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The Herd with Colin Cowherd
Joe and Jada - Tupac & Ice Cube’s Impact, Caitlin Clark Best In WNBA? Best BET Awards In Years! Top 5 Female Rappers?
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The volume. I went to use the bathroom. I can't take people like, yo, light.
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A candle, Be polite.
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Tearing this off the frame. I thought it was Rich playing. That's why I tried.
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Why say nothing like that? You're Rich. Why you gonna do that?
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Rich said it wasn't him.
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Somebody obliterated the bathroom. Oh.
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Yo, this is Joe Crack the Dawn.
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Your boy Jada.
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This is Joe and Jada show brought to you by Boost Mobile. You know, I mean the whole block. Boost Mobile phones.
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B
Entourage, Boost Mobiles.
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A
You know, this is one of my favorite parts of the shows when we talk about that.
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B
Boost Mobile did a lot for the culture.
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They do a lot for the culture. Still rocking. This is Joe and Jada Show. Now, Jada, I'm gonna throw things off for one second, right? Complex pulls out up 50 MCs in New York City. But Jadakiss ain't on the top five. Dead or alive. They got ll there. How do you feel when you see this list and you ain't on the top five, Jada?
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I don't give a fuck about none of that. They don't bother me at all. They know what I do. They know what I do. Complex know the list. No, you know what I mean. Let's cut this shit already. But it, you know, it doesn't bother me because they know this is the hood.
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A
This what I throw the hood on.
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B
They know this is not Chinese arithmetic or, you know, nothing crazy. They know what I do and that's it. I mean, you touch the oven, you know the oven is hot.
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A
Let me tell you something in the list, man, these lists, man, shout out to Complex, man, they always repost our show and like that. So I ain't going to start no smoke with them like that. But some of these lists, you know, we here because we talk our shit and we hip hop historians. So when you throw people on the list that I never really even heard their music like that up in the front and all that, that's. That's the type of shit that get to me and bother me or somebody. You got somebody before the greats that never wrote their own song in their life. Shit like that, that I'm not thinking about. I'm not. So you understand is that's when the list. I don't know what the list is. Most popular, most who you sold more. What's that? MC Hammer, Vanilla Ice, like, not Master Pete, like, I'm keeping it a buck with you, right? So I don't know where these lists consist of. It's cute According to my son, he sent it to me. He was like, yo, dad, man, you made the list. And I'm like, you know. All I know is I just do concerts every week where there's thousands and thousands of people who purchase tickets to see me. And some of these people on this list can't stand on that stage with me, hit for hit, and go like that. They just can't. So. But I'm saluting most everybody on the list. I love everybody on the list. I'm just saying, when we start the list, that's when I get a little, you know, topsy turvy. It's Tupac's birthday.
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Happy birthday to the legend, the late, great Tupac Shakur. Happy birthday. Happy belated birthday to Ice Cube. You know what I mean? Two legends. You got any. You got any Cuban POC stories, man?
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A
I got a. I got a. A legendary Ice Cube story. But I think I'll save it for when he comes, because he's gonna be a guest on the show. And something we never talked about when it comes to Pac, you know, I've been watching, like, these protests out there, the no Kings or the Ice protests or whatever the case. And I was seeing mad white people, like, real white people with posters saying, they got money for war but can't feed the poor. Now, I don't know if they know where they got it from.
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B
Nah, they know. Just like complex know about that fucking list. They know where they got that.
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Yo, Jada, man, when I seen no. 5. Listen, LL Cool J is my idol, and he deserves to be number five.
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B
He deserves number one.
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He deserves.
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B
He been here. He holding it.
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I'm saying, let me go to this list.
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No, no, let's not.
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No, no, no, no. Hold on, hold on. I was off the list. I was off the list. God bless. Nah, I'm not even gonna go there. Yeah, I can't go there.
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Don't go there, because I can't go there. Oh, you can go there, but no, I can't.
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I can't. Really can't. Melly Mel, number 43. That's a violation. You know, it's just weird, people. That's what I try to tell you. When people get mad at me, they say, yo, Joe, you know, when we came out the box, the Joe and Jada show, I said, yo, I'm telling you why I'm doing it, because I feel like people who ain't play the game people. You know how hard it is to make a hit record once. Do you know how hard it is to continually make hit records or make street anthems or street or shit like that, or records that last forever.
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Timeless.
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And you, who are you? George Featherston? These guys. I don't know these people. By the way, if you from New York City and you rap or you ever had some type of success any way, from the streets, from gangsta to the music, if I don't know you, you're not valid. I'm just being honest with you. If I don't know you, you're not valid. I've been to every jam, every barrel, every. I know everybody, whether I know them or I don't know him. I told you the story the other day when Chris Lighty came up to me and he said, you know who I am? I said, yeah, I know who you are. You Chris Lightyear. Because he was valid, right? So when these people start, when you do documentaries, and they'd be like, the hip hop historian, but who are you? What do you do? What role did you play? Did you. Or are you a hip hop. What did you bring to this historian fan? Like, because they got to start saying, yo, I'm the biggest fan of hip hop, and this is my subjective point of view. Because if you ain't played a game, if you ain't on them lists, if you ain't on them, if you ain't got a guy like Jadakiss really talking about, yo, listen, gu, don't make me sharpen up the sword because I'm top five. You ain't like my business partner over here. Talk. If you can't make comments like that, you should not be commenting so loudly. That's all I'm saying. And everybody going to get mad at me because Everybody got a YouTube show. Everybody think they're a blogger. Everybody. I see dudes 75 years old, missing teeth, talking hot on the. On the. This is crazy. Like, you cannot hold a smack. Talking crazy on these YouTube channels. But I guess I get it. Freedom. What is it, First Amendment? We all fighting for freedom of speech right now. You know what I'm saying? Yo, Yo, Jay. I'm just saying I see guys up there talking and they can't take a smack is what I'm trying to teach. Yeah, maybe you bust your gun 30 years ago, 40 years ago, some. That is not apparent now.
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That gun don't even work no more.
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No more. That is a peak that got blockage on it. You know what I'm saying? And when I look at these guys, I just be like, not enough. It's not enough. Then it went in it. It's not enough. It's just not enough.
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B
I can't take.
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No, no. I'm just talking my too early crack. Happy birthday, Tupac Shakur. For everything he accomplished and everything he tried to accomplish. You know, Tupac Shakur come from Black Panthers. His mother was heavily involved, his aunts and all that. And he wanted us to be empowered as people. You know, I see Tupac old videos that's so relevant to today.
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B
Yeah, some of the best video.
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Yo, when he's talking about, yo, let everybody eat like you over here with billions of dollars. And we celebrating you because you got. And I'm happy for capitalism. I want everybody to make the most money in the world. But he has a very big point when he says, yo, what about the homeless? What about the people starving? You know, there's enough money to. To feed these people. You know, we got veterans that went to war and they homeless and they up. That's some other we. I told myself, stay off politics, Ice Cube. I mean, you ask somebody from la, the only thing that's wrong, we might get. I think we might have to, man. I don't know what the budget is. I don't think we can fly people in every week. But we need to have, like, a West coast perspective on this show, because we New Yorkers and yeah, we know hip hop. Yeah, we've been in the game. But the west coast got something to say. They got a lot of people who done held it down. Because if you ask Game, he says Ice Cube is his favorite rapper. If you ask any of them rappers in la, tear.
