Holmes for the Holiday: Two Christmas Mysteries

Summary

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Podcast Summary

Podcast: Sherlock Holmes Presented by the Great Detectives of Old Time Radio
Host: Adam Graham
Episode: Holmes for the Holiday: Two Christmas Mysteries
Date: December 21, 2025

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Overview: Two Sherlockian Christmas Radio Mysteries

In this festive episode, Adam Graham brings listeners two distinct, Christmastime Sherlock Holmes radio mysteries. He delves into the contrasting styles of the Hollywood and New York productions, featuring classic casts and different writing talents. The first adventure is “The Night Before Christmas” (1945, starring Basil Rathbone and Nigel Bruce), a caper laced with holiday intrigue and a Moriarty plot. The second is “The Adventure of the Christmas Bride” (1947, starring John Stanley and Alfred Shirley), a lighter, romantic manor-house puzzler with a ghostly twist. Graham compares performances and tones, offering insights into each, and ties things together with comments on postwar spirits and Holmes’ enduring appeal.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

[01:34] Adam Graham’s Introduction and Framing

• Graham introduces the idea of “Holmes for the Holiday”—a play on words, but also a chance to compare two original Christmas radio mysteries.
• “There are so many points of comparison here. You have two different casts, two different creative teams... fun points of comparison between Hollywood and New York, between Basil Rathbone and Nigel Bruce and John Stanley and Alfred Shirley, and of course, the writing talents of Dennis Green versus Edith Mizer.” (Adam Graham, 02:55)

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Case 1: The Night Before Christmas

Broadcast: December 24, 1945 | Cast: Basil Rathbone (Holmes), Nigel Bruce (Watson)

Summary & Structure

[05:51] Festivities and Setting the Scene:

• Dr. Watson is preparing for a children's party, dressing as Santa for Mrs. Hudson’s nieces.
• Holmes is intent on writing a monograph about teeth marks on pipe stems.

[08:46] Lord Widdicombe’s Request:

• Widdicombe asks Holmes to act as Santa at his Christmas party because of a threatening letter: unless he pays £5,000, the party’s lavish gifts will be stolen.
• “Your generosity with Christmas presents borders on ostentation… we do not approve.” (Letter read by Widdicombe, 11:08)

[12:25] Holmes Accepts – The Moriarty Connection:

• Holmes identifies the handwriting as Moriarty’s.
• The party gifts include lavish jewelry, wrapped in banknotes.

[13:58] Two Santas and Switched Sacks:

• Dr. Watson, also dressed as Santa, heads off for Mrs. Hudson's party; Holmes attends Lord Widdicombe’s.
• A mixup leads to a criminal (Lou the Lisper) posing as Santa and making off with the sack (actually the children’s toys), while Watson ends up with the valuables.

[18:25] Party Chaos and Stolen Gifts:

• Watson gives the “wrong” presents (cufflinks, earrings, banknotes) to children, baffled by the mixup.
• Holmes and police disguise themselves as carolers to infiltrate Mrs. Hudson’s party, where the criminals show up to claim the loot.

[27:52] Comic, Climactic Christmas Showdown:

• Holmes signals the constabulary (“Merry Christmas!”) [28:03], and policemen disguised as carolers apprehend the criminals in the midst of the party; chaos ensues.
• The children end up with suitable gifts, the poor families keep the scattered money, and all enjoy a happy Christmas feast.

[31:01] Dr. Watson’s Sentiment:

• “I've got a great deal this Christmas Eve. Lots to be thankful for… we wish every one of you a happy Christmas from the bottom of our hearts.” (Dr. Watson, 31:36)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “An analysis of teeth marks on pipe stems, with particular regard to indicated character.” (Holmes, on his ‘monograph’, 08:52)
• “The cheery twinkle of the eyes, the ruddy complexion, and the appropriate girth. What a shame we can’t obtain some snow and a sleigh and reindeer for you.” (Holmes to Watson, 07:49)
• The code phrase for the carolers/police to act: “Merry Christmas!” [28:03]
• “From what you've told me of the children, I think their parents could use the money much more profitably than my relatives.” (Holmes, 28:47)

Adam Graham’s Reflections

[34:40]

• Graham highlights the “delightful holiday romp with so many fun elements,” emphasizing disguises, lively kids, and a Victorian Christmas with a “good old fight.”
• He notes the historic significance of Christmas 1945—“for the first time in five years, it was Christmas and there wasn’t a war going on… Just a bit of a rest after all of the turmoil.”

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Case 2: The Adventure of the Christmas Bride

Broadcast: December 21, 1947 | Cast: John Stanley (Holmes), Alfred Shirley (Watson)

Summary & Structure

[40:20] Arrival at the Castle:

• Holmes and Watson are summoned to Pennsdragon Castle by Lord Neville to ensure nothing prevents his daughter Ginevra’s impending, financially necessary wedding.

[44:18] Intrigue and Family Tensions:

• Cousin Percy, next in line to inherit, returns abruptly, causing anxiety and hinting at possible motives.
• A reference to the family motto: “Ne vile velis” (Stooping to nothing base). [45:30]

[47:03] The Ghostly White Lady:

• Ginevra’s fiancé, Wentworth, reports seeing the legendary ‘White Lady’ ghost rising from the ancestral chest—portent of misfortune for the Neville family.

[50:06] The Locked Chest:

• Holmes investigates the chest, notes dust on an old bridal gown, and suspects a non-supernatural explanation for the ‘ghost’.

[54:37] Christmas Eve Festivities:

• Traditional revelry: the vicar plays Father Christmas, gifts are distributed, the yule log is lit, and caroling ensues.
• Holmes spots suspicious details—traveling boots beneath Ginevra’s dress.

[59:19] Disappearance & the Ruse:

• The vicar is discovered locked in the dungeon—in his underwear—impostor Father Christmas (Percy) has eloped with Ginevra.
• The ostensible ghost was a ruse; Holmes reveals details deduced from traces on the dress and the clever use of the ancient chest.

[62:03] Resolution:

• Ginevra elopes with Percy, outwitting her father’s marriage plans. The valuable wedding presents are returned, the dog gets the roast beef, and Lady Terce pledges more jewels to the happy couple.
• Holmes: “I suspected… when I saw Lady Ginevra raise her ball gown and display a pair of traveling boots, I was sure.” [62:03]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “He stamped off to his old rooms in the Tower and hasn’t been out since.” (Lord Neville on Percy, 46:03)
• “She’s supposed to walk through the halls of the castle whenever a misfortune is due to occur.” (Lord Neville, on the ghost, 46:49)
• “A cheerful damsel, eh, Holmes?” (Watson, 47:00)
• “I say, Holmes, how she burns!” (Ginevra, lighting the yule log, 56:52)
• “If the dog ends up very, very happy, it’s a really good Christmas!” (Adam Graham, 67:10)

Adam Graham’s Reflections

[65:45]

• Graham admits a preference for Rathbone but recognizes John Stanley’s “kindly and twinkling” take on Holmes here.
• Mentions the “lighter story,” friendly bickering between Holmes and Watson, and the cheerful outcome for all—“a really good Christmas.”

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Comparative Reflections and Listener Takeaways

• Both episodes use familiar holiday tropes—Santa disguises, children’s parties, Christmas suspense—and blend mystery with warmth and humor.
• The Rathbone/Bruce version offers a higher-stakes, action-filled episode featuring classic Holmesian villainy (Moriarty), while the Stanley/Shirley story is gentler and more comedic, with masquerade and romantic resolution.
• Adam Graham underlines the thematic contrasts, differences in cast chemistry, and the shared generosity and hope threaded through both.

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Important Timestamps

| Timestamp | Segment/Event | |-----------|------------------------------------------------------------| | 01:34 | Adam Graham’s Introduction and Episode Framing | | 12:24 | Holmes Recognizes Moriarty's Handwriting | | 15:20 | Santa Sack Switch—Mixup that Drives the Plot | | 28:03 | Holmes’ “Merry Christmas!” Signal—Police Spring the Trap | | 31:36 | Watson’s Heartfelt Christmas Wishes | | 34:40 | Adam Graham’s Reflections on the First Play | | 40:20 | Holmes & Watson Arrive at Pennsdragon Castle | | 45:30 | “Ne vile velis”—The Family Motto | | 47:03 | The White Lady Ghost Scene | | 56:52 | Yule Log Lighting Revelry | | 62:03 | Holmes’ Final Deduction, Happy Ending | | 65:45 | Adam Graham’s Reflections on the Second Play |

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Final Thoughts from Adam Graham

• “Both stories feature hijinks, disguises, and a genial Holmes. But where Basil Rathbone brings brisk energy, John Stanley gives us a Holmes with a bit more twinkle. And if the dog ends up happy, you know it’s a very good Christmas indeed.”
• Graham thanks supporters, wishes happy holidays, and previews forthcoming content.

