Greg Gutfeld (2:50)

I think it's going to be positive.

Jesse Watters (2:51)

If they're going to try to play

Greg Gutfeld (2:52)

us, then they're going to find that the negotiating team is not that receptive. So we're trying to have a positive negotiation.

Jesse Watters (2:58)

The president has gave us some pretty

Greg Gutfeld (2:59)

clear guidelines and we're going to see.

Martha McCallum (3:03)

So meanwhile, critics are still upset with President Trump for spiking former President Obama's Iran nuclear deal.

J.D. Vance (3:10)

It's a very strong agreement sadly walked away from, not for substantive reasons, but because President Obama did it.

Jesse Watters (3:18)

The strait was open before he started this in the.

Greg Gutfeld (3:22)

To having a nuclear weapon, 11 nuclear weapons.

Jesse Watters (3:24)

We had other ways of dealing.

Greg Gutfeld (3:26)

Like what?

Martha McCallum (3:27)

Obama's way.

Jesse Watters (3:28)

That worked. That did not work. Did they get a nuclear weapon under Obama?

Martha McCallum (3:33)

People to judge with a beard now talking about Iran. All right, so, you know, Jesse, let's start with you. I thought it was very interesting today that the Iranian parliament leader, and we never know when these statements come out who's actually holding the current list of what the points of negotiation are. But he came out and sort of said there were two points. Lebanon has to stop being bombed and we want money. They always want money. And these Iranian deals, they want their money unfrozen from foreign banks. And it almost struck me as a way of them saying these are the absolute two things that we're not going to. To give on. But the list could be a lot longer. You watch J.D. vance. Jesse, go up the staircase there. There's a lot riding on the Vice President's shoulders when you think about. Yeah. Geopolitical issue and his political future as well.

Jesse Watters (4:16)

He's never done an international deal before. This is the first time. So no pressure. No pressure at all. He could come out of this.01 or undefeated. So he does have a beard and so do the Iranians. So I think that's a good sign. I would not be afraid to walk away. Sometimes when you walk away from a deal, it ends up helping the deal get done. I could see them BSing us in Islamabad in the first half hour. I would blow it up. I'd say, you know what? Ceasefire's off. These guys aren't serious. Let's go to bridge and power plant day. Because what that does, that would actually put Iran in a weaker position, and it would just make the entire world realize these people are causing mayhem economically. And you can always hit him again. Now, I don't Even know if the Iranian delegation has the clout to do this deal. I mean, I don't even know if they speak for the military or not. So who knows? We might just have to hit him again. I wouldn't be shocked if talks blow up and the Iranian delegation goes back home and Trump drops a tomahawk on him. Wouldn't be shocked if that happened. He did say the only reason they're alive is to do a deal. I also wouldn't be shocked if he blew it up and we did a naval blockade of Carg island or seized an Iranian oil tanker. A lot of options are on the table because we've been building up assets in the region even after the cease fire started. And at the end of 12 days now, you're going to have the Boxer, the Ford, the Tripoli, the Bush, all in theater. And it gives the president flexibility. Now, no one takes John Kerry seriously except John Kerry. He and Obama gave these guys money, missiles, sunset provisions they let him enrich, and then they gave him a heads up before they went and did the inspection. It's the stupidest deal of all time. Iran got more powerful, their proxies got more powerful. It was actually the reverse Abraham Accords. You empower the Iranians and you screw the Jews and the Arabs. None of it makes sense. I don't even know why he's on television.

Martha McCallum (6:21)

So, Kayleigh, the President has sort of two things to contend with here. We had a strong inflation number this morning and he then he had the other voices. And obviously we know he's the ultimate person who makes all these decisions, but he takes it all in who are saying, finish the job.

Kayleigh McEnany (6:37)

Yeah.

Martha McCallum (6:38)

So if Jesse's scenario happens and J.D. vance walks out, and we saw that once in North Korea in the first term, just a walkout like this isn't going anywhere. President Trump walked right out the door. And he probably told J.D. vance, you know, the same thing empowered him to do exactly that. But he's got these two things he's contending with. What's your take? Knowing him and working in the White House as you did on where he

Jessica Tarlov (6:59)

is right now in all this, I

Kayleigh McEnany (7:00)

think he's someone who's going to finish the deal. I've been in those meetings where he sat across from hostile foreign powers. And, and I can tell you this, he is very, very, very tough on them. And what you see in front of the camera, what you saw with Zelensky, by way of example, that contentious Oval Office meeting, that's just what you see in front of cameras. He knows how to put pressure on behind the scenes and so do his emissaries, and that's exactly what they're going to do. And I've worked with Jared Kushner. I've seen him operate. He is whip smart.

Martha McCallum (7:27)

He knows how to read negotiation style.

