John Middelkoff (2:29)
What is going on everybody? How are we? John Middelkoff 3Now podcast not ideal lighting, less than ideal microphone situation Here I forgot something extremely important. My traveling operation is held together by a thing called a zoom recorder that plugs in my microphone to my computer and I left it on my desk and there's just no way one They've Come out with different models since it wouldn't be here for a couple days. And it's just. It wasn't going to happen. So I had to ad lib and get this USB mic. So the audio quality is not great, but I had to record a couple mail back here for business purposes. So I apologize for forcing you to sit through this quality because I pride myself on good audio quality, especially someone who listens to podcasts. Like, if you have bad audio quality, I'm out. So I screwed up. There's no way around it. And we'll just have to battle through and I'll be back here end of next week, potentially, because I don't know if I can do podcasts, even from Lake Tahoe with this microphone. It's just too terrible. It's an embarrassment, and it's an embarrassment that I caused. So it's like I'm a football coach at my press conference saying, put this on my shoulders, put this on my back. But before we dive into any mailbag, onmiddlekopf is the Instagram. You guys know the drill. Fire in those DMs. I got to tell you about my friends, my partners in the official ticketing app of this podcast, Game Time. Best ticketing app in America. Doesn't get any easier. So if you want to go to a game, if you want to go to a show, if you want to go to a comedy show, a concert, you name it, they got you covered. You can search by venue, you can search by arena, you can search by the team. It does not get any easier. So take the guesswork out of buying tickets with GameTime. Download the GameTime app, create an account and use the code John for $20 off. Your first purchase terms apply. Again, create an account, redeem the code JOHN for $20 off. Download the Game Time app today. Last minute tickets, lowest prices guaranteed. Okay, let's dive into the mailbag. Could you imagine Darren Waller's career if he played with Drew Brees Mahomes or Joe Burrow instead of Carr and Daniel Jones? I think morally, players should stop taking these massive contracts from bad teams that overpay because they suck and go to a place that will elevate them to new heights. I think that's easier said than done. When someone offers you millions of dollars, let's just say your team is offering you and you've never made any money. 30, 40, $50 million guaranteed, and you're playing at a high level, and that total contract is 80, 90 million dollars. And you're looking at yourself well, I'm probably going to make 80, 90 million dollars. It's easy to go. Well, I'll play this out another two years because I got to play out usually my. The year in which they. Last year my contract and then they're usually gonna franchise tag me if I'm a good player. So it doesn't. It's easier said than done. I know where you're coming from, but I think that's easier in theory than it is done in reality. And that's why it's never done in reality. I'm surprised the 49ers brought back Kyle Juszczyk. When they cut him, I thought it was justified. He's a 34 year old, expensive and. But what was the thinking behind it? Is it more based on intangibles? Yeah, I think it's. It's hard to find that position. Right. They don't really exist in the NFL that there aren't fullbacks, there aren't guys coming out of college that play that position. He knows the offense, he's a versatile player. He also, at this point in time, given that they've done a bunch of pay cuts, is a cheap player and he took a discount because he was offered more I think to go to Pittsburgh. And he values the 49ers. He likes playing McCaffrey, he likes Kyle Shanahan, he likes Purdy. Like that's Kittles, this guy. So there's a comfort level and cohesion just together, you know, I don't know, I don't have his total off the top of my head, but I think it's just a couple million dollars now he's going to go down as the highest paid fullback in the history of the league. I know you're a big Sopranos fan. Which moments episode is the funniest to you? When I first got into the show, I anticipated it being super serious crime drama, which at times it is, but most part it's like a comedy. A classic moment for me is when John gets escorted away crying at his daughter's wedding and the conversation all the guys have afterwards. I do think the all time episode is when they're in the woods freezing their ass off chasing that Russian spy who got confirmed 25 kills and they can't find him, they can't kill him and it's just they have no self service. To me that's got to be one of the more iconic moments in the show. I would say the best scene in the show is the intervention with Chrissy when they're all sitting around in his apartment. And I've watched that scene on YouTube probably 50 times in my life. It's hard to beat. I mean some of the comments by Paulie, it's pretty funny. Regard to the mailbag question about ufc, I had some additional thoughts. Not only is there a barrier to entry with pay per view, but the main car doesn't come on until 11 or 12 at night on the east coast. Let's be honest, most people don't have the energy to stay up till 1 or 2am watching. Also, you're right, it's very niche. I'm in the military and the UFC is very popular with us. And because of the violence, I would say a majority of Americans just don't have the stomach for it. I'm with you. I do think there are. There was a moment in the last fight where the dude KO'd him. He hit the ground. I might have knocked himself out on the ground as well. And then the guy hammer cocked him to his face. I mean it was like, Jesus. It's, it's a very, very violent whatever. 