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Fat Joe
How you like me now? How you like me now? Yo, G Stick, where you at? Boston. Hey, yo, what up, y' all? This is your boy, Joe Crack.
Jadakiss
You know who it is. Your boy Jada Kiss.
Fat Joe
The Joe and Jadis show is officially taking over the globe.
Jadakiss
Presented to you by Boost Mobile. You know what I mean? Let's pay the bills first.
Fat Joe
Get the whole family planned. The whole family. Get them all. Boost Mobiles. They representing the Joe and Jadis Show. Let me tell you something. I'm calling. I'm throwing a flag immediately, and I'm calling. Unsportsman. Yeah, unsportsmanlike conduct by all these other podcasts because I didn't get no flowers. I didn't get no champagne. I didn't even get a DM from one of these other podcasts talking about congratulations. No, no, no. It's unsportsmanlike conduct. Like, have you gotten any, like, yo, kiss yo, good luck.
Jadakiss
He ain't really welcome much with open arms.
Fat Joe
What happened here? Like, yo, what's going. Nobody said, yo. You know, when I open any other kind of business, you got your coffee, I got the rewind, right? They call, they hit you up and say, yo, congratulations. They send you a little money, plant something. Ain't nobody hitting us up like, yo, we happy for you. Nobody caught. Did you get a congratulations from other podcasts?
Jadakiss
No, I didn't look at it that way.
Fat Joe
I'm throwing the tower on sportsmanlike conductor because, you know, the train is coming, baby. The train is coming now.
Jadakiss
The train is coming.
Fat Joe
We went number two in the country on Apple. Off1LP Off1EP 1 Episode Jada Off1EP There's a reason why we're the Goats of talk, and it's not a coincidence, yo.
Jadakiss
It's all, nah, nah, nah.
Fat Joe
There's a reason why we the Goats of talk. And it's. It's not a coincidence that the goat of basketball, mj, is now an NBC commentator. You saw the mj.
Jadakiss
You think MJ was watching us? I gotta get in.
Fat Joe
Let me tell you guys, don't make me press the red and black button. Yeah, because y' all want to talk about the goat. Don't make me throw him up on the square right there and talk to the goat on this show. Y' all want to see viral. Y' all don't want us to get the goat. I still got his beeper number, yo. No, I'm telling you, you got a beeper. I've got the beeper number. I get the goat on that screen up there, it still works. I'm telling. Yo, bro, I'm telling you, don't play with us. That's all I'm saying.
Jadakiss
Let's get right in. Let's get into game four. Let's get into game four, baby. We three 1. What are we going to do, baby?
Fat Joe
No, I want you to. I want you. You leave game four.
Jadakiss
You know the city. I was a little mad because we get too happy too early. But game four, we did it again, man. Big body. Brunching came through in the club. All our. We had.
Fat Joe
Bridges might be my favorite player.
Jadakiss
Oh, listen, we had four. Everybody except for Hart had 20 or better. You know what I mean? I think Brunson had 30 something. But the other. The other three had 20 or better. So that. We never had that. When they sat beginning of the third or beginning of the fourth when they give Brunson a break, Bridges went crazy. He came, he got. He got an extra pair of socks he puts on for the fourth quarter or something. He went crazy. Everybody played good. Payne went a little bit crazy. He got in the game and started chucking. He started launching. What was up with that?
Fat Joe
Yeah, but he got a lot of heart and heart trying to win.
Jadakiss
Man, I need you to have heart, man, I need you to have smarts.
Fat Joe
Somebody we ain't talk about is Mitch Robinson.
Jadakiss
Mitch is playing solid.
Fat Joe
Causes a problem.
Jadakiss
Solid.
Fat Joe
Due to hack of Mitch yesterday, he forgot to do the hack of Mitch.
Jadakiss
Tibbs was on point and right before the clock where you could do it. He subbed them out smart. Know what I mean? We. We did some adjustments. We made some major adjustments yesterday.
Fat Joe
Listen, major. All love respect to Jayson Tatum.
Jadakiss
Big shout out. Prayers and condolences. He really hurt.
Fat Joe
Prayers and condolences.
Jadakiss
I think Achilles. Whenever they say lower leg injury, that's bullshit. I think he tore his Achilles.
Fat Joe
Let me explain something to you. I stood home yesterday for a reason. I wanted to scream at my tv. And man, I'm controlling the volume.
Jadakiss
That's crazy. I didn't want to go to the game yesterday.
Fat Joe
I just wanted to watch it at the tv. I want to be at home and just let my fat flow. You know what I'm saying? Take my shirt off. No, I gotta let my fat flow, right?
Jadakiss
And just so you can enjoy the game.
Fat Joe
Just you can enjoy it. You know what I'm saying? And order some Mr. Chow. Have a great time. But listen, what I'm saying is Jayson Tatum, I had just said Tabaya was there. I said, yo, this the first player remind me of Kobe. He was Doing Kobe type workouts.
Jadakiss
He was going crazy. He got a little mama in him, though.
Fat Joe
But you know, he was going crazy. Yesterday was like Kobe. It looked like a Kobe.
Jadakiss
Like he was still winning, though.
Fat Joe
Did you see my point? This is.
Jadakiss
He was punching. He was. He was killing us. And we were still able to maintain that.