Kayleigh McEnany (7:29)

Like he, he sits very quietly. He takes it all in and he inserts himself at the right points with the knowledge of someone who knows exactly what he's doing, how to put pressure points on the administration. Steve Wyckoff there, both of them, great experience. They're the ones who got the hostages home. People said that couldn't be done. The Gaza cease fire, they said it could be done. Those two got it done. J.D. vance, apparently a key person to getting to this moment. So I think he's a great added voice. But I think what's different here with this administration is this. The Iranians do not respect words, but they do respect action. And they look at Obama and they saw, to your point, a deal with sunset provisions at sunset in 10 to 15 years. There was not anywhere anytime inspections. They certainly were not implemented. They looked at that deal and they saw it as weak and they violated it time and time again. They looked at Biden. What did they see? The withdrawal From Afghanistan, the 13 lost U.S. service members. Abby Gate, they saw that and they saw a president who just said don't. When they look across from Jared Kushner and Steve Woodcoff, they are going to be looking at a administration that took out the Ayatollah within 24 hours. That put word, that put hard power behind the soft power. That is something Obama never did. It's something Biden never did. It is something, trust me, President Trump has done. He's done in Venezuela, has done in Iran and will do it again. They are going to treat this very differently. It might blow up. I agree with you. But I'll tell you this. They know that they're dealing with someone who is a man of his word. And I think he finishes the deal ultimately, maybe not tomorrow, but he will.

Martha McCallum (8:57)

Yeah. You know, it's interesting, Jessica, the points that Kayleigh makes about prior negotiations with the Obama administration and the Biden administration. And I think back to the Biden 6 for 6 hostage deal and then we threw in $6 billion on top of it for a sweetener of money that was released. They want their money out of these foreign banks. This is one of the biggest issues for them, they say. I interviewed the president of Iran, Pizzashkian, about 10 months ago, and he said, well, you know, it's not our fault that we have a lousy economy, that we can't take care of our people because you guys are tying our hands with all of our money being held in all these banks. So this is a huge, huge issue for them. But as Kelly says, they are sitting at a very different table. And Israel is putting the heat on in Lebanon in a huge way right now. How do you see this playing out?

Jessica Tarlov (9:42)

Well, they definitely want as much money as possible. And good news for them, they get to charge a fee because they control the Strait of Hormuz at this point. And reading President Trump's true social post saying they have no cards except short term extortion of the world by using international waterways seems like actually a pretty powerful card. I mean, we saw the inflation report which you already referenced. We know fuel is up over 40% in the last month. We know that Americans are feeling it, Europeans are feeling it. They're negotiating their own deals if they can. Even Japan, one of our great allies is they're getting essentially a two week break to rearm. The Russians happy to help. They had their sanctions eased as well for 30 days. And what, $14 billion that came off of the Iranians in terms of sanction easement. Easement, Is that a word? Easing as well? So I don't think that they're feeling particularly cash poor at this moment. And I know that the administration has been out there saying, oh, you those 10 points that Iran sent in, like that's all a fake news farce or whatever it is certainly wasn't the messaging that was coming out initially and that also had sanctions easing. The point that people to judge was making this morning on CNBC I think is a worthy one, that there was a deal in place and if you want to change it up, if you want to add new restrictions or enhancements that you think are going to make it better, that's a good place to start. But by ripping it up and then starting from zero and sending in a team of real estate developers who, yes, got hostages out of Gaza. But the cease fire in Gaza, that's fake too. That's not Ask people what's going on in Gaza right now. There's no cease fire and there's this board of peace isn't even funded and maybe we'll get to Gaza lago or whatever.

Kayleigh McEnany (11:19)

President Trump solved a conflict. How many did Biden saw?

Jessica Tarlov (11:22)

Oh my God.

Kayleigh McEnany (11:23)

This is the thing.

Jessica Tarlov (11:24)

This is what happened with people to

Kayleigh McEnany (11:26)

judge real estate developers. I'll put my money on them.

Jessica Tarlov (11:28)

Oh, wait. Well, Steve Wyckoff apparently didn't understand the terms of nuclear enrichment enough to even know what the Iranians were offering.

Jesse Watters (11:35)

Who did you hear that from?

Kayleigh McEnany (11:36)

The fly on the wall.

Jesse Watters (11:37)

Who did you hear that from?

Greg Gutfeld (11:38)

It was reported. By who?

Jesse Watters (11:40)

By the Iranians. Were they in the room?

Jessica Tarlov (11:44)

Okay.

Greg Gutfeld (11:45)

There were two different agreements. One in Farsi and one in.

Jessica Tarlov (11:48)

That's not the one.

Greg Gutfeld (11:50)

And the one in Farsi removed that

Jessica Tarlov (11:52)

phrase, said that he knows what Vladimir Putin is saying and what Vladimir Putin wants in terms of dealing with the Ukrainians. And who in their right mind is going to trust Vladimir Putin about anything?

Kayleigh McEnany (12:06)

J.D.

Jessica Tarlov (12:06)

vance, like you said, he could come out undefeated. He could come out 01. He is new to this process. There is not a team of American diplomats going into it. There is Jared Kushner and Steve Whitman.

Martha McCallum (12:18)

The American diplomats for generations have gotten none of this effectively solved. And these guys do have a good track record. But, Greg, I want to bring you in here because I want to go back to where we started with the President's post today. Basically, he said, you're negotiating to stay alive.

