The Glenn Beck Program: "RIP Chuck Norris: Heaven's Toughest New Citizen"

Date: March 20, 2026
Host: Glenn Beck
Guests: Stu Burguiere

Episode Overview

This episode of The Glenn Beck Program is a charged and emotional blend of political commentary, cultural critique, and personal reflection, all set against the breaking news of Chuck Norris’s death. Special guest Stu Burguiere joins Beck for a wide-ranging discussion about American politics, rising global threats, the upcoming elections, and some deeply personal spiritual moments. The show maintains Beck’s characteristic blend of sarcasm, somber warning, humor, and passionate monologue.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Political Landscape & 2028 Speculations ([04:38] – [14:32])

• Glenn discusses statements by Democratic figure J.B. Pritzker regarding a “purge” if Democrats win in 2028, expressing deep concern over what he sees as threats to the rule of law and warnings about the dangers of one-party rule.

• Beck reflects on the dangers of political “purges,” historical precedents set by Marxists and Islamists, and the current polarized atmosphere in American society:

  "Marxists do the same thing. Marxists and Islamists do the same thing. In the end, when they get full power, what do they do? They purge. If they get power, they mean it because they do it." ([07:16])

• Beck cautions against both sides demonizing the other and turning political differences into existential hatred:

  "We need to stop saying, that person is a traitor and you must hate them. We have to stop all of that. ... The evil that we are fighting is so profound that we will lose." ([08:01])

2. Spiritual Reflections & Culture Crisis ([09:00] – [17:00])

• Glenn describes moments of feeling "visited" by spiritual realization ("sweet baby Jesus"), using religious language to advocate for unity and a loving response in troubled times.

• He addresses the moral decline he perceives in Western culture—especially the unwillingness to judge clear evil (e.g., child abuse justified as “cultural”).

  "Satan doesn't destroy. First, he perverts. He takes what's good and he perverts it and then he uses it." ([13:20])

• Calls for moral clarity and love in the face of evil, warning against moral relativism.

3. COVID Claims and U.S.-China Accusations ([14:32] – [17:00])

• Beck forcefully claims U.S. politicians and drug companies knowingly partnered with China to develop and cover up COVID, laying blame for millions of deaths.

  "What was done during COVID was evil. ... They conspired with our own politicians all over the world and they killed millions of people. That's what happened. Period." ([14:32])

4. Personal & Prophetic Experiences ([17:00] – [24:00])

• Glenn shares the feeling that his career, especially his “Fox chalkboard” warnings about Islamist/communist alliances, were divinely inspired and are now being proven correct.
• Emphasizes the importance of each person’s role in standing for good, even if the impact is not immediately clear.

  "Everyone was born for a reason. ... Even in those days where you just don't think you make a difference, believe me, you do." ([22:10])

5. Special Segment: Islamist Threats & The ‘Red-Green Alliance’ ([24:35] – [34:17])

• Recap of a recent show (played with patriotic music) outlining the enduring ideological alliance between radical Islamists and far-left (red/green) movements aimed at undermining Western society.

• Highlights the rise of Islamism and the infiltration of American institutions.

• Discusses startling facts about how some U.S. mosques have been taken over by hardliners, and how average Muslims tried to raise alarms, but were ignored.

  "There are Muslims, lots of Muslims that are saying, I don't want anything to do with this." ([32:15])

• Notes a trend: Middle Eastern countries (like the UAE) are cracking down on radicalism, while the West remains naive.

6. Chuck Norris: Personal Reflection & Tributes ([49:40] – [56:00])

• Beck is informed in real-time about Chuck Norris’s passing, sharing a heartfelt tribute:

  "He was just a normal guy who dedicated himself to making the lives of children better...I've never met a bigger star than Chuck Norris. ... And a more regular guy than Chuck Norris." ([50:30])

• Panel and listeners reminisce about the famous Chuck Norris memes and jokes, revealing their origins and Chuck’s reaction to becoming a pop culture legend.

  "Chuck Norris doesn't die. He left to beat up the grim reaper." (Panel quoting a meme, [55:53])

7. Election & Prediction Markets Analysis (with Stu Burguiere) ([66:06] – [104:47])

A. Election Forecasts ([66:06] – [90:43])

• Stu introduces his new show Predictable (premiering in April), focused on prediction markets for politics and the economy.

• Both analyze likely midterm outcomes:

  • Severe headwinds for Republicans in 2026—poor polling, especially on the economy and oil prices.
  • Prediction: $160/barrel oil could be catastrophic, the GOP risks losing House and possibly Senate control.

