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Greg Gutfeld
Hello, everyone.
Emily Compagno
I'm Emily Compagno along with Joey Jones, Jessica Tarloff, Jesse Waters, and Greg Gutfeld. It's five o' clock in New York City, and this is the five anti ice insanity erupting in 21 cities and a Christie Noem presser. A shocking scene in Los Angeles as California Democratic Senator Alex Padilla barged his way into DHS Secretary Kristi Noem's news conference on the LA riots, only to be forcefully removed and handcuffed while on the floor watch.
Jessica Tarloff
Hands up. Hands up.
Jesse Waters
I'm Senator Alex Padilla.
Emily Compagno
I have questions for the secretary because.
Jessica Tarloff
The fact of the matter is a half a dozen violent criminals that you're rotating on your. On your.
Jesse Waters
Back.
Jessica Tarloff
All right, cool. Lay flat. Lay flat.
Jesse Waters
Other hand, sir.
Jessica Tarloff
Other hand.
Emily Compagno
Well, Senator Padilla and Secretary no met afterwards for 15 minutes. They swapped phone numbers and it was cordial and beneficial. Here's what they had to say.
Joey Jones
Are you physically hurt?
Jesse Waters
Senator Padilla, let's come to the microphone, please. If this is how this administration responds to a senator with a question, if this is how the Department of Homeland.
Jessica Tarloff
Security responds to a senator with a question, you can only imagine what they're doing to farm workers, to cooks, to day laborers.
Greg Gutfeld
If he had requested a meeting, I would have loved to have sat down and had a conversation with him. That coming into a press conference like this is political theater.
Emily Compagno
And Padilla wasn't the only showboating Democrat today. Blue state Governors Tim Waltz, J.B. pritzker and Kathy Hochul were on Capitol Hill as Republicans hammered their state sanctuary policies and refusal to deport dangerous illegals. He found a sleeping woman on the subway, lit her on fire, and burned her alive. This is in Kathy Hochul's New York. These crimes are horrific because of your. Because of your sanctuary state policies.
Jessica Tarloff
I don't know how many hearings we.
Emily Compagno
Gonna have about the fact that there's.
Jessica Tarloff
Been this one immigrant that killed this one person.
Emily Compagno
People can't afford basic needs, and you're ripping our loved ones away from us because you don't have the courage to fix our broken immigration system. All right, Greg Gutfeld. I want to go to Senator Padilla. The DHS called it theater. Right? They said that he didn't identify himself. He had no senator pin. He forcefully lunged. Would you describe this as a stunt by the senator?
Jesse Waters
I don't know. I just. Do we have to keep reminding Democrats that Trump was nearly killed 11 months ago. It was a fraction of an inch away from death, and it's like they still don't take that seriously. They spent more time on Elon Musk's salute. Do you remember that? So this douche thinks he can plow in after his party spent I don't know how many years demonizing Trump and, by extension, supporters and his cabinet? You know, you don't know what security is going to do. He. He was lucky he wasn't flattened. And if they had acted differently, who knows what would have happened? I don't know who that guy is. Maybe they didn't know who that guy was. If they didn't act correctly, they could have lost their jobs. But Padill. Padilla. Padilla. Padilla. Shows why you need order and grownups. This is a microcosm. Some guy bursts into a presser shouting, expects to be treated preferentially. He expected his invasion to be allowed. What does that sound like their policy with illegal criminals? He just represented that. You will see that video more than you will see the riots that the media denies. It'll be all over the place, which means we should treat it just the way the legacy media media treats the riots. That was basically a mostly peaceful hug, you know, and by the way, whatever he would say. Gavin Newsom tweets, if you handcuff a US Senator, what will they do to, like, citizens? Dude, I would assume the same thing, because according to you idiots, no one is above the law that. Can I just touch on the. On the hearings, watching Stefanik eviscerate Hochul, this is where responsibility meets virtue signaling. And for so long, it required no responsibility. All you had to say was sanctuary city because you didn't have to live it. Now people lived it. Hochul had no defense at all because she had no defense. What are you gonna say? Yeah, I didn't have a sanctuary city. How can the Dems not see that their policies and their beliefs made Trump's presidency inevitable? You know, MAGA didn't just elect Trump. Democrats did.
Emily Compagno
You know, by the way, Senator Padilla was supposed to play first base at the Congressional baseball game, but then he flew back to LA to do this. And as everyone's Central Park Softball League resident catcher, you don't abandon your post. All right? You don't abandon your first base. All right? Jesse. The media coverage over the hearings today called it a. It devolved over the treatment of immigrants. But isn't the point that it's actually about the treatment of laws that is ignoring them, and the treatment of law enforcement that is blatant obstruction and assaulting them, and the treatment of citizens that is deprioritizing them and putting them in danger. Like, as always, the media totally misses the point.
Joey Jones
Say, I. E. 1.
Emily Compagno
I counted three, I. E. How about that?