Greg Gutfeld (12:33)

Yes. No.

Martha McCallum (12:35)

5, do you want to.

Greg Gutfeld (12:36)

I love. I love hearing that Iran isn't cash poor. They have no economy, they have no infrastructure.

Martha McCallum (12:42)

Okay, except their own houses in London.

Greg Gutfeld (12:44)

They're in a different. Iran is like a hostage taker, a desperate hostage take taker. And you could say, oh, they're in control. They have the Strait of Hormuz. That's their hostage. They're holed up in a bank demanding three large pizzas, a helicopter, and a personal phone call from Sydney Sweeney. It's all. It' all a face saving exercise. That is what. That's what this theater is right now. How can they get out of this without being thoroughly humiliated in front of their. The remaining fans? I don't know what you call them. There were two different agreements. Trump looked at the terms and says, yeah, we can work with this. And then Iran says in their agreement that they have, like, driven America to defeat. So who do you believe? Well, the media went for Iran, but maybe you should examine the facts. Who's telling the truth? Who do you believe? The Iranian leaders dead. We have to go through this all over again just to remind them, you know, we have to do this. I apologize. The Iranian leaders, dead. Command and control facilities, air defense, naval assets, military leadership, all decimated. But who do you believe? Is Iran the victor or is America? Their entire defense industrial base is destroyed. They can't build missiles and everybody who can build them are in hiding. Who do you believe? Them. Or us. Their navy's at the bottom of the sea. 80% of their air defense is gone. Who do you believe? This is what is so great about Trump's amazement. It can make people believe anything. I was almost done.

Martha McCallum (14:18)

Adams joined me. Andrews, let's watch.

J.D. Vance (14:21)

Defeated. And now we're going to open up the Gulf with them, with or without them. But that'll be open. We're going to be or the strait as they call it. And I think it's going to go pretty quickly and if it doesn't, we'll be able to finish it off one way or the other. It's going well. The navy is gone. The air force is gone. All anti aircraft is gone. The leaders are gone. The whole place is gone. So we'll see how it turns out. So it's J.D. it's Steve and Jared. You have a good team and they meet tomorrow. We'll see how it all works.

Martha McCallum (14:55)

You're not going to let them hold

Jessica Tarlov (14:56)

as great, are you?

Kayleigh McEnany (14:57)

International?

J.D. Vance (14:58)

No, we're not going to let that. It's international water if they're doing that. Nobody knows if they're doing that. But if they're doing that, we're not going to let that happen.

Greg Gutfeld (15:04)

What would a good deal look like for you?

J.D. Vance (15:08)

No nuclear weapon, number one. You know, I think it's already been regime change, but we never had that as a, as a criteria. No nuclear weapon. That's 99% of us. Yeah, but that'll open up automatically. Yeah, the answer is yes. But the strait will open up. If we just left. The strait is going to. Otherwise they make no money. So the strait is going to open. But what we have is no nuclear weapon. But we'll open the strait anyway. Don't forget we don't use the strait. Other countries use the strait. So we do have other countries coming up and they'll help out. But we don't. We don't use. Won't be easy. It won't be. I would say this. We will have that open fairly soon.

Greg Gutfeld (15:55)

What's your backup plan?

J.D. Vance (15:58)

You don't need a backup plan. We have. The military is defeated. Their military is gone. They have, you know, we've degraded just about everything. They have very few missiles. They have very little manufacturing capability. We've hit them hard. Our military is amazing. The job they've done.

Kayleigh McEnany (16:15)

Sorry, is this a one and done

Jessica Tarlov (16:16)

talk or are you open to more talks afterwards? Depending on what?

J.D. Vance (16:20)

I don't know. I can't tell you. I have to see what happens tomorrow. There they've been talking for 47 years with other presidents, and we're not doing much talking. Thank you very much.

Jesse Watters (16:30)

Thank you, sir.

Martha McCallum (16:33)

So the president wishing J.D. vance luck. He says the strait will reopen, making the point that there is no, there's no commerce, even Iran's not going to make any money off it. They've got to get that straight open. That has to be one of the biggest underlying factors here. So, Greg, you were saying?

Greg Gutfeld (16:49)

Yes. You were so interrupted, corrupted by the leader of the free world. You know, when I'm listening to, I have to remind myself that when you're listening to the mainstream media, the legacy media, they have no credibility because the pattern is familiar. Saying that, like Iran holds the cards or they have the upper hand is derived from the same mentality that said Joe was sharp as attack, that women can have penises, that the laptop was fake. It's gaslighting with an under, which is driven by the underlying Trump derangement, which flips the truth on its edge. But if you were to hear that in unison, you might have to take it seriously. It's like, wow, a lot of people are saying this, that, like, even after a devastating, perfect attack against Iran, they're the winner, you know, so ask yourself, on what planet is that real? I mean, this should be disqualified, shouldn't be disqualified on the basis of every previous opinion from these people. But unfortunately, we're so nice that we just listen politely when really we should just plug our ears and get back to business.

