39.) Tough Morning for Rosenberg, Epstein Files Never End, + Food Overseas (2/19/26)

Summary

The Ebro, Laura, Rosenberg Show – Episode 39: Tough Morning for Rosenberg, Epstein Files Never End, + Food Overseas (2/19/26)

Date: February 19, 2026
Hosts: Ebro Darden, Laura Rosenberg, Rosenberg

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Episode Overview

This fast-paced morning show delivers signature wit and debate as Ebro, Laura, and Rosenberg tackle a wild range of topics: Rosenberg’s hilariously disastrous start to the day, the endless developments surrounding the Epstein files (including Prince Andrew and wild conspiracy theories), American versus international food quality, and the danger of online misinformation. The crew also delves into dealing with health paranoia, the politics of Israel, and controversies in hip hop and pop culture.

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Key Topics & Insights

1. A "Tough Morning" for Rosenberg (00:00–04:44)

• Rosenberg’s String of Mishaps:
  • Pours coffee in his lap due to a missing lid, admitting embarrassment and joking about the incident.
  • Almost gets hit by a truck while distracted by his phone (01:44), relating to common dangers of phone use in public.
  • Reflects on general “congratulations, you played yourself” moments.
  • Quotes:
    • Laura: “Congratulations. We're getting there.” (00:21)
    • Rosenberg: “At least listen. Ebro would have been in a worse mood had he not gotten the joy of just witnessing me pour coffee all over my lap.” (00:55)
• Commentary on Phone Distraction:
  • Discussion about the frequency of accidents linked to mobile phone distraction.
  • Ebro: “Have you ever watched somebody drink something and you're like, why is that completely missing their mouth?” (01:14)
  • They riff on accident statistics, asking if there’s actual data for phone-related mishaps.

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2. Colonoscopy Talk & Health Paranoia (04:44–10:31)

• Routine Checkups and Paranoia:
  • Rosenberg shares anxiety over waiting years between colonoscopies due to family history and general health worries (03:08).
  • The trio debates insurance, early detection, and medical best practices.
  • Ebro reflects on his own health anxieties and briefly connects this to AIDS test frequency from past decades.
  • Notable quotes:
    • Rosenberg: “Guys, I'm not gonna lie to you...If I feel a stomach pain after a meal anytime, I just feel like, ooh, what was that? My thought...that could be impending death is basically immediate.” (06:28)
    • Ebro: “I'm calling my doctor. Am I dying? What's happening?” (07:14)
  • They joke about the awkwardness of colonoscopy prep and the social stigma around medical vulnerability.
    • Laura: “It's a car wash. You're just one butthole he's seeing that day. You know what I mean?” (09:11)
• Public Service Moment:
  • Encouragement for everyone to “go get checked out” and not skip physicals.
  • Emphasis on being proactive about health despite awkwardness or fear.

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3. Hip Hop & Brand Endorsements: JID, Tony the Tiger & Cereal (10:31–14:29)

• Brand Collaborations:

  • Shout out to rapper JID and his Tony the Tiger/Frosted Flakes collaboration. The hosts discuss evolving attitudes toward hip hop brand endorsements, recalling how ads were once frowned upon except for classics like the Sprite campaign.
    • Laura: “This is the difference in hip hop nowadays versus back in the day. People give you props for a good brand endorsement.” (11:28)
  • Play JID’s Tony the Tiger song and discuss merch tie-ins and cereal box branding.

• American vs. Overseas Food Quality:

  • Debate on the dramatic differences in sugar, color, and additives in US cereals versus their Canadian/European counterparts—particularly Froot Loops and Honey Nut Cheerios.
    • Laura notes: “Our [American] color is so much brighter.” (12:37)
    • Ebro: “What experiment are they running on our children?” (12:14)

• Food Ingredients:

  • Compare Heinz ketchup ingredient lists: France vs. US.
    • Laura: “Ketchup in France: Heinz tomatoes, spirit vinegar, sugar, salt, spice. Ours? Tomato concentrate, distilled vinegar, high fructose corn syrup...” (14:27)
    • Ebro: “Third ingredient [in US ketchup]? Corn syrup. More sugar.” (14:58)

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4. Regulatory Failure, RFK Jr., and Health Conspiracies (14:29–16:28)

• Hypocrisy in Food Policy:
  • Discussion of how US food standards are compromised by industry, with regulatory agencies allowing questionable ingredients.
  • Laura and Ebro riff on RFK Jr. leveraging anti-establishment talk but not pushing for actual health reforms (like fighting HFCS).
  • Jokes about RFK Jr.’s age and fitness, raising questions about possible steroid (or “something else”) use.

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5. Deep Dive: The Epstein Files, Conspiracies, and Accountability (16:28–41:44)

A. Prince Andrew Arrested (16:48–18:16)

• News Update: UK authorities arrest Prince Andrew on suspicion of misconduct in public office linked to Epstein, with houses searched and leaks of sensitive information to Epstein suspected.
  • Quote: “If convicted, the offense carries a maximum sentence of life imprisonment.” (18:16)

B. Trump, Epstein, and Media Allegations (18:18–22:52)

• Ted Lieu’s Statement:
  • Watch and reflect on Rep. Ted Lieu’s video about Trump’s name appearing repeatedly in the Epstein files.
  • Discussion about the difference between allegations and evidence, and public/media inclination to skip due process.
    • Laura: “Saying that the allegations are there. That doesn't mean credible allegations.” (20:11)
    • Ebro and others push for thorough investigation based on “sheer volume of mentions and allegations.” (21:12)

C. Shocking Claims & QAnon Parallels (22:52–34:16)

• Examining Disturbing Allegations:
  • Play a viral Instagram video by Dr. Leslie Dobson, claiming the files contain proof of child trafficking, cannibalism, and other graphic abuse. Laura immediately questions source credibility and risk of blending fact with wild fiction.
    • Laura: “When I hear some of the stuff like that… then there's other things that I feel like start to get talked about when it comes to eating children...this is in all likelihood not true and is now becoming QAnon BS.” (25:44)
    • Ebro: “But why do you go all likelihood not true?” (25:44)
• Rosenberg’s Skepticism:
  • Expresses concern that extreme allegations—like cannibalism—may be deliberate distractions or “poison pills” in the investigation, undermining real progress and echoing old QAnon/Pizzagate rumors.
    • “To me, that's super dangerous when this is already bad enough as it is. I just want to hear, like, a more credible [source] than someone in their kitchen being like, y'all not gonna believe it.” (30:23)
• Ebro’s Counter:
  • Shifts the argument to historical precedent for extreme elite behavior and reminds everyone that atrocities have always existed, especially among the powerful.
    • “Just because they're billionaires doesn't mean they can't be crazy.” (28:33)
    • “Never underestimate the capacity for evil, regardless of class or power level.” (29:57)
• Concluding Thoughts:
  • Both agree there needs to be investigation, but disagree on how far public speculation should run or be amplified.
• Super Chat Feedback:
  • Several listeners take Laura to task for her skepticism, pointing to historical examples of atrocities.

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6. Information Chaos, Ghislaine Maxwell Theories, and Social Distrust (34:16–41:44)

• Conspiracy Theory Fatigue:
  • The show plays viral clips speculating Ghislaine Maxwell is being impersonated in prison, and that Epstein is alive.
    • Ebro: “The strategy...has been to inundate the public with so much chaotic information where we stop believing.”
    • Laura: “It’s very easy to get caught up...I mentioned [a rumor] to my friend, he’s like, that's not real… Gemeni [AI] broke down how the photo's fake.” (34:16)
• Danger of "Rabbit Holes":
  • As digital manipulation grows, the lines between reality and fantasy are blurrier than ever.
• Linking Israel, Intelligence and Jewish Identity:
  • Discuss reports of Israeli intelligence ties with Epstein, and caution against anti-Semitic overtones and conflations.
  • Laura: “Jewish people that I know…live with a collective fear that this just ends with us getting sent to the ovens again.” (41:24)
  • Ebro: “That's why you get cool with black folks, man. You get used to people hating you on all sides.” (41:41)

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7. Politics of Israel, Critique, & the Spike Lee Controversy (41:44–50:21)

• Distinguishing Criticism from Hate:
  • Critiquing the Israeli government doesn't mean anti-Semitism—nuance is necessary, but many miss it.
  • Laura defends Spike Lee’s outfit at an NBA game, pushing back on accusations of anti-Semitism for wearing Palestinian colors.
    • “There is no chance that Spike was even aware that this kid made the All-Star Game...He’s not trying to punish the player...” (45:04)
• Broader Reflection:
  • The group laments the cultural inability, especially in the Jewish and Black communities, to separate institutional critique from personal hate.
  • Ebro: “When you have it in you to fight against the wrongdoings of your own family, your own team, that’s an expression of love.” (48:39)
• Origin Stories & Accountability
  • Both US and Israel suffer from unresolved historical injustices, leading to perpetual dysfunction.
    • Ebro: “Until you deal with the origin story... you're just gonna keep dealing with this same thing...” (51:14)

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8. Pop Culture Rundown: Bad Bunny, Gunna, Ray J, Vlad (52:07–62:31)

• Movie Updates:
  • Bad Bunny stars in “Porto Rico,” a Caribbean western by Residente (52:22–53:13)
• Hip Hop News:
  • Gunna launching a Netflix documentary on his recent legal struggles; hosts debate his cultural importance.
    • Laura: “I have to be honest, I do not care. I've never cared about Gunna at all.” (54:03)
• Ray J’s Spectacles & Media Trolls:
  • Ray J’s latest viral stunt—fake blood and heart monitors—exposes the limits of social media trolling for clout.
    • Ebro: “Now, because you want to sell Wolf tickets and do all of this nonsense, we gotta wait until you die to take you serious?” (57:40)
• DJ Vlad Controversy:
  • Vlad’s ironic tweets about conspiracy theories fall flat due to his own reputation as a purveyor of internet gossip.
    • Laura: “You pay people to do interviews, which leads to them making up fantasy stories to tell on the Internet to get clicks. You physically pay them to do that.” (61:03)

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9. Listener Super Chat Reactions (62:31–68:27)

• Super Chat Segment:
  • Fans chime in, often challenging Laura’s skepticism about the most extreme Epstein allegations.
    • “Why does them eating children sound far-fetched?” (65:14)
    • “The elite do not share our morality and ethics.” (65:32)
    • Rosenberg clarifies that he does not reject all allegations, but wants more than just uncorroborated stories for the most extreme claims.
    • Laura: “Not even convicted. I just need it to be more than one person told a story.” (67:38)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Overwhelm & Misinformation:
  • Ebro: “The strategy throughout history...has been to inundate the public with so much chaotic information where we stop believing.” (37:06)
• On the Dangers of Internet Rabbit Holes:
  • Laura: “It's very easy to get caught up...I'm just saying we got, we do have to continue because you end up in that. Down that...alley, it gets dark fast.” (34:19)
• On Holding Power Accountable:
  • Ebro: “Never underestimate the capacity for evil, regardless of class or power level.” (29:57)
• On the Blurry Line Between Critique and Hate:
  • Laura: “The issue is the Israeli government consistently being horrible and killing people. That is the issue. And yet you wanna punish people [who] point it out.” (47:03)
• On Comedy in Dark Times:
  • Laura: “It's a car wash. You're just one butthole he's seeing that day. You know what I mean?” (09:11)

