Podcast Summary: The Herd with Colin Cowherd Episode Title: 3 & Out - Jimmy Haslam on Shedeur Sanders, Deebo VS. Terry, Happy Gilmore 2 REVIEW
Release Date: July 30, 2025
Host/Author: iHeartPodcasts and The Volume

1. Introduction and Tragic News [02:55 - 04:00]

The episode begins with host John Middlecoff addressing a recent tragedy connected to the NFL offices in New York City. He shares his personal connection to the cause, mentioning his family's history with military service and the impact of such events on families.

• John Middlecoff: "[...] one of those situations that makes your heart hurt. [...] Folds of Honor, you can donate to people, military veterans and first responders who lost their life or have debilitating injuries to help their family, specifically their children." [02:55]

2. Jimmy Haslam and the Cleveland Browns’ Draft Strategy [04:01 - 20:04]

Middlecoff delves into the Cleveland Browns' recent draft decisions, focusing on owner Jimmy Haslam's role and his statements regarding the selection of Shedeur Sanders.

• Analysis of Haslam’s Statements: Middlecoff scrutinizes Haslam’s claim of minimal involvement in the drafting of Shedeur Sanders, arguing that the sequence of the Browns' moves suggests significant owner influence.

• Key Points:

  • Roster Building Concerns: The Browns signed Joe Flacco, traded for Kenny Pickett, and then drafted Shedeur Sanders in the third round, raising questions about the quarterback depth and future strategy.
  • Middlecoff’s Skepticism: He expresses doubt over Haslam's assertions, stating, "I just don't believe him because I can't imagine a GM given their situation, given... it doesn't work like that at quarterback."

• Notable Quote:

  • John Middlecoff: "The Browns are going to suck. They're not going to be any good. We all understand that now." [07:15]

3. Deebo Samuel vs. Terry McLaurin Trade Implications [20:05 - 30:00]

The discussion shifts to the Washington Commanders' recent trade involving star wide receiver Terry McLaurin and the acquisition of Deebo Samuel.

• Trade Analysis: Middlecoff examines the potential fallout of the trade, highlighting how it affects team dynamics and contract negotiations within the roster.

• Impact on Team Morale: He speculates on how the trade might signal to other players, particularly DK Metcalf, potentially influencing their contract demands and performance outlook.

• Notable Quote:

  • John Middlecoff: "This Debo thing, if he doesn't have moments and it's created this weird spot for Terry even he'll eventually play because he's not going to give up..." [15:45]

4. Review of "Happy Gilmore 2" [30:01 - 44:31]

Middlecoff transitions to a lighter segment, reviewing the long-awaited sequel to the classic golf comedy, "Happy Gilmore."

• Overall Impression: He provides a mixed review, appreciating the nostalgic elements and certain performances while critiquing the underdeveloped villain and reliance on cameos.

• Highlight Performances: Special mention is given to cameo appearances by PGA Tour stars like Will Zalatoris, who adds humor and charisma to the film.

• Critique Points:

  • Villain’s Portrayal: The new antagonist fails to capture the charm and menace of Shooter McGavin from the original.
  • Legacy and Nostalgia: Middlecoff reflects on how the original's organic charm couldn't be fully recaptured, yet acknowledges the film's success in entertaining its fanbase.

• Notable Quotes:

  • John Middlecoff: "The one beef a lot of people have had with this movie is the villain was just a terrible character." [35:20]
  • John Middlecoff: "Overall, I'd probably give it like a B, B+." [43:00]

5. Golf Segment: Updates and Insights [44:31 - 85:47]

In the latter half of the episode, Middlecoff delves into current golf events, providing updates on tournaments, player performances, and future prospects.

• Upcoming Tournaments:

  • Wyndham Championship: Previewing key players like Rory McIlroy and Ricky Fowler, with strategies and predictions for the event.

• Player Performances:

  • Joaquin Niemann: Middlecoff discusses Niemann's dominance in LIV Golf, comparing his performance to past stars and speculating on his future in major tournaments.
  • Matt Fitzpatrick and Max Homa: Analysis of their current form and potential impact on upcoming events.

• Notable Quotes:

  • John Middlecoff: "Golf season's long, right? Unlike the NFL, which is four or five months..." [50:10]
  • John Middlecoff: "I think Joaquin Niemann in a weird way, for a guy that's played really well when he plays these other guys, he's gone head to head with those guys and beat them." [65:30]

• Happy Gilmore 2 Continued Discussion:

  • Middlecoff: Reflects on the movie’s broader impact and its place in modern sports comedies, praising its ability to bring together diverse audience demographics.

6. Conclusion and Final Thoughts [85:48 - 89:55]

Middlecoff wraps up the episode by reiterating key points from his analyses and previews upcoming content, blending sports insights with entertainment commentary.

• Final Summary:

  • Emphasizes skepticism regarding the Browns’ future prospects under Haslam’s leadership.
  • Stresses the importance of strategic trades like Deebo Samuel’s acquisition for team balance.
  • Concludes with an appreciation for "Happy Gilmore 2" as a successful, albeit imperfect, addition to the sports comedy genre.

• Notable Quote:

  • John Middlecoff: "Glad I watched the movie. And I can't say that about most movies. So props to Adam, props to the Sandman, props to Netflix for just getting this thing done and giving us something to watch on a Sunday night before football starts." [42:00]

Key Takeaways:

• Cleveland Browns’ Strategy: Jimmy Haslam’s minimal involvement claim is questioned, with concerns over the team’s quarterback depth and future performance.

• Deebo Samuel Trade: Potential internal team dynamics could affect key players’ contract negotiations and overall team morale.

• Entertainment Insight: "Happy Gilmore 2" succeeds in entertaining its audience through nostalgia and star power despite predictable shortcomings.

• Golf Analysis: Current golf season dynamics showcase emerging talents and veteran performances, with strategic insights into tournament predictions and player evaluations.

Notable Quotes with Timestamps:

• John Middlecoff: "The Browns are going to suck. They're not going to be any good. We all understand that now." [07:15]

• John Middlecoff: "This Debo thing, if he doesn't have moments and it's created this weird spot for Terry even he'll eventually play because he's not going to give up..." [15:45]

• John Middlecoff: "The one beef a lot of people have had with this movie is the villain was just a terrible character." [35:20]

• John Middlecoff: "Overall, I'd probably give it like a B, B+." [43:00]

• John Middlecoff: "Golf season's long, right? Unlike the NFL, which is four or five months..." [50:10]

• John Middlecoff: "I think Joaquin Niemann in a weird way, for a guy that's played really well when he plays these other guys, he's gone head to head with those guys and beat them." [65:30]

• John Middlecoff: "Glad I watched the movie. And I can't say that about most movies. So props to Adam, props to the Sandman, props to Netflix for just getting this thing done and giving us something to watch on a Sunday night before football starts." [42:00]

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