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B
You kidding me? Ice Cube is one of them ones, you know that?
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A
I know that Cube is in.
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Cube is responsible for some incredible shit. You get it? You know that?
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I don't know if I said it on this show, but I remember the time that Cube came to New York to record. He performed at the. At the Apollo.
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Apollo. I was. I was young. That in his hand, I was like, history.
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No, no, no, no, no. He tore the pain off the motherfucker. He tore the paint off the fucking Apollo. This is Ice Cube with his prime people standing on seats. That was part of the shit I had.
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That's when he first cut his hair, too. He came with the ball head or the Caesar or something.
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Let me tell you something. Ice Cube at the Apollo. I've seen some legendary shows, but it might be the most legendary one. He tore the point paint. All the matter of fact, we at. We over here at the office. I went in the bathroom Right now. At what point is disrespect for a. To tear the paint off the baffle and what kind of shits. Yeah, no, no, I'm being honest with you. When do you know who flavored. When you violated.
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What happened?
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This out of control. This out of control.
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How did he segue to the bathroom?
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Nah, because.
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Because I remember Apollo to the bathroom.
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It's crazy. There's other people in here. Be polite. I went to use the bath. I can't take people like, yo, light a candle.
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B
Be polite.
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Tearing this off the frame. I thought it was Rich, player. That's why I tried that.
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Yo, Rich, why are you going?
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Rich said it wasn't him.
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Somebody obliterated the bathroom.
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Oh, my.
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Did anybody step up?
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Oh, listen, when you start breathing through the mouth, I gotta take a piss bad. I'm of a certain age where if I gotta take a piss, I gotta take a piss. I'm breathing through my mouth. That is flavoring. Yeah, it's one of these people here, too.
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We all.
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A
One of y' all been eating enchiladas or something.
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B
Production.
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No, this ain't family production. Not the.
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They did. Listen, we gonna make some money. I don't know if it was that Jimmy John's, because we eat a lot of Jimmy John's. Cast the set eat Jimmy John's. Nobody stepping up. Nobody stepping up. Nah, it ain't the Jimmy Johnson who obliterated the bathroom.
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Yo. Biggest disrespect in the planet earth.
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It can't be Jimmy John's, though. We. We had that on set since we started.
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I can't, but I'm gonna happen. No, I'm gonna be honest with you. That there. Yo, I'm from the South Bronx. Nah, nah. Yo, Kiss.
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B
Can we get you.
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I'm from the South Bronx. That there. You know what remind me of, like, Third World. You ever go. No, no, no, no. Let's not go there. You ever went to a bathroom like you could any bathroom? I'm gonna say the airport, because that's where I bump into it. Right? I'm waiting for the bathroom.
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Bathroom in the history of bathrooms is OD Block Studio.
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A
That was the worst.
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I'll give you 50,000 if you not.
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Not a battle.
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It was worse.
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Nah, yo, they battled. They did Somebody who they battled. Somebody violated the building. And I'm willing to say somebody from another floor, right? What floor we on? The eighth floor. Somebody snuck up from the third floor, violated this and got a legend. They knew they had that Father's Day crunch, yo. And they came up.
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Oh, Father's Day.
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Crunch, let me explain something to you. You at the airport, let's go to airport. Right? I'm at the airport. I might want it. I have to take a shit. I'm not shitting on the plane. Right, we're going to get off this subject quick. But you, you ever had to use the bathroom, waited for the bathroom and then Cowboy Bob Orton walks out and you just like yo, I'm not using that shit. I don't care how much I want use the bathroom. I think it's best you don't see who used the bathroom before you use the bathroom because the wrong person come out the bathroom. I'm walking out. I'm like now hell no. This guy got farmer going on in here. I don't need no fertilizer type. You can't clean. It's not enough. I can't clean this anyway.
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I can't take this guy out.
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A
Caitlyn Clark bust my liberty's ass yesterday.
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B
She gave him 38 in case you forgot.
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No, we 9 and 1. But I'm just talking about Caitlin Clark.
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B
She gets busy.
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A
Is she the best in the league?
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B
She's definitely true. She's definitely one of them. I can't say she's the best when you got Brianna Stewart, Nafisa Collins, Sabrina Unescu. Kidding me. It's good.
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A
Yo, let me tell you something. I feel like Paige Beckers. I feel like there's a light skinned one. Yo, what's the light? Oh no, no, no. I'm saying she's a beautiful young lady. I forget what team she dumb nice. You show me a picture.
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B
Collins the one who got not juju. Juju's the.
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All of them. Okay, right now I'm not gonna lie.
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To you like a lady Mellow talking about yes. Yeah.
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What's her name?
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B
The Minnesota.
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Minnesota leech. She's the business.
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B
She gets busy.
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Oh no, no, no. She's a female mellow. There's no way around it. That's the game I'm talking about.
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Yeah.
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She is not to be with Minnesota. Yeah, the light skinned girl.
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She's official.
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Her game is just like mellow.
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Yeah, her game is incredible.
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Now let me be quick to say this brother to to address you. Nobody when I say nobody is with juju Watkins when she come in this NBA. It's the bottom line. Hang up your get your stats out now because you're not playing against. I'm just telling you the truth. Juju Watkins, is she wide different. She like AI not Allen Iverson. Artificial intelligence.
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Yo, come on, man.
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Okay? She might be a clone.
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B
Yo.
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The. She doing. Yo, Juju Watkins. Not she not normal, bro.
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Okay?
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And I'm bigging up everybody. We big enough. We bigging up everybody. But I'm gonna be honest with you.
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B
Juju Watkins on another level of Boston, she get busy. She on Caitlyn's team. She. She like the big. She like a stretch full.
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Caitlyn Clark, 38 points. Yo, yo, vision. Look, the only way. Look, you talking to a guy who won seven chips coaching at the Rucker. It's sad for me to say this, but the only way to beat Caitlin Clark is to rough her up. Bully ball. And what I notice is the second they play her straight up like a normal player, she yo, yo them to death. Like, if you played her. If you play her, she got square. You're done crucified. You're over here. She's over here. This. If you got to muscle her. If you play her fair and square, you're done. You're on roller skates.
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But.
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Games are very exciting.
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Oh, you would have got scrappy. Everybody, Fat Joe's the crazy. I want to hear you first.
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First it was Jordan Crawford and Lance. Jordan Crawford put his hand up Lance nose, and Lance tried to click him.
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I seen Lance and Dwight Howard.
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I was right at the half, so Lance probably was already feeling some kind of way. Then after the halftime, him and Dwight got into a little grappling.
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I coached Lance Stevenson when his name was born. Ready. He was 15 years old. He still busting NBA asses. Yeah. But every time I went last year to see for Clash tv, I went out there to Coney island, the middle of the projects, to see Lance team play. He played, smacked the dude in the face, pushed him. Dis every game. I have seen Lance participate in the last couple of games for real, he pushing dudes. He just lost the one on one to Beasley, which was a great game. But he pushed the other guy, trying to like, Lance gotta know, like, yo, Lance, let's tone it down and go back to professionalism. Because Lance don't want to take no criticism. That got me thinking. Hold up. No, no, I'm. What I'm saying to you is the last three, four times I watched Lance Stevenson, whether it's a street game, whether it's one on one, whether it's big three, he hooked off on everybody. Like he's. He's. He's going. He. He gotta calm down. Calm down, Lance, you can't just be duffing dudes on the sideline talking. That brings me to this DeMarcus cousin in Puerto Rico.
