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Greg Gutfeld
Time.
Emily Compagno
Hello everyone. I'm Emily Compagno along with Paul Morrow, Jessica Charloff, Jesse Waters and Greg Gutfeld. It's five o' clock in New York City and this is the five.
Jessica Charloff
Good morning, Mr. Mandani. Just wondering, do you have any response to those who have been labeling you a communist in recent days?
Emily Compagno
Do you plan on walking back any statements when you meet with leader Jeffries?
Jessica Charloff
Like seizing the means of production? Thank you.
Emily Compagno
He's seizing the means of the Democratic Party. New York City Socialist candidate for mayor Zoran Mamdani dodging questions as he finally gets a meeting with House Minority leader Hakeem Jeffries. Still no endorsement, but they will meet again. It just underscores the Democrats identity crisis as they face a rock bottom 19% approval rating. Should the party embrace Zoran's hot socialist summer of rent freezes, free buses, city run grosch, hump the breaks and at least pretend to be the party of moderation. Every other day another video re emerges of Xoran's radical past, including this insanity about abolishing private property.
Greg Gutfeld
The system has hundreds of thousands of.
Emily Compagno
People unhoused, right for what? And if there was any system that could guarantee each person housing, whether you call it the abolition of private property or you call it just a statewide housing guarantee, it is preferable to what.
Greg Gutfeld
Is going on right now.
Emily Compagno
And I think that people try and play like gotcha games about these kinds of things and it's like, look, I care more about whether somebody has a home. But Dems are already warming up to those radical policies. Liz Warren is giving her stamp of approval to government run grocery stores. It's a new and fresh plan for New York City. But it's been tried in other cities around the country and has had some real successes. So what I hear mom Dhommi saying is I want to try things to make it work for working families.
Jessica Charloff
And you know what?
Emily Compagno
This is how democracy works. A lot of people in New York City said that sounds good to me. I'd rather try that than any of the other alternatives available to me.
Jessica Charloff
I support that.
Emily Compagno
Good luck with that, comrade. History is pretty clear. Socialist policies turn thriving countries into breadline bonanzas. And yet Tim Walls is stumped by why Democrats are seen as anti success.
Greg Gutfeld
It's capturing this idea of wealth and being able to be successful, which we as Democrats, we want people to pay their fair share. But why are we against people being successful like that? We can't be.
Jessica Charloff
Why are we against?
Greg Gutfeld
We should talk about businesses. Not all businesses exploit their workers. And we get ourselves stuck in that. Oh, well, I think we lose that.
Emily Compagno
Jessica, I want to start with you as a Democrat here in the city. You know, how do you weigh all of these proposals by Mamdani that are clearly untenable and unsustainable with the fact that it would drive out anyone here that could flee, leaving behind the poor, the criminals, and the rats only? And how is this shaping the direction of the Democrat Party in New York City, which is the home of the largest Jewish population outside of Israel, from someone that is clearly an anti Semite to boot? Okay, what? Why are you happy?
Jesse Waters
Because there's like 95 questions.
Emily Compagno
Just a two part. A two parter.
Jesse Waters
A two parter. Okay, so I am not a Mamdani person. I made that perfectly clear. I think this is such a stain on the Cuomo and Adams campaigns that they did no opposition research whatsoever, that these things are being unearthed now and none of it is hidden. Right. These are old tweets, these are old interviews, etc. I don't know if the outcome would have been different. He won by an enormous amount. I think the opposition was obviously flawed as well, putting Cuomo up. But to say that these policies are going to drive out anyone who is not poor or criminal just isn't true. His policies are basically Bill de Blasio's policies. And people stayed here. Rich people stayed here. We lost folks during COVID for sure. But we have seen this before, like de Blasio froze the rent as well. So I think we have to move away from that kind of talk. Elizabeth Warren, when you say, you know, everyone's falling in line, Elizabeth Warren is a far left progressive, but she is right that these stores have been tried before that in places like Kansas and Florida, which are both right leaning. So I think we need to drop that. As for the endorsements, you know, Hochul Jefferies, Richie Torres, they're doing what I think they should be doing, which is expressing in these conversations with him the concerns that their constituents have. And maybe they get to the point where they endorse or maybe they don't, but they should be talking to him and they should continue to say things like you brought up. You know, we have a big Jewish population in our district, globalized. The intifada means something very specific to them and he's already backtracked off of that. But these policies are going to hurt small businesses. This is what I'm worried about. And we move from there. But this is an ideology. This is people who fight and people who capitulate. And the people who fight are the ones that are going to win these primaries. And that's why he managed this.
Emily Compagno
But that's the thing, Greg. So for all of us who live here, or ordinary New Yorkers, if this feels like ideology, but the whole point is, if it go, if it is actually implemented, abolish prisons, abolish cash bail, abolish medical bills, end all cooperation with ICE rent freeze. Abolish private health. Like there is such a long line of absolutely untenable things. So how is this in any way reflective of ordinary New Yorkers that are frightened for the state of the city, especially on the streets?
