Don’t miss today’s walk ‘n talk for more truth about the Beekeepers and the Hive Mind.

And… Maybe the Ba’al Room Blitz script was so predictable because it was based on a Clint Eastwood movie about a shooting at a White House dinner released… drumroll please… 33 years ago! Would it surprise you that three days before the ballroom incident, Drumpf reposted Clint Eastwood.

Plus… did you hear the one about ‘4 or 5’ snipers killing 42,000 Iranian protesters? No, I didn’t think so – BECAUSE IT NEVER HAPPENED!

Then, there’s breaking news from secretary of state, Marco Rubio: The main goal of the war is now to open the Strait of Hormuz. Yes, the goal now is to open the channel that lets the ships through… exactly like it was before the war.

The whole thing is so absurd you just can’t make it up.

The Iranian navy, reportedly vaporized for the 9th time this week according to Pentagram fan fiction, has once again closed the Strait of Hormuz. Right on cue, the United States is gearing up to win its seventh “Not-A-War” to reopen a shipping lane that was perfectly functional before the Department of War decided to “liberate” the water.

Then you have the ultimate peak-irony moment: the only nation on Earth to actually use nuclear weapons is currently threatening to use nuclear weapons to ensure Iran doesn't get nuclear weapons. Why? Because nuclear weapons are dangerous, obviously.

If the United States watched the United States overthrow governments, occupy countries, spy on citizens, print money into oblivion, censor dissent, arm extremists, and fund dictators, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the dangerous authoritarian regime known as the United States. But hey, that’s just democracy at work, right?

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We have been told for two and a half months that the Strait of Hormuz is closed. That is one of the most vital arteries for global energy. In a sane world, oil should be at $200 or $300 a barrel. Instead, it is sitting at $102.

Do you really think that is market forces? Drumpf is out there acting like he is in charge, claiming he is fine with a 25% market dip to stop “mentally deranged” people from getting nukes. The reality is that he is not in charge of anything. He is just a character in the play.

The math does not add up unless you look at the coincidental timing of the trades. We saw nearly a billion dollars in crude oil shorts taken exactly 70 minutes before a peace deal report leaked. Someone made $125 million in an hour. This is not a market; it is a controlled demolition.

While you are distracted by the political theater, the physical world is being dismantled.

Refineries: Over a million barrels of capacity in the US are offline. They call it planned maintenance. It is funny how everything is planned just right when we are hitting a deficit.

Global Supply: Middle Eastern and Russian oil are basically gone. Refineries in Texas and silver facilities in Kazakhstan are blowing up.

The Jet Fuel Cliff: Airlines are canceling thousands of flights. Germany's Lufthansa is cutting 20,000 flights through October.

The 33/66 Signal: Iraq is offering oil discounts of exactly $33. The closure of Gulf airports has disrupted 33% of European journeys to Asia.

We are heading toward a tank bottom scenario. Analysts are finally admitting that Europe will hit the floor in May and the US will follow by July 4th. This is not just a crisis; it is a transition to a Mad Max reality for the unprepared.

Even if the Strait of Hormuz opened today, it would take seven months to fix the damage. The political clock and the functional clock are not the same. The market is not pricing in the aftermath because the market is a hallucination.

The 3D video game is glitching in real-time and the “planned” outages are finally catching up to the NPCs. While the masses wait for a political savior to fix the Strait of Hormuz, the smart money is shorting the simulation and prepping for a Mad Max summer:

May: Europe hits tank bottoms.
May 14: The Trump-Xi summit theater begins.
May 16-17: Join us virtually for the Non-Conformists Series to learn how to survive the lifting of the veil.
July 4: US oil inventories hit the operational floor.
September: Total operational shutdown if the script doesn't change.

It isn't a crisis; it’s a controlled demolition. Buy six of everything you need today, or get used to the 33% discount on your quality of life. The veil is lifting. Are you ready to see what’s behind it?

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