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Joe and Jada - Jay Pharaoh does HILARIOUS Joe and Jada impressions, talks Eddie Murphy, Jay-Z & Rick Ross stories, SNL journey
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See homedepot.com Pricematch for details. Well, you know it's similar to the paint stripes under your eyes. Yo, they need to do a tickle me Jada. If the nigga was getting tickled, it'd be like and then these. I told you, these guys. It's always guys. Five guys. 15 with glizzies. 15 guys with glizzies. Yeah. Yeah. What up, y'? All? It's your boy Joe. Crack the dawn. You know who it is. Your boy Jada. It's the Joe and Jada Show. Every show legendary, every show iconic. And we just can't stop Obliviate you know, disintegrate. Yeah, I mean, matter of fact, we giving you podcasts. The dummy bomb, like, you light the sit up, it don't go off. So you got your face. Super stress mode. This that dad introduced. You ain't hear that one? The dummy bomb. I heard a dummy bomb so that they think they blowing themselves up. And then that give you a couple more seconds to think about, then we blow you up. When you think of today's guest, the shit we doing up here is like no other. But that's a whole nother show. No, that's this show too. You know what I mean? No, no, that's a whole nother episode. Not a whole nother show because we doing shit of it. And I have a different meaning of doing. That's right. Yeah. Just don't just sit. But yeah. When you think of today's guest, when you think of today's guest, you think of funny as hell with capital iced out. F class diamonds. Hell, that's what kind of funny. That's what? That's what kind of iced out funny as hell with the meanest diamonds, you know what I'm saying? Sharp as a razor, dangerous with a voice, you know what I mean? Somebody walked in a Saturday night live and made the whole country stop what they were doing. And that's facts. You think over 200 impressions and every single one of them is accurate. You think of the guy who stood up at the biggest comedy institution in America and said, nah, we need more black women in the building. You know what I mean? Knowing full well it could have cost them everything. You think fearless. You think principle. You think the type of dude who gets guns drawn on him during the jog, gets a knee in his neck, it still comes back and makes the world laugh about it because that's the only way he knows how to fight. You think the actor, rapper, game show host, stand up legend. You think the type of artist that don't fit in any box. Cause every time somebody built one, he burnt it down. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome Jay Pharrell to the Joe and J. Tapman. Tapman got decadent after that. The show over, we done that came. Yo, I'm not even gonna lie to you. I think you need to, like, save that for wherever your documentary is. Yeah, that intro, that's where his. That was legendary. Jada, the new Morgan Freeman. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like to be that With a little bit more skin cream. Yeah, yeah. I take that career with just a little bit of more. Little more face. What's your Greatest impersonation. Your greatest impersonation. My greatest impersonation? Man, I don't know, man. Like, you know, people always ask. It just depends. It's contingent on where I'm at. You know what I mean? Like, most people ask. They say Eddie Murphy, some people say Denzel, some people say Jay Z. I don't know. I mean. I mean, yeah, you tell me, you know, I mean, you know, because, you know, basically, I like what y' all did to the place. You know, it's a lot of colors, a lot of. Lot of vodka in here. Here, here, you know. Oh, sorry. Tequila. Yeah. Pardon me. I'm still. Still a little tipsy and woozy from the Metcalor, you know. Yeah, I was getting a little drunk off the stuff here. The 1800. The 1800. Yeah. That's what it is. It's the closest we ever gonna get, the whole day. My God, he called me Fake Jay Z when he sees me, and he laughs. Oh, he says that? Yeah. Yeah. What up, Fake Jay Z. Yeah, you the fake one. You never get Beyonce, nigga. You know? Never. Yeah. AI. Yeah, he's the original AI Sentence bloodstream, you know? Yeah, cool. You know, we was rocking back in the day and stuff like that. I remember, you know. You know, back in, you know, Monsty projects, you know, we was. We was running things, you know, he was. He was beating up guys, you know, as usual. You know, this hits people, you know, so. And. Last night at the game, that's weird. Like, he sounds just like some of that kind of shit. I ain't say none of that. You know, Jay ain't go to a Knick game in about 10 years or something. Cause, you know, he had piece of the nets, so he ain't going, like, 10 years. So, like, it was a big deal that he showed up. He thought they saw fucking. Yeah, we thought he wasn't coming. That they're building up. He let them up, so they was. It was a little turbulence. Not turbulence. Like, a lot of groupyism going on around the Jets. I had to hit him. Y' all keep it moving and get the Glizzies. No, like, so soon. Yo, this like one of the movies. Like, Tadalga. What's the Tidal Nights? Yo, I got a whole fan club by the glizzy stand. They all sitting there like, yo, Joe, you coming for the glizzies? You coming for the. And I go get my Glizzies. You did the. It's the fact that you did this while you was doing it that's Yo. Oh, no, stop. Pause. Glizzy fan club. For real? No, no. Every game I have a Glizzy fan club. They know I'm going to the. They tell me security's like, you're going for the Glizzies, right? I said, yeah, I'm going to Glizzy's. So, okay, I go over there. Yo, I need four glizzies. Give me the real. Give me the real mustard. This and this and that. Hey, hey, y'. All. And they filming me and all that. Hold on, let me hit. Yo, did. Did he come in here? Because it sound kind of. Kind of, kind of. Take that, take that little. Little. Little pause, you know, a little. Little playboy. You know, he's really passionate about. About glizzies. Yeah. Yes, I could see that. Yeah. You don't have a pack of some Rhett's or Nathan. No, no. But I'm telling you a true story when I get to the cassette, because they. Look, there's a fancy place where you go. Have you been to the Nick game halftime, where they serve you steaks and lobsters and all that? He's talking about in the suite, right? Yes. Yeah, absolutely. So I gotta go. So if you order a glizzy from there, they come with whack glizzies. I don't know why. So I gotta go to where the real people go to the. Where they have to purchase the glizzy. That's where you get the real shit. I go there and there's a bunch of people waiting for me with the camera. I don't know why that shit ain't viral. Somewhere like, hey, Joe, the glizzies. How many? Four. Two for me, two for Rich Flay to God. Don't act like he ain't eating the glizzies, too. Yeah, that's. That's wild right there. I don't know. Saturday Night Live. How do you get this job? And what an honor. Chesapeake va. Oh, man. What was it like growing up in va? And I don't think I've been know that's where you got some of your internal funniness from, because it's just. Yeah, man. Where's Chesapeake located at? Near. What other big city? Virginia Beach. 