
Ice returns to his seat in the latest dudecast edition of the JBP as the guys begin with a conversation on caviar and whether it’s white people’s version of oxtail (18:52). 50 Cent turns down Donald Trump’s $3 million offer to perform at his...
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Joe Budden
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Ish
What's with the evil maniacal ass?
Joe Budden
No, I'm just in a good mood. I'm in a good mood. Happy to see everybody happy. My good brother Freeze is back with us today. Yes, sir. Clap it up for Freeze. Come on, man, clap it up for Freeze.
Mark Lamont Hill
Missed y'all, man. I'm glad to be back.
Joe Budden
I missed you too, man. You had left me with these niggas for that Dirk segment, but we'll try to get back into it. Don't worry. I'm a John Stockton. That topic right back up somehow. My good brother Mark is here with us today. Hey, come on. I look forward to those days, too. I look forward to those days, too. That's two reasons to feel blessed and highly favored. And the third, I told Mel ass to get your fucking ass. Hey, next up, I believe that's me. Hey, shout out to our good sister Mel. Home enjoying an off day. Tried to finagle it into a Friday off somehow. Hey, go ahead and take tomorrow off. Yeah, but how about Friday? Girl. Girl. Anyway, my brother Flip is here with me. Huh? Huh? My brother Flip is here with me today. Yes. Yes, yes. My guy. Man, there's so many reasons to be blessed, man. And thank God. Thank the Lord. Up above, a higher power man. And most importantly, man, each one of y'all are here with us today out there. What's up, y'all? Hey, dude, Cass. Oh, yeah, Mark, what's up? Yeah, we got you now, buddy.
Flip
I fly you solo.
Joe Budden
Hey, Mark came in and said, hey, just for my. Just for my database.
Flip
I gotta see database.
Joe Budden
Just for my. Yeah, you know, he talk like that. Just for my database. Who's off today? And I said, mel. And he said, no, shucks. And I said, sometimes you gotta go to bed without your blanket, buddy. Sometimes you go to bed. It ain't no comforter. It's just that. It's just that one sheet. Sometimes you gotta get in the bullpen, find you a corner.
Parks
That sheet make you wa up every three hours.
Joe Budden
That heated blanket, sometimes you got to remove it. See how that political brother act then.
Flip
Good rocking solo, man.
Joe Budden
All right.
Flip
I feel good.
Joe Budden
All right. I'm just checking.
Parks
I'm just checking.
Joe Budden
It's right there. Circling. Look.
Cory
What's wrong with you?
Joe Budden
Oh, no. He ain't even there no more. 16 a game.
Cory
So stupid.
Joe Budden
Yo, 16 a game. My man. Don't even circle the op. No. Look at him. You can't wait. You couldn't wait till this. Talking a hole in Marquette during. You couldn't wait. Couldn't wait. I'm in a good mood, man. Happy we all here. Anybody have anything pressing on their heart that they need to share before we get started? Any tension that could disrupt the rest of the workday?
Parks
Yes.
Ish
Oh, here we go.
Parks
Well, you invited it, but I do.
Joe Budden
That at a later date. Hey, look at what first today. Yeah. How's that for growth? Maturity? How's that for fucking maturation? I don't like this shit, though. It's burning the muffin. It's burning them up inside. Hey, I'm watching you today.
Parks
Mark, too.
Flip
Why you watching me?
Parks
Let's see how you act around niggas. I know how you was in Philly with me. You was out outside on Jersey. We was outside and you was cool. Let's see how you act. Nigga, I'm on camera. You one of the niggas. But you be acting crazy.
Flip
No, I'm act crazy. Acting crazy, huh?
Parks
Mel? Huh? No, she not here. You with us.
Flip
I'm the same person no matter who.
Parks
Welcome to the Trap House.
Joe Budden
We got him today, y'all. We got him in the back.
Cory
Trap house.
Joe Budden
All right, let's get started.
Parks
Dan, if somebody even had a camera at the bar, that was an event in itself. It's like, what, you brought a camera to the bar? Okay, what are you like? Well, let's have a photograph then. Hey, you guys, we're gonna have a photograph. We're gonna make a photograph. Cause he's got a camera in the bar. No, he's got it here. He brought it's got it with him.
Flip
I don't know.
Parks
I think he brought it from his house or something.
Joe Budden
Now get your ass over here. You guys want to have a photograph?
Parks
We're going to have a photograph together. Because he got a camera in the bar.
Joe Budden
He got it with him. No, he can't beat it.
Parks
He's going to take it.
Joe Budden
No, he can't. He can't be in the photo.
Parks
He's got to take the photo.
Joe Budden
How can he be in it?
Flip
God damn it.
Parks
What do you want him to do?
Joe Budden
Put the fucking camera on a stick? Don't be an idiot. Uh hum hum. Hum. One of the greatest ever speaking right now. Yeah, I mean, there's some people that might not be familiar. Welcome, welcome.
Flip
Come on, come on.
Joe Budden
They still coming in. They still coming in, y'all Everybody get comfy. Hey. Shout to wherever you might be listening from Shout to the 9 to 5.
Guest
Is the entrepreneurs out there.
Joe Budden
My fellow podcast that they created now.
Guest
With the goals to the wire I will never fall I got the soul of a fighter Walk barefoot over the cold in the fire I thought the tone would be lighter but make sure that blunt rolled a little tighter I tell them I'm just looking for some peace of mind but they say I'm only working with a peace of mind.
Joe Budden
If I'm gonna do it it'll be.
Guest
On my own accord no crush, swear to God I never called upon the Lord so much play the corner of the club Laughing at the wannabes it's tyronic cause they anything I wanna be hood light a ton of reeds but that's gonna unleash everything I'm trying to hide underneath Then I'd lose all I've.
Amber Rose
Earned.
Guest
I'm the only thing at.
Joe Budden
Must.
Guest
Be time to escape from that and FR might be time to escape from rap why should I be the only to escape from the act? So I lie since everybody.
Joe Budden
You don't.
Guest
Like cowboy don't keep still all the.
Joe Budden
First and last time listeners out there.
Guest
Well, if it happens, it happens I believe in free will just know that a how we built alcor niggas that are dead you for a cheap thrill.
Joe Budden
Got a great show lined up for.
Parks
Y'All today Got a great show lined.
Joe Budden
Up for Imma be the dude to.
Guest
Try and stop him like please chill y'all know all I'm about They keep putting up roadblocks I keep finding alternate routes now success seems likely Anybody want to try me? I'm all for it can't trip me.
Joe Budden
Up.
Guest
Yo, I want to shout to all the hip hop fights out there.
Joe Budden
Shout out to all hip hop started on some mixtape while you was going freeze so I just want to keep the tradition I know it is Jersey.
Parks
Big Jersey Big Jersey Big Jersey Queen.
Joe Budden
Lynch Big Jersey let's go Only for.
Guest
So long you can keep me quiet Flew a model brought in so you know I'm knee deep to higher but careful see she be a riot and she don't stand stab niggas like Kiki Wyatt rap look what they leave me Sound like feces can be my shit they can't survive with Geico bars private on totem things man but got some AKs that's longer than Greg Odin's wingspan Some of these slugs is for wannabe thugs they saw made call em Some of these thugs, son I'm that nicker guns blast quicker with dope boys and short I front in the cash I'm talking about birds cause my hunt ass bigger you in the pursuit of this bum ass nigga oh my God, is.
Joe Budden
This, is this narcissist of me to do? I don't care, I don't care I only do this like once a year don't matter play but that's the vibe.
Guest
I'm in too vocal to me it's just a waste of protein me verse d like Dolph Lundgren with his hands rammed on Apollo they get the sandman at the Apollo welcome to Doomsday I'm Kobe in the clutch tiger with the club Van Dam at the Cor with invisible Men but y'all know keep them E40s on him I just tell him when to go I ain't the best that done it just a record big L's written some Lord finesse punches my deep joint like a mirage Eminem insanity with Nas's knowledge but nah, he ain't emo you more like a rap hero trap like Nicholas Cage and Ground Zero they don't like Jers, they want CJ done and they only loving New York.
Joe Budden
On V who's ready to rock? Who's ready to rock out there you go.
Flip
Energy up, energy up out there just.
Guest
Not on your screen they told you the revolution will not be televised Fans saying Joe, you the truth mixtape the glass ceiling and I broke through the roof I'm more of a hood star I never been a snigger to put out 20 tapes with just four good bars.
Joe Budden
Oh, my God. It's all right, it's all right.
Flip
Don't worry about it.
Joe Budden
Don't worry about it. Listen, I wasn't asking.
Ish
That guy was pretty good.
Joe Budden
I wasn't asking, I wasn't asking. Mike check, mike.
Mark Lamont Hill
I see how he got the number three.
Joe Budden
Mike check, mike check, mike check, mike check. Yeah. Put your blackberries up. Put your blackberries up out there.
Parks
Yeah.
Joe Budden
With a round of applause because God is so glorious. Round of applause because God is so good to us. Even Corey, the universe. Keep that applause going. Let me get these drops out the way. What episode is this?
Ish
771.
Joe Budden
Welcome to episode 771. You know what time it is, you know who we be and you know what we here to do. Shout to all the first and last time listeners out there. Shout out to all the baddies and the ugly bitches too. Shout out to the chicks with some ass. Shout out to the chicks that bought some ass. Shout out to the chicks that bought some ass and it corroded their ass. And shout out to the chicks that don't have ass but talk like they got ass. This episode is brought to you by Fueled by Powered by Prize Picks. That's the gang. And you already know what the fuck time it is, man. Y'all know who's here. You know who we be. I'm your humble, gracious, grateful and highly favored host, Joe Budden. Been doing this shit for close to 10 years in February. I gotta figure out how we gonna celebrate. But a celebration is coming. Hopefully everyone's there. Hopefully everyone is there. Got a really amazing cast here to my right. You seen him on Piers Morgan? Yeah, yeah. You seen him at Berkeley? Come on, come on. Where else they seen him at? You seen him at nyu? You seen him at nyu, huh? Giving knowledge, huh? Letting you know what's good. Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise for Mark Lamont Hill. Mark, how you feeling, man?
Flip
I feel. I'm asking you, you got any of that rich people lotion? I do, I do.
Cory
This nigga such a baddie. Look, look, I got it. I got it.
Joe Budden
You made a change your jog over.
Cory
To the fucking bag.
Joe Budden
Oh, man, this nigga such.
Flip
Appreciate that. God is good.
Joe Budden
God is good.
Parks
Good to see you.
Mark Lamont Hill
This nigga said, I feel ashy.
Flip
I am this crazy, you know, Ish.
Joe Budden
Don't wear lotion.
Flip
Is that like a light skinned thing? Like, you don't need to, huh? Yeah, I figured.
Joe Budden
I mean, sorry, it's not. He should do it. Why? I don't know. It would help. It's being lathered, being moisturized, smelling better, getting more. I mean, however you take it, my brother.
Cory
Okay.
Joe Budden
Yeah, but it could go up. Wow.
Cory
I'm cool.
Joe Budden
Hey, Fat Joe just said it. That's the problem. Shout to the Yankees. It can go all the way up. The Yankees.
Flip
Never heard of them.
Joe Budden
Or the Phillies playing.
Flip
Hold up, nigga. Last week we. I should have bet you. I was saying. Oh, I should have bet you.
Joe Budden
You wasn't man enough to bet.
Flip
You was talking crazy. I'm letting my dad go to game seven because that. Did you send him to a game? I hope you sent him to game three.
Joe Budden
Like I told you, Game four.
Flip
Thank you.
Joe Budden
Game four.
Flip
I told you.
Joe Budden
Game four.
Flip
You sound real confident now. You made sure you went to the only game.
Joe Budden
And you know what? I feel like I jinxed the Yankees. I was talking all this shit about the Dodgers pitching and we can't hit not one of them. Not we can't hit not one of them. So many batters left on base. Aaron Judge is not looking. Aaron Judge. Ish.
Ish
Not at all.
Joe Budden
It's a mess. Homeboy from the Dodgers are Fred Freeman. I'm sick of him. Yo. See, that's my problem with drill rap. Y'all supposed to use your powers for good. Like kidnapping Fred Freeman and hiding him in the basement of a dark Bronx building, rather than have him home. Homer three games in a row and a grand slam in game one. Are you shitting me? Get the fuck out of here. We should have been kidnapped him. Y'all killing the wrong. You can't say that. Well, we're not trying to. Yeah, I mean, we're not killing anybody. But a kidnapping? Let him go next week. Come on, man. Yeah, free him. Free him. When the 8 o'clock on Delta next week. Yeah, come on, man. But shout out to the Yankees. I'm sending my dad to game four.
Flip
Good.
Joe Budden
And hopefully he still enjoys it. Man, Fat Joe. We're gonna get to that Fat Joe part in a brief second. Brother Flip is here. Queens Flip. Queens Flip. Queens Flip.
Flip
Queens Flip.
Joe Budden
Queens, Flip is in the building. You know what I mean? Really blessed to have him here today. Appreciate you. Queens, get the money to his right. Come on. Y'all know the vibes man kicks is gonna always match the hoodie. The fuck time y'all thought it was, man. You know how many of my niggas robbed fucking clothing trucks?
Ish
Is that forest green?
Joe Budden
You know how many of my niggas robbed the fucking fancy stores and came sold it to the hood for half off? Come on, man, it's me.
Cory
Ain't nothing wrong with a good booster.
Joe Budden
Every now and again. I ain't gonna hold you. Come on, Sheldon. Even in our old age. King Wawa good brother issues here, man.
Parks
Both knees out. Both knees out today. You want Tommy, huh? Both knees out. Usually when you have one knee, you be cool. But when you have two knees, you coming for blood, nigga. Let me move out your way.
Joe Budden
He gotta go buy more knee. Al J, I seen this black couple doing the suspect challenge. Fucking she ate his ass up. She talking about what is the suspect challenge?
Mark Lamont Hill
Yeah, what is that?
Joe Budden
The suspect challenge is something that couples are doing on TikTok, okay? Where one of them is running like a perp and the other one is the cop describing what the suspect looks like. So the black. The black wife was running and the husband. No, the husband was running and the wife said suspects. The purple only purpose wearing one of his five jeans.
Mark Lamont Hill
Yo, you trying to say that's me.
Joe Budden
Wow. I can't believe none of y'all never seen that. It is kind of funny. Would y'all do it? Yeah. Yeah, I would do it. It would get me in a real beat because I'm going to say something I shouldn't say. Exactly.
Flip
Phyllis gonna get hurt.
Joe Budden
Yeah. I'm gonna treat it like therapy.
Mark Lamont Hill
I'll get all my shit.
Joe Budden
I'm gonna get some shit out and then it's gonna be a long night. A long night. Good. Brother Freeze is in the building.
Parks
Welcome back, Freeze.
Joe Budden
Welcome back.
Ish
We needed you.
Joe Budden
We needed you. Thank you. My guys. Yeah, put them think pieces to bed. My guy Ice is back. Looking good, too. Thank you, sir. Looking good.
Parks
Looking a little different.
Joe Budden
What's different about him? He look good.
Parks
That beard look a little different.
Mark Lamont Hill
Moisturized.
Parks
It don't look salt and pepperish like that. It look more like Eureka.
Joe Budden
Yeah, Nutmeg.
Parks
It looked more like parsley mixed with.
Joe Budden
With lorries.
Parks
Like, what the did you do to your.
Mark Lamont Hill
Oh, man, that's a nice little job, too.
Joe Budden
Like the half dime. Whatever.
Flip
Yeah.
Parks
Just dab it. Just dab it. Ice, what the.
Joe Budden
Look at Freeze.
Parks
Last night was just too black on some mojo, Jojo.
Joe Budden
No, it was a mess.
Mark Lamont Hill
That was some. That was.
Joe Budden
No, it was a mess. Yeah, this time it's the all black was a mess.
Mark Lamont Hill
That was a reason for that. But, yo, how you do that?
Joe Budden
I got you. I call. Good.
Parks
See you, Ice.
Mark Lamont Hill
Glad to be back again, man. Thank y'all. You know, holding it down.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Parks
You left us here doing. But we get to that.
Mark Lamont Hill
Well, you know, life was lifeing.
Parks
Yeah, but we good now.
Joe Budden
That's this corny about life.
Parks
It should be life. And right out of nowhere.
Ish
At least schedule book it.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ish
I mean, something.
Mark Lamont Hill
Something pop.
Joe Budden
Anyway.
Mark Lamont Hill
Shout out to my baby. She's home and doing well now.
Parks
Nice.
Joe Budden
Good to hear. Good to hear.
Parks
Great to hear.
Joe Budden
And shout out to the rest of our babies. So just so Ice don't shine in front of us. I mean, everybody here got a baby. Baby. All right. Elmira's finest Big Parks is in the building.
Parks
You know the vibes.
Joe Budden
The Levi King himself. Yeah, man, Poe is here. Cory's here. Erickson is here. Savon and Tanner are here remotely. And most importantly, each and every one of y'all are here.
Cory
Do you wash your pumas? No, Them shits be clean as hell at the bottom. He wear once, like. Yeah, no, he wear them shits mad time.
Parks
Nah, he walking water right outside by the fire.
Joe Budden
Hyd.
Parks
He wiping his foot.
Joe Budden
Bullshit.
Parks
Yeah, I know where you at.
Cory
Don't wearable. You walk flat or some shit.
Joe Budden
Like first day of school. Walk this nigga shit never dirty at the bottom.
Ish
Thank you.
Flip
Sheesh, man.
Joe Budden
All right, come on. Let's get right into the proceedings this evening. Right to the important matters. A lot went on this week. It did. Do you guys think that caviar is white people's version of oxtail?
Ish
No.
Joe Budden
No. Nah.
Ish
Fuck no.
Parks
Wait, who said that?
Cory
That's a good one.
Joe Budden
It stumped me a little bit. Whose idea was it to milk the fish? Yes.
Ish
That's weird.
Joe Budden
I think that that was a white idea.
Ish
It was definitely a white idea.
Flip
Definitely a white idea.
Joe Budden
And I think that that came after our fucking oxtail revelation, what we did with the tail when the white people threw it to the side. And then white people couldn't just throw shit to the side no more. They had to start eating the.
Cory
They had to sample the eggs.
Joe Budden
And that's where caviar. There's no other logical reason to eat that ever.
Parks
Especially eggs.
Joe Budden
Right?
Flip
And it don't taste good.
Ish
I'm not a big fan.
Cory
And I'm not a fan of it.
Joe Budden
It's not.
Mark Lamont Hill
I like it on sushi.
Cory
I'm not a fan.
Flip
I only eat it on sushi.
Ish
I don't like it when they put it on the sushi.
Flip
Oh, man.
Mark Lamont Hill
Oh, yeah.
Ish
Yeah.
Flip
This crazy, son.
Joe Budden
What do you all eat? Oysters. Yes.
Parks
No.
Joe Budden
And clams.
Mark Lamont Hill
If it lives in the ocean, I'll eat it.
Parks
I ain't no seafood.
Mark Lamont Hill
Okay, Like, I don't give a fuck. I will try it.
Flip
Me, too.
Mark Lamont Hill
If it's in the ocean, bring it here on the plate.
Joe Budden
I think caviar is pointless. I know I'm losing culture. I'm losing class points.
Cory
Look, but that's the fucked up part. You gotta conform to be classy to eat that bullshit.
Parks
That's what I'm saying.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Parks
Eating fucking fish sperm. That niggas is freaky. I know y'all supposed to swallow it, but y'all want niggas to swallow. Yeah, y'all niggas. Come on. Disgusted, man, y'all.
Flip
We all eat nasty shit. Like when you eat fried shrimp in the hood, you eating.
Parks
I don't eat no seafood.
Flip
Oh, you don't eat no seafood? No, but I'm just saying he only eats French fries.
Ish
And chicken fingers.
Joe Budden
Yeah, be clear. Stupid.
Flip
Much better.
Joe Budden
Stupid ass.
Flip
I really eat caviar.
Joe Budden
Ian let Gary Vee trick us into a business meeting at some fancy caviar spot.
Ish
A caviar spot?
Flip
Caviar spot.
Joe Budden
It was a fancy, fancy caviar sushi spot. So they was coming out thinking that I was cultured. I wasn't. Gary Vee's so cool when niggas ain't culture. Shout out to Gary Vee. I did not have a blast in that girl. But. But you had the white boy meeting.
Flip
So do you fuck with the sushi?
Joe Budden
I was eating shit. I was eating whatever was there.
Parks
Nigga millions. Like, no, that's just the part.
Cory
That's just the decoration.
Parks
He sold himself. Nigga was cooling.
Flip
He cooled for the millions.
Parks
Caviar.
Cory
That nigga just sucked.
Parks
I'mma knock you out for that.
Joe Budden
That. Later we gonna talk about cooning for the millions.
Parks
He tried to clean it up. You saw that.
Mark Lamont Hill
I'm with it. Oh, my bad.
Joe Budden
Where y'all want to start? Where y'all want to start?
Parks
Wherever you want to start at.
Mark Lamont Hill
Yeah, whatever.
Parks
Lead us, lead us to the promised land, Mr. Prospects.
Flip
Well, you said cooning for the millions today. 50 said he not going perform at a Trump rally and they offered him $3 million. He said, I'm good.
Joe Budden
I love that. I appreciate it. I absolutely love that. Shout to 50.
Mark Lamont Hill
Actually, that's dope for him and I'm.
Joe Budden
Glad that he shared it. See, that could have just happened and he kept it in the talk. I'm glad that he shared that. But all of that fake discipline and integrity and moral compass shit that the podcasters be talking about, I do assume 50 to have some of that.
Flip
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Joe Budden
Yes.
Ish
He's been rich for a long time too.
Cory
That part too.
Flip
But he got a number two for sure. He has a number one. Everyone's got a number two.
Joe Budden
It ain't three million, it's. Fuck no, it's probably. It ain't three million for him.
Flip
It's probably like 20.
Cory
I don't know if he does it for 20.
Joe Budden
I think it might be more than that.
Cory
I think it might be more than that.
Ish
20'S. Heck, that's. That's. I'mma go do my little.
Joe Budden
One record.
Cory
How long you said she waxed 20.
Flip
I do get rich and die try.
Cory
I don't know if he does it for 20. I'm dead ass.
Flip
He going do a lot of money.
Parks
That's a lot of mixtape too.
Mark Lamont Hill
We going a 24 hour stream in this mother What?
Parks
I don't think he'll do it for 20.
Mark Lamont Hill
I don't think so.
Parks
More like 30, 50.
Joe Budden
What would y'all do it for?
Mark Lamont Hill
I'll do his album for that.
Joe Budden
What? For the 3 million?
Mark Lamont Hill
Nigga, for half of the.
Joe Budden
For the 3 million, you would go 3 million?
Flip
You wouldn't do it for me?
Joe Budden
For the 3 million, you go show up to the Trump rally and give a speech.
Flip
I'm doing it. Fair enough. Here's the thing. You end up being Chrissette Michelle Ice is.
Joe Budden
I coon every day.
Parks
Okay, wait, no, that's not. Are you throwing shots at Kamala while you on the stage? Are you throwing shots at her?
Mark Lamont Hill
No, I'm not throwing shots at nobody for 3 mil.
Parks
For 3 mil?
Joe Budden
Ish. What's your number to go speak at the trumpet?
Parks
Give me a good fitting.
Ish
My family just owe me.
Cory
Word. It got to be some. Where my family will be like, yeah.
Ish
You had to do it.
Mark Lamont Hill
My family won't be.
Flip
All right, I understand.
Cory
Might be like 20. Oh, for me, no, it's not.
Flip
I just took it back.
Joe Budden
All they do is lie.
Parks
12 sticks.
Flip
I still don't believe you.
Joe Budden
Less or more. Less.
Parks
You do that shit for 2 million, nigga.
Mark Lamont Hill
3 million if they walk in the bag right there. Yo, come on, we need you to just stand up.
Joe Budden
A million dollars. Give us a fucking speech. You going in a MAGA hat. Yo, you ain't gotta say nothing. Just throw the hat on and lick your lips and put on a mat.
Parks
What else?
Cory
Not a million.
Joe Budden
And put on. I ain't say a million. And put on the matching. That's. That is hoodie.
Flip
Not a million.
Joe Budden
All right, let's stop talking to him. I was going to say that. 5. Get it? His number.
Flip
I can say his number is five. I trust your numbers. Three.
Joe Budden
Yeah, I think your number. I think his number's lower than that.
Cory
I see 750.
Mark Lamont Hill
No, no, no, you got. It ain't gonna be no 750.
Parks
What do you think we had a.
Joe Budden
Maga a mil flip or do it. If JR could film.
Parks
No, no.
Joe Budden
If JR could film.
Mark Lamont Hill
If you can take his shirt off.
Parks
In J.R. no, I don't do that no more.
Joe Budden
You can watch wrestling in there.
Parks
No. And you bring some chicken tenders. I do that shit for, like, 15.
Flip
15? What?
Parks
Million?
Flip
N you do that shit for 15,000.
Parks
Nah, nah, that's not true. That's not true.
Flip
I think his number's about 50,000.
Parks
Nah, that's not true. I'm gonna be beefing with my mother Watch your mother.
Flip
I'll fry you up.
Parks
I'll probably let you slide last time. I'll fry you up.
Flip
50,000 in some chicken fingers.
Parks
What are you talking about? You want to shoot at. You want to shoot at me today with your pastor? Sweat on, nigga. You think we had a church? Nigga, you came to pray. But hold on, I'm not. I'm not done. Listen, I'm gonna do it for 15 million. My mother, she was just at the rally, nigga, over there by Madison Square Garden. You are lying, beefing with Trump supporters. Nigga, hold on.
Flip
Let me ask you a question. So you saying 15 million is your number?
Parks
My number.
Flip
So they come to you and say, 10. You're saying, no, I'm not taking this 10 million. I'm staying the fuck up. You really want people to believe that shit?
Parks
Yes. I'm a beef with my mom. My mom's is serious.
Flip
Does anybody believe that?
Cory
Your mother believe that.
Parks
She not going to be mad no more. She going to be cool.
Joe Budden
What?
Parks
N10 million.
Cory
Your mother's going to be in Long Island.
Parks
Hey, yo, rest in. No, she's not. Rest in peace. She got her own money. The number one, number two recipes to King Face. She ain't let my man in the house when he had his MAGA hat on. She don't play that shit. I have to go. I have to get a. I have to get some money to. If I'm gonna go at her, I'm gonna go at her, man. I'm gonna go, Mama, love n. If I'm standing with Trump, that shit will break her heart, son. Marie would be upset.
Flip
10 million make her feel better, though.
Joe Budden
Word.
Parks
No, I wouldn't.
Joe Budden
10 million.
Mark Lamont Hill
Hey, mom, you coming up here with me?
Parks
Cause listen, this is how I'm gonna do it.
Cory
10 is a lot.
Parks
I'm keeping 10 for myself. I'm giving her like, 2. Giving my family and the kids 3. And I'm having. I have to portion it out taxes. I don't give none of that shit. That's what got me here in the first place.
Cory
Learn your lesson. Yeah, like, yo, dog, they gotta give me more than three mil.
Flip
Yeah, gotcha. It's just hard when that amount of money is staring you in the face.
Joe Budden
Exactly. That's all.
Parks
I understand what you're saying.
Flip
That's all I'm saying.
Cory
1.5 is gone from the rip.
Flip
Facts, facts. I wouldn't do it.
Mark Lamont Hill
I wouldn't. I wouldn't.
Parks
But there's a lot of people that's passionate about you.
Cory
Know, Trump, what's your number, Mr. CNN, what's your number? Yeah, yeah. You go back to work, your colleagues will be looking at you like this.
Flip
I cannot be bought, nigga.
Parks
You go. You get the job.
Joe Budden
You go.
Parks
If you get your job back at CNN out here, I'm hired again, Trump, thank you. He freed me.