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Listener’s Guide

• Both episodes are rich in period flavor, witty dialogue, and Christmas spirit—a perfect pairing for curious Sherlock fans new and old.
• The contrasting styles and casts provide insight into the evolution of Holmes on radio, and both stories offer warmth and entertainment as well as fine deduction.

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Summary by: Sherlock Holmes Presented by the Great Detectives of Old Time Radio, December 21, 2025 | Compiled by Podcast Summarizer AI

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[Harry Bartel (Narrator)]

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[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Come in, come in, come in. Ah, There you are, Mr. Bartel.

[Harry Bartel (Narrator)]

Oh, say, Doctor, I can see you're gonna have yourself quite a Christmas. Big tree in the corner with colored lights on it.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

Where'd you get those?

[Harry Bartel (Narrator)]

Table covered with presents. You must be mighty popular.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

They aren't all for me, my boy. You see, I'm having a cross Christmas party tomorrow for my housekeeper's little nieces.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

Oh, I'm going to dress up as.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Santa Claus for them.

[Harry Bartel (Narrator)]

Well, I'm sure you look very convincing in the part. Oh, by the way, Doctor, I brought you a little present. Here it is. I hope you'll like it.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

I got one for you too. Here, Summer. Oh you. You mustn't open it until tomorrow. I'm a boy.

[Harry Bartel (Narrator)]

Thanks a lot, doctor. And now, how's about tonight's story? Last week you told us you'd chosen an adventure with a lot of Christmassy atmosphere.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Yes, Mr. Bartell. My story begins on another Christmas Eve. Many, many years ago to be exact. In 1886 time the adventure occurred. I must confess I didn't quite understand what was going on myself. In fact, I never did quite make head of tales of it until Holmes took pity on me later and explain the whole thing. But I shan't try to confuse you, Mr. Bartel. I'll tell you the story exactly as it happened.

[Harry Bartel (Narrator)]

Right you are, doctor. Let's go.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Very well. On that Christmas Eve in 86, I was standing in our Baker street rooms dressed in the costume of Santa Claus. Holmes, his long thin fingers pressed together, lay back in an armchair and gazed at me quizzically While our housekeeper, Mrs. Hudson stood by the door. And after.

[Mrs. Hudson]

Watson, you make a grand Santa Claus.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

Doesn't he, Mrs. Hudson? Try the beard on, Watson, old chap.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

I'm afraid this is going to be a little uncomfortable. How does it look?

[Mrs. Hudson]

Oh, you look just like the old man on the Christmas cards. Doctor.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

Yes, Watson, it really becomes you. The cheery twinkle of the eyes, the ruddy compliments complexion and the appropriate girth. What a shame we can't obtain some snow and a sleigh and reindeer for you. However, I'm sure Mrs. Hudson's nieces will be very much impressed.

[Mrs. Hudson]

They will that, sir. And it's very kind of you Doctor to offer to come over to their house with me. With their father in the hospital and my sister at his bedside it would have been a very miserable Christmas without.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Oh, I should enjoy myself. But I think I'll take this beard off before we get there. That's it. Are you ready to leave, Mrs. Hudson?

[Mrs. Hudson]

I am, sir. Will I get a cab?

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

How far do we have to go?

[Mrs. Hudson]

Oh, Lexington Gardens, number 28. It's just off the Edgware Road, Doctor.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Not far. But bearing in mind my costume, I suppose we'd better take a cab.

[Mrs. Hudson]

Aye sir. I'll get one.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Holmes, what are you going to do with yourself? I hate leaving you alone on Christmas Eve.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

Oh, don't worry, old chap. I shall spend a profitable evening writing on my new monograph.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

What's this one about?

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

An analysis of teeth marks on pipe stems. With particular regard to indicated character.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Gracious me, how exciting. Well, I must be going.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

Don't forget your sack of presents, old fellow.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

No, no, no.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

When you come to distribute them, you will find that I took the liberty of adding a few trinkets on my own behalf.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

That's very thoughtful of you, holmes.

[Mrs. Hudson]

Excuse me, Mr. Holmes, but there's a gentleman to see you. Says he's an old friend of yours. Here's his card, sir.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

Oh, thank you. Oh, Miss Lord Widdicombe. Splendid. Ask him to come up, please, Mrs. Hudson.

[Mrs. Hudson]

All right, sir.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

And I hope your party is a great success, Mrs. Hudson.

[Mrs. Hudson]

Thank you, sir. Are you sure you don't want me to stay now that you have a visitor?

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

Oh, no, no, no, no, indeed, no, Mrs. Hudson. I can show the gentleman out myself. You go off and have a good time.

[Mrs. Hudson]

Thank you, sir.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

I wonder what Lord William wants. Perhaps I should stay.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

No, no, please, my dear fellow. Certainly not. Yeah, you. Far more important work to do. Widdicom probably wants his revenge at chess or something equally innocuous. Off with you, my dear fellow, and.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Enjoy yourself just the same. I wish you were coming with me. I'll see you later.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

I shall be there. Come on up, Widdicomb.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Hello, Holmes. Evening, Watson.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

You make a very convincing Santa Claus. Are you leaving?

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

I am afraid. So long, Whittakem. Well, good night, then.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

Good night.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Good night, sir.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

How are you, Holmes? All alone on Christmas Eve, eh? Yes, Wittingham. I'm glad you came over to see me. Mm. What's it to be? An evening of chess? Or have you unearthed some recent treasure of medieval pottery that we can discuss?

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Neither.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

Holmes. I've come to you in your professional capacity. I need help. Come now, Widdicombe. Don't tell me that after all these years of quiet friendship you're going to become a client. I'm afraid so, Holmes. Though I doubt if my problem will. Problem will interest you very much. It's hardly up to your rather colorful standards. Care for a cigar? Oh, thanks. Now, my dear Widdigam, what's your trouble? Well, I decided this year to have a little Christmas party at my townhouse. I'm quite comfortably off, as you know and it occurred to me that I have several relatives and friends who are not as well off. I'm having a party for them tonight, Holmes, and I hope you'd attend it disguised as Santa Claus. My dear fellow, I've adopted many disguises in my time but Father Christmas has never been one of them. Why do you Want me to attend your party in disguise, in any case? You ashamed of your friendship with a private detective? Or do you consider my features more acceptable when buried beneath the depths of a snowy beard? Oh, my dear Holmes, do take me seriously. I'm not joking, I assure you. No, of course you're not. Of course you're not. You want me to attend your party in disguise. Why, I'm giving some very valuable presents. Diamond and onyx cufflinks, platinum and ruby earrings and such like. And I've wrapped each of the presents in banknotes. Dear me, where are these presents now? In a sack in charge of my butler. I was going to dress up as Santa Claus and give him out myself until I got the warning letter. That's why I've come to you. Warning letter, eh? Yes, I received it by this evening's post. Listen to this. My dear Lord Widdicombe, your generosity with Christmas presents borders on ostentation. We do not approve. Either we receive £5,000 in sovereigns at Post Restaurant, box 379 by six o' clock on Christmas Eve, or I'm afraid, a Christmas party will be conspicuous by its absence of presents. Let me see that note, Whitaker, will you? Yes.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Here you are.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

Thanks. Mm. Plain paper torn from a penny notebook. Writing is obviously disguised by George. Yes, Widecombe, I accept the case. I'll come with you to your party at once. And furthermore, I shall follow your suggestion regarding a disguise dressed as Santa Claus. I shall be less likely to attract suspicion. I'm delighted, Holmes. But what made you decide so suddenly? This writing, my dear fellow. This writing in a false hand. I know that characteristic. M in my dear Whitakem. I've seen it too often at the beginning of a signature. Moriarty. Moriarty? Who's he? Oh, one of the cleverest and most unscrupulous criminals in England. Whitakem. There's no time to be lost. It's, let me see now. 6:30, half an hour beyond the deadline given you in this letter. We must go to your house at once.

[Mrs. Hudson]

This is as far as the cab can take us, Doctor.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Here you are, cabbie. Here's five shillings for you and a merry Christmas. Oh, bless you, gentlemen.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

A merry Christmas to you, too.

[Mrs. Hudson]

You said you wanted to get into the house through the back way so that you could surprise the children.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Yes, I thought them to come down the kitchen chimney.