756. All right, all right. You know, I'm from the same place. Pharrell, Timberland, Missy Clips, Teddy Riley moved down, all that, you know. Oh, so that's a Matt Mike Vick. That's a magical place. Yeah, there's something in the water. You let him tell us about it. Yeah, I mean. I mean, you know, there's something in the water besides opioids. There's something in the water, you know what I'm saying? It's just we got a lot of athletes and just sick. Just sick talent. I was kind of a sheltered kid, you feel me? So I was a church boy growing up, you know, apostolic upbringing, whatever. So I was always messing with people in the church. I didn't think that it was. I was just. I thought I was just being funny. I didn't know that people really had crippling drug addictions. I ain't know that. You feel me? Like, there was this one sister in the church and she passed away now. Sister Wilma. But she used to do this thing in church and her head go back like this. So I'd be looking at her and I just go like this. And she'd be like, you better. Better watch it. And I didn't know that, you know, she was on drugs. But I was just doing an impersonation. I got older. I said, God dang. That's what that was. I said, shoot. And I always used to impersonate everybod, you know what I'm saying? And I used to perform for my cousins, for people, for church members and stuff. I was just a little. I was a butthole, man. You know what I'm saying? No, glizzy. I was a butthole, you know what I'm saying? No Glizzy. God damn. You better say that for the people in the back. You was a butthole. No glizzy. Let me tell you something though. Oh, they'll never forget that. Yeah, absolutely. You already know when it's a real moment. You need a real bottle. That's why we rock with 1800 tequila. 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I used to get beat up every day by 20 guys. But the point is, there's always guys. That's so crazy. What do you think? I got beat up by a girl before. I'm not. Was like, I wouldn't hit back like a young ma or like a. No, not a young ma. Just a big chick from my projects that she told everybody. Probably to this day. She alive. She beat up Fat Joe, but I'm not gonna hit a girl back. And she was just hooking on me, Joe. She. She told everybody she fat, y'. All. I you up again, just like, yeah, Joe, I'm gonna let you know something. That. That wasn't a woman. She had a glizzy. That wasn't a woman. But also, too. I grew up in the attitude era of wwe when the Rock was like. It was electric. So I used to do everything like the Rock. And he would talk smack, you know what I mean? My mother's from Brooklyn, too. Besta. She's from Best Eye, if y'. All. Y' all didn't know. So. And I've been coming up here, man, since I was 5. 5 years old, and staying the summers and everything. But back to what I was talking about. I used to. I used to impersonate the Rock so much that I did it in church. And it was this deacon, his name was Brother Randolph. Shout out to Brother Randol off, you know what I mean? Had a Jerry Curl cockeye, you know, twinkle eye. Yo, his eye was. He'd be swimming all over the place, right? And one day I told him, he got that peripheral view. Yeah, he could see you. He had the panoramic view. He could see everything that got that. Like, I'm watching he do the Bill Cosby coming out of court without doing it that I like. And he told. Coming down to court, he told me, one day, I'll watch you. I said, I know, nigga. You watching everybody. No, no, we understood. Yeah, full security. God, dick. But I told him, I said one day, I walked up to him, like the Rock. I said, here's what the Rock's gonna do, Jabroni. The Rock is gonna take your Bible, he's gonna dust it off, turn it sideways, and stick it straight up your candy yams. He said, what did you say? I said, candy yams. He Told my mother I said ass. And then I couldn't watch wrestling for six months. Yeah, dog, that's what happened. Yeah, and I didn't do it, you know. Cause I wasn't going to take the Bible and flip it and turn it up. But at the same time, you know, I was the rock. My nigga, he was hype, but, you know, I was that kid that was always causing mishaps. But it was just an energy. I just liked to be liked. That's what it was. You know, it seems like for us, Saturday nights live, we already shaking our ass in the clubs, right? But for white people, it feels like they're home watching Saturday Night Live. Like that's club live for them every Saturday. Yeah. Even Trump would come out and be like, hey, guy talked about me today. Like it's a big fucking deal. Yeah, right? What was that like knowing the whole entire country is watching you? I mean, Yo, I'm a 22 year. I'm a 22 year old. the time, I just got the job and the pressure was on. But I had done theater, you know, I was used to the stage. I had been on the road with Charlie Murphy for three years. So, you know, shout out to him, you know, rest in peace. That was my uncle, you know what I mean? And it was a lot of pressure, but I was just having fun. And when I would kill people like you killed, I'd be like, yeah, and that's what you're supposed to do. So it was like I was already conditioned for that. But when they knocked my confidence down a little bit and they started pulling my sketches, it kind of messed with me a little bit. And, you know, I got in a little, got into my head a bit, like, maybe I'm not good enough, whatever. And I think I had to rise above that. And I did in the next couple of years and kind of started dominating. They gave me Obama. When I started doing that. It was kind of. That was a lot of pressure. But I got through it. And I think it was a classic. It was a classic part of the show, you know what I mean? So, you know, that's what it's all about, you know, that's crazy. I did a. I don't know if I'm supposed to talk like this, but I did a deposition in the lawsuit the other day, and the man started breaking down when, yo, you had a hit this year, but you ain't have a hit for five years at this time. And then you had a D. And I'm like, yo, my man, like, what the fuck? Did you ever make a hit in your life? Yeah. Like, do you know artists go through different shapes sometimes? I remember my favorite rapper in the world, LL Cool J. I was always the fan. So even if LL made some shit that was like, something like a phenomenon and that nobody else fucked with, I fucked with it and understood it. But, you know, he has albums where he was the hottest guy in the universe, and he puts out an album with all right, Then he comes back with that. I think that's the journey of everybody. Every artist. Yeah. And, you know, some people just think you just wake up and make a hit, or you wake up and you're the funniest guy in the world. I just think we gotta go through different changes of learning ourselves and staying committed. Yeah. To the craft. Cause sometimes you gotta work through that shit. Like, that's not like, yo, Michael Jordan. Michael Jordan got cut at first, and he became the greatest. You know what I'm saying? So I never heard that story. High