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Greg Gutfeld
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Jesse Watters
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Greg Gutfeld
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Greg Gutfeld
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Greg Gutfeld
Foreign.
Brian Kilmeade
I'm dana perino along with brian kilmeade, jessica tarlov, jesse waters, and greg gutfeld. It's five o' clock in new york city, and this is the five.
Greg Gutfeld
Quit your job and kill yourself.
Jesse Watters
Quit your job and kill yourself.
Brian Kilmeade
Some truly sick and vile chants outside of the Delaney Hall ICE facility in New Jersey. Agitators have been fighting federal agents for the past several nights, including on Memorial Day. Some lobbied racial insults against officers and even targeted a truck driver. He was just trying to do his job.
Greg Gutfeld
What am I doing?
Jesse Watters
Am I bothering y'?
Greg Gutfeld
All. Don't want to go to jail. You got a five hand job in jail, right?
Jesse Watters
Come on.
Greg Gutfeld
What's wrong with y', all, man? Come on, man.
Jesse Watters
Yeah, you want to go in?
Brian Kilmeade
Yeah, go in and rape people.
Greg Gutfeld
That's what you do. Race traitor. That's what you are. You're a race traitor. You. How does it feel?
Brian Kilmeade
The demonstrators are demanding the facility be shut down and pointing to a reported hunger strike by detainees. DHS denies those allegations and pointing out the murderers and rapists inside. Secretary Mark Wayne Mullen reminding the protesters that prison isn't supposed to be a
Greg Gutfeld
hotel, refusing to eat because they want their ethnic group or their ethnic right food.
Dana Perino
Well, they go back to the country and get whatever food they want. The fact is, we're giving them the calories they want. This isn't Holiday Inn.
Brian Kilmeade
Meanwhile, more Democrats showing up at the facility siding with the protesters, blasting the conditions as inhumane.
Dana Perino
This detention center
Jesse Watters
should shut down. I'm just returning from Delaney Hall. It is a problem on so many different levels. Ultimately improved conditions is an immediate concern, but overall my concern is that facilities should not exist in my city, in my state.
Greg Gutfeld
Dan, ICE continues to blatantly lie about
Dana Perino
the conditions in all of these detention facilities.
Brian Kilmeade
Greg, what about the chanting and the organized way that they are all out there screaming at the police?
Jesse Watters
And you wonder why ICE agents wear masks because they tell you that they're going to kill you and your family. But those activists, you have to, you cannot take them seriously for a number of reasons. But the number one reason is they are not well. But they choose not to be well because by acting in this manner, it gives them some kind of agency and attention that they can't get in their own kind of depressing lives. I can't believe I did this, but I did some research.
Brian Kilmeade
Wow.
Jesse Watters
Yeah. Because what are they protesting? They're protesting inhumane conditions. And everybody goes, well, there must be be inhumane conditions there. But I looked at it, I did my research. They rely on unvetted second hand testimonials taken at face value from Democrats, as usual, and the media, as usual. And we know we do not trust any of that, nor do we have to because they have no credibility. Again, as I said before, they're now at the children's table after what they lied about when it came to the border, immigration, the president, they're at the kids table. We don't have to take anything they say. This is the problem with lying is that it comes back to haunt you when you might want to say something truthful. We throw it all out. It's tainted, like rancid potato salad. In terms of the complaints, there's no video, medical records or public reports. But I have to admit, Jerry Nadler went there. You know what he said? The food comes in small portions and
Jessica Tarlov
has maggots in it.
Jesse Watters
Yeah, but, but, but it's in small portions.
Jessica Tarlov
I get it, you want to call him fat, but there's.
Jesse Watters
Why would you say that he has a medical condition? Jessica? My God. He's obese, not fat. But the conditions are roughly the same as the from where they came from. Messy John's medical delays. But maggots or not, it is the foods dietitian approved. We don't. I don't see the maggots. Why are they documented? They get 24, seven medical access. But here's the key, and this is the Only thing you need to remember where the opposition to immigration policy scales up, the complaints spike. They are aggregated and they are amplified, designed to set the stage for this chaotic mess. But these people, you do not have to fear them. You do not have to listen to them. They created the problem. They have lost the privilege of input. You can complain all you want about the maggots. I don't believe you. Because I don't believe any Democrat about immigration. It's just like commenting on Trump's health after enabling Biden's cover up. I don't have to listen to that anymore. You guys blew it. Trump sealed. What? You broke the border. Now he's cleaning up the aftermath. You can't stand there and tell us how to clean up the mess. You. You lost that right.
Brian Kilmeade
Jessica, I will go to you. Why does it have to go from. Instead of saying, fix this problem if there are maggots in the food, like, again, I don't.
Jesse Watters
I don't know, but, like, who cares if they're maggots?
Brian Kilmeade
Food problem. Instead, it goes.
Jessica Tarlov
There are laws.
Brian Kilmeade
It escalates immediately.
Jesse Watters
I don't care.
Brian Kilmeade
Shut it all down. And you're a Nazi race traitor. That's insane.
Jessica Tarlov
I have never advocated to go from zero to Nazi. I. I think it is.
