155 - The Past Times with Josh Androsky

Summary

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The Dollop – Episode 155: The Past Times with Josh Androsky

Podcast: The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds
Guest: Josh Androsky
Date: December 19, 2025
Theme: A hilarious dive into odd historical newspaper stories, with a recurring focus on eggs, nudity, wealth, and a wild cast of real-life characters.

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Episode Overview

This week, comedians Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds are joined by writer/comedian Josh Androsky for another installment of "The Past Times." Together, they comb through a 1938 edition of the Washington Daily newspaper, riffing on the eccentricities, headlines, and societal norms of a bygone era. In typical Dollop fashion, the episode blends absurdity and sharp social commentary, using vintage news stories as a springboard for present-day observations, personal confessions, and relentless egg-related tangents.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Technical Mishaps & Behind-the-Scenes Banter

• [00:44] The episode begins with meta references to past recording issues involving Josh:
  • "You did this show recently and it didn't record properly, so congratulations." – Dave
  • They joke about Gareth and Dave's rocky producer/performer dynamic.
  • Josh describes being “terrified” in the "Weinstein school of producing" as his creative stimulus.

2. Twitter, Muting, and Online Interactions

• [04:48–05:39] The trio discusses the perils and quirks of Twitter:
  • Josh reveals, "I'm off Twitter now because it's very bad for me and it's ruined my life."
  • All agree “muting” is preferable to “blocking” – creating a "pocket universe far away."
  • They muse about internet toxicity and how small infractions lead to being muted or blocked.

3. Josh's Projects & Sports-Owner Riffs

• [06:08–07:22] Josh plugs his comic book "Year Zero," co-created with Chapo Trap House:
  • Mocked connections between supporting the comic and somehow indirectly helping The Dollop.
• Conversations about deferred sports contracts and the morality of billionaire team owners (with recurring Dodgers jokes).

4. Guessing the Newspaper Year & Setting the Scene

• [07:29–08:46] The group guesses the paper's year (1938) and riff on D.C.'s "swamp" reputation, jabs at political slogans and modern politicians, and poke fun at the newspaper's logo.

5. The "One Egg Only" Marital Dispute

• [09:17–17:56] The main story involves a divorce case where a wife claims her husband is too affectionate, restricting him to one egg at breakfast.
  • Egg Obsession:
    • Gareth confesses to being a “big egg guy,” carrying them on tour, and even cracking hard-boiled eggs on van bumpers.
    • “Any surface can be an egg cracker.” – Gareth [10:12]
    • Josh brands hard-boiled eggs “for weak people,” suggesting adults should have “a runny ass egg.”
    • The crew discusses snack culture (pickles vs. eggs), and Gareth invents “egg salad in my mouth—God’s blender.” (11:17)
  • Egg Consumption:
    • Gareth claims to eat “six eggs a day,” buying four dozen at a time at the farmers market.
    • “Are you, like, baking a lot?” – Josh; “No, I’m hard boiling in a pressure cooker!” – Gareth [16:56]
  • Psychological Tangents:
    • Light jabs about control issues, hardboiled eggs as coping mechanisms, and evasions about therapy.

6. Nudity and Marital Expectations

• [18:14–29:32]
  • The husband’s alleged nudism is revealed: “He said pajamas were for storybooks and mail-order catalogs and wanted me to be a nudist.”
  • Josh admits: “I’m a nude sleeper. I feel constricted.” [18:34–18:59]
  • The panel riffs on class issues related to pajamas vs. nude sleeping, rural poverty, and sartorial customs.

7. Eggs as Relationship Metaphor & Personal Anecdotes

• [29:32–33:11]
  • The husband brought love letters and receipts to court, highlighting a blend of tender affection and a fixation on “two eggs for breakfast.”
  • Gareth recounts traveling with a “hard boil machine” to hotels and maintaining an unbroken egg-eating streak.
  • The others stage a joking “inter-egg-vention.”

8. Stories of Cults, Caves, and Religious Mania

• [40:31–51:18]
  • A wild segment about Mark Silverman, who declared himself Jesus, forced his family into cave-living near LA, made them be nude, and fed them walnuts and foraged food.
  • “He destroyed everything in the house. Smashed the china. Burned the bedclothes.” [42:52]
  • The case escalates from religious fanaticism to survivalism, nudity, and suspected mental illness, with the group continually circling back to the impracticality of eggs as mountain grub and container logistics for hauling eggs in the wild.

9. Wealth, Empathy, and the Supreme Court

• [54:01–58:17]
  • Conversation shifts to Supreme Court retirements, Chuck Schumer’s longevity, and how public office-holders never seem to want to retire.
  • Debates over how wealth warps empathy, with Elon Musk and Joe Rogan roasted as icons of self-absorbed, disconnected billionaires.
  • “Winning this game has no actual value.” – Dave [57:24]
  • “Money good. You become less empathetic, but that’s because you get more money.” – Josh [58:52]

10. Crime, Gender Nonconformity, and Social Attitudes

• [59:27–62:17]
  • Article about “two youthful gun molls” who robbed and killed a bus driver, with the press fixating on the “mannish” appearance of one girl.
  • “It’s also just funny to be, like, policeman sees first lesbian.” – Josh [62:37]
  • The group critiques historical press attitudes and reflects on changing norms in gender and sexuality.

11. Egg Culture: Exotic Eggs & Willingness to Experiment

• [46:29–48:10]
  • Gareth enumerates animal eggs he’s consumed: chicken, duck, quail, caviar.
  • “Number one egg is a very grain fed, healthy life chicken. Although duck… don’t sleep on it.” – Gareth [47:15]
  • “Shells are good for you. Shells are good!” – Gareth [48:22]

12. Closing Shoutouts

• [66:37–67:46]
  • Josh re-promotes "Year Zero" (badegg.co), and Gareth commits to trying “any egg you’re gonna eat.”
  • “I would love to try a human egg. I’ve done everything I can to get my grubby little paws on one.” – Gareth [67:52]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Egg Mania:

  • “I make egg salad in my mouth. God’s blender.” – Gareth [11:20]
  • “How many eggs are you taking down a day?” – Josh; “Six. Every day, six eggs.” – Gareth [12:19–12:25]

• Online Detente:

  • "I'm off Twitter now because it's very bad for me and it's ruined my life. But when I was on, I was a big muter instead of blocker." — Josh [05:13]

• Nudity Confessions:

  • "I'm a big kiss guy. And I...I'm going to announce it here on the podcast. I'm a nude sleeper." – Josh [18:34]

• Egg Logistics:

  • "I bring a hard boiling machine and you bring the eggs in a hard boiling machine into your hotel room." – Gareth [32:43]
  • “Four dozen at a time. ...You don’t know if they’re gonna not be there next weekend. It’s always good to get ahead of the eggs a little bit.” – Gareth [17:09–17:29]

• Historical Irony:

  • “Now, we finally got. ... the tax rate was where one billionaire could build an army of robots. Right?” – Gareth [35:55]
  • “You could take all that money in and buy a baseball team and run concentration camps.” – Gareth [56:20]

• On Wealth:

  • “It is crazy that we actually have proof that the guy with the most money in the world allegedly is the saddest, lamest guy of all time.” – Dave [57:24]

• On LBGTQ Presentation in the Past:

  • "It's also just funny to be, like, policeman sees first lesbian." – Josh [62:37]

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Quick Reference: Timestamps for Major Segments

• 00:44–01:36: Show meta, past recording failures, team dynamic jokes
• 04:48–05:39: Social media rants, muting/blocking
• 06:08–07:22: Josh promotes "Year Zero"
• 09:17–33:11: Egg-eating lifestyle, marital “one egg” story, disability and control
• 40:31–51:18: Mark Silverman “Jesus” cave cult and survival
• 54:01–58:17: Wealth & empathy, Supreme Court, Musk, billionaire culture
• 59:27–62:17: Gender, “gun mols,” and changing norms
• 46:29, 67:32: Exotic eggs and “would you eat…” game

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Episode Tone & Style

The vibe is unfiltered, irreverent, and improvisational, blending mock history, absurd extended metaphors (especially about eggs), personal oversharing, and deft social critique. The hosts' camaraderie and willingness to chase the silliest thread—no matter the tangent—make the episode both a lampoon of history podcasts and a warm, bizarre conversation between friends.

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For New Listeners

Even without prior knowledge of The Dollop or "The Past Times," you'll find this episode a riotous exploration of not just old headlines, but also of the quirks and obsessions of the hosts themselves. Eggs, nudity, wealth, and crime are the running themes—always filtered through layers of comedy and cultural insight.

