Podcast Summary: "The Five" – Pipe Bomb Suspect Brian Cole Jr Appears In Court
Date: December 6, 2025
Host & Panel: Jillian Turner, Emily Compagno, Harold Ford Jr., Jesse Watters, Greg Gutfeld
Podcast: FOX News Podcasts
Main Theme & Purpose
This episode centers on the long-awaited arrest and court appearance of Brian Cole Jr., the D.C. pipe bomb suspect from 2021. Five years after the explosive devices were found near the DNC and RNC, the hosts dissect the investigation timeline, criticize law enforcement and media missteps, and debate potential political motivations and narratives surrounding the case. Additional segments touch on Trump's FIFA Peace Prize, current political debate, cultural issues, social media “brain rot,” and lighter fan Q&A.
Key Discussion Points & Insights
1. Breakthrough in the D.C. Pipe Bomb Case
- Overview: Brian Cole Jr. is indicted; faces up to 20 years if convicted. The panel discusses delays, possible cover-ups, and FBI/DOJ handling.
- Timeline Debated:
- "This case languished. It sat there for four years collecting dust. No one did anything to solve this." – Jillian Turner (03:00)
- "The FBI now also admitting that they shuttered the case in less than two months. The whole thing was shut down by the end of February 2021." – Jillian Turner (04:38)
- Political Blame Game:
- "The prior administration sat on the evidence for four years." – Greg Gutfeld (03:07)
- "All the senior FBI officials across all key divisions have been fired for political purposes. It's a little rich that they are saying America safer." – Greg Gutfeld (04:17)
- Congressional Oversight Urged: Jesse calls for FBI Director Chris Wray to testify about a potential cover-up.
- "Congress has to haul in Chris Wray and make him testify under oath about a cover up because this has to have been a cover up." – Jesse Watters (05:22)
2. Media Narratives & Misidentification
- Jake Tapper’s Error: CNN anchor misidentifies the suspect as white; panel explores why that happened.
- "He was primed for four years by Joe Biden that there was gonna be this big white supremacy movement... Then you find out it's a black guy." – Greg Gutfeld (11:13)
- Assumptions on Motive & Identity:
- "It's always a white guy with the bomb. Goes to show, you can't judge a book by its cover." – Jesse Watters (05:11)
- Debate on whether the case was neglected because it didn't fit an expected racial or political narrative.
- "Is that why they didn't chase this? Because it didn't fit a narrative? That sounds a little crazy, but it could be true." – Greg Gutfeld (12:15)
3. Is Justice Politicized?
- Conspiracies & Cautions:
- Harold Ford Jr. cautions against jumping to conspiracy theories, noting how difficult major criminal investigations can be (citing Unabomber, Whitey Bulger).
- "I would caution people to be careful about conspiracies about this..." – Harold Ford Jr. (08:15)
- Harold Ford Jr. cautions against jumping to conspiracy theories, noting how difficult major criminal investigations can be (citing Unabomber, Whitey Bulger).
- Potential Presidential Pardon Loopholes:
- Jillian asks Emily if Trump’s January 6th pardons could apply to this suspect:
- "[If so,] this Justice Department will find a way to charge him with something else because they will not let this guy get away with it." – Emily Compagno (13:58)
- Emily and Greg both assert DOJ priorities drive what gets investigated, not simply crime severity.
- Jillian asks Emily if Trump’s January 6th pardons could apply to this suspect:
4. FIFA Peace Prize & Trump’s Public Appearances
- Trump Receives First FIFA Peace Prize: Panel reacts with humor, skepticism, and reflections on political symbolism.
- "I think he relates to people as a result of it." – Harold Ford Jr. (19:04)
- Fun banter about American vs. global interpretations of "football" and event hosting.
- Satirical takes on the FIFA prize being “invented” for Trump.
