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Time for the. Hello, everybody. I'm Jesse Watters along with Rosanna scotto, Harold Ford Jr, Dana Perino and Greg Gutfeld. It's five o' clock in New York City and this is the five. President Trump putting the cartels on notice after the U.S. military vaporized a drug smuggling boat off the coast of Venezuela. 11 trend narco terrorists got a one way ticket to narco heaven. That drugged out dinghy was a floating weapon of mass destruction packed with enough poison to kill countless Americans. And the President says the traffickers will be thinking twice before they smuggle again.
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Massive amounts of drugs.
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We have tapes of them speaking.
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It was massive amounts of drugs coming into our country to kill a lot of people. They won't be doing it again and I think a lot of other people won't be doing it again. When they watch that tape, they're going to say, let's not do this. We have to protect our country and we're going to. Venezuela has been a very bad actor. Others have not been. And to send that clear signal to.
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Trent Aragua Cartel del Sols and others emanating from Venezuela. We're not going to allow this kind of activity. You're poisoning our people.
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This is a deadly serious mission for.
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Us and it won't, it won't stop.
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In with just this strike.
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The United States has long, for many, many years established intelligence that allow us to interdict and stop drug boats. We did that and it doesn't work. What will stop them is when you blow them up, when you get rid of them.
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And if Trump bombing narco terrorists to smithereens isn't enough of a deterrent, at any moment, Kristi Noem will cut the ribbon at the latest Alligator Alcatraz franchise. The Louisiana lockup facility will host the worst of the worst illegals. All right, so Dana, this is an escalation in the war on drugs.
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I could see this expanding beyond drugs. It's a war on terror. Right. Because one of the things President Trump did when he first came back to office was to designate them as terrorist organizations. And at first, even during the campaign, remember he had talked about the Mexican drug cartels and this was a question, would you actually take military action against them? And Venezuela in a way is sort of just often so far away we kind of don't think about it, except we have a major problem of migrants, illegal migrants that came here from Venezuela. But also there's the dispute about their protected status, temporary protected status that has been now revoked for people who came here illegally. There's been a pretty big buildup of military assets in this region. If you'll remember, about four months ago, Rick Grinnell went down at the request of President Trump and got out our political, not political prisoners, I guess I would call them hostages. I'm not exactly sure what their designation was, but they were Americans who were being held in terrible conditions in Venezuela. We made the swap. So then now President Trump, I believe things that he can use this kind of action to deter them. As the Naito leader said a couple of months ago, sometimes daddy has to step in. And what they're saying is, okay, well, this could happen to you. And I imagine that those Mexican cartels are wondering, wait, could this happen to us? I don't know. And maybe you guys do. If this was international waters. Not positive about that. I'd be curious. One thing also that I think is very interesting is that Marco Rubio is the first Secretary of State who understands this region extremely well. Venezuela in particular, and Cuba. I would look out because Marco Rubio understands it. He understands what all of those people have gone through and he wants to make changes.
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Rubio 2.0. Greg, good news, they're dead. Bad news, the price of cocaine is going to go up.
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Oh, that's a shame. What am I going to do this weekend? This is what you call a message. It was. It's well publicized. It's very clear there's a certain out come. If you're a smuggler, you're starting to rethink that decision to avoid career day at high school. Maybe selling trinkets on the beach aren't a bad idea. Maybe I should call my uncle and see if there's still an opening at the bodega. Who knows? What a change from the past. We are no longer as a country embracing decline. In one video, you just saw the solution for drugs, gangs and late night boating. Trump just said to America, I hear you watch this. The sharks are happy. They just got a big free meal. But this is where the left's hierarchy of problems come into play. They see your problems, which is like crime, terror, drugs, as inferior to the other problems that the media also portrays, which is the rights of outsiders and the authoritarian fantasy that they keep placing on Trump. Those are the bigger problems. Your problems don't matter, of course. That's why we spent a month talking about the Maryland dad. It's like, here was a guy that abused his wife. That was a human trafficker. But those were your problems. Our problem is that, you know, he's not getting his due process his due process. I prefer that due process right there. What were the three big issues that the Democrats really failed America on? Crime, the border, trans. In each case, it wasn't about the criminal, the illegal, or the man at address. It was the Dems and the media telling you that their problems mattered more than yours. Meaning you've been mugged. That matters less than the mugger not making bail. So your daughter has to undress in front of a guy in a locker room. That matters less than that man self identifying his gender and having his rights preserved. That's where the Democrats went wrong. And this is a remedy. When you look at this, this is the remedy and the path forward is understanding what the problems are for the American people.