Greg Gutfeld
It's not untenable. It's happening. We have all those things you mentioned are happening. They are tenable. That's the funny thing. We can't pretend like this guy is out of the ordinary. He actually represents the party, the modern Woke Party. Anti law enforcement, anti capitalist, pro trans, pro illegal, pro criminal. He's not part. He's not the radical past. He's the radical pro present. If the party feels differently about that, as Jessica says, then they really, really gotta talk louder about it, because that's the problem. You guys didn't speak up. You know, you grew this monster because you were too scared to discipline it as it expanded into every facet of our lives. Imagine if you had nipped Wokeism in the bud rather than waiting for us to slay it with Trump. The Democratic Party are like parents of a criminal team who raised him without any discipline or common sense. And then you released him into the wild that is our world. And now we have to deal with it. And now you're going like. I predict that when he gets the nominee, I mean, when he. They're going to fall behind him. They will. They'll say, oh, he's changed. He's changed. I want to talk about Tim Waltz, because that guy is such a. All right, I'll say douchebag number one. If you don't understand success, then nothing is fair. And so when he says, you know, I don't. You know, I don't understand why the Dems are seen as anti successful when what we want is everybody to pay their fair share. Well, get this. The idea of fair share is such an undefinable term that you can apply it to anybody who is successful even if they've already paid their fair share. Success to you isn't fair. You have what the top 1% pays all of 40, 40% of all federal taxes. The top 5% pay 61% of all fed taxes more than the bottom 90% combined. So what if we did pay the objectively fair share, that it would be a fraction of that? Because when you read that data, you realize that ain't fair. That ain't fair. So their idea of fair is punitive. It's driven by envy. All of these policies are driven by envy. It's not necessarily that I want what you have. I just don't want you to have it.
Emily Compagno
Right. And isn't this all coming from such a hypocritical position? All of these guys. Indeed. Liz Warren, she's not walking the streets here. I mean, Zoron himself lives in a $3 million Chelsea condo, right? It's a position of luxury that they can talk about imposing this on New York City.
Paul Morrow
Have you ever hosted Thanksgiving dinner?
Emily Compagno
Once.
Paul Morrow
You know how it's all about the sides and you make a lot of sides and sometimes you screw the sides up, but you can hide the sides. Or sometimes people bring sides that are so disgusting you don't even put them out to serve. You can't do that with the turkey. The turkey is the main course. And when you burn the turkey, the whole house smokes up and you serve it, it's dry and everybody knows the turkey stinks. Mondami is the main course. Besides the President of the United States, New York City mayor is the most powerful executive political position in the country. There's no hiding Mondami. This guy is going to be covered by the Post, the Daily News, the New York Times, msnbc, cnn, Fox News, every single day. And not only that, he's going to be lighting the Christmas tree at Rockefeller Center. First Muslim. Wow, that's exciting. He's going to be doing the countdown on New Year's Eve in Times Square. He's going to be standing next to Donald Trump at the 911 ceremony. There is no hiding this guy. This guy is in the middle of the Democrats plate. And there's nowhere for them to run and there's nowhere for them to hide. Abolishing private property, price controls, chanting slogans that Hamas chants. You guys, Greg's right. This guy is the same guy all Democrats are. Behind closed doors. After a few drinks, they all say the same thing this commie says, and they love him because he's authentic. Because he's dumb or brave enough to say what they're all thinking behind closed doors.
Emily Compagno
Paul, I want to be a vegetarian. After that, no turkey for me.
Jessica Charloff
Well, you know, to that point, think about this. Next year is going to be the 25th anniversary of 9 11. There's going to be all kinds of ceremonies here, and you're gonna have a guy who's jihadi adjacent leading them. If he wins, that's where this is going. The stuff that he countenances. Come on now, Jesse.
Jesse Waters
Jihadi adjacent.
Jessica Charloff
Jihadi adjacent. Yes.
Jesse Waters
That could be anybody.
Jessica Charloff
Then very closely, jihadi adjacent. What is this something you want to.
Jesse Waters
I wear the other team's color for one day and now it's a problem?
Jessica Charloff
He's more than. You want me to go further than. He's more than. Is it a jihadi apologist? How about that? You're not gonna say that about all of us, are you? Of course not. Okay, let's move on. This is the Democratic Party now. Period. End of story. And you know what? This isn't necessarily all that new. Look at 2016. Sanders was on his way to the nomination. He's a similar kind of a character. And they had to bail him out with the superdelegates. 2020, same thing. They had to bail him out in South Carolina. And what the real message here is, if you think about it, is he's saying, look, I'll take care of your food, I'll take care of your housing, your transport, your safety. In other words, give me all the power, everything, and just trust me. And that's why these sorts of regimes, socialist, communist regimes, always devolve to dictatorships, because of course they do. You've given them everything. And it's just a sidestep before the next thing you know, you got Pol Pot, you got Stalin, you got the whole cast of these guys. I want to make one last quick point here. This funding is far from being anywhere near as the roots that we're hearing.
