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Jesse Waters
Time for the five.
Greg Gutfeld
Hi, I'm greg gutfeld along with kayleigh mcenany, jessica tarlov, jesse waters and she roast marshmallows over a birthday candle. Dana perino, the five. President Trump giving Iran another love tap. The US Launching self defense strikes against Iranian mine laying boats and missile launch sites as they push for a deal to end the conflict and reopen the Strait of Hormuz. Trump is assisting. Peace talks are still proceeding nicely and little Marco says it'll just take a few more days to get a deal done. It's going to take a couple days to settle on, even down to the disagreements over a word sentence. So we'll have to work through that. If there's going to be a deal, we're going to have to work through that. But this is, you know, it's either going to be a good deal or there isn't going to be one. Meanwhile, the Democrats are accidentally proving Trump's point on the nukes. At no point in the last decade have they been weeks away from, from having the nuclear weapon. The intelligence community has never assessed that to be a case. Now, that doesn't mean that they weren't some months away. Let's not underappreciate the fact that Iran, had they wanted to, probably could have assembled a nuclear device at any point in the last decade or so in, in a matter of some months. Right, Dana? See, this was all for nothing. They were months away, not weeks away.
Kayleigh McEnany
Yesterday I was asked by a friend to give her like a couple of weekends that were available in the summer to get together. And I looked at the calendar and I was like, well, summer's over. There are no weekends available because that's how fast a month goes by. So that argument is kind of silly. I do think that there's a lot of uncertainty surrounding this. President Trump's going to have a cabinet meeting tomorrow and I was just told it's actually going to be at the White House now, not at Camp David. I would say this Iran is definitely weaker than it was before because of President Trump. So not only with the Soleimani killing in the first term, but Operation Midnight Hammer and then this more recent operation which took out all the leaders, not all, most of the leaders, 46 or 47 of them, and most of the ballistic missile program, but not enough to say that that is over. So they are weakened, but Iran still maintains the ability to cause some pain and the Strait of Hormuz is one of them. However, it is a good thing for us that we have all of the Gulf allies on our side to say no, the strait needs to be open and there needs to be, we have to go back to the way it was. Nobody gets charged. That's the way that it has to be. I think the realistic scenario is that we go, as General Kaine said this morning, Keane, excuse me, that he doesn't think that we're going back to using any weapons. He thinks that President Trump has chosen a diplomatic path. And so I guess you try to get to the best deal that you possibly can and in that scenario you deal with long term containment. And how different does it look from before? Well, as I said, they're weaker and you get some sort of deal on the, on the uranium in a way that is assured to the Americans and to the allies in the region, of course to Israel, and then you have to deal with sanctions. But I would imagine that President Trump is not afraid to use military force. Obviously he's willing to do it. And I believe that if they keep that threat at the ready and Iran believes that that threat is at the ready, that the long term containment could actually be assured. But I'm not sure.
Greg Gutfeld
Excellent assessment, Dana. You know, Jesse, I was thinking how the secret to an effective deal is not being the who wants it done fast. In any real estate deal, as you
Jesse Waters
probably know, we both know.
Greg Gutfeld
Yes, but Iran has no real ability to do anything fast. It's destroyed. So it's like the environment dictates the pace and that might be. That's kind of to our disadvantage, correct?
Jesse Waters
Yes. But you could say that the blockade puts us in a much stronger position and that's what's gotten them to the table after the cease fire. But I wanted to keep pounding Iran, I wanted to keep hitting him harder. Maybe I had a little bit of war fever, I don't know. But if you're saying you can destroy the uranium, then I say you take the deal because Space force is watching it. They can see the three sites, it's under the rubble, they're watching it like a hawk. And Trump's not going to get snookered. That's why we have the aircraft carrier strike groups still there and the carriers are going to be there until we can verify that the Iranian is going to been destroyed. And that's like what you saw with the straight. We got to keep them there to keep them honest in the straight. And that's when you see the Mosquito fleet. If they lay a mine, you light them up. And they retaliated with some missile strikes and then we wiped out their their launchers. Step one to the deal is they have to stop terrorizing and tolling the strait. Nothing else happens after that. If you unlock that, then everything else falls into place. But if you were to tell me before this, you're basically killing the Ayatollah, crippling Junior, destroying the uranium and most of their convention of military and then putting on a world class air campaign and naval blockade in front of the world. I'd say that's a pretty effective mission. But Trump wants to go bigger. Trump wants to leverage the Arabs into the Abraham Accords. So you guys have to treat Israel the right way. It's basically an anti Iranian alliance. So if there's an attack on Israel, it's bad for business and we don't have to referee the sandbox. The only thing is is that you're gonna have to unlock some money. Now. It's not like sending pallets of cash over there like Obama did. It's basically just unfreezing some of their accounts. But that's like peanuts compared to the hundreds of billions of dollars that they because of the sanctions, the blockade, the war. It's absolutely crippled them. So I bet a lot of these guys, they unfreeze the accounts. I bet they fly to Beijing or fly to Vlad's neighborhood and just hang out with the mistresses because it's not a safe place to be. It's not a good place to be a Tehran after all this. And Hines, he's basically admitting he's an idiot. He's saying that yes, I was perfectly comfortable with Iran on the cusp of a nuke armed to the teeth and us not being able to do anything about it. No bueno.
