Joe and Jada - Tiffany Haddish tells HILARIOUS Fat Joe stories, talks new Peacock show & her 2 songs w/ Jadakiss?!

Summary

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Episode: Joe and Jada – Tiffany Haddish tells HILARIOUS Fat Joe stories, talks new Peacock show & her two songs with Jadakiss!?
Date: November 13, 2025
Guests: Tiffany Haddish, Fat Joe, Jada (Podcast Co-Host)

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Episode Overview

This lively episode features comedian and actress Tiffany Haddish joining the always-unfiltered Fat Joe and co-host Jada for a deep, hilarious, and wide-ranging conversation. The trio shares stories about fame, resilience, relationships, and navigating the entertainment industry, while also teasing Tiffany’s new travel show for Peacock and discussing the importance of personal growth, financial savvy, and authentic friendship. The chemistry is electric—filled with jokes, quotable moments, and personal anecdotes.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Resilience, Cancel Culture & Staying True to Yourself

• Tiffany and Fat Joe swap stories about public scrutiny and the myth of ‘cancel culture,’ sharing that real strength comes from within and the support of loved ones.
  • Tiffany: “I think the only thing that can cancel me is God and myself.” (05:02)
  • Fat Joe: “Every couple of months they try to cancel me, man. That means you’re doing something right.” (05:19, 05:27)
  • Both emphasize not letting online negativity dictate their self-worth: “I miss the 1900s when you be like, ‘Say that shit again, I’ll slap the shit out of you.’” (Tiffany, 05:42)

2. Modern Relationships, Value, and Standards

• The shifting landscape of dating—texting at the dinner table, the importance of credit scores, and why standards matter.
  • Tiffany: “Your credit score is your grown-up report card… how you spend your money is probably how you gonna spend my heart.” (07:18–08:05)
  • Both agree investing wisely is more impressive than flashy spending. Tiffany shares investing in land, a diamond mine, and a lithium mine. (08:18–09:02)
  • Memorable metaphor: “If a bank won’t give you a loan to buy a house or start a business, why would I loan you my body?” (09:04)
  • Hilarious visual: “If every time you got a woman pregnant your nipples started to leak, you would think twice.” (Tiffany, 09:50)

3. Fame, Self-Image, and Comedy

• Tiffany recounts her intense, dream-fulfilling experience hosting SNL: “I lost 10 pounds in one week... by the end I was like, do I want to do it again? Hell no, I wanna sleep.” (Tiffany, 14:54–15:56)
• The challenge of making it as a ‘pretty girl’ in comedy: “People said, ‘Pretty girls don’t do comedy’ ... Well, then, I guess I’ll open up that lane.” (20:23–20:41)
• Using criticism as fuel and never quitting on yourself.

4. Hilarious “Ugly Party” and Social Observations

• “Being stuck in the face”: an extended, playful riff on people who are unattractive but carry confidence (or arrogance with money).
  • Fat Joe: “I was just people-watching, stuck in the faces the whole night. I might have went to the ugly people party.” (13:03)
  • Tiffany: “Those are the ones that treat you like a goddess.” (12:33)
• On musty people: a riotous back-and-forth on body odor, hygiene, and the perils of hugging someone whose smell “sticks to your shoulder.” (23:33–25:55)

5. Stories from the Stage & Backstage

• Both reminisce about big performances:
  • Fat Joe: On the pressure of performing in New York, seeing “a hundred people” backstage. (18:26)
  • Tiffany: On hosting at LA’s Staples Center, letting bullies backstage—“The people that used to tell me, you ain’t gonna make it… I never gave up on me though. Never quit on me.” (19:13–20:02)

6. New Ventures: Tiffany’s Show, Songs with Jadakiss

• Tiffany introduces her Peacock travel show, Tiffany Haddish Goes Off (See: 51:41, 64:12), promising real, positive, and fun adventures across Africa with her lifelong friends.
  • She stresses, “You see Black women moving how Black women actually move… using their words and intellect.” (51:30, 51:54)
• Surprise music news: Tiffany reveals not one, but two new songs with Jadakiss, which deeply moved her. (46:19–46:57)
• On authenticity with friends and industry people: “She one of the few people in the industry that you could always count on.” (Fat Joe, 47:18)

7. Inside Look: Jail Stories (Comedy Gold)

• Comparing Beverly Hills jail to other experiences:
  • “Best jail I ever been to, all clean—you get a call button! The pad went from my belly button to my bra strap.” (Tiffany, 35:57, 37:34)
  • Fat Joe describes UK jail: “They gave me a turkey sandwich, a poster of Bob Marley…” (36:27)
• Fat Joe’s wildest correction officer encounter: “She was the truth… Eight months after, I see her on the local news. Correction officer kills her husband, throws him off the boat…” (43:08–45:19)

8. Travel and Africa: Identity & Homecoming

• Both detail travels in Africa—the love, recognition, and the real face of the continent.
  • “If I can drop my money over there and build a bridge… so they can see what it really is.” (Tiffany, 55:13)
  • Fat Joe: “Africa, one of the most beautiful places in the world. Now they got their own shit popping with all the Afro beats and all that. Back then, they went crazy for Americans.” (57:53–58:04)
• Tiffany underscores investing in “where you’re wanted, not tolerated.” (59:14–59:16)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

On Cancel Culture:

“I think the only thing that can cancel me is God and myself.”
— Tiffany Haddish (05:02)

On Relationships:

“Your credit score is your grown-up report card.”
— Tiffany Haddish (07:18)

On Smart Investing:

“I spend my money on land. I invest in the land, right? … I invested in a diamond mine … I also invested in a lithium mine.”
— Tiffany Haddish (08:18–09:02)

On Comedy and Identity:

“People said, ‘Pretty girls don’t do comedy’ … Well, then, I guess I’ll open up that lane.”
— Tiffany Haddish (20:23–20:41)

On Fame and Perseverance:

“The people that used to tell me, you ain’t gonna make it… I never gave up on me though. Never quit on me.”
— Tiffany Haddish (19:38–20:02)

On Friendship:

“She one of the few people in the industry that you could always count on.”
— Fat Joe (47:18)

On Life and Growing Older:

“When you in your 20s, you a puma; in your 30s is cougar; in your 40s, you a thundercat; and in your 50s, you a saber tooth tiger…”
— Tiffany Haddish (65:24)

On STDs in Old Folks Homes:

“The STD rate in the old folks home is at an all-time high. That’s the best place to get a disease… but they like, look, I’m old, well, I’m about to leave anyways. Let it itch, let it leak, I don’t care, make me come.”
— Tiffany Haddish (66:03–66:32)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Resilience and Cancel Culture: 05:00–06:00
• Dating Standards & Credit Scores: 07:10–08:20
• Investment and Wealth: 08:10–09:10
• SNL experience: 14:54–15:56
• Fame & Old Criticism: 19:13–21:02
• Ugly Party & "Stuck in the Face": 13:03–13:35
• Bad Hygiene Stories: 23:33–25:55
• Tiffany’s songs with Jadakiss: 46:19–46:57
• Tiffany Haddish’s new Peacock show: 51:41, 64:12
• Jail stories—Beverly Hills, UK, and Raggedy Ann: 35:55–45:19
• Travel in Africa & representation: 53:09–58:30
• Friendship & Being ‘Wanted’ not ‘Tolerated’: 59:14–59:20
• Aging, love, and wild stories: 65:24–67:22

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Tone & Style

The episode is raw, playful, and unapologetically candid. Tiffany and Fat Joe riff off each other with unfiltered humor, genuine warmth, and plenty of streetwise wisdom. The style is conversational, at times raucous, alternating between laugh-out-loud stories (Keith Sweat, club nights, wild dating experiences), empowering moments, and street-smart advice.

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Takeaways

• Authenticity and resilience are key to surviving public life and personal setbacks.
• Invest in assets and relationships that build real value, not just surface impressions.
• Comedy—and life—comes from embracing your whole story, even the wild and messy parts.
• Friendship is found in those who show up, no matter what the world throws at you.
• Representation matters, and building true connections—whether through comedy, music, or travel—can change everything.

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Highly recommended for fans of bold, unfiltered humor and authentic conversation about fame, friendship, and self-worth.

Transcript

[Podcast Narrator]

The murder of an 18 year old girl in Graves County, Kentucky went unsolved for years until a local housewife, a journalist and a handful of girls came forward with a story.

[Fat Joe]

America, y' all better wake the hell up. Bad things happens to good people in small towns.

[Podcast Narrator]

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[Tiffany Haddish]

I knew it was a bomb the second that it exploded. I felt it rip through me.

[Rip Current Narrator]

In season two of Rip Current, we ask who tried to kill Judy Berry and why.

[Fat Joe]

They were climbing trees and they were sabotaging logging equipment in the woods. She received death threats before the bombing. She received more threats after the bombing.

[Tiffany Haddish]

I think that this is a deliberate.

[Rip Current Narrator]

Attempt to sabotage episodes of Rip Current Season 2 are available now. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Fat Joe]

I'm Marcus Grant.

[Podcast Host (Eliot Khani / Kyle McLaughlin)]

And I'm Michael F. Florio and together we host the NFL Fantasy Football Podcast.

[Fat Joe]

Ready to dominate your fantasy league this season? Then you need the NFL Fantasy Football Podcast, your ultimate source for player news.

[Podcast Host (Eliot Khani / Kyle McLaughlin)]

Draft tips and winning strategies.

[Fat Joe]

Whether you're a rookie manager or a fantasy vet, we've got the insight to help you crush your opponents. Listen to the NFL Fantasy Football podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

I'm Jonathan Goldstein and on the new season of Heavyweight. And so I pointed the gun at.

[Fat Joe]

Him and said this isn't a joke.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

A man who robbed a bank when he was 14 years old and a centenarian rediscovers a love lost 80 years.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Can 101-year-old woman fall in love again?