Joey Jones
Yeah, the hearings didn't go well today for the Democrats. It's just a bad day for the Democrats. They just are such a bad party. I'm not even taking them seriously anymore. Real men do not let their emotions take over them. Okay? This is what Code Pink does, Jessica. They run and they scream and they cause a scene. Real men don't almost cry at a press conference when they just bum rushed a woman. And Greg's right. He didn't seem like a senator. He seemed like a crazy man impersonating a senator. No one knows who Alex Padilla is. Is his name Alex? No one knows who this guy is. He's not Fetterman. He's not Lindsey Graham. No one recognized him. Oh, it's the junior senator from California. Let's make way. He's a nobody. He's a no name. And these police officers didn't know who he was because he wasn't even wearing his little Senate badge. He wasn't in a suit. This was a stunt. Some would call it gonzo journalism. Some would say, I pulled similar stunts for the Factor, and I did because I was a stupid producer, not a senator. These guys are supposed to move the masses with eloquent words and great uplifting speeches. Or they could legislate, and they could make it illegal to break into the country. So why don't they just do that and drop the nonsense? This guy is doing it because his base is furious that they don't look like they're doing anything. So he has to show the base he's a fighter, and he's doing it for attention, to raise cash. And then he's trying to frame Trump as a dictator because then Trump's guys put him in handcuffs and he's like, my God, I'm a political prisoner. And then everybody says, wow, Trump's really Hitler. And then they shoot him in the head again. That's what the end result of this is gonna be.
Emily Compagno
Jessica, first of all, I love that the two Jessies are twins. That's so cute. You guys started out even coordinate United. United. All right, Jessica, so here's a couple of quotes. So Newsom said, outrageous and shameful. Schumer sickened your boy. Rep. Swalwell said, they are terrorizing our community. And the irony to me is that these guys were talking about the Senator Padilla situation and ICE but when I hear those phrases, I would think they would be talking about throwing Molotov cocktails at law enforcement vehicles or shooting fireworks at the heads of ICE agents, but they're not. Why are they directing their outrage at the. At. At the ICE agents and enforcement of laws rather than those who are destroying them?
Greg Gutfeld
Well, they did speak out about the Molotov cocktails, especially the Boulder incident from a week and a half ago or whenever it was. So I don't think those are really fair comparisons. And Jesse says this is a bad day for Democrats. And I would argue that this is a cataclysmic day for the Trump administration and their immigration policy. Because it turns out that Donald Trump agrees with Democrats about immigration policy. He started out the day on Truth Social saying, oh, the people who work in hotel and leisure, they have some very good people that are working for them. They're very hardworking. And he knows that because he employed a lot of illegals to work at his clubs, like at Bedminster. And he says, well, we should leave those people. We don't want to push them out of their jobs. And then he finishes up the day, he does a press conference and he expands because I guess he heard from his friends and Big Ag, is that what we call it? The agriculture folks who said, hands off our farm laborers. Maybe you should stop going to job sites and picking people up who come and do work that Americans don't want to do.
Jesse Waters
The one who's.
Greg Gutfeld
So now I know he's not good.
Jesse Waters
At people with bad people, you know.
Greg Gutfeld
No, actually he is being very clear that what Stephen Miller is executing, because Stephen Miller is the one who is in charge of this. Stephen Miller.
Jesse Waters
You guys got mad with the worst first. You know, he was doing the worst first. And you were already mad.
Greg Gutfeld
No, I wasn't. I was thrilled with worse first. Lock them all up. The point is 70% of the people who have been taken, like the Maryland are not convicted criminal. You're interrupting me because I want to roll and I'm going to keep going. So Donald Trump's position on this, or at least the one that he said publicly today, and who knows if they actually change the policy, is reflective of exactly what those blue state governors were saying. If you listen to the content of JV Pritzker goes into what Gavin Newsom has been saying, criminals out and protesters, by the way, who have been violent, put them in jail as well.
Jesse Waters
You don't have a process for that.
Greg Gutfeld
That's why they've been arrested.
Jesse Waters
Why is Trump doing this? Because you guys neglected this.
Greg Gutfeld
No, that's why this is happening neglect people who.
Jesse Waters
So now you're going. Now you're upset about the process.
Greg Gutfeld
No, I'm not. I am not upset about the process of getting people who are convicted of a crime out of this country. I'm upset about the process of showing up at immigration court at a Home Depot stop at. At a nail.
Jesse Waters
You were very upset about the Maryland again.
Greg Gutfeld
Now where is he? What? Where is the Mary dad he's with huddling up with his lawyers. They've sued the Trump administration for contempt and he'll get his day in court. Well, which is what everybody wants. A majority of Americans just wants you to be able to see an immigration judge and then send him back to El Salvador but not to seek.
Jessica Tarloff
I kind of want him duck walking in the sea cot and is like white underwear.
Greg Gutfeld
Why until all what's in the.
Jessica Tarloff
I can tell you why if you'll let me talk.
