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Sandra Smith
Hello, everyone. I'm sandra smith along with joey jones kennedy, jesse waters, and greg gutfeld. It is five o'.
Jim Gray
Clock.
Sandra Smith
It is five o' clock in new york city, and this is the five. FOX News alert. Police in Florida will be holding a news conference after golfer Tiger woods was involved in a rollover car crash. Local reports say that there were no injuries. We're going to bring you a live report once we get more details. And now to the DHS shutdown and President Trump coming to the rescue. The commander in chief signing a directive to finally pay TSA agents after going more than a month without paychecks. And DHS claiming the checks in the mail for Monday. The president acting as the Senate approved DHS bill, stalls in Congress. Speaker Mike Johnson flat out rejecting it because it did not include ICE or Border Patrol funding. Johnson arguing his party will not vote for what they call an open borders bill and calls it a joke.
Greg Gutfeld
The Republicans are not going to be any part of any effort to reopen
Jesse Waters
our borders or to stop immigration enforcement.
Greg Gutfeld
This gambit that was done last night is a joke.
Sandra Smith
This plan, Mr. Speaker, has the president.
Greg Gutfeld
I spoke to the president a few moments ago. He understands exactly what we're doing and why and he supports it.
Juan Williams
Yes.
Sandra Smith
And President Trump does indeed agree. Watch.
Greg Gutfeld
That's what the Democrats want. They want people to come into this country. They don't care who they are. If they murder people, they're fine with that. They don't care who they are. They want borders to be open. Understand John Thune and I understand Mike Johnson. They want to be sure that people aren't coming into our country like they have for the last four years. I don't want to say they've ruined it. They made my job a lot harder.
Sandra Smith
And as President Trump steps up to pay TSA workers, Democrats are lobbing attacks at ICE agents trying to ease the pain travelers have been suffering at airports,
Greg Gutfeld
at Donald Trump's rogue and deadly militia not qualified to be at the airport.
Jim Gray
Private, politically motivated national police to intimidate travelers.
Greg Gutfeld
This White House thinks that they can execute Americans in the streets and then have Americans wait millions of Hours in lines at the airports and that we won't forget the chaos agents who are
Juan Williams
sitting around standing up, doing nothing to address the airport crisis right now.
Sandra Smith
Boy, Jesse, what's going on here? I mean, when Mike Johnson stepped up to that microphone, we took it Live in America reports this afternoon. I mean, he was. He was different than we've seen him. He was really going after the Senate Republicans for what he says they are not doing their job.
Jesse Waters
I like Angry Mike. I also like Nice Mike, but Angry Mike, Barack like, sir.
Jim Gray
Wow.
Kennedy
Jesse, he said it.
Greg Gutfeld
What are you talking about?
Jesse Waters
I don't even know what he said.
Greg Gutfeld
It's Mike Tyson.
Kennedy
So was I.
Jesse Waters
Who are you talking about? I just like the fact that Trump was able to bring ice off the bench when the TSA guys went down. Like, we have 3 million federal employees and we're all one big happy family. So if the politicians screw up, you should be able to bring someone and throw them in the game. Like, if there's a hurricane and FEMA's strapped, why not call up some IRS agents and hand them a mop? Or like, next time the Democrats shut down the government and we're not getting mail, call up the Coast Guard, have him deliver the mail. It's just driving. It's the same thing as driving a boat. I don't see much of a difference here. When I'm on assignment, Joey Jones takes
Juan Williams
my spot, and it's real easy.
Jesse Waters
Don't do too good of a job, by the way. But, I mean, it happens at home. Like, I was over in the bedroom the other day and I saw some clothes that were not folded, and I took it upon myself to fold clothes. That's not my job.
Greg Gutfeld
Whose job is it?
Kennedy
Yeah, not mine.
Jesse Waters
But I did it because I pitched in when somebody else couldn't do it. For instance, this morning, Emma had an appointment early. So it was my job to get Jesse Jr. Dressed, fed and to school. And I got him to school on time.
Greg Gutfeld
Wow.
Jesse Waters
I forgot to brush his teeth, but it was fine. He was on time. We should be able to do this with the federal government. I'm also mad at the billionaires. What I've been saying, Greg, they need to be a little bit more generous. Not a single billionaire stepped up and said, I'll cut a check to the treasury so we can make sure none of these guys miss a paycheck. Why hasn't anybody done that? Why has not? I'm looking at you, Bezos.
Kennedy
Elon did that.
Sandra Smith
Elon did, did he?
Jesse Waters
I was away on assignment
Sandra Smith
just Ask Joey.
Kennedy
He was covering for you.
Greg Gutfeld
Joey didn't even know.
Sandra Smith
I guess the question now, Kennedy, is it make it look like it's Republicans shutting things down if now Mike Johnson isn't going along with the Senate bill?
Kennedy
No one looks good here and no one cares. They are all to blame. This is just part of the dysfunction in Washington. Parties can't get along within their own caucus and all people care about is spring break or traveling to see family members going to a big job interview. That's all anyone is talking about is how long is my wait going to be when I fly this weekend or next week or next month? They're no longer interested in the two sides and the tit for tat. And you know, Hakeem is blaming John Thune and Sandra Smith. Hold that thought, Kennedy.
