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Emily Compagno
Hello everyone, I'm Emily Compagno, along with Jessica Tarloff, Jesse Waters, Shannon Breen, and Greg Gutfeld. It's five o' clock in New York City, and this is the five. President Trump is currently overseas in Scotland, but he's also busy cleaning up some major blue city messes back at home. And on two major fronts, the Trump administration is suing New York City and Mayor Eric Adams over its sanctuary city policies. It's in the wake of that horrific migrant crime. Two illegal immigrants shooting an off duty Border patrol agent in the face. 47 says New York City is just the start.
Jessica Tarloff
We're going against a lot of other places, too. We want to bring safety to our cities, but that's a pretty, that's going to be a pretty routine filing with other cities, too. As you know, we've started numerous lawsuits with other cities. We want to bring safety.
Emily Compagno
President Trump is also laser focused on cleaning up the homeless crisis that blue cities have refused to tackle. He just signed an executive order to make it easier for cities and local governments to to remove homeless people from the streets and get them treatment elsewhere. It's a promise he made on the campaign trail.
Greg Gutfeld
We have to take care of our homeless.
Jessica Tarloff
We have to get them out. This is no good for anybody. It's bad for the people who need help and it's bad for the people of our city. And it's a horrible, horrible way to live. I want to work in partnership with your local leaders, Democrats, pretty much all.
Greg Gutfeld
And move the severely mentally ill off your streets and back in into a place where they can get Help and the help that they desperately need.
Emily Compagno
Shannon, that strikes me as the first proposal that actually protects citizens and also the unhoused, as the libs call them, which up until now, no amount of money they've pushed at the problem has been effective at actually getting those people off the streets.
Jesse Waters
Yeah, you're right, because we see reaction from the left yesterday. It came in very quickly saying the president is targeting disabled and unhoused people. But as you point out, they've spent so much money. What is their plan? Because in many places, California is a great example. It's only gotten worse. You know who also thinks some of this stuff is a great idea is Governor Gavin Newsom. Because do you remember when he went out there and he did, like, the little cleanup with his little polo on, and he was out saying, we've got to get these encampments out of here. I think part of that is, first of all, the Supreme Court last year said you can. Cities and states can get out there and clean this stuff up. But also, he's thinking 2028. I got to think cynically, he does not like the optics of people that are strung out and laying around with waste and all kinds of things on the streets of some of the most beautiful cities in his state. So he also agrees with the president on some of this cleanup stuff. But I think he's thinking optics for.
Emily Compagno
2028, which wouldn't that be Jesse, actually helping the problem? You would think everyone would be on board, and you would think everyone would be on board at the understanding that if you don't play by the rules and follow the law, you'll get your federal funding withdrawn.
Greg Gutfeld
Well, they're not on board with the homeless thing, because you have these civil libertarians and you have these radical ACLU types that will sue, and they say you can do whatever you want, wherever you want, with whoever you want it, and it's destroying the city. And these people really were aggressive in litigating these issues for quite some time. And it started in the 70s.
Jessica Tarloff
And.
Greg Gutfeld
And you've seen the permissive attitude, the results of it. And so is it compassionate to let someone slowly kill themselves on a public street corner in front of children? Is that what this society should be? The answer is obviously no. And what the NYPD needs to do in this city and other police precincts need to do it. They need to do mass sweeps, and they need to take these people off the streets, and they need to put them in asylums or centers and in the countryside where they're not tempted by all of the disgusting things that happen in the metropolitan area. The potency of narcotics is so much stronger than it used to be. And you combine that with the population growth in these cities where you got bikes and you have cars, it's really dangerous now. And what is the threshold for involuntary commitment? You're a danger to yourself, and you're a danger to others. So if you allow someone to pitch a tent on a city street and shoot heroin and then pass out naked in front of everybody and then wake up, howl at the moon, run into the street, get hit by a car, and the police can't do anything about that, you're asking for a lot of trouble. We deserve more. We are the most technologically advanced civilization, the most powerful, the wealthiest. Why don't we have beautiful cities like Paris? Why don't we have safe cities like Copenhagen? Why aren't we clean like Tokyo? And it's not too much to ask.
Emily Compagno
And that's what I don't understand, Jessica, is that when you look at the issue, the answer to that, that the homeless deserve better. So Seattle pays a million dollars a year per homeless person. California, 24 billion. With nothing to show other than apparently, the nonprofits lining their pockets, because those people are still dying on the streets. They deserve to be housed, to be clean, to be sanitary, to be free of sexual assaults. But I don't feel like I hear anyone talking about those arguments. And, and I'm curious, when inevitably those people sue the Trump administration, what argument are they going to make when this is helping the homeless?
Shannon Bream
Well, dozens of states have actually changed their policies in the last few years to make sure that you can actually force more people into treatment. That includes a bunch of blue states, including Oregon, which is one of the more liberal states in the country. So this is in line with the national mood, I guess, about it. And here in New York City, and we talked about the Jordan Neely and Daniel Penney case a lot when it was going on, I think that that was, frankly, a really seminal event in the conversation around what do we do with violent members of the homeless population. Jordan Neely, who unfortunately passed away from that interaction, was on the list. The top 50 most aggressive homeless people in New York City was threatening people and had done this repeatedly, which is why I think that public sentiment really ended up on the side of Daniel Penney, who kind of sprung into action in defense of himself and rest of the people on the train car. Now, I'm not sure how much Donald Trump can actually do in terms of implementing this executive Order. He's certainly out there saying, this is what I want to happen. But we have our own states and our state. Our own state laws and procedures. What I think would help a lot is to talk as well about the cuts to programs. So he's taken a billion dollars away from mental health services and treatment centers, et cetera. So if you marry those two things up and you really make it clear that you want to make sure that these programs are fund and also that you will be building more affordable housing, which is crux of so much of this problem. I'm not talking about the person who Jesse described. Probably not a real person, but like the average homeless person that you see who would love to be able to get into an apartment.