Greg Gutfeld
I didn't interrupt you say it to Greg. Because Greg interrupted me.
Jessica Tarloff
Let me explain why. Because. Because people like you think that immigration is a victimless crime. You truly believe that or you think it's a net positive illegal immigration. I come from a border city that is full of illegal immigrants. So much so that our Mexican restaurants have been closed down for a week and a half because ICE is there invited. Come on in. Help us out a little bit. We have problems. But this idea that illegal immigration is somehow victimless. If it's a victimless crime, and I'm not saying that everyone committing the crime is a bad person. The empathy is not there. Don't mistake my kindness for weakness. If it's a victimless crime, then my nieces don't have to change schools because there aren't enough English speakers in their class to get through a lesson in Dalton, Georgia. If it's a victimless crime, then you don't have a situation where you can't use the health department because it's overran with illegal immigrants. If it's a victimless crime, you. You don't have a situation where every major function in your municipality is overran by illegal immigrants who have been educated and understand what they can come here and get now what they can come here and do. And this idea about cheap labor. Let me tell you what cheap labor did. My dad used to lay brick at $600 a thousand with a four man crew. Get it done well and once it was done, it was done perfectly. Mexicans come across the border, they'll lay it for $300. 1,020 people show up, they do it quick fast, in a hurry, and then it falls over at the end of winter because they didn't do it right. Because not because they're bad people, because they learn to do it with the materials they have. That's the victims of cheap labor, of illegal immigration, of doing things the wrong way. The administration says self deport will put you first in line to get back here. Democrats say, well, there isn't a line to get back here. Well, why the hell isn't there a line to get back here? Maybe because when Trump handed Nancy Pelosi DACA and visa reform and other things in exchange for the wall, she couldn't let him have that policy win in his first term. That's the problem. The partisan politics is the problem. That senator from California who the real insult is, nobody knows who the hell he is. He's showing up like that today. That is the problem that gets nothing done. I'm a big fan of normalizing, treating elected officials in power like regular people. And that's exactly what they would have done to someone else.
Emily Compagno
All right, guys. Up next, Joe Biden's media cheap fakers are at it again.
Jesse Waters
That was a delightful. This program is brought to you by Progress.
Greg Gutfeld
Some commentators on other networks are facing criticism for allegedly downplaying the severity of the Los Angeles riots. And here's why.
Joey Jones
The impact of pictures that people see on their TV tell a story that's not really accurate. I mean, the flames, the cars being burned, the police being thrown, you know, concrete blocks at the police. That's been taken care of by the Los Angeles Police Department.
Emily Compagno
One of them said that in Sacramento.
Jessica Tarloff
By the end of the day it was just like a picnic.
Jesse Waters
I have seen more violence at a Best Buy on a Black Friday than I have in these.
Emily Compagno
Hold on a second.
Jesse Waters
There's a riot outside. We have more so called unrest here when one of our teams wins a championship.
Greg Gutfeld
But is there a case to be made that Democrats should be a little bit more careful about which videos they're spreading? As Puck News journalist Peter Hamby points out, quote, this video tearfully claiming that ICE had rated a Los Angeles elementary school graduation has over 7 million views and turns out that it's totally false. And the Los Angeles Unified School District superintendent has also debunked the story. Jesse, I want to start with you. So I think the world of deep fakes, sheepfakes, I want all of that stuff to be accurate. But I do struggle with the way that the right is time with the L. A riots and Donald Trump calls January six a day of love.
Joey Jones
Well, I don't call it a day of love.
Greg Gutfeld
You definitely have.
Joey Jones
But you guys did run January six.
Greg Gutfeld
Video for two years, but it was accurate.
Joey Jones
Okay, so just run the LA riots for two years and hold hearings when it really happened. These riots, Jessica, because they were a billion dollars in damage. That's what the small business administrator just said on Fox. If this wasn't a riot, why the mayor had to call curfew for the entire area of downtown? If this wasn't a riot, why did the mayor beg all the business community to come help clean it up? If this wasn't a riot, why do we see videos of the Apple store and T mobile getting looted in 7 11? Why have we seen interviews of small business owners crying because their entire jewelry store was looted? If this is what looks like when L A Lakers win the championship, they don't celebrate for six days. Jessica, this is a six day riot. And by the way, January six lasted six hours. This is going on for six days. And why if Trump is provoking it with a National Guard, has it spread to Seattle and New York City? Because there's no National Guard in Seattle, in New York City. So how is he involved with that? Riddle me that, Jessica.
Greg Gutfeld
I'm just ask questions in this block, but I do have an answer for that, but I don't eat a bit. Okay, so the footage is real. But the White House, for instance, is posted a video yesterday of cars burning, but they were from Saturday. Oh, isn't that manipulate? Well, it is. They're telling people that something is going on that had been the fire had been put out days before. Doesn't that make a difference?