Fat Joe
He looked like Kobe. And seconds later he caught the Achilles injury just like Kobe caught it.
Jadakiss
Now he coming with.
Fat Joe
No, no. What you want me to tell you? I'm telling you the truth.
Jadakiss
That cold spiracy theory.
Fat Joe
Not that col. Yes, yes. Why? The minute I thought about it, I said, yo, he's putting that thing up like Kobe and it's going in from all. And then all of a sudden he caught the Achilles injury. I was like, yo, this is too much for me. You know, we wish him the best. I got a whole problem with the whole series. First of all, Porzingis is a house of cards. If Porzingis wasn't hurt, he be scoring 30 points a game. He just a big. He's hurt.
Jadakiss
He's sick.
Fat Joe
You gotta hit him.
Jadakiss
He has an illness.
Fat Joe
Get him out of there. Terror squad, Basketball, Fat Joe coaching. I bring Raul, we hack him four times, he's not in the series no more. Poor Zinkus. I'm telling you the truth now. Call it Mother Nature going above the river.
Jadakiss
I'm telling you, going above the river.
Fat Joe
That's what we do. Call it Mother Nature or call it Father Time. But there's no way on earth Al Horford could be checking Karl Anthony Town. He's 40 years old. It don't add up. Could you go to a park anywhere where a 40 year old could mess with the. With the best offenses, big man, 40.
Jadakiss
Year olds in shape.
Fat Joe
No, no, they can't do it though. You can't. If you keep pounding that paint, he's out of here too.
Jadakiss
So what are you saying? We ain't dumping the ball.
Fat Joe
Pritchard is about this sort.
Jadakiss
We ain't giving the ball to Carl Anthony Townsend.
Fat Joe
He's not giving him the ball enough. And he gotta. He can't be waiting in the three point line to get the ball. He got to go down there. He could get him. Both these guys are out of there. Pritchett, all you gotta do is turn around and shoot over him. There's nothing else to do. The guy's this tall. I don't care about what you. Mathematically, you just shoot over him. And this would have been an easy series.
Jadakiss
He fouling them on a low crack and then he's hitting them, then he's giving them cheap shots.
Fat Joe
Listen, man, let me explain something to you.
Jadakiss
The Knicks made is unstoppable. But if we don't get him enough touches early in the game, he gets out. If he gets. You know what I mean, he loses fluidity as. As. As Wall Clyde Frazier said he's not switching edition when they don't pass on the board.
Fat Joe
I'm saying let's. Let's skip this whole series. This series over.
Jadakiss
This series is Russian.
Fat Joe
I bet my life on this.
Jadakiss
We're doing that. We doing what? New York City.
Fat Joe
Listen, New York City is lunatics.
Jadakiss
We counting two. Nah, don't count. Two is over. This. This. The paper Got to say four to one or two or.
Fat Joe
I'm saying real soon. Kiss.
Jadakiss
I hope so.
Fat Joe
Did we know that we can handle them? No, but I'm even going to bypass Indiana and I'm still.
Jadakiss
You better not. Listen, Indiana is who I'm the most scared of right now.
Fat Joe
No way. We almost beat him last year with all our players hurt.
Jadakiss
The key word is almost crack.
Fat Joe
No, no, no, no.
Jadakiss
The New Year allows no joke. And them boys is running and gunning on.
Fat Joe
Listen, the gods have spoken. It's Minnesota ain't no more. And the Knicks. The guards have spoken. There is no way. This is Goldilocks. This is Cinderella. There's nothing this Peter Pan. There's nothing you could do about this. The guards, the basketball guards have said Knicks, Minnesota. I don't care how you're going to get there. Who you going to fight? Dive in the crowd, whatever. The championship is Minnesota and the Knicks. Remember I told you. And then Anthony Edwards, Julius Randle. You don't think Minnesota wants to see Carla Anthony Town back there. Julius Randle at the Garden. Do you know what this is? This shit. Muhammad Ali, Joe Frazier, game three.
Jadakiss
You saw your man Charlamagne, right? You didn't ask him to come on the show.
Fat Joe
I actually didn't, but I know he will because he showed. No, no, he just showed now. He showed too much love.
Jadakiss
Legend.
Fat Joe
This, this, this, that. Yo, this, this, this. And so I didn't want to freak him out, but I know he looks up to Jadakiss. Fat Joe, he's early prediction. Charlemagne will be on his couch talking to. And he's a serious Nick and hip hop fan. He got too much love. He will be on this couch right here.
Jadakiss
Say no more.
Fat Joe
Okay. And this guy McDaniels, who's playing with the Ant man, they remind me like MJ and Pippen.
Jadakiss
You going that far?
Fat Joe
I can't say it like that.
Jadakiss
Oh, that's.
Fat Joe
No, I don't mean that.
Jadakiss
That's a loud.
Fat Joe
That's you reaching with a long fork. Resembles a far. A distant.
Jadakiss
Okay, you got to put the.
Fat Joe
You got to put mj. He's the new Pippen. That's impossible. That's like saying anybody's Michael Jackson. They not really Michael Jackson. Chris Brown might resemble Michael Jackson.
Jadakiss
The closest.
Fat Joe
He the closest one, right?
Jadakiss
Closest. And you saying that about them too. You sure about that?