Greg Gutfeld
If they don't, Jessica, they don't want.
Shannon Bream
You say that about everyone. I think if you interview these people.
Greg Gutfeld
And everybody knows they want and everyone's.
Shannon Bream
A crack addict who just wants to be in a dog.
Greg Gutfeld
It's mental illness and it's drug addiction. Jessica.
Shannon Bream
I'm not saying mental illness.
Emily Compagno
Yeah, that's the thing. Because, Greg, so you and I talked about this earlier, that I mean, there's a woefully inadequate amount of state beds for the thousands of people of those mentally ill. Because the reality is, when we walk up and down 6th Avenue, I'm not seeing people that are just wish for a home. I'm seeing people that are really freaky and really scary and most importantly, scary to themselves.
Jessica Tarloff
Even if the affordability of the house was free, it would be destroyed. These are people that are not interested in affordable housing. They're not interested in housing at all. The average homeless person is not the way the media portrays that person to be. Again, Trump does things that liberals will say they don't like but are secretly grateful for. He did this with the border, he did that with trans and sports, and he's doing it here. Libs don't like doing this stuff because they don't want to lose their status as the compassionate liberal because they're infected with this, what Gad Saad calls suicidal empathy, employing such destructive, wrongheaded compassion that it actually is at the expense of your own survival, your family's survival, the survival of a culture. You can't have a civil society with pockets of chaos in there. When you look at like homelessness and illegal immigration and urban decay and even our education system, these are huge problems. And the progressive, I guess, machine has had decades and trillions, and they've made it worse in every single place. I would think maybe have A little humility and ask for help. Ask for your parents help. Those are the Republicans. Maybe consider that something you're doing might be wrong. Or maybe just give somebody else a chance to try. It's like the left on these issues. They're like the one pool table at a dive bar and they're a lousy player who won't give it up. They just spend hours knocking balls around and nothing goes in. But they won't let anybody else play. I've lived in this city for 20 years. We talk about the mentally ill and the drug addicted. That is incredibly real. I deal with that every day. A woman nearly got murdered around the corner from my apartment. I had a guy shot dead two doors down from me. I don't know who did that. I don't even know if they found the guy. If you're not convinced by this, by women being pushed in front of the subway by insane men who are not in fact, insane, why did they choose somebody weaker? A woman? They never push a man. They only push a woman. So that's not insanity. They understand that they are more safe if they choose a weaker target. If you can't even be convinced by that, then you are the problem. But there is the other part of this and that nobody wants to talk about because it makes you sound so cold. There are people who aren't crazy living on the streets. They've gamed the system. They get free stuff, they steal stuff. They hang out in Washington Square park, they buy their drugs, they're there. If the weather's nice, they're there. They screw up small businesses, they sleep on your street. They move. Unlike the sick, they deserve no pity. And when a tourist comes in there and gives them money, it drives me insane. Because I want to go to where you live and I want to indulge a panhandler on your front lawn and see how you like it. Dude, the homeless industrial complex lives off these people. And it is time to stop. And we don't care if it makes us mean because that's the only form of compassion there is.
Greg Gutfeld
Jessica, what did you give that homeless person the other day?
Jessica Tarloff
Yes. Oh, my God.
Greg Gutfeld
Tell the audience what you gave.
Shannon Bream
A salad.
Greg Gutfeld
A radicchio salad.
Shannon Bream
Betsy didn't know what radicchio was. Jessica.
Jessica Tarloff
No, I didn't know what it was. I thought it was. I thought it was a radish.
Emily Compagno
Oh, my gosh.
Shannon Bream
Don't worry. Brian then gave him money to go buy a hamburger because it's not nice to just get a salad. No one wants that.
Jessica Tarloff
He spent that on fentanyl.
Emily Compagno
Yeah, totally. I gave a burger once to a homeless guy and he threw it back at me and was like, I said no or something. Well, to be fair, I stopped doing it.
Jessica Tarloff
To be fair, Don Lemon recognized you.
Emily Compagno
All right, guys. Coming up, President Hunter. President Hunter or President Colbert, get ready for what could be the wildest 2028 race ever.
Greg Gutfeld
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Jesse Waters
Don't you forget about me that year. Right now. This year is 2025. But that's not stopping Democrats from eyeing the next big battle. As Axios reports quite votes. The 2028 Democratic presidential primary is set to be the most wide open field in a generation. It could also be. Prepare yourselves. The longest presidential contest ever. Dozens of ambitious Democrats are looking at 2028 and thinking, why not me? Why not me indeed. Hunter Biden is getting 2028 buzz for dropping F bombs in a recent interview. And Stephen Colbert, well, soon to be out of a job. So some Dems are saying, why not him?
Jessica Tarloff
The Democrat primary in 2028. Kamala versus Colbert. You're voting for Colbert?
Jesse Waters
Colbert? Yeah, we have to.
Greg Gutfeld
He could be president.
Jessica Tarloff
Yeah, how about that? That he could.
Greg Gutfeld
Like I'm no Hunter Biden after all he'd been through. Look, we all. His dirty laundry is all out there.
Jessica Tarloff
We all see it.
Greg Gutfeld
Smarter than his dad when his dad was young and he was a crackhead.
Jesse Waters
Okay, how about the former runner up herself, former Vice president Kamala Harris, giving less than than two minutes of pre tape remarks as the headliner of the voters of tomorrow summit in D.C. featured a collection of interesting characters giving some tips on how Democrats can stay relevant. Here is a little sample.