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Transcript

[A]

And welcome to the Past Times. It's a podcast. Shush. You know it is. Hey, on the ones and twos. Dave, I'm gonna need you to stop Gareth Reynolds here. You know what we do each week? We go through a newspaper from a ran in Bait in history picked out by Dave Anthony. I, Gareth Reynolds, have never seen it, and neither has this week's guest, the beautiful Josh Androski.

[B]

Come on.

[C]

Beautiful.

[A]

Do you mean that you are a beauty? Yes. Oh. Inside and out.

[C]

Wow.

[A]

And I'd like to see more of the inside. How about that? Medically.

[B]

Oh, open me up, daddy.

[C]

I'm lodging a disagree. I'm lodging a strong disagreement.

[A]

In what way?

[C]

The beautiful. Attractive. Whatever.

[A]

He's the beauty.

[C]

No, I'm. I'm gonna lodge kids.

[A]

Had a mustache since he was 20. Now, Josh, you did this show recently and it didn't record properly, so congratulations.

[C]

Hi. That's a big thing. That's a big thing.

[A]

That's a big.

[C]

Not be recorded.

[A]

Well, hello, Josh. Hello.

[B]

I love not being perceived.

[A]

Good.

[B]

If we could just. If we could this one up too, that would be great. I. I love how honest you are with your audience about your own technical snafus.

[A]

We're blaming you when you're not on.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[C]

Oh, we get enough. We get enough heat from them about our technical snafus.

[A]

Oh, everything. But, Josh, also, we should point out you've been doing a lot of the research for the show lately. Seems like you guys got a real sort of Pippin Stockton thing cooking right now. How do you guys feel about that?

[C]

Shut up.

[A]

What a couple of great passers.

[C]

Just shut up.

[A]

What?

[C]

It's just bad. Come on.

[A]

What? You guys. Why don't you guys peel. This is a great opportunity to peel the curtain back a little. What's it. What's it like?

[B]

Well, Dave will text me just very inappropriate images. He'll call me names.

[A]

He. He. He.

[B]

He comes from the Weinstein.

[A]

This is nice to hear.

[B]

The Weinstein school of producing. And I'm just scared all the time. And so I do my best work terrified. And so, you know, Dave's great. It's like. It's like that movie with the drumming kid and the ball guy.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Except neither of us are good.

[A]

Miles Teller and JK Bald guy.

[C]

Really good. Really good reference that nobody knew what it was. Thank you.

[A]

That's a call that's very interesting to hear because Dave. That's pretty much how Dave treats me.

[C]

He's called texting. Gentlemen.

[A]

It's wild. It's a Lot of. He called me stupid a lot today already. And we've just started.

[C]

He. Josh gets some of the same pictures that you and Alex have gotten.

[A]

I'm not surprised. I mean, some of them are such gems that I'm like, this should not just be wasted on one person.

[C]

Right?

[A]

Yeah, no, it should be a few people.

[B]

I treasure them as though Dave were my own father in that, you know, he's an alcoholic piece of shit.

[A]

Well, I mean, I don't want to get into it too deep, but there's a lot of people who'd push back on something like that.

[C]

You killed him.

[A]

And a lot of people think that Dave's dad has maybe relocated in Detroit. I got a couple of investigators.

[C]

You killed my father. And you've admitted it several times.

[A]

He's working at a chili shack. Josh, you're a. Josh, you've gone. You ate a big hoagie for charity once.

[B]

I'm sorry.

[A]

No, go ahead, Dave.

[C]

Josh, you were. Used to be a leftist, and. And then you gave that up recently. Can you talk about that?

[B]

Uh, yeah, I'd love to. I just wanted to join the winning team for once. What Dave's talking about is that the billionaire owner of my sports team is slightly worse than the billionaire owner of every other sports team.

[C]

And which. Which other sports teams are building concentration camps?

[B]

There's one.

[A]

Is that where athletes go to learn? Focus.

[B]

I want to make a.

[A]

You know what's funny? I was. I spent two weeks in a van with Dave, and I came back such a Dodger hater. And I got hammered one night when we got back from tour on saki. And that's not. That's not two nights ago because Dave and I got hammered on saki two nights ago.

[C]

Oh, boy, did we.

[A]

But. But I started. I just tweeted out a couple of things, and boy, oh, boy. I was like, wow, I don't know enough about baseball to be on my back in the judo pose for this long. There was. I realized I was like, what am I doing? I was like, I don't know. Enough people are like, explain this. I was like, I didn't know that baseball had one of those. I didn't know.

[B]

I love wading into things online that are, like, beyond anything that, you know. I've never gotten in trouble doing that in my life.

[A]

No, no table. Dave will get to those every now and then, and you'll just see it be like, cunt. And then the guy's like, dave blocked me. And I'm like, have a good life, buddy. Dave's the soup Nazi of Twitter.

[B]

So I was always. I'm off Twitter now because it's very bad for me and it's ruined my life. But when I was on, I was a big muter instead of blocker.

[A]

Because if I'm a muter. Yeah, I'm a mute.

[B]

Then they're just stuck in the worst punishment. Yeah, they're stuck.

[A]

I. I like that too. They think they're still talking.

[B]

Right. They think that they're, like, affecting you in any way at all, and you just let them do it. They're like in a little pocket universe far away. It's beautiful.

[A]

I know. I love. Well, and then every now and then, I'll see, like, you muted this person. I'll be. Who is this? I'll be like, seems like a fine gentleman. What really got me that day? I don't know.

[C]

But they said one thing and that was enough.

[A]

Yeah. I don't hate it.

[C]

There's definitely a. There's just a. There's definitely a. A tone and a way people approach you that you're like, I don't need to have you around.

[A]

No, there's. That. There's some of those, too. There's some of those, too. Which is weird that Dave blocked you. Josh. Josh, where can people find your content?

[B]

It's fun. You know, I. I can show you right here. There's this.

[A]

What would you like to promote? Yeah, this is what you.

[C]

I can't. I can't. What is it? What are you supposed to be holding up there? It's very blurry.

[B]

This is year zero.

[C]

Oh, Team Zero. Year zero.

[B]

It' comic book that I did with Chapo Trap House, and it's fucking awesome. And I could say that because I only wrote one part of it, and the other parts were not written by me.

[A]

Where can people. Where can people get it? And how does it benefit the dollop directly or indirectly?

[B]

It benefits the dollop indirectly because rising tide lifts all boats. I'm trying here.

[A]

What about in a hurricane?

[C]

Yeah, what happens in a hurricane?

[A]

The rising time destroys all.

[B]

It lifts them too high.

[C]

If the. If the Dodgers owner is getting more funding to build concentration camps for immigrants, how does that lift all but you can.

[A]

Josh, what we're going to do is.

[B]

We'Re going to start with go ahead and find the comic at Badag Co and check out year zero at Chapo Trap House Anthology.

[A]

Yep. Hopefully you guys can make enough money to afford that M on a website.

[C]

Afford that M. And also, I think it's a good time to point out that Ohtani did deferred contracts so he could avoid paying taxes in California.

[A]

So, Josh, we're gonna guess what year this paper's from. I don't know it. You don't know it. Dave might actually give me the win on this one. He seems to really not be happy with you. So what year would you like to guess for this one, Josh boy?

[B]

Let's. 1903.

[A]

Beautiful guess. 1891 is mine.

[C]

Oh, Gareth wins. It's 1938.

[A]

You, Josh. You, Josh. I love Dave. This is the closest Dave and I have ever been. This is. That is the nicest thing Dave has ever done for me. We've been working together 40 years.

[C]

January 5, 1938. The News, Washington Daily. Now what? Look at that headline. Now it's the paper across the top, but it's also Washington Daily, so.

[A]

And also, I think that people like Mason people will have a field day with that logo. There's like a lot of pyramids and.

[C]

No, there's just a. It's just the Capitol building. The top of the Capitol building. What are you looking at?

[A]

To some. You ever seen inside? You ever seen pocket change, whatever it's called.

[C]

So this is Washington D.C. which is of course Josh's favorite town.

[B]

I love the swamp.

[C]

He loves the swamp. Doesn't want to drain it. Wants to keep the swamp.

[A]

Drain the swamp is the funniest thing that guy could have said. Only swamp. That would have been better.

[C]

By the way, shout out to our Democrats who have our backs.

[B]

They're so great.

[A]

Excuse me. Excuse me. Quit playing checkers. Let this 80 year old play chess and forget what the pieces are.

[C]

Husband too ardent. Wife claims he says she limit him to one egg.

[A]

Now, wait a minute. Is this the one we did with you before?

[C]

I feel like we've done this one.

[A]

I think it might be the. It might be. Maybe. I said to Preston at one point, we could even do that paper again if we need.