school. Yeah, he got cut. He got cut. What? He got cut from the high school team. Signed up for high school. He didn't make it. Biggest loser in the world. He's in Chattanooga somewhere. Where's the guy who cut him in the high school team? Look how much it was on Mike's mind. He shot at him in a Hall of Fame speech. That coach that cut me, let me tell you something. My brother Rich, player, he coached 24 kids that went to the. That's in the NFL. No bullshit. Even coach Malachi, who's number one on Miami. Let me tell you something. There's this one kid, right? And he told me this story. He was like, yo, the guy was soft. He wasn't going nowhere. This, this, that. His parents used to argue with me, like, yo, coach put him in the game. This. So Rich thought he was whack. That draft night came. That boy got drafted eight, 10 years later, he called Rich number. Coach Rich. Yo, what's up, Such and such. Yo, man, you said, I'll never get to the NFL. Thank you, man, for making me tough, man. I'm in the NFL, man. Thank you, Coach Rich hung up the phone. I said, you mother. You tell me that story about that kid all the time. He made it to the fucking NFL. I mean, you know, what's for you is for you. You know what I'm saying? And look, there have been. When I was in school, there was many times I was. I started in high school doing comedy. Many people like, how you. How you gonna be a Comedian. You do voices, but you ain't making me laugh. I said, okay, nigga, watch. I just said, watch. And I kept going. And now they follow me on Facebook. Now they. My friends and stuff. They was cool with me. You wasn't with me shooting in the gym. You wasn't with me shooting in the gym. You know what I'm saying? But you need that. When you can change people's perception like that, that's when it really counts, and it means more to you. And then when you get the accolades and then the world gives you the acknowledgement, it's just that much sweeter, man. You know, I didn't. I wasn't the best impressionist at first. I mean, I sat in my car, I would listen to tapes back and forth. I would listen to Jay Z until I sonically got that. Sonically, you couldn't. You couldn't tell the difference. I would listen to. I would be in the car listening to Cassidy and all this. I would listen to this stuff, man. So I worked and I kept going, and I said, I gotta make it out of Virginia, because a lot of people get stuck there. It's a military town. You can get a family quick, and then you can get knocked off your path, you know? So I didn't get knocked off my path. Salute. 757, baby. Cause we did it. Bad news, va. Bad news. Yo. The mustache. You from Virginia. I'm from Bad News, Virginia. The. I went to Mike Picks High School. Allen Iverson would have shaved that mustache. You know, we got beat up and bad. You know, your man AI never admits to that. We got beat up in Bad News. He was up here. He sold. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Got beat up. Yeah. AI's birthday party. We went down there for his birthday party. Wound up fighting the whole fucking club. The whole club. Everybody who cheered us when we came in. When we pull up in the. In the Rolls Royce, they were like, Ali, boom. By, yay. Boom. Running behind. The next thing I know, they throwing bottles at us on the way out. Get the. Out of here. Nah, that's. That's. That's a tough town. It's bad news, brother. That's called bad news for a reason. Yo, it's bad news, Va. That's a tough town. Yeah. Mustache knows. I guess I ain't never seen nobody. You know, you get caught in your mustache and all that, right? Like when you. You bet. When you got a comb for your. I do. You know it's in your mustache. Come here. Cut. This guy, my friend Pierre. My friend. Yo, look at the mustache. He put. He put that curl in his mustache. That's crazy. He looked like every villain ever. That nigga go get his perm. Yeah, yeah, You. Yeah. You look like Charlie Chaplin. So you look like a throwback. R. Fingers. The white and black tv, That's a pull right there. Riley Fingers was the. He laughed. He laughed with subtypes. That was so funny. You want to know what's crazy is I used to watch these crime. I think. What was the series? It was the first 48 or something. But every time they showed, like, New Orleans or the south, they were talking English and they was throwing, like, subtitles on they shit. You know what I mean? New Holland, that one. And they throwing the fucking shit on the subtitles like, the English shit. Like if it was another language, I'm like, what the fuck they got the subtitles on this shit for? Yeah. Cause you can't understand what they be saying. War. They were on quarter waters, like water and all that, baby. Yeah. So, baby, you be like. Like, what did you say? I said, what up, baby? I spent. I was down there shooting a movie before COVID Movie called All My Life. I did, and it was this. It was this little Louisiana dude. He was like, we had to call the waters out there for about 5 cents and everything. I said, I don't know what is going on. That's the south, though, man. They don't say points. Serious food. How they say. They say print. They say Prince. You know what for points. Just like Memphis. That's why that. What's that? What's the dude that went viral? What's his name? Was it finesse? Two times. Yeah. I ate noodles with no pack cereal with the canned merc. The powder Merc. No Merc Waffle. No, sir. Jelly. No jelly, no bread. No jelly. Jelly, no bread. That's n. I'm like, what? That's just. That's jam, nigga. Jelly, no bread. Jelly, no bread, right? If you go. If you go. Cereal, no milk. He said he had waffles, no syrup. When it was no syrup, he had jelly on the waffle. Oh, that's what he's saying. Yeah, that's what he. No jelly. And the waffles still sound good. That may not. That sound like you damn bad. Jelly on the waffle might be all right. That's. Nah, I'm gonna keep it a buck with you, like, for a fat guy, might have been a good experiment. I ain't try that one. That's. The jelly on the waffle is popping. What the you talking about. I'm a reformed fat kid, so. I feel you, bro. Yeah, you used to be fat. Yeah, I was a fat kid. Yeah, I was. I was bullied too. You know what I'm saying? Like you. They used to play with my breasts. He. You know, they do like that. They ain't never do that to me. They never. Oh, man. Oh, no. They do that to me. Hey, Joe, that's. Oh, no. They beat me up. They ain't do. They ain't grab my. Get the fuck out. Are you nuts? Joe, that. That's fat assault, Joe. That's assault right there. No, I'm telling you right now. They play with your titties, man. That's out of control. That's worth shooting somebody now. That would have been the first shooting massacre ever. I came back the next day with looking like Jeffrey Dahmer in this or something like you crazy. Yeah. They ain't violating me like that. Yeah, it's messed up. That was my father. But that's besides the point, you know what I'm saying? Nah, he did it too. Everybody did it. It was a thing you never seen somebody do and then poke your stomach, call you Pillsbury Woohoo and all that. That's cool. I'm not. I'm tell. I'm killing everybody. They play with me like that. I'm killing everything. I'm not. I'm not playing. Killing every. If they touch your nipples, let me tell you. Yo, listen. Yo, you want the. You want the most pause ever? Listen, I always say to myself, I've been through depression. I've been through the roughest times of my life. I never once felt like killing myself. Getting locked up on it. Never once said, I. I do not believe I'm capable of suicide. If some. If I went to jail, Some. Some guys raped me. Don't worry about it. Don't worry. I'm killing myself. Oh, yeah. Absolutely, absolutely. No, no, no, no. I'm not even getting revenge. I'm killing myself. Yeah. I can't do it. Nah. Imagine playing with your titties. Come on. Nah, you nothing. Yo, that crazy six seven on your shits. 