[Mrs. Hudson]

Oh, you can get to the back of the house by going up the alley here. I'll go in the front door.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Splendid, splendid. Mrs. Hutton, which is the house?

[Mrs. Hudson]

Number 28. It's the third one down the alley, Doctor. I'll have the back window open in no time and you can slip in without any of the Baron scene.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Very well. Gloomy little street, I must say.

[Mrs. Hudson]

Hello.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Where's the music coming from?

[Mrs. Hudson]

Oh, it's from that temple across the street, doctor. The disciples of the Octagonal square they call themselves.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

What on earth do you suppose that means?

[Mrs. Hudson]

Oh, some newfangled cult. Heathens most likely.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Hello, hello, hello. I'm not the only Santa Claus abroad tonight. Look at that fellow across the street over there.

[Mrs. Hudson]

Oh, dress just like yourself, doctor. And carrying a sack too. Oh, he's running up the steps to the temple.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Great Scotty, he slipped on the ice. I wonder what his hurry was. Yeah. Here my man, all these female.

[Mrs. Hudson]

Doctor, dinner trip yourself.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Here y now give me a hand. Thank you, sir.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

Philly of me, what then?

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

It we? Santa Claus would have to help each other, you know. Up you come. That's it.

[Mrs. Hudson]

Gracious me, Doctor, I told you to be careful. Now you fall in too.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Oh, it's this confounded red coat of mine. It tripped me up.

[Mrs. Hudson]

Did you hurt yourself, sir?

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

No, no, no, no, I'm all right, I think. How about you, sir?

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

Oh, I'm all right, thanks. Silly of me to run, wasn't it?

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Here's your sex, sir.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

Thank you, good night and Merry Christmas.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Same to you. He went into the temple. The disciple of the octagonal square.

[Mrs. Hudson]

You're sure you're no harp, doctor?

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

No, no, of course not. Mrs. Hudson. Give me my sack, please. Thank you. Your sister's house is the third one down this alleyway, you see.

[Mrs. Hudson]

I'll hurry and open the back window.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Yes, I'll be waiting for you, Mrs. Hudson. Rather fun. What a shame Holmes isn't with us. Well, he's probably happier having a good game of chess with Lord William.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

This is my house, Holmes. Number 39. 39 square, eh? And dear old Watson is just around the corner in Lexington Gardens and hasn't any idea that I've left Bakersfield. Yes.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Here you are, Caddy.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

Thank you, sir. A merry Christmas, sir. Uh huh. Listen to that. Carol singers.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Yes, we'll probably have our fill of.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

Them before this evening's over. Good evening, my lord. Have the guests arrived, Hagrid? Most of them, sir. They're in the library. You brought another Santa Claus with you, I see, milord. Another Santa Claus? What do you mean? The gentleman arrived three quarters of an hour ago, sir, dressed as Santa Claus. I took him to your study, my lord, and showed him the sack of presents. Confound it, he's got here before us. Where's this study? This way. I hope I didn't do wrong, milord. You told me that a gentleman dressed as Santa Claus would be coming here. Dear me. The gentleman appears to have gone. Yes, and the sack containing the presents with him. But he can't have left the house, my lord. I've been watching the front door. Yes, and while you were doing that, he slipped out through the window here. The catch is undone. Margrave, describe this man. I can't tell you much about his appearance, I'm afraid, sir. He was dressed as Santa Claus, just like yourself. But I did notice one thing about him, sir. Oh, what was that? He lisped, sir. Was quite pronounced, of course. Lou the Lisper. Who on earth is Lou the Lisper? One of Moriarty's most trusted accomplices. Fortunately, though, I've had news of him lately through my underworld grapevine.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

You.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

You know where he lives? He is reputed to have some connections with a new cult that calls themselves the Disciples of the Octagonal Square. Their headquarters are just around the corner from here. Let's go there at once. Of course. And Hargrave.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Yes, sir?

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

Get a message to Scotland Yard as fast as you can. Ask for Inspector Lestrade and tell him to join me at the Temple of the Octagonal Square in Lexington Gardens as soon as possible.

[Mrs. Hudson]

Oh, the children are awful excited, Doctor. I told them you just came down the chimney.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

I'll slip the beard on and then I'll go into him.

[Mrs. Hudson]

Will I announce you, Doctor?

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Yes, yes, please will. You haven't.

[Mrs. Hudson]

All right, sir. Now children, quiet. Santa Claus is coming to see you and he's brought you all presents.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Hello. Hello, children.

[Mrs. Hudson]

Hello, Santa Claus. My name's Elsie. Did you bring me a present?

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Why, I did, Elsie. I. Look in my sack in a minute. And what's your name, young man?

[Mrs. Hudson]

Herbert. They call me Bertie. Did you come down the chimney?

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Yes, Bertie.

[Mrs. Hudson]

I bet you had a time doing it, you're so fast. Oh, don't be rude, Bertie, or Santa Claus won't give you your presents.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

And what's your name, little man?

[Mrs. Hudson]

Liodo. I've got a cold.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Well, children. Gather round, men. I'll see what present I got for you. The first present is for. Can't be right. It says for Her Grace, the Dowager Duchess of Beaulieu. Oh.

[Mrs. Hudson]

Do you suppose Mr. Holmes has been playing a practical joke on you, Doctor?

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

I suppose so, that I can't see the point myself. But he did say that he'd added a Few trinkets of his own.

[Mrs. Hudson]

I want my present.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Then. Supposing you take this, Elsa.

[Mrs. Hudson]

Ooh, pooh. Thank you.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

And this one is marked for the Reverend Arthur Carter. Tell me what Holmes is up to. Here you are, Bertie.

[Mrs. Hudson]

True than.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

And this is for you, Lionel, because you've been a good little boy.

[Mrs. Hudson]

Tis a very big.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Is it?

[Mrs. Hudson]

I wanted the dog.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Wanted the dog. Well, I'll bring you a dog next year, Lionel.

[Mrs. Hudson]

Oh, Dr. Watson.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Yes?

[Mrs. Hudson]

Look at the wrapping on these presents, Dr. Wither. 20 pound notes it's got. Oh, cool. Look what I got.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Now let me see. Why, cufflinks and diamond and onyx ones.

[Mrs. Hudson]

Unless I'm very much mistaken, I got the pretty earrings. Look how they sparkle.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Let me see. Elsie. Good gracious. I swear that these are gentlemen rubies. What in thunder's going on?

[Mrs. Hudson]

I want my earring back. Give me back mine too.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Well, well, here. Here you are.

[Mrs. Hudson]

Here you are, Mr. Watson. What do you suppose has happened?

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

I don't know, Mrs. Hudson. B.S. my toys are still at the bottom of the sack. I can't understand it. I wish Holmes were here instead of dozing in front of our fire in bake.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

Where are you, Holmes? Here, by the bed. This is the only room in the temple that gives any signs of having been lived in. I think our bird has been here, but I'm afraid he's flown. I'm sure Inspector Lestrade will get here. Strike a match, will you? Widen. Right. Here's a candle on the table just as I peered. Look on the bed. A red coat and a beard. Yes, Lou the lispers discarded his disguise and gone. And with him, I'm afraid you are valuable presents. Wait a minute. Here's a sack lying on the floor. Pap.

[Mrs. Hudson]

Oh no, this isn't mine.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Look.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

What's in it? A toy dog. Large box of chocolates. Little girl's dog. Wha. Thunder. This is Watson's sack. But how on earth could Lou the lisper have got hold of it somewhere, somehow? He and Watson must have made an accidental change. And Lou the lisper is no doubt trying to track Watson down at this very moment. We must work fast. Widdom or my friend's life and those of Mrs. Hudson and her relatives won't be worth a tinker's damn.

[Harry Bartel (Narrator)]

Oh now Doctor, you can't break off your story there.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Oh, yes I can, my boy. Before I go on, I thought we'd have a glass port just to freshen us up.

[Harry Bartel (Narrator)]

Oh, well that's. That's something different. Of course. Instead of talking about port as I sometimes do. It'll be nice to drink some for a change.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Hey, I'm a boy and a. And a Merry Christmas to you.