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Oh, man. Boogie grabs his dick. Oh, this is a kid. This is a friendly show. You can't be saying, where is it?
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He grabs his private parts.
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There we go.
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Visibly. And wipes it on the guy's face. The fan, y' all, this is murder music.
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They threw every beverage in them.
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This is. He lucky they ain't throw shots. And I'm not trying to incite nothing because it's very dangerous. He's always been one of my favorite players. It's very dangerous in Puerto Rico. Trust me when I tell you they will smoke somebody outside that arena. Hundred shots. I'm not lying to you. It's very scary in Puerto Rico. He grabbed his dick and smudged it on the guy's face.
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Come on, man.
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I never seen no. Like, there is no. I want to know what the guy was telling do. Can. Can we get demarcus cousin here or on a zoom or something? Because I want to know what the guy. The guy. The guy definitely violated.
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B
He had to say something crazy.
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Oh, no, no, no, no. Crazy, crazy. Like how did this world. That wasn't just because. Especially the game. Oh, yeah. He can't go to Puerto Rico no more. He just can't. I could have told you that. I don't play with Puerto Rico and I'm Puerto Rican. You can't. No, I'm telling you. I'm telling you, do not play over there because that shit gets smoky. I knew it. I said, yo, he can't go to another game. They already got mad. I don't know, but I'm sure in Puerto Rico they already got, like, mad rumors this gang's gonna smoke him. This guy. It's on out there. Out there they invented, you know.
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And we Puerto Ricans are gossipers.
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A
We bonchincha. He off the island.
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B
Yeah, they got him out of there.
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But what I'm saying to you is, I'm telling you that whatever the bloods, Crips, Latin Kings of Puerto Rico is and all that, they all saying they're killing them for a fact.
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B
Come on.
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I. I'm telling you the truth. I know how this shit work in Puerto Rico. They are in every barbershop. Thank God he's off the island. He could go play in Greece.
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He's home with his family. He's safe.
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I'm a big Boogie cousins fan. A huge. I'm sad that he got injured and his career got cut short because I think he could have been a hall of famer type player, you understand? But he gave him the smudge. And he know. Because he know that that's father. Yo. He must have been like, yo, man, Puerto Rico. I'm getting out of here. Grab this. Wiped it on the guys. Oh, my God, the macha deros. Yo. The machetes probably was coming at all. Oh, my God. Thank God for the security who got him out of there. I don't know how he got out of there. He's violated. He violated him in front of the station in front of the stadium, and then it went to.
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B
The guy's family was sitting there with him.
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A
No, I don't think. Yeah, all right. I'm trying to tell you, I do not play in Puerto Rico. I don't get involved. I don't argue with people. Yes. You know, keep it. Because them, they got big artillery in Puerto Rico.
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What's the conference they used to have in Puerto Rico? Rap.
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A
Yeah, yeah, they used to have. No, no, it was there. I forgot. Look up Renee Mlan. What's the conference they used to have in Puerto Rico?
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How can I be down? Was it.
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A
That's the first time I flew.
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Is that was the name of it was how can I be down?
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I could not be down. Was in Miami.
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B
He got pulled over in Puerto Rico for whatever that. I was at one of them Fest.
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A
Rap pulled you over.
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Boom. The police. Yeah, I pull us over. Jesus Christ. I got a. I got a Dutch master rolled up. I swallowed the whole Dutch master. It got stuck in my throat. I had to go to McDonald's this when they still had Super Size. I got a high cr. Super Size and drunk the whole. I thought I was gonna die, though.
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Did they ever search you? Yeah, also they searched.
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You had to swallow it.
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Oh, they were trying to put in.
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I took a couple poles. It was a. A freshly rolled Dutch gone.
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My man was just telling me, shout out. My brother should have went to hat. My barber, he was telling me he was in Cuba, right? Because I just watched this documentary on Cuba, and I'm half Cuban, half Puerto Rican. He said he went to Cuba and he was at the beach and he lit up. I don't know if y' all know Cuba, you know.
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He lit up some weed on the beach. Weed.
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It was so. It's so poor out there with no disrespect, they do whatever they can because the government is communism. But he said he took weed with him over there and smoked it. And he said the dude smelt it and was like, please. He made heck turn it off. Smelling it was like, this is the real. Like, they don't even get that out there. He was smelling it, like, just. He said, you come tomorrow with this. You have the biggest table, the biggest. He said they treat him like a king. Came with a blunt the next day, gave it to the kid. He said the kid never smoked the pure. He wanted the pure that bad. He was like, oh, my God. Like, he couldn't believe. You know what I'm saying? Fire. He said the man went looney tunes and was like. Treated him like a king. Next day, he came over there, they fed him like a king. Treated him like he was like. He had that off, like that.
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Fire.
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A
Listen, a big economist says in five years, there's going to be no need for lawyers or accountants because the AI is going to do everything for you in five years. They saying, where the hell you get.
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B
All this AI information from?
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A
It's out there. And so what I'm saying to you, yo, is I can say that they.
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B
Gonna take over a lot of shit with AI.
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A
They saying you're not gonna need a lawyer or accountant. They say, right now, I got a guy over here. I don't want to say his name. He just graduated college. He said the students are using chat GPT to cheat on every test. The man admitted to me he cheated on every fucking test. The guy right over there just wore the cap and ground. We don't want to say his name right now. We'll call him Rose.
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Go Acevedo.
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Rose. Deal. Acevedo. But, yo, yo, Jadiel. Roseno straight up told me, and I appreciate your honesty. He cheated every test with chat gbt, answered everything.
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B
That's what all the kids is doing right now.
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A
I got a boy do $100 million deal in new Orleans for some hotels, and they using the chat GPT. They saying the other guys using chat GBT too. They doing the contracts lawyer to lawyer, and they're waiting to the last second to give it to the human lawyer because, you know, they charges by the hour to get it done. I mean, I'm just saying. That's what you believe this shit. The economists.
- [27:37]
B
I don't like to think about that kind of shit.
- [27:40]
A
Right.
- [27:40]
B
This makes me nervous.
- [27:42]
A
It makes me nervous, too. Let me tell you something. They're not going to be able to roll up a blunt like a human being. You think they're going to have a little robot roll the shit up like. Yeah, they probably is. What he said. He said there's an ER room in China that's more accurate than humans. And it's all robots. Chris, am I lying? There's a, er, emergency room in China that's all robots. Japan and the is serving it up with more precision than humans right now. Let one of them go crazy.
- [28:18]
B
Yeah, that's.
- [28:18]
A
Laser your neck off, grab your throat like human beings malfunction. Yo, let me tell you something about Stan on Brand. I was talking to our brother. Let's not even like, he really is my brother. But I be. He's so much my idol. I be scared to talk like that, like, he's my brother. I get mad, right? So Natina, my sister's president of Def Jam, and she be like, oh, I saw Todd today. I be like, yo, you are not allowed to call him Todd. He is LL Cool J. Like, I get offended when people try to act like they even know him. He's such my idol. So I'm hanging out with LL Cool J, Ben Crump, we at the Songwriters hall of Fame. They honor George Clinton and Rodney Jerkins. So we there support. LL tells me how much he loves this podcast. It's incredible. He says Jadakiss stays on brand. He always talks from a hood perspective. He always talks from a hip hop perspective. And you, Joe, you know, you like to brag and talk about worldly shit, but you saying it from your perspective how important it is to protect your brand and stay on brand. Cause I got one right now that's like most disrespectful shit. I'm gonna come with right after that, Doc.