[C]

What happened?

[A]

So we.

[C]

I.

[A]

That rings. I just remember that because it's egg cutting. It's like. It's tough for me to hear.

[C]

Well, people who. People who don't know. You're a big egg guy.

[A]

Big egg guy.

[C]

So much so that I was at a gas station with you once and you hopped out of our van and cracked a hard boiled egg.

[A]

I did not Back bumper out of the van. I stepped out of the van and ate an egg off the bumper. Yes.

[C]

You didn't eat an egg off the bumper. You cracked the shell on the bumper.

[A]

As if that was My back to the future. I called you butthead. It was awesome.

[C]

You did that as if it was normal. And it wasn't normal.

[A]

Any surface can be an egg cracker. Josh, where are you on this?

[B]

I, I think hard boiled eggs are eaten by weak people. I think that hard boiled.

[A]

That's your problem.

[B]

I think that hard boiled eggs are like, oh, I gotta take this egg on the go, sit down in a diner like an adult and have a runny ass egg.

[A]

What are you talking about?

[C]

He makes a really good point.

[A]

What are you talking about? A runny ass egg? Are you on board with that?

[C]

Would you describe runny ass egg? Would you, would you describe the hard boiled egg as a type A personality?

[A]

The healthiest way to eat the egg.

[C]

Is a way that a type A personality with an eating disorder gets by.

[A]

The healthiest way to eat egg. Go ahead, Josh. You run the prices right? On mushrooms.

[B]

Yeah. So I can speak to this. I think that an egg as a snack is like a very old fashioned. There are, you know, you can have trail mix, you could have chips, you could have even, you know, a pickle. Right, like you could do.

[C]

Yeah, pickle.

[A]

I have pickles with the eggs.

[B]

You have pickles with the eggs?

[A]

Yeah. I make egg salad in my mouth. God's blender.

[C]

What a disgusting thing to say out loud.

[A]

What is this? Are we recording this one? I thought we weren't recording those with Josh. I thought we just did this paper together once a month.

[C]

We'll find out later. It wasn't recorded.

[A]

All right, well, whatever, you guys. Cool. All right. Anyway, so this, this absolute beast of.

[C]

A lady, too ardent in his display of affection for his wife was Glenn Katie, 34 year old bookkeeping teacher.

[A]

What sounds like a great guy and he's really nice to his wife and he just wants some eggs to keep the energy up.

[C]

What's a bookkeeping?

[A]

I'll tell you what, you're not going to get that from just eating chips, Josh.

[B]

Sometimes there's egg and chips.

[A]

What are you even doing to every argument?

[C]

No.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You know what I mean?

[C]

Boom.

[A]

Hugh, if it wasn't against eggs, you would question everything.

[C]

He's making really good points.

[A]

If this was Twitter, you'd block how many eggs?

[C]

No, I would never block.

[B]

Josh, how many eggs are you taking down in a day?

[A]

Six. What?

[B]

Every day, six eggs.

[C]

And that, that's not, it's worse on a, on a tour.

[A]

And that's just mouth.

[B]

Well, obviously you're hatching new chickens to lay more eggs, so you're incubating them with your.

[A]

I go backwards sometimes too.

[C]

Oh, that's a good. Have you considered that's what I get.

[A]

My runny ass eggs.

[C]

Hold on. Let's ask this question because I can guarantee the answer is crazy. Have you considered having a chicken coop?

[A]

Oh, are you out of your. I've priced it out. I. There's so many. There's just.

[C]

There's my.

[A]

I can't do a lot of things I want because I'm gone so much. But without quite question. I want chickens without. You know how much a chicken is.

[C]

Yeah, it's $75.

[A]

Chicken's like nothing.

[C]

Yeah. You can get them through the mail. It's the only. It's the only animal that the post office males.

[A]

Yep. I think we should. That sounds like. Are you reading the paper right now? That does not sound okay to me.

[C]

You can't have. You can't have live chickens in LA county though.

[A]

Well. Oh, that's because of the Dodger stuff.

[C]

Yeah. The Dodgers made sure.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

You have Kershaw law.

[B]

You have to build your own concentration camp for the chickens. And the Dodgers aren't making any money off of it, so they don't let you do it.

[A]

It's a coup.

[C]

How far. How far. When they go to the White House this year, how far up Trump's ass do you think Kershaw will be? Do you think it'll be all the way or just like last year? Like halfway?

[B]

I like to never think about that. If I could. If I could avoid thinking about that, that would be really great. Kershaw is roughly my age and I have grown up with him and I was at his last game and.

[C]

Did you cry?

[B]

Look, man. Yes.

[C]

It's gonna be so great when he retires and then lets loose of his opinions about.

[A]

They said the same thing about Pat Sajak and he's been pretty quiet.

[C]

When he lets listen opinions about gay people, then you'll really. Ms. Katie has complained to Chicago court. Ms. Katie left says that while demonstration of a man's love for his wife is much to be desired, her husband was over enthusiastic. He was. He was.

[A]

See, this is what the thing us multi eggers are gentlemen.

[C]

Never.

[A]

We're lovely to women, we're lovely to men and we love both.

[B]

Wait, so you're bi?

[A]

If it comes to eggs, I'm buying. This is the advantage of doing this again. I've written a bunch of stuff.

[B]

Wait, so okay, so he wants.

[C]

He wants to a lot, this guy.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, I was thinking kisses. I was like, he's just smooching her.

[A]

Too much and she's like pure. Get off. You're cute.

[C]

No, you're cute. No, he's looking for hot. He's looking for.

[A]

Yeah, he wants pork.

[C]

Yeah, he wants, he wants pork.

[B]

Pork and eggs.

[C]

He wants, he wants some morning pork and egg.

[A]

Like everybody wants the pork or eggs.

[C]

He wanted kisses morning, noon and night. She charges and couldn't even keep his art.

[B]

So I was right.

[A]

Well, I, I, I will say he sounds. Josh is vindicated a little, but also, they probably don't.

[C]

I think they're using. I think she's using. Yeah. Euphemism. I think that he's a sex fiend. Yeah.

[A]

I mean, it'd be weird to stop at kissing constantly.

[C]

Bang. Yeah.

[B]

It would be very funny if it.

[A]

Was just I don't even kiss anymore.

[C]

And he couldn't even keep his ardor in rain on a Florida beach. Katie, however, says his cresses. No, See, now it's gone up a little bit.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Were but those of a normal husband. And he filed a countersuit for divorce, charging. His wife bit and kicked him. Well, now it's gotten really weird.

[A]

Yeah. Now it's obviously, I'm sort of.

[C]

These are egg people.

[A]

I'm vacillating. But no, I mean, well, he's an egg guy. Yeah. I don't love that he's.

[C]

I mean, do you, do you find yourself more randy when you eat eggs?

[A]

It's hard to know because you'd need a control group. And I have not had a day without eggs in decades.

[C]

Josh, ask Gareth how many eggs he buys when he goes to the farmer's market.

[B]

Oh, gosh.

[C]

On Sunday.

[B]

When you go to the farmer's market every Sunday with your little basket, your little wicker basket. How many eggs?

[A]

800 bags. They're falling out of me. Well, it depends. I mean, is, is, are the, is the Japanese stand there with all the interesting prod. Started selling eggs? Are they there?

[B]

Of course they did. They're always there.

[A]

It seems like they're doing every other week, four dozen.

[B]

Excuse me. At once.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

You're. Yeah.

[B]

Are you, like, baking a lot?

[A]

No, no, but I'm baking anything. What do you mean? I'm hard boiling in a pressure cooker. What are you talking about?

[B]

4 dozen at a time.

[A]

You know how they come in a dozen?

[B]

Yeah, I've seen.

[A]

I'm grabbing four of those. Yeah, I'm grabbing four of those.

[B]

Is that because you break some on the way home and you want to make sure that you have enough when.

[A]

You get home or you need backups. You don't know if they're gonna not be there next weekend. It's always good to get ahead of the eggs a little bit. They're gonna stay good for a while. What's your deal? Quit looking at me like I'm a science project.

[B]

Yeah, and you only eat them hard boiled, you know, Never, Scramby. Never.

[A]

I've gone. I've gone to only hard boil. Healthiest way to eat the egg. No oil.

[B]

And so that's probably why you're not kissing anymore, because your mouth is just constantly full of salt.

[A]

I'm just out on kissing. I just want to advance it. No, stop. I'm doing great. I have Invisalign. I have two weeks left. Things are good. I'm doing good. I'm fine. I'm in a good spot. You pricks.

[C]

What are you running from?

