Kilmar Abrego Garcia Back In U.S. To Face Criminal Charges

Summary

Podcast Summary: "Kilmar Abrego Garcia Back In U.S. To Face Criminal Charges" – The Five, FOX News Radio

Release Date: June 6, 2025

In this episode of "The Five," hosted by FOX News Radio, the panel delves into the high-profile return of Kilmar Abrego Garcia to the United States to face serious criminal charges. The discussion spans the implications of his case, the political and media reactions surrounding it, and broader themes of immigration policy and national security. Additionally, lighter segments touch on interpersonal relationships and personal anecdotes, providing a well-rounded conversation for listeners.

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1. Kilmar Abrego Garcia's Return and Criminal Charges

Sandra Smith opens the discussion at [00:05] by introducing Kilmar Abrego Garcia, a suspect alleged to be affiliated with the MS-13 gang. Garcia has been charged in Tennessee federal court with two felonies related to human trafficking, including transporting thousands of undocumented migrants, among them minor children.

Sandra Smith [00:05]: "The Salvadoran, a migrant and alleged MS.13 gang member Kilmar Abrego Garcia is back on US soil after getting charged in Tennessee federal court. He's facing two felonies involving human trafficking for allegedly transporting thousands of undocumented migrants into America, including minor children."

Tom elaborates on the severity of Garcia's alleged crimes at [00:50], highlighting his extensive involvement in human trafficking, firearm and narcotics trafficking, solicitation of child pornography, and involvement in violent acts against rival gang members.

Tom [00:50]: "He was a smuggler of humans and and children and women. He made over 100 trips. The grand jury found smuggling people throughout our country... he trafficked firearms and narcotics... solicited nude photographs and videos of a minor... played a role in the murder of a rival gang member's mother."

2. Media and Democratic Party's Reaction

Sandra Smith discusses the political ramifications at [01:32], pointing out that the charges against Garcia emerged from a routine traffic stop in Tennessee in 2022, which has since been politicized.

Sandra Smith [01:32]: "The charges stem from a traffic stop in Tennessee back in 2022. Abrego Garcia pulled over for speeding and that led law enforcement officers to suspect him of involvement in human trafficking. And now the Democrats and the media are going to have some big questions to answer..."

Jesse Waters expresses strong disdain for the Democrats' handling of the case at [03:06], criticizing their narrative and labeling Garcia as a significant national security threat.

Jesse Waters [03:06]: "I don't want him back here. This is a national security situation. The guy's a designated terrorist... The Democrats don't understand. This is what the party is."

3. Trump Administration's Standpoint and Due Process Debate

Greg Gutfeld counters Jesse Waters' stance at [05:28], advocating for due process and suggesting that Garcia should face the legal system without bias.

Greg Gutfeld [05:28]: "It's a victory for the rule of law that he will go, he'll have his due process and then he'll probably end up in a jail... we should now systematically go through the list and start with Andre Hernandez and all the other people who are alleged to be innocent."

The conversation intensifies as Jesse Waters dismisses due process, labeling Garcia a terrorist and questioning the efficacy of the legal proceedings.

Jesse Waters [03:40]: "He was caught soliciting child porn. He was trafficking humans, drugs, weapons... It belongs somewhere else."

4. Elon Musk and Presidential Interaction

The panel shifts focus to the tumultuous relationship between President Trump and Elon Musk. At [13:00], Greg Gutfeld discusses Trump's refusal to engage with Musk, despite Musk's attempts to communicate.

Greg Gutfeld [15:04]: "And yesterday I was having a great time, you know, wonderful meme day... But two things are really important here. One, we can't take our eye off the prize, which is actually the content of what Elon Musk is talking about."

Jessica Tarlov criticizes Musk's actions and Trump's response, emphasizing the broader implications for national leadership.

Jessica Tarlov [18:34]: "We're facing a group of people who covered up the feeble old man... It makes Watergate look like a jaywalking."

5. Biden's Doctor Subpoena and Health Transparency

A contentious topic arises surrounding the subpoena issued to Joe Biden's doctor, Dr. Kevin O'Connor, by Republican James Comer. Jesse Waters and Greg Gutfeld debate the necessity and implications of this investigation.

Jesse Waters [23:14]: "Republican James Comer just fired off his first subpoena at former White House physician Dr. Kevin O'Connor. They want him to turn his head and cough up what he knows..."

Sandra Smith underscores the importance of transparency regarding President Biden's health, referencing past assurances by Dr. O'Connor about the president's capabilities.

Sandra Smith [27:10]: "This is a person who should provide that transparency to the American public based on what we have seen now..."

6. Lighter Segments: Beauty Study and Fan Mail

The panel engages in a lighter discussion about a study suggesting that individuals may appear more attractive when standing next to someone less attractive. Greg Gutfeld humorously relates this to personal experiences, while Jessica Tarlov dismisses the superficiality of such studies.

Greg Gutfeld [30:37]: "Folks get a beauty boost when they're standing next to someone less cute. Basically, I look better when I sit next to Jesse."

In the Fan Mail Friday segment, panelists share personal anecdotes and humorous stories about their past experiences and pranks, adding a relatable and entertaining layer to the episode.

7. Conclusion and Final Thoughts

As the episode wraps up, the panel reflects on the day's discussions and teases upcoming segments, maintaining an engaging and dynamic interaction throughout. Jesse Waters hints at a personal revelation, adding a touch of intrigue before signing off.

Jesse Waters [40:06]: "I'm going to hold it over her head for quite some time."