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Important Timestamps

• 00:55 – Rosenberg’s coffee incident
• 01:44–02:29 – Walking into danger while distracted by phone
• 03:08–04:44 – Colonoscopy updates and health paranoia
• 06:28–07:14 – Anxiety about bodily pain and mortality
• 10:31–14:29 – Hip hop and brand endorsements; food ingredient comparisons
• 16:48–18:16 – Prince Andrew/Epstein update
• 20:11 – Laura’s skepticism about allegations
• 22:52–25:28 – Graphic Epstein file claims (Dr. Dobson audio)
• 25:44–31:12 – Debate over plausibility of extreme allegations
• 34:16–41:44 – Conspiracies about Ghislaine Maxwell and Epstein; blurring of reality
• 41:44–47:29 – Spike Lee, Israel/Palestine, and how public critique is received
• 52:07–53:13 – Bad Bunny stars in “Porto Rico”
• 54:03 – Laura’s indifference to Gunna
• 57:40 – Ebro calls out Ray J’s trolling
• 61:03 – Laura critiques Vlad’s “irony” over internet rumors
• 62:31–68:27 – Listener Super Chats, pushback, nuanced discussion of credible evidence

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Episode Tone & Dynamic

• Playful, candid, and argumentative
• Willing to pivot from self-deprecating morning mishaps to deeply serious political and cultural debates
• Frequently employs humor, sarcasm, and running gags (“Congratulations, you played yourself;” “Car wash” jokes)
• Deep skepticism and critical reflection about media, power, and the modern information ecosystem

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Transcript

[Ebro Darden]

Just don't call it a podcast.

[Laura Rosenberg]

The Ebro Laura Rosenberg show.

[Ebro Darden]

It is 807. Okay.

[Laura Rosenberg]

807.

[Ebro Darden]

Good Lord, guys, we should hit ourselves with this.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Congratulations. We're getting there.

[Ebro Darden]

You played yourself.

[Unidentified Guest 1]

How.

[Ebro Darden]

How, though? How do you even fix your lips to say we're getting there?

[Laura Rosenberg]

Well, I. I don't.

[Ebro Darden]

How do you do that? Please explain. Give me the give.

[Laura Rosenberg]

I just don't want to start the day with a fight.

[Ebro Darden]

Give me the gems on how you could get in front of this microphone, knowing we've been sitting here for 10 minutes trying to go live. And you go, we're getting there.

[Laura Rosenberg]

You're right. You're right. But I just. Maybe it's.

[Ebro Darden]

Ah. Just tell me what you're doing.

[Laura Rosenberg]

What's going on? I'm just trying to avoid problems and I'm creating more. So let's hit me with the button, because I was just trying to be

[Ebro Darden]

like, congratulations, you played.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Let's just jump out there and get started.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

Do you want to tell the audience what you did right before?

[Laura Rosenberg]

Yeah, right. At least listen. Ebro would have been in a worse mood had he not gotten the joy of just witness me. Witnessing me pour coffee all over my lap. Not even even, like, not even close to drinking.

[Ebro Darden]

Well, so I went to my mouth.

[Laura Rosenberg]

I went here, and it all just poured out in my lap. It's probably on tape.

[Ebro Darden]

Well, no, we weren't recording.

[Laura Rosenberg]

That's the problem.

[Ebro Darden]

That was the problem. But it was interesting. Have you ever watched somebody drink something and you're like, why is that completely missing their mouth? What's happening?

[Unidentified Guest 3]

Oh, my God.

[Ebro Darden]

Because you were.

[Laura Rosenberg]

I was holding it to my mouth.

[Ebro Darden]

No, you were doing what you were supposed to do, but the. The liquid wasn't going where it was.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Were you momentarily worried? I was stroking out. Like, he doesn't even know. He thinks it's going in his mouth. And he's just like.

[Ebro Darden]

It was about me, though, because I was looking at it like, am I seeing this correctly? Turns out he didn't even have his lid on his coffee and he just dumped the whole coffee.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Yeah, I thought the lid. These lids are. They're actually pretty solid once they're on. I just didn't have it on. Well, I just did something else stupid that really upset me, which was I was just looking at my phone out on the street, and I did the thing that I hate when people do. I followed someone across the street without looking at traffic.

[Ebro Darden]

Oh, I played myself with the button.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Congratulations, you played yourself. And then I looked up and A truck was passing me.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

Oh my God.

[Laura Rosenberg]

And I was like, I just followed that guy. Yeah, but listen, to that guy's credit, he's at least looking at the traffic and making a decision. I was just one of the idiots. When I see them, I'm like, you want to die? What are you doing?

[Unidentified Guest 2]

Yeah, remember when you cooked me because I ran into a pole? I was looking at my phone.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Congratulations. And I just did it. I realized I was like, why did I walk?

[Ebro Darden]

We didn't talk about this on any radio show. Her walking into a pole.

[Laura Rosenberg]

I think we did. Did. Yeah. It was a while back. This is a while back.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

Cuz Rosenberg would always. I was always walking it all up in my phone. Rosenberg is like, stop, you're going to get hurt. You're going to get killed. And then I think like a week later, I was like, I ran into a bull, yo.

[Laura Rosenberg]

If you were, congratulations. If they had a national registry on phone injuries, like not just at car accidents. We know they're paying attention to that.

[Ebro Darden]

Might run some Googles. There might be some document or someone

[Laura Rosenberg]

doing like amounts of people that like fall into a hole do all kind.

[Ebro Darden]

Because definitely have it for a car accident.

[Laura Rosenberg]

For car accidents, for sure. Of course. It's like one of that's. I think it's. I think it surpassed drunk driving.

[Ebro Darden]

Yeah.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Also, while I'm rambling about my personal life update for the show. All right, heard back from the colonoscopy doctor.

[Ebro Darden]

Okay.

[Laura Rosenberg]

And I got a hold of them yesterday.

[Unidentified Guest 3]

Okay.

[Laura Rosenberg]

And they detected my Last one was June 2022. So she said it's generally every five years. I said, I hear you, but just so you know, like, here's the situation. My cousin X, Y and Z. You know, whatever I can do to make it sooner. I just had a daughter needed check it out. I would love to get in there sooner.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

What is she saying?

[Laura Rosenberg]

She said, I'm gonna talk to the doctor and I'll call you back.

[Ebro Darden]

And then she probably got off the phone, was like, this guy likes you, Doc. He wants to come hang out with me.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Well, that's not where I thought you were gonna go. And then she called back and she said, yeah. The doctor said, June 27, you're fine.

[Ebro Darden]

Doc's like, I'll see you. We'll go on another date.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

Yo, listen, I got the slip to Rosenberg. I went to see the doctor and they're like, yep, it's your turn.

[Laura Rosenberg]

I was like, oh, so it is your turn then.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

I have to go get it.

[Laura Rosenberg]

But at least colossal.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

You Mean, she's like, you have to get it.

[Ebro Darden]

Yeah.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Wait, so women, what's the.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

Well, so I don't know.

[Laura Rosenberg]

The age for women is whatever your age is.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

Yes.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Is the first one.

[Ebro Darden]

Okay, well, now, everybody, if you're trying to hide your age, you can.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Now you can. Congratulations, Google, what's the age? They recommend women.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

But I was like. I was like, really? She was like, yeah, but especially because I'm on this. Like, because of all the cancer in my family, my doctor's like, on me for everything. Like. Like, I have to go get a mammogram twice a year.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Good.

[Ebro Darden]

I'm so.

[Laura Rosenberg]

I'm mad that I couldn't. I'm mad that I got the opposite. That they said, wait. And I'm like, are you sure? I want to be like, so y' all know five years is good. Like, you're. You're sure? Because I was clean in 2022. I'm good. Or you're just saying no, that's what the rules are.

[Ebro Darden]

Now, let me ask.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

A lot of time is what the insurance will.

[Ebro Darden]

That's what the insurance pays for. But let me ask you, Rosenberg, because I used to be like this with the AIDS test, where I would get like an AIDS test every year. And finally my doctor was like, sir, what are you doing that you need to get an AIDS test every year? I was like, whoa, couldn't it just, like, pop up? They were like, no, that's not how it works.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Like, see, that's what I'm saying.

[Ebro Darden]

So I'm asking for the colonoscopy. Different, but I'm asking.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Yeah.

[Ebro Darden]

Is it something where within the window people do get these deadly diagnosis? I've been getting my colonoscopy, I've been

[Laura Rosenberg]

getting checked in, and then probably not.

[Ebro Darden]

So that's all I'm asking.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Yeah.

[Ebro Darden]

That not saying you shouldn't.

[Laura Rosenberg]

That is the interesting question. But you're saying, how often do people between proper five year colonoscopies pop up get the diagnosis? That's like, oh, my God.

[Ebro Darden]

Right?

[Laura Rosenberg]

I don't know. That's a good question and worth talking to my dear friend Google. Gemini. I don't know.

[Ebro Darden]

You know what I'm saying? Because in the 90s, I was outside, and so I was like, let me go get another one. I get this every six months. I'm here. I don't want whatever this is.

[Unidentified Guest 1]

Okay.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

But I understand when you were outside and I commend you for it, but when you're not outside, you don't really need to do it. Anymore.

[Ebro Darden]

Well, that's why the doctor was asking, sir, what are you doing?

[Unidentified Guest 3]

Right.

[Laura Rosenberg]

And also, I think it was also harder. Men through heterosexual sex is. Was not a terribly likely.

[Ebro Darden]

But my point is, women were a bigger risk. My point is really about colonoscopies.

[Laura Rosenberg]

No, I know.

[Ebro Darden]

I feel like, are you just obsessed because you're currently dealing with some real triggering stuff on a personal level, and you're like, yo, I'm gonna stay on top of this. Yeah. And you are. You're proactive. You've been proactive, and now you want to go in early.

[Laura Rosenberg]

I also just hate the paranoia of, like, whenever I feel. I already live with the thing of, like. Guys, I'm not gonna lie to you. This is dead honest truth. If I feel a stomach pain after a meal anytime, I just feel like, ooh, what was that?

[Unidentified Guest 1]

Ow.

[Laura Rosenberg]

My thought, how fast I go to. That could be impending death is basically immediate. That is the way my brain works.

[Ebro Darden]

I've been having this pain, like, a skin pain right here.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Like, skin.

[Ebro Darden]

Like, it's not inside. It's, like, on.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Like, on the surface.

[Ebro Darden]

Yeah, but it feels like I got burned.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Yeah, like.

[Ebro Darden]

But there's nothing there. See?

[Laura Rosenberg]

No, that's. See, so. Well, now I'll say you're. That's even a step past me. Because if it feels like skin, that feels like skin irritation.