[A]

Everything. Absolutely everything that I could possibly sprint from, I am getting away from. I am downhill rolling away from my stuff.

[C]

Just don't ever run into a therapist's office.

[A]

I did that three times four years ago.

[C]

He said pajamas were for storybooks and mail order catalogs and wanted me to be a nudist. She told the court.

[A]

Well, well, well. Sounds like we're all coming back around on this guy.

[C]

Yeah. The. The kisses are not as. He just wants her to be nude. Now, Josh, you want to reframe your kisses supposition.

[A]

Come to the exit.

[B]

I, I'm a big kiss guy. And I. I'm gonna announce it here on the podcast. I'm a nude sleeper clip. I'm a nude sleeper. I sleep. I feel constricted.

[A]

Say I'm a big kiss guy because this guy.

[C]

I love.

[B]

I love a kiss. You're.

[C]

You're a big kisser and you're a.

[B]

Nude sleeper kiss for my beautiful.

[A]

What does that have to do with anything?

[B]

Well, he's just.

[A]

You. What? Does she sleep nude?

[B]

No, I'm not going to force her to do it.

[A]

She doesn't sleep nude.

[C]

Does. Does she sleep in like a, like a locked suit of some kind of iron?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Now wait a minute. You sleep nude? She doesn't.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Interesting.

[B]

I mean, I'm.

[A]

Is she wearing what, a, A T shirt and underwear?

[B]

Something along those lines, yeah.

[A]

I mean, you know, you're just getting naked in there.

[B]

I, I, I, I feel constricted. Buy clothes. Especially since COVID when you were allowed to just wear whatever you wanted around the house, what I found that I want to wear.

[C]

Why was that different? Hold on.

[A]

We Have a paper pre covered.

[C]

You could also wear whatever you wanted around the house.

[A]

No, but it was. He's right. It. We all stepped it up a little.

[B]

You wore jeans. More, you know, like it.

[A]

Now I'm out. I don't know what you're saying.

[C]

I was more formal around the house.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I always wear a suit. I actually. I actually take off my suit to leave the house. But.

[A]

Well, that was when I started to reveal meals to myself. With the sort of metal thing that you put over the dish. I sort of. I would cook it. I'd put the thing over. I'd go, your supper. And I go, oh, whoa. When I put a napkin in, you.

[C]

Just take off the thing. And there's three eggs there.

[A]

Six idiot. Talking about. And that was every meal. Oh, six eggs again. Don't mind if I do. As doctors are pounding on my door.

[C]

Yeah. Gareth. The pastimes is brought to you by ca.

[A]

Oh, David.

[C]

I think they.

[A]

David. David.

[C]

As long as possible. Hey, what's the. What's the. Do you have like a weirdest or craziest scam that you've ever had to deal with?

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

You've certainly had them. You've had. And your. Your parents have had them.

[A]

I recently had one of. My father recently got involved in a.

[C]

It's gonna be an author.

[A]

The king. The king of sc. Scams. The king of scams. The irony that if my father wrote a book about the scam he was on, that would have been the book.

[C]

Well, look, here's the thing about. About Cash app built in card security that keeps your money safe from fraud and. And the protections you. You'd expect the holidays. It's about finding the perfect gift. But not every deal is actually what it seems, right? And scammers are getting more creative to trick people and to share in their methods like fake shopping sites and giveaways that are like crazy too good.

[A]

I'm buying you a car right now.

[C]

And luckily, cash apps 247 fraud monitoring helps detect and alert you for unusual card activity should someone gain access to your card. So you can act fast and you know if something's off.

[A]

Did you get the card?

[C]

I did not get the car. Gareth, you can. You can also lock or unlock your Cash app instantly, right? In the app. It's extra control. That's pretty sweet. I'll keep you peace of mind. So it's good. It's very, very helpful with scam.

[A]

My bank's calling me.

[C]

Keeping your money secure.

[A]

What? Dude, that car thing.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Not real. You should have used cash app lost $100 million.

[C]

That's a lot for a car. So look, what we're saying is give yourself the peace of mind this holiday season and download Cash App. That's what we're saying. That's what Gareth and I are saying. Yeah. We're big boys, so you should listen to us.

[A]

We're the big bad boys. Cash out.

[C]

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[A]

I don't know if you want to.

[C]

Not the face. It's not growing the face out, but the top of my head. Just very much like a wild animal.

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[A]

I'm gonna jump in and ask you to not call her your mommy.

[C]

My mama gets a My mom, my mama. Mama gets my meemaw gets frames. Gets pictures for me and her aura frame. Yeah, it's very easy. So you get the aura frame. It's a great gift because of what we're talking about. And you send it to someone and you can upload all the stuff you want into it. You can use the app, go online to send. Yeah, you just send your photos to the airframe.

[A]

We're in this weird zone where you, you no longer have the hard copy of the picture and yet all we do is take pictures and we still want to have stuff on our walls. That's right. So Aura kind of hacked it and is basically like, hey, you can have a ton of pictures rotating in a frame. It's like living in Back to the Future too.

[C]

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[A]

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[C]

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[A]

Nice packaging too. Just, just saying.

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By using promo code Dollop at checkout. That's a U R A frames.com promo code doll. This deal is exclusive to listeners and Frames sell out fast, so order yours now to get it in time for the holidays. Support the show by mentioning us at checkout. Terms and conditions apply. Katie admitted he was affectionate, but said he didn't believe romance, the only thing in marriage. He denied he was a nudist, but only a farm product who never learned to sleep in pajamas. He's a Josh.

[A]

He's a Josh type.

[B]

I'm a farm boy, everybody.

[C]

When did you start? Yeah.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

You're a farm guy.

[A]

Yeah, absolutely.

[C]

Up until then. Up. But see, up until you're like, 16, you just slept in, like, in overalls.

[B]

Yes. With my butt flap hanging out and I still got a big bale of hay. And every once in a while I would roll over onto a pitchfork and go, yow. But, you know, other than that.

[A]

Yeah, I mean, I see it. I don't know what that means.

[C]

I was brought up in the country. I've slept without pajamas all my life, but I finally got used to wearing them. It was a struggle.

[A]

Now, hold on, I'm going to say this.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

He's rejecting pajamas, which was the night attire of the time. So it's not that he's just like, hey, you can't wear anything. Your options were basically nothing. Or PJs.

[C]

I think he's saying that in the country, they didn't have pajamas. Yeah. Really? They didn't have a lot of money out there.

[A]

Yeah, but it's. But you. You're biased. You wear night shirts now. You're long night shirts.

[C]

But I wear a suit.

[A]

Yeah, but you're. But this is back when you had pajamas or nothing. And he's just saying nothing is better.

[B]

This is a class issue.

[C]

Well, it is a class issue, isn't it? I think it is. I think it's a class issue. I think rich people who can afford pajamas are looking down snootily at the news.

[A]

We will win.

[C]

He said he tried to convert his wife to his viewpoint in the matter before he gave in. I asked her to try it for a week, and she said that we would drop the subject if it was no good. Was that fair or. That was fair, wasn't it? He brought to court with him yesterday a briefcase filled with receipts and bills to show how well he treated. Oh, and then that just Kind of.

[A]

I like that. I like. I like. I like showing that you bought her stuff.

[C]

Okay, well, that's missing. Whatever.

[A]

I bought her dinner a bunch.

[C]

He wept as he told the judge of finger waves, permanence and facials he bought for her. He wept also when his wife's attorney began to read some of his love letters.

[A]

Now what. What about the eggs? I feel like we've.

[C]

Sure.

[A]

We'll get to the egg. Lost the egg thread a little bit. Some of us feel like we were brought in here under false pretense.

[C]

They're holding it for probably later to keep sweeps because everybody wants to know what's going on with the eggs. Like, nobody wants to hear about this sex party. They just want to hear about the egg party.

[A]

Yeah, we get it. We get it.

[C]

In one. Katie compared himself to General US Grant. I've done that often.

[A]

I'm being a bit of a Graham. Excuse me. No, I'm not Grant.

[B]

Yeah, I get wasted. I sleep on my desk all the time.

[C]

Yeah, right. And sometimes being a bit of a Grant, sometimes I'll ban Jews from three states.

[A]

It's interesting because I don't know much, but I'm guessing what you guys are saying are. Is accurate stuff.

[C]

Did you know that Grant created our first Jew free zone in America?

[A]

So he was a dodger.

[C]

Yeah. Katie said he had listened to a radio program telling the story of how Grant's wife helped him to face his problems. Oh, darling. The attorney read, I believe in your love for me. I think it is as real as the love of Julia for. And then it. Then I. There's no but. Oh, Ulysses. And I need your love as much. I need you to help me fight long enough to conquer myself. Strengthened by your love, I shall go along and do something really great in life. Katie said that Mrs. Katie's sister, Esther Medley, came for a visit in July and a quarrel developed. They began to throw slams at me. When you get this right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Sister's always a problem.