The episode concludes with a heartwarming story about a sea turtle named Dilly Dally, symbolizing hope and resilience, and a humorous account of chaos at a livestock auction, providing a balanced end to a content-rich episode.

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Notable Quotes:

• Sandra Smith [00:05]: "The Salvadoran, a migrant and alleged MS-13 gang member Kilmar Abrego Garcia is back on US soil after getting charged in Tennessee federal court."

• Tom [00:50]: "He was a smuggler of humans and and children and women... trafficked firearms and narcotics."

• Jesse Waters [03:06]: "This is a national security situation. The guy's a designated terrorist."

• Greg Gutfeld [05:28]: "It's a victory for the rule of law that he will go, he'll have his due process..."

• Jessica Tarlov [18:34]: "This makes Watergate look like a jaywalking."

• Sandra Smith [27:10]: "This is a person who should provide that transparency to the American public..."

This episode of "The Five" offers a comprehensive look at significant national issues intertwined with personal stories and light-hearted moments, providing listeners with both depth and entertainment.

Transcript

[Tom]

Tom.

[Sandra Smith]

Hello, everyone. I'm Sandra Smith along with Kennedy, Jessica Tarlov, Jesse Waters, and Greg Gutfeld. It is five o' clock in New York City, and this is the Five Box News Alert. Now, the Salvadoran, a migrant and alleged MS.13 gang member Kilmar Abrego Garcia is back on US soil after getting charged in Tennessee federal court. He's facing two felonies involving human trafficking for allegedly transporting thousands of undocumented migrants into America, including minor children. And it gets even more disturbing from there. Attorney General Pam Bondi is laying it all out.

[Tom]

He was a smuggler of humans and and children and women. He made over 100 trips. The grand jury found smuggling people throughout our country. The defendant, alien females, according to co conspirators who were under his control. While transporting them throughout our country, this defendant trafficked firearms and narcotics. A co conspirator alleged that the defendant solicited nude photographs and videos of a minor. A co conspirator also alleges the defendant played a role in the murder of a rival gang member's mother.

[Sandra Smith]

The charges stem from a traffic stop in Tennessee back in 2022. Abrego Garcia pulled over for speeding and that led law enforcement officers to suspect him of involvement in human trafficking. And now the Democrats and the media are going to have some big questions to answer for. After turning Abrego's case into a rallying.

[Jessica Tarlov]

Cry, the Supreme Court orders the Trump administration to return the Maryland father who is mistakenly deported to El Salvador's notorious prison.

[Sandra Smith]

The Maryland father.

[Jesse Waters]

The Maryland father.

[Sandra Smith]

The Maryland father.

[Tom]

He will not return the Maryland father.

[Jessica Tarlov]

Maryland father. The Trump administration claims it is not required to bring back Kilmar Abrego Garcia.

[Jesse Waters]

The Maryland father wrongfully deported to a.

[Jessica Tarlov]

Notorious prison in El Salvador.

[Sandra Smith]

Oh, boy, do we remember Maryland Democratic Senator Chris Van Hollen reacting to the return of Kilmara Brago Garcia to the United States. He said, quote, as I have repeatedly said, this is not about the man. It's about his constitutional rights and the rights of all. The administration will now have to make its case in the court of law, as it should have all along. And get this, the media is still pumping out the Maryland man narrative. Axios just tweeted, quote, breaking wrongly deported Maryland man Kilmar Abrego Garcia is on his way back to the US because that's all it was to the media for quite some time. We saw it headline after headline. Jesse the Maryland Man.

[Jesse Waters]

Not just headlines. Jessica called him the Maryland Man.

[Tom]

No, I didn't.

[Greg Gutfeld]

I used his name like a grownup.

[Jesse Waters]

You called him a Maryland dad. And now the Maryland dad is accused of killing a rival gang member's mom. Ouch. Jessica. But I don't want him back here. I don't think they should have brought him back. This is a national security situation. The guy's a designated terrorist. He belongs somewhere else. What are we going to do? We're going to spend two years and $50 million trying this guy, imprisoning this guy, feeding them, giving them health care and then flying them home? Permission to make an analogy?

[Jessica Tarlov]

Permission granted.

[Jesse Waters]

This is like renting a car and then taking it to a car wash before you return it. What's the point? It's not your car and it's going back anyway. They say they care about the rule of law. They don't. That's why they raided Trump's house and tried to strip him off the ballot and fine them $500 million. They're just trying to throw sand in the process because they want all these guys to stay. And this is not me speaking. This is them saying, we want an underclass here so they could wipe our. You know the word. Jessica, this guy is such a bad hombre. He's the baddest of bad hombres. He was caught soliciting child porn. He was trafficking humans, drugs, weapons. He beat his wife twice with a closed fist. The Democrats don't understand. It doesn't necessarily look bad. This is what the party is. It's a party of lawyers. This is why they spent $7 billion and there's only seven charging stations. This is why they spent billions of dollars and you don't have high speed rail. It's because everybody slows things down. Oh, you have to have a black and a trans person build this thing. Oh, is it on an Indian reservation now? We need to do a survey. This slows down the country. And if you're going to spend all this time on one, dude, no good. They should have left him in El Salvador.

[Sandra Smith]

You know, there's brand new reaction, Jessica, from the White House right now through Caroline Levitt, the press secretary. She issued a statement on the breaking news. The Justice Department's grand jury indictment against Ibrago Garcia proves the unhinged Democratic Party was wrong. And there are stenographers in the fake news media were once again played like fools.