Jesse Watters
But you will repeat claims that you have no proof of. You will do that. You just did that. Now, worse, you interrupted a really good joke.
Jessica Tarlov
It allows you to say fat versus obese, which I think you'd be proud of, though. But I apologize. I'll. I'll keep my maggot talk for my own section. So, yes, I don't have my own cam in there that saw the maggots. But after a number of elected representatives were denied their oversight rights, they are allowed to go in any time that they want. They were finally allowed in and said that, yes, the portions were small and also the food was inedible, which is illegal. There's always this thing. Oh, okay.
Greg Gutfeld
Where the maggots come from.
Brian Kilmeade
What? Inside the food?
Greg Gutfeld
No, but who. Who saw the maggots?
Jessica Tarlov
I love. This is a great set of defenses for all of this.
Greg Gutfeld
The same politicians went in there, saw maggots, and didn't snap a photo.
Jesse Watters
I can't believe that.
Greg Gutfeld
Come on, Jessica.
Jesse Watters
Department of Hearsay. They never saw it.
Jessica Tarlov
Okay, you guys, you know what?
Jesse Watters
They never saw it.
Jessica Tarlov
It's paradise.
Jesse Watters
And I'm saying that either. All we're saying is this is how it works.
Jessica Tarlov
You know how it works? That private prisons that operated by the GEO Group, which does Delaney hall or Core Civic That. Or is it Civic? Core Civic Core. That does daily in Texas. Tons. In Tennessee get more complaints than federally or state run government prisons. That's been documented. There have been DOJ reports about it. These kinds of claims. And they go to lawsuits, sometimes where they do have evidence of it, and sometimes they even win. So don't say that this is all just made up that there are inhumane conditions. And I understand that you want to say that Joe Biden had an open border, so nothing that happens after that matters. But guess what? That might not be true for you, but it's not true for the bulk of Americans actually who think that. No, it's not.
Jesse Watters
Because Donald Trump comes the border. Okay, you guys didn't. Okay. Argue now. It's over.
Jessica Tarlov
The way that Donald Trump was doing immigration, which you defended, by the way, was so rancid that people had to be fired from, pushed out because American citizens were getting killed because our rights were being violated. I know you don't care if an undocumented person has their rights violated, even though they have them. Even Antonin Scalia has reaffirmed that. Or debt rip that they had to push Kristi Noem out. Stephen Miller has had to be sidelined because they were doing things like also picking people up at Home Depot. And even Donald Trump himself has consistently said, well, you don't know that everyone in that prison, by the way, deserves to be there to say, oh, there's.
Greg Gutfeld
And you don't know the reverse.
Jesse Watters
So maybe you should go in there
Jessica Tarlov
based on their track record with you, that something bad is going on in there and that all 300 of those.
Jesse Watters
Is it as bad as killing a young woman?
Greg Gutfeld
No.
Jessica Tarlov
And I've never said that. This is what's so ridiculous. You can't.
Jesse Watters
How are you defending it, then?
Jessica Tarlov
Well, I'm defending the fact that privately run prisons do a crap job at this. That they treat people worse than they would even get in a federally run or state run pres. It's not false. It's documented.
Greg Gutfeld
They're treated better here than they are in American prisons.
Brian Kilmeade
Jesse, why don't you drive?
Greg Gutfeld
Sure, I'll drive. Jessica, they are getting more health care than they've ever gotten in their lives. They get around the clock mental health care, dental care, medical care, and they get three squares. Now this hunger strike, Jessica, because they don't have ethnic food. What do we want? Chicken chimichangas, chalupas, pico de mayo de gallo. Does the Jamaican in there for homicide? Does he get jerk chicken it's not epcot, Jessica. It's a ICE detention facility. If an American was held on immigration charges in Mexico, would he demand pizza and French fries? No, he'd get tacos. These people are ridiculous. There's no maggots. That was made up by lawyers who we pay for. This is a ruse by immigration lawyers that are paid for by the taxpayer so they can create a drama to bill more. Don't you get it? They leak it to the press. They send Cory Booker out there, and it becomes a whole thing where they get paid more. Now, here's the thing. These guys are in there for homicide, child rape. They're from Honduras, they're from Colombia. Who cares if they don't like the food? Get them out of here. Cory Booker says this ICE facility shouldn't be in New Jersey. Why? Where should it be in? They caught him in Jersey. Where are they going to put them? They're just going to keep him in Trenton. They're just going to keep them hanging out in Newark. You got to keep them somewhere before you send them home. And Cory Booker is my senator. And I hit a pothole every other time I leave the tunnel. Why doesn't he focus on stuff for Americans? I never see the guy in Atlantic City trying to revive the town. I never see him down the shore. I never see him at MetLife. He doesn't do anything for his state, at least. Fetterman talks about Pennsylvania. Schumer's always talking about New Yorkers. I might have to run for Senate in New Jersey. I would beat the pants off Booker. They love me there.