Emily Compagno
So keep building your political power. Keep building community. Keep building coalitions. Keep challenging the status quo.
Jesse Waters
My name is Jess.
Shannon Bream
I go by she, her, they, them pronouns, y'. All.
Emily Compagno
Right, now we're in 2025 and obviously.
Jessica Tarloff
We know we're on the brink of climate change catastrophe.
Emily Compagno
Our diversity is our strength. What the is up?
Jessica Tarloff
Let's go.
Greg Gutfeld
I can't see anything out of this mask.
Jessica Tarloff
Gonna be real with y'.
Emily Compagno
All.
Jesse Waters
Okay, Jesse. They are focused on climate change and pronouns and furries, apparently. Is that gonna win people?
Greg Gutfeld
Is that a panda?
Jesse Waters
I look like a panda.
Jessica Tarloff
Okay.
Jesse Waters
And was that Kamala at the first part?
Greg Gutfeld
Because that didn't look thinner. I noticed something different about her face.
Jesse Waters
She looked thinner.
Greg Gutfeld
Is she on Ozempic? Because is she looking back?
Jessica Tarloff
At first I thought it was lighting.
Greg Gutfeld
Do you know what I mean?
Jessica Tarloff
I thought it was lighting. What's wrong with.
Greg Gutfeld
I could be wrong.
Jessica Tarloff
Don't be ashamed of Ozempic.
Jesse Waters
But maybe she's working out.
Greg Gutfeld
She definitely looks different than she used to look.
Jesse Waters
Maybe she's working out. Maybe it's the camera angle.
Greg Gutfeld
I want to talk about Hunter, because Hunter can't get a real job. And so when you can't get a real job, you do what people who can't get real jobs do. You run for office. And he's got to avenge his father's legacy. And he's got his brother, too. His brother was supposed to be president, and then he could do it. The question is, so how is Hunter different than Joe Biden? Well, he's pro Ukraine, he's open border, and he's soft on China. The only differences I see is just the other day he says he has no idea what it means to be trans. But actually, I think Joe Biden doesn't know what trans is either. The positives for him, he was in the Navy. It doesn't matter if he was in the Navy for a week. He was still in the Navy. He also can raise money now. He raises money from foreigners. He's going to have to do it from Americans this time, but he's shown that ability. He's a new father of several different children, and he's a recovering addict, so you definitely get sympathy. And he is a tabloid phenom, AKA a sexual deviant. And the media loves that. And I could see him coming in and slaying the establishment very similarly to the way Donald Trump did in 2016. Now, I have two recommendations for other random people to run for the Democrat nomination. Chris Cuomo. I think he could do it. And Clooney. My sources in the Democrat establishment say Clooney has aspirations to be president, and I think they both could do well.
Jesse Waters
Okay, but did you see how Hunter went after Clooney? That was F bomb express. Put him on the debate and let him put Greg. Is it insulting to everyone's intelligence to even be talking about Hunter as the potential future president, or you think Dems would legitimately consider.
Jessica Tarloff
Well, initially, I found Hunter refreshing. I even said that. But Victor Davis Hanson made a good point. Since Dana's not here, I'll make references. I enjoyed hearing what he has to say, but he's not saying what he doesn't want to say. Meaning he'll talk about all the stuff that is fun, but he won't talk about seducing his brother, his brother's wife, and hooking her on drugs. He won't talk about the pardon, the tax, cheating, lying on the gun form, the sex workers, the casual disdain of Asians, the way he placed blame on illegals. There's a lot of the. Did I say the pardon? I think I did. There's a lot of things there that he hasn't talked about. And once he talks about that stuff, I think the bloom will come off the rose. I want to talk about the Kamala thing because she looked awful. Look, I as hereaford say, as hereafort says, I call balls and strikes. And that's. Oh, man. But anyway, maybe it was the lighting, I don't know. But there's an interesting contrast between this youth summit and TPUSA Talking points. I spoke there last Turning Point, two.
Shannon Bream
Weeks Turning point or they dispute talking points. So I understand why you.
Jessica Tarloff
When it was a turning point, When I say talking points, whatever. I went there and I did it for free. Kidding. But when I was there, everybody at Turning Point is you've been there, obviously, young, healthy, happy, optimistic, professional. It's like they know all the variables that one needs to create the potential for a good life. It may not guarantee success, but being presentable, being healthy, being civil and working hard at least puts the odds in your favor that you're going to turn. You got all the bases covered for a good life. Then you look at this with the furries and the body positives. They begin in a hole, and it's the hole of victimhood. They sit there thinking that this world is rife with racism, sexism, ableism, climate alarmism. That's their entire identity. So they don't see themselves as winners, but victims, the oppressed losers. Nobody wants to help people like that. Nobody wants to hire people like that. If you want to go to that thing, you're gonna stay in that thing.
Jesse Waters
Well, Emily, this is one of the areas that Democrats had a huge attrition with, which was the younger voters. A huge drop off between 2020 and 2024. This event is supposed to be about bringing them all back. And the voices that seem to be getting the most attention with young voters are very progressive. We saw that here in the mayoral primary for Democrats. But that's not. People would say the rest of the party or the rest of the real world, if you're, if you're catering on these specific issues to young people, do Democrats risk alienating the more establishment, centrist kind of Democrats? They need them to win as well.
