Podcast
The Fifth Trimester
Hosted by We Don't Have Time For This · EN
Our little sisters, Bella and Lu, are chronically online to keep us cool and relevant as we emerge from the trenches.
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If You Could, Would You Pick Your Baby’s Gender?
Yesterday00:26:57Tap to summarizeComing in hot with very exciting couples’ news: from the A-list power couple Down Under, to the Off Campus IRL couple - love is in the air. Speaking of, Lu had a DAYTIME hook-up at the Aussie’s soccer game on Friday and she’s SPILLING all the deets. Hey Karl Stefanovic, we’ve got your number, babe. The now-sacked Today host appears to be following a very obvious formula for becoming a right-wing podcast bro and, quite frankly, we think it stinks. Have you ever heard of a “gender swayer”? Because MAFS golden couple Jules Robinson and Cam Merchant, who share two sons, are using one in the hopes of conceiving a daughter. And as proud girl mums and boy mums respectively, it’s brought up a lot of questions for us. Then, our INs and OUTs include an awesome new second-hand website landing in Australia and the ultimate winter accessory. Mentions: Message From Karl Vinted Australia Lu’s ugg boots Follow us: @the_fifth_trimesterSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Transcribe →Taylor Swift’s Wedding: So Crazy It Could Be True?!
1w ago00:31:04Tap to summarizeHow much money could BB pay Lu to go on the JoJo Siwa cruise? Plus, Instagram just rolled out a bunch of wild and wacky new features - here’s how to use them. Taylor Swift definitely, maybe had her hen's party at her Rhode Island mansion, you guys! We run you through all the compelling evidence, including how Travis Kelce spent his bucks weekend (yes, a bubble gun was involved). We also share the latest wedding theory surrounding the future Mr and Mrs Swift, and it’s so crazy, it might just be true. Nicole Kidman’s got a rumoured new boyfriend, so of course her ex, Keith Urban, is re-entering the chat. But what does it all mean?! Your weekly sports-ball bulletin is here, and we’re taking you through the sexiest players of the FIFA World Cup, their wildly accomplished wives and partners, and exactly what needs to happen for Australia to make it through to the next round. And yes, there’s still hope! Our ins and outs include a very of-the-moment fashion trend we’re obsessed with, an update on the humble martini and a plea to end a cringey Australian act. - Mentions: Cotton On Brazil jersey Cotton On Argentina jersey Sign up to The Fifth Trimester Fix The Fifth Trimester bangers playlist Follow us: @the_fifth_trimesterSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Transcribe →Why Are We Ignoring The Ariana Grande In The Room?
2w ago00:32:28Tap to summarizeContent Warning: Discussion on Disordered Eating and Mental Health What words give you the ick for no apparent reason? We’re sharing ours and they’re pretty outrageous. Millennial style icons and the world’s most elusive twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, turned 40 over the weekend and it’s making us feel… middle-aged?! Plus, we’re sharing our top pick of ONE nice winter jumper each, because who has time for too many options. Then, the conversation about Ariana Grande we’ve been holding off on having, but we can’t stay silent any longer. We’re tackling Ariana, shrinking celebs, and the overnight death of the body positivity movement. Em Ratajkowski’s penned a divise essay for The Cut, titled "Mother F---er: After my marriage ended, I began compulsively dating in order to figure out what kind of woman I wanted to be.” As our single mother dating correspondent, Lu has LOTS of thoughts. Next up, BB’s giving you the crashiest of crash courses in the 2026 FIFA World Cup - from where to stream it and when the Socceroos are playing next, to all the glorious stars to watch out for in the stands. We promise you’ll be an armchair expert by the end! Our ins and outs include an impractical new going out bag, cringey tech platforms and a dewy AF foundation. - Mentions: If you or someone you know needs support, contact the Butterfly Foundation Souffle Yarn Crew Neck Sweater from Uniqlo Uniqlo and JW Anderson Lambswool Polo Sweater Em Rata’s essay for The Cut Concept Fleet custom beaded bags Lu’s new foundation Listen to our Off Campus deep dive Sign up to The Fifth Trimester Fix The Fifth Trimester bangers playlist Follow us: @the_fifth_trimesterSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Transcribe →Are We Too Old For Off Campus?