Dana Perino
So here's the crazy thing. They are putting cement blocks in front of garbage trucks. The garbage truck guy, you can see the video online. Just saying, what are you trying to do? They are putting barriers. They are blocking ICE from going in and out. And what is so tragic, I think just terrible, with the sanctuary cities, no state cops, no local cops are there to help out. When you put on that uniform, they're told. And they're trained to watch their backs. They can't do that. So I know there's Jersey cops out there. You know, a lot of them. You don't think that they want to go and help out that perimeter. They're trying to recreate Minneapolis because that's when they felt like they were on a roll. They got Greg Provino fired, and Kristi Noem showed that she was overhead. The problem is you have extremely competent people in charge. Tom Homan's been empowered like he should have been for the first Day. And Homeland Security Secretary Mark Wayne Mullen is working 21 hours a day. And the first thing he said is he called up Andy Kim and he goes, andy, you need to see the facility. Just let me know. Next thing you know, the guy's holding press conferences, getting pepper sprayed and Senator Cory Booker coming out doing a presser. And I think we go back to the ORIG if they really were concerned about the conditions. And these are. All you have to do is go online. These are murderers. This guy's. These gang members. Tda, you have Dominicans don't play. Evidently that's a group that's tough to get into. You got to kill somebody and wear sleeveless shirts and have at least nine tattoos, but they show up. And these people that show up at this facility, they don't care about the people inside. They're wearing Yasser Arafat starter kits.
Jesse Watters
Yeah, what's with the people?
Dana Perino
I mean, what is that?
Greg Gutfeld
What do you. What do you know about the Palestinians?
Dana Perino
What does that do with illegal immigrants in our country? Mostly from Central and South America. They're trying to reclaim Minneapolis and Markway Mullen is not going to fall for it. Tom Holman is not going to fall for it. America wants illegal immigrant criminals out. So do Democrats.
Brian Kilmeade
And look what happened to Governor Tim Walz. Right? I mean, Mikey, Charlotte, I just can't
Jesse Watters
believe we're in a place where an entire political party is wanting America to release illegal, violent criminals who are murderers and rapists. No, but you guys have never said
Brian Kilmeade
anything else that's not true.
Jessica Tarlov
True. They've said. We've said what reflects what the American people say, which is we want violent criminals out of this country who killed Sheridan Gorman, Lincoln Riley, Kate Steinle.
Dana Perino
But.
Jesse Watters
But what?
Jessica Tarlov
Who are here and have not committed a crime should be left alone.
Jesse Watters
But the problem is we have to work through that because you guys let everybody in. So let us get through it.
Jessica Tarlov
How long is it going to take you? I've given you now.
Jesse Watters
Now you're in a hurry. Now you're in a hurry to get them out.
Brian Kilmeade
That's cr. All right, up next, a stroke. Was he drugged? Dr. Jill Biden making some shocking debate confession.
Jesse Watters
I got a demo that was a big star at the man of Joe's
Greg Gutfeld
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Jessica Tarlov
Joe, you did such a great job. You answered every question.
Greg Gutfeld
You knew all the facts. And let me ask the crowd.
Brian Kilmeade
What did Trump?
Dana Perino
Dr. Jill Biden back making house calls offering her diagnosis of the debate disaster heard around the world.
Brian Kilmeade
I was frightened because I had never ever seen Joe like that before or since. Never.
Jessica Tarlov
Or since?
Brian Kilmeade
Yes.
Greg Gutfeld
Or since. Never seen him like that.
Brian Kilmeade
Never.
Greg Gutfeld
No.
Brian Kilmeade
Why happened?
Greg Gutfeld
I don't know what happened.
Jessica Tarlov
I mean, as I watched it, I
Brian Kilmeade
thought, oh, my God, he's having a stroke. And it scared me to death.
Dana Perino
Yes, he's having a stroke. So off to the Waffle House. Every doctor will bring you there. In her new book, Jill recounts how Jill walked off the stage, immediately asked if he effed up, and she said, yes, you did. She then took him straight to the Waffle House. Stroke fears be damned. Stroke fears be damned. And the excuses did not stop there. The good doctor even feared Joe Biden may have been drugged during the debate. Jill also finally answering the million dollar question. Was Joe slowing down?
Jessica Tarlov
People were saying he wasn't the same Joe Biden.
Brian Kilmeade
Well, I don't think that's true.
Greg Gutfeld
He was the same. The essence of the same Joe Biden.
Brian Kilmeade
But, yeah, he was slowing down. He was getting older.
Dana Perino
Okay, what's the point of this? I think, Jesse, the one thing she might have misread is that it was just going to be a group of people that discounted her story and really questioned it. But now it's open season for everyone to question. They're so angry at Joe Biden for different reasons. The accounts of Jill Biden. This should be in the fiction column of every library in America.
Greg Gutfeld
And Purple State will still outsell it.
Dana Perino
Yes.
Greg Gutfeld
So if you see your husband having a stroke, you call 911. Emma called an ambulance for me a couple weeks ago. I was dizzy. On a Sunday? A couple times. And then my face felt funny. So we googled the symptoms and I was like, whoa. So she called an ambulance, picked me up at the house, takes me to the er and they run all sorts of tests. The ekg, CAT scan, urine, blood, everything. A whole battery of tests. Nothing was wrong.