[Greg Gutfeld]

No, I disagree wholeheartedly. And Caroline Levitt as well as other members of the Trump administration, from the President himself to Kristi Noem, lied to the American people when they said that they couldn't bring him back. So we can't do that. It's up to Bukele. Well, I guess he could get him back. And I do think it is a victory for the rule of law that he will go, he'll have his due process and then he'll probably end up in a jail and, and then after that's done, then he'll be deported if it turns out that this is true. But they should now systematically go through the list and start with Andre Hernandez and all the other people who are alleged to be innocent of anything, not convicted of any crimes and bring them back and let them have their day in court. Just put them in front of an immigration judge and do it the legal way. You say we're a party of lawyers. I don't think that's as embarrassing as you think. And you would probably do better if you had more high quality lawyers in your party.

[Jesse Waters]

Lawyers are rated below Congress and Congress is at like 12% approval, right?

[Greg Gutfeld]

It's not about approval, it's about effectiveness. And you show up for a while.

[Jesse Waters]

You think this is effective. Wasting a million dollars. Bring a guy back and forth and back and forth.

[Greg Gutfeld]

The American people are clear about this. A majority support people getting their due process. We know that he has a constitutional right to this. It comes from Antonin Scalia himself affirming it, saying there are due process rights afforded to people who are here illegally.

[Jesse Waters]

He's a terrorist.

[Greg Gutfeld]

He might be. And then he should go to jail and then get deported home.

[Jesse Waters]

He was already home.

[Greg Gutfeld]

It's so strange to me that you're comfortable with people going to a foreign prison camp without getting any semblance of a trial or due process when they haven't even been convicted of anything. I don't understand that. I understand getting people who are here legally out. I understand what the election was about. I am not one of those Democratic deniers that can't see the writing on the wall about the immigration issue. But how can you actually sit here in the comforts of our air conditioned studio or in your big nice house and be comfortable knowing that there are people not convicted of anything left to rot in foreign prison?

[Jessica Tarlov]

He has been convicted.

[Greg Gutfeld]

He has not.

[Jessica Tarlov]

Yes, he has. He's illegal. He's been arrested. And get this, get this. He's not an American citizen. If you want to spend all your attention trying to protect a human trafficker, you can do that. What I love about this is that in order to find this out, we had to send him to El Salvador, which created this unstable hysteria among camera chasing Democrats which Forced this guy's crimes into plain view. Suddenly, the Maryland dad, and that's what you called him, was no Ward Cleaver. More like Freddy Krueger. A wife beating, gang banger, human smuggler. So if the Dems hadn't run to his defense, we might not have seen how bad they are and how stupid your party is. And it's not about the man, says Van Hollen. The Dems compelled us to feel for him. They wanted his name in our heads. I have seen that picture more times than I've seen pictures of my dog Gus. Why does the media always use one picture? I mean, look, the picture is supposed to tell you, hey, he's a normal guy. You know, he doesn't look at child porn. He doesn't embezzle kids. Just look at him with his backward hat, you know? They wanted. They demanded that we abide by their outrage narrative. What they didn't count on was that their poster child for persecution was actually the persecutor. And unlike Van Hollen, I am sincere when I say that scumbag is irrelevant. Not Van Hollen, but he is a scumbag. The criminal. It's the demand that the media and the Democrats have for us to accept their narrative. They did this with George Floyd, they did this with Michael Avenatti, they did this with Jutsy Smollett, they did this with blm, they did this with Greta Thunberg, they did this with Joe Biden, and they did this with Hamas. Did I say BLM yet? Yep. Okay. Every narrative that they feed us turns out to be horribly wrong. They're either a poor judge of character or they don't give an fake whether they're telling the truth or not. The Dems can only blame themselves, Jessica, because they compelled themselves to believe their own narrative. They brainwashed themselves. They weren't prepared for the response. The public refused to believe their fantasy. That enraged them even more. You know, how can you not believe us? We're telling you the truth. No, you've been lying to us forever. Van Holland's got to be. Has got to do a press conference. He spent all his time in front of the cameras. He's got to go out there and deal with this now.

[Sandra Smith]

But if you're gonna spend your time. Kennedy, what about the undocumented females that are allegedly victims of his. Where's Van Hollen and these Democrats fighting for them? I mean, if you read through the sickening details of this now. Grand jury unsealed sealed document. The indictment. Yeah, the jury is alleging among Other troubling findings? He's a member of Ms. 13. He transported thousands of gang members and children, abused undocumented females, and attempted to solicit child porn. How about the victims?

[Tom]

So I think what the Democrat narrative will be that the Maryland dad is quite an entrepreneur because, you know, he had a fun little business where he was shuttling people back and forth. And if you're going to make money, you got to make the most money. And that's by getting kids into the country illegally because their parents will pay thousands of dollars. They'll borrow it, they'll steal it. It doesn't matter what they do. And, you know, if Van Hollen is so in love with the Constitution, why didn't he take the Constitution for margaritas? Why did he take a gang member? And, you know, it's like Democrats are sitting here every day. We hear about, you know, a new focus group and a new study and a new concentration of pearl clutchers who are so worried about how they got so off message and how do we lose populism to Republicans. It's like by doing stuff like this, you know, it's like you choose who you defend. And instead of defending, you know, defenseless women who are beaten and killed by awful people who happen to be here illegally, which, you know, does make up a minority of the people who are in this country undocumented, but they're not looking out for them. They're not looking out for the 200,000 children who, who have gone missing in this country. This is the person that they chose to defend. And what happens is when his real biography is written with the actual facts, it's very damning for them. But that's what they chose to bet on. And unfortunately for them, it's another losing proposition.

[Sandra Smith]

Any final thoughts?

[Tom]

Jessica?