[Harry Bartel (Narrator)]

The same to you. And now what happened next Doctor? We left you at the children's Christmas party in Sherlock Holmes and Lord Whitakem around the corner at the Temple of the octagonal square.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Yes Mr. Bartel. Although at the time of course I had no idea what was going on there I was cheerfully handing out gifts worthwhile not a king's, at least a baronet's ransom. While outside the Temple of the Octagonal Square, Holmes, Lord Widdicombe were talking to Inspect Lestrade. Scotland Yard.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

That's the case in a nutshell, Lestrade. It seems to me Lord Widdom you'd have been wiser to get in touch with Scotland Yard when you first got the warning note. We could have nabbed him when he came to your house and pinched the sack of presents. Mr. AR, this is no time for post mortems. We've got to reach Lisper before he finds Dr. Watson. Do you suppose he can do that Holmes? It wouldn't be difficult. L the Lisper is nearly as clever as his master, Professor Moriarty. The chances are that you were followed when you came to Baker street tonight, Whittaker. And it's equally likely that Watson and Mrs. Hudson were followed as they left it. Moriarty seldom leaves anything to chance. Well where did Dr. Watson go tonight? 28 Lexington Gardens. It's just around the corner from here. Well then let's go there at once. Fight not quarry away. No, no, no, no Lestrade. We must use a little subtlety. Now Lou, the Lisbo wishes to recover that sack of persons from Watson. How would he invade the party with the least possible trouble? My by dressing up a Santa Claus again? No, no, I think he's overplayed that role for one evening. Well then how would he try to get in, Mr. Holmes? Oh come now Lestrade. What group of people can enter any house on Christmas Eve without invitation? Without creating suspicion? Exactly. My dear fellow, I shouldn't be at all surprised if at this very moment Lou the Lisbon some of his gang are singing carols outside 28 Lexington Gardens. Well then what are we going to do? Form a rival coral society? How many of your men did you bring with you? Three sergeant and two constables wearing great coats. Yes Mistro, but why? Good, they can hide their helmets and pretend to be singers. Come on, let's go over there and while we're walking we'll Rehearse our carols. We must appear reasonably convincing. Sanger, Lestrade, Sanjer.

[Mrs. Hudson]

Thank you for a ride on your back, Santa Claus. No, no, you mustn't make Santa Claus too tired.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Oh, that's all right, Mrs. Hudson. Hop on. L. Hop on.

[Mrs. Hudson]

Can't they come inside and sing for a sandy?

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Yes, of course they can. Ask them to come in, Mrs. Hudson, will you?

[Mrs. Hudson]

All right, sir. Oh, come on, let me get on your back too.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Oh, now, now, take it easy. Oh, there we go.

[Mrs. Hudson]

I want to see your reindeer, Santa.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

See my reindeer? Oh, my dear brother.

[Mrs. Hudson]

Lap on the roof, I'll climb up and see him.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

No, no, no, you must do that. They're asleep. Oh, here are the carol singers. Oh, forget children. There we go. That's it. Now. Good evening, gentlemen.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

Good evening and Merry Christmas.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Would you like to sing some carols for the children? After that I'm sure you'd like a drop of something to warm you up. Well, thank you, sir.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

We should like that.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Haven't I met you before somewhere, my man?

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

No sir, I'm sure you haven't. Come on, man, let's sing. Good King went for it. Good King went. Well, here we are outside the house, Mr. Holmes.

[Harry Bartel (Narrator)]

Now watch.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

Listen. Uh huh. Lu the Lisper and his men are already there. Are we going in now? In a moment. Now men, you will have your truncheons handy. Yes, Mr. Holmes, we're ready. Splendid. Now remember, when we're inside and I yell Merry Christmas at the top of my voice, you bring out your truncheons and get Lou the Lisper and his gang out of there as quickly as possible. Don't arrest them until you get them outside again, mister, I don't want to frighten the children. Right. Your arm. Mr. Holmes, we're ready. Just give us the word and we'll go in and get them.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Oh, that was very nice singing. And now how about something to warm you all up?

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

That won't be necessary, Dr. Watson. See to the door, Sammy. Now all of you stay right where you are.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Who are you? What do you think you're up to?

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

Please don't be difficult, doctor. All I want is the jewels out of my sack that you stole from me tonight. If you try and stop me, I shall have to hurt you.

[Mrs. Hudson]

Why do you talk so funny? You got a cold like me?

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

Shut up. Now doctor, where are the jewels? Oh, curse it. There are some more carol fingers outside. Do I tell him to go away, Louis? No, better let them come in. If we don't, they might get suspicious.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

All right, Lou.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

Suppose you know what you're up to now. No trick, Doctor. If you try and give an alarm, I shall have to get rough with you.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Don't mind about that. But just remember that there are children present.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

Oh, yeah. Manny.

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[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Here before you. Hey, what she say we all join an old carol for the nippers, eh? All right.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

What do you want to think? Sing. Hey, all right, all right. Come on, man, let's sing.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Glory to the newborn king Merry Christmas.

[Mrs. Hudson]

Just watching what's happening. They're all hitting each other with junctions.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

They're all going away. They're dragging each other out.

[Mrs. Hudson]

Holmes.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Holmes, what in pun is going on?

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

I'll explain it to you later, old chap.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Lestrade. Yes, Mr. Holmes?

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

Take them to Scotland Yard and preferred charges. I'll be over in a little while and give evidence. Right you are, sir. Too bad we didn't catch Professor Moriarty, too. Well, at least we have some of his cohorts. I'll see you later, Lestrade.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

I wish I knew what was going on here. Is Moriarty mixed up in this business?

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

Yes, Watson. I'll tell you all about it. A small as I've straightened this thing out now. Widdicombe. Yes, Holmes? The 20 pound notes that you used as wrapping for your gifts seem to have been scattered all over the house. You want me to recover them, too?

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

No.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

From what you've told me of the children, I think their parents could use the money much more profitably than my relatives. In any case, I can replace it. A very generous Christmas gift. Well, children, did you enjoy the little game we staged for you?

[Mrs. Hudson]

It was enough. Yes. I nearly died laughing when they started hitting each other.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

I'm glad you enjoyed it, children. And now I. I want you to show me the presents you received.

[Mrs. Hudson]

I got these pretty earrings.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

Oh, they were a part of the game, too. A nice little girl like you doesn't want silly earrings. Elsie, here's a beautiful doll for you.

[Mrs. Hudson]

Cool. Her eyes open and chin and everything.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

And what did you get, my little man?

[Mrs. Hudson]

These.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

Oh, cuff. Good gracious. Who wants cufflinks when he can have a clockwork train? You want to exchange train?

[Mrs. Hudson]

Lord love a duck. Yeah, I wanted the dog.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

There's one for you, Lionel. A nice, nice woolly dog. Here you are, children.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

Here's a nice big box of chocolates, too. You can all share them.

[Mrs. Hudson]

Oh, lummy. What a night. I ain't had as much fun since Granny got her fingers stuck in a plugo.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

I still don't understand what's going On, Holmes. But I must say this has all the earmarks of being a happy Christmas.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

Yes, Mrs. Hudson.

[Mrs. Hudson]

Hi, Mr. Holmes.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

How's the. How's the turkey coming along?

[Mrs. Hudson]

Oh, it'll be ready in a few minutes, Mr. Holmes.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

Splendid. And while we're waiting, perhaps the children will oblige with something we haven't heard so far.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

This is. I know what you mean. A Christmas carol. That really sounds convincing. How about it, children?

[Mrs. Hudson]

All right, sir. Come on, Elfie. Come on, Lionel. Silent night. Holy night, Holy bride. Crown your virgin mother and child.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Holy infant of gender and one.

[Harry Bartel (Narrator)]

Well, Doctor, that was really a swell story. On a Christmas Eve like this. Do you ever wish you were back in Baker street celebrating Christmas there times?

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Yes, but actually, Mr. Bartel, I'm very happy right here in my little home. There on the table is a beautiful little Christmas tree. There's a fine fire in my fireplace. My two dogs, Monty and Winnie, are sleeping peacefully at my feet. And best of it all, I've got the love of every child in the neighborhood. Yes, I got a great deal this Christmas Eve. Lots to be thankful for. And what with the troubles of the world on their way to being settled, it looks as if this is the brightest Christmas that I've ever had.

[Harry Bartel (Narrator)]

Well, that's how I feel about it too, Doctor.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

I hope that all our friends listening in are just as happy this Christmas Eve as we are. And speaking not only for myself, but I know, for all of us and for the Petrie family too. We wish every one of you a happy Christmas from the bottom of our hearts. God rest ye merry, gentlemen.

[Harry Bartel (Narrator)]

Well, Dr. Watson, next Monday's New Year's Eve, what story do you plan to tell us?

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

One that I think you find extremely appropriate, Mr. Bartell. It takes place in a Scottish castle near Edinburgh on a New Year's Eve in 1900 and concerns a pair of lovers, an elderly baronet and a strange iron box that proved to be more than worth its weight in gold.