Brian Kilmeade
Right.
Greg Gutfeld
I was like, maybe hungry.
Dana Perino
It shows me why that Emma cares about you.
Greg Gutfeld
She cares because it's preventative. And so did he go to the ER after? No, he went to Waffle House. Waffle House.
Dana Perino
Atlanta's fine.
Greg Gutfeld
She actually doesn't care. The family doesn't care. They ran an 80 year old man into the ground for power. And you can tell she doesn't love Joe the way Emma loves me. Because someone who's truly in love with her husband, if she thought he was having a stroke, would jump up. She's a doctor. And give him mouth to mouth. Right. That's the Hippocratic oath. Right? Do no harm. The Waffle House is harm.
Dana Perino
Right. And by the way, LifeVac would also save Joe should something happen, which we advertise on our network. Greg, do you buy Jill's story?
Jesse Watters
I don't know. You know, I think she. I don't think she was shocked. I think she was relieved that Joe was having a stroke because it was proof of life, you know? And by the way, I'm happy they went to the Waffle House because it beats the White House, if you know what I mean. Put it up. Just kidding. Look, here's. It's amazing how.
Greg Gutfeld
Okay, left a.
Jesse Watters
She's pretending to be one of us. You know, the shocked and horrified audience that was also watching Biden for years. You can't switch sides now. You can't go from covering up this mess to being shocked by this mess. It's like the Menendez brothers being shocked that they're orphans spent years deceiving us. And this is actually no different. You're still deceiving us to save your butt and to sell books. If you. I mean, I'll go. Jesse's right. Even though I hate saying that. Bottom line, if you thought he was having a stroke, you did nothing. So either you're lying or you're just a really bad person. You put politics ahead of the health of a country, but also that ahead of the health of a human being. You would rather let this guy die to complete a campaign? I mean, she is a prick.
Dana Perino
Well, I mean, I don't know if you want to echo that, Dana. Pick up where that left off or do you think that she wanted to run the White House like Woodrow Wilson's wife ran the White House?
Brian Kilmeade
I don't think. No, I don't necessarily think that. I think there was that small group of advisors and we also, we know that the staff at the White House was told, he's fine, don't worry about it. And they were just told to march, to march on. And don't forget. And people are always fundraising. They kept saying, and Joe Biden, too, donate to my husband's campaign. He should be. He must save this country. From the possibility of another Trump presidency. Our country will not exist anymore if Trump wins. And they kept asking people who work very hard for their money for them to donate. And then remember it was Obama who was like, I don't know, I got to help this guy off the stage, all of that. So the book tour for her is not going to get easier from here. That was the easiest interview she is going to have. And of course, Rita Braver, she has to ask the question because everybody wants to know. What I think is curious is why did she have the book come out before the midterm? Right. Why not wait until after you can get those Christmas sales if that's what you really want. But also I would say that the DNC can't catch a break. The Democrats go from Kamala Harris 107 Day Campaign that turns to a two year long book tour. Last week you had the autopsy that came out. It was a total disaster. This week we spent time talking about Platinum, Talarico and maybe others that are going to pull the Democratic Party so far left that the other Democrats are left going, what are we going to do? And now you have Dr. Jill Biden. So how can the Democrats possibly get a foothold if they're going to keep having all of these books come out?
Jesse Watters
Right.
Dana Perino
Alex Thompson was. I know you have it on your rundown. I checked it out. Alex Thompson was on cnn. He co wrote the book with Jake Tapper and he said he talked to Biden staffers and he said flat out she's lying about not seeing him like that before.
Jessica Tarlov
Yeah, I don't know. Besides a hefty advance which I'm sure is part of the equation.
Brian Kilmeade
That's. I was going to say the Democrats should have paid her that money to not write the book.
Jessica Tarlov
Jeffrey Katzenberg, that would be the most valuable check written. Right. Because Biden's memoir is going to come out after the election. So Obama, the second half of his will come out I think before the election in September.
Brian Kilmeade
Obama, the second half, Remember what. Really? The second half.
Greg Gutfeld
Yes, he's writing a second memoir
Brian Kilmeade
because they couldn't, they didn't want to cut it down because there was so much stuff to write about. Yes, there's another one coming.
Greg Gutfeld
He fell in love with his own writing. Greg gets that.
Brian Kilmeade
Okay, what's it going to be called?
Greg Gutfeld
All right, sorry, sorry. Go there.
Jessica Tarlov
No, but what makes this very difficult is it's such an unfair test of elected Democrats. People in what work in Washington, rank and file Democrats, people who donate, who care about these Election results.
Greg Gutfeld
Results.
Jessica Tarlov
Because we've already gone through it, right? Went through the 2024 loss, seen all the autopsies, now trying to move on, you know, thinking about where the candidates best position to win these elections. Moving past having to talk about sundowning. Well, at least for Joe Biden, we can talk about it for Trump. And then this is back for no reason. He falls asleep all the time. Do not laugh.