Fat Joe
I'm just saying he's locked down defender that McDaniels, man. He actually scares me.
Jadakiss
You thinking too far ahead, man. We have to beat Boston, then we gotta beat Indian.
Fat Joe
Let me ask you 1. Is the NBA draft rigged?
Jadakiss
I don't like to think so. I don't think so, man. Maybe, you know, behind the scenes you might be able to shuffle a little. A little bit of shuffling duffeling. But I don't really think. I think now that they came up with AI and people are great with computers. You can just doctor it up some shit.
Fat Joe
Nico Harrison is that lucky.
Jadakiss
It was a thing. It was a lot. You didn't see the. They shuffling the balls. How could they. How could you rig it where you get the number one pick? Tell. Give me it. Let me hear your theory behind White.
Fat Joe
The coincidence. Let me tell you something. He messed up and made the worst trade in the history of mankind since sending Luca to. To la. 25 year old unstoppable force in the league. He was looking real bad out there, you understand? And something was done for them to get that number one pick. And guess what? I'm going past that. I'm saying he's going to take my man from Duke. What?
Jadakiss
Cooper Flag. Cooper Flag.
Fat Joe
I say he going to dish him the Milwaukee and get Greek to freak in Dallas with AD and Kyrie. That's what conspiracy. That's what crazy.
Jadakiss
Really? A conspiracy? Because I mean that's what they saying.
Fat Joe
Are they saying that.
Jadakiss
Yeah, yeah, they Greek freak wants to go to one of the big markets somewhere else. And that was a. That they going to. Even if they don't keep Cooper flag. I think they send the number one pick to Milwaukee and try to get Giannis in Dallas.
Fat Joe
And what do you think about that Dallas team with Kyrie, AD and Greek?
Jadakiss
The Free Kai still. Kai ain't gonna be ready yet. Kai's still recovering from Kai going. Kai probably come back half the season. Yeah. So. But yeah, that's still crazy Greek freak. AD and Kyrie is crazy of all crazy.
Fat Joe
It's nuts. And it's really. I pull the trigger. I'm Nico Harrison. I pull the trigger. I send the young boy to Milwaukee and bring the Greek the freak over. Like, I do it like in the heartbeat. I'd be like, yo, I got.
Jadakiss
Well, you gotta agree to that though. It's not just that easy.
Fat Joe
He's outta here. He's gone. He got his walking papers. You know, they said New York. They said he bought a house in New York. Everybody in New York's happy. But the Hamptons ain't New York. The Hamptons is summer home.
Jadakiss
He bought a house in the Hamptons. Yeah.
Fat Joe
He bought a house in the Hamptons.
Jadakiss
Yeah. Because that don't mean we come here. That's. You know what Hamptons is? Summer home.
Fat Joe
That's a summer home. That's not New York. They everybody walking around New York gas like Greek the freak coming here.
Jadakiss
Chelsea or something that have been different.
Fat Joe
No, no, he out in the Hamptons. I just don't know who's that lucky to make the worst trade in the world and somehow get the number one pick. It feels funny to me. Common sense. Common sense. It's almost like you shooting dice and they got trick dice. You like, yo, how does. How he keeps shooting 4, 5, 6, this guy?
Jadakiss
I don't know how you equivalent that being like rigged. Cooper Flag is for one. He was did work or they knew he was a gym since high school. They up classed him and dudes usually reclass. He was actually supposed to be in the 12th grade last year when he was on Duke Boston ass. So they up, they upped them. That's how much they know what kind of jimmy is.
Fat Joe
And this is straight like going from high school to the pros right now for him.
Jadakiss
Yeah, he just did. He had a little cup of coffee at Duke. Now he about to be in the league, man.
Fat Joe
He's nice. Shout out to Cooper Flag.
Jadakiss
Shout out to. Shout out to the draft, man. Cause I don't know, I kind of wish the spurs got the number one pick. They got number two.
Fat Joe
I'm rooting for them too.
Jadakiss
But number two still pops Wimby.
Fat Joe
They got a great young team.
Jadakiss
Number two still a good pick for the Spurs. They gonna do something, man.
Fat Joe
They a great pick for the Spurs. But I want. I kind of like. We wasn't in on the draft, so I was going for the spurs too. I don't know why, why we wanted the Spurs.
Jadakiss
See Wimy get Wimby and De' Aaron Fox get one more. One More piece over there and. And see the young boys do their thing. Ever sign up for a phone plan thinking, wow, great price. And then a few months later, it's like, surprise, your bill is high.
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Jadakiss
What?
Fat Joe
Tory Lanez got stabbed 14 times in the yard.
Jadakiss
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Me you sling. Today is off, yo. What do you want is out of this world? No, no, I heard it. Yeah.
Fat Joe
I'll be honest with you. I like number one. And, and I'm bringing out the vocabulary.
Jadakiss
On this number one note, though, vocab, they hit. Tory Lanez got stabbed up 14 times. They had to bring him to an.
Fat Joe
Outside house, murder him, hitting the back of his head, everything. You know, when I went to jail, although it was a little time, I chose not to go to protective custody because you feel like y' all want to be with the people. I don't want to be secluded. Do you think as an artist, using.
Jadakiss
The Feds though, right? Yeah.
Fat Joe
Oh, no, it's dangerous there too.