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

Listen to heavyweight on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Big Rude]

Atlanta is a spirit. It's not just a city. It's where Crunk was born. In a club in the West End.

[Fat Joe]

Before world star, it was 55 9.

[Big Rude]

Where preachers go viral and students at the HBCU turned heartbreak in the Resurrection. Where dreamers brought Hollywood to the south and hustlers bring their visions to create black wealth.

[Rip Current Narrator]

Nobody's rushing into relationships with you.

[Big Rude]

I'm big rude. Listen to Atlanta ears on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast.

[Fat Joe]

Nah, he grew up. You showed up. You show up.

[Tiffany Haddish]

And I danced all night and I think Keith Sweat almost got me pregnant.

[Fat Joe]

Remember that night through the clothes? Oh my God. Ke Sweat wanted to take these down.

[Tiffany Haddish]

He chased me out the club. He's like, let him in. Tiffany. Tiffany.

[Fat Joe]

I was like, oh, my God. Joe Crack. The biggest in the game.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

You know who it is. Your boy Jada. This is the Joe and Jada Show. Every show legendary, Every show iconic. And we stick to our word. Today's guest is from the trenches. When you think of the culture, you think of comedy. When you think of acting, somebody, they try to break, but they can't break. When you think of somebody that anything she puts a hand on or foot in, she does it to the maximum.

[Fat Joe]

Well, her feet ain't done today, but, yeah, shut up.

[Tiffany Haddish]

It's natural, my nigga.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

Give it up for her guest.

[Fat Joe]

Tip it together.

[Tiffany Haddish]

She ready. Joe, you be snitching, man. Bro, you said her feet ain't done today. My feet are done every day, but today they done God's way. Natural. No paint butt naked. That's how the shrimpers like it. Butt naked, toes. What up, shrimpers? She ready.

[Fat Joe]

Yeah.

[Tiffany Haddish]

That wasn't for y'.

[Big Rude]

All.

[Tiffany Haddish]

That was for a certain demographic out there. You know what I'm saying?

[Fat Joe]

Yo, sis, man, we so proud of you. We honored to have you here. You've been killing the game for a long time. You know, you started out, you know, foster homes and had the roughest time of your life, and now you're able to be successful. And just like Jada said, we see, they always try to throw mud at us. You know what I mean? Fake cancel us. But we rise to the occasion. Cause I think cancel is fake. Do you think cancel is fake?

[Tiffany Haddish]

I think the only thing that can cancel me is God and myself.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

Facts.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Yeah. I could decide to allow whatever the world is saying to stop me from doing my purpose. So I could just do my purpose. And I'm doing my purpose. So, yeah, when they see. However they see it.

[Fat Joe]

Yeah. I say fuck them.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Yeah.

[Fat Joe]

No, I don't want them all the time. You know, they try to cancel me. Every couple of months, they try to cancel me, man.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Well, that means you're doing something right.

[Fat Joe]

Yeah. Them, I don't see them. Where they at. When you see people in person, they show you nothing but love.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Exactly.

[Fat Joe]

I'm not going to look at no social media, no Twitter, and think that that's the real deal. You know what I'm saying?

[Tiffany Haddish]

Sometimes I look at those comments and I'll be like, dang, I wish I didn't know how to read again. Cause when I didn't know how to read, then nothing bothered me. Like that. You had to say that shit to my face. Like, if you want to talk shit, you gotta say it to my face. And I'm still like that. I miss the 1900s when you be like, say that shit again. I slapped this shit out you.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

That's it.

[Tiffany Haddish]

And they won't say it again. They won't even say it.

[Fat Joe]

You know, back in the days, men had to have. Well, men, boys, they had to have courage. They seen a pretty girl, you gotta walk up to her and talk to her. That was the dm.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

And he just tweeted.

[Tiffany Haddish]

So. Yeah, yeah.

[Fat Joe]

They don't even know how to be like, yo, what's up, mama? What's good? Yeah, they are socially awkward, so introverts and shit.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

Son over there on his phone, mm.

[Tiffany Haddish]

He trying to slide in some DMs right now. And then when he meet the girl, he like looking at, looking at the ground and smiling at the ground. Look at me in the eyes, nigga. Right here, nigga. Ralph, talk to me.

[Fat Joe]

Don't text.

[Tiffany Haddish]

How about I went on a date and a dude text me? We sitting at the same table.

[Fat Joe]

Why are you.

[Tiffany Haddish]

You texting me and you sitting right across from me?

[Fat Joe]

He's more comfortable texting than talking.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Yeah. And I had to look at him and say, I can't read, nigga. Use words out your mouth. Act like I'm illiterate. Facts teach me. I want to be with a man that could teach me. Are you a leader? No.

[Fat Joe]

No, he definitely not a leader.

[Tiffany Haddish]

He wasn't ready.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

Wasn't ready.

[Tiffany Haddish]

His credit score was bad anyways.

[Fat Joe]

Awkward.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

Thought it bad.

[Fat Joe]

Credit a woman like you. You make a lot of money, Tiffany. And would you need a guy to level you up or have more money than you or.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Mm. Mm. He just gotta have a good credit score and an EIN number. So credit score gotta be 700 or higher. Because I feel like your credit score is your grown up report card. Right? That's your grown up report card. That's gonna show me how responsible you are. Do you pay your bills on time? Or if you make an agreement with the entity, do you fulfill your side of that agreement? Are you frivolous with your money?

[Fat Joe]

You're not looking at him like, yo, this guy's hot. I'm gonna take him down.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Oh, no, I'm. I. I know. See, if I'm gonna take you down, I'm gonna just take you down and then I'll disappear. Okay. Or if I feel like you got potential, if I feel like you got potential, if I wanna Invest some time in you. Now I need to see if you worth the investment. So what's your credit score? Right? Cause how you spend your money is how you probably gonna spend my heart. And my heart is very fragile, and I'm not gonna let you just fuck it off, right?

[Fat Joe]

You don't want no cheap guys. I'm not saying cheap guy. I'm cheap.

[Tiffany Haddish]

I'm cheap.

[Fat Joe]

I'm like, so you're cheap.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Yeah, you got a lot of money. I don't spend a lot of money.

[Fat Joe]

No, no, you got a lot of money. If you cheap, you got a lot.

[Tiffany Haddish]

I spend my money on land. I invest in the land, right? That's where I spend my money, see, That's. I buy buildings.

[Fat Joe]

We playing ourselves with Gucci, Louis and diamonds. They buying land.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Yeah, I invested in a diamond mine. I feel like, why am I going to spend all this money? I could get diamond. I can invest in the mine and they can send me my. My shit.

[Fat Joe]

Why am I going to buy that S. Leone.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Yeah, you need some diamonds. I got you, my nigga. I got you. I also invested in a lithium mine. You need some batteries, my man? I got you. Like, I'm like, I. I'm the type of person, like, why just buy it already made? I can invest in the raw resource and then get that, you know, get it at a more affordable price.

[Fat Joe]

Now you buying minds and shit like that.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Yeah, I'm like this. If a bank won't give you a loan to buy a house or start a business, why would I loan you my body stack?

[Fat Joe]

Is that technical? Are you just joking?

[Tiffany Haddish]

Cause when a man get inside you, he think you his. He want to claim you like you his land.

[Fat Joe]

I think if you think. I think if every man, right? This might be old Fat Joe, but I think if every man. Three Fat Joes. This is three Fat Joes ago. You remember when I was fat Fat Joe, right? Look like the King finished snuggly, but.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Now you a snuggly.

[Fat Joe]

Fuck all that. But I think if every man thought about the girl they're having sex with, just saying, yo, by mistake, God's doing, she's gonna be pregnant and have my baby. I think they would fuck less randomly.

[Tiffany Haddish]

I think if men lactated when they get women pregnant, they would fuck less.

[Fat Joe]

If men lactated.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Yeah, if every time you got a woman pregnant your nipples started to leak, you would think twice before you choked yourself.

[Fat Joe]

Men ain't equipped. That's where.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Well, no, you would quit, you equ. Cause men are. No, no, no, no, no. Men ain't going nipples leaking.

[Fat Joe]

Listen to me. Men ain't ready to be in no.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Fucking labor room screaming twice like, if I become president, I'mma get some scientists to put something in the weed and the beer. And then every time you get somebody pregnant, bam. You breastfeeding, nigga.

[Fat Joe]

Yeah. Damn. This get.

[Tiffany Haddish]

You gonna get, right?

[Fat Joe]

Yeah.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Yeah. You don't like that, huh? You don't like that thought?

[Fat Joe]

Get shit outta.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Yeah, now you got babies hanging off of your nipples. Yeah. Yeah. What that feel like? Yeah, Take the baby on the road with you, player. Yeah, you have. You the daddy.

[Fat Joe]

Yo, James, James, you carried your kids on the carry thing.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

With the strap thing?

[Fat Joe]

Yeah, yeah. Yo, listen, I feel. And I'll get this wrong happen to old school, man. Yo, but this could be.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

Take the nigga up.

[Fat Joe]

Listen, this could be. This could be.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

How does that feel?

[Fat Joe]

This could be out of control. Cause people make their own decisions. But me personally, when I see a guy and the girl got seven kids, you know, the strollers with the two. I said, man, he making her work too hard, bro. Like, he just boss yonder. And every time, you know, I think.

[Tiffany Haddish]

If me and breastfeed the babies, I feel bad. Pull out game would be way better.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

The stroller.

[Fat Joe]

This ain't belly.

[Tiffany Haddish]

This ain't.

[Fat Joe]

The Mormons be. They.

[Tiffany Haddish]

I'm.

[Fat Joe]

I'm telling you. And they do it because they be like, all right, we're married. We're gonna go seven babies in a. I'm like, yo, that a little bit too much on that girl right there. And she play Stevie. I don't know if she ever get divorced. I don't know who's like, yo.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

He'S finished.

[Fat Joe]

I want the eighth yonder.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Somebody do want the eighth. Somebody want it.