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So on the surface, it seems like a righteous strike. Do the Democrats have a problem with this type of action?
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I don't know. Good to be back around the table. Good to see everybody. I don't have a problem with it. I give the President a lot of credit. In his first administration, his first time as President, he floated the idea of attacking cartels directly in Mexico. And he had pushed back in his own administration from, I believe, his then chief of staff, John Kelly, and his Secretary of Defense at the time, Mark Esper. They laid out a compelling set of arguments as to what that would mean. You would have to have the cooperation. Even our own General Keane has speculated that you would have to have the cooperation of that government and that military and that law enforcement in that country. This here is different. Dana raised a good question. I don't know the answer, whether these are international waters or not or what the implications might be. But, Greg, I think your point may be the towering one. This sends a message like none other can, that even if this is outside of the realm of legality and the courts will eventually tell us this, those on those boats know that they have a problem, that this President and our country now is going to protect and seal our borders against these kinds of things. Now, I think it's a two prong approach. I love what the President, the things he's doing here. We'll see if it stands up to mustard. We've learned here, just before coming on the show, that the President's effort with the university is that a judge there said you can't freeze federal funds. So we'll sort through that when there's an opportunity to sort through it. But this here, Mr. President, congratulations. The second thing is we need to launch another campaign. Some may call it corny, but President Reagan tried it. We need to also Try to reduce our demand as a nation for fentanyl and all these kinds of things as well. But for any Democrat to be critical of the president for trying his hardest to do what he promised to do, which was to seal our borders from bad people and bad things, I say, you know, you don't know what happened last November. And I applaud the president for doing it.
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Okay, Rosanna, before we get to you, did you say Greg was towering?
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I said his point was a towering.
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The point was towering point.
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I was just command big points hearing.
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It's not the size of the points, it's what you do with them.
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Exactly.
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Rosanna, please class it up from here.
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I'll try my very best. It was shocking to see this bombing of this cargo ship, but finally somebody's taking action. I kept thinking parents all across America whose children's children were struggling with drugs, who died accidentally because of fentanyl poisoning, were probably celebrating this bombing, but it came probably too late for many families in America. And then I was thinking about New York City. And I know it's like comparing apples to oranges, but you know, Mayor Adams, when he had the influx of immigrants, migrants, asylum seekers, whatever you want to call them, in New York City, thousands every week didn't know what to do with them. And then New York City was faced with tons of robberies, assaults, shootings, drug trafficking, and it all was traced back to Tren D Aragua. I know you love Trent. Yes. Venezuelan gang that has now infiltrated New York. In fact, I had Mayor Adams on Good Day New York this morning, and he talked about some of those crimes that we're seeing in the Bronx right now. Tons of shootings are linked to trend. They're here on our soils, right here. So in this city. And it is a big problem. The police commissioner is on it. But, yeah, it was kind of shocking to see that kind of action.
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Probably have to see more of it.
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Well, it sends a message, doesn't it?
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It sure does.
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Mexico may be next.
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We'll see. Up next, Trump's not dead and Tampon is upset.
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We can be kind and still kick.
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The living out of them.
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You can do both those things.
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This program.
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Hey, I'm Trey Gatti, host of the Trey Gaddy Podcast. I hope you will join me every.
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Tuesday and Thursday as we navigate life.
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Together and hopefully find ourselves a little.
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Bit better on the other side.
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Listen and follow now@fox newspodcast.com.
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Looks like we meet again.
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So the rumors of his demise, they are greatly exaggerated. President Trump is very Much alive. Despite a left wing conspiracy theory that claimed he kicked the bucket, Governor Tim Walz and other liberals looked almost disappointed to learn that the President was still, in fact, breathing.