[Ebro Darden]

Yeah, but why. And why is it there? And why is it there? And then why, when I touch it, is it like, what's happening?

[Laura Rosenberg]

I feel you.

[Ebro Darden]

I'm calling my doctor.

[Laura Rosenberg]

I feel.

[Ebro Darden]

Am I dying? What's happening?

[Laura Rosenberg]

That's the. For me, it's the internal.

[Ebro Darden]

Me and Jazz had full. We had a two hour combo last night.

[Laura Rosenberg]

See, but the difference is, and I say this as a compliment, you have a partner who I think is also somewhat paranoid and wants to get into it.

[Ebro Darden]

She'll go, yo, I'm having the same thing. Where's yours? I'll be like, mine's here, mine's there.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Mine barely looks up. No matter what. I'm. I'm like, no, no, this feels really bad. She's like, oh, man, you should get that checked up. You know what I'm saying? I'm like, Although she is the one who came to me and was like, I want you to get a colonoscopy.

[Unidentified Guest 1]

Yeah.

[Laura Rosenberg]

She ended up between my cousin and James Van Der Beek. If it hits the algorithm now it's a conversation. Now we gotta have a talk about

[Ebro Darden]

G. It's a fat.

[Laura Rosenberg]

But no. When the stomach. When I was in Saudi Arabia. I got intense stomach pains, and I was like, ah. Like, it's my. When I get gas like that, it hurt. Like, it actually hurts. And I'm not used to getting it. To me, I think of gas being. You're blowing the spot up. I don't think of gas being stomach pain.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

Right, right, right.

[Laura Rosenberg]

And then a friend was telling me. She was like, have you had any Brussels sprouts, broccoli, or cauliflower? Because there are certain people where those. I think it's those three. And I think I'm now getting into that space where when I hit broccoli, it ends up feeling like a pretty deep pain in the pit of my stomach.

[Unidentified Guest 4]

Dang.

[Ebro Darden]

We should definitely get a colonoscopy.

[Laura Rosenberg]

See, why you do that? Why you do that?

[Ebro Darden]

Something could be going on with your intestinal line.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Why did you see.

[Ebro Darden]

He just did the opposite.

[Laura Rosenberg]

What I'm saying is, I did the work. I've asked the people that.

[Ebro Darden]

I got to put a camera in it. I think you got to put a camera in.

[Laura Rosenberg]

I think. I think if you eat broccoli and you get pain, you can pretty much diagnose yourself. Broccoli and me. It's not going great.

[Ebro Darden]

Put the camera in it.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Wait, have you gotten yours yet?

[Ebro Darden]

No, I gotta get it.

[Laura Rosenberg]

What are you doing?

[Ebro Darden]

I'm B.S.

[Laura Rosenberg]

you're the one who's. No, but this is crazy. He's the one who's past the age.

[Ebro Darden]

Yeah, you got.

[Laura Rosenberg]

What are you doing?

[Ebro Darden]

I got to make the appointment.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

Make it.

[Laura Rosenberg]

You want my guy's name?

[Ebro Darden]

Yeah, I do need you guys.

[Laura Rosenberg]

I'll send him. I have a name and number right now.

[Ebro Darden]

He won't.

[Laura Rosenberg]

You're. It's a car wash. You're just one butthole he's seeing that day. You know what I mean? Send them through. Here they come. Let's go.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

Line him up to everybody listening. If you have insurance, go get checked out.

[Unidentified Guest 3]

Get.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

Go get a physical. You know the amount of people who do not go get physicals.

[Laura Rosenberg]

I've skipped physicals before.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

I know so many people. I had to.

[Ebro Darden]

And I went to that. And I went to that soaring medical and got my heart scan done, too.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Oh, you did?

[Ebro Darden]

Yeah.

[Laura Rosenberg]

You did a big one. I want to go do that.

[Ebro Darden]

And the thing is, the heart thing is my family. I have no cancer in my family. So even with the prostate thing, when I checked on that colonoscopy, they were like, look, you absolutely need to go get your colonoscopy. They weren't, you know, anything.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Boom. I sent you, doctor.

[Ebro Darden]

All right, let's go, let's go. Colonoscopy. Yo, shoot, you guys, we can put it on YouTube with the colonoscopy.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Like, they follow the actual camp. So you want to. Do you want to help people or not? Do you want to help people? But don't start with just the camera. I want to start with the drugs. Well, you got to start with the external camera, too. We don't just want the internal camera.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

Don't want any.

[Laura Rosenberg]

I want to see when Ebro toots it. You got to see when you hit

[Ebro Darden]

the toot, my back up to the side.

[Laura Rosenberg]

That was because you lay on your side. That was the one thing I didn't like, is that when I laid down the record. Lift your knees up to your chest. I was like, ayo. But then they like, count back from five. You're like, five, and then you go and it's gone. And you wake up and you're like,

[Ebro Darden]

hey, but see, my thing is, if I'm passing out already, can't you just lift my knees up for me?

[Laura Rosenberg]

No, not your big ass knees. They'd have to bring in help.

[Ebro Darden]

You know me. Well, I got to do this. Ladies and gentlemen, Jid Man. Shout out to Jid. J I boy, Frosted Flakes. J I D. I D. You mean yes?

[Unidentified Guest 2]

Yes, yes.

[Ebro Darden]

Is it Jit or J I?

[Laura Rosenberg]

It's definitely J I D. It's.

[Ebro Darden]

I've been calling him J I D forever, but people call him Jit.

[Laura Rosenberg]

I think Jit is a nickname, but I think it's J I D. Have you.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

Have you guys seen it?

[Ebro Darden]

No. The Tony the Tiger jingle.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

It's pretty cool, man. It's pretty cool.

[Ebro Darden]

We wouldn't happen to have that ready to go.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Ebro Darden]

Oh, Rahsaan Wonder. We was late today. Stuff ready.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Let's go.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

This is cool. Okay.

[Ebro Darden]

I want to tell you about my day one, homie. His name Tony. My mama introduced us having breakfast in the morning before we went to school on Saturday before the games. By then, you had the whole hood screaming out your name.

[Laura Rosenberg]

I won't lie. That's pretty hard.

[Ebro Darden]

All right.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

Yeah. And he's doing, like, limited edition merch, special cereal box.

[Unidentified Guest 5]

This is fire.

[Laura Rosenberg]

I'm down with that. This is the difference in hip hop nowadays versus back in the day. You can do people give you props for a good brand endorsement. Back in the day, you'd get hated. Oh, we like, you know, we accepted the Sprite.

[Ebro Darden]

Listen, people expected people like Sprite. It's really. Who's doing it and how you do it. Because even when they was pushing poison, the st. I commercials, St.

[Laura Rosenberg]

I commercials got love.

[Ebro Darden]

I mean, and technically, if we be honest, all this fast food levels of po. It was level saying that Frosted Flakes ain't saying I.

[Laura Rosenberg]

But. But in terms of cereal, it feels close. Frosted flavor. You know what that frost is, right? It's just pure, unattelterated sugar.

[Ebro Darden]

Oh, man. Who cereal?

[Laura Rosenberg]

What cereal? Did I say? Alyssa, Someone has hit me up and said, I want you to compare the American version, the Canadian version.

[Ebro Darden]

Froot Loops.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Was it Froot Loops?

[Ebro Darden]

Froot Loops is egregious disrespect. If you look at Froot Loops around the globe, it's like a few things. You look at Froot Loops in the United States, you're like, what experiment are they running on our children?

[Unidentified Guest 1]

Cardboard.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

Sugar on it.

[Laura Rosenberg]

And. And why is it allowed to be that way here?

[Ebro Darden]

And why can you guys just poison us like this? And nobody's saying it. Well, no, people are saying, yo, the color.

[Laura Rosenberg]

The color alone is so different. Ours is so much brighter.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

I have friends, A friend of mine who orders her cereal from Canada.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Really?

[Ebro Darden]

Yeah. Let me tell you, I like that idea. I don't need cereal if I got to order from.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

I'm like, I don't need it.

[Ebro Darden]

You don't need it that bad.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

But she's a cereal person. That's what she likes.

[Laura Rosenberg]

She enjoys. And also, there's levels. Right. Like, you could obviously, as we just said, there's Fruit Loops and there's Honey Nut Cheerios. Honey Nut Cheerios still ain't great, But I'm sure the one you. I'm sure the European Honey Nut Cheerios probably ain't even that bad.

[Ebro Darden]

I got news for you. Here's the rule. If my mom let me eat it in the 80s, it's good for you.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Me too. Honey. What a Honey Nut.

[Ebro Darden]

Well, I had. We had to go to war over Honey Nut Cheerio.

[Laura Rosenberg]

That was the line.

[Ebro Darden]

Well, so we could only have Cheerios or Wheaties, and there was no white sugar in the house at all growing up. None. Zero.

[Laura Rosenberg]

That's impressive.

[Ebro Darden]

And you couldn't. There was no soda in the house. Getting seven up was like, a special occasion.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Well, seven up is.

[Ebro Darden]

Yeah, that was like, oh, it's Special K. You can have seven Up. There was no. All of.

[Laura Rosenberg]

We.

[Ebro Darden]

We shopped at the, like, organic farmers stores that was. Drove across town to go to the, like, you know, healthy food store. Health food store.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

Right, right, right, right.

[Ebro Darden]

So when Honey Nut Cheerios I remember when it came out, my brother and I were like, mom, please can we have Honey Nut Cheerios? She said, no, you said. I. We said, well, you said we could have Cheerios. We went to war in the house.

[Laura Rosenberg]

And she's like, but not Honey Nut.

[Ebro Darden]

No. She was like, this doesn't look like it belongs in our house.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Well, because honey. Well, because it has that sugar. But Honey Nut slap. This is crazy. Have you ever peeped? You probably have.

[Unidentified Guest 1]

Yo.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Just peep the color.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

Yeah.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Of. Of Heinz ketchup in America versus the Heinz yo. The ingredient list is double.

[Unidentified Guest 3]

Yes.

[Laura Rosenberg]

The ketchup.

[Unidentified Guest 3]

Yes.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Ketchup in France. Heinz tomatoes.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

That's the first ingredient.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Spirit vinegar, sugar, salt, spice, and herb extracts. Spice. Okay, that's it. All right, Us first. Out of the gate. Tomato concentrate.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

Concentrate.

[Laura Rosenberg]

So they come with the tomatoes, we come with the tomato concentrate out of the gate.

[Unidentified Guest 3]

Okay.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Distilled vinegar. It's different than theirs. High fructose corn syrup.

[Unidentified Guest 3]

There you go.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

There you go.

[Ebro Darden]

Third ingredient.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Corn syrup.

[Ebro Darden]

More sugar.

[Laura Rosenberg]

There you go. Salt, spice, onion powder. Natural flavoring.

[Ebro Darden]

That. Natural flavoring. Let me tell you something. Not natural flavoring.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Not so natural. Congratulations.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

They get a true. How do they get away with that? It's just natural.