[Fat Joe]

Somebody want the aid.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Somebody want it. Somebody always want it.

[Fat Joe]

They want the aid.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Somebody want it for somebody. Another man's treasure.

[Fat Joe]

Treasure. You ain't fucked it up.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Somebody want it.

[Fat Joe]

Let me tell you.

[Tiffany Haddish]

I tell stories all the time. Booger wolves with some men, okay? I'm like, damn. It ain't no excuse for me not to have no animals. This is on me. It's on me.

[Fat Joe]

Booger Wooga.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Booger wolves. Booger wolves. When you see her, it's like, you scared. Snot come out your nose.

[Fat Joe]

We call these dudes stuck in the face. When they stuck in the. There's nothing you could do. You so fucking ugly, you stuck in your face. Yeah, we call them niggas stuck in the face.

[Tiffany Haddish]

And those are the ones that treat you Like a goddess.

[Fat Joe]

And I don't understand. Cause, well, some of them act arrogant. Like, we know some stuck in the facers that come around. Girls that act like they the flyest dudes in the world, that means they got some money. These motherfuckers stuck in the face.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Stuck in the face.

[Fat Joe]

I swear to God. I went to my. I went. I went to a party in Miami the other day and I think I was just sitting there. Cause I. People watch and I think I was just looking at stuff stuck in the faces the whole night. I was like, oh, he's stuck in the face or he's stuck.

[Tiffany Haddish]

You went to the ugly people party?

[Fat Joe]

I think so. I believe so. And they were very friendly people, but.

[Tiffany Haddish]

They'Re stuck in the face.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

Stuck in the face. Friendly. She just told you.

[Fat Joe]

No, no, they friend. Nah, some of them. We know some stuck in the facers that like, are really arrogant.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

Stuck up, stuck.

[Fat Joe]

I just think when men get money, right, I think that's the biggest difference. Their ego. Once they get money, they either get tough or it could be the ugliest dude in America. Think he handsome and fly. Like, I don't know.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Mm, mm, mm.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

Oh, you gotta go.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Mm, mm, mm.

[Fat Joe]

Whose fault?

[Tiffany Haddish]

Oh, it was you, Keita.

[Fat Joe]

This is like where somebody throw a fought and they don't claim it, right? Yeah, that's what's going on a fot.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Well, it was an old. It was a ring from the 1900s.

[Fat Joe]

You shit at your jaws on the plane and you looking around like who fought it? But nigga, you fought it.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

Off the plane.

[Tiffany Haddish]

That ring was from the 1900s. So whoever did it got gray hair around they nuts for sure.

[Fat Joe]

It was great liars too. Cause we immediately looked at them. Yeah, yeah, we immediately looked at them. What you said?

[Tiffany Haddish]

I said that ringtone was from the 1900s. That was the original telephone ringtone. So whoever's phone that was, they got gray hair around, they nuts.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

Guarantee, damn, it was a lady's fault.

[Tiffany Haddish]

She probably got nuts.

[Fat Joe]

Gray hair. She probably got nuts. Gray hair on the.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Gray hair around. You know what I'm saying?

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

No, listen. First black female community. This is real. The first black female comedian. The whole Saturday Night Live. And she won the Emmy for the episode.

[Fat Joe]

I thought the Tracy, you know, it's.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

Saturday Night Live did for us. No, no, what that is. Tell me, tell us what that's like. How they treated you over there?

[Tiffany Haddish]

They treated me like a worker over there. I put in the work and it was a lot of. It was hard. I lost 10 pounds in like, one week, I was stressed. I was really stressed out. I was. Because I was living my dream. That was my dream to, like, work for snl, right? Like, I wanted to be on that show so bad, and I really wanted to do a good job. And it was like the little girl in me was so excited, I could barely eat. Like, I just, like, you know how, like, if you go into some amusement park you always wanted to go to the day before, it's, like, hard to see. So the whole week was like that for me. So. And I was just so excited. I made sure I talked to every single writer, put my thumbprint on every sketch. Like, I wrote my monologue out so many times. And then I went to the comedy club and worked it out. Like, and then, like, on the day, it was like an eight minute monologue. They cut it down to six minutes. I'm like, no, you can't cut out the Japanese. I need to show I can speak Japanese. And they're like, no, no, Middle America won't understand this. And they won't. And I was just, like, going back and forth with them and, you know, fighting for what was, like, best for me and my brand and got what I could out. And it was like. It was. It felt like I was in a hurricane, you know, Like. And when it was all done, I could feel the feelings right now. I'm, like, reliving it in this moment. When it was all done, I was just like, wow. I'm sitting in my hotel room, I'm looking in the mirror. I'm like, there you go, little T. You dreamed about doing this. You did it. Do you wanna do it again? And then I was like, hell motherfucking no. I wanna go to sleep. And I slept for, like a day. And then I watched it and I was like, so, so proud. I was very proud of myself that I didn't like that I did it. I didn't quit on me. I stuck to my guns and. And I was a team player. And, like, yeah, I was just very, very honored. And then when I got nominated for an Emmy for it, I was, like, in complete shock because I didn't think. I never even thought that far. I just wanted to represent, you know, and just. And make the little girl in me, like, happy.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

Oh, doubt.

[Fat Joe]

Yeah. That's crazy, because in a similar thing was, you know, we on top of the world. Remy goes to jail. I go to jail and lose all my money. And then we throw on all the way up and then we performing that the BET Awards. And I Remember that one second before we went out, we held each other's hands and he was like, oh, we came out there, I'm all the way up, you know, motherfuckers over there looking at you like they would. You wasn't supposed to see me right now. Oh, you getting all this, Balmain motherfucker, you getting all that shit, right? But those moments are the moments where you can't sleep. And also Puerto Rican parade. Every year in the Puerto Rican parade, I couldn't sleep the night before. I'd be up thinking about the parade. And they don't even let you go till like four in the afternoon. So you really up, up. You're actually drained before the shit just hit everybody on that float. You, yeah, you done mad tired and the shit. You gotta do the same shit over and over for like 70 blocks in this. Usually the sun 100 degrees, that shit crazy. But, yeah, I know the feeling. What gets you, like, that was your first time summer jam or something? Like what? What get you? You can't sleep? Nothing. You smoke that weed, you smoke, you sleep through a time.

[Tiffany Haddish]

He get excited.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

I get like that before every. Every performance.

[Fat Joe]

Really?

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

Hell, yeah. Always think I'm gonna mess up or forget something or fall through a slip.

[Fat Joe]

The only time I get nervous is like a big New York show. Cause we from here, you got a hundred people all of a sudden. Yo, we together every day. Two, three, deep. How does 100 people show up every time? I just want to know, like, if we're alone right now, if I got to get busy in front of this fucking building right now. Me against a hundred. I got to throw nobody nowhere to be found. Why won't we do Madison Square? Gone 150. Waiting for you out there. Like, yo, yo, yo, yo. And then it's like, that's where the pressure come when I do something like Madison Square Gardens that gives me a headache.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

I see all type of people from second grade.

[Tiffany Haddish]

It's like a class reunion.

[Fat Joe]

Oh, no.

[Tiffany Haddish]

I love that. I did the Staples Center.

[Fat Joe]

You do it in your whole.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Yeah, I did the Staples center in la. And it was like my whole high school, junior high, and every elementary school I ever went to filled up that whole dang theater. And it was like the most amazing feeling in the world. And then I was like, come backstage. That was the dumbest thing I could have said. That was the dumbest thing I could have said.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

So lame. Everybody come backstage and every last person that ever went to school with you.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Yeah, but it was like my bullies came backstage too. And that I loved. Cause then I was like, yeah, I told you I was gonna make it. Look at you in my backstage. Like the people that used to tell me, you ain't gonna make it. You just gonna be somebody. Baby mama, you ain't shit. You gonna be on welfare. You gonna be this, like. And for a long time, I thought maybe they were right. But I never gave up on me, though. Never quit on me.

[Fat Joe]

And, like, it's crazy, because I watch a lot of Cardi B's interviews from day one to now, and she always talks about people saying, you just gonna be a stripper. You ain't never gonna be that really. Like, people really. They really fucks with your mentality. Either makes you stronger or it just bullies you.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Yeah. They would be like, you too pretty to do comedy. Ain't nobody gonna laugh at your jokes. Ain't nobody gonna be laughing at what you got to say. Like, you should just get a rich baby daddy. And like, you just too pretty for that shit. Like, pretty girls don't do that. And I'm like, but pretty girls don't do it. Then all the more reason for me to do it. Sound like it's a whole lane just for me.

[Fat Joe]

Nigga, that's right.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Sound like it's something just for me. Then I'll go ahead and open the motherfucking lane up then. If pretty girls don't do it, but beautiful women do do it. And when people say, oh, girls aren't funny. Okay, so you saying your mama ain't shit. Cause the first person that made you laugh was your mama. Is your mama ugly? Your mama must be ugly. Your mama made you laugh. Your mama ain't laughing.

[Fat Joe]

Your mama stuck in the face.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Your mama stuck in the face, nigga. Like. Cause that's the first person to make you laugh. And if your mama's stuck in the face, then you stuck in the face. Cause you look just like her. So, like, watch what you say.

[Fat Joe]

I seen one time, this dude sued this girl. Like, she's looking, like, the most beautiful. The baby came out. Yes, he sued her. He was like, yo, this ain't what I. This ain't not the baby. Yo, yo, listen. Yo, Yo, Jada. It's like that happened. They doing so much surgery.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Yeah.

[Fat Joe]

You thinking you with the baddest chick in the world is stuck in the face. Came out. They live being like, yo, I didn't buy into this.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Yeah, that's not what I signed up for.

[Fat Joe]

I ain't sign up. And sometimes I be thinking, like, some Women. Not just women.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

Some women look when a baby could grow out of the stuff, sometimes they.