Emily Compagno
And I think they're also focusing on the wrong group of young people. I mean, David Hogg was the one that said, you know, guys just want to have a good time and not be blamed for it. Right. I paraphrase. And they're not doing that. They're purposely currying favor with the pandas and the weirdos and all of those things. So there's energy around creating signs and posters and glitter walks on college campuses, but there's a whole movement, actually, that they're totally denying the fact that we're even talking about Hunter and Stephen Colbert. It just goes to show the left's trajectory. It's like an open mic night instead of an actual serious consideration of what their party needs and acknowledgement of what legislatively this country needs. If they really cared about the policies that I talk about, and I'm not even talking about the extreme radical and the anti Semitism and the rejecting our allies and everything like that, if they just cared about the centrist, normal Democrat principles that they have in the past claimed to purport, then they would be buoying up current legislators, they would be buoying up current governors and those in office instead of trying to find a grab bag who's available? Who's the latest hot one? I mean, who's next? Hunter? Biden, he denies a child. Stephen Colbert, he is a failed comedian. And somehow those guys are going to go not only head to head with Trump, but head to head with the American people who executed that mandate and stood up and said, yeah, no more. And I find, by the way, the fact that these guys who are obsessed with echo chambers on the right are now stealing the microphone of all of the podcasts and the right wing arenas that they used to smell, scoff at, scoff at and mock. I find it so rich.
Jesse Waters
Well, they were very effective. But as you look and try to get ready for the future, Jessica, there's a lot of questions about why Democrats haven't done a full autopsy on the past. New York Times talking about that. They're not going to really look at Biden and Harris. They want to look at super pacs and other kinds of things. Kim Strassel has a great piece in the Wall Street Journal saying, you know, people are referring to this, saying it's like going to a steakhouse and then reviewing the salad. If you're not going to actually look at what happened.
Shannon Bream
Yeah. I don't know how good the autopsy is, but I don't know any Democrat who isn't spending all of their time actually focused on how we ended up in this position. And Biden's decision not to run, consuming all of the books that have been coming out about this understanding or trying to have a better understanding of who was actually part of the inner circle was this conscious. Why did he do the debate? Why did I don't think that we are ignoring what happened. Frankly, I can't speak to that autopsy in particular. But for the young voters summit and the furries issue, actual Democrats are focused to your point on our strong bench of Democratic governors. Some of the most popular governors in the country are Democrats. Like Andy beshear has a 66% approval rating in Ruby Ride, Kentucky.
Jessica Tarloff
He's the panda.
Shannon Bream
He is not the pandemic.
Jessica Tarloff
Prove it. How do you know that's on Andy Brashear?
Shannon Bream
Josh Shapiro.
Jessica Tarloff
Josh Shapiro could be the pandemic whose.
Shannon Bream
Motto is get S H I T done and does that rebuilds I95 in a couple of weeks. Westmore, who Jesse is wildly attracted to.
Greg Gutfeld
When you say it like that, it sounds homosexual. I said that was how I when I saw him shotgun a beer at a tailgate.
Jessica Tarloff
That's it. I heard you in the green room go hey, Wes is more and then you like.
Shannon Bream
I was right. Rebuilding the bridge in Baltimore. We have a lot of very effective people with executive experience. It's going to be a big primary, but I'm not worried about the furry problem. Also, Donald Trump has lost 40 points with Gen Z voters since he came into office. So shall see.
Jesse Waters
There's a lot of new polling out there and some folks think they still like him on issues like the economy and that affects everybody. So we'll see how it pans out. Okay, up next, a Democrat post meant to embarrass President Trump and by the way, it does deal with the economy backfires in the worst possible way. Reba here back to tell you.
Jessica Tarloff
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Greg Gutfeld
Steady. Sorry, Jessica, but the dream Democratic Party just keeps stepping on rakes. Behold, their biggest cell phone ever. The DNC's official X account posted this, then deleted this graph of soaring grocery prices on items like cheese, alcohol, and meat, writing quote, trump's America. But come on, man, we all know those prices blew up under Sleepy Joe. Trump's rapid response team went off slapping a Biden label and arrows pointing to every price hike under Joe's watch. Jessica, the other day you were mentioning that, oh, the price of beef is so high. Well, the cattle people emailed me, and they said two years ago, cattle prices went through the roof. Who was president two years ago? It was Sleepy Joe. And it takes two years from birth to plate. You know, so that's why you're seeing. That's why you're. That's what you're eating. That's why you're seeing high prices now at the grocery stores, because two years ago, under Biden, cattle prices were so high.
Shannon Bream
Okay, so.
Jesse Waters
Right.
Greg Gutfeld
They respond to those really unbelievably tight facts.
Shannon Bream
I would also like to talk to the cattle people, but what about the coffee people? Have they been in touch? Or the fresh fruit and vegetable people?
Greg Gutfeld
Coffee is probably tariffs.
Emily Compagno
Oh.
Shannon Bream
It's the other really good thing Trump's doing for the economy.
Greg Gutfeld
Or global warming.
Shannon Bream
Vegetables. Okay. Coca Cola, his favorite product. Also up. And Shannon already referenced today, the new Fox News poll. I would also like to dive in there and look at the approval rating for Donald Trump on inflation. 36% compared to what? What?
Jessica Tarloff
Compared to 30?
Shannon Bream
It doesn't have to be.
Jessica Tarloff
No context, Greg.
Shannon Bream
That's not how polling works.
Jessica Tarloff
Oh, please explain to me how efficient and brilliant your polling is. You did a great job, actually. The polling, My God, you guys are wrong all the time. And by the way, all you're pulling, all you're polling is your own narratives. What? That's all polling is. You're polling your own narratives. No, you build up a fake story and then you go, how is this.
Shannon Bream
Hey, how do you Trump the President?
Jessica Tarloff
Trump's economy is doing great.
Shannon Bream
According to you, who is a very wealthy person?
Jessica Tarloff
That.
Greg Gutfeld
Wealth card, I mean, that's a compliment. So wealthy.
Jessica Tarloff
What neighborhood do you live in, Jessica?
Shannon Bream
This conversation, across a big, terrible street from you.