[C]

And I counted them. There were 10. There were 15 and 10 minutes. His wife left him in August. I wanted two eggs for breakfast, he said, but Mary said she would only cook one for me. And furthermore, she never would cook more than one. I objected, but I had to stop and go to work. And then she left me.

[A]

Boom.

[C]

There's so much more going on than the eggs that he.

[A]

There always is. But the eggs are such a break for those of us in the business, this can be a breaking point. Yeah.

[B]

A cracking point.

[A]

You can't. First of all his issue is two. Nope.

[C]

Pretty normal.

[B]

I'm on his side.

[A]

Pretty enough.

[C]

Yeah. 102 eggs is the standard.

[A]

No, two is two's not two is what they offer you. No, but then they also have under the sides extra eggs. And that's where you up it. And you go, can I? I don't even want the toast. And I don't need any other sides. Is Kevin working?

[C]

How often? When?

[A]

Every day.

[C]

How often? When you're on the road and you go into a place to order morning eggs. Is it a confusing.

[A]

I don't do that. I don't do that anymore because I bring a hard boiling machine and you.

[C]

Bring a hard boiling machine and you have eggs in. In also with you?

[A]

Yeah. What do you mean? Have you ever traveled?

[C]

So you bring.

[A]

Hold on, Josh. I'm gonna put a pin in that because I don't like that.

[C]

So you bring. You bring the eggs in a hard boiling machine into your hotel room.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

And you cook them in the bathroom?

[A]

I cook them wherever I can. Just plug it in. And then I cook them right there. And then I'll go to the ice machine and I'll fill that up and I'll. I'll put the eggs in there.

[B]

So you stink up your hotel room.

[A]

No, no. I make eggs in there. Do you think that this is not the show. This is about a paper.

[C]

Oh, this has turned into an intervention.

[A]

Get away. I ain't going to react.

[B]

Intervention.

[C]

You're welcome.

[A]

I'm not mad at Josh anymore. You, I hate Josh came up with interaction action.

[C]

Have you considered therapy? Do you think you're. You have control issues?

[A]

No.

[C]

Stemming from your childhood when you did not have any control whatsoever and things were unraveling?

[A]

No. I think think eggs are a superfood.

[C]

Oh, this is one of this one's for Josh and his little. His new capitalist mindset. Danger of idle to capitalist system scene.

[A]

Oh, sorry, Josh. You love money.

[C]

The prospect of a perfect Josh Chiching Androski, the prospect of a permanent body of from 5 to 7 million unemployed was pointed to as the most impressive indication of the danger to the capitalist system by the Reverend John A. Ryan, professor of Social ethics at Catholic University, in addressing PI Gamma Mu National.

[A]

Hi Gamma Moo Moo.

[C]

Is that how you say it in Mu?

[A]

Probably.

[C]

That's better. National Social Science Honor Society at its. At its sixth annual convention. The masses of American people will not tolerate indefinitely this unnecessary and disastrous condition. Labor was not sufficient. Labor has not sufficient purchasing power to take off the market all the goods that our Productive plant can turn out. Our rational solution and the only solution would be to give labor more in order that more goods might be bought and give capital less in order to prevent excessive plant activity. Labor should get between 70 and 75% instead of the 63.5% that it received in 1936.

[B]

That's so funny that.

[C]

There we go. This guy that.

[B]

It's like, I know, 63% not enough.

[A]

Oh, it's always funny when you. It's like when they. You hear how much like the rich, they. Income tax. The tax rate for the ultra wealthy was in like 52. Yeah. Like, like when Biden will be. We added up to 27. And everyone's like, that's pretty good. You're like, it was 93.

[C]

It's fine now though.

[A]

No, now we finally hit it, right?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Now we're like in a good spot.

[C]

I mean, we finally got. Because the place you wanted to get the tax rate was where one billionaire could build an army of robots. Right.

[A]

By the way, though, I feel the way about Elon building an army of robots about the way that I feel like Trump being like. I'm like, we are somewhat lucky that Trump is so stupid. And if any billionaire is going to have a robot army, it's. It'll. It's better to be Elon than anyone because you'll eventually just be like, these are just dudes.

[C]

It's just. It's just an army of robots that just walk up to you and say something dumb.

[A]

Yeah. That are just like.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And they like fall over. Have you told Grock to go to like dirty mode? So funny when it roasts you.

[B]

I can't wait to be shot by a laser beam from a break dancing robot.

[A]

I know we are going to go down. It is going to be the funniest way to just end.

[C]

Yeah. Did you see the Russian robot that took two steps and then fell down? And I'm like, craft and parts fell.

[A]

It sounds like he was Russian. He should have slowed down, taking his time a little bit more.

[C]

Shouldn't have been Russians My Day by Ms. Roosevelt. I drove down to New York City this morning from Peekskill on. The roads were almost completely clear of ice and snow and I was able to make very good times. I have just parted with a wisdom tooth and feel exactly as though these unwanted teeth were behaving like the little Indians who disappeared one after another in the song we used to sing. Is everybody comfortable?

[A]

It's like, it's teetering a lot. Is this a blog?

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Is this the beginning of a recipe?

[C]

She's clearly being paid to write a, like, blog. Blog thing. Not great content, man.

[A]

I mean, we used to say Indians in song a lot. Way too much when I was a kid.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

It just. You'd just be like, the Indians are there. You're just like, what? Like, you get older. You're like, what the.

[C]

I have only two left now, and suppose that someday they will have to go. Also, my dentist is a nice, calm gentleman and sent me away with only two instructions. Don't put hot water on your face and take aspirin if you have any pain.

[A]

Whoa. Better not be pregnant.

[B]

This is like. Did the newspaper editor go, honey, how is your day?

[C]

I mean, it's really crazy.

[A]

Babe, I wrote you this article. Can. Will you sleep nude now, Miss.

[C]

Miss Roosevelt, will you write us every. Your daily diary and we'll print it?

[A]

Well, I woke up. There was a frost upon your window.

[B]

Can you tell us about your dentist?

[A]

Oh, calm, easy, breezy.

[C]

Both these things seem fairly similar. To obey. Simple. To obey. At the present moment, the only thing that bothers me is the fact that novocaine has paralyzed one side of my face.

[A]

The only issue is I can't move the right half.

[C]

But I expect that will wear off in an hour or so.

[A]

Well, she. She went straight from the dentist to this article.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I have a typewriter in my car.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, honestly, she's in the waiting room. Like, hell of a gentleman he was.

[C]

I listened to the President's messages to Congress over the radio yesterday and was glad to have an opportunity. Opportunity to hear it in the way that so many of my fellow citizens heard it. If only we could all keep calm and disinterested. Disinterested. How much easier it would be to accomplish the objectives we all have in view.

[A]

Yeah, if I. I kind of agree. Sometimes just. It'd be better to tune out.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Just don't listen to anything anymore for a little while.

[C]

Yeah. She's basically saying, get offline.

[A]

Yeah, she is.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Which has to happen.

[C]

Josh got offline.

[A]

Did you, Josh?

[B]

I. Yeah, I. I got off. Well, I got off Twitter.

[A]

You're off everything.

[B]

I got off Twitter.

[C]

I'm.

[B]

I'm.

[A]

Are you on threads?

[B]

No.

[C]

He's on Instagram.

[B]

I'm on pictures. Pictures only. Pictures and video.

[A]

Pictures only. I don't. I like that. Good for you. I should point out I have four eggs in the fridge in this.

[C]

Oh, I'm sure you do. Building religious fanatic forces. Cup. Yeah.

[B]

Bust them out.

[A]

Not until two. Not until two, stupid. Come on you guys, let's go.

[C]

Religious fanatic forces couple to live as animals in cave near Los Angeles.

[A]

I remember this a little from the first run.

[C]

Sheriff's deputies went out to San Gabriel Canyon today to rescue a young couple who were reported to be roaming the mountains like animals, nearly nude, almost starving.

[A]

And this is the guy from the first articles, dream or let. He'd be like, ah.

[C]

Except there's no eggs. Eggs.

[A]

If you fight, you'll find mount. You could definitely find a mountain scramble up there.

[C]

I thought you're gonna say mountain lion eggs.

[A]

Get a. Oh, you could get the eggs out of a mountain lion. Are you kidding me?

[B]

What animals is he forcing them to be like, what if they're chickens?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

What if they lay eggs?