Greg Gutfeld
The.
Jessica Charloff
This is the common people. They're giving him money, all kinds of stuff. Look at who's giving him money. He got more NGO money, more super PAC money than he got from the roots, okay? And if you look at the people who did fund him, you come up with names like Roy Singham, American born, lives in Shanghai. One of the guys who's using cutouts to push all kinds of money into America to fund anti American narratives, pro Beijing narratives, and to show that I'm not that far attenuated, Singham's niece is the head of Jews for Zodan. He's not even Jewish, all right? Lives in Shanghai. She's the one who's leading the charge for him here. Far more money. And then, of course, they get the 8 to 1 matching funds from the insane New York City system. And then ask yourself something. Is it so surprising that we have a guy in Shanghai helping to fund this guy through cutouts? And the fact that he is the TikTok candidate, a Chinese influence operation, is it any shock that his electorate tracks closer to Beijing than it does to dc? Now, I'm not saying he's an asset or anything like that, but all I can say is the last time we got a virus injected into America from China, we all remember what happened. And to me, this is a virus injected into the American body politic.
Paul Morrow
Manchurian Mandami I like.
Greg Gutfeld
There you go.
Emily Compagno
Nailed it. I'm going to go hide under the bed. All right ahead, the Democrats are in full meltdown mode after CBS cancels Colbert. I believe in the end, love wins.
Jessica Charloff
Reba here back to tell you.
Emily Compagno
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Jessica Charloff
Yeah.
Emily Compagno
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Jessica Charloff
So the Democrats are crying conspiracy. After CBS flushed liberal hack Stephen Colbert and the Late show down the comedy toilet by canceling his show, the network is blaming financial concerns. But let's be honest. They finally realized that America does not need a sanctimonious clown with Trump Trump derangement syndrome five nights a week.
Greg Gutfeld
Not just the end of our show.
Paul Morrow
But it's the end of the Late show on cbs.
Greg Gutfeld
I'm not being replaced.
Paul Morrow
This is all just going away.
Greg Gutfeld
I wish somebody else was getting it. And it's a job that I'm looking forward to doing with this usual gang of idiots for another 10 months.
Paul Morrow
Donald, piss off.
Jessica Charloff
Elizabeth Warren. Doing a rain dance of rage at the loss of the Democrats beloved propaganda press prince, she tweeted, quote, a deal that looks like bribery. America deserves to know if his show was canceled for political reasons. But I am pretty sure that CBS was tired of getting their butts whooped in the ratings by the king of late night. Mr. Greg, let's come to you. I gotta ask you, will America actually get someday a late night show? That's funny. I'm sorry. Sorry. Really, Paul, go ahead. What do you got here?
Greg Gutfeld
Another one bites the dust. You know, we beat all these guys. My show. And we're only in 61 million homes. CBS reaches nearly 300 million Americans. They don't talk about that. He also had 200 staffers. I employ nothing but teenage runaways. And by the way, I don't even pay them anyway. I love how they claimed it's a financial reason, but everything is a financial reason, right? If you open up a restaurant, you serve lousy food, people stop coming, you close it, you don't say, cuz the food sucked. He said, well, it was a financial reason. But they didn't. Just like they didn't cancel his show, they canceled the whole show. Yeah, this was a quote, institution. And they said rather than get put somebody in his place, they just said, we're close it up. I mean, imagine being a chef, you know, you're such a bad chef that they cancel food. I mean, it's amazing. I mean, I guess he's less popular than shingles, but you get this, like, you get this. It's so obvious. You can't do a comedy show and a sermon at the same time. Your job is to say something funny. Not being the show that says that's not funny about all the things that are just too grim to talk about. I remember, I'm old enough to remember when they used to say that TV critics used to say that the right can't be funny. Well, guess what? You know what kills your funny bone? Becoming a liberal. Because now you can't see things as wrong, silly or stupid. You just put them under one umbrella. They're evil and therefore they're not funny. This is why you have the big flip. This is why we're having fun. We're being funny. And they're now the shrill, miserable neighbor that is calling the cops at 7:30 because they can hear you eating.
Jessica Charloff
You know what? The thing that's never funny is sanctimony. Right? And that's what you were getting every night. So just gotta come to you. Is this political as they're saying, or is it because he was just sort of comedy adjacent?
Jesse Waters
Nice callback. I honestly think it was money more than anything. I mean, his show cost $100 million a year to produce. He's paid about 20 million and they were losing 40 million a year.
Greg Gutfeld
40 million.
Jesse Waters
40 million a year. So I think they're looking at balance sheets and saying there's not a way that we can revive this. Do I think that CBS completely capitulated to TRUMP on the $16 million suit? Yes, absolutely. Do I think that politics were maybe part of this? Where they didn't feel like they had to shed A tear necessarily in getting rid of Colbert. Understanding how litigious the Trump administration is, maybe to some degree. But I think it was probably at the end of the day, like the brass tax of it. And I think he should go back to Comedy Central. They already have Jon Stewart doing Mondays on the Daily show and put the Colbert Report back on, and that's a perfect place for him.