[Laura Rosenberg]

What do you mean?

[Ebro Darden]

How do they get away with. In a corporation. You guys realize that this is a Ponzi scheme. It is a. It is a marketed Ponzi scheme and run by corporations. And by the way, I don't care what any of y' all say. It always has been. It's always been about getting to the money.

[Laura Rosenberg]

But when? When. But when RFK Jr has his whole brand. Because you're right. I don't want to say this is just the Trump administration. They're just making it even worse. Let's not act like it was great

[Ebro Darden]

under Obama, but they're doing both because you have RFK talking and people talking

[Laura Rosenberg]

openly talking about but why not doing anything.

[Ebro Darden]

But then they're deregulating on behalf of the simultaneous. Exactly half of the.

[Laura Rosenberg]

So he's hanging out in the sauna with Kid Rock, but he doesn't want to actually say, hey, I'm going to fight to get the high fructose. Him of all people. That guy probably never touches high fructose corn syrup. Who's this rfk?

[Ebro Darden]

I mean, he touched a lot of other things.

[Laura Rosenberg]

He did.

[Ebro Darden]

So he did.

[Laura Rosenberg]

But he's pretty jacked up and it seems like he cares about his own.

[Ebro Darden]

That's. That's Roy.

[Laura Rosenberg]

You think he's just roided yeah, bro, at 6. At 70 years old, you can't look like that, bro.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

You know what?

[Ebro Darden]

He would have. Anyways, my point is he know.

[Laura Rosenberg]

He knows, though, that we shouldn't be eating.

[Ebro Darden]

And it may not be roids. It could be something else. But he's doing something.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Some sort of hormone.

[Ebro Darden]

Yes, but he.

[Laura Rosenberg]

He knows to not have high fructose corn symp. Doesn't fight for it at all.

[Ebro Darden]

But he sniffs cocaine off toilet seats, you know what I'm saying? Well, not anymore.

[Laura Rosenberg]

He used to. Ebro.

[Ebro Darden]

You know.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Used to.

[Ebro Darden]

Maybe he's still jacked up off.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Yeah, he's all jacked up off of Mountain Dew.

[Ebro Darden]

Yo. While we're talking government talk, let's see here. You guys want to get into some conspiracy theories?

[Unidentified Guest 4]

Here we go. Here we go.

[Laura Rosenberg]

All right, let's go.

[Ebro Darden]

Buckle up.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

Which one?

[Ebro Darden]

Well, let's first start with Prince Andrew being arrested. Do we have that?

[Unidentified Guest 3]

Rahsaan CNN World reporting that specifically he has been arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office. And the alleged misconduct likely relates to the Royal's time in the UK trade envoy before 2011. UK police are also searching all of his residences, including the addresses in Norfolk and Berkshire and Windsor. Police had previously reviewed allegations that a woman was trafficked to the UK by Jeffrey Epstein to have sex with former Prince Andrew. Now, it doesn't seem that he's being charged with sex crimes so much as being charged based on claims that Andrew shared sensitive information with the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, while serving in the UK's trade envoy. He, of course, insists that he never witnessed or suspected any of the behavior which Epstein is accused of. But in England, this type of conduct in public office is a common law offense that concerns serious willful abuse or neglect of power or responsibilities of the public office that they hold. He's being charged by the Crown Prosecution Service, which is a body that prosecutes criminal cases investigated by police in England and Wales. In legal context, this willful abuse or neglect means deliberately doing something which is wrong, knowing it to be wrong, with reckless indifference as to whether it was wrong or not. And if convicted, the offense carries a maximum sentence of life imprisonment.

[Ebro Darden]

Damn.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Well, yeah, they care over there, but he's all up in it. Andrew's.

[Ebro Darden]

He's really.

[Laura Rosenberg]

He's. He's truly like they know he was doing.

[Ebro Darden]

Are you saying this as opposed to Trump not being all up in it?

[Laura Rosenberg]

No, no. But do they have more confirmed information? Like, for example, they have a photo. There's photos like yesterday.

[Ebro Darden]

See, I want to.

[Laura Rosenberg]

I Hate that I have to tread on this so lightly, but I feel like I do.

[Ebro Darden]

Okay, tell me what.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Because I think that what I say here, if not said the right way, we live in a world where people will think I'm suggesting anything not horrible about Trump, and I'm not really doing that. But like when Ted Lieu drops the thing he dropped yesterday about the allegations in there about Trump.

[Ebro Darden]

Yeah, we have the video.

[Laura Rosenberg]

That includes.

[Ebro Darden]

Or we should. We have the Ted Lieu video. Do you want to see it first before you comment or.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure, sure, sure.

[Unidentified Guest 6]

Donald Trump is in the Epstein files thousands and thousands of times. In those files, there's highly disturbing allegations of Donald Trump raping children, of Donald Trump threatening to kill children. So I encourage the press to go look at these allegations, and I'm highly disturbed that Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche just got the law wrong yesterday. He said essentially that it is not a crime to party with Jeffrey Epstein. Well, that's actually not correct. If Jeffrey Epstein was human trafficking minors for these sex parties, and you show up and patronize the establishment at that party, yes, you're guilty because patronizing is part of the law, the federal sex trafficking law. So Deputy General Talbah just got that wrong, which maybe explains why they aren't investigating all these folks, including Donald Trump.

[Ebro Darden]

Now, what do you want to say about that?

[Laura Rosenberg]

About that? Specifically. Saying that the allegations are there. That doesn't mean credible allegations.

[Ebro Darden]

Okay.

[Laura Rosenberg]

That's what I'm saying. We are jumping to a place where I don't think they are. I don't know. I mean, Donald Trump is capable of absolutely anything. But I just think we need to be mindful of the. There's allegations. Are there credible allegations? Because there are allegations about Jay Z and Pusha T. We can't just jump out on the.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

Yes, but. But the difference is that Trump is in the files. Jay Z and Pusha T was an anonymous tip line. That's different.

[Ebro Darden]

And they released it with the files, which made you think it was part of the Epstein files.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

Right. So that's why I look at it as completely different.

[Laura Rosenberg]

So, so also, are they also there? So we're saying that everything in there in terms of him raping kids and threatening are credible allegations.

[Ebro Darden]

Well, they need to be investigated. I think that's what people are really wanting. And I think the sheer volume

[Laura Rosenberg]

of

[Ebro Darden]

his correspondence and the allegations and the amount of time different victims mention him is the other part that is alarming for people and concerning and.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Well, all the things.

[Ebro Darden]

All the.

[Laura Rosenberg]

My bigger issue, I guess, just Is, and I've said this before, I feel like we are not going to find the thing in there that will ever be enough to do anything at Tim. I feel like there are other things that are happening that are, that are not worse, but that are more. That more directly would be something where you can get an impeachment.

[Ebro Darden]

Right, but your fear is. I think your fear is tied to the lack of anything happening thus far. With all the things.

[Laura Rosenberg]

With all the things.

[Ebro Darden]

With all the things.

[Laura Rosenberg]

We're getting numb now to hearing, yes, Epstein, it all sounds.

[Ebro Darden]

But that's also why people are staying on it. And that's why people are still going through the 3 million documents. And that's why every day there's like, this just happened. This just happened. Oh, we found this in the documents. Oh, we corroborated this with this, with this in the documents. I think people are really committed to bringing down this international child sex trafficking ring because that's what it is. That, like, that, that is a thing.

[Laura Rosenberg]

So I think people should be wholeheartedly committed to that and that shouldn't stop till it's done. I just think that people, and I know other liberals who do this, who spend all their time thinking when anything happens, like, yeah, but Trump, Epstein, I think we're barking up a tree that for Trump specifically, we're never gonna get there. There are probably more productive ways to try to get Trump, not the Epstein. The ring in general needs to be attacked. I just don't think you're getting Trump through it. I don't think he's gonna be the biggest purveyor you find in the Epstein files.

[Ebro Darden]

Do you have the clip from Dr. Leslie Dobson available? Rahsaan. And I'm gonna give a trigger warning to the audience because this is very detailed what we're about to see. But this woman on Instagram, you can follow her. She is examining the files, she is combing through them and she is making it her. According to her, this is her life's work. Do we have the clip? All right.

[Unidentified Guest 4]

They trafficked little girls, they got them pregnant, they took their babies, they starved the babies, made them very thirsty. And then they put in their mouths because they knew the babies would suck harder. They joke about cream cheese. They are referring to breast milk in the intestines tasting good because they ate them. Well, actually, they were probably eating their own as well. All of our children are accessible to all of these predators because their school photos were handed over to. They wrote emails back and forth, like, got a good 10 year old, got a good 8 year old virgin, just your style. You want it. And no one in America is pressing charges or doing anything. But dozens of other countries are. Who was cooking the meals? Who was the staff? Who are the people that could speak up?

[Laura Rosenberg]

So great example we have, there's, there's proof.

[Ebro Darden]

Yes.

[Laura Rosenberg]

That children, that they were doing this to babies and eating their. Yes, there's proof of that.

[Ebro Darden]

Yes. In the files.

[Laura Rosenberg]

But I need more than that. I need more than the words in the files. What?

[Ebro Darden]

Why you would have to read them yourself only.

[Laura Rosenberg]

So, so there's stuff that graphic in there.

[Ebro Darden]

Yes.

[Laura Rosenberg]

And the. But, but that's not just being thrown out by a loose random person with actual credible information. But I'm only seeing some lady in her kitchen talking about it. Well no, no one else is kid. No one credible can.

[Ebro Darden]

Well, you would have to investigate the allegations and that's what people are upset about. They're like these things are being said by victims. People who are still alive are saying this and you're not going to investigate it.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

Wait, so you're not saying don't investigate it?

[Laura Rosenberg]

No, of course not.

[Ebro Darden]

No.

[Laura Rosenberg]

I'm just saying when I hear some of the stuff like that, right. I start to wonder like listen, there's no question girls were being trafficked and raped and, and girls are then gone missing. All of those things. I, I don't even question at this point and the level to which that ring goes. Who knows? And it's clearly there's a ring of powerful men who are doing disgusting things and women and women who were allowed for it and were part of it, whatever.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

Right.

[Laura Rosenberg]

No question. Then there's other things that I feel like start to get talked about when it comes to eating children and other things that to me is in all likelihood not true and is now becoming.

[Ebro Darden]

But why do you go all likelihood not true?

[Laura Rosenberg]

Because I think it's part of QAnon BS. This is the same as Pizzagate flipped around to the other side. I don't think that we're going to find out that they were eating children. And I think it makes the real thing less credible when we start. It's like it almost muddies the water by putting things out there that are so insane. Like couldn't Jeffrey Epstein just be a good old fashioned standard issue pedophile rapist?

[Ebro Darden]

Do we have to add the eater of humans? No, but what I'm at.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Well, do you see what I'm saying at all?

[Ebro Darden]

So remember. Wait, time out, time out, time out. So remember the guy with the CEO of Dubai that we just showed the other day. Bring that back up. Do you have that? Do you know. Do you remember why he stepped down?

