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Andy Staples
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Rosenberg
Blood and water.
Ebro
Blood. You like blood in the water?
Rosenberg
That's the classic, I think.
Ebro
I don't know if there's any blood in the water anymore. I actually feel like things have gotten curiously, curiously quiet.
Rosenberg
Curiously quiet.
Ebro
Well, because I have to assume that people are seeing a. They didn't expect us to just fire back with a, a YouTube and a podcast in, in days. They didn't expect that.
Rosenberg
Over the holidays when we were going.
Ebro
To be on vacation, they didn't expect that. I think they're seeing the numbers and they're kind of going, oh, wait, this is a real thing. And these guys really weren't being maximized in the digital space, full stop. Because we've talked for years about the fact that we would do full shows every day for the radio because that was our, you know, that's what we were paid to do.
Rosenberg
The bread and butter.
Ebro
Bread and butter. I wasn't really tripping on YouTube like that or a podcast. And I don't think that the company that owned us was really able to maximize it. They didn't have extra marketing dollars.
Rosenberg
Stepping out again. He's stepping way out on the limb again. You're going there, you're gonna go out and gonna go out ahead and say that they, you don't think they were maximizing us in the digital space?
Ebro
Hey, yo, yo, listen, man. Hot take, yo. My intuition says that's crazy that you think that.
Rosenberg
That's wild.
Ebro
Nah, So I think like, you know, interestingly enough for us and, and the opportunity is, you know, a lot of people haven't seen our full content, man. They haven't seen how we do things. Yo, did you.
Rosenberg
I was reading comments yesterday yeah, because we're doing this. This will be our last show of the year. Tuesday, December 30th. And then we. We come back in earnest, as they say, on January 5th with the full show.
Ebro
Well, it'll be more like the seventh.
Rosenberg
Oh, really? You're gone. Oh, you're traveling.
Ebro
Yeah, that's right. I'm gone.
Rosenberg
Classic. No, so when Ebro gets back.
Ebro
Listen, this was supposed to be vacation time anyway. We decided to work because it was blood in the water facts.
Rosenberg
There's blood in the water. But listen, by the way, we can do like we used to do before, Laura and I can jump on the fifth. It's all good. We're gonna make this thing work. But either way, we'll be back after the top of the year. Yeah, this is our last show of this year. But in the comments, the funniest thing is I'm seeing comments from people being like, yo, I just found y'. All. This is great.
Ebro
Say word.
Rosenberg
No, I swear to God, Griff, you see these comments? There are people coming in going, yo, man, this show right here, what is this? I'm dead. I'm dead ass. I think that they. They. Maybe they were familiar with who we were from, like a very. Like, I remember those guys. They used to do interviews. I haven't seen them in years, but they used to do something. They got a whole show now. I swear, that is the thing. Like, it's going to be interesting because we're going to take our people with us on this journey. And I don't even think those people have all found us yet, because the schedule, it's. It's. We're in the middle of the holidays.
Ebro
That's right.
Rosenberg
But I think when those people all come with us on the journey.
Ebro
Yeah.
Rosenberg
Then we're gonna have these new people who, for the first time ever, are, like, following along and knowing that we do a daily show where we talk about more than what was determined to be. This should be the social clip for the day.
Ebro
And, like, so, yeah, full disclosure for the audience. The former situation that we were in, they would only take like. And shout to the digital team over there that they had. And by team, I mean individual. They would only have time to cut up whatever they thought, you know, was topical that day to try to do some algorithm hustling for the day on the.
Rosenberg
On.
Ebro
On their YouTube channel.
Rosenberg
And that wouldn't always be our best content. It would be what did. Well, you know, what did. They best guess would be the stickiest.
Ebro
Odds are if Laura. When Laura comes Back. And Rosenberg was chastising me in the. In the. In the text the other day.
Rosenberg
That's strong. Chastise is strong. But go ahead.
Ebro
About the fact that Laura does stories. And I'll be like, yeah, nobody don't care about this. I don't care. I hate this story. This sucks. But the reason I do that is because that's how I really feel. And I want the audience to get to know me. I don't want to sit up here every day and act like I give a damn about Summer Walker and Rich the kid. But I know people are talking about it, so we need to cover it.
Rosenberg
I know, but I think that. Well, two things. One, I wasn't just talking about you. That was you internalizing. I was also talking about Laura. Okay. I was also talking about.
Ebro
She started. Now she's got Laura's BBC.
Rosenberg
By the way, I also spoke to Laura. I don't. I said to Laura, because I. After I texted you in the group, I texted her on the side. I said, laura, when you get back, it's the time to talk about how you want the news thing to be. Like, is that how you want to do it? And do you really want this to be called the BBC? These are the things we need to address when you get back. And she said, okay, cool. I definitely don't want it to be the BBC. That's a direct quote.
Ebro
So why did she name it that?
Rosenberg
I said, you should address this then because your man's going to run with the BBC. He's off.
Ebro
No, I'm not running with the BBC. We can't do that.
Rosenberg
We don't want another cease to desist.
Ebro
We can't do that.
Rosenberg
You can't do the BBC.
Ebro
No, what we can do is Laura's BBC.
Rosenberg
No, that sounds crazy, too.
Ebro
Why does that sound crazy?
Rosenberg
Because either way, no matter how you say it, it's. It's got a different.
Ebro
And by the way, I got evidence. I got evidence. I told her to make it the bnn.
Rosenberg
What do you mean? Either way? It's the Big Black. It's the Big Black. No matter how you cut.
Ebro
No, it's not. That's what people was Bochinche News Network.
Rosenberg
The Boccinche News Network. BNN is cnn. Yeah, it's like Griff says Griff is.
Ebro
Saying right now she changed it to the BBC because, remember, I was trying to build community. This goes back to, you know, my. Me always trying to build family, connect, community. Being a cornball y and me thinking it's valuable that inside Our social media channel. We create our. Our. Our own conversation.
Andy Staples
Right.
Ebro
The bnn, led by Laura Staus. The Bochiche News Network, which, by the.
Rosenberg
Way, I have ENN at 6 o'. Clock.
Ebro
But that's why I wanted to do it.
Rosenberg
No, it's branding. It's double branding. BNN and enn.
Ebro
Exactly, exactly.
Rosenberg
Well, listen.
Ebro
Well, now it's Laura's BBC.
Rosenberg
Well, I was just saying, I think that when we do this, as long as. Listen, I think we may end up back on radio, but as long as we're doing this in podcast form, I think that idea of we need to cover it. And even if our covering it is, we don't care about it, I don't think that flies the same way online. Because, like, that's not.
Ebro
Argue about it being stupid online.
Rosenberg
If. No, if none of the three of us care, that's not a good news story for us.
Ebro
No, but it's not about caring about the actual story. The story's hot. Okay? If the story's hot. And this is what people are talking about.
Rosenberg
But it has to be legitimately, like, hot. Like, what's hot?
Ebro
Well, it depends on your algorithm.
Rosenberg
I just. Listen, I have mixed feelings on this. I've always felt. I've said this many times. I've always felt that Laura got sort of saddled with when she came on the show. We already had the flashing lights when Laura came. If you want to go old school, okay. Back in the day, Cypher Sounds and Rosenberg show, we had the flashing lights with K Fox.
Ebro
Okay.
Rosenberg
That's where it was all the way back in the day. When Laura came on board. It was what we were already doing. She took that job and everyone kind of liked it and thought this works. I always questioned whether, like, Laura actually wanted that to be her role or if it was just the role that made sense for her at the time. But she said she does. She was like, no, I do like doing news. But I think. But I was like, all right, let's just make sure we're doing stuff that you're passionate about. Because when the person telling eo, you know how well our audience knows us, they know when Laura's reading a story and does not give an ish about the story. But that's all I'm saying.
Ebro
Story at the time is all I'm saying.
Rosenberg
I hear you. But if no one cares, it's a bad look there.
Ebro
We move on to the next story.
Rosenberg
I just. I think that's a waste of time. Listen, these are the things we're Here to talk about? No, well, not here, but that we have time to talk about as we get ready and head.
Ebro
Because some stories just need to be. Like for instance, today I was going to share audio of the fact that the United States Postal Service.
Rosenberg
Oh, boy.
Ebro
Has changed how they date your mail. Most people listening to me do that headline right now do not care. They don't. They don't care. They're like, wait, what are you talking about? Why would I give a damn? But.
Rosenberg
But it's relevant.
Ebro
But if you got a grandmother or somebody that's dealing with health care and they have to post, date, or make sure their mail is dated so that they can get money to pay for their health care, and the US Postal Service doesn't date that mail. Right. You don't get your money.
