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hello, everybody. I'm Jesse Waters along with Kennedy, Harold Ford Jr. Dana Perino and Greg Gutfeld. It's five o' clock in New York City and this is the five. The liberals will never admit it, but President Trump's tough on crime crackdowns, delivering some serious results for the last 12 months.
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In 2025, we achieved the largest drop
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in the murder rate ever recorded. So the murder rate was quite high and we we achieved the largest drop in the murder rate ever recorded to the lowest level in 125 years. The FBI announcing the biggest drop in violent crime in 90 years. And Americans are noticing which party's cleaning up their streets.
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Why is it such a potent issue? Because who voters trust more in crime? In October of 2024, Trump was trusted more in crime than Kamala Harris by four points. Look at the Republican lead right now though in the average of polling.
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Look at this.
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Republicans nationally are more trusted on crime than Democrats by a 13 point margin.
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And now residents in liberal Seattle are taking a page out of Trump's playbook on crime. They're building a wall, homemade barricades blocking their streets to keep prostitutes, pimps and a full blown gang war out of their neighborhood. Take a listen to these fed up locals.
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We're just afraid that somebody, that a neighbor's going to have to die but before the city will do something.
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It's terrifying to live here and it's
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even more terrifying that the city is absolutely doing nothing to protect the citizens in this neighborhood.
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The police need to be able to arrest these guys and it needs to be applied in the courts. The judges need to apply to the strictest measure that's allowed for these pimps, for the men behind the sex trade to pay for their crimes that are spilling into our neighborhood violently.
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All right, so Dana, in Seattle, people are taking it upon themselves.
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It's not Chop Chaz anymore, is it? But that is one of the most beautiful places in the world, the northwest part of the United States. But as Kennedy will tell you, it is just dismal for the economy running people out of town. Like all the businesses wanting to leave Washington state, Seattle in particular now has a mayor who is offer rocker. You think Mamdani is something, wait till you meet this gal. But one of Trump's superpowers is showing them just how easy it is to fix a problem. So the border was open for four years. He closed it within one week. Crime goes down, people notice. The other thing is like the border you deal with in Washington D.C. putting more police on the Problem help solve a lot of problems in D.C. it doesn't mean it's perfect. But for people that I know that still live there, they say it is measurably better. So historic crime problems are seeing historic improvements. And you also see that a little bit where like in the Midwest where you have more Republican governors taking over now over time. You said one of the articles this week are about how that part of the country that had seen so many people leave over the last 20 years, people are starting to move back because they have the safety and there's some new jobs there and the houses are more affordable. So people like the ones that were just interviewed feel trapped by the government that they are living with. I don't know if they voted for them but I mean you obviously have to kind of pay for what you vote for. Hopefully there will be some changes because it doesn't, it's not that hard to make a big difference. President Trump showed like you could do this in a week.
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Greg, you're a one man crime wave.
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That is true.
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How do you see this?
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Well, you know I have no sympathy for Seattle. It's never been the same since Frazier moved. But when you see such a drastic drop in crime, how can you not see the cause and effect? Well, crime drops when you remove the grip of the modern progressive who sees crime as justified in a country that is based on oppression. So there you go, Harry entin goes crazy. 13 point margin. That is not a huge gap. The different like that people favor Republicans over Democrats in terms of crime and it's 13 points. That's like saying there's a 13 point gap between people who want to get punched in the face and people who don't. It's like it should be 0,100 because you have all this evidence around you of these urban wastelands that were under the control of these woksters and who just assumed that their, their voters would accept the decline because they did too. I, I believe that we are dealing with the after effects of identity politics which created a defense for criminality. Crime, open borders, incarceration became only issues of race. So criminals were released early because of who they are, not what they did. And you see this in court where the judges say we have to, we have to consider the background of the guy who beats a woman to the pulp. To a pulp. And the sick irony is their victims are usually people of color. And then it's racist to even point that out. Like I remember on this very show talking about black on black crime and saying that was a racist trope. And that doesn't help anybody. Just on a related note, you see this too in California with Scott Wiener. So he's like waging a one man war against this. The sex offender registry.
