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They've added some nice pieces. Not necessarily game changers although they improve the interior of their off offensive line and I just think they've had a quiet camp. I'm not worried about the Jordan Love left hand injury at all. I think this is a well run operation. I like teams that are quiet in July and August they have been. I have them at nine. Number eight, the Rams. This is. I would have them much higher. I'd have them two or three. But the Matt Stafford injury is concerning. No team played more rookies than the Rams last year, which you'd think is a bad thing. But they were also the least penalized team in the league. They have a smart, young, hyper aggressive defense that will be the key to their team. Not Matt Stafford, but you got to have Stafford on the field. They're not particularly strong at backup the division. Solid Rams at number eight. Number seven. The commanders, I may have them higher. I don't like the Terry McLaurin vibe. I think you have to give young quarterbacks dependable weapons. Their offensive line is still okay. Debo will help. But I think. I think the Giants could be a tough, mediocre team. Philadelphia is not going backwards. So I think there's some tough games on the schedule. Back to back playoff teams from last year to. No, that's Green Bay. I think Washington overall is going to be good. I do not think they'll end up in the NFC championship so they may take a step back and how they finish. But I still think they'll be a very viable, fun team to watch in a playoff team. Number six, Seattle. Back to back to back drafts that I like. They are going to rely on that run game. They upgraded their offensive line. Their defense will be in the second year under Mike McDonald. The early schedule is pretty easy for Sam Darnold who I do believe is a better version of Geno Smith. He's a better athlete, can be a bit reckless, but he's a west coast kid. I think he's comfortable. I think they upgraded offensive coordinator. So I just think this a team if, if Jackson, Smith and Jacob can become a number one wide receiver. I like their backs. I like their O line. I like, I like their secondary. There's not a lot about Seattle I don't like. And if, if Stafford, by the way, did not play much this year. I already have them winning the division. That could be two wins. Number five, Kansas City. Listen, the last two seasons they've been number 15 in scoring offense. All right, so they're getting old at tight end. Chris Jones is not getting younger. I really like the hierarchy of the franchise, but they're not going to go 11 and 0 and 1 score games. The division's tougher. God, if they could go, if they could go 8 and 4 in one score games, you'd feel great about it. But I think they're built for the postseason. Great coaching, great quarterback, old weapon, but I think they'll get dinged up in the regular season. I have Kansas City. They're still waiting on that Rasheed Rice news on the suspension. That doesn't help because I thought he developed into a volume number one wide receiver. Maybe a lower tier one, but a one. I have him at five. Number four Broncos. Listen, they didn't just add players, they added elite players. Dre Greenlawn, Evan Ingram hung at safety. Last year's defense was good and aggressive. Why would it go backwards? So again, Bo Nicks in a second year I the O line is rated number two according to PFF in preseason. So last year caught us by surprise. This year all their good young players are a year older in the system of Sean Payton. I have Denver at number four, number three, Baltimore. And they're going to win 75% of their games with Lamar Jackson. Number one total offense last season, top 10 scoring defense. They do everything well. I mean they really do. They can throw it, they can run it. Special teams defense, culture. I think it's probably the best run organization along with Kansas City in the National Football League, maybe Philadelphia. But what don't they do well? Well, they don't win a lot of playoff games. Okay, Josh Allen, Patrick Mahomes, now Sean Payton and Harbaugh. It's hard in the afc. I have Baltimore at three, number two. But I think the world's best football player is Josh Allen. I'll put Buffalo at two also Buffalo in their division should go two and O against Miami and two and O against the jets and should be a much better team overall than New England. I think they come in with a better seed. James Cook is wrapped up. I think he's a really, really good running back. I don't know if John and I have talked about this. James Cook quietly has become a really nice running back and a weapon. I think they've drafted well. I don't think their roster is overall as good as Baltimore. I don't think it's overall as good as Philadelphia. But I think their quarterback is able to do things to extend plays and elevate teammates that nobody else in the sport can do. I have Buffalo at two number one. Listen, not only was their defense number one last year, I looked it up this morning. It was the youngest defense in the league and the cheapest. So they do everything right. I I don't think they're as good at quarterback. I think when you can force Philadelphia to play from behind and you can force them to throw, they're not as dangerous as a Buffalo is forced to throw or a Kansas City is. But again, it's they do everything well. They GM well, they quarterback well, their line plays incredible. Saquon Barkley has just been jet fuel to an uber talented roster. So there is my herd hierarchy, a couple of teams. Where are the Chargers? I think the Rashawn Slater injury is a real problem. They are a Joe Alt twisted ankle from being in real trouble up front and I still don't trust their receiving corps outside of lad McConkey. So I have them at 11, Bengals at 12.