News Reporter
The postmark rule changed quietly and it affects voting and health care. Let me explain what just happened at usps because this is not minor and it's not theoretical. So as of this week, the United States Postal Service clarified that a postmark date is no longer tied to when you drop your mail off. It's tied to when that mail is first processed by an automated facility. So as an example, you can put something in the mailbox on Monday, but if it doesn't hit a sorting center until Wednesday, Wednesday becomes the postmark. That matters. When deadlines are based on postmarks, they think ballots. Many states say a mail in ballot counts if it's postmarked by election day. Under this rule, you can mail your ballot before election day and still have it postmarked after. So that's not voter fraud. That's logistics. Quietly overruling intent. So now let's talk healthcare, because this is where people really get hurt. Health care runs on male deadlines, appeals, prior authorizations, Medicare, ladies, boring prescriptions.
Rosenberg
No, it was good. We got the information that was needed. This is going to be problematic for people.
Ebro
Yes, yes. But if I just told you the headline, you wouldn't have cared.
Rosenberg
Correct.
Ebro
And you didn't even care about the audio. And once again, it went in one ear and out the other. Nobody's going to pay attention to that.
Rosenberg
So are you saying that's something we should do or something we shouldn't do?
Ebro
I'm saying we already just did it. But you see how I was able to tie in that we didn't. Nobody really cared, but we actually ended up doing it while we know that nobody actually cared. You see what I'm saying? Yeah, but it's like edutainment.
Rosenberg
But the only way that you were able to do that is because you, the deliverer of the news, actually did care.
Ebro
But I don't care. I don't even have a health care thing.
Rosenberg
And then you faked it well, but you faked it well. If you had fumbled through it and been like, oh, so, I don't know, it looks like some ladies saying something about a post office.
Ebro
So you're saying Laura's a bad faker?
Rosenberg
Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying. If she doesn't care, I can just hear it. And I'm not. It doesn't sell me, see?
Ebro
But now I'm entertained because now I want to see her do stories that she doesn't really care about. I want to see if she can fake it. I wanna.
Rosenberg
I wanna listen. Well, yeah, guess what? You probably will tune in to Lawrence.
Ebro
BBC coming your way again.
Rosenberg
I don't think she wants BBC.
Ebro
Did you get it? Come. Coming at you. Lawrence BBC.
Rosenberg
Yeah. Now here's some. Here's a bit of news you wanted to get to yesterday that we never got to.
Ebro
Yes.
Rosenberg
Don't need one of my Instagram number. What is. What. How'd this start moving around this kid?
Ebro
Hey, with the classic.
Rosenberg
Okay.
Ebro
Oh, verse two. Verse two.
Rosenberg
Yo, I didn't mean to do that, but that kid's pretty good.
Ebro
This was your video. Did you see the video, though?
Rosenberg
I did.
Ebro
All right, so he's got. He's got his tembos on. He's got his oversized snorkel on. He's got his, you know, he's got his. His hat with the. His. His scully with the brim on. What are those called again?
Rosenberg
The scully with the brim. I don't know. I don't know. But those were so. Those are so 2000s.
Ebro
But at any rate, his name is Lil TC or TC. I don't know if his real name's T' Challa or if they call him that or his name's tc Teach the children or something. But anyway, I saw his mom on. Not in Nas's comments. Thinking Nas for posting on ig, but that's not where I first saw it. I saw. It's Biscuit on IG Posted first.
Rosenberg
Got it.
Ebro
It's Biscuit. Long island kid himself. I don't know where this kid TC rapping is from, but don't say we don't support New York rappers.
Rosenberg
Look at us.
Ebro
I'm saying, look at us.
Rosenberg
Is he from New York?
Ebro
It gotta be.
Rosenberg
Sounded like it, right?
Ebro
Sound like it looked like it. Walk like a duck Talk like a duck rapper.
Rosenberg
You know what other comment I've been getting? I've been seeing around, by the way, Shout out to little men right there. People missing beds for. For our show.
Ebro
Like, when we talk over the music, talk over a little beat.
Rosenberg
Yeah.
Ebro
Oh, yeah. Throwing a little sign. Yo, it's Ebro. Laura Rosenberg. Good morning.
Rosenberg
Does it feel right? Like, even if it's because that beat.
Ebro
Is trash, but you know what I'm saying?
Rosenberg
Well, this. I just picked what I. It's not trash. It's not the kind of beat we normally talk on, but I just. I don't have a lot of options here of. Of, you know, free beats.
Ebro
Yo, plug in the turntable. She's throwing an instrumental.
Rosenberg
Then we. Then they take away the. The show, though.
Ebro
Let's see.
Rosenberg
Slow Vi.
Ebro
That's tough.
Rosenberg
I mean, by the way, you know, what else is saying is saying that people miss Shawnee, too. That was. That's Shani's vibe of the show, is that he would give us the.
Ebro
Well, y' all can still listen to Shani, though, but it's not the same.
Rosenberg
Because it's just shy. They didn't say they want just Johnny.
Ebro
Ah, Dan, don't do them like that. Like that.
Rosenberg
I'm just saying. I don't know that that's what they wanted was. I'm just saying. I think they like his production. I really. I haven't heard what they're. What they're sounding like. I only heard, like, one segment. I haven't really gotten to hear very much.
Ebro
So. Wait, you're saying in your personal time it wasn't your habit to turn on the radio? I got. Yo, no wonder we got fired.
Rosenberg
I haven't been up and out of the house like that.
Ebro
Yo, no wonder we got fired. You didn't even support the station you worked at, bro.
Rosenberg
I didn't do a lot of listening at this point. That's fair.
Ebro
Damn, man. Yo, no wonder we got can, man.
Rosenberg
You should have known when I didn't show up to Summer Jam that I. That the end was near. Yo, Ebro, there was a time when I would have skipped funerals for Summer Jam, bro. Summer Jam was like. And this past year, I was like, I got a WWE taping. This is crazy. I don't think I could make it, guys. That's how you know something had changed. There was blood in the water.
Ebro
Blood. Yo, do people like blood in the water?
Rosenberg
I think it's just me, but I'm running with it.
Andy Staples
Hi, I'm Andy Staples from Andy And Ariane three and another five star quarterback just entered the transfer portal. That's what college football is now, a non stop adventure. And we cover it every day at Andy and Ariane 3, whether it's the transfer portal, the college football playoff, the coaching carousel, you name it. And guess what? It doesn't stop even when the season ends. So join us every day, Monday through Friday. New episodes drop at 3pm wherever you get your podcasts.
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Ebro
All right, ladies and gentlemen, let's get into some more action today. Is everybody up to the time on the Trump administration, the Department of Justice, and JD Vance accusing Somalis in Minnesota? Yes, all of them of government fraud? Have you been following this story, Rosenberg?
Rosenberg
Following is aggressive. I've been seeing the story.
Ebro
So there's a whole narrative, a fraud narrative around Somali people. And obviously that puts the Trump administration right where they want to be with regard to trying to take status, legal status away from Somalis and begin deporting them in Minnesota.
Rosenberg
Okay, Right.
Ebro
That's the noisy part of the story. Now, what you need to know is Tim Walsh, the governor of Minnesota, who also was running with Kamala Harris Tampon.
Rosenberg
Tim, that's what we call him.
Ebro
I don't know if you know this, but Trump and those guys want him out and they want to turn Minnesota red. And Trump's going to be supporting some other governor candidates. It should be noted that Tim Walt's administration in the state of Minnesota is, has already been locking people up who are not Somali, who are just white folks for fraud, who have been going into the Somali community, working with Somali people who also committed fraud. And just like I said on yesterday's program, the idea that we would frame an entire community or ethnicity around its worst, it's terrible.
Rosenberg
Yeah. But this is America in 2025.
Ebro
That's my bad.
Sound Effect / Interjection
My relations. You played yourself.
Rosenberg
What are you even saying? You know the vibes.
Ebro
I know the vibes. I should have known.
Rosenberg
These people are black.
Ebro
They're black, they're immigrants.
Rosenberg
They're from. They're from what Donald Trump would Call an ish. Whole country.
Ebro
Yeah, but we don't listen to that. We don't listen to that.
Rosenberg
But this is how they operate. There's a place where black people come from. People are. Isn't what they want here. They. They need that pure Aryan race.
Ebro
One other thing I can't just ignore is all of a sudden, then Israel wanted to recognize Somaliland.
Rosenberg
Oh, I saw that. Because they share.
Ebro
Well, because. Well, Somaliland's not Somalia.
Rosenberg
It's some alt version, though, that likes Israel, apparently.