Greg Gutfeld
No bueno. Jessica, I hope you had a lovely Memorial Day. Hating America.
Jessica Tarlov
What?
Greg Gutfeld
I'm joking. Do I have to say I'm joking?
Jesse Waters
Oh, she sent I love your mother.
Greg Gutfeld
Wonderful. It's an odd responsibility for the victor, but they still have to create some kind of face saving move for the loser. What might that be for Iran? You have 30 seconds.
Jessica Tarlov
It'll come down to the details of whatever this is. You know, if they get a deal, is it going to be better, the same or worse than the jcpoa? That's what it's going to get compared to. I loved the cope from Jesse there about the money that would be released to the Iranians that it denying the fact that it was their money that was being held in Qatari bank accounts when Obama did it. Only $1.7 billion. Not the huge numbers that people say versus what's going to this time when Donald Trump has to give them some of their money in order to get them to take a deal. And we'll see how it all unfolds. I'm fascinated by Iran saying we might not toll the strait anymore. There's just going to be a fee that you pay for, quote, unquote, environmental protection, which sounds like you're continuing to toll the Strait of Hormuz. And nobody has yet mentioned the importance of the domestic pressure right now on Donald Trump, the lack of fertilizer that is getting to our country. If turn on any channel, you'll see interviews with farmers who are saying that it is complete dire straits at this point. We already have a record number of bankruptcies, and so it seems to me. And we'll see what the deal looks like if there is one to be had. Donald Trump needs a midterms deal more than he needs a nuclear deal at this point and is willing to make a deal and punt some of the more complicated stuff down the road, continue the cease fire in that respect so that we can deal with $4.50 gas approval ratings and, you know, in the tank, minus 52 on inflation, minus 24 on foreign policy. You want to say, oh, this is a great solution to all of this. There are a number of conservative supporters of the war who feel like you did in your initial statements, Jesse, that they want actually more firepower. They don't want us to walk away at this point and just have a diplomatic solution. And I'm not sure at this point that Iran actually does think that we are willing to, to come at them with missiles again because we've been threatening, you know, nuclear plant day, bridge day, tunnel day, whatever it is for a long time at this point. And I'm not saying that I want them necessarily to call our bluff, but I'm not sure that they're quaking in their proverbial booties as much as you might think.
Jesse Waters
The Iranians aren't scared at all, just living underground with no elect.
Jessica Tarlov
This is to ignore the heaps of reporting about their capacity, that their missile capacity is much stronger than we thought. The concerns that even the vice president, our own vice president, has about our ability to continue our munitions supplies.
Jesse Waters
Yeah, yeah, we're in dire straits in the usa.
Greg Gutfeld
The good news is the loss of fertilizer from Iran is being offset by Jessica's answers. Kaylee, I leave it to you to I feel that the response to all Democrats should be Trump did the work, so shut up. He understands that there's a risk involved to his own polls and everything when you do something like this. But it's now, the cleanup is often harder than the. The attack itself.
Dana Perino
Yeah, I mean, Jessica, the idea that Iran doesn't believe or fear military action. A dead Ayatollah would say otherwise. Oh, wait, he can't speak.
Jessica Tarlov
He's with his 72 version.