Flip
I'd be on fox. Maybe my number would have to be so high that I wouldn't have to explain shit. Cause if I took it for 5 million, I still have to explain to the people why I took. If you give me 50 million, I'm not saying shit.
Parks
I get what you're saying.
Flip
I ain't explaining nothing. Joe gonna be like, what happened to Mark? I ain't seen him in a few weeks. Niggas gonna be speculating. Like, for 50 million, we gonna see you on Fox.
Joe Budden
Welcome. All right, so everybody here is a sellout. Glad that we quickly established everyone in.
Ish
The world is a sellout.
Mark Lamont Hill
I think I'm looking to sell out.
Parks
It takes a rich nigga to point fund at sellouts, huh? A nigga that don't sell his soul, nigga, niggas beef with you right now, nigga, slow down. It takes a rich nigga like this not to not, you know, to make fun of us. Yeah, nigga, we got a number. Just. Cause you don't got a number, nigga.
Flip
You got a number. 2.
Parks
You got a number.
Joe Budden
I don't want wealth to define me, but that's number one.
Mark Lamont Hill
But, but, but my number, though.
Joe Budden
Two. I do have a number. It'd be pretty high.
Flip
No, it's not.
Joe Budden
Yes, it is.
Flip
No, it's not. I'm gonna tell you why you end up with this. I'm gonna tell you why it's not high for this. Cause you're not political, so you don't even pay a price for doing it. If somebody said, look, I'm gonna give you 5, 10 million right now to do.
Joe Budden
Half my family are Black Panthers, and they don't. And the other half, I can't say publicly what they are. Some other kind of animals, I would effectively. My dad would effectively disown me immediately.
Flip
Okay?
Joe Budden
Yeah. So I would never be looked at the same again because of where I got 20 years of building, where I'm kind of at with mine. Like, in spite of how they kick my back in on the Internet, I turn down big bags for this type of shit. Every other week, I've walked away from it and they've called.
Flip
Okay.
Joe Budden
So it would have to be a high number.
Flip
What's the number.
Joe Budden
And y'all got political money. Nine. Close to nine figures. Close to nine figures.
Mark Lamont Hill
Wow.
Joe Budden
Close to nine figures.
Flip
Yeah.
Joe Budden
And I would have to consider it also.
Flip
It ends your career. Like Chrisette Michelle hasn't done a gig since she.
Joe Budden
For $2,500.
Mark Lamont Hill
Yeah.
Joe Budden
For 25.
Mark Lamont Hill
That's what she.
Joe Budden
No, no, but it was a low number. It was a short. It was like 30 grand or something. Yo, so fucking. We wasn't gonna start here, but we're here. My man Kill Tony went out there and did an entire 12 minute monologue for y'all that are unfamiliar. Tony Hinchcliff or Hindkliff. I'm not certain how you pronounce his name. Cause I always call him just Kill Tony. Same. But he did the. What roast was that recently? The Tom Brady.
Mark Lamont Hill
Roasted.
Joe Budden
Smoked it over there. Kill Tony has been one of the fastest growing shows. Very successful. He went out there and did like this 12 minute, kind of racist.
Ish
Kind of.
Joe Budden
Not kind of racist monologue that they're clipping up and going. And just he's. I don't understand Tony. I'm so lost.
Ish
That was a misstep, in my opinion.
Mark Lamont Hill
You don't understand him.
Joe Budden
Yeah, I don't understand. You go first.
Mark Lamont Hill
No, I completely understand him doing that. Like, that's on brand with what he does.
Joe Budden
True.
Mark Lamont Hill
And y'all hired me to come here to do me what I do.
Ish
Yeah, he put some extra sauce on it, though.
Joe Budden
He said that the black. He said that. Let me just give the audience a little bit of what he said without trying to play all the clips or the 12 minutes he was speaking to the black guy in the front. This was probably off the dome and not a part of his bit. Said he was wearing a lampshade and he had just seen him at the Halloween party last night and that they were carving watermelons. The carving watermelon part of that is extremely racist.
Mark Lamont Hill
Yes, of course.
Joe Budden
Then he went into his bit about migrants. And the sick part about it is he started that with, hey, all my Latinos there, make some noise. So we got them to clap first. So he lined them up and then just started firing off. We welcomed you. Yeah, I welcomed you with open arms. And by open arms, I mean like this. Which also. Tony is smart enough. I watch enough Tony to know that that was a double entendre. And I took open arms to mean something else.
Parks
Good one.
Joe Budden
So then he continued with fucking Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico.
Cory
Said a lot before Puerto Rico. He starts talking about, you know, they always having babies. They Never pull out.
Joe Budden
They just, like.
Parks
They come to country.
Cory
Our country.
Parks
Yeah, they come in.
Cory
He said a bunch of shit.
Joe Budden
Yeah, yeah. They always come in just like they did our country. And then he went into his Puerto Rico being the fucking dirtiest place in the universe. Shitty island. Shitty island full of trash. Puerto Rico.
Flip
He died there, too. The crowd was groaning at that point.
Joe Budden
I think that he bombed. I think that entire set bombed. It was a bad. It was just bad all around, right? And I watched Kill Tony, so this conversation is a little nuanced for me. If you watch Kill Tony, he's racist, but under the guise of comedy, like, comedic racism. And he is brilliant with the racist jokes. Everybody gets it. You can't say this word, so write this down. Get it. Get it. The trans. Get it. Everybody get it. Unless you a young, beautiful white girl that looks like she is sucking every dick in the dorm. Those are the only people that get that. Get away with it on Kill Tony. So he does this. For me, it was different. Him doing it at this event.
Cory
A thousand percent.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ish
Audience members, very different.
Mark Lamont Hill
Him doing audience.
Joe Budden
Audience matters at this event. And he started his monologue with, hey, I'm Tone. Oh, he started with an ad, too. Tony's fucking ass. He started with a mypillow ad.
Ish
Yeah, he did.
Parks
Wow.
Joe Budden
Snuck that in there.
Flip
That's more.
Joe Budden
Hey, use promo code. Kill Tony. Put a mypillow at the front of it. Mind a lot of these pieces of shit. All right, cool. And then he gets into. Yo, on my show, in my line of work, I typically never come to work and say who I'm politically endorsing, because that's just not what I do. That's not my bag. I'm not into that, but. And then he starts his bit. So for me, he's already making. Creating the separatism. If you're able to separate where you are versus where you work, then you know that these jokes are about to hit different and come off different. And it seemed like he was doing temp checks throughout the whole time. He was like. Every time he threw one out, he'd be like, all right, that's working. That's not okay. You're. You warming up? You loosening up in here? I don't know, man. I do fuck with Tony. I hated the bit. Hated that he went out like that. His apology was, hey, y'all are sensitive. It was a joke. I go to Puerto Rico every year, bro.
Ish
I didn't see his apology. That's bad.
Joe Budden
And it wasn't really an apology. But all of them right wing political pundit dudes have been on air like, hey, we don't support that joke. We don't, we don't. That joke is not indicative of our beliefs. Yada, yada yada.
Cory
Some of them was defending that nigga. The black dudes were defending him. It's just comedic rhetoric. They wasn't all apologetic. Some of them niggas were standing with him like, yo, y'all are sensitive. It was a joke and get over it.
Flip
The way niggas cape for Trump is amazing, bro.
Cory
It's crazy. And again, the people that I saw were black people defending him. So nah, everybody wasn't apologetic, but I just think it was in poor taste. I think two weeks before the election, it just showed how condone deaf they are. I don't to the mass, but to their base. They weren't tone deaf fan base.
Ish
Put that shit there.
Cory
Yeah, yeah, yo, so I just think.
Mark Lamont Hill
That that's the problem. Yeah, yeah, true.
Cory
That's the problem 1000%. I think that the rest of the world, that's caping for them. I sent that shit immediately to Vern.
Joe Budden
Huh?
Cory
That's what your man talking about, huh?
Joe Budden
Huh?
Mark Lamont Hill
You Puerto Rican, right?
Cory
Oh, okay. But cape, they still cape.
Mark Lamont Hill
I'm lost, bro.
Cory
I don't understand. Donald Trump could spit in a little kid's face on Fifth Avenue and somebody is gonna come out and be like, I'm saying, but the kid should have never did that. Like, it don't make no sense to me at this point. It's like cult behavior.
Ish
It is.
Cory
I'm lost.
Flip
That's exactly what it is. It's a cult. And it's weird that the people who are gonna catch the most hell from the cult are the ones the most committed to it. That's the crazy shit to me. Like, if white men are like, I don't give a fuck what he said. I'm like, cool, you a white man. That shit gonna help you. But I don't understand why we doing that, you know, I mean, this is wild. This is wild to me. But the funny thing is, I think strategically it makes sense. Like they know that when they say some racist shit, we get mad and then they go, they're so sensitive. And then they go out and vote more. So those of us who get mad might not do the right thing, but they know that their base is gonna go out and vote so that they can defend his right to do that shit. So it might not even. It might not even fail for him. That's that's the crazy part.
Joe Budden
Yeah, we'll see.
Ish
Damn, you're right.
Flip
We'll see.
Joe Budden
Yeah, it is.
Cory
We'll see.
Flip
Yeah, man, I don't know.
Parks
We say crazy shit all the time.
Joe Budden
Tell us you never fucked a Puerto Rican without telling us you never fucked a Puerto Rican. Sheesh. Yeah, he wanted. Dude, why would you even want to take yourself off of the. Off of the. Fuck a Puerto Rican list? Even if you felt like that? That's a list. That's like fucking global entry.
Mark Lamont Hill
Especially a Bronx that's like, fuck, he.
Ish
Did that shit in New York too.
Flip
He did. Wow.
Joe Budden
Why would you take yourself off the I wanna fuck a New York Puerto Rican list? Tony. Whatever. Come on.
Parks
Shit's nasty now.
Mark Lamont Hill
I agree.
Joe Budden
Here's what I have for you, gentlemen. Do you think that we should redo some of the racism rules?
Mark Lamont Hill
Wait, what you mean? Please elaborate.
Cory
This guy's brain is different, B.
Joe Budden
Go ahead, please.
Parks
Tell me what you mean.
Joe Budden
Should it be racist to say black people like chicken? Cause that is racist.
Parks
But it's also.
Joe Budden
It's also true. Should it be racist to say that Spanish people.
Mark Lamont Hill
You better not.
Ish
Careful.
Parks
You going on the line, nigga, you right there on the edge.
Joe Budden
All right, I'll speak for myself. Martha cleans better than me.
Parks
You're a man, nigga use a woman.
Joe Budden
Is that racist?
Cory
No.
Joe Budden
That's kind of racist.
Mark Lamont Hill
So if I say the worst drivers are typically.
Joe Budden
Oh, yeah, yeah. That shouldn't be racist.
Parks
Is that racist?
Joe Budden
That shouldn't be racist. Now, audience, if you. Audience, if you're confused out there, we came up with this bit just to troll Mark Lamont. Mark Lamont.
Flip
I'm losing my fucking mind over here.
Joe Budden
His PhDs and. What's that other shit he got? Bachelors?
Parks
Doctorates.
Joe Budden
Yeah, doctorates. Mark, what do you think about this?
Flip
First of all, each and every one of you.
Joe Budden
I hate y'all.
Parks
He over here dying.
Joe Budden
He's short circuited. Oh.
Cory
Squirming in the little couch.
Flip
But I will say no. That's stupid, man. No, you can't change the rules, man. Of course they trust. Racism is always a little bit true. That's what makes a stereotype a stereotype. It's like chicken fingers. Like, they lightly. They're lightly dipped in truth, right? So, yeah, black people dance, but it don't mean that every nigga dance. You know what I mean? Black people love chicken, but we don't, like, obsess about chicken. They take the shit too far away.
Mark Lamont Hill
You see what them N did when Popeyes had the sandwich?
Parks
They Block traffic. Them niggas walk on the line for Popeye's chicken sandwich.
Flip
That was different. That sandwich obsessed over chicken.
Joe Budden
That's racist for you to say. That was the niggas.
Flip
I lived in Brooklyn.
Joe Budden
It was nursing you a ta Da and a coon.
Parks
You heard what this nigga just said. It's different because the sandwich was good as shit. Look at you, nigga.
Flip
That first sandwich was good as delicious.
Joe Budden
All right, so here's my question for y'all. It was mad because I thought about this recently. It. The sandwich was so good. Why is it going?
Mark Lamont Hill
They stepped on it. It was costing.
Flip
Yeah, that's exactly what they did.
Joe Budden
They stepped on it. They thought about that just two weeks ago.
Flip
They stepped on the work especially.
Mark Lamont Hill
Yeah, they stepped on the work.
Flip
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Oh, speaking of. Sorry, sorry. This has nothing to do with what we're talking about. We're talking about chicken sandwiches. And it's good to get off the racist topic. Anyway, round of applause. McDonald's has settled their milkshake machine scam.
Ish
Bullshit.
Joe Budden
No, they did. Well, they do. They settled the scam. For the people unfamiliar with the scam, the producers of the McDonald's milkshake machine have a clause in the contract or had a clause in the contract that said they are the only people that are allowed to fix their machine.
Ish
So that's why.
Joe Budden
So when the machines broke, they were running a fucking 8 and 9 figure scam on fixing these machines. This contract is decades and decades old.
Mark Lamont Hill
Genius.
Joe Budden
So McDonald's, they went to court and whatever the name of that fancy board is, determined that McDonald's is now allowed to not only fix their own machines, but outsource how those machines are fixed.
Mark Lamont Hill
Wow.
Flip
Fucking time.
Joe Budden
The McFlurry Milkshake Machine.
Mark Lamont Hill
Ice cream.
Ish
Right in time with that E. Coli.
Parks
Let's cover that up real quick.
Ish
Milkshakes for everybody.
Cory
You don't want a Quarter Pounder. You want a milkshake.
Joe Budden
Milkshakes and Kaicinet.
Parks
The Chicken Mac.
Joe Budden
The chicken Mac. As soon as that E. Coli break out the chicken Mac.
Mark Lamont Hill
McDonald's been playing in your face for years. It's only the Quarter Pounder.
Ish
Yeah, it don't make no sense.
Mark Lamont Hill
So what the is the rest of that?
Ish
It's all the same.
Mark Lamont Hill
It's the only one that's real. It's the only one that's real meat.
Flip
That's why E Cola.
Mark Lamont Hill
So you said, I don't eat that.
Cory
That shit ain't no nigga.
Joe Budden
Eco lie. So the Miami Heat, for the first time in the history of the franchise have made a bust.
Ish
A statue?
Mark Lamont Hill
No, a whole statue.
Joe Budden
I keep hearing the athletes use the word bust.
Ish
It was a bust.
Joe Budden
It was a bust. And I. My dumbass didn't know that you could use that word in relation to that. So I like that word. Bust.
Ish
It was a bust.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Mark Lamont Hill
It turned out a bust.
Joe Budden
A statue. They made a statue. Whatever you want to call it, but it looks like shit. The Internet was in a rage. We later found out that D. Wade approved said bust slash statue.
Flip
It's probably too late.
Joe Budden
And was involved in the entire process of creating said statue. Also, the maker of this statue made other statues. Google them. Because I don't remember what they were, but I don't think those statues was good either.
Ish
Did they do the Ronaldo one?
Cory
Not just that, nigga. You've been to a restaurant sometimes and the food be smacking. Then you go back another time. That shit be caca.
Mark Lamont Hill
It was off day.
Joe Budden
And I always tell, that was a different Chef. That's a different Chef.
Cory
That's what I think, too.
Joe Budden
That different Chef had an argument with.
Cory
His wife that day.
Parks
Nigga was watching the Matrix. So Morpheus. That nigga look crazy.
Joe Budden
What the.
Parks
What the fuck? What's wrong with them niggas?
Cory
Disgusting.
Joe Budden
Tony Allen said that it looked like him.
Cory
It looked like him.
Flip
It do.
Joe Budden
D. Wade did look bad. And for them to be known as Dade county for so long. I mean, Wade County. Wade county for so long. Like, what a disgrace. What a disgrace. At least with the Kobe statue, when it was fucked up, there was some other statues out there that was fucked up for you to be the lone fucked up statue in front of the arena and then have to. Yo. And you know what's funny? Our kids today are more vocal than we were. So you got your kids with you. Your son is looking at you like, nigga, you're ill. That is not Pops. Come on. Tell me that's not you. That ain't you, Pops. My son would have roasted me to hell if that were the statue of me. What are your thoughts on this? Why do you think that they couldn't come up with a bus that looked like D. Wade? Why do you think he was so excited and celebratory? And is it a part of just plain old humility, being humble, to not interrupt the process of them celebrating you this way?
Parks
Yes, I think I agree with that.
Flip
I think that. I think when you get a statue made of you so proud and happy and your family celebrate, you're not really worried about what it looks like. I just don't understand how if he was part of the creative process, it being made. How at some point he didn't just mentioned that this don't look like me.
Cory
He might have seen that in a digital image or something. I was like, oh, okay, right.
Mark Lamont Hill
True, true, true.
Joe Budden
They might have said some shit like, yo, when it dries. Yeah, exactly. That's right. The beard is gonna come like. Mark, would y'all have interrupted black dude.
Flip
Well, how.
Joe Budden
Because the statue didn't look the greatest.
Cory
No, it wasn't a bad looking statue.
Joe Budden
It just didn't look like D. Wade on the statue.
Flip
Whoever's face it was, it wasn't a.
Joe Budden
Good looking guy, whoever it was. With all due respect to Tony Allen, but Mark do look like Tony Allen a little bit.
Flip
I don't look like with a doctorate.
Joe Budden
Like, smart Tony Allen. Oh, that's fucked up. Tony Allen got too many hands for me to be talking. Shout out to Tony Allen. Would y'all have interrupted the process for y'all?
Parks
Yes, yes.
Cory
If I'm mean, no. But if I'm D. Wade, absolutely.
Parks
So you would just accept anything with his tongue out, nigga.
Mark Lamont Hill
Wow.
Joe Budden
Jordan, wait, that's what you think your tongue out is like?
Cory
I'm asking for real, like Mike anyway, right? I think that. That it is definitely some humbleness and some humility. Like, yo, fam, somebody's creating a big ass statue of me to be put in front of a stadium. Like, that's an honor in itself. So I think you don't kind of want to rock the boat. Cause you sound like some ungrateful ass nigga. But if I'm Deway, if they named.
Joe Budden
The street after you and spelled it wrong, would you say something? Yeah, she. What's the difference?
Cory
That's easier to fix.
Mark Lamont Hill
But if you in the creative process, homeboy.
Joe Budden
Don't look like me. Hey, Duke. Don't look like me. Then they start putting the mold of the Statue over his LeBron alley Oop. The famous picture. Like, come on, yo, you playing with.
Mark Lamont Hill
It at that point.
Parks
It's ridiculous.
Joe Budden
And listen, the Black Panther side of my family would include some racism.
Flip
I was about to say white people often don't know what black people look like.
Cory
Yo, dog, I was gonna say it was a white artist, but I didn't wanna be funny.
Mark Lamont Hill
White people don't.
Flip
I did an interview last night and somebody told me, has anyone ever told you that you look like Kevin Hart? I don't look shit like Kevin Hart. And I love Kevin Hart. That's my man.
Cory
I don't Know, son, I ain't gonna hold you.
Flip
Hey, yo. I mean, I'm done.
Joe Budden
How did you. Mitchell. I mean, now that we get a good look at your profile.
Flip
I don't.
Joe Budden
No, they do think all black people look dark.
Flip
They think all black people look alike.
Mark Lamont Hill
That's fine. Cause I think all white people look alike.
Joe Budden
My racist neighbors.
Flip
And that's fine. That's why I'll make statues of white people. So I don't make statues of Asians. Cause it would not look different. Everybody in Hollywood would look the same. But, like, if you. If my job was to make statues, I would. You know what I mean? I would get some help. What. I get white people mixed up.
Joe Budden
All right. If they were making a statue of you, what would you want your defining features to be?
Flip
Is it a basketball statue?
Parks
A statue of you? Don't try to break down mine.
Joe Budden
You went to Harvard and spoke the best, and you beat Einstein and everybody.
Parks
All that fly.
Flip
I dropped 30 on that.
Joe Budden
I dropped 30 on that.
Parks
Would you want a suit, holding books and walking?
Flip
I would be speaking.
Parks
Yeah.
Joe Budden
They gotta get your nose.
Mark Lamont Hill
Why am I.
Flip
You know, I don't even setting myself up.
Joe Budden
I'm asking what y'all. What would the defining features of the statue need to look like for you to say, okay, that is me. Oh, they need my application on, so.
Cory
That'S what they say.
Joe Budden
Such a fucking.
Cory
All jokes aside, that's what they say, though. Like, if you got to define a feature, it's easy. You know how the dudes in the street in New York be making the pictures. If you got a funny chin or a funny mouth or nose, then it's easy.
Joe Budden
Yo, now that I'm looking around, yo, with. With all due respect.
Flip
Okay.
Joe Budden
You know what I mean?
Parks
Right?
Joe Budden
Right? No. And pause.
Mark Lamont Hill
Oh, God.
Joe Budden
Some of you got cute noses. Yo.
Flip
Yo, this why we need mail, man. Yo, what you doing?
Joe Budden
Yo, Some of you, not you.
Parks
You want to be cool. You want to be accepted by let. It's not you stop talking about your.
Joe Budden
Man knows it's not gay. My entire life, the baddest of the bad. And some mid. When they look me in my eyes, one thing they've always said. And I used to didn't get it, you see? Oh, I can't lie. You have such a beautiful nose.
Mark Lamont Hill
That worked on you too, didn't it?
Joe Budden
Come to me. Cause it's you he looking at. And then I started looking at niggas noses, yo. Tell me that, too. My nose is better than a lot of you niggas. Know your Niggas nose be a mess all day. Gay to say. Look at ice nose.
Parks
You just looked at your man and.
Joe Budden
Stabbed that nigga Smell everything that nigga could smell. It's a firework that spread out. Holy.
Parks
Look at.
Flip
Look at.
Joe Budden
Freeze nose.
Parks
Yo, that nigga nose alone.
Joe Budden
That nigga smell. What? Damn. They put a little parsley up in that motherfucker.
Flip
That racist lady making chili.
Joe Budden
Bet you it was too much of rain.
Flip
The worst.
Parks
No, I don't like that be having ugly noses.
Joe Budden
Yo, son, some of y'all got ey noses, man. Thank your parents. Oh, man. Thank your parents. Okay. Stupid. So I don't want to say too much about it because I bump into D. Wade sometimes times.
Cory
It ain't his fault.
Joe Budden
I feel like D. Wade. If he hear you say something on the pod, you might have to square up at the Post Oak lobby trying to get coffee. And that ain't. That's another fight. I'm going to opt to skip.
Cory
6 4. In shape.
Joe Budden
In way better shape. Yeah. And he whip your ass with a Chanel bag.
Parks
Oh, man.
Joe Budden
Yo. Yeah. Nah, I'm cool on that one. Any thoughts on which part? Anything.
Parks
Nose part.
Flip
Not that nose shit.
Joe Budden
Yeah, anything.
Cory
No. Shout out to D. Wade. It's an honor having a statue in.
Flip
Front of greatest player in Miami history, man.
Cory
In history of the Heat. Yeah.
Flip
Greatest player.
Cory
No, no. I agree, William county, but, yeah, you need to redo my. They need to touch that up in the summer.
Flip
He deserves better.
Parks
Do they have statues?
Joe Budden
Here's the question. Did LeBron. Did LeBron play for the Heat?
Mark Lamont Hill
Thank you. He did.
Flip
I didn't say.
Joe Budden
Okay.
Cory
What that mean? What that means play for a short.
Flip
What that means?
Joe Budden
I'm just joking. That's my only question. Y'all not gonna trap me.
Flip
This sounds crazy.
Cory
Don't do.
Flip
I was the greatest player.
Mark Lamont Hill
Same question I had. So I'm glad you asked.
Flip
I didn't say he was the best player. I said he's the greatest player.
Ish
The old loophole.
Parks
He only got some loophole.
Flip
It's not a loophole.
Parks
What's the difference?
Flip
The difference is if, for example, who's the best player ever, who you think is the go? Just for example, Michael Jordan, bro. Okay, LeBron James. Let's say LeBron James. Let's say LeBron james. If LeBron James the same person that goes to.
Parks
Yeah.
Joe Budden
I don't get weird.
Flip
If LeBron James goes to the Dallas Mavericks right now, plays one season even in his prime and wins the championship, is he the greatest Maverick ever?
Cory
No.
Flip
Right so the greatest. But he's still better than Daniel.
Ish
He played one season, though.
Flip
He played four. And Dwyane Wade played those same four, got the same championships, and he got one with Shaq before Dwyane Wade. Before same got there. That's why he's great.
Joe Budden
I just want to jump in and tell you that in the first season, LeBron tried to be humble and said, hey, man, you're the greatest Heat ever, and I'm going to defer to you. And they lost. And then Pat Riley. Let me finish. One of the greatest basketball minds ever, along with D. Wade, knocked on LeBron's hotel door in the off season. Hey, big bro. Pat Riley said, big bro, big bro, we gonna need the offense to kind of go through you. You are the golden child. You are the one. And I'm awesome, but I'm not you. That happened.
Flip
That happened. That's why he's a better player than Dwyane Wade. And I think Dwyane Wade would say he's a better player.
Joe Budden
And we talk about LeBron. Shit. I was all mad for Alonzo Mourning. Alonzo mourning should 100% have a statue outside. I'm not arguing him being better. He should have a statue. I agree. If we just making statues, that don't look like niggas. Alonzo Mourning.
Ish
Maybe it is Alonzo Mourning.
Cory
That might be who they were shooting for.
Joe Budden
Alonzo Wade.
Flip
Right then.
Joe Budden
Alonzo Mourning. Shit. Alonzo Morning, Petey, Pablo, Jeff, Ben Gundy, ass around the air like this. Kicked him off to the side. That's my man, too. And that was my team. And stayed with the organization.
Flip
Still in.
Joe Budden
Still with the organization.
Flip
Yep.
Joe Budden
Better skin than all us still in that Miami Heat. Nice suits, that Miami son. I bumped into him at that little waffle spot over there by fucking. Whatever hotel that was that niggas came with was glowing at 9 in the morning. I left. I got out of there.
Cory
Alonzo mourned.
Joe Budden
You fucking right. Alonzo Mourning got me out of. In Miami. Yes, in Miami. Alonzo Morning gets every one of us out of here quickly. Yeah. What say you?
Cory
Yeah, I'm chilling, bro.
Joe Budden
I seen the nigga at fucking Paddle the Sexes almost get you out of.
Cory
Here, nigga, but what happened?
Joe Budden
Look, Allie, you're what happened. What you did, what you did to that nigga. This nigga's an idiot.
Ish
Bought the girls dinner.
Joe Budden
There you go.
Parks
There you go.
Joe Budden
No, he did. Yeah, I did.
Cory
Look what I had to resort to, yo.
Joe Budden
He was so mad. Do you know that story that he had to pay for that calamari from some girl. We're not going to repeat it, but he was real mad about it. He was real mad about it. We'll talk about it later. Congratulations to Dwyane Wade and his statue and his family. Really huge deal. Even if the statue don't look like you at all.
Mark Lamont Hill
What other players y'all think for the Heat should have statues out there? You said Alonzo.
Cory
That's it.
Joe Budden
Nah, that's not it.
Flip
So no Shaq either.
Joe Budden
You Donna has once you have a statue.
Flip
That's why NAS 20 years pushing it.
Joe Budden
20 years with one organization has been the OG veteran presence. The guy that has, you know, clearly they're married to him. When he was ready to be gone from the league, they kept yo 1 million just to be here. 1 million just to be here. How they feel about him? Him, maybe not by his stats.
Cory
He'll definitely be an exec.
Joe Budden
He should.
Ish
Yeah, respectfully.