Jesse Watters
You're calling Trump sundowning. That is rich people know what I know, you don't. That is a symptom of Alzheimer's. Just to be clear that it's like,
Jessica Tarlov
I'm not a. I'm not that kind of doctor. And Joe Biden isn't that kind of doctor either. Anyway, it's not. It feels unfair essentially at this point to the party that if you want to cement any piece of your husband's legacy, let people move on from this and win some more elections, and then they can point to things and say, like, we're building on the successes that we saw under the Biden administration. That's why we're adding X, Y or Z things.
Jesse Watters
You guys used him as a Trojan horse and now you're paying for it.
Jessica Tarlov
And he was an everyone should eat
Jesse Watters
white male, old, empty white male. You put. You foisted on the American public to trick them into thinking they were going to get a moderate president. Instead, you had an empty shell of a demented man who implemented tons of radical bs and now you're paying the price. I don't sympathize.
Jessica Tarlov
You've made that clear in every segment.
Dana Perino
She brought it back. She brought it back. And this is just the first excerpt.
Jesse Watters
Yeah, can't wait.
Dana Perino
All right, coming up, Spencer Pratt lighting up his critics in the Los Angeles mayor's race. And he brings his common sense to the curvy couch. Greg missed the show. Label me proud.
Greg Gutfeld
I belong to the drinking class.
Dana Perino
Monday through Friday when we bust our backs.
Brian Kilmeade
One crunchy bite of a Hershey's Cookies and Cream bar and I'm taken right back to college. Move in. Day I was a little overwhelmed by the newness of it all.
Jessica Tarlov
Boxes were everywhere.
Brian Kilmeade
Needed a break from unpacking. But just as I was able to take a breath and open my Hershey's Cookies and Cream bar, my new roommate Rachel walked in. I offered her a piece, but she said no. Then after a beat, she said, actually, those are my favorite ones. We left, the ice was broken, and we've been friends ever since.
Jessica Tarlov
Hershey's.
Brian Kilmeade
It's your happy place.
Greg Gutfeld
Three. With the LA mayor's race just five days away, Spencer Pratt hitting the Fox and Friends curvy couch this morning and taking a flamethrower to the liberals who burned his house down. I'm the look around candidate. I do basics. I don't do national politics. I don't do parties. I just say, look, they're stealing all of our tax money to give it to drug addicts.
Dana Perino
Nithya Raman, considered more left than Karen Bass.
Greg Gutfeld
That woman has had, I think, almost five years. She's been the chair of the Homeless Housing Department for the last three years. The drug addicts that are attacking moms that are naked in front of kids. She's not even going to be a conversation. We should just focus on Bash. And Jimmy Kimmel's taking a break from TDS for some Pratt derangement Syndrome. His profession is to be the screaming jerk on reality shows. The difference between Donald Trump and this guy is Donald Trump actually had a
Jesse Watters
job before he was on a reality show. Another narcissist looking for attention.
Dana Perino
And I just.
Greg Gutfeld
Are we really going to risk repeating that mistake we made with Trump in LA of all places? Mayor should not be your first job. All right, Kilmeade, you sat across from Spencer this morning. What was your impression?
Dana Perino
First off, is he talking about the Seattle mayor? Because it was her first job. She was living with her parents before she got it. Really impressed. Could not. He is extremely sure of himself. I listened to it the first time. I didn't know anything about the Hills. I listened to three and a half hours him with Joe Rogan. And Joe Rogan knows Los Angeles because he left it. He knows the reason why, he knows why he liked it. And he was able to not only say, these are the problems, but this is what I would do. Now he's going to get pushback from the city Council, but he's going to make sure that they know exactly where he stands. And I think that this guy is going to win. He is confident that he's going to win June 2, not November. If you get over 50%. I did not know this. You guys probably did. If you get over 50% in June, you don't need in November. So he thinks he's got it. He's not worried about the ballot problem where if you're in Los Angeles, everybody gets a ballot that Trump flipped out and feels down about him winning because of the ballot problem. But I think he understands what's going on. And I'm pumped because I always said whoever Paris Hilton is Voting for you got my vote.
Greg Gutfeld
She's in.
Dana Perino
Jeanie Buss is in. Catherine McPhee's in. By far the best contestant. American Idol. Jenny McCarthy's in. And guess who else is in? Jamie Foxx and Leo DiCaprio. So if celebrities are in, that's all I need.
Greg Gutfeld
That's right. Jessica, why is Kimmel going after this guy? I mean, what's the deal? He lives in L. A. He knows how nasty it is.
Jessica Tarlov
He actually, if you listen to the whole monologue about it, Kimmel admitted a lot of fault with L. A that I have not heard him talk about before. Like he recognized was going on in the streets, looking around and thinking like, we are not getting results out of this leadership. He said, you've got to find somewhere else to look. Which that would be the council member, I guess, who's also running. Raman, who has the highest favorability of anyone. Spencer Pratt has the lowest by miles. Listen, I don't think he's getting 50% on Tuesday. I think he will go to the runoff with Karen Bass and then this will get extremely tribal because he can say, I don't do parties, but he's a Republican who's running as an independent and L A is a left leaning city. That's just the reality. They want better results, better solutions and better leadership. But this is pushing them and his
Greg Gutfeld
media years you've had Democrats run the town and it's a disaster. Why would you not try something different?