67n doing the. I can't live. That should be like the movie out paid in full. Anybody ever talk to me first? Anybody ever said anything. Stuff they gotta go like. Yo, Dead Beat. Today's show is brought to you by our presenting sponsor, Hard Rock. BET Florida Sportsbook. Second round of the NBA NBA playoffs are here. Fantastic on Hard Rock Bed every night. Your chance to score a major bucket winner. 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That was crazy, yo. What? I said, wow, These. He ain't even Fat Joe no more. This n. This nigga's Husky Joe, you know? Yeah. Remember the husky section? Remember that in Montgomery Ward? You know, I used to go, a friend of mine was another fat guy, my man Chef Mark. And Chef Mark would come with me to Manhattan, and we just. People watch. Yeah. And he'd be like, yo, Joe, you notice ain't no old fat people. We fat. Like we. We the real Fat Joe. The real Chef Mark. We like, yo, it ain't no old fat people. He said, and we only 20 years. He's like, you know, you die young fat. And I'm like, what do you mean? He said, it ain't no old fat people. We looking at thousands of people in Manhattan, Sixth Avenue. And I was just like, yo, at some point, we gotta reverse this shit. We gotta turn it around. Yeah, man. Cause, you know, nigga, I had stretch marks on my eyeballs. It was crazy. Back in the day, it was wild, man. It's a fat kid, man. And look, man, it's hard. But, you know, it's hard fitting in the school when you shape like your sister, you know? What I'm saying, it's real hard, you know what I'm saying? Let me tell you something, man. Fat Joey, you know, I was Fat Joey since I was born. Nah, that's Fat Joey since I'm two years. The first thing I ever heard somebody calling me was, hey, Fat Joey. And since I was a fucking baby. Were you a big baby, like, you just. Yeah, I was the big. I was like one of them wrestlers you used to impersonate. I live in the hood and I had blonde hair and green eyes, and my whole hood is black. And I remember I used to go to bodega and the man be like, what the fuck is this kid doing in this neighborhood? And they would always, fat Joey. Fat Joey. You was the first gentrified of your neighborhood? No, not a gentrified. I'm from the neighborhood, motherfucker. I'm saying, like, I know these streets know me. You love me, these streets know me. A hundred gigs, that shit crazy, man. But yeah, yeah, that shit crazy. Fat Joey since I was born. So I guess I never felt like there was no way to offend me with Fat Joes, ever. Cause I was Fat Joey since I was born. So I never. You couldn't come here and be like, you know, in our building, we got a thousand families. We got 145 families. Everybody got 10 kids. They in front of the building at 6 in the morning. Talk about your mother. Your dick that everybody got with this is just straight. Your mother got no teeth. Your mother's javelin. Oh, your sister's a whore. Like this every day to six in the morning. Fund of the projects. It's like, this is where we grew up at. So you even get a sense of humor or your ass is out. Nah, that wasn't me. I was. Nah, nigga, I was sensitive. I ain't care. I was a sensitive little nigga. You would say stuff about me. I'd be like, man, leave me alone. You know what I mean? Nigga was trying to fit in. So I was a sensitive. I was sensitive nigga. I grew out of it, you know what I'm saying? You know? But I was sensitive. A little nigga, you know what I'm saying? You know this comedy thing, right? People don't realize how big comedy is. So I follow, like Russell Peters and I watch him doing stadiums. We did Family Feud, Celebrity Family, Feudal. We went up against Fuzzy, the fat Mexican guy. He sold out Dodges Stadium. These comedians you talking about doing shit, they doing shit. And everybody needs a laugh, no matter what it is. What the temperature is out there. I noticed that Comedians, you guys, once you get it going, I know it's a lot of struggle. Comedians. There's a lot of comedians out there right now, hungry, it's fucked. But if you make it, the success is. Well, listen, man, it was written in the books and let me go back to being sensitive. Let me go back to being sensitive as a fat kid for one second, you know what I mean? Told me that I was so fat I sweat chicken grease. I said, nigga, what you ever had somebody say something to you? It was was. It was brilliant. And you. It hurts you, but it was brilliant. So you had to be like, yeah, my. That was a good one, you know? Yeah, I had to tell the. It was a good one, you know what I'm saying? Same thing. I got on Gilly the Kids. I got on Gilly the Kids live, shout out to Gil. That's my dude. Whatever. I got on this live and my hair was falling out at the time. Crazy, you know, I got money, you know, I'm good, you know, But I got up there and the top, the top was coming out. And I won't wear my helmet. That's what happened. You know, I have the helmet to get the electricity to your head, you know, you wake up your follicle and I won't using it. And somebody said, take your hat off. And I did. And the little kids are assholes. Little nigga said, pull up to the scene with my cellar missing. I said, I ain't never doing this shit ever again. Go ahead and put this joint back on. So, you know, I've learned how to have. I learned how as older to have to tougher skin. And you have to as a comedian, you know what I'm saying? Because then you can get to the level where you are at the stadiums. Like Kevin Hart, Fluffy. Yeah, like with Joe Coy. Dang, he got a following. Russell Peters. Absolutely, man. And I've watched these guys build it from the ground. Matt rife, same thing, same thing over the pandemic. He just kept going and then it just worked out for him. But you have to be consistent. You can't just be. You can't be lazy in the game or you just gonna stay in the same place. Well, you can't be lazy in no game. Nah. So at the end of the day, it doesn't allow you to be lazy. And you know, shout out to Khaled, DJ Khaled. But I remember even after Khaled blew up, he started on the radio that Motherfucker could have had Covid pneumonia. He would go. And I'd be like, yo, Khaled, you sick. Stay home. He'd be like, like, fuck that. Somebody ready to take my slot. He like, yo, the minute I don't come in, somebody coming right in and they gonna do a better job than me and take my slot. And so you almost. Even once you get to a level, you gotta protect that