Cory
Exactly.
Flip
He owns a statue. Respectfully.
Joe Budden
I appreciate all that Tim Hardaway.
Flip
Much better argument for Tim Hardaway.
Joe Budden
Well, I was going to Glenn Rice. Relax, Relax.
Flip
Oh, but you're gonna give it to Adonis Haslam.
Joe Budden
20 years. Glenn Wright. They traded the.
Flip
With all due respect, the Dallas has in the last 10 years. He scored as many points as us on his counter.
Ish
Oh, shit.
Parks
Damn.
Joe Budden
Disrespectful.
Flip
He was a leader. No, no, with all respect, Adonis Haslam is a leader. He's a og. He's the heart and soul of that team. The last five years. He was basically like a coach. A coach.
Joe Budden
Can't none of y'all play no ball.
Parks
This nigga.
Cory
Yo, dog, we've seen you hoop.
Mark Lamont Hill
You seen you hack.
Flip
He was doing some simulation.
Cory
It's not even a hoot. It's a hack.
Flip
Have any of y'all play ball with him? Like, for real?
Parks
For real.
Joe Budden
Yes, I have.
Ish
I have.
Flip
Is he good at basketball?
Ish
No, he's one of the best boxer outers I've ever seen.
Flip
Faint praise.
Parks
He get low with it, too.
Joe Budden
He does.
Flip
That's super low.
Parks
I saw some clip like that of him doing some bullshit. That's all he do.
Cory
That nigga is the elbow king.
Flip
No, I believe he's like the you donna taslim of.
Mark Lamont Hill
No, don't come down here.
Joe Budden
Insult you donna tlum yo ever. Yo, y'all shaming my ball game.
Flip
I don't. You look suspect. Two things. I only got two pieces. I only got two pieces of evidence. You was over there at the refrigerator doing some dribble that didn't look like.
Cory
Looking like he had.
Flip
I thought he's having scoliosis. I was reaching for my first scoliosis.
Joe Budden
Came out, bro.
Flip
It didn't. And when I saw you in that jersey, and I know you uncomfortable.
Joe Budden
Let it be a 1v1. I remember that.
Cory
1V1 or what?
Joe Budden
Me and Mark right now jumping in. Go ahead.
Flip
You said y'all.
Cory
You said y'all.
Flip
You said y'all.
Joe Budden
But now, come on now. You said y'all.
Cory
Yes.
Parks
2V1.
Joe Budden
You don't look.
Flip
You don't look comfortable in basketball. Like, I only. I mean, the jersey changed things a little bit because it wasn't a comfortable jersey. But when I seen you on that commercial, combined with the moves of the refrigerator, you look like somebody who goes to basketball games. You know what I mean? Buys tickets, hangs out. But you don't look like you actually go on the court. That's all I'm saying.
Cory
Aki, you said you broke your wrist.
Mark Lamont Hill
Shooting jump shots, right?
Flip
Missing jump shots.
Mark Lamont Hill
Missing jump shots.
Cory
On purpose.
Parks
Intentionally?
Flip
No, on purpose. Where your cape at? Where your cape at?
Parks
A nigga play.
Joe Budden
But I also had prior damage in the same exact wrist from injuring it across that little, tiny, frail boy's face a few months prior to that.
Cory
I thought you broke your fingers.
Joe Budden
No, my wrist was a little jammed up. I had the guy come in here and everything when I beat up the little poor, innocent, frail, fragile boy that's nowhere to be found. So it wasn't just shooting. It was a combination.
Cory
That was last winter.
Joe Budden
1. Yeah, it was a little while he.
Parks
Had your hair fractured.
Joe Budden
That's one career ending injury. Two. I'm letting y'all know that your podcast banner is affecting my ego.
Cory
Okay?
Flip
Our benter.
Joe Budden
What's wrong with that?
Flip
Benter?
Cory
What's that mean?
Joe Budden
It means that I bet any amount.
Cory
I take that.
Joe Budden
I bet any amount.
Cory
You didn't even finish the sentence, nigga.
Joe Budden
I take any amount that y'all brothers want to bet that I can beat either one of y'all one on one. You are out of any day.
Flip
I'm confident.
Joe Budden
Any time, any court, any outfit, any kicks. I don't feel like Mark and Ish should be able to speak to me the way that they're speaking to me. So whenever fucking debride guy and fucking. What was his name? Ian.
Flip
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Yeah. Whenever you're any court, let me tell you. Outdoor, double rim, chain net, regular.
Flip
Name the place in the net.
Joe Budden
Let me tell you what's gonna happen next weekend.
Cory
Score gonna be 7 3.
Joe Budden
Next weekend. Game 11. Game 11.
Cory
Start hacking and it's gonna end up being a wrestling match.
Joe Budden
Exactly.
Parks
The nigga said one on one. That's it.
Joe Budden
Game 11.
Parks
Nah, I was. I don't with that, but he call y'all out.
Cory
Bombs.
Parks
He call y'all out.
Flip
Do you play?
Parks
He call y'all too. Y'all was ping ponging off each other with the jokes. The called y'all out. What's up? You accepted his bet?
Joe Budden
Cool. Whenever.
Parks
Stay out of it, light skin.
Flip
Whenever.
Cory
My stack. You keep trying to bet me more money.
Flip
Yo, why you ain't owe him about getting my stack?
Parks
Who owe you a stack? Joe get that. His money.
Cory
All y'all was cheering for him when I owe the money.
Joe Budden
That's crazy. Yo, this is Joe Budden from the Joe Budden podcast. Can I speak to Buckstallion, please? Oh, man, this is him, my brother. This is him. Buck, I'm live on air, so please don't say anything to incriminate yourself. Really quick. If you have a moment, listen to this. Our good brother Ish and Mark Lamont Hill are clowning my basketball game and how the clothes look on me. Just everything about my basketball, they clown in my scoliosis, my awkwardness, everything about my ball game. Which made me say to them, I have any amount of money that neither one of them could beat me in any one on one game. They both took that bet anxiously. I called you, my good friend of over 20 years, to say, can you just quickly tell them what happened last time? Every nigger from the hood came through the porch where there happened to be a hoop in the yard and said, one on one, Joe Budden, what's up?
Ish
I got a ball.
Joe Budden
Can you just tell them, please? Yeah, it might even be footage somewhere in the archives too.
Mark Lamont Hill
So countless of people have challenged Joe.
Joe Budden
Hey, Bob, right on the wall. Let him land, let him talk. And then it winds up always ending up in the yard for a one on one battle. Joe has. I don't think you never took an L with none of these tattoos.
Flip
But I'm telling them I was undefeated in the yard.
Joe Budden
Anytime this competition.
Flip
I got two questions.
Cory
One, when the last time you've been to that yard?
Joe Budden
It's been a little while, Buck.
Cory
I ain't even talking to you.
Joe Budden
Oh, you talking to Buck.
Cory
It's my man. Buck, when the last time y'all been in that yard?
Mark Lamont Hill
Oh, it's been a long time.
Cory
I would like for you to put a date on it. Give me a guesstimation. 20 years?
Joe Budden
No, not that long. Maybe like 15.
Flip
Was Obama president? No damn W. You talking about some shit you did 20 years ago.
Parks
You letting niggas play with you.
Joe Budden
Don't let him talk.
Cory
Clinton was the president.
Joe Budden
Let him answer you. How many years is that roughly? What was that, like, maybe 10 joints, maybe not.
Cory
No, 10.
Joe Budden
10.
Mark Lamont Hill
It's pre pod 10.
Joe Budden
I used to pull up to the yard for this.
Parks
Why are you doing that instead of accepting your challenge next weekend?
Joe Budden
Nigga, enough talking. Next weekend.
Flip
Say less.
Joe Budden
You skip Boston College. You're speaking event. You skip whatever the fuck you doing. We just get to it. All right, yo, because I'm offended that these two get to talk to me like this. I honestly.
Cory
And Buck, when you say the yard, did it end up in the yard like in a wrestling match in the grass?
Joe Budden
They say. He's saying.
Parks
Is that what happened, boys?
Joe Budden
Well, no, you don't only.
Mark Lamont Hill
You don't only fail.
Flip
You don't only foul.
Joe Budden
You know, it gets. What? Yo, you know what's funny about this?
Flip
More questions we ask.
Joe Budden
Now I'm talking. Talking about somebody that's at least familiar with me a little bit. And I'm in with this. Buck.
Mark Lamont Hill
I don't think.
Joe Budden
I don't think ish gets to six.
Mark Lamont Hill
Oh, I don't think.
Joe Budden
Game 11.
Parks
I can't wait.
Joe Budden
Game 11. Ish don't get to six points.
Mark Lamont Hill
God damn.
Joe Budden
Better watch their. Don't let this podcast fool you play back. Don't let this pop.
Cory
You are trash.
Joe Budden
I'm telling you something. You are a kaka, bro. I bet you don't make six.
Cory
We could double down.
Joe Budden
I bet you don't. I get my six first. Of course. All right. Of course.
Cory
And then we can bet it right back.
Joe Budden
Yeah, for sure.
Flip
Game 11. You said he don't get six.
Joe Budden
He don't get six.
Cory
Joe. Don't even play basketball.
Joe Budden
Like this gonna happen.
Cory
I play basketball. I haven't played in a long time.
Flip
But you can misplay.
Joe Budden
I can't get off the couch.
Parks
Neither could you.
Joe Budden
Stop it. Stop.
Mark Lamont Hill
You act like you in the supreme shape.
Joe Budden
I am 100% more athletic than you.
Cory
You're not 100% going down anything.
Joe Budden
We could jump right now. You better watch your.
Cory
I play basketball daily. I play basketball daily.
Joe Budden
Hey, jump off. This was a brick city. Hooper at a point, man.
Cory
Ask him. All right.
Joe Budden
Hey, I love you and I'll keep you posted. All right? No doubt. You are the piece.
Mark Lamont Hill
Oh, I can't wait.
Joe Budden
I hope.
Parks
Really playing.
Mark Lamont Hill
Y'all gotta play now.
Joe Budden
He's never gonna play too much.
Cory
You would never play me why wouldn't I?
Joe Budden
Because ego, confidence and self esteem are.
Cory
Something that I'm all very, very, well.
Joe Budden
A whole different man. You would even walk in paddle. The sex is the same. You wouldn't even walk in costumes. You wouldn't walk nowhere the same. Your confidence would be shattered. Damn, that Joe got me.
Cory
That nigga plays like the uncle that was just bigger than anybody.
Ish
Play ball with him.
Cory
And can he play?
Ish
He's athletic.
Flip
You Donald Trump in these answers, yes or no. He can play ball on a 1 to 10 of average people. Not NBA people, regular people. Like, what is he.
Joe Budden
Six?
Flip
Okay. Yeah, I'm comfortable. I had you at four, but six. And what are you in shape?
Joe Budden
No, not shape. Not shape. I don't care about shape at this moment.
Flip
Seven, eight.
Joe Budden
In basketball?
Flip
Yeah.
Joe Budden
And what are you, Six, five. Next weekend. Can I record it?
Cory
Yeah, sure.
Joe Budden
Yeah, that's it. That's it.
Mark Lamont Hill
We're not gonna do the.
Cory
We're not gonna do the Joe Budden shit, though. Like, if you fall, you gonna tell Parks to cut it out casual like.
Parks
I play basketball. You don't understand.
Flip
I woke up.
Joe Budden
You tell it to them. Newark that believe. Whatever you talking about. I gotta see it. Show me, show me.
Cory
That's fine.
Joe Budden
I got it. And I'm free next weekend. Y'all the same way. Y'all hyped it up, hiked it up that turnpike. Yeah, hike it up to the park, nigga.
Flip
That's fine.
Joe Budden
Hike it up to the park.
Flip
Play inside, though.
Joe Budden
Yeah, you hear him now? I gotta play inside. I gotta play inside.
Cory
Niggas in their 40s, y'all.
Joe Budden
Mr. 7, 8, 9 on the. On the scale. Gotta play inside.
Flip
I ruptured my Achilles. I ruptured my Achilles. I just wanted to.
Joe Budden
Now you Joel in bed.
Flip
How about this?
Joe Budden
Look, now you Joel in bed. He in bed. All right, relax. All right, you got it. Listen, y'all, it's time for my favorite part of the show. All right? So look, he mad. Look, he mad.
Ish
Tell him that was a punching. We took 10 minutes off of this.
Joe Budden
Prize piece of weight. That's gang. What happened?
Flip
Well, first, during the break, you've been talking crazy. Like, oh, no, I recorded. He trying to back me down in the fucking. In the kitchen. Knock the KO Ray, and he's sliding all over doing a fucking mashed potato in the kitchen.
Joe Budden
See, not tried. Audience, audience, during the break, Mark Lamont in the kitchen. Easy money. Both the time.
Flip
Easy money.
Joe Budden
He tried to put his strong ass fucking Harvard elbow on me. I let him know that fundamental Basketball. So I knocked over all of the Gatorade, but now I don't think Mark gets the six points. He.
Flip
Nigga, you jumped a centimeter off the. You can't jump over a phone book, Mark.
Joe Budden
I jump way higher than you.
Flip
You do not.
Joe Budden
I jump way higher.
Mark Lamont Hill
Does this sound like I jump?
Flip
You don't way. I.
Joe Budden
If I don't jump way higher, then I lose. I jump.
Cory
He jump higher.
Joe Budden
Way higher.
Cory
Don't he jump higher than me?
Flip
I don't know. I'm telling you, I can't say how.
Joe Budden
Trust me. Yo, you know what? You know the problem. You know? Huh?
Ish
You don't.
Parks
I could.
Flip
I mean, if I can. And I need horse. My kids, let me tell y'all, five, ten and could dunk in high school.
Parks
I could dunk.
Cory
I couldn't dunk. Donuts and milk and I get buckets.
Joe Budden
Let me tell you what the problem. Let me tell you when I. Talking about donuts. Hungry as hell.
Flip
I'm sure he can dunk. Back in the day, I see him.
Ish
Dunk probably 6, 7 years ago.
Mark Lamont Hill
Wait, who's.
Flip
How tall are you?
Cory
5 11.
Flip
Should be able to dunk.
Joe Budden
Let me tell y'all, the problem with male friendship.
Flip
Fucking Ben Simmons ass nigga, Honestly.
Joe Budden
And then I'm gonna do prize picks. But the problem with male friendships. I wish Mel. I really wish my girl, my sister Mel was here for this part.
Flip
Me, too. God damn it.
Joe Budden
We lack trust in our male friendships, right? Like I trust my mama. So sometimes I'll be saying some nut shit to my mama and my mom. My mom will say, baby, do you trust me? And I'll say, yeah, Mom, I do. And she'll say, then just do what I'm telling you to do. Like, I feel like at least one of y'all should be taking my word that y'all are of zero threat to me and inferior to me in every athletic category.
Flip
So why don't you take my word?
Joe Budden
Maybe not both of y'all, but. But one of y'all should believe it. You can't even be this educated and out athletic me. It's not even possible dealing with time consumption that you could be this intelligent and wise and have so much wisdom and go to the fucking rucker and beat me, nigga. Nigga, you rapping 30 years, nigga. We can rap on the court. Like that ain't a.
Flip
You think, nigga?
Joe Budden
You can't get your doctorate it and be on the court. That's stupid. Him, he got too many hoodies. It's just time Consumption. You got the green with the pink.
Flip
You say you too coordinated.
Joe Budden
You too gorgeous. You're not coming to no Hoboken Park. The with me. Hoboken park, two weeks. That's it. Yo, prize picks. Prize picks. Prize picks. Prize picks. Prize picks. I love male ego in podcasting. No, for real.
Mark Lamont Hill
I don't even think.
Joe Budden
I don't even think podcasting could be done without male ego.
Flip
I'm be a Hoboken park every fucking day for the next two weeks.
Joe Budden
Running suicide.
Flip
Running suicides and shit. Mike and cable.
Joe Budden
God.
Cory
Right?
Joe Budden
Yo, what you just said is the equivalent of the rapper on tour trying to beef. You can't really do it. You on tour, you got all types of Candace Owens debates to be handsome.
Flip
I will let Donald Trump be fucking president. Sho beat me in basketball. I'm not saying. I'm not talking about shit else. For the next two weeks. I don't give a fuck what happened.
Joe Budden
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Ish
Okay, that's how.
Cory
What they playing?
Joe Budden
That's steep. I don't know. I'm never eating.
Cory
He been doing it, though.
Joe Budden
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Cory
I think I do, but, yeah, they.
Joe Budden
Play center, pound forward. Pretty odd.
Cory
I wasn't looking at the guys, but.
Flip
We need some woman energy in here, bro.
Cory
Yeah, I don't know about.
Joe Budden
Nigga, they don't.
Flip
I hear every.
Joe Budden
If I get some in here. If I get some in here, you get in trouble. If I get some in here, you get in trouble.
Parks
Exactly.
Joe Budden
Do we really need some more? I get some in here with a text. I'll get some in here. They just. They just left last night.
Parks
I said kryptonite.
Joe Budden
What the fuck you talking? They could get in here and then drop them a dive, and then you'll be gathering your briefcase for me to.
Mark Lamont Hill
Get out of here.
Joe Budden
Oh, my God.
Parks
I know. Can you edit that out?
Cory
Please?
Parks
Don't sit right here.
Joe Budden
Does anybody here want to talk about Andrew Reese, Shaq on Andrew Reese's podcast?
Flip
Yes, please. That was crazy. It was crazy.
Joe Budden
Yes.
Flip
It was fucking crazy.
Cory
Please, please, expound, Elaborate.
Flip
So it's really disappointing. I love Shaq. Shaq had Angel Reese on his podcast.
Joe Budden
No, I saw the background.
Flip
Right. He's on her podcast and he's talking about. He's being playful, talking about marketing ideas, you know, and he's like, you know, if you would wear those short shorts that y'all wore that you wore on wild'n out, your sales would go through the roof. Right? That's the basic gist of it.
Joe Budden
Right? Yeah.
Flip
And she's trying to cut them off. And I almost wish we could play it because, like, you gotta hear the discomfort. She tries to, like, end the conversation, change conversation. He says it again and she's kind of like, chill. Basically, the vibe is like, chill. I'm just saying.
Joe Budden
She said chill multiple times.
Flip
Yeah, she said chill multiple times. So for me, that is. It was just creepy to me and weird, like. And I'm not saying Shaq had bad intentions. Maybe he didn't. I don't know what's in Shaq's brain. He seems like a good dude every time I've seen him. He's a great dude, but he's too damn old for that shit. Angel Reese is 22.
Cory
She's young. Young.
Flip
She's young, young. I got kids older than Angel Reese. Angel Reese is 22 years old. Shaq is in. He's way older than me. He's in his 50s. You can't be talking to no young girl about her short shorts, especially when she's uncomfortable. And I'm not talking about if you. If it's a different situation, but she's uncomfortable and you too old for that shit. It felt creepy, and I think a lot of old heads should look at that video and realize that that's how we look when we be trying to holler at girls that's younger than our kids.
Mark Lamont Hill
I saw a lot of young girls tweeting, and shit was like, I hate when older dudes talk to me. It makes me feel like it was a whole bunch of them was just like, yo, somebody gets it. Like, I hate that shit. Like, bro, go talk to somebody else. Right.
Joe Budden
You lost me at the end of. At the last part of your statement, though, which was when older dudes try to holler at a younger girl. He.
Mark Lamont Hill
Not saying he did. I'm just saying.
Joe Budden
But that's what we're talking about right this second.
Flip
Yeah. I'm not saying he was trying to holler at you.
Joe Budden
This is someone that you invited on your podcast. This is someone who on air, referred to you as a sister.
Flip
Yes.
Joe Budden
So why is it the old guy talking to me in a creepy way, trying to holler or in a way that's making me uncomfortable, versus an older athlete who is probably the. One of the best at branding and marketing and doing the best doing commercial, right? Yeah, 100%. Why is it not that person giving me a great business idea?
Flip
You can give that idea.
Joe Budden
I'm just asking the question.
Flip
You can give that in a. You can give that in a different way. But I think it's important to read the room too. She was uncomfortable.
Cory
That part is.
Flip
My part she was not okay with. I'm not saying I don't think Shaq was trying to holler at her. I think he looks at her as a little sister or. And treats her as a mentor, and she looks at him as a mentor. But if your mentor is suddenly talking about your little ass shorts, that shit is weird.
Mark Lamont Hill
See, and that's where my problem kick in at right there. Because y'all know I am super Angel Reese Hive. Like, I don't even speak on something if she's not in a proper light, I won't even talk about it.
Joe Budden
Good.
Flip
I could have used you last week.
Mark Lamont Hill
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Mark Lamont Hill
But with all that being said, one of her biggest critiques about everybody Else is that she's being sexualized. What do you expect to happen? Not saying it's right or anything, but you don't see a lot of the other WNBA stars claim that they're being sexualized. You also don't see them the way she presents herself.
Cory
Yeah, people can.
Mark Lamont Hill
There is a correlation there.
Cory
You can't argue about being hypersexualized by society if you wear things that are basically like, wow, look at me in a sexual way.
Flip
I disagree. I think there is a correlation. However, if I am 22 years old and I'm wearing short shorts, I shouldn't be shocked that there's memes about me. I shouldn't be shocked that there's 28 year old men saying yo, Angel Reeves, blah blah blah, like that's all fair game because that's what you're signing up for. And there's nothing wrong with women being sexual and showing their bodies. They have a right to do that without being mistreated. We're not talking about mistreatment, I'm just establishing that so later on people don't say, well what about I agree, but a 50 plus year old man doing some creepy shit is not fair game just cause I'm wearing short shorts.
Mark Lamont Hill
It ain't just the short shorts or whatever. This ain't no one time thing I'm saying or whatever. That's my point.
Flip
No, no, she be outside and she wears shit that 22 year olds wear.
Mark Lamont Hill
Makes sure to show off my shit.
Flip
Yes, but what I'm saying is if.
Mark Lamont Hill
So people are gonna comment on that?
Joe Budden
Not just that.
Cory
So the 50 year old man now is supposed to be blind?
Flip
No, he's supposed to remember that he's a 52 year old man.
Joe Budden
But he did that by not sexualizing her and in turn giving her a grand business idea. And a few days later. I wish I knew the other young lady's name. The athlete girl she signed when her sexy pictures went out. A few days later she announced a brand deal.
Cory
The girl, Jada.
Ish
This kind of reminds me of the.
Cory
The Ethica deal. Yes, I think her name is Jada.
Joe Budden
And she got a deal for the gym clothes. So what would be the difference? Hey, it's the same thing we got on. I want to say that's Bill Maher's ass.
Ish
Yeah, that's just about the same.
Joe Budden
We got on Bill Maher's ass for the Hawk to a girl when he sounded like a creepy old man saying you should start a podcast and transfer your audience and do something with your notoriety. Not even a month later, she took his advice.
Cory
Her number two was, and she has.
Joe Budden
One of the top performing podcasts in the country.
Flip
So nothing wrong with giving advice. He sounded to people, including. I can't say what angel thought, but I know how she responded. She responded like she was uncomfortable. And the people watching.
Joe Budden
Let me hear you the mic.
Flip
Like Ice was saying, a lot of the women watching were like, oh, I know how that feels. I feel uncomfortable when that happens. We gotta take into consideration that what we're doing, regardless of our intentions, is making people. That has to matter. It's like when somebody say some racist shit, it's like, I didn't mean it to be racist. Yeah, but if we all felt like, yo, that was some racist shit, we might want to think about that.
Mark Lamont Hill
See where I shoot Shaq Some bell.
Joe Budden
In this, though, the word uncomfortable has turned into like.
Cory
Yeah, yeah.
Parks
Uncomfortable is a very, very overused.
Mark Lamont Hill
I shoot Shaq Bell because he kind of. All right, look, if you constantly gonna be out here showing up wearing the short shit, showing off, hey, dunk in it.
Cory
Make some money.
Mark Lamont Hill
Make some money off of it. That's. Now, once she responded and showed that she was visually uncomfortable with that, I would have left it alone.
Flip
Right, true.
Mark Lamont Hill
I would have left that alone. I'm not mad at him saying that, though. It's like your dog. It's like when somebody tell you, if you're gonna be out here shaking your ass and show yo, go get paid.
Parks
He probably looked at it as an OG that even if you say you uncover. I'm just telling you what I'm telling you.
Joe Budden
And, you know, I'm not trying to make and know why. Mad at the Internet. The Internet react without considering people's lineups. Like, Shaq Roster. Don't say to me that he gotta be on air trying to bag or make Andrew Reese uncomfortable.
Flip
I don't think he's trying.
Joe Budden
It don't seem like.
Flip
I don't think he's trying.
Cory
I'm agreeing, but he should be able.
Joe Budden
To recognize that and pivot.
Flip
That's all. That's all I'm saying.
Parks
Sometimes. Hold on, hold on. Wait, wait, stop. Sometimes the older nature, when they telling you something, they don't give a how they make you feel. It's just from the area they come from.
Flip
And that's a problem. That's a problem.
Parks
That's not the intent. It's like, yo, chill, Ma. I'm trying to tell you something. You should do this. Can you imagine this?
Joe Budden
I'm with him a little bit. Good advice is good advice. Whether you uncomfortable with it or not. This will be true.
Mark Lamont Hill
But I have to ask. Well, first off, who. Who are you to just volunteer this advice? I didn't do that. It matter.
Joe Budden
You asked somebody that I. And that's his mentor, and that is my answer. I'm Shaquille O. Fucking Neal. True.
Cory
And if I'm looking at you like little sis. Right. Cause I'm agreeing with everything I said. I think Shaq had great intentions. But if I'm looking at you like lil sis, no little sister wants to imagine big bro looking at my ass in the booty shorts.
Joe Budden
Boom.
Cory
That's gonna make me feel uncomfortable.
Flip
There's no trust, I think.
Parks
Oh, man, I hear what you saying. Ish.
Joe Budden
Then stop calling me little sis and let me stop calling you big bro. Cause if I'm giving you sound advice and you think I'm imagining you and your fucking booty shorts dunking a ball, then we're not having the same conversation.
Mark Lamont Hill
And you know where else this gets tricky? She's Reebok. Signed to reebok. Shaq and AI are like VPs. Yeah. So now, basically. Yeah, but now you don't.
Flip
You.
Cory
You can't.
Mark Lamont Hill
In today's society, you can't be sitting here making folks uncomfortable, and they work for you, damn near you. You opening up yourself to some other shit now.
Flip
I mean, there's a legal piece to it. You're 100% right.
Joe Budden
Everybody out. Everybody in society today, honestly, y'all are right. Should have comfort, but it's also a.
Flip
Way to do it. Joe, look at it like this. Look at it like this, right? Think about it like this. Think about it like this. If Shaq were having that same conversation with one of Kobe's daughters, right? You think he would have said it that same way?
Parks
He wouldn't have a conversation like that with Kobe's daughters.
Joe Budden
And nor would he have said it the same way. Kobe's daughters are not podcasters, and they're.
Mark Lamont Hill
Not out there posting in.
Flip
I'm saying in the same.
Mark Lamont Hill
They're sexualizing themselves like she's doing.
Flip
No, I'm saying. I'm saying my point was, under the same circumstances, there are people who he would have treated differently in that way. In the same way that if one of my daughters was up here, none of y'all would have been like, yeah, them little ass shorts, y'all would have. What you might have said to my daughter.
Joe Budden
Right?
Flip
I would imagine you would say. You would say.
Joe Budden
You would say.
Flip
When you say, yo, all y'all young girl. All y'all kids out there dressing all crazy and stuff. Why don't you. Why don't you use that. Those same outfits to make some money, right? That's different than I saw you. Them little ass shorts, girl. It's the energy. It's not the advice that I'm criticizing.
Mark Lamont Hill
But that could also go. It's the way that could also speak to their level of comfort.
Joe Budden
True.
Mark Lamont Hill
If I talk to you like that and we fly like that, I might say it that way.