Greg Gutfeld
The conversation is about how dumb Democrats are. Care to respond? Okay. Yeah, it is. You see how dumb that was?
Jessica Tarloff
Can I point something out?
Greg Gutfeld
Yeah.
Jessica Tarloff
All right. This is okay. People don't like to look at charts. And they knew that. They knew that. They just figured you'd look at this squiggly line.
Shannon Bream
No, actually, I think they thought. They didn't realize what it said.
Jessica Tarloff
Well, that's perhaps. But they thought. But what they had done was they'd flipped the before and after, and it's like. And then told everybody that it was back to forward. I mean, it's like taking a movie and playing it backwards. It's like, you know, it's like Memento. What?
Emily Compagno
Memento? No, the movie Memento.
Greg Gutfeld
They did that in Memento?
Jessica Tarloff
Yes. I was gonna say it would be like taking the movie Jaws and playing it backwards. So it's about a shark that vomits people so they can enjoy a nice summer day at the beach.
Greg Gutfeld
Ooh, I like that analogy, Greg.
Jesse Waters
Sorry, Greg.
Greg Gutfeld
It's like a reverse analogy. By the way, if you haven't seen Jaws, we're sorry.
Jesse Waters
Yeah.
Jessica Tarloff
Would you like another one? This is one. Hey, Shannon, get this. Imagine. Okay, what is this? Friday the 13th? You play it backwards. It's about a goalie who helps sick campers get well.
Jesse Waters
Goalie. I love it.
Jessica Tarloff
That was from someone I don't know.
Jesse Waters
No, I like that. This whole thing made me rethink. Greg says that I'm evil, but I'm starting to think maybe I was too nice. Because I got an email from somebody on Sunday afternoon who said, hey, there's a misspelling in your show. You should be so embarrassed. Maybe somebody should proofread your show before you go on the air. Dummy. She had a huge misspelling in the email, and it did everything I could do to not say Karen. You might want to go proofread your email.
Jessica Tarloff
And it was a Karen, too.
Jesse Waters
Maybe I should have after I see this story, maybe just turn around right away, let them know what they've gotten wrong and just go with it.
Emily Compagno
Yeah, Emily. So first of all, you guys know Memento. They play the whole movie back. Okay? So I'm not that a. I think they are totally delusional, because how else would it have made it through all the layers of what you would think that publications or posts or whatnot would have to go through before actual publication? Secondly, and I think this is the most important thing, that this just goes to show how Democrats take accountability. Just delete and move on, guys. Nothing to see here. Because the reality is that chart reflected their horrific policies and a 22% increase in inflation. And rather than address it and say, this is where our policies failed you, or, yes, we see your pain, we feel your pain from birth to plate. Instead, they're just erasing evidence because you nothing to see here.
Jesse Waters
Right.
Emily Compagno
And you're not going to remember this whatsoever. So this to me indicates. Am I making.
Jesse Waters
Are you falling?
Jessica Tarloff
No, I'm not. Wait, wait, wait. Jesse, do you want to hear my idea for reverse Titanic?
Greg Gutfeld
No, because I want to get to Facebook Friday.
Jessica Tarloff
No, no, no. Okay. So it's about a friendly iceberg that helps fix holes in shits so they can get back home to England.
Greg Gutfeld
Do you have any more?
Jessica Tarloff
No, that's it.
Shannon Bream
I have a really good deleted tweet from the right, the one that said Kanye, Elon, Trump. And then they deleted it.
Greg Gutfeld
I know. Can you believe what happened with Elon? Oh, man.
Shannon Bream
Oh, my God.
Greg Gutfeld
CNN flops the fastest is up next.
Emily Compagno
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Jessica Tarloff
Big dogs and the small dogs who.
Emily Compagno
Just think they're big dogs. That's why the younger you are, the more you need AARP. Learn more at aarp.org skills.
Shannon Bream
Oh, is it dangerous of live television?
Jessica Tarloff
Oh, Jesus. That never happens. That, that what you just saw there is a brand new twist on America's favorite pastime and you can see why it is taking the country by storm.
Shannon Bream
Oh, the Savannah Banana star Robert Anthony Cruz face planting on live CNN trying a backflip. He ended up with a bloody chin, a busted lip and several stitches, but he laughed it off. Just a little bruised and a lot embarrassed. Shannon, you know this banana?
Jesse Waters
I do. I just interviewed him. We had a Savannah Bananas piece a couple weeks ago. He is the nicest, most humble person ever. And by the way, as a kid he was a gymnast before he started playing baseball, so he really should have.
Shannon Bream
Been able to do that.
Jesse Waters
He says he's done like 10,000 backflips in his lifetime and he does them during the games, which is why they asked him to do it because he'll catch a ball and flip at the same time. I hated to see this. He's so nice. But I think he's going to be okay.
Shannon Bream
Emily Coach Rack.
Emily Compagno
One time I was walking into a party in college and there was a step over which I didn't see and I walked into an incredibly crowded room and, and I completely face planted and then it went into a wardrobe malfunction that was absolutely horrifying and I've never lived it down like that. Brings me back to that. And also I thought this was absolutely hysterical until I just learned that he was injured. And now I feel bad because you don't see the blood initially. So I just thought it was like, oh my gosh, that's a fight you bless.
Shannon Bream
Hilarious.
Emily Compagno
And now I feel terrible and I wish him the best.
Shannon Bream
Greg, do you feel terrible?
Jessica Tarloff
No, not at all. Because that's the risk you take when you're doing a one man theatrical performance. He was trying to establish encapsulate the collapse of cnn recreating. Any person who tries to debate Scott Jennings, they always fall flat on their face. The real story here, and we go in depth tonight on my show is the fact that John Berman did not change anything he said in the teleprompter. He says, well that's taking, that is taking America by storm. He didn't even reference the fact that the guy was injured.
