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Covino
I saw a story and I think everyone in the studio has kids or have been around. Nieces, nephews, you know, you got kids in the neighborhood. I want you to put in your mind a seven year old and a five year old. Maybe your kids are that age. My daughter's seven and my son's five.
Rich
Yeah, not a lot going on with seven and five year olds. Meaning like they're still little, they can barely wipe themselves. They're still picking their nose.
Covino
Your niece and nephew that live out here in la, James and Gwenny, how old are they?
Rich
They're around the same age, I think.
Covino
Like 8 and 4.
Rich
Like you wouldn't leave them alone. They're not at that age. You don't really let them out of your sight. Seven and five, that's kindergarten and what, first, second grade?
Covino
There's a headline today and I was like, this can't be true. 7 year old who wanted McDonald's drives 10 miles with his little sister.
Danny G
Yes, I saw this dude, a seven.
Covino
Year old boy was like, hey, come on, I want the new Minecraft toy and some nuggies.
Rich
You know how hungry you must be.
Covino
Seven year old boy, five year old girl.
Rich
I blame the parents for not feeding this kid.
Covino
Danny G. We talk quite a bit. You've been to my house. I know your kid. You know my kids. Can you imagine my son and daughter stealing my car and driving? How is that even possible?
Danny G
Well, you read how it was possible or did you see the news clip?
Covino
They would, they hit things and stuff like that. But was one using the pedals, one with the steering wheel? Like, what do we do?
Danny G
Well, the. I don't know if we're talking about two clips. The one I saw, the kid looked it up on YouTube and that's how he learned how to drive. And it says that he went through like four intersections and didn't hit anything and made it right.
Rich
Yeah, that's wild because in courageous because when I Was a kid. That was like my nightmare, like my reoccurring nightmare as a kid. Like I was alone in the car and it starts moving backwards. I don't know how to do this.
Covino
That happened to me and my siblings as a kid once. And I thank God that no car was coming. My grandfather ran in the house, like probably forgot his pack of cigarettes or something. Oh, I forgot my smokes, went in the house. My little brother on that. Remember how back in the day the shifter was on the steering wheel? Of course my brother just pulled it down. We rolled out of the driveway into the street and thank God no one was coming.
Rich
I remember.
Covino
Scary.
Rich
So imagine how scared you were as a kid, right? I would have never done that. Like, yeah, you had fun maybe messing around, pressing a few buttons. But imagine being courageous or dumb enough. I mean, maybe the kid's dumb for all I know. To think that he could drive at 7 to McDonald's. I don't know how. He's smart.
Danny G
He learned how to drive from YouTube.
Covino
You almost want to give that seven year old credit.
Rich
That's brazen, man. I don't know. I couldn't have done that. Damn.
Covino
By didn't a little Brody go to get a cake pop at Starbucks when you said no one's right, Hopped in.
Rich
Your cabinet like, what do you do as a parent? He would, he loves those things. It's.
Covino
Oh, it's the worst. Talk about a ripoff. How old is your kid again? If you don't mind me, he just turned four last year.
Danny G
Yeah, that's right.
Covino
So imagine your kid with another kid a couple years older being like, yeah, that seems impossible to me. But it reminds me of one of my favorite clips from over a decade ago. Early days of Kavin on Rich.
Rich
What's his name? Like Lian or Latanian or remember the.
Covino
Kid that was like, I just want to do hood rat stuff?
Rich
Yeah, that's right.
Covino
He was also 7.
Rich
7 year old kid stole his mom's.
Covino
Car and he said it's fun to do bad things.
Rich
Took it for a joyride. He hit like a bunch of mailboxes and yeah, and he got in trouble for it.
Covino
So I just want to throw it out there before we get into the fun of today's show again. NBA, NFL, just if you have little kids, imagine a seven and five year old. I would say, have you been in my house? Can you imagine my kids just hopping in the car? Well, how they went nine miles. That's not.
Iowa Sam
How could the boy's feet even reach the Pedals, you know.
Rich
Rocks on it.
Iowa Sam
Yeah. Gas break. Gas break. Did the scissor get down there and push the pedals?
Covino
It's only.
Rich
Well, that's how that other kid got pulled over. I mean, he had a bunch of things. But the story Rich speaks of where he was doing hood rat stuff, they said that there was several reports of a kid that could barely sit over, see over the steering wheel. So, yeah, to me, that's amazing that they even made it somewhat. Even close to McDonald's. It's also amazing to think that. Well, how many turns and how far was McDonald's, right? Like, they made to know. To know the directions. You kidding me? I barely know how to get at McDonald's now.
Covino
It's wild. And again, these stories, you could laugh about them when no one gets hurt, right? Like, that's. That's the. Really the sentiment of most stories. Right. Like, we're sort of on standby now, waiting to see what happens to that poor kid in Pittsburgh that fell out of the stands in right field. Yeah, the rag doll.
Rich
We all could agree, like, man, there's nothing funny about that. And we could all agree that we're hoping for some good news. I know he's under critical condition right now, but the debate is, did he jump or did he fall? No, he fell.
Covino
He fell. He jumped up. He jumped up, but fell.
Rich
That makes a lot of sense, but it still looks like, to me, like, he got one leg up on that rail. I get what you're saying, and that makes a lot of sense, but my eyes are seeing something totally different.
Covino
Imagine if you're drunk, which I think we've all been at least once.
Rich
Well, there was a Reddit article that came out, and a lot of people are saying that he was totally drunk, spilling beer all over himself, and then in that moment of excitement, he got up so fast that his momentum took him forward. Yeah.
Covino
Not to make light of it, but an inning before. Covino's, right? They said that he ripped his own shirt off, poured beer over his own head.
Rich
Yeah, he was in the zone, Right.
Covino
Maniac mode. And then picture this. You're that drunk. Big play in the game.
Rich
You spring out of your seat.
Covino
Of your seat. He sprung out of his seat so far, not to make light of it. Sprung up. Whoa. Like, just.
Iowa Sam
And you're imbalanced. You don't have your balance under. You don't have your feet under your.
Rich
So, yeah, that all makes sense. But that's not what you kind of see, though, right? Like, I don't know. It looks different. Everything you're saying, Rich, that makes total sense and seems possible, but we're all wishing him the best.
Covino
What I'm hoping for is that the point is he's.
Rich
He's hurt. You can't really make fun of that. I'm saying, thank goodness these kids are safe. So, yeah, let's have fun at their expense.
Covino
I'm saying, in weeks from now, I would love that if this kid did, like, a lighthearted interview somewhere. He recovered. He's like, man, what a crazy, drunk bird brain. I'm so hoping that's the case. We can only hope for this kid, right? No one wants to see someone severely injured or kill themselves at a bald.
Rich
My dad has to see this clip, unfortunately, it's hard to watch. But that was, like, his fear always. Like, my dad would ruin a game for me as a kid because, like.
Covino
I can't see seat up here. I feel like I'm gonna fall.
Rich
Like, he would have, like, a height thing. Yeah.
Covino
I feel like I can't do it.
Rich
I'd be like, what do you mean you can't do it? These are our seats.
Covino
By the way, Kavina was at a Yankees game. You might remember this. You've told the story.
Rich
This is a true story. I was at the Yankee game with my buddy Sean. Sean the lawyer. Rich knows him.
Covino
Yeah.
Rich
And it's a memorable moment that you may have seen.
Covino
Again, funny, because the guy was fine.
Rich
We're sitting there, and all of a sudden we see a guy fall over the stands, but he fell into the netting. Do you guys remember seeing that clip? And then he has to crawl his way up from the net.
Danny G
Yeah.
Rich
I was at that game, like, whoa.
Covino
Or that clip that you love where the guy jumped through the end zone and caught the extra points.
Rich
Chicago, that's one of the best. I always joked and said that was Rich's dad. Like, yeah, Rich's dad. When he caught that field goal, that was jumped into the stands.
Covino
But again, everyone.
Rich
Timing of that is just insane.
Covino
Everyone. You know, send your good vibes to that kid in Pittsburgh.
Rich
Absolutely.
Iowa Sam
People fall in at baseball stadiums. They fall from the stands way too often.
Covino
Like this fat woman. Like, remember the fat woman and naked gun that fell on Reggie Jackson?
Iowa Sam
That was just the beginning of.
Rich
You know, as well, though, some of the angles. You feel like you're going to fall. It's really wild to see it actually happen. Like, you know, 20 something feet, 27ft or whatever. He fell. Just hope he's all right.
Covino
You know where they say that's the most extreme. I. I've never been. I don't know. DB You're a golf guy. I don't know if you're a tennis guy. US Open in Queens, they say that people see it. People talk about how if you are up high and you're one of the people like your dad, that's like, I don't know.
Rich
My dad would not sit there.
Covino
It appare like you are looking straight down. Like it's scary.