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Yeah.
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Saying that it unfairly impacts lgbtq. And so you go, well, are they on the registry because they broke the law or discrimination? Because if you can't prove discrimination, you're actually saying there are more people, LGBTQ on the sex offender registry. It's the same thing when you say,
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oh,
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law and order is discriminating against blacks. And you go, why? And they go, because look at all the blacks in prison. And you're like going, well, is it, Is that discrimination? What are you saying? And they don't have an answer for that, do they, Dana?
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They don't. It's outrageous.
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Kennedy, would you like to follow that?
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Yes. Thank you very much, Greg.
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You're quite welcome back on black crime.
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Welcome to my pornhub searches.
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Back to you.
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Just kidding.
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Right back to you.
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So a very interesting thing that's happening in Seattle because there are two things here. One is, yes, nationally crime is going down and that's a very good thing. But crime and the economy, it's sort of a two pronged issue because it is statistical. So you can say crime is going down and the economy is improving, but if people feel unsafe and they feel poor, that doesn't matter. So in a lot of these places like San Francisco, Portland and Seattle that just go up the West coast, the i5 corridor, there are people in a lot of parts of these towns that feel very, very unsafe, even though the metrics which might have shifted and there may may be a little bit of the fudging of the numbers because certain things that used to be felonies are now misdemeanors. So you don't really have to report those things. So even though, you know, bad things are happening to people, if they're reported as being not so bad, you still feel very unsafe if you have a high probability of those things happening to you. So they have not actually addressed some of those issues in these big cities. The other thing that they have done in terms of the economy is, is Katie Wilson, who is the mayoress of Seattle that Dana alluded to. She got elected because she has been exploiting the class war, like mom Donnie inviting billionaires to leave. The difference between Seattle and New York. New York is the economic hub of the country and arguably the world. We have a much higher concentration of billionaires here. They've only got a Few in Seattle. And they are now realizing as quickly as Greg has pointed out, you can seal the border. You can also move to Nashville. So that's what they are doing at Starbucks and Microsoft and, you know, like Kathy Hochul, trying to claw some of them back to New York. Katie Wilson is begging the billionaires not to leave. Why would they stay if their workers feel unsafe? If their workers know that their neighborhoods are not going to be terrorized by prostitutes and pimps and gang members and drug dealers, why wouldn't you want them to leave and go somewhere where, where it's a much more amenable environment, like Tennessee?
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Harold Voer, Jr. Good to be back.
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I'm glad you had a great trip and good to be back around the table.
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Here you go.
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Not sure everybody was aware, but I did go to Paris. It was beautiful. Back to you, Harold.
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I think Greg and Kennedy are honest. This was an issue. And dp this was an issue of crime. That was not a partisan issue. When I was in Congress, which feels like decades ago now, but really wasn't. It was a few decades ago, but not as many decades ago as it feels. There was a time when we had federal crime bills. Bill Clinton put hundreds of thousands of cops on the streets or 100,000 more cops on the streets, and Democrats, Republicans, be they liberal or moderate or conservative, and Republicans supported it. I'm a believer, and I tried to suggest to Vice President Harris a year or two ago when she was in office that you ought to be out looking at the best practices around the country. There's no doubt Kennedy's point about the way we characterize certain crimes might be an issue here. You know, a year ago, when Biden was bragging about lower crime rates, we were perhaps suggesting that maybe because they were reclassifying crimes. But whatever the case, crime is down in basically every big city in the country, including some cities where you had liberal mayors. Now you have moderate Democratic mayors like San Jose and San Francisco and even Philadelphia. I'm a believer still. President Trump has had amazing success at the border. He has essentially stopped illegal border crossings and brought them to almost zero month after month. I've said on this show all along why the administration does not partner or find ways to partner with more and more cities, even the Chicago's of the world, where there seems to be some resistance with the mayor and the governor there to dangle more money to say, hey, in cashless bail, you'll get more money like they do in Las Vegas. They have those drones, as you talk about, Jesse, where They're able to when they hear gunfire, those drones capture all the license plates, as many identities as they possibly can in those neighborhoods to try to reduce or try to deter that from going forward. Best practices around the country ought to be implemented everywhere. We do great things here in New York with Commissioner Tisch. She made it clear she wants as few people behind desks and more people in the streets where crime surges. That's how you reduce crime. And it's obvious in so many of these cities they're doing that. And I hope they continue it, no matter who gets the credit, whether it's President Trump or a future Democratic president or a Democratic mayor or Republican mayor or governor, whatever the case may be, because the winners are the very people that Kennedy referenced. There are some people still live in neighborhoods where crime is ever present and where the prospect of a violent act happening is on people's minds. Until we address that, we won't have the safety and the security that these numbers suggest we do.