[Harry Bartel (Narrator)]

Tonight's Sherlock Holmes Adventure was written by Dennis Green and Anthony Boucher and was suggested by an incident in the Sir Arthur Conan Doyle story, the Adventure of the Blue Carbuncle. Music is by Dean Fossler. Mr. Rathbone appears through the courtesy of Metro Goldwyn Mayer and Mr. Bruce through the courtesy of Universal Pictures where they are now starring in the Sherlock Holmes series. The Petri Wine Company of San Francisco, California. Invite you to tune in again next week, same time, same station. Sherlock Holmes comes to you from our Hollywood studios. This is Harry Bartel saying good night for the Petrie family for a solid hour of exciting mystery dramas. Listen every Monday on most of these Same stations at 8 o' clock to Michael Shane, followed immediately by Sherlock Holmes. This is the Mutual Broadcasting System.

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[Adam Graham (Podcast Host)]

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[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

True.

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[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

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[Lady Terce / Lady Ginevra / Other Female Characters]

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[Lady Terce / Lady Ginevra / Other Female Characters]

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[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

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[Adam Graham (Podcast Host)]

Welcome back. Well, a delightful holiday romp with so many fun elements. People disguising themselves as Perlers and of course the kids. Get every Victorian child's dream Christmas of seeing a good old fight on Christmas Eve. I also suspect that Harry Bartel snuck into the cast. I actually didn't suspect it was him, but it does show one of the challenges of doubling. And, and while I've heard a lot of actors double, I haven't heard a whole lot of examples of Harry Bartel playing doubles. And what we saw after the episode with this, that slight little slip is what happens when you're doing a particular type of voice for a while and forget to slip back into your normal presentation. That was a bit amusing. But overall I always find this episode a lot and the Christmas message at the end really, really ties into something and a bit of a feeling that people had in that Christmas of 1945 for the first time in five years, it was Christmas and there wasn't a war going on. And there is just a beautiful sigh of relief and I hope that things really are getting better. Not just that were going to make progress in the war as they might have had in previous Christmases, but that some problems were going to be solved. And certainly there was Just a bit of a rest after all of the turmoil of the past few years. Well, now we're going to turn to our second special. This One comes from December 21, 1947. And this one, it will be John Stanley in the Adventure of the Christmas Bride.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

We're here.

[Carvana Announcer]

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[Lady Terce / Lady Ginevra / Other Female Characters]

Family traditions feel extra special.

[Carvana Announcer]

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[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

They make it easy. Who wants to bake some cookies? From gooey cookies to warm, flaky crescent rolls.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Pilgrims.

[Lady Terce / Lady Ginevra / Other Female Characters]

Pillsbury brings joy straight to the table.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

These crescent rolls are so good.

[Carvana Announcer]

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[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

Easy wins with Pillsbury. Visit Pillsbury.com for holiday recipe inspiration.

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[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Hello.

[Carvana Announcer]

What's this? We find the good doctor hanging up.

[Sherlock Holmes (John Stanley)]

His Christmas holly, not forgetting a sprig of mistletoe. Mr. Harris, hope springs eternal, as they say. But here, help me down from this chair. My old legs aren't as agile as they were in the days when I followed Holmes through the dungeons and up the tower stairs of old Pensdagen Castle.

[Carvana Announcer]

Here we are. Oh, face, that sounds suspiciously like the beginning of a Sherlock Holmes yarn. Dr. Watson.

[Sherlock Holmes (John Stanley)]

It is, Mr. Harris. It is. Holmes always called it the Adventure of the Christmas Bride. It concerns a ghostly lady in white who was supposed to have disappeared so centuries ago, the honor of a noble family, and a certain Father Christmas who suddenly sang bass. And now, while I fix us both of you tied Tolly, suppose you'll tell our friends and listeners about a gift every man in our audience would welcome from Father Christmas. Or as you Americans call him, Santa claus.

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[Sherlock Holmes (John Stanley)]

Her name was Ginevra and she was the heir and only child of Lord Robert Neville, 10th Earl and 54th Baron Pensdragon of Pensdragon Castle. Yes, I shall never forget my first glimpse of that ancient and somewhat forbidding edifice. The walls grey and bleak without their summer covering of ivy. The towers square and defiant with the red or rouge dragon pennant angrily defying the winter gales. Well, as I was saying, a rather urgent message from Lord Neville on elegant embossed stationery had arrived at 221B Baker Street. Would Mr. Holmes and Dr. Watson do him the honour of a visit to Pensdragon or over the Christmas holidays, the visit to include the wedding of his daughter Lady Genevra to the immensely wealthy but slightly middle aged Wentworth Trimmingham, which was due to occur on the second day of the new year.

[Carvana Announcer]

Now don't tell me the eminent Mr. Sherlock Holmes was called in to guard the wedding presents, Dr. Watson?

[Sherlock Holmes (John Stanley)]

Hardly, Mr. Harris. At any rate the day before Christmas found us alighting from our train at a small station in the Cumberland hills which as you know are situated in the north of England. There had been a slight fall of snow. An ancient carriage with red wheels and the navel arms on the door was drawn up to the station platform while the anxious face of the Lord of the manor himself in top hat and earmuffs peered through one of the steamy windows.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

Mr. Holmes and Dr. Watson. That's right.

[Sherlock Holmes (John Stanley)]

This way gentlemen. His Lordship's expecting you in carriage.

[Carvana Announcer]

Quite a fall of snow you've had here.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

Aye sir. More a coming.

[Sherlock Holmes (John Stanley)]

By rights we should have brought the sleigh only his Lordship loaned it to.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

The vicar for tomorrow night.

[Sherlock Holmes (John Stanley)]

Vicar always plays fire to Christmas at the hall on Christmas Eve than I knows. Mr. Holmes and Dr. Watson, sir.

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[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Thank you.

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Are you here Mr. Holmes? Your friend opposite. And now then Dennis, back to Penn's Dragon as fast as you can.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

Aye, my Lord.

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Mr. Holmes, you are doubtless curious as to why I'VE invited you and Dr. Watson to share our yuletide celebrations of Penn's Dragon.

[Carvana Announcer]

To be quite honest, Lord Neville, I didn't think it was entirely for the pleasure of our society. Although Watson is quite an asset when it comes to carol singing.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

Oh, tenor?

[Sherlock Holmes (John Stanley)]

No, certainly not. Baritone.

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Oh, that's good. The vicar who leads the Christmas singing is rather proud of his tenor voice and I may say he's not too fond of competition. Mr. Holmes, I have invited you to Pen's Dragon to make sure that nothing, nothing occurs to prevent the marriage of my daughter to Mr. Wentworth Trimmingham.

[Carvana Announcer]

Why is that marriage so imperative, Lord Neville?

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To be brutally frank, Mr. Holmes, the Neville estates are mortgaged up to the ears. If the marriage does not go through on the 2nd of next month, I shall be bankrupt, totally bankrupt.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

I see.

[Carvana Announcer]

Has anything occurred, Lord Neville, to make you fear that this marriage may not take place?

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Well, no, that is nothing definite.

[Sherlock Holmes (John Stanley)]

Perhaps the Lady Ginevra hasn't been able to hide her distaste for the match?

[Geico Commercial Auto Insurance Announcer]

Oh, no, no, no, nothing like that. Well, I wouldn't say it was a passionate attachment on either side, but they, they like the same things. She laughs at all his jokes.

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That's what I should have said. Well, everything was as smooth as silk until the Dowager Duchess of Terse gave the engagement dinner last month. It was at her suggestion that I sent you the invitation to Penn's Dragon. She's been decidedly edgy ever since Percy returned in the midst of the betrothal dinner two weeks ago.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

Percy?

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Yes, Percy is my cousin. Although he's only seven years older than Ginevra, he's our next of kin. As a matter of fact, he's an orphan and lived with us at Penn's Dragon until he went off to Canada to seek his fortune two years ago.

[Sherlock Holmes (John Stanley)]

If anything should happen to your daughter before she produced an heir, would Percy Neville inherit?

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Yes, Dr. Watson, both the title and the estates.

[Carvana Announcer]

Percy Neville's return was unexpected, I gather.

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It was unexpected and melodramatic to say the least. The betrothal dinner was being held in the great hall of Pen's Dragon Castle. My daughter had just risen to return the bridegroom's to toast. As she lifted her glass, a casement window was thrown violently open and Percy walked in out of the night.

[Lady Terce / Lady Ginevra / Other Female Characters]

And now I should like to make a toast to my future bridegroom. Percy? Good heavens, Percy, is it really you?

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[Lady Terce / Lady Ginevra / Other Female Characters]

Percy, why didn't you let us know you were coming?

[Sherlock Holmes (John Stanley)]

Let you know?