Dana Perino
This is the president that took action. You ask, would this deal be better or worse than the jcpoa? I think that's the correct comparison. And the answer to that is better. I spoke at length with the senior administration official on Sunday and they said to me, the entire concept of this is no dust, no deal. There will be no deal without the nuclear dust, the enriched uranium. They said they are 95% of the way there. It'll be about five, six, seven days. Is the timeline of these remaining negotiations on language. That puts us at Thursday, Friday, Saturday. We'll see if that timeline holds. They said they basically have a deal on the dust. They have a deal on the Strait of Hormuz. The rest is language. So we'll see. 95% is not 100%. And they said we're not afraid to walk away. And we have optionality. We could resume strikes. How is this different than President Obama's JCPOA? It is very different. The JCPOA had a 10 to 15 year sunset clause. So, okay, we're good for 10 years. But little Blake, little Nash, my kids, they aren't safe. Because 10 to 15 years, you can resume creating nuclear weapons. That makes no sense. It also had no inspections, no anywhere, anytime, any place, inspections. This deal would be a deal where immediately, as the President said, the uranium, the dust, would be brought home and destroyed or destroyed in place. That would be a significant achievement, one that no president before could make. And to Jesse's point, you have the Abraham Accords now, too. The President says immediately he wants Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Pakistan, Turkey, Qatar and Jordan to sign on to this. It is an entire restructuring of the balance of power of the Middle East. Now, all that to be said, we'll see what happens. By this weekend, this could all go away. But I know this. We have a president that doesn't make bad deals. And we have a president that put Maduro in handcuffs, indicted Castro, killed the ayatollah, freed the hostages and settled eight conflicts. Pretty good track record.
Greg Gutfeld
All right, that was fun. Up next, screeching awfuls. Go nuts outside an ICE facility.
Jesse Waters
I world, your world. People like to hear their names. I know. Paris, to get away from your parents.
Greg Gutfeld
You look so proud. Standing there with a frown and a cigarette posting pictures of yourself.
Jesse Waters
That's it, yeah. Oh, what do you do?
Dana Perino
What are you gonna do?
Jesse Waters
And witchcraft. I know the best lawyers. The anti ICE circus is back in town. Left wing agitators brawling with agents outside a New Jersey ICE facility. Setting up their own little chop zone with barricades and human chains and car checkpoints to make sure illegals don't get in. They were egged on by Democrats like New Jersey Governor Mickey. Or is it Mikey Sherrill, your governor, whatever. And Senator Andy Kim. Who's that? Who showed up and claimed that there's a hunger strike among the detainees. But DHS says that's bogus. There is no hunger strike. They also posted the mugshots of the alleged murderers, rapists and pedophiles inside. All who the Dems want back out on the streets. But never mind that. Mojo's convinced these are internment camps. It remains extraordinary that governors of states,
Greg Gutfeld
that United States senators, that members of Congress who actually find these. What. What many people inside are calling concentration camps. I think that really internment camps certainly
Jesse Waters
do fit that they can't get in.
Greg Gutfeld
Every member of Congress should go to every internment camp in their districts and
Jesse Waters
should demand that they be allowed to be or they fund nothing. So that's how they spent their Memorial Day.
Kayleigh McEnany
Right?
Greg Gutfeld
Be sure.
Kayleigh McEnany
Greg.
Greg Gutfeld
Okay. You're looking at me. I didn't know if it was because
Jesse Waters
I usually when I look at you, I want you to talk.
Greg Gutfeld
All right. Yeah.
Jesse Waters
Done the show before? Yeah.
Greg Gutfeld
It's a place on Memorial Day. The message is clear. Illegal immigrants, no matter how criminal they are, take priority over dead soldiers. We would rather foment anti American spectacles on Memorial Day than express support for a country. It's like throwing mud at a bride at our wedding. We do not celebrate. Celebrate this day. Do I care that Andy Kim got pepper sprayed? No, I don't care. You. You are doing. This is Memorial Day, champ. You. You. You're actually participating in something that undermines our country's security. You know, a veteran was murdered a few days ago. You didn't give two turds about that. I don't care about you. What Kim got was what he wanted. He wanted the attention off Memorial Day and on him. But it's not going to change the way we feel about him or anything else. Here's the deal. This is all designed. All this. We know this and we're not scared of it anymore. That's the beauty of it. Doesn't bother us. But it's designed to create a visual spectacle, an obstacle that then pressures you into submission. Then when the spectacle happens, they go, look. Look what the policy's creating. Look at this chaos. Isn't this awful? This went on in Minnesota. We can go through all that. But it's the visual chaos that they claim is being caused by the deportations. No, it isn't. The visual chaos is caused by them. It's like if I throw a party and you bring a gun. You can't blame me for my party leading to gun violence. You brought the violence there, you scum.
Jesse Waters
These are the New Jersey leaders that we have, Dana.
Dana Perino
Yes.
Jesse Waters
It's not a proud moment for us New Jersey residents.
Kayleigh McEnany
So Mikey Sherrill is the Spanberger of New Jersey.