Sandra Smith
We've got a FOX News alert. Brand new details coming in from that press conference after Tiger woods was involved in a car crash in Florida today. We are now learning new details. He was arrested and he did receive a DUI. Let's get to Alexis McAdams. She's got the details.
Alexis McAdams
Hey, Sandra. Yeah. Sad situation here because we know a little bit about what Tiger woods has been through. He had some injuries and led to a lot of issues over the past several years for him. And now we know that he was involved in this rollover crash on Jupiter Island, Florida, after investigators say that he was behind the wheel of his suv impaired. When we say impaired, we're talking about this is a separate crash. This is back from 2021, but the one today, we really only have one picture of it. And they said they're going to release more information, but that's what happened. Just a few years ago, there was another investigation and another crash. So this all comes after that. We're learning more, though, about how he would not give a Breathalyzer test. So they said they thought he was impaired. He tried to pass a car in this residential area where the speed limit was only 30 miles per hour. The police said he tries to go around him and clips that car, flips over. No injuries. But Tiger woods is behind bars. They said they're going to hold him for at least eight hours, which is what they do in this county, Sandra, in Florida as they try to figure everything out. He would not give a urine test. He blew zeros, but he wouldn't give a urine sample, they said. So they're trying to figure out exactly what was in his system that made him impaired to drive. We know he just also made a comeback to, you know, to everything with golf. We had been hearing more about him and was just in the TGL finals this week. So there was a lot of speculation about whether he was going to try to tee up at Augusta. President Trump told you guys last night that wasn't happening. You know, so he has a lot of stuff that's been going on. And President Trump also just talked about it, saying he couldn't go into detail, but called it a sad situation. So we're going to wait and try to get some new details, but Tiger woods being held there in jail in Florida on a DUI charge.
Sandra Smith
Back to you. All right, Alexis, with the details there. We're actually going to get into the news conference there after learning of his arrest and dui. Here's more.
Jim Gray
Because of the crash or the rollover?
Jesse Waters
The question is anyone else injured because of the rollover crash?
Jim Gray
And the answer is thankfully no. This is a small two lane road.
Greg Gutfeld
Again, I'm going to show you the photos. Had there been somebody moving in the
Jim Gray
opposite direction, we would not be having a conversation saying there was no injuries.
Juan Williams
This could have been a lot worse.
Greg Gutfeld
Is that all?
Jim Gray
Thank you all.
Greg Gutfeld
Thank you.
Sandra Smith
Obviously, you know, not great news here, Greg. As we learned, Tiger woods was arrested, his car rolled over, charged with the dui. As you just heard, they're holding him in jail right now.
Greg Gutfeld
I mean, it's incredibly selfish behavior whenever there's a dui. Driving drunk means that you wanted to get somewhere and you did it even though you were impaired. And he's really lucky there was no one there. Nobody died in a residential area. This is just incredibly, I'm having like flashbacks of 2021 when we sat here for an hour talking about, oh my God, I hope he's all right, I hope he's all right. And like, you know, screw him. It's like, what about people he could hurt? That's all.
Sandra Smith
Amen.
Jesse Waters
People do love this man. And obviously this was a selfish actor. Absolutely right. But there is a, a love for this athlete that kind of rivals a Michael Jordan, Mike Tyson. He did change the game of golf and when something happens to him, people pay attention. And this is now the second time he's been involved with. I think it's narcotics cuz it doesn't look like he blew a number, so it's gotta be pills. It happened with the fact, I think his wife had him in the side of the car with the golf club and it was pulled over after that and then he flipped the car five years ago and now this, this guy has a Serious substance abuse problem. If this is verified, that he's on pills on a Friday afternoon in the middle of a comeback story, it's tragic, it's sad. And I do feel bad for him. I do, because he's obviously suffering, and we hope he gets better.
Sandra Smith
He's sadly had so many meltdowns in front of the world. I mean, go back to 2009 and the incredibly volatile divorce. Right, Joey from Elin Nordegren. The world saw a really, really ugly divorce battle there after he admitted infidelities, and that was after a single car crash as well.
Juan Williams
Yeah, I don't know what he was under the influence of. I don't know if it's prescribed medication, being abused or alcohol or, you know, those are details we'll figure out. But he was charged with dui, so there's obviously, they have enough there to think it was something he shouldn't have been doing. And it's not the first time out to do something like this. I feel like when it's a pattern like that, whatever judge just goes in front of, like, you're going to have to do something. You have to send them to jail, send them to rehab, do both. There needs to be consequence, not because I have it out for Tiger woods, but because I care about everyone else on that street that he drives on. And at some point, the success, the fame, it leads to opportunity. The human condition still exists, but sometimes it also leads to ways to not be held accountable. And I think it's about time that he learned that lesson.
Sandra Smith
You know, it's coming after Kennedy. We just saw the video footage of Justin Timberlake's arrest.
Kennedy
Yeah, that's what it reminded me of.
Sandra Smith
And DUI coverage in Sag Harbor. And I think a lot of people watch what's happening to these celebrities. They wonder why they're. Why they're driving themselves.