    "The Democrats are heavily favored and this is history. Right. We know this. ... For the first time, it's a 50/50 proposition on election markets for Republican Senate control in 2026. That, to me, points to a completely catastrophic outcome." (Stu, [94:10])

• Discussion of the danger of divided conservative base and the possible "healing" of divisions before November.

  "I tend to think as we get closer to this election, a lot of that stuff's going to wind up healing. ... Is that going to be enough is the question. I don't think it is in the House. I think it probably is in the Senate." (Stu, [104:24])

B. Assessment of Trump’s Foreign Policy ([67:45] – [78:24])

• Analysis of Trump’s approach: Not a traditional “world’s policeman,” but more like "SWAT"—in, out, accomplish the mission.
• Stu and Glenn discuss Trump’s “big bets” in foreign affairs and his unpredictability, which has won support even among critics, but is risky if things go wrong.

C. Voter ID & the SAVE Act ([115:32] – [119:19])

• Both lament Congress’s failure to implement universal Voter ID or the SAVE Act, noting overwhelming public support but political deadlock.
• Comparative frustration expressed about how voter ID is standard overseas, but controversial in U.S.

8. Red-Green Alliance & ‘Silent’ Subversion ([106:43] – [112:52])

• Callers reflect on last night's special, particularly the Islamist’s stated plan to quietly subvert America from within—deeming the West the “last obstacle” to their global ambitions.

• Beck connects the “gradual” takeover strategy to progressive strategies: make radical change appear nonthreatening until it’s too late.

  "If you were quiet and you weren't radicals, you wouldn't wake people up. ... You get so far down the road." ([109:45])

• Stu notes a key insight from Glenn’s special: the focus on terrorism has blinded authorities to “stealth” ideological infiltration.

9. Tommy Robinson Interview & European Perspective ([112:05] – [115:08])

• Beck discusses UK activist Tommy Robinson, portraying him as an intelligent, self-educated man whose activism is driven by personal loss and frustration at official inaction.
• Beck stresses the global stakes:

  "Western civilization is at stake right now." ([112:15])

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On political polarization and spiritual crisis:

  "If you're looking at everything politically, you're going to get lost. If you're looking at things because you're angry, you are going to end up on the wrong side. You won't think you are, but you will be." (Beck, [07:38])

• On the dangers of purges and cycles of revenge:

  "Our side would purge just as much as their side would. We are not immune. That is a human trait. And we are not to engage in that." (Beck, [09:25])

• On the foundation of endurance:

  "Everyone was born for a reason. ... Even in those days where you just don't think you make a difference, believe me, you do." (Beck, [22:10])

• On discovering Chuck Norris’s passing:

  "He has left more than jokes on how tough he is behind. He has left a legacy of good and strong young men and women." (Beck, [51:10])

• On Chuck Norris memes after his death:

  "Chuck Norris doesn't die. He left to beat up the grim reaper." ([55:33])

• Stu on Texas politics:

  “You cannot be a candidate in Texas who hates meat.” (Panel, [98:15])

• On foreign policy and Trump’s “SWAT” approach:

  "He is not the world's policeman. He is SWAT. SWAT just shows up nowhere, grappling down a building... and then they're gone." (Beck, [74:11])

Timestamps for Important Segments

• Pritzker “purge” and political climate: [04:38] – [07:16]
• Beck's spiritual monologue & call for unity: [07:16] – [14:32]
• COVID “evil” claims, U.S. & China: [14:32] – [17:00]
• Live reaction to Chuck Norris’s death, tribute: [49:40] – [56:00]
• Chuck Norris meme discussion: [55:33] – [57:02]
• Prediction markets and election analysis (with Stu): [66:06] – [103:23]
• Call-in segment & silent subversive threats: [106:43] – [112:52]
• Voter ID and SAVE Act discussion: [115:32] – [119:19]

Tone & Language

• Glenn Beck’s language is urgent, impassioned, and frequently laced with humor, religious metaphor, and sarcasm.
• Stu Burguiere provides wry, data-driven commentary with quick wit and dry humor.
• Emotional highs occur with spiritual asides and upon receiving the news of Chuck Norris’s death. There are lighter moments, especially when discussing political gaffes and Chuck Norris memes.

Conclusion

This episode is a rich blend of political warning, cultural critique, spiritual fervor, and personal connection, punctuated by the live news of Chuck Norris’s passing. Whether listeners agree with all his points or not, Glenn Beck delivers a show full of energy, conviction, and memorable moments. Listeners looking for election forecasts, culture war commentary, and a unique tribute to a pop culture icon will find this episode captivating.