Ebro
Well, yeah, it's a. It's a. It's basically like the equivalent of like, of Gaza trying to be recognized, where you have an ethnic group within a state saying, hey, no, we're our own independent thing.
Rosenberg
That's what Somaliland is.
Ebro
Yes, that's the way I understand it.
Rosenberg
For what people in Somalia.
Ebro
I don't know. I don't know the ethnic group.
Rosenberg
Well, I just. I saw that headline too. I was like, that's interesting. Why does Israel kill.
Ebro
Israel won't recognize the west bank or Gaza, but they'll recognize Somaliland.
Rosenberg
No, Somaliland. They're here for that one. They fully get well.
Ebro
And let's be honest, geographically speaking, I think Somaliland gives them access to the Red Sea right there, which they want.
Rosenberg
I don't like that you're suggesting that these countries are doing such nefarious things. How dare you?
Ebro
You know, for money.
Rosenberg
Ah, these people just want freedom, man. Didn't you see Trump and Bibi yesterday? They were just getting together and having a chat. You know, Trump was threatening Iran again, talking about knocking him out of the water. They're beating the hell out of him. Whatever random language he used to. Yes. Not to mention I saw there were more explosions, more drug dealers, boats were getting blown up.
Ebro
Oh, really?
Rosenberg
Oh, yeah.
Ebro
You mean alleged drug. Alleged.
Rosenberg
The blowing up isn't alleged. The drug dealer part is alleged.
Ebro
That's right. That's what I'm saying.
Rosenberg
Which really leads me to what My biggest. I gotta tell you, my biggest this.
Sound Effect / Interjection
For Ebro is congratulations. You played yourself.
Ebro
Yo, bro, I got one.
Rosenberg
Yeah.
Ebro
Got to hit you. Why do I get the button?
Rosenberg
Well, me too. Except I don't deserve it as much as you, because I'd actively been trying to remedy this. I just hadn't gotten to do it yet. Yo, bro, you haven't seen one battle after another yet.
Ebro
N. Hit me with the button.
Sound Effect / Interjection
Congratulations.
Rosenberg
You pull, you don't even know how bad you're. You think you're just getting it because it's like a Leo Paul Thomas Anderson. Like, it's a good movie. Tiana Taylor's in Tiana Taylor's in it and. Oh, that's cool. That's cool.
Ebro
You. I heard it's like a movie.
Rosenberg
No, first of all, I'm only halfway through it. I had another. I had. It's long. It's like 2 hours and 40 minutes.
Ebro
All right.
Rosenberg
And I was like an hour wait.
Ebro
I don't get a pass because I got a toddler, and the toddler basically is taking over the television. I don't have any free time to watch a movie with my lady.
Rosenberg
Yeah, I mean, okay, but like, you.
Ebro
You know, I could tell you. I could tell you. Back and forward. Trolls World Tour.
Rosenberg
No, listen. Trolls, I'm sure.
Ebro
No, Abominable. We're into Abominable. You should watch Abom.
Rosenberg
I don't even know what that is. I'm not even there yet.
Ebro
It's great.
Rosenberg
No, listen, listen.
Ebro
What about Moana? Moana? I've.
Rosenberg
No, you been seen that. You've been seeing that.
Ebro
No, no, no, but it's back now. It's back when.
Rosenberg
When I tell you. Like I said, I'm halfway through this movie.
Ebro
Yeah.
Rosenberg
First of all, the level of excitement from the second it starts of like, oh, we. We are in this. But it's not just that. And, like, by the way, out of this, out of the gate, yo, Tiana Taylor and Leonardo DiCaprio just tongue licking, making out.
Ebro
The second they got.
Rosenberg
Yo, I. I was, like, jealous. I was, like, happy for both of them. I'm like, this is great. I mean, Teyana Taylor's got to think, like, wow, I'm making out with Leo DiCaprio. Yeah. He's got to be thinking, hey, this is fantastic.
Ebro
Hey, yo, Griff, reach out to Tiana Taylor. Tell her we're late to the party and we want to talk about her kissing Leo.
Rosenberg
No, this is on the show. No, this is. No, listen, this movie, bro, it's not only is it super exciting as it kept going, I'm like, yo, this would be like if Ebro had the creative juices to write a story. No, bro, it starts out. And I'm not going to give anything away that we wouldn't, like, see in the description, but, like, basically, Leo and Teyana Taylor are part of, like, a super militant, black power underground revolution branch. No, no, no. That's how it starts. No, that's how it starts. Them freeing prisoners at the border of Mexico.
Ebro
My knee. If my knees were good, I'd be doing it.
Rosenberg
Blowing banks up. They're doing everything.
Ebro
It's take down the whole financial infrastructure.
Rosenberg
But then as it goes further, because if you were to look up what the movie's about, it would say Leonardo DiCaprio's character is basically in hiding, and then the bad guy of his life comes back to try to steal his daughter. Right, That's. That's what the story is. But what you don't realize, what I didn't realize is the. The bad guys are part of a super underground white supremacy operation. No, they're literally the worst of the words.
Ebro
Not. It sounds like a documentary. No, this is a documentary. And.
Rosenberg
And when they decide they want to go after Leo and his daughter, they just tap into the military and they're like, yo, we need y' all to come up with a good reason.
Ebro
That's what's going on right now.
Rosenberg
No, it's. It's literally. This is your talk.
Ebro
Yo.
Rosenberg
It's. No.
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Congratulations. You played yourself.
Ebro
When y' all frame this up on the Internet, it should be titled Rosenberg and Ebro. Finally see the documentary One battle after another.
Rosenberg
No, it's so. It's so crazy and good and up your alley. And I just feel like even though we've given her a lot of flowers, Teyana Taylor's level of gradual coming up in entertainment has been, well, you know, spectacle, right?
Ebro
But she's also, well, first of all.
Rosenberg
Super goes back to 15 years old.
Ebro
But been 15 working on this. Like, this isn't just like. You know what I mean.
Rosenberg
Is when people first knew her, right, she was on MT she was on MTV for My Super Sweet 16. Pharrell played at her, right?
Ebro
Yeah, I guess. But around the city and all of that. She was signed to Pharrell at that.
Rosenberg
Point, and she was signed.
Ebro
But saying all of that to say she's super talented and she's been working on this for a while. And here's the key part for you boys and girls out there in TV land, YouTube land, or your podcast land, she's actually a nice person, and people want to work with her.
Rosenberg
Oh, she's great.
Ebro
You know what I'm saying? Oh, and by the way, she's on time for work.
Rosenberg
I I.
Ebro
On time for work, nice person, keeps her word, communicative. These are things that if you want to be successful in life, you should. You should adopt these practices.
Rosenberg
But she's also shockingly talented and hot. Let's not remove those.
Ebro
Started. I started there. I gave her that. Because there's people who are talented and hot, but not nice people. Not on time.
Rosenberg
No, I love, I love Tiana. I love her mom. Always have. They're fantastic. I just want to say when I saw her yesterday, getting after with Leo, like the opening scene is her talking to Leo and then her ish talking. Sean Penn, who's the, the heel in the movie, the bad guy. I'm like, yo, Tiana Taylor's a straight up co star with Leonardo DiCaprio.
Ebro
How many awards, Griff? Give me a number. How many awards are they giving this movie? I gotta see how, how the whites in Hollywood deal with this.
Rosenberg
Oh, it's up for a lot. It's up for like seven, I think.
Ebro
Okay, I gotta see it. Window.
Rosenberg
I don't know if I, we don't, we don't know is it good enough to win?
Ebro
You're, you're kind of, your brain is, you're moving.
Rosenberg
I haven't seen everything.
Ebro
I haven't into the foreign press and all of that.
Rosenberg
Yeah, I'm really locked into the Hollywood foreign press. I haven't seen everything, but as you can see, I hadn't even seen this until yesterday. But it's fantastic. It's, it's going to be in the conversation for sure. It's, you're going to love it, bro. Make, just make time. Honestly. You're going to, you're going to feel you've played yourself.
Ebro
Well, I, I got a button for that. And Rosenberg gets a button too. So give yourself a button.
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Congratulations, you played yourself.
Ebro
Rosenberg decided it was a good time to show up to the American Dream Mall. That's right. Post holiday season mall go.
Rosenberg
No mid. It's still mid holiday season.
Ebro
Yeah, but you're in the return cycle.
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You're in the like, congratulations, you played yourself.
Ebro
I got a gift card. I'm going to the mall. Kids are out of school. Going to go hang out at the mall all day. There's, it's cold outside. So we're going to go to the biggest mall in the area where they have an indoor ski slope.
Rosenberg
Oh, boy.
Ebro
Indoor water park, indoor amusement park, high end shopping, mid price shopping, restaurant. I mean, American Dream has everything.