[A]

Don't look at me with it. Yeah, he's. He's making my point.

[C]

I don't think he is.

[A]

Yeah. Josh on my side. Nobody likes you.

[C]

Officers had a warrant for Mark Silverman. Sarah Silverman's dad.

[A]

Yep.

[C]

Up a shoemaker who according to his mother came home in September, kicked open the family the door and shouted to the family, I am Jesus Christ.

[A]

I imagine this is how you come home most days.

[C]

Who hasn't done that? That's just coming in.

[B]

Open a door is such. Probably the best way to enter a room.

[A]

Yeah, without question. It's just, it's one of those ones though that like, you know, the second once it's over, you're like, nah. The reality hits. I gotta redo the door. But man, the pleasure. I time lost my keys and had to kick in my apartment door. And it was enjoyable.

[B]

It felt great.

[A]

Hard too. Then not one kick.

[C]

The place that I used to go to.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. Kick that door right in. Yeah.

[C]

There's no other way to get in that apartment because you're on a second floor, so you couldn't climb in a window. Your only way in is the door.

[A]

And so I. And I had a meeting, so I was like, gotta get moving.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

So I just kicked the door in. You good, Josh? Yeah.

[B]

I'm just imagining your displays of strength. Your egg powered displays of strength.

[A]

Well, this is before I found myself. This is before I hatched.

[C]

Oh yeah. He told his family that the world was coming to an end on Christmas Eve and he was going to prepare them for it.

[A]

By the way, this still tracks with how I picture you entering.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah. He destroyed everything in the house. David's June, don't worry about it. He destroyed everything in the house. Smashed the china Burned the bed clothes and furniture and discarded all loose fixtures. Did anybody try to stop him? I mean, that's a lot of that he's doing. Doing all of it.

[A]

I. Yeah, and I. Yeah, but I don't think you want. What, are you going to grab him?

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[C]

He gathered up a new. A few scanty clothes and a bag of walnuts.

[A]

We're going to go wear lingerie in the mountains and eat nuts.

[C]

Loaded his mother, brother and sister in law into.

[A]

Get in the car. We're all gonna wear underpants and eat nuts in the mountains.

[C]

Into an auto and took them off to the canyon where he has kept them ever since.

[A]

You stand it, you don't leave. Have some more walnuts, he said, mom, lose the shirt.

[C]

He set free his 62 year old mother, Rebecca Silverman, Sunday because the rigors of the mountain life were ruining her health.

[A]

All right, you know what, mom? You just don't seem cut out for this little plan I have. I mean, I'm get out of here.

[C]

I live in the San Gabriel mountains and I gotta say, there's not a lot to eat up there.

[A]

See? Well, well, well. Welcome, welcome. What? I'm just saying you need a little on the road snack, maybe something.

[C]

Josh brought up a trail mixer earlier. Wouldn't that be way better than eggs?

[A]

You're gonna need some eggs.

[C]

Where am I getting eggs in the mountain?

[A]

You're bringing them. That's why you hard boil them and you can crack them on a rock.

[C]

How long do your hard boiled eggs last?

[A]

Oh, you can get two, three months out of a good hard boiled.

[C]

What the are you talking about?

[A]

Go ahead, Josh, you were gonna.

[B]

I've lost my everything thinking about a three month old egg, right?

[A]

Yeah, I know.

[C]

Yeah, it just seems like it'll be a soupy mess once you.

[B]

Oh, it's a runny ass egg.

[A]

Runny ass egg. My guy. Yeah, our neighbor, Our neighbor is very loud. We, we live, we. We live in a office building next to a guy who if he's not doing a podcast, you would want to hang up the call.

[C]

Yeah, it was the mother's story which sent officers to hunt for Mark Silverman and rescue his brother Joe, 23, and Joe's pretty wife Becky, 19, by the way.

[A]

Read that again.

[C]

It was his mother's story which sent officers to hunt for Mark Silverman and rescue his brother Joe, 23, and Joe's pretty wife Becky, 19.

[B]

I like that they mentioned that she's pretty.

[C]

It's just always have to always. They always have to Mention what? The woman looks like a real dog.

[A]

But anyway, he loved her.

[C]

If you. Because if you're reading the story and they don't put in what she looks like, you're like, well, what the is happening?

[A]

No, they really would just be like, busty, pretty good ass. Here's her address.

[C]

The elderly woman said that Mark wouldn't let them wear clothes because he considered such things sinful and that most foods were also denied them. So they had been compelled to forage for food, eating nuts, herbs, and what they could salvage from garbage cans. So he's.

[A]

Oh, he's in trash.

[C]

So he. So he's. He's making his mom be nude and his sister in law, who's 19, that's.

[A]

He's eating trash. Yeah, I mean, again, I. You're. I think you guys are right that I don't know where he's getting an egg. But you definitely could say you've seen my little green container that I have now that holds the eggs and stores them a little bit better.

[C]

I have. Yeah, yeah.

[A]

So if he had something like that, he can have two dozen, no problem.

[C]

He's got a little egg container. I don't even know what to say anymore. I have crow friends. And if you ever ate my crow's eggs, I would kill you.

[A]

I would gain their power and yours in one egg.

[B]

How?

[C]

My murder is now eight. I have eight crows.

[B]

I'm gonna put a pin in that one and ask Gareth, how many different types of animal eggs have you eaten and which one gives you the most power?

[C]

Well, well asked.

[A]

Well, well, it's a great. First of all, I feel seen.

[C]

Thank you.

[A]

Secondly, I would say I've probably had three different types of animal. Well, four. I had caviar once, years ago.

[C]

I don't consider that an egg, though. But I get it, okay? I know, but come on.

[A]

So that'll be four. Quail, duck, chicken, fish.

[C]

No. Ostrich.

[A]

Never had an. I looked at an ostrich. Sight to behold.

[C]

Big.

[A]

But I will say the number one egg is a very grain fed, healthy life chicken. Although duck. Nice and big. A little interesting as well. Don't sleep on it.

[B]

Thank you so much.

[A]

Quail. Pain in the ass.

[C]

Too little because it's small.

[A]

Tiny. Too little. Too little. Feels like.

[C]

How'd you cook it?

[A]

Raw. Chewed it. Like the little Easter candies. Yeah.

[C]

Wait, those shell too?

[A]

Yeah, yeah. Shell and all. Yeah, extra protein. It's good for plants.

[C]

What in the just happened?

[A]

What do you mean?

[C]

You ate a quail egg with the shell?

[A]

Yeah. Absolutely.

[C]

It's not like a potato.

[A]

Well, also a superfood sweet potato. Don't be afraid to mix those two.

[B]

Wait, sorry. Do you eat potatoes raw, Dave? Now I'm freaking out. I don't know.

[A]

But no, the show really is about a newspaper.

[C]

No, but sometimes you get. Sometimes if you're making mashed potatoes or whatever, you can get a little skin in there. And it's not a big deal. Like, I'm just saying, eating the skin on the potatoes, no big deal. But if you get a little bit of eggshell in an egg. No, it's not.

[B]

You don't want that.

[A]

Shells are good for you back.

[C]

No, you do.

[A]

Shells are good.

[C]

You don't want that.

[B]

Who told you to eat the egg whole raw?

[A]

God.

[C]

He's basically this mountain guy.

[A]

God who made everything perfect.

[C]

You're this guy right now.

[A]

This guy's awesome. Let. Let's see where this goes. You talking about Jesus?

[C]

Ms. Dorothy Silverman, another daughter in law, heard the mother's story and swore out a complaint against Mark, asserting he was a lunatic.

[A]

Well, that. This is back when lunatic was like, actually you were being like, medically, he's a medical lunatic.

[C]

In the canyon, it was said Mark fricks frisked about naked, loudly shouting that he was the redeemer and the world would end Christmas Eve. Eventually. That day passed without incident and Mark's faith was shaken.

[A]

That has to be so amazing on the 25th and 26th where you're like, mark, like, not now.

[C]

I mean, the thing is, it doesn't say when it started. Like, it doesn't say when he took them into the mountain. So it doesn't say how long they were there living in the mountains.

[A]

Well, long enough that he sent his mom out. And they're all naked. It's weird to want to be naked with your brother and his wife.

[C]

Yeah, right.

[A]

They'd just be like. And Jessica, you should be naked too.

[C]

And your mom. What are you doing?

[B]

Well, are they sleeping.

[A]

Josh?

[B]

Yeah, it's a good question, Josh.

[A]

It is a weird question.

[C]

Yeah, they're probably sleeping. I would imagine they're living out there in the cave. Near the cave.

[A]

Hey, why is your wife wearing a shirt to bed?

[C]

Oh, they're in a cave.