Flip
But a lot of times the problem is old men become predators in that way. You know, a lot of OGs got this little sis, and they little sis till they get little drinks, and next thing you know, they try and hit. You know what I'm saying? A lot of times that happens, or people pretend to be old heads till it's time to hit.
Joe Budden
I'm not gonna disagree with that, but I'm gonna keep this in context. We don't know that. We don't know Shaquille O'Neal to have a history of that.
Parks
He don't.
Joe Budden
And this is Shaquille O'Neal we're talking about.
Flip
But that's my point.
Joe Budden
Also, also, all of that you said is speculative because we do not know that under the same exact pretenses, he would advice to Kobe's daughter. If all things were alike, if Kobe's daughter was running around. Rest in peace. To rest in peace. Mamba. If Kobe's daughter is running around in a certain manner, presenting herself in a certain manner, and has a podcast to discuss all things culture and lifestyle related, then, yeah, hey, I might give that advice. Hey, if I have your daughter on and she's doing all of those things, I could believe that I'm giving great advice to my man's daughter, who I love.
Flip
I think you would. I don't think you said that.
Joe Budden
I would be looking at it like I'm trying to do some creepy shit with Mark's daughter. Even that even sounds creepy.
Flip
Exactly. But that's my point. It's not the advice. It's the delivery. And at that moment, he didn't sound like big bro. He sounded like just a regular nigga talking to a young girl. And that's the point. I don't. Let me be clear. I don't think Shaq had.
Joe Budden
That's true. Then never speak to him again.
Flip
I don't think Shaq had bad intentions. I think sometimes two things happen. One, one, you get too comfortable, and two, sometimes we don't realize how old we are. We Forget literally how old we are. We've been hollering at 20 year olds our whole life. At 25, 30. And then when we get too old to holler 20 year olds and 25 year olds, we still talk like we young. And we not young. We too old for that.
Cory
Niggas still think they don't.
Flip
That's what I'm saying. I don't think Shaq had a bad intention at all. I just like, just check. Just pay attention and read the room. That's all I'm saying.
Joe Budden
I think we can all agree on the read the room aspect of that. Yeah, for sure. If she's uncomfortable. Uncomfortable, then leave it alone.
Flip
That's it.
Joe Budden
That. That's it. There's no point in trying to rationalize your thinking in that moment. She's uncomfortable. Pivot. That's your little sister. You don't want to be uncomfortable.
Ish
You can reword too. You know what I'm saying? My bad.
Flip
Yeah. Didn't mean it like that.
Ish
Like this. Yeah.
Flip
That's all I'm saying.
Joe Budden
Yeah, I agree. Yeah. I don't have. No, no.
Cory
I'm just saying. No, it's funny. I hit the nail on the head. You talking about this basketball. We talking about this basketball is old and we really do forget how old. Like I'll see nowadays. This is funny. Like a lady might be 51, 52. Guessing right. You'll just see an older lady, you know, she 50 something. Like, damn, she a good looking older woman.
Joe Budden
Nigga, you three years behind and she was in high school to get record you right there.
Cory
We don't. And we look good. So we don't look at ourselves like we them old niggas, dog.
Mark Lamont Hill
We right.
Flip
We old as shit. So let me ask you a question. What's the youngest age?
Joe Budden
If we.
Flip
I know we not single, right? But if we. But just in terms of age appropriateness for our age, if we was trying to holler, what's the cutoff? That's what I'm asking.
Joe Budden
To fuck or to date?
Flip
That's a great question. Either. Either or.
Joe Budden
Y'all want me to jump off?
Flip
There might be two numbers.
Cory
You go first.
Parks
26.
Joe Budden
To be intimate with for me would probably be if she real fine. 28, 27. Might could get it done, too. I wouldn't tell nobody. I wouldn't tell nobody.
Flip
Red flag.
Joe Budden
To date. 36 and up for me. 36 and up for me. Really? For sure. My day. I don't have the time to listen to what the young bitch tells me. Yeah, I don't I still talk to some of them.
Cory
It's a migraine to date for me. I think a 34 year old with her head on, right? I would date them to pop.
Joe Budden
34 with a portfolio.
Cory
No, she don't even gotta have no bread. She just gotta have a. You know what I mean? Like be a well grounded woman to pop late 20s.
Joe Budden
If you fire, you get it, you know, it's funny. Well, I don't want to deprive y'all of y'all chance to answer parts playing example watch. I don't have Apple watch. Oh, your Rolex. I'm not in the gym, yo. You used to be Apple watch gay.
Ish
But I'm not in the gym no more.
Joe Budden
I'd like for you Ice and flip to also answer before I move on to date. This is a real like a little dude cast.
Mark Lamont Hill
It really is the third 31 to date to pop. 25.
Joe Budden
How old are you?
Flip
How old are you? I'm 40.
Mark Lamont Hill
41.
Joe Budden
Okay, third trick's 40, 41.
Cory
Now flip is 37.
Joe Budden
Yes.
Parks
26 for me to pop. Maybe 25 might be 24.
Cory
20.
Parks
No, no, no, no, no. They get annoying at 37. They get annoying. They get annoying. And to be in a relationship with probably 31. 31.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ish
My numbers would probably be around ISIS. 25 ish to pop and probably 30.
Cory
30 ish to be in a relationship.
Joe Budden
You know, the hill I'm dying on in my relationship is I'd say it's okay, it's okay.
Ish
We all get in trouble.
Joe Budden
We have understanding and this is a bold move, but it's an old nigga move. I'm dying on the hill of yo, dawg. I don't wanna hear no more about women. Because with or without you, I'm not running in the field to just be captain fuck everybody. That's not where my goals are.
Cory
Single, yeah, just single.
Joe Budden
It's not about you, it's about me. That ain't what I'm trying to do. That ain't what I'm focused on. And ain't nothing about that like. And this is another one that gets tricky. I could spot the girl that physically, yeah, maybe I would do something with. But I don't have the wherewithal or the energy to pursue that or deal with what comes with after I fuck that girl. It ain't about you, yo. It ain't about you. I don't wanna talk about girls. No, I don't talk to me about girls when there's a real reason to talk to Me about girls. Now, granted, I've given a real reason. That's what the problem don't go on my phone.
Mark Lamont Hill
I'm just saying that's what I'm Be.
Joe Budden
The piece that you want to see.
Flip
Toxic Poetry.
Cory
We want to see.
Joe Budden
I think it's also honest. I don't believe that the men that the women say that they are looking for if they have to deal with a 24. 7. Hawkeye. I don't believe there's a man that you're going to not find something to anger you. If you are, if you have your man under constant exposure and scrutiny, you'll see that your man says hi to the male lady in the morning in a way different that you would like him to think. If you're looking, you'll see that. Hey. Fucking your dog.
Cory
You think that come with an insecurity attached?
Ish
Yes.
Joe Budden
No. Peace. A little bit. I think that. I think it could be some insecurity. I think every person's individual history has to play a part in that upbringing. Parents, how you were raised, siblings, attention you've received, whether you've had, whether you've not had. I think a lot of variables come into play with how somebody handles a certain. A certain response. Bro.
Ish
I dated a girl that got mad with the way I talked to waitresses.
Joe Budden
Same.
Cory
I just think. I think all of that shit is immaturity.
Ish
I'm just ordering burgers.
Joe Budden
Yeah, but then they'll say to you. But then they'll say to you. There's a difference between insecurity, insecure, and territory real. Is it?
Ish
No.
Flip
Where is it?
Ish
It's the same.
Mark Lamont Hill
Yeah.
Joe Budden
It's not true. There's a difference.
Flip
Sometimes it's insecurity, sometimes it's us. Like, I had a situation like you. Like, I had a girl, this is my 20s, where I was. I mean, I was. She was like, why you staring at Alicia Keys so hard? I was like, she fine.
Joe Budden
I was.
Flip
We were watching the Grammys.
Parks
She was before tv.
Flip
On tv.
Ish
Oh, no.
Joe Budden
Oh, yeah. No.
Mark Lamont Hill
I'm not arguing about not knowing tv.
Flip
That was our last week together. It was like, I can't do nothing about that. They ain't got to do.
Cory
I have nothing to do. See, that'd be my thing.
Joe Budden
Like, a lot of times, that's insecurity.
Cory
Nobody has anything to do with that. And even to your point, when you saying it's a whole bunch of stuff that they've endured or went through in their life, fam. If you're not willing to heal those things, I Can't take on that.
Flip
Right.
Cory
I just can't.
Parks
That's easier said than done.
Cory
I can't.
Joe Budden
If you love somebody, then you volunteer to be on their healing journey with them.
Parks
But.
Cory
So let me ask you. Let me ask you this. So you responsible for how long that journey takes?
Joe Budden
Responsible, no. Responsible to stay Responsible. No. Invested in, yes. Responsible, no.
Mark Lamont Hill
But you don't always know.
Joe Budden
Yeah, that's. That's your choice. But you have a certain responsibility to invest in your. You have decided to invest in your partner. So whatever your partner is troubled with or having a hard time over, that's a part of the journey.
Mark Lamont Hill
That's right.
Joe Budden
Cool.
Mark Lamont Hill
So you.
Cory
Right.
Mark Lamont Hill
But you also.
Cory
You also have serious.
Parks
A lot of us. But hold on. But wait. A lot of us are insecure, too.
Flip
True.
Parks
Men are insecure.
Flip
True.
Parks
Like, we got our own. When n start going some women's phones.
Cory
That'S insecurity on that motherfucker.
Parks
Some of us can mask it more. Some of us can mask it better. And some of us, you know, use little tricks and trades to cover it up. But a lot of niggas is insecure as well.
Cory
That's. It wasn't even agenda theory.
Parks
If you walk by your girl phone or you walk by on the phone, you may even look. You not hoping to see anything. You make you be looking. But it may cross your mind. Like, yo, she. Sometimes it does.
Joe Budden
Like, at this point, I don't care what my girl has seen in my phone. And trust me, she has seen everything in the phone shit that I don't even know about. You've seen enough to now know that I ain't fucking nobody.
Flip
Right. She might not like your interactions.
Joe Budden
She may not like what she's seeing in there, but she could tell the type of time I'm on by looking at how the correspondence goes here.
Flip
And that's what I'm saying. Like, part of that shit is us. Some of it is people's insecurities and pain. It's all true. And sometimes, like, they know us better than we know ourselves.
Mark Lamont Hill
Or sometimes we've given them reasons.
Flip
That's what I mean.
Mark Lamont Hill
Like, you've done. Like you said, your girl's seen shit in your phone. She's seen it all. So, yeah, she might say this nigga might still be up to it or something. So now I'm gonna keep checking.
Cory
I think that's not.
Mark Lamont Hill
Some people do that, bro.
Cory
I'm not.
Mark Lamont Hill
I'm not.
Cory
Because they and you not going nowhere, you know.
Mark Lamont Hill
Right.
Cory
So if you seen me do from A to Z and you not going nowhere, then what the fuck are we gonna keep arguing over me reciting the alphabets for? If, you know, no matter what you find you not going nowhere, you basically setting us up for turmoil and more drama and more trouble.
Flip
But you know what they think?
Joe Budden
Well, my response to that is, yeah, that. But you treating me like I won't go nowhere. You playing with me now. Me not going nowhere is my decision. What? The things that I choose to stay and leave for are different. But what you not gonna do is wave that little bus ticket in my face.
Cory
No, nobody said that.
Joe Budden
And play with me in a way that I won't leave for.
Cory
We don't know that's not our decision to make.
Joe Budden
But actually, I just told my girl, I said, yo, all the shit that you have caught me doing, like, I want you to know I made the decision as a man before I did it and said, nah, my girl is not leaving me because I text such and such this or because you saw me and such and such go bowling. Like, you kind of the same way. They know us, we know them.
Flip
Right.
Joe Budden
I think we had that. We did have that important conversation. I know what believable offenses are for sure for my partner now. And that's where I align with some of what you're saying is if it's not on the leavable offenses, then don't migraine me to death. But I'm not gonna try to remove her right to have a voice and be expressive. I want her to feel comfortable to be expressive with me.
Mark Lamont Hill
That's not what I'm saying.
Joe Budden
When the bartender's getting my dick hard and she doing the bend over, lift my shit up in the air like, come on. All right, go ahead. Go ahead. You got it.
Flip
I think sometime. I think sometime what's happening is it's like when police circle a block where they know people selling drugs, right? They're not gonna lock nobody up, right? And they know you selling drugs, but they, like, just don't disrespect us. We just try to patrol the area to keep things limited.
Mark Lamont Hill
True.
Cory
It's cops that we know. That'll be like, yo, dog, not tonight.
Flip
And that's kind of what's happening.
Cory
And you say, pack it up and I'm going home.
Flip
And what you describing sounds like that to me. Like, I'm not leaving you for this shit, she said. But, like, you know, like, just chill. Like, I'm seeing this shit. The text, I'm seeing this. It's like managing this shit. Cause they're hoping. I'm not saying it's right. I'm saying they hoping that they could limit our behaviors if we can, you know, if we notice somebody's always watching.
Parks
But what if it's the other way around, right? What if she was. What if that was her response? Yo, I know you ain't gonna leave me because some nigga I'm cool with some that's saying that, oh, you got a nice body. Or I'm cool with some that like to come around me or I'm cool with an employee that I go out with to lunch. Like, what if it was the other way around? It's girl.
Cory
It's girls that do.
Parks
I know, I'm just. I'm not accepting that. Yeah, but the I do listen. Hey, hypocrite.
Joe Budden
Here.
Parks
Stop hypocrisy. The I do play around. My wife can't do it. Are you serious at all? I'm not accepting that ass.
Mark Lamont Hill
He said at all.
Parks
At all. I'm not. I'm not with me Trevor Robinson Jr. I stand on this hill alone. I'm not with it. I believe in double standards and I believe to be a self proclaimed hypocrite. I don't like it. I feel different. Her tolerance level is better than mine and that's why I respect her.
Cory
Master manipulator. You said you're a master manipulator and a narcissist.
Joe Budden
You can't say that. Stupid.
Mark Lamont Hill
That's what it is all the time.
Joe Budden
But you can't say that part. Her tolerance is so much better than mine.
Parks
Listen, she would see something.
Joe Budden
Girls be smart. Listen.
Parks
But Joe, listen, she would.
Mark Lamont Hill
Yo, we can't take half this. We don't put our girls.
Parks
She would see something and hold it down for mad long.
Joe Budden
But we don't pick a girl that's going to put us through what we put them through.
Flip
But listen, we can also like not do, right?
Parks
Hold on, Mark.
Joe Budden
You shut up. Listen, she's not even here today.
Flip
Damn.
Joe Budden
Mark, you don't do shit. No.
Flip
Honest to God.
Parks
He told me. I asked him the same thing privately. He don't. This is what I said.
Flip
No, this is what I tell you. This is what I tell you.
Joe Budden
I see through that political shit. I know the political way to do the versus shit that I be doing.
Flip
So.
Joe Budden
So if we go have a real talk.
Flip
This is the real talk. Real talk, real talk.
Parks
He's the wizard master with the words.
Joe Budden
I don't you be showing your intelligence. Sometimes the bitches that don't need to see it Facts. Yes you do.
Parks
And you know what it do facts.
Joe Budden
And you know what affected it has. That's a fact. You smart are getting it off.
Cory
Come on, dog.
Parks
And on top of that, you teaching your son to speak Spanish first. As an English, we know all those tricks.
Flip
As an English, As a that speak.
Parks
English, you speak in Spanish.
Cory
Let me ask you this. Can you be held responsible for the things that you just casually and normally doing and how somebody is affected by it?
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Cory
Huh?
Joe Budden
Unfortunately, yeah.
Flip
Yes.
Joe Budden
Yes. My answer's yes.
Flip
That's my answer too. That's all I'm saying.
Cory
Like we can so you dumb down around pretty chicks.
Flip
Me, Me. I can hear you. No, I don't see pretty women. I don't see this nigga's. I'm joking, I'm joking.
Parks
I just want to make flip, man.
Flip
I'm just trying to trip.
Parks
I'm with you, yo.
Joe Budden
I'm fire. Yeah, but you crock a shit.
Flip
Ow.
Parks
Oh, he reversed it on ears. You been waiting to get.
Joe Budden
No, he ain't like that basketball shit.
Flip
He's still mad about that shit.
Joe Budden
But I'm only talking about in this conversation and I'm getting that from the way he presented that question.
Cory
Uh huh.
Joe Budden
I agree with Mark here. Not on the I don't see pretty women.
Flip
Damn joking.
Joe Budden
The fuck is he talking about? But yes, I present myself around pretty women in a way that is not so desirable. And I turn off my bag.
Flip
Yes, that's what I'm saying.
Joe Budden
You maybe don't turn your bag off. And I think that you are responsible for what comes your way when you don't turn your bag off.
Parks
This shit on autopilot. He can't turn this shit off.
Joe Budden
You have to turn that off sometimes though.
Flip
You gotta turn it off.
Joe Budden
You have to turn it off sometimes. When I went to fucking girls love R and B, I didn't say a word to nobody.
Cory
What that matter?
Joe Budden
It was to your question that you asked Mark.
Cory
It doesn't matter. Cause the way somebody walks in a room, the way they present themselves, they already speaks before they ever open their fucking mouth. And the fact that you are you talking to me right now?
Joe Budden
You.
Cory
Me.
Joe Budden
Please continue.
Cory
I'm going get another T shirt and say this is me on it.
Joe Budden
Joe, I don't think much of you.
Cory
When you walk in a room. When you walk in a room, the fact that you go over there to the corner and you don't say somebody say to nothing to nobody. That is saying.
Parks
He'S right about that.
Cory
It could be 70 dimes over there. The fact that you walk in and you ignore the 70 when all the other sharks is over there in their face, that speaks.
Flip
No, but there's another step right now. After you do that mysterious shit. They walk over to talk to you.
Joe Budden
Thank you, Mark.
Flip
And then you double down or you press up on it. You double down and do what? But if he walks over, double down and do what?
Joe Budden
Thank you, Mark.
Cory
What do you double down and do when they walk over and talk to you? You don't engage.
Joe Budden
Mad. Mad dry.
Flip
That's me too mad. That's me too short mad.
Joe Budden
I don't want to talk mad.
Mark Lamont Hill
Maybe that's a new joke.
Joe Budden
I ain't been out with exchanging a phone number. You're right. No, I'm not. Dm. When you send a dm. Oh, my God. It was so great meeting you. I'm leaving it on Brett. Yes. Let me tell you what the therapist told me when me and Shorty went next.
Cory
No, he's moving to goal post.
Joe Budden
No, I'm not.
Mark Lamont Hill
Yes, you are.
Joe Budden
I hate when you do that. You always say that when you get in your ass beat, I'm winning this. I don't see it. I do. Why do you think I'm moving to goal post, fam?
Cory
Because nobody said nothing about when they engaging you in conversation.
Joe Budden
You said Mark did. Mark continued your scenario. You are naming.
Mark Lamont Hill
Hold on, let me talk.
Joe Budden
You are naming things that we carry with us. So, yes, you are right to the therapist's point.
Cory
He said he dumb his down.
Parks
You said you dumbed down.
Cory
How you walk in a room, you don't go over there and you don't speak to no girls.
Joe Budden
We advanced it with you. Skip that. We are advancing it with you. Yes. We come in like that. Your point is? They see that and it's still attractive.
Cory
Cool.
Joe Budden
In the next steps to that. Our border's closed, Right?
Flip
We carry a different.
Joe Budden
We saying our border's closed.
Cory
Mine is closed from the rip. Keep going.
Parks
Mine too, dog.
Cory
If I engage with somebody, that's out of politeness and kindness. That don't mean I'm trying to fuck you. I'm being polite.
Joe Budden
Me and Mark is saying that we not so kind, Right?
Parks
It depends on how you engage, too.
Mark Lamont Hill
And that could be bad.
Joe Budden
Me and Mark are saying we not so kind.
Mark Lamont Hill
That could be bad. It's the whole, I'm engaging. Cause I'm polite and kind. You like to talk. I do get to having a conversation.
Flip
Yo, let me tell you something.
Joe Budden
Hold on.
Mark Lamont Hill
You better talk.
Joe Budden
Let freeze talk.
Mark Lamont Hill
Now having a conversation with her.
Joe Budden
Yo, you start exchanging your favorite author.
Cory
Y'all is podcasting right now. We all know if we want to something they. What y'all talking about. I'm tired of y'all sitting up here acting like y'all is the boy Scouts. When I meet a girl, if she engages with me and I want to her, she's ish.
Parks
Yeah, but you choose not to.
Joe Budden
Exactly.
Cory
The point is, it's up to us to not want to this ish.
Parks
If the girl wanna fuck you, Joe.
Cory
It'S nothing you can do to calm that down.
Parks
Except you don't have to engage.
Flip
You ain't gotta engage.
Joe Budden
Flip, let me give it to him. Cause we end up saying the same thing, the same way that you say. And I've said to my girl plenty of times, hey, ma, stop talking about me about this. You know, if I wanted to fuck, she'd be fucked. The flip side of that coin is when you don't wanna fuck. That's abundantly clear as well. True. Me and Mark are on that side of the coin, no matter how attractive our walk in was to Shorty. True. I'm sure with a million chicks in that girl's love karaoke shit that would have loved to fucking go home. Guess what? I'm sitting here like this. I'm drinking my drink. I'm walking out. I'm going home to bed.
Cory
Family told the story about a girl.
Joe Budden
You go in and get the.
Cory
I came in here and told the story about a girl that was literally damn near sitting in my lap in the spot. And she was pretty n. I ain't pop.
Joe Budden
I don't wanna pop you with also annoying. So now what is your profile when the girl is not so annoying, not so unattractive all the way in your lane. Business up. Network up. Are you pulling out your hey, I'm attractive bag? My answer is yes versus what I do, which is, bitch, get the fuck away from me. No matter how much I might want to do something to you. That's decide me and Marcon, bro, I'm.
Cory
Not being rude to nobody, period.
Joe Budden
Oh, see, I.
Cory
That's one. And number two. You talking to me. Yo. One, you not rude to everybody. That's a lie. And then number two, and it's not really rude. It's more cold and not. And not. And not just that sometimes the rudeness to the real baddie.
Joe Budden
The real baddie. I keep trying to use my.
Flip
No, I'm not.
Parks
No, no, no.
Cory
Sometimes the rudeness to the real baddie is eternal.
Parks
It is.
Flip
That's why you walk out the door. And if you get that DM later, you don't answer it. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Flip
And that's how I move.
Joe Budden
Ian Dunlap just came here two weeks ago and said. Yo, I said to Mouse, I don't know. I said to Joe, I don't know how you do it. He said, yo, we went out, we went to Bergola. We sat at the bar, it happened. And you. Man, that was impressive. I don't know how you do it. That takes discipline. That takes a certain type of backbone.
Parks
Yo, I seen him ignore. I see. I seen him ignore. Yo, know how I forgot about that? At the ball, when they was looking, I'm like, yo. And he was like, he looks straight. I seen him do that.
Joe Budden
Niggas that go out with me, like, for real, you know, I don't play them games.
Parks
I see that. You're right. You're right about that.
Joe Budden
I got it. If I'm willing to play the game for me, that mean I'm willing to have the fight with my girl about you. And I ain't. And I ain't a lot of y'all.
Parks
Hey, yo, listen. But at the same time, like I said earlier, our women have better tolerance level than us. I need y'all to hear this, because my wife would see something and hold it down and play it cool for mad weeks and bring it up out of nowhere. That's tolerance. That's patience.
Joe Budden
Not me.
Parks
I see. Yo, what the fuck, nigga? The whole house, everybody cutting downstairs. Jr, Nico, Princess, let's go. Family meeting. I can't. So that's what I'm saying. And also, when I realize that her tolerance level is strong, it makes me think about myself. Like, damn, I gotta do a little better, or I don't wanna present this. Cause I know that if she did this, I wouldn't like it.
Flip
That's all I was saying.
Cory
1000%.
Parks
That's all I was saying. That's a revelation. That's me.
Flip
Right?
Parks
But at the same.
Flip
But that means not be a hypocrite, right?
Parks
But I am a hypocrite, because I still feel like. I still feel like. Listen, I'm loyal. No, no, no, no, no. I'm loyal to the. Hold on.
Flip
Wait, wait, wait.
Parks
Hold on, Corey. I'm loyal to the cause. I'm loyal to the content. I'm gonna do whatever it is to make it entertaining. You and I are not in the same field, but at the same time, we can't we can't help. I can't. Hmm. I don't want to say this. Cause I got in trouble for this bitch. Who? My wife.
Joe Budden
You, nigga.
Parks
Never her.
Joe Budden
You always never her.
Parks
I can't. Cause I'm kind of responsible, but I can't be held responsible for her feelings. But I am. But I'm not. Whatever she feel is internally, I am, but I'm not. That's what I'm saying.
Flip
No, you is, man.
Joe Budden
You are.
Flip
You can make all the way.
Parks
Because you have to be one with yourself to understand that. I know what this is, and I know what he's doing. I know if, like, you see this, it's coming. He's coming home every night and things are. I'm not sleeping over. I'm not doing anything. I'm not having sex with anybody else. So you have to understand that whatever I do, and if you do hear something outside on this podcast, it's pure performative. I put myself out there.
Flip
Yeah.
Mark Lamont Hill
I don't even do that. Well, he subscribes to.
Flip
Yeah, but then, but then. But listen, clear. I got instructions initially.
Joe Budden
Do not embarrass me.
Parks
Hey, yo, Freeze. Listen. Initially, initially, initially, she was fine with it. But then when you come on a big broadcast now, people. Initially, she's like, back to her. Yeah. She's like, I hear about it. I hear you arguing about, you ain't do this.
Joe Budden
Cool.
Parks
I believe you because you was home this time. Now it's a bigger broadcast. Yo, your husband said. She said to me the other day, you think, Cause I don't watch the show, I don't hear what's been going on. And on Patreon, I laughed, but it came out of nowhere, nigga. I said, like, weeks ago. But my argument was, I'm loyal to the cause.
Joe Budden
See, I'll say this in closing, because we do need to move on.
Mark Lamont Hill
Yeah.
Joe Budden
And I feel all of that. Our wives and girls have more tolerance for shit than we do. I feel that and understand that point. In mine, I argue the exact opposite. In mine, I argue I'm pretty tolerable with a lot of shit. I'm not gonna hold you. I have unconventional. You do non traditional views.
Mark Lamont Hill
That's true.
Joe Budden
So when she says, hey, would you like it if I did such and such and such and such and such. It's not a valid argument for you, I say. She says, no, you wouldn't. No, you wouldn't like that. You would do xyz. I say, how do you know that? Have you ever come to me and Said or presented some of the things that I've presented you with. She says, no. I said, then don't tell me what I'm okay with and what I'm not okay with until you try me. And she said, well, I don't want to do those things that you want to do.
Mark Lamont Hill
All right, well, that's.
Joe Budden
Then let's keep the conversation where it is.
Parks
This thing is good.
Joe Budden
I've dated bartenders. I've dated the only fans. I've dated girls that had husbands. I've dated girls that had families. I've dated women that have lied to me for years. I've dated girls that left me and cheated with a. With more money. Cheated with a. With a bigger dick. Cheated over here. I never had that unconventional things. Yeah. I mean, so. I mean, I'm experienced enough to. Where you. Not this. You're not about to present me with something that's out of my wheelhouse. And I'd like us to both feel comfortable coming to say whatever we into now. I'm with updating our relationship rules. Just cause you was who you was when we met don't mean that that's who you are today. So let's hit update. Let's hit the update button.
Flip
But y'all just gotta have that conversation.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Flip
Some N. Update on their end and.
Joe Budden
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's foul. That's.
Cory
Forget to push reset on the other.
Joe Budden
Not with that. I'm not with that. I'm not with that. Baby, if you listen. I love you. I know you listen. Music.