Emily Compagno
Well, I think timeliness in that context encompasses the entire duration of the riot. So if we were analyzing this like in the course of the crime, a crime, many crimes, you would include that entire span. So the six days duration, I hear what you're saying, it's not immediate, but I don't think it's irrelevant and I still think it's timely. I feel like, you know, all of, all of the pundits and all of the lawmakers who say that this isn't violent, they haven't seen violence. It is a luxury in my opinion, to hold the position that words are violent, like Pelosi has said, or that all Trump supporters are domestic terrorists, like Maxine Waters has said, but not see that with our eyes. Exactly what that. And that is horrifying. All of the flames, all of the everything. And I feel like they want to pick what. Pick and choose what Laws are in force. So if I misgender someone in California, right, that makes me literally a criminal. But a recidivist rapist in San Jose, oh, he's protected because it's sanctuary. And as Secretary Noem said today at the presser, she said Californians have been conditioned that their actions don't have consequences and now they do. So whether you're a senator or an illegal immigrant or an anarchist getting paid to throw bricks, now you're going to see consequences. Like we just had that woman here in New York City. She threw a Molotov cocktail at a law enforcement vehicle. There were officers inside. She got six years. And there's been a smattering of finally accountability for people torching law enforcement vehicles are getting two and a half, three and a half, even five and a half years. And I just, I feel like these are the same Dems too, that reclassified all of the crimes after Covid. They reduced violent crimes to non violent like stalking. And now they're like, oh, right, the label. No, no, that's non violent because it says here in black and white. But they're missing the forest for the trees. And everyone can see through their lives just by watching the screen.
Greg Gutfeld
I so want to talk about January six pardons, but I do need to go to you, Greg. So I, because I live in reality, I know that these images are going to come up in elections in 2026 and 2028. And do you think they're going to hurt Democrats?
Jesse Waters
I don't, I don't look at this politically. I look at it as a societal issue. And I don't understand why the Dems continue to always side with the people who want to destroy this, this country. And they say, oh, it's only a four square block area. Well, great, do that with fire. You know, there's, you know, there's a four square block blaze going uncontrolled, but, you know, four square blocks, it's kind of what they did in L. A. You know, I love how the Dems say there's no riot, but if there is one, it's Trump's fault. That's pretty interesting too. The media lives in an alternate, alternate universe and the Dems do to the what if universe. What if Trump didn't send the troops? He didn't have to do that. What if it would have been fine. No, we have evidence. What happens? It's called the George Floyd riots. We know what happens when you don't restore order. Lawlessness leads to more lawlessness. You know, we saw it also. We saw it with the Paltzer fire. You guys, like, had a terrible response. It got worse. And like you said, it's a luxury to say this because Trump prevented more chaos. It also amazes me that the media still thinks they matter. After telling us not to believe what our ears and eyes told us about Biden, they're trying to tell us about deep fakes. These guys fell for the Covington kid. They fell for Jussie Smollett. They fell for what the fine people hoax. They fell for drinking bleach in the koi pond. They are susceptible to the deception. The American people were fine. The only deception, the most important deception that we uncovered is. Is the media. And we won't be fooled again. To quote Pete Townsend, won't be fooled again. Jessica, your face, Jessica, you can't in your face me.
Greg Gutfeld
It's my own segment.
Jesse Waters
In your face, Jessica segment.
Jessica Tarloff
Yeah, real quick. You know who didn't fall for it? The American people didn't fall for it. Donald Trump was president, and he won the presidency, by all accounts, by a large margin. And he won the presidency because of everything that happened in the years leading up to him running for president, to include Democrats running January 6th videos ad nauseam. I mean, I think you would agree the message got out about January 6th. The American people had a fair shake at deciding how much it mattered. But what also got out were the riots in 2020 were the way that this is happening. Things where Democrats spit in your face and tell you that it's raining. Oh, Gavin Newsom. These aren't riots. Jimmy Kimmel. These aren't riots. There's nothing going on. Okay, well, the American people get a chance to judge. And if this is the best the Democrats have to offer is riots in response to immigration policy. Man, JD Vance better buckle up because he's got eight years left after these.
Greg Gutfeld
Yeah.
Jessica Tarloff
As president.
Greg Gutfeld
Well, at least Trump is leaving the Marine 28, so that's exciting.
Jessica Tarloff
Are you sure.
Greg Gutfeld
The DNC gives David Hogg the boot after a university meltdown?
Jessica Tarloff
I can't help but feel. And I.
Jesse Waters
Live in a life of illusion. Hi, I'm William Devane.
Joey Jones
This will surely win men back. The Democrats have officially castrated the hog. Metaphorically speaking. The DNC overwhelmingly voting to kick David Hogg out of his vice chair leadership seat and citing gender and diversity rules. In other words, Hogg's not DEI enough. James Carville, no fan of the hog, once warned the DNC how bad of a look this would be for his party.
Jesse Waters
David Hogg made a mistake. Get on with light.