Jesse Waters
Yes.
Kayleigh McEnany
They ran on a similar platform. Right. Moder Democrat, served in the military. Going to be very practical and common sense. And on Memorial Day, she chose to go with activists, many of whom are probably the money that organizes it. Maybe they're paid. And it's more important for her to be seen making news with them than anything else. That tells you a lot where the energy in the. In the base is, but also it tells you this. I feel like the Democrats, and Kim in particular, is desperate to get this story back on the front page. Since January, let's say the end of January, when Tom Homan took over for Homeland Security and Mark Wayne Mullen, it's not been in the news. They've not had any negative headlines. They are going about doing their work, and the Democrats can't get any traction out of it. So they're irritated about it, and they're trying to do that. The other thing is, it's sort of weird. These people, their instinct was to basically build a wall, and it's like, well, guys. Yes, exactly. Thank you for making our point. But of all the things that you could choose to do on Memorial Day, this one I would have skipped.
Jesse Waters
Wouldn't you have suggested, if you were running these people, maybe go do a parade, hold a little flag up, thank a veteran.
Jessica Tarlov
So my understanding is that it had been several days that elected officials were being denied their oversight rights, so they should be able to enter a facility like this. This is Delaney hall, and we've seen issues with this all over the country at the Dilley facility in Texas, at Alligator Alcatraz in Florida, which actually has to close next month. Not shedding a tear for that one. So they were trying to get in to see what the conditions were actually like because there's supposedly a hunger strike going on and nobody believes.
Jesse Waters
Who cares? Who cares?
Jessica Tarlov
Okay.
Dana Perino
A lot of.
Jesse Waters
There's a hunger strike for criminal illegals.
Jessica Tarlov
They're supposed to, first of all, and as we know from what has gone on over the first year and a half, the Trump administration, that there are a lot of people in those facilities who don't deserve to be a lot of people.
Greg Gutfeld
How many? Tell us, please.
Jessica Tarlov
Well, I don't know. Politico just put this in. And I love when you laugh. I'm like, I'm going to cite a real source. And you're like, oh, that's embarrassing.
Greg Gutfeld
They could have done this on Tuesday, Jessica. That's all we're saying. Do this on Tuesday. Why Monday?
Kayleigh McEnany
That's not.
Jessica Tarlov
I said that. It started earlier than that. And they were being denied access.
Greg Gutfeld
Take Monday.
Jessica Tarlov
Politico has looked at this. So judges have ruled against ISIS detentions over 10,000 times in the this iteration of the Trump administration and Trump 2.0. That's roughly 90% of cases that are being thrown out because ICE is taking illegal actions, detaining people who don't deserve to be detained. There has been widespread reporting.
Greg Gutfeld
Like who?
Jessica Tarlov
I love that we've gone through all of these cycles.
Jesse Waters
Doesn't mean the efforts.
Greg Gutfeld
Wrong.
Jessica Tarlov
90% of your efforts are not just a few mistakes. That means that you are not paying attention to the White House trying.
Greg Gutfeld
Compared to what?
Jessica Tarlov
In jail? Who don't deserve to be there. And I love.
Greg Gutfeld
Compared to what?
Jessica Tarlov
Oh, everything's fine. And we're gonna ignore the fact of what actually happened in Minnesota that there were American citizens who were killed by ice?
Greg Gutfeld
And then compared to what? What did you guys do?
Jessica Tarlov
This is what you always did.
Greg Gutfeld
No, that's correct. You guys created this problem and then you're going, how dare you solve it. Well, why don't you solve it by
Jessica Tarlov
getting your 90% of your cases thrown out? You haven't solved anything. You've just humiliated.
Greg Gutfeld
Look at the deportation numbers. I think we have.
Kayleigh McEnany
And he also fired the Homeland Security Secretary. That was acknowledged because she finally got
Jessica Tarlov
too corrupt for him.
Dana Perino
When you said that. I think he did anything, but he did something.
Kayleigh McEnany
He fired her. And now you haven't had it in the headlines for four months because they fixed it.
Jesse Waters
Yeah, it's political, Kaylee.
Dana Perino
This protest is a farce. They don't care about illegal immigrants. Sorry, your party does not care.
Jessica Tarlov
You don't have to talk to me.