Jadakiss
No, it's dangerous everywhere.
Fat Joe
But they have rapists in there. Murderers, cartel leaders, all type of shit. Warden came to see me, first minute I walked into jail was like, yo, we have rapists, murderous cartel leaders, shower posse, every. We think you should be protective custody. I told him, I gotta be with the people, you know what I'm saying? So Tory Lanez just last week put up a picture. He looked cock diesel. He's with the brothers in the yard. And this week he got stabbed up. And I would last week I was thinking like, yo, he's comfortable. Like, this is real. This is American me. This, this prison, like LA prison in the yard and American, yes. Do you believe that artists of that nature should be walking around the yard and general population?
Jadakiss
I never been to jail, so I can't say where he should be, but I think he should be where he's comfortable at. Where he feels comfortable. He got 10 years. He. You gotta get acquainted with somebody.
Fat Joe
Yeah.
Jadakiss
You know what I mean? He gonna be able to just play solitaire for a 10 piece. He had to make some. He hadn't. He had to meet somebody.
Fat Joe
I mean, you know, we, we praying for the brother, you know what I'm saying? It's, it's, it's, it's sad, you know, it's a lot to think about, you know what I mean? Because, you know, to try to take his life, that wasn't just a. His little.
Jadakiss
His slash hit up 14 times.
Fat Joe
Yeah, that's both lungs collab critical condition. This real like, you know what I'm saying? So I don't know what the politics is or whatever.
Jadakiss
Victory, man. His family and everybody involved.
Fat Joe
Oh, what about my young boy from Philly?
Jadakiss
What's his name?
Fat Joe
Lp, lpg, Quad.
Jadakiss
Yeah, man. Rest in peace to him, man.
Fat Joe
Positivity, rap, crazy, uplifting the youth.
Jadakiss
Anytime you ever hear him is all his bars is about uplifting the youth. And he had all positive their mamas over. He did all of them kind of pocked joints and said all good stuff. I, I didn't. I can't imagine him getting robbed, you know, 2005, losing his life over some jury though. Give your jury up, man. It ain't worth it.
Fat Joe
It ain't worth it. And I'm, I'm thinking the brother was so positive, if he announced today he got robbed for a chain, 15 rappers and just bomb a chain. Cuz he was just speaking the positivity to the youth.
Jadakiss
I think he could have went on live and said, they got me. And by that evening he'd had a couple more chains.
Fat Joe
He had changed, no problem because everybody.
Jadakiss
Probably better ones than they took from him.
Fat Joe
Everybody loved him, man. He was spreading positivity, man. So shout out to the youth out there, man. And we gotta, you know, we gotta hold ourselves accountable for, you know, guys like that that, you know, all they brought was positivity to the world and take them off the world, you know. John Whitehead. I know there's so many things that held us down. He just killed me coming around. They killed him in Philly too. It's the most positive kill murder bullet I know. We got a long way to go asking where they don't know. There be so many things that held us down. Right. We put ourselves together. I don't understand.
Jadakiss
It's crazy in Philly. I don't know why you sugarcoating, Charlie Mac. They crazy over there.
Fat Joe
Yeah, they wilding in Philly man. But we got to protect the guys who's. Who's trying to bring the positivity out there, man. So y' all got to really regroup. Philly got the, like, really. The Streets got to regroup almost like the warriors, the movie, and really say, yo, we going to protect our youth and all that, because, you know, it's really crazy out here.
Jadakiss
Shout out to Philly. I get a lot of love in Philly. I'm able to go everywhere. And let's keep it like that. Keep it like that.
Fat Joe
You know, back in Hip Hop News, I'm just telling it Crazy Joe. No, no. Crazy. Yeah, this is Crazy Joe. But the Birdman said he was with Toni Braxton for 18 years. She convinced him to get married. He did no paperwork. She got a divorce in two weeks and caught him for mega millions. He said the fix was in this Birdman saying it.
Jadakiss
He's saying he was with a.
Fat Joe
No prenup. 18 years.
Jadakiss
Talk about the guy that don't pay the producers to the last minute. Let me stop. I love Birdman.
Fat Joe
It's almost. Somebody told me when I. When we discussed this story in my house, people.
Jadakiss
Standing on this or this.
Fat Joe
No, I'm not standing on this. I'm not at the divorce, bro. I'm telling you what the streets are saying. And the Birdman said. The Birdman said he was with her for 18 years, married her. He had no paperwork. She got him. I don't even want to tell you the number. The number's the price of this building. You ain't no regular number. She caught him. Two weeks divorce. He had to give her that check. Price of this building. Like a serious, you know, price of this building. No, they're serious. The price of a high rise in New York City.
Jadakiss
Wow.
Fat Joe
He gave him money like that for two weeks marriage.
Jadakiss
I don't know what. I didn't really have a comment on that because I don't, you know, outside of my pay grade. Right. I don't really.
Fat Joe
I'll tell you a crazy story, right? This is Crazy Joe. But this is real reality. I don't want to say no names, but people could pick up on this.
Jadakiss
He.