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Look, I get it.
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You get up in the morning and you doom scroll through things and although I will say this, the last few.
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Days, you woke up thinking there might be news. Just saying, Just saying there will be news sometime. Just so you know, there will be news. Donald Trump will never die. Forget it. He's like Dracula.
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He's going to keep sucking the life.
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Out of us forever. The biggest story was frenzied social media rumors speculating whether Donald Trump had died. For the record, Donald Trump is very much alive, okay? And no.
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We like our presidents alive.
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And after covering for Joe Biden's obvious struggles in office, there were several from the Biden administration who made comments like this one. Jen Psaki now questioning Trump's health.
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And look, we may never know why.
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Donald Trump suddenly spent a week hiding.
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Entirely from the American public, but you don't actually need baseless online conspiracies to explain why he might not want to show his face in public right now.
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I thought that was an interesting leap, Jesse, after the three and a half hour cabinet meeting just a few days ago, Jesse Jr.
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Walked into my bedroom this morning and he said, dad, they thought Trump was dead. Biden was alive. Kamala was smart. And it wasn't Hunter's coke.
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And he goes, all of that.
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He goes, you get paid to debate these people for a living. Your job's easier than Mom's and Mom doesn't work. I said, son, it's not my problem. The Democrats did this to themselves. You're right. He said, dad, Herald's your problem. He knows more about tariffs than you. Yeah, and the audience.
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Smart kid.
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He said, my monster truck's now 325. I need to advance on my allowance. You know what I did? I sent him to bed without supper.
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Oh, good.
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This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. And I love a good conspiracy theory. You know me, Greg. You were off for a week.
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That's true.
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We didn't think you were dead. Yeah, we wished you were dead. We knew you were on vacation. We knew you needed.
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How do you know that's. I'm not me?
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This is a body double.
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Yes.
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Now that's the kind of conspiracy theory I like.
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Do I really look like the way I was before? You notice there's a difference, don't you?
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Did you get face work?
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Yes, I did. This is an entirely new Face, by.
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The way, you didn't notice what I've changed about my appearance?
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Your hair.
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How did you know?
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Because I noticed. I can't see your bald spot from above.
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No, I'm parting it from the right.
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That's called a comb over.
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That's not a combo, Dana. Don't pile on. All right, so what happened was first they tried to kill him, and then they tried to have him die in prison, and now they're just waiting around for natural causes. That's their midterm strategy, hoping Trump dies. Which is good. It's not the egg prices, because I got a dozen for five bucks. The problem is this guy is such a man of action. He takes Labor Day off and they think he passed away. Where are the Democrats? You look around. I have Johnny out at the US Open interviewing people about Trump, and we can't even name another Democrat who he'd match up against. What are they doing on crime? What are they doing to make their cities more beautiful? What are they doing about anything? In fact, it's not Trump who's dead. The Democrat Party is dead.
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Wow. Harold, pick up that mic that he just dropped and tell us what you think.
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So I think Jesse is onto something I've said now for weeks. I don't understand why Democrats continue to attack Donald Trump personally. I don't understand why any member of political class or elected official would talk about death and violence towards any politician, be it one you agree with or one you disagree with. I didn't find it humorous Stephen Colbert saying when he said, when his audience booed the fact that President Trump was alive, he should have gotten very serious. I'll never Forget When John McCain and Barack Obama were running in 2008, and a woman got up in the audience and said that Barack Obama was a. Was a terrorist. He was a. He was a Muslim, he was this, he was that. And John McCain grabbed the mic from him and said, he's not. I don't agree with him, but he's a decent human being who wants to be president. You can't even enable that kind of stuff. Democrats with. With working class people and affluent people in America now trading and shopping down at Dollar General and Walmart and other places where lower income consumers shop. It shows that there's a gap between what people are earning and what people want or why aren't we talking about those issues? Why are we trying to save Medicaid to personal attacks? Be done with it. It's not a good look. And frankly, it's a dangerous, dangerous thing. To be treading down the path of Rosanna.
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One of the things I thought about when I saw Tim Waltz is that he just keeps giving us more. More things to work with. I would imagine there are most Democrats would really like him to just go be the governor of Minnesota and leave the rest alone.