Kennedy
Well, a lot of people look at that and go, if that were me, I would have been in jail. I wouldn't have been able to drive my car for at least a year. You know, you look at someone like Justin Timberlake and someone like Tiger woods, they have all the money in the world. They absolutely employ a staff of people, certainly assistants, who can drive them wherever they need to go. And. And, you know, you look at the injuries that he has, and if you talk to anyone who's been in chronic pain, you know, Joey, you could speak to this personally. People who are in chronic pain, they're given pharmaceuticals right off the bat. They're given a lot of access to things and it's very easy to become addicted to that. And when you live in the kind of bubble that people in that very rare era that Jesse was talking about exist in, they will do whatever they can to facilitate anything you need to in your life. And a lot of people look the other way. And to Joey's point, maybe people need to stop looking the other way because he's clearly surrounded by people who love him, including the President. And you have to wonder if some of the president's comments last night right here on the Five triggered something, triggered some anxiety or disappointment or feeling of failure, because the president said last night here on the show that Tiger was not going to compete in the Masters. And, you know, you never know what. What leads to something like this. All we know is this is not the first time, and it is a pattern that the consequences can't be. Well, let's wait and see for the next one and see if he hits and kills the kid the next time.
Sandra Smith
Let's bring in. Sportscaster Jim Gray is joining our coverage now. And, Jim, thankfully, no one was injured, no one was hurt, including Tiger. No injuries. But the car did roll over. He's been charged with the dui, and he's being held in jail right now. Welcome.
Jim Gray
Hey, there. So there's. The good news is that he's okay and those others involved in the truck and with the accident are okay. The bad news is, is that he. He's obviously was impaired, and that was probably the case which was speculated on back when he had the surgery in 2021 and nearly lost his life in Rancho's Palos Verdes. So it's. It's very sad. He is a national treasure and an international icon, and to see this happen, you know, again, really his third crash. When you take into account the fire hydrant back in the late 2000s with his wife and so forth, there's some sort of a pattern here. And it's tremendously sad for those of us who follow sports and love sports, and, you know, we all love seeing Tiger play. And when he came back and won in 2019 at the Masters, it was one of the greatest comebacks ever. And now to have this happen, you know, we're just gonna have to wait and get some more of the details if, in fact, they ever become available. The sheriff says that's problematic.
Jesse Waters
Hey, Jim, It's Jesse. In 2021, when he almost killed himself, was there an intervention in his inner circle with his family to say, listen, you got to stop. This is obviously way too much. You're out of control. You got to clean yourself up. Did that ever happen?
Jim Gray
I can't speak to that, Jesse, with any certainty. I don't know the answer to that question. I do know this, that this man has had multiple, multiple surgeries from golf, back surgery, knee surgeries, the Achilles surgery. He has had so many surgeries that he has been in a tremendous amount of pain. And so with that, obviously comes, you know, all of the things that you need to take to somehow curtail that pain. What that leads to, if that is led to, I'm not qualified to speak on. I don't have that information, nor do I have that knowledge. So I can't answer your question about somebody intervened or tried to intervene. But when you've had that many surgeries, it's because you need to be repaired and you have pain.
Juan Williams
Jim, this is. Joey, as someone who has gone through this a little bit myself, having to be on painkillers for a little while and deciding to come off of them and deciding how much pain was worth to live with versus the risk that came with trying to treat them. This is kind of a bigger question. You've worked with some of the biggest and most amazing superstars in all kinds of sports, and is there enough done in these sports, in these leagues, to educate star athletes on these risks and provide services in the most, you know, maybe in the most quiet way to say, hey, listen, this is a risk. People will do whatever you want them to. And it's, you know, here. Here are some ways to cope with it. I'm not trying to assign any type of situation here, but if that were the case, which is pretty plausible, that either the stress of the. Of the pressure of the success that people go through, or the pain that they end up in, you know, the latter half of their career, do you think there's enough done and they're honest enough that these sports leagues are open enough about this?
Jim Gray
I believe the leagues try very, very hard. Yes, I do. And I believe they give them the information. And I also believe that these guys are very competitive guys, and they want to get back out on the field. They want to participate in the sports that they're participating in and the team sports and the individual sports. And let's just be clear. I have no idea what Tiger woods does or doesn't take. I do not have that information or that knowledge, nor have I spoken to any of his doctors. So all of this clearly goes down the line of speculation. Just being able to ascertain from having this many surgeries what A normal person would go through with surgeries and then compound that with what guys who are in professional leagues do after their surgeries. But I do believe that the league sports try very, very hard to make sure that these guys are treated properly and that they don't. They don't get dependent on these types of things.
Kennedy
Jim, it's Kennedy. Where was he in the middle of this comeback? Because obviously, it's been a very intriguing cycle of, you know, winning championships, getting injured, coming back when all odds were against him. Where was he at this point in his career?