Martha McCallum (17:57)

All right, coming up, she's back. Kamala cutting loose at Al Sharpton's conference. She did an imitation of Trump as a gangster. So all of that right after this.

Jesse Watters (18:09)

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Jesse Watters (18:53)

Wannabe 2028, Democrats are kissing the ring of their favorite race hustling power broker. Yep. Al Sharpton's annual NAN Conference. And Kamala sounds like she's all in for another humiliating crack at the White House. Watch.

Martha McCallum (19:07)

Good morning.

Kayleigh McEnany (19:08)

Good morning,

Jesse Watters (19:12)

Rev.

Martha McCallum (19:12)

I'm going to use the F word.

Greg Gutfeld (19:15)

Who are feckless.

Martha McCallum (19:19)

Obliterated it, he said. You know how he likes to use those kind of words. Obliterated it kind of Rev Acts like a mob boss. So then he's kind of like, well, you know, you take Eastern Europe and I'll take the Western Hemisphere, and then

Jesse Watters (19:40)

you over there, you.

Martha McCallum (19:41)

You get Asia, and we'll just divide it up.

Greg Gutfeld (19:45)

Are you gonna run again in 28?

Martha McCallum (19:47)

I might, I might.

Kayleigh McEnany (19:50)

I'm thinking about it.

Martha McCallum (19:54)

Where to begin?

Jesse Watters (19:56)

Who wants it? One of you two want it bad?

Jessica Tarlov (19:59)

No, no, no.

Martha McCallum (20:00)

I just. I don't understand what's going on. I just don't understand what's going on. You know, I think about the fact that she, you know, this vice president issue, right, With Pete Buttigieg. Because this morning the story was like, oh, it's. She and Pete Buttigieg are back to back at this conference, right? And he's still upset with her because she said she wouldn't pick him because he was a gay man. And she said it was because it was asking too much of the American public to, you know, ask them to pick a black woman and a gay man on the ticket. So she didn't look at anything that's relevant, like who would be the best vice president and who could step into my shoes in a minute to be the commander in chief of the country. So she wound up with Tim Waltz. And I think that when she says that, the reason I was chuckling honestly is because when she said. When he asked her Sharpton, asked her, are you gonna run in 2028? And she said, I'm thinking about it. I think he was like, oh, great, great. Now we're gonna go back down that road again.

Jesse Watters (21:00)

I think we're going down this road again.

Greg Gutfeld (21:01)

Greg, what time was that?

Martha McCallum (21:04)

11 o' clock this morning.

Greg Gutfeld (21:06)

Wow. Well, it's 11 o' clock somewhere. Oh, man. She was wasted. I'm sorry. I know. Wasted. That was pills and a little bit of wine and she was. I've been. I've been seated, like in premium economy. Sou. Like I'm going to do. I'm sorry. I see it. I know it. The issue here is obviously nothing has changed for them. They do everything possible but re. But. Except the one thing they need to do, which is change, which requires admitting that they went down the wrong path because they don't want to relinquish the sunk costs of all their mistakes. So what do they do? Well, they. They realize that their positions, which they won't relinquish, are embarrassing and unpopular. So what they do is they need to find a new vessel to cloak it in, which is what they did with Joe Biden, which was like a Perfect thing. Some old white guy. So now you got Mayor Pete growing a beard. You got these white guys, Talarico, this Graham Platner. You know, it's even better. He's a Nazi. That's awesome. Maybe we'll get the Nazi vote. But the question in their head is, what is the artifice that we can insert our radicalism into? Because they're still going to embrace the radical messages. It's the same thing they always do. They don't change. So what do they have to do? They have to lie about who they are to trick the people they actually hate to vote for them. I mean, they really need the white working class, but at the same time, they think the white working class are scum. You know, Biden boasted that, like, one day they'll be in the minority, white people will be in the minority. So why do you care about white people? Why don't you just embrace what you really are? Which are like, you know, race baiting bigots.

Jesse Watters (23:00)

Oh, I forgot, we were gonna be in the minority. Thanks, Greg.

Greg Gutfeld (23:03)

Yeah. God, now you're oppressed. I can't wait. Turn that depression into oppression.

Kayleigh McEnany (23:12)

Kaylee, I think there's going to be more of a fight among Democrats than people realize, and here's why. Here's a quote from today from someone, and it is about Pete Buttigieg, Kamala Harris, and any Democrat who worked in the Biden administration. I think there's a lot of baggage there. I don't know if it's insurmountable, but I know the strongest feeling I get from a room like this, from people in Columbus and Iowa and Wisconsin and Idaho, Kansas, is that people want something new. That is Alyssa Slotkin, the Democrat senator from Michigan. There are some people in the party who are lucid who look at this and say, you are engaged in the great cover up of our time. A president who was not adequate to do the job. A president who made disastrous decisions that could have had ramifications on the American people. I want to know what Biden was like in the Situation Room when the Abbey Gate happened. There are lucid Democrats who say, this isn't it. We need to move on. We need a new leaf. We need a Trump on the left. Someone with energy, creativity, authenticity, excitement. But the problem for people like Alyssa Slotkin is I don't know that that person exists. And it's neither of these two. For as much as one may think of people to judge and his oratory skills, she thinks it might be her.