Ish
Let's do it.
Joe Budden
Yeah, let's do it, man. Let's get to some music, man. Happy to have big freeze back for the music.
Mark Lamont Hill
I'm happy to be back and. I'm happy to be back and. Hey, something good. Dropped it.
Joe Budden
Did.
Mark Lamont Hill
You good over there.
Joe Budden
Algae. Oh, yes. Do it. I'm sorry. Is it that black people Pollen. What? You just called it pollen. I don't know what pollen is. Pollen, you on the air.
Mark Lamont Hill
Oh, man. But yeah, T. Tyler dropped this new album, Chropia, on Monday, which I love. I loved it.
Joe Budden
Absolutely love Monday morning love. Yeah.
Ish
Nice to wake up on a good Monday morning, have some new tunes.
Mark Lamont Hill
Did y'all get a chance to listen to it?
Ish
I have no. Couple times.
Mark Lamont Hill
Yeah. I've listened quite a few times. I love this album.
Joe Budden
One time just once.
Mark Lamont Hill
Holding.
Joe Budden
Yeah. So I don't. I don't want to. I just want to make sure you heard the whole album. Breakdown, man. I've heard it once.
Mark Lamont Hill
Okay.
Ish
I like some of It. I love some of it. I don't like some of it. Overall, I think it's a really good project.
Mark Lamont Hill
Yeah, Overall this is a great project for me. It starts off. I like the production. I saw a lot of people complaining about the product, but for me, this felt like Tyler stepping out of the usual beats that he usually rap on. And I feel.
Ish
Eh, go ahead.
Mark Lamont Hill
I appreciate that.
Ish
I feel like it was kind of a throwback at the beginning. Like he got in his like, punk, odd future kind of bag with like the distorted bass and, you know, aggressive kind of sound. And then he got into his more Igor esque bag with the alternative R and B foreli spacey later.
Mark Lamont Hill
I I.
Ish
Which I love.
Mark Lamont Hill
I enjoyed the shit.
Joe Budden
Tag me in when you're ready to kill the production.
Mark Lamont Hill
I ain't killing the production.
Ish
I like the production for the most part, except for the.
Joe Budden
There's a couple that I'll wait for. Y'all finishing?
Mark Lamont Hill
Yeah, it's a couple that I was like.
Joe Budden
Yeah. But overall.
Mark Lamont Hill
I'm just speaking overall as a project into.
Joe Budden
Pause.
Mark Lamont Hill
Yeah. I was pleased with the production. I liked this. Felt like Tyler trying to step out.
Joe Budden
Yes, I agree.
Mark Lamont Hill
Even though he's a. I mean, he's a star. So it felt like a more commercial step out.
Joe Budden
Really?
Mark Lamont Hill
Like.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Mark Lamont Hill
Even though even the sexy red Glorilla Wayne record, it doesn't feel like typical Tyler.
Ish
I feel like. It feels like I feature Tyler a little bit. A little chaotic, a little punk kind of.
Mark Lamont Hill
I'm just talking about going out collabing with these people on these. This type of a song. Gotcha does. This is not. It felt like a commercial.
Joe Budden
Commercial show felt like Tyler trying to be Khed. It felt to me like Tyler complaining about everything that he won on the him versus Khed argument. To me.
Ish
This the album or just that song? No, there's no other.
Joe Budden
The album. The album. It sounded like him. Pharrell and Jerry Carmichael had a mushroom party. That's what the production sounded like. I love the production for him. I understand the story. I understand the story. It did sound like he was maturing. And I don't have nothing negative to say. I love who Tyler is as a person. I feel like he's becoming like the odd future version of me somehow than just like some of his takes and his stance on hip hop. So I love that. And I feel like he's already served me with the. What was the album with Kid Capri? Drama. Drama album.
Mark Lamont Hill
Call me a few albums.
Joe Budden
Igor, some of the older. I like my Tyler hard Paul, like, I like hard rapping. Hip hop influenced me. Tyler, once he started getting into his Jaden Smith production bag, count me out.
Mark Lamont Hill
See, I appreciated it. I'm just the opposite. Like, I heard those records and I was like, oh shit, this is something. Again, I'm not flowers. Super, super, super versed in Tyler. Like, I don't go to all of the projects or anything, but I just appreciated it was something different than the same type of. Like you said, the distorted beat. Like it wasn't that. No, he tried something different and he made great concept records.
Flip
And that's what I was gonna say. For me, it sounds like. And I only listen to it once. It sounds like it's an album I will go back to when I'm in a. When I want a vibe. It's not an album. I would go back to when I wanna listen to hip hop.
Ish
For sure.
Mark Lamont Hill
They got some of that on there for me though.
Flip
Pretty good.
Joe Budden
It's like two or three.
Ish
I really love the hey Jane, I killed you Judge Judy segment.
Joe Budden
That. That run was my favorite run. Yeah, that.
Ish
That journey debating abortion with his self as the girl was incredible to me. That beat on I killed. I don't know how you know, it was a.
Joe Budden
It was like a four song story in there somewhere, darling.
Mark Lamont Hill
Like all of that.
Ish
That sound like a drum beat that you'll be into.
Mark Lamont Hill
I gotta work, I gotta eat. If they see you on top of me, I gotta leave.
Flip
Which I killed you.
Joe Budden
Your natural state is threatening that I.
Flip
Point at myself and self esteem.
Joe Budden
No. Finding out. This was one of the joints that I heard before the album came out.
Mark Lamont Hill
Okay. I think this was like in that teaser or something.
Joe Budden
Yeah, yeah. So that was. I love that joint. I came on here and said it. I love that. But the rest of the album, I feel like he. That was some trick marketing that he did. The rest of that I'm not. Miss me with the Pharrell, with all of the happy Pharrell shit. I'm cool. I'm cool on that production.
Mark Lamont Hill
I enjoyed this. I was sitting there with the ugly face with some of this shit like.
Joe Budden
God damn, you ugly. Anyway. Hey, somebody like it a few people, right?
Mark Lamont Hill
No, not that I know.
Flip
Good answer. Good answer, sir.
Joe Budden
He smoked.
Mark Lamont Hill
That answer tripped me up. But yeah, overall I'm very pleased with the Tyler out.
Ish
Me too.
Mark Lamont Hill
Very, very pleased. This might be three, four songs on here out of 14 that I'm cool on hearing and that's a percentage I'll live with any day.
Ish
For sure. For sure. I like the Childish Gambino guest vocals and the Daniel Caesar guest vocals. I like all that shit.
Joe Budden
Yeah. In unpopular opinion, some of these niggas could list the features.
Ish
Oh, I completely agree. I hate the lack of credit.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ish
Hate the lack of credit.
Joe Budden
Like, Travis Scott for me is probably the only one that could not list him.
Ish
I don't ever want to see no credits.
Flip
Never.
Ish
Never. I want to know who's. What am I hearing? I want to know.
Joe Budden
Yeah, who. Who's on this thing? Like, don't surprise me, right?
Ish
You gotta have me guessing whose voice.
Flip
This is, especially as I get older.
Mark Lamont Hill
And I don't know.
Flip
Everybody voice the same way like I used to. I need names.
Ish
Yeah, yeah.
Joe Budden
But shout out to Tyler. Congratulations. I see he's doing numbers. He's doing great. He has a cult fan base.
Mark Lamont Hill
Yeah, he does. They're going to support Ross.
Joe Budden
What level of superstardom does Tyler fall in? Hip hop terms? Where do you put him? There was a gentleman from Billboard a few weeks ago to say that the new age big three, if you're not counting the big three, was Travis Future and the Yeet Dude. Maybe I'd have to find it to say who it was, but he was being creative and figuring out out who. Or maybe he said Uzi, Travis and the Yeet Dude.
Ish
I think you could put Tyler in the Uzi, Travis, that realm. That Realm. I think he's a. Or a minus, I guess He's. He's a star. He's a star. Everyone knows his face. Everyone knows his voice. He sells records. He gets critical acclaim. He's all the things.
Flip
But he's a tear below.
Ish
He's not Drake or Kendrick, right?
Joe Budden
Is he the other one? Is he Future?
Ish
Different bag. Future's a little bit more pop.
Joe Budden
Is he Travis?
Mark Lamont Hill
Is he the other one? He said he's cold. Drake.
Joe Budden
Yeah. Is he Cole? Is he Uzi? Uzi.
Flip
Uzi for sure.
Ish
Although I think Uzi does sell more typically first week vibes. I could be wrong about that.
Flip
He's.
Ish
Correct me if I'm wrong.
Mark Lamont Hill
I've said that before and I got killed for it. He's who. I wasn't even gonna come do this, but y'all mentioned it. He's who people say Cole is to me, I think, very different. I'm just talking in terms. Especially before when Cole was doing all his own production and all of this, it was, oh, this with no features. Tyler has done that. Like, it's been the things that we give Cole the credit for. Tyler has done literally all of those at the Same. Or maybe if not a notch higher level.
Ish
I think he's a better producer.
Cory
Can't rap better than Cole.
Ish
He can't rap better than Cole.
Cory
He can't remotely rap better than Cole.
Flip
Not in the same planet, but he makes better music. He makes more interesting records, too.
Joe Budden
I think Tyler would be offended at.
Mark Lamont Hill
Us saying that they can't rap.
Joe Budden
I agree with Cole. I agree with it most people, but I do think it would be offensive to him.
Flip
Yeah, maybe.
Joe Budden
I don't think he feels like that at all.
Mark Lamont Hill
It's hard. He might not, but it's hard to say. Just given the output that Cole has done. Just a feature run along. He showed at every avenue that I can rap and do anything and still be good at it.
Joe Budden
I give Tyler points that I can't give Cole, though. What originality.
Flip
Star Crew.
Joe Budden
Star Crew? Yeah, all. All of them as A and R, he's up to. He's got. He's got Frank Ocean in his.
Ish
That's already.
Joe Budden
Already a W. Yeah, I give him Star Crew. I also give Tyler. I saw the shift in how rap videos were directed when he hit the scene.
Ish
For sure.
Mark Lamont Hill
That was a Yonkers video.
Joe Budden
2010, 2011, whatever. That was the nasty shit with the road shit.
Mark Lamont Hill
Yonkers.
Joe Budden
Yeah, Yonkers. Yeah. Once that video hit, videos changed. Yeah, I can't give that one, Nicole.
Ish
And even the videos from this were incredible.
Joe Budden
Yeah, I can't give that one, Nicole. Those are the two. I'll say wholeheartedly.
Ish
I think pure rapping. Cole has some.
Cory
Yeah, that was my whole thing.
Mark Lamont Hill
Discography, album for album.
Ish
I think he probably. Tyler has better discography.
Joe Budden
And I give Tyler more heart than Cole. I feel like Cole agrees with a lot of the Tyler takes, but Tyler says it. Yeah, Cole won't for sure.
Flip
That's real.
Joe Budden
All of this sounds unfair to Cole because we should be talking about the Tyler project. I don't know how we got to Cole, but I give those three to Tyler in the sliders over Cole. I do. Cole gonna have to do something to fix that heart slider. I know Cole fans don't want to hear that, but it's something that him and his think tank should be at least.
Mark Lamont Hill
Or they just don't care about that slider. If I just keep these other ones up over here, I know I ain't gotta work on my rebounding game.
Joe Budden
I spoke to Jit in the Heart of the Beef. Did you speak to Cole Care. I hear you. I'm saying rappers care. I'm a rapper, so I Mean, I know rappers. I hear you can tell us. They don't care.
Mark Lamont Hill
Thank you.
Joe Budden
Thank you. It's okay to say it. I know that black men is a thing. I don't give a fuck. Yo, aging is identifying the things that you do give a fuck about. Hey, I care about that.
Mark Lamont Hill
What you just said. So ncole and aging could be like, I really don't give a fuck what they think about this. Just this part right here. Long as I take care of everything else. If that's my knock, I could live with that.
Joe Budden
If you were right, his last record don't sound like that.
Mark Lamont Hill
What last?
Joe Budden
The last record? Yeah, that one. If you were correct, that record don't sound like that.
Mark Lamont Hill
That record sound like I'm talking to somebody. I care what he think. I want him to know our relationship is cool. I'm not trying to sit here and give a. I'm not going to let the fans trick me into this because they all saying the fickle ass fans out here yelling, you don't have no heart. You don't have no heart. You need to do X, y, Z.
Joe Budden
Yeah, but that's where people. That's where people. But that's where I want to stay right there. That's where people sleep on the power of the fans. Because if the fans could change dudes brain that you care about, then you care. Then you care about the fan participation in whatever y'all have going on. Maybe that the fans thinking can't change you. But like me, hey, I don't give a fuck what no fans say. The second that a fan say something that affect one of y'all, I'm care now I'm in. It's no different.
Ish
I don't think Tyler gives a fuck about what anybody thinks.
Mark Lamont Hill
He don't.
Ish
And that's one of his strengths.
Mark Lamont Hill
Yeah, he's been that from day one.
Ish
Or we just depending on how you want to look at it. Because I think that he's not really trying to appeal to. He's doing what he feels like.
Joe Budden
Yeah, he didn't care about what the HBO producer said. When he's like, stand there, let this kick it to you.
Ish
He farted. That's how you responded.
Joe Budden
I think I ordered some shrimp and broccoli, man. Harder than bounce. That was the smoothest way to dub some gay dick coming your way. Hey, yo, let me get a shrimp and broccoli. $2 extra shrimp.
Flip
Take a whiff of this.
Joe Budden
Yo, y'all gonna be racist. Oh, my God. How can not like Chinese food? I don't understand it. Good food is good. Shrimp and broccoli. Ube's the other day, just appreciating all the different cultures. I ordered some Thai shit.
Ish
Nice.
Joe Budden
I order some Chinese food. Some. What's the other shit I be ordering? Oh, man. Thank God for the other cultures. It's just food for sure facts.
Ish
Big facts.
Joe Budden
Like a fat ass.
Mark Lamont Hill
I'm about to say.
Cory
That's some real fat, man.
Joe Budden
Yeah. But I took my Pepsi and my blood pressure pills and my cholesterol pills. I gotta take pills now. Like, you still using your little birth control pill packet thing that you carry around the Monday through Friday in case your old ass forget when you gotta take your pills.
Flip
What's today?
Mark Lamont Hill
What's today? Was you here.
Joe Budden
It's got the birth control package pills that his daily pills is in, but he left it here, so he wasn't taking a daily pill.
Cory
I got two of them. I got one of them.
Ish
He doesn't put sea moss anyway.
Joe Budden
Little black seed oil weapon pills.
Ish
Little tote garlic pills.
Joe Budden
Did anything else happen in music that needs our attention?
Ish
I want to say salute Styler again. But in closing, I love the Monday drop. I love everything about this project.
Mark Lamont Hill
And a surprise drop for me, the Eastsiders, which is a Tradie and Goldilock.
Ish
That album's tough. Or ep, I guess.
Mark Lamont Hill
Ep.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Flip
It's good.
Mark Lamont Hill
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Flip
Oh, that's what's up. Check it out.
Mark Lamont Hill
It's their first project since 2001. I want to say.
Parks
Wow.
Flip
That's what's up, man.
Mark Lamont Hill
I like Snoop. I see what you're doing over there with Death Row.
Joe Budden
I see it.
Ish
Yep.
Mark Lamont Hill
And I'm not mad at it at all. We done got a Dog Pound album.
Ish
Yep.
Mark Lamont Hill
We got an East Siders album.
Ish
Put my people on.
Mark Lamont Hill
Him and Dre got the missionary album coming. Pause if applicable. I don't know. I'm just gonna pause.
Flip
It's a lot of old heads putting out good music now.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Flip
And for a while, when old head put out a record, it was gonna be trash. Now I actually think it's 50.
Joe Budden
50.
Mark Lamont Hill
Cause we. Oh.
Flip
And that might. That might just be what it is. That's why that might be what it is.
Mark Lamont Hill
Cause the kids are gonna call this shit trial.
Ish
Some old head music.
Flip
Right.
Joe Budden
You know what I'm saying?
Ish
Like, I hated the era when all our favorite artists stopped making music.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Flip
They just gotta up. Like, for me, it's like the balance, though, between still sounding like the people we wanted to hear, but making new music, like new types of music. I give you an example. Like Rakim. Rakim made a seven album. Was it like an EP or something? Like maybe like what, six months ago?
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Flip
And I was.
Ish
That was him showcasing himself more as a producer. Yeah. Yeah.
Flip
But it didn't sound like 2024 production. If you showcase yourself as a producer, then the production shouldn't sound like it could have been on.
Ish
Yeah, but it sounds like it sounds like the sub genre of kind of underground rap in 2024.
Flip
It didn't sound fresh. I guess it just didn't sound fresh to me. And the raps to me felt still more. I had lesser issue with the production and more with the rapid.
Ish
Okay.
Flip
But then when I see like Common and Pete Rock or obviously Nas is doing something all the time. Killer Mike still putting out music. You know, he's a little bit younger than him. You know, I mean I'm excited by all these young. All these young guys making really, really good music.
Joe Budden
So B Rock, you still owe me an apology, nigga. I ain't forget. That's it.
Parks
For what?
Joe Budden
Some shit he said. Got it.
Parks
Okay.
Mark Lamont Hill
Also, Harpington Lloyd Banks announced his new project, Halloween Havoc 5 is coming out.
Ish
I love a good seasonal album. Let's go.
Mark Lamont Hill
And I'm here to tell y'all.
Joe Budden
Oh, it's in my phone.
Mark Lamont Hill
It's in Montu.
Joe Budden
It's in my phone. My sent me a text early in them. I loved it. Lloyd Banks. I love the old that wait up early in the morning now you get a text from wale at some 7am These rappers heads be fucked up.
Mark Lamont Hill
Pax.
Joe Budden
Yeah, bank sent me some shit. I'm very excited about it. I love a good series and I love some old nigga raps for me like from people that appreciate rap. So it's joints on. I can't play none yet, but it's joints on it.
Mark Lamont Hill
I got one I want to play bad.
Joe Budden
Same bad.
Mark Lamont Hill
Respectable. Now you mentioned the old hair rap. Texting early. These texting about video games at 7 in the morning.
Joe Budden
Oh, they won't. They won't text me.
Mark Lamont Hill
Yo, what's up with the O? You wanna jump on 2k?
Joe Budden
No, I have girls that like me. I know I'm offending the gamers.
Mark Lamont Hill
Yeah, yeah. Don't offend us. Some of us jump on the 2K.
Cory
At 7 in the morning.
Mark Lamont Hill
No, well, not 7 in the morning. A little later on in the day.
Joe Budden
I think there should be a study to need to go jump on something else. The gamer dudes don't get like a whole lot like today. Yeah.
Mark Lamont Hill
Oh, okay.
Joe Budden
I would just like a study to show. When do you have the time?
Mark Lamont Hill
No, the women are gamers too. Now.
Joe Budden
Now there are some fire.
Mark Lamont Hill
Be clear what you're talking about.
Ish
Shout out to the nerdy girls.
Joe Budden
You ever try to of them? I did a good one too in dc.
Cory
It was good.
Joe Budden
My girl listening. I'm joking. Cause I argued that I wasn't trying to fuck that girl.
Parks
Why the fuck would you say it?
Joe Budden
Cause just for argument's sake, here. Have you ever had dialogue with one of the gamer girls that was like, away from gaming? Yeah, I was in there confiding in the gamer business. Yeah, man, my dad just had surgery. Had cancer.
Parks
It ain't work.
Joe Budden
They had to get this out.
Mark Lamont Hill
Gotta get a different bag.
Cory
Yo, your trauma bond ain't work. That bitch want to talk about anime, right?
Parks
They mine somewhere else, nigga.
Joe Budden
Well, one ego man. Look, ego man, Trauma bond is not my bag anymore. You guys hit the update on our relationship. And please stop talking about 2010. Joe Button 1 and 2. Don't you know this bitch had me on the fucking gamer forum, telling my dad's health business. Had the headphones on. Little nerdy geek nigga. Start talking your dad about the die. Oh, shit. She was on the shit. She had to game her headphones on and I'm on the line. My dad man his health. Yada, yada, yada.
Ish
Holy shit.
Parks
She did it on purpose.
Joe Budden
That's one of them things where when your girl find out about it, boy, did she have a blast with that one.
Mark Lamont Hill
You dumbass bitch ass, thirsty ass.
Joe Budden
You don't even know who you talking to.
Flip
You thirsty.
Joe Budden
Thirsty ass nigga. Yeah. That shit do something to my soul. When she called me thirsty and have a point like I was thirsty. That was crazy on the gamer forum. I ain't spoke to that girl since she's fired up. You know exactly who it is, right? Exactly. You still follow her? Yeah, no, that's. I know who I'm talking to, probably. I don't know what that point Portuguese woman thinking. I know who I'm talking to.
Cory
She know who I am.
Joe Budden
Yo, do your partners know who y'all are?
Cory
My girl knows who I am.
Joe Budden
Honestly, I hate to partner us out.
Cory
No, no, but your girl knows who I like.
Joe Budden
For real?
Mark Lamont Hill
Yes. The real you have talk.
Joe Budden
The real you. She knows the real you. She knows y'all. Yeah, like seriously not lying, cuz. We pod.
Mark Lamont Hill
No, no, no.
Joe Budden
Do y'all like that?
Mark Lamont Hill
Yes, I like it.
Flip
Yeah.
Ish
Not necessary.
Cory
It's necessary.
Mark Lamont Hill
I love it.
Cory
For to be totally honest, I don't like it. To have good.
Parks
Hey, flip these talk about.
Joe Budden
I hate that. I hate that. Absolutely. Ha.
Mark Lamont Hill
That makes it easier.
Parks
No, Depends. Not really. I don't like it. No. You is just content with what's you know and comfortable with how life is going, which is great.
Cory
But you've been in a relationship for mad long.
Parks
Yes, like you've been in relationships since I was young. So that means that in life I'm growing. I grow every day. So like when somebody. If when you with new money, with new lifestyle, you grow. So I know when somebody knows the core of you. They could. I don't want nobody to just know. Redo all my bullshit. I don't. I want to get some bullshit off.
Cory
I'm gonna say this right. God forbid you and your wife ever break up. We're not putting out in the universe. But if you met somebody new, you would be a whole different person than how you end enter into that relationship. Like you might be way more open. You might be way more. Because again now you're an adult. So the stuff that your wife had to get used to.
Joe Budden
Right?
Parks
Listen, listen. Let me just say this. It feels good to know that somebody is there with you or was there with you when you had nothing.
Cory
Nothing.
Parks
So we can't. I'm not saying that. But when you. Not but period. When you grow. When you grow and there's somebody that can remind you of your humble beginnings or where you came from. Sometimes I don't want to hear that.
Flip
But sometimes we need to hear that.
Parks
But need and one or two different things. I need to hear it. But I don't want to hear it.
Cory
He tells you all the time I.
Parks
Don'T want to need it. Want you right. We need to hear it to keep us level headed and keep us humbled.
Joe Budden
I don't.
Parks
I don't want to hear that. And she be right. She don't be wrong. Yo, hey, yo, you had nothing. I was there. And on top of don't forget this. She got the precise date. I had to go research. Oh damn. She's correct. I don't want to hear that. I'm up. My life is good. Only that old school. We was laying on couches on the floor. Who the would have hear that? But it's true. Y'all be fright. Hold on, Joe, give me a second. Somebody loves you. That's a good record. Yeah, you're right. Natural you play. You played the right record.
Joe Budden
I felt like a match. What was going on?
Flip
We got us but that's what I'm talking about, bro. That's. That's it. You know what it's like. I get it. It's uncomfortable when they call you in your. And believe me, I had my, too. Just not in this relationship.
Parks
You play, cuz. You play your cards right. I watch.
Joe Budden
What was some of your.
Parks
I just.
Flip
I.
Parks
You play your cards right, you play your cards right.
Flip
This is what.
Parks
You let her lead. You let her run every day.
Flip
Hey, G. I don't let her run everything. You say this for two. You met my wife for two minutes, nigga.
Parks
I didn't watch your moves.
Flip
What was my moves?
Parks
Hey, move that fridge out. Hey, your homeboy. Move that fridge out my office, please.
Flip
I should have made my wife move to fridge. I should have made my wife. No, no, no, no. I should make my wife move to fridge.
Parks
See, now you throwing.
Mark Lamont Hill
Now you throwing, man.
Joe Budden
Shit.
Parks
No, but she. Because you remembered. Hey, yo, homeboy. Hey, yo, Wear that mask when y'all walking in here. And on top of that, don't talk too loud, all right?
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Cory
All right.
Flip
I didn't make her lift the refrigerator, and I didn't give her Covid. Yeah, that's like.
Parks
Yeah, what you got, Willie Joe?
Flip
No, no, no. So I'm 45. My 20s and 30s was filled with reckless whoredom.
Parks
Yeah, like spending 10,000 in strip clubs.
Joe Budden
Like educated whoredom.
Flip
I'm not educated. I was probably the same place as y'all was with the same people also.
Joe Budden
You think we're stupid?
Mark Lamont Hill
I wasn't educated. I was with y'all.
Flip
No, I'm just saying, like, I wasn't at the book club and shit. You know what I'm saying? But as I got older, I just didn't want to do that anymore. So in this relationship, it's not that I had to become somebody new for my wife. And we've known each other for a long time, and she watched me grow. We grew together in certain ways, so she knows me front to back. But I also am different in this situation.
Parks
That's what experience, right?
Flip
Yeah. And I made it. And I'm tired. I was tired of this shit. But when I stopped doing all the wild shit, I didn't need somebody to make. Have to do, to watch. Like, if my wife pick. My wife got my password.
Parks
I know. I could imagine.
Flip
Yeah. But I ain't got no shame in that because there's nothing in here I ain't got to worry about. And there's something that feels good about not having to worry about.
Parks
Hey, yo, I'm gonna keep it real. You preached that same to me when I met you. Right.
Flip
That could make it true.
Parks
And it's true. And I believe you. But I'm not on the same wavelength. We're not on the same range.
Joe Budden
Right.
Flip
But what I'm saying is. Salute.
Parks
Salute you.
Joe Budden
Yes.
Parks
Yes.
Flip
I'm not saying, like, I'm evolving.
Parks
My password go through. There's nothing to hide, you know? N. But you might feel different in.
Flip
10 years is all I'm saying.
Parks
I feel different now. I feel different now. I feel different now because you all going to feel different every day when you around people. That's setting good examples. You're going to feel different and you're going to look within yourself. Like, damn. At the same time. I'm loyal to the soil, nigga. I'm loyal to the content. I'm loyal to what I'm trying to produce. So that's where the line becomes blurry. Because if she was with it before, and then now other people are seeing it and questioning it, like, oh, you on this big shit and you with this nigga. Now she has to revisit or just see. Like, let me look at this a little bit more. I don't like that, but that's something I don't want.
Flip
Yeah, but that's. That's. And Joe understands better than me. Cause he's a lot more known than me. But, like, when you're in a relationship where the world knows who you are, it completely changes how the relationship works. So, like, I was talking. I was saying earlier, like, I'm watching Alicia Key on the Grammys at 25 or whatever.
Joe Budden
And on rock.
Flip
I wasn't. I didn't get that far.
Parks
You know that listening.
Ish
She killed the bomb.
Parks
You know that listening.
Joe Budden
We're talking about before them.
Flip
Yeah, this. This is decades ago. Right, but the point is.
Parks
You gonna text Joe.
Flip
Stop.
Parks
I heard that's what you said.
Flip
Yeah. Shout out, Dr. Swizz. Love you, brother. It's not. It's different when you're just watching on tv, but now you're in those places where you could see those people. I get it. So now when your wife sees you talking about how fine somebody is on this show, knowing that you might bump into them. It's a game.
Parks
No, I'm with that.
Flip
That shit changes everything. But a lot of times, you don't realize that till you in that mix.