[Laura Rosenberg]

We've watched a lot of clips Remind much guy. He was.

[Ebro Darden]

He stepped down. He was the CEO of Dubai. He stepped down because there's an email of him thanking Epstein for a torture video.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Yes, I do remember that.

[Ebro Darden]

Right, so that confirms that there's torture videos being made where they're torturing.

[Laura Rosenberg]

No, no, it confirms that their torture videos being watched.

[Ebro Darden]

Well. And made. Somebody had to film it.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Well, someone did, but that you could. They could have access to getting disgusting things on the market doesn't mean he's having a. That Epstein had a torture video facility. Also, people have always been able to get access to horrible snuff films and all kinds of. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, I see what you're saying. It implies it's there. Yeah. I don't know if it means that he. He's like, oh, I'm going to fire another one up in the studio. I don't. I don't know. These are sickos. I don't know then.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

But that's why it needs to be investigated.

[Ebro Darden]

But that's why it needs to be investigated. Also, remember the story that. There you go. Remember this?

[Laura Rosenberg]

He was fine.

[Ebro Darden]

To me, prejudice. He looks okay. Right. But then there's the story. What was the story about the hydrochloric acid by the truckload shipped to Jeffrey Epstein's aisle island.

[Laura Rosenberg]

No, that's a. That. That feels weird too, but I have heard explanations on that too.

[Ebro Darden]

Well, he just needed all that to clean his pool.

[Laura Rosenberg]

I don't know. I don't know. Listen. But that's the reason I'm. Bodies disappearing, eating people to me, like. And both are horrible, but I think one is way less likely making people disappear.

[Ebro Darden]

But see, I think it's your psychology not wanting it to be true. You do not. I think in your psyche, your brain does not want to process that at the highest levels of the government. Governments and powerful and elites, that this behavior could potentially be taking place. Your brain goes the other way and goes, I doubt it was taking place. Plus it almost discredits the entire thing because it's so insane. Yes, my brain goes, it's possible, it's plausible. There's crazy. Because you know why crazy people exist?

[Laura Rosenberg]

Facts.

[Ebro Darden]

Just because they're in government and have a lot of money doesn't mean they can't be crazy for sure.

[Laura Rosenberg]

But.

[Ebro Darden]

So since we know that people have eaten people and we know that people have abused children and babies and killed babies. We know this to be a fact. I don't care how much money you have, what level of power you have. I can believe you're capable of it

[Laura Rosenberg]

because other people who are just regular people are capable. I mean. I mean, you're talking about. When you get into, I apologize to people. These are pretty nasty things we're talking about. When we talk about this level of nastiness, you can't even say cuz regular people are capable of it. These are people who are regarded as the craziest killers in history that they make films about that. There are specific examples.

[Ebro Darden]

When I say regular, I mean your power level, your positioning in the class system. Not regular, because you're regular people.

[Laura Rosenberg]

It's just an interest you have.

[Ebro Darden]

No, no, no.

[Laura Rosenberg]

I know what you're saying.

[Ebro Darden]

You know what I'm saying? I'm saying because you're a billionaire does not make me go, well, he's a billionaire. Why would they have been there? I go the other way. You're a billionaire. You want incessant power. That's what your whole existence is about. I believe that you're into crazy ish more than I believe someone else who's just living their life would be. Because you know why? Your whole existence is based on power, domination, secrecy and all of that.

[Laura Rosenberg]

But all of that, to me, is included in what are the main things we've heard about in the Epstein files. The. That is all that is inclusive of. They're essentially stealing teenagers and making them sex toys. That is all of that, yes. The next thing to me goes to this. You're a monster. It's a.

[Ebro Darden]

It's like drug addicts, a cabal of

[Laura Rosenberg]

monsters sitting around eating kids. But it just starts.

[Ebro Darden]

Addicts, bro.

[Laura Rosenberg]

I hear you. I just think it's very unlikely. And I think it then ends up being a thing where we can easily flip. It can even just divide the public more of like, oh, there's certain kinds of people that are out here eating children. And it creates this like, psychotic thought process. To me, that's super dangerous when this is already bad enough as it is. I just want to hear like a more more credible. And maybe this is my fault, but this is someone in their kitchen being like, you're all, y' all not gonna believe it. Can I get one thing that's not just a video of a random person going, y' all not gonna believe what's there.

[Ebro Darden]

Well, you may not, because guess what? The people who are on a platform that have Power. They're not the ones that are going to risk their lives for that. They're not going to do that. If you have proximity to any of this, you're not putting yourself in harm's way. You're not going to do it. You're not doing.

[Laura Rosenberg]

We are. I mean, we are hearing government officials saying that they saw horrible things.

[Ebro Darden]

Yes. But once again, those things need to be investigated. Of course. And everybody agrees about it. And nobody's going, why isn't this a top. Well, people are saying, why isn't this?

[Laura Rosenberg]

People are fighting for that.

[Ebro Darden]

Yeah. Why isn't this? And that's why you're seeing it. I think that's why you're seeing it. For me, I believe this is some real addict behavior. And I believe people who spend decades and decades in secrecy and doing disgusting things don't know where the line is.

[Laura Rosenberg]

I just. I just want to remind.

[Ebro Darden]

They keep going and they keep going for power.

[Laura Rosenberg]

So I agree with him on every part of this. I just think there's a place where it probably doesn't go that people are suggesting it does. And I will remind you that a lot of this stuff was straight up QAnon talk. The whole thing that people are running around with right now of, you know, when babies get scared, they release adrenaline and people want to eat. That was made up by Hunter S. Thompson. It is made up. That is from a book. And QAnon said that's one of our belief systems. It's not true. I'm not saying no humans ever thought of it. It was from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. It's not a real thing.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

You don't want.

[Ebro Darden]

Well, it's not a real thing. What do you mean?

[Laura Rosenberg]

That was never a thing. So it made it to QAnon from fiction.

[Ebro Darden]

But let me ask you this. In the history of human beings.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Yeah.

[Ebro Darden]

You're convinced right now that we're so civilized that the behaviors of the past wouldn't creep their way into the behaviors of today.

[Laura Rosenberg]

You're saying that some of the behaviors of the past included eating children?

[Ebro Darden]

There's been cannibalism throughout history in humans, and there's been terrible behavior of humans towards other humans. Of eating humans and putting them in ovens and just.

[Laura Rosenberg]

You're making them lampshades and all the things.

[Ebro Darden]

Yes. By the way, in America, hanging people and gathering around and setting them on fire and cutting their genitalia. I hear less than 100 years ago.

[Laura Rosenberg]

You're not wrong about that. I see how you. That's a strong Argument to make. I still. It doesn't.

[Ebro Darden]

You see what I'm saying? So, like, your brain goes. I mean, humans are capable of this. And if I have lots of money and I have all the power.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Sorry, Laura, what were you saying?

[Unidentified Guest 2]

No, I just feel like I hear what you're saying because a lot of times when you're on social media and you hear all these insane things, after a while you're just like, bro, what is this? But to me, in this particular case, yo, these are the richest of the rich, the most powerful, the people with access. When you hear these stories about like the dark web and the most disgusting, vile things that I just saw a report with from the BBC the other day that really, I was like, why did I even see this? I don't want this in my brain. That's how vile it was. But to me, these are the people who can do it.

[Laura Rosenberg]

They can. No, I listen, I hear that part.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

This is the power. And this is.

[Laura Rosenberg]

I just think when I got caught last week being like, yo, guys, Ghislaine Maxwell knew JonBenet Ramsey. And I mentioned that to my friend, he's like, that's not real. And I was like, what? I'm not an idiot. I don't get caught up on stuff like that. And then I went up on Gemini. I was like, hey, is this photo of Ghislaine Maxwell? They're like, no, here's why. And gave me all the breakdown of how the photo's fake.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

I was like, oh, it's very easy to get caught up.

[Laura Rosenberg]

So, like, I'm just saying we got, we do have to continue because you end up in that. Down that, that, that, that alley. It gets dark fast.

[Ebro Darden]

So how about this one?

[Laura Rosenberg]

The lines blow.

[Ebro Darden]

Run the. Ghislaine Maxwell is not Ghislaine Maxwell. Run that one. Yo, they really think we're stupid. They really think that we're stupid. These chomos play this way. Protectors really think we're stupid. This is not the same person.

[Unidentified Guest 5]

What do you think this is? Ghislaine Maxwell. This is the most recent photo of her released on Monday, February 9, 2026. When you do a side by side comparison, the noses don't match. And either do the eyes. Looks like they've got the body double fitted with a cheap Amazon wig. When have we seen this before? Not only that, but the Friday before this picture was taken. New York Post. Conveniently footage of Ghislaine Maxwell walking the yard in prison. And what do you know? They are now handing out umbrellas in Jail, you know, to make sure her skin doesn't get damaged or maybe so we don't see her face. The question now is, did she ever actually go to prison? She may have taken these photos in 2020, but the video from that same day seems to be somebody entirely different.

[Ebro Darden]

So there's that one.

[Laura Rosenberg]

And then.

[Ebro Darden]

And here's this British guy who. This guy's wild.

[Unidentified Guest 1]

It's a while since I've seen Ghis Maxwell, but she has developed an extraordinary likeness to Mike Myers to Austin Powers in the time, short time actually that she has been in an open, soft prison in the United States, at least for the latter part of the sentence that she has served so far. It begs the question, why would they put up a fake Ghislaine Maxwell, albeit with a long prison vantage point? The camera was seldom up close, but all it needed was some wag to blow the picture up. And I don't just mean the extra pounds that the pasta in the prison has of course, put on Ghislaine Maxwell, a famously thin faced woman. But no amount of pasta can change the length and the shape of your nose. And no amount of pasta can alter the distance between your eyes. And I've got to tell you, as someone who knows Ghislaine Maxwell, that wasn't Ghislaine Maxwell in that hearing. It was an entirely different woman.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Yeah. That's another thing that makes this whole thing hard is that this all would sound like crazy, like tin foil hat. So. And then you're like, but it, that's.

[Ebro Darden]

So the strategy throughout history, Right. Has been to inundate us with the public with so much chaotic information where we stop believing. They create a narrative where it's just, you know, that's a conspiracy theory. Oh, that's conspiracy theory. How many things have you heard it was a conspiracy theory. Later to find out that were true. How many things have you heard was a conspiracy theory that you later found out were fake? Like what? Where are you on that spectrum of things?

[Laura Rosenberg]

Okay.

[Ebro Darden]

And so I always believe the truth is somewhere in the middle.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Yeah, I think that's probably true. But in this case, there are a couple things that Epstein's actual body is a weird one. And you all saw the pictures of him moving around Israel supposedly a couple weeks ago.

[Ebro Darden]

Yep.

[Laura Rosenberg]

You're like, oh, is that, is that real? Looks pretty real. That could be completely fake too. Well, now that doesn't help either, by the way, the AI. And you didn't see those photos?

[Unidentified Guest 2]

No, I didn't see.