Jessica Charloff
Yeah. Which is where he started.
Greg Gutfeld
Yeah.
Jessica Charloff
So, Jesse, I know you worry about Jimmy Kimmel's mental health, and he's not taking this well. Where does this go from here? Is Colbert of a second act.
Paul Morrow
He could be Dex. I don't know what that show loses. It probably loses about the same amount of money. But Lorne Michaels protects the NBC people, so they may last the longest. Fallon. But if you're losing $40 million a year and you're only making a little over. You're making. What is it? A little. Two million viewers a night, 200,000 in the demo. Greg's doing three million a night. Well over almost 400,000 in the demo. And Greg is not paid $20 million a year. And if I find out that Greg is paid $20 million a year, I'm going full mondame and I'm gonna seize his wealth.
Greg Gutfeld
Why am I not being paid 20 million a year?
Paul Morrow
That's a great question.
Greg Gutfeld
It is a great question.
Paul Morrow
Because your show does. It doesn't cost $100 million to produce. I've seen your staff, and they're saying this because he insulted the brass. Right. He called them like they were taking bribes. Now, if your show is profitable, like Letterman. Letterman used to rip CBS and General Electric, remember? You're right. Carson used to kill NBC monologue after monologue. But they were printing money. So if you print money, you can call the bosses whatever the hell you want, and they'll yuck it up all the way to the bank. What you're seeing is these pillars of the legacy media collapse. You saw it first with cnn. They lost all their talent. They're spinning off the cables, and anybody could be next. It's really just about profitability. Whereas Fox, you're getting ahead of things. So Fox used to be looked down on by these networks, and now Fox, I mean, they just hired Tom Brady, Dave Portnoy on the sports side. We've now purchased the companies that own the O'Reilly, the and Megyn Kelly podcast. We are already looking way into the future. This company is extremely profitable. And Greg's right. People are having fun here, and they're not beating you over the head with a nagging finger.
Jessica Charloff
Yeah, the atmosphere is completely different. You can tell, you know, you really can tell. There's an atmosphere of misery on. They feel like sinking ships. Right. Which you don't get that from watching Fox, never mind the fact that we know the inside baseball here. It's a totally different atmosphere. So let me ask you this, taking that as a given, is Trump part of this? Is Donald Trump actually breaking the networks? Is it that far? What do you think?
Emily Compagno
No, that's the whole point that it's the liberals miserableness that is being reflected and then crying that this is political persecution. But it's a business decision. I mean it's not censorship. It is economics catching up to this bloated format. It's corporate subsidizing these late night therapy sessions. And the reality was it's not funny. It was predictable, it was one sided, it was biased and it was boring. It was flat. Listening to someone complain is totally different than listening to fresh comedy. Interesting insight, awesome guests like we see on Gutfeld, we see on the show and we see in anything where it's actually independent thinking and Democrats crying like political hit. I feel like they're ignoring the bigger truth, that his viewers have moved on. So when you were talking about the statistics, I mean you're, your viewership is monumental compared to the options and the opportunity that those networks have. So at the end of the day, the viewers were voting with the remote. So people like Schiff and Elizabeth Warren that are saying, oh, it's Donald Trump. It just underscores why they are failing because everything comes back down to Trump derangement syndrome. Instead of them daring to look in the mirror and say, you know what, this guy's not worth it. He's not worth 20 million. He's not worth a little less than that either.
Jessica Charloff
Yeah, you know what, I actually do think Donald Trump has a piece of it. I really do. I think had Donald Trump not won and we'd had Biden, I think you'd get Colbert for at least another four years. But that's a different discussion. Up next, don't be Democrats like LA Mayor Karen Bass falling for an ice kidnapping hoax.
Emily Compagno
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Karen Bass, best known for going to Ghana while L. A Byrne just got smolletted. The LA Mayor claims ICE kidnapped a migrant mom and held her in a warehouse. Hoping she'd self deport. And adding quote, this doesn't make anyone safer. There's just one problem for Karen. The story is a hoax. The so called victim, a Mexican national, is now facing federal charges for faking her own kidnapping and blaming ice. The DOJ says Urianna Calderon staged the whole thing. Fake photos, fake story. And even claimed agents held her at gunpoint. Surveillance shows her calmly walking into a van after the phony kidnapping. No ice, no cuffs, no drama. It was all a big fat scam. A sympathy con to shake down donors. But Karen Bass, still silent because apparently accusing ICE of kidnapping is the new progressive pastime.
Greg Gutfeld
They will not come in and kidnap our people. Not just detaining, in your mind, maybe kidnapping. ICE agents are kidnapping people in broad daylight. They are assaulting people in broad daylight.