Parks
The level of just in closing for me and the level. You know, the flip side of it, the process of changing in real time. N. It's just not easy, nigga. Y'all n act like you can just wake up and change. I'm changing in real time. These things happen in real time, so you have to have to adjust. But I don't like it. I'm not gonna be like, y'all niggas sound cool for the Internet. I don't like that shit. I don't like I gotta change. I don't like that. Somebody know me from back in the days. I don't like that. I love it, but I don't like it. I love it. Cause I accept it and I'm grateful for it, but I don't like it. I'm like, damn, I can't front. I can't go outside and stunt, nigga. Like, yo, nigga, where you got that from? I can't stunt, right?
Flip
Cause you're not tired yet.
Parks
I can't talk about the 70,000 I got. Was you like, Nigga, you bought two watches, nigga.
Joe Budden
And.
Parks
And you bought that bullshit ass car. I look stupid. She could. She no mad shit about me.
Flip
I feel that she just.
Parks
She hold it down. Salute.
Joe Budden
It is with great sadness, yes, and extreme disappointment that I report this next story, which is Rest in peace, DJ Clark Kent. This pains me deeply, as I'm sure it does many of you guys out there. We have lost a core member, a core member of not only New York hip hop, but hip hop as a whole. DJ, producer, A& R sneaker head. Just confidant to so many of us, man. So many of us. But we've. We've. Our good brother Clark Kent's long lasting battle with colon cancer. It was colon cancer, right? Has come to an end. And he has gone home. Prayer starts and condolences to his family, friends and fans all over the world. Anybody who has a heavy heart out there. Just as a hip hop head, just as a hip hop head, man. I feel like with the loss of Clark, Mr. C, may he rest in peace, Totally unrelated, I was in the strip club the other night having a blast, and he got into his Beat King set and I forgot we lost. Beat King. Yeah, like, we just keep losing people. People that meant a lot to me, people that I love dearly. Clark has been going with this battle for a little while, and some people knew behind the scenes that did not lessen the effect that it had once that news was delivered. So, Clark Kent, I love you. I cannot thank you enough for what you did for hip hop, for culture, for music enthusiasts, and for a young aspiring rapper like me. Like that that's like. It's just a few of those figures out there and Clark Kent was one of them. If you haven't had the pleasure of meeting him, I can't begin to describe his importance to you. It's almost a travesty that we have spoken about so many other hip hop related stories. That is Puff, Diddy, Dirk, all of this. And we don't stop to celebrate the people who like, talk about keeping it Brooklyn. Like I know that that's just a phrase and you gotta know it to know it, but Clark, Kevin, Brooklyn, man, that kept it tall. He kept it thorough. Just the living embodiment of integral Clark. This loss, as you already know, affects me deeply. Pains me to have to even share this news. And I miss you and I love you. And that's what I have. That's what I have for DJ Clark. Hint legend, rest in peace. Okay.
Ish
Cue it up.
Joe Budden
Yeah. It's not right.
Parks
Okay?
Joe Budden
I'm reloaded, relax.
Guest
The number one question is, can the feds get em? I got Ben Jettison against Ass Bed.
Flip
As the niggas who pump wheels and drive Jetta. Take that with you.
Joe Budden
Also, not just Clark, man, my heart, My heart goes out to anybody out there that's fighting a silent health battle. Word, word, word. I think there's many, I think there's many of y'all that we don't know, that we don't acknowledge, and that has to be difficult. I know Solange recently came out with something that she's been battling silently giving strength and support to all the people who may be battling something on their own. I totally understand the rationale behind not wanting to be dictated by your health conditions and not wanting people's treatment of you to change or differ. So shout out to anybody out there that's just having their own private silent battle with something health related. I love you and my prayers go out to you as well. Now.
Flip
Who pump wheels and drive genes.
Joe Budden
Take that.
Mark Lamont Hill
Pillowcase to your face Make a shell muffle Shoot your daughter in the calf muscle a tussle nickel plated.
Joe Budden
Sprinkle coke on the floor Make a.
Flip
Drug related.
Cory
Jay Z is about to get mad.
Mark Lamont Hill
Enough of that.
Cory
Jay Z is about to get mad right there.
Joe Budden
Jay Z was about to take his tempered ass somewhere else.
Cory
No, he wasn't.
Joe Budden
That. That's. That. That's where Big take off on it. That's right where Big take off on it. Night, baby, baby my wishes play 62.
Guest
Back with the Pistols blazing hot like.
Joe Budden
Cage.
Flip
New York place outside get up out of There your brain.
Mark Lamont Hill
Keep your hands high, get steeper. Here comes the good reaper.
Joe Budden
Frank White. Need the keys to your innkeeper?
Flip
That's right.
Joe Budden
Chill, homie. The in the stoney's told me you're holding more drugs than the pharmacy.
Mark Lamont Hill
You ain't harming me, so pardon me. Pass the safe before I blaze the place and hit six shots just in case.
Ish
Yeah, I don't know.
Mark Lamont Hill
Yeah. After listening to that again, I don't know.
Joe Budden
I don't think that Rest in Peace JZ thing. Hov clean Big on there.
Mark Lamont Hill
I used to say.
Joe Budden
I don't hear that. That wasn't a. I think he left and had a long talk with Dame that day. And then went on to be the greatest rapper ever alive. But. And shout out to Clark Kent for his description of the difference between Big and hov. And there's nobody more credited and qualified to do that. He says that HOV is by far superior MC for sure. And that BIG was by far the superior rapper. As in Big could take a line that just wasn't the greatest line at all and have the whole world think that it was the flyest shit in the world versus HOV just being lyrically leaps and bounds better than everybody. I'm nobody to challenge Clark on that. So shout out to him. The rest is just conversation. Father.
Flip
Who watched him on the next one, though?
Joe Budden
No. Big took off on the next one.
Flip
No, I'm talking about the next song.
Joe Budden
Love it Doe.
Flip
I'm talking about the next time they appear together.
Joe Budden
Woo woo hoo.
Cory
It was levels.
Joe Budden
I don't want to talk about that.
Cory
Love the doe.
Joe Budden
Yeah, I don't want to talk about that.
Flip
That's what I'm trying to say.
Joe Budden
It was levels.
Flip
Definitely came back.
Joe Budden
Let me go to Big verse. It was levels. I think I agree with y'all, but let me just check. Let me just check. I think I. I agree with y'all, but let me check. We know the whole group.
Mark Lamont Hill
I'm popping Magnums while Chicken Bag something.
Flip
Exactly.
Joe Budden
Nevermind. Yeah, that's Brooklyn finest. Get back.
Flip
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Hov learned his lesson.
Joe Budden
They rapped together again.
Flip
Nah, just them two.
Cory
Just them two.
Flip
Just them two tracks.
Joe Budden
That was Brooklyn Finals. Get back. That's what I'm saying.
Flip
He can't get back.
Joe Budden
I don't like that Biggie performance. I'm Papa Magnum. Want to jigga bag something. Get off his dick.
Flip
That's what I'm saying.
Joe Budden
Hope went crazy on Love, though. All right. What else is in music?
Mark Lamont Hill
Anything Else music related, Meg announced that she has.
Joe Budden
Clap it. Come on, come on.
Mark Lamont Hill
All right, can we hear the announcement first?
Joe Budden
I'm excited about it.
Mark Lamont Hill
It's a documentary she has that's premiering on Prime Video.
Joe Budden
What? Yo, I have prime checking this out. This is exactly why I have prime right here. Come on.
Mark Lamont Hill
I hate him. This nigga's the worst. I know.
Joe Budden
You watching this now? Come on now.
Parks
What the is wrong with this? Yeah, he's the one. He got that Bernie Sanders on. That's why you acting crazy. Stop, man.
Joe Budden
Bernie Sanders.
Parks
That's the Bernie Sanders Balenciaga joint.
Ish
Oh, it is. Yeah. That's the Bernie logo.
Parks
Yeah, yeah, it's okay.
Joe Budden
Oh, I'll take it. I with Bernie.
Mark Lamont Hill
Well, yeah, her doc is October 31st. She said, to this day, people tries to write this, write her story, rewrite history and spread misinformation. So she's giving you everything.
Joe Budden
Now she's going to tell it herself.
Flip
Wow.
Parks
Rapper brain boy, you heard it already, stallion. You think you would tell us something different? Tyson.
Cory
Mag about to make $10 million.
Parks
Off this do shout out to shout out to her.
Flip
She deserve it.
Joe Budden
Meg desire somebody.
Parks
She deserve it.
Flip
Yeah, there's a whole industry making money off that trial, off everything that happened. She should be a part of that conversation, too. And she deserves to have a voice heard. Whether we agree or disagree, we should listen to her.
Parks
Damn. I ain't gonna lie. Your cape went all the way back. That without my life is like, what the fuck, nigga?
Flip
Cause I said Megan should be able to tell her story.
Parks
Oh, you said about Tory, nigga, he.
Flip
Should be able to tell her story, too.
Parks
Okay, all right.
Flip
He doing that right now.
Parks
He is.
Flip
Speaking of, he got 15 minutes.
Parks
Speaking of that.
Cory
No, speaking of, he just brought charges or against his council because come to find out, his council had already had prior engagements with the Roc Nation people. So it's a conflict of interest in his words.
Flip
We gotta find out what's true about that. You know what the standard is for a conflict? Cause sometimes you wanna have interactions with people, it doesn't necessarily meet the legal standard, but if it is, he should be able to get whatever he deserves. I don't want anybody to get an unfair trial. Even though I think he's guilty. I want him to get a fair trial. I want him to have a fair process. Everybody deserves a fair process.
Cory
No, I agree with that.
Joe Budden
You heard Chicks Tape five? That was my next question. Have you heard Chicks Tape four? This is Tory Lane's mixtape series. Nah, I don't fuck up with old R and B.
Flip
No, I listen to very much alone at prom.
Joe Budden
Oh, yeah, that's another one.
Flip
You know what? That'll be my whore for the night. That'd be my whore for the night. This is what I tell you. The boy could rap. I like his music. I feel like I'm missing the joke here. But I say this. He could rap. I think he's skilled. I'm just not interested.
Joe Budden
Okay.
Parks
Got it.
Flip
And after everything happened, I decided not to support that. That's all.
Joe Budden
I think that Meg deserves to have her voice heard. She doesn't need silence. One and. And contrary to what they might think out there, I do think Tory needs to take a page out of the good old suit Surf handbook, which is when you go to jail, nigga, just do the time and shut the fuck up. We ain't heard a peep out of Surf Mama. Surf. I got that video coming your way. Love you. We ain't all, sir. All Surf do is go. And then just go sit down and do the time.
Parks
We can see your head.
Joe Budden
And then go sit down and do his time like a man. Tory go to jail. And every other month got a story, a single going on. You ain't got but four more years. Not even.
Flip
It's a long ass time.
Cory
Are you crazy?
Joe Budden
What he don't got? No, he ain't doing. He. Tory won't be in jail another four years and he get the full.
Parks
He can get the. And they may deport him.
Joe Budden
Oh, they stopped making pro tools over there. Yeah.
Mark Lamont Hill
No, but you ain't gotta be in the United States.
Joe Budden
Yeah, that don't mean nothing to make no money. He won't be in America. Yo, you have America got him in the jail.
Cory
All he got is just four more years.
Mark Lamont Hill
They can talk about time like it's minutes.
Joe Budden
Yeah, Little eight. I talk about time like the people that break the laws should be concerned about how much time, sir, certain acts give you. I speak about time like somebody that moves in a manner to which I don't want to do a day. That's how I'm with you.
Mark Lamont Hill
You know I'm with you there. I'm just saying people talking about dumb.
Joe Budden
Chicks was about to shoot each other, then cue up boys to men. It's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday if my security is in the car and I'm chilling and they say.
Flip
Oh, my God, bitch.
Joe Budden
I can't believe that girl. Go, I'll be a Waffle house. I'll be back at the end of this. Kerfuffle that's all I'm saying. But, yeah. Tori, enough. And this new reasoning of the show that's titled Reasonable Doubt got the girl that has ties to.
Cory
They said it's loosely based on her.
Joe Budden
I don't give a fuck what they say. That ain't flying in front of a judge. And you just try. He tried it last.
Cory
No, you out your mind.
Joe Budden
He made the same claim last year. And this is per the. And this is per the attorney that he's speaking about. His attorney that I agree. She got off that case, like three days before or something like that. That jammed him up a little bit. But you still had the chance to go and fight your trial, so. Yes. Do I believe certain shit is connected? Yes. On the flip side, do I think you have a hard time getting a judge to release you based off that? Yeah, I do. I don't see it.
Flip
Yeah, he ain't getting.
Cory
I don't think he asked for release. I know he asked for a refund.
Joe Budden
That's going. New trial.
Flip
Yeah, he wants to.
Joe Budden
He wants a whole new Dr. Yeah.
Cory
I ain't mad.
Mark Lamont Hill
I don't.
Cory
I'm not mad at it. Yeah, you out your mind.
Mark Lamont Hill
You keep asking. You talking about your steal.
Cory
You crazy? I mean, got anything that could get me back? 18 months, two days, six days, I'm going.
Flip
I ain't mad at him for that.
Joe Budden
There's plenty of programs now that don't.
Cory
Nobody want to poke the garbage around the park. I want to come home.
Joe Budden
No, I'm talking about the good. All of the good behavior programs that exist. Quick. You hear me talking about all of the good behavioral programs that exist in jail to shorten your sentence. There's plenty of things that he can do today. I don't think he sees another four years in jail if nothing happened. He don't see another four years in jail.
Flip
What you think he gonna do? How much?
Cory
He only been locked up a year.
Joe Budden
Yo.
Flip
That's what I was about to say. He gonna do like three of that morning. Because you won't get.
Joe Budden
But.
Flip
So you're gonna do the.
Joe Budden
You got to show me that. I think he's been locked up.
Flip
What was the sentence?
Joe Budden
It's been more than you.
Flip
What was the 10? 10, but, like 4 to 10.
Mark Lamont Hill
Oh, 10.
Joe Budden
Oh, flat 10. Oh.
Flip
So why you think you get out in 4?
Parks
You do a certain amount of percentage of your time.
Flip
He doing state time, though.
Parks
He not doing fed time.
Cory
Yeah.
Joe Budden
I don't think he's sniffing anywhere close to the 10 is what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Nowhere near it.
Flip
Let me see what his sentence is.
Joe Budden
Yeah, go. Go to your little Harvard.
Mark Lamont Hill
He was sentenced to 10 years in prison in August of 2023. But he's been. Was he on bed? Oh, yeah, cuz he was out. So yeah, it was there. August chicks, tape six. Chicks, tape six.
Joe Budden
Play Boy two There we go.
Flip
He was sentenced. He was sentenced to 10 years without the possibility of parole. That's what I thought. He's going to do 10.
Joe Budden
Never. Okay, never.
Cory
If that's his sentence, I ain't know he was. No parole.
Flip
It's without the. That's what I thought. That's like. I know where y'all getting four from. He didn't get a. If you get a five to ten, you get out in five.
Joe Budden
Bet me sure. That sound like you beating me in one on one, man.
Flip
I got more confidence.
Joe Budden
You wearing this sweater to the park?
Flip
No.
Joe Budden
Tell me what your park gear is. Like headband, knee pads, elbow pads, shooting sleeve, leg brace, strength shoes.
Flip
I'll tell you this dope. I think shrimp shoes. Back in the day I couldn't afford.
Joe Budden
This to the park when I was 13 for sure.
Mark Lamont Hill
Yeah, I used to do that guys dress shoes.
Flip
Yeah, I had jump soles.
Cory
Oh, you niggas were spoiled.
Flip
Yeah, the jump soles, that was like the Jones people that couldn't afford strength shoes. Yeah, but I mean it worked.
Cory
Was too on and off.
Flip
Not that that's why I got the jump soles.
Cory
My mother said you I kick you in the strength out of here. Get the fuck out of here.
Flip
Jump soles was 50.
Joe Budden
Here's a hypothetical and just entertain me for a second. If I dunk on you then.
Flip
Then I will give you my salary for a year.
Joe Budden
Which salary?
Flip
Anyone you want.
Joe Budden
Dead ass.
Flip
Pick one. Anyone. Your mom?
Joe Budden
Yeah, he. Partner, chill. Don't do that.
Flip
Or my children. You will not dunk on me.
Joe Budden
Mark, you got a family that loves.
Flip
You and so do you. And if you try to duck on.
Joe Budden
Me, you're gonna hurt me.
Flip
You're gonna be showing the work moving in the chair, which you my. You think I'm gonna let you dunk on me in front of cameras?
Joe Budden
But if I low brain, if I tried it, you would hurt me?
Flip
Yes. You know how disrespectful it is to.
Mark Lamont Hill
Try to dope with a wrong with you?
Joe Budden
Yes.
Flip
Yeah, I will hurt you right now.
Mark Lamont Hill
You go try to yick.
Flip
If you try. First of all, it ain't going to happen. But like, come on man, if you tried to dunk on me.
Mark Lamont Hill
Legs coming right up, right?
Flip
First of all, you're not that athletic.
Parks
This that dunk on you, son. That's it. It's over.
Flip
I won't come back to the show, Joe. Yes, I will. Joe, button up. If he tries to duck on me. Very clear. No mistake about it.
Joe Budden
Yo, that's funny.
Flip
All right.
Joe Budden
Holy.
Mark Lamont Hill
They get up like, yo, yo. Yeah, I know that foul on me. I know. Check up, check up ball up top.
Flip
But do you see how he's even creators now that he has. He wants the audience to believe that he has the capacity to dunk on somebody in 2024. You gonna dunk on me off the vert or you gonna come from the foul line? Nigga, I just saw you open that bottle doing that fake dribble.
Joe Budden
Yo, swimming.
Flip
You can't duck on nobody.
Joe Budden
So my Al algorithms got the algorithm in and showed me some white boys playing basement ball. It was a low rim.
Parks
Okay.
Joe Budden
In a basement with just gym mats. Yo, when I tell you all of them were Sean Kim each other, I was like, yo, this is aggressive. Right up your alley, but not a bad idea.
Mark Lamont Hill
I've been trying to get rim. They put rim going, then I've seen.
Joe Budden
Black people doing the trampoline. Yeah, I don't like them.
Flip
I hate them shits.
Mark Lamont Hill
Yeah, I don't with them.
Flip
But if you put us on eight foot court, you got rims, that's it. But then eight foot court.
Joe Budden
I don't think I could dunk on you on a 10 foot rim.
Flip
You can't dunk on it. I don't think you can grab the rim. I don't think you can dunk on a 10 foot court without a basketball.
Joe Budden
Stop it.
Flip
That's what I'm trying to tell you.
Joe Budden
Right, Mark? Stop it. Yo, what we. This is crazy.
Flip
That is not crazy.
Parks
Two weeks, bro. That's enough. Enough. Two weeks.
Joe Budden
You take.
Flip
You take it.
Joe Budden
You can't grab the talking about.
Flip
I don't think right now. Right now. Cigarettes, alcohol, blood pressure pills, this.
Mark Lamont Hill
What.
Flip
You about to jump jumping the mule.
Cory
Ceiling is not.
Joe Budden
Yo, can I see you touch the ceiling?
Cory
The ceiling is nine.
Joe Budden
It's too much talk.
Flip
Can I see you?
Parks
Oh, oh, you got a flat hand on the seal.
Mark Lamont Hill
Flat hand.
Flip
I'm old enough to know I need to stretch before I do any athletic action.
Cory
Yo, you can touch the seal on your flat hand.
Flip
He should. He's seven feet tall.
Cory
Why you keep saying it like he's tall?
Joe Budden
You won't. It's Room to stretch.
Parks
Get up.
Flip
I stretch for 30 minutes. I'm an athlete for 30 minutes.
Parks
Oh, this took off his.
Flip
He took off his jacket.
Parks
You letting these talk a little crazy. Show it. Show it's a get.
Flip
We can go to the court right now.
Joe Budden
It's a ceiling right here.
Flip
It ain't no court. I didn't say let's have a ceiling contest. I said let's play basketball.
Joe Budden
Act like the ceiling said, call.
Cory
The.
Joe Budden
Ceiling said, don't lay black. Smack this shit out the ceiling right now.
Flip
All that rapping Joey touched shit. I was gonna point that out.
Joe Budden
I'm not gonna do it if you're not gonna do it, Nick. If you're not gonna try it in your Easter sweater, I ain't gonna try it, nigga. But the second you say I'm down, I'm gonna do this in two seconds. This is nothing to me.
Flip
That should be. And I can do it too. It's not that I can't.
Joe Budden
I don't think you can.
Parks
You can't.
Joe Budden
I don't think you can. I don't think you can. Mel ain't here. Let's see where niggas really fall in the athletic it. I could do that off the vert that. I could put my palm on this ceiling.
Mark Lamont Hill
Off of the vert about to go through this table. Yo, let's do it.
Joe Budden
If it's easy to do it.
Parks
Easy.
Mark Lamont Hill
That's nine feet, right?
Ish
Probably so.
Flip
I don't know if it's nine. No, it's not nine. It's probably 10.
Joe Budden
It might be tired. It might.
Mark Lamont Hill
That's 10.
Flip
That's 10.
Joe Budden
Oh, this right here is king. All right, all right. I'm putting my ego away.
Flip
Put your ego away?
Joe Budden
I'm putting my ego. Kobe got up.
Parks
Kobe like this competition shit.
Joe Budden
Oh, if he was down to do that, I'd smoke him real quick.
Flip
Yo, nigga, it ain't a leaping contest. Although I jump higher than you, I'm telling you.
Joe Budden
Oh, then show me.
Flip
I'm gonna show you on the court. We just gonna play and I'm gonna win. That's the best. That's the kind test. Can you beat the basketball?
Parks
You backing out the. You backing out the basketball again?
Flip
Yeah, that's what he doing right now.
Joe Budden
Never, never, never, never, never. All right. Never. I'm ready to go.
Ish
What's the official measurement, E?
Mark Lamont Hill
That shit ain't straight.
Ish
Almost 10.
Flip
Yeah, what's that?
Parks
It's like 10ft.
Mark Lamont Hill
Almost 10ft.
Joe Budden
He might even can't clap. Bored.
Flip
Oh, wow.
Joe Budden
Yo, it could be a disrespect. I'm gonna put my ego away for a second. This is my problem with y'all. These new kids, this generation ISO me real quick. With Halloween coming up, I figured out what my problem was. First of all, before I get to that. Can we slam? Can we just totally trash your good platonic home girl? That is being cool with your girl and, like, trying to, like, invite her to all of this bullshit. Like, what the fuck? I'm in this strip club. Here come Maddie. Hey, Here come Maddie. Hey. Wanna go to a haunted house tomorrow? Said that amongst a whole bunch of girls. Here go all the girls. Ooh, haunted house. Haunted house. Haunted house. I'm in my head thinking, man, I do love a good haunted house. Here go Maddie. Yeah. Girls trip, girls. Girls only. This nigga's so stupid. Then she tried to flip it on me. She said, what? She can't go with just the girls? No, never. No, never. Can she just go with the girls? So I said I was going to come ask the pod what y'all think when y'all hear the term with the girls. Insert any activity, anything you want.
Mark Lamont Hill
Is the whole girls, the hoes going too.
Joe Budden
They part of the girls.
Ish
That's like when you go to jail, become a better criminal.
Joe Budden
You know what I'm saying?
Mark Lamont Hill
That's hilarious.
Joe Budden
I'm not gonna use this segment to kick women's back in. What I will do is say, you pussy ass. Whatever this generation babies is called, have ruined haunted houses. Haunted houses forever. Bring back the haunted houses where somebody died. Yeah, no, for real. Bring back the haunted house. Where in the. It come with a trailer. And the trailer says, In 1913, these six white boys came in here, five of them killed themselves.
Mark Lamont Hill
Bring back the haunted house. We had to sign a release.
Flip
Yes.
Joe Budden
Those was the one. Yes. I've been to a few of the big one in Pennsylvania back in the day, then came back and said, yo, I seen ghosts in there, for real. I was like, all right, nigga, you tripping. There was another one in Long island with Huntsville. Amityville. Amityville. One of them shits, the haunted houses today. You go in there, them niggas called their friends with some goblin masks to jump out at every turn, jump out, bang on the shit. And it's all about capitalism now. So dawn Owls today gonna take you in there for 90 seconds, walk you out. All right, bye. Enjoy your day. Bring back the shit. The white boy shits. Where you drive two hours to South Jersey.
Cory
Yeah.
Joe Budden
And it's a whole plantation It's a compound of shit. You could really die out here.
Mark Lamont Hill
No, they got the shit.
Joe Budden
They hired some niggas who. They didn't take an application. They didn't check the resume. Some of them is really there to stab some of the people here. Yeah, I went with one of them shits to my girl. One of them here, like six, seven years ago. Them niggas was getting close. Like they really wanted to strangle me. I'm looking for that. Not this little fake punk nigga haunted house that y'all got going on. All of the Christopher street is practicing Michael Jackson thriller all week. All week. Every year they want to. Where can I go for a thrill?
Cory
What's wrong with you, y'all?
Joe Budden
Where can I go to live on the edge a little bit is all I'm asking. Like, I used to go to this.
Mark Lamont Hill
Shit out in PA that shit was in the middle of a cornfield.
Joe Budden
That's the one used to drive.
Mark Lamont Hill
And it was literally.
Joe Budden
That's the one.
Mark Lamont Hill
You ain't no lights and you. Oh, shit. We here. It's just a big ass cornfield. And yeah, they was on your way.
Ish
The Influencer haunted Houses now?
Joe Budden
Nah, they're horrible. The Influencer haunted Houses.
Ish
That's where we're at.
Joe Budden
I went to one in Connecticut one year. A Klan member met me at the gates, said, hey, Phil, you Haman, right here. Make sure you check this little box. Are you black? I was like, I don't know about this, but I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna check it out.
Mark Lamont Hill
And sign this one here. That say we not liable for anything.
Joe Budden
That happens to you inside. Yeah, one day we're gonna talk about how fast we are to sign that one. The one that says, hey, when you die here, we are not liable for none of that shit you talking about. All us niggas that went skydiving understand it. I was watching y'all when y'all filled out page four on the IP when we went skydiving. That page four or five. Hey, if the latch break and you Hamburger Helper on the cement, you and your family for the next forever generations can't do nothing. Guess what? Sign it right there and jump out of a plane. Yep. We gotta value ourselves, man.
Cory
I'm going.
Mark Lamont Hill
And then niggas be the one to complain about it. Afterwards, though, when something happen, yo ain't do nothing. You signed it.
Joe Budden
That's the end of my rant. Bring back real haunted houses and let me know where they at. I'll pull up. I'm Pulling up.
Mark Lamont Hill
Can't do that no more.
Joe Budden
What is everybody's Halloween plans here?
Mark Lamont Hill
Trick or treating with the kids.
Parks
Haunted houses.
Joe Budden
So you are letting your kids eat candy from strangers?
Mark Lamont Hill
Yes.
Joe Budden
Okay.
Mark Lamont Hill
Yep.
Joe Budden
You.
Cory
You know I don't fuck with no Halloween.
Joe Budden
What's your problem? Just trying to get to know you better, man. That's all. I'm trying. Asking away, man.
Mark Lamont Hill
What you talk about?
Parks
I'm going to haunted houses.
Flip
Plural.
Cory
Yeah, going to Queens.
Parks
Going to one of Queens. Yeah, I'm filming.
Joe Budden
Those are seasonal jobs.
Parks
Yeah, I'm gonna film it and then I'm going to. That's cool. I know, I know.
Joe Budden
That's cool.
Parks
That's cool, that's cool.
Joe Budden
Trying to go get a gig. Hey, that's seasonal, buddy. Come on. Come on back home. Come on back home.
Parks
I'm gonna take it full time soon.
Joe Budden
Wow. You gotta build on it.
Flip
Out.