12 minutes, I guess 3, 5 minute, 15 minutes, 10 minutes, however long the fight lasts. I do think though the human humans are drawn to fights going back to like when we're kids in junior high and high school. If there's a fight, everyone surrounds it. It's just a natural instincts of human beings. But you could argue with how civilized culture has got, especially in America, how soft certain regions have gotten. They're not around fighting ever. So like you said, it's going to turn certain people off. It's going to be too much for other people. There's just going to be people like me who I love violence. I mean I miss it in the NFL, I miss fighting in the NBA. I'm drawn to violence, I'm drawn to sports and I don't watch. So it's hard to get people's attention. It just is. Even people like me that should be in the demo. 40 year old guy who watches sports and likes violence and they can't get me to buy the pay per views. And I like Dana White. Julio Jones retired after the off season and a great career had me thinking there are only three wide receivers I'd have on my team over Julio. Rice Moss and Calvin Johnson. I have Julio as the fourth best wide receiver of all time. What do you think? Where would you put Julio? Probably a little rich for me. You know, I think many people would say Terrell Owens, Terrell Owens was a more dominant player than Julio Jones, I would say. I mean there are a lot of guys over the course of the last 25 years, you know, Marvin Harrison was pretty elite, pretty unstoppable. I would say that. Tyreek Hill, pretty elite, pretty unstoppable. I would say that. Try not to think that's a good question. I don't know. But to me he's probably top 10 talent of all time. But it just in terms of production, I mean, you know, when you look, he had some weird years where he didn't score touchdowns. I mean, Antonio Brown had a six year stretch where he was better than Julio Jones. I mean, Antonio Brown had one of the greatest six year stretches in the history of the league. But yeah, I'd say he's one of the great talents. He's one of the great stories of elite blue chip prospect, right? He was the number one overall recruit. He then becomes a top six or seven draft pick and then he goes on to become a Hall of Fame level career. I do think sometimes when these player podcasts, you know, I saw a clip the other day, he's. Does he do a podcast with Roddy White? I mean, both those guys are bitching and moaning about a lot of stuff. It's like, Julio, you were a great player, then you got old and they got rid of you. Like, welcome to the league. How many of your teammates did they get rid of? They got rid of Matt Ryan. They got rid of basically every single guy you played with beside you and Matt Ryan before you both were discarded. They're always so offended when like, yeah, we had a new coach come in and I called Arthur Blank and he's like, the coach is going to get to decide. He's like, bullshit, Arthur. No, Arthur Blank hired these guys. He's not a football guy. He's going to let them decide. And he's paid you a premium for your services. These players get so offended, like, well, you know why? Because they're treated so well. They're paid premium amounts of money, they get everything handed to them and then the moment they're not great anymore, it's like kind of you see it with LeBron James right now for the first time in LeBron James career. It's like, yeah, we don't, we're not really worried about what you think. Like, we're not going through you. You don't have any leverage anymore. We're on. We have a new beautiful girl on the team now and her name is Luka. And he's very offended by it. You could tell we're going to weigh our option. LeBron, shut up. Take your 50 million. Play for the Lakers. Welcome to the NBA. This happens to literally every player. And I think the great players really struggle with that transition of like, wait, you're not just kissing my ass, jerking me off and tickling my taint. No, we're not anymore. We're just, we're over you. And sometimes I see these player podcasts, it's like, geez, these guys lived in a different world than the rest of the NFL. Even the. Because most NFL players are kind of like on their toes about stuff. Like, at any moment, anything could go on. I have a question about Justin Herbert. Correct me if I'm wrong, but it seems like success during his rookie season may have raised the bar for incoming quarterbacks. Ever since his historic debut, it feels like teams expect their rookie quarterbacks to start right away in week one. When you look at a trend of rookie quarterbacks since Herbert, the expectations to start week one seem noticeably higher than they used to used to be when quarterbacks sat their first year to learn the new system. Yeah, listen, man, expectations. People have been drafting quarterbacks now for six to seven years, hoping to find the next Patrick Mahomes. When I draft a player really high at quarterback, especially in the top, I don't know, 10 picks, my expectations are high. Whether you're compared to Justin Herbert, whether you're compared to Patrick Mahomes, whether