Emily Compagno
How can we even trust that these are government officials? It's nothing more than kidnapping. You can be kidnapped off of the streets of the United States.
Paul Morrow
So is there a difference, Paul, between apprehending an illegal alien and kidnapping them?
Jessica Charloff
I guess in the minds of those people. But look, what I'd like to know here, in light of the fact that she is A illegal and B, none of this happened, is why. Number one, was this a story that was too good to check. But number two, in light of the details of the story, where are the other arrests? And I think that is the thing that we should be looking at in cases like this. You know, we just had the thing down in Texas in Alvarez, where I think there are up to 14 arrests now. Where they were shooting at ICE agents. They shot one cop in the neck. They had that fugitive, which ultimately they got. Here's the point I want to make. Somebody asked me on another show these days, Paul, what happens if you have the ticket? You're right now the head of all law enforcement in America. Excuse me. What would you do? What I would do is start to map these networks. Because it actually goes to the Mamdani segment. These people are funded. It's the same NGOs, it's the same cutouts, it's the same people organizing the campus protest. All the anti Semitism, anti Israel stuff, all the anti Western stuff, all the anti American stuff, all the anti ICE stuff. The same people that are shooting at ICE were rioting on Columbia. It's the same crews and they're funded the same way. None of that got done for four years under Biden. Nobody looked into anything. And the really inimical thing about it is if you follow the money, you're going to end up where I talked about earlier. And I think it's something Americans have to wake up to. There is a lot of foreign money and a lot of foreign influence coming into America evolving on the ground to anarchy, chaos. It's what they want. And we have to wake up to the fact that a lot of people. Look, it's a career path among these protesters. They can go their whole lives cradle to grave without having. Why is it that community organizer is not a job description on the right? Of course, they never are because they're all at work on the left. That is a cradle to grave job description. And you can get it funded and there's a lot of money in it. And we got to wake up to that.
Paul Morrow
Jessica, was this one of the sob stories you randomly bring up during this show?
Jesse Waters
Actually, no.
Paul Morrow
Did you not fall for this one?
Jesse Waters
So I'm still batting 100 on my sob stories. Okay, maybe every once in a while we fall for something. It happens. Jussie Smollett. The Haitians whipping the migrants. And I have started, I think, to become much more discerning.
Greg Gutfeld
Do you remember my favorite one, Jessica?
Jesse Waters
The homeless guy at the New Jersey gas station? Yes, I know, I know, but I'm screaming. I will never forget it. I think it was my one more thing.
Paul Morrow
Right.
Jesse Waters
Anyway, you need to move on. I've moved on. I'm glad everyone got their money back. The important point here, though, is the Venn diagram of the modern GOP and conspiracy theorists has enormous overlap, starting foundationally with the big lie about the 2020 election. Nearly 6 in 10 Republicans think that Donald Trump won the 2020 election, even though we know Joe Biden won 60 lawsuits laughed out of court about it. Then we have Epstein didn't kill himself. Especially pertinent right now, the Q Anon folks, which Trump won by 61 points. They just did an analysis. There is no way that Donald Trump is president again if he does not have those conspiracy theorists backing him. Hrc Hillary Rodham Clinton. I know you have a different middle name for her. Running a pedophile ring out of Comet Pizza. The migrants are eating the cats and the dogs. One of my favorites also that you.
Paul Morrow
Has that been totally disproven?
Jesse Waters
You're embarrassing yourself, Jesse. The modern GOP is fueled by conspiracies and conspiracy theorists, which is why candidates are afraid when they're in confirmation hearings, when they're stumping, whatever it is, to even utter. Joe Biden was the legitimate president because Trump comes for you. And the fan base, the supporters, the voters, come for you. So I don't want to hear this about us being the conspiracy theorists.
Greg Gutfeld
Nobody said that.
Jesse Waters
Yes.
Greg Gutfeld
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Jesse Waters
It's just about believing.
Greg Gutfeld
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Jessica Charloff
Conspiracy.
Jesse Waters
That.
Greg Gutfeld
You were talking about hoaxes. You can be a certain faction, could be fue, but they don't create the conspiracy. You are. We were talking about creating something. Somebody can believe something is out there. Let's say I can believe in chemtrails. I'm not saying I have proof of chemtrails. I'm not saying somebody kidnapped my chemtrails. Look, Paul asked, why are these stories too good to check? It's because the demand for these crimes exceed their supply. And so you suspend your skepticism when ones are fabricated. So you will go all in. You left out the Maryland dad.
Jessica Charloff
You left.
Jesse Waters
You left out conspiracy theory.
Greg Gutfeld
Oh, my God. Yes. I'm talking about a hoax. You're trying to replace the word hoax. Look, I'm trying to figure out, have the Democrats asserted anything that is real? The climate predictions? No. High speed rail? No. Trans kids in suicide risk? No. White supremacy and military?
Jessica Charloff
No.
