Podcast Summary: The Herd with Colin Cowherd – 3 & Out – Reaction to Brock Purdy & 49ers DOMINATING Philip Rivers & Colts on MNF
Date: December 23, 2025
Host: John Middlekauff (Podcast: 3 and Out)
Podcast Feed: The Herd with Colin Cowherd (iHeartPodcasts and The Volume)
Episode Overview
This episode breaks down the San Francisco 49ers’ decisive 48–27 Monday Night Football victory over the Indianapolis Colts, highlighting Brock Purdy’s historic five-touchdown performance and the collapse of the Colts’ defense. John Middlekauff explores the state of both franchises, discusses standout individual performances, and dives into broader NFL topics such as DK Metcalf’s costly suspension, Belichick’s surprising coaching hire, and playoff narratives. The episode features Middlekauff’s signature observational, occasionally irreverent tone, and also tackles listener questions in a detailed mailbag segment.
Key Topics & Insights
1. Brock Purdy's Career Night & 49ers Offensive Showcase
Timestamps: [02:26] – [17:30]
- Historic Performance: Purdy became the first 49er since Steve Young (1995) to throw five touchdowns in a single game. Middlekauff marvels at Purdy’s control, poise, and ability to “make them look like a JV team.”
“He became the first 49er tonight to throw five touchdowns in a game since Steve Young did it back in 1995 against the San Diego Chargers... That was a marvelous performance.” [04:00]
- Supporting Cast: With star receivers out, Purdy excelled throwing to role players like DeMarcus Robinson, Kendrick Bourne, and Jauan Jennings.
- McCaffrey & Kittle: Christian McCaffrey dominated both on the ground and as a receiver (21 carries for 117 yards), while George Kittle was a force until exiting with a rolled ankle.
“Christian McCaffrey was dominant tonight catching the ball... His rapport with Brock is excellent. But what a performance.” [09:45]
- Play Calling & Coaching: Middlekauff praises Kyle Shanahan’s offensive design but calls out his persistently poor challenge decisions, notably missing the chance to challenge a spectacular Purdy-to-Tonjas touchdown.
2. 49ers’ Roster Resilience, Challenges, and Playoff Prospects
Timestamps: [10:30] – [20:20]
- Injury Management & Caution: Middlekauff underscores the hazards of the artificial turf, 49ers’ extensive injury history, and how the team wisely withheld Kittle after his minor roll.
“On turf, they've had devastating injuries and I think they're very, very reluctant in situations.” [15:15]
- Road Woes & Schedule Disadvantage: The MNF slot (with the team arriving home in the middle of the night) creates a huge rest disadvantage versus the next opponent, the Bears, who played Saturday at home.
- Offensive Identity: Focus on how the run game powers the play-action passing attack, with Purdy’s ad-lib abilities drawing high praise—and occasional caution.
- Kittle’s Place in Franchise History: Argues that Kittle, for his blocking and receiving prowess, is among the 49ers’ modern legends.
3. Philip Rivers’ Surprise Colts Comeback & Colts Franchise Missteps
Timestamps: [26:15] – [41:16]
- Rivers Shines in Defeat: Middlekauff lauds Rivers’ play (“A minus,” noting his late pick-six with the game already lost) especially given his age and years out of the league.
"I thought he was brilliant tonight. I mean when you factor in that he's 44, 45 years old, he hasn't played in five years." [27:00]
- Pass-Catcher Talent: Colts’ young weapons (Pierce, Downs, Pittman, Warren) feature prominently, but the collapse of the defense makes the loss insurmountable.
- What Went Wrong: Highlights a cascade of front-office errors, from over-committing to an unstable QB situation to overpaying in trades and being “a player away” from contention—only to see injuries and collapse follow.
“They felt like someone took dynamite and wrapped it around our entire franchise and blew it up and now we're just royally screwed.” [39:30]
4. NFL News & Off-Field Drama
Timestamps: [43:58] – [59:40]
- DK Metcalf’s Suspension: DK’s altercation with a fan leads to a two-game suspension, putting $40 million in contract guarantees at risk. Middlekauff ruminates on reliability, team-building, and whether DK will be a Steeler next season.