- "He is going around the world basically brokering peace. Why shouldn't he get a Peace Prize?" – Greg Gutfeld (23:45)
5. Stephen A. Smith vs. Whoopi Goldberg: Political Priorities
- Democratic Party’s Focus:
- Discussion of cultural vs. economic issues for Democrats, with Smith arguing for focus on affordability and safety:
- "What is it going to take? The Democrats did not do that last night." – Stephen A. Smith (25:27)
- "Affordability and safety... Period." – Stephen A. Smith & Harold Ford Jr. (25:38-25:41)
- Jillian: Criticizes Democrats for “stealing” Trump’s former economic platform while Greg notes the “culture war” is mostly about transgender debate, not generalized LGBT or minority rights.
- Emily and Harold both emphasize material concerns unite voters over identity politics.
- Discussion of cultural vs. economic issues for Democrats, with Smith arguing for focus on affordability and safety:
6. Social Media & ‘Brain Rot’
- Debate on Short-Form Content:
- Greg gives a philosophical take on the evolution of information, while Jillian, Jesse, and Emily describe real-life effects of social video addiction.
- "I think brain rot is real. I mean haven't you ever been scrolling and watching videos ... you literally start to feel sick and you have to put it away." – Jillian Turner (33:57)
- "If you put this kid with one of those YouTube shorts, things fries their brain and they become monsters." – Jesse Watters (34:31)
- Emily draws parallels with substance abuse’s effect on brain pathways.
- Greg gives a philosophical take on the evolution of information, while Jillian, Jesse, and Emily describe real-life effects of social video addiction.
7. Fan Mail Friday & "One More Thing" Segment (Lighter Fare)
- Panel shares stories about secret-keeping and weirdest experiences on flights, leading to moments of laughter.
- "If you tell me something, I will tell no one. I'm A vault. But if I have a secret about you, like a gift I got you, I cannot keep it to myself." – Emily Compagno (36:51)
- Good-natured stories: awkward airplane seatmates, weird family moments, a tire bursting on a small plane.
- "Sexy bear" making snow angels in Chicago – Greg Gutfeld (40:11)
- Uplifting news like the West Virginia truck driver rescue & an Australian prank with a foam chicken.
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
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On investigation delays:
"I don't know what the hell this prior leadership team was doing outside of, you know, targeting political opponents, weaponizing the FBI, destroying its reputation, embarrassing agents." – Harold Ford Jr. (03:10) -
Media Missteps:
"In his head, he was like, going, 'I don't know any black people named Brian.' That's what he thought. Like, every Brian he knows is white..." – Greg Gutfeld (11:13) -
On Political Spin:
"This guy didn’t help their white supremacy narrative, so they didn’t look any further. It’s kind of crazy all that information was there." – Greg Gutfeld (12:15) -
Panel Chemistry:
"You just sit back and look pretty." – Jesse Watters to Jillian Turner (41:03, jokingly during "One More Thing")
Timestamps for Key Segments
- [02:06] Pipe bomb case introduction and charges
- [03:07] Critique of prior administration and FBI
- [04:01] Democrats praise/FBI critique
- [05:03] Jesse questions FBI priorities and possible cover-up
- [06:49] Motive speculation: right/left/mental health
- [08:01] Harold on conspiracies and investigation difficulty
- [10:01] Judge Pirro’s character description of suspect
- [11:13] Greg on media narrative/falling for assumptions
- [13:30] Pardon speculation and legal analysis
- [17:41] Trump at FIFA World Cup Draw (light segment)
- [25:00] Stephen A. Smith vs. Whoopi Goldberg: economic vs. cultural politics
- [33:11] "Brain rot" and social media segment
- [36:28] Fan Mail: secrets and strange flight experiences
- [40:11] "One More Thing": panel’s closing stories and highlights
Tone & Language
- Conversational, lively, often sarcastic and humorous.
- Direct attribution among hosts, playful banter intermixed with serious critique.
This episode is particularly rich in political analysis, media critique, and culture war references, balanced with the trademark humor and debate that defines "The Five." Listeners are given a comprehensive look at the D.C. pipe bomb case’s twists, questions about investigative priorities and media reporting, and a wide-ranging view on how culture and politics intersect in current American discourse.