3w ago00:21:27Tap to summarizeYou begged, DLs, so here it is: a very special watch-party episode breaking down the latest horny hockey show to dominate Q2 - Off Campus. Based on Elle Kennedy’s bestselling Off-Campus books, the Prime Video series follows music student Hannah Wells, played by Ella Bright, and Briar University hockey captain Garrett Graham, played by Belmont Cameli. What stars as a tutoring arrangement and fake-dating plot naturally becomes something much hornier and much more emotionally complicated. The show has become a global phenomenon, attracting 36 million viewers within its first 12 days and already scoring a second season. While it’s clearly made for a Gen Z audience, we millennials are LOSING OUR MINDS over it. Lu and BB unpack why we think it’s landing so well with our demo audience, the show's broader cultural impacts, and everything we know about Off Campus season 2. - Belmont Dancing At The Kid Laroi Concert (you're welcome) Sign up to The Fifth Trimester Fix The Fifth Trimester bangers playlist Follow us: @the_fifth_trimesterSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Transcribe →NO GATEKEEPING: The ONE Beauty Hack That Changed Our Lives 💄
3w ago00:31:38Tap to summarizeLu is back from her sick bed and firing on all cylinders with crazy ideas. Should she audition for Big Brother? Should she become an anonymous influencer if AI takes her day job? Plus, we FINALLY have a date for season two of Heated Rivalry, so set your alarms accordingly. Where do you stand on online privacy? It’s a meaty one and we’re diving headfirst into whether the rise of the anonymous influencer is a good thing, a bad thing, or simply the next inevitable step in our internet brain rot. We’re also sharing our honest thoughts on whether or not we post our kids online, looking to celebs like Kourtney Kardashian, Hamish Blake and Zoë Foster Blake, and what we can learn from them. In extremely important news, we canvassed our amazing DL community to find out the one beauty hack that genuinely changed your life and the results are EPIC. From the hair-washing tweak that could change everything, to the blow-dry brush everyone needs, the glowy skin hack that actually delivers, and the sneaky trick for juicy, voluminous lips minus the filler, this round-up is about to become your new beauty bible. No biggy! Our ins and outs include a viral dessert that’s as tasty as it is cute, live music with your kids, and the opposite of pimping ya ride. - Mentions: Hamish Blake on No Filter Ellie from Freshen Up At Freshwater Elizabeth Holmes Bases Primer Elizabeth Holmes Golden Hour Setting Spray Tan Luxe Face Drops AEON Skincare Elizabeth Arden 8-Hour Cream Dyson Airwrap Karin Herzog Vita-A-Apricot Anti Ageing Cream Viral dot cakes - Sign up to The Fifth Trimester Fix The Fifth Trimester bangers playlist Follow us: @the_fifth_trimesterSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Transcribe →Madonna, Please Retire
4w ago00:31:55Tap to summarizeSurprise, DLs! We have a very special guest co-host joining Bella today… it’s Gem! To kick off the ep, BB puts Gem through a “what you munging, pop culture” edition to find out exactly what our fave WDHTFT babe is watching, listening to and, most importantly, snacking on. Then the girls unpack Dua Lipa and Callum Turner’s oh-so-chic yet understated London registry wedding. From the two-piece skirt suit to the big hat and that bouquet, Gem and BB reckon this is going to completely redefine how brides get married in 2026. Plus, the girls reveal what they’d change about their own weddings if they were doing it all over again now. And what do Susan Boyle and Madonna have in common? Well, a lot more than you’d think. Both women are currently promoting new music in very interesting ways, which has us asking - is this the new playbook for how older women have to sell themselves now? Our ins and outs for the week include a clever little accessory Gem is loving and a very dramatic plea to cancel an age-old tradition that kids absolutely froth over, but we HATE. - Mentions: Madonna's JFK Jnr Confession Madonna Getting Down with Gymskin All The Cool Girls Are Wearing Red, according to Sitchu Gem’s blazer cuffs Sign up to The Fifth Trimester Fix The Fifth Trimester bangers playlist Follow us: @the_fifth_trimesterSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Transcribe →Will The Real Kylie Minogue Please Stand Up?