Jim Gray
Before today, at this point of his career, he had not played competitive golf since 2024. Okay. And when he was trying to get ready for the Masters, this time, coming off the back surgery and the Achilles and so forth, we saw him play on Monday night on the indoor league, which he is one of the creators of, that was on espn, and his team lost. Jupiter lost to Los Angeles. And he was able to play. And he's able to hit the ball. Kennedy, he's able to hit the ball. Jesse, he can play golf. The problem is he has trouble walking. And you could even see a little hitch in his gait in the indoor league when he was walking. And that's the problem with playing Augusta national or going out and playing competitive golf. He has the undulation walking up to the ninth hole, walking down the 10th fairway, walking back up to the 18th green. It's very, very difficult to walk not only one round, but try and do it for four rounds if he makes the cut. So competitive golf for Tiger woods is very problematic, and it has been for quite some time. And going forward, if he could ride a cart and get that exemption, he could go out there and shoot a great score because he can golf. The man is probably the best golfer in the history of golf. Him and Jack Nicklaus right there. Jack has more majors. Tiger is widely acknowledged, however, for this era to be by far and away the best. But the problem is you can't do that on the PGA Tour unless you get an exemption. And Tiger has said repeatedly he would not try and take a competitive advantage from the other people who he are, who are his opponents, because he thinks that that would be unfair. So he won't write a card. So if you have to walk, his golf career is, is, has been and will continue to be, you know, in jeopardy and very, very difficult for him to be able to walk these courses and play. And so it's a fact of life. He's going to be able to play on the senior Tour and Senior Tour allows him to ride in the cart. So with that, you know, he can go out there and probably shoot a score because his golf looked good the other night.
Greg Gutfeld
You know, I am so glad to get this history of Tiger woods pain. And I imagine if you did this kind of narrative for every person who was pulled over for a dui. We don't. We don't. I'm sure everybody has a story behind that time that they got pulled over. They were, got in a fight with the wife. They've been having bills to pay. Maybe they're going through a divorce. Maybe the guy I don't know is depressed. We don't sit and just go forever talking about this how boo hoo hoo, the guy rolled a car. He's, he got arrested for a dui. He's not the victim here. I don't know why we did this in 2021. It gets me to. It's not your, it's not his fault. Who's talking? I'm just talking in general that I find it really kind of like silly because there are thousands of people who have problems every day who make mistakes, get arrested. And we don't do this like, they're
Jim Gray
great, but they don't happen to catch and they don't happen to capture the imagination of the world.
Greg Gutfeld
I get it. I get it.
Jim Gray
Captured the imagination of the world.
Greg Gutfeld
I get it. We have to play this narrative because it's Tiger Woods. I'm telling you, I don't care if it's Tiger Woods. That's my point. So it may capture your imagination. For me, it's just infuriating. Not your problem. Mine. Good to talk to you, though.
Jim Gray
Well,
Sandra Smith
Jim, we always appreciate when you can join us and we really, really appreciate you jumping on.
Jim Gray
I'm a sportscaster here, so you want the sports aspect of it. It concerns.
Greg Gutfeld
I wasn't talking about you.
Jim Gray
We like him play. We love watching him play. And so that's why the interest is so piqued.
Sandra Smith
We understand, Jim. Thank you so much.
Jim Gray
Okay, thank you all.
Sandra Smith
All right, We've got Alexis McAdams. She's got more details. And Alexis, I also, you know, point out this was, this happened in the middle of the day. The arrest was at, I believe, one or two o' clock in the afternoon.
Alexis McAdams
That's right. And one of the things that stuck out to me too was just as you mentioned before, a residential area. So it's a small roadway there, a 30 mile per hour speed limit. So according to the police, Tiger woods is going pretty fast in his suv, clips the back of a car he's trying to pass that had two people in it. And then his SUV rolled at least one time. And then I guess it was on its side, the police said, and just kind of slid down that roadway. So as Greg said, it's actually amazing that nobody else was injured here or killed in this residential area. It's a neighborhood. So they have said they're holding him there in custody behind bars for at least eight hours. That's their protocol there in Florida. They don't mess around when it comes to dui and they shouldn't. So they're going to try to figure out now exactly what he was impaired by. They talk about his past. Right. With those injuries you just all discussed, discussed his, you know, a lot of things that have happened to him. Was he on pills? Was he on medication? They said it was not alcohol because he blew a zero on his breathalyzer test. So still a lot more to come on this, but a sad situation. So we'll keep you posted.
Sandra Smith
Thank you very much, Alexis.
Kennedy
All right.
Sandra Smith
We are going to monitor this story for you. We're going to keep you updated with the very latest developments. We're going to have more on THE five coming up.
Greg Gutfeld
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Juan Williams
A brand new development in Operation Epic Fury after President Trump gave the Iranian terror regime 10 more days to reopen the Strait of Hormuz or say bye bye to your energy plants. The Wall Street Journal reports that the Pentagon is weighing sending 10,000 troops to the Middle East. But now some truly sick leftists. This is crazy. They're rooting for those Americans to come back in caskets. Take a look at this despicable pro Iran or as I like to say, terrorist protest in Philadelphia this week. Until we have done everything in our power to bring the United States to its knees, let us not lose sight of the enemy. For every US Military base that crumbles and for every US Son who returns home. And I live in a country where my tax dollars pay for that man. All right. And the hate doesn't stop there. Other people online are attacking actress Sydney Sweeney after she made A post on social media. You won't believe what she did. She send love and thanks to her brother and the troops. And like her brother that's a staff sergeant in the Air Force. Yeah. Kennedy, you know, I know you got a soft spot in your heart for the troops.