Shannon Bream
Isn't that nicer?
Jessica Tarloff
What?
Shannon Bream
That's a nice thing to do, right?
Jesse Waters
You acknowledge that?
Emily Compagno
No, I think he should have been like, oh my God, are you okay? Right?
Jesse Waters
Yeah.
Emily Compagno
Right?
Shannon Bream
Yeah. You have to ask?
Jessica Tarloff
No, it's kind of like if something happened, it's just like CNN when they were watching Joe Biden they just said, oh, everything's good Joe Biden. Oh, there's our president at cnn. Jesse, can you do a flip all the time, man? I'm doing it right now. I'm doing it so fast. Cameron didn't even catch that.
Greg Gutfeld
Can you do a flip on a trampoline?
Jessica Tarloff
I've never been on a trampoline in my life.
Greg Gutfeld
Because you've never been on a trampoline?
Jessica Tarloff
No. I grew up in a middle class neighborhood. We didn't have trampolines in our yard.
Greg Gutfeld
I have a trampoline in my yard and I'm inviting you over and I'm gonna see if you can do a flip. Cause I don't even think you can do it on a trampoline.
Jessica Tarloff
The only reason to have a trampoline is to put it outside a woman's dormitory.
Greg Gutfeld
Oh man, you're still too short to look in the window.
Shannon Bream
Fan mail Friday is up next.
Jessica Tarloff
Who's afraid of little old be? Well, you should be.
Greg Gutfeld
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Jesse Waters
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Emily Compagno
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Jessica Tarloff
All right, fan mail. Friday. Janet asks, what is something you're too old to do but still enjoy? Keep it clean, Shannon.
Jesse Waters
I think some wardrobe choices. I will stop myself because I would wear things that are a lot younger and crazier than I probably should. I can see a little kid walking around with sparkly tutu, and I'm like, what if you could wear that to work?
Jessica Tarloff
Oh, please do.
Jesse Waters
Too old.
Jessica Tarloff
Please do, Jesse.
Greg Gutfeld
Well, I did a slip and slide the other day. It was so much fun.
Jesse Waters
Did you hurt yourself?
Greg Gutfeld
I did not hurt myself. And now you're at the age where you do stuff and you're just like, as long as you don't hurt yourself.
Shannon Bream
Right.
Jesse Waters
That's the standard.
Shannon Bream
Keep the back intact.
Jessica Tarloff
Something you're too old to do, but still enjoy.
Shannon Bream
I don't know. I feel like if I were smaller, it would work out better, but I try. Like, you go to the playground with your kids and you want to do the slide with them. Or Cleo's like, oh, do it with me, Mommy. And there's like, five foot four moms that can just like. And I'm five' eleven and, like, stuck there. And Bren's like, I gotta get it down. Yeah.
Jessica Tarloff
Tall mom.
Shannon Bream
Tall big mom.
Jessica Tarloff
Good night on Lifetime. Tall mother. She's a tall mother. Hey, so, Emily, I feel like this.
Emily Compagno
Describes my entire life, but I do everything. I don't know. I was thinking maybe, like, eating habits.
Jessica Tarloff
Yeah.
Emily Compagno
Like, I am too old to eat, like, crap and drink a lot and wake up in the morning and. But it's like, I do still do that because the question was like, what do you still do? So physiologically, I think I guess that would be.
Jessica Tarloff
But it's something you're too old to do but still enjoy going to the prom. You're as old as you look. That cumberbund looks great. Stanley asks, what artist, actor, or musician did you dismiss but later in life came to appreciate? It's a good question. Let's go this way. Emily. I.
Emily Compagno
Growing up, my mom loved country music, and I was always like, no, I hate country music. And then it wasn't till I got to college that I was like, this is the best genre ever. And then now I really appreciate and love the, like, old original country in addition to all the 90s is best, Jessica.
Shannon Bream
We have a lot of Kevin Costner discussion in my house. We have this like 80s Costner or 90s Costner better. And so I've revisited a lot of Costner, and I was not a Costner person. He's actually fantastic. Yellowstone also helped with that. And I didn't used to love Tom Cruise that much. And I totally get it now. Looking at the full body of work.
Jessica Tarloff
Yes, the first Mission Impossible is the best thing he's done.
Jesse Waters
You think?
Jessica Tarloff
Yeah.
Greg Gutfeld
No.
Emily Compagno
Top Gun. Original.
Shannon Bream
Risky Business.
Jessica Tarloff
Rebecca De Mornay. Father was Wally George.
Greg Gutfeld
Anyway, Go ahead, Picasso. I used to think it was a bunch of squiggly shapes. And I was like, anybody can do that.
Shannon Bream
Here we go. And you can.
Greg Gutfeld
Anybody can.
Jessica Tarloff
Oh, wow.
Greg Gutfeld
So I hung one in my dining room.
Jessica Tarloff
Good for you. Good for you. All right, Shannon.
Jesse Waters
You know, when I was a kid, everybody's really very into Magnum PI And I've got a good friend, you know who you are, and I know you're watching right now. She has really turned me back into Tom. Selleck has come a long way. My parents love blue blood. They love that. But when you look back at the shows he was doing in the 80s and 90s, there was something there. You got.
Shannon Bream
You're gonna make it sound like so handsome. They're sparkle.
Greg Gutfeld
Yes.
Jesse Waters
You're gonna make it.
Jessica Tarloff
Oh, you girls, stop it. I don't know what to say. What could I say that's interesting? I don't know. I started watching the unit and I thought that guy that I always thought was Scott Foley, I always thought he was kind of just a pretty boy. He's pretty good in that. That whole show's pretty good.