[Fat Joe]

Listen kids, if you look at and you fantasizing over a woman, you don't know she did everything in the world and you come out, you have a.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

Baby, she was stuck.

[Fat Joe]

You want to boss y' all did you gonna try to have a baby with her? Thinking you're gonna have the Filipino and all that. Come out like, yo, what's up, dog? What's up, dog?

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

Babies.

[Fat Joe]

God forgive me for that.

[Tiffany Haddish]

That's just.

[Fat Joe]

We being fun now.

[Tiffany Haddish]

That's it.

[Fat Joe]

It's facts, right?

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

And sometimes they could grow out of it.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Yeah.

[Fat Joe]

No. Hell no. It.

[Tiffany Haddish]

No. They gonna have the surgery. Some of them got a surgery out of it.

[Fat Joe]

You know what I never understood, right?

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

How could you fix stuck in the face?

[Tiffany Haddish]

You. Surgery. Surgery.

[Fat Joe]

Well, surgery.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

That's how they made they self stuck.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Or you gonna have to massage their face and constantly say positive things to them. I love you. You are beautiful.

[Fat Joe]

You are kind.

[Tiffany Haddish]

You are sweet. You glow when you step into a room. Your people are attracted to your light. Your light is better than your actual genetics.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

Like that's old school shit.

[Fat Joe]

My grandmother did you got a program that can help us. Stuck in the Facer is a lot of charisma. Yeah, funny guy. A lot of charisma. You know somebody that, you know, the girls love their personality. That takes away from the stuck in the.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Yeah, he got to be funny.

[Fat Joe]

I'm being honest.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Yeah, dude got to be funny. He got to smell good. He need to have good hygiene. If his fingernails is clean, we might.

[Fat Joe]

Because some guys stink, right?

[Tiffany Haddish]

Yeah, they smell bad.

[Fat Joe]

How the fuck you don't know when you stink?

[Tiffany Haddish]

Man, they know they stink. They think that people. That some girls like it.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

They stink for so long, they don't know it smells regulated.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Can't smell it.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

Yeah, they do.

[Fat Joe]

Piece of shit. Yo, let me tell you something. I was in the fucking bodega in 23rd street and the fucking windows was like foggy and this shit stunk so much. Listen, I had to get out of there, but I was getting something. And I said, yo. I had to tell her to do rituals with me. I said, yo, my man, this shit. You stink, my man. And you, you. Somebody need to tell you that your shit out of control and you don't just stink. You tearing the paint off this motherfucker like, like, like you know how you can't. You know how you can't fire people for a. A certain reason that gotta be off limits. Like you can't discriminate. You can't this. If a motherfucker. You and my business smelling like shit. You got the fucking go.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

If you tearing the pain off, you could get fired.

[Tiffany Haddish]

How about. How about them people?

[Fat Joe]

No, I'm talking about the walls or.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Something that look like they smell good. You ain't seen them in a while. They give you a hug and then they smell be stuck on your shoulder.

[Fat Joe]

I went to a wedding one time.

[Tiffany Haddish]

I went to a wedding, one of.

[Fat Joe]

My man's wives said, what's up? I never forgot it. I was just like, damn.

[Tiffany Haddish]

And it's real bad.

[Fat Joe]

It might have been a $20,000 dress, diamonds and all that. And it hit me and I said. I said, damn, this ain't right, right? Like, I really like. You ain't never see me stinking your fucking life.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Well, we was in Georgia shooting that movie. That one day. That one day.

[Fat Joe]

It was a little something full of shit. You ain't never smell me stink.

[Tiffany Haddish]

You was a little stunty that day.

[Fat Joe]

I was like, I'm the poster child for fat niggas.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Probably smell like dirty crayons.

[Fat Joe]

You gotta be fucking kidding me.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Joel's nuts smell like dirty crayons today, y'.

[Fat Joe]

All.

[Tiffany Haddish]

He was a little salty that day. We. It was hot sticky out there.

[Fat Joe]

I promise you.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Where your brother at?

[Fat Joe]

He could have promise you that. Maybe you were smelling him. You wasn't smelling me.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Smelling right. Y' all was feeling like carne asada tacos sitting in the sun with a little menudo juice on it. It was sweet stuff.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

You're full of.

[Tiffany Haddish]

I was like, oh, his nuts probably smell like salty plums and dirt. Dirty crayons.

[Fat Joe]

Yo, I'm one of the cleanest men you ever meet in your life.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

Everybody love.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Not on that day. Everybody was a little salty that day.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

Everybody love groovy, and you can never be groovy. Lou the stylist, my man. Groove, you know, Groove stink is what you said. I took them with me on tour. I had a show over the water. I don't want to say where because I want to go back, but.

[Fat Joe]

Oh, yeah, that's.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

It's one of them shows where I should have never did this song. Put your hands up. It was crazy. That electronic get through all of that.

[Fat Joe]

That smell cut through the air.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

It's horrific. I get it. I get through. I'm backstage. You chilling now. He put. This is when they still got the disposable, the yellow cameras. I'm talking to somebody. Bruce over there laughing. I wonder what he's laughing for when I turn around is one of them with no shirt on. He took his selfie with me.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Look.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

Dog, I was the maddest.

[Fat Joe]

You know, some of them ball players.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

It was all over my shoulder. It was all over me.

[Tiffany Haddish]

And it's like, you gotta burn the shirt.

[Fat Joe]

Cause I wanna burn somebody. I won't say who, but I seen you with a guy one time, and I seen you. You was handling him. I was like a dude dude. Yeah, yeah. You was like, yo, stay there. And this guy was actually fly. Nah, she had like. I can't say, but I was watching you. You was moving like a dude. Like, you was like, yo, over there. You know, you move when I move. This, this, that. I was looking. I said, damn, Tiffany really on top of the world right now. She handling a motherfucker like that. Like, you know, she had him, like, you know, sit ubu on the side.

[Tiffany Haddish]

I did not sit. No pics.

[Fat Joe]

No pics. With you. Nowhere near. You know, she had that boy, like, over there. Yeah, Tiff. Yo, Tiff. I seen it. I seen it with my own eyes. Well, it's one.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Was it. There's a couple of those.

[Fat Joe]

No, it's an NBA player.

[Tiffany Haddish]

NBA player?

[Fat Joe]

Yeah, it was an NBA player. Trey's getting. Now we getting warm. I'm just saying. No, I'm not. We not doing that. We ain't. You did. I'm just saying. I seen you stunning them.

[Tiffany Haddish]

I ain't hit one of those yet.

[Fat Joe]

You're a liar.

[Tiffany Haddish]

I haven't even. I have been trying to hit Tiff.

[Fat Joe]

You've been lying a lot. You are not.

[Tiffany Haddish]

I am not.

[Fat Joe]

You ain't. Are you full of shit?

[Tiffany Haddish]

First of all, what you ain't finna call me is no lie. Okay? Hey, I'm not finna lie on my stuff. I have yet to hear. I am working on it tentatively.

[Fat Joe]

That's why I was there. I was performing live. You was sunning him. You had him over there. He's looking like this. He's a fly guy, too. You had him like.

[Tiffany Haddish]

I wasn't there with him.

[Fat Joe]

Move now.

[Tiffany Haddish]

I wasn't there. First of all. First of all, I wasn't there with him. I was there with that white boy that was reaching over your food, and that's why I was checking. Maybe the other dude was on the other side of him, but I was checking the white boy that was reaching over your food. And I said, don't be reaching over food like that.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

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[Fat Joe]

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[Fat Joe]

Let's get to it.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

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[Fat Joe]

It's okay not to be okay sometimes and be able to build strength and love within each other.

[Podcast Host (Eliot Khani / Kyle McLaughlin)]

Thanksgiving isn't just about food. It's a day for us to show up for one another. I'm Eliot Khani, host of the podcast Family Therapy, a series where real families come together to heal and find hope. What would be a clue that would be like? I've gotten lots of text messages from him. This one's from a little bit better.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Of a version of him because he's feeding himself well. It's always a concern, like, are you eating well? He's actually an amazing cook.

[Fat Joe]

There was this one time where we had neighbors and I saved their dog.

[Tiffany Haddish]

And I ended up inviting them over for food. And that was, like, one of my proudest moments.

[Podcast Host (Eliot Khani / Kyle McLaughlin)]

This is family Therapy. Real families, real stories on a journey to heal together. Listen to season two of Family Therapy every Wednesday on the Black Effect Podcast Network, iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Rip Current Narrator]

May 24, 1990. A pipe bomb explodes in the front seat of environmental activist Judy Berry's car.

[Tiffany Haddish]

I knew it was a bomb. The second that it exploded, I felt it rip through me with just a force more powerful and terrible than anything that I could describe.

[Rip Current Narrator]

In season two of Rip Current, we had ask who tried to kill Judy Berry and why.

[Fat Joe]

She received death threats before the bombing.

[Tiffany Haddish]

She received more threats after the bombing.

[Fat Joe]

The men and women who were hurt.

[Podcast Host (Eliot Khani / Kyle McLaughlin)]

Had planned to lead a summer of.

[Fat Joe]

Militant protest against logging practices in Northern California. They were climbing trees and they were sabotaging logging equipment in the woods. The timber industry, I mean, it was.

[Tiffany Haddish]

The number one industry in the area.

[Fat Joe]

But more than it was the culture, it was the way of life.

[Tiffany Haddish]

I think that this is a deliberate attempt to sabotage our movement.

[Rip Current Narrator]

Episodes of Rip Current Season 2 are available now. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Tiffany Haddish]

You know the shade is always shadiest right here. Season six of the podcast Reasonably Shady with Gisele Bryant and Robin Dixon is here dropping every Monday as two of the founding members of the Real Housewives Potomac. We're giving you all the laughs, drama, and reality news you can handle. And, you know, we don't hold back. So come be reasonable or shady with us each and every Monday. I was going through a walk in my neighborhood. Out of the blue, I see this huge sign next to somebody's house. Okay, the sign says, my neighbor is a Karen. No way. I died laughing. I'm like, I have to know. You are lying. Humongous, y'.