Danny G
Oh, up high at sofi here in Los Angeles is like that. It's steep. Like you feel like if you slip, you would tumble straight down.
Rich
I would suppose too, for a tennis.
Covino
Venue, because the court is so small that you really can't spread it out because you'd be far away. So they try to stack you in that way.
Rich
Well, you know what's going to happen. We're going to see major changes moving forward. They're going to have a wall 20ft high or some sort of plexiglass, because think about why we have the nets there and foul territory in the first place. Because a kid was hitting the head, right, With a line drive. So then nets go up. Yeah. I remember one clip. I always tell Rich this. No one ever remembers. And there's no footage at all. I remember watching an All Star game when I was a kid. It was an All Star game and Wade Boggs was a Red Sox. And he hits a screaming line drive into the stands and the camera pants over into the stands and some guy was like, ah, holding his neck because he got hit with a line drive in the neck.
Covino
And he's like, ah.
Rich
And I remember, like noticing it as a kid and. And no one really commented on it.
Covino
Yeah.
Rich
So I was like, is that serious? Was he joking or what? But sure enough, people were getting hit all the time. So they put those nets up. After this, after this happened, I guarantee you something's going to change. They're not going to allow this to happen again. Especially if the guy was that drunk and he fell over like that. No way.
Covino
Remember when OJ Was in a wheelchair and Frank Drebin.
Rich
I do.
Covino
Patted him on the back.
Rich
You said you weren't going to joke about this.
Covino
No, I was joking about Naked Gun.
Rich
No, of course, of course, no. But you know what, Rich? If you haven't seen the clip, that's sort of what it looks like now. It looks fake. It looks like, wow, is that real? Or like some weird AI As Danny G. Put it didn't look real because he really rag dolled over the Rail.
Covino
All right. So don't do hood rat stuff. Be careful at stadiums. I think we learned some lessons already here on Cavino and Rich. Now Danny G. I know how it feels to come in to work when you work in the world of sports the day after your team loses. I love the fact you have the pride to wear your Lakers hat today.
Rich
I noticed it. I noticed it.
Covino
I just feel like even the casual NBA fan even if they wanted the Lakers to lose eventually, a first round exit just stinks. That's really. There's no other way to put it. It just stinks.
Rich
Disappointing.
Danny G
But I've been through this with my favorite baseball team, Dodgers, couple seasons in a row had the same sort of exit and you know, you feel fortunate to be there. You don't want to go out that quickly. But obviously there's a lot of reasons on why the Lakers fell short.
Rich
Yeah, you would have assumed. I mean I thought for sure that it would they'd win last night at home and then eventually maybe lose.
Danny G
Right off the bat though, I think people forget how good the Minnesota Timberwolves as Monsey says were last season. How deep into the playoffs they went last season.
Covino
And I think now I could be wrong. I mean I'm wrong quite a bit. But something we're going to go over on over promise because we have so many other things to get to now. But I want everyone to think about this and join us after the show because we have that our bonus video pod is Anthony Edwards and the T Wolves. Is that the fun story if your team's out of it like is it is an easy rooting interest like yo, Anthony Edwards, fun young kid. Minnesota's never won before.
Rich
That's the key right there.
Covino
Small market team.
Rich
See him smoke like to see the Anthony Edwards that took out LeBron, Luke Lakers and to see him move forward and see him take out other teams. Yeah, that'll be like man the birth.
Danny G
Of this legacy because or on the other side, Rich, the mecca of basketball.
Covino
Madison Square Garden, the Knicks. I mean that might be the matchup and they're due.
Rich
Yeah.
Covino
People want to see. I just think there are certain teams that if you told me it was going to be Denver Nuggets, Boston Celtics to me well deserved great franchises and organizations. But Luca versus the Celtics again would sort of be not tickling my huevos at all to be honest. So hey, we'll get to that on over promise. But when it comes to the Lakers. Danny, you were sending us a bunch of articles about J.J. redick.
Danny G
Yeah. And the Latest one from Bleacher Report. He says that the team needs to get into championship shape. I'll say the conditioning you saw in the fourth quarters, where they had leads earlier in the series, and then last night, with that small ball lineup that Redick was going with, which he's getting a lot of crap for, they were able to come back and tighten the game up and tie it at one point, Go ahead by a point or two at one point. But you could see towards the end of the game, just like the previous playoff game, they started to stand around the three point line and the offense was not moving fluidly, and that's a problem. Small ball gives you an advantage. Why? Because supposedly you could run up and down the court and use your. Your speed to your advantage and maybe, you know, find some mismatches on the floor.
Rich
Open.
Danny G
Open things up. Right. But when the offense gets stagnant and starts standing around, Remember that stretch where the game was tied 82 to 82, it seemed like forever. And the guys when they're standing around tired like that, and Reeves is chucking up threes and LeBron starts chucking up threes. Yeah, exactly. That's when I.
Rich
They're out of gas.
Danny G
Yeah, for sure.
Covino
You know, there was. There was one. And I don't want to lazily add to the Luca conditioning narrative. That's not what I'm trying to do. But there was a point where. Remember when Luca went in for that layup and he was convinced he was fouled and he really wasn't, and he just missed the layup. His body language from that point on, with a couple minutes left in the.
Rich
Game was like, well, it's not that shoulders conditioned. Right? Like, imagine you telling LeBron, like, he needs to condition better. He'd look at you like, you're telling me it's championship shape. I believe that was the quote. Take a listen to J.J. redick. I'll start with the off season and.
Danny G
The work that's required in an off.
Rich
Season to be in championship shape. And that's the key.
Danny G
You know, we have a ways to go as a roster, and certainly there are individuals that were in phenomenal shape. There's certainly other ones that could have been in better shape. That's where my mind goes immediately, is, you know, we have to get in championship shape.
Rich
I love this for multiple reasons. It takes the heat off of him and his decisions. Right. His coaching does it, though, because it's getting criticized. And it also exposes the truth here because be real about it. These are all great Teams, and every great team is looking for that mismatch or that edge. And the edge here was they weren't as in championship shape as the Timberwolves. It could be an age thing or just a conditioning thing. And it was so noticeable when the casual fan could notice this, you know, there's an issue, and he pointed it out, and he's right about it. I think that was what really separated. And it's a shame that the Lakers didn't necessarily get outplayed. They got out conditioned.
Covino
I. I certainly don't want to make an excuse for the Lakers, but do you think in offseason, a couple more moves and Now Luka and LeBron, a full year together will make a difference next year? I know we're running out of. We're running out of LeBron time. Like, clock is ticking.
Danny G
Do you remember the narrative right after the trade happened? We heard a lot of especially talking heads on TV say the Mavericks won this trade short term, but the Lakers won this trade long term because they could build around Luca now. But then AD Got hurt, and people kind of forgot that take. And now we're at where we're at right now. But remember, a lot of people knew this team was incomplete because of defense, because of the lack of size going into the playoffs.
Rich
And LeBron refused to talk about what they need moving forward because of the.
Covino
Lack of size or his actual future.
Rich
Yeah, and his actual future. Um. But, yeah, it was sort of deflating, disappointing. Like that was it. You guys can even get out of the first round. They couldn't win at home. One more game. Nothing. And I. I mean, unless you're a Timberwolves fan. I'm happy for our boss who was there with his family. I'm happy for him not to kiss ass. But other than that, I was like, oh, man. I wanted to see it extend a little further than that. Shows some fight. But I do believe that it had to do with the conditioning.
Covino
Rich, we should add some contract talks today.
Rich
Hey, based on that mood.
Covino
The reason Kavino brought up Soto is that the Mets, who are like the hottest team in baseball, lost two in a row because who finally got hot the last two days? Juan Soto. Two home runs today, couple hits yesterday. So Soto got hot.
Danny G
So, see, your team would be better off without him.
Rich
That's the thing. Because there was a lot of speculation on his body language. Like, he doesn't look happy. Well, he was a team, but the team's winning, man. Come on.
Covino
It's just one of those, like my dumb Met fan Friends that were like, oh, come on, Soda. I'm like, who cares? He'll get hot eventually. Who cares? Now, now two games are on. Bets loose.
Rich
All right, now back to what we were discussing. The numbers 8, 7, 7, 99 on Fox again. Hope you had a Rockets, Timberwolves sort of night. Some big games tonight. Knicks, Pistons, Nuggets, Clippers, we'll be talking about it if not here on over promised our bonus Show Fox Sports Radio's YouTube page immediately after this show. J.J. redick, he's being scrutinized today. I mean, deservingly he made some interesting moves. But again, his rookie season, he did however say that it came down to conditioning. They weren't in championship shape. And I think that's such a great and obvious point, but a really great point. Like if you're going to beat these younger teams to these Anthony Edwards like teams and Rudy was playing his ass off last night, you got to be in tip top shape. And it looked like they were gassed.