Greg Gutfeld
Fine people? No. Collusion? No. Joe's brain? No. The Democratic Party is the hoax party. It's like you've created an alternative universe where only you can feel comfort in there. These are not conspiracy theories. These are not things people believe. These are things that you create. Your president was fake.
Jessica Charloff
What?
Greg Gutfeld
Your protests are fake. Your accusations are fake.
Jesse Waters
He won the 2020 election.
Greg Gutfeld
That's really. No, you know your president's fake. You know that. He wasn't your president. We won.
Jesse Waters
We won first.
Paul Morrow
Just getting good.
Emily Compagno
I know. I love it. I think it's more nuanced than that. Like, I feel like this.
Jesse Waters
That diagram is as nuanced as it gets.
Emily Compagno
No, this totally reveals how everything on the left, like all of these activist narratives, it's just performative. All it is is creating a performative theater to gin up outrage and gin up cash. And the reason that no one vets it is because it plays perfectly into their ideological narratives. Just like Jussie Smollett. Oh, of course he would be attacked by a MAGA racist in the sub zero degree Chicago streets. Absolutely not. But all of these elected officials who consider themselves thought leaders on Twitter and Stuff they just pile on because it proves their point that they were running with to begin with. And I think it ironically undermines that moral high ground that Democrats always take, which is that instead of digging in and being like, is there someone that was arrested? You know, without grounds like, let's look into it, instead, they're just like, oh, yes, of course it's her. And it's so ridiculous to see the city mayor of Los Angeles just focus on it and say, oh, yeah, not a problem. But you know what I hate the most is that this individual is now going to be rewarded by likely being incarcerated. And so our tax dollars are going to pay for her to enjoy three square meals a day. She'll be a lot safer than we are walking down 6th Avenue because she was somehow paid on the side or influenced to take up her theater in the middle of the night.
Paul Morrow
All right, good talk, everybody. Chemtrails. Are they real? Investigation next. Day in, day out My tears stained face Bust against the window pain.
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Jesse Waters
Welcome back. Are women stealing salads to snack dates with Finance Bros? Let's find out.
Jessica Charloff
Guys, the dating scene is getting so.
Emily Compagno
Bad in New York City. There are girls going into midtown during.
Jessica Charloff
The week and stealing finance Bros Salads.
Emily Compagno
Being like, hey, oh my God, so sorry I grabbed your salad. Like, let me just make it up.
Jessica Charloff
To you and buy you a new one.
Jesse Waters
It's hard to meet someone, Emily, right?
Emily Compagno
Like, nothing about this is real. Okay, first of all, you never. Curling iron. You never put the curling iron, like, in front of your bangs. You put them behind. So that's hoax number one. Hoax number two is I feel like it takes way too much labor. So they're saying that you're going to find the name, which usually it's just like, Jesse W. It's not the full name. And then they go back to the place of employment, look up that they work there, how much they make, and then if they're acceptable, pursue this line. There's no hot finance Bros in midtown. Here it's all freaks and psychos. And if you want a good guy, then you go to the burrito place, you go to the hamburger place. You don't pick the guy that eats like a tuna salad for lunch.
Paul Morrow
I eat salad every day for lunch. God, Emily, that hurts. But I want to use this as an opportunity to correct the record on something.
Greg Gutfeld
I know what you're going to say.
Paul Morrow
Has been said about me. I was sarcastic when I said I slashed Emma's tires to get her to date me. Oh, God, I said that in jest. That never, never happened. Like I could even change a tire.
Jesse Waters
Anyway, it's a fair point, Greg.
Greg Gutfeld
That's exactly what this. I was. I have that. You know, it's kind of like letting the air out of a woman's tire so she needs a ride home from you. I actually have that here. But, you know, it is. You know what it is? It's. It is kind of the sign of a sociopath. A sociopath would kill a guy to meet his sister at a funeral. That's what. That's what. How it works. It's like. It's like you put yourself in this. You know what it is? Do you ever imagine, like, rescuing somebody? Like, you rescue somebody and myself?
Emily Compagno
I imagine being rescued.
Greg Gutfeld
See, isn't that wonderful? We could role play later. I'm out of. I'm out of gas.
Paul Morrow
What's the difference between a woman and a sociopath?
Emily Compagno
Hey, no, we are. We have feelings.
Paul Morrow
Anyone?
Jessica Charloff
Paul?
Paul Morrow
No one.
Jesse Waters
We're just. Sociopath.
Jessica Charloff
First of all, first of all, like, this didn't really happen and, like, I don't know why we're paying attention. And I really enjoyed the up speak and. Okay, first of all, there's that. Secondly, what a tell in this whole thing. Because, of course, they're stealing salads, right? What a perfect metaphor for today's New York. Not if you want to meet a hot guy, steal, you know, his hamburger or a guy that's eating. No. So what she's really saying is, hey, sisters, if you want to meet a vegan rich guy that you can really control. Sorry, Jesse.
Paul Morrow
Not vegan. And I like to control. I like to do all the controlling.
Jessica Charloff
Speaking of hoaxes, we just fell for one.