Rosenberg
Yo. I've never in my life seen a place like this. This is, it's like, it's like I walked out of Back to the Future too. Like the amount of crazy, over the top everything from the Angry Birds mini golf.
Ebro
Hey, it's kind of tough. I did that with Easy years ago. I got to, I got to get back in that.
Rosenberg
To the Ferris wheel.
Ebro
Haven't done the Ferris wheel yet.
Rosenberg
The snowboarding.
Ebro
Snowboarding. I Haven't done there, but I want to.
Rosenberg
They got the weed shop in the mall.
Ebro
There's a weed shop in the mall.
Rosenberg
There's a weed shop next to the snowboarding.
Ebro
Oh, my God, it's litty over there.
Rosenberg
They got ev. They got so many restaurants that it's crazy, yo. It's the most hype place. There's a place called Mr. Beast Burgers. I'm like, Mr. Beast has a burger spot and it's in the mall. They have every Hype Beast thing that could exist is an American dream mall.
Ebro
As they should shout out to American.
Rosenberg
Dream, yo, it's giant. And by the way, it has to have surpassed Mall of America, Right? That's bigger than Mall of America.
Ebro
Well, so it should be noted, I believe the same people own it. So the same people own Mall of America, that own American Dream. And then there's some big mall down in Florida I think they own. And maybe one more after that. I don't know. But this is their thing. I don't think it's bigger than Mall of America, by the way.
Rosenberg
All right, so the biggest mall in the world, for those wondering, is the Iran mall in Tehran.
Ebro
Ok. All right.
Rosenberg
That's the biggest, yo.
Ebro
And they out here hating on Iran. Like, Iran ain't popping.
Rosenberg
And. And Dubai Mall, yo. Dubai, yo. The Tehran Mall has 21 million square feet.
Ebro
I don't even know what that means.
Rosenberg
Me neither. It's too big to even understand. So none in the top malls. None of them are us.
Ebro
Yeah, listen, sidebar. I'm just a small tangent. Just look for the biggest mall in the U.S. yo, the U.S. is so washed out here when it comes to being on top of what's hot in the world. China is in the future. My cousin just came back from China. He. He was like, China is in 3. The year 3000.
Rosenberg
I believe it.
Ebro
They have cities that have levels, man. He went to the city. I forget the name of it. Where you think you're on the ground.
Rosenberg
The whole city had an upstairs.
Ebro
The city has upstairs.
Rosenberg
That's crazy. So it's a rich city. In your eyes. That means.
Ebro
No. If you got upstairs, you got money, man. You know the rules.
Rosenberg
If you got upstairs. Facts. No, that's correct. I believe it. But by the way, but Ebro, when I walk around a place like this, I don't. I don't want to be more in the future. It's.
Ebro
I'm not saying we want to us thinking we're that John Blaze in the world as the United States. We are Not John Blaze.
Rosenberg
I was walking around this place and I, I was having a good time. But I'm also just like laughing. I'm like, what is this? I mean, it's, it's absolutely insane. The, the kids are walking around. The parents rent a stroller that has a built in tablet.
Ebro
Yeah, how about this? That. Did you see the little furry animals that you could jump on and ride around the mall? And the kids was just riding around on a little furry animal?
Rosenberg
I did not see the furry animals. I saw the train. I saw There's a Toys R Us, Jeffrey Express.
Ebro
Now listen, I'm gonna put you all on to something. After the holiday season at American Dream Mall, when things start to slow down, the kids get back at school. People get busy on a Monday or Tuesday night if you have time and you could get there. And I would grab Issa from school, like if it was, you know, we had time and we would hit the American Dream Mall on like a Tuesday night at like 5 o', clock, 6 o', clock, nobody's there. They have that Nickelodeon amusement park. You can get on all the rides. They have like a night pass and they got like real, they got some real live roller coasters.
Rosenberg
Oh, no, no. I, I, I walked by the park and was like, yo, there's a real amusement park here.
Ebro
No, no, no, no. Me and Issa will hit that joint. Now. When Issa was small, my big ass can't get in the small kids things. My legs don't fold up good enough to get into the little kitty things. I can barely get in them joints. Yeah, but now that Issa's, you know, last few years that Issa been older, she get on the big joints with me.
Rosenberg
And they have adult rides too.
Ebro
Yes, for sure.
Rosenberg
So I was saying the exact same thing to Natalie. I was like, if we hit this on a weekday, not when kids are on break, it's probably chilling here.
Ebro
No, no, no. It's great in it.
Rosenberg
Where do I. So, so this is when they make their money. They make their money on weekends and holidays. That's basically it.
Ebro
Now, the big plan over there was supposed to be, you had the American Dream Mall and you had MetLife Stadium. They were supposed to plop down some hotels because the idea would be, right, that you can go over there, go check a concert or a football game, spend the whole weekend in the area.
Rosenberg
And the mall's enough between the amusement.
Ebro
Park and amusement park, the water park, nice hotel, a concert. But they haven't fit. They haven't, you know, you still Got that nightmare. What is that? The Izod center or whatever that piece of garbage is there.
Rosenberg
There's no hotel. They got no hotel.
Ebro
They got a couple over there, but they. Not. They're not really doing it. They're not really doing it. Once again, it's. It's. It's. It's not John Blake.
Rosenberg
No, but it's not John.
Ebro
If this was Dubai. If this was Dubai, that whole thing would have been built out.
Rosenberg
Yeah. And. And probably connected because China, if this.
Ebro
Was one of them Chinese cities with the upstairs.
Rosenberg
Oh, you could go upstairs and go.
Ebro
They'd have had multiple layers, flying cars.
Rosenberg
They. They need to have a better way to get. Like, it still feels nasty to get from the. The American Dream Mall to the stadium, Right.
Ebro
That walk across.
Rosenberg
That feels nasty because. And I would think they would have wanted to have the good hotels ready by the time the World cup comes this summer. You would think, because there's multiple. How many. Griff, how many World cup games are they playing there? A few. Right? I think it's a few games are getting played there. Yo, the World Cup's gonna be a big deal.
Ebro
It's gonna be a big deal. Ring off. There are four in the first round at MetLife.
Rosenberg
Wow. And then the finals there. So five total.
Ebro
Hey, yo, hit the button. Hit the button on the whole.
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Congratulations, you played yourself.
Ebro
Meadowlands, MetLife. You missed the World Cup. You gotta feel. You gotta feel ridiculous.
Rosenberg
Nah. If they. Brazil is playing there, England is playing.
Ebro
Nah. Yeah. Yo, hit the button again.
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Congratulations. You played yourself.
Rosenberg
They got to have hotel. They got to have a different hotel situation.
Ebro
Now what you can do is you could take the train straight from Penn Station. Straight. Pull right up to the. To the MetLife, but you got to switch at Saucus, I think, or something like that.
Rosenberg
And. And at night, that could be annoying. I'm sure that won't happen. I'm sure the games won't be that late.
Ebro
N. They'll run the trains late if it gets crazy.
Rosenberg
There's a Renaissance Meadowlands Hotel. I see.
Ebro
Okay.
Rosenberg
That's what the people want, a renaissance. Yo, it's such a weird area. It's. It's the worst.
Ebro
Griff said that was his wedding hotel. How was it?
Rosenberg
That was his wedding hotel? Huh?
Ebro
No, I'm saying he said it's nice. There you go.
Rosenberg
Yo, listen, he. Griff got married. American Dream Mall. I don't even remember, by the way. Shawnee just got there. He just showed up to the wedding, right? Now. He walked in, he went, wait, Did I miss the ceremony?
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Congratulations. You played yourself.
Rosenberg
People.
Ebro
Don't people remember? We have new lit. We have new watchers, new listeners who never shown. Seen the show before, so they don't even know your inside jokes. Yes. Shani showed up to Griff's wedding late, sat down to eat with us and said, yo, when's the ceremony?
Rosenberg
No, we were s. Because. Because Griff had, like, a pretty big, you know, listen. If you. If you. If you're listening to us from a different area. New York and New Jersey cocktail hours are a crazy thing. Like, it's particularly Long island, and New Jersey cocktail hour is bigger than the whole damn meal. It's. It's gigantic. It is expected. You can have steak, you could have mashed potatoes, cream, spinach. It's a full meal for cocktail hour. So we were sitting at a table, hanging out our group at Griff's wedding, enjoying the cocktail hour, which is, you know, feels almost like a dinner. And Shawnee walks in, you know, with his. With Shawnee's, you know, his outfit of the. Of the. Of the ancestors.
Ebro
His. His. His bandana and Captain Black Sparrow.