Joey Jones
But if we're going to chase every 25 year old that says some Jack thing out of the party and under.
Jessica Tarloff
The grounds of some allocated positions based.
Joey Jones
On gender or.
Jessica Tarloff
Ethnicity or whatever they.
Jesse Waters
Do, we're just doing the same thing.
Joey Jones
We never learn. So, Jessica, this is your party, so this is your issue. He was a straight white male and just not good enough.
Greg Gutfeld
So the diversity.
Joey Jones
Excuse me, Is he a straight white? Is he straight?
Greg Gutfeld
He is. I also don't think it would be embarrassing. We're gay. Yes, he is straight.
Joey Jones
Oh, he is straight. We think he's straight. Jessica says he's straight, but we haven't.
Greg Gutfeld
I don't know from personal experience, but I believe him to be a heterosexual. I also don't care. This was how they were able to remove him from the DNC. Because he wanted to spend $20 million to go after incumbent candidates. And you shouldn't be doing that from the inside of the dnc. It's pretty simple. They said, I understand that they went with this rule, and I wish that people just been more objective about it or out in the open and said, if you want to fund your super PAC leaders, we deserve. With $20 million and go after incumbents, then you should do that from outside the infrastructure of the party.
Joey Jones
All right, so the. The hog has been circumcised and now he's out on his own roaming around the country.
Greg Gutfeld
Castrated and circumcised are very different.
Joey Jones
Yeah, you're right.
Greg Gutfeld
I mean, I don't want to.
Joey Jones
You're right. This is the first time you've ever corrected me and you've been right.
Emily Compagno
That's not true, but my prompt. Actually, you guys, I. One of the ranches I used to work at, I helped with pig castrations. No, they are gnarly. And I would like to say that I was holding a straight face because I was trying to be strong for all the younger people.
Jessica Tarloff
Tied knot around it, let it fall off.
Emily Compagno
No knife.
Jessica Tarloff
That's what you do with bulls.
Joey Jones
Anyway, so let's talk about this instead.
Emily Compagno
All right. They're killing the messenger. Here's. Here's. This is what they. The Dems were gutted in every voting bloc last election. And the overwhelmingly majority, as we know from recent polls, view the GOP as having strong leaders and as the party of. And I find that so ironic because here they're removing him because he doesn't reflect the change that they stand for, and yet everyone else views the GOP as doing exactly that. So now they're Suing each other to make sure that the right box is checked by their identities. And at the end of the day, the sacrifice, which I love these kyrons so much, it's going to bite them in the face because I hear what you're saying that they don't. They didn't agree he wanted to spend 20 million. But the concept was so true. He was like, you guys have been rotting. All of you incumbents, half the people we talked about in the first block, all of you guys have just laid down roots and decayed in your positions, and you expect us to keep footing your bill. So I applauded the fact that he came in like a breath of fresh air. But the Dems, as Dems do, absolutely assassinate anyone that dares to think differently.
Joey Jones
Assassinate or castrate. I agree. What do you think of the hog?
Jessica Tarloff
Well, here's the deal. His whole platform is to reach men for Democrats, like, give this man some protein, take him to the gym. He looks like a founding member of the Dallas Buyers Club. He's talking about reaching men. I don't know where he's coming from here, but with that being said, I think if he really believed in anything, he would have. He would have changed his name, bought a wig, and said, I am a female. I mean, if he really believed in a platform that he's advocating for, if men can play in women's sports, then David Hogg can have a women's spot in the dnc. In all seriousness, I think the DNC gets to decide. I don't. I don't have a problem with what they're doing. If David Hogg brings any momentum, I don't want him there.
Joey Jones
He could have transitioned and he could have kept his job and he could.
Jesse Waters
Have kept the hog. Just like Leah Thomas, you know, just change your name to Divinia and you're done.
Jessica Tarloff
Right?
Jesse Waters
Right. No, it is true. He's not a black female lesbian. He was out of luck. I feel bad for him. But ultimately, what you're going to see are the remainders of the Democratic Party staying as everybody else leaves, and they can't go anywhere else. Because if you were hired for identity, nobody wants you and you're not there for competence, but they can't go anywhere else. So they become a knot of self preservation. He was a threat. They're like, I don't know what you would call with, but they're not. Is unbreakable. And it's going to get smaller and tighter and the party is just going to get sucked in. If you live by dei, you die by dei. The only way that the Democrat Party can save themselves is by abandoning it. Diversity is not your strength. Diversity is not even a thing. It's simply a description of something. If you have to have the competence in the meritocracy first, then you can go, oh, look, there's one of these and there's one of these and one of these. If you, if you lead with diversity, you're going to have a nice picture on the website, but you're going to have no leadership. You should go from diversity is our strength to leadership is our strength, which is what the Republicans did and that's why they won.
Joey Jones
You know what your strength is?
Jesse Waters
What? That shirts. Thank you. I saw that coming.
Joey Jones
What a shirt.