Sandra Smith
I do.
Juan Williams
You know, I don't know if you've ever been attacked for it, though.
Kennedy
I don't think I've ever been attacked for it. But that just goes to show the people in leftist Hollywood who will do anything to bring down someone they see as the enemy. And Sydney Sweeney was outed as being a registered Republican last year. And any post that she puts out that doesn't include her modeling her new lingerie brand, especially if it's something where she's saying, you know, hope my brother's safe, hope he's doing well. He's deployed right now overseas with the Air Force. I always worry about him. Love to the boys and girls overseas who are also deployed. It's a wonderful thing to do because it just goes to show that one of the most to iconic and relevant actresses working in movies today actually cares about people who are fighting for freedom on the other side of the world. And shame on them. And also, you know, the wusses, the ducking wusses. I want to say the other words that rhyme with those that are all wrapped up in keffiyehs and face masks that are talking about that they cheer when American servicemen and women come home. Caskets like that's reason enough to fund ICE to have people like that kicked out of the country, because I guarantee you that's not a Nebraska corn.
Sandra Smith
Husker.
Juan Williams
Yeah, Justin, what do you make of that? You know, says the more of them that come home in caskets, the more we will cheer.
Jesse Waters
There's always going to be haters and traitors during war, and that's dissent's one thing, but that's despicable. And we can all agree. But you do have the right, the constitutional right in this country to mouth off about a war. It's fine. Some wars should have never been fought. Some wars went on too long. Some wars ended too soon. But once your country's in it, you got to be in it to win it. I don't care. And it's only been three weeks. We've only. I think we've not sustained a single casualty in the last two weeks. We've annihilated this entire country's missile program for the most part. Their drones, their Navy, their air force is gone. Rubio just Told our allies in Europe that this is going to be over in weeks, not months. And it looks like there's going to be big action in the strait within the next. I don't want to put a time frame on it. It's right now very difficult to negotiate with these people because we're using intermediaries and they're all living underground like hermits, afraid to use a cell phone. That's why it's taking so long. Hopefully we can deliver a knockout blow soon. Forces them back to the negotiating table and we can declare victory and we can all get back to living a nice life.
Juan Williams
You know, Sandra, I thought we had come a long way from Vietnam, spitting on troops and kind of having that narrative. I know the wars I fought, arguably we didn't win either one of them. We were treated like champions when we got home because those people that fought in Vietnam or treated that way were young enough then 20 years ago, in the last 20 years to make sure that happened. These young kids now, they don't have any respect when I say I don't mean that as a curmudgeon. I mean they don't have any respect for the freedom they have and how they ascertained it in this country.
Sandra Smith
You're far from a curmudgeon. You're a US Veteran and you have the right to say exactly what you said. I wish there was more Sydney Sweeney's out there. I wish there was more popular Hollywood Charlottes who would stand up and not only. Not only just standing up for the truce, but saying, hey, my family's in it too. And that means a lot to people. And we've got tens of thousands of troops serving all over the world who are in harm's way. They need our support. And maybe she can lead. A bigger voice or bigger voice is to be behind our troops. They need to feel it. I see you, Greg.
Jesse Waters
They definitely need to feel it. They should send her, like, on a USO tour.
Sandra Smith
I know what Greg is saying. I looked over and I see that smirk. I truly believe this is a moment where somebody like Sydney Sweeney could lead a movement much bigger than those guys on the street. I wonder how it makes you feel, Joey.
Juan Williams
I would follow her anyway. Yeah, I have a lot of feelings about it. So I'm going to you all first because, Greg, this is the point I want to make here. When the politicians were saying we need to defund the police, their minions in the streets were saying all cops are bastards. You know, burning buildings, burning cop cars, attacking them. So if a Politician right now, a Democrat saying, this war is going terribly and, you know, we're committing atrocities. Really what they're doing is they're the exact same narrative as their minions that say they could come back in caskets and that'll make us happy.
Greg Gutfeld
Well, I look, you know, I look at both sides, and once again, their side is ugly and our side is hot as hell. Why is that always the case? Again? Ugly ideas make ugly people. You really have to have an answer. Empty life to spend it online flaming a young actress for supporting the troops. One of them is her brother, obviously. I mean, you have to admire her body of work, and it shows you how much. Stop it. I said body of work. She is not participating in the lockstep of Hollywood, you know, where the only opinions have to be anti Trump, pro trans, and save the planet. She doesn't care if you're gonna attack her or not. She's an independent mind. She's got a great rack of work to look at. Then you look at these radicals, right, and you will hear when Democrats will, like, point at stuff like this, they go, well, it's just a small number of the population. This isn't like. This isn't reflective of, like, peaceful Muslims or Democrats in general. But you only need a small number of people to have a large impact. You know, revolutions weren't done by the majority. They're done by the minority. And how many hijackers were there on 9?
Jim Gray
11?