Covino
To play a whole.
Danny G
Explain it second half though, in Game 4. Covino, NBA history in the playoffs. Nobody ever in the history of the NBA playoffs had ever had the same lineup play the entire second half.
Rich
And it was like scrutiny that he overextended LeBron the game before, right? So it looked like they ran out of gas. It didn't look like they got outplayed. They were in it until the end because they ran out of gas. So championship shape. But it's coming from the coach, it's coming from JJ Redick. So my question to Rich and to the Fox Sports Radio Nation is and to everybody, does it matter who the advice comes from or the scrutiny or the criticism comes from? Because we live here in California, right, Rich? And I hear a lot of people like, yeah, that crappy state you're in. And I'm like, have you ever been here? Then shut up because then zip your zippy.
Covino
It's pretty.
Rich
I don't want to hear, yeah, I don't want to hear about, like, you've never been here. Hey, do you ever come and visit me? No. So zip it. So to me, it does matter where it's coming from.
Covino
If someone's never traveled and they're telling you about different places, I know what.
Rich
You read it in a magazine.
Covino
It makes. I've heard people be like, oh, I hear it's beautiful. I'm like, yeah, you hear you've been there.
Rich
So, you know, just based on that example, a lot of times it does matter to me where it's coming From. I don't want to hear your. I want to hear Anthony Bourdain's take on it. I want to hear how the food was from him, not from you. Because you heard.
Covino
Can I. Can I tell you, I think this is a no brainer. Who it comes from is the only factor for me. In fact, I hate to be rude.
Rich
And that's why we make it clear we're. Hey, we're fans first, right?
Covino
I hate to be rude, but I have to go at you on one of these.
Rich
Oh, boy. Why me? I mean, I'm throwing it all vague and throwing it. Now you're coming at me, I gotta come at you. All right, fine.
Covino
When it comes from, where the advice come from. Comes from. I'll save the one for you because you'll be insulted.
Danny G
Come at me, bro.
Rich
You can come at me, bro.
Covino
I don't care if one of my broke friends.
Rich
I don't care what you say, because again, it's who it's coming from. You think I care what you say.
Covino
If one of my broke friends who lives in a beat up apartment.
Rich
Yeah.
Covino
Starts telling me about a stock I should buy? My first thought is like, yeah, sorry, bro. You're not. You're not. You're. You're. You're not Lehman Bros. You're not Morgan Stanley. You're not. I'm not taking money advice and investing advice from my broke friend who lives in a, you know, beat up apartment.
Rich
Lives in a shoe. Yeah, I got you.
Covino
I once got a free training session at a new gym I signed up for, and they're like, here's your personal trainer. I was in better shape than the trainer. I'm like, yeah, no, this ain't gonna work.
Rich
I need my trainer again to be fair in this discussion. Right. Based on JJ Reddick's criticism. He's the coach. Mike, who runs this place makes a good point. You know, he shares words of wisdom all the time. Mike, who runs this place? That's why the old saying goes, those who can't teach. Those who can't teach or coach him.
Covino
I don't know. All the time.
Rich
What about, what about that? I'm personally in there for the fun of the discussion because, hey, maybe this guy has bad genetics and he's a little overweight, but he knows what he's talking about.
Covino
No, if I go to a gym and pay for a personal trainer, this guy better look like Dwayne the Rock Johnson with a shirt off. This guy better. He better look like ravishing rick rude in 1989.
Rich
Whoa. How about Sylvester Stallone in Rocky 4?
Covino
Yeah. I'm not going to go to the gym and have some guy that looks like Charles Barkley tell me, tell me about my workout.
Rich
Yeah, but look at these boxing trainers. You think they're all like, that's a good. They're all out of shape and old, but they know what they're talking about.
Covino
I'm going to. I'm going to hit Danny with one because I know he feels this way. Danny, back in your radio days when you were doing more hip hop and music, when a program director would criticize something you did on air, and you're like, you're not even on air.
Danny G
Oh, yeah.
Rich
If you knew how to be on air, why aren't you on air?
Danny G
Do you know? He was our general manager at the time and he was the president of programming. And like once a month he would air check us, our morning show. So he'd sit down with me and the other morning co host and he would critique us. Right. So there was a, like a game we did on the air, and during the air check meeting, he said, ha. He did this really wimpy giggle. He's like, I love that. After the meeting was over, my co host looked at me and he's like, scratch it. We're never doing that game again.
Covino
He loves it.
Rich
Yeah, right. Again. When you're, when you're being critical or you're grading your hosts, in radio, it's called an air check. And bosses go over to things you talk about.
Covino
I respect the people that have been there, done that, no matter what the industry. I'll give you a couple more examples. Just because I overly give examples, you could criticize that.
Rich
No, that's. That's fine. I mean, we're just speculating. The JJ Reddick thing.
Covino
I. I once had. And this again, I don't mean to sound mean, but I once had someone give me some parenting advice. Their kids were grown, but guess what? Their kids don't talk to them. I'm like, why am I going to take parenting advice from someone whose kids grown up to not want to talk to their parents? I was talking about how after baseball or softball practice, you know, once a week or every couple weeks, I'll bring my kids to McDonald's because they want a Happy Meal. And someone on one of our listener pages was like, oh, boy, oh, boy.
Rich
You'Re lucky they didn't take the car on their own later.
Covino
Dad, you're only seven. I've. The criticism was like, man, I don't Take my kids for fast food. That much. I clicked on some of these profiles and they.
Rich
And little chubby kids.
Covino
Guy that looks like King Kong. Bunthies telling me. Telling me about health.
Rich
Oh, well, some guy that. He looked like Tugboat.
Covino
Some guy that looks like Yokozuna.
Rich
No, in all fairness, he looks like.
Covino
Bam Bam Bigelow telling me about health and fitness. And then I'll give you one more. Okay. Just because I have to make fun of you. Sometimes Kavino will rave about a restaurant or a steakhouse, and the fact that you get your steak well done makes me think. I don't know if I could really trust your steakhouse analysis.
Rich
Really? You want to go there?
Covino
I can't.
Rich
You want to go there?
Covino
If you tell me.
Iowa Sam
Please, if you. Well done in ketchup.
Rich
If you tell me, this guy and this guy, the same guy who wants to tell me about his vacation destination but never leaves the resort.
Covino
Fair. That's a fair one.
Rich
You're going to tell me about that country. You never seen it. You stayed at the resort the whole.
Covino
Time you saw the Holiday Inn Ohio. Exactly. Can I tell you it's a fair criticism?
Rich
I'm only kidding.
Covino
No, it's a fair one.
Rich
Hey, you know what? Look at that.
Covino
But if Kavino says to me, bro, the filet was great, and he got it butterflied, well done, and then dips.
Danny G
It into sauce charred.
Covino
You know, I'm getting a lot of.
Rich
Feedback to saying, like, the excuse of running out of gas is so soft, too, from today's perspective. Like, what a soft excuse, the fact that you ran out of gas. So your thoughts on that? I. You could think what you want and that it does sound kind of soft, like you. You're supposed to be in championship shape. This is your job. But it does seem to be true, and it seems to be what happened in this series.
Covino
Now let's go to Dan by for an update. DB what's going on, man? Dan never runs out of gas. This guy's always ready to roll.
Rich
He always has gas.
Covino
You guys.
Rich
You know, I just had deja vu.
Covino
With Kavino and Rich.
Rich
You want to separate? You've talked about this on the show before.
Covino
You ever go to a sporting event like a decade ago and still get.
Rich
Stuff from that same team?
Covino
Yes, I still get Washington national emails every day. Yes, I went to a Browns game in 2008, and I just got an email to download the official Browns mobile app today. So it's been 17 years since they really want you back. Yes, they do.
Rich
You know, what's even worse, though, Dan, is you've had 17 years to unsubscribe, and you haven't.
Covino
Correct. Cause there may be that one thing that I'm. Hey, look at my Browns emails.
Iowa Sam
All right, Game sixes tonight. Nixon, Pistons, Nuggets and Clippers.
Covino
Pistons try to stay alive there at home. Nick's up three two.
Rich
Clippers trying to do the same at.
Covino
Home in LA with the Nuggets up.
Danny G
Three two in that series.
Rich
Cavino and Rich, we got Danny G. We got Iowa. Sam, It's a whole team effort. DB Is here and Spot is. Where the hell is Spot anyway?
Covino
Spot is where the hell is.
Rich
We're live from the Fox Sports Radio studios. And it's time for a tire rack play of the day. Right when the Lakers hit a couple of threes in the fourth quarter to make the game tight, Mike Conley Jr. Answered right back. He answered right back.
Covino
He answered right back. Across him, up top of the key. Drifts left. Now attacks in the length, kick out. Conley in the corner. Three ball.