“That is one expensive missed punch... my first reaction goes, I can see DK not on the team next year.” [45:45]
- Belichick Hires Bobby Petrino: A scathing, comedic reaction to Bill Belichick’s hiring of Bobby Petrino as offensive coordinator at North Carolina, drawing a contrast to Belichick’s insular past and predicting chaos rather than championship football.
“That might be the funniest shit to ever happen... There wouldn't have been a soul on this planet who would have believed you.” [54:48]
“This thing feels as likely to work as like the jets and their quarterback situation year in, year out. You're like, that ain't gonna work.” [55:34]
Listener Mailbag – Rapid Fire NFL Topics
Timestamps: [62:22] – [107:08]
- Covers wide-ranging listener questions in-depth; notable topics include:
- Will Mike McDaniel be fired? Middlekauff doubts it, suggesting he’ll get another chance if replaced in Miami, possibly becoming the hottest OC candidate. [62:22]
- Bills’ Josh Allen Playoff Narratives: Dissects expectations—“If he gets the Bills the Super Bowl, it would be a crowning achievement for Josh and his run with the Bills.” [64:45]
- Malik Willis vs. Justin Fields: Strongly advocates for Malik Willis as a better starting option than Fields in today's NFL.
- Jaguars’ “Respect” Gap: Explains the limited national attention for small-market teams, emphasizing sustained success as the key to broader recognition.
- Playoff Upsets & Parity: Declares both conferences highly open—“Of the 14 teams going into the dance, 10+ could win it.”
- Boxing & Jake Paul: Expresses surprising respect for the business acumen and physical courage of influencer boxers, enjoying the spectacle despite widespread criticism.
Notable Quotes
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On Brock Purdy's night:
“He was in complete control of the football game... what peak Joe Montana looked like. I mean, that was, that was a marvelous performance.” [04:00]
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On the 49ers being battered by injuries:
“49er player can get hurt doing anything at any moment, anytime. But on turf, they've had devastating injuries and I think they're very, very reluctant in situations.” [15:10]
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On Philip Rivers' improbable comeback:
“I thought he was brilliant tonight. I mean when you factor in that he's 44, 45 years old, he hasn't played in five years... He's just a better player than starters in the NFL at 44, 45 years old.” [27:00]
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On DK Metcalf’s $40M suspension risk:
“That is one expensive missed punch... You want to invest in people that you can trust, that you can go to war with, that are reliable. That's what this business is.” [45:45 & 49:10]
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On the state of the Colts franchise:
“They felt like someone took dynamite and wrapped it around our entire franchise and blew it up and now we're just royally screwed.” [39:30]
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On Belichick & Petrino at UNC:
“There wouldn't have been a soul on this planet who would have believed you. But that's where we're at... On a serious note, if North Carolina football was a stock, I think everyone with a brain would short the living hell out of it.” [54:48 & 54:59]
Most Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)
- Purdy’s Record Night: The only five-TD game by a 49er QB since Steve Young and a transcendent performance with backup skill players. [04:00]
- Kyle Shanahan’s Challenge Follies: “Whoever that guy is, Kyle needs to fire him because that guy is doing a terrible job and it cost Purdy.” [08:45]
- Colts’ Franchise Eulogy: “It's like are we the best team in the league? And then it felt like someone took dynamite and wrapped it around our entire franchise and blew it up.” [39:30]
- DK Metcalf’s Potential Pay Disaster: “There was a clause in his contract that he misses any time for suspension, it voids guarantees and up to $40 million in guarantees. You went, holy shit, that is one expensive missed punch.” [45:45]
- Belichick Hires Petrino: “That might be the funniest shit to ever happen... Does he not have that many friends? Like, seriously, like, for a guy that has coached since 1975... it's so funny, but at the same time, it's extremely sad.” [54:48–55:40]
Final Thoughts and Tone
Middlekauff’s style is informed, opinionated, sometimes irreverent, and laced with humor and directness. He is unafraid to criticize coaching blunders, acknowledge the luck and fragility involved in NFL team-building, or call out “brutally bad” franchise decisions.
His assessments of individual careers (Purdy, Rivers, McCaffrey, Kittle), organizational arcs (49ers, Colts), and NFL news cycle (DK Metcalf, Belichick/Petrino) are sharp and memorable, making this episode a rich, wide-ranging listen for keen NFL followers.
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