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And for delivery. Welcome to Sharper Square, presented by Hard Rock Bet. We are part of the Volume Podcast Network. This is the betting show that makes the squares sharper and makes the wise guys pay attention. I am Chad Millman. I am joined by my co host, my companion, my compadre, my bff, Professional Better Simon Hunter. Hello, Simon.
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Hello, Chad.
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Simon. I'm laughing at our intro because, boy, we did not do any of the things that we talked about in our intro this weekend. This is our wild card weekend review with a little bit of a preview of the Steelers and Texans game. We're going to be back in 18 hours to preview the entire divisional round slate. So we will sort of identify any games, sides, totals that are moving, but we're not going to go too deep on that at the end of the show. Boy, Simon, like, if I could describe our first weekend of playoff betting as a team that we thought was doing well at the end of the season and then got their asses kicked in the playoffs, who would that be right now? I mean, it was, it was, it was ball busting.
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Yeah. If someone here is excited to tune in to hear me, just a beaten down man.
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Beaten down.
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This is gonna be a big Chad show. Chad, you want to talk about your wife and kids, spend 30 minutes, tell as many stories as you want. This is a bad show. I'm a defeated man. So I'm excited to get this show over with and just move on to next week.
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I will say I was, I was downstairs and walking up and I'm like, I feel like I'm, I'm going in for the tongue lashing that I would get from like a boss if I did a bad job or my parents, like, if I screwed up something. Like, my mom is actually calling me right now. She's probably just pissed about how badly I did this weekend. It's fair to say that our weekend was like a cross between Matt LaFleur's second half brain freeze, the Eagles second half incompetence, the Chargers just deciding their only option was sacrificing Justin Herbert. And none of that was good enough. It was so bad that despite the Bears, despite the Hoosiers, I went to bed sad on Sunday night. It was so frustrating on Sunday afternoon. At one point, I was just staring into the depths of the TV as another touchdown was scored in the Eagles Niners game and even my wife couldn't make fun of me. That's how bad it was in the contest. We are sitting at one and three heading into our fifth and final pick of the Steelers plus three and a half. Simon, as you noticed, as you said, as you intimated, we were wrong on just about every total. We were wrong on just about every side. The only underdog who hasn't covered so far in the entire playoffs is the one we actually picked in the contest, the Los Angeles Chargers. This is how bad it was. Simon, he said I could talk. I'm taking advantage of your Please, your depression. I was emailing with my book editor this morning. He mentioned that he's 5 and oh in the contest and almost in the top 50 and I was surprised he didn't say oh, by the way, you did so badly. I'm canceling your contract. Like it just. It's a rough weekend.
