Mike Pesca (25:45)
And now the spiel. Donald Trump and his administration is brazen, wanton, irresponsible. I'm not, I'm just going to stop with all the adjectives. But mostly his lack of care, caution and humanity adds up to so what if it gets his enemies killed? However, lately his words and the words of Stephen Miller might in fact get his friends killed. Okay, let's put a asterisk on that. Donald Trump obviously doesn't have friends. He's extremely transactional, but I'm talking about people he ostensibly wants to help. So I have two very recent statements, one from Miller, one from Trump, that are more similar than you may have realized. And you probably heard of both statements to the Iran protesters. Trump truthed. If Iran violently kills peaceful protesters, which is their custom, it is good that he's sensitive to the local mores and customs. Anyway, the United States of America will come to their rescue. We are locked and loaded and ready to go. So this would mean militarily locked and loaded. Now, the problem with that is if the people of Iran were able to see it, which due to massive Internet outages is unlikely, and they didn't know the track record of Donald Trump, or they thought the track record of Donald Trump was just what the regime had said, that he's a gigantic liar, then they might think, oh, the regime we're protesting against, they're always wrong. They never tell the truth. Donald Trump is a guy who can be trusted. They that would add up to carnage and who knows? Maybe it did. We might never know the death toll of the protesters, but that truth may have, in truth, let hundreds, thousands of people to believe him to go out to protest more and to get killed. Similar thing reminiscent of a Stephen Miller comment here he was recently on, of course, Fox News. To all ICE officers, you have federal immunity in the conduct of your duties. And anybody who lays a hand on you or tries to stop you or tries to obstruct you is committing a felony. You have immunity to perform your duties. And no one, no city official, no state official, no illegal alien, no leftist agitator or domestic insurrectionist can prevent you from fulfilling your legal obligations and duties. No, they don't. They don't have full immunity. That is just wrong and irresponsible to say so. And it's an obvious danger. It's an obvious danger to civilians. But I'm here making the case that it is dangerous for the people they ostensibly want to help. It's dangerous for actual ICE agents. They maybe will feel they could act more violently. And so that's the part where it's bad for civilians, but if they do and if they commit crimes, it will be bad for them. I mean, it will be bad for them cosmically and psychologically and morally. But also, you know, there's no statute of limitations on murder, as you probably have heard in every film noir you've ever seen. But under the general statute of limitations for federal crimes, there's five years for federal offenses. Yes, of course, it's 18 USC 3282. There is also an opportunity for state agents to bring charges against a federal agent in a federal court. But without the federal executive branch having a say, it's federal judges and lawyers who might say that that would be appropriate. But what I'm saying is there a lot of exposure for the ICE agent in this scenario. The ICE agent who believes wrongly in the streets of Minneapolis, who believes that he or she is acting with immunity, they're wrong. Under a reasonable interpretation that perhaps the next attorney general or whatever version of Stephen Miller comes along, although it's very hard to find any other versions of Stephen Miller unless you dredge some of the deepest swamps in our land. So fascist, is it fascism? It's not good. I think it's more aptly described as the cacocy rule by the worst, least competent people. We're definitely dragging the country down. Donald Trump wanted this fight in L. A. He wanted this fight in Chicago. Didn't get it there. Chicago acted pretty well with Midway Blitz. L A was just kind of a couple square block concoction. But in Minnesota, this is the fight Trump wants, or what Trump thinks he wants. He has reacted to some of the images because he's sensitive to this and not an idiot. He has reacted to some of the images with the instinct, oh, this might be bad for us. In the administration, the protesters are standing up to ICE and no doubt they're violating here and there the letter of the law and probably getting in the way of ICE activity. Protesters are by definition a bit chaotic, and so you're not going to have every protest be a peaceful expression of First Amendment rights, as Mayor Fry and Governor Walsh always frame it. But it doesn't matter. They're mostly doing a constitutionally protected thing and Stephen Miller is advising them, incorrectly, that their adversaries, ice, have constitutional protections they don't have. Should the city survive and should the death toll remain low, maybe we will extract ourselves as we have in a couple of the other instances I just mentioned, and we will do so above the unbelievably backward and dangerous and intentionally misleading words of our officials. This is where we are. I hope we can step down. I don't have a lot of faith in this administration, whose every word, utterance indeed is an attempt to destroy that faith. Not just mine, but ours in the system and legitimacy thereof. And that's it for today's show. Cory Wara, who I shall name as the producer of the Jest. Then there's Kathleen Sykes. Nope, not her real name, but close, close to her real name. She does the Gist list. And there is a guy named either Craig Jeff or Jeff Craig. I'm gonna leave it ambiguous. He runs everything that moves on the Gist's feed. And of course, Leah Yanni, if that is indeed her name. Here's a hint, it's not. Michelle Pesca is in fact the coo, but I'm never going to tell you what that stands for. Of Peach Fish Productions. And thanks for listening. New year, new vibe. You want the warmth of a drink, that smooth little kick. But you also want to wake up tomorrow feeling amazing. That's where RK comes in. RK is the world's first zero proof spirits brand. And they invented the warm molecule, giving you the burn of whiskey or tequila without a drop of alcohol. Start the year strong with 28 bold, zero proof spirits, zero calories, zero sugar, zero regrets. So you can celebrate big and still keep your resolutions on track. Start the year right. Join the Zero Proof Resolution at RKBeverages.