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You have to overcome this idea that reporting crime is racist. You have like in Boston, in Chicago. No, they're getting rid of the shotspotter. They say the shotspotter, which records the sound of gunfire is racist.
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The black mayor in Philadelphia doesn't care thing about that. I don't disagree with you. All I'm saying is I think that we are at a point where people are more concerned. There was some. We did a segment here about the people lady said she didn't want to put another black man behind bars or some craziness. No, I want to put people behind bars who are committing crimes and committing acts that make people feel unsafe in their communities. I think you and I had that conversation in regardless of what their race may be.
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That's right. It's white guilt, Harold. I agree. Coming up next, the media's next phony moderate Democrat James Talafrico suddenly trying to text his two step away from his woke record.
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The Democrats woke us to freaks. James Talarico furiously trying to rub away his radical past after learning he'll be facing off against Trump back Ken Paxton for a Texas Senate seat. Do you still believe there are six biological sexes?
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I know there are two sexes, men and women. I also know there's a very small percentage of people who have these chromosomal abnormalities and I believe they deserve to be treated with dignity and respect.
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And the party's other freakazoid, James Carville, is proving that Democrats have nothing to say besides screw Trump. We hate your. You understand that, man? But we want you to feel not just our hatred, but the hatred that is felt for you all across this country.
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It's not enough to be just against Trump. Maga, whether you like it or not, is a place where people find community. It's a divisive, hateful community. But this, to me is. You know what this book is about trying to say to his base as well that there is something sick in America today.
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And you look at what's his name, Carville. He just looks like a vulture's turgid penis.
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You know, that's exactly the yes to say with Peyronis.
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You know, I guess we'll go to you anyway. Dana, I've said something disgusting. What is it about people that they like that they need you to know? I need you to know how angry I am under the assumption that we would care. We find it funny, but we don't care.
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It reminds me, like recent clips of him remind me of the clips of Rosie o' Donnell when she was in Ireland, who said she was leaving, but then she was on the TV every day talking about how miserable she was.
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He's drunk.
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Well, I just find it a little bit sad. I don't. He can say whatever he wants, of course, but I would say that's not right in his mind.
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Jesse, I know you are. You are just ready to go on Talarico. So take it away.
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Correction, it's Talafrico, okay? And they nominated someone more effeminate than Beto. And I can't wait for this race to get underway. Did you know that he looks prepubescent?
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These are the notes you took.
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Did you know that he looks like the guy that leaves an apple on the teacher's desk? That's this guy. Now, the major factor in this race, Greg, is whether Talafreak goes vegan. Okay, why do we think that? Well, because he's on tape saying, I'm proud to say that our campaign has officially become a non meat campaign. We are only buying vegan products from our local vegan businesses. And so now that we're calling him vegan, he says, I'm not a vegan. And the Democrats are posting pictures of him swallowing large sticks of meat. Super, super defensive that. And this is what it's going to look like for the rest of this race. Is that him trying to prove he likes meat and him getting snapped, like, trying to eat. It's going to have the meat sweats until November, basically. This is not the headspace you want to be in where you're trying to prove your Normal you are then operating in your opponent's frame. Now, I'm new to the Bible, Greg.
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Good for you.