[A]

Come on.

[C]

This. But also, like, keep around the team, man. We're talking January in the San Gabriel mountains back then. It's cold.

[A]

As if they have those eggs, though. They're that body chemist. You're gonna. Your core temp is gonna get. Get right where you needed to. Especially if you're doing shells.

[C]

You. After this, we're gonna have you hospitalized.

[A]

Illegal lunatic.

[C]

At least two days.

[A]

I'm Jesus, you idiot.

[C]

5150 for sure. He was crestfallen. He shaved off his bushy red beard and permitted Joe to shave, too. That's how you do Sad.

[A]

Can I shave, too?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

There you go.

[C]

Mark had warned his mother before he let her go that if she put the law on him, he would ignore, exert his occult powers and influence Dorothy.

[A]

Silverman's husband, probably having doubts about now.

[C]

To kill his own daughters. Joni. Jesus Christ, Lois. Four.

[A]

If you do that, I will show you. And I'm gonna make Joe kill his daughters.

[C]

I mean, I get that. Have you never. Have you never. You try to use.

[A]

That's what you say to someone before blocking about Twitter. I'm gonna put a spell on you, make you kill your daughter.

[C]

Oh, there's a bunch of people that I've had kill their kids on Twitter with my mind. What?

[A]

It's just the palantir of it all. Pretty.

[C]

It's pretty standard for me.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

What if the kids suck? Nobody's asking if the kids are good.

[C]

Thank you. Thank you.

[A]

It's a fair point, right? Yeah. Yeah, that. Then okay.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Just that little one who sucks. I'm going to make him kill him.

[C]

Sutherland retires Supreme Court justice quits at 76. Do you remember when they did that? Do you remember? Do you remember when they did that? Instead of seeking back then, that was 95. Now they run at 76. They're like, all right, let's go. First time in. I'm a rookie.

[A]

Schumer's got to be done. Schumer has to be done.

[C]

I'm telling you, he's going to ride it out, and they're not going to do anything.

[A]

I don't think they're gonna do anything. But he can't. There's no way he can run again. I mean.

[C]

No, he'll run again.

[A]

How?

[C]

How?

[A]

His pelvis is, like, trying to leave his body.

[C]

It's.

[A]

It's genuinely, like, hard to watch what's happening to his bones.

[B]

He does look like if a Frankenstein was a California raisin.

[A]

Yeah, he looks like he runs a pie eating competition.

[C]

He. I. I just love the fact that. Do you know how long they had to talk to him to be like, dude, you got to lose the bifocals. You got to lose a reading. He just had reading.

[A]

Trying to use him.

[C]

Finally got progressives.

[A]

I know.

[C]

And he's like. He's like, almost 80.

[A]

Like it's amazing that he hates progressives so much. He won't even have him in his glasses.

[C]

Associate Supreme Court Justice George Sutherland today advised President Roosevelt of his intention to retire January 18 after 16 years as a member of the high tribunal.

[A]

It must have been funny for Roosevelt to be like, I don't know. Nobody likes a quitter. I'm going to do this for four times and die.

[C]

It delicate health. It reduces the one time conservative majority now the minority to but two members.

[A]

Oh, give me. Instead, we're like Amy Coney Barrett actually is reasonable sometimes.

[C]

The one. God, I should probably do one about her cult dude.

[A]

Yes. But I. I've heard a couple things and it's really not okay.

[C]

No, she's from a up.

[A]

Yeah, it's. You're definitely like, ah, cool. Let's. What do you think, lady who showered with her dad till she was 12? Josh, Josh, look, look. I'm starting to see the egg blind spot. I have. But buddy, you got a glaring one.

[C]

Have you ever wondered that if you. If you had the shower hot enough and you took eggs in, you could cook them while.

[A]

I'll do you one better. Have you ever thought about your body as a pressure cooker?

[B]

I know one place you could stick the egg with a lot of pressure.

[A]

That's what I'm saying.

[B]

Belly button. What'd you think?

[C]

Belly button. Yeah.

[A]

Anus.

[B]

What?

[A]

Huh? What?

[C]

Jesus Christ. Reynolds.

[A]

What?

[C]

It's called family program called Henning. We're on Disney. We're on the Disney network. Hey.

[A]

And we want to say to everybody, We got him back.

[C]

Justice Pierce Butler and James McReynolds. Justin Owen Roberts. Popularity is regarded as the unpredictable because of the frequency with which he changes his vote from the conservative to the liberal groups and vice versa. So he's. He's just like following the law. Okay, so he, he's a judge who switches back from conservative liberal. So what he's doing is he's just kind of following the law. And they're like, what a weirdo.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. Friends and associates said Sutherland indicated a strong desire to continue occasional work as a judge, but that he felt the long hours of. Of study required of Supreme Court justices was too much for his advanced age and precious health.

[A]

This is before they got RVs to hang in there and stuff. Oh man, that's the thing I can.

[C]

Never get over about all these people who stay in there forever. It's just like, don't you want to just relax or something?

[A]

It is weird. It's like the Level. There is this compulsion to just forget about, like, who was I talking to? You. Someone was saying how their. Their dad, like, wanted to get like a part time job or something. Because I'm like, okay, maybe that I cannot imagine ever getting bored with doing nothing.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I just would never. If I had money to never do nothing. You would never hear from me.

[C]

No. Ever. You would never hear from me again. If I had. If we had Joe Rogan money, we'd be gone.

[A]

It'd be over. I mean, Marin. What Marin is doing essentially is being like, yeah, I'm pretty good for him.

[C]

Yeah. Marin's. Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

Do the soft retire.

[C]

I don't want to do this anymore.

[A]

Yeah. Like yoke runny but retired.

[C]

You could take all that money in and buy a baseball team and run concentration camps.

[A]

Sorry, buddy.

[C]

I too youthful.

[B]

Okay, so one of the things is, okay, obviously you guys don't like money. If you liked money, then you would keep doing a job where like, as a supreme court justice, you just are constantly given money by the worst people on earth. Earth. Also, it is retirement because you don't have to do anything because the corporations just write what you say and you just take it and you just put it out and then you go on a hunting trip.

[A]

But back then. Back then, I mean, they were. There was a level of like, it actually did have some kind of merit.

[C]

Yeah, there was. I think they were still pretending a lot more that. That. Yeah. Yeah. Basically, like, they like now it's like Josh is literally. They're just writing.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Now.

[A]

Yeah, Now.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I mean, Clarence Thomas didn't speak for 20 years, and everyone's like, that's pretty weird. And then he starts speaking and everyone's like, go back to the way it was.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

You didn't shut up more. Go do the shut up thing more. That was awesome. Yeah. I just think it's amazing to. Did you see the thing Elon tweeted where it was like a AI picture of an attractive woman and it's like. Like, she says, I love you, and it's like the best thing ever. And everyone was like, it. It is crazy that we actually have proof that the guy with the most money in the world allegedly is the saddest, lamest guy of all time. It's just. It really is like, while money is an intoxicant, it is an. It kills you. You are the worst. Winning this game has no actual value.

[C]

No. There's been so many studies that that the richer you get, the less empathetic you are. And the more like, deranged you become. And I think like Elon, but also like Rogan is just a great example of that.

[A]

Well, those two together is pretty magical. But, but, but Elon. Elon being himself, truly, it would be the worst guy you've ever spent time. We. I forget who we were talking to, who was at a wedding with him. And they were like, literally everyone was like, oh my God, this guy sucks. And then he was like, had a breakdown and like, was gonna cut himself. And everyone was like, wait, what the is going on right now?

[B]

First of all, careful, he's a friend.

[A]

Sorry, I apologize. I didn't. I. I know you swim in some powerful ponds.

[B]

Second of all, money. Good. It's money.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You become less empathetic, but that's because you get more money.

[A]

The.

[B]

The fewer friends you have, the fewer people you spend money on.

[C]

Well, he makes a good point.

[A]

Good counterpoint.

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

Said like a Dodger.

[B]

Okay, well, you know, I defer.

[C]

Yeah, I get it.

[B]

That.

[C]

Did you notice that his excuse for the Dodger being bad was basically the same as the comedians who went to Riyadh?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Two youthful gun malls admit killing New Jersey bus driver in holdup Gun mols moles M O L L S. Yeah. Yeah. Like a little girl. I think at the time meant like, you know, bad, bad boy like us.

[A]

We're moles. The mole up.

[C]

This happened in Newark. Ms. Ethel stole 20 and her 17 year old girlfriend, Genevieve Owens. You can't. If your name's Genevieve, you can kill whoever you want. It's a very great. It's a great name.

[A]

What?

[C]

You should be allowed to kill people.