you're compared to Brett Favre, Peyton Manning, or Tom Brady, you're expecting you're trying to hit a star quarterback. And fear or not. Like, the expectations are never, like, yeah, it'd be cool if he's Dak Prescott. Even though if you drafted a guy and he turned in a Dak Prescott or Kirk Cousins, you know, pick five, would it be ideal? No. But like, would you keep your job for a long time and have just a successful team? Potentially, yes. And I think the expectations for high draft picks are always really high when it comes to quarterbacks, especially with people starting right away. And the other expectation, like you said, is like, people don't want people to sit. The Aaron Rodgers, the Jordan Love. That is not the norm. Even Patrick Mahomes sitting for a year is definitely not ever going to be the norm with rookie contracts. With how much these guys have played now in seven on seven and in college, people want to see these guys play. Should the NFL add overtime kickoff decision to the opening coin toss? For example, if you win the coin toss, you get to choose three options. Kick receive for the game. Kick receive for overtime. Three field direction. This way everyone knows ahead of time who gets the first ball first in overtime, so no team doesn't feel screwed after the coin toss. Also, teams could play more aggressively at the end of games if they knew they had to kick off in overtime. I don't hate this, but I don't think at the start of the game you're even thinking about overtime. Really the decision to defer or not is based on the start of the second half, which there's still 30 minutes of football left. So I think that would be an element coaches wouldn't want to mess with. I think they would rather just kind of stay focused on the present and at worst, the start of the second half. I don't hate the idea. I think you're actually kind of thinking outside the box here. But I think if you went to the owners meetings and threw that kind of idea out there, it would get kicked back pretty fast. The Texans and Browns seem to be fully guaranteeing way more money than everyone else. There are only two teams to guarantee their second round picks. And then Watson fully guaranteed with the Browns and Stingley got 89 of $90 million guaranteed with the Texans. Do you think they're doing this on purpose to screw with everyone else's negotiations? If one, if no one else's second round picks, that'd be a huge blow. All the Cardinal media keeps bring. I didn't see that they guaranteed their second round picks fully guaranteed contract. I didn't see that. I do wonder, you know, you could argue Derek stingley giving him $89 million of $90 million guaranteed. Because if I was a star corner, I'd be like, why am I getting way. Why is Justin Jefferson and nick Bosa getting $125 million guaranteed and I'm only getting 80 or 90. Why wouldn't I get the same amount guaranteed as those guys? I play premium position. I am covering the highest paid guy in the league, right? The reason you give these pass rushers so much money is because they go, well, I'm going up against Lane Johnson, Trent Williams, Tristan Wirst. These guys are making $30 million a year. If I'm beating them, why am I not getting $30 million a year? So if I'm Derek Stingley and I'm covering the guy making $30 million a year, why wouldn't I make $30 million a year, right? Why am I making 20? So I think it's a way to kind of actually give him a little less. But you're right, they have, and it gives a Shorter term contract. Right. Like what do they give him? Four years, $90 million. What did they give Janelle Hunter two years ago? I think two years, $50 million and guaranteed 49 of it. So you actually keep yourself more flexible instead of giving like these six or seven year deals. Maybe you'd have to ask Casario. That's a good question because I don't view the Texans and the Browns as the same. I mean, they gave Desean Watson $230 million to make sure that he joined the team. I don't know why they did it. Honestly. That's a great question. Why isn't the Giants GM fired? Especially after the hard knocks he would be on the hot seat. But now since Barkley won a championship with the Eagles, I'm surprised John didn't fire him already. Is it hard to find a proper gm? Even the NFL fan knows that it's a bad idea and I doubt he would get another GM job. By the way, love the pod. Appreciate it. I. I don't know. I mean, your guess as good as mine. I think it's pretty clear the Giants ownership has hesitated when it came to making a major, major change. They want no part of it. So I would guess that that's a major reason that they just don't want to. They don't want to. They don't want to fire anybody because he doesn't want to go in a situation where he has to interview new people. That sucks. That is the last thing these owners want to do. They're printing money. Life's good. They're all. They all in yachts. They all own seven houses all around the world. They've never had more money. And win or lose, they're still making the money. The last thing they want to do is spend all January interviewing a bunch of potential GMs. And then typically you got to listen to that guy to see what coach does he want to hire. That. That does suck. Now you could argue, well, yeah, it sucks, but would you rather win? Of course, I think you'd just rather win with the guys you have, especially if you like them. But I don't think he has like naked pictures of any of these guys.