Iowa Sam
He got it.
Covino
Corner pocket for Mike Conley. 194. Clutch from Mike. And that is the play where Minnesota, in my mind, eliminated the Lakers four games to one, courtesy of KFA and 100.3. And that is our Tyrek play of the day.
Rich
And although I was rooting for the Lakers, I was happy to see the Timberwolves move on. For the city, for the franchise, for Edwards, and most of all, for our boss, because he's a big fan. And I'm kissing ass. That's what I'm doing.
Covino
Hey, I would say I'm. I love that you left Camino hanging for a second.
Iowa Sam
That was two days in a row there.
Rich
I got funny.
Iowa Sam
I don't have it ready.
Rich
Hey, sometimes the play of the day sneaks up on you.
Iowa Sam
It's all down.
Danny G
I think it's Sam's lack of conditioning.
Rich
Yeah, you know what it is? He was out of gas.
Covino
You know, real quick, 22nd story, Sam. The worst time this ever happened to us, we were hosting an event in Mexico. Picture this, it's Maxim. Remember when magazines mattered? It was Maxim. Spring break.
Danny G
What are those?
Covino
Cavino and I are on a microphone in front of thousands of spring break students giving away prizes and money and, you know, like, hot body contests, booty shaking contests. When we're done doing the contest, our job was to kick it back to the dj.
Rich
I remember his name, too. DJ Rock City.
Covino
DJ Rock.
Rich
I'll never forget it because it was a nightmare.
Covino
So we're Done with this contest. Crowds going thus. We're like, yeah, we're Covino and Rich Maxim. DJ Rock City. Drop that beat, Crickets. Rock City. DJ Rock City.
Rich
Then you got thousands of spring breakers booing us.
Covino
Boom.
Rich
Rock City.
Covino
We look to the dude. Suck, dude. They're throwing T shirts back at us. Drop that beat, dude.
Rich
It was a nightmare. It was like those MTV spring break events.
Covino
Danny. We turned to the DJ booth. The dude had went on a bathroom break.
Rich
Yo. Me and Rich started doing a dance routine to try to like, entertain. It was so embarrassing.
Covino
Kavino started beatboxing like he was Vanilla Ice.
Rich
So awkward. So anyway, before we move on, look at the clock. I do want to give. I know. I want to give you my two last examples, though, Rich, of, you know, when it matters. Does it matter where the advice comes from? Because sometimes those who can't teach. I think that applies in baseball. We see it all the time with coaches, right? So it's usually the catcher who wasn't that good, but he's a great leader and a great coach. Wasn't the best player. Happens all the time. So I think that we're wrong with our assumption. It's our attitude. Like, what do you know about it? Because maybe they know a lot. But we're wrong because we assume otherwise. But there are other cases where I know I'm right because I don't want to hear marriage advice or relationship advice from you. And I've never seen you in a relationship before.
Covino
Yeah. Ever Your buddy. That's perpetually single parental advice from a.
Rich
Person without a kid scrambling my ding dong.
Covino
That's a good one.
Rich
Right?
Covino
You know what? You can end it on those. In fact, look at the clock. We're running out of time. When 50 hits, there's a sir. Yeah. What we gonna do right here is go back back into time, throwing it.
Danny G
Back for a Thursday old school, when 50 hit at 50 after C& R.
Covino
Give you the time capsule topic and we reminisce together.
Rich
All right, so we do this every Thursday. We get you involved. Fox Sports Radio Nation. So be dialing 877-99-NOX and at Covino and Rich.
Covino
Now this is a fun, easy one. 26 years ago in 1999, SpongeBob My Pants SquarePants debuted. So it was the debut of SpongeBob SquarePants. So with that, I ask you, what is the best adult cartoon? Not the little smutty things you see when you're looking up. Nonsense. I'm talking like, I'll give you my example. South Park Right. That might be number one.
Rich
No, it's not. Now explain.
Covino
All right, well, your favorite adult cartoon will go old school next. Adult cartoons. I'm talking about not Care Bears and Gummy Bears and the Smurfs. I'm talking adult humor.
Rich
I know what you mean.
Covino
Cartoons.
Rich
I know what you mean. But speaking of dad jokes and cartoons, can I give you one?
Covino
Yeah.
Rich
Why don't people in Dubai like Scooby Doo?
Covino
Why don't people in Dubai?
Rich
What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?
Covino
I don't know.
Rich
People in Dubai don't like Scooby Doo. People in Abu Dhabi do.
Covino
Why didn't you say the Flintstones?
Rich
Because I'm thinking about Scooby Doo.
Iowa Sam
Oh, yeah.
Rich
Oh, it's Flintstones. Oh, that's what I meant.
Iowa Sam
Did you just make that up on the spot?
Rich
I just made it up and messed it up. I messed it up?
Covino
You messed it up.
Rich
Oh, man, I'm a terrible Dan joke. Well, anyway, back to the phone calls and the feedback. The best adult cartoon. But look, spongebob doesn't necessarily fall in that category. It's just adult humor. Still a kids cartoon.
Covino
Yeah, there's a ton of viewed on Nickelodeon. I don't want to take all the answers, but I mean, the one that's been on the longest, let's just get out of the way. Because if you think you're gonna be original calling in and saying, I was Sam's favorite show, I feel like you're a Simpsons guy.
Iowa Sam
Oh, absolutely, absolutely.
Covino
So I ask you. I was Sam Daniel.
Iowa Sam
Here's my bedrock. No pun intended. Talking about the Flintstones. Well, again, of my sense of humor.
Rich
They debuted in 87 on the Tracy Ullman show and then in 89 as its own show. So longevity alone has to be in the discussion. I mean, but just based on longevity. Look, I love the Simpsons. No, no, disp. I don't think they're the number one answer.
Covino
If you are a kid of the 80s and 90s, if you're roughly 40ish, like we are. You remember as a kid when the Fox network debuted? I associate it solely with the Simpsons and Married With Children. I feel like they made their name on those two shows. If I'm missing something, let me know. But I feel like as a kid, I was like fox with the new. Because it was a new network. And to me, it was.
Rich
You are missing something, Tracey Ullman. Because that's where the Simpsons got their.
Iowa Sam
But by the way, was Tracy Ullman on Curb youb Enthusiasm yes.
Rich
Yeah.
Danny G
Okay.
Iowa Sam
I thought it tied it together.
Covino
So to me, the early days of Fox were the Simpsons and Al Bundy married with children.
Rich
Sunday nights. Right.
Covino
I want to ask you, Iowa Samuel, how many episodes do you think the Simpsons have done? It's. It's. It's one of those, like, guess how many jelly beans in the jar. You could be way off. I don't know. Just take a guess. What do you think?
Iowa Sam
So they've been on for 37 years. I want to say about 30 episodes per season. Maybe. I'm going to say a thousand episodes.
Covino
You're close. They're not quite there. I'm one.
Iowa Sam
They'd have to stay till they get a thousand.
Covino
They'd have to do. Because, you know, in the world of sitcoms, you could go into syndication back in the day. I know syndication doesn't matter as much anymore because now you just sell it to Hulu or Netflix. But a hundred episodes was a way of saying, all right, man, we could. We could do reruns now. Hundred episodes is a big deal. The Simpsons have done 782 episodes.
Iowa Sam
Okay, I'm a little off.
Danny G
Yeah.
Covino
Do you realize how many episodes that is? That's.
Iowa Sam
They don't even have the same people necessarily even voicing the same characters anymore. People have retired. People have passed away. But the Simpsons was such a cash cow for Fox that they could poke fun at their own network all the time, and they would do it regularly just.
Covino
Just to put a perspective. When you were a kid, a show that you watched on reruns all the time, like Gilligan's island, you know, Gilligan's island was just shy of a hundred episodes. And you feel like, wow, that show must have been on forever. The Simpsons, 782 episodes.
Rich
That's insane. So, yeah, again, see this Yankee hat I'm wearing? I tip my hat to the Simpsons. I'm going to give my number one. And if you're on hold and you have the same answer, that's fine. You know, back me up. It's all good. 877-99-on FOX at Covino and Rich. I know Rich's answer. I disagree. I think the game changer, the real game changer, the show that pushed the envelope that said, hey, this is for adults, debuted in 1992 on Liquid Television. It was on MTV, a show called Liquid Television. And the segment was frog baseball. And look, sports related, Fox sports Frog baseball. And it was two of my heroes on one show. And it was so good, they started their own show in 1993. These guys are the coolest. And they're talking about Kavino and Rich, but I'm talking about Beavis and Butthead. Those are my dudes. I love it. That's the number one show. Because they were pushing it, Rich. They were pushing it. Beavis and Butthead is my answer for my. Look, I'm in my 40ish-40s, right? That's my answer and I'm sticking to it. Yeah, I love the Ren and Stimpies of the world.