[Jessica Tarlov]

Why does she get final thoughts?

[Greg Gutfeld]

Because she's the victim on this panel. My final thought is that when this was being litigated first, when he was first deported to cpot, Donald Trump's approval rating went down because the American public wanted due process.

[Jessica Tarlov]

Oh, you were so right, by the way. Can you explain to me what due process is? No, you're not. Sorry.

[Greg Gutfeld]

When you say that we have to stop doing it.

[Jesse Waters]

Sorry, I couldn't help it.

[Tom]

Final thought?

[Greg Gutfeld]

Okay, no final thoughts.

[Jessica Tarlov]

I'm going to Grand Rapids tomorrow. Okay.

[Sandra Smith]

Up next is a big, beautiful truce in the works.

[Tom]

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[Tom]

Oh, Mariah, looks like we're not getting that big, beautiful truce. Well, not yet, at least. President Trump telling Brett Bear today that he is not interested in talking to Elon Musk. And that, quote, elon's totally lost it. And like any breakup, he's giving his stuff back. President Trump is thinking about something, selling the Tesla he purchased back when he was trying to help promote Elon Musk's company. It has been parked for three months at the White House. However, the commander in chief was taking calls this morning, just not from Elon.

[Jessica Tarlov]

Watch you call the president on his.

[Tom]

Cell phone at 645.

[Jesse Waters]

He picks up, said Elon wants to talk to him. He's not ready to talk to Mosque, who he called a man who has lost his mind.

[Jessica Tarlov]

Someone who just got off the phone with the president. CNN chief political correspondent Dana Bash joins us now by phone. Dana, what did he tell you?

[Tom]

Good morning, John. Well, he said that he, quote, well, here's exactly what he said. Quote, I'm not even thinking about Elon. He's got a problem.

[Greg Gutfeld]

The poor guy's got a problem.

[Tom]

He said he won't be speaking to him for a while, but he said he wishes Elon Musk well. But some Democrats are split on the big, beautiful breakup. One lawmaker warming up to the idea of, of bringing Musk back into the tent. But others, like AOC were spiking the football.

[Greg Gutfeld]

Oh, man, the girls are fighting, aren't they?

[Jessica Tarlov]

If Donald Trump is smart, the first thing he's going to do is fire, investigate, and prosecute all of Elon's people.

[Jesse Waters]

Democrats have to be a big tent party. And the way we do that is by bringing in people like Elon Musk and anyone else who would be open to the idea of competent government.

[Jessica Tarlov]

The Dems. We've been dumping all over Musk and vandalizing Teslas or whatever, and now suddenly, now we might, might be more back into him.

[Tom]

So, Jessica, is it okay for Democrats to dust off their Teslas and start driving them again?

[Greg Gutfeld]

Yeah, totally. I think it's okay for you to keep doing it. I did see one on the Merritt Parkway where they had, you know, like the Tesla sign is the T, but it said resist. So it was like resist on it. So it was a combination of I don't like you, but also, this is a peak performance car and I personally am a fan of Teslas. I love how Trump called everyone to say, I'm not thinking about Elon Musk. Like, classic.

[Tom]

You just got dumped.

[Greg Gutfeld]

Yeah, totally. You know, all my speed dials, like, hey, Brett, not thinking about him at all. What's going on with you? It was. He called. I don't know. Something's in my ear. Brett called him. Okay. Anyway, Trump wants to talk about it. He's upset about it.

[Tom]

He's answering the phone.

[Greg Gutfeld]

He does, but that he loves, but he doesn't sleep and he loves the phone, so this all makes sense. Definitely not.

[Tom]

Do you have his number?

[Greg Gutfeld]

No, but I'm sure other people at the table can help me out.

[Tom]

Do you have his number?

[Jesse Waters]

No comment.

[Greg Gutfeld]

Okay, so this is all fine, right? Like the Real Housewives of the Oval Office. And yesterday I was having a great time, you know, wonderful meme day. Twitter's got its groove back, all of that. But two things are really important here. One, we can't take our eye off the prize, which is actually the content of what Elon Musk is talking about. And that is this big, beautiful bill. So he's upset because personally, it's an attack on his companies because of getting rid of the energy credits. But he's right about ballooning the deficit. He is right about that you don't need those kinds of tax cuts. And he's right, and others as well, that you're going to be throwing millions of people off of their health insurance. The other part of this, and I heard it all the time, you know. Well, it's so amazing. We have a transparent administration back in office and we're respected around the world. It is the exact opposite. We are the laughingstock of the world. Literally. The Internet across the globe is making fun of America.

[Jesse Waters]

No.

[Tom]

What?

[Jessica Tarlov]

The Internet, making fun of America. I don't think I'm going to sleep tonight.

[Greg Gutfeld]

I'm not just saying, like random, like big balls accounts. I'm talking about, like Medvedev, all of the Russians.

[Jessica Tarlov]

Everyone in the government was tweeting about this.

[Greg Gutfeld]

Well, if this were reversed, you would be making so much fun. No, it couldn't actually. We couldn't possibly be reversed.

[Jesse Waters]

No, it can't be.

[Jessica Tarlov]

It's impossible to be reversed. It's impossible because you guys don't do anything in front of other people. You did five years.

[Greg Gutfeld]

You said Joe Biden basically died in front of everyone.