Fat Joe
So I have a neighbor, very successful. Like my next door neighbor, very successful. So he wakes me up, says, joe, yo, come over to my house. We having a celebration. So I go to his house, and it's a bunch of people in his house. It almost looked like the movie Us. Just they was very upscale and they were of color, but they were like Phoebe Wallingford. Of the black community, the Spanish community, they was out of control. I'd never seen people like this, right? And so I'm up in there and everybody looked like they got a master's degree or something. Everybody's smart, whatever, this, that. And so I go up in there and the man's wife, he had just sold his company for like 400 million. Everybody knew it was everywhere. And his wife goes to king, king, king, king, king with the cup. And she gives the most beautiful speech. I love this man. This man's the greatest ever. My husband, I'm so proud. And just like my north. My next door neighbor, we're all the way up. And I was like, wow, this is great. 7 in the morning on Instagram, the wife files for divorce.
Jadakiss
The next day.
Fat Joe
After the speech, premeditated murder. Now, you know they're gonna say I lie, right? They always say I lie. No, I'm keeping it real. They're gonna say, I'm capping.
Jadakiss
This is going number. Now we go number one.
Fat Joe
I'm just telling we going on. They saying they gonna say this, but it's the truth. This really happened in my life. Like I really was a part of this. And I couldn't understand seven in the morning, I was like, after the speech. But that 400, you know, I guess that's a version of Sleeping with the Enemy, definitely. You know what I'm saying? That's like that. That's hard, though. That's hard to deal with.
Jadakiss
Since we on that kind of a subject, what do you think about Bill Belichick's girlfriend being banned from the facility? I think that I could stand on that. I think I seen that from a reliable source.
Fat Joe
Oh, oh, so you saying I'm lying?
Jadakiss
No, no, I'm just saying when we. When we talking, you know, if you ask me. Yo, kiss. You sure about that? I'm almost positive. Kiss is everywhere. For real? They said, they said he had to get his wife out of there. I mean, his new girl, well, she was doing too much.
Fat Joe
Maybe Bill too old now or something, right?
Jadakiss
How you gonna do that?
Fat Joe
No, no, I'm saying he's the greatest coach of all time, but he got a 24 year old girl telling him to shut up. Telling them what to say. Yo, don't answer that. This and this and that.
Jadakiss
He like that. He been calling all these plays and all that.
Fat Joe
She's calling the place now.
Jadakiss
That's what he would. Somebody else.
Fat Joe
Could somebody tell me how much Bill Belichick is worth right now? He not married yet. This Is just a girlfriend, right? Get ready for that.
Jadakiss
One week at 7 in the morning.
Fat Joe
One week. Yeah, she be. She be worth 35 million in a week. Bill, Bill might be losing his marbles a little because you know, macho sport, this is the American sport. This is all tough guys. These guys live. You go to a football game, you'll be lucky to get out of there without fighting somebody. It's somebody. I googled somebody. Somebody I look up to in media. And he's worth 200 million. And his wife, far as I know, I ain't been seeing her put up like it didn't. We googled her, she was worth 50 million. Am I right Chris? The wife was worth 50 million. Like I don't know what she. I mean look, whatever you want to do, you give your girlfriend money, she buys some property. Smart girl. What I'm saying is the sport of football is way too macho for them to be seeing their idol. Bill Belichick is idle. He's on God level of coaching for a 24 year old girl telling him to shut up on the sideline and all that and all that. They're not ready for that.
Jadakiss
That's him though. He's somebody grandfather age. He know if he wants you to tell him shut up and go sit over there and all that.
Fat Joe
So you say she should be the facility.
Jadakiss
Yeah, I think when she's at practice or around any of that she should shut up. But when they on the beach and he lifting her in the air, she could tell him anything she wanted to tell.
Fat Joe
Yes, I agree with that. But not at the sports, not at the sports facility.
Jadakiss
Yeah. So we both agree in the comments. People want to know how we got to this, how we, how we, how this show came about.
Fat Joe
Well, if we do we want to tell the truth.
Jadakiss
Of course we want to tell the truth.
Fat Joe
Well, before any other rappers was doing sports shows or whatever. The thing being Jada. It's true, it was.
Jadakiss
We were supposed to do a sports show.
Fat Joe
Supposed to do a sports show long time ago. A couple of years ago. So this idea came up five years ago record.
Jadakiss
I don't know if it's before every other one crack. You taking it, you take it, you take it. So weird.
Fat Joe
No, no. All right.
Jadakiss
I don't know if somebody gonna say we have.
Fat Joe
Yeah, but you gotta stand on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jadakiss
See then you could. They come, they shoot.
Fat Joe
Yo, listen, listen. What I'm saying is this show has been talked about.
Jadakiss
No. Yeah. We supposed to get for maybe five years ago. Yeah. Do you Know, as a guy, since we talking about that, as a guy who thinks, what's my man name? It's somebody that think we stole this already.
Fat Joe
Don't do that.
Jadakiss
It's not a hit if they don't. If you don't get somebody and somebody.
Fat Joe
You know, I'm up in my lawsuit up. Like, you know they got lawsuit light insurance. Well, so much of time, no you need lawsuit insurance. I'm not bullshitting you. I'm upping my up because it's just lawsuit mania. Like, you right this out of control right now. Like, you know, somebody thinks we stole their idea, we might as well not answer that question, right? Because this out of control.
Jadakiss
Look at my lawyer.
