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Kiko Toro (0:00)
Foreign.
Mike Pesca (0:03)
It's Monday, Jan. 5, 2026, from Peach Fish Productions. It's the gist. I'm Mike Pesca. Here is a quote from over the break ran in the Wall Street Journal. See if you can see who said it. They say aspirin is good for thinning out the blood. And I don't want thick blood pouring through my heart. I want thin nice blood pouring through my heart. Does that make sense? It does not. You maniac. You maniac. President Donald Trump, the thick blood. I don't know, maybe he was thinking about giblet gravy or something. But then a few days after extolling the virtues of thick blood, our plus sized plasma pumping president, plump plasma pumping president, if you will, he authorized that raid on Venezuela that you may have heard about and we got Maduro and we're bringing democracy back to the people. No, we are not. But we are taking the oil. And now, because this got me thinking in the mind, I was in the mind of thickness and thickness studies. Here is a fun fact about Venezuelan oil from the Wall Street Journal. The type of crude Venezuela produces is thicker than most oil consumed on the global market. And refiners from the U.S. gulf coast to China and India can wring more profit out of it than other grades of crude, making it highly attractive for fuel makers. Although I did see an oil expert on Bloomberg, Mukesh Sadev. He was seeking to water down the viscous descriptions of Venezuelan oil.
Kiko Toro (1:38)
This oil is so heavy to produce and the number of refineries in the US and elsewhere is declining. Who wants this kind of an oil? We already know Saudi Arabia in the recent times canceled 1 million barrels per day heavy crude oil project Safari. So this is not the oil what the world needs in the future as we go where we need less gasoline, less diesel. So I guess a lot of hot talk, a lot of, I guess, you know, wrong analysis happening. And that's, I wanted to just call.
Mike Pesca (2:10)
Out, like so many background actors in a Meghan Trainor video, those refiners just can't handle the thickness. But it's good that Madhav is on a mission to combat the syrupy rhetoric about thick oil. Trump, too, is something of a truth teller on this issue, wrapped in a habitual actual lie. And here's what I mean. Okay, so previous Republican administrations, they also deposed leaders, invaded countries, got involved in oil centered interventions, but they always called it liberation. And it was up to the critics to say it's not liberation. The real motive is economic. Trump just comes out and says, oh, yeah, this is about the oil. And that is his definition of liberation. Remember, he had Liberation Day that wasn't about voting rights or giving more civil rights to people. It was a purely economic play. It also possibly like this initiative, did not go well. Did not go well. There was a successful early initial military operation with that one. I think Liberation Day was a nonstarter right from the start. But the important point is he equates liberation with economics. Our thick blooded president certainly has a thin margin for error in this one. On the show today, we will focus entirely on the Maduro extraction. We have a spiel looking back at Trump's history of bluster, exaggeration and lying about his success on the international stage. Trump does seem to be the kind of guy you wouldn't trust to do an employee self assessment. Right? Another A plus. Hey, Don. But does that mean, does any of the bluster and the lies, does it necessarily mean that he's failed? Even if he has failed to be accurate? But first, and before that, great interview with Francisco Chico Toro, who is an expert in Venezuelan politics. He was recently on the show to talk about his book Charlatans, how grifters, swindlers and hucksters bamboozled the media, the markets and the masses. 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