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I'm so shocked that he's so outspoken lately. What happened to Mr. Folksy, Mr. Coach, all American Coach? He's gone off the rails. And you know the late night comedians, we expect them to poke at our politicians. But Jen Psaki, I mean, she is a host now of msnbc, as we know, former White House press secretary. She didn't notice anything was wrong with Joe Biden while she was in the White House. He seemed perfect to her. He didn't trip up a bunch of steps. He didn't wander off during a press conference. He didn't forget what he was trying to say during a press conference. But this she noticed. Three days. Hey, listen, I did see a picture of Donald Trump. He had no shoes and he was walking across Abbey Road. Remember when The Beatles Paul McCartney was dead. You don't forget it.
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You guys, I think I got it.
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We were picking it up. It is interesting how quickly a rumor like this, or maybe it's a conspiracy theory. I know what it was. But a rumor like this can just.
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It's not.
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And they want it to be true.
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This is not. It was never a rumor. It was never a hoax. It was completely manufactured. This is not like a typical thing where you go, hey, something. He was gone for a day. What can you say about Tim Waltz that hasn't already been said in Deliverance? The guy is a creep. He's a blubbering eunuch. The Dems really messed with America before Trump returned, but one of the worst things they did was introduce us to this. I'm going to say retard, but I can't say that this asshole to a wider audience. We were so better off not knowing who he was. And now that we know that he exists and that he just plays to an audience and he's a loser and he's a scumbag. I can say whatever I want about him because he made a joke about the President being dead. A president that was nearly killed and didn't run like he ran when he was faced with responsibilities. Kimmel claims that Donald Trump sucks the life out of us. Wrong pronoun. It sucks the life out of you. We're fine. He's like a guy that complains of insomnia after drinking a Pot of coffee before he goes to bed. The problem. You created the problem. You put the problem in your brain. Don't blame him. It's time. You got to get out of this victim loop, dude, because you're going to lose everything. The Dems and the media are cleaved by the Biden cover up. It's going to rear its ugly head every time they try to pull this. This is why no one's going to take you seriously. This is why Jen Psaki looks so miserable. Because she's. She can only survive under a bout of amnesia. She cannot remember her past. So she stands there and she reads that stuff. She knows. My God, what am I doing? So if you didn't know that you were lied to as a Democrat, how can you still be a Democrat when you know that they insulted you hour by hour, day by day? Where is your self respect to stay in that party when they insulted your. Your intelligence? It's an abusive relationship. I get staying in the party because you were in on the lie, but I. I would leave. No offense to you, Harold, because I'm.
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Not going to let them take my party away from me. Tim Walton, look, you had a shooting at a Catholic school. How are you not going to Washington and saying you want to meet with the President to figure out ways in which we get guns? I mean, there are things he should be doing, but I'm not going to let these guys define me in the party. You have to dial.
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You have to take the party away from these people, Harold. That's your job. You are the one to do it, and you haven't agreed to do it yet. But you're the only one left. You're the only one left.
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We'll do it in commercial break.
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I'm not joking, though, man. People. Harold. And you're like going, how did this happen? And you. And you admit it. This party is in a shambles. It's in a. It's in bad shape. And it's because people like you are too smart to save it.
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No, I want to save it.
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Come over to the Americas. Come over to the bright side, the good side.
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You know, Let him keep talking.
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I don't know. I'm excited to join. I'm watching. I like watching you squirm. All right. I had a blast from the past. Lori Lightfoot, That's Greg's favorite.
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Yeah.
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She is lashing out at President Trump's possible Chicago crime crackdown.
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After all the bars are closed. Tell me where you wanna go.
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My eyes, they're dry.
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I got too many trouble.
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Stains on my body.
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And sou.
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As President Trump moles sending the National Guard to tackle crime in Chicago, the city's ex mayor Beetlejuice is putting her lead foot on the deployment.
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This is not about violent crime. And I don't think we should pretend that this manufactured crisis and his attempt to provoke people in Chicago is legitimate exercise of power. It is not. We also know there are red cities in red states, states that have higher per capita rates of gun violence and other violent crime that we're not hearing coming out of the President's mouth as a places where he really wants to go.