Parks
Hey, this winter, you'll see around your TV screen. Mad as I came here, pressed you to. Yes, it is.
Joe Budden
There's not no beef.
Flip
What's your beef about? Can I ask?
Parks
No, no.
Ish
Here we go.
Parks
No, no, no, no, no, no. This.
Flip
Trying to get to know y'all better.
Parks
Joe, Joe, just.
Joe Budden
We don't really have a beef. We don't have no beef. Yeah, he is just a fan of wrestling, so he gonna be the heel at all times. It's not a real beef. True, you're just gonna always be the saloon.
Parks
But I told. I told this. I told him, you know, improper improv start tomorrow. I try to. I told the nigga, yo, I gotta go prepare for improper improv. I don't care about that threat. Yeah, he said, I don't care about that threat. Yeah, I came out that threshold. I still think you're gonna do a good job.
Joe Budden
Yeah. No. You gonna kill that shit.
Parks
Nah, I'm not doing it. You. I ain't gonna do it, but still. See, I'm gonna do it, but chill, man.
Joe Budden
Do you feel any pressure from dropping so close to Mel's new.
Parks
I don't feel any pressure at all. I'm supporting Melissa, too.
Joe Budden
I'm going to promote Shout out to.
Parks
M. Yeah, Shout and bothered. You know what I mean?
Joe Budden
High, episode one this week. Improper improv, episode one tomorrow.
Flip
Both y'all going to kill it, man.
Joe Budden
Yeah. Yeah, I think so. Don't kill it too much. Just come on. I can't.
Parks
I can't wait until. I'm going to. I want to slaughter it. You got no choice. You got no choice, my man. I love you.
Joe Budden
I love you and I Love you too, man.
Parks
We had to work.
Joe Budden
Anything else super important? Said, I work at Macy's.
Ish
You'd be a great Santa Claus.
Flip
I was going to the Today.
Parks
That's racist. Come on, stop.
Joe Budden
But know what's funny? Every haunted house I've been to recently got the little short, fat, funny looking quirky to come out and say, all the guys over here fell out the floor, yo. Hey, all of the ladies operators.
Parks
That's part of a program, nigga, to bring certain people.
Joe Budden
You be like, yo, them niggas is a little.
Parks
You can't say that.
Joe Budden
They got a little quirky from life goes on going on.
Parks
That's part of a program to involve everyone and give them a job.
Joe Budden
He never fucked Winnie, right?
Parks
That's. I hate that. I think he did.
Flip
Quirky.
Joe Budden
Yeah. Kevin, I'm thinking about one of you.
Flip
You mix it into two genes. Corky's the one that I didn't mean.
Joe Budden
To button down the diner. I'm thinking about one, I think Kevin, did he ever fuck.
Flip
He ain't fucked nobody.
Parks
He fucked Winnie in the barn.
Joe Budden
Hey, Tanner, I want to hear that in the timestamps, the gang figures out if Kevin from Wonder Years ever fuck Winnie. All right, what else, what else, what else? I got my haunted house rent out of the way. Let me see if I got anything else. McDonald's. All right, Internet, Internet. I got another rant for you guys. Guys, one of these clippers out there have put out the clip of me speaking when J. Cole featured with Dirk and did that whole holy healthy shit. And I was like, I don't want to hear none of that shit with this. Health, health. Get J. Cole away from Dirk so Dirk can get back to killing. That's what I said. The Internet people have chopped that clip up with my new commentary about what Dirk is going through and said, look at Joe. And he said he wants J. Cole to get away from Dirk because Dirk needs to be killing again. And now he's so mad at Dirk for doing all of the killing. Joe is a hypocrite, yo. Hey, y'all niggas prove to be the dumbest niggas on earth. Every time I throw the ball your way, it never fails. So, Internet, I'm here to tell y'all that I prefer to be. Say it with me. A hypocrite rather than. Come on. Losing street cred right now. Losing street cred right now. Come on, Internet. Come on, say it.
Flip
Complicit.
Joe Budden
A murderer.
Flip
Yo, I rarely agree with you on anything, but I watched that exchange Ledge. And I was like, yo, you're at Hunter 100, right? Good, thanks.
Joe Budden
I don't be 100% right all the time, but the end of that year, y'all, y'all had it up. I also want to reiterate that I. I don't condone living their raps. Like, where I come from, you could lie in the rap. Nowadays, you say, I'm gonna kill your whole squad and family. And then y'all go and do it.
Mark Lamont Hill
And then put a rap about it. Just got this whole family over there. It was Thursday, about 3:30.
Joe Budden
Yeah. Yeah, I think they should. I think y'all should stop doing it. Get mad when.
Mark Lamont Hill
See, that's the part that keep pissing me off.
Joe Budden
Get him. Freeze.
Mark Lamont Hill
I'm watching everybody say, oh, it's the blogger's fault. It's the blogger's.
Joe Budden
The dumbest thing I've ever heard. But go ahead.
Mark Lamont Hill
And I'm like, wait, excuse me. Yeah, y'all sitting there doing the fed's work. No, dummy. Y'all rappers are doing the Fed work.
Flip
That's both true, though.
Parks
As long as you see it, the feds can see.
Ish
Bring back poetic lyrics.
Joe Budden
Bring back raucous records.
Ish
Put it in code, review you can't understand.
Mark Lamont Hill
You think it took one little blogger in his house from Kansas to go put this together for the Fed? Say, oh, that's what was going on.
Cory
We got a saying. Caught him at the stoplight right there by the Corner store on 13th Street.
Joe Budden
I'm a dirty fan.
Cory
We talking.
Mark Lamont Hill
They all know. I listen to this music all the time.
Cory
I.
Mark Lamont Hill
With all of that.
Flip
Yeah.
Mark Lamont Hill
I've been saying for months, maybe longer than months. Maybe a year or so. Is it me or does it seem like this is trying to tell y'all, hey, I got my get back, right in mad verses.
Flip
Yeah, that's wild to me.
Mark Lamont Hill
It's like. It's like I'm. I'm dying for y'all to know because. Because again, Internet comments and you got. Everybody keeps it. Every time Dirk opened his mouth, it was, oh, Slide for Vaughn. Slide for Vaughn. Slide for Vaughn. So his way of. I gotta let y'all know, hey, I did that. Yeah, I got something done already.
Flip
To me, this why this is the.
Ish
Dumbest era in hip hop history.
Mark Lamont Hill
It ain't just hip hop.
Parks
You're right.
Ish
You're right. Right. It's beyond street, hip hop, intersection, all that shit.
Mark Lamont Hill
It's beyond hip hop. This is this whole social media world we live in where niggas are literally living for the box yeah, yeah.
Flip
But what I'm saying is we can't feed it. So, I mean, the solution to all this.
Mark Lamont Hill
Yes, don't feed the shit.
Flip
The solution to all this shit is don't kill people. Right?
Joe Budden
That's our baseline.
Flip
That's the baseline that's been happening forever.
Mark Lamont Hill
So, no, I'm not gonna sit here.
Parks
That's not a solution.
Flip
That's not a solution.
Joe Budden
But we still want to say, right? Don't kill people.
Flip
Right.
Mark Lamont Hill
But if you do kill people, maybe you shouldn't go talking about the people you just killed and what you did.
Flip
But my.
Mark Lamont Hill
In detail what you did.
Flip
I just don't like to see the exploitation at the same time. You know what I mean? I know too many cats that's locked.
Joe Budden
Up.
Flip
For things they did, but also things they said. And if I'm. I just give you classic example. I think I said, my man AR ab. Right? Whatever. Whatever AB did or didn't do, that ain't for me to say.
Joe Budden
You friends with AR ab?
Flip
Yeah, yeah, from Philly.
Parks
Yeah, he was a good guy.
Flip
Gary Avenue, like, five blocks from me. The AR ad is responsible for whatever choices he makes. But if I'm on, if AR ad was sitting right here or whoever, and they were saying some wild shit, I'd be like, yo, can we edit that? Yeah, that's the difference. Other people are like, yo, let's put that out. Let's clip that out.
Joe Budden
Let's clip it.
Ish
That should have go. That shit'll go.
Flip
That'll go. And all I'm saying is let's not do that. Especially if you are outsider to this culture. Nobody should do it. But it looks even more predatory when certain people get these dickheads on. I'm not calling AR Abbott dickhead. That's my brother. But I'm talking about these other young cats who I don't know from these other cities, and they come on and they say wild shit. And these kids are doing it for clout, which is dumb. Again, they're the problem. Okay, I'm not saying they're not the problem, but I'm saying I don't think it's wrong to also say bloggers. Y'all need to stop this shit, too. Cause you're creating the thing that they feed off. These people are addicted to clout.
Mark Lamont Hill
All right, but hold on. The fans eating this shit up. So if I. Let's say I'm a blogger and I'm interviewing these niggas, There's a reason why this interview with this commentary is doing what it's doing because the fans are eating it up. And if I don't ask you these questions, it's another nigga that's gonna do it.
Flip
You don't. You sound like.
Cory
Yo, you sound like Adam. And that was Adam's point.
Mark Lamont Hill
I'm not trying to.
Cory
I'm not saying that was Adam's whole point, though. Like, do everybody want to hear it?
Joe Budden
It?
Cory
And if I don't ask it, other people gonna ask.
Joe Budden
Yeah, but Adam failed even doing that, so we shouldn't. He's the outlier. He failed doing exactly.
Cory
You know what I'm saying? But I just don't look at that as valid. I don't look at it. It's like saying. Because if that. That was the old mantra, yo. If I don't sell him to skag somebody else.
Flip
That's what I was going with. I say he's like a crack dealer.
Cory
You know what I'm saying?
Joe Budden
I'm not gonna buy it. I disagree.
Cory
I think that. I think both. Both parties have a responsibility. Yo. I think that both parties have a responsibility. Responsibility and. Which should just be smarter in these circumstances.
Mark Lamont Hill
My.
Cory
You.
Mark Lamont Hill
But you can't. You can't market this. If there's no market for it.
Cory
There's a market for it.
Mark Lamont Hill
So. So this is going to fall.
Ish
If this marketing murder, it should not be a thing.
Joe Budden
Right?
Mark Lamont Hill
But it is, so murder consumption shouldn't be a thing. Same reason why all these doctors are going around. It's going to be a thing because we want it. Yeah, but we can say this all we want. It's the same. Same reason why the music do what it do, why these niggas make hit. It ain't just marketing. We buy it and listen to the shit. I'm telling y'all, I do it.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Mark Lamont Hill
Because I am a fan of. I love to hear when you niggas talk about killing each other. Yet I don't want y'all to kill each other.
Flip
And I used to love that shit, too.
Mark Lamont Hill
That makes zero sense what I just said. Listen to what I said.
Flip
No, no, I heard you.
Mark Lamont Hill
I love to hear you niggas talk about killing each other, but I don't want you to kill each other.
Flip
Cause we don't want blood on our hands. We don't wanna feel responsible for creating a market that makes that shit happen. I'm with you, but I'm saying there are things that we say right now have a market that we would say we shouldn't have. A market. For example, there are people out there who are child Pornographers, right?
Joe Budden
Yes.
Flip
There's a market for it. There's a huge market for it. It's a disgusting, terrible thing. But we wouldn't say, well, if niggas would stop wanting to buy it, they would stop making it. We say, no, this is so fucked up that we don't want people to do it even though there's a market for it. I'm saying killing each other is so fucked up.
Joe Budden
Absolutely.
Flip
So that's what I'm saying. I don't want to just blame the audience for wanting it.
Joe Budden
I want to jump in to say back to park saying, can we bring back poetic bars? I would like people to start being creative in how they describe killing people versus detailing actual murder plots that are happening 1 and 2. Dirk aside. Because again, he'll have his day and I don't know that they have a smoking gun case against him. So I don't want to add to what whatever's going on with him. However, the video I seen of them dudes in LA shooting at a gas station at 3pm or broad daylight. Hey, pop culture and hip hop to the side. I'm saying as a nigga that gets gas. I don't want those people around the tank by my car.
Parks
I don't.
Joe Budden
Yo, I don't. I think that would be unfair for the person with a family that's just pulling up to a gas station to refuel and go get their kid from.
Cory
School or some shit.
Joe Budden
Some idiot at 3:00 start shooting at the fucking gas tank. I think that's bullshit. When the DC sniper shoot was going on. Say what you say about him. Anytime he did that at a gas station. Boy, was I mad, bro. I was mad.
Cory
And that shouldn't happen to just people.
Joe Budden
Trying to get gas.
Cory
And that's the point to. I don't want. You know, I mean bring up last week pot. But that's part of the point. Like yo dog, you have to have some level of humanity and decency. Even if you killing somebody kill the right my. You putting 70 other lives in danger, other people's kids in danger, niggas wives in danger. Like that is just reckless.
Joe Budden
Well it is don't kill. But if you are.
Mark Lamont Hill
Yeah is going.
Joe Budden
We gotta be careful with our Somebody listening.
Cory
No, I'm not saying it like that.
Joe Budden
Contemplate right. Got on their mind.
Parks
This is how it's designed though. That's it. It's designed like that. It's designed for the murder. All that criminal. You going outside and talking to the gangsters or or is killing the. The algorithm and the views skyrocket. It's designed that way. Know that. So when see that and they get them attention, they're gonna keep doing it because guess what? A lot of us are.
Joe Budden
Attention.
Cory
Attention.
Joe Budden
They got.
Parks
Now, don't think about that in the moment, CEOs. Yeah, I know niggas don't think about that in the moment. You know what I'm saying?
Joe Budden
But listen, when there's some places down south where getting gas is dangerous. Now, like when I go to South Carolina, I don't feel the tank. I don't stop at that corner. What is a checko. Whatever that corner gas station is with the mad pumps. With 12 pumps fam. I'm not stopping here. Yo. Hey, I'm looking at the rental car. Say, don't bring it back without it full.
Flip
I'll pay the bill.
Joe Budden
I'm driving right by.
Mark Lamont Hill
Espresso.
Joe Budden
Espresso. No, no, no.
Mark Lamont Hill
Whatever that is prepaid.
Cory
They always got an airport. Now they got to always got a gas station right by the airport. And the airports don't be in the. In the slums. So go ahead, you go pay an extra couple dollars.
Joe Budden
I drove to Columbia airport with my mom, sleep in the front seat, trying to do the right thing. Got out, gotta be what the flight is six. So you talking 4:30 now walk in. Oh, shit. Yo, Joe, buddy.
Mark Lamont Hill
Nope.
Cory
Oh, see, that's different.
Mark Lamont Hill
I'm out.
Joe Budden
Or I noticed or I noticed one time, like a da dun dun, that I was filling the tank up with my ring and it was a Cherokee. A old 97 Cherokee tents on the other the side, looking at me like, wait, you dead ass.
Mark Lamont Hill
Yeah, like, oh, wait, I'm pussy.
Joe Budden
It was in that moment where I realized, oh, I slipped. I bugged out. He said, yeah, pull off, yo, go ahead on for your business. Now. You ain't supposed to be at this Chevro. Chevron.
Cory
Nah, in the Midwest too.
Joe Budden
Yo, be careful at the gas station.
Cory
No, in the Midwest, my. In Cleveland, shout.
Joe Budden
Shout to. I don't come with no air and lie.
Flip
I don't lie.
Parks
I didn't tell you that.
Joe Budden
Well, maybe didn't tell me that. Maybe that was for story purposes. But did I see the. In the charity, the look on his face? Like, in my head, it was, oh.
Mark Lamont Hill
This nigga is not gonna do that.
Joe Budden
Joe Budden, hurry up, yo, I'mma spear you. Pump it up was a little jam.
Parks
Got it, Got it.
Mark Lamont Hill
Hurry up and pump it up.
Joe Budden
You got about four minutes to get the out of this Chevron.
Parks
Facts, facts.
Joe Budden
You will be living out at Chevron. I keep seeing these streamers and the niggas that's getting all the 30 and 40 million dollars, buying their Ferraris and pulling them up to the Chevron and lining them up and lining them up right there. And I want to help y'all. I want y'all to stunt and flex. But I want to pull off, Nigga, your brains will be all over pump nine. They not playing at Chevron.
Cory
I told you, dog. Shout again. No disrespect. Shout to everybody in Cleveland. The niggas told me, yo, when you in Cleveland, don't go to the gas stations after dusk.
Joe Budden
I don't even know what dusk is. What time is that? Is it four?
Cory
When it get gray outside.
Parks
Yeah, niggas.
Ish
No, it doesn't. It's a murky area.
Cory
Yeah, when it's gray outside, keep your monkey ass. Go on the other side. Go get some gas.
Joe Budden
Play around in Chevron.
Parks
They rob you at the Atlanta game. Gas stations. The Atlanta gas stations.
Flip
Atlanta gas stations ain't no joke.
Joe Budden
And everybody, they are robbing you.
Mark Lamont Hill
Everybody got it.
Parks
They are carjacking your Anna.
Cory
Y means we have the Atlantic.
Parks
Yeah, you get tricked, yo. Oh, she need help. Meet me up the block. Why you want me to come in here? Come, come. Nah, they book you dick of the dirt season. They knock you off. Yo, man.
Joe Budden
Yo, um, I don't have much else here that's actually a lie. I have. Amber Rose says Beyonce wants to be her.
Parks
Come on, man.
Cory
Did she really steal a speech?
Joe Budden
No, no.
Mark Lamont Hill
And Amber apologized.
Joe Budden
She apologized. Said she was just trolling, but I didn't care. My brain was having too much fun with Amber Rose thinking that Beyonce wanted to be Amber Rose for that. I wrote it anyway. You can't walk it back. Cause my brain is already at Amber Rose thinking that Beyonce wants to be Amber Rose for a minute. Amber Rose, I love you. Now I feel about you.
Flip
Shout out to Amber Rose.
Joe Budden
I'm trying to tell you Philly's finest.
Cory
No, give us your expound.
Joe Budden
Have you met Amber, like, being from Philly?
Flip
I know Amber. I know Amber when she was in high school.
Joe Budden
That's predatory.
Flip
I was a teacher.
Joe Budden
More predatory, my n. You can't teach Amber Rose. Yo, you are freaky.
Flip
Freaky teacher said I knew math, too.
Joe Budden
Oh, my God.
Flip
Spanish.
Cory
Oh, Even worse.
Flip
She wasn't in my class, but I didn't.
Parks
I'm more than yo. Niggas had to watch.
Joe Budden
Yo, you gotta watch it.
Parks
You get away with a lot of I Taught her.
Joe Budden
Taught her what?
Parks
Well, you taught her. Nah.
Mark Lamont Hill
Brian May Knight said he taught him, too.
Ish
He taught some things, too, with that little skin.
Flip
So. I know Amber for a long time. She's good people.
Joe Budden
You said that.
Flip
Good sister. I like Amber a lot.
Parks
Clean it up.
Flip
No, you understand.
Joe Budden
Big up.
Flip
You know, I don't agree with her on this Trump. We talked about the Trump shit before. You know, I go kick a bag in about it, but I don't agree with her.
Parks
You spoke to her about it?
Flip
I think she. Yeah, yeah.
Parks
Oh, on the phone. Okay. Okay. You What?
Flip
Is that weird?
Parks
It's not weird, but we just.
Ish
Did she still call you Mr. Hell?
Parks
Don't listen to this. This gonna help you.
Cory
She calls you Mr. Hill.
Flip
No, I don't actually think she. I don't even think she remembers me from back then.
Joe Budden
But you remember her.
Parks
You just talking to her.
Flip
Cool. I remember my students. I met her at VH1 when I had a VH1 show and she had a VH1 show. That's when we became cool.
Parks
So you just talked to her on some cool like. Yo, Amber, what up? Hey, that Trump. Do your thing. I know you got the bag for that.
Joe Budden
Salute.
Parks
I'll see you next time.
Flip
I was more like, you know, chill, you know. Why are you doing the Trump thing? She. I was trying to interview her about. We started building on it, that's all.
Joe Budden
Lincoln and Bill, you was in the crib.
Flip
Dm.
Joe Budden
Whoa. You was in the Student.
Parks
That's crazy. What was Shaq say?
Joe Budden
Oh, my God.
Parks
Free cat boy.
Joe Budden
All right, what else, what else, what else, what else? Shout out to amp. Love you, Amber Rose. Here's what I have for you guys. Should Chris Rock have put Tony Rock in any movies?
Cory
Absolutely.
Flip
Absolutely.
Ish
I think you should. I didn't necessarily agree with the way that Tony described the situation.
Cory
I didn't either.
Ish
That's where I have a little bit of an issue.
Cory
And they. And they said that Eddie Murphy stood in that too. And that was incorrect. Yeah, Charlie Murphy's in Mad Movie. Charlie Movies and Harlem Nights. All types of shit.
Mark Lamont Hill
How close are Chris and Tony Rock?
Cory
Supposedly they tight.
Flip
They tight according to who?
Ish
But regardless of that, it matters.
Joe Budden
It does not. According to Tony Rock. Tony Rock said that when some of this stuff was going on, him and him and Chris wasn't speaking on some often shit.
Mark Lamont Hill
So I'm saying. So if I'm not. Even if we don't rock like that, other than just having the same last name and being brothers, I'm not necessarily. We might Not Rock.
Flip
That here's the thing, though, to me.
Joe Budden
Do you have siblings? Me? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got.
Flip
Okay, four.
Joe Budden
Got it.
Ish
You said four.
Flip
Like, my sister died. My sister died.
Parks
Oh, I'm sorry.
Joe Budden
Assholes. Sorry about that.
Flip
No, no, don't give a fuck. I mean, I give it to Kiss. She died. I didn't take a purchase.
Parks
Yo, nigga, let's get Mel back in. Nigga, you. Wow.
Flip
No, the rest. Rest in peace. But. But, yeah, I put my family on this shit. Didn't always work out. You know what I mean? But you always give them that chance. To me, in the case of Chris Rock, he's in an industry where there's a lot of untalented. Like, there's a whole lot of extras. I mean, Charlie Murphy, a lot of his roles was not walk on roles and Harlem Knight. Oh, shit. He's just standing there until we knew who Charlie Murphy was. It's only when you go back and watch the movie, you realize, oh, that was Charlie Murphy. Tony coulda got some of them. He could have got the part, you know, in blank man, with John Sally standing there. You know, those kind of things where you got, like, one line in a movie like, that could have went to Tony Rock. Tony Rock is talented.
Joe Budden
Rest in peace to Charlie Murphy. I think that that's unfair to Charlie Murphy.
Mark Lamont Hill
Let me tell you something.
Joe Budden
I think to say that about Tony Rock is unfair to Charlie Murphy. You bring up Harlem Nights. Now, Charlie Murphy may have just been standing there, granted. But at some point in his career, Charlie Murphy was known as Charlie Murphy for sure. Yes, he was Eddie's brother, but he had developed a niche where people are establishing me for hitting a home run at the plate myself.
Cory
He was going on tour.
Joe Budden
I'm asking you, what is Tony Rock's moment comparable to that?
Cory
He doesn't have one. However, how do we.
Flip
That's a terrible example.
Cory
That's a bad example, too.
Flip
Why?
Joe Budden
Because y'all bring it up.
Flip
Because all the shit. Because all the shit Charlie Murphy did was before he hit the home run. Harlem Knights was 20 years before he hit the home run.
Mark Lamont Hill
Exactly.
Cory
So those things still put him on. So those things could have led up to him getting the plate, the pitch.
Mark Lamont Hill
Over the plate, right?
Cory
Not just that. Not just that. I'm not gonna shit on Tony Rock. I'm not gonna shit on Tony Rock. Like, Tony Rock ain't been on tour for the last 10 years doing comedy on his own. That nigga's funny. But my thing is, too, Tony Rock is already an established comedian. Chris Rock is an established comedian. They're not on the same level. Nowhere near. But to give my brother a role. Cause Tony Rock attributed it to money and said, yo, my brother can compartmentalize between the money and the family. And so he'll be like, yo, dog, Martin was a bigger role. Of course I want the Martin Lawrence role. But you could give me the role over here.
Joe Budden
But in the event that I don't, what role have you procured on your own?
Cory
None, bro.
Joe Budden
And that's why I'm bringing up the Charlie Murphy.
Cory
We have to.
Flip
But Charlie Murphy didn't do it.
Cory
We can't say we want to help each other, we want to help blacks, we want to help do this, we want to help do that. And then say, yo, you ain't never do it on your own, so I'm not going to help you. That's a part of helping.
Parks
But a lot of times you don't know the relationship.
Joe Budden
Do you have siblings?
Cory
No, but that's a part of helping somebody.
Mark Lamont Hill
All right, let me.
Joe Budden
Let me.
Mark Lamont Hill
As a person who has a sibling. Well, siblings. Who's tried to help siblings in the past. I'll give y'all a quick story. I guess it's like 04.05 or something. My brother was on 106 in park when he was doing a Freestyle Friday show. And I think seven weeks was champion. He did six weeks. While he's getting some notoriety up, I made a call to a couple people. Yo, y'all want to talk to little bro? I'm trying to get him. Get him put on somewhere. He ran late for the meeting. Had too many people with a bunch of shit. So I was like, you know what? You're just not ready yet. Mind you, I put my name on the line to get you this meeting. So now they looking at me like, yo, where your man at? What's up? I said, I won't do that again. Just something that I took from it. You just wasn't ready to prioritize what you wanted. So we don't know. I'm just giving you that example. We don't know that in the Chris Rock situation that he might have way back. I'm just giving you an example. He might have had tried Tony.
Flip
Chris might have a reason.
Ish
And this is where my issue came up. Is he. Chris said he. They were doing, I think, comedy sell or something like that. And Tony pulled up. Chris said, yo, I'll put you in the movie. He said, all right, great.
Joe Budden
While they weren't. Why? He said, while they weren't on the.
Ish
The grace of terms.
Joe Budden
Yeah, okay.
Ish
But then Tony was on tour or whatever, but he's like, I'll come back, whatever. And then he started getting calls like, yo, we're on set. Where are you? And he's like, well, Chris never called me. That's not Chris's job. To individually call each extra in the movie like he should at. Someone should have been handling this. Expecting your brother, who is a superstar is doing you a lookout. Expecting him?
Cory
Depends.
Joe Budden
That's.
Cory
That depends.
Joe Budden
Like my brother is any less my brother because I don't put him in a movie. I don't want to feel like that.
Parks
But also, you don't know their relationship, though a lot of times, niggas.
Joe Budden
I'm not trying to.
Parks
No. When niggas is younger, they don't fuck with each other just cause you get up. I can do you that favor. But I'm not gonna be obligated to do it or be as enthused to do it because our relationship wasn't solid. We missed the sibling rivalry that happens as children. But n grow up harboring that issue.
Flip
I think you got a duty.
Parks
There's no duty.
Joe Budden
Ain't got a duty when. When mama die.
Cory
Yeah, I disagree.
Flip
If he's qualified.
Joe Budden
Cause your mom would say, make sure you take care of your brother when I got.
Parks
And what if your brother was a piece of shit to you your whole life? What if he mistreated you as a kid? What if he did that? What if he disrespected mama love and you had to watch mama cry and shit like that? Now you up. You still gotta put him on.
Flip
No, no, no. All of that is. I'm agreeing with you. Obviously, if he's a murderer, you shouldn't do it, right? I'm just. I'm just saying, like, there's a lot. There's a lot of fucked up things a person could do to disqualify him for it. But I'm saying if we starting from just zero and my brother does the same thing I'm doing, and he's. And he's relatively qualified, I'm putting him on.
Parks
What if his brother act like he was always better than him? Like certain things where I don't want this shit around me. Yo, I got you, bro.
Cory
Why we just keep going to the most negative things.
Ish
Let's throw bad shit on Tony that we don't.
Cory
Yeah, like why we always gotta do that? We always gotta make up this hypothetical situation where the nigga is just a scum of the earth Piece of that'll.
Parks
Make you a scum.
Joe Budden
I think Tony Rock is a real good dude.