- [29:45]
B
It's very important. To protect your brand and stay on brand, you know? I mean, it's about finding that balance. You know what I mean? We. We know what the we was gonna do. We just. We just doing it. We ain't. We didn't have no structure. The best way to find out if some work is try it, you know? I mean, chances make champions. Now the train is coming now the.
- [30:14]
A
Train is coming, baby. Yo, listen, this is what I mean, right? I got the opportunity when I went to Rashid Bilhas's wedding in Dubai. Met the man, Ashton Hall. Ashton Hall. I tell you, Rashid, they got a zoo in the house. This is no bullshit. You got a zoo in the house. In the house. So when you're eating dinner, this is on God. Google it, whatever it's called. Fame Park. You're eating dinner. You look chat gbt, you look forward. There's tigers. You look to this room, there's bears. You look to this room is elephants. And you're eating dinner in the middle of the. That's the house. On God. Tigers, lions, chimpanzees, everything. Now, last. Last week, I threw it up in my story, the white tigers and all that. I'm not lying, but I overheard Ashton hall, because he was at the wedding, we ate dinner there. Asking Rashid's father could he, like race a cheetah or a cougar and could he race the eagle. Like, he was politicking. Now, he's physically fit. You seen the videos. You seen him go super viral racing with my brother Khaled. That shit look like they could get a movie role with both of them together, right? They racing. So the world is thinking this is the greatest, fastest man in the world. He thinks so I'm at the table. I'm at the dinner table. Him trying to get a cheetah or cougar on the eagle to race him. No, I'm being honest. Cog Diesel out of control. The man went for the banana in the tailpipe, no pun intended. And he let little Speed the streamer challenge him to a race. Speed bust his ass four times in a row.
- [32:11]
B
Four.
- [32:12]
A
No, Steve, he killed that whole. You know, Ashton should have stuck to brand. He should have said, yo, this little kid keep threatening me. He might be super fast. I think Ashton hall really. This whole up racing this kid, he finished his brand. You think the kid is talking mad too, you bum? I told you. You know, Speed is a nice kid. He's a nice kid. One of the biggest streamers in the world. I've hung out with Speed, too, a bunch of times. But speed destroyed this guy on video with the race barefoot. He took his sneakers off and raced him barefoot and beat him, right? So my thing is, Ashton hall, he ain't stick to brand, you know what I'm saying? And not only that, Asino fell down and one of them. That's like when you get your uncle, he used to be fast.
- [33:05]
B
He think.
- [33:06]
A
He's thinking, no, no. Remember your uncle used to be fast. Like, Uncle Dan was the fastest in my family. We used to get Uncle Dan and bet guys $20 to race for my block, because Uncle Dan from the other would be like, yo, $20, I bet you I got my uncle will beat you. And he come beat they ass back in the days, but he's old now. Whenever you see that, you try to race and you fall on your face and it's done. It's a rap.
- [33:34]
B
If you're coming it up, hang your Converse up now the train ain't coming.
- [33:38]
A
Train ain't coming, baby. No, sir.
- [33:42]
B
Yo, on a serious note, we want to give prayers and condolences to Ananda Lewis's family.
- [33:48]
A
Oh, man.
- [33:49]
B
Did you know Ananda? I think I met her a few times at the the Young Locks when we first came out. I really, I didn't really know.
- [33:58]
A
She was super beautiful, definitely one of the pioneers in journalism and hip hop, and she was a special person in real life. Anyway, we'll leave it at that. But we're very sad for her, you know, and she. She was very strong and opinionated. So, like, she had breast cancer, according to everything I've been seeing. Because now I'll get a phone call, you know, they, they, they calling me behind this podcast from east to west coast. But from what I saw, she knew she had breast cancer. And they could have did it the way they do it with chemo and all that, but she refused to do that, according to the reports and the interviews I saw. And she believed that the body was smart enough to beat the illness itself, you know, and so, you know, we are a lot of people who feel that way. They don't trust science, don't trust technology. Damn sure ain't trust in the. You know, I'm saying, so shout out to Ananda. Beautiful spirit, beautiful soul. We're going to miss you. I seen a very big outpour of hip hop, you know what I'm saying? You know, she a legend in the game, bro. She. She a legend in the game.
- [35:19]
B
Is. Is Father's Day a certified holiday?
- [35:23]
A
Don't. Don't go here. Don't get you trying to start some. What did you get for Father's Day?
- [35:29]
B
I think I got pancakes.
- [35:32]
A
You got a T shirt?
- [35:33]
B
I got some pancakes.
- [35:33]
A
You're lucky you got a T shirt. You actually got pancakes and two turkey bacon. No, my. My bell rang off from Balenciaga for my daughter's. I ain't got no nothing.
- [35:45]
B
Pancakes, two turkey bacons. I got a friend, brown socks in the screwdriver. Sad. It's sad. How they doing, the fathers out here, man?
- [35:59]
A
Yo, it won't stop. You know, when I woke up, Father's Day morning.
- [36:03]
B
No Birkins.
- [36:04]
A
I don't really care nothing. I don't really care about holidays like that. I'm gonna just keep it real with you. I feel like it man made.
- [36:11]
B
At least we don't get.
- [36:12]
A
No, no, let me not. Let me explain my piece. You're right. But I'm going there with you.
- [36:16]
B
Every restaurant open.
- [36:18]
A
Look, I'm going with you.
- [36:20]
B
Let's go.
- [36:21]
A
Right, but let me say this first. My disclaimer, right? I believe that a lot of these holidays, especially in America, was made to boost the economy. That it ain't really. We celebrate in Thanksgiving. And they killed the Indians. Like, I'm just keeping it a buck. That's just so. These holidays.
- [36:40]
B
No.
- [36:45]
A
I'm saying to you is, I don't believe these. These holidays. So even if it's Father's Day, I'm not tripping off of what's going down. Actually, you know what I asked for yesterday? And they fought me. But I know why now. I know why now. I woke up and I said, I want a TV dinner. The old school. No, no.
- [37:04]
B
I think it's crazy, though.
- [37:06]
A
It's the truth, though. Yo, am I right or wrong?
- [37:10]
B
As I woke up, you wanted a TV dinner.
- [37:13]
A
Yeah, I seen steak and lobster. I want a Hungry Jack. A hungry man. Let me get the. The fudge. The fudge with the fake fried chicken with the. With the Mac Mashed potato. You got to throw your own butter on with the little corn. The problem is I live in a very affluent area, meaning everybody got a mansion. I went to the Corners supermarket. They had no TV dentist. I went to the next sexy supermarket. They have it. I go to the hood. They got all the Hungry Jacks. This is how they us up. I'm telling you the truth. I didn't know. So I eat my Hungry Jack. Happy. Later on, my daughter tells me, yo, by the way, dad, did you read the back of that shit? I said no. What? What she said, 1400 sodium. That's like the stuff you're supposed to take for a month in one. Hungry, Jack. I grew up eating this every day, three times a day. But was it worth it? No. And after I found out about the 1400 sodium. No. Okay, I'm gonna give away the. You know, I got a girl, a lady, she works for me. She's the Terminator, man. This girl, Evelina, she could eat anything she takes. Evelina. No, that's my Rich.