[Jessica Tarlov]

Mass Inception entirely designed to trick a country. Look, if this feud we're having in a vacuum, I might feel differently, right? But I will gladly embrace a feud over a fraud. This isn't a backroom cover up of a horror show of a presidency. It's not a massive deception engineered to trick a country. This is an open quarrel between patriots, one who's risking his empire and another who risked his life, both for this country. And we understand it. We understand what's going on here, but the Dems don't, because the idea of fighting over principles, honesty, transparency, is so alien to them. They're thinking, like, dude, why don't you guys just lie? I mean, that's what we do. We had an incapacitated president and we pretended he was real. Why are you guys fighting? Haven't you ever heard of lockstep?

[Greg Gutfeld]

No.

[Jessica Tarlov]

We have Republicans, libertarians. We have a tolerance for risk. We're okay with arguments. We're even fine with infighting. This isn't even that interesting to me. It isn't. And, you know, Musk, to his credit, is directing a hell of a lot of attention to. To something that is existential. The economic debt crisis. And that's important. He's doing everything he can to do that. And he's mad at Trump for not getting there fast enough. But if you were to ask a Democrat who's right, most of them wouldn't have an answer, because the answer doesn't matter in their world. It doesn't matter. This might be ugly, it might be passionate, but it's another day in the office for adults.

[Tom]

All right, but will they make up, Sandra? I mean, that's. That's what people are worried about, who have a great deal of admiration for both of these men, and they feel like steel, sharpen steel, and they're better together.

[Sandra Smith]

And the question is, if they do, is it for political reasons or economic ones? We know that, that Elon Musk has taken a big money hit as a result of this. It's cost him dearly. Tesla tank. Tesla shares tanked Yesterday, as you saw, 14%. His personal wealth has taken a hit. Estimate about $34 billion. So we'll see. I'm going to make a prediction. If they do get back together, forgive each other and this relationship, you know, comes back together. He's going to drive up in a Tesla. I mean, remember the red Tesla? I'm very interested what Trump does with the Tesla. He bought that for $80,000 in a show of support, he said, for Elon Musk at the time of the Molotov cocktails and the destruction of the property in the cars. I think he drives up in a cybertruck.

[Jessica Tarlov]

You know, you gave me an idea. The person that buys that car will have a piece of history.

[Sandra Smith]

That's a live look. It's for staff use. Of course, the President can't drive during his time in office, but he bought it. He put. It's in the lot. Staff can use it.

[Jessica Tarlov]

I'm gonna buy it.

[Greg Gutfeld]

What happens with the deadlock?

[Tom]

Jesse's already on his phone.

[Jesse Waters]

I mean, Stephen Miller's been up in that car. I don't want to touch that thing.

[Tom]

Wow, Jesse.

[Jesse Waters]

I mean, America's heartthrob. Who knows what happened in the backseat. Ukraine just took out half the Russian bombers. Russia's not laughing at Elon Musk right now. They're trying to get their act together. Jessica, you know when you get into a fight with somebody and then you sleep on it and you wake up feeling differently? Well, Musk woke up feeling differently and Trump didn't. Yeah, he was like, can we have a call? Trump said, no, I'm going to doze the Tesla. This guy was treated like Trump's son. He took him to the ufc, flew him around on his plane.

[Greg Gutfeld]

He.

[Jesse Waters]

He gave him a villa at Mar a Lago. And then the next day he says he should be impeached because he's a pedophile. This is the centerpiece of the Trump agenda. Military spending, the wall, tax relief. Drill, baby, drill. I don't think Musk is politically savvy to understand what he was doing. Cuz he's not a politician. He just says whatever he feels. And that's fine. He has every right to. But it's going to cost him. It's absolutely going to cost him because he's going to be out of the mix for a little bit. While he's also. Maybe he's savvier than we think. Maybe he's trying to distance himself from MAGA so he can sell more cars to libs who the hell knows what he's thinking. But right now it's not good. The Democrats, you're right, cannot capitalize on this thing. The things they're saying don't even make any sense. On Tuesday, they said the guy was a Nazi who killed 300,000 people. And now they're like, yeah, big tent, come back. That makes no sense at all. Trump looks good here because he didn't give Musk what he wanted. It shows that he can't be bought and he's taken the high road after the Epstein hit. And this BBB is on pace for July 4th.

[Tom]

I don't know. I'm with Thomas Massie here. He told me in the Daily Mail yesterday, I trust the guy who can land Rockets backwards to do the math rather than the politicians in dc.

[Jesse Waters]

Well, he said going to Mars was easier than dealing with dc.

[Tom]

Yeah, that's true.

[Jesse Waters]

I trust the politicians with this one.

[Tom]

All right, well, coming up next, I hope there's no medical malarkey here. Joe Biden's doctor gets a big subpoena. Oh, Joe, my eyes.

[Jessica Tarlov]

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[Jesse Waters]

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[Tom]

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[Jesse Waters]

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[Tom]

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[Jesse Waters]

You'Re one. You're one disgusting person. And don't encourage him. I know we're on tv. This guy is disgusting.

[Jessica Tarlov]

I just said I'm having a colonoscopy in a month. Big deal.

[Jesse Waters]

Because you wanted to, not because you needed to. Paging Dr. Cover up. Republican James Comer just fired off his first subpoena at former White House physician Dr. Kevin O' Connor. They want him to turn his head and cough up what he knows at a sworn deposition on June 27, just two weeks before Greg's colonoscopy. You may recall this is the same doc who said Joe Biden was one sandbag fall away from being put in a wheelchair. And now Trump's chiming in. Not about Biden's balance, but his signature. The biggest scandal of the last many years is the auto pen and who's using it.

[Jessica Tarlov]

I happen to think I know, okay? Because I'm here and I'm not a.

[Jesse Waters]

Big auto pen person.