Covino
Because that's just like.
Rich
Yeah, dude. Yeah. This guy, this guy, he's going to say South Park.
Covino
Like.
Rich
Like he knows anything. This guy knows nothing.
Covino
So I am going to say south park because I think over the last.
Rich
This guy's a tool.
Covino
Over the last 20 plus years.
Rich
Bigger than saying South Park.
Covino
I remember in my college days.
Iowa Sam
Shut up, David.
Covino
In my college days, I remember sitting around with my friends when they had the original south park episode. Remember, it was Jesus versus Santa. And they took off running that show every season. They don't do it as much as they used to. It's a billion dollar industry for Trey and Matt. And we're talking whatever the relevant subject matter is today.
Rich
Yeah, they're great at being topical.
Covino
They tackle that subject. No punches held.
Rich
I think we just named the top three. If you're going to do the Mountain Rushmore, there has to be a number. Another one. So we got the Simpsons. Rich says South Park. I'm sticking with Beavis and Butthead, but it's the anniversary of again, the Bir. Spongebob.
Covino
All right, let's start with Paul in Rhode Island. Paul, what do you think, man? Best adult cartoon?
E
Well, I'm a lot older than you.
Covino
Guys, but I'm gonna go Ben and.
E
Jerry and Flintstones when I came home from school. That's okay. My family worked for Henry Barbera back in the day. In the cartoon world. I just like to say hi to my distant cousins. Owns about 60,000 cows in California. Dairy cows.
Rich
Sounds good. Thank you, man.
Covino
There you go.
Rich
His family member is Johnny Quest.
Covino
Huckleberry Hound. Yeah, but he said Ben and Jerry.
Rich
I thought he. I was gonna say, do you mean Tom and Jerry, bro?
Covino
Because Ben and Jerry's an ice cream.
Rich
Yeah, I know, but then he said.
Covino
He was eating ice cream. Tom and Jerry. I saw something. I saw some meme recently, like, hey, whatever happened to mouse was making cool little holes in the wall like they did in cartoons back in the day.
Iowa Sam
What do they call it? The floorboard or the.
Covino
Yeah, you don't See those?
Rich
That's where we learned all of our classical music.
Danny G
We learned how to blow things up with Roadrunner.
Rich
But again, these were. Those were kid cartoons. You know, they were violent in today's eyes.
Covino
Right.
Rich
From today's perspective. But Tom and Jerry was a kids cartoon.
Danny G
I think we can include. I think we can include them. Yeah, Throw it in a topic. Yeah. Just because there was adult content in there.
Iowa Sam
Mike Judge, though, he drew people. He drew cartoon characters like people he didn't try to, you know. And same with King of the Hill, one of my favorite shows. And Beavis and Butthead. They were just people as cartoons.
Covino
What was that movie from a couple years ago when Beavis and Butthead did a movie? I feel like I came over your house and I had to, like, have a drink or get high or something to enjoy it a little bit.
Rich
Well, they did America and then the last one. I forget what the name. We watched it.
Covino
Beavis About Head Movie came out a couple years ago. Let's go to Ohio. And Josh, you're on the show. What's up, buddy?
Rich
Hey, Josh.
E
Hey, guys. First off, I don't think you can mention the beginning of Fox without throwing In Living Color in there as well.
Covino
I'm so sorry. I feel like it asked for not saying that. You're right. In Living Color, the Simpsons, Married With Children. You could see why.
Rich
Yeah, JLo.
Covino
You could see. You could see why it worked out. What's up, Josh?
E
Yes. So I have to agree. You know, born in 82, Beavis and Butthead was my answer. My reasoning, though, was not necessarily the cartoons, but how they analyze music videos. 80s, baby. You love MTV. And when they analyzed the Hulk Hogan, Real American Video, I don't know if there was a funnier one than that.
Danny G
Not only that, that one's so memorable.
Rich
So right, though. You know how many videos and how many bands they turned me onto? Because the whole premise of their show was, yeah, there'd be little cartoon segments, but the majority of the show was them watching music videos.
Danny G
They were like, videos?
Rich
Forget about that. Yeah, like, who are these guys? Right. So they're doing the video critique, but they also put a lot of bands on the map. Like, they're like, whoa, who's that guy? Yeah, this guy's cool. That guy was Rob Zombie. White Zombie. No one cared about White Zombie until they were talking about it and it blew up. Or the song Rusty Cage by Soundgarden.
Covino
Rob Zombie has credited.
Rich
Yeah, Rob Zombie credits Beavis and Butthead for putting them on the map. Like, they Exposed you to a lot of music. Really great point.
Covino
Thanks for chiming in, Ted and Cincy. What's up, Ted?
E
Hey, guys. First of all, your show is amazing.
Covino
Oh, thanks.
Rich
Thank you, man.
E
Second of all, you guys glossed over briefly. I'm 52. When I was in college, Ren and Stimpy, I mean, it was. It wasn't quite over the top like south park, but it was really demented as far. I mean, it wasn't really for kids.
Covino
Hello, Ren.
Danny G
Even.
E
Even. Even towards the end of their airing, they came out with an unedited version of, like, stuff that made the cutting room floor. It was. It was out there.
Rich
I mean, you know what's so cool about it, too? Like, when they would go to those. Those real realistic images. Yeah.
Iowa Sam
Still shots where shading. Yeah. That show was disgust. It was disgusting. But the illustrations were beautiful pieces of art.
Rich
It really is. It's one of those late night. I'm up late, I'm stoned or something. In college, it was on. You're like, wow, this cartoon's wild.
Danny G
You know, I think about Adult Swim when we talk about these sort of cartoons. Like, I love the Boondocks. It's a good one. Huey and Riley.
Rich
And that's still on Netflix now, isn't it?
Danny G
Yeah, I know it. I think it gone to Max and a couple other platforms have it now. I know it started on Adult Swim, but yeah, their grant had to go out and live with their grandfather in the suburbs and just cutting edge. And that was like 2005 or something. But loved it. Whenever the boondocks would come on late at night, I'm like, yeah.
Iowa Sam
Cause it was kind of anime style.
Covino
Yes.
Iowa Sam
But it was more sort of like an urban sort of setting. And, yeah, it looked like Speed Racer.
Rich
In an urban setting.
Iowa Sam
And then, of course, on Adult Swim, Metalocalypse is another one that's, I think, still going so more adult theme.
Rich
So in 1999, SpongeBob debuted 26 years ago today. Now, it was meant for kids, but there was definitely a lot of adult innuendo and reason to watch. And still you'll probably watch it today because it's funny. It's a funny, funny cartoon. And I remember we met the voice of SpongeBob, remember? Like, just as many adults were excited to meet the guy than the kids. Remember that At Sirius xm, when we.
Covino
Were there, we also interviewed and had a great hang with the voice of Bart Simpson.
Rich
That is true. That is true.
Iowa Sam
So Nancy Cartwright.
Rich
Yeah, Nancy Cartwright. Who also did. What else did she do? She was in Twilight Zone, the movie. But anyway, because adults got such a kick out of spongebob and still do on this day, we asked you the best adult cartoon. Old school. When 50 hits, who do we got?
Covino
We got a guy that treated us to pizza the other day, and we did not say thank you yet. Trip in Vegas. Trip. Trip.
Rich
As I've said over and over again, Trip.
Covino
Trip. Hooray. What's up, Trip?
Danny G
Don't worry, I thanked him for you guys.
Rich
Thank you, buddy.
Covino
What's up, Tripp?
E
Hey, it's always just out here working hard, saving my money for Rich's Double Tito Soda with a big straw.
Covino
That is true. Yes.
Rich
Yes.
Covino
What's up, brother?
E
So before I tell my show, do I have to tell a dumb dad joke, too? Is that part of it?
Rich
Well, at least if you're gonna get it right, don't mess it up like I did.
E
All right, how about this? Why? Why do you not play cards in the jungle?
Covino
Why do you not play cards in the jungle? Why?
E
There's too many Cheetahs.
Covino
My kids that.
Rich
Tonight it's actually pretty good.
Covino
So, Chip, what's your cartoon?
E
And I would say for this reason, I would have said Beavis and Butthead, but I'm going to change it to Family Guy. And this is why, if you cross them or bad mouth them, one of the next episodes will be about you.
Covino
Yeah, can I tell you, I left it for someone else to add in? I'm glad you did, Tripp. Family Guy falls in a weird category for me, and I feel like maybe everyone else in this room could feel what I'm saying. There are shows that you never appointment watch, but anytime you watch it or see a clip, you love it. Like, I've never sat down, like, oh, Sunday, whatever, time for Family Guy, but I've watched a million episodes. Every time, every time I see a clip on TikTok or Instagram, I'm like, this show is just hilarious.