Rosenberg
Yes, Captain Black Sparrow fit. Captain Black Johnny shows up. Yeah, he's got the bandana on. He's got the flowing blouse, you know, and. And we're like, oh, Shawnee's here. What's up, Shawnee? He's like, yo, blah, blah. We're hanging out. He's taking a bite of the food. He's like, hey, man, when's the ceremony? We're like, what do you mean? We already had the ceremony. He's like, well, I thought this was just hors d'. Oeuvres. I want Shawnee. You think there's this level of hors d' oeuvres before the ceremony? No, we had the ceremony, and they started the ceremony 15 minutes late. And Shawnie, still full on, missed it, didn't show up at the beginning of it.
Ebro
Missed it.
Rosenberg
The thing that's hilarious about it is Ebro is the wedding. The reason the wedding can cause such conflict in a home is that when women notoriously take a long time to get ready for a, you know, an event where they have to get nice.
Ebro
Yep.
Rosenberg
The wedding, to me, can be stressful because, you know, you can miss it. Like, it's a hard time. You have to get there.
Ebro
That's right.
Rosenberg
If it's a ceremony and they say a wedding starting at 6, you really know you can't get there later than, like, 6:05. You know that. It's like, we're Going to be. You don't want to end up walking in as you're seeing the bride get ready to walk down the aisle.
Ebro
I really have no tolerance for this conversation.
Rosenberg
It's very frustrating for you, huh?
Ebro
I have zero tolerance because I don't know how people can't manage time. Adults. I don't know how adults can't manage.
Rosenberg
Time, but a wedding is like. It's a. It's. What time was your start time? 7.
Ebro
So you get dressed. Yo, in a wedding, the bride and the groom and everybody gets dressed at the wedding. Yeah, you get dressed at the facility. How are you late? How are you worried about time?
Rosenberg
Well, no, but we're not talking about the bride and groom being late. What about Shawnee being late?
Ebro
F. Shawnee.
Rosenberg
Whoa, whoa, whoa. My God, man.
Ebro
Shawnee still worked for the ops.
Rosenberg
Oh, that. Now it's all coming out.
Ebro
Happy Chinooka.
Rosenberg
He went right. He went right for Shawnee culture. He still.
Ebro
Johnny still worked for the ops. I thought you was a real one, Shawnee.
Rosenberg
You thought Johnny might roll out, yo.
Ebro
Nah, I thought you was. You know what I'm saying? I thought you was against Babylon and all that.
Rosenberg
Now this is a super Babylon.
Ebro
Oh, so you stuck with Babylon?
Rosenberg
Who. Who do you think? So.
Ebro
So. So you don't vote. You don't vote, but when. When it gets real, you can't even walk off the job. You ain't free. You ain't free.
Rosenberg
Oh, this is crazy.
Ebro
No, you're not free, bro.
Rosenberg
This is crazy. Who is Shawnee? Who you're the most. Is Shawnee the person you most expected to walk off with us into the sunset?
Ebro
I didn't expect him to walk off with us, per se. Yeah, I don't. I don't believe he's loyal to us. I just thought that, you know, when people really saw the shenanigans and the disrespect taking place, they would have respect for themselves. Oh.
Rosenberg
Damn. Damn.
Ebro
That's what I'm talking about. Self respect.
Rosenberg
But listen, there is a theme, though. He was late to Griff's wedding, and he's good late leaving the radio station as well.
Ebro
And, yo, Eddie was late every day for work, yo.
Rosenberg
He was late to the station and leaving the station.
Ebro
Not. Word is. Word is, though, as soon as we got. As soon as we got clipped, axed, as they say. The next day, it was early.
Rosenberg
Yo, and it's crazy, too. They started requiring them at like 5am5, 2.
Ebro
We didn't even add. We wasn't even asking for all that.
Rosenberg
5 to 11 is 5am every day on time.
Ebro
Shiny culture, y' all ask Shiny culture.
Rosenberg
And his voice works now.
Ebro
Yo, and his voice is back.
Rosenberg
No, it's crazy.
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Congratulations. You played yourself.
Ebro
Nah, it's real. It's real. But this is how it works, though. You know what I'm saying? You help somebody build a brand. You know what I'm saying? You give them mic time. When. When the establishment was like, yo, take Shawnee off the mic. Why is Shawnee talking? The establishment was working against Shawnee the whole time. And that's documented facts that program directors at the. At that were there. I did not want us to have Shawnee on the air, by the way.
Rosenberg
Though I maintain that was a. And I. I said this to them at the time. That was a misunderstanding of them. They didn't understand Johnny's role.
Ebro
Listen, we're not getting into the particulars here. We're just talking about the facts. The establishment wanted to take him out.
Rosenberg
Right? Right, right.
Ebro
And who held him down?
Rosenberg
We said, hey, Shawnee.
Ebro
Who held him down when he. When he was late for work?
Rosenberg
We said, hey, your home is here. You're with us.
Ebro
Who got him extra money? And then he didn't even do the work to get the extra money after the extra money was already coming.
Rosenberg
Well, he did extra work. That's not fair. He did extra work. I recall some extra work.
Ebro
That's not what people were saying. Listen to Griff. Look what Griff just said.
Rosenberg
Oh, no.
Ebro
What did Griff say?
Rosenberg
It's a mess. He just wrote. Nope. Nah, don't do that. Don't tap into the Griff, Sean intention there.
Ebro
Wait, yo, Now, Griff is a stickler. Griffin is.
Rosenberg
Well, Griff works the hardest, too, so it's a double win.
Ebro
But also. But also, Griff is like when it comes to T's and eyes and dots and crosses.
Rosenberg
Oh, they need to be. They need to be.
Ebro
Nobody is. Nobody is more focused on the details.
Rosenberg
Than Griff got across it. Got it. No, no, no, no.
Ebro
He can't. He can't get through the day if it's not. Shawnee is the complete other end of the spectrum, which puts them at odds. They wouldn't have been at odds if Shani would have just met him in the middle.
Rosenberg
That's an interesting.
Ebro
So it makes you think. Did Shani get Griff clipped?
Rosenberg
Wow.
Ebro
Because why did they keep shiny and clip Griff?
Rosenberg
Whoa. Where are we going right now? This is crazy.
Ebro
Whose decision.
Rosenberg
This is? Not what I expected. You think. You think Shawnee had Griff Done it.
Ebro
I mean, Shawnee was canoodling with the bosses in Africa and on islands. You know what I'm saying?
Rosenberg
I. I thought the craziest one yesterday. I was thinking about yesterday. I thought the craziest one is that Bascom got clipped with us. He didn't even. He wasn't even technically, like, a part of our show. Like, he did other videos, too. He didn't just.
Ebro
No, he did the whole station.
Rosenberg
He did everything. And they're like, yeah, you know what? It's a good time. We're getting rid of people we don't like. Yeah. Since we're getting rid of people we don't really want around here anyway. Hey, Bascom, you know what? Take care. I got to chat with you real quick tomorrow. I got to run a couple things by you. That's my new line. That's my new line from when I'm going to hit something. Hit someone with something terrible. Can I run a couple things by.
Ebro
You tomorrow before we wrap today? Any. Any Anthony Joshua updates?
Rosenberg
So the only update I saw yesterday was, tragically, the two people who passed away were members of his team.
Ebro
Okay. Damn.
Rosenberg
So, you know, I was just sitting there stuck off of the fact that these guys, a week ago, were having such an incredible weekend together. They all just got a gigantic bag. They destroyed Jake Paul partying in Miami together. And these guys are two, like, integral part of his team. I want to get their names right, but Sinagami, okay. And Latif Ayodele were. Are believed to have been traveling in the same Jeep as Anthony Joshua when it collided with a stationary truck on the side of a busy highway in Legos. So these guys are, you know, they're part of his team. Y' all know what a boxer's team is like. Like, that's like, brotherhood. That's family. That's your real family. And Tyson Fury. Tyson Fury who Joshua called out after the fight. And of course, the world wants to see Tyson Fury in England. Of course, Great Britain really wants to see Tyson Fury versus Anthony Joshua. Tyson Fury put out a post yesterday sending love to Anthony Joshua and his. And his friends.
Ebro
But look, Jake Paul put out a post, too, man. Jake Paul said life is much more important than boxing. I'm praying for the lost lives AJ and anyone impacted by today's unfortunate accident.
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I just.
Rosenberg
Can you just realize, like, one. Literally, a weekend change ago.
Ebro
Nice.
Rosenberg
These guys were all partying together in Miami.
Ebro
It's a lot, bro. It's a lot.
Rosenberg
Also, man. Can I just. I know this is. I Don't I know. I certainly don't know anything about the traffic and driving situation in Lagos. I I ebro, you would. You've been there, right? No, you haven't, I think.