Jesse Waters
I don't know. They want to steal stuff they actually want to eat because they have no money. Fan mail. Friday's up. Next.
Jessica Charloff
Socialist.
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Greg Gutfeld
All right, fan mail Friday. First question. What did you feel deprived of as a child that you find yourself purchasing now, Paul?
Jessica Charloff
Alcohol? Actually, no. You know what I've become a snob about as I've gotten older? Ice cream.
Greg Gutfeld
Yes, right.
Jesse Waters
Like high end ice cream.
Jessica Charloff
I used to be satisfied with like the crummiest, like, you know, supermarket brand ice cream and now they have all these gelatos and everything else. Can I say the Brandon? Because I know you like it. That talenti stuff. Yeah, I could eat a wheelbarrow of that. You know what I mean? So anyway, that's the one thing.
Greg Gutfeld
Not just for eating.
Paul Morrow
Jessica.
Jesse Waters
Expensive jeans. Like, my mom never thought that jeans would be worth over or whatever. I'm not naming brands, but now I have whatever jeans I want.
Greg Gutfeld
Jesse.
Paul Morrow
Air conditioning. My parents had the only window unit in the entire house, so their air was cool. And then I was in Philly in the summer.
Jessica Charloff
Greg.
Paul Morrow
And I sweat. I sweat a lot. I sweat through my sheets. I swear that was sweat.
Greg Gutfeld
Emily.
Emily Compagno
Okay, it's not quite the same thing, but I would say I feel like I wasn't interrupting everything, but they. There was a sort of a strict no television policy and look where I ended up.
Greg Gutfeld
Wow.
Emily Compagno
So like I watch a movie whenever I want.
Greg Gutfeld
I don't understand what you mean. Now look where I am.
Jessica Charloff
She's on tv.
Greg Gutfeld
I don't get it. Oh, what did I feel deprived of as a child that I find myself purchasing now, love? Do we have time for one more?
Emily Compagno
Yeah.
Greg Gutfeld
Have you ever been scammed, Jessica? Homeless guy.
Jesse Waters
Homeless guy.
Paul Morrow
How many times?
Greg Gutfeld
Tell that story. Tell that story.
Jesse Waters
No, that's it. Please. No, no, no. When I moved to London, I was looking for an apartment. My dad came over with me and I saw one of those listings like a Nigerian prince type listing about this like amazing Sloan Square apartment that was only like $300 a week or 300 pounds a week at the time. Anyway. Almost handed over everything, like to a fake real estate agent. The whole thing. My dad was like, I do not think you can be part of the actual world.
Greg Gutfeld
Emily.
Emily Compagno
I sent away for an at home bartender course. I got the material, I took the test, I gave the like $150. I was a senior in college and I sent it away and nothing happened. So I was not bartender certified.
Greg Gutfeld
Oh, my God.
Emily Compagno
My mom still talks about it to this day. She's like, remember when you were so scammed?
Greg Gutfeld
That's great. Yes. Jesse.
Paul Morrow
I lost $100 when I was 18 playing three card Monty in Times Square. I lost.
Jessica Charloff
Paul, you're a cop coming back from AC One time and we had all kinds of money. Went to see the Knicks. I had these guys from out of town, played the Big man. We went and scalped tickets. And when we got to the gate, the ticks. Ticks were bogus.
Paul Morrow
That happened to me at a fish concert.
Jessica Charloff
Was that you? Anyway, so that's what happened.
Greg Gutfeld
My only scammy thing is when I buy stuff on Amazon and I. And it comes in, it's always this big.
Jessica Charloff
Yeah.
Greg Gutfeld
Shrink like a little tiny bottle.
Paul Morrow
I did that.
Greg Gutfeld
Yeah, exactly. But that's normal size for me. So. One more thing's up next.
Paul Morrow
Hey, look at that.
Greg Gutfeld
They got one Ryan Reynolds here from Mint Mobile. With the price of just about everything going up, we thought we'd bring our prices in down.
Emily Compagno
So to help us, we brought in.
Greg Gutfeld
A reverse auctioneer which is apparently a.
Paul Morrow
Thing Mint Mobile Unlimited premium wireless, Everybody.
Emily Compagno
To get 30.
Greg Gutfeld
30.
Emily Compagno
Better get 30.
Greg Gutfeld
Better to get 20.
Jessica Charloff
20. 20.
Greg Gutfeld
Better get 20.
Jessica Charloff
20.
Greg Gutfeld
Better get 15. 15. 15.
Jessica Charloff
15.
Greg Gutfeld
Just 15 bucks a month.
Jessica Charloff
Sold. Give it a try@mintmobile.com Switch.
Emily Compagno
Upfront payment of $45 for 3 month plan equivalent to 15 per month required new customer offer for first 3 months only. Speed slow. After 35 gigabytes of networks busy. Taxes and fees extra. See mintmobile.com it's time now for one more thing. Greg.