[Ebro Darden]

Well, okay. And then based on what we know about Israel's capabilities. You know, they blew up people with pagers. They. You saw the story where thousands of Palestinians were disintegrated into dust with some bomb. They just dropped. The fact that. The fact that Israel is actually attacked American. American soldiers. And nothing ever happened between America and the US Before. Like, these things are actual facts that Israel has actually gotten away with. And then there's a report that came out today. Did I send it over? There's a picture where Israel was using Epstein's apartment in Manhattan.

[Laura Rosenberg]

No, they were doing security for it is what. Yes.

[Ebro Darden]

Things Said they were doing.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Yeah. That he was doing security.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

Yeah.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Which. That part didn't surprise me. If we know that he's been.

[Ebro Darden]

The Israeli government installed and maintained security system at Epstein's apartment.

[Laura Rosenberg]

If we know that Israel hired him at least. At the very least. Right. And worked with him. And we know Ghislaine Maxwell's dad was Mossad.

[Ebro Darden]

Yes.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Right. But I don't. Isn't the belief that Epstein was hired by different people to do different things, different governments, nefarious things, whatever. So it wouldn't be surprising if part of the deal was like that he would make a deal with Israel and say, hey, I want your security. That is the thing. Like, there are big celebrities right now in the country who hire former Israeli Mossad people to be security because they're

[Ebro Darden]

the best security nypd.

[Laura Rosenberg]

So. Well, they. They nyp. Don't disrespect Mossad. I don't know how many actually trailed it to nypd, but I know that they're trying to.

[Ebro Darden]

They train.

[Laura Rosenberg]

They try to train under there.

[Ebro Darden]

You said higher, and I was right.

[Unidentified Guest 3]

I don't know.

[Laura Rosenberg]

I don't. I've never seen an NYPD cop. What's going on? You want to fell off on what's we doing? I've never experienced that.

[Ebro Darden]

Those in Brooklyn for the Hasidic community.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Yalla. We have a call. Yalla. I've never seen that.

[Ebro Darden]

No, I didn't mean hire like hire them to work. I meant hire to train.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Right, right, right. Yeah. So, no, that thing with the Epstein thing. I totally believe that they were doing security for him. Completely believe it. Now, can you bring up. And one of the things that I hate about all of this stuff is that the combination of how bad Israel has been with Epstein having a connection, plus his name is Epstein. I'm gonna just let everyone listen, though.

[Ebro Darden]

Just say you're still working through it. You're still working through it.

[Laura Rosenberg]

No, I'm just scared. I'M scared that I know where the end is and it's not good. Which is, which is we have bigot Jew haters in power, including someone like Stephen Miller, who if the Holocaust were happening right now, he'd be the one going, oh, there's one hiding right there behind the clock. Oh, I got, I got a few right here behind the couch. You got a couple. So we have one of those in. In power and Stephen Miller, right? And these people who hate Jews. You have Israel just absolutely being awful on a world global stage and some people who just aren't able to separate the Israeli government and Jewish people. Then you have the Epstein thing, who's a Jewish guy and his potential connection to Israel. You add all of that up and I'm just telling you, the Jewish people that I know, good, regular Jewish people who are just trying to live their life, who are like, yo, this all is disgusting. We live with a collective fear that this just ends with us getting sent to the ovens again. Like, you look around and it's like, well, they hate the Jews because the far right hates the Jews. But I got news for you, the far left hates the Jews. It's not a great place to be. So that thing is built into the way I view all of them.

[Ebro Darden]

You say the far left hates Jews or they hate Israel more, or they can't even discern the difference.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Too many of them can't discern the difference. Of course, many people don't hate Jews, they just hate Israel. But we also know that when I look at Twitter and I see, and I, I see comments that I get, people don't seem to be able to

[Ebro Darden]

always tell you, man, that's why you get cool with black folks, man. You get used to people hating you on all sides.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Yeah, no, listen, I tried be all right. You'll be all right as long as black people accept me. You know what I mean? I mean, listen, look at my comments. I've been fighting for it my whole life. It doesn't work out.

[Ebro Darden]

It depends on the day, you know what I'm saying?

[Laura Rosenberg]

Did he say. What did he say about so and so on that day?

[Ebro Darden]

And look, the truth is, you know, working through the decoupling of the narrative that Israel is a, in its totality is a representation of all Jewish people decoupling. That unworking that is going to take a generation. And then you have the reality that the idea of what Israel could have been to the likes of the Theodore Herzl's and those people, you know, is different than how it's being used.

[Laura Rosenberg]

And then you also do get to factor in. You really have to associate Israel as much practically with America as you do Jewish people. I would say even more so.

[Ebro Darden]

More so.

[Laura Rosenberg]

More so.

[Ebro Darden]

And well, Israel is a proxy.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Correct.

[Ebro Darden]

For the United States.

[Laura Rosenberg]

And there's a reason.

[Ebro Darden]

Jaz and I was talking about this last night. I was like, I don't believe the United States actually cares about Israel.

[Laura Rosenberg]

No.

[Ebro Darden]

Or Jewish people.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Definitely not.

[Ebro Darden]

And then throughout history, never has.

[Laura Rosenberg]

No. They said no. When the Holocaust was happening, they said,

[Ebro Darden]

we're good, we're good. And then when they found a financial opportunity, they were like, ah, we'll come help.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Yeah, no, we're here for the Jewish people. We always have been.

[Ebro Darden]

But Israel is geographically located so that the US can keep tabs on the oil moving through that area.

[Laura Rosenberg]

And then on top of that, the far Christian right has their obsession that Christ is coming home there one day.

[Ebro Darden]

Right.

[Laura Rosenberg]

So you got that part too. So the Christian right loves Israel too. Not because they care about, like the Charlie Kirks of the world did not care about Israel because of Jews. They care about it because of their Christian ideology and the idea that Christ could return. Moving along from that, but related, I was so annoyed and super chat, we're gonna get to you because we got a lot of super chat. I was so annoyed to see people coming for Spike Lee this weekend. This really upset me. Y' all see you got the picture of Spike.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

There you go.

[Ebro Darden]

So now talk about what we're looking at.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Well, that's Spike Lee. He's a famous film director.

[Ebro Darden]

Part of him.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Yeah, One of the. One of the best in American history. From Brooklyn. He's wearing the keffiyeh themed sweater with the Palestinian flag strap connected to his bag. We won't get into the fact that he's carrying a man purse, but we'll

[Ebro Darden]

just focus on that. Immerse.

[Laura Rosenberg]

We'll just focus on the point that Spike's trying to make pouch. His little pouch. And I saw that and I thought, oh, man, Spike being. Spike being for the people.

[Ebro Darden]

That's right.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Because the genocide is still going on to some level, and Palestinian people are still being killed and displaced. And Spike, a person who always cares about people who are being killed or displaced, and particularly people of color. That's always been Spike's bag. He's. No pun intended. He's repping for the people.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

Right.

[Laura Rosenberg]

No other thought. Then I saw the Internet start doing the Internet. Yo, I can't believe Spike Lee decided to wear that to take a shot at the first Israeli born player to make the NBA All Star game.

[Ebro Darden]

What?

[Unidentified Guest 2]

Oh, that's what that was.

[Laura Rosenberg]

And I went, I went, oh, that Israeli kid made the. So I went, oh, the Israeli kid made the All Star game. Cool. Denny Avia. Great, supposed to be a great player. I haven't really watched him yet.

[Ebro Darden]

Okay.

[Laura Rosenberg]

And I went, there is no chance that Spike was even aware that this kid made the All Star Game. He was one of the coaches selections, right? He's a reserve. And there's no chance that that had anything to do with that. There is a. I have enough trust in Spike Lee the person because we've gotten to know him and what he stands for over 40 years. And also just why would he do that? That wouldn't, it just wouldn't make any sense. He's not trying to punish the player because you have a feeling on this thing that's happening on a global stage

[Ebro Darden]

and you don't even know where and you're assuming that this NBA player is aligned with.

[Laura Rosenberg]

You have no idea what he's doing.

[Ebro Darden]

Mad people, I think it's, isn't it like 40% of people in Israel are against what.

[Laura Rosenberg]

It's a solid percentage of people. And you have no idea what this kid, what his belief system is on that. And people, Yo, I saw people say Spike Lee should never be allowed to come back to a game again.

[Ebro Darden]

I did see something about the Knicks need to like revoke his.

[Laura Rosenberg]

They need to come after Spike. He is hateful. Yo, it is so embarrassing to see people intentionally twist a subject. And I'm seeing Jewish people do this. Hey, if you guys think the big issue is that Spike Lee is wearing a Palestinian flag to show solidarity, that is not the issue. The issue is the Israeli government consistently being horrible and killing people. That is the issue. And yet you wanna punish people. Point it out. And now even as they see someone like me say it, accuse me, I hate Jews, I hate Israel. It could never be. And I want to ask those people, do you never fault the US government? Do you always look at history and go, the US government was always right. They've always been good. And in fact, if you go against the US government, it means you hate all Americans. You hate everyone associated with America. No, only Israel to these people is completely infallible. They don't make a mistake. So Spike put out a statement, a really well worded statement, just being like, yo, I, I love the NBA, but I didn't know that Denny had made the all star team the first Israeli born player to make it yo, props to you. Congrats. He didn't hit him with some shade about being Israeli. Yo, that's dope. Congrats. Props to you.

[Ebro Darden]

I mean, Jewish people. Spike's been around. He's from Brooklyn. What are we talking about?

[Laura Rosenberg]

He's a filmmaker from Brooklyn.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

People will say anything and run with it.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Do you think he was trying to either be anti Semitic or attack the kids? Stop. And it's so funny. These are the crowd that accuse us of virtue signaling. This is virtue signaling. This is making up a thing to show because I saw, like, you know, Craig Carton and Sid Rosenberg, these New York sports hosts. Craig Carton, by the way, who always. He names his kids Italian names. Used to call himself the Great Cartini Man. Cosplayed being Italian in look and style his whole life, but now is back to being the fact that he's Jewish by blood, because that's.

[Ebro Darden]

Never knew.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Doesn't give Jewish energy at all.

[Ebro Darden]

Well, I don't even know what Jewish energy is.

[Laura Rosenberg]

It's not that. I don't know what it is. It's this. You want to see what Jewish energy is?

[Ebro Darden]

I don't know.

[Laura Rosenberg]

It's not that.

[Ebro Darden]

Yeah, and. But.

[Laura Rosenberg]

But again, the virtue signaling. Because now when you jump in and you say something like this, you can get this certain crowd to think, great for you. Amya Scrail. Hi. Thank you for supporting Israel, bro. That's not supporting Israel. It's just being hateful and missing the point.

[Ebro Darden]

I think people just don't really understand. And when you're willing to critique something and tell it, tell them or it. That it's incorrect, that's actually more an expression of love. I don't think people are raised like that to. When you. When you have it in you to fight against the wrongdoings of your own

[Laura Rosenberg]

family, your own team.