Rich
You know what's wild to me, though, is, look, Seth MacFarlane's great, and I'm so excited to see what he does with Naked Gun and all that. So this is not a criticism, because he's oddly talented. He could sing, he could dance, he could write. He's handsome. All that stuff, okay? But people always give him credit for all the voices he does.
Covino
Handsome, huh? You have Seth MacFarlane.
Rich
I mean, so I've heard.
Covino
I mean, yo, bro, you like crooners?
Rich
Respectfully, bro. And what? But people always say, man, all the voices he does, it's just they're all his voices. I'm like, I'm not that impressed. If someone could just change their voice a million different ways. I don't know. That always is weird to me.
Covino
I get what you're saying. Kavino's saying.
Rich
It's like, hey, that's not bad. You think that's bad? He's just doing whatever his voice is capable of. It's not like he. Hey, well, dude, Daffy Duck. You know what I mean? Like, he's not doing impressions. He's just doing his own voice in.
Covino
Different ways, but because the show is popular, like, Stewie is just something he made up. Like, imagine you made up a cartoon. Why don't you burn in hell? I don't know.
Rich
It's just like, people always like, man, he does some great voices. Like, yeah, he does, but it's what his voice is capable of.
Covino
Like, Danny, think about what your voice is capable of. If you were like, I'm gonna make a character, Dwight. And he's like, hey, what's up? I'm Dwight.
Rich
Like, everyone's overanalyzing, but he always gets credit for that. I'll give him credit for everything else, but it's originality.
Danny G
So it's kind of like coming up with your own song as a musician versus covering a song.
Rich
Yeah, I guess he's coming up with characters, right? So, yeah, Family Guy has to be brought up. But is it number one? Stand in My Crowd, Cool Whip.
Danny G
I think it's in the top five.
Rich
It's top five. Is it top four? That's all that matters.
Danny G
I think it's probably number five, I'd say.
Covino
I mean, it is Fox Sports, and I think isn't the. When you work in sports, so you have to make a Mount Rushmore? Isn't that, like.
Danny G
Yeah, no, not on our show.
Rich
You're not starting five.
Covino
Yeah, start starting five. Marley in Rochester. What's up, Marley?
E
Yeah, man. Hey, if y'all go back old school, because, you know, I'm 55, and I'm gonna say Rocky and Bullwinkle, okay? But on that Beavis and Butthead tip for y'all, it's called the Dudes of Hazmat.
Rich
Check it out. It's drone.
E
Just like Beavis and Butthead. They got their own little dance in a nice little jingle. Dudes of Hazmat, man.
Covino
All right.
Rich
Gotta check that out.
Covino
I mean, I know it was an adult cartoon, but I always thought there was no cooler dude than Heathcliff.
Rich
Who? Oh, he was. He was a badass.
Covino
He hung out with that, like, good looking cat on the junkyard.
Rich
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Heathcliff.
Covino
Heathcliff. No one should.
Rich
And he kicks him ass. I mean, if we're favorite of all cartoons. I mean, my real answer is Jessica Rabbit. I think she turned me into a man when I was little. But, you know, Beavis and Butthead is my answer. Let's wrap it up.
Covino
She's responsible for your weird searches.
Rich
Jessica Rabbit changed my life.
Covino
Animated. What? All right, can I throw one in there? That. It's. It's maybe not so much adult, but my kids watch it, and I think it. Adults could get a kick out of it. Any of you guys watch Gravity Falls? Gravity Falls is one of those. Like, it's for kids, but not like spongebob. Yeah. Like, if you. If you know Gravity Falls, you're like, oh, yeah, yeah, that's. That's some good stuff.
Rich
I've only heard about it from you. I heard it's good, though.
Covino
King of the Hill. Get any shout outs?
Iowa Sam
I did earlier. That's. That's got to be one of them.
Rich
That's based on real people from Judge's life, His old neighbors and everything.
Iowa Sam
It's more dry than Beavis and Butthead.
Covino
What was the dirty one from Nick Kroll where it was way sexual? Oh, something. Dirty mouth or something.
Rich
It was Big Mouth.
Covino
Big Mouth. Yeah, that was on Netflix. So.
Rich
Hey, that was definitely an adult cartoon for sure.
Covino
If you. If you want to add any more. 8. 7. 7.
Iowa Sam
Mike Tyson. It was like the. The Mike Tyson's Mysteries. Oh, yeah, but then there's the norm. McDonald's, like the pigeon man or something.
Rich
We're wrapping up this anniversary. Throwback Thursday. Old School when 50 hits. It's the birthday anniversary of the debut of SpongeBob 26 years ago. And even though it's for kids, it's got a lot of adult humor. So based on that, when it comes to adult cartoons, what's your favorite and why? Our top three are the Simpsons, south park for Rich, Beavis, and Butthead for me.
Covino
Gotta throw Family Guy in there.
Rich
Yeah. Yeah. So we're gonna get the rest of your phone calls and move on. And we're gonna talk about breaking records. All right, but, Rich, you gotta give me. You gotta let me redeem myself. Speaking of cartoons. Hey, what's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? Hey, guys, what's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? What?
Iowa Sam
What is it?
Rich
People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.
Covino
Yeah, right. There you go.
Danny G
Why did. Why does it feel worse the second time. What?
Rich
That was good.
Covino
Let's go to Jordan in Pittsburgh, Abu Dhabi. Do what's up, Jordan.
E
Hello.
Covino
Yeah. What's up, man?
Rich
Hey, buddy.
E
Not much. How you guys doing today?
Covino
We're good, man.
Rich
What's great, after I redeem myself just now.
Covino
What you got?
E
Well, I'm only 28, so I'm gonna go with Family Guy for my favorite old school cartoon.
Rich
Yeah, Rich is right, though. The clips. I see the clips and they're always really funny.
Covino
It's a show to me.
Rich
I can't deny it.
Covino
You know how there's certain comedians where you see so many clips of them and you're like, I. I'll give you a great example. I've never. I've never watched or listened to full episode of Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee on their podcast, But I've seen 5,000 of their clips. I've never watched a full Matt Rife stand up comedy show, but I've seen a thousand clips. I feel like Family Guy to me is that I feel like I've watched 10,000 Family Guy clips of my life.
Rich
But they're all good and they're all.
Covino
Great, so maybe I should, you know, watch the show. All right, let's say hi to.
Rich
If it was a Mount Rushmore, I'd say that'd have to be the fourth as far as adult based cartoons.
Covino
Jarrod, Jared in Indiana. What's up, Indianapolis?
E
How's it going?
Covino
What's up, brother? So I've got a couple.
E
The first one's more of a skit, but it was the Ambiguously gay duo.
Covino
On Saturday Night Live.
Iowa Sam
Ace and Gary, Saturday TV Funhouse.
Covino
We got people hitting us up saying, ace and Gary.
Rich
Yeah. Rich and I were Ace and Gary for Halloween in the early 2000s.
Danny G
That was an easy costume for you guys.
Covino
Yeah, we were just ourselves.
Rich
Yeah.
E
And then the other was. You were just talking about some big fights. Well, there was the MTV Celebrity Death Match.
Covino
I'll give you that. I'll give. It's not. It's not animations, Claymation, but I'll give you. I'll give it.
Rich
That was a fun one.
Covino
All right, let's go to Tom and Rochester. What's up, Tommy?
E
All right, so I got a bunch for you. I got a Mount Rushmore for Simpsons because obviously they're og.
Covino
Yeah.
E
And that's the reason I leave south park off, because as they say, Simpsons did it. They're like a rehash.
Rich
Yeah.
E
And then we got Metalocalypse, because so people who are so critical to the plot line, who are so stupid about what goes on in their own lives. Hilarious. And then we got Boondocks, Just absolutely topical and hilarious. And my special mention for stoner comedy, Robot Chicken. But my other one I want to add on to the Mount Rushmore is Archer. If you're an old school fan.
Covino
People love that one. Yeah, people love that one.
Danny G
Yeah, Archer is a good one.
Covino
Let's say hello to Montana. Craig. What's up, buddy boy?
Rich
Craig. Hey, guys.
Covino
Craig. What's up?
E
This one goes out for all the dancers out there. Stripperella.
Rich
Ooh, sounds hot, but I don't know it.
Covino
Stripperella.
E
You don't know Stripperella?
Rich
No, but I want to.
Covino
You get with her in the early 2000s.
Rich
I think I know.
Covino
Yeah.
Rich
I think it may be some girl I dated.
Covino
Let me give you a couple. We're going to go to DB for an update. We'll get to other stuff, but a couple I left off the board because I was giving you guys a chance. I'm surprised no younger kids said Rick and Morty. For sure. Rick and Morty.
Rich
T shirts you see everywhere. It's always represented.