[Fat Joe]

All.

[Tiffany Haddish]

They had some time on their hands. Listen to Reasonably Shady from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.

[Molly Lambert]

Jenna World, Jenna Jameson, Vivid Video and the Valley is a new podcast about the history of the adult film industry. I'm Molly Lambert, host of Heidi the Heidi Fly Story, and I'll be your tour guide on a wild ride through adult films. We get paid more than the men. We call the shots. In what way is that degrading? That's us taking hold of our Life. In the 1990s, actress Jenna Jameson crossed over into mainstream culture, redefined stardom, then left it all behind. I'm a powerful woman. I think that's intimidating to a man. With a cast of hundreds of actors and comedians playing key figures, we'll take a look at how adult films became legal in the 70s, hugely profitable in the 80s and 90s, and fell off a financial cliff in the 2000s. Listen to Gentle World on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Podcast Host (Eliot Khani / Kyle McLaughlin)]

Hey there I'm Kyle McLaughlin. You might know me as that guy from Twin Peaks, Sex and the City, or just the Internet's dad. I have a new podcast called what Are We Even Doing? Where I embark on a noble quest to understand the brilliant chaos of youth culture.

[Fat Joe]

Daddy's looking good.

[Podcast Host (Eliot Khani / Kyle McLaughlin)]

Each week I invite someone fascinating to join me. Actors, musicians, creatives, highly evolved digital life forms. And we talk about what they love. Sometimes I'll drizzle a little honey in.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

There too if I'm feeling sexy in the morning.

[Podcast Host (Eliot Khani / Kyle McLaughlin)]

What keeps them going?

[Tiffany Haddish]

And you're maybe my biggest competition on social media. Like when a kid says bra to.

[Podcast Host (Eliot Khani / Kyle McLaughlin)]

Me and how they're navigating this high speed roller coaster we call reality in Australia.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Australia, you're looking out for snakes, spiders and boys, right?

[Podcast Host (Eliot Khani / Kyle McLaughlin)]

Hey, he's no Trey McDougal.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Chill. This is like the comments section of my Instagram.

[Podcast Host (Eliot Khani / Kyle McLaughlin)]

Join me and my delightful guests every Thursday. And let's get weird together in a good way. Listen to what are we even doing on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Fat Joe]

Yo, I was at your stand up and you talked about you went to jail in Beverly Hills.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Yes.

[Fat Joe]

How was that?

[Tiffany Haddish]

Like, I was so nice. I've been to many jails, yo. I've been. I've been to many jails. I'm gonna tell you, that's the nicest jail I ever been to and all. I've been to like 10 or 15. And I'm gonna tell you, that was the nicest one. They got a call button in there. It's very clean. The police are very like, respectful, I guess. Cause they're getting paid more than the average police officer. It was great. They served like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and actual Tang. Like, it was great.

[Fat Joe]

You know, I went to.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

Great.

[Fat Joe]

I went to uk, right? So I was banned from the UK for no reason, for. For many rare reason because I went to jail. But they. So they wouldn't let me back in. And the promoters would be like, yo, I got you, I got the juice. This, this. I'd be like, yo, bro, I can't get in. So they booked me for one of them stadiums over there. And they like, yo, boom. So I fly over there. Then they go, fat Joe, what's up? This is. Something's a little off. Could you step back here with me? I said, sure, no problem. He was like, could you? And I just came off the plane. I'm in the airport. They were like, could you put your hands in there? They searched Me nicely. It was like they opened up a thing and it was like, you want a turkey sandwich? I took a turkey sandwich, a juice, apple juice to this. Then they took me to this room. They opened the door, I went inside. They closed the door. Was no handle. And they're like, hello, you in the nicest jail ever created. It was, I'm stuck here. They had a poster, Bob Marley, a couch. In jail in the uk, I'm saying they was the most pleasant Here. You go to jail. Shit.

[Tiffany Haddish]

But did they have a call button in there?

[Fat Joe]

They had no fucking call.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Mine had a call button in it. And it actually worked. I pushed the button. Like, I've been to jail before. And, like, if you want the police attention, you gotta scream out, officer, somebody dead in here. I'm bleeding to death, like. And then they'll show up, like, 30, 45 minutes later. But in Beverly Hills, you push that call button, they come right through the intercom Immediately, yes, Ms. Haddish, do you need some, like. Yeah, my cycle started in here. Y' all toilet paper. I don't know what y' all got in here. This toilet paper made out of rice paper or something. It disintegrates immediately. Do y' all have any, like, sanitary napkins? And when I tell you the best maxi pad, the thing was huge. It went from the biggest pad I ever seen in my life. It went from the top of my belly button to my bra strap, nigga. And I was wearing a thong, so it looked like a pillow in a row. And now I'm a spokesperson. I'm a spokesperson for Beverly Hills jail pads. I really like that jail. I really think every police station, like, I don't know if they can.

[Fat Joe]

They can learn from them.

[Tiffany Haddish]

They could learn from them. And it's just I felt like a human, right? And maybe I made a mistake. But if I ever decide to make any mistakes ever again, I only want to do it in Beverly Hills. You want to be there in Beverly Hills because they.

[Fat Joe]

It's the biggest disconnect between, let's say, civilians and officers is how they talk to you and how they treat you. You know, she said the best thing she said is I felt human. I made a mistake. Maybe I made a mistake. Maybe they throwing this shit out Monday at the court. But one thing they don't do is the cops. Always. I never. I have. I have a real tough problem with police. Like, I have a. Now more than ever, I have a real tough time because I am super rich compared to these guys right now. And when they pull me over and they want to talk to me. Nah, I'm just telling you when they want to talk to me. Like they could talk like they God or they the King of Earth. And I'm sitting there, the last guy who stopped me, I said, yo, my man, do what the fuck you want to do. You either giving me the ticket or I'm on my way and dead ass. I like to be respect with you. You not talking to me. I'm in front with my family. You talk to me like crazy. I'm less of a man and all that. I'm not me, Joseph Carter. I'm not going for that. So give me the ticket. Do what you got to do. If not, you're poor, I'm rich. I don't give a.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

You haven't heard Rodney King.

[Fat Joe]

What you talking about? I'm saying Rodney King. I know Rodney King. But what I'm trying to tell you is I'm very respectful. Your license and registration. Here you go. This, this, that. Here you go. Don't be having meetings whether you want to give me a ticket for no reason anyway. And you about 24 years old. Like, yo, bro, come on. You don't have posters of us in your war growing up. Get the out of you.

[Tiffany Haddish]

I don't know.

[Fat Joe]

I had a problem in jail with them. When they pull me up, they was not talking to me like that. You know what happened at that party the other day? I see my man Tafia in Miami. He was in jail with me. If I'm capping any of the Mongolians every shit I'm talking about, that guy would tell you. He is not saying that. I did not have the. I'm sitting over there, right? Motherfuckers working and they want to eat. I don't have a problem. I got 12 dozen of chicken every. Every day. I got whatever the I want. I'm living like my. Like a warm up, getting his protein. I'm not lying to you. My. They give you chicken. A piece of chicken every Thursday. If I'm lying to you.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Oh, you talking about.

[Fat Joe]

I had a dozen of chicken legs every day.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Legs. I love chicken legs.

[Fat Joe]

One time corrupt chicken, yo. The corruption.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

But I hated legs.

[Fat Joe]

No, no, you know what I mean? The. Them. It ain't pigeon. The point is quail, y'.

[Tiffany Haddish]

All. It's quail.

[Fat Joe]

All right, all right. The point is, one day, I seen them expensive. They supposed to feed you, say nine in the morning. It was damn near like one o'.

[Podcast Host (Eliot Khani / Kyle McLaughlin)]

Clock.

[Fat Joe]

And all the work and these guys, they ain't got nothing. So they waiting on that whatever they cooking for. So they made chicken wings. This correction officer dude, he was black too, by the way. He came with them boots, rubber boots up the hand shit. And this guy be talking that shit. He come up in there, he go, hold up. These niggas been waiting for like 12 hours to eat these chicken wings that they made. Hold up. Flip that over. Flip that over. Yeah, that one there. Before the prisoners eat. He was in there, like, making a selection. I went up in there and grabbed chicken wings in his face. I'm like, get the out of here with that, huh? Must. I knew he got into the words. I walked away with that. I'm not them. All these you see getting smacked on the back of their head and all that. That's not Joe Crack. And to tell you the truth, I had 12 dozen chicken like I didn't even need the wings. I did it just to let him know, nigga, I don't give a fuck about what you thinking, Gomer Powell. I'm not going for that shit.

[Tiffany Haddish]

I don't know about raggedy laugh. I haven't been to prison. I only been to three hours.

[Fat Joe]

Listen, they was a lady.

[Tiffany Haddish]

I never tell you something.

[Fat Joe]

By the way, that guy, the next day, he used to fuck with people the most. That next day he came back and said, sorry. He did his history. He said, yo, I'm sorry. I did not know what time. I said, oh, I'm not trying to flip, but you did them. I had a girl in the jail, she was a fucking. You could. Her name was Raggedy Ann. She had red hair. She walk around like this. What was she doing? She walk around.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Did she work this?

[Fat Joe]

Yeah, she was a correction officer.

[Tiffany Haddish]

What happens with these selling Raggedy Ann? What are we doing?

[Fat Joe]

She's Raggedy Ann, bro. And she walk up in there, this white lady with the red hair, she walk up in there tripping on niggas every day. This my fucking jail. And I'm. This, this, this. Me and her, we ain't even have to talk. So in the jail, I work in the kitchen. They got the kitchen for the cops in the same thing. Of course, Fat Joe used to walk up in there, pull out the Snicker ice cream bars from the shit, walk out with the ice cream every day. I ain't give a fuck. Like, nothing. I'm not sneaking one day to bitch catch. She grabbed that on, she couldn't wait for something with that Joe. She. This my motherfucking jail.