Martha McCallum (24:16)

Don't you think she does?

Kayleigh McEnany (24:17)

Because she looks at the polls and she sees she's at 26.4%. And that's a. That's a heavy drug,

Jesse Watters (24:24)

Jessica.

Jessica Tarlov (24:26)

I just think you guys aren't paying attention to what's actually happening right now across the country and the experience of the average American. And also in elections that we have been having since 2024, every prominent Democrat, save for Kamala Harris and from what we've heard from Joe Biden, has talked explicitly about mistakes that were made throughout the Biden years, talking about open border problems and how that wasn't addressed on time, media strategy problems, telling people, no, your wallet is fuller than you think it is, or we have a faster recovery than everyone else in the G7. So you should be thankful for that. That we prioritize cultural issues over economic issues or that was people's perception of us. So I just don't see that as reality. And we could, you know, tick through the evidence of this, that people today are worse off than they were under Joe Biden, that they feel it. That inflation report bad going up a percentage point over the course of the last month. The Michigan consumer.

Kayleigh McEnany (25:32)

Temporary spike.

Jessica Tarlov (25:33)

Maybe. Maybe it is, but. Well, sure, but like 9%. But. But this is the thing. We already lost for that.

Jesse Watters (25:39)

Yeah.

Jessica Tarlov (25:39)

And this is what happened on CNBC this morning and why Joe Kernan was embarrassed. And Andrew Sorgen jumped in to say, you know, Pete's just giving you the facts on the ground. We lost and we learned lessons from it and saying that this is just temporary. It's temporary because of a choice that the president made that he doesn't have the backing of the American people, secure

Kayleigh McEnany (26:01)

the people from nuclear weapons. And I would just note evidence that there was food inflation.

Jessica Tarlov (26:06)

Food inflation was flat.

Kayleigh McEnany (26:07)

Medical care cuts declined.

Jessica Tarlov (26:09)

You want to say, okay, GDP Q4 revised down two days ago to 0.5%. The consumer sentiment Index, lowest in history. They've been tracking it since the 1960s. We're winning elections everywhere. School board seats in Missouri, state supreme Court seats in Wisconsin. You know what's going on. You pay attention to this just as

Kayleigh McEnany (26:28)

much as I pay attention to Harry. Internet, CNN. Republicans are plus five in favorability. Democrats and 2006 were plus 18. And 28 people stat show up to.

Jessica Tarlov (26:40)

We certainly can.

Kayleigh McEnany (26:41)

My polls versus your polls.

Jessica Tarlov (26:42)

But it's not because we're looking at exactly the same things. I never said we're the most popular people in the world. I said that we're a better option than the Republicans right now. And that's according to you're less bad.

Kayleigh McEnany (26:50)

That's a great argument.

Jessica Tarlov (26:51)

Okay, well, Donald Trump has never been more unpopular. And he is front and center because he wants to be and also because we want him to be. And that is how we were winning elections.

Greg Gutfeld (27:01)

You don't need policy. Good for you.

Jessica Tarlov (27:03)

No, the policy is we're not going to do what this guy is doing.

Greg Gutfeld (27:07)

Can women have penises?

Jessica Tarlov (27:09)

Not today.

Greg Gutfeld (27:09)

Okay, good.

Jesse Watters (27:10)

Not today.

Greg Gutfeld (27:11)

They have changed.

Martha McCallum (27:12)

There's always hope, apparently tomorrow.

Jesse Watters (27:14)

All right, coming up next, Hunter wants a cage match with the Trump boys.

Greg Gutfeld (27:30)

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Jesse Watters (27:58)

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Kayleigh McEnany (27:59)

She can't help but that's Greg. Not my music. All right, well, here is a blast from the past. Hunter Biden is back. And amid reports that he's too broke to pay his lawyer, the troubled former first son announced a US based tour with a popular YouTuber where he wants to get into a cage fight with President Trump's sons, Don Jr. And Eric.

Greg Gutfeld (28:22)

Hunter Biden here. I just got a call from Andrew Callahan. He asked me to come out on the Channel 5 Carnival Tour at the end of the month. I think we start in Phoenix and then we go to San Diego and we end in Albuquerque. And I think he's trying to organize a cage match, me versus Eric and Don Jr. I told him I'd do it 100%.

Kayleigh McEnany (28:49)

I mean, I don't know if it's a three way cage fight. I mean, who wins this? Eric, Don, Hunter?

Jesse Watters (28:53)

Oh, the Trump boys.

Jessica Tarlov (28:54)

It's obviously two on one and it doesn't even matter.