- [38:44]
B
No, Rich, that was a flag.
- [38:47]
A
No, this thing is crazy.
- [38:50]
B
My girl. No, you didn't have to say a name. You did not. Yo, Stick is crazy, dog. She can eat anything.
- [39:02]
A
She's the most honest.
- [39:04]
B
Oh, daddy, the best.
- [39:05]
A
Worked for me for years.
- [39:07]
B
She eats. Yeah.
- [39:09]
A
So, you know, if, you know, sometimes I rush back home because I want the leftovers that is up in smoke. That is gone.
- [39:22]
B
Yeah.
- [39:22]
A
And let me tell you, we got a policy in my house.
- [39:24]
B
You know, you're getting a call, you're getting a call from Evelyn.
- [39:29]
A
She can eat whatever she wants. So I get my man the 40 year old bakery. He makes it. Yo, stop. Yo, Rich, I'm not violating. He makes me, he making me. I, I invent, I, I, I tell her to eat like I want her to eat. I'm not saying like I gave her the TV dentist, right? But my is.
- [39:56]
B
Yes, she thought.
- [39:57]
A
She piles them off, sodium off, she's gone. She don't give a. Evelina. I was like, y' all right, I know who I'm giving these three TV dinners too. Because she got no chill and let.
- [40:10]
B
Sodium off is crazy. Yeah, sodium off is a sick one. She ate all.
- [40:16]
A
There's a positive note I got in front of your bakery, they make me a special sugar free cake, right? And when I eat like half of the. And I mean like this be big, and I'll be eating half of this. It's violation. Her husband's diabetic too. So I sent him the cake sugar free. Nobody gets that quality sugar free nowhere. Like it's, it's like impossible to get a sugar free cake like that. It's impossible.
- [40:47]
B
I can't take this guy, though. Why is it impossible to get a sugar free cake?
- [40:53]
A
It's very expensive to make. And people don't really make it because you can't make money off of it because the products are too expensive. I don't think they want the sugar because it tastes the same. But the way my man tells me, Marco from the Fornio Bakery, he says it's too expensive to make a cake. You can't make a profit on the cake. So people, they can't set it like that. The ingredients are too expensive to make a sugar free cake. He's my man, so he does it for me and I share it with her husband.
- [41:27]
B
I can't do. Yo, let's talk about the BET Awards. I think it was the best BET Awards in a long time. Which, what you think?
- [41:34]
A
Quality.
- [41:34]
B
They spent a lot of money. The production was right. The performances was tight. I think everybody rocked. What you think?
- [41:42]
A
Jesse Collins, my daughter worked on that. You know, if you let her tell it, that's a whole show. You know, she went to school for sets and all that. She's, she's, you know, she's in there working. Shout out to Jesse Collins. He got a bunch of people's kids working from the netball.
- [41:59]
B
I gotta get my daughter.
- [42:00]
A
See what I'm saying? That's the nep. He calls them the Nepo crew. Everybody's daughter and son is working for him at that show over there. But I love this BET Awards. And I think it was basically the hits. Like everybody who performed had real hits, real music. It was quality. I want to shout out Jamie Foxx, who was in a coma. He almost lost his life. I love his standup comedy that he did on Netflix, you know, had me in tears as well. But you could tell. He was always a great guy, but you could tell God is in his life on another level. So while they doing the tribute to him, which was amazing, from Baby Face to you seen your man, your man Teddy Riley did the payment on the roof with the shit, yo, all of that was incredible. The Stevie Wonder. Now you seen him doing like, Stevie can't see the award. He's like, yo, I mean, you know, you know, Jamie, the trifecta. But that was crazy. It was dumb. Funny, right? But that was crazy. Like, I'm like, you don't fuck with Stevie. Stevie's like, look, the saddest thing I could tell you, the greatest thing and the saddest thing in one comment to me, sure, there's greats, but Stevie Wonder's the last great from that time. Like, I mean, we got Patti LaBelle, we got everybody. I don't want to mess up. But Stevie Wonder is like from when Michael Jackson was a baby, from the whole Motown. He was a kid doing the music. I feel like he's the last pillar. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- [44:06]
B
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- [45:49]
A
That's how I feel. And shout out to everybody looked amazing at the BET Awards. I love. I never seen him perform better.
- [45:59]
B
Snoop was crazy.
- [46:00]
A
Snoop was crazy, huh?
- [46:02]
B
They ripped that bought out YNG Corrupt. She was fired.
- [46:07]
A
Snoop Dogg, like I always say, the most popular rapper ever in the history of hip hop. I mean, 50 Cent is there. There's some that's there, but Snoop Dogg is definitely. Doggy dog is the most noticeable face. I'll be thinking about that, right? Because somebody asked me earlier, if I had a dollar for everybody who noticed Fat Joe, I'd be a kazillionaire. You ever think that you're more famous than your bank account? Have you ever felt that way?
- [46:37]
B
Hell fucking yeah. It can't be. It's un. It's not even close. If you got. If you got paid for every picture, every time you said hi, every time you hugged the baby, every going through the airport, every time you. Hey, Fat Joe. You begin zillion.
- [46:59]
A
Yo, bro, they know me everywhere. And it's crazy the way I knew that this. That I was famous. Famous, right?
- [47:08]
B
Was.
- [47:09]
A
I flew to Morocco. It's a true story. This. This is Makaresh. Is a town called Makaresh. They pick me up. I'm not going to stereotype them, but I get in the back of the truck now, I'm telling you. And they drive out these People ain't speaking English. They drive out into the desert for about two hours. The only shit I really see in the desert is a camel walking by itself. About an hour and a half in, I start saying, damn, they caught me. The Taliban. No, this is. Yo, I'm. I'm telling you, there ain't nothing out there. There ain't a water fountain, gas station, nothing. It's straight. I was going to do a show, but the guys picked me up in the truck. You know, they like you. You did a show in New Orleans, somebody picked you up. These guys wasn't talking English, and they drove into the desert for two hours straight. And I'm thinking in my head, it's all, oh, that's it. It's over.
- [48:16]
B
It's over.
- [48:17]
A
They got me. The Taliban. I swear to God, I was that scared. I thought they had me and I was kidnapped. And then we pull up like a movie to a gate, and it's like a oasis. They have villas, they had, like, a village. All the most beautiful in the world. And I remember walking to the villa that they gave me, and it was two white girls. And I mean, in the middle of nowhere. These women know how to vacation. They want to see humans, right? So I walk in. The white girl look up. She said, oh, it's Fat Joe. And she turned back around the guy's suntan here. Two minutes ago, I thought I was kidnapped by the Taliban in the middle of nowhere. And she looks up and go, oh, it's Fat Joe. That's how I knew I was famous. That's when it hit me, and I said, yo, you famous, man. You just thought you was in the middle of the desert by the Taliban. And the girl know you like this. She just rolled over. I was Fat Joe. We had a great time. I wasn't kidnapped. I went back home, very safe and everything. We had a great time. You know Makodesh, they got a little man.
- [49:24]
B
You.
- [49:25]
A
Have you ever seen the little men like this?
- [49:27]
B
Come on.
- [49:28]
A
We had one in Jimmy's.
- [49:29]
B
Come on, dog.
- [49:30]
A
Yo, I'm telling you the truth. Has anybody here.