[Jessica Tarlov]

Fortunately, I'm glad.

[Jesse Waters]

I'm very glad. It's an easy way out, but it's. It's a very bad thing.

[Jessica Tarlov]

Very dangerous. Essentially, whoever used the auto pen was the president.

[Jesse Waters]

And that is wrong. It's illegal and so bad, and it's.

[Jessica Tarlov]

So disrespectful to our country.

[Jesse Waters]

Meanwhile, Bill Clinton hit the jackpot, showing up on the View and surrounded by more women than his legal team usually allows. Bubba went on to blame Biden's staff for the debate flop. Look at that debate.

[Jessica Tarlov]

For example. What happened in the 10 days before his debate?

[Jesse Waters]

And what were the White House staff thinking?

[Jessica Tarlov]

He went to Europe and back twice, and then he went to California once.

[Jesse Waters]

And he was 80 years old.

[Jessica Tarlov]

What the heck is he doing that for? He's sick.

[Jesse Waters]

What do you think Bill and the ladies did after the show?

[Tom]

I don't think we can discuss this on a family show, Jesse. I think that it was. I think it was lurid. I think it was racy. I think they probably all had to leave their burner phones in a yonder bag. And, you know, they're doing it because they feel like they're patriots.

[Jesse Waters]

So the doctor is gonna get a subpoena.

[Tom]

Yeah.

[Jesse Waters]

And what comes next?

[Tom]

Well, he's going to invoke doctor patient privilege and say that, you know, these are protected discussions. But at some point, you know, do you remember the way that Ronny Jackson was peppered at that famous press conference about Trump's health? And people were screaming at him like, is he on antipsychotic medication? Does he have a coronary aneurysm? Like, what's going on here? It has to be something. He's insane. And, you know, Kevin o' Connor was never held to the same level of scrutiny. And why? I mean, I think we should have a uniform way that we press White House physicians, because no matter who holds the office, we deserve to know what's wrong with them.

[Jesse Waters]

Wasn't it strange that you have the oldest president ever, Jessica, and the doctor never gave a press conference?

[Greg Gutfeld]

I guess so. I'm all for transparency on this. The damage was done from it. The American public said there's absolutely no way we're going to be voting for him. So then we had a different candidate, and she still didn't end up winning. And the majority of Americans think he was much too old to do this. And we should hear from this doctor. I like the idea of having a policy that there have to be, you know, twice annual press conferences from the House White House physician and tell us what's going on there, and any specialist. I think that everyone should sign on to that, including President Trump. But you must be upset that Comer is in charge of another investigation because he's batting zero. Right. He promised a Biden impeachment, and it has delivered absolutely nothing over the years.

[Jesse Waters]

Well, and so we got a knockout blow at the debate. I'd take that. Also saved a lot of timer. No, but it doesn't matter. The same thing happened. Joe was out. What do you think about the auto pen? Donald Trump calls it the most salacious scandal in the history of the country.

[Sandra Smith]

Well, I think that's bottom line, what the American public is most concerned about. If they were not privy to the decline of President Biden, obviously, who was behind the auto pen. But, Jessica, you say you're all for the transparency. It's o' Connor, the doctor who's saying he's refusing to do it. He was asked to volunteer to come in and testify. He said it violates DC Code, violates the American Medical association code of ethics, violates patients privilege. So Comer's making the point. This is critical to the committee's investigation. I think the American public, based on what we've seen now, and this isn't about him ending up in a wheelchair, because apparently staff was concerned that if he was reelected, he would, because of his physical health, ended up in a wheelchair. This obviously brought the mental decline. This is a doctor who said that he's been overseeing Biden's health since 2009, claimed that I had never had a better commander than Joe Biden. He all along the way was assuring the American public that this was a healthy, capable man all the way up into his run for a second term in office. So this is a person who should provide that transparency to the American public based on what we have seen in the decline of Joe Biden.

[Jesse Waters]

Now let's go to the most transparent person on the set.

[Jessica Tarlov]

You know what's interesting about the View? It's the only show Hillary lets Bill do because he knows even he won't bang that crew. I took me. You all right there? Yeah, I did that for you. I mean, like, I judge people by the appearance of their doctor. He doesn't even look healthy. No, he looks really, really dying for a while. Yeah, they should actually talk to Joe's coroner, not his doctor, clearly. I mean, do we still have proof of life? Do we even know that's Joe Biden? Little conspiracy there, because it's Friday. When you look at the state of the world, whether it's the Middle East, Ukraine, and I'll include Mexico, their drug trade, China with fentanyl. This isn't just about a feeble old man. This is about a group of people who covered up the feeble old man, you know, so they could maintain power. And the country went to hell. This makes Watergate look like a jaywalking. So I think, you know, they had a show trial for January 6, produced by an ABC producer for One Day that Blew up in their face. This is not going to be a political stunt. We need to get the attention on what happened because people died because of this cover up and every. I mean, it's. I mean, just looking at the damage by the border, a crumbling border, because of a crumbling president. Cause and effect.

[Greg Gutfeld]

Amen.

[Jesse Waters]

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[Greg Gutfeld]

You can't get it. Welcome back. Do your ugly friends make you hotter? A new study says yes. Folks get a beauty boost when they're standing next to someone less cute. Basically, I look better when I sit next to Jesse.

[Sandra Smith]

Oh, my God.

[Greg Gutfeld]

This feels completely true. Like, if you go into a bar, right? I'm talking to you, less cute friend.

[Jesse Waters]

Are you inviting me to a bar? Let's go.