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As you know, Harold, even I know it's God. The father gave his only son. It's not God the mother, it's not God. The trans God is the father. He's also 37 and not married. Let's get into this. He says just recently that he has a girlfriend and they've been together for four years. And he called her his best friend and she was his rock. And he's not revealing her identity because he wants to respect her privacy and keep her safe during the campaign.
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Does she live in Canada?
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Now, if the campaign has only been going on for less than a year and they've been dating for four years, why haven't we ever seen this woman before? Basically what I'm saying is that she exists. We're gonna find out. Because if he wins, are they gonna have a coming out party or is she still gonna stay the secret girlfriend end? Is this totally not fake girlfriend also a vegan? This is a great race to cover.
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So, Harold, I'm willing to bet that Jesse's strategy of attack will help Telo because none of the things he says has any bearing. Like that's what the Democrats want, is
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yes, a gay vegan is definitely gonna win in Texas. Not gay and not vegan. For the record, let the record reflect
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I didn't get married till I was 38. But the.
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Yeah, but like you were kicking it for years, we all knew you're on
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the COVID of a magazine.
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So I think Talarico is going to have to explain some of his views, explain some of these things. And that interview there with Ed O' Keefe seems like, I think Mr. O' Keefe was a young interviewer. I think he's going to have to start doing that. Mr. Paxton is going to have to try to reconcile things with Mr. Cornyn. I saw some of the worst ads, most brutal ads I ever saw in a campaign. I thought I had brutal ads running against me. This guy had some really, really brutal ads run against him. So it will be interesting to see how that happens. And Mr. Cornyn said he was going to support him. I hope we get to a point where both these guys start talking about the things they're going to do for the state. I think some of the issues that Jesse raised. I hear where Greg is coming from and I think Democrats would love. If that's the only thing Paxton talks about, Democrats probably have a better shot. But I do think These are questions Jesse has raised, questions about, not necessarily about his sexual preference, but about things that he wants to do, things he's done in the past, things he's said about gender. I think he's going to have to explain that perhaps more fully. But ultimately this race is going to come down to prices even here in New York. Bruce Blakeman, one of the leading candidates on the Republican side for governor, he's trying to establish an affordability party in the state. So. And he wants to be the nominee there. So voters who are Democrat or independent alike who think affordability is the issue, so they may vote for him. Affordability remains the top issue in the campaign in whichever one of these candidates gets to that issue fastest and delivers ideas and talks about solutions, that's the candidate I think is going to win in Texas.
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And it just.
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Merck, I mean, do you really think they're doing. There's that many Democrats or independents in Texas that are going to vote for Telefrico?
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I think. I think if he gets to talking about the issues. DP I think they will.
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I think almost the ads are running against.
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Have you seen the ads that John Corner ran against Ken Paxton?
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How did Ken. And they didn't work. That's my point is like, everybody's been saying this about Paxton for years, but
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my point is different. My point is Paxton and Cornyn, I want to see them reconcile. After what Cornyn said about Paxton.
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Well, Cornyn, those voters, he's going to. He's like, I'm on board. He's like, I'll get behind it.
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I've heard that before. We'll see.
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We'll say.
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I think James Talarino has heard I'll get behind it before Democrats in the state of Texas who are very excited about his candidacy. But I have to say, surveying this race, I think it would be a lot easier for. And I don't know why Texas Democrats keep getting this wrong. And maybe you could go down there and give them some instruction, Harold, because you are an alpha. But somehow they can't get over themselves in nominating these beta males because all you have to do is spend some time in Texas. It is still very much Texas. And there is one thing that people in Texas love more than anything else in the world, and that's being from Texas. If you talk to someone from Texas, they will shake their hand. They'll say, hi, my name is Jeff, I'm a fifth generation Texan. And if you're going to run a Democrat, then that person had better be able to wrestle a longhorn steer and poop out a pound of beef jerky while he's doing it with a smile on his face, talking about his time as a Navy seal. Those are the only kind of Democrats that are going to succeed in Texas. It is not this baby lotion soft child he does. He looks prepubescent. He looks like such a beta male. He was beta. O' Rourke was his big brother in the after school program.