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All right. And J.B. pritzker put on his finest sweatpants as he downplayed crime in the Windy City.
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Would you ask your friends to ride the L after midnight or after, you know, 9 o' clock at night even to come down to the city from o'?
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Hare?
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Look, big cities have crime, there's no doubt about it.
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But let's just pay attention to what.
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President Trump is doing targeting Chicago.
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He's overlooking red states that have much higher crime rates.
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I love this, Dana. Yes, every city is crime.
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But let's look at Trump.
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That's their entire, that's their. And also they always say red states, which is a complete myth because it's the blue cities that caused the crime in the red states.
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And right there are you think that, for example, that I'm trying to think, well, Denver used to be a red state, but Denver, Colorado was a red state, but Denver was always very liberal. The thing that he reminded me of there, Pritzker, it reminded me of Secretary Mayorkas, remember him?
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Yeah.
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So remember the split screen that we would have where we would ask the Biden administration about the border and they would say the border is totally secure. And the split screen, this was with Bill Malusian or Griff Jenkins down at the border. And you could literally see live on camera everybody coming across at Eagle Pass. And to me, they're in a split screen moment again. And they lost that one on the border. Unfortunately, we lost out too. They're losing this. And unfortunately the people of Chicago are losing here as well.
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You know, Harold, let's play a little hypothetical, okay?
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Sure.
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What if Lori Lightfoot was some white dude and said, and looked at all the black victims of shootings and says this is manufactured. Meanwhile, you have a President Donald Trump who is actually doing more than any black leader in Chicago.
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I think you're right. Thank you. I was on last night, moving on. I was on with Dana and Lawrence Jones last night on Brett's show and Lawrence, I thought, made a really pointed and pointed comment about Democrats and how it reminded me as I listened to Lori Lightfoot, they're more, many of them are more focused on the process than they are the problem. You can't deny that there is a problem with crime and guns and gangs in a lot of American cities. I do think it would behoove mayors and governors who may disagree with President Trump on some things to take him up on his invitation to come to the White House and talk about these things, talk about what more can be done, why you may disagree with the National Guard coming. Joe Scarborough said it well the other day. What is it that you would really like? Why don't we instead of the National Guard, maybe you send the atf, maybe you send dea, maybe you send the FBI. But one thing you can't deny is that you don't want help in your city because they should be helping other cities. That's a dumb argument. Because if you live in a crime infested neighborhood and you're the leader, your leader says, well, we don't want that help because there's things going on in other neighborhoods and they won't go there. The person in the neighborhood with the crime is going to say, why don't you come and get us more cops, more jails, more prosecutors, longer background checks for those who want to own guns, more money for high performing education initiatives in cities. That's what they need. As opposed to saying he's wrong, he's manufacturing. He's not manufacturing that people are getting killed in Chicago. He's not manufacturing that people are getting shot in Chicago. So I understand a little bit where she's coming from, but focus more on the problem and not the process.
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Yeah.
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You know, Roseanne, I listened to her with these crazy opinions and I'm so tired of her coasting on her looks.
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Well, listen, I'm not going to talk about her looks, but I'm just going to say a lot of people were shot in Chicago over the weekend. 50 people were shot in Chicago last weekend. And the mayor of Chicago is blaming guns coming in from red states. Right. So these people were innocent in Chicago. The guns came in totally infiltrated, turned these innocent people into gun toting criminals. We all know that could happen, right, Greg? Yes. Okay. I'm sure lots of people know crime is caused by criminals. People who enable them, excuse them, who change the laws, and that they can make bail or get no bail at all or on the streets moments after they commit a crime. I mean, the former head of Chicago Police Department said, basically, the two top Democrats in Illinois are afraid of being humiliated by President Donald Trump because if he brings down crime in this city, how does it look for them?
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So, Jesse, you dated Lori lightfoot in the 90s, and she was a much different person back then. Shouldn't she be try to stay out of the spotlight? Because Brandon, she used to be the worst mayor ever. And then Brandon came along and said, hey, hold my beer. And now he's the worst. She comes in and reminds everybody how awful she is. Do you still keep in touch?