Greg Gutfeld
Hey, Tamily. Tonight, Kennedy, Joe Mackey, Vince August, Charlie Hurt. That's tonight at 10pm let's do this. Sexy elephant News. I know what you're in the mood for.
Emily Compagno
Oh, my God.
Greg Gutfeld
A little junk in the trunk. Yeah. This is the Colonel. They call him the Colonel. You know why the boy? Because he loves to give orders. This is the Fort Worth Zoo. And you better obey the Colonel. He loves to splash, splash and water. He just wants to get clean after being a dirty, dirty, dirty boy. Yeah. You know, this trunk can hold as much as two and a half gallons of water.
Emily Compagno
Oh, yeah. All right, Jesse.
Paul Morrow
It's tough to follow. We have volcano news. Let's roll it. New Nexio, everybody.
Greg Gutfeld
Boom.
Emily Compagno
Look at that.
Greg Gutfeld
Nice.
Paul Morrow
We spent all day on that right there. Powerful volcano wall began erupting in Iceland this week lasted 90 minutes. That's a long time, right?
Greg Gutfeld
Yes.
Paul Morrow
And formed a fissure about one and a half miles long. Everyone's fine. No one was harmed. It's the 12th eruption this year. It's been dormant for centuries. Like you tonight, Jesse Waters primetime. We have David Sachs, we have Congresswoman Luna, Carlie shimkus, Michael Shellenberger, 8 o'.
Jessica Charloff
Clock.
Emily Compagno
Nice, Jessica.
Jesse Waters
All right, we have a fantastic ending for a dolphin in distress. Lucky the dolphin had gotten stranded in a shallow lagoon during low tide in South Carolina. Marine mammal experts from the University of South Carolina who tracked dolphins recognized it was Lucky by her distinct markings. Experts teamed up with the firefighters and brought her to safety.
Emily Compagno
Amazing. Mine is fast, guys. Next week is my Red Bank, New Jersey show. There's still a few tickets left, so come and see me on July 24th. Go to emily live.com Paul Morrow.
Jessica Charloff
So if you don't have Fox Nation, Fox's streaming network, you gotta get it. Why? Because of that show right there. This dentist is accused of killing his wife. An old time kind of murder. He poisoned her. We have a great show. We did it TODAY Live. And it's going to be up on a great title for. So that's it for us.
Emily Compagno
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Jessica Charloff
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Podcast Summary: The Five (07-18-2025)
Episode Overview
In the July 18, 2025 episode of The Five hosted by FOX News Podcasts, the panel—comprising Greg Gutfeld, Emily Compagno, Paul Morrow, Jessica Charloff, and Jesse Waters—dives into pressing political controversies and media developments. The discussion primarily centers around the Democratic Party's internal struggles, the implications of NYC's socialist mayoral candidate Zoran Mamdani, the cancellation of Stephen Colbert's Late Show, and a recent hoax involving LA Mayor Karen Bass and ICE. The episode is marked by heated debates, sharp critiques, and insightful commentary from each panelist.
Timestamp: [00:22] - [05:26]
The episode opens with Jessica Charloff questioning Zoran Mamdani, the New York City Socialist candidate for mayor, about recent accusations labeling him a communist. Emily Compagno addresses Mamdani's statements and his meeting with House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, highlighting the Democratic Party's dwindling approval rating of 19%.
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Timestamp: [05:26] - [11:57]
The discussion intensifies with Greg Gutfeld challenging the Democratic stance on wealth and success. He argues that Democrats advocate for fairness but end up punishing success, citing tax distribution where the top 5% pay a disproportionate share.
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Timestamp: [13:43] - [22:11]
The panel shifts focus to the media landscape, discussing CBS's decision to cancel Stephen Colbert's Late Show. They explore the reasons behind the cancellation, including financial losses and declining viewership.
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Timestamp: [22:36] - [31:50]
Jessica Charloff introduces a segment on a fabricated story involving LA Mayor Karen Bass and ICE. The hoax claimed ICE kidnapped a migrant mother, which was later debunked by the DOJ.
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Timestamp: [31:50] - [40:02]
Adding a lighter tone, the panel engages in "Fan Mail Friday," sharing personal anecdotes and humorous stories about scams and dating mishaps in New York City.
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Timestamp: [40:34] - [42:47]
The episode wraps up with brief mentions of upcoming segments, promotional content for Fox Nation, and light-hearted banter about fictional stories and future topics.
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This episode of The Five presents a critical examination of the Democratic Party's current trajectory, highlighting concerns over socialist policies and internal conflicts. The panelists express skepticism towards the party's direction, emphasizing the potential negative impacts of radical policies on New York City. Additionally, the cancellation of Stephen Colbert's Late Show serves as a focal point for discussing the shifting dynamics in the media industry. The fabricated ICE kidnapping story further underscores the panel's critique of left-wing narratives and their implications for public trust and policy. Balancing serious political discourse with humorous anecdotes, the panel maintains an engaging and thought-provoking dialogue throughout the episode.