Dana Perino
Especially after the fire.
Jesse Watters
Right.
Jessica Tarlov
And he has every right to be upset about that. Kimmel was talking about that as well, but showing up. And I'm glad that you had him and I'm glad he's going on Gutfeld and it's good for ratings and for a Twitter candidacy to some degree, but trying to reach people who are voting in the L. A mayor's race, but going on Fox and Friends and being adored by you, who does not have the same politics as me, but you
Dana Perino
know, the tail end, I mean, he wasn't. He didn't start with us.
Jessica Tarlov
I am. I'm just saying your final push is to get people who are right leaning to back you. He's getting a ton of money from outside of the state that's pouring in. Yes, he has those celebrities, but a lot of his support is on your phone. And I'm curious to see how much of that manifests on the polls there on Tuesday. It will be substantive, but I don't think like 50% seems like a total pipe dream.
Dana Perino
I guarantee he's Going to win.
Greg Gutfeld
You're, you're guaranteeing. All right.
Dana Perino
If not, it may be in June.
Greg Gutfeld
Trust me, I've gone there before. Kill me. You don't always want to be that sure of yourself. You tape this show so you have them on tonight. You're really going to put the screws to him? Yes.
Jesse Watters
No. You know, Pratt's biggest sin is one of Trump's biggest sins and one of this show's biggest sins, which is the sin of noticing. You know, you're not supposed to notice the problems because that is a betrayal to the cause. You know, if you notice the corruption and the incompetence of Democrat leaders, you're helping Republicans and that makes you a traitor. Every time you talk about crime or homelessness or the sheer chaos on the streets, you're pointing out the handiwork of the left and left leaning cities. And a good sheep doesn't do that. You know, a good sheep just, you know, takes the mugging, lies back and enjoys it. And so. But if you, if you dare step out of it, if you notice, remember noticing things is racist. If you notice a pattern like the crime is just here, the homelessness is here, that is racist. And, and it is funny. Listening to Kimmel talk about looking for attention. The guy that was on the man show having women with large breasts jumping up and down on a trampoline, celebrities calling other people narcissists, when narcissism is an ingredient to becoming a celebrity is pretty funny. The difference with somebody like Pratt and Trump, who I would say have a probably a healthy level of narcissism, is that your quest for success has to align with the general desires of the citizens that it doesn't. If what I do personally, if what makes me feel good personally makes everybody else feel good, who cares if I'm a narcissist? But if you're a narcissist and it's, it's counter to everybody else, I would say something like Kimmel or Colbert, whose political beliefs brought a showdown. That's narcissism.
Greg Gutfeld
Well, let's turn it over to the biggest narcissist around the table.
Brian Kilmeade
Thank you so much. Here's a great reason to do five Fox, and it's not just to make Brian happy or to please Brian. Fox has the highest number of Democrats and independents that watch than anyone else. So you can be Karen Bass and keep talking to Morning Joe and do that over and over again and keep winning that primary. He knows that he's got a bigger canvas to paint on and Also, he answers every question with no talking points. He doesn't have any. It's super refreshing. So if you're an independent or a Democrat or thinking, I can't take this anymore, and especially on the homelessness front, the woman who is running Ramen, Raymond Ramen, it reminds me of what happened in New York. Remember when de Blasio gave his wife a billion dollars to deal with homelessness and they had to admit that $898 million of it. They have no idea when because nothing ever happened. He's literally the guy who got sick of government because he's paying all his taxes and he seen government fail. So we decided to run. That's like the best reason to decide to run for office. Like you in New Jersey.
Greg Gutfeld
Like me in New Jersey.
Jessica Tarlov
I wasn't.
Greg Gutfeld
Jessica, do you really want to dig yourself deeper?
Jessica Tarlov
No. Well, I. I am on a conservative leaning program. I know how many Democrats and independents are watching. I just think that you need to make a closing argument to absolutely everybody and that getting endorsements from Republicans doesn't necessarily help you with people you have to sway over.
Greg Gutfeld
Okay, so
Brian Kilmeade
millions of people watch, but
Greg Gutfeld
you want endorsements from people who love the town you're running to govern. So what is he going to say? I don't want your endorsement? No. You want to clean up L. A too? Yeah, I don't. Don't say that out loud.
Jessica Tarlov
Talking about.
Greg Gutfeld
What are you talking.
Dana Perino
You have five more days. You have five.
Greg Gutfeld
This isn't.
Dana Perino
This isn't the last day. So you have five more days to go to Los Angeles and work the streets.
Jessica Tarlov
And he did see an ad.
Brian Kilmeade
Not work the streets, work.
Greg Gutfeld
Oh, yes.
Dana Perino
You know what I mean? In a healthy way, in a political way.
Greg Gutfeld
Okay, up next, before there was Telefrico, the media was Beto maxing.