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Do you know what's messed up?
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What?
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She broke up with me. Oh, man. Believe that.
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She found out you were black.
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The. You know, you make such a good point about, why don't they just get along with Trump so they can both be heroes together? It's not embarrassing, right? The mayor of D.C. loves the Guard. She's come out and praised Trump.
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She's not really.
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But no Bowser has come around. Bowser's saying thank you. She's getting a little credit, and her people are alive. That's the thing. These black gangs are shooting each other and the whites are buying all the drugs. We both have to knock it off. Okay? The Pritzker governor in his sweatpants, why doesn't he just say, instead of blaming Trump, why doesn't he just say, yes, every death in my city is unacceptable and one murder is too much. Why can't he say that? I mean, you should be a better politician than I am, and I'm not even a politician. Although I could be with the right price. A lot of people are saying that they're stealing the money. Hundreds of millions of dollars are going to Chicago every year for crime prevention programs, street programs, and they just pass it out and everybody puts it in their pocket. The DNC had Guard there when Michelle showed up, when I showed up. But they don't want to protect the south side because no one cares. We had a great guest on last night. Greg. I'm sure you DVR'd the show.
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I always do.
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She said if they were killing.
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What's her name?
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Trans Guest. They were killing trans in the south side. The Democratic Party would hold a funeral for years. But if it's Just a random black woman or a random black guy. They ignore it, and that's the problem. They put trans and illegals here and everybody else down here.
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Something this issue is going to be. What if Democrats don't wake up? This is going to be what the border was in 2024. The economy is going to be very important. This is the issue. Did my point tower your towered over.
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Towered over his people.
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Don't they understand? Next, a British comic gets apprehended over trans posts that offended.
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If you're an illegal alien, it's Will Kane country.
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All right. Always be thankful for free speech here in America. British comedian Graham Linehan was arrested at Heathrow Airport in the UK and it was all over past social media posts that he made on X. They were critical of transgender people. He's 57 years old. He said that five armed officers arrested him after he flew in from Arizona. The police accused him of inciting violence, but Ms. Linehan is responding with this. I was arrested at an airport like a terrorist, locked in a cell like a criminal, taken to a hospital because the stress nearly killed me. So I was thinking, Greg. Yes, policing social media. If you were in the uk, half of your followers on X would be arrested.
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Well, I would be arrested, in fact. Remember, the UK Police once said that they threatened to prosecute speech that was further afield online, meaning targeting US Speech under the absurdity of their laws. They did that last year. Here's what I'm going to say to England. Okay? Men who claim to be women are men. Many are violent, sick, malicious. The trans ideology is inherently destructive, and it's a subversive cult that has been coddled by your politicians who are cowards. And England has become a grim, sad shell of an empire. Your leaders are pathetic, your food sucks, and you haven't created a great musical artist since Morrissey. If you didn't have the accent, you would be a third world joke. I say all this knowing that I will be going to England soon, and I dare you to arrest me, you wankers, because you aren't going to do it.
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Mm.
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Wow. Okay, Dana. Even the British Prime Minister is saying that the police really should focus on.
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Back off.
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Right. The most serious.
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Do you remember when J.D. vance was first vice president and he went to Europe and he gave a speech. And one of the things he focused on was not the Russia, Ukraine war, but the fact that their war on free speech was going to be a huge problem for Western civilization. This is what he was talking about. And one of the things that happened in Germany there was that 60 Minutes piece. And German, there was a German economic Minister, he filed 730 hate crime complaints for things that a 63 year old man wrote calling him an idiot. Okay? Our founding fathers were absolutely brilliant. They put the first amendment first and England. And the UK doesn't have it, Europe doesn't have it. But the whole idea is that you should have this ability to have liberal thoughts.
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The second amendment is second. So you can't mess with the first.
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So you can reinforce the first. The other point I wanted to make is that what's really disturbing to me is that the UK one, they will not come to your house if there's a burglary. They'll say, file it with your insurance company. Your car gets broken into, no cop is showing up. You have a grooming gang in Rotherham, nobody gives a crap, but you have a situation like this. And they will coordinate and collaborate with the airline while that airplane is in the United States of America. And say, make sure we know exactly what time you're landing because we have five armed guards who have nothing better to do than to try and go and arrest this guy.