Dana Perino
Where was your party, Jessica, when a 13 year old Honduran migrant girl during the Biden era filed a lawsuit because she Was served bloodied chicken and there were feathers sticking out. Where was. Where were the protests then for the 13 year old migrant girl? They didn't exist because it was under Biden. Where was the protest for the kids who were on suicide watch list at Fort Bliss during the Biden era? They had just confiscate pencils, pens, scissors, nail clippers, toothbrushes and the metal clips from N95 respirators because there were suicide watch lists with young migrant children on them. Where was your party then? There were no protests. There was silence because it was politically inconvenient. Where were the protests for the 17 year old Honduran girl who said, I feel asphyxiated being here in the Dallas, Texas convention center? There's no one here. I just talk to God. It helps me and I cry. I wish I could at least have a Bible. There were no protests because they did not care. The list goes on. I could go on and on. The girls that were age 13 to 17 who were using plastic bags for toilets. Toilets during the Biden era. Don't give me this because I reported this on our network. We talked about it on Outnumbered. Your party didn't care. If you care about illegal immigrants, care about the little migrant children who were victims of the Biden administration. Or how about this? The US citizens like Jocelyn Nungaree, Sheridan Gorman who are not here to tell this story. The 70 fatalities of people with illegal big rig licenses that are killing Americans across the country. Or the girls who were sexually assaulted in the Virginia school by an illegal immigrant. Why not advocate for the US citizen or in the very least the migrant kids who are victims.
Jessica Tarlov
Which is part of the reason that Joe Biden, by the way, closed the Dilley facility and then Donald Trump opened it up.
Dana Perino
Silent on this.
Jessica Tarlov
No.
Jesse Waters
He should have closed the border. How about the border literally closed the
Jessica Tarlov
facility that now if you go and you read, ProPublica is reporting about what these kids are going through that nobody cares about in this.
Jesse Waters
And Jessica, at least Alligator Alcatraz had toilets.
Greg Gutfeld
No.
Jessica Tarlov
Yes. One toilet for like a thousand men.
Jesse Waters
It was a nice porta potty.
Jessica Tarlov
Stop it. I love. And they have computer access and it's like a library in there. You sound ridiculous.
Greg Gutfeld
You have no credibility to criticize. When somebody is solving the. Trying to solve a problem that you guys created, it's like you're again.
Jessica Tarlov
Then I won't talk until Thursday.
Greg Gutfeld
Like a drunk who destroys a hotel room that stands over while the maid tries to clean it up.
Jesse Waters
Yeah, and we'll be the Maid. We'll be the maid. We'll transition into a maid for you. I know that's what you like. And don't call me ridiculous ever again.
Jessica Tarlov
You're definitively ridiculous.
Jesse Waters
I know I am.
Jessica Tarlov
Daily basis.
Jesse Waters
Coming up next, Bernie blesses the nipple Nazi. You want me to say that? I want you to stay. So you should probably leave.
Dana Perino
The Democrats new Nazi tattooed darling Graham Platner teaming up with the socialist godfather himself, Bernie Sanders, to rally voters in Maine this weekend. But the controversial candidate had some serious trouble getting his role model's name right.
Greg Gutfeld
I shared a stage with Senator Standers. It was here in Portland the honor of joining Senator Sanders on stage. We are taking back what is ours. We're going to take it back from the corporations that seek profit, no matter the cost.
Jesse Waters
Working people, including Republicans, understand that the economy is rigged, that the campaign campaign
Greg Gutfeld
finance system is corrupt, that in fact,
Jesse Waters
we need a political revolution.
Dana Perino
Platner is also finding himself in hot water yet again for refusing to apologize over an old Reddit post mocking a Purple Heart recipient and saying he didn't
Greg Gutfeld
deserve to live out of four tours the infantry. Any attempt to say that I disrespect veterans is slanderous and offensive.
Jesse Waters
Do you think you owe him an apology?
Greg Gutfeld
Do you know how many of my friends have purple? How many of my friends got wounded?
Dana Perino
Yeah, you know, Dana, polling shows him six or seven points ahead, but Susan Collins team says, look, we were down last time about this much and pulled it out.