Ebro
No, I've been to Accra, Ghana.
Rosenberg
You've been to Accra, Ghana? You've never been to Nigeria? Okay.
Ebro
No.
Rosenberg
So I know nothing about the traffic there. But I will say this. I had a friend, a good friend of mine was killed two years ago. Now, coming up on two years, because he pulled over on the Henry Hudson up here. He had an issue driving late at night. Car had an issue, and he pulled over and he stayed in the car. And that's how my friend Jerry got killed. Someone smashed his car. I know this is a random thing for us to throw out there, but since it just happened, you need to get out of the car. Like, if you're in the station. I don't know.
Ebro
So I don't know if that's. I don't know if that's the right advice. Rosenberg. I don't know. I've definitely, I've definitely heard people say, do not get out and stand.
Rosenberg
No, you don't want to stand next to it. You got to have a place that.
Ebro
You could get to, but they may not have one. And so you can't just also be walking down the highway either.
Rosenberg
So, so wouldn't you be better off, though, like, if you could get out and walk a hundred yards away from your car all the way off to.
Ebro
The side, but people can't see you necessarily.
Rosenberg
But I mean, assuming that there's like some highway has some shoulder, man, I don't know, bro.
Ebro
I. I don't know if this is the right advice you're giving. Y' all could leave comments, but I don't know if you're giving the right advice. I've heard people say leave your lights on, put your hazards on so you could be seen and to. The safest place to be is in a car. Yes, it could be dangerous also, but you're on the side of a highway. We're not talking about. You know what I'm saying? Like, and if you can't get off, I mean, ideally, you know, if you can keep the car rolling in some way, shape or form to the nearest exit is even obviously better.
Rosenberg
It's a really good point. What does Chat GPT say about this? That's. Well, this is the kind of thing where they will do the research for us.
Ebro
You think Chat GPT really?
Rosenberg
I do. I don't.
Ebro
I don't understand why Chat GPT is better than just a regular Google, because I'm still not convinced it does.
Rosenberg
A bet. The AI part of it is doing the search of everything. That's the AI part. It's searching all of the possible sources to give you a better answer.
Ebro
Right, but isn't Google.
Rosenberg
Not. It's. I don't think Google's doing. You mean the AI answer on Google? Yeah, I think it's close. I think it's probably close.
Ebro
And you wait. So you pay for Chat GPT?
Rosenberg
Yeah, I may have canceled it, but.
Ebro
I was with the button.
Rosenberg
So this wrong button. You get the idea.
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So this says, congratulations, you played yourself.
Ebro
This says, for safety on a highway, the best practice is to stay in your car, buckle up, turn on the hazards, and call for help as your vehicle offers significant protection. Only exit if absolutely necessary, and do so carefully on the side, away from traffic, staying a safe distance from the car and roadway, ideally behind a guardrail.
Rosenberg
Yeah, it says usually stay in your car, but how far did you get your car off the highway? Ebro. That's the key.
Ebro
Well, you gotta. If there's not a. You gotta be over, like, you gotta. You gotta get over, man.
Rosenberg
No, maybe my friend. Maybe my friend was still in the lane or, like, barely out of it.
Ebro
Now you got to get over.
Rosenberg
Because then I. Then I heard a thing, that there's a possibility that his hazards were on, but that the cars driving down the highway, the way your eyes are at night, it can be confusing. Like, your eyes can kind of play tricks on you about whether the car is in front of you or off to the side. Like, you can't necessarily tell if the car is moving. I just feel like if there's any place you wouldn't think that. If there's any place that you could get away from the road, that's the way to do it.
Ebro
Griff said we changed the diaper on i95 just north of D.C. on the side of the road. That issue was scary. Now, I don't want to pass judgment. I love Griffin. I love his wife, and I love his.
Rosenberg
Why did you have to stop the car?
Ebro
Why didn't you just keep driving? The baby gonna have to sit in that doo doo for a second, bro. Y', all. Y' all could have went to the next rest stop unless it was, like, bubble guts all over the place seat or whatever. Griff said. That's what I said. I got overruled. Now we fighting. Me and my wife is fighting. You are not convincing me to pull over on the highway. On a highway with 18 wheelers and, and. And tractor trailers flying by to change a goddamn diaper.
Rosenberg
Although I would sit here. I would sit here and say something about Don. If it wasn't just a week ago where Bear was freaking out in the car and I thought he had to take a poop. And I asked Natalie, can I just pull over here on the highway and let Bear poop? And Natalie was like, are you out of your bleeping mind? You want to have me and the baby on the side of the road and Bear running around on a leash? On the. What are you.
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Congratulations. You play.
Rosenberg
Everything about this is a terrible thought that you just had. What are you saying? I was like, you know what? I'm thinking about it. I'm spinning it around in my head. So I think the point is this, though. If there's a way to get away from the highway, like on the, on the Hudson, for example.
Ebro
No, listen, that goes without saying. You're saying. What you're saying is obvious. If you can get off the highway. Yes.
Rosenberg
No, no, but I mean, even walk off, like, if there's a, if there's a hill that you can go walk up the hill and sit on the hill and rather than sit in your.
Ebro
Car, bro, I don't think that that's good advice.
Rosenberg
You don't. You'd better off sitting in the car.
Ebro
If you can't get off the highway completely, an off ramp is even worse.
Rosenberg
No, I don't think an off ramp. I'm saying, like, literally, there's a grassy area that you could go stand and not be near the road.
Ebro
Okay, maybe. Yes, I guess. But why not drive. Push the car over there. Why not let the car roll over there? Why? Because, remember, the car is made of things that could protect you. That's what they're designed to do. Yeah, but better than you just standing in the open.
Rosenberg
Well, guess what? It didn't protect my friend the healthiest. That. The physically the healthiest dude, I know. My man was jacked to the gills and died in a second inside his car.
Ebro
That's crazy.
Rosenberg
I just. I just. I don't know. You know what? It's all a bad situation. You just don't want to pull over on the side of the road.
Ebro
No. If you can avoid it, you definitely don't want to be on the side of a highway.
Rosenberg
Yeah. Even if your car's smoking, you want to try to exit. You want to really try to get.
Ebro
Off rolling if you can. Now, I, I, if your car Is on fire. If it is smoking and you think something's really gonna happen to it. Yeah, you gotta lead a car. But to just be walking on the highway, bro, with cars flying by you at 65, 70 miles an hour and. And. Nah, bro. No, you don't want that. You don't want that. Smoke.
Rosenberg
Speaking. I was real quick. Speaking of cars, I borrowed. I borrowed a car from my people over at Mercedes Benz of White Plains. My guy Jimmy lent me a car. I borrowed the. The. The. The biggest suv. Yeah, the biggest. Ben's suv. Because I drive the smallest one. Okay. Because I'm an idiot. Oh, real quick. Sorry.
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Congratulations, you played yourself.
Rosenberg
I don't know how I'm gonna give this car back, bro. I can't go back to my small. Yo, Ebro. My car is not an suv. It's a sedan that sits up a little higher. It's not. There's no room. There's no room for anything in this car.
Ebro
Well, you're. First of all, for anybody watching or listening to us, wherever you're listening, I hope to have this show more formatted in the future. And it's not just meanderings of me and Rosenberg.
Rosenberg
Well, we. We'll get there.
Ebro
Secondly, if you've been listening to the show for a little while, you would know that Rosenberg, when it comes to automobiles, is not knowledgeable. Full stop.
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Congratulations, you played yourself.
Rosenberg
And it's cheap.
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Well, on top of that, congratulations, you played yourself.
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And.
Ebro
And he owns it. So him being Jewish and cheap, you know what I'm saying? Do what that would.
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Congratulations, you play.
Ebro
Doesn't. It doesn't mean all Jewish people are cheap. It just means that Rosenberg fits the stereotype.
Rosenberg
Never forget that this happened, Ebro, when I was hanging out with Capone and Noriega backstage at. At Barclay Center. Yo, do you hear the last one? The last one sounds so nasty.
Ebro
What did he say?
Rosenberg
No, the last one. He's like. Ju just says it like. No, it's cra. Listen, it's a. It's a. It's a while to be. Man.
Ebro
In the streets, we use slurs, man. Slurs. Slurs can happen, man.
Rosenberg
In the streets.
Ebro
Not at home. Not at home. And. And by the way, those people love you, so you. It was. It was love.
Rosenberg
But listen to the last one. How crazy it sounds. I don't like that last one, though.
Ebro
Yo, so are we ready? Ladies and gentlemen, the mom Donnie era is about to begin.