- [49:34]
B
Has anybody help me? He said, it's a man, this.
- [49:37]
A
Listen, our fans in Moroccan. French Montana knows him. French Montana's from Morocco. I told him. He knows him. It's a man this little.
- [49:48]
B
I need y' all to see how small. He's saying, let me explain something. Like, the man, what size organs do you got?
- [49:54]
A
Yo, give me this. I promise you this. The rewinded box. No, hold up.
- [50:01]
B
No. Yo, yo, come on.
- [50:03]
A
Definitely The Kiss Cafe. Let me get the Kiss Cafe. Yeah, let me get the Kiss Back Cafe. Listen, let me tell you something.
- [50:10]
B
He's seen them human beings.
- [50:12]
A
This man will be ducking behind this in real human life.
- [50:18]
B
It's not even.
- [50:19]
A
Yo, listen. He's a grown man.
- [50:21]
B
Ladies and gentlemen, a suit.
- [50:23]
A
No, no, no.
- [50:24]
B
Yo, do.
- [50:25]
A
Yo, the man. Oh, I'm capping. Yo, look him up. Yeah, I promise you.
- [50:33]
B
He said he got a suit on.
- [50:35]
A
Yo, we added Dominican.
- [50:37]
B
Come on.
- [50:38]
A
We had a Dominican named Nelson that passed away. Rest in peace. He used to come to Jimmy's Bronze Cafe. The man was this big.
- [50:45]
B
Come on.
- [50:46]
A
Yo, I'm telling you. Yo, listen, he's definitely not bigger than.
- [50:51]
B
The Kiss Cafe I've been to, man.
- [50:53]
A
Oh, no, no, no, no.
- [50:54]
B
It's. Nobody was this big, though.
- [50:57]
A
Yo, there's a little man in Morocco. He's still alive in Makadesh. Okay, we want y' all to send us pictures to the Joe and Jada Instagram. Cause y' all be thinking I'm capping. He will be hiding behind this. Nah, this is at least three fourths of his body.
- [51:15]
B
Yeah, come on, dog, please. There's no way. What's that sneak.
- [51:23]
A
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not a myth. I am not a myth. Alhamdulillah. I am not a myth.
- [51:32]
B
I gotta come on off this guy's killing.
- [51:36]
A
Let's see if French picks up. Yo, I bet you they sent it to us. Sorry, French ain't pick up. Let me tell you something. I'll tell you. We had a Dominican one named Nelson. He passed away.
- [51:49]
B
Yo, he used to be a Jimmy.
- [51:51]
A
He jumped from the table to the chair to the disc. You never seen it? I'm not violating.
- [51:57]
B
In no way can anybody get us a picture of Nelson.
- [52:01]
A
He's gonna. Nelson will be found. You guys are gonna make sure I'm not capping the guy who does the clips. You're gonna find pictures in Nelson. You're gonna find pictures of the man in my Kadesh. Because they say I'll be capping. There's a little man.
- [52:18]
B
I can't take it. Why?
- [52:20]
A
I never seen a little woman like that. Right? I seen a little man like that. I never seen a woman like that.
- [52:27]
B
How big is he?
- [52:30]
A
He's hiding behind this.
- [52:31]
B
Yo. What? Yo, yo, yo, listen. I need an amulet. I need yo door.
- [52:39]
A
He's hiding his face. Might just go, like, peek over this, like. Yo, it's a little man with a suit.
- [52:46]
B
Yo.
- [52:48]
A
Yo, dog, he's killed Rewinded 10 cvs Sally Beauty. Go get it.
- [52:52]
B
Man with a suit.
- [52:53]
A
Just cafe. Go get your stuff. Kiss Cafe. All right. You think I'm lying?
- [52:59]
B
Nah.
- [53:00]
A
All right. I'm just trying. Let me tell you something. Other people say for clickbait content like that. I say facts all the time. And when we do the clip, you're gonna see the little man. Two of them. I know a Dominican one, Nelson. Yo, he passed away. Rest in peace.
- [53:18]
B
Rest in peace. To Nelson's man.
- [53:20]
A
But the other man gotta get the. When we from Morocco is alive. And French knows him. French Montana knows.
- [53:28]
B
So you got kids?
- [53:30]
A
I don't know.
- [53:30]
B
Yo, come on.
- [53:31]
A
I'm not gonna go there.
- [53:32]
B
Watch a girl.
- [53:34]
A
I'm sure he got a girl. They think he's cute and all that. The man's a little grungy.
- [53:38]
B
Yeah, yeah.
- [53:39]
A
Yo, what's the toy they selling over out now for the girls. Everybody's getting them toys. Yeah, Girl. Woman can have her own. The boo boo. The man.
- [53:50]
B
This guy.
- [53:51]
A
The man. Yo, let me tell you something.
- [53:53]
B
The picture surfaces of this.
- [53:55]
A
No, no. It's happening. I'm not lying to you. Nelson. You found Nelson, who you found from Morocco? Let me see.
- [54:03]
B
We got him.
- [54:04]
A
We got him, bro. No, I tell you, I don't cap, man. I'm not capping.
- [54:10]
B
I gotta see.
- [54:11]
A
Yo, kids.
- [54:12]
B
I'll let you look at him first.
- [54:13]
A
Just make sure that. Look at my man. Oh, oh. Look at my man. Yo, look. Look at him sitting on a watermelon. Look at this. Oh, I told you. This is my guy. I'm not lying to you. This my guy. He's on a watermelon. He ain't bigger than the watermelon. Look at this. I told you. I told you. No, no. He's puny. Put the Kiss Cafe. That half his body, bro. No, he's on a watermelon. Like that's a building he's doing. Yo, come on, Kiss. You trying violent.
- [54:55]
B
This guy.
- [54:56]
A
I know him from Makadesh.
- [54:59]
B
How big is he?
- [55:01]
A
He'll hop like. He'll hop from the table to the chair. Hop down. You help him.
- [55:06]
B
Gentlemen. Y' all better never say my brother's.
- [55:08]
A
The no Cap Award.
- [55:10]
B
He felt this.
- [55:11]
A
You seen this? The no Cap Award goes to Crack. This a man. Yo, look at him sitting on a watermelon. I try to tell you.
- [55:21]
B
And he's a grown man.
- [55:22]
A
He's a man. A grown man be wearing suits and.
- [55:25]
B
Yo, hey, he do got a little button up on. He got a little polo button up with. Look at his little sneakers, man.
- [55:34]
A
You ain't.
- [55:36]
B
Yo, this thing's crazy.
- [55:38]
A
I've been around the world.
- [55:39]
B
I'm trying to tell you, ladies and gentlemen. I don't want to hear nothing. He. He found the little guy.
- [55:45]
A
Yo, but look at the Pineapple.
- [55:46]
B
I need Nelson. Half his body if you get Nelson.
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No, Nelson is Dominican. Nelson, look up Nelson. Nelson is out there. Nelson used to hang with us in the Bronx. I'm telling you.
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B
Yo, dog.
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A
Yo, the Pineapple.
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B
You met him in Morocco. Yeah, French knows him.
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A
French knows him by name and everything. When I tell French, yo, you know, the little guy, he'll say his name real quick. That's why I called him. I was like, you know, he's a grown man. No, he's a grown man.
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B
He ain't smoke. He ain't. Ladies and gentlemen. He ain't this size, though.