slot. Absolutely, yes. It's like you gotta. You gotta protect that slot. That shit. That shit ain't got. Yo, T, mark, what's up, 11? You ain't get them sneakers yet. That's your guy. Why you looking at me? You look. Yo, I got some New Balance. That's the puma for you out there. Special package dancing joints right there. I'm looking, I'm. Come on, everybody. What you do? That's what. Put your foot up. They gave us some New Balance. Them shits is the Grease Lightnings. Them shits got fire on that you list. What are those? FP Jorno? That look like Coach Brown stitch, yo. Yeah, these are. Yeah, these are the oceans. Yeah, these are Swiss drawing. Oh, those are special OC joints. My wife told me she wouldn't talk to me again if I wore them shits because that officially you. You give into. I'm old. Oh, really? Because those are the most comfortable sneakers in the world. That's what it is. Technically, they're the most comfortable, but. Yeah, I'm taking it down now. Now you talking. Yeah, yeah. Cause you're looking like a nurse. You're looking like a nurse. Yeah, I thought I'm looking like a podiatrist. He pulled out the nurses. I said, all right, man, you lucky he ain't got his loafers on right now. He didn't battle with them. Hey, we doing. If you had your loafers too, Tom. We doing. We battled them. This. We doing bad in VA right now. We ain't good. Ladies, how y' all let your man come out with the nursing shoes, the bowling shoes right there? Hey, listen, is your boy flat footed? You know what I'm saying? I was gonna do it. Tell you something. I was gonna do it one day because I know for a fact those are the most comfortable sneakers out. Yeah, and my wife said, I ain't fucking with you. You wear them shits like. That's like moving to the middle of nowhere. Hey, giving up. You ever seen them towns? Beautiful towns. When you pass by, you drive by and you say, yo, this is amazing. But you say, people just come here to die. Like. Like West Palm? Was they table tennis 10 or something? What the they doing there? Like, you haven't drove past them towns where you be like, what are these people? Like, where. Where? There's not even a fucking bar around here. I think there's a state they just state they want to die. No, there's a state called North Dakota. Yeah, like that. Yeah. Everybody just ready to just. They just go to die. Like, they just go to die. They've been reading pamphlets all their life. North Dakota. And then they retire and they'd be like, all right, we going to North Dakota. I was surprised we went to Alaska, not Alaska. We had a show. Was it Alaska? Some shit. But the people were very nice. What was that? Alaska? I said, I know I wasn't there. Me, Bow Wow, Rick Ross and your man. One of my dream guests. Somebody tell Kelly is Soulja Boy. That's a wild. That's a wild tripling right there. What you. Bow wow and Rick Ross. That's y' all were doing the show. And Soulja Boy and Soulja Boy. How about. I went to the steakhouse and they treated us. They were good, beautiful people is what I'm trying to tell you. The nicest people in the world. Like the tap. Somebody treated us. Anchorage, Was it Anchorage? Anchorage. Anchorage. Never been there. Studied about it. Never been there. No. No nice people. And the sun stay out all the time. He knew where it was at. He'd never been there. Yeah, never been there. I hear about things. I never been there. You know, when you. You know, when you got nurse shoes on, they tell you stuff, man. You know what I'm saying? They trust you. They trust you with their secrets, you know what I'm saying? That's like a born again killer. You. You and you got them serial killer shoes on. Hey, bro, you know I'm a silent killer, baby. You know he got the born again killer. Ill lineup, huh? That's an ill lineup, brother. Ill line up DJ with freaking Rick Ross. Rick Ross. Bow Wow. And Ricky Rose. Ricky Rose, me Fat Joe. Chilling, having steak. Chilling in Anchorage with white Alaskan women. But he can't touch. He can't touch. Cause his wife would kill him. So I'll have all the Gucci. Bose, yeah. Bose. Bose, Bose. I did it. I did an impression of him. He hit me up. He said, yeah, I might think about it. It was about Rick Ross's furniture store. I did a skit. It's just a joint for my Instagram. I have all the furniture here, but you can't afford it. It's just for you to see, because none of you niggas are in the tax bracket that I live. You was with the white boys, nigga. You know what I'm saying? So anyway, nigga, hit me up. He might do it. Rick Ross's furniture store. He said, that's a good idea, nigga. I might have to do that, huh? I said, yeah, nigga. You know, just give me a little bit percentage, you know, come in and do it. You know, fun stuff. I personally. I personally have never seen a hosta like Rick Ross. Oh, my gosh. Personally, this nigga got Oscar to do a show in Africa, a show in Dubai where I know the numbers. He's getting big numbers, hundreds of thousands. And the next day, he's had a. A barn in Memphis, Tennessee, hosting that I never seen. He won't turn a dollar down. I've never seen it. Like, somebody. And I'll be. And I work hard, and I be looking at him, I'll be like, damn, bro. Like, I just ain't. I ain't. I didn't need to be 10 years younger to compete with Rick Ross. And then he throws a. You know, he buys the house from Evander Holyfield, which is foreclosure or something, and you like, damn, you sure you want to get in that roster? And he turns it into. He throws an event there every year that pays for the. He already paid the house off with an event, a car show. Like, I never seen my. Like, I don't want people in my house. Yeah, I don't. No, really. I love everybody. God bless everybody. I don't. You know, I see my neighbors unpleasant. I don't talk more than one minute like it's a good couple. Across the street, two Indian people. He looked like. He wear them. Them shoes, too. He looked like. I don't. He looked like a doctor. But they walked through, and I'm nice to them. They older than us. I'm. Yo, what's up? But other than that, I'm so sure everywhere I go, but I'm antisocial in my house. But Rick ross, to take 10,000 and put them in his house. Strangers. Yeah. You know, he had a ship, like two years ago and found people there three, four days later on the other side of the. His house is that big, bro. That's crazy. That's crazy. But he found a way, you know, He's a big hustler, man. Salute Ross. And I'm telling you, got a whole. He got cattle. This got. This got oxen. My oxen what you have? Oxen. He got. You got a whole bunch of animals, man. Him and Cat Williams, they got a whole bunch of animals. You know what I'm saying? Cat bought a bunch of land, too. Cat got a whole farm, bro. It's like a whole. You just got land. What you need to do, Boo Boo, you need to learn how to take care of chickens, take care of cows, take care of livestock. Because the world is about to end, Boo Boo. That's what's gonna happen. Real stuff, you know? Yeah, nigga. Well, I'm sorry, nigga. You know, it's me, you know, do the voice. The Cat Warriors. We did a movie together. You see it? I'm not sure if I saw it, but what's the name of the movie? It's called