Rosenberg
Mayor Mamdani going down.
Ebro
The Mamdani era is about to begin on Thursday. Yes.
Rosenberg
Sworn in on Thursday.
Ebro
There was a New Yorker article pulling it up right now. Excuse me, New York, not New York magazine.
Rosenberg
Yeah.
Ebro
Yes, excuse me, New York magazine. Now comes the hard part. Introducing Mayor Mom Donnie and his inner circle. The first is. Let's see here. Zor and Mom Donnie's revolution in this moment before he takes office has two defining qualities. The first is a well known movement building skill of the man. Out of nowhere, he has become the center of the political universe in New York and redefine what is possible in American politics. The second is a certain sense of unreality, attention between what he promises he will do and what the normal laws of political physics would seem to allow.
Rosenberg
Deep.
Ebro
Well, I thought that was important to read because the world is watching this. Mom, Donnie's got plans. He's got plans. Plans some people like to frame as promises. A promise to work on a plan isn't a promise that the plan is actually going to work. You feel me?
Rosenberg
Yeah. Because anyone who sees it as a promise is you're just waiting to come for the guy.
Ebro
Well, no, but this is normal in politics. Rosenberg, don't do this. Most people hear plans from politicians and they say the politician made a promise and fell short of the promise when the promise was a promise to work on a plan. But the plan is not a promise.
Rosenberg
I think I understand what you're saying.
Ebro
No, you definitely do.
Rosenberg
Yeah, I get it.
Ebro
And so they're. They're waiting to slit Mom Donnie's political throat. Oh, man. Shark. Yo, blood's in the water. Sharks are circling.
Rosenberg
Nah, listen, if the blood is in the water for Mom Donnie, anytime Mom Donnie does anything there, the. The ADL is watching this guy so crazy trying to call him out as anti Semitic at every step. They're going through every social media post of everybody he even stands near. And it's crazy how Islamophobic it is. They have a go.
Ebro
Wait, the ADL still has credibility out here?
Rosenberg
You determine what credibility is. They still make noise, okay?
Ebro
They still make noise. They got a lot. They got a lot of financial support.
Rosenberg
They still have a lot of financial support.
Ebro
The marketing machine is revving.
Rosenberg
Yeah, and the guy who. And the guy, Greenblatt, Jonathan Greenblatt, who runs it still, you know, does a lot of talking and is outside. Yo, I forgot to tell you, I. I don't want to go into the details because I'd feel guilty bring, you know, spilling like a personal conversation that wasn't meant for air.
Ebro
But is it somebody you care about or somebody you don't Care about. That's always determined factor.
Rosenberg
I care about anyone I've had a friendship with, even if I think they're kooky.
Ebro
So you think it was a bad idea that I shared Drake's DMs?
Rosenberg
No, that's not a friend. That's not that someone threat. Yo, someone says something like that to me, I'm. I'm telling.
Ebro
Because, you know, that was the narrative the Internet tried to. He's sharing private dms. If you listen, I got.
Rosenberg
Stop, stop.
Ebro
The people don't know me very well, especially people on the Internet, because they haven't seen a lot of our content over the years. I don't give a rat's ass about social media if you only know me on social media. We're cordial, we're nice. You don't know me, bro.
Rosenberg
Are you talking about the. You talking about the people or Drake?
Ebro
I'm talking about people or anyone that just DMs me on there if I'm having a personal conversation. I know you personally. There's people who have DM me like, yo, what's going on? And I'll be like, yo, text me, bro. Like, what are you doing? Like, I'm offended if I know you and you just talk to me on DMS. Like, we're just having a chat in DMs. Like, what?
Rosenberg
Oh, listen, either way, the idea of protecting a private conversation when the conversation is about you dying and calling you the P word, that's. That doesn't count.
Ebro
Okay?
Rosenberg
That doesn't. That doesn't count as private. Believe me, I have way more conversations with Drake historically that I kept private. Believe. Believe you me, it wasn't. It wasn't.
Ebro
Can we get them dm?
Rosenberg
Yo, more dms. I have. I have my old phone backed up. I have years of text messaging with everybody.
Ebro
Yo, can we. We should do a. Yo, we should launch a show just called Rosenberg's. Text messages with every.
Rosenberg
Let me tell you something. I got. I. I didn't remember saving it, but I found this file. Apparently, at some point I got some backup thing and I was like, oh, let me back up this phone. And I have. Like, I have crazy stuff on my phone with people who are definitely. Now I have conversations with enemies. I got all kinds of everything. I never. But I would. That's something I would never do. Now, this person who reached out, how.
Ebro
Much but a million dollars?
Rosenberg
Well, see, now, no, I mean, it depends on what the thing is.
Ebro
Would you do the dance for 200 million?
Rosenberg
200 million. That's a big dance. I don't have anything that's that valuable. So.
Ebro
I mean, look, if the offer's on the table, there's no 200 million dollar deal that's just guaranteed 200 million. You're gonna have to. There's like a earn out. You know what I'm saying? You're gonna have to earn it out.
Rosenberg
Well, I would hit the person up.
Ebro
And I'd say, hey, I'm about to go get this bag.
Rosenberg
Yeah, I'd say, hey, I'm. I would never do this, but someone offered me $200 million, so I got to give up these text messages.
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Rosenberg
You. You said some stuff you're probably not going to love, but you'll get through it. It's gonna. It ain't the worst thing that's happened. You're gonna be fine. But I heard from Aelia Banks the other day.
Ebro
Oh, wow. Yo, I need. We need sounders, man. We need like a. We need like a Tracy Morgan. I need something. I need something. We got to get our. Our audio together. Our audio is trash.
Rosenberg
No, by. By. By next week. I'm gonna get like some. I'll get some more actual sound in here.
Ebro
No, no, no, but when we. Yo, listen, we got plans in the next couple of weeks. We got plans. Everybody should buckle up now.
Rosenberg
We're gonna do some good things.
Ebro
You like those photos I sent you? Roseburg? You saw those photos?
Rosenberg
Yeah, yeah, actually I did.
Ebro
I like to start. See, it's looking like.
Rosenberg
By the way, it looked different. Ebro sent me mock ups of our new studio.
Ebro
Hey, hey. Whoa.
Rosenberg
Sorry. It looked different than the first one you showed me.
Ebro
Yeah, because I'm minimizing a lot of it and I'm putting some other stuff in there.
Rosenberg
Yeah, I like the ones you sent as I really liked. I saw it like late.
Ebro
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But we're still going over some stuff. So there's some stuff that, you know.
Rosenberg
I like that better than the first one you sent where it looked like we're like, why is this a secret? This isn't a secret. It doesn't matter.
Ebro
Why are you. You spilling the beans, man?
Rosenberg
It's a room with microphones where we're gonna talk.
Ebro
Whoa.
Rosenberg
They never seen anything like this.
Ebro
Nah, but you know, I like the comments where they're like, yo, you're unemployed and broadcasted from your. Your bedroom.
Rosenberg
That's. By the way, I was employed in broadcasting from my bedroom. I'm a big fan. What are you talking about? I've enjoyed this. Anyways, it Was. It was a very interesting conversation with Azealia.
Ebro
What was it about and what prompted it and how did give us the whole thing?
Rosenberg
I, I, she reached out to me out of the blue, and she sent me a record that you wanted me to hear. And I'll tell you what, Azealia can still rap.
Ebro
No, no, listen, one thing we're never gonna do is act like Azalea didn't make great music.
Rosenberg
Yeah, Azalea is not doing it. Talented, bro.
Ebro
She's not doing it.
Rosenberg
I don't understand her. Like, she is one of the smartest and most talented people I've ever known in music. And then she just, like, says things that I'm like, what are you saying?
Ebro
But you've seen that before.
Rosenberg
But not.
Ebro
But like, you know, you've never seen, you've never seen in talented individuals who are extremely talented also say things.
Rosenberg
But like, for example, you know, she's been on some Zionist stuff recently.
Ebro
Well, I saw they took her to Israel. She was out there. She's, you know, Israel.
Rosenberg
Now they, they put her on Team Rapaport. You know what I mean? Come out here, check things out.
Ebro
Yo, that bag, yo, people do the dance for the bag. There's a bag there.
Rosenberg
Listen. And by the way, it's a. I got to tell you, if anyone out there who's never been to Tel Aviv, you're going to have a great time. It's going to be easy for them to make you love the place. And then they start hitting you with the propaganda information on top of it. It's, it's a lot. But here's the difference. Like Rapaport, for example, he's not a very bright guy. He's okay. He made some good movies. He's a good actor. He's been a lot of crazy stuff, but he's not like, I've never heard him talk and went, wow, that guy is just smart. Same with Kanye. Kanye gets ideas in his head and he goes crazy. Never sounds informed or smart, but very.