Jesse Watters
Before Talarico came out of nowhere, the media was fawning over another Texas soy boy who was going to turn the state blue. Roll the Beto clip. He's the best I've seen over the course of my life, running and being involved in politics in Texas. And so we all just have to get behind him. James Talarika will be the 51st vote in the U.S. senate. Dan, I'm not sure this endorsement helps. It's like Millie endorsing vanilla.
Brian Kilmeade
It's like. Well, it is very. It's very counterproductive if you're Talarico.
Jesse Watters
Yeah.
Brian Kilmeade
Because what you really need is you need to find the people who voted for Cornyn who are so upset that Cornyn lost that they are going to create some sort of Republican coalition for Talarico. But instead, if Beto o' Rourke is confirming disaffected conservative suspicions that Tellarico is going to be a far left progressive, well, Beto o' Rourke just helped.
Jesse Watters
Very good point. You know, Jesse, when I see a woman, I like to say she's a woman. What would Talarico call her?
Greg Gutfeld
A person with a uterus?
Jesse Watters
A neighbor.
Greg Gutfeld
A neighbor with a. What was it again?
Jesse Watters
You just told me this. A neighbor with a uterus. I'm setting him up for this because he told me and he doesn't even remember.
Greg Gutfeld
Why do I. I was just in the emergency room. All right, who cares what Beto thinks? He's lost three races in four years and blown $175 million. There's more evidence that this guy is an omnivore. When he was ordering breakfast tacos with Barack Hussein Obama.
Dana Perino
Jessica.
Greg Gutfeld
He ordered a potato, egg and cheese. No, chorizo. Potato, egg and cheese. I have questions that I'd like local reporters to ask. Low T. Talofrico. Does James Tallarico even own a gun? Is James Talarico a Cowboys fan? A Houston Texans fan? Does he even know the spurs are playing tonight? Has Talarico ever been to a football game? Or is he more of a World cup guy?
Dana Perino
Wait, what does that mean?
Greg Gutfeld
Sorry, I like the World Cup. Does Talarika own a truck? Does he believe in premarital sex?
Dana Perino
Jesse, you wrote that down.
Jesse Watters
We're running out of time.
Greg Gutfeld
Does tell her Rico wear women's underwear? These are the things local reporters should be pressing him on.
Jesse Watters
Yes. Jessica, do you agree hard no.
Jessica Tarlov
On the agreement there? Listen, it's Texas. Trump won it by 14 points. And it's going to be very difficult to pull this off benefit right out of the gate that the Republicans have to spend an extra 50 to $100 million to defend the seat and he will lift other congressional candidates in the state. Maybe you get Bobby Polito because of this, Johnny Garcia, etc. If the line of argumentation against James Talarico is calling him a low T fairy or something like that, when you have Ken Paxton on the other side and you can run a campaign against him, which he's calling the People versus Ken Paxton. A reminder, this guy who was impeached by his own party, charged with securities fraud, he's so toxic, the GOP didn't want him to, is actually running GOP ads because they picked him apart on everything from his mistresses. So he has multiple girlfriends and A wife. And you're concerned about whether Talarico has one wife. And new ads out today. Concerned that. But Ken curious if he has a girlfriend. This will upset you guys because you always yell at me about child rapists. That Ken Paxton led a child rapist out of jail. Adam Hoffman was meant to serve 25 years to life. And that came from the Cornyn oppo dump. He was using it against Paxton. So a fancy lawyer friend got it.
Jesse Watters
I love how you only care about that stuff when it's politically useful. Oh, now this guy let out a child rapist. I'm just score one for me.
Greg Gutfeld
I mean, they're literally doing it in Newark, New Jersey right now.
Jessica Tarlov
I'm just thinking you don't care what
Jesse Watters
is happening right now.
Jessica Tarlov
I'm noticing I do care what's right. Now that you're telling me that you're gonna argue about his underpants when people can't afford their lives gas healthcare hail Meade.
Dana Perino
I'll just say real quick. I would prefer that John Cornyn won. I think he's one of the classiest guys in politics. He didn't. And the thing that I've been. I go to Texas school, which is Lawrence Jones every day America's favorite Texan. And he tells me the people of Texas don't care about Ken Paxton's greatest weakness. And that is personal faux pas and problems. Therefore, since he's been elected three times, still a favorite to win, I think Ted Cruz was a lot more nervous in the last cycle than than Paxton is this cycle.
Jesse Watters
All right. Interesting way to bore us, Brian.
Dana Perino
That is not true. You have to see how fascinating.
Jesse Watters
Chancellor,
Brian Kilmeade
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Jessica Tarlov
each lasting four hours or more.
Greg Gutfeld
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Jesse Watters
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Jessica Tarlov
Welcome back. It's love at first bite. A new survey found that nearly 40% of people have gone on a date for the purpose of getting a free meal. Dana, have you done it?
Brian Kilmeade
No, but I. But when I worked on the Hill, we didn't go on dates. But we would. This is right before the gift ban. And we would find out which lobbyist was having what party and, like, what event so that we could figure out how we were going to eat that week. But I thought that was legit. And then there was the gift ban, so we didn't do that anymore. I would never do this to a guy. I think that's terrible.