Jesse Watters (28:58)

Hunter likes it two on one. Yeah. I talked to Devin Archer and he said Hunter can't fight. And the Trump boys can fight because they grew up fighting each other. Their father made them fight each other. Eric's got the reach and the height. Don's got the strength. It's not even close, but I feel bad. I know you didn't think I had that emotional capacity. Greg, I've been reading the Bible and this guy's lost everything. He's lost family, he's lost a fortune. He can't even afford to pay his legal fees or his sugar brother. So he's out there picking fights with The Trump boys to sell tickets to a circus he's on. It's a literal circus. That's the only way he can get paid.

Kayleigh McEnany (29:37)

Now, Greg, choose your fighter.

Greg Gutfeld (29:39)

Well, here's the deal. I'm gonna piggyback on what Jesse said. Usually when you lose everything, you gain some wisdom. But this action tells you that he still hasn't grown up. He still believes that he's somehow outside the normal experience of life. You know, he just go get a job. People will understand if you start over and you go get a job. Where? Well, I mean like anywhere. Anywhere. I mean, his problem wasn't drugs and alcohol and hookers. He couldn't live life on life's terms. And he thought the solution, drugs, alcohol and hookers. Now that stuff is gone. So I'm pretty sure it is. He's clean. He has this opportunity to start fresh, but this isn't starting fresh. I think he's still in this zone where he doesn't believe he has to be an adult male. He's got a sec, he's got a second act. You know, he's still kind of young. He's starting to sound like his dad. I want him to be my show's correspondent. I want to. I feel that we have reached the point where we should lend this guy a hand. Yes. And help him out. Because if he's cleaned up his act and he's contrite, I am here to say, you know what, Hunter, I want you to work on my show. You to be the west coast correspondent.

Jesse Watters (30:49)

I want him to work on your show too.

Kayleigh McEnany (30:51)

That would be great, Jessica. I prefer when he was a finger paint artist. I thought those were rather good.

Jessica Tarlov (30:58)

I don't think you're being truthful, Kaylee, about what you thought of Hunter's work. This is like what we deserve. I feel like our culture promotes this kind of stuff and it's like the reality TV is Asian of everything. I mean, we have a, you know, we have the Apprentice guy as are the president. So I am not surprised that the

Greg Gutfeld (31:22)

5 is so high brow Jessica on my day is.

Jessica Tarlov (31:26)

That's for sure.

Greg Gutfeld (31:27)

Just kidding.

Jessica Tarlov (31:27)

I know Harold is more highbrow than I am.

Greg Gutfeld (31:29)

I'm calling Harold right now.

Kayleigh McEnany (31:30)

Martha.

Greg Gutfeld (31:31)

Yeah. Can you believe what you just.

Martha McCallum (31:34)

I just think this would be a messy, horrible, pathetic fight.

Jesse Watters (31:39)

You are all in.

Martha McCallum (31:41)

And I'm buying my tickets. No, I just, I look at him, I do think he looks sad and old and he, he has like his father's facial effect. I actually thought it was Tom Shalhou for A few minutes into that thing, like, I was like, wow, he's doing a really good Tom Shalhou imitation of his dad. He's hawking carney gigs. Yeah, yeah.

Jesse Watters (32:00)

Is that.

Greg Gutfeld (32:02)

Is that Carnival cruise or actual carnival? Carnival, like going. Like. Like going. And like when they have sideshows, it

Martha McCallum (32:08)

was a carnival, but it's like it's all in. It's like Ariz to New Mexico. It's hard to take a cruise ship down that way.

Greg Gutfeld (32:15)

So it's an actual carnival.

Martha McCallum (32:16)

Like it's a carnival.

Greg Gutfeld (32:17)

He should be the guy that sits on the thing that you throw the thing at.

Jesse Watters (32:21)

The.

Greg Gutfeld (32:21)

The c. The clown.

Martha McCallum (32:22)

The really sad and pathetic.

Greg Gutfeld (32:24)

I'm here to help him.

Jesse Watters (32:25)

Dunk tank.

Greg Gutfeld (32:26)

Yeah, dunk. He's been in the drunk tank.

Martha McCallum (32:28)

Give him a job.

Kayleigh McEnany (32:29)

Maybe we can set up this cage fight for America250 at the White House grounds. Wouldn't that be something?

Greg Gutfeld (32:33)

Oh, there you go.

Kayleigh McEnany (32:33)

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Martha McCallum (32:35)

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Maybe that plane would never take off.

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Jessica Tarlov (33:19)

Welcome back. Jesse has quite the exclusive. Tonight, Artemis 2 will be slashing down off the coast of San Diego at 8:07pm it will close out humanity's first voyage around the moon. But before they prep the cabin for reentry, they had to prep their colon experts. It's a great script. Experts warn Artemis crew crew not to fart or they could be in danger. It's because a tiny sealed space can gas from one bean burrito can be flammable. Therefore, NASA carefully curates astronauts meals to reduce flatulence as much as possible. I think it would be illegal if I went to anyone but you, Greg, on the Artemis poop story.