- [56:20]
A
What size is he? The pillow. Look at this guy. The Pineapple was to his neck.
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B
That's crazy.
- [56:30]
A
How little is he? That boy be hiding behind Kiss Cafe. He be like this. I told you.
- [56:38]
B
Yo, that's hard, man. He. He made it. It's real talk.
- [56:42]
A
It's real talk.
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B
We gotta put him on the screen.
- [56:45]
A
Yo, that's crazy, though.
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B
That's the illness.
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A
Yo, is that crazy or not?
- [56:49]
B
With the suit. What kind of suit? What kind of suit?
- [56:56]
A
Oh, look at the lady on him. No, no, look, he got the suit. Look. Kiss. No, he got the suit.
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B
What?
- [57:03]
A
Yo, look at the lady on him.
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B
He got it.
- [57:06]
A
Nah, I'm dead ass. Yo, look, he got the suit. He be rocking suits, the bow tie, all this.
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B
I can't take it. I'm not lying. Yeah, we gotta have an EMS on the side.
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A
You got Nelson?
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B
You felt Nelson?
- [57:23]
A
Yeah. Come on, man.
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B
Let me see now.
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A
I give up already.
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B
Yo, listen, who's bigger? Nelson.
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A
Boost, yo. Give yourself a boost.
- [57:32]
B
You looking at Nelson? Did you look at my other man that was sitting on the watermelon?
- [57:37]
A
Who's alive? My Kadesh is alive. Nelson has passed away. Right? You see Nelson? How big is Nelson? Same type, right? Wow. Let me see it. Oh, you can't really see it. See it? Look, this is Nelson.
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B
Yo, dude.
- [57:55]
A
Yo, and Nelson's a little taller than my Kadesh guy. Yeah, he's a little taller. He used to rock the TS Chain in Brooklyn. Jimmy's Bronx Cafe. The big.
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B
This guy?
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A
Yeah, I swear to God. Two foot, two inches.
- [58:10]
B
Who, Macarasse or Nelson?
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A
My cadess is two.
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B
Two foot, two inches.
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A
That's my guy. He be in the suits.
- [58:21]
B
I'm telling you was on Letterman. What's this?
- [58:24]
A
No, he was on some. He's the littlest guy. Ten years ago he passed away though. Nelson had girlfriends and everything. I used to see him in the Dominican clubs, yo. Yeah, I'm telling you, y Nelson used to be in the Dominican closet. I promise you Crack.
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B
I gotta leave crack alone. I'm trying to showed y Nelson and he showed y' all. Mash man shout out to Rick the Ruler. He dropped a new album. Don't it that. Doesn't it come with a movie or short film or something?
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A
Yes, the movie's a short film called Victory. It's called Victory. He got. Yo, he sound like vintage Slick Rick. There's a song on here called Landlord. See, like train keep coming. The train goes out to all the.
- [59:16]
B
Landlords all across the world, you know what I mean?
- [59:20]
A
It's a song called Landlords, you know what I'm saying? Kind of difficult. Crazy tennis and all this I found. I feel like I went in a time machine listening to this album. Not easy at all. He got a joint with Nas, this crazy called Documents. The album is great for me. Slick Rick, I'll let you tell. What does Slick Rick mean to you?
- [59:48]
B
Oh, that album, his first album is like a manuscript of storytelling wittiness. Just some fly that you needed to hear over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over. You know what I mean?
- [60:07]
A
Same here. When I was young, I left my mother's house and although my reputation was being tough being a gangster, I was very young and I had to stay in the crackhead hotel. It's crazy cause I did like a documentary type shit. And we tried to get access to the hotel. Was still there by Dodge High School, up there by Krotona, by Motor Vehicle. And the owner was like, yo, Fat Joe always call us a crackhead hotel. We seen all his interviews. He can't film here. Cause you know they shit is.
- [60:37]
B
When I was growing business, they still trying to get business.
- [60:40]
A
They still get business. Crackhead hotel. But the truth is I really lived in a crackhead hotel. $30 a day and dudes was busting dudes heads open with 40 ounce bottles. I used to open my door people shooting heroin. This is the crack era. And it was scary. And the only thing I could do was listen to Slick Rick and my Walkman to go through the whole night just kept listening. Hey y yo, hey yah hey and all the show everything. So Slick Rick, he got a special place in my heart. I look at Slick Rick worldly I can claim him as the Bronx's own. I could do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We never do that, though. Share Slick Rick with the world. We never say the Bronx Slick Rick. We always say Slick Rick. Slick Rick. We don't claim.
- [61:35]
B
Ran in the Bronx. That's where he caught his case at. He got connection to the bx.
- [61:41]
A
I got some super, real Slick Rick stories that I've been scared to tell him that I saw just being an innocent bystander. One day I'm gonna have to tell him, be like, yo, Rick, you remember the time this, like, I was a. I was there at certain places. Slick Rick, a real one on another level.
- [61:59]
B
Victory album.
- [62:00]
A
Mandy, his wife, shout out to the whole team. We love you, Slick Rick. And yo, the music sounds amazing. That's what I want to hear from Slick Rick. Yo, Jada, the part you always hate. Top five.
- [62:14]
B
Here we go.
- [62:17]
A
Female rappers that give you that, should we do top five, or should we do, like, a Mount Rushmore?
- [62:22]
B
It's the same, and it's a religious argument, and somebody's gonna be mad. And it's more than five, but it. Let's go. Who's your.
- [62:33]
A
It is way more than five. It is way more. Everything we talk about, like, you know, I'm surrounded. We talk about top five producers. I wouldn't even be alive without Cool and Dre right now. Or see Scott Stor.
- [62:46]
B
You see what I'm saying? Cool and Dre diamond forgot to say y' all on his ass. Now he coming back fixing it because it's more than five.
- [62:55]
A
I'm not trying to fix it, but it's more than five. Females.
- [62:59]
B
The next show, you're going to be. You're going to be gonna be shouting out some ladies. You forgot.
- [63:04]
A
Yeah, I mean, because I love them all. You know what I'm saying? I love them all. Like, I love all producers, all rappers, all ladies. I just know that this the. That gets y' all, you guys. Cause hip hop. Hip hop is all about the debate. I remember so many times in the summer, we would be up to six in the morning in front of the building just arguing about who's the nicest. Shout out my man Shy. He down in Miami, but he say Dana Dane. I would say Slick Rick, and we would argue in junior high. This is the great debate in hip hop. So somebody like Jadakiss, I want to know who he thinks for the moment, because it could change next week. For the moment, who's your top five female artists of all time?
- [63:52]
B
Of all time.
- [63:53]
A
Yeah, I'm talking about everybody. We can't just do this moment right here. You know, you got a lot of girls winning, but are they bigger than rappers? You say female rappers, MCs, rappers, everything. No, I'm gonna let you go first.
- [64:10]
B
But, yeah, let's go. Ladies and gentlemen, this is all crack. So don't. I'm just participating. But it's blame everything. Shoot all the shots at him. Because I'm telling you, it's more than five. You know that. I know that. We all know.
- [64:28]
A
They know that.
- [64:29]
B
Queen Latifah. See what I'm saying? MC Light.
- [64:38]
A
Shout out to MC Light. Her mom's God bless. You know, her mom's just going through it.
- [64:44]
B
Why don't you have to say of all time?