Fat Joe
Let me tell you something. I've been watching. You know, everybody could do what they want to do, right? But I've been watching even Joe schmo shows with 24 views and things like that. And they just. Or like they mad that we get into the bag and they're like, oh, Joe and Jada, they this. I'm looking at them, Joe Schmo, these guys, they got two cousins watching them.
Jadakiss
Y.
Fat Joe
They got two cousins and the aunt watching them. And they over here like, yo, this. They trying to get clickbait off of us. We came out to get. You knew we was coming, right? Anywhere in this business of entertainment, music, art, movie, if it's a bag there, we're coming. If it's, if it's rubber duckies, we're coming for the bag. And so you got to know, we got. We done did this. I asked Jada. He said, authenticity.
Jadakiss
That's it.
Fat Joe
We're going to talk about our perspective and what's going on in life. And some people seem to like it. We went number two in the country the first time off of one ep. I'm walking around Harlem, I'm walking around the Bronx. They coming up to me. They loving this show. They love what we do. You know, it's room for everybody, right? It's room for everybody. Even the Joe Schmoes. One day you might be the biggest in the game. As of right now, Train is coming. The train is coming, baby. That's what I was trying to tell you when I was playing you that song. The train is coming, baby. The train. I said, yo, there's nowhere else to look.
Jadakiss
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Fat Joe
Yo, they pointed the cannons at us like they said. Joe and Jada, they said, oh, my God. Because we really does this, man. This. This is what we do. We talk our shit with New York lunatics. New York fans are lunatics.
Jadakiss
New York lunatic.
Fat Joe
And this is. This is the shit right here. This is the shit. I don't know if you notice, sister. Nick's been winning, right? Forgive me, young ladies in the building. Whatever. Black, white, Latino, Asian. I want to know why I'm looking at Instagram. And the second we win, the first thing all New Yorkers do is go suck my dick.
Jadakiss
Yo.
Fat Joe
Yo. Suck my dick like, yo, yo. But let me ask. Yo. New York fans are lunatics. Like, yo. It's unbelievable. Yo. But why is that the universal New York language?
Jadakiss
Yeah.
Fat Joe
I'm looking at every race. Females, Females.
Jadakiss
I can't lie.
Fat Joe
I suck my dick. I'm like, yo, what's going on here? Like, this is crazy.
Jadakiss
I did see a few of them on the ground. A few. I seen a few, man.
Fat Joe
I got hours of this. Just follow Pete Rock. Pete Rock on Instagram.
Jadakiss
The real Pete Rock.
Fat Joe
Real people. He's throwing up all the lunatics. It's out of control. But the universal language of a Knick fan is msmd.
Jadakiss
That's gonna get female, male, killed. Nick fans, you better chill out with that shit. That ain't the thing to say. Crack.
Fat Joe
Man, it's that crazy. Telling you it's running rampant. This is unbelievable what's going on out here. I'm enjoying it because we're winning, but if you're from somewhere else in the country, not even LA is talking like that. Not even. Like, nobody is. Like, these New York fans. And I'm telling y' all now, don't go down 75 after a game. That shit is out of control.
Jadakiss
Hell, yeah. I can't wait till they get flying cars. That's the. I can't wait to take one of them from the game. The traffic is stupid. The garages, that even if you got a car waiting for a driver and all that, you still going to get caught in some damn traffic.
Fat Joe
It's out of control.
Jadakiss
Somebody might come to your car and open the door, they so happy. Crazy ass lunatic.
Fat Joe
You know, we gotta ride around with them Torpedo bats just in case.
Jadakiss
Oh, I need one. Oh, I need one of them.
Fat Joe
One of them. Talk.
Jadakiss
I need one. I need one for every car.
Fat Joe
You know what's crazy?
Jadakiss
Torpedo Bat.
Fat Joe
You know, I'm at my store the other day up in YC up in Harlem, and I Look at the floor. And they got a torpedo bat right by the. I'm like, yo, what you doing with the. We didn't have to use it in 10 years. That bat been there 10 years. I said, that bat been there 10 years. It's there just in case. Old school.
Jadakiss
I need a torpedo bat. I like that. Onyx's slam came out this week, many years ago. And Cam Come Home With Me came out well, you know, I think May 14, 2000 and something.
Fat Joe
You know, if people dissect from Fat Joe lyrics, you could blame Onyx because I didn't know we was. It was possible. When they was like, pick him up, pick them up, pick them up. One gun, two gun, three. I was like, yo, we could do that.
Jadakiss
So it's safe to say they like the first. They cross. They was like rap, rock, rap.
Fat Joe
Yeah, they was the first lunatic.
Jadakiss
They was. They had the first mosh pits.
Fat Joe
No, they was the first lunatics like Onyx. Everybody's a loony, let me tell you. Let me explain the fans. I got one for you. I got one for you. I'm at Club 2000. Onyx is the hottest smoking. I'm not rapping yet. We just in there, you know, street guys, people waiting, waiting and waiting peacefully. I think Funk Flex was DJing peacefully. They get in late, like four in the morning. Let me tell you something, like three in the morning.
Jadakiss
Security.