[Ebro Darden]

If you own your own team.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Man, you think I was walking around. I. I do. I have met commander fans who back in the day would walk around still defending the Redskins when they were like, everything was bad. The owner was suing fans, Stadium was empty. Sexual harassment claims. Everyone's saying, change the name. They're losing. On top of it, there were still people at the stadium, like, wearing their stuff, like, yeah. And I would look at them and I'd be like, you are morons. You're not like real fans. The real fans of that team gave up their season tickets and went home. Yeah, that real fan, yo, they called me and said, do you want your Redskins season tickets? I'd waited them since I was like, 13 years old. And I was like, no, I don't want. I don't want to be a part of this. I still love the team, but I'm disgusted by how they operate.

[Ebro Darden]

You love. You love. You love what the team means to you. You love the potential. You love.

[Laura Rosenberg]

And if it gets back. If it gets back to that, hey, we could have a conversation. And it seems like they're getting back to it. In the case of the commanders, easier to do it with a football team than a country. But people act as if you can't be critical of something and love it.

[Ebro Darden]

Well, and in both. And in both Israel and the United States case, and I'm sure other nations, too, but these are the two that we're talking about. The premise of the nations has not been dealt with with effectively.

[Laura Rosenberg]

The prep, like, the premise, the re.

[Ebro Darden]

The origin story has not been, you know, fully cleansed and reparations and understanding and accountability. So until you do that, you're going to continue to have these problems. No matter how loud, no. No matter how much money is spent, no matter how far you think you could get in history, no matter how many books you yank off the shelf, no matter how many outspoken people you jail or kill or cancel, whatever you're doing, you're just gonna keep dealing with this same thing over and over again. And you're gonna have to deal with the fact that the idea and the origin story is based in evil, man. It's based in something bad. And until you do it, it. It's just gonna be there, right?

[Laura Rosenberg]

And apparently, it's what they.

[Ebro Darden]

You know, it's just like. By the way, I'm gonna say this for everybody out there who may or may not be able to relate. It's just like your relationship, whether it's with your children or your significant other, if there's some ish in there that has not been properly vetted and dealt with or you've been dismissive or condescending about how somebody feels, they're not okay. Bro.

[Unidentified Guest 1]

Bro.

[Ebro Darden]

Even if they're acting like they're okay today, it's gonna rear its ugly head again at some point.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Until it's dealt with.

[Ebro Darden]

Until it's dealt with,

[Laura Rosenberg]

we haven't gotten to like anything.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

No, no, no.

[Ebro Darden]

That was a great talk. I'm sure people enjoyed it. What do you guys want to do? The guru or the rundown?

[Unidentified Guest 2]

Laura, let's go to the rundown.

[Ebro Darden]

You want to get it?

[Unidentified Guest 2]

Yeah. Let's go.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Laura.

[Ebro Darden]

Got the rundown.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Turn that up. Screens on Glow. When she pulls up headlines heavy.

[Ebro Darden]

But we still caught up.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

All right, our guy, Bad Bunny is gonna star and a friend of the show presidentes directorial debut film called Puerto Rico and it's being described as an epic Caribbean western and historical drama.

[Ebro Darden]

There you go.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

So this is really excited. I know that they've been working on this for a minute now. Obviously Bad Bunny has been in. He was in Bullet Train and Happy Gilmore too. So he's been a couple movies. But this is going to be a big one.

[Ebro Darden]

Well, and it's. Is it confirmed, Laura Styles, that the spelling of the movie title Porto Rico is a direct shot at the gringos? Because Puerto Rico would be the Spanish version.

[Laura Rosenberg]

It could be because it's titled Porto.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

Yeah, it's Porto.

[Laura Rosenberg]

I have P O R T O. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

So I have to. I had to do a little bit more digging, but.

[Laura Rosenberg]

I know, but Javier Bardem, Bad Bunny, Ed Norton.

[Ebro Darden]

It's a lineup.

[Laura Rosenberg]

It's a lineup in there. It looks really good. I didn't even know Residente was doing it like that.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

He's been. He's done a couple of independent films, but this is like his big one.

[Laura Rosenberg]

No, this is gonna be. It said it's a love letter to Puerto Rico. This is with Bad Bunny.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Fire.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

Also, Gunna has a. Well reportedly a new documentary coming to Netflix. It's titled Last one and it's a little bit known about the project, but people saw a huge billboard pop up.

[Ebro Darden]

There it is.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

Where it said coming to huge billboard. There you go. See only on.

[Ebro Darden]

Well, that was the name of the album, the last one, right?

[Unidentified Guest 2]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But this is. Well, people are saying that this is a documentary.

[Ebro Darden]

So is this him telling his story of the trial, his, you know, his new life focus?

[Unidentified Guest 2]

I hope so because we haven't really heard from him like that.

[Laura Rosenberg]

I have to be honest, I do not care. I've never cared about Gunna at all. No disrespect. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I enjoy his music. I. When I like. I. Maybe that would be something that draws me in but like the trial board me. I think he's really like a pretty solid artist from what I've heard. But I've never like nothing that I hear about it go.

[Ebro Darden]

You mean like, oh, I gotta tune in to his. And is that a big inner workings of his life?

[Laura Rosenberg]

Chad, am I a bad guy or am I just old?

[Ebro Darden]

We're gonna go with bad guy because it sounded rude. It sounded rude.

[Laura Rosenberg]

No, I don't mean it that way. He's very popular.

[Ebro Darden]

Well, and I like him. I actually know you've interviewed him. Interviewed him, met him. He's a great guy. He's positive dude. He's trying to make great music. I think. Hell, I think I even met his mom one time on a Facebook.

[Laura Rosenberg]

You guys are friends? Your friend Gunna?

[Ebro Darden]

Yeah, that's my friend. That's my guy.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Yeah.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

But it's gonna be a good listen. Gunna was at a point where he could have lost it all.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Oh, yeah, I know. I remember. I remember we did updates on it nearly every day.

[Ebro Darden]

It was a big deal. The YSL trial.

[Laura Rosenberg]

The YSL trial was. I mean, at least the lawyers were memorable. You know what I mean?

[Ebro Darden]

There was so much in it.

[Laura Rosenberg]

So much, a lot there.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

Now I guess we can go to the low down.

[Laura Rosenberg]

I need to get my Devlin voice here.

[Ebro Darden]

Why?

[Laura Rosenberg]

Cause I can't do it in studio. And we're mostly in studio name as

[Ebro Darden]

they have named the Grim Reaper slash Angel of Death. Satan Devlin. To soft shoe it for the people out there who are offended by us calling it Satan.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

People are really offended.

[Laura Rosenberg]

People. People. Really?

[Unidentified Guest 1]

Not.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

How. How dare you play with the devil.

[Ebro Darden]

Yeah, but that's like the lady on the Patreon chat that was mad on Patreon that we was cursing.

[Laura Rosenberg]

No, that's more reasonable in my opinion. Respectfully, that's more reasonable because cursing is. You don't want your kids to learn cursing. The devil talk is your own personal belief system and like fears that you have. But like if the people doing it don't have that, they're just thinking of it as a silly character.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

I was surprised the amount of people who were offended though. I was like. At first I thought it was like one or two, and then I was like 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

[Laura Rosenberg]

No, people care about it. People. Yeah.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

And then I have people who are mad. Like, don't listen to them. Don't buckle.

[Ebro Darden]

You think they would like if we made the Jewish guy the devil? You think that would go over? What?

[Laura Rosenberg]

Why are you leaning into the idea? Just that God fearing Christians don't like Jews. What are you doing?

[Unidentified Guest 2]

Devlin? Devlin is fine.

[Ebro Darden]

Well, you said people on both sides don't like Jews all of a sudden.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Good point.

[Ebro Darden]

You know what I'm saying? You think they have more.

[Laura Rosenberg]

We don't have the sound effect anyway,

[Unidentified Guest 2]

so you're safe anyway. Well, look, guys, I have such mixed feelings about this because I'm talking about Ray J, okay? You know Ray J does everything for the camera. Ray J's always trolling Ray J this. And then he was in the hospital with, like, heart conditions. So you don't know if it's like, is this real? Is it another publicity stunt? Well, there was. Footage was moving around of Ray J performing on Valentine's Day.

[Laura Rosenberg]

I saw this.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

And there was blood coming out of his eyes. And he was wearing, like, I guess a heart monitor. So people were asking, like, oh, my God, is he okay? Is he this? Now, it just came out that a person who was working on the actual show said, listen, this was definitely an act. He loves the camera. He loves the attention. It's all theatrical. I literally saw him putting on the fake blood to go out there.

[Ebro Darden]

Now, Laura, congratulations. You played yourself the first time the Ray J thing started to happen with the child and the gun in the house and the whole thing. What did I tell you?

[Laura Rosenberg]

Troll. Troll.

[Ebro Darden]

And then you. Then the audio came out of Ray J on some podcast saying what he was a troll.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

Yes.

[Ebro Darden]

And that he just died. It's gonna get clicks, gets the algorithm going. That's how he makes money.

[Unidentified Guest 1]

Yes.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Yes.

[Ebro Darden]

There was no piece of y' all. When y' all saw blood coming out of the man's eyes. Singing and shaking hands on stage and not stopping. Like, nobody's stopping. Nobody's going with the heart monitor. With a heart monitor connected and blood coming out of your eyes.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

Obviously not the blood coming out of your eyes. But what I'm trying to tell you is this. How far is too far?

[Laura Rosenberg]

Like, what if it's all too far? It's all too far.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

It already was really wrong with him. And we're over here, and maybe he

[Ebro Darden]

wants to play with his life like that.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Yeah.

[Ebro Darden]

So now. Now, because you want to sell Wolf tickets and do all of this nonsense, we gotta wait until you die to take you serious? I'm sorry.

[Laura Rosenberg]

What you want from me? Ebro is right. I had the same thought. I wish nothing but health and good things for Ray J, but at the same time, I really can't believe anything. Yes, anything.

[Ebro Darden]

Now, if you die and the coroner's like, we're gonna be like, damn, he wasn't playing.

[Laura Rosenberg]

He really wasn't playing. But as of right now, if I see you doing concerts with a heart monitor with blood pouring out of your eyes, I have to assume this is you doing the Thriller video. This is not real life.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

This is low.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Like, did you not hear DJ Vlad the other day? This is what these people do. I mean, respectfully, it's what they do.

[Ebro Darden]

Wait, where's. First of all, since we're in the lowdown.

[Laura Rosenberg]

I don't believe the hype about wolf tickets as exhibit once said.

[Ebro Darden]

Sorry, do you have the Tony Yale Uncle Murder, Vlad? Here's Vlad on with Tony Yale Uncle Murder. The real report.

[Laura Rosenberg]

At this point, I'm going to just do a tweet where I'm going to take every conspiracy theory around this and just list it one after the other. I got paid by Roc Nation. Jay Z paid off the jury, and he paid off the judge and did a verse for the judge's grandson.

[Unidentified Guest 1]

Right?

