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Dan Rothschild (0:00)
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Mike Pesca (1:07)
It's Thursday, March 12, 2026. From Peach Fish Productions, it's the gist. I'm Mike Pesca and Donald Trump Truth today, that is. You know his version of Twitter. The United States is the largest oil producer in the world by far. So when oil prices go up, we make a lot of money. But of far greater interest and importance to me as president is stopping an evil empire, Iran, from having nuclear weapons and destroying the Middle east and indeed the world. I won't ever let that happen. Thank you for your attention in this matter. Okay, so there we have what I was talking about a little bit in the context of Reagan and Grenada yesterday, the call for shared sacrifice. Although Donald Trump doesn't call for any sacrifice, he in fact has to include the lie. The lie being high oil prices are good for us. Congratulations America. With the midterms coming up, we're going to be paying more for oil, which means that Americans are going to be putting more in their pockets who make oil. And as we know, most people in America produce oil and a few of us actually use it. It's kind of insane. It's totally a lie. Of course it's a lie. It's a giant see through lie. But he can't not say the lie. That's not new. That's well documented. My point here is that if you want to make a call for sacrif, it helps you to actually posit that this is going to be a sacrifice. Yes, I'm leveling with you. I'm not telling you Something that you know not to be true. There is a bit of sacrifice involved, and here is why it's important. But Donald Trump can't do that. Donald Trump has no means of leveling with you, or he'll say, I'm leveling with you. And what he'll be doing is saying high oil prices is good for America, and so there is no call to sacrifice. Any attempt to say that this is for some good that exists beyond one's pocketbook or one's gas tank or one's local self interest is subverted by the lie. He doesn't even allow himself to convince anyone who might be stirred by the idea of sacrifice. Like nearly everyone who volunteers to go into the armed forces, there are people who do want to sacrifice for a worthy cause. But you do have to convince them that not only the cause is worthy, but that their sacrifice is worth it. And if you're telling them there's no sacrifice, there's no downside, hell, maybe if we knock over the Iranian regime, we'll take over their oil fields and maybe we'll mine the harbors of the Straits of Hormuz because this would prevent the oil from getting through. This will create greater oil prices. And as I just said, greater oil prices is good for American oil producers. There's no chance of this ever convincing anyone beyond the very obvious point that he's just lying about high oil prices. And absolutely everyone can see it. But he doesn't even give himself a chance to reach anyone who might listen to a call for a cause greater than themselves. Because with Donald Trump, everything is always so small. And while there is no cause that he finds greater than than his ego, he is, in a way, much smaller of a man than everyone else on the show today. It's a Not even mad. We talk some Iran. We also talk some Zoran Momdami and Abigail Spanberger and a little bit of Mikey Sherrill because it's interesting, they won in 2025. They were talking about what Donald Trump was lying about. Affordability. Have they governed on affordability or other things? Well, a little bit other. And my guests and I, Jeff Nussbaum and Dan Rothschild, will get into it. Just listen right here on this, the Gist feed, and you'll hear a great Not Even Mad conversation. Should you choose to subscribe in the Not Even Mad feed, we'll give you an extra. A little lanyap, as they say in New Orleans. So enjoy. Now, Dan Rothschild, Jeff Nussbaum, as they engage in the exercise known as Not Even Mad. Ed can be really distressful. All Ds are distressful. 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