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I think it is sick.
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I think it's very disturbing. And I'm concerned about Peter going to London next month, Especially after what he.
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Said to me online.
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I know, Jesse. I mean, I used to love going to London. It was one of the most fun places to go. But now, are you, are you thinking about going anytime soon? You're thinking twice about.
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Well, I was invited to go for Thanksgiving by my sister, but I just noticed I'm not going to be able to make it. I'm torn, Rosanna. On the one hand, I want Greg to tell a joke there and get arrested because I want to see him suffer and I wanted to see him humiliated and uncomfortable in a danky prison.
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You know, I like that, though.
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Do you, though? Not what they're going to do to you. And then on the other hand, he'll have worldwide notoriety and that'll make me jealous. So I really don't know what to wish for. The problem is, you know, this is Western civilization. This is Europe. Here we have lost the connective tissue between the United States and Europe. We are now the true beacon of freedom and we can't lose what we have in Europe. We have to cradle it, we have to nurture it. Because if it dies and that flame is extinguished, that's a huge problem for the West. When you see China coming up, when you see the Muslims start to rise up, this culture and this tradition of freedom and liberty and property has to be maintained. And if it's not bad things are going to happen, not just here, to the entire world.
E
Harold, you know, the only punishment that this comedian had after he was let out of jail was that basically they restricted him from going on X again. That was it.
C
Yeah. Look, I mean, I agree with everybody around the table. There was a great piece written over the maybe this weekend or last weekend in one of our home newspapers here in the building, the Wall Street Journal, that talked about some of the challenges that Europe has been facing over the last 10, 15 years from an economic standpoint. And the prime Minister of Italy said that the US Innovates, China imitates and Europe over regulates. And here is just another example I don't understand. I mean, it should make you feel really, really gratified to be an American, whether you agree with your fellow Americans on certain things that we have the right to say whatever it is we want to say. We don't even surveil in our own country when people look up online how to build a bomb.
B
But you know, the war wanted this in America until under Biden, we, we were going in this direction.
C
No, I don't. But the Constitution wouldn't. There may be people who would love to arrest people for saying things about anything, but you can't in the United States. And I hope that this thing gets rectified for this guy and hope the country gives him an apology. It was wrong.
D
He gets his own show.
C
Yeah, I hope he makes money from it.
E
All right, well, if that didn't upset you, maybe this next story. Well, Chuck E. Cheese getting cuffed.
C
Are you kidding me?
B
Check their new game day fit.
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Welcome back. This mouse just got trapped.
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Does this come off?
D
Man?
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Is that does this just come off the top?
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I want to hurt you.
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I work here.
B
I understand you work here. What the is this about? We're going to talk in a second. How does this come off, man? Is it just like a normal.
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I gotta take this back. This is my work stuff.
C
Okay? Florida police releasing body camera footage arresting Chuck E. Cheese employee Mitch Schiff while he was dressed as the rodent mascot. They got him on alleged credit card theft charges. Is this the place, Jesse, to arrest this.
A
Well, I never knew Chuck E. Cheese was black. I always thought he was Mexican. And this changes everything. And now I feel like Chuck was profiled and as a.1 percenter, I'm against it. I think what was happening here, it needs to be rectified immediately. I'm calling Sharpton.
B
You assumed that he wasn't black because he liked cheese, didn't you, Jesse, you racist.
C
We've had pizza together before. You really think.
A
What does cheese have to do with race? Greg, I'm not following.
C
Dp, you have a thought on this before we go down another look.
D
He is alleged of this. I don't know if he did it. I also know that he was trying, I guess. I mean, he was trying. He had a job and I think jobs are respectable. And I hope that if he did do this, that he can get it all worked out. And I would imagine they could have arrested him at the end of the shift, not in front of the children.
E
Yeah, I'm traumatized by it.
C
I mean, you're in the rest of our.
E
I'm traumatized. He's a rat. And on top of a rat, now he's alleged fraudster. He stole somebody's credit card, so. And he had it in his pocket, according to the police.