[Tiffany Haddish]

This.

[Fat Joe]

This. This a movie. I'm like, you know I'm wrong. You know, she caught me stealing this. I'm just walking away. She talking to we in the building. So we on our way to go up. She starts seeing the speed. It's a hundred n. I'm like, I made sure I was 99. You heard two times, felon. Like, I'm in the back of the lot. Any think they rich and famous here, this. And I said, well, miss, you might be. You gotta be talking about me. I step out in the line, you gotta be talking about me. She's like, well, maybe I'm talking about you. I said, miss, look, let me tell you the bad news. I've been in here three months. I only got four. My mansion's on the water down the block. You only got one month to run it up. If you want to fuck with me every day and try to play with me, I'm out of here in two fucking three weeks. She said, well, what if you leave in the pine box 100 niggas shut the fuck up so fast. They were like, I got back in the line. I said, oh, let me not play with this. Sure enough, eight months after I'm in jail, I can't sleep. One night, I'm looking at the local news in Miami. Federal correction officer kills her husband, throws him off the boat in the middle of. This bitch killed her husband. And they had the cameras on the houses showing her dumping the box. I said, yo, this bitch is crazy. She's in jail.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

Should have been there with the book, nigga.

[Fat Joe]

The feds called me one day. It was like, this is the federal. This. I said, who? The federal? Yeah, we heard you had an incident. I said, my nigga, get the fuck outta here. I hang up the phone so fast, and I dropped. But she killed her husband. Coming for you, Raggedy Ann, was the truth. My n. He was coming for you, Raggedy Ann. You know Tiffany. You got this new show. Let's. Let's stand here for something. She trying to. She obviously ain't trying to sell. She obviously ain't trying to sell no nail polish. She ain't trying to sell no foot polish that she got a show, man.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

Let's hear it.

[Fat Joe]

Yo, yo, Tiff, I'm not going to forgive you for that. You said I stunk like balls like this. I'm not.

[Tiffany Haddish]

I didn't say you stunk like balls. I said your ball smelled like dirty crayons. Probably. I'm not sure.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

Dirty crayons is a sick yo.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Dirty crayons smell like. Everybody touched It.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

Before we get into our show though, you know, I always got a song with all our guests. Guess what?

[Tiffany Haddish]

He got two with me. He got two with me.

[Fat Joe]

Yo, you did it.

[Tiffany Haddish]

He got two with me.

[Fat Joe]

Yeah, it's.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

We did it.

[Tiffany Haddish]

And it's fire. We got two of them and they by fire.

[Fat Joe]

Slappers, slappers, Bangers.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Straight up bangers.

[Fat Joe]

He with you, cuz I asked him for a verse. I gotta wait three years. This guy.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Yeah, you a lie.

[Fat Joe]

No, no, I'm telling you.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Oh, he can't. His shit is fire, though. Like, his bars is like.

[Fat Joe]

He never missed.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Undeniable.

[Fat Joe]

He never missed.

[Tiffany Haddish]

So when I heard it the first time, I cried. I was so happy. And then I was like, well, I don't have his phone number, so I could like show you my gratitude. I had to like call this person to call that person.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

I kind of.

[Tiffany Haddish]

It made me feel some type of way.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

Until Brinkley got involved. I thought it was a scam. I'm like, is this really for Tiffany Hatt? Like, know what I'm saying? This is one of them. I ain't. It was.

[Tiffany Haddish]

And we gonna drop that soon.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

Too few parties, but then it's a real thing.

[Fat Joe]

So.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

Yeah, it's going down.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Yeah. And it's going down. Hilarious.

[Fat Joe]

That's the real deal, man. You know, whenever I invited to my birthday party, she's in town, she come in. Whatever I ask her for, she always solid. She one of the few people in the industry that you could always count on. If she can make it happen, if she can.

[Tiffany Haddish]

And I'll tell you right off the top, I'm gonna be there if I could be there. And if I can't, I can't.

[Fat Joe]

Nah. Real deal.

[Tiffany Haddish]

You showed up and I danced all night. And I think Keith Sweat almost got me pregnant.

[Fat Joe]

Remember that night through the clothes? Oh, my God.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

Forever.

[Fat Joe]

Oh, my God. Keith Sweat wanted to take this down.

[Tiffany Haddish]

He chased me. He chased me out the club. He's like running in, tip again, tip it in.

[Fat Joe]

I was like, oh, my God.

[Tiffany Haddish]

I was dancing with SWV and shit. Like, this is crazy. I get so weak, you know, she's.

[Fat Joe]

Funny, she's a joke.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Dancing with Mary Jane. Me and Mary was drinking and dancing and partying. Then I came party with.

[Fat Joe]

You know what's crazy? Floyd Mayweather walked in that night. Money Mayweather, right? Birthday party. He had a see through bag with bricks of gold in the bag. The motherfucker might have walked in for 20, 30 minutes. Walked around everybody with the fucking gold bars and shit and just Left Floyd Mayweather. Boy, he be flexed. Oh, he be flexing.

[Tiffany Haddish]

And he said he was gonna make a donation to my charity when I went and bought the groceries for the people. And I'm still waiting. Floyd, you showed all that money on I like, I got you, Tiff. I got you held up bricks and bricks of money, and you still didn't make the donation.

[Fat Joe]

I try to ask, bet a couple of those, but I always pay. You know, they suck at me. I come up to this. They charities, pure sucker. You ever heard of a pure sucker Right now? Yeah. Like, I go, I'm telling you.

[Tiffany Haddish]

The truth.

[Fat Joe]

I walk into charity event, it's like, they throw the light on me like, boom.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

You're sucking. Oh, Lord. Rewind the tape, booties.

[Tiffany Haddish]

What you sucking on?

[Fat Joe]

I won't eat. I go to the well your lips are shaped too. I go to the charity. They show come through.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Show you let me breastfeed you right quick. Let me feed you. I'm sorry.

[Fat Joe]

The truth is, I go to the charity event and I wear a little suit. I think I'm support. Somebody tell me two time fellas say, yo, we doing the charity whatever. I come through in the suit. You got Fat Joe in the building building it. I really ain't come for you to throw the light on me and go, boom. Mr. Fat Joe, what do you think? You got 36,000 right now? 46,000 right now. Do you got 56,000? This means that Fat Joe got 56,000. He got this. And I'm like, what the got? So fact, Joe, this, that shit happens to me, I might not be going no more. I don't want to go no more. I don't want to go to your.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Charity, invite you to my charity event.

[Fat Joe]

I don't want you to.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Cause I don't want to go. I'm super fun, and you could just give me the 30,000 before you get there.

[Fat Joe]

Your relationship with a good friend of mine who I love, Jason Lee.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Oh, that's.

[Fat Joe]

Tell me about. That's a special.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Yeah. If I. If he was into girls, like, he would be my man for sure.

[Fat Joe]

He'd be your baby daddy.

[Tiffany Haddish]

He'd be my baby daddy. I'd let him shoot up the club.

[Fat Joe]

God damn.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Yeah. I would let him shoot up the club for sure. We went to Columbia together, and I was just like, yo. Oh, I wish I could move like that. I can't move like that, though.

[Fat Joe]

No, no.

[Tiffany Haddish]

But wish I could.

[Fat Joe]

No, you can't.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Yeah.

[Fat Joe]

Let's hear both shout out, Jason, please.

[Tiffany Haddish]

So speaking Of Columbia. I took me and my girls, we traveled. I didn't take them to Columbia, but I took four of my girls to Africa and we shot it. And it's a show called Tiffany haddish goes off. And these are my friends since we was, like, in junior high and high school. And we've been friends all these years, you know, just 10. Cause I'm so young. And we traveled all the to Africa, and we went to Cape Town, Zimbabwe, Zanzibar, and we got into some stuff. And I'm gonna tell you, initially, the network wanted it to be a reality show, But I don't do ratchetness. Like, I might come off like, I do the ratchet shit, but I don't do all that the way we. Like. If we have.

[Fat Joe]

You're into baddies, you ain't in the baddies.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Well, I'm a baddie, but I'm not. I'm not about to.

[Fat Joe]

Like, you're not gonna fight a on camera?

[Tiffany Haddish]

Nah, I'm gonna fight your ass. When the cameras is off, we gonna mollywop in the room. But we. We. Yeah, but we've known each other so long, we don't. We just could have a conversation, right? Like, we never argue or nothing like that. We just have a conversation. So you see black women moving how black women actually move, how they move when they don't have to do all this fighting and stuff, when they can use their words and their intellect.

[Fat Joe]

And you want some rich black woman shit or you just.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something, because all.

[Fat Joe]

This shit out of control right now.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Let me tell you. I move like a regular human being. I don't move like I'm the richest. I don't move like it's got it popping like that. I move like how I always want to live my life. That is like a normal human being. I don't need people surrounding me and be like, oh, my God, Tiffany. Like, if you see me and you recognize me, I love it when you be like, hey, what up, Tiff? And I'll be like, what up? Cause I'm a regular person. I don't need to be.

[Fat Joe]

How is Africa experience? Did you meet one of them 7F?

[Tiffany Haddish]

Yes.

[Fat Joe]

I'm Nigerians. That hugged you.

[Tiffany Haddish]

First of all, we didn't go to Nigeria. We didn't go to Nigeria. We went to Kingstown. We went to Victoria Falls. We went to Zanzibar. We went to a Hari. And yeah, I met some very tall, handsome, beautiful men. I don't Know about cock diesel, but.

[Fat Joe]

No, not cock diesel.

[Tiffany Haddish]

That's what you was gonna say.

[Fat Joe]

I'm trying to lay on.

[Tiffany Haddish]

I want to know if they had big cock.

[Fat Joe]

Yo, let me tell you something.