Kayleigh McEnany
Yeah, and she won by nine points in the end, that last race. But I do think that the Republicans have a race on their hands. They're going to spend a lot of money up there, but the opposition research against Platner is going to continue to come out. What's interesting about him is that people, some people believe that he just came out of nowhere as this oyster farmer, working family. No. There were glowing profiles of him in the New York Times and gq. To me, it was all curated. It was all planned because people like Bernie Sanders, they look at him and say, this is what we think. The awfuls, the wine moms are going to like and they'll send us a lot of money and they'll be able to do this. And what's interesting is that he's he and he's not alone. But let's just talk about him for a moment. Those types of Democrats are going to dominate the headlines. They are going to gobble up the money. They are the ones that are going to steal all the headlines. They will dominate the discussion. And then you'll have all these moderate Democrats that have a very hard time of distancing from him because the harder the far left digs in, the more difficult it is going to be for the Democrats who really would love to beat Susan Collins. They'd love to have that seat, but do they want him as their senator? Probably not. But that's, you're going to have to dance with the one who brought you. If he were to win, I don't think he's necessarily going to win, but he is ahead right now. And on top of all of that, all the other things that the women that he's just basically just disregarded in his post, the Purple Heart veterans, it's the fact that he actually doesn't want economic growth for the state. And that is a state that is has a long tradition of blue collar workers who really want to just succeed and take care of their families.
Dana Perino
At least one Democrat has distanced himself and that's Congressman Austin Kloss. Let's watch this.
Jesse Waters
I find that tattoo and his commentary about it to be personally disqualifying. I think that would be a mistake for the Democratic Party to think that Graham Platner's brand of the Democratic Party is what wins us durable majorities throughout this country.
Dana Perino
Do you agree it's disqualifying, Jessica?
Jessica Tarlov
I was saying in the break to you guys, I do not envy Democratic voters in Maine. I think this is really tough. I think that Susan Collins is in a much worse position than she was when she was running against Sarah Gideon. I think that Graham Platner really represents the vibe and the mood of the Democratic base right now. They want to hear you talking about Medicare for all. They wanted to hear you talking about cutting off foreign aid to Israel and having a non interventionist foreign policy. And I do think, and it wouldn't make all of this go away, but an apology or an acknowledgment of some of these things I think would make people who are on the fence feel a lot better about it. When with the, excuse me, with the tattoo, for instance, where he says, oh, I didn't know. And then there are tons of Reddit posts that show that he did know a long time before that there are people who have quit his campaign over this and said, you know, there's more to come out. I would just take it upon myself to own everything that you know is coming. At least you can get ahead of it at this point. And what Congressman Auchincloss is saying is something that I Know, a lot of moderate Democrats absolutely feel. But then he had to backtrack because people said, oh, he's essentially endorsing Susan Collins. He was like, no, no, you should just vote for someone else in the primary. That's like doing nothing. You either have to say, I don't want that seat if that person is going to be sitting in it on the Democratic side, or I think Susan Collins would be better if she stayed in the Senate. But it's. Very few people that I know feel that way. Feel like there's an opportunity, that the tide has turned against the Trump administration and that we do well in the midterms, but potentially have a chance to win the Senate picking up in Alaska or a seat like this in Maine. And that's very tough to say no to.
Dana Perino
What a sad indictment, Jesse, of the Democratic base. I mean, the guy has a Nazi tattoo, and he said he wanted a fellow service member. He said he deserved to die.
Jesse Waters
Yeah, I can't really figure this out. Guy says all cops are pigs and then says black people don't tip. It's all over the place. He's a Nazi. And then he wants men and girls, sports. He's an oyster farmer, but he hates lobstermen. I don't get it. He's, like, said so much stuff. I have the oppo sheet right here, fresh from the RNC press shop. It's thick, Jessica. I don't even have time to read it. It's just disgusting. I mean, it's even bad for me. He said he's like, Trump. He has said so much. It's like, where do you even start?
Jessica Tarlov
I love Trump.
Jesse Waters
I do. But he hasn't said this stuff. This is bad. And I swear the man does not have a Nazi tattoo. I've never seen Trump naked, but that's what Democrats are going to have to start doing before a candidate runs. They're gonna have to say, strip. Because I gotta know if you got a Nazi tattoo.
Dana Perino
Oh, my gosh. I liked the theatric beating of the rnc.
Jesse Waters
I mean, this is the thickest jacket of oppo I've ever seen. It's five, and it's dense. He called Jesus a zombie. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. What do you mean, oh?
Jessica Tarlov
Do you think if someone hears I'm getting.
Jesse Waters
Let's run him for Senate. Jesus is a zombie. Run him for Senate.
Greg Gutfeld
I think. I don't see the rough spot between. You mentioned that Democrats are in a rough spot. You have, like, the most liberal Republican you could find. The safest person in the world, Collins. Or you have a Nazi nut bag, and you're going, this is a really tough choice. No, that's a tough choice if you're a supremely ideological person who can overlook the morality that you claim to have. This is a. This is a message about Democrats and men. They were so hot for it, they took a madman. They were so they. And it proves this, like, amazing point. Normal men left. And any man pretending to be an alpha male in the Democrat Party is unstable, is not sane. You are. They either have an ulterior motive, you know, like they are imposters trying to get in somewhere, or they're just crazy.