Shannon Bream
Millennial women have always known that about Scott Foley.
Jessica Tarloff
Yeah, I always thought, well, that sucked. One more thing up next.
Greg Gutfeld
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Jessica Tarloff
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Jesse Waters
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Emily Compagno
New customer offer for first three months only. Speed slow. After 35 GB of network's busy. Taxes and fees extra.
Shannon Bream
See mint mobile.com.
Emily Compagno
Oh, my God. It's time now for one more thing. Breath.
Jessica Tarloff
All right, tonight we got a great show. Some broad named Emily Campagno. Walter kerr. The Dagan McDowell hotep. Jesus, what a show. That's tonight. Hey, let's do this. So here's the rules. I play the sound.
Emily Compagno
I love this.
Jessica Tarloff
I play the sound, and then we go around the horn, and then we play the video. Play the audio.
Emily Compagno
The baby walrus or the hippo that everyone named Boob or whatever.
Jessica Tarloff
All right? Hippo.
Emily Compagno
Muang.
Shannon Bream
Otter.
Jessica Tarloff
Otter.
Greg Gutfeld
Sea lion.
Jessica Tarloff
Sea lion.
Shannon Bream
Pterodactyl.
Jessica Tarloff
Pterodactyl don't exist. All right, you. You're out of the game. Roll the video.
Shannon Bream
Oh, my God.
Emily Compagno
What is that?
Jessica Tarloff
It's a baby. Oh, cute.
Greg Gutfeld
It's a.
Jesse Waters
A condor.
Jessica Tarloff
A baby cockatoo. A cockadoo. At the San Antonio Zoological Society. Actually, you know, Shannon was the closest.
Jesse Waters
Yeah, I was the closest.
Emily Compagno
Oh, my gosh. Amazing. That's so cute. I love it.
Greg Gutfeld
Looking animal.
Emily Compagno
All right, Jesse, you remember that banana.
Greg Gutfeld
That they taped to the side of the wall? And it's worth $6 million. People keep eating it. So these guys come into the art room and they just take the banana and then shove it down their throat. Six million dollars. Goodbye. And luckily, they just take another banana and slap it to the wall.
Jessica Tarloff
I don't see the appeal.
Greg Gutfeld
Jesse Waters primetime. Tonight, Shark Week. We go deep inside the mouth of a shark.
Emily Compagno
A $6 million banana. Deep.
Greg Gutfeld
Johnny goes inside of a shark's face.
Emily Compagno
All right, guys, now it's time for me, okay? Johnny Damon is a legend on the baseball field. And he's also a legend of heart, too. He donated 22 pallets of his A game hydrating drink. To the first responders in Kerr County, Texas, who continue conducting their rescue and recovery efforts in record heat. The American Trucking association hauled this huge load for free from Georgia to Texas. Soon, many first responders, volunteers, and people in the hardest hit areas of the hill country will be fully hydrated. Thank you, Johnny. Thank you, American trunking. And thanks to one family gives for pulling this all together for our first responders. All right, Shannon.
Jesse Waters
Love that. Okay, if you're a Marvel fan, check this out. They just dropped the mother of all movie merch. An $80 Fantastic Four popcorn bucket shaped like Galacticus. If I'm saying that right, just text me if I'm not the devourer of worlds. And now, popcorn. It's got glowing LED lights, detachable horns, holds 361 ounces of popcorn. So you don't need to leave and miss the movie to get your refill. By the way, on Fox News Sunday, pop your popcorn. This weekend. We've got Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick. As the tariffs are about to roll in, will he get some deals done? And from the House Intel Committee, the chairman, Rick Crawford and Democrat Jason Crow, we're going to debate the release by Dni Tulsi Gabbard. See you then.
Emily Compagno
All right, Jessica.
Shannon Bream
Latnick has a very nice headshot.
Jesse Waters
He does not understand.
Shannon Bream
What are you implying, that he has a nice headshot?
Greg Gutfeld
He's married, Jessica.
Jessica Tarloff
Wow.
Shannon Bream
All right. After realizing that there's no cell service for miles in rural ver, one man took matters into his own hands by bringing back the pay phone. Electrical engineer Patrick Schlott has been retrofitting and installing phones at three locations, completely free to use. If you dial 0, you're connected to Patrick himself, and he will be your operator.
Emily Compagno
So that's not a payphone, it's a free phone?
Shannon Bream
Yeah, it's a play on that.
Greg Gutfeld
This is Jason Chaffetz from the Jason in the House podcast. Join me every Monday to dive deeper into the latest political headlines and chat with remarkable guests. Listen and follow now@foxnewspodcast.com or wherever you download podcasts.
Jessica Tarloff
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Greg Gutfeld
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Jessica Tarloff
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Podcast Summary: The Five – "Trump Cleans Up Democrat City Messes"
Release Date: July 25, 2025
Host/Author: FOX News Podcasts
Description: "The Five" dives into the hottest topics with insightful debates and discussions from five dynamic voices. In this episode, the hosts explore President Trump's initiatives to address issues in Democratic-controlled cities, scrutinize Democratic strategies for the 2028 presidential race, and critique current economic policies.
[01:05] Emily Compagno opens the discussion by highlighting President Trump's efforts to tackle problems in Democratic strongholds. Although President Trump is overseas in Scotland, his administration remains focused on domestic issues, particularly targeting New York City and Mayor Eric Adams over sanctuary city policies.
[01:51] Jessica Tarloff emphasizes that the administration's lawsuit against NYC is just the beginning, stating, "We're going against a lot of other places, too. We want to bring safety to our cities" ([01:51]).
[02:06] Emily Compagno shifts the focus to the homelessness crisis, noting that Trump has signed an executive order aimed at making it easier for cities to remove homeless individuals from the streets and provide them with treatment elsewhere. This move is portrayed as fulfilling a campaign promise to address an issue that Democratic cities have allegedly neglected.