[Greg Gutfeld]

Okay, in 18 minutes, we'll go. But, like, if you go for the less attractive girls, you have a higher likelihood of getting them. Remember and it was in A Beautiful Mind and like John Nash, when he was.

[Jesse Waters]

Wait, are you saying. Are you saying I should aim lower?

[Sandra Smith]

No, you aim the highest.

[Greg Gutfeld]

And you did great. Emma is super hot. Can you just say something about this? We have limited time.

[Jesse Waters]

I don't know. I really don't look at things like this. I really don't. I really don't. I think this is kind of beneath the show to be talking about this. Kind of superficial.

[Greg Gutfeld]

Let's talk about coloscopy, Greg.

[Jessica Tarlov]

Okay, so this. I don't see ugly people. I see people who make ugly choices.

[Jesse Waters]

You're gonna say, I see through them?

[Jessica Tarlov]

Yes. If you work out, if you dress better than the average schmuck, if you practice basic hygiene and grooming, you could be hot. In fact, there is no excuse for somebody between the ages of 18 and, say, 27 to be unattractive because you have all the natural stuff going for you. Your body, you got the metabolism. If you're ugly, it's on you. And it kind of ticks me off because I didn't have YouTube growing up. You can go on YouTube. There are tutorials for everything. I had to deal with acne on my own, so Stridex didn't help. I had a cow. Like, I had a cowlick in seventh grade. I used tape. But you kids, you teens, you adults, you all have these tools on YouTube. There's no excuse to be ugly.

[Greg Gutfeld]

Thank you Kennedy.

[Tom]

Well, there is something to aesthetic technology. You're absolutely right. I mean, there's so many ways that you can improve your hotness. All you have to do is turn on TV and look at the number of, like, attractive attorneys, talking heads, especially on Fox News. And it's like, if you graduated from law school 30 years ago, you were unattractive, but now you can get extensions and filler green contacts and all sorts of things. And the fact that. Having said that, I realized after hearing about the study, I've always had more attractive friends and I was the ugly one. And that makes me so sad.

[Jessica Tarlov]

No, no.

[Sandra Smith]

Am I the only one who thinks this is so totally obvious? Like, if, you know, there's an attractive boy at the bar. I mean, this study was 18 to 24 year olds. So you're, like, going out right handers and you know you want to go flirt with this person. You're not gonna grab your hottest friend to be your wingman, right?

[Tom]

Is that why you asked me to go see Wilco?

[Sandra Smith]

That was fun.

[Tom]

That was fun.

[Jessica Tarlov]

Oh, you kids.

[Greg Gutfeld]

Okay, fan Mail Friday is up next.

[Jessica Tarlov]

This world can hurt you it cuts you deep and leaves a scar Things.

[Tom]

Fall apart but nothing embrace if you.

[Jessica Tarlov]

Have fan mail Friday. Shut up, Jesse. Frenchie asks what food traumatized you as a kid. Seems strange that a food would attack you. So, Andrew, you seem interested in this.

[Sandra Smith]

I literally got attacked by a food. It started when I was, like, 11 years old. Kennedy knows this. You helped diagnose me. I bit into an apple. I'd always been able to eat them. Bit into and, like, my mouth blew up. My lips blew up to the point they bled.

[Tom]

My throat started.

[Sandra Smith]

It won't kill me. I've discovered the allergy is a birch pollen allergy. Apples, plums, peaches, pears, apricots, cherries.

[Jessica Tarlov]

You know, you can still eat an apple, but just put a razor blade in it. Jesse. Thanks.

[Jesse Waters]

I had caviar once, and it was past the expiration date, and it left this weird taste in my mouth afterwards.

[Jessica Tarlov]

How old were you when this happened?

[Jesse Waters]

It was like 11.

[Jessica Tarlov]

11? Yeah.

[Jesse Waters]

I haven't had caviar in a long time because of it. Traumatized?

[Jessica Tarlov]

No. Good for you, Jessica.

[Greg Gutfeld]

Similar. I don't know what it is. I just had noticed a few years ago as well that when I started eating fruit with pits that I had an allergic reaction to. Also had my tongue and lips swell up.

[Jessica Tarlov]

So this is a terrible question, Patty. I'm gonna try and save it, but go ahead.

[Tom]

Okay. So my family's from Southern Indiana. And my grandma and grandpa used to make hush puppies. Yes, Delicious. They were deep fried hog nuts. And then my brothers made fun of me for eating them and liking them.

[Jesse Waters]

You like the nuts.

[Jessica Tarlov]

Yo? I remember. I. I'm remembering when we. When we were kids, my sister was eating chicken and she was choking. She was choking in the kitchen. And my. My mom came over and my. And they got it, and then she coughed out the chicken, and it was like chicken skin and it hit the ground and I picked it up and I ate it.

[Tom]

Oh, Craig, that's commitment.

[Jessica Tarlov]

So anyway, this is good. Oh, this is so Jesse. Because, you know, Jesse was a big bully in high school. What prank did you pull in high school that you regret?

[Jesse Waters]

Prank?

[Jessica Tarlov]

Yeah.

[Jesse Waters]

Can I tell you about one prank that I didn't pull but I was aware of?

[Jessica Tarlov]

Oh, God help me.

[Jesse Waters]

We had friends meeting because it was a Quaker school and everybody sits in silence for a long period of time in the auditorium. Someone in the rafters put up a tape recorder and had recorded a porn. Hardcore porn. I think it was a Minaj or something like that. And then midway, they timed it. And then midway through the silence, boom. All this and like, no one could find out what was going on. It was amazing. Best prank ever. I think he got expelled.

[Jessica Tarlov]

Good for him. Kennedy.