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They'll say. They'll say. But he's a seminarian. How dare you not?
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He put the semen in seminarian as a naval. Because he. If he were a Navy seal, it wouldn't help.
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All right, coming up next, the View dumps on the quarterback who introduced Trump.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, my God. Boy, what a team. They win all their games. They really. They have some great players. I think I'll be going to one of the games. I was invited by numerous people and Jim and I think Jacob, we're going.
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He's going to be going. Whether it's courtside and the Knicks finals game or cage side. At the White House, President Trump's love of sports is once again taking center stage. And UFC boss Dana White insists that the America 250 fight will be politics free.
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Do you not see the White House fight as political?
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Why not at all?
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No.
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Why? Why not?
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Well, it's on the birthday of America. I mean, it's the 250th birthday of America.
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What better place to celebrate it than the White House?
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But not everyone can separate sports and politics. The View. And Jameel Hill treated Giants quarterback Jackson Dart like he just kicked a puppy for the sin of introducing the president at a rally.
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That is just the definition of stupidity and racist. Either one, you agree with his politics and you agree with his biases, or
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you can be adjacent to it. Stomach in it. Stomach it.
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And that means you are complicit. In my view, this was an unforced error by Jackson Dart. Again, Donald Trump is historically unpopular.
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You are the quarterback of the New York Giants. What was the point?
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What is the upside in appearing at this rally?
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All right, Harold, what is the upside for Jackson Dart? But really, what is the downside? It wasn't a sports event. It wasn't anything that had to do with the Giants, and it was in his hometown and it was the President of the United States.
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So two things. Kennedy. I find no issue at all with any American expressing his or her political views, whether they are famous or not, whether they're a great athlete or not. A Great athlete. Democrats. We don't get upset when some of my favorite basketball players, including Steph Curry, and he'll be LeBron James and one of my favorite coaches, Steve Kerr, when they come out and speak in favor of Democrats. I think this young man had every right to do what he did there. I don't agree with his politics, but I sure hope he throws the ball and throws a lot of completions. This sports trumps politics. I love the fact that President Trump is coming to the Knicks game. There are a few things that probably more than a few things the president and I agree on. There's certainly more than a few things he and I disagree on. But one thing we certainly agree on is we want the Knicks to beat whomever comes out of this Thunder spurs series. So if you're a New Yorker and you're a Knicks fan, you want as many people in that garden yelling for the Knicks. I heard the governor try to make a cheap comment at him today. There's so many things to pick an argument with President Trump about if you're the governor of New York, including more money for housing, more money for transportation, more money for education. But to pick a fight with him because he's rooting for the same team you're rooting for to win NBA championship is crazy. And Greg, I'll say this, it's on both sides. Democrats root for Republicans, Republicans root for Democrats. And when I get to the Knicks game, and I've been to several of them, I don't ask the woman or man next to me, are you a Democrat or Republican? Because I don't know if I can. This is crazy. Politics is tribal. But let's not let it infiltrate our sports.
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And it's tough for Harold because everyone wants selfies with him. Greg?
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Well, you know, I heard Jackson dart, and the first thing I thought was that what Michael used when he hunted children.
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Look,
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one guy does something so mundane, which others have done as, as Harold has pointed out many times on the other side, and it's not disturbing. That's the point. You say both sides. It's both sides.
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That's what I mean.
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Thousand here, one here. All right, so knock Harold. It's I rescind my time. Is that what they say, claiming I reclaim my time? It goes back to that essential question I've asked many times. Whenever a Trumper encounters somebody who hates Trump, they usually laugh and shrug in reverse. It's not the case. I've been in that situation where they, the person will say, how are you supportive? The one Question you ask is, why is it important to you that I agree with you? I would love to be in that room in the View and go, why does my opinion about Trump matter to you? And they would probably say, because he's a jerk. And I'm just shocked that you would support him. And, well, why does it matter to you? Why does it matter? It's the question that deflates all of these bloated TVS sufferers. So why does it matter to you that I don't agree with you? And the reason why it matters is because underneath their emotional state, and it is emotional, is, Is an anxiety that they might be wrong because they can't be right totally on this. So they require the affirmation. It's, there's a, there's a resentment towards you because you're, you're not playing along signals to them that they could be wrong. That's why they get so angry. And so just you always, when somebody gets mad at you about something like that, like Trump, you go, why does it matter that I disagree with you? Why is it important for you to have me agree? And that usually just melts them.