Jesse Waters
This is my summer shirt.
Joey Jones
Oh, please take it off.
Jessica Tarloff
No, don't do it.
Joey Jones
Up next, Scott Besant smacks down a pesky Democrat. He accused him of sexism.
Greg Gutfeld
An illegal alien from Guatemala.
Jesse Waters
People are crazy.
Jessica Tarloff
Says beer is good. Treasury Secretary Scott Besant getting hit with a sexism charge while testifying before Congress. All cause he checked a Democrat congresswoman who falsely claimed that prices are rising.
Emily Compagno
Prices are rising on many everyday goods.
Jesse Waters
Congress.
Jessica Tarloff
Congresswoman, please don't interrupt me.
Jesse Waters
The time is mine.
Emily Compagno
The time is mine. Please don't interrupt me.
Jesse Waters
I will ask you questions and I will grant you an opportunity to answer them. But please don't interrupt me during my time.
Jessica Tarloff
With pleasure.
Jesse Waters
I know I'm a woman, but please try to limit yourself to answering my questions.
Jessica Tarloff
Greg, could you tell she was a. Did you know she was a woman?
Jesse Waters
Look, I think it's presumptuous. It's presumptuous to assume that she's a woman. I mean, if trans women are women, I still, I would not want to offend her, but this disgusts me. During Pride Month. Jessica, you should be ashamed of yourself. To see a CIS normative white woman attack a gay man during. During Pride month is disgusting. Anyway, I love it when she rather the debate because her facts were wrong. She replaced it with victimhood. But my favorite part was the kind of the exhausted sigh among the room when they heard it. They're like, oh, please, enough of this. Didn't we get rid of this with Biden? Shut up already.
Jessica Tarloff
Emily. Don't you either get to be a member of Congress, one of 435 people that get to run the legislative process, or a victim? Like, you don't get to be both, do you?
Greg Gutfeld
I mean, right?
Emily Compagno
That's a. I was so enraging because first of all, I feel like we saw, like the ego in her. Fighting. This is my time and I will ask the questions. Fighting with the. I'm the victim. I'm the victim. So you're interrupting me. It's so exhausting. It's so woefully old. Like, these guys are playing the same tired playbook. I loved the groan. It was the best thing ever because they exhibited what all of us were thinking when we heard that. And I just feel like the joke's on her because if she's so evolved as to want to amplify women, then doesn't she realize how, again, archaic she sounds by bringing this up like you're not a victim anymore. You are sitting in the legislative. You are sitting literally in the most, like one of the most storied, hallowed seats in the whole country. In the whole world. And you're acting like you're getting trampled on.
Jesse Waters
Typical chick, you know, Jesse, you were.
Jessica Tarloff
Saying in the green room that if we didn't let women in Congress, thoughts like this couldn't happen.
Joey Jones
I was.
Jessica Tarloff
And so explain that.
Joey Jones
Did you just green room me? Only he's allowed to do that.
Jesse Waters
I love it when other people do it.
Joey Jones
Oh, man, you just gave me the green light. Is your name Joey or Johnny? Joey, Johnny, whatever your name is. I was under the understanding that gay guys were allowed to interrupt women. I know straight guys aren't allowed, but a gay guy is different because according to the. The totem poll that you guys set up, a gay white guy is here and a, I guess straight Hispanic woman is here. So he actually has more juice than she does. This is true?
Greg Gutfeld
Actually, no. Because he's a Republican.
Joey Jones
I got it. I got it.
Greg Gutfeld
Okay, you're done.
Jessica Tarloff
Yeah. Jessica, are prices rising?
Greg Gutfeld
Yeah, actually so from our very own Wall Street Journal.
Jessica Tarloff
Yeah, let's hear it.
Greg Gutfeld
Part of the fam. Bam.
Jesse Waters
Nutter Butter.
Greg Gutfeld
Yeah. The price of food edged up. She said everyday goods, while the index for energy was unchanged. So he should have said index for energy. But I don't like the sexism charge. And it also derailed the conversation. And I think what the focus has to be. Democrats got to be really eye on the prize guys. Talking about the economy, talking about the big beautiful bill. Like Scott Bassin said, we've had substantial GDP growth and it is half of what it was last year. He said the jobs numbers a third of last year. We know that the bill is going to add massively to the deficit. He tried to distract and he said, oh, that's from left leaning institutions. That's from the cbo. It's also the tax leaning tax foundation. Right. Leaning veto. Rightly. Stop it.
Jesse Waters
Also the job.
Greg Gutfeld
I don't care. I'm talking about the big beautiful bill. How dare you ugly. I'm reclaiming my time, you sexist.
Jesse Waters
Right.
Greg Gutfeld
16 million to lose their health care and new analysis showing just who's going to benefit, obviously from the tax breaks. We are talking about the richest Americans that are going to get infusions of hundreds of thousands of dollars and the poor are going to be hurt. So I don't want to focus on the sexism. I want to focus on how the economy is performing under Donald Trump and how much worse things are going to get for Americans if this bill goes through in its current.