Greg Gutfeld
Was there 12? I don't know. You need very few people to do a whole lot of harm. And the Dems refuse to admit that. It's probably one of the biggest lies they have is that they know that you can have an outsized impact if you're evil. And yet they dismiss that. The evil that they encourage by saying it's very small.
Juan Williams
Yeah, Yeah, I enjoy the Sydney Sweeney stuff. I can't get my mind off the little dude there talking about coming home. And Cassie, I'll just say this. It doesn't offend war veterans. It doesn't offend guys who have lost their legs. We can take it because we know who we are and we know what that is. And I don't have to prove my. I don't punch down. I have to prove myself to someone. Doesn't matter. There's nobody in this world matters less than that dude with that microphone. But who it does matter to and who may not have that mentality are the families that receive those caskets. And on their behalf, guys like that better hope I'm never diagnosed with terminal illness. All right, up next, Jimmy Kimmel doubles down on his crack at plumbers.
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Liberal late nights emotional support. Host Jimmy Kimmel doubling down on his plumber dig at new DHS Secretary Mark Wayne Mullen. And throwing AOC's bartending into the mix.
Greg Gutfeld
The courts, they decided to twist that to say it was an insult to
Juan Williams
plumbers, which it was not.
Greg Gutfeld
I wouldn't put a plumber in charge of homeland security for the same reason I wouldn't call a five star general to pull a rat out of my toilet. Okay, we all have our areas of expertise.
Juan Williams
The best part of all of this,
Greg Gutfeld
all the outrage from Finnerty and Hannity and the five, is that I distinctly
Juan Williams
remember some very serious concerns resume wise when it came to a certain former
Greg Gutfeld
bartender from New York. On behalf of bartenders everywhere, we anxiously await your apology. You do the bartenders, I'll do the plumber.
Jesse Waters
And as snobby Kimmel and his coastal elite Dem friends bleed blue collar support, Trump showing off his almost supernatural ability to connect with the working man. Hanging out with American farmers at the
Juan Williams
White House today, no one has more
Greg Gutfeld
grit or greater spirit than the American farmer. We love the American farmer. Any farmer that votes for a Democrat is crazy. They wanted to have less cattle in the country for environmental reasons. You know what I'm saying?
Juan Williams
Do you know what that means?
Greg Gutfeld
It has something to do with gas permeating throughout the air.
Jesse Waters
I mean, did he really insult plumbers? What exactly was that?
Greg Gutfeld
You know, I try not to say I don't care twice in a show, but you putting me in a situation where I have to defend Jimmy Kimmel.
Jesse Waters
It's a joke, right?
Greg Gutfeld
That's all it is, is a joke. A plumber is a comical occupation. Every like little cartoon from the 70s or 80s had a plumber joke in it, you know, and everybody does puns on plumbers. However, we do realize that a good plumber is way more valuable than a decent talk show host. I offer nothing to society. A plumber can like save your house. And you know, we did mock AOC for being a bartender for the longest time. So you could argue that this is really simplistic. Like this is his writers heard plumber and that's where they went. They didn't go any. And you could also wonder why this is an issue on Kimmel. It's like, does this audience even know who this guy is? Do they even care? No, it's. I guess my point is he's done way worse. I mean, the guy wore blackface. This is nothing.
Sandra Smith
But the point is it's not even funny. I don't know.
Greg Gutfeld
Funny is subjective. It doesn't have to be funny. Trust me,
Jesse Waters
that second little thing he did was funny about I wouldn't hire a four star general to pull a rat out of my toilet who gets rattles while he lives in L. A
Sandra Smith
But in all seriousness, I think he said out loud probably what he thinks, you know, and probably thought for a long time that a plumber, a tradesman, can't be serious. Cap of serious, deep thought. I don't know, can't be smart, can't be hardworking. Somebody's gotta say it. That's probably how he truly feels.
Juan Williams
The problem isn't Jimmy Kimmel like Jimmy Kimmel.
Sandra Smith
And by the way, I hope he doesn't need to call Plummer anytime soon.
Juan Williams
Jimmy Kimmel's the headline. The truth is every media, every serious DC media outlet and half the Democrat senators were using this against him. He's the only, he'll be the only cabinet member without a four year college degree. When Kimmel invoked the whole bartender thing, somebody tweeted, you know, AOC has a dual master's or a dual degree from, you know, whatever university is like, well, that's great. She can take those degrees. And if she goes to work at a low level position at a trade school, and with a little bit of luck and 10 years of hard work, she too might have a multimillion dollar business. That's what those degrees are worth. So if we're stacking up success, ability to manage, see problems coming, deal with hard things. I don't know that you can attack this man because he chose to go run his family business behind the eight ball without an education rather than go to some four year school and get told how, you know, things like gender studies matter. I mean, I took a, I took a class on the impact of Jewish writers on, you know, medieval literature. And man, that really has done women Jewish writers. And that's just done so much for me in my life, you know. And so are you sexist?
Kennedy
You bought Shalom, by the way.
Juan Williams
Absolutely. Well, I'm less sexist because I took that class.
Greg Gutfeld
You know them.
Jesse Waters
But are you more anti Semitic? All right, do you think this guy, what did he take over the dad's business because the dad did he pass away and he was sick. I was sick. So then he. And then he grew it into like a major successful corporation, right?