Two Minutes of Fame. You see that shit went. Flew right by me, man. Them two minutes, I said, they really get to see them shits like that. But, yo, Cat Williams, he's hilarious, too. You ever went through. I think right now, I just thought of that Outkast line where he said my favorite rappers wasn't bringing it. This, this that. You ever went through a time where some comedian you really love just like, it wasn't that hot no more for. And you was like, damn, can't say not hot, but just not working as much as they were. And I think this is a ubiquitous feeling. Like everybody wants Eddie Murphy to return to Stand Up. Everybody, because he's just that good, you know? Well, you think he'll be good now? 2020? Absolutely. Yeah. You think so? And yo, 2015, he got the Mark Twain. He got the Mark Twain Award. And he got up there, he did a bit, and he killed. Eddie is connected. Eddie is watching everything. And I would hope one day that he would come back because, you know, he's only put out two specials, and he is arguably the biggest comedian ever. That's the problem. The problem is when you put out two illmatics, you don't want to come back all these years later and stink up the place. So I'm sure he's very conscious of, like, if I come back that, like, you know what Eddie Murphy's Raw was? I went. I always tell a story on the show. I went to the fucking shit with a hundred guys to my projects. Out of all a hundred guys, I'm the motherfucker got thrown out the movie theater. Cause you were laughing so hard. So fucking hard. Do you know how hilarious that fucking shit. They threw me out. I was the asshole in the movie theater. But let me Ask you a question, though. You think that. You think Raw is better than Delirious? Cause Delirious had everything in it. No, no, they all. They. What's the one with the red leather suit that's delirious? Oh, yeah. Delirious was just out of control. Yeah, the one where he was talking about Rocky, the white boy at the. Nah, that was. That was. That was Raw when he did that. Yeah, some. Yo, that shit sound pause. Anyway, Raw and all this. We talking right now. The out of here Raw. You so delirious, you roaring like you talked about Glizzies for seven minutes. We never said that Glizzy got stuck in his mustache. We didn't say that. Eddie Murphy. And because. And because he couldn't continue just because he passed away. Robin Harry. Robin Harris. I missed one, Mike. Oh, my gosh, man. That one. Oh, look at my. Look at my. Look at my. Look at. Officers of the goddamn law. Ain't this the bitch? Look at it. Look at. Over here. He said, I got a job. Looking for one. I've been. I've been on the plural so long, forgot what type of work I was looking for. He said. Ah. He said, the baby. He said shit of Pampers and walking at the same time. Yo, Robin Harris, Bernie Mac, Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle. They're my top five. Chris. Honest to God. And you can't even say Prior because Prior inspired everybody. Prior is up here. But those five guys sound like Fat Joe Down. Those five guys. Those five guys. Legendary. Legendary. We was in Harlem. There was a polar bear strapped with the Arnold Schwarzenegger chop. I'm talking about the Big John. And then it snowed like, nigga, no. It didn't happen. Did I not tell you that? Tupac Shakur. I watched Tupac. I watched Tupac fight an African with a sword when they used to sell the bootleg tape tapes. Yeah, I watched tupac walk on 125th and was snatching all his tapes off his. And the African pulled out the sword. You for real? I swear to God. And Tupac beat the shit at him and took the sword off of him in the middle of 125th. Chopped his neck. No, he ain't chopped his neck off. I ain't say that. That's. You guys trying to take it to some other. I seen him fight a. The pull out of swords. Did you? Tupac was on his pan in the mouth. Now. Now. All right. Okay, pause. Yeah, yeah, pause. Did you. Did you see Tupac fight Michael Jackson? Did you ever see that because they say that happened. I don't know. I don't know if it. I don't know if it was real. I got a scrap with mj. You scrap with him? You heard that too? That's bullshit. I know my man. My man JR Rest in peace that anyway I can't say one of my guys he's just a nice guy he had Junior he passed away but he got that man said one day Mark Anthony was arguing with JLO in his house he got scrapping with Marquette. That was his yo yo yeah breakfast, lunch and dinner Thanksgiving, Halloween he would always come more good he tried to talk to me like I'm not yo my man. You gotta sit down Junior. Yeah he had one of them stories that that's pretty in Puerto Rican community that's crazy but you some more you talking about Junior Rider from Dipset? No. Okay cool. I thought you said riding billionaire. He passed away man. He's my mentor, man. You know what I'm saying? Junior Ryder would have had a fight with Mark and his would have called. Would have called it would have called the dips up Jels would have been in the building freaking cam would have been there. Everybody would have been there. I thought you said Junior. You said J WR the billionaire. Okay cool. 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You causing a distraction. You told them niggas causing a distraction. Say, yo, he started rapping. Oh, man. Nigga Yalls freestyles. Both of y'. All. Specifically, I've been listening to y' all high school 05 mixtapes, and I think it was all on a mixtape. I heard y'. All. It was like. It was a mixtape going against, I think, 50 or something. It was like a 50 mixtape, and it was a 50 diss. And. Oh, no. Okay. Niggas getting okay tension. I see knees shaking. Maybe I stop talking about it. Nah, I'm. Go ahead. Nah. Cause I'm trying to get in the TV show, man. But. But y' all 50. I want to be in a TV show. But y'. All. Y' all cool, and we all cool. And let me ask you a question, though. Wasn't all of that just propped up for numbers? No, no, no, no. It was real. That was it. That wasn't. It's just a physical like this. Somebody might have died behind that. Oh, man. Real talk. Okay. That's why I thank God. Everybody squashed and everybody walked away. Good. It was just. No way. You know, he's too much of a tough guy. We from the same town. I think I'm tough. It was. That shit was sparks flying wherever we would have seen each other. It would have been like, do you smell what the Rock is cooking? Like, that shit had to go down, all right? Or you couldn't have. You know, you wouldn't be able to have a reputation if you saw 50 Cent anywhere in New York City. And at the time of that Beef and Terror Squad and 50 in them, it didn't go down like it almost went down at the MTV Awards. It had to go down. If it didn't go down, he would walk away like he's all mouth and fat Joe. It was terrible. It was a terrible situation. Thank God it's peaceful. Everybody gets along. Shout out to Tony Yayo and Uncle. They got that real report. You know what I mean? Y' all just is crazy, people. I. I didn't. I'm sorry, bro. I didn't. I. No, no, it's all good. We family. Everybody's love. But that was a serious situation, you know, Natural. A kid from the burbs. It was. It was. It was