[Carvana Announcer]

Let you know when? You never bothered to answer my letters.

[Lady Terce / Lady Ginevra / Other Female Characters]

But Percy, we never received any letters.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

We.

[Lady Terce / Lady Ginevra / Other Female Characters]

We thought you'd forgotten us.

[Carvana Announcer]

I had forgotten. As if that would have mattered.

[Lady Terce / Lady Ginevra / Other Female Characters]

Percy, that's not true. You know how fond I. We are of you.

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How touching.

[Lady Terce / Lady Ginevra / Other Female Characters]

Percy, this is Wentworth. Wentworth Trimmingham, my future bridegroom.

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[Lady Terce / Lady Ginevra / Other Female Characters]

Stop it at once. I'm very fond of Wentworth.

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Are you, my dear Ginevra?

[Lady Terce / Lady Ginevra / Other Female Characters]

Percy, why do you look at me like that?

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To think you should so soon forget our family motto. Ne vile velis. The name Neville means that, you know. Ne vile velis.

[Sherlock Holmes (John Stanley)]

Ne vile velis.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Let it.

[Sherlock Holmes (John Stanley)]

I take it Eholmes Quite.

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It means stoop to nothing. Base. In case you've forgotten your obit, Watson.

[Sherlock Holmes (John Stanley)]

Oh, teach your grandmother to suck eggs.

[Carvana Announcer]

Tell me, Lord Neville, what happened after Percy quoted the family motto to your daughter?

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He stamped off to his old rooms in the Tower and hasn't been out of them since.

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How does the Lady Ginevra react to this unfriendly behavior?

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Oh, she says let him sulk. It's no concern of hers. Lady Terce, on the other hand, is thoroughly unnerved by Percy's return. Oh, she feels sure he'll do something outrageous the day of the wedding. Poor Wentworth is as edgy as a hen on a hot griddle. Of course, that may be due to his encounter with the White Lady.

[Sherlock Holmes (John Stanley)]

White Lady?

[Adam Graham (Podcast Host)]

Who's she?

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The ghost of the first Geneva. You know, the bride who played hide and seek on her wedding night and was never seen alive again. Years later, her skeleton was found in her great dower chest, still dressed in her wedding gown. She'd hidden in there and somehow the hasp must have fallen down and she was locked in and smothered to death.

[Sherlock Holmes (John Stanley)]

See, Mr. Me, I remember a rather famous poem on the subject.

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Oh, yes. So all the Ginevras in the Neville family have been named after her. She's supposed to walk through the halls of the castle whenever a misfortune is due to occur.

[Sherlock Holmes (John Stanley)]

Cheerful damsel, eh, Holmes?

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When and how did Wentworth Trimmingham meet the lady?

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Well, Mr. Holmes, it seems it's his habit to knock on my daughter's door on his way to bed to wish her good night. Last night the wind was rather high and he couldn't seem to make my daughter hear. Suddenly he heard a strange creaking noise down the corridor behind him. Looking round, he saw the lid of the dower chest rise slowly.

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Genevra.

[Harry Bartel (Narrator)]

Ginevra, my dear, it's I, Wentworth.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

I've come to bid you goodnight.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Ginevra? Are you there? Ginevra?

[Mrs. Hudson]

Who calls me?

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

What was that?

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Good Lord.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

The lid of the chest is rising.

[Sherlock Holmes (John Stanley)]

There's something.

[Carvana Announcer]

A woman in white.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

She's rising out of the chest. Who?

[Sherlock Holmes (John Stanley)]

Who are you?

[Lady Terce / Lady Ginevra / Other Female Characters]

The first generation.

[Mrs. Hudson]

Deborah.

[Lady Terce / Lady Ginevra / Other Female Characters]

You called to me, so I have.

[Mrs. Hudson]

Come to warn you.

[Lady Terce / Lady Ginevra / Other Female Characters]

Go away.

[Mrs. Hudson]

Go away before it is too late.

[Carvana Announcer]

Then what happened, Lord Neville?

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Nothing, Mr. Holmes. Apparently the white figure glided passed my daughter's fiance and disappeared up the tower stairs.

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What did the lady look like?

[Sherlock Holmes (John Stanley)]

Blonde?

[Carvana Announcer]

Brunette?

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Wentworth says her features were hidden by the bridal veil.

[Carvana Announcer]

Yes, interesting. I suppose anyone in the house would have access to that tower chest.

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On the contrary, Mr. Holmes, too many people are possessed of insatiable curiosity. I keep the silly things safely padlocked, I promise you.

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How many keys are there to that padlock?

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One, which I keep by me here on my key ring.

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A very wise precaution.

[Sherlock Holmes (John Stanley)]

I say, Holmes, your bed is even larger than the one in my room. The butler tells me Queen Victoria slept there when she paid a visit in 1846.

[Carvana Announcer]

It looks so superior, Watson. Queen Elizabeth, I'm told. Slept here quite a few years before that. Come in.

[Sherlock Holmes (John Stanley)]

Oh, Lady Terce. Beautiful and charming as ever.

[Lady Terce / Lady Ginevra / Other Female Characters]

Stuff and nonsense. Glad to see you, both of you. Something's going on here. Don't like it.

[Carvana Announcer]

What sort of something are you referring to, Lady Turse?

[Lady Terce / Lady Ginevra / Other Female Characters]

Don't know if I did. Shouldn't have sent for you. Ginevra looks as if butter wouldn't melt in her mouth. Bad sign. Percy looks like a thundercloud. That's worse.

[Carvana Announcer]

I thought Percy had locked himself in his rooms and refused to see anyone.

[Lady Terce / Lady Ginevra / Other Female Characters]

I'd like to see anyone refuse to see me. But I'm Gavin. You'll want to view the premises.

[Carvana Announcer]

Yes. First of all, I'd like to inspect that dour chest. It might be interesting to investigate how a lady in white can emerge from a carefully padlocked coffer.

[Lady Terce / Lady Ginevra / Other Female Characters]

Then you don't think it was a ghost? Neither do I. Well, what was she up to?

[Carvana Announcer]

We shall be able to answer those questions better, Lady Terce. After you've had a look inside that box, I wonder if you could persuade Lord Neville to lend us the key.

[Lady Terce / Lady Ginevra / Other Female Characters]

Here's the key, Mr. Holmes. Lord Neville insists I bring it back the moment you finished with it.

[Sherlock Holmes (John Stanley)]

Suspicious old boy, eh, Holmes?

[Lady Terce / Lady Ginevra / Other Female Characters]

Not suspicious. Dr. Watson. Fussy. Well, Mr. Holmes, why the delay? Open the sillet chest, let's see what's inside.

[Carvana Announcer]

So fast Lady Terce. Not so fast. First let's have a look at the lock.

[Sherlock Holmes (John Stanley)]

Heavy old bit of machinery.

[Carvana Announcer]

Yes, Almost impossible to pick it without showing signs. There are no signs.

[Sherlock Holmes (John Stanley)]

Then whoever opened it used that key.

[Carvana Announcer]

Not necessarily wants them.

[Sherlock Holmes (John Stanley)]

But there's only one key. Lord Neville told us so.

[Lady Terce / Lady Ginevra / Other Female Characters]

And if Robert says a thing, it's gospel.

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Yes. Interesting carving around the lock. The wood's very old naturally.

[Lady Terce / Lady Ginevra / Other Female Characters]

Open it up. Find dian of curiosity.

[Carvana Announcer]

Very well.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

Lock means oiling.

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Hasn't been unlocked for some time. I'll remove the padlock. Here Watson, hold it. Now Lady Terce, if you'll help me raise the lid.

[Lady Terce / Lady Ginevra / Other Female Characters]

Right.

[Sherlock Holmes (John Stanley)]

Good Lord, what's that?

[Lady Terce / Lady Ginevra / Other Female Characters]

Oh, it's Thor Ginevra. Spaniel goes everywhere with her regular shadow. Oh yes, here she comes.

[Mrs. Hudson]

Hello there.

[Lady Terce / Lady Ginevra / Other Female Characters]

I'm Ginevra. Why you must be Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson.

[Sherlock Holmes (John Stanley)]

Delighted.

[Lady Terce / Lady Ginevra / Other Female Characters]

Don't let me stop you, Mr. Holmes.

[Carvana Announcer]

You won't.

[Lady Terce / Lady Ginevra / Other Female Characters]

Father told me what you're up to. I'm dying to see what's in the chest too. Go ahead, open it up. Down Thor. Down boy.

[Sherlock Holmes (John Stanley)]

You see, It's a biggish box, isn't it?