Greg Gutfeld (34:01)

You know, I'd like to think it's my influence at Fox that has enabled us to do fart friendly stories. It took 17 years on a Friday. On a Friday. But here we are. I think the rule in space can also apply to other rule other places on Earth. Specifically elevators shout out to you Kilmeade. But you know what the real disaster is when it's really going to be a problem is what if it happens, no one is going to admit to it. So it'll cause, like a fire and explosion, you know, no one's going to say I did it. You know what I mean? It's like people deny benign flatulence. You think you're going to admit to one that blows up a spaceship. They're going to have investigations about who whoever smelt it dealt it. They're going to bring in experts. I hope. I hope everybody's safe.

Kayleigh McEnany (34:46)

Don't bring Eric Swalwell on that.

Greg Gutfeld (34:48)

Yeah, well, he's busy right now.

Jessica Tarlov (34:51)

That is another topic.

Martha McCallum (34:52)

I won't.

Jessica Tarlov (34:54)

Would their suits catch on fire if they were the one who dealt it? Martha,

Martha McCallum (35:02)

thank you for asking me this scientific medical question.

Jessica Tarlov (35:04)

Welcome to the Five.

Martha McCallum (35:05)

For which I have no answer. Yeah, no, I'm just. Yeah, I don't like to think about what would happen if that happened because I don't think anybody would be around to explain is it a fatal thing?

Greg Gutfeld (35:16)

But you know what? Is it unhealthy to hold one in? Where does it go?

Jessica Tarlov (35:20)

It can sometimes just go right back up. Right, Jesse?

Greg Gutfeld (35:22)

Up where?

Martha McCallum (35:23)

Maybe they could use the bag that they use for other things. Release it, capture it, and just let it out the window.

Jesse Watters (35:30)

I have the window.

Greg Gutfeld (35:31)

I have a feeling this segment.

Jesse Watters (35:32)

Roll down the window.

Martha McCallum (35:33)

This segment.

Jessica Tarlov (35:35)

But even over, like, in context and out of context, it's all bad. So thank you to the producers. Kaylee, take us fart home.

Kayleigh McEnany (35:44)

Yeah, I mean, I just want to give you massive props because you did not read that script beforehand and you said flatulence and fart and all of these wor. With, like, perfect eloquence and a straight face. Yes.

Jessica Tarlov (35:54)

Not that you say flatulence about your little kid, but.

Kayleigh McEnany (35:56)

Yeah, no, that's it. That's. My whole comment is, well done, Jessica.

Jessica Tarlov (35:59)

Thank you. I've now forgiven you for the CNN call out and the polling block. Is that the end?

Martha McCallum (36:07)

Feels like it.

Kayleigh McEnany (36:07)

Jesse's got the exclusive at 807.

Jessica Tarlov (36:09)

Yeah. How do you feel? You love space.

Jesse Watters (36:12)

I do love space.

Greg Gutfeld (36:12)

Yeah.

Jesse Watters (36:13)

We booked the shuttle. It'll be on my hour.

Greg Gutfeld (36:15)

807.

Jesse Watters (36:16)

They splashed out.

Greg Gutfeld (36:17)

You could have Dr. Mark Siegel on to talk about. Did you know gastrointestinal risk.

Martha McCallum (36:21)

Great, guys.

Jesse Watters (36:23)

All right, don't get them started.

Jessica Tarlov (36:24)

We'll be watching Fan Mail Fridays up next.

Greg Gutfeld (36:36)

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Jesse Watters (37:25)

I do. I have a lot. One of them is talking over people, the other is not listening. See how self aware I am?

Jessica Tarlov (37:30)

And they go hand in hand.

Greg Gutfeld (37:33)

That was too easy.

Jesse Watters (37:35)

Yeah, I mean, I'm very, very in touch with myself.

Greg Gutfeld (37:38)

You really are. Good for you, Jesse. You know, you're a modern man. How about you, Jessica? What is the most annoying habit you have? And mind you, the show ends in 10 minutes.

Jessica Tarlov (37:49)

I leave clothes, like, over the chair. You know, the chair in the bedroom that, like, is just a receptacle for dirty clothes.

Martha McCallum (37:58)

Oh, that would stand it. Yeah.

Jessica Tarlov (38:00)

Put it in the laundry, possibly, but some of it's like, only half dirty. You know, you're making a decision, like with dry clean only item, you're like, could I get one more wear out of it? 10 more wears.

Martha McCallum (38:09)

I follow around after people and clean up. That's my annoyance. So I would have been like, wait, is this your roommate or is this going back in the closet?

Greg Gutfeld (38:16)

What is your annoying.

Kayleigh McEnany (38:18)

I do.

Martha McCallum (38:18)

I clean up, like, sometimes. Like, you know, in the middle. You're not supposed to in the middle of a dinner with people. I'll be like, sometimes. I'll be like, always on time. And my husband's like, please, just come sit down, relax. We'll clean up later. I'm like, I know, but I just want to have it done so that later I can relax.

Kayleigh McEnany (38:35)

Yes. Not to be exceedingly boring, but you stole mine. Like, I clutter everything. So Sean has like a clutter corner. We put it all in, and then I have like five bales of laundry lined up, unfolded, so. So clutter, not doing chores. Opposite of you, Martha.

Jesse Watters (38:48)

You guys all need maids.