May 2700:23:41Tap to summarizeIt’s the only show we wanna talk about right now - Netflix’s Kylie Minogue three-part documentary, Kylie, so of course we had to record a special episode to break it all down. We chat about all the huge bombshells (career, cancer, kids), and all the things that were left unsaid. Because the big question is, after three hours with Australia’s golden girl of pop, do we actually know Kylie better? Or has Kylie done what Kylie does best - let us close enough to feel her glittery warmth, but not quite close enough to touch the truth? Plus, Lu opens up about how Kylie and Dannii Minogue’s dynamic reminds her a lot of her own bond with her big sister Revs, and why one sibling’s success should never be the other’s undoing. Netflix’s Kylie: https://www.netflix.com/au/title/82075657 - Sign up to The Fifth Trimester Fix The Fifth Trimester bangers playlist Follow us: @the_fifth_trimesterSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Transcribe →An Elaborate Celebrity Ghosting & Why It’s Giving Bella PTSD 👻
May 2500:28:27Tap to summarizeBuckle up, fellas, because we’re starting the ep with some incredibly graphic CELEB SEX STUFF, and it’s all thanks to Real Housewives star Brandi Glanville’s latest act of TMI. Then, Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift stepped out for a very public date night over the weekend, and yes, they looked extremely loved up. But there’s something Trav did that has given us the collective ick. Have you been following the absolutely wild Katie Price romance drama? The British star’s love life is making headlines for all the wrong reasons after her whirlwind marriage to fourth husband Lee Andrews, and her very public ghosting on the global stage has reminded Bella of the time she, too, was also strung along by a not-so-keen fuckboy. Only Bella’s version involves a kidney transplant. Then we’re chatting about the show of the moment, Off Campus. We both kinda hate it, but Producer Kate wants us to stick with it for a very unexpected reason. And of course, our ins and outs for the week include the perfect pair of affordable baggy jeans, a cute hobby we can all try out, and why BB is RAGING against this latest homewares trend. - Mentions: Brandi thinks she caught something... in her throat James Valentine’s Australian Story ep: A Year of Living Gratefully Lu’s baggy jeans from Glassons Katie Price Song Credit Sign up to The Fifth Trimester Fix The Fifth Trimester bangers playlist Follow us: @the_fifth_trimesterSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Transcribe →Are You A Beta Mum?
May 1800:32:09Tap to summarizeIt’s a glorious week for entertainment, with the telly absolutely bursting with options. From the return of Rivals on Disney+ to the hotly anticipated Kylie Minogue documentary dropping on Wednesday, we’ve got your viewing schedule sorted. Who else spent the weekend glued to the 70th Eurovision Song Contest? We’re unpacking it all, from Our Delta’s powerful rendition of Eclipse to the new earworm of the moment, Bangaranga, its philosophical meaning and how it can be applied to just about everything. In silly parenting news, there’s yet another new label to box ourselves into - the “beta mum”. What do we think? And why is Jessica Simpson’s latest move the perfect example of a beta mum in action? Then, we’re taking a look at John Travolta’s kooky new look and the curse of the upper bleph on men. Finally, our ins and outs for the week include a new cake trend and some BIG feelings about the vintage Country Road bag. Mentions: Root Touch Spray Longchamp Le Pliage Weekender Sign up to The Fifth Trimester Fix The Fifth Trimester bangers playlist Follow us: @the_fifth_trimesterSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Transcribe →We’re Worried About Lena Dunham
May 1100:26:50Tap to summarizeStaring your week with a hilarious dispatch from Lu’s dating life, which BB accidentally derailed in spectacular fashion. Also, there’s one elderly king dominating our feeds right now - the big dog, Sir David Attenborough, who just clocked ~triple~ digits. There is only ONE book millennial women are currently reading, or inhaling through their ear holes, and it’s Famesick by Lena Dunham. We’re unpacking the memoir of the moment and why we’re feeling protective over the Girls creator. Did she share too much? Do we love her for it? Or are we about to tear her down (again) for doing exactly that? Plus, Rihanna has broken the interwebs with her new tattoo, and it’s got BB seriously second-guessing her own upcoming ink. Naturally, we take a trip down memory lane and revisit some of Tinseltown’s most terrible tatts. And finally, our ins and outs include a low-touch way to do your hair, THE sherpa jacket of the season and a bone to pick with late-night gigs. Mentions: Sign up to The Fifth Trimester Fix Famesick by Lena Dunham Pile Lined Fleece Relaxed Silhouette Cardigan in Olive Test your iron levels The Fifth Trimester bangers playlist Follow us: @the_fifth_trimesterSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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