Jessica Tarloff
No major corrections here, except for there was no sexism to focus on. That was the made up that. The point of this is that she made it up because that's all they have. All right, don't go anywhere. President Trump's got a hidden talent. It's going to hit all the right notes.
Jesse Waters
I don't remember this song. President Trump revealing his secret passion for music and some flute lessons he got as a kid. Roll it, Cornelius. I had flute lessons.
Jessica Tarloff
Can you believe it?
Jesse Waters
I could have been a flutist, and I didn't particularly like it. I don't know, was it for me? My father, mother took me to a place, like an aptitude place to see what I would be good at. Yeah. What I liked and what my talent was at.
Jessica Tarloff
Pretty young, like probably 11 or 12.
Jesse Waters
Went through this process for a couple of days and they came up to my father, they said, you, son is brilliant at music. He'd be an incredible musician. Jesse, you were a flautist, weren't you? You're a flautist. If he had pursued this, he might not never have been president. That would be crushing to you, to.
Joey Jones
Me and to everybody.
Jesse Waters
Is playing a flute hard?
Joey Jones
I've never played anything else, really, so I don't know. Any other questions about my musicality?
Jesse Waters
No, not at all. It seems like a very gay instrument.
Joey Jones
Gay, I would agree, but I was really good at the recorder, which was mandatory. So my music teacher suggested to my mom, why don't you give the kid flute lessons? So that's how I graduated into flute. Is it something I whip out at a party to get girls? No, we're talking the flute. Okay.
Jesse Waters
Jessica. Jessica, in a way, didn't Trump play the Democrats like a flute in your face?
Greg Gutfeld
Sure. You know, this is. It's one of his charming moments, right? Where you see him and you're like, that's a funny, relatable guy. Especially when you look at what he has turned into. That he's been president, United States twice and he's just kind of shooting the breeze, talking about what, you know, life was like when he was young. I don't know.
Joey Jones
Look at him go.
Jessica Tarloff
Well, that I'm not.
Greg Gutfeld
I don't love the dancing, but, you know, it's.
Joey Jones
Jessica, this was on Tuesday. Not to confuse you, I know we don't like to play videos from other fakes.
Jesse Waters
Yes, this is a deep fake. You know, Joey, I think that he could have been a flutist. But with his mindset, he probably thinks he could do anything. If he will it, you can do it.
Jessica Tarloff
He's kind of proven that too. I mean, I think he even won a title in wwe. I mean, the man is a champ.
Greg Gutfeld
And he has a Ph.D. i'm just.
Jessica Tarloff
Impressed that he knew what you call a few flute player is a flutist. Because, I mean, in high school, we just called him stuffed in a locker. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. My son did start with a saxophone and he's graduated to a guitar, so he got way cooler. President Trump, same thing.
Jesse Waters
Emily, do you play any instruments? Guitar, don't you?
Emily Compagno
Well, no, I play the piano my whole life. I still play Stormy. But, you guys, I played the trumpet late in elementary school and middle school which was sort of exciting. A little gnarly. No, I'm sure now nothing. I don't know. Here's the thing. I say this totally respectfully, but when he said that, I was like, oh, I could see it because of his lips, right? I was like, yes, that is perfect. That's the perfect lips for a perfect form.
Jesse Waters
Interesting. Respectfully. Thank you, Emily. I. E. Compagno. 1 More Thing is up next.
Emily Compagno
It's time now for One More Thing. Greg.
Jesse Waters
Oh, tonight's show is great. Except for Emily Compagno, the great Liz McDonald, the wonderful Joe DeVito and Tyrus. That's tonight at 10pm hey, we haven't done this in a while. Greg's. How many nuts? All right, let's roll this tape. Look at this guy. All right, Joey, you're kind of an outdoorsman. How many nuts will he fit in his mouth?
Jessica Tarloff
That's a chipmunk. They're a little bit smaller. I'm gonna go with nine.
Jesse Waters
Ooh, Jessica, a chipmunk, he says.
Greg Gutfeld
I know, but nine, weirdly, was gonna be my guess. So I'm going 10.
Jesse Waters
10.
Joey Jones
I'm gonna go.
Jesse Waters
13, 13.
Emily Compagno
16.
Jesse Waters
All right, 16.
Emily Compagno
Go big or go home, everyone.
Jesse Waters
Yeah, give me a bunch of.
Joey Jones
Come on, let's go. You got this.
Greg Gutfeld
Slow.
Jesse Waters
Come on, buddy.
Emily Compagno
10 more.
Joey Jones
Oh, I'm gonna lose.
Emily Compagno
What a loser.
Jessica Tarloff
There we go.
Joey Jones
I never will.
Jesse Waters
You get the golden squirrel.
Jessica Tarloff
I got some of these at my house, but they used to be alive.
Jesse Waters
Took hours to get that out of me.