Kayleigh McEnany (38:51)

Must be nice, Jesse. Must be nice.

Jesse Watters (38:54)

You can get them illegal. You don't have to pay them anything.

Kayleigh McEnany (38:56)

Oh, yeah, Try to think of.

Greg Gutfeld (38:57)

I don't think I have any external annoying habits. Right. I don't. You have to tell me what they are.

Jesse Watters (39:03)

Oh, wait, I know. I know you over prepare for the show and write down thousands of pages of notes. And everyone's bored like 40 seconds in and you have to finish reading, read

Greg Gutfeld (39:15)

the room all the way back to

Martha McCallum (39:18)

fear the end of it after President Trump.

Greg Gutfeld (39:19)

Yeah, that's what I want to hear. It's not going to change anything.

Jessica Tarlov (39:23)

I say mine.

Greg Gutfeld (39:23)

What?

Jessica Tarlov (39:24)

You just doodle while I'm talking.

Greg Gutfeld (39:30)

I doodle while everybody's talking.

Martha McCallum (39:34)

Interested?

Jesse Watters (39:35)

It's good.

Martha McCallum (39:35)

No, this is processing.

Greg Gutfeld (39:37)

This is an. I'm listening. But it's an energy. It's a way to put your energy.

Jesse Watters (39:41)

You're detached, you're emotionally.

Kayleigh McEnany (39:42)

Yeah. Your rebuttals are flawless.

Greg Gutfeld (39:44)

I know. Isn't that incredible?

Martha McCallum (39:45)

Yeah.

Jessica Tarlov (39:46)

Oh, my God. You guys are amazing.

Greg Gutfeld (39:49)

Omt.

Martha McCallum (39:50)

Love it, love it, love it.

Jessica Tarlov (40:00)

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Jesse Watters (40:31)

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Greg Gutfeld (41:06)

All right, we got a great show tonight. We got Emily Campagno, Johnny, Joey Jones, Jim Norton, Hotep. Jesus. That's tonight at 10pm unless we're preempted by the splashdown. Hey, let's do this.

J.D. Vance (41:22)

Yeah.

Greg Gutfeld (41:25)

Greg Celebrity siding with Brit Hume. Dallas Zoo was a surprising field trip for the audience of the View, who came to have a little lunch and they fed them giant melons. They like to chew plants, but their teeth are mainly for fighting and defense. That's a hippo, Jesse. Have you ever seen a hippo before?

Jesse Watters (41:48)

I've seen him. I'm not gonna say it.

Greg Gutfeld (41:50)

You're not?

Jesse Watters (41:51)

I'm not gonna say it.

Kayleigh McEnany (41:52)

Don't say it.

Greg Gutfeld (41:52)

They can eat up to 80 pounds of grass in a single night. You know about grass, don't you?

Jesse Watters (41:58)

Justin Britt, you and I smoke grass together.

Jessica Tarlov (42:02)

Is that true?

Kayleigh McEnany (42:03)

I'm dying, Jessica.

Jessica Tarlov (42:05)

Okay, forget the Kentucky Derby. We have the Corgi Derby in Scotland. Corgis racing to be top dog and even participated in a Corgi parade. I think they're the cutest doggies. Congratulations to 3 year old Corgi Isla, or I guess I Lay because it's a boy. As he beat out the others and became this year's hottest dog. The Derby was first held to mark Queen Elizabeth II 70 years on the throne. It says I'm going to buy tickets for next year, but I don't think that's true.

Greg Gutfeld (42:33)

Where'd that take place?

Jessica Tarlov (42:34)

In Scotland?

Greg Gutfeld (42:35)

Oh, I thought it was Corg Island.

Martha McCallum (42:39)

That's a good one, Kaylee.

Kayleigh McEnany (42:40)

Yes. So tomorrow after the splashdown of Artemis 2, I will have the first interview with the NASA administrator. There he is, Jared Isaacman. So we will get all the details from him. And then the vice chair of the Anti Fraud Task Force, Andrew Ferguson with an update. Dr. Drew. Nate Friedman with new videos from New York City childcare facilities and Anna Paulina Luna. Tune in to Naomi Street.

Martha McCallum (43:04)

All right, so this is the first all female honor flight. This is a fantastic story. And it headed to D.C. these are all 32 Vietnam veterans from five branches of the military embarked on a free trip from Phoenix, Arizona to Washington, D.C. and these are completely paid for trips. The airline, the honor flight organization is incredible. They take veterans back to their battlefields. And these women all together, they're going to go see the military Women's memorial, which if you haven't seen it, is beautiful. Constitution hall and much more. So I thank all these ladies for their service mostly in Vietnam. Wonderful that they're having this experience.

Greg Gutfeld (43:38)

You go, girl.

Jessica Tarlov (43:41)

My Nexio, because I have a. You go girl.

Kayleigh McEnany (43:44)

There you go. You go girl.

Jessica Tarlov (43:46)

Yeah.

Martha McCallum (43:47)

All right, stay tuned. Brett Bear is coming up. That's it.

Greg Gutfeld (43:50)

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