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Yeah. And, you know, they have a way, it's very interesting, of demonizing people who are actually pretty good people like Tim Tebow. Like Tim Tebow and Jackson Dart, like, they have a problem with people like that. But, you know, the massive list of other people in the NFL and other leagues who have committed felonies, like they are idealized and lionized conservatives have always
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had to just, okay, just like, let it go. Because, yes, Steph Curry, he's a great basketball player. Can we just like him for being a basketball player? Do I have to get offended that he's with Obama all the time? And also for Jackson Dart, what an opportunity. What an honor to be able to introduce the President of the United States. And I'm not sure that the New York Giants fans are not for Trump. I mean, remember what Michael Jordan said, Republicans buy sneakers too, and so do NFL fans. It's probably the most conservative fans that you will have in a sport. So. But this is also how the left works writ large. Right. So they think they, they try to claim that cancel culture is over. It's not. It just hides and it waits. So that's how they take over academia, sports, Hollywood. And they're trying to now also do it with politicians. Just because you might, as Sunny said, if you are associated, if you're adjacent to, then you're guilty as well.
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Yeah, you're racist.
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Her parents Were slave where her grandparents were slave owners. She's adjacent to slavery. Sunny Host.
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I wish my grandparents had owned slaves, but kidding.
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All right, so. But have you checked? It's difficult for me.
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Oh, man. I hadn't checked. I should probably check.
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Okay, so don't check.
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Jesse, wait until 6:01.
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No, no, no.
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If you see Brett Bear, then you can check.
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All right.
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Okay.
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We're northerners.
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One of the things that we are, one of the things that makes these people so mad is that Trump is not only President during the 250th anniversary celebration of the founding of our nation, but also the World cup and the Olympics coming back to the United States. And that burns them.
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Yeah. Like, if you think Jackson darts a problem, just wait. You're going to have Olympic athletes, you're going to have. The Knicks are going to win the title and the Knicks are going to be at the White House. This is just the beginning. What they're demoralized about is that they used to be able to shame. They can't do it anymore. First term, if you were a celebrity with clout and you got near Trump like 10 miles from the guy, boo.
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Shame.
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Now you got Tiger golfing with him. You know, you got Mariano Rivera there. You got dart. Tom Brady's going to be at the ufc. Kanye was in the Oval. First term, he kind of broke the seal with the celebrity thing.
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Not the best example,
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but you know, Jack Nicholas.
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But you know what, the point you're making is nobody is scared of the shame.
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Right. It is over.
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Right.
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Well said. All right, coming up next, shame not good example.
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Why?
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Why is the liberal media trying to fat shame President Trump?
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Stay with us
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in the logic of love and go out of my head, you love a psycho, baby.
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I never show up late for work.
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President Trump getting his six month fiscal yesterday at Walter Reed and saying, quote, everything checked out perfectly. But the liberal media questioning, excuse me, requesting a second opinion outlet, spent the day speculating about his health and his waistline.
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White House physician claimed that Donald Trump was six foot three. I'm six four. Donald Trump is a lot shorter than me, just to note that. And £224. Now you tell me, America, as to whether or not that those numbers look like they fit the physical imagery of a president.
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I. Jesse, I'm uncomfortable talking about anybody's size or shape. Size and shape.
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Not me. I love it.
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Men and women, resolution for a while.
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What was my New Year's resolution?
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You were not going to talk about anybody's physical appearance.
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What did that last till January 2nd.
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Literally, you violated it in the same block.
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You know, the guy looks good. You know, he wears a suit so it covers things to 24 is fine. I got up to 208 one time. Not a good time in my life. I was. What do they call that?
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Were you eating your feelings?