Jesse Waters
Like this guy.
Greg Gutfeld
This guy. There's something wrong. I'm going to put it gently. He is not a stable person. We can, like, talk about all the things that he said. We know they're there. But the mosaic is not a stable person. And I had it on good, good information from a source that Moore is going to drop Dana some pretty ugly stuff. Okay. And I'll just finish on this whole Standers and Platner buddy film. They should call it the Nazi and the Neanderthal or the Stormtrooper and the Socialist. It's like, in what world do you have a guy with a Nazi tattoo who's pro Hamas uniting to work with an old Jewish liberal?
Jesse Waters
I know.
Greg Gutfeld
There is no world, so you have to create it. You have to create a world where you could say, these two guys have to come together. And how do you do that? Well, under Trump, a fabricated authoritarian. Sometimes, you know, two adversaries have to come together to fight this evil authoritarian. That's the structure they're using. And even Jessica said they have a chance to bring Trump down. Maybe they can do it. In reality, the two most authoritarian monstrosities in history are Nazism and socialism. And you have two representatives right there saying, no. The leader of the free world, a Republican, He's a Nazi. And authoritarian. And this can only work with two kinds of people. Stupid people, and perhaps white liberal Jews who still view assimilation as a way to deal with the enemy, as the only method of survival. I still gotta be close to these people. It's terrible and it's wrong, but that's where we are.
Kayleigh McEnany
Can I mention one thing? You know what Susan Collins, unforgivable sin was to the Democrats? She voted for Brett Kavanaugh, and they have never forgotten it. And that's why they just cannot deal.
Greg Gutfeld
I blame Jessica.
Dana Perino
Yeah. I blame Jessica for all things, all maladies. All right, coming up next, the price is wrong. Drew Carey is melting down over Spencer Pratt.
Jesse Waters
Oh, my God, that was so. Next thing you know, he's saving money like never before.
Greg Gutfeld
Just like.
Jesse Waters
They're not from California. These people have been bused in by scam, rehabs, scam, NGOs, scam, homeless, non profits. These, these people, when I unplug them and say, we're not taking our tax money anymore, they're all going to Seattle where the mayor will welcome them. These are products to a lot of people.
Kayleigh McEnany
Spencer Pratt continues to shine in the LA mayor's race with his takes on the homeless crisis. But not everybody in Hollywood is on that train. The Price Is Right host Drew Carey says that anyone in LA who endorses Spencer Pratt, quote, needs to get their head out of their bleep. I understand being angry, unsatisfied, but at least get behind someone competent and not some serial scammer without a soul or moral compass. If this guy already. My good, she couldn't even believe it.
Greg Gutfeld
Oh, my God. And this guy does the prices right.
Jesse Waters
I'm boycotting.
Greg Gutfeld
Well, the message we're hearing from Spencer Pratt and in general, the American public, from the bodegas to the office buildings, we have no place to put the insane. We have no place to put them. And that includes the drug addicts. Because when you do drugs long enough, you are no longer a thinking person. You are insane, a zombie, as he has said. Anybody who lives in a city knows what I'm talking about. The democratic idea of compassion eliminated a place for these people, and they created laws to let them live everywhere. Pratt thinks outside the box, whereas Mayor. Mayor Bass prefers people to live in them. He's calling out the deception that, like, you know, oh, when you talk about the homeless, it's a single mom living paycheck to paycheck. Now, out of the 40,000, nearly all of them are on drugs. Mostly men exploiting the laws that permit vagrancy. And over time, they become feral, antagonistic and violent. Gone are the days of the gentle hobo. It's a jungle out there. It's bad news in terms of Drew Carey. It's frustrating to see smart people unable to assess problems like an adult. Why can't Drew Carey just think compared to who else is running? I may think he's not qualified, but compared to what's out there, do those people with experience, what have they been doing? See, this is how I thought. I thought, like him about Trump, and I was wrong. I wasn't looking at the context that he was an outsider coming in, but he's like. He's frozen in place. Drew Carey, he's like, when people are stuck in their lane, they get mad when people step out of it.
Kayleigh McEnany
And it's not like Drew Kerry is offering a positive endorsement of Karen Bass.
Jesse Waters
Well, Dana, I don't know if you know this, but I'm a world traveler.
Greg Gutfeld
Yeah, you went to. Didn't you go to Paris?
Jesse Waters
I just returned from Paris.