Covino
Pickle Rick. I feel like if you're 20, 30ish. That demo loves Rick and Morty.
Danny G
That and Bob's burgers.
Covino
Bob's Burger. BoJack Horseman. Is that one.
Rich
How about when, you know, years ago. Aqua Teen Hunger for us. You know, people are always quoting that. I'm surprised that wasn't brought up.
Covino
And one that aired, I think, for many years. Futurama.
Iowa Sam
Love Futurama.
Covino
With the voice of who I was. Sam. Katie Seagal. Yes. Not Sagal.
Rich
Hey, by the way, again, appreciate all the feedback. Happy birthday to SpongeBob. The rest of your answers and nominations at Covino and Rich at Fox Sports Radio.
Covino
What about American Dad?
Rich
What about it?
Covino
Put that in. Is that like honorable mention, too?
Iowa Sam
An offshoot of Family Guy.
Covino
An offshoot of Family Guy. Same vibe.
Rich
It deserves a mention for sure.
Covino
That alien was always funny. All right, let's do this jersey thing, and then we'll go to DB for an update. I refuse to look as I'm like, I want to play along and fairly play along.
Danny G
Yeah.
Covino
There's a list of the top 10 selling jerseys based on the NFL draft.
Danny G
For sure. This is from Front Office Sports Today, exactly a week after the first round of the NFL draft. The top 10 selling jerseys of the 2025 draft.
Covino
All right, now, what's interesting enough? I'm not sure if some of these guys even Know what number they're going to be yet. But I thought this was an interesting story. I heard Jonas talking about it on Two Pros and a Cup of Joe here on Fox Sports Radio. Abdul Carter. He had the huevos to ask Lawrence Taylor if he could wear number 56. That's a story in itself.
Rich
Well, that dude's out of his mind.
Covino
I mean, I love the response from lt, which is sort of like, yo, he's negative. Yo. Young man, create your own legacy.
Rich
That's the weakest request.
Danny G
He is on the list. Number seven.
Covino
Perfect. There we go. Abdul Carter, number seven.
Rich
Well, number seven's taken. He can't have it. I don't know, man. He overstepped there.
Danny G
Let's see who you guys think is up at the top.
Rich
I'm gonna throw dart out there just because I imagine a lot of New Yorkers would jump on.
Danny G
That dart is right above Abdul Carter.
Rich
Okay, all right, Jart.
Covino
I mean, dislo. Get it out of the way. Cam Ward.
Danny G
Yeah. Number two on the list.
Rich
Okay, so then let me get this out of the way. Number one has to be Shador.
Danny G
Shador is number three.
Rich
Oh, wow.
Covino
Dan Byer chime in. I would think Ashton Genti's got to be popular.
Danny G
Oh, that's again, that's a good guess. Number four.
Covino
Wow. Hold on.
Rich
And what's number one?
Danny G
Think about it, because you could wear the jersey on both sides of the ball.
Rich
Hunter.
Danny G
Yes. Travis Hunter.
Rich
You know what?
Danny G
Number one.
Covino
Crazy dude.
Rich
That's really dope. Good for him. He's got the number one selling jersey a week after the draft.
Danny G
Any more guesses?
Covino
I am going to guess because they've been itching for a wide receiver for a long time. Golden on the Packers.
Danny G
Yes. Right underneath Abdul Carter at number eight. Great job.
Covino
You know, because if you're. If you're in Green Bay, other than then Jordan love what jersey you getting. So there you go. Golden. I like that.
Danny G
Think of another wide receiver in Big Mike who doesn't run this place.
Covino
He'll be McMillan.
Danny G
Yes. Right under Genty at seven.
Covino
You have to think skill position players. Yeah. Oh, man, we're missing number nine and ten.
Danny G
Think of a player who was also crank called or prank called, as we say. Crank called, I think.
Covino
Can I just say the other dude. Yeah.
Rich
Not Shador, but the other guy.
Danny G
Tyler Warren.
Covino
Yes.
Danny G
Of the colts.
Rich
Wait, number 10?
Danny G
Nine and number 10. The other tight end. Colston lovers.
Covino
Yeah. You know what?
Rich
Congrats to all of them. And especially Hunter. I would have thought, honestly, with all The Shador controversy. That would have been the number one. Easy. Number one answer. So little twist. There it is. Travis Hunter with the number one.
Danny G
Not bad, though, to get picked 144 and have the number three top selling jersey.
Covino
Oh, yeah, that was. That was predicted, though. I mean. And he's going to come with hype. And that's why I still believe that we are going to see him start for the. For the. I was going to say New Orleans Saints. That was a prank. We're going to see him start for The Cleveland Browns.
Rich
$100,000. Sorry.
Covino
I'm sorry.
Rich
Over promised our bonus show. You could watch it. You could listen, you could do both. We're going to be talking about the fights this weekend. What fights? I hate you if you say what fights, but I'm going to get you hyped for them. They start tomorrow, so a little fight height plus rooting interest in the NBA. If your team's out, we give you reasons to root, reasons to watch on Over. Promised brand new episode, episode 89. We do it in 12 minutes.
Covino
Wow. Look at her strutting in with her Clipper shirt on.
Rich
I wonder if she's better than us.
Covino
I wonder if she hears me, why.
Rich
She thinks she's better than us.
Covino
Look at her strutting around.
Rich
Yeah, yeah.
Covino
Monsieur for the Clippers. I'm gonna wear their Monsieur Clipper shirt on.
Danny G
That jersey has never been hung up.
Rich
Those clips don't lie, bro. Come on, man.
Covino
How long will it take for her to realize we're talking about her? Anyway, Clippers nuggies. That's going to be a good one tonight. I wanted to bring up something I saw that was really funny on social media. And then Danny G. I know a couple records are broken today, but that New York quarterback room, my goodness, the personalities. I mean, I almost feel like they've done it right. The Giants hard knocks, but how would you like to follow around? Not only cringy, Russell Wilson, Jackson Dart, who is a young stud in the making.
Rich
Tommy Cutlets.
Covino
Tommy Cutlets, who's still there, technically. And Jameis Winston, who has really embraced his new ventures in New York. Did you see him learning the word gabagool?
Rich
I did, yeah.
Covino
This is hilarious. Gabagool from the Sopranos.
Danny G
Gobble ghoul, gobble ghoul. But Thanksgiving, that's gonna be epic.
Covino
A gobble gobble ghoul.
Rich
Gabagool.
Covino
Oh, gabagool. I tell you what, Jameis Winston, I don't care if he plays another half a season. Two years, five years as a Backup. He is. He's going to make more Money the way McAfee and some of these guys, Tony Romo made more money in the booth afterwards.
Danny G
Oh, yeah, he's already been a great correspondent in the super bowl for Fox Sports, dude.
Covino
FOX Sports, cbs, NBC. Someone is itching for a scratch. They're itching for Jameis Winston to be like, I'm done playing. So they could be like, all right, you're the official NFL correspondent.
Rich
You know what I got out of it? It's funny, but it shows me he never watched the Sopranos. If he doesn't know what gabagool is.
Covino
Gabagool.
Rich
It wasn't an episode. They didn't say it.
Covino
Gabagool.
Rich
Woke up this morning, got some gabagool.
Covino
Gabagool. For people don't know it's a cured Italian meat. Capicola.
Rich
Then I woke up the next day and got more gabagool.
Covino
Gabagool.
Rich
All. So on this day, guys, we're reminiscing a lot. Throwing it back on a Thursday.
Covino
But not only did gladiator come out 25 years ago, feel old yet in the year 2000, gladiator really? Couple sports records.
Rich
Is that when you had that Caesar haircut? That Gladiator haircut of yours?
Covino
You probably had that Guido haircut.
Danny G
Yeah. One record was set and one was broken.
Rich
Yes, exactly.
Covino
What do you got, Danny?
Danny G
On this date in 1939, our great grandparents got to see Lou Gehrig play his final game of his 2,130 in a row games. And of course, it came to an end, sadly. But, yeah, he set that record that Cal Ripken Jr. Finally broke in 1995.
Covino
Why did he sit out that game? Was there a reason for that final game? He like when he finally missed the game.
Rich
Joking. You.
Danny G
You don't know.
Rich
That's why he said sadly, ended.
Covino
Did he pass away?
Danny G
No, no, but he had to retire.
Covino
Because his own disease. But that was like. That was the day. And then he never played again.
Rich
Yeah. 2,130 games. The OG original Iron Man. And then we all remember when they dropped the banner and Cal came out and he played 21:31. And a record was broken today.
Danny G
1991, Ricky Henderson passed the great Lou Brock with his 939th stolen base.
Covino
Does every human that's alive today remember him holding up the base?
Rich
Dude.
Danny G
Yes, sir.
