Four days to flatten Iran.

Maybe 2 weeks.

Likely September.

Another 37 years… Or until “Iran” destroys the Al-Aqsa Mosque in Jerusalem, the Third Temple is built and the Antichrist Messiah is here… whichever comes first.

That’s basically how Operation Covaids went (Covid-27 is already in the fine print, don’t miss today’s video), and it’s also how Operation Epstein Fury is going – a comedy of contradictions and lies from the Washington District of Criminals.

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Although right now, I can’t blame anyone for not believing anything.

Because NOTHING IS WHAT IT SEEMS.

Nothing.

ZERO!

Today’s walk ‘n talk at my ranch in Mexico probably has the most up to date info in one nicely wrapped (thanks to the TDV editing guys) gift to anyone who hasn’t complied with The Party’s final command to deny the evidence of their eyes and ears. Spoiler Alert: IT’S A LOT!

If you’ve tried to follow the official explanation for the CIA/Mossad attack on Iran, congratulations: you are now qualified to solve quantum physics.

Because over the past few days, US officials have delivered so many different explanations that the narrative now looks like a group project where nobody read the assignment.

Let’s review the Greatest Hits of Contradiction from Donald Trump, Marco Rubio, Pete Hegseth and friends.

1. The “Israel Forced Our Hand” Story

First explanation:

Rubio went to Capitol Hill and basically said “We knew Israel was going to attack Iran, and we knew Iran would retaliate against U.S. forces, so we attacked Iran first.”

Translation:

“We attacked them to stop them from retaliating for an attack that hadn’t happened yet.”

Which raised the small philosophical question: If Israel attacking Iran would trigger retaliation… why not stop Israel from attacking?

Minor detail.

2. The “Actually Israel Didn’t Force Us” Story

The next day the White House hit the narrative reset button. Trump responded to the idea Israel dragged the US into war with, “No. I might have forced their hand.”

So now the timeline looks like this:

Day 1:
Israel forced the USto attack.

Day 2:
Actually the US forced Israel to attack.

Day 3:
Everyone forced everyone.

3. The “Imminent Threat” Story

Then came the classic “Officials said the attack was necessary because Iran posed an imminent threat to the United States.”

Except when reporters asked:

“What threat exactly?”

The answer became:

“Well… they might retaliate after being attacked.”

Which critics translated as:

The imminent threat was the retaliation for the war we were about to start.

4. The “This Is Not Regime Change” Story

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth tried to calm things down, by telling reporters this mission is not about regime change. Totally limited mission. Nothing to see here.

Then Trump casually suggested the outcome might be… regime change. He said they hoped someone new might take over in Iran after the strikes, but they don’t know who because everyone they thought could take over is now dead.

So the official position is now:

This is not about regime change.
But if regime change happens… cool.

5. The “Americans Might Die” Story

Meanwhile Trump gave perhaps the most reassuring message imaginable. When asked if Americans should worry about retaliation:

“I guess… some people will die.”

Nothing calms a population like “Relax everybody, some of you will die.”

One thing is clear.

When governments produce five different reasons for the same war in the same week, history usually records that as a sign of one thing: They are still looking for the explanation that works best.

Or, in occult geopolitical terms:

Baal/Moloch made me do it.