[Carvana Announcer]

Yes, a woman could easily hide in there.

[Lady Terce / Lady Ginevra / Other Female Characters]

Something white and satin lying on the bottom. Wonderful. It must be her wedding dress. I've always heard it was still in there. Remarkable to find it in such good condition after all these years.

[Carvana Announcer]

The remarkable thing about it, Lady Ginevra, is this. Dust and dirt on the hem. Watson, give me an envelope. I shall want to take a sample.

[Lady Terce / Lady Ginevra / Other Female Characters]

But that's fascinating. I've heard simply fabulous things about you, Mr. Holmes. And now I believe them. Every one.

[Carvana Announcer]

Do you? Yes. I think we've seen everything that is to be seen here. Watson. You may close the lid and lock it.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Right.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

Uh huh.

[Carvana Announcer]

So this is Mr. Sherlock Holmes and his famous deduction. They told me you were coming. They? Who's they?

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

I understood you've let no one in.

[Carvana Announcer]

Here, not even the maid. You've overlooked Lady Terce. Try to keep her out of anything.

[Lady Terce / Lady Ginevra / Other Female Characters]

I didn't mention Mr. Holmes, Percy.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

Or did I?

[Carvana Announcer]

Don't look so suspicious, Lady Terse. I decided to be a good boy.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

I've even decided to come downstairs tonight.

[Carvana Announcer]

And join in the Christmas Eve festivities.

[Lady Terce / Lady Ginevra / Other Female Characters]

Percy, that gleam in your eye. I've known you too long. You're up to something.

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[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

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[Lady Terce / Lady Ginevra / Other Female Characters]

Avenue. Oh dear, the vicar's late. Down.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Thor. Now calm yourself.

[Carvana Announcer]

Geneva. He'll be.

[Lady Terce / Lady Ginevra / Other Female Characters]

Here. But Percy, the snow's so deep. What if he can't get.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Through? Now don't.

[Carvana Announcer]

Worry. The sleigh is light and he has Vixen, the best horse in the.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

County. Nothing can pass her, you.

[Lady Terce / Lady Ginevra / Other Female Characters]

Know. Oh dear, I hope.

[Mrs. Hudson]

So. But.

[Lady Terce / Lady Ginevra / Other Female Characters]

No. Thor.

[Mrs. Hudson]

Down. What ails the.

[Carvana Announcer]

Dog? He may prove to be a bit a problem, don't you.

[Lady Terce / Lady Ginevra / Other Female Characters]

Think? Goodness, I hope not. Oh, Mr. Holmes, I didn't see you behind that.

[Carvana Announcer]

Chair. An ancient wing chair often provides.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

A good listening post, my.

[Carvana Announcer]

Dear. Now look here, you meddling.

[Lady Terce / Lady Ginevra / Other Female Characters]

Busybody. Percy, please, you.

[Carvana Announcer]

Promised. Suppose you allow me to solve the problem of the dog. Lady Ginevra, would.

[Mrs. Hudson]

You? I mean, listen. Sleigh.

[Lady Terce / Lady Ginevra / Other Female Characters]

Bells. The vicar's driving.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

Up. He's.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Here. Father Christmas has arrived. Open the door.

[Geico Commercial Auto Insurance Announcer]

Paddleford. Now then, everyone, Good king Wences.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Must look down on the beast of.

[Carvana Announcer]

Steven when a slowly round.

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About. I've never been so cold, my right ears half.

[Lady Terce / Lady Ginevra / Other Female Characters]

Frozen. Come along, Father Christmas. Percy will take you into the dining room. You can have a hot toddy while you get out of your.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Rat. That's a good.

[Carvana Announcer]

Idea. Good idea. And better disguise your voice, sir, or all the children will guess who you.

[Geico Commercial Auto Insurance Announcer]

Are. That's a good idea.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Too. Gather round.

[Carvana Announcer]

All. Bring in the yule.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Log. Father Christmas will be with you in a moment to give out the presents to all the good boys and girls.

[Mrs. Hudson]

There. How is that.

[Lady Terce / Lady Ginevra / Other Female Characters]

Vicar? You're.

[Mrs. Hudson]

Wonderful. Now go.

[Lady Terce / Lady Ginevra / Other Female Characters]

Along. Take good care of him.

[Carvana Announcer]

Percy. Never felt fear, my.

[Lady Terce / Lady Ginevra / Other Female Characters]

Dear. Mr. Holmes, they're bringing in the Yule log. Come and help me set fire to it. Oh look, Dr. Watson has caught Lady Tessa under the mistletoe. I declare, I've never had such a Christmas. Come along, Ginevra. They're ready for you. To light the fire, dear. Where did I put the matches? Oh, thank you, Dr.

[Sherlock Holmes (John Stanley)]

Watson. Oh my, look at that. I say, I say, how she burns.

[Lady Terce / Lady Ginevra / Other Female Characters]

Eh? Oh, lovely. I do like to toast my feet in front of a yule.

[Carvana Announcer]

Laugh. I beg your pardon, Lady Ginevra, but haven't you raised your skirts a bit too.

[Lady Terce / Lady Ginevra / Other Female Characters]

High? Oh my goodness, I forgot. Ginevra, my dear, your fiance is making quite an ass of himself. Who runs into the library every other minute to see no one's lifted one of the wedding.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Presents. Well, all that.

[Sherlock Holmes (John Stanley)]

Silver. And your present, Lady Terce, the diamond.

[Lady Terce / Lady Ginevra / Other Female Characters]

Tiara. I'll admit that tiara is a temptation. You shouldn't have given it to me, Lady Tirse. It's.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Wonderful. Not at.

[Lady Terce / Lady Ginevra / Other Female Characters]

All. A confounded nuisance. Given me a headache for years. Glad to be rid of.

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It. Ah, here comes Father Christmas. Gather around the punch bowl everyone, and we'll have a drink or so before we give out the.

[Mrs. Hudson]

Present. That's the.

[Lady Terce / Lady Ginevra / Other Female Characters]

Ticket. I say there, Vicar, for the Christmas, I mean. Start us off on a carol. Can't drink your eggnog without a.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Song. Right you are, fair.

[Carvana Announcer]

Lady. God rest you very gentlemen. Let nothing you dismay. Remember Christ our Savior was born on Christmas.

[Sherlock Holmes (John Stanley)]

Day. Jolly, eh, Holmes? Nothing like a good old fashioned English Christmas. Straight out of Dickens, don't you.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Know. Gone astray. All tidings of comfort and joy Comfort and joy. O all tidings of comfort and.

[Carvana Announcer]

Joy. Hello there. Father Christmas. Not leaving us so soon? Well, that is a long ride home. Must get going. Don't tell the others. Wouldn't want to disturb the.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

Party.

[Carvana Announcer]

Quite. How about a hot toddy before you leave? Stirrup cup, you know. No, haven't time, haven't time. I thought you might say that. So I propose. Prepared this jug full of grog. Keep it well wrapped, it'll keep you warm. It's a long cold drive to Gretna green. But.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

What. Mr.

[Carvana Announcer]

Holmes? No time to waste. On your way, Father Christmas. Think of me when you drink the grog. We.

[Sherlock Holmes (John Stanley)]

Will.

[Carvana Announcer]

Wassail. Wassail. Merry Christmas. And a happy New.

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Year. Hello, what's this? Vicar off so.

[Carvana Announcer]

Soon? Yes, Lord Neville. He seemed in a hurry to get.

[Geico Commercial Auto Insurance Announcer]

Home. Can't blame him. It's a cold night. Let us get inside before we freeze.

[Carvana Announcer]

Today. This good.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Idea. Oh, I.

[Lady Terce / Lady Ginevra / Other Female Characters]

Say. They're ready to start the dancing. Wentworth's trying to find Genevra so they can lead the Lancers.

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Help. Who's that.

[Lady Terce / Lady Ginevra / Other Female Characters]

Calling? Good heavens, what's.

[Mrs. Hudson]

That? Get me.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Out. I'm.

[Geico Commercial Auto Insurance Announcer]

Locked. Someone's got himself locked in the dungeon. This way. The entrance is through the dining.

[Carvana Announcer]

Room. I was hoping for more of a head.

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Start. What's.

[Carvana Announcer]

That? Nothing. Nothing at.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

All.

[Geico Commercial Auto Insurance Announcer]

Ah. This is the door to the.

[Lady Terce / Lady Ginevra / Other Female Characters]

Dungeon. Let me.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Out. Let me out, I.

[Geico Commercial Auto Insurance Announcer]

Say. The other door is.

[Carvana Announcer]

Bolted. Just a.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Moment. Get me out of.