Ebro
Creative and very, very creative.
Rosenberg
All those things. Azealia is not like those guys. Like, when she wants to give you her pitch on Zionism. No, she's doing the work. Like she, she gets the information. She retains information incredibly well.
Ebro
I can't, I can't.
Rosenberg
And I'm just like, how are we here?
Ebro
Can't do this.
Rosenberg
Well, you didn't do it.
Ebro
I had to do it. No, I'm in it. Now you're talking.
Rosenberg
I'm like, I'm like, why can you be this smart? And also doing this. I don't understand. Like, she was. Aelia was like, super pro black. Do you remember that?
Ebro
Let me tell you what? Zionism.
Rosenberg
Isn't that super pro? The people of indigenous, people of color. No, that's my point. I'm like, how could we get here from where you were like, voice of. Of. Of black, of lgbtq, of like, she. I just don't know how people go from that to this other thing. I just cannot. Ebro. I don't.
Ebro
Why are you doing this, man?
Rosenberg
Are they offering. They really offer a check? Like, literally. Hey, so here's the deal. We're going to give you.
Ebro
I mean, I'm sure there's some financial upside to. To. To toe in this line and doing this dance. Are we back to doing the dance convo?
Rosenberg
No, I don't feel like. I don't feel like that you're gonna get me dragged into conversations. I'm gonna get an awkward text message. Conversations from people.
Ebro
Ah, it's good. Yo, the clip of this is moving.
Rosenberg
No.
Ebro
Why? Zionism, Azalea Banks and Rosenberg. No, I don't think so.
Rosenberg
I don't think people really care anymore, I swear.
Ebro
About which part?
Rosenberg
All of it.
Ebro
They don't care about Zionism anymore.
Rosenberg
Well, that part's big. Bigger than. Bigger than it's ever been for some people.
Ebro
They don't care about a black woman who was Azalea Banks, who's like a lightning rod on the Internet. Text Rosenberg to sell him on Zionism.
Rosenberg
Well, I'm not. I'm not saying that she was. I'm not saying that her goal was to sell me.
Ebro
You said she laid propaganda out.
Rosenberg
I. Well, my personal belief is that her feelings are that I believe that that's what her. I'm not saying her express purpose was.
Ebro
But why did she hit you about this?
Rosenberg
I think the combination of Jewish guy and. And music like the. The over.
Ebro
So now. So now. All right, so, boom. You guys have had a good relationship throughout the years. This is a fact.
Rosenberg
And then we had bad. And then a bad relationship.
Ebro
But she included you on her second album. Was that her first album? First official album. Rosenberg is on the album. I think was part of an interview or you did a drop something, whatever. So it's clearly been a relationship there. So out of the blue, Azalea Banks, who had. Who has re. Recently discovered Zionism and Israel and it was brought to Israel to perform, decided that she wanted to reach out to a Jewish person who she knows, knew had had a good relationship with. To now start Talking about Zionism.
Rosenberg
Well, again, I think. I think the reason she hit me up was she wanted me to hear this music.
Ebro
Okay.
Rosenberg
But there. There's Jewish stuff in the music too.
Ebro
And so did she assume that it was a safe landing space? Because now she's promoting Israel and Zionism, and she also has new music. So she was like, I need to find a Jewish DJ who may support.
Rosenberg
This perhaps, you know, And I. I hit her. I hit her up. And I said, hey, I don't.
Ebro
I don't. I don't support Zion.
Rosenberg
I said, I don't.
Ebro
Wrong guy.
Rosenberg
I said. I said, this isn't my cup of tea. I made clear that I don't agree with this thought process. You know, I said, listen, I have a lot of connections to Israel and Israeli people, and I got a lot of love there, but killing kids is. I'm against that. I'm against killing children and taking land. So I'm not a Zionist. I don't know what you know about me, but I'm not that.
Ebro
But she assumed you were, like a lot of people do, because the last name is Rosenberg.
Rosenberg
Yeah, it's crazy too.
Ebro
And you're. And you're proudly Jewish.
Rosenberg
Yeah. Nothing gets me hotter, by the way, than when I post something about nothing and someone posts in my comments, Free Palestine. Like, they're talking ish to me. I'm like. But I say free Palestine. So why are you putting in my comments, like, that's just anti Semitic. Now you're just being anti Semitic. You're just saying. You assume because I'm a Jew, I'm gonna be offended that you're being. Saying free Palestine. No, I'm offended that you don't think I believe Free Palestine. That's why I'm offended. Why are you putting that. My comments. And why. And why do you think that's the appropriate way to show your great protest was when I posted about wrestling. You need to write free Palestine in the comments. That's not doing anything, bro. But, yeah, so I. I'm. The reason I'm being a little bit of a wuss here is I don't want to ish on her because she. She reached out and. And I don't want to betray her, but, like, she's very public about where she's at on this issue. This is out. She publicly stated I'm a Zionist, so I don't think I'm saying anything out of school here. But I was just like, wow, she's really passionate about the subject.
Ebro
And this has been ebro Laura and.
Rosenberg
Rosenberg come next week, we're gonna really be on point, man.
Ebro
Well, look, I. I've been told by people that do this podcast thing and monetize it and run businesses around it that our numbers and the support you guys are showing and the love and the engagement is beyond phenomenal. What's beyond phenomenal? Give me a word.
Rosenberg
Phenomenomenal.
Ebro
You know, I mean, like, we are doing great. Thanks to all of you. And we have plants. Exemplary. Great word, Griff.
Rosenberg
Wow.
Ebro
Because you guys show us love and all of that, we might be able to buy a hamburger next week. You know, this unemployment line.
Rosenberg
I mean, listen, Bascom's out here shoveling snow for a few bucks. That's how bad it's gotten.
Ebro
Now, Bascom told us he was trying to help his family shovel snow the other day, and they tried to give him some money because they're worried about his employment.
Rosenberg
You know, that was kind of.
Ebro
He was like, I don't want to be that guy.
Rosenberg
Guys, Yo.
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Yeah.
Rosenberg
Close out bed.
Ebro
Yeah. Go subscribe and share. Tell a friend.
Rosenberg
Turn on your notifications, too, I'm told.
Ebro
Turn on the notifications. Rosenberg is told.
Rosenberg
Happy New Year. And shout out to Nicholas Craven. Who did these beats?
Ebro
Nick Craven. I'mma bring in some beats, too. Have a pack of beats for you by the end of the day.
Rosenberg
I'll send them and I'll put. I'll load them up. A page of them.
Ebro
I need a pack of beats. And by the way, you know, that's something we could do for. To help support New York rap. The beats that we use during this show, if you hear anything that you.
Rosenberg
Might want, that's what I'm saying. I thought that could be cool, too. We play beats, and then, like, we list the credits of the beats in the. Yeah, description. Oh, hi, baby.
Ebro
Shout out to mj. Yo, speaking of mj, I saw a photo on your story. She was sitting up with a shirtless man. What was that about?
Rosenberg
We were at my friend's pool. Sitting up with a shirtless man. Yeah, it was from the summer.
Ebro
My knee. Sitting up with some shirtless man. I didn't like it.
Rosenberg
That was mjf. We were at his pool in the summertime, so everyone was shirtless. It's all right. Why are you handing your baby to shirtless people?
Ebro
Shirtless men.
Rosenberg
Shirtless men, no less. Well, I'll be honest. A shirtless random woman would be weird, too. I'll be honest. Why are you doing that? Happy New Year, everyone. We'll see you in 2020.
Ebro
Just don't call it a podcast.
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Episode 6: Last Show of the Year + Malls Across the World (12/30/25)
Release Date: December 30, 2025
Hosts: Ebro, Laura, Rosenberg
This final show of the year captures Ebro and Rosenberg reflecting on their new independent podcast journey, discussing recent headlines, pop culture, personal stories, and a deep dive into the American Dream Mall phenomenon. The tone is irreverent, honest, and full of in-jokes for existing fans—while also reaching out to a new, wider audience that’s just discovering them online.
The show’s unscripted, conversational style creates a welcoming environment for existing fans and newcomers. The hosts blend personal stories, cultural critiques, and playful banter—showing care to both inform and entertain, while never shying away from self-parody or calling out the realities of their industry. As they head into 2026, the team is excited for further growth, promising tighter show formatting, and even more direct engagement with a rapidly growing online audience.
"Go subscribe and share. Tell a friend. Turn on your notifications, too, I’m told." (Ebro & Rosenberg, 71:02-71:08)
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Show resumes in early January. Stay tuned for new updates and evolving show format!