Jessica Tarlov
Greg, have you done it?
Jesse Watters
You know, I looked at this survey of 1500 adults. They didn't tell us if it were men or women. It's obviously all women who say yes. And it's like they leave that out. But that leads to a bigger question. Who pays? If you're gay, you know, two men. Who pays? We should ask Cory Booker because he's so smart. He's really smart about all kinds of questions. As a straight guy, too.
Greg Gutfeld
I know who pays.
Jesse Watters
Oh, okay.
Greg Gutfeld
Yeah.
Jessica Tarlov
All right, Brian, tell me the results.
Dana Perino
I think part of the survey is, if you're a guy, have you not asked out a girl? If you can't afford it. And yeah, because you can't make the impression of bringing someone to, I don't know, Fridays on a first date, because that's all you can afford. It'll give a bad impression. So, therefore, you don't ask the people out and you don't go, and you stay at home and watch Instagram.
Jesse Watters
Wow.
Brian Kilmeade
Wow. Wait, this is depressing.
Dana Perino
I'm just. I just want to relate to it.
Jessica Tarlov
One more thing's up next.
Greg Gutfeld
Stop.
Brian Kilmeade
Stop.
Greg Gutfeld
I still see your face.
Brian Kilmeade
It's time now for one more thing.
Jessica Tarlov
Jessica. Okay, Liam, a service dog who supported nursing students and faculty at the University of Hawaii at Hilo School of Nursing, became an honorary member of the class of 2026. Crossed the stage wearing a custom stole. After spending the past two years attending lectures, labs, and clinical rotations along the. Congrats, Liam.
Brian Kilmeade
Yes, Congrats, Liam. Greg, I'm mad.
Jesse Watters
Oh, tonight. What a show. Spencer Pratt for the whole hour. Cat Timp, Joe DeVito, Tyrus. Amazing. Let's do this Greg Sexy Lion News. Roll the tape. It comes straight out of Fort Worth. Oh, yeah.
Greg Gutfeld
Oh.
Jesse Watters
You know, Dana, lions are highly social, sexually dimorphic apex predators. And they're recognized for their deafening roars in the bedroom. They mate every 15 to 30 minutes for up to five days. Sounds familiar. Kill mead circling up to 40 times a day. And they never have to use the sock. Jesse. Each session lasts only a few seconds to a minute. Driven by biology because mating triggers ovulation.
Greg Gutfeld
Just a few seconds to a minute. Greg, you're familiar with that?
Brian Kilmeade
What's the sock thing?
Greg Gutfeld
I'll tell you afterwards, Dana. All right, we're going to do some cliff diving. Let's go to Indonesia. Where is it? Indonesia, everybody? Nobody knows. Asia. Data. Got it again. This is the island of the Gods. They jumped from 88ft. That's like hitting the water.
Brian Kilmeade
No.
Greg Gutfeld
At 52 miles an hour.
Brian Kilmeade
No.
Greg Gutfeld
Aidan Helslop from Great Britain won it. Go, Peter.
Jesse Watters
And wow. You know.
Brian Kilmeade
Did you do that?
Greg Gutfeld
Only if I was pushed tonight. Jesse Waters, primetime. Johnny was in L. A asking about the mayor's race watch.
Dana Perino
Nithya Ramen?
Greg Gutfeld
Never heard of her.
Dana Perino
She says she has the solution to stopping wildfires, stopping backyard barbecues.
Jesse Watters
I'm African American. I'm whole black.
Dana Perino
We gonna barbecue regardless.
Greg Gutfeld
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Episode Title: Sick & Vile Chants At NJ ICE Facility
Date: May 28, 2026
Hosts: Greg Gutfeld, Jesse Watters, Dana Perino, Brian Kilmeade, Jessica Tarlov
This episode of The Five centers on recent heated protests at the Delaney Hall ICE detention facility in New Jersey, including confrontational chants and allegations of inhumane conditions. The panel fiercely debates the realities of immigration detention, political responses, and media coverage. Other major topics include Dr. Jill Biden’s new book and her remarks about President Biden’s health, the Los Angeles mayoral race featuring Spencer Pratt, and the Texas Senate race. The episode is marked by spirited disagreements, pointed humor, and sharp commentary.
Background & Chants
Detention Center Conditions Debate
Democratic Response
Notable Quotes
Book Revelations
Panel Reaction
Media & Party Implications
Notable Moments
Spencer Pratt’s Candidacy
Celebrity & Media Responses
Critiques and Meta-Commentary
Notable Quotes
Campaign Tactics & Endorsements
Democratic Counterpoints
The discussion is heated and partisan, with a mix of sarcasm, humor, and pointed attacks characteristic of The Five. Each host represents a distinct viewpoint—often at odds—which fuels the show’s lively and sometimes combative atmosphere.
This episode showcases The Five’s trademark back-and-forth on immigration protests, political accountability, and high-profile election races. With its blend of news, analysis, humor and strong opinions, the panel tackles current controversies while sparking deeper questions about media trust, protest tactics, and the state of political debate in America.