[Ebro Darden]

God.

[Laura Rosenberg]

And. And he paid the Mexican dude to stab Tori in prison, and he paid off the doctor to say that she got shot when she really wasn't. And. And he paid off everyone else like, yo, okay, this is so stupid that no one's gonna believe this.

[Ebro Darden]

So you're saying the Internet does what it does best. Twist stuff up, change the conspiracy theories. But you knew. But you know I was trolling because you had to know some. The now the Jay Z verse was crazy, but him getting stabbed by Roc Nation, all that. That might be believable or something.

[Laura Rosenberg]

It might be believable. Vlad is missing the point. The reason it flopped as a joke and people believed it is that's what they think about you. They believed you would believe that. It's not that anyone believed all the things he listed were true. It's that people think so low of Vlad that they believed that's what he was stating. Yeah, that's called the joke not working. Like, it's not. I don't think people run around going, oh, my God, Wow. Vlad finally dropped the two True truth. I think they're like, oh, my God, Vlad, really?

[Ebro Darden]

Yeah. But here's the conversation Laura presented was combination. How low have we gone? And I'm hitting Laura, like, as low

[Laura Rosenberg]

as you want to go.

[Ebro Darden]

But we've been in this place. We've been in this place since. What was the. What was the blog, everybody? The one of the original gossip blogs?

[Unidentified Guest 2]

Media Takeout.

[Ebro Darden]

Media Takeout. We been here, guys. Why are y' all acting brand new? Like people aren't doing anything and everything?

[Laura Rosenberg]

Anything? It's true.

[Ebro Darden]

For attention, for bookings, for interview.

[Laura Rosenberg]

But the thing that irritates me the most about this one is Vlad acting like he did it to be ironic. You don't get to be the one who's ironic about that. When you're one of the purveyors of the bullish. You pay people to do interviews, which leads to them making up up fantasy stories to tell on the Internet to get clicks. You Physically pay them to do that. You don't get to be the one who turns around then and points and goes.

[Ebro Darden]

You see?

[Laura Rosenberg]

You see what the Internet does.

[Ebro Darden]

I mean, clearly he does get to. He's rebranded right now in front of yo.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Literally hot.

[Ebro Darden]

He's.

[Laura Rosenberg]

I can't believe everyone thought I didn't

[Ebro Darden]

know what I was talking about. I think the premise of the convo was after he had. He says he had. Vlad says he had conversations with Tory Lanez in the dm and when he was saying that Tory Lanez was going to jail. Tory Lanez and other people had problems with Vlad about that. And so I guess at this latest little cycle of Tory Lanez and whatever's going on with the Tory Lanez story, he chose to go out and throw out every conspiracy and it blew up as a tweet. But once again, he's getting marketing for DJ Flag, man. Like it's happening right in front of you. We're participating in it and we can't.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Congratulations.

[Ebro Darden]

If we're going to be upset about it and we're really upset and we're going to stop participating. If we're highly entertained and having a good time right now, who cares? Talk about that. Super chat ringing off.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Yeah. No. Because no one does care. Let's be honest. If you pay attention, they just want to be entertained. If you would pay attention to who people consume, the thing that's preferred is people who talk about nothing and make things up.

[Ebro Darden]

As long as it's entertaining. Man. Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

[Laura Rosenberg]

But that's why we. But that. What's wrong with us? We could have been so much richer and hotter if we just made things up instead of talking about what's really going on in the world.

[Ebro Darden]

You played yourself.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Yo. Moreno the man Moreno. What My platonics. Lol. Hey, amazing interview at Mensa. Can we ask questions as super chatters?

[Ebro Darden]

Absolutely.

[Laura Rosenberg]

That's a good thought to do that.

[Unidentified Guest 3]

Okay.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Shouts to nads 1978 Whoa. Ed. Who said Let me tell you something. Ebros Pro paper face. What up? Chris Hernandez says good morning, family. Been rocking with y' all since the beginning. Your voices are needed. Thank you for making my mornings for 18 plus years keep holding us down. Fought for life.

[Ebro Darden]

Love, man.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Eyvette came through and just dropped a bunch of money. Didn't even leave a comment like, take some money. Yo. Rick says I got five on it for Rosenberg's coffee morning from south side of Chicago. Yay voice. Shatera.

[Ebro Darden]

I. I feel A lot of super chatters today.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Yeah. Stacy. Stacy. Night, Stacy. You can't give 99 cents. That's disrespect. Stacy. You can't treat us like we're just outside with the cup. No, I feel you. You're right. But I can't say very much.

[Ebro Darden]

Listen, we didn't even reset the show. We. We dropped. We were so deep in the Epstein conspiracy. Israel us, you know, shenanigans that we didn't even tell y', all, man, to make sure you subscribe and like. And do all the things while you're here.

[Laura Rosenberg]

You missed all the business.

[Ebro Darden]

I mean, it's. Ebro Laura Rosenberg and dropped a Patreon yesterday, too. Yeah, the Patreon is out. That thing is moving. I heard there was a whole. What's that place called? Clubhouse. She was on.

[Laura Rosenberg]

No, Clubhouse doesn't exist anymore.

[Ebro Darden]

What's that thing called?

[Laura Rosenberg]

A space.

[Ebro Darden]

Was that space?

[Laura Rosenberg]

Space. Clubhouse, Right.

[Ebro Darden]

No, Clubhouse still exists.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Clubhouse still exists.

[Ebro Darden]

Yes, it does. Yes.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Yo, that's gotta be. That's gotta be some dirty porno ish at this point.

[Ebro Darden]

Nah, people still on club. What were you on low.

[Unidentified Guest 1]

The chat.

[Ebro Darden]

The chat that was on the. No, no. You sent us a screenshot. You was in a spaces.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Space.

[Ebro Darden]

That was space. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Oh. While we're mentioning things in business, also, we should. Freedom Friday. Friday. Yes, people, if you want to get down Freedom Friday.

[Ebro Darden]

That's right.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

Please.

[Ebro Darden]

Ebro. Laura Rosenberg. Gmail.com. go ahead and send us an email. But that'll be happening tomorrow on the program. Are we wrapping up? Yes.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Yes, we are. Hold on. I gotta hit more people real quick.

[Ebro Darden]

Oh, wow.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Sharon. What up? Love and respect, you guys always. Thank you for continuing to show up for us. It's truly appreciated. Shouts to J Real 79. Just showing love to ELR crew. Rosenberg connection. Get a you suck pic one time. If you know, you know. That's for my afternoon show. That's you suck, P. Yeah, that's my

[Ebro Darden]

shout out to Anthony. Where.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Hold on. Do that with no music so we can make it a drop.

[Ebro Darden]

You suck pic.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Perfect. Thank you. He'll be excited about that. Someone says album talk. Thundercat album pro. Paper face says Mac and Doom features. We got to talk about that.

[Ebro Darden]

Thundercat album's crazy. It's already out, I think. Yeah, I think so.

[Laura Rosenberg]

I didn't even know it was out already. We got to get him up here. Shouts to Juju. Who says Hebrew. So on point. Ebro looks and dresses like Fidel Castro. Facts. Lil Deontel says Rosenberg, there's a reason why they're over, over, over redacting everything that consists of Trump. QAnon didn't have credible evidence. It was assumptions. This stuff is documented on paper for the FBI to look at and did nothing. Yvette says Rosenberg, they used to feed black people babies to alligators. Why does them eating children sound far fetched? Ebro kind of said, that's a good point. I hear you. Diamond said Rosenberg, go to the DOJ Epstein web page and search so you don't have to say I don't know. Okay, baby K Love says the elite do not share our morality and ethics. Just take a look at what they are doing in the world in general. Ebro's 1 million percent correct. These monsters are drunk on immorality and poison power. Yeah, but I'm sorry, that's another conversation. But when you start getting into the elite have no morals. That's how people start acting like Beyonce's out here harming people every day too. It begins a blurry line. Nad says the British guy that we showed is George Calloway, a politician. Hope Coleman says Rosenberg, you could look at the files yourself before denying these things happened.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

Oh my God, they're mad at you.

[Laura Rosenberg]

As a doc of SW and your all or nothing thinking is dangerous. I, I didn't say all or nothing at all. I said I think some of the most far fetched things may be a distraction, not actually be. What's going on? Tina says Rosenberg, are you just now

[Ebro Darden]

reading that people are saying to you, are these super chatters?

[Laura Rosenberg]

These are all super chat.

[Ebro Darden]

So they gave you money?

[Laura Rosenberg]

No, they wanted to pay to yell at me, bro. Ebro. By the way, Ebro's brain is working right now. He's like, wait, pay to yell at Rosenberg? Where could we go here? Rosenberg, Satanism is real and includes sacrificing cannibalism. There's a history of especially elites practicing. Look up the code word jerky and the weird way it's discussed in the empty files. I've seen the jerky talk. I know. Pro paper face. What up?

[Ebro Darden]

I think the bottom line for Rosenberg is, is immediately believing something that hasn't been completely investigated.

[Laura Rosenberg]

If it's, if it's incredibly extreme.

[Ebro Darden]

But I think the problem for you is you still exist in a space where things have to be vetted, investigation investigated and proven right. For you to say, okay, this person was convicted of this crime.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Not even convicted. I just needed to be more than one person told a story. Because there are a lot of people who told stories in the Epstein files. A lot of stuff's gonna be true. A lot of stuff's not gonna be true.

[Ebro Darden]

Yeah, we need to get more people to talk.

[Laura Rosenberg]

There are witnesses alive who are not talking. That's the problem.

[Ebro Darden]

Well, no. Well, people who want to talk. He's not even going to talk to them. Effects on the Thundercat album.

[Laura Rosenberg]

I.

[Ebro Darden]

Let me say it's not out, but four songs are out. Out on the Thundercat.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Is the Mac one out yet or.

[Ebro Darden]

No, the Mac one is out. Yeah, she knows too much entertainment.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Pala and the little yachty Delano. What up? Epstein was involved with Iran Contra and CIA and mo. Okay, Nelly. Nell says billionaires are like kids. They will test how far they can go before they're told. No difference is there's no one above them to hold them accountable.

[Ebro Darden]

Yo, can we carry some of these super chatters over to Friday?

[Laura Rosenberg]

Baby K love, what up? We got to go.

[Ebro Darden]

No, write them down because.

[Laura Rosenberg]

No, we're done. Brand new shoes. We're out. We're out. Thank you, guys.

[Ebro Darden]

Tomorrow. Freedom Friday, Family Matters. Do we do gurus on Friday?

[Laura Rosenberg]

Guru.

[Ebro Darden]

No. Rundown. No. No rundown.

[Laura Rosenberg]

No rundown. Gurus. Yes.

[Ebro Darden]

Yes. So we got you.

[Laura Rosenberg]

All right, see you tomorrow. If you want more, there's Patreon from yesterday, too.

[Unidentified Guest 2]

It's a good one.

[Laura Rosenberg]

Why?

[Ebro Darden]

Cuz it's on beat. Don't follow the podcast.