C
Oh, yeah, yeah, he had the credit.
E
Card in his pocket, apparently, according to.
D
Well, I gotta hear the other side.
C
Like he got. Somebody set him up. Oh, one more thing is.
B
I'm being told this is.
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Time now for one more thing. Craig.
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Hey, just a little fun fact. If you're going to the US Open, don't care. Ben Shapiro tonight. Rich Voss. Both of those guys are Jewish. Isn't that great?
D
Wow.
B
Katie Van Tyrus. That's tonight at 10. Let's do this sexy bald eagle News you know what I like about this fella? His name. It's Apollo. That's Apollo. He's a bald eagle. And he hangs out at the Phoenix Zoo, which is in Arizona. Dana.
D
Too bad his name's not Harold.
B
Yeah. You know, he's a. He's a neat freak. He likes to clean his feathers by bathing in shallow waters. He's getting that early love shower that he does before he's about to meet a pretty lady. And you know, bald eagles got their name from the old British word bald. Well, that's great. Which means shining white. It's not because they look bald. It's because they're shining and white. So don't hate the bald eagle, Harold, for being shiny and white.
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Oh, gosh.
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Get your Powerball tickets ready. Are you ready? 1.4 billion. It's the sixth highest jackpot ever. We got a ticket and my producer paid for it, so I'm holding it. Harold. Possession 75% of the law. Exactly. If I win, I'm keeping it. Tonight, Jesse Waters primetime. We have Tommy Lahren, Tom Holman and Kat Timf. No Jews on the show. Greg. I'm sorry. It's a holman sandwich. You took all the juice.
B
Hope somebody clips that. No juice tonight on Jesse.
A
Dana.
D
Well, there were a pair of oblivious park goers. You can imagine. You go to the park, you're reading your book, you're just hanging out there, no problem. And they don't even realize that this bear is right up upon them. Look, everybody else is leaving. They're just reading their books. They have no problem. You gotta be aware of your surroundings. If there's a bear right there. Okay, we got. We see you, sir. And they're out of there.
B
Wow.
D
That's pretty great.
A
I thought they were going to get eaten. That was kind of a letdown day.
B
You were hoping.
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Harold, what do you have?
C
You want 30 seconds on the last segment I rudely forgot to come to you on?
B
Okay, well, you can make up for it. Tonight.
C
Buffalo Bills wide receiver Khalil Shakir saved 19 dogs from being euthanized. He helped transfer the lucky pup to Nichol City K9 Rescue, which is the same shelter where he and his wife adopted their dog Missy a year ago. Shakir and his family have been active in helping animals, even hosting their own family foundation pet adoption event on Saturday where 18 dogs were adopted. Shakir and his wife also assisted with the transfer of those dogs in early May. Thank you, young man.
D
That's so sweet.
A
That is cute, Rosanna.
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All right, I want to introduce you to a brave 14 year old, Evan Lalo. He had a tough seven months with a rare bone cancer. He finally finished his treatment. He beat it. And to mark the end of the journey, his friends and family gathered to celebrate. As he rang the bravery bell after his final chemo session and reflecting on his experience, Evans shared, and this is his quote, I stayed focused on what I needed to be done so I could get back to doing the things I love. Just keep going is my message to others. What a way, Evan. We're rooting for you. Thank you for reminding us what's really important.
A
All right. Speaking of important, Harold, are you going to the U.S. open?
C
No, not tonight.
B
You're not going to go last night?
C
I did last night.
A
And Dana, your thoughts?
C
I mean, he doesn't care.
A
Greg, your thoughts on the US Open? Women's.
D
Okay, we are in this predicament because Harold skipped Greg in the E block to talk about Chuck E. Cheese.
A
I didn't mean to say what you said to me in the commercial about women's tennis.
B
Yes.
A
As it compares to men's tennis, ballet.
B
You said women. You said biological women don't belong in any sport.
D
Yeah, that's exactly right.
B
Making omelets is a sport.
D
That's right. And later tonight, I'm flying to London.
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In case you want to make some jokes. Dana, that's it for us. Have a great night. Everybody.
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