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It's Friday, May 9, 2025 from Peach Fish Productions, it's the Gist. I'm Mike Pesca. What a gist list today. Sometimes these things the gist list@mikepaska.substack.com kind of indicated by a lot of news that helps. We couldn't even get to Jeanine Pirro's temporary appointment to run a very important agency within the Department of Justice. But we do get to the fact that African ers are getting granted refugee status. I wonder why. I wonder why the African, as opposed to almost every other group in the world, are being allowed in by Trump. We do get to the horrible shutdowns in Newark Airport. Turns out if you're an air traffic controller and the screen goes blank for 90 seconds, that is what they call technical term in the industry. An oh shit moment. Because you think all the planes have fallen out of the sky. People in the hallway crying because they thought all the planes had fallen out of the sky. Bad enough to have to work in Newark airport. But today I rise in defense of my beloved yet somewhat idiotic son. Not an idiot, but he's a senior. He has senioritis, technically inflammation of the senior. And they're playing a game in his high school that was announced to me when he showed up in goggles, swim goggles on a dry day on land. What's going on? Well, dad, if you wear the goggles, you're immune from assassination. Yes, Everyone knows this. This. The Lord's resistance Army anointed themselves with oils for. What are you talking about? There's a game. It's called Senior Assassin. There is an app. You have targets and you spray a kid with a water gun. It's fine. You do it throughout the city. No harm. No foul. Except there is harm. In fact, I would go as far as to say there is a panic descending on the nation because of the playing of Senior Assassin. An article in south coast today. Not sure of the coast know that it's in a southerly direction. They do a big roundup of all the Senior Assassin mishaps that seem to have happened over the last eight years or something. In May, the Utah police charged a Senior Assassin player with making terroristic threats after chasing his target into a hospital. Is this a fault of Senior Assassin or is this a fault of an idiotic teen? There was. This is actually horrible, nothing to joke about. One kid jumped on someone else's jeep and the jeep tore away with the kid on the back of it hits a pothole. The kids in intensive care. Yes. Is this a Senior Assassin problem or is this a jumping on the back of a moving jeep problem? Many police departments saying this is causing our resources to be diverted because people with actual guns see the kids with the water guns and they pull their actual guns. So of course the problem in America is we got to do something about these fake guns because these real guns are going to get drawn and the real guns are everywhere and occasionally you're going to see a fake gun, a water gun and that will cause some consternation. So I rise in defense of the Senior Assassin players. One of the reasons to not do Senior Assassin according to some officials is kids are so psychologically distraught over all the lockdown drills and school shootings. You don't do Senior Assassin, I say that's exactly why you do it. You take back not the fun of gunplay and but just to think about it, conceptualize it in a non traumatic way. These kids do have inflammation of the senior after all. And I stand by this passion, shall we say, of my son and all the idiot teens. Look, if Halloween didn't exist, do you think we'd allow it in the bubble wrapped helicopter America of today? It would be diverting school resources. On the show today I spiel about the new Surgeon General designee, some of her talk show appearances where her brother made such claims as only the fat died of COVID But first, Jim Lampley is one of the best announcers out there in the world of sports and he owns his sport like no other. It is boxing. Jim has had a long and shall we say, lucky life in the world of sports television. And that is the topic of his new book. You'll want to hear the Mike Tyson anecdote. It's a corker. The name of the book, It Happened A Uniquely Lucky Life in Sports Television. Jim Lampley up next. Hey, can we talk about True Work? I'm wearing True Work right now. I guess you can't see me, but if you could you would see this pullover hoodie. It's good for the sun, but it's just good to wear. And these work pants which are in. I don't know if it's mustard, it's yellow, it says cool, but it says also it's going to wick away moisture. 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