Kennedy
Yes.
Greg Gutfeld
Right.
Jesse Waters
And it's like pretty good. It's not like he's like one guy fixing a toilet.
Kennedy
No. But he turned it into the largest service job or service business in the entire region.
Greg Gutfeld
Yeah.
Kennedy
Like, it's impressive because it takes 2,000 hours to become a journey plumber, including 144 hours of in classroom instruction. You can be a bartender by stumbling into a bar and say, I can make simple syrup. Which is probably what AOC did. You know she has a degree in economics, yet she's economically illiterate. You know, she's still a complete leftist. What I thought was funny was Jimmy Kimmel last night was responding to what Trump said on the show about Kimmel being a total disappointment. And Trump said he should be canned. And I think that's why.
Greg Gutfeld
You know what's funny is we weren't even paying attention to that comment. Kimmel is more obsessed with things that Trump says than anybody on the planet.
Jesse Waters
All right, well, I think. What did we learn here?
Greg Gutfeld
Nothing.
Jesse Waters
I'm not sure. Anything else you want to say about the Tiger woods crash?
Juan Williams
Yeah.
Jesse Waters
We gotta go. We gotta go. Fan mail Friday's up next.
Greg Gutfeld
Join Fox in supporting our troops. From daily needs to global emergencies. Help us be there for those who serve. Visit Go Fox Redcross to donate to service to the armed forces today. First question. Fan mail Friday beforehand. I know it was on the rundown. Is there a habit that you do that your spouse hates? I'm gonna go to Kennedy first. Cause she's about to get married.
Jim Gray
Yeah.
Greg Gutfeld
He probably doesn't tell you yet.
Kennedy
No, he's very vocal.
Greg Gutfeld
What is it?
Kennedy
He's a West Pointer. He's an army combat vet. And he's very neat, very tidy. And he lives in a house with three women who are sometimes clutterbugs. But we do try and we do love.
Greg Gutfeld
That's a cute word for slob. Joey.
Juan Williams
I drink this red juice. This no explode. It comes in a powder. And that stuff is all over everything all the time. I'm addicted to it. It's just caffeine is what it is.
Greg Gutfeld
She doesn't like it.
Juan Williams
Nobody likes it in my life.
Greg Gutfeld
Everywhere.
Juan Williams
Because it builds pressure. And you just never know when that thing's gonna blow up.
Greg Gutfeld
Wow.
Juan Williams
Just get all over everything. It's terrible.
Greg Gutfeld
That's incredible. Jesse.
Jesse Waters
I don't want to go into Too much detail.
Sandra Smith
Okay.
Juan Williams
It's not what you think.
Jesse Waters
But men and women, when they're married, they have to have separate bathrooms.
Greg Gutfeld
I know.
Jesse Waters
Do we agree?
Jim Gray
Yeah.
Jesse Waters
In different parts of the house. As far away as possible. That's all I'm gonna say.
Greg Gutfeld
Yeah.
Juan Williams
Mine's a half bath.
Sandra Smith
Jesse, what are you doing in there? Sandra, I thought it was. What habit does my spouse have that I hate?
Greg Gutfeld
No, your spouse hates.
Sandra Smith
Okay. I know what he would say.
Jesse Waters
It's probably like, I think I know what it was.
Sandra Smith
I love the dishwasher with like out scrubbing. Like, I'm like, it's a dishwasher. So I don't like men. I feel like thoroughly clean the dishes before they put them in there. And I'm like, I just load it up.
Juan Williams
I just wash them. I don't even use the dishwasher.
Greg Gutfeld
My wife takes out all the stuff.
Jesse Waters
Is everything okay?
Greg Gutfeld
I'll load the dishwasher. And I come back and she takes it all out, then redoes it.
Jesse Waters
You don't have people for that, Greg. No.
Greg Gutfeld
You know, I'm just a regular.
Sandra Smith
Oh. Now we know how Jesse wins.
Greg Gutfeld
We have time for one more. What is your favorite memory of high school? This is from Julie. Let's go to you, Sandra. Do you remember anything from high school?
Sandra Smith
My favorite memory from high school. Oh, yeah, right. It was winning my cross country race on Parent Day my senior year. My dad didn't make it to a lot of my races. He made it that day and I won the whole thing.
Greg Gutfeld
Wow.
Sandra Smith
No cross country. There's a lot of kids that run the race like it's. Sometimes you get second, third, but I, like, won it. And that was a really special moment.
Greg Gutfeld
Yeah, yeah. Imagine if there was a dude running against you. You wouldn't have this memory.
Sandra Smith
There may have been.
Greg Gutfeld
See how I worked?
Kennedy
I'd have smoked him. She would have beat him, too.
Greg Gutfeld
We're trans into this, Jesse. That's why I sit here. What's your favorite memory of high school? When you weren't beaten up? The inside of the locker was roomy,
Jesse Waters
so it was a two point conversion. And I was playing strong safety. And this guy's coming to the goal line like this and he just lowers his head and I lower my head and I stop him.
Juan Williams
It was like.
Jesse Waters
And I couldn't believe I stopped him. And now I can't remember half of everything. I've lost my memory.