- [64:46]
A
All right, I'm just saying. So what, you want to just do current? I mean, you hit two missiles.
- [64:53]
B
I can't. Can we make it six or seven? See, ladies take it different than guys. They're gonna be mad.
- [65:00]
A
I'm with 6 or 7. I'm with 6 or 7. That we gotta do it because our sisters, they go. They gonna want to.
- [65:06]
B
Now you switched it.
- [65:07]
A
They don't want to kill females. You made me switch it. Like, why is he mad at me? All right, it's still five, Jada. It's still five.
- [65:16]
B
I got a client even. Stop it.
- [65:18]
A
Five.
- [65:18]
B
I got a client to get out of this, because I already. You're putting me in hot water right now. Crack.
- [65:25]
A
I know you.
- [65:25]
B
I said Queen Latifa, MC Light, right now. Let me mix it up a little.
- [65:31]
A
You took care of the foundation.
- [65:33]
B
Yeah, but I still not going to make everybody happy. However you slice this.
- [65:38]
A
That's why I asked you this question. It got to be something challenging.
- [65:43]
B
Queen Latifah, Light. Then I'm gonna fast forward Kim and Fox. Then I'm gonna fast forward to Nikki.
- [65:55]
A
That's four you didn't mention. All right, so you said. You said five. You said Kim.
- [66:00]
B
I gave Fox, mc, like Latifah and Nikki.
- [66:06]
A
So that's where you stand.
- [66:08]
B
You leave me no choice. I want to say Lauren. I want to say Missy is more. Man. It put me in a sticky situation.
- [66:19]
A
I'm going Lauryn Hill time. I'm going Lauryn Hill, all time number one best female rapper.
- [66:25]
B
All right, there's four more you gotta do.
- [66:29]
A
I like how you did it.
- [66:30]
B
You better throw Remy, make it out.
- [66:33]
A
The bit you got real slick. Because you said Foxy and Kim. You didn't say three or four.
- [66:38]
B
Like you said, I gave two Two and one.
- [66:40]
A
Who's better, Foxy or Kim?
- [66:42]
B
They both. You dare me to say all five? I'm giving you Latifah, MC Light, Kim, Foxy and Nikki. No order. You just said name five ladies of all time.
- [66:56]
A
I'm saying Lauryn Hill.
- [66:57]
B
Okay, I'm saying.
- [66:58]
A
I wanted to say Foxy and Kim.
- [67:01]
B
You're gonna use my five? Use your mother. Pick your own ladies.
- [67:06]
A
No, no, but those really are the top five. So even if they the top five, I can't use. All right. Okay, that makes it easy.
- [67:14]
B
They can't use my phone.
- [67:15]
A
That makes easier for me.
- [67:16]
B
All right, let's get me here. You got L. Boogie? Who else?
- [67:19]
A
Yo, listen, I got L. Boogie, I got Remy Ma.
- [67:21]
B
Okay? You better. You know, you better have Rim in there, baby.
- [67:26]
A
That pissed some smokey. She could. She be at my house so quick, right? So I got Ram, I got Lauryn Hill. If that's the case, I gotta go with Missy Elliott.
- [67:44]
B
You better.
- [67:44]
A
So you got Lauren. I got. Cause I can't pick your five. So I got Lauren.
- [67:49]
B
You got Lauren. Rem.
- [67:51]
A
Rem.
- [67:52]
B
Missy, you got two more, brother.
- [67:57]
A
See, this is the wax Jada did to me on the producers. He started mentioning my producers. Yeah, right. So then I'll. I'm gonna give it right back to him and say Eve. Okay, I'm gonna give it right back, return to sender, and give you Eve.
- [68:14]
B
Eve over there with the billionaire. I forgot about Eve.
- [68:16]
A
What's wrong with that?
- [68:18]
B
Eve. Eve is on another stratosphere.
- [68:20]
A
She's supposed to be.
- [68:22]
B
That's my baby sisters.
- [68:23]
A
Go get yourself a billionaire husband. I advise it, Salma Hayek, all that. Go live a life.
- [68:30]
B
Eve just. I'm not mad at her for fun.
- [68:33]
A
Yes. She got the bag. Yeah, we're not mad at her. I might need a loan.
- [68:38]
B
It's my sister for life.
- [68:39]
A
Yo, Eva, Mahala. So you got.
- [68:44]
B
Remy Missy. One brother.
- [68:47]
A
Last one is hard, man. And I'm gonna go. And you already picked Light and Latifah in there, man. Oh, Moni is a legend, but she got, like, a short spin. Nah, nah, nah, nah. Money was always incredible. Ladies don't get that up. I love Moni. Don't do that.
- [69:10]
B
Mooney got that slick brick of ladies.
- [69:12]
A
I love Moni. Love don't do that to me. But I'm thinking, get.
- [69:17]
B
Fifth dog was so hard.
- [69:19]
A
I'm thinking.
- [69:23]
B
That'S what he gets is bringing up these segments.
- [69:26]
A
No, no, no, no, no. I'm gonna say he's stuck, yo. No, no, I'm not because I'm gonna say, and y' all gonna say, I'm very biased. But I gotta say, Cardi B Repx.
- [69:41]
B
Baby Cardi, we love you.
- [69:42]
A
I have to say that because if we talking about biggest female rappers of all time, she won the Grammy, she sold 10 million records of wild shit. So it's legit. But all in all, we still left out. I got Remy.
- [69:57]
B
We left out Gol Rilla.
- [69:59]
A
That's the. You do Dochi Jay. This is what makes this lady of rage. You hear this guy? Lady of rage. What's up, sis? I mean, love the lady of Rage.
- [70:09]
B
Rod Digger. I could keep going, man.
- [70:12]
A
Rod Digger dead. Nice. Muhammadia. Don't start that. I can just keep saying everybody too.
- [70:19]
B
Rest in peace. The isis.
- [70:24]
A
That'S my girl. I don't wanna feel boss from out there in Detroit, she had a moment.
- [70:30]
B
Yeah, I think she passed too.
- [70:32]
A
She passed away. My girl Mia X.
- [70:35]
B
Being that we shot Rest in Peace Too, Jersey. Hurricane G, she was nice, man.
- [70:43]
A
Hurricane G. Gloria, she was just. She was just legend off of Yo Red, man. Yeah, get off that punk. Smooth. Kick that shit.
- [70:54]
B
Rest in peace. Fox. Mop.
- [70:56]
A
Well, Fox, she's a legend in the game. I was thinking about Fox the other day. I seen a post that Premier just posted of her. And he said every night when he goes to his house, he got a picture of her in the basement. I hope I'm saying it right. Primo. He put it on Instagram and he gives a little kiss to Fox and he's. You know, Fox was a legend.
- [71:19]
B
Legend in.
- [71:20]
A
In the. In the hip hop game. And. And so there you have it. We the biggest in the game. The Joe and Jada Show. Brought to you by Boost Mobile.
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B
Rewind the time. Kiss Cafe.
- [71:34]
A
Cash app.
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B
Cash Apparate.
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A
We love Cash app. We love everybody that's funding the purpose.
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B
Cash app.
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A
Joe and Jada. 120,000 subscribers like that in less than a month. We growing fast.
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B
A buck twenty.
- [71:52]
A
Buck twenty and moving.
- [71:54]
B
Train is coming.
- [71:55]
A
Train is coming, baby. The train is coming now. Peace, y' all.
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B
The volume.