[Geico Commercial Auto Insurance Announcer]

Here. Good Lord, it's the vicar. Down there in his underwear and trussed up like a New Year's.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Goose. This is an outrage. Get me out of.

[Geico Commercial Auto Insurance Announcer]

Here. But if the vicar is here, who drove off in the.

[Carvana Announcer]

Sleigh? Presumably an impostor who stole the vicar's clothes. I thought it might be, you know, when I heard Father Crispus sing.

[Sherlock Holmes (John Stanley)]

Bass. Hey, Holmes. Holmes, where are you? Lady Ginevra, her fiance can't find her anywhere. She's disappeared, vanished into thin.

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Air. Great Scott. Someone get the vicar out of the dungeon. I've got to find my.

[Lady Terce / Lady Ginevra / Other Female Characters]

Daughter. Oh, Mr. Holmes, come quickly. Ginevra's disappeared. Her dog is crouched in front of the dower chest.

[Geico Commercial Auto Insurance Announcer]

Howling. Oh, hurry, gentlemen. The same scoundrel that locked the vicar in the dungeon has undoubtedly put Ginevra in the dower.

[Sherlock Holmes (John Stanley)]

Chest. I only hope we're not too late, eh.

[Lady Terce / Lady Ginevra / Other Female Characters]

Holmes? Wentworth's tried to break the chest open, but the dog won't let him near. There, you.

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See? Easy, easy, easy. Talk, big boy. Yes, yes, yes, I know. I know what you're trying to say. We'll get her out. Oh, confound.

[Carvana Announcer]

It. The.

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Key. Lady Tess. What did you do with the.

[Lady Terce / Lady Ginevra / Other Female Characters]

Key? But I gave it back to.

[Geico Commercial Auto Insurance Announcer]

You. No, you.

[Lady Terce / Lady Ginevra / Other Female Characters]

Didn'T. Oh, yes, you did.

[Carvana Announcer]

Too. Quite all right, you know, no key needed. The wood's so old and the staple so loose, it's quite possible to lift the lock right out like.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

This. That's.

[Carvana Announcer]

It. I'll Raise the.

[Geico Commercial Auto Insurance Announcer]

Lid. Great Scott. There's nothing in there but a roast of.

[Carvana Announcer]

Beef. Yes, Thor's made off with it, I'm afraid. That explains his interest in the.

[Geico Commercial Auto Insurance Announcer]

Chest. But if Ginevra isn't here, where is.

[Carvana Announcer]

She? With Father Christmas, I imagine. They're heading for the Scottish border in the sleigh. You'll never catch them, I'm.

[Lady Terce / Lady Ginevra / Other Female Characters]

Afraid. Of course, she's eloped with Percy. So she did talk him round. Good for her. So that's why she trailed off up the tower steps in that old bridal.

[Carvana Announcer]

Gown. I suspected as much when I discovered some of Percy's ashes on its.

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Hem. Ah, but this is dreadful. I should be ruined. We'll have to return all the wedding.

[Lady Terce / Lady Ginevra / Other Female Characters]

Presents. Fiddle de Dee. Personally, I'll make mine a much handsomer contribution. Ginevra shall have the tiara and my emeralds as well. They're worth the king's.

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Ransom. Lady Terce, you are an astounding.

[Lady Terce / Lady Ginevra / Other Female Characters]

Female. All women are. Oh, but we're keeping the dancers waiting. You shall lead the lancers with me. Robert, come.

[Sherlock Holmes (John Stanley)]

Along. Say, Holmes, you old fraud, I believe you knew what was going on all the.

[Carvana Announcer]

Time. I suspected, Watson. I suspected that when I saw the Lady Ginevra raise her ball gown and display a pair of traveling boots, I was sure. But come along, Watson. We shall have to go down to the kitchen and make peace with the.

[Sherlock Holmes (John Stanley)]

Cook. Why.

[Carvana Announcer]

That. We're making off with Sunday's roast of beef. Something had to be done to keep the dog interested or he'd have given the show away. Well, that certainly was a Christmas story with all the trimmings, Dr.

[Sherlock Holmes (John Stanley)]

Watson. Glad you liked it, Mr. Harris. And now while I fill up our glasses so we can drink a Christmas toast to our listeners and our.

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Sponsors. Nothing would give me greater pleasure, Dr.

[Sherlock Holmes (John Stanley)]

Watson. Here's your glass, Mr.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

Harris. Thank.

[Sherlock Holmes (John Stanley)]

You. And here's to our radio friends, young and.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

Old. Merry, merry.

[Sherlock Holmes (John Stanley)]

Christmas. And happiness, prosperity and peace in the new.

[Carvana Announcer]

Year. Indeed, Dr. Watson. And warm greetings to all the makers of clipper craft clothes. And now, Dr. Watson, how about just a small hint about next week's.

[Sherlock Holmes (John Stanley)]

Story? Next week, I think I shall tell you how Holmes and I spent New Year's Eve.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

On. Off the silly.

[Carvana Announcer]

Aisles. New Year's Eve off the silly aisles. That sounds amusing.

[Sherlock Holmes (John Stanley)]

Doctor. Hair raising is the word, Mr. Harris. We were aboard the luxury liner Gigantic, expecting that any minute she would burst into flames. There's nothing more terrifying we know than a fire at.

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Geico. Welcome back. Well, another really good story. I have to admit that I didn't in general enjoy John Stanley as much as I did Basil Rathbone. But listening to this episode again, I enjoyed it, I think a lot more this time than on previous listens. It really is a much lighter story and it's also a solid one for John Stanley's as Holmes, who in many ways could be a bit more acerbic. And this episode though, kind of showed a kinder side to his performance as Holmes and a Little bit more of a twinkle, which is fun, even though Watson and he did have a little moment of bickering, which is very typical of the way that Stanley and Shirley played Holmes and Watson. They would have these moments of just, you know, going at each other. It wouldn't be just a situation where Holmes was picking on Watson, but they would kind of have these subtle digs at each other. And we saw a little bit of that in this episode, but it doesn't get annoying or in any way detract from the episode. And overall, this was delightful. It was a little more subdued than the Night Before Christmas, but still, there were some hijinks, and Holmes knowing what was going on, but deciding to act in the best interest of the. Of the lady in question rather than what her father wanted. But still getting a happy ending for everyone, for the most part anyway. And of course, the dog got a really good cut of me. And if the dog ends up very, very happy, it's a really good Christmas. So, again, I enjoyed this one and I hope you enjoyed both of these episodes and the nice little contrast we got to hear here. All right, well, now it's time for me to thank our Patreon supporter of the day and I want to thank Adrian Patreon supporter Since January of 2017, currently supporting the podcast at the Detective Sergeant level of $7.14 or more per month. Thanks so much for your support and that will do it for today. If you're enjoying the podcast, please follow us using your favorite podcast software and be sure to rate and review the podcast wherever you download it from. Next Sunday, we will be returning to oncourse until January 11th, where we will feature a cross posting of the great adventurers of Old Time Radio and the premiere of Tarzan on that podcast. But join us back here tomorrow for Danger with Granger for their Christmas episode. Maybe I should go with Christmas with.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Granger.

[Adam Graham (Podcast Host)]

No. But.

[Mrs. Hudson]

Tomorrow. Are you Steve.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Granger?

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

Yeah. What can I do for you.

[Sherlock Holmes (John Stanley)]

Sonny? Some big important job.

[Mrs. Hudson]

Maybe? My name is Frankie.

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[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

Know is a cab.

[Sherlock Holmes (John Stanley)]

Driver. Been a friend of mine for.

[Mrs. Hudson]

Years. That's my pop. I was named after him. That's why I came to see you. He's in bad.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Trouble.

[Mrs. Hudson]

What? He's in.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

Jail. Frankie in.

[Dr. Watson (Nigel Bruce)]

Jail? I can't believe that. What'd he.

[Mrs. Hudson]

Do? He didn't do anything. But somebody said he did and now he's in jail. It doesn't look like he can get out for Christmas, so I thought maybe you could.

[Sherlock Holmes (John Stanley)]

Help. I'll do Anything I can.

[Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone)]

Frankie. But.

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[Mrs. Hudson]

The first degree is what the cops say. But he didn't I tell you. And you gotta get him out for Christmas. Pop's the only one I got in the.

[Adam Graham (Podcast Host)]

World. I hope you'll be with us then. In the meantime, send your comments to box Thirteenreatetectives.net follow us on Twitter radiodetectives and check us out on Instagram. Instagram. From Boise, Idaho, this is your host, Adam Graham, signing.

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