Fat Joe
They. Security was so big. They carried the Onyx in the club. Like they was carrying them, bringing them on stage. That's how crowded it was. I'm talking about Onyx at the pub. And everybody's chilling, having a great time, patiently waiting for them. And they said, pick him up, pick him up, pick them up, dad. One gun, two gun, Onyx. It's. The whole club started swinging on each other. The whole club fought each other. Chairs flying, bottles like. I'm like. I could not understand. Everybody was just loving each other. No, I'm serious. Everybody was. You went from love to hate in one second. They were just all about everybody. You snuffed anybody that was next to you. The whole club just started fighting each other.
Jadakiss
Security rushed happened at the end of that. Everybody was.
Fat Joe
Everybody went home. Everybody was alive. Nobody got shot up, thank God or nothing like that. But, you know, that was a hip hop cultural experience.
Jadakiss
That's a fish.
Fat Joe
And which Cameron song You said his.
Jadakiss
Album Come Home with me came out today, 2002. Oh, boy was a monster.
Fat Joe
Wow. That's a hood Grammy right there.
Jadakiss
That's one of the albums he did on the Rock. Probably his last album he did over there. That's that. That song alone was. Those is all monsters. Losing weight, right? I got them all in my. In my cars and my phones and all. I just don't know. I ain't know.
Fat Joe
The sports bar.
Jadakiss
No, you're gonna have three or four on every hour.
Fat Joe
Oh, but those might be the biggest.
Jadakiss
Hey, Mom. They might be the biggest camera Old boys. Oh, great. Those are.
Fat Joe
Those are like missiles. Those are big. Are you crazy?
Jadakiss
Those is crazy. Yeah, those is all miserable. What's some songs. A song or songs you have in your phone that people wouldn't think you. You riding around listening to?
Fat Joe
I got a bunch of songs.
Jadakiss
And don't say the trains.
Fat Joe
No, no. Not the train is Coming. It's a good one. But I got Boy George. Do you really wanna hurt me? Do you really wanna see me cry? Time won't give me time. Cause time lets the lovers. Yo, bro, I got some flagrant music on my. Like, my is really. It's like, it's. It's open for suggestion. My got, you know, I got all kind of music.
Jadakiss
Yeah, that's what I mean. Meaning the artist. You get tired of just hearing rap. Sometimes you want to. You want to take it to another genre of music.
Fat Joe
What kind of songs you got in your phone? That might be.
Jadakiss
I mean, I got everything I got. I mean, you might hear me listen to the Backstreet Boys. Listen to the, you know, Luther.
Fat Joe
I love Luther.
Jadakiss
I might be listening to Eric Clapton. That might be. You know, I got. I got a long range with you. You know my music taste. My legendary bass guitar. He know that.
Fat Joe
Legendary iconic artists. And so you probably hear music different, you know, When I hear music, I just see the greatness in the music. Like, when I hear it, I just be like, wow, what made them think of this? What I mean, like me and you, one night, we sat there, we watched Scott Storch play like a thousand hits.
Jadakiss
Oh, yeah.
Fat Joe
And we sitting there like, what makes a guy think of all this music? And I just get amazed. All right, one. One of my favorite records of all time is Montell Jordan. Parties on that though.
Jadakiss
Here.
Fat Joe
This is how we do parties on at the west side. And this I think, yo, what's wrong with you? Yo, Kiss. Nah, this ain't fun, man. This ain't fun. Listen, every lyric in that song is perfection to me. It's what you would do if you're about to go to a party on a Friday. And this is. And when I hear it, I just hear perfection. Every time I hear that song, I'm like, wow. How did they think of every single word? That matched every single word. To me, that's a perfect song.
Jadakiss
This is how we do it.
Fat Joe
This is how we do it.
Jadakiss
This is classic. Classic. That's classic.
Fat Joe
This is how we do it. Yo, kiss. You got sarcastic.
Jadakiss
What you want me to say?
Fat Joe
It's a classic. But to me, it's not. Just so when I hear artists don't care what kind of music it could be jelly roll, it could be whatever. When I hear something that's just too perfect, you know, that's what wows me. I'm just like, yo, how they knew to come in with this right now? How did they know how to do this and that. That's what amazes me, you know, because there's songs like, y' all got structure. We gonna make. We got the guns that the government got. That's perfection. That's perfect. That song is perfect. I don't know if you know, but it's perfection. Like, when we hear it as fans, it's too perfect. You couldn't switch another word around. You couldn't. Did nothing is the epitome of perfection. That's what bugs me out as an artist. Listening to music is just like how people, you know, perfect stuff. You know what I'm saying? Monica, Brandy, that whole area.
Jadakiss
Art.
Fat Joe
Yeah, it's art.
Jadakiss
You know what I mean? Is in the. And the microphone is your canvas.
Fat Joe
How about. I'm in Carbone the other night it was my daughter's birthday with all her friends. They all 18.
Jadakiss
Happy birthday. Happy birthday.
Fat Joe
As he love you. And James Brown came on. And these little girls. New James Brown. There ain't no James on God. Dame yo. Yo kiss. Yo kiss on God.
Jadakiss
Which one? Which song came? Not my power.
Fat Joe
Get on up and then do it. Get on down and all these little. I don't know if they got it on Tick tock. I don't know if they got it on video games. I don't know. They got it on little girl movies. But all these little girls knew the James Brown record. Get on up and keep moving. Get on down. They were singing every word. I'm sitting there like, how do y' all know James Brown? They knew every word. So it had to cross over through Tik Tok. Have cross over. Do a movie.