Rich
Well, Danny G. Posed the question. We've all been alive to witness some great moments in sports. Records are always broken. That's the beauty of it. Right? You see something new all the time or a new record, like, whoa, someone pushing the limits. He said, which one stood out to you the most? Like the most memorable memory? And honestly, it's the Ricky Henderson one. Him holding up the base for sure. And he's like, I'm the greatest of all time. You're like, man, he beat Lou Brock. That's crazy.
Covino
And for the record, I knew Lou Gehrig had his own disease. I just didn't know if a. Like something had.
Rich
Today, today.
Covino
I didn't know if maybe like he had a bad foot for a day. I didn't realize the disease took him out. And that was it.
Rich
Now I'm pretty certain. Now you're confusing me.
Covino
My apologies.
Rich
No need to.
Danny G
Well, none of us were around at the time.
Rich
Yeah.
Covino
You know, alive. I mean, I'm.
Rich
Yeah, it's all good.
Danny G
We assume that that was the end because of his condition.
Covino
I'll give you one. As a Niners fan, I'll be selfish. I remember when Jerry Rice Highway. I remember the call was Highway 101 belongs to Jerry Rice. Next exit, hall of fame when he broke the receiving and then the all time touchdown.
Rich
Well, first of all, it's a little watered down. You know why? Because he holds so many records.
Covino
I know, I know.
Rich
That's the only thing. But it's totally burnt in your memory because you're a 49ers guy and that famous call for sure.
Covino
Do you remember the. I mean, in our lifetime, the home run chase. But then again it was dampered because of, you know, McGuire and Sosa chasing Roger Maris because of the steroids, dampering it all. But at that time you were watching Sosa. McGuire every day.
Rich
Well, the one that stands out to me. We were talking about it in the kitchen, Danny and I. First we were talking about gabagool and then we were talking about Mark McGuire. Man, when he.
Covino
That line drive, that line drive home.
Rich
Run, you know, you're thinking, oh, he's going to hit one in big Mack land. Hits a line drive. And he's so pumped about it, the whole Marist.
Covino
He almost was there. First base.
Rich
He said, yeah, he does miss first base and goes back. Yeah, like to me, that is another one that stands out. That's second to me after Ricky Henderson.
Covino
So you know what? Based on what you just said, I think, I think if everyone in this room has Ricky have the Ricky and McGuire in the top.
Rich
Yeah, that's my one.
Covino
Is there a. Is there a third that comes to mind in sports, like a record? We saw Cal Ripken, maybe while you.
Danny G
Think about that, Pete Rose for the older audience or the, you know, I guess people in their 50s as a kid, you'd remember Pete Rose breaking the hits record. Now, again, while you think about that really quick. I'm sorry, Kavina. I just wanted to say, Rich, I looked it up for you and it says. Yeah. The Iron Horse took himself out of the lineup for a game on May 2, 1939, after he started suffering from the effects of ALS.
Covino
Oh, wow.
Rich
Yeah, that's. That's sad. Like, there's a lot of ones that we witnessed. Mike Tyson became the youngest heavyweight of all time. Right. We know the highlight, but I don't remember watching it thinking like, oh, man.
Covino
So it's a great deep thought, Danny. And I think the fact that we all think McGuire, Ricky, Henderson, there's ones and chime in. Add to it at Kobe Nonrich at Danny G Radio. I will see you on over promised. Arrivederchi, baby.
Rich
See you in the over promised land. Let's go.
Danny G
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Podcast Summary: The Herd with Colin Cowherd – "The Best Of Covino & Rich"
Release Date: May 2, 2025
Hosts: Covino and Rich from Fox Sports Radio
Timestamp: [00:37] – [05:14]
The episode kicks off with a startling news headline about a seven-year-old boy who stole his family's car to drive 10 miles with his five-year-old sister to visit a McDonald's. Covino expresses disbelief, saying:
Covino [04:57]: "It's wild. Imagine a seven and five-year-old stealing a car and driving that distance. That's kindergarten and first grade levels."
The hosts discuss the implications of such incidents, emphasizing the lack of supervision and the potential dangers of children operating vehicles. Rich adds his personal take, blaming the parents for not adequately feeding their child:
Rich [03:08]: "That's brazen, man. I don't know. I couldn't have done that."
They delve into similar past incidents, reminiscing about stories where young kids miraculously managed to drive, highlighting both the amusement and concern surrounding these events.
Timestamp: [05:14] – [18:10]
The conversation seamlessly transitions to the NBA playoffs, focusing on the Los Angeles Lakers' early exit. Covino references J.J. Redick’s criticism regarding the team's lack of championship-level conditioning:
Covino [12:35]: "J.J. Redick says the team needs to get into championship shape. Their conditioning was evident in the fourth quarters where they couldn't maintain leads."
Rich concurs, pointing out that the Lakers seemed to run out of steam during crucial moments:
Rich [14:36]: "The excuse of running out of gas is too soft from today's perspective. They were supposed to be in championship shape."
They discuss the impact of player fatigue and strategic decisions that may have contributed to the Lakers' downfall. Danny G adds insight into coaching strategies and player performance, analyzing how the team's conditioning may have been the tipping point against more well-prepared opponents like the Minnesota Timberwolves.
Timestamp: [29:30] – [58:22]
A significant portion of the podcast is dedicated to identifying the best adult cartoons, marking the 26th anniversary of SpongeBob SquarePants. Covino and Rich debate their top picks, engaging listeners through phone calls and sharing personal favorites:
Notable listener contributions include:
Listener Josh [38:36]: "Born in '82, Beavis and Butthead was my answer. They analyze music videos and introduced bands like White Zombie to the mainstream."
Covino adds his appreciation for Family Guy, highlighting its cultural impact despite not being his top choice:
Covino [43:40]: "Family Guy is just hilarious. I've watched countless clips and never sat down to watch a full episode, but the humor is consistent."
Rich defends South Park as a pillar of adult animation, praising its topical satire and edge-pushing content.
Rich [35:39]: "South Park has been pushing boundaries for over 20 years. It's bigger than just another cartoon."
Timestamp: [52:30] – [57:57]
The hosts shift focus to the 2025 NFL Draft, discussing the top 10 selling jerseys immediately following the first round. Highlights include:
Travis Hunter securing the number one spot despite controversies.
Rich [53:43]: "Travis Hunter with the number one selling jersey a week after the draft. Good for him."
Abdul Carter at number seven, showcasing his bold move to request number 56, formerly worn by Lawrence Taylor.
Covino [53:06]: "Abdul Carter had the huevos to ask Lawrence Taylor if he could wear number 56. Lawrence's response? 'Yo, young man, create your own legacy.'"
The hosts humorously speculate on the popularity of jerseys among fans and the strategic choices young players make regarding their numbers.
Timestamp: [58:22] – [61:43]
In a nostalgic segment, the hosts reflect on memorable sports records and anniversaries:
Lou Gehrig's final game in 1939, marking the end of his illustrious career due to ALS.
Danny G [58:36]: "Lou Gehrig's final game ended his streak of 2,130 consecutive games. A legendary Iron Man."
Ricky Henderson breaking Lou Brock's stolen base record in 1991.
Rich [59:36]: "Ricky Henderson holds up the base for his record-breaking steal."
Jerry Rice setting receiving records, immortalized by radio calls like "Highway 101 belongs to Jerry Rice."
Covino shares personal anecdotes related to these legendary moments, emphasizing their lasting impact on sports culture.
Covino [60:49]: "I remember when Jerry Rice broke the receiving records. That call has been burned into my memory."
Timestamp: [61:43] – [63:06]
As the episode wraps up, Covino and Rich engage in light-hearted banter about upcoming segments and humorous interactions with listeners. They reiterate the importance of conditioning in sports, celebrating legendary athletes, and the enduring appeal of adult-oriented cartoons.
A brief advertisement follows, promoting Refresh Optive Mega 3 Lubricant Eye Drops for dry eyes.
Covino [04:57]: "It's wild. Imagine a seven and five-year-old stealing a car and driving that distance. That's kindergarten and first grade levels."
Rich [14:36]: "The excuse of running out of gas is too soft from today's perspective. They were supposed to be in championship shape."
Rich [35:39]: "South Park has been pushing boundaries for over 20 years. It's bigger than just another cartoon."
Covino [53:06]: "Abdul Carter had the huevos to ask Lawrence Taylor if he could wear number 56. Lawrence's response? 'Yo, young man, create your own legacy.'"
Danny G [58:36]: "Lou Gehrig's final game ended his streak of 2,130 consecutive games. A legendary Iron Man."
"The Best Of Covino & Rich" episode of The Herd with Colin Cowherd delivers an engaging blend of shock-worthy news, sports analysis, nostalgic reflections, and cultural commentary. Covino and Rich navigate through diverse topics with humor and insight, making it a captivating listen for sports enthusiasts and casual fans alike.