[A]

What a weird thing.

[C]

Faced murder charges today for slaying a bus driver in a holdup that netted them two dollars and ten cents.

[A]

Oh, wow. Yeah.

[C]

That is sick. Right now. You were just talking about money. Is that, that's, that's, that's worth it. Yeah.

[A]

Right, Josh?

[B]

I mean, any amount of money is good to murder people over. Like, you find a lucky penny, you pick it up, you push a guy into a mantle.

[C]

I think that's the message of our podcast is any amount of money.

[A]

I think anytime we start to get into the message of the show, it gets a little weedy. So I think we should probably. Let's. Let's not try to bottom line the show. It's been a weird ride.

[C]

Let's just say that's the thing. We've done. We've done over 700 episodes of the Dollop and over 150 of the pastimes. And I think the overall message is it's okay to kill people for any amount of money.

[A]

I. I dare I say that's probably the historical theme, sadly.

[C]

Manish appearance. The older girl amazed police by her mannish appearance and manner.

[A]

Amazed police. Wow.

[C]

This is the best sense ever. Whoa. It's not a chick, Frank.

[B]

Dude looks like the opposite.

[A]

Hey, look at the meaty paws on this girl.

[C]

What do you mean you're a lady? Come on.

[A]

Look at these quads. She got man legs.

[C]

She is tall with clo. Close cropped bobbed head. Bobbed head.

[A]

Yeah, she. Well, that's. Have you never gotten to a headdresser? Can you just turn it in? Give me the Beatles head.

[C]

Thin, firm lips and stern jaw.

[A]

Leave her alone.

[C]

Yeah, leave her alone. She wore a plaid lumberjacket. All right. And answered questions for both herself and her young friend, whom she affectionately called Chippy.

[A]

Wow. Wow. Now it is weird.

[C]

She's the dominant. What are we doing? Let him live.

[A]

So we're talking to the lumberjack lady, and. Barely. Chippy doesn't talk.

[C]

The cops talked about this for years.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

You remember that? What? That. That lady lad we busted who killed the guy. The man. Lady killed the bus.

[A]

I'll answer for Chippy, too.

[C]

I love when these older. Older. I mean, even in, like, you know, the 80s and 90s. Like, I had an Aunt Caroline, and I was just like, you know, years later, you're like, oh, yeah. No, she. She wanted to just. She wanted. She would have been a dude. Like, should have been allowed to be a dude.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

Yeah, totally.

[A]

There's a lot of.

[B]

It's also just funny to be, like, policeman sees first lesbian.

[C]

Honestly, first butch lesbian found in Newark.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Ms. Owens, a head shorter than Ms. Stoll, calls the older girl Bunny. Ms. Owens was arrested Monday after a chance remark to Ms. Katherine Durning. A probation officer asked about her financial status, she replied. Said if things don't get better, there will have to be a hold up. Ms. Durning gets a good. Yeah, I mean, she's right. Right? Yeah. Ms. Durning considered the remark significant and summoned her superior, who notified the police. The girl soon disclosed her friendship with Ms. Stoll and told the police to find where to find her. So this. Yeah, go ahead. The article, really. They didn't really care about the robbery and the murder?

[A]

No, no. The cops definitely lost the threat a little bit.

[C]

They really just want to talk about the fact that the dude looks like a lady.

[A]

Where did you get that shirt?

[C]

Crazy. Better times, right? Honestly, everyone Wants.

[A]

Honestly. Yeah. Not great, but honestly, better.

[C]

Tons of coal.

[A]

You know, my mother hates more than anyone now. Pete Hegseth. And it is I. I keep playing the game where I'm like, like, I. He's actually one of the bright spots. What you mean? I don't know. I like his hair. He's horrible.

[C]

What about the Nazi tattoos?

[A]

Yeah, I know. He's not a perfect man.

[B]

I just like that he's like, I'm going to get all the generals together. We're going to have a big meeting. It's going to be really cool. We're all going to talk about guns.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Annie was like, you can't be fat anymore.

[C]

I mean, that meeting was the best.

[A]

It was amazing.

[C]

Blow. Blow up in your face meeting ever. He probably just turned the whole military against the whole.

[A]

The whole run so far has been a blow up in your face. Everything.

[C]

Yeah. Tons of coal, gallons of milk. Mix and crash.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

Finally. Twas a study in black and white when 800 gallons of milk and 5 tons of coal filled the intersection at 7th and East Streets today.

[A]

Josh, your face. Why not? You don't like the sound of this?

[B]

Two great tastes that taste great together. I'm just bummed. Yeah. I wasn't there to eat it up with a spoon.

[A]

Okay. Okay. I couldn't tell.

[C]

This is essentially the first Reese's peanut butter.

[A]

Yeah. Oh. Oh. It's an Oreo.

[C]

Following a collision between a milk truck from Gaithersburg, Maryland, and a Blue Ridge Coal Company truck from South Washington, Virginia. Two men in the milk truck and four in the other vehicle escaped injury. Most of the coal, sal. Most of the coal was salvaged, but the milk, valued at $240, was destroyed.

[A]

We. We get it, dude. Yes. Yes, yes.

[C]

It's so nice. The coal was saved. Ah, that's Jesus. That. That's when you like God's real, you know?

[A]

Now that's awesome.

[C]

Well, how would you felt if that was an egg truck hitting a coal truck?

[A]

Well, what state are the eggs in? Cuz they become hard to kind of scoop once they're viscous.

[C]

Oh, no, they're. They're all over the ground, cracked like they're egg. They're open eggs.

[A]

Like, I'd probably just roll down with a straw and just pull a beauty, but with my mouth. And eggs are the coke.

[C]

I think pulling a beaucy is with your mouth just now.

[A]

Hold on. Dave.

[C]

He. He really. He never got better after that head injury.

[A]

No, your brain doesn't grow back now. The brain's one of Those things that sort of. Once it's chunked out, it's over. Well, Josh, we did it. Let's record the next one.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Josh, where can people find Year Zero? Is that what it's called?

[B]

Yeah. Year zero. They can find it at Bad Egg Co. And. I know, I know. I didn't even have. You didn't have to. None of us have to mention it, but it is.

[A]

That's.

[B]

Bad Egg is the name of the publisher, and so, you know.

[A]

Is that true?

[B]

That is 100 true.

[A]

BADAG CO. Are they interested in doing books with other people?

[B]

Yeah. I mean, it depends on what the bed is.

[A]

Bad Egg.

[B]

This is it right here.

[A]

Year Zero. Bad Egg. Egg. That's cool. By the way, I really could go for an egg. You know what I've been doing lately?

[C]

Any kind of.

[A]

Putting salsa on them. Go ahead.

[C]

Is there any kind of egg?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Is there any kind of egg you wouldn't eat?

[A]

In what way?

[C]

Like, is there. Is there an ant? Is there an animal?

[A]

I would try it.

[C]

You would try a crocodile egg?

[A]

Yeah, sure.

[B]

Manatees.

[A]

If the mom's cool with it. Yeah, sure.

[C]

Platypus. Sure.

[A]

Probably. Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. Manatee. They look like an egg.

[A]

As long as I can hard boil.

[C]

Them, manatees look like an egg.

[A]

Put them in the pressure cooker, you do an hour 50.

[C]

Any egg you're gonna eat, I'll try it.

[A]

I would love to try a human egg. I've done everything I can to get my grubby little paws on one. Elephant.

[C]

Egg.

[A]

Elephant. Let's go. I don't even need it out of the body. Josh, thanks for coming. We appreciate you. We appreciate all the work you do on the show. They are. We've really been having a lot of fun with your. With your work. So people should go find Year Zero and. And remember, Josh sleeps naked, and he doesn't give a. What you think. That's Josh Androski. He's not on Twitter. He was on the prices. Right. On mushrooms. That's. No. The Pastimes will be right back after this commercial from Mentholated Cigarettes.

[C]

What are you talking about?

[A]

I don't know. I'm drunk. Hey, Dollop fans. I know you love the Dollop. You love listening to the Dollop. Do you want to watch the Dollop? You're like, gareth, what are you talking about? By the way, it's not Gary, it's Gareth. Well, we have partnered with Lakeside Animation, and we are starting to animate some of our episodes. So if you want to go watch a five parter animation, which is actually like a 22 minute episode or 30 minute episode, I can't remember, of the rube. You can go to LakeSide Animation on YouTube and watch a really awesome animation of the rube. It really genuinely kicks ass and we're very proud of it. And the more you share it, the more you give it to people, the more you follow Lakeside, all that stuff, the better chance we have of making a lot more of them. We're already making a second one, so go there and watch the rube.