The conversation delves deeper into homelessness and public safety:
[02:24] Greg Gutfeld asserts the importance of addressing homelessness: "We have to take care of our homeless."
[02:26] Jessica Tarloff supports this view, stating, "We have to get them out. This is no good for anybody. It's bad for the people who need help and it's bad for the people of our city."
[04:06] Greg Gutfeld criticizes civil libertarians and the ACLU for allowing homeless individuals to remain on the streets, arguing that this approach endangers both the individuals and the community: "They deserve more. We are the most technologically advanced civilization… Why aren't we clean like Tokyo?"
[05:57] Emily Compagno raises concerns about the effectiveness of current Democratic spending on homelessness, highlighting that despite significant investments, issues persist. She questions the potential legal challenges the Trump administration might face: "When inevitably those people sue the Trump administration, what argument are they going to make when this is helping the homeless?"
[06:29] Shannon Bream responds by noting that several states, including liberal ones like Oregon, have adjusted their policies to better manage homelessness. She references the high-profile case of Jordan Neely in NYC to illustrate public sentiment favoring stricter measures against violent behaviors within the homeless population.
[08:09] Greg Gutfeld argues for more decisive action, advocating for mass sweeps and involuntary commitments for those posing dangers: "If you allow someone to pitch a tent on a city street and shoot heroin… you deserve trouble."
[11:54] Greg Gutfeld and Jessica Tarloff share personal anecdotes about interactions with homeless individuals, illustrating the challenges and frustrations they encounter. These stories serve to humanize the debate and underscore the perceived ineffectiveness of current strategies.
The discussion transitions to the future of the Democratic Party and potential candidates for the 2028 presidential race:
[13:20] Jesse Waters highlights the Democratic primary's openness, mentioning Hunter Biden and Stephen Colbert as unconventional contenders: "Hunter Biden is getting 2028 buzz for dropping F bombs in a recent interview. And Stephen Colbert, well, soon to be out of a job."
[14:10] Jessica Tarloff critiques both candidates, pointing out Hunter Biden's controversies and Colbert's perceived lack of political experience: "He won't talk about seducing his brother… He won't talk about the pardon…"
[17:16] Jesse Waters questions the viability of such candidates, suggesting that Democrats may not seriously consider them: "Is it insulting to everyone's intelligence… or you think Dems would legitimately consider?"
[19:53] Jesse Waters further critiques Democratic strategies, arguing that focusing on fringe issues alienates centrist voters: "They have energetic movements around creating signs and posters… They are stealing the microphone of all of the podcasts and the right wing arenas."
A significant portion of the episode focuses on criticizing Democratic economic policies, particularly regarding inflation and grocery prices:
[25:14] Greg Gutfeld accuses Democrats of manipulating data to blame President Trump for current economic issues: "The DNC's official X account posted this, then deleted this graph of soaring grocery prices… Trump's rapid response team went off slapping a Biden label."
[26:16] Shannon Bream challenges this narrative by attributing rising cattle and beef prices to Democratic leadership under President Biden: "Cattle prices went through the roof. Who was president two years ago? It was Sleepy Joe."
[26:22] Shannon Bream continues to rebut the Democrats' claims by bringing up other factors like tariffs and global warming affecting prices: "Coffee is probably tariffs… It takes two years from birth to plate."
[28:12] Emily Compagno criticizes the Democrats' handling of economic data, suggesting that they are more interested in erasing negative evidence than addressing policy failures: "This just goes to show how Democrats take accountability. Just delete and move on, guys."
Interspersed with the serious discussions are moments of humor and personal stories:
[11:54] Greg Gutfeld and the team share stories about interactions with homeless individuals, using humor to highlight the futility of certain gestures: "I gave a burger once to a homeless guy and he threw it back at me…"
[38:17] Greg Gutfeld humorously reflects on his own perceptions of high art, making analogies to movies like "Jaws" and "Friday the 13th" to mock Democratic PR mishaps: "It's like taking the movie Jaws and playing it backwards…"
[40:46] Jessica Tarloff and Greg Gutfeld engage in playful banter about animals and perform comedic impersonations, showcasing the hosts' chemistry and ability to entertain alongside serious debate.
The episode concludes with additional humorous exchanges and brief promotions, maintaining the show's characteristic blend of serious discussion and light-hearted interaction. [43:45] Greg Gutfeld wraps up by promoting the podcast's availability on various platforms, ensuring listeners know where to access future episodes.
Notable Quotes:
Jessica Tarloff on homelessness: "Libs don't like doing this stuff because they don't want to lose their status as the compassionate liberal… it's destroying the city." ([04:32])
Shannon Bream on Democratic policies: "If they marry those two things up and you really make it clear that these programs are funded… building more affordable housing… is crux of so much of this problem." ([07:24])
Greg Gutfeld on Democratic data manipulation: "It's like taking a movie and playing it backwards. It's like Memento." ([28:12])
Emily Compagno on Democratic accountability: "This just goes to show how Democrats take accountability. Just delete and move on, guys." ([28:21])
Conclusion:
In this episode of "The Five," the hosts provide a critical examination of President Trump's efforts to reform policies in Democratic cities, with a particular focus on immigration and homelessness. They also delve into the Democratic Party's potential candidates for the 2028 presidential race, questioning the viability of unconventional figures like Hunter Biden and Stephen Colbert. Additionally, the discussion addresses economic concerns, especially inflation and grocery prices, attributing these issues to Democratic policies. Throughout the episode, the hosts balance serious debate with moments of humor and personal anecdotes, offering listeners a comprehensive and engaging analysis of current political dynamics.