Greg Gutfeld
What was that like?
Jesse Waters
Now I understand other cities and other cultures in a way that was much deeper than before. And the French take care of Paris because they care. I didn't see a single homeless person. One was borderline. Might have been a gypsy. Hard to tell. You know how the.
Greg Gutfeld
That was Gerard Depardieu.
Jesse Waters
You know how the French are smoking cigarettes constantly. There's no cigarette butts anywhere on the street. There is no graffiti. There is no trash. The people don't litter. There are gold plated domes, exquisite statues, museums. They were laughing that the Democrats were upset that Trump was building a ballroom. They thought it was a beautiful idea.
Jessica Tarlov
Random people were saying that to you, Jesse.
Jesse Waters
I speak English to French people who understand English. And that's what we talked about, Jessica. They understand standards and beauty and they love where they live. And millions of people visit Paris every year and they want to impress them. Think about it. In three years, millions of people are coming to LA for the Olympics. Shouldn't there be a mass mobilization to clean up this city? It doesn't mean you're a fascist to keep it clean. It just means you're French.
Dana Perino
I didn't know you were a Parisian Frenchman, Jesse. And you have monochromatic outfits, apparently.
Jesse Waters
Okay, I told you that. The record.
Dana Perino
So masculine.
Jessica Tarlov
You guys like Spencer Pratt. Which means people who vote like me are very hesitant to do it. Think like a disenchanted liberal. Think about how he could modify. Okay, then don't win elections. That's your choice. Because as you fall more in love with him. Karen Bass. Odds and the prediction markets of winning are actually going up.
Kayleigh McEnany
I hear you. All right, The Fastest is up next.
Jessica Tarlov
Welcome back. He's still talking about Paris being nice. RFK Jr. Wrangling two snakes at Dr. Oz's Palm beach mansion. And they bit him. Kaylee, why is he so weird?
Dana Perino
This is phenomenal. I mean, I would never touch a snake. This is mortifying. But good for him. And it bit him and everything. He saved the day. Way to save everyone.
Jessica Tarlov
This is super masculine, right, Jess?
Jesse Waters
I don't know. He probably tried to slice his penis off. Remember what he did to the raccoon?
Jessica Tarlov
I do.
Jesse Waters
Just saying.
Jessica Tarlov
We don't have to touch it.
Jesse Waters
That snake's not that manly anymore.
Kayleigh McEnany
It's hard for me to look at the video because if I see. If I see a snake on tv, I'll have a nightmare about a snake.
Jessica Tarlov
Do you have any?
Greg Gutfeld
No, they don't have snakes on a plane. Paris.
Jesse Waters
That's true. They got rid of them.
Jessica Tarlov
One More Thing's up next.
Jesse Waters
All right.
Greg Gutfeld
One more thing. All right, tonight I got cat. Tiff is back. Andrew Gruel, Brooke Goldstein, Tyrus. Up to you, Dana.
Kayleigh McEnany
Oh, really? Okay. Perino. On politics, I did Nate Foy. We talked about Purple State. He likes rom com drama and he was funny. You could learn more about him. And I'm going to join Gutfeld on the road June 6th and 7th, Frisco, Texas, and Charlotte, North Carolina. That's going to be great.
Jesse Waters
It is.
Greg Gutfeld
Jesse, tell us more about Paris.
Jesse Waters
How about England? Let's go. Here we go. Well, the English, not as sophisticated.
Kayleigh McEnany
Cheese again?
Jessica Tarlov
No, they're rolling.
Jesse Waters
They're rolling for cheese.
Jessica Tarlov
Oh, yes, I know.
Jesse Waters
Dana's married to a Brit, so she's embarrassed by this spectacle.
Kayleigh McEnany
I need one more thing.
Dana Perino
Every year.
Jesse Waters
Okay. I need one more thing. Stana.
Greg Gutfeld
Okay.
Jesse Waters
I don't have a podcast tonight. Happy TDS Tuesday.
Greg Gutfeld
All right, Jessica.
Jessica Tarlov
I don't have enough time for my Yorkshire terrier, so to say. Very excited to have Kat Tim back after her wonderful father passed away. And she's gonna be hilarious and brave and strong and all the things. And we love her.
Jesse Waters
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This episode of The Five tackles some of the most debated news of the week: President Trump’s negotiations with Iran, the ongoing ICE protests, a controversial Senate candidate in Maine, the Los Angeles mayoral race, and lighter "One More Thing" segments. The panel dissects policy moves, media narratives, and cultural signals with their signature banter and debate.
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