very entertaining. But, oh, no, it was. Yeah, y' all niggas was going at each other. That was dope, you know? What? I mean, until 50 Cent, I had never witnessed disrespect. Like, I had never felt nobody in front of me, behind me, pause, pause, pause. I never. I never witnessed disrespect. So to me, it was like, shocking, you know? It was like, yo, shocking. Yo, shout out to AD in the building. I was Chris Lighty, you know, he discovered me and 50. And when he passed away, we seen each other at the funeral, and that broke the ice. And he always wanted us to squash the beef. And then that's why we, you know, squashed the beef. That's beautiful, though, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, the fact that you can. And the fact that you can get past your differences, no matter how controversial things are, you can get back to the art. That's what it's about nowadays. If you don't get past it, the feds will show you how to stay present in that motherfucker. Huh? That motherfucker put you Rico, in. One second, huh? Let's check on Diddy. Yeah. Is that a curse word here? I can't say that. I'm just. I'm trying. Look, Kiss. You got the same look. I seen some shit, Yo, Kiss. I seen some shit. They said Diddy's planning this coming home party. Shit. Is AI present. That shit is fake. That was AI. You think it's fake that Diddy won't throw a party? Diddy want to have a sandwich and hug his kids and sit his ass down. When they let him out, he's going to have a party. Not soon as he get out, he's going to take a bath and fried chicken or something. You got to sit down with his. You know, he had that soul food. Sundays, you go to his house, they eat all that soul food. But my question is, is he gonna have a party or is he gonna have a party? Party. You got a rap album? Yeah, yeah, for sure. Dropping, man. Actually, it's dropping on May. Not May, June. The. When is The Iceman? It's June 15th. June 15th. Is dropping June 15th. My next single, The Man, 15. I thought it was May 15th. The Iceman. Iceman 12th. June 12th. My fault. June 12th. And my next single dropping May 15th. That's what it is. What's the name of your album? It's called the Odyssey. Yeah, man. Why the Odyssey? Because the character that I am playing. Cause it's a whole backstory for this character. So he's. He was given power to, like, find another planet, and then this planet's like a diamond planet. So he's gotta Bring the economy back. And he gets all this notoriety. He's got all this power, man. You gotta sell acid with this album. You say, we, the normal person, gotta understand that the Odyssey guy's coming from another planet. From this and this and that. They don't even use drugs to listen to that shit. Well, no, no, they don't even gotta do that. Because the music and the character is synonymous to who I am. Because it's like me in another dimension almost. Because I was young, got a lot of money, figured it out, had a lot of access. But I realized that, you know, that wasn't the most important thing. Because when you get those things, man, it's not going to fulfill you. The most important thing is having love in your life. And having God in your life. That's what it is. And that's what he discovers. So that's what the album is about. And that's the journey. You know, this journey of life, man, is so crazy, right? Because when you come from nothing, you want it. And then now when you get to my age and you look back and you just be like, yo, man, I was just way too young for them to give me all that money. I swear to God, at the time, I felt like King Kong. Like, yo, we got it. But it just. Thank God I never used drugs or abused alcohol or something. Cause I'd have been underneath some shit right now. Like, it was like. Like this shit. You know, you get all that money if you getting high, too. Yeah. Like, that must be out of control. So with me, that's. I think that's the only thing that saved my life to this day. That I wasn't on drugs. Cause I. You know, I'm a very addictive personality. So if I was to gamble, I don't gamble. If I was to gamble, I'd be dead broke. If. If I was to be getting high, I be. Forget it. I would have probably smoked the big. I would have went to fucking Antarctica. And got the biggest rock of crack you ever seen in your life. I would have been breaking records. Niggas would have been like, yo, Fat Joe got the Iceman sculpture in his house. He's smoking. What is it like, game show hosting? What is it like? How you like that? What's going to tell us? None of that game show hosting is cool. Because you actually. Well, you have to think off your dome, of course. And you get a chance to connect with people. And you can't fake that. On television. You can see connections. Like when people are nervous. It is your job as the host. Calm them down, make them comfortable, because, you know, you could be down on my show. You can have three family members that you just lost to the balls. Push. They got knocked in the water. And then you could be on edge. Like, I don't know if I can throw some flags at this guy off the dome. Three in the water, like, yo, what's up? You're not on your flagship today. My shit ran out. This motherfucker threw, like, seven flags. Right now is you usually the king of flags off the dome. Like dicks in the water. This ain't nobody. You could lose three family members. Ain't nobody. Your butthole would be like, what the. Oh, man, you better pull out a. When did you say it on the flags on this? I don't recall. It's a Paul's machine. I don't recall saying any of that. If I catch him. If I catch him, like, this guy. Wait till you watch this episode back on. You're gonna be like, damn, I missed. Yeah, it was right. We're gonna see it. You. Yeah. You did a lot of butt talking. I always. I did some glizzy talk. But let me tell you something. I always say I went, oh, so let me. Let me. We did Celebrity Family Feud. Yeah. Yeah. The part where you turn around and be like, name how many people in the thing. There was a thousand people there. Yeah. And you got to think of the. That is nervous, Nelson. Like, you. You. Yo, it's really a audience of 500. A thousand people. You got to come up with, oh, what do you, like in the bathroom? What do you did? That is hard, bro. I was up in there, like, Sunday. Checking like that is hard, bro. Now. Now I know what the people. People at home don't realize with them people that. That kind of stress that they going through, like, coming up with that, you know, survey says that. Not the one with you with your family and all. Like, who gives a. But when you go out there on that dolo mission. Yeah, that shit crazy. You know what you would actually like. You would like my show because it's like Family Feud. Cross a wipeout if you ever get a chance. We're in our third season now, man. We're doing. We're doing very well. I appreciate everybody for checking it out. You know what I mean? Y' all do celebrity. How can I get on? We. Now. We've expanded it. You can be up there. As a matter of fact. As a matter of fact, all D, Like, D Block could come on the show, bro. The whole D Block Terror Squad set that up. I always said that I want to be like Steve