Transcript
A (0:04)
Hello there, everyone. I'm Kennedy along with Paul Morrow, Richard Fowler, Charlie Hurt, and Cat Timf. It's five o' clock here in New York City and this is the five. Well, the commie is in control as socialist Zoran Mamdani looks to go mainstream. New York City's former freshly minted mayor not wasting any time enacting his far left agenda during his first two days in charge of the largest city in America by immediately seizing the means of executive orders, revoking the ones his predecessor Eric Adams signed on Israel and anti Semitism. And the revolution started very fast. Iran literally getting sworn in by the OG Krusty Krab socialist Bernie Sanders.
B (0:55)
Thank you to the man whose leadership I seek most to emulate, who I am so grateful to be sworn in by today, Senator Bernie Sanders. We will replace the frigidity of rugged individualism with the warmth of collectivism. I was elected as a democratic socialist and I will govern as a democratic socialist. I will not abandon my principles for fear of being deemed radical.
A (1:20)
Yet the rich will abandon the city in droves. Just watch. Naturally, the democratic socialist A list was in the front row. Bernie and AOC addressing the comrade ceremony. New York City has chosen the ambitious pursuit of universal child care, affordable rent and housing, and clean and dignified public transit for. And we have chosen that over the distractions of bigotry and the barbarism of extreme income inequality.
C (1:56)
Iran's opponents have called the agenda that he campaigned on radical communistic. Oh, and absolutely unachievable. Really. That's not what we believe.
A (2:21)
Is Bernie okay? He thinks that he might have had a nip at a little bit of the mayoral sherry there, Charlie.
D (2:31)
He got into the eggnog a little early.
A (2:33)
Well, let's talk about the line that is setting tongues wagging across the landscape. It's the frigidity of rugged individualism versus the warmth of the collective.
D (2:45)
America versus the Soviet Union. Yeah, and seriously, I know that both of his parents were professors. I don't know if they ever looked up the word collectivism, but there's another word for it, fascism. And of course, fascism always comes dressed as socialism, as you know better than anybody.
C (3:04)
It is.
D (3:05)
It's kind of. It's sort of amusing to watch all of this. To me, the more alarming part of it is, I don't know that he sells outside of New York. I think he's probably a little bit more impressive than Barack Obama, who is, you know, famously not very smart. I don't think this guy is very smart. I Don't think this guy is going to transform his silly, you know, college dorm room ideas about governing into anything more serious. To me, the far more serious concern about it is that you have people like AOC, who I think is probably a whole lot more effective at politics outside of New York, that she's so enthralled with him and whether or not he does manage. And I love the fact that you have Bernie up there, you know, and Mamdani saying that he's not going to sell out to the party bosses and the wealthy, even though, of course, Bernie Sanders. That's exactly what Bernie Sanders did. He sold out to the party officials in order to hand the party over to Hillary Clinton and to Joe Biden. So whether or not this actually goes beyond the borders of New York City, I don't know. But it is truly, truly sad that the economic capital of the world has been turned over to this ridiculous person.