[Tom]

We made up a fake guy at my high school, and we told all the girls. There was this really hot guy named Daryl Coke who was on the junior national water polo team, and that's why he was never in school. And we told all the hot girls that he had a crush on them. And then we would put his name in the announcements. So on the morning announcements, they would announce that Darryl Koch had just won another big water polo match. I don't regret it. Not even a little.

[Jesse Waters]

You weren't friends with the hot girls, were you?

[Jessica Tarlov]

She was, Jessica.

[Tom]

Only when they were picking up dudes.

[Greg Gutfeld]

I don't have one for myself, but Chevy Chase went to my high school and he walked a cow up to the roof because cows can't go down. So they had a cow stranded on the roof of my high school.

[Jessica Tarlov]

I enjoyed. Behar. Get down.

[Jesse Waters]

That's so rude.

[Sandra Smith]

I don't think I ever pulled any pranks.

[Jessica Tarlov]

I'm like, boring. Come on.

[Sandra Smith]

I've been thinking since you asked the question, that's why.

[Jessica Tarlov]

Kidding you last.

[Sandra Smith]

I don't think I pulled any.

[Jessica Tarlov]

I have to, like, go through. I have about a hundred of them. You know, one time we. What I did is I took a. This was this freshman in College, though, so it doesn't really count. But I tape recorded myself beating against a refrigerator door, screaming, help, Help. Let me out for 45 minutes. And I took the tape recorder and I went down to this guy who lived in the same building, and I opened up his trunk. We kept the keys to move the cars. Opened up his trunk, I hit play, and I put it in the trunk of his car. And it was on College Avenue. And all the people formed around his car because they thought somebody was trapped in the trunk. And they called the police and they had to open up the trunk.

[Greg Gutfeld]

That's awesome.

[Jessica Tarlov]

Yeah. Those were the days.

[Tom]

Good one.

[Jessica Tarlov]

One More Thing's up next.

[Tom]

Known for.

[Sandra Smith]

I'm supposed to not use that word. Jesse, it's time now for One More Thing. Greg.

[Jessica Tarlov]

Tonight. This is a great show. Even with Todd Pyro, Charlie Hurt, Todd Pyro Kennedy and Tom Slew. It's White Boy Summer with Kennedy. All right, let's do this. Greg. Sexy Bear News. You know, there's nothing better than a bear getting bear. Go for it.

[Jesse Waters]

There he is.

[Jessica Tarlov]

Yeah, his name's Adolfo. Yeah, it's Memphis Zoo. Usually around feeding time, they like to swim because it's soothing.

[Tom]

It looks so satisfying.

[Jessica Tarlov]

It really does. Really. Nothing better than a bear anymore. You know what I'm saying? Sandhya? Yeah? Maybe you and I can head to the zoo, check out some bears.

[Sandra Smith]

I love that.

[Tom]

Okay, Jessica.

[Greg Gutfeld]

All right, so fifth graders from Marquez elementary had the chance to perform on the big stage at Fox's. We said Zanuck, right? Theater and the Pacific Palisades. After their school's auditorium was destroyed in the fire, they had no place to showcase their talents. Thanks to the theater's kind offer, these students are back performing and shining bright. It's a powerful reminder of hope and community coming together.

[Tom]

My daughters went to school there.

[Greg Gutfeld]

That's why you knew exactly how to print a humid.

[Sandra Smith]

And those.

[Tom]

They had some moves.

[Greg Gutfeld]

All right, Jesse, they were great.

[Jesse Waters]

Jessica just confessed something to me. Very personal, and it's taking every fiber of my being not to tell everybody in the world what it is. But if I told you, it would destroy her credibility and her integrity in one fell swoop. Shall I tell you?

[Jessica Tarlov]

Yes.

[Jesse Waters]

I'm not gonna do it because that's how good of a friend I am, and that's how great of a colleague I am. But I'm gonna hold it over her head for quite some time. Jesse Waters, primetime tonight. Mike Johnson, House speaker, eight o' clock.

[Tom]

Nice.

[Sandra Smith]

How did I miss that?

[Tom]

All right. Kennedy Dilly Dally the sea turtle. He lost one of his slippers to a predator. He was rehabbed, and now he's got a transponder on his back and he was released into the wild in beautiful Juno Beach, Florida. Dilly Dally didn't Dilly dally? Well, he did a little bit, but then he made his way flipper free back into the ocean. And it was a bittersweet moment. Another one on the show, Bryce Handler.

[Sandra Smith]

Love that. All right. Meanwhile, chaos took over at a livestock auction. Greg in Arkansas, after a cow made.

[Tom]

A break for it.

[Sandra Smith]

Unfortunately, it ran straight into the ceiling, leaving the attendees there saying, saying, saying.

[Jessica Tarlov]

How did Joy Behar get in there? No.

[Sandra Smith]

Where's the beast?

[Jesse Waters]

That's what she had right there.

[Jessica Tarlov]

She wanted me to say, where's the beast? I feel like I'm gonna say, say that.

[Greg Gutfeld]

All right.

[Sandra Smith]

Nice being with you all. Have a great weekend. That's it for us.

[Jesse Waters]

Have a great night.

[Jessica Tarlov]

From the FOX News Podcasts Network.

[Tom]

Hey there, it's me, Kennedy. Make sure to check out my podcast, kennedy Saves the World. It is five days a week, every week. Download and listen@fox newspodcast.com or wherever you listen to your favorite podcast.

[Jessica Tarlov]

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[Jesse Waters]

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[Jessica Tarlov]

Wherever you get your podcasts.