Harvey. I tell him in this. I told him, are you halfway there? You got to. No, no, no, no. I'm up. I'm more than happy there. Talked about my shoes. I had to say something. Tell you something. I done my rounds, like, shopping the show. How about this, kids? I done my rounds in la, shopping the show one time. And so we go to all of them. Like, one is Paramount, one's the other. You know how you gotta. You need permission to get in. Absolutely. How about every single one I went to, they had a space there that said Steve Harvey right in the front. In every studio, one had a Rolls Royce, you go to the other one Rolls Royce. This motherfucker getting so. This 15 years ago. You know how much money Steve Harvey getting? So imagine you go to Def Jam this one, that one, that one. Everywhere you go, the got the front office. There you go. It's a smart car. That motherfucker getting that bread, man. He's got like 15. He's got like 15 shows. They all syndicated. That's what you want to do. The goal is to get to 100 episodes so it can. Hello. Get to 100 episodes. And then you just. You good, bro. You know what I mean? And it's all about that syndication. Get the syndication money. He talk. That's my unc right there. Like, Steve Harvey is my uncle. I can call him up, talk to him. Hey, boy, this what you need to do, boy. This what you need to do, boy. You gotta get your business lined up, up. And you make sure you bury your money, boy. Don't let these white people take your money now. Real talk, real talk. But he's so successful because he knows how to move, maneuver, and he knows once you do one show, like, you're saying people with sick work ethic, like you were talking about DJ Khaled, like you were talking about Rick Ross. You have that type of mindset. You can do 15 shows, you will keep going. Your whole family will be able to eat for the rest. Forever, forever generation. You know what's crazy is I met Steve Harvey for the first time in Abu Dhabi preseason. And I told him. I said so. He was like, yo, I love your podcast. He said, you and kiss a gentleman. I said, yo, I want to be like you. I seen his eyes. His eyes opened up like he couldn't believe. Like maybe another man was telling him some shit like that. I said, yo, man, I want to be like you, man. Like. Like you successful. Man, you the guy that I want to be like. And I seen him, he was taking like. Oh shit. Like, yeah, you know, I guess everybody, you know, people hold shit in. I'll tell them the truth. Like it man, you are the prototype. You the bluefall Glizzies. I don't give a fuck. Yo, listen, I heard we had music. Got some Odyssey off the Odyssey project. Got something. Absolutely. I've been rapping long and I've been doing comedy. So it just happened to comedy was just the thing that popped first. I used to battle, I did all of that stuff, man. So I'm telling you, shout out to my brother Sha. Cause remind me of me and Sha when he was in junior high. He liked Dana Dane. I like Slick Rick. Always argue every day going on the bus to school like, yo, Slick Rick is better than Dana Dane. He be like, yo, Dana Dane, Slick. That's them fun hip hop shit, you know what I'm saying? Yo, which one we playing? James, Turn it up, man. I'm a pretty handsome money bank teller world is my worship baby call it Rockefeller. You can own that, you get on that that you can own that I could put you on that. Got the smoothest scent smelling pillow talking gentlemen a pretty really ain't nobody better but you own that, you can own that. I could put you on that, you can own that. Can I be your man? I want some babies in your oven, baby marriage plans. How about it cater to the best time I'm a cooking man and like let me put this big old nine up in your diaphragm. You got them lying if you thinking that he better than me. I'm old school, baby. Like your grandma's book of recipes. I got that. 42 was pouring in his Julio tequila friends up in me casa. That's me amigo, she take the offer then I'm poking like Pinocchio. Massages come as mandatory. I just let you flow I. He got his hyp back there look. Creative like a drink this 1800 own modesty. Oh yeah, yeah, you got me. Oh yeah, yeah, you got me, baby Bob. Yo, Jim, Let me tell you something, boy. That's your mom. Survive starting to understand survive. That's a vibe I get in the car and I'm driving super understand that that's a vibe. And look, you didn't have to, you ain't have to be high to understand it, you know what I'm saying? I don't get high so I, you know that's a lie. How people, people say they got to get high to make music. They got it here. That's a lie. I've been sober my whole life and put shit out the park. You know what I'm saying? Hey, let's go, James. What's this one called? Speak for yourself. I know you need that Maserati, Jack. You know the man, but get the man system gone. Here. Oh, this one. This one right here. Yay. I say what I hate a sick say, hey, we ain't even need your participation lobster with the tail I'm gonna need a steak swear I can get four jumping out of weight swear something I'm losing is my body weight A lot of dollars in my pocket that's a different way. Hey, you made your bed, you can go and lay like you up in the wound you ain't never seen this before I got women that SM willing pictures me like it's folk I keep spilling the Alphabet but I be on the rope I'm busting marking all these chickens I can get to the goat your girl the fish of me I do it well I know that she flow I just t a pick of the litter ain't mean nothing or you tripping again, baby ain't no sweat on my brow get to switch you out now a back on the brow God dang, I'm the man Hey, I told. Got a lot of chicken I God damn, I'm the man in this you can't stand with a better try to make a friend with this. Up his witness I've been watching all these watch some wash my dishes I ain't never lacking vision 2015 no prescription and my D is in addiction like a puppy daddy did it, I'mma beat it I'mma beat it till the ass gotta delete it One question. Who the leader? Ice cold, you ride with that? Got a lot, Y'. All. James. Yo, my G. Listen. You are talented, bro. Get that out of the album, man. You are talented, bro. Look, and I. And I'm telling y', all, man, when I say I listen, I listen to lyrics. I'm a. I like you two are lyricists, man. And I appreciate that, because that's crazy project. I'm downloading that Odyssey thing. Me personally, I need that in the system. Not going long drives and shit. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, for sure. That shit hard right there, bro. I'm not gonna lie to you. Snacking. Listen, man, Very talented. This ain't that. That ain't this cracking. Kiss, make some noise for Jay Farrow. Yo, my guy. Appreciate, brother. Thank you. Getting that album, bro. You're very talented, brother. Thank you very real. Quick, before you leave, you got to give us your best kiss and your best Joe impression. Okay? Well, you know it's similar to the paint stripes under your eyes. Yo, they need to do a tickle me Jada. If the was getting tickled, it be like and then. And then these. I told you these guys. It's always guys. 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