[Tiffany Haddish]

What's going on, Joe? What's going on up.

[Fat Joe]

Yo, let me tell you something, Joe.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Joe. I'm not an international ho. I don't hold international.

[Fat Joe]

You don't hold Internet?

[Tiffany Haddish]

Not on ho. International. I did hold audition.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

So you used some of them in the show with you?

[Tiffany Haddish]

Yes. So me and my girls in the show, and then there was some guys that popped up. Some of them were actors, like, famous actors in South Africa. Like, so this dude, like, named Primo, he's real popular over there. He in a lot of movies in Africa, but most Americans probably never seen him before. So he came to the comedy show and stuff and was, like, hollering at me. We went out to the party. Went to a couple of parties or whatever. I think he thought I was, like, finna be with the business. But, like, he don't have a credit score. They don't have credit scores.

[Fat Joe]

How am I gonna rank down?

[Tiffany Haddish]

Rank this. I can't just give up the coochie like that. I gotta see how many goats. How many cows do you got? Like, I need to figure out which. What's the. You know, the thing? Goats.

[Fat Joe]

They got dinners.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Yeah. Cause that's rich. Like diners and all. Diamonds ain't nothing. That's nothing. It's like, they got food, though. Like, Look, I got 10 cows. I got 37 goats. That's a rich man. He can feed me. He got. I got land. I'm growing this. To me, that's sexy. And that's why I'm on farmersonly.com. what up, Ted? Like, I'm into dudes that got land that can feed me, that can provide. If Armageddon come, if everything go to. There gotta be a place where we can go. And he needs to know how to use guns and how to grow food. That don't have nothing to do with the show, though. Nothing with the show is, like, super fired up.

[Fat Joe]

We went out to Africa. That's beautiful.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Yeah.

[Fat Joe]

And you picked some pretty cool spots.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Yeah.

[Fat Joe]

Tanzania. The furthest I ever been in my life. That plane take a break. You take the plane. The plane land the middle of nowhere to get more gas.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Yeah.

[Fat Joe]

They actually let you walk out of the plane?

[Tiffany Haddish]

Plane, Yep.

[Fat Joe]

Like, you know, in the middle of nowhere. Then you go back on. That was far, but it was.

[Tiffany Haddish]

But it was one of the most beautiful places well, that's how I knew I was.

[Fat Joe]

That was one of the places I knew I was famous because I flew further than I ever flew in my life. And when I landed, it might have been like, five, six in the morning. So we got in these trucks and we going to the hotel and we almost ran the dude over. He was going to work, and he backed up and he started to curse. He was like, oh, shit, Fat Joe. I was like, oh, my God. They. This is far as hell.

[Tiffany Haddish]

We was walking through a village. We just walking through a village. They got chickens running around, kids playing. I'm thinking, nobody's gonna recognize me. Just walk in. I ain't got no makeup on, just keeping it regular, just getting my exercise in. They're like, tiffany, hot dish. Tiffany, hot Dish. And they, like, trying to take pictures and stuff. They're like, wait, wait, wait. So they got the old cameras, right? Gearing it up like it was so like, it. I love the continent. I love that continent. I would like to explore every single corner of it. And I feel like, as a person with some wealth here in America, if I can drop my money over there and build a bridge, like, I really think that that's the main purpose, my main purpose was to build a bridge between African Americans and Africa. And so they can see what it really is. Because what they showing us at 2 o' clock in the morning on TV is not what it is. What they showing us in this movie, that movie is not what it is. And for me, like, I travel all to all kind of places where, you know, most people, like, why would you go there? What you doing over there? Like, didn't you see that this is going on? This is going on? Well, I want to see with my own eyes. And when you go see for yourself what it is, you realize what the media is showing you. What is going on? Your algorithm is not the truth. Always. So I'm always.

[Fat Joe]

I've been everywhere. Now, Africa, Yeah.

[Tiffany Haddish]

You've been to Eritrea every.

[Fat Joe]

I've never been to Eritrea. Have you been to Djibouti?

[Tiffany Haddish]

Africa?

[Fat Joe]

Now, that called Dibouti. There's a part of Africa, Jada, maybe you ain't noticed, it's called Equatorial guinea, where they only speak Spanish.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Yeah.

[Fat Joe]

So every year, New Year's, I had the Super Lick. Every year, they would hire me to go over there with a bunch of salsa bands, Rafat, Joe, kicking, hip hop. The whole place in Africa, she talked Spanish. Angola talk Portuguese. So Angola, everybody go from Angola to Brazil. So Brazil was Portuguese and African. So they Talk Portuguese, but they really African, right? That was the stop on the way over here. But I've been to so many different parts of Afghanistan. Garbone, I've been everywhere. And Rwanda, everybody.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Have you got any land there?

[Fat Joe]

No, I haven't. I was thinking about some blood diamonds, but this shit, I didn't know the right plug. I was trying to get the blood diamonds.

[Tiffany Haddish]

I could connect you in all the diamonds. All the diamonds ain't blood diamonds. All the diamonds ain't blood diamonds. Some of it is actually like feeding the village and taking care of people. Oh. When it's our people. So it's like, like, you know.

[Fat Joe]

Let me tell you something. Africa, one of the most beautiful places in the world. It's crazy how. Well, now they got their own shit popping with all the Afro beats and all that.

[Tiffany Haddish]

They. Man had that.

[Fat Joe]

Yeah. But when I was going over there, it's just getting landed here. But when I would go over there, man, they would show so much love to Americans because they was that. That's pretty much the only black people they seen. Michael Jordan, Beyonce, this, this, this. They looking at everybody. Tiffany Haddish, they looking at everybody. Look, she doing. How many girls want to be actresses in Africa or be comedians? And they like, yo, she.

[Tiffany Haddish]

They just started in a comedy scene out there. They're like. They didn't have comedy for so long, and they just getting it started, like, in the last, like, seven, eight years, I'm sure they've been opening.

[Fat Joe]

Michael Blacks is not a king. Michael Blacks is the king of comedy over there, huh?

[Tiffany Haddish]

Original black guy out there's a few. That's like killing it. That's not necessarily. You never heard of. That's like. Got more followers than Michael Blackston. You gotta remember there's more people on that continent than there is over here. And. And you gotta invest in the continent, bro. If they. If they putting money in your pocket like that, you gotta invest in.

[Fat Joe]

You know, I'm trying to buy the Harlem River Drive Bridge. The bridge from the Harlem to the Bronx. That's the. I wanna. You know what I'm saying? I'm trying to do Harlem, the Bronx, you know what I'm saying? You talking about buy the Bronx?

[Tiffany Haddish]

Go where you want it, not where you tolerate it.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

You got the.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Go where you want it, not where you tolerate.

[Fat Joe]

Go where you celebrated, not where you tolerate. Stephanie Mills taught me that one time, she told me that. She said, joe, I go where I'm celebrated, not where I'm to even need to. It's a lot of tolerated motherfuckers.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Huh?

[Fat Joe]

Right? It's a lot of tolerated motherfuckers. That when you see motherfuckers come around, nobody really like them and they still just keep coming around. I got guys like, that's the feds. They the feds. I believe that somebody told me that. Somebody. There's a guy, there's a guy that always shows up. How's this? How's that? Who's this, this, this. And we'd be like, what the is this dude doing here?

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

The Fed.

[Fat Joe]

No matter what. Wait, he's the Fed. Somebody. Somebody said this nigga to fast.

[Tiffany Haddish]

I don't know. When people ask too many questions, I ask them to leave.

[Fat Joe]

Yeah, he don't ask.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Because if you can't just be in the environment, like, especially if you're not on my payroll, you need to go.

[Fat Joe]

This one guy that's showing up, this one guy been showing up since the beginning of time and he's just tolerated.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Wow.

[Fat Joe]

So when we pull up, he's just tolerated. And so when he pull up. So I remember one night.

[Tiffany Haddish]

What does he bring to the table though? Why you tolerating him though? I'm in prime. What is he bringing to the table?

[Fat Joe]

Listen, I'm in prime. 1 12, 5 in the morning. They left us the whole restaurant with my wife Mary J drinking. I'm their security. No security. We leaving at 5 in the morning. This outside the prime 112. So I tell Mary, I said, mary, don't worry, don't worry. I know this, this that. We open the door. She said, I know this. She called him by the name and went in the car. I said, yo, so this guy just stalks everybody. He shows up, he, you know, he just stalks every celebrity.

[Tiffany Haddish]

But what does this bring to the table though?

[Fat Joe]

Absolutely nothing.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Where did he gotta go?

[Fat Joe]

I've been trying to get rid of this guy for 30 years, but he keeps showing up. And then he throws this face.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

Are you really trying to get rid of him?

[Fat Joe]

Yes, 1 billion percent.

[Tiffany Haddish]

I would ask him, what are you bringing to the table? Why are you showing up?

[Fat Joe]

I wouldn't even give him a hint. I'm sure they watching this whenever I perform at Club 11 in Miami. Miami. There's 150 dudes out there. And they come and they sit in my section and I'm in the corner like this where I can't even enjoy it, and they just pop up. And a lot of those guys are tolerated.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

That's the place he was at. We Scott Storch that time.

[Fat Joe]

Yes. I Went there this weekend. It was 150 guys in my own shit. Everybody. I don't know, man. I don't know what promoter. Man, it ain't the promoters. These got. You. Can't Pistol Pete come with. He's my brother. He's celebrated. But he come with 20 dudes. I don't know, but you gotta and this guy come with 20 dudes. I don't know this kind of 20 dudes.

[Tiffany Haddish]

How do I. You can only bring two, bro. Like, don't be coming with all these unnecessary people. I need spaces for my bitches. That's what I say.

[Fat Joe]

How about if I give you money in a strip club, right? Cause I personally don't throw money in the strip.

[Tiffany Haddish]

I know I'll take the money I throw it for.