Jim Gray
Wow.
Greg Gutfeld
Kennedy.
Kennedy
I convinced a classmate, Craig, to light up a cigarette in the middle of the hallway and throw firecrackers. Nice And I dared him to do it and he did it. And I knew I wouldn't get in trouble.
Juan Williams
Joey, I don't have a specific memory. Most all of them I had legs, so I like them a lot. No, I think probably the day I got my driver's license. Yeah. Yeah. And then the worst memory was the next day my dad said I still had to go to school.
Greg Gutfeld
Wow.
Juan Williams
Yeah. I was ready to get out of there.
Greg Gutfeld
I was gonna say the time I had an interception in freshman football. And then I realized that wasn't me. I wonder how many of my memories were not me.
Jesse Waters
Did you play sports in high school?
Greg Gutfeld
Yes, I played a lot of.
Jesse Waters
What did you play?
Greg Gutfeld
I played some football and I played.
Jesse Waters
You played some football? I played freshman year football and soccer in this season.
Juan Williams
Did you play?
Jesse Waters
Liar.
Juan Williams
Tom Brady.
Jesse Waters
You're a liar.
Greg Gutfeld
I taught Tom Brady everything.
Juan Williams
Yeah, there we go.
Kennedy
That's what I played baseball too.
Sandra Smith
Right?
Greg Gutfeld
No. Well, I played Little League. This is not about me.
Juan Williams
You know what I look like a pinata.
Greg Gutfeld
I had a lot of painful injuries from my Little League career that put me on a lot of painkillers. So I'm gonna go drive drunk right now. One more thing is up. Spice,
Jesse Waters
you tie the knot.
Sandra Smith
It is time now for one more thing.
Greg Gutfeld
Greg. Ah, tonight we got a great show. Cat Timp. Andrew Gru. Paul Morrow. Tom Shalou. Hey, let's do this classic Animals Are Great. Animals Are Great. Animals Are Great. With guest starring Bridge Hume. Let's show Onion.
Jesse Waters
He took a bite out of it.
Greg Gutfeld
There's onion. Onions Blonde 11 year old harbor seal at the Point Defiance Zoo. Onion was rescued as a young pup off the coast of Massachusetts. But he's been relocated to the Cleveland Zoo so he can mate with his two new zoo female harbor seals. Which proves that even a blind seal can find a place to nut.
Sandra Smith
Wow, that's amazing.
Jesse Waters
Jesse, you need to chill. The Badland Bovine has a new home, everybody. Three massive bison statues made of bronze. They sit at the Smithsonian's Museum of natural history in D.C. it's, you know, commemorating our 250th birthday. Each statue weighs 2,500 pounds.
Juan Williams
Are they anatomically correct?
Jesse Waters
Do you want me to give a cup check?
Juan Williams
I'm just curious.
Jesse Waters
You can go see for yourself, you sick freak. Good night, Jesse. Waters Prime. Tonight time we have Shellenberger, Ashley Stromar, Carly and Joey Jones. I know that guy.
Kennedy
Excellent.
Sandra Smith
Looking forward to that. This is a brand new. There's a brand new special episode of Martin Scorsese Presents. The Saints. It's available right now on Fox Nation. Plus watch seasons one and two of the Saints exclusively on foxnation.com it's great stuff. Kennedy.
Kennedy
Just in time for Holy Week. Beautiful. MLB is back baby. Look at the stirring rendition of the National Anthem that happened at Oracle Park. Beautiful military drone flyover. The flag was was extraordinary.
Juan Williams
Joey yeah, watch big weekend show tomorrow at 5pm myself Lair. We got Dr. Sapphire and Kevin Court.
Sandra Smith
Great to be with.
Greg Gutfeld
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Episode Title: Trump To The Rescue
Date: March 27, 2026
Host & Panel: Sandra Smith, Jesse Watters, Greg Gutfeld, Kennedy, Juan Williams, Joey Jones
Special Guests: Jim Gray (sportscaster), Alexis McAdams (FOX reporter)
This episode of The Five takes on a packed news day, tackling breaking developments around the DHS shutdown, President Trump’s intervention to pay TSA agents, the political squabble over border funding, Tiger Woods’ latest DUI arrest, reactions to public anti-troop sentiments, celebrity controversies, and a late-breaking segment on Jimmy Kimmel’s jab at “blue collar” officials. True to form, the hosts combine straight reporting, pointed debate, and humor as they parse through the day’s headlines.
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On this episode, The Five navigated a whirlwind news day—beginning with the gridlock over DHS funding and Trump's intervention to pay TSA agents, then pivoting to coverage and analysis of Tiger Woods’ new DUI arrest and what it reveals about celebrity culture and accountability in America. The panel fiercely defends the dignity of blue-collar workers amid Hollywood jabs, calling out growing disdain and elitism toward tradespeople. The topic of US troops and the backlash against pro-military sentiment stirs particularly passionate, personal debate.
Between the barbs, this is a panel convinced that political dysfunction hurts everyday Americans, and that both the media and celebrities play an outsized role in shaping—and often distorting—public perceptions on responsibility, patriotism, and plain decency.