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Angry eating? Yes, I was eating my feelings and I had a lot of feelings. But for a guy who doesn't exercise, I think he looks fantastic.
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Is golf not exercise, Harold?
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I consider it exercise.
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I mean, he takes the cart, he doesn't walk. 18. This is true.
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I walk.
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I walk.
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You walk.
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I do.
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Why do you want to make another comment? Harold, you have a step.
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No, I think the president. Look, for a guy that's about to be 80 years old, he looks good. Yeah, he's not. He's not what he was when he was 40. But I'm 56. None of us are. And, you know, if there does, if there is something that he needs to share about his health, I'm sure he will. If the time ever murders, I hope it does not. And I wish him nothing but the best.
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Kennedy, whatever happened to the Democrats body positivity?
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Yes, he would be the poster child for all that is acceptable. Because, you know, there was a time where you couldn't open a magazine or walk past a Subway ad without seeing a corpulent whale selling you everything from Victoria's Secret to Dove body lotion. So, you know, in their minds, like, that was the ideal. The rounder the better. Like we were in the Renaissance age. We were in the Victorian era. Because if you had resources and you had curves.
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True.
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And if you had curves, you were winning at life. So it just shows their glaring hypocrisy. And, you know, it's like they've also been obsessed with bmi. Well, they've just shown that he has the same BMI as Sam Darnold. So, you know, case closed, case close, Greg, case close.
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Look, man, Joe Biden was at death his door. So often the Grim Reaper accused him of stalking down it. America. They never said a thing. Now they're talking. You have no credibility on this topic. My favorite piece on Trump's health. CNN Politics article claiming that Trump's multiple assassination attempts have served as a stark reminder of his earthly mortality. As if, like, getting shot at is a health. Like a health problem, like high blood pressure. It's like, oh, yeah, you got high blood pressure, you got a little bit of cholesterol, but you get shot at a lot. That's on you. And also I just like the fact that CNN is, like, breaking a story that Trump is mortal, like, you know, his mortality.
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That says a lot.
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That says a lot. But, you know, I'm sorry, getting shot is not a high risk factor for seniors. 88 CNN. When are you gonna stop?
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Sell the place?
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All right, the fastest is up next.
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My heart beats in Tennessee with my sunsets in Colorado.
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My daughter and I saw that movie over the weekend. Welcome back. These ladies are planking in packing heat. A Chicago suburbs pistols and Pilates class has women sweating bullets through a workout before heading to the range. Kennedy, is this something that you would find yourself interested in or perhaps.
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I love things. I am a big purveyor of both shooting sports and Pilates. Both of them take a great deal of mindfulness, stillness. You have to follow directions, and you have to absolutely be in the moment and unwavering.
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DP not to go. But how do you feel about this story?
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Well, I just came from Pilates before I came here, and I was shaking afterwards, so I don't think it'd be a good idea for me. My class might have been a little hard today.
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Mr. Gutfeld, you seem to be wanting to say something on this.
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Part of me is, I love this. It keeps them from driving. And I do like. I like combining things. I take a meditation and machetes class. A lot of fun. But I don't know, man. I like the fact that they're learning to shoot guns, but I feel like they should be insane. Separate things, separate places. Don't let them touch.
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Wait, six. So they do the Pilates and they go right to. There's a range there. Oh, wow. Jesse, your thoughts? You're a big shooter. I don't know if you're big. Pilates, too.
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I've done Pilates. I don't think it's for me. Emma does Pilates and she likes it. She does the Reformer. You know what that is?
C
Yeah.
B
You know what that machine is?
C
Yeah.
B
You don't know what it is. You're just going, yeah. Yeah. But she is proficient in handwriting guns. And we've gone to the range a few times, but I don't think if we ever had a home invasion and there was an intruder that she could actually grab the pistol, load it, and unload. So I think she needs to go back to the range.
C
There is a.
B
Don't even try it.
C
There's a place in New Jersey. I think it's called the Most Dangerous Game. You actually hunt Pilates instructors.
B
That would be so cool.
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Yeah, it's called Pontius Pilates.