Jadakiss
Tik Tok.
Fat Joe
A girl movie. I don't know. That is.
Jadakiss
Tik Tok.
Fat Joe
Yo, this ain't gonna be a successful show. If you the leader of the Fat Joe Cap Club, right? Cuz you keep pulling your hoodie down like you don't believe it. They're not gonna believe me, these people.
Jadakiss
Every time I pull my hat down. Don't mean I think you capped it.
Fat Joe
Don't mean that it's just you.
Jadakiss
You going Crazy Joe on me. Sometimes you got the tendency to go Crazy Joe. I'm gonna get the Andy Griffin whistle for when you do that in a minute.
Fat Joe
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Jadakiss
Even get the dog one. You know what it is? Your boy. Joe and Jada. Make sure y' all tune in to the next episode. We got the legendary New York Yankee Jazz Chisholm as a guest on the show and you don't want to miss that. So make sure y' all tuned in. Subscribe, do everything you gotta do. Check out the Joe and Jada Show. Until next time. One love.
Podcast Summary: The Herd with Colin Cowherd
Episode: Joe and Jada - Fat Joe & Jadakiss REACT To Knicks-Celtics, Tory Lanez Stabbing, Birdman Breakup, Belichick's GF
Release Date: May 14, 2025
The Herd with Colin Cowherd brings listeners a dynamic and candid session featuring Fat Joe and Jadakiss as they delve into pressing sports topics alongside significant happenings in the hip-hop community. This episode masterfully intertwines sports analysis with personal anecdotes, providing a multifaceted perspective that engages both sports enthusiasts and music fans.
Fat Joe and Jadakiss kick off the episode by celebrating the burgeoning success of their show, highlighting its rapid ascent to becoming the second most popular podcast on Apple Podcasts.
They express frustration over the lack of acknowledgment from other podcasts, emphasizing their commitment to authenticity and sportsmanship.
A substantial portion of the episode is dedicated to dissecting the recent Knicks-Celtics matchup. The duo analyzes player performances, team strategies, and pivotal moments that influenced the game's outcome.
They commend Jayson Tatum's intense performance, drawing parallels to Kobe Bryant's work ethic, and discuss the implications of his Achilles injury on the Celtics' prospects.
Fat Joe and Jadakiss explore speculative theories surrounding the NBA draft, particularly questioning whether the process is manipulated to favor certain outcomes.
They debate the plausibility of the draft being rigged, citing recent trades and draft picks as potential evidence, while also discussing the impact of emerging players like Cooper Flag.
A heartfelt segment addresses the recent stabbing of Tory Lanez, shedding light on the dangers faced by artists even within incarceration facilities.
They express concern over Lanez's critical condition and lament the loss of positive figures like LP Quad, emphasizing the need for community accountability and protection of youth.
The hosts discuss the tumultuous end of Birdman's long-term relationship with Toni Braxton, highlighting allegations of deceit and sudden divorce.
They scrutinize Birdman's claims and the rapid dissolution of the marriage, questioning the authenticity and financial implications of such a swift separation.
In a lighter yet intriguing segment, the podcast delves into speculations regarding Bill Belichick's personal life, particularly concerning his girlfriend's involvement with the Patriots' facilities.
They humorously speculate on the influence of Belichick's girlfriend on his coaching decisions, blending sports gossip with playful banter.
Fat Joe shares a poignant story about witnessing a neighbor's sudden divorce, paralleling it with themes of trust and betrayal, while Jadakiss reflects on the intense and sometimes volatile nature of New York sports fans.
Their narratives provide a personal touch, illustrating the real-life impacts of the issues discussed and the fervent passion of sports communities.
Towards the end, the hosts diverge into a conversation about their diverse musical preferences, underscoring the importance of versatility and appreciation beyond their primary genres.
They commend classic tracks for their perfection and discuss the influence of various artists on their personal and professional lives.
Wrapping up, Fat Joe and Jadakiss reflect on the authenticity of their show, gratitude towards their growing fanbase, and tease upcoming episodes featuring prominent guests like New York Yankee Jazz Chisholm.
They reinforce their commitment to providing genuine content and engaging discussions, encouraging listeners to stay connected.
Notable Highlights:
On Jayson Tatum's Injury:
Fat Joe (06:07): "He looked like Kobe. And seconds later he caught the Achilles injury just like Kobe caught it."
On NBA Draft Theories:
Fat Joe (12:54): "I'm Nico Harrison. I pull the trigger. I send the young boy to Milwaukee and bring the Greek freak over."
On Tory Lanez Incident:
Fat Joe (19:56): "John Whitehead. I know there's so many things that held us down. He just killed me coming around."
On Birdman's Divorce:
Fat Joe (22:21): "He gave him money like that for two weeks marriage."
On Musical Perfection:
Fat Joe (41:37): "Every lyric in that song is perfection to me."
Conclusion
This episode of The Herd with Colin Cowherd adeptly balances in-depth sports analysis with pressing issues in the hip-hop world, all while interweaving personal stories and cultural commentary. Fat Joe and Jadakiss deliver a compelling narrative that resonates with a diverse audience, solidifying their position as influential voices in both the sports and music industries.