Emily Compagno
All right, guys. Jesse.
Joey Jones
All right. Big play at the congressional baseball game last night. Hard grounder up the third basel. Look at August Pfluger. Snagged that diving catch on the ground. Dove over to third to tag him out. Look at him go. The Republicans trounced the Democrats 13 2. It's the fifth year in a row you guys have lost. Jesse, not the party of men tonight. Jesse Waters, primetime Johnny is talking about Father's Day, which is this weekend. Here's a clip. If you did bring guys home to your dad, how would he react?
Jessica Tarloff
Pull out a gun maybe.
Emily Compagno
He'd definitely do something like that.
Joey Jones
Not sure what anybody said there. What were you wonder why Johnny like that. Let me take the squirrel back. Don't do that to the squirrel.
Emily Compagno
All right, Jessica.
Greg Gutfeld
Okay. So more than a thousand people gathered in Minneapolis this weekend for an odd ritual that's become a celebrated community tradition. The sharpening of a 20 foot tall pencil. The pencil was sculpted out of a giant oak tree that belonged to a local family and was knocked over during a storm several years ago. The family decided to make something out of nothing and created an annual celebration that now pulls the community together each year.
Jessica Tarloff
And then Tim Waltz says, beautiful.
Emily Compagno
The economy is thriving. All right, guys, come see me live for my Under His Wings tour this summer. I'll be in Red Bake, New Jersey, Jacksonville and Fort Lauderdale, Florida. And it's a show you won't want to miss with some very special meet and greet options and more. So go to emilylive.com for details and tickets. And also, guys, this Saturday, Lawrence Jones and I will be hosting special coverage of the parade in D.C. celebrating the Army's 250th birthday from 6 to 10pm eastern Saturday night right here, FOX News.
Jessica Tarloff
I will be tuning into that. And when you get done reading under Under His Wings.
Greg Gutfeld
Her Wings.
Jessica Tarloff
Her. Don't do Me like that. When you get done reading that fabulous book by Emily Campagno, pick up behind the Badge. It comes out on Tuesday the 17th. And this book is nine individuals that I'm really close friends with. Some of them are my family. One fireman in it. I've known since I was three years old. I got the book right here, and this is a passion project. I could not be more proud of this. These are nine people that have been there. Our worst days in life are another day on the job for them and get their candid reflections on it, the trauma they've gone through.
Joey Jones
Read the book.
Jessica Tarloff
It's good.
Emily Compagno
I cannot wait to read it. Congratulations. Phenomenal. All right, guys, that's it for us. Have a great night.
Jesse Waters
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Joey Jones
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Jesse Waters
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Podcast Summary: The Five – "Dem Crasher"
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Timestamp: [00:06] - [03:01]
The episode opens with a dramatic recounting of a recent incident where California Democratic Senator Alex Padilla forcibly interrupted Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary Kristi Noem's press conference. The confrontation occurred during a discussion on the Los Angeles riots, leading to Padilla being handcuffed and removed from the venue.
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Timestamp: [02:00] - [05:08]
The discussion shifts to the broader implications of sanctuary policies in blue states. Governors Tim Waltz, J.B. Pritzker, and Kathy Hochul faced criticism from Republicans for their refusal to deport dangerous illegal immigrants. The hosts argue that such policies contribute to increased crime rates and undermine public safety.
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Timestamp: [13:40] - [18:28]
The hosts critique media outlets for allegedly downplaying the severity of the Los Angeles riots. They argue that the media selectively portrays violence to suit their narrative, minimizing the chaos and destruction that occurred over six days.
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Timestamp: [21:51] - [27:21]
The conversation transitions to the Democratic National Committee (DNC) removing activist David Hogg from his vice chair leadership position. The removal is attributed to the DNC's stance on diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) policies, sparking debate among the hosts.
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Timestamp: [36:46] - [38:04]
In a lighter segment, the hosts discuss the recent Congressional baseball game where Republicans dominated, defeating Democrats 13-2 for the fifth consecutive year. This is used as a metaphor for the current state of the Democratic Party.
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Timestamp: [36:21] - [40:07]
The episode concludes with the hosts engaging in the "One More Thing" segment, featuring light-hearted banter and humorous interactions. They discuss various topics, including President Trump's hidden talents and community events like the sharpening of a 20-foot tall pencil in Minneapolis.
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In this episode of "The Five," the hosts provide a vigorous analysis of recent political events, focusing on Senator Padilla's disruptive actions, the impact of sanctuary policies, media biases in reporting riots, and internal conflicts within the Democratic Party. The discussion is interspersed with humor and light-hearted segments, maintaining an engaging and dynamic flow throughout the broadcast. Notable quotes and timestamps underscore the hosts' perspectives, offering listeners a comprehensive understanding of the topics discussed.
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This structured and detailed summary captures the essence of the "Dem Crasher" episode, presenting the key discussions, insights, and host interactions for those who haven't listened to the podcast.