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Oh, very good.
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Never underestimate what a woman could do. Now one more thing that was.
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Oh, wow.
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Are you in trouble with your wife. Before we get to one more thing tomorrow, Spencer Pratt, it's going to be on set with Fox and Friends. All right. That's going to be a good one.
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Must see tv.
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Harold the great Sonny Rollins passed one of the great jazz musicians, one of the great American musicians influenced by so many of the greats. The Lonis Monk partnered and collaborated with Miles Davis. He was one of my favorites. He had one of the great quotes. He was in the Kennedy City Honors 2011 Lifetime Achievement Award, GRAMMYs 2004. He once said that the body will turn into dust, but his soul will live forever. We're blessed to have yours with us, my friend. Thank you.
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All right.
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Rest in peace, Greg.
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All right. Tonight we got a great show. Cat tip is back. ADAM Hunter, Aaron McGuire, Tyrus. That's tonight. Let's do something new. Greg's animals that look like the leader of the Free World News as read by. Check this out. This is a rare albino buffalo with lower blonde hair become an unlikely celebrity in Bangladesh, drawing crowds of curious visitors who say they animal bears a striking resemblance to a certain U.S. president. It's been nicknamed Donald Trump because of the tuft of pale hair falling across its forehead. I was just joking about this with the delightful Molly Hemingway that if only all our buffaloes looked like Donald Trump, we'd be in a better place.
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Good. Let's go around the world.
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Oh, man.
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Hong Kong. They're celebrating the iconic Chang Cha Bun festival. It's a century old tradition that's rooted in prayers for peace and blessings. The festival highlight is the bun scrambling competition where participants climb a tower covered with plastic buns. The winner who gets the most buns wins the full pockets of lucky buns award. Hong Kong, where is that? First one wins. Where's Hong Kong? Nobody knows. Asia. I mean, yeah, obviously. Was it the Hong or the Kong that gave it away? Data, Jesse Waters, primetime. Tonight, the Steroid Olympics data.
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Okay, let's. It's time for this. I think it's kind of new America to 50American facts. So this is kind of cool. A gigantic patriotic display was unveiled at the Hoover Dam as part of the America250 celebrations. That of course is an iconic American landmark built during the 1930s that took over five years to complete. And the flag draping the dam is the size of a football field and it weighs 2,000 pounds. Like that albino Buffalo.
B
Very patriotic. All right, we have Kennedy.
D
Oh, yes we do. Come see me on tour, the Enemies of Freedom Tour. I'll be in Naples, Florida this weekend. Very soon, Tulsa, Oklahoma. And then Wisconsin. Kennedy Nation.
E
Where in Wisconsin?
D
Appleton. Wow. In honor of Dana Perino, go buy Purple State. And also, if you are a baseball fan, check out what the Orioles are doing at their games. It is the great hot dog race. Every game at Camden Yard they have condiment covered hot dogs, ketchup, mustard and relish. The ketchup is the gliz with Riz. Relish is a really big bill. And mustard actually won for the first time after 27 straight losses.
C
Wow.
D
Yeah. The Yankees could learn a little something from this.
B
You know who loves hot dogs?
D
Yes, he does.
B
He loves them. He loves to eat meat. Guy loves it. Can't get enough of the meat. Have a great night.
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Podcast Summary: The Five - “Trump Touts Historic Murder Rate Decline”
FOX News Podcasts | May 27, 2026
This episode of The Five focuses on recent historic declines in U.S. murder and violent crime rates under President Trump, contrasting Republican and Democratic approaches to public safety and law enforcement. The hosts discuss reactions in communities such as Seattle, the broader political implications for the 2026 elections, media scrutiny of Trump’s health, and the intersection of sports and politics in the current cultural climate.
Main Theme: President Trump claims credit for a historic drop in U.S. crime rates, citing a record decline in the murder rate and the FBI’s report of the biggest drop in violent crime in 90 years.
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This summary reflects the episode's main themes, key insights, and representative quotes, allowing listeners and non-listeners alike to grasp both the substance and style of the discussion.