[Fat Joe]

But if I give you $500. $500. $500. 500. Y' all could throw the money. Don't think I don't see. You only throw a hundred and you put the 400 in your pocket. There's levels of bumness going on in this world.

[Tiffany Haddish]

It really is now, see, what I do is I throw the money and then I'll start picking it up off the floor. Because then I put in work. I work for my money as Morris Chestnut. I did a play with Morris Chestnut. And the whole cast went to the strip club. And Morris and like the other male actors, gave all the girls that was money to throw to the other girls. And we threw it out. And then, you know, everybody else was chill, but I was like, oh, I gotta clean up this area before somebody slips and falls. And I picked the money up and then I put it in my business. What you doing? I said, I earned this money. I cleaned it up.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

Facts. Got any standups coming up soon?

[Tiffany Haddish]

I'm going to Alabama, and I'm going Alabama and Mississippi this weekend and then next next year. Top. Well, February start. February next year, I'm hitting all these small comedy clubs in places you would never think I would go, just. Cause I know they need it. They need the comedy relief.

[Fat Joe]

So, you know, I was hanging out in LA with Jeff Ross. I love Jeff. And it was like the week before the roasting of Tom Brady. And I watched them practice. Y' all guys actually go to the comedy club? Everybody is famous. You go in LA to comedy club on a regular night. Any comedian you ever thought you wanted to meet in your life is sitting in there and they. They practicing their joke. Imagine you freestyling the spot and all the rappers are in there. And so I went in There. And it was so funny. And then when I seen it on Netflix, I was like, yo, this shit. I was there. This guy was practicing. Yeah. The show is called what? Because they keep.

[Tiffany Haddish]

The show is called Tiffany Haddish Goes Off. You can see it November 13th on Peacock. You gotta check it out because it's real, it's fun, and you'll enjoy it. I can promise you that.

[Fat Joe]

I mean, have you been having trouble watching the NBA games? Like you don't know where the shit is at now?

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

Yeah, something.

[Tiffany Haddish]

It's on NBC.

[Fat Joe]

No, it's not. It's one day on NBC, then it's on espn, then it's on Peacock, then it's on there. This shit crazy.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

Yeah.

[Fat Joe]

They killing me to find a fucking game.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

Killing me.

[Fat Joe]

It's like, yo, I'm looking at YouTube. Big mistake. Guys. Like, we cannot go to a designated spot every day. That shit change. One day I'm thinking, this is on prom. The next day is on Peacock. The next day is on espn. The day y' all bugging out with this shit.

[Tiffany Haddish]

I'm pretty sure it's on Peacock. Cause they gave me a jacket that said, NBA is back at the Peacock. If they gave me a letterman coat and it was like, you know, 20, 25, the NBA's back at Peacock.

[Fat Joe]

Remind me never to wear this shit again.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Give it to me. I'll wear it for you. I fucked some Bloods before.

[Fat Joe]

You fuck some Bloods before, they'll appreciate it. Bloods and Crips.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Yeah. This pussy has no color line.

[Fat Joe]

Dangerous.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Dangerous. Thundercats. You know somebody, me and my sister was talking about this, like how when you in your 20s, you a puma. In your 30s is cougar. In your 40s, you a thundercat, and in your 50s, you a saber tooth tiger. And if you in your 60s, you a toothless saber tooth tiger.

[Fat Joe]

And then you in your 60s. And that's what the boys. I think the women don't stop. Stop. The women never stop.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Yes, we do.

[Fat Joe]

Like, guys, they get, you know, they get tired or they, you know, they need that vi. If they ain't got the right system, they up. But the women don't stop.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Yes, we do.

[Fat Joe]

They 70 years old with boyfriends in the AARP to see.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Well, you know, the STD rate in the old folks home is at an all time high. That's the best place to get a disease.

[Fat Joe]

How's that happening?

[Tiffany Haddish]

Because they, like, ain't nobody getting pregnant in here. 70 years old, and they all from. They all from the Free Love era. From the 60s when people used to just have sex and all you got is chlamydia or gonorrhea or something to clap, you know. Now you get gonorpecyphalates, you know. But they like, look, I'm old. Well, I'm about to leave anyways. Let it itch, let it leak, I don't care, make me come.

[Fat Joe]

Listen, let me tell you something. It's out of control to even fathom that there are 70 year olds still looking for love.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Your grandma fucking.

[Fat Joe]

Your grandma fucking.

[Tiffany Haddish]

That's how you got here. Granny throwing that ass back. Hips messed up for a reason.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

Every grandmother.

[Fat Joe]

No, she ain't lying though. Grandma's at 50, he's 60, 70 still. Oh, this my boyfriend and all that. What the fuck he doing? Your shit is like a fossil. Why am I cracked this shit in there.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Let me tell you something.

[Fat Joe]

My home girl, I'm trying to get cracked in that.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Let me tell you this story. My homegirl told me she broke up. So my homegirl had to break up with her husband because she came home. This is during COVID She came home and he was sleeping with the housekeeper. The housekeeper was 63 years old. He was in the bed with the hiding Dominican.

[Fat Joe]

No. Why Dominican?

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

No 63 year old Dominican ladies look.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Right, and this is 63 year old Mexican.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

They be walking up and down Broadway. Their legs is right, sweeping and mopping.

[Fat Joe]

I just want to know what makes a man avocados. What makes a man? That a house want to sleep with the the house. Like these guys are sick in the head, right? Like you.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Dick.

[Fat Joe]

They horny in sick in the face.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

Sick in the. Horny in the dick.

[Tiffany Haddish]

He's horny in the dick. That's what it is.

[Fat Joe]

You know Arnold Schwarzenegger? Schwarzenegger had a baby nanny.

[Tiffany Haddish]

The nanny's 25. I would have rather him sleep with the nanny. Well, this is like what does that mean about me? What does that say about me? I I said bitches say you not busted it open enough. That's what that say.

[Fat Joe]

That motherfucker.

[Tiffany Haddish]

That old lady know how to. She roll a rooted that. She got experience.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

She rolled a rooted that.

[Tiffany Haddish]

If anything you should have stopped and watched and been like, let teach me your ways, Rosalinda.

[Fat Joe]

Now these teach me your ways, Rosalinda. Well, Evelyn out's my girl in New York.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

Here we go.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Oh, she don't turn on her.

[Fat Joe]

No, no, no, no, no. I don'. I'm a gentleman, man. You gotta be.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Gentlemen's a toast too.

[Fat Joe]

I seek the kingdom at all times.

[Tiffany Haddish]

I've been hanging out with this dude. He's so polite, but I can tell.

[Fat Joe]

He look like throw mama off the train too. Like they like.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Because his. That housekeeper look like a.

[Fat Joe]

Look like, where's the beast?

[Tiffany Haddish]

Like, yeah, like they got the hump on their back system.

[Fat Joe]

Ain't no system going on around here. They pick them wise over here. They out where's the beast?

[Tiffany Haddish]

They got. And those be the ones that.

[Fat Joe]

The train.

[Tiffany Haddish]

That was the Goblins.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

You make that sound.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Boom.

[Fat Joe]

Now, Tiffany, what's wrong with you? What happened? Are you watching the show?

[Tiffany Haddish]

Huh?

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

Yeah.

[Fat Joe]

Don't dis the housekeepers, okay?

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

Came all the way from the back.

[Fat Joe]

Forever later watching that in the control booth like, y'.

[Tiffany Haddish]

All.

[Fat Joe]

You disrespectful.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Don't get.

[Fat Joe]

We love you. Thanks for coming.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

This ain't at that ain't this. It's crack kids and tiff.

[Fat Joe]

Out of here.

[Tiffany Haddish]

I don't have a housekeeper. I'm looking for one, preferably male.

[Podcast Narrator]

The murder of an 18 year old girl in Graves County, Kentucky. Hockey went unsolved for years until a local housewife, a journalist, and a handful of girls came forward with a story.

[Fat Joe]

America, y' all better wake the hell up. Bad things happens to good people in small towns.

[Podcast Narrator]

Listen to Graves county on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And to binge the entire season ad free. Subscribe to Lava for Good plus on Apple Podcasts.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

I'm Jonathan Goldstein, and on the new season of Heavyweight. And so I pointed the gun at.

[Fat Joe]

Him and said, this isn't a joke.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

A man who robbed a bank when he was 14 years old and a centenarian rediscovers a love lost 80 years ago.

[Tiffany Haddish]

How can one 1 year old woman fall in love again?

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

Listen to heavyweight on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Tiffany Haddish]

I knew it was a bomb the second that it exploded. I felt it rip through me.

[Rip Current Narrator]

In season two of Rip Current, we ask who tried to kill Judy Berry and why.

[Fat Joe]

They were climbing trees and they were sabotaging logging equipment in the woods. She received death threats before the bombing. She received more threats after the bombing.

[Tiffany Haddish]

I think that this is a deliberate attempt to sabotage our movement.

[Rip Current Narrator]

Episodes of rip current season two are available now. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Hi, I'm Danny Shapiro. We were in the car like a.

[Podcast Host / Joe and Jada Show Host]

Rolling Stone came on and he said.

[Fat Joe]

There'S a line in there about remote.

[Tiffany Haddish]

Mother and I said what?

[Fat Joe]

What I would do if I didn't feel like I was being accepted is choose an identity that other people can't have.

[Tiffany Haddish]

I knew something had happened to me in the middle of the night, but I couldn't hold on to what had happened. These are just a few of the moving and important stories on my 13th season of family Secrets. Listen to Family secrets on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Big Rude]

Atlanta is a spirit. It's not just a city. It's where crunk was born in a club in the West End World Star it was 559 where preachers go viral and students at the HBCU turned heartbreak into resurrection where dreamers brought Hollywood to the south and hustlers bring their visions to create black wealth.

[Rip Current Narrator]

Nobody's rushing into relationships with you.

[Big Rude]

I'm big rude. Listen to Atlanta is on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcast or wherever you get your podcast.