Cory
When Will Smith smack my brother, my. My same brother that didn't put me on no movies. In my same that wanted to Will Smith up and was telling them, yo, dog, when I see you made a point to say, hey, it don't matter when I see you, it's up.
Parks
Right?
Flip
I respected that.
Joe Budden
All right. You still ain't gonna be in the movies like that.
Parks
Come on.
Mark Lamont Hill
Ish.
Cory
Come on.
Flip
What?
Parks
Cause you say you're gonna him up like.
Flip
No, I'm saying he stood tall for me. He ain't have to.
Cory
What you talking about? The same nigga you just gave a scenario. Why I can't be in your movie. A quasi star. I can't be in your movie, but if somebody smack you, I'm coming to back for you.
Parks
It always sound like that.
Ish
We put these hypotheticals on Tony. We don't know that about true.
Cory
No, no.
Flip
All I know, I'm talking about factual.
Ish
He did say on the podcast. And to me, that was the point where it's like, I can see why that didn't work out.
Cory
Like, yo, if you're sitting around waiting.
Ish
For your superstar brother to call you personally to tell you when to show.
Cory
Up, I'm gonna put you on a movie.
Flip
But what's Tony. How's he supposed to know?
Ish
What call the producer or director or.
Flip
That's what's the ball got dropped.
Cory
I think communication got it sound like.
Flip
The ball got dropped. Because as an actor, I'm not calling the producer, say, hey, there's a movie. When do I come?
Ish
They supposed to call him agent, someone. Someone else should be handling.
Flip
That's what I'm saying. Somebody dropped the ball there, and it might be that they thought Chris was going to contact. I don't want to speculate. I'm just saying there's a lot of things that could have happened. But at the core, if you're my brother, if you're my brother and we're relatively talented, you should get a shot.
Cory
That's it.
Mark Lamont Hill
That's it.
Cory
I don't give a fuck what nobody said.
Joe Budden
How could you argue that and be against the LeBron relatively talented?
Flip
I'm not sure when we get the Hoboken Park. I'm not that Bronny James. He could beat you. I'll take that. But Ronnie James is not an NBA player. That's the deal.
Cory
I said LeBron James, based on what my father has done in this league, the money that my father has generated and this league and other areas. You absolutely fucking right. He deserves to be in the NBA.
Joe Budden
What discography tells you that Tony Rock is ready for the big leagues in terms of movies.
Cory
He's been on tour for 10, 15.
Parks
But it's not that.
Joe Budden
Don't necessarily.
Flip
It's not big leagues. My point is, I'm not saying he should have took Bernie Max spot and head of state. I'm saying he could have played the nigga selling hot dogs on the corner. He could have had an extra roll.
Joe Budden
You mean like a second round 55th pick?
Flip
Yeah, I don't have a problem with that. No, my criticism of Ronnie.
Joe Budden
No, no, no.
Flip
Here's the difference. My criticism. My criticism of Bronnie was not. I don't think it's good for Bronny. That was my point. I don't think Bronny's going to do well. If you told me that Tony Rock's gonna do a part that's gonna fuck up his career, I would say yeah. Chris, don't put him on.
Cory
Tony Rock has been in movies. Tony Rock TV show movies.
Flip
Yeah, and TV shows. He's a. He can act. I mean, super freak Zeke.
Joe Budden
What is that?
Flip
I don't know.
Joe Budden
That was you a freak?
Flip
Is that like some.
Joe Budden
Why you know, that was Kevin Hart.
Cory
Tony Robbins, Megan Good. They had an all star cast in the. The Steve.
Flip
There were all stars doing a lot of work in that sentence.
Joe Budden
But yeah. I don't know what you're talking about.
Flip
That's a very generous.
Cory
But super crazy what happened. What's the With Steve Harvey book?
Flip
Like a man.
Cory
Tony Rock has been in movies. Tony Rock again is not some bum ass that you just picking up off the street. That an accomplished comedian.
Joe Budden
I'll stop here. Cause I don't wanna make my argument sound like that's what I'm trying to say about Tony Rock. Cause I am not. I'm not trying to say that about Tony Rock with. I fuck with the rocks period, Joe.
Parks
We just gotta hit rocks.
Joe Budden
I also fuck with brothers. Not all the way fucking with their brother the way they brother think they should.
Flip
Joe, if your brother could rap. Not as good as you, but I.
Joe Budden
Got a younger brother that raps now.
Flip
Is he professional? How good is he?
Cory
You asking the wrong nigger though.
Flip
Okay, you're asking.
Mark Lamont Hill
Yeah, okay, you asking the wrong.
Joe Budden
Good luck with your shit.
Cory
My whole thing is this, right? My whole thing is in our culture.
Joe Budden
We remember when we wasn't up.
Cory
In our culture, we remember when we weren't up. It was A time when everybody's not up. Nobody walked into a fucking million dollars yesterday. So Chris Rock tells about when Eddie Murphy came in and put him on. Chris Rock was the mailman in fucking Boomerang. So my thing is, you gotta start. Start somewhere with smaller roles. Why not put my brother in a smaller role again? I'm not saying make him my co star because he. He compared himself to Martin Lawrence. No, you can't be in the role that Martin Lawrence is playing.
Flip
No. It's crazy.
Cory
Martin Lawrence. But I can also have a role as a funny. Write me in some little. A funny. The hot dog, whatever the case may be, to get my sad credits up.
Mark Lamont Hill
And all of that.
Joe Budden
That's true. Or you can have the role as the. That's mad that didn't take the flick.
Cory
I already know.
Parks
And let me ask you a question.
Flip
Angry. I don't play brother number two.
Parks
Let me ask you a question.
Mark Lamont Hill
Hold on.
Parks
Yeah, yeah.
Mark Lamont Hill
Now, if I do do that, use my phone call or get you in a role as an extra and you don't show.
Flip
That's it.
Mark Lamont Hill
And now they looking at me. Yo, where's your man? We had. You supposed. Your man's supposed to be here. You might say, all right, you know what? Fool me once. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not doing that.
Flip
And if that happened, I ain't got.
Joe Budden
No issue with it.
Parks
Sure.
Flip
But you got to get a shot. You gotta give him a shot. That's what he do.
Mark Lamont Hill
He gave him a shot.
Parks
So if I'd love to hear. So was he. Was he saying this as he. That he was disgruntled by telling the story? When he was telling the story?
Joe Budden
He didn't sound disgruntled.
Cory
He didn't sound disgruntled. But in my opinion, I mean, he a professional, so you might not gonna get up there and on your superstar brother and kick his back in. But he also said, like, yo, I would have. I would have liked to have gotten some roles.
Joe Budden
Well, that's honest. Honest and vulnerable of him, so I appreciate it. He didn't have to share none of that.
Cory
He. He sat up, so it didn't sound.
Parks
Like he was on his brother.
Cory
No, he sounded like he was being a professional. Arie Spears was giving the interview, and.
Parks
Ari Spears, if it sounded like the other way, you know, I wouldn't with my brother if he did that in the interview.
Cory
Yeah, like, yo, dog, I mean, Aries.
Joe Budden
Spears, another nigga with an ugly nose.
Cory
How you put Arie Spears nose in your mental Rolodex.
Joe Budden
Because I have eyes. And I saw that interview and said.
Flip
Look at that nigga now.
Joe Budden
And you kept it. Yes, nigga. Yeah.
Flip
Wow.
Joe Budden
Yeah. What's up? You got it?
Flip
This.
Joe Budden
I had it.
Cory
You had Aaron.
Joe Budden
My final question.
Parks
Mel, come back.
Joe Budden
Mel. Mel, I ain't going to hold you lie of chemistry. A lot of. No, it's not Mel.
Parks
Mel is not Mel.
Joe Budden
Got it long. A little better than I anticipated.
Parks
We miss you, man.
Joe Budden
No, we miss you first. That's facts. That we miss you, but also facts. Yo, this. This crew right here went really well.
Parks
Stop it. I did a horrible job, man.
Joe Budden
Oh, no. This is like. This is that crew. But welcome. Come on.
Parks
The is wrong with you, idiot.
Joe Budden
Yo, lastly, my final question to my distinguished guest. Yo, do we make anything of Jess Hilarious not being back on the Breakfast Club yet. Yo, timestamp, man. We serving him to you. I did. Him look crazy back to y'all.
Parks
No.
Flip
Yes. Yes.
Mark Lamont Hill
Was.
Cory
Wasn't she pregnant?
Flip
Yeah, she's on maternity.
Parks
She had a baby.
Flip
She's on maternity leave.
Cory
Oh, so.
Joe Budden
And then she had a baby.
Mark Lamont Hill
Okay, how long ago?
Parks
How long?
Joe Budden
Like the baby. Think baby's three, not three years old.
Parks
Yo, man, what the is wrong with you, baby?
Joe Budden
A pre game. She's still like, come back.
Parks
You're just saying that because there's a poll going out there that they said they prefer the young ladies on there now.
Joe Budden
No, no, I thought this for a while because I'm a fan of just hilarious. She was such a great addition to that amazing show. And then she left with the baby. Baby seven. That baby's at the party.
Cory
Yo, you good.
Joe Budden
And then they brought the new young lady in it who's doing great. So now. But I've been one to ask, like, where is Jess? Hilarious. I don't think that's home out of bounds to ask.
Flip
I mean, I. I think she should get all the maternity leave she wants. I saw her do some interviews lately, and I think she's starting to hit the road again for comedy.
Joe Budden
That's what made me ask.
Mark Lamont Hill
Yeah, she is.
Cory
You can't tell me how he got some hella.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Cory
I mean, in the 20s and 30s.
Flip
What do you mean?
Parks
I'm just.
Cory
That nigga deserve for Halloween. What you been for? You know that nigga is a panda bear. That nigga don't play.
Joe Budden
I just said she deserves time him at the homecoming. Like bmf. Like BMF with the food trucks outside when he pull up to the home.
Cory
Country where you went to underground with that Knowledge Morehouse.
Joe Budden
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Hey, that was. And we going to get some more into the house. Oh, man.
Flip
What I was going to say is, again, I'm a just hilarious fan. I like Lauren T. I'm a fan of both of them. And I think they both, though, in sports. Try and keep up. In sports. Oh, you don't lose your job to the backup. You don't lose your job to the back. Not for injury, but you also don't lose your job to injury.
Joe Budden
Wait, you don't.
Mark Lamont Hill
Wait, wait, what?
Joe Budden
Wait, wait, wait, don't. That's.
Cory
You don't lose your job to the backup in sports.
Joe Budden
You do.
Cory
I mean, to injury.
Flip
To injury. Like, if I'm out and somebody's filling in, they don't. You don't. They don't come back. Oh, now, you don't start no more. They give you a shot to get your job, to keep your job.
Joe Budden
Tell Drew Bledsoe.
Flip
Never happens, but when it does happen, that's the story. It's like, yo, he lost a job during injury.
Joe Budden
Tell, tell, tell. Dak dad with Tony Romo. What are y'all talking about?
Ish
Yeah, it happens.
Flip
I'm not saying kind of a lot. I'm not saying it doesn't happen.
Joe Budden
I'm saying tell Julius Randle that it does.
Flip
Well, no, they traded Julius Randle.
Joe Budden
No, he was injured, right, for multiple seasons in a row when the team need him. And then they said, all right, you keep being injured, we can't do this no more.
Flip
Yeah, that's different than a backup taking your spot because you were injured and turned out the backup in your starting.
Cory
Spot Was Julius Randle out 40 games. He rehabs, he comes back, and he's now healthy. It's his spot to reclaim now.
Flip
You can compete for it the next season.
Joe Budden
Tell that to OG And Anubi.
Flip
They traded him.
Joe Budden
No, the Knicks traded for him and kept him same position as Julius, paid him the max, and then shipped. Julius, who's been there for five, six.
Flip
Years, he still ain't.
Cory
I mean, he never got healthy.
Joe Budden
They both played in January. They both was playing in January. Then he got hurt, and then they decided to keep OG and it don't matter. There are some instances.
Flip
I'm not saying there aren't exceptions. What I'm saying is, in general, historically, we've said, like, if you have a job, and I think Russell Wilson's gonna.
Ish
Go back to that bench, I'll tell you that.
Flip
But. But he's also a marginal starter now. It's not like he's a guy who's who. Who people think of as a go to guy.
Cory
And he might have just beat him out. He didn't lose his job to the injury.
Flip
And what I'm sorry, I'm saying, and I'm not comparing pregnancy to an injury. I'm just saying when you're out of work for an excused reason, you know what I mean, you don't just come back and go, you lost your job, should have been pregnant. Right. You could question the fit or find a way to make it both work, but I would hate to see anything happen to Jess based on the fact that she left to have a baby and their chemistry has hit the road.
Mark Lamont Hill
She's opening for Martin on his tour.
Flip
Yeah, she's dope. Like, they both dope.
Mark Lamont Hill
This could be.
Joe Budden
Yeah, maybe there's a world where she questions.
Mark Lamont Hill
Yeah, this could be a whole play.
Joe Budden
We don't know. We don't know.
Flip
We don't know.
Cory
And I'm sure that contract was nice and.
Flip
Yeah.
Cory
Tidy, hopefully.
Joe Budden
Hope so. Shout out to Jess. Hilarious. Shout out to Jess and the new young lady, Lauren. Lauren.
Flip
Shout out to Lauren too. They both dope. They got different strengths, but they both dope.
Joe Budden
I'm going to end this broadcast, but not before I play this Fat Check clip so we could just hear what was going on. Y'all, Y'all queue up. Sleepers, y'all. What's up, New York? We were doomed. Let's go. We were doomed.
Flip
Tried to Told you.
Joe Budden
I love Fat Joe, but okay. It's different over here.
Parks
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Oh, Lord. New York City. This is what Fat Joe did before the Yankee game while we were down 02. This is the Bronx's response to the Dodgers bringing out Ice Cube the game before. I got a hundred runs, 100 clips. He say we from the home of the terrorist thoroughest Thursday. I'm from New York, man.
Parks
I can see the M.O.
Joe Budden
The name of duty.
Parks
Even he got to say it Blown up and I was just about to find.
Guest
But now that Ma is back, I.
Joe Budden
Think I much rather find him. And everybody talk crazy out of a pitch.
Parks
We going to hit it out the.
Joe Budden
Park every time we hit. You know, St. Le Truth, homie got the h Shook saying n joke on let him loose on me. Even the Dodgers was forced to leave. Just kidding me. Shout the Dodgers out. Wow, man.
Flip
Is that the moment where your soul left your body and you knew Yankees was toast?
Joe Budden
I mean, once I saw how many runners we were leaving on base, I was like, okay. It was a lot.
Mark Lamont Hill
I had a lot of them on my prospects.
Joe Budden
It was a lot.
Mark Lamont Hill
And yeah.
Joe Budden
Shout out to the Yankees. I don't know if I'm rooting for them to win tonight or lose. So my dad could see a celebration.
Flip
I told you last week, gentlemen, sweep, right? That means you're gonna lose the night. You're gonna win tonight and then lose on the 5th. I want your dad to have a great night. Shout out to your father. And then you'll lose in, you know, the game five.
Ish
It'll be good. Yeah.
Flip
Gentleman. Sweet.
Joe Budden
You get.
Flip
You get your one disrespectful.
Joe Budden
I'm rooting for the Yankees. Show some pride, man. Do it for George. Do it for George, man. Show a little bit of. Yeah.
Ish
Any of them. Any of them.
Joe Budden
Dead ass. Any of them.
Flip
My sources say they're. That they've given up, though. All jokes aside, I talked to somebody in the locker room. They.
Joe Budden
Candace. No, he spoke to Candace Owens.
Flip
No, no, no.
Joe Budden
The Yankees gave up.
Flip
Dead ass. It was a beat writer, he said. We asked what the energy was like. He said, totally done. Judge was going through the motions with his answers to our questions. No feeling. Win one game rings hollow after a performance like that.
Joe Budden
Well, Judge can't make contact one and two. A lot of this is bad managing by Boone. And I think the life was sucked out of them in that game one loss. Yeah, that Game one loss. Hurt. Hurt.
Flip
And that's New York teams in general, because y'all are frontrunners and you like character and heart. Once you take the soul out of y'all, one good punch to the mouth is a wrap. And that's what happened in game one, which I told you was going to happen, and then happened to get in game two. You know, it's over. I mean, yeah, but it was a good season.
Joe Budden
Shout out to the Yankees. Real good season. I do think we'll be back.
Flip
No respect for New York sports.
Joe Budden
It was really difficult watching the Knicks Cavs game the other night. For me, I just cannot get used to this cavity. What they call this nigga? The big cat. Big per. Big bodega.
Mark Lamont Hill
Big me out.
Joe Budden
Whatever they calling him, I cannot get.
Ish
Big Me out to this.
Joe Budden
Wow. Mind you, I've watched the Knicks. Every time they played, Cleveland just manhandled them on the boards. So this was the first time where we looked afraid of Evan Mobley. Word. And I wasn't. I'm not used to that. I'm not used to that at all. I hope that we gel and get it together.
Flip
Y'all cooked us last year on the boards now. Y'all don't look like the same team at all.
Joe Budden
Cat just did. He shot nine shots against Cleveland. Dancing out round out there by the three point line. Mobley and what's my man name that used to play for the Nest? The big tall dude with the Afro. Got that supermax. He's on Cleveland now. The other big boy jumping as Jared.
Cory
Jared.
Joe Budden
Man. Them niggas did whatever the they wanted to do, man.
Parks
Man.
Joe Budden
Shout out to the Knicks. Hopefully y'all get it together. And the Giants. I won't even get into it. Yeah.
Flip
Yeah.
Mark Lamont Hill
I was going to say that was a good game. I was just waiting.
Ish
I like that game.
Joe Budden
It was good. Cam Ward just waiting. Cam Ward. Let's draft him.
Ish
You're not going to be there.
Joe Budden
Cam Ward. Let's draft him.
Ish
You're not going to be there.
Flip
I just want you.
Joe Budden
We two and. We two and six.
Ish
Yeah. The Panthers are going to be there.
Mark Lamont Hill
It's a lot of bad teams.
Ish
There's a lot of bad teams.
Mark Lamont Hill
It's crazy.
Flip
Yeah.
Joe Budden
There's nothing. The way Dallas looking.
Cory
We fuck around. Be getting a nice little draft.
Joe Budden
We'll get a top five pick. I don't think there's five worse teams than us. I love that.
Flip
The New York fans talking about what draft they're going to get in week eight.
Mark Lamont Hill
Who in terms of record?
Joe Budden
Carolina.
Mark Lamont Hill
Carolina.
Ish
New England.
Joe Budden
New England. Yes. The Chargers.
Ish
No. Chargers are all right.
Joe Budden
I don't know their record. The Raiders.
Ish
The Raiders are pretty bad.
Joe Budden
The jets are bad.
Ish
The Dolphins and the jets are pretty. The Browns are brown.
Joe Budden
The Bengals are not going to have a worse record than us.
Ish
Tennessee is bad. They only got one win.
Mark Lamont Hill
It's bad.
Joe Budden
Two and six. You could have probably that tank.
Mark Lamont Hill
There's a lot of teams down there in that 2, 3 win.
Joe Budden
But I also don't have Cam Ward being the first quarterback off the board.
Ish
Although right now you guys technically would be the fourth pick.
Joe Budden
That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Top five. And we're in the Cam Ward.
Ish
But Cam Ward and Shadur are going off one and two.
Joe Budden
Probably. Well, Shador's a black. I'm a Giants fan. We don't draft black quarterbacks ever.
Flip
Is Shador. Amber? I'm not a football guy like that. Is Shador a solid NFL prospect?
Joe Budden
Yes. It's real. It's real. It's not. It's not hype.
Flip
Okay. It's good to know.
Cory
He looking. He looking like the prototypical black quarterback today.
Flip
Okay.
Cory
Which is. I could do it with my Arm. I could do it with my legs.
Flip
That's what's up.
Cory
Good decision making. He looking tough.
Joe Budden
All right. I'm taking it back to the old school. Taking it back to me losing my virginity. No, no, not me losing my virginity. Me learning how to fuck. My baby moms had that motherfucking little stereo over there. Used to play some shit. I've told this story before. You know what time it is? I'm going with Joy Lick.
Ish
Okay.
Mark Lamont Hill
This was.
Joe Budden
This record changed. This record changed my entire sex life. At 17, 18 years old, my baby mama played this. Oh, my God. And even when you're not around me I'm tingling. Just don't go away don't make my body wait no longer Actually, that's too freaky for a pod. I'm changing it. Same vibe. Alfonso Hunting, man. Talk to him. I go and see her when I.
Flip
Need some loving she's not afraid to.
Parks
Give me all of her affection One day she's got a treat for me.
Flip
After working hard all pretty fast I.
Parks
Need to see someone.
Joe Budden
Soon as I.
Flip
Get to her she knows what to.
Parks
Do and what I want hey, she just. She's my weekend.
Flip
She'S my weekend.
Joe Budden
She'S my weekend.
Parks
She greets me with a.
Joe Budden
Kiss and says hello.
Parks
She pulls me.
Flip
In and takes my cut off Nice.
Parks
Slow fireplace Burning for her love I'm.
Flip
Yearning and her sweet perfume fills the.
Parks
Room, yeah oh, it's the wear that she wore the way that she talks the softness of her lips Hurting her kiss I need all her love I need her to.
Joe Budden
Brand old music Brand old music from Alfonso100. That record is called Weekend Thing, available in your phones and on DSPs right this second. Actually, I don't know that that's true. I didn't check that. These old niggas be snatching Snatching their off hey, check it yourself. That's Alfonso with a Z. Weekend thing. Y'all are down. All right, what we got? What we got?
Mark Lamont Hill
I really love this album. This Glorilla's album just recently came out. We talked about it previously, but I feel like this one record, I haven't really heard it as much because it's buried deeper down the album. This record is called Let Her Cook off of Glorious.
Amber Rose
Never gave a damn I ain't never gave no, no Fell out with them hoes we ain't never making no back for everything I ever lost I'm on the miss we turned the whole house into a booth we in the kitchen oh, let her cook Big low come through Frying Sheet hey, let her cook okay Too much cake out bow oh, God, let her cook all these thoughts I'm trying Let me cook Big low come through shut down I'm bringing hoes out Run up on this you won't I'm swinging balls out if them hoes ain't bad as glow then put them hoes out Got my ankles on your shoulder, them toes out let's get it Ashley got a little fast now these hoes look matter okay Heading gala better I don't even think that matter Talking like she gang she only want no m these hoes can walk with Maryland need your saying oh, God, I ain't gonna cry no hunt I ain't gonna cry no rape either I got my own cake. You ain't gonna make me wait either my ever cheat on me I bet we break even your steal my Betty can't leave me hoe never gave a damn I ain't never gave no no Fell out with them hoes we ain't never making no back for everything I ever lost I'm on the miss let's go we turned the whole house into a booth we in kitchen Let her cook. Big low come through frying sheet hey, let her cook okay Too much cake out bow beats oh, God, let her cook all these socks I'm trying Let.
Flip
Me cook.
Amber Rose
Early bird get the worm give me head I want your sperm Can't TC toast the game no, these tender let them learn no, they hate to see me win Play that us let it burn hold up, wait a minute huh Let me talk my I can't let up on these why I'm finna drop again Gave you host the recipe I did can't get this sauce again Gave them hoes a head start this time Never gave a damn I ain't never gave no food no Fell out with them hoes we never make enough back for everything I ever lost I'm on the miss let's go we turned the whole house into a booth we in the kitchen Let her cook Big low come through frying sheet hey, let her cook okay Too much cake out bow oh, God, let her cook all these sauce I'm trying Let me.
Joe Budden
Cook.
Mark Lamont Hill
And that is lettuce Cook by Glorilla off of Glorious I'm playing new.
Ish
Old music this is a Clark Kent joint How we roll cannabis oh.
Joe Budden
That'S the love is beat Y.
Ish
Let'S go.
Guest
I never freestyle for free without charging a the box for the glory I don't give a if you ignore me you can't cause me freestyle of written spitting with infinite ammunition for anybody trying to go the distance I promise you no less than a hundred thousand kilometers My mom throw you evacuating your continent I'm barbaric with the alphanumerica and you with lyrics to separate your body from your spirit. This is for whack doing shows and cuz I'll be in the crowd if you ain't controlling it.
Joe Budden
You don't know nothing about this joke.
Guest
We savages snatching microphones from amateurs cuz like women who get abortions I ain't having it split you into little kind of like crystal so I can sniff you when I say be displayed at the Smithsonian. Your mom's aon cubic cus have you any idea what I do to cruise like you? How many in my career I ran through coming after y'all blasting y'all with the shotgun like a front seat passenger? You must be asking for some sort of a master massacre. I'm attacking your basic automobile crashes when I smash that ass in the BlackBerry.
Joe Budden
Manassas, yo, when this came out, he was the nicest dude in the universe, by the way.
Guest
The illest MC that you ever seen in your life. I hop into the back seat of a cab and round till the meter says N line for line. I battle any kind of MC at any time, whether they signed or unsigned, with many lines. More lines than a million pair of Adidas. More lines than the Bible quoted from Jesus. More lines than the African herd of zebras. This ain't with the Cannabis Sativa. This is for all you doing shows and trolling. Trolling.
Ish
That's how we roll. Cannabis produced right there by DJ Clark Kent.
Joe Budden
Rest in peace and thank you to that album. Miss you, man. Word.
Mark Lamont Hill
Gotta let that album rock again.
Joe Budden
Clark Ken told me I was nicer than all y'all too. Just so y'all know. I know he's not here, so you can't confirm, but he said it. I ain't like the rest of you that keep posting the pictures. I had real life talks with the man. He told me I was better than y'all. He did all of y'all. But go ahead.
Cory
We'll just go into my joint. I'm going back to big Jersey.
Joe Budden
Mojo, let's go. Turn it up. 10 minutes. What you gotta do? Call a little calm down. Ols. What we doing? Idiot. Yo, who else from Jersey?
Cory
The artist, nigga.
Joe Budden
She said you're not an artist.
Cory
Song is soul on fire.
Joe Budden
Like it get to feel it in my soul. I lift you up and spread your bless is how you like it? Let me in those controls control I need it? Look you in your eyes and see that you defeated the way that you breathing?
Parks
I glorify the sl we made ever lose this love?
Joe Budden
Going round for round, round for round? I think it's time we let it go? You reach your cl Slow it down we can make some time for that.
Parks
Pick you up, break you up, you.
Joe Budden
Got me check And I'm loving the way that you say it. Love? Cause that's how I need it.
Parks
That's how I need it.
Joe Budden
I glorify this love we made on our hardest days. Take you everywhere I've ever seen you love? Show you I'll show you all the things you ain't seen. Take you far, Take you places you ain't been. Cause you know that I'm fucking it up? And I'm loving your body like crazy? Calling me yours, Calling you my you my baby, my baby. Glorify this love we make Won't ever.
Parks
Lose this love.
Ish
That is Soul on fire by the artist with a dollar sign as the s. Yeah.
Cory
Her name is the artist.
Ish
Tough with it.
Joe Budden
Prince. Name was the artist.
Cory
Her name is the artist as well.
Joe Budden
And Prince.
Cory
There you go.
Joe Budden
Oh, Mel's not here.
Ish
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Damn, man. I wanted to hear Mel's sleep of the day. I did. Mel. We love you, girl. Enjoy your day off. Enjoy your day off. Have a slice. Have a blast. Um, I'm going out tonight. You outside going out tonight. Girls love karaoke. Doing they.
Ish
Oh, you bringing it back.
Joe Budden
They're doing Girls love Halloween.
Ish
Girls do love Halloween. And I love that. Girls love Halloween.
Joe Budden
Tonight. They doing Girls love Halloween now.
Cory
Who dressing up like a pumpkin now?
Joe Budden
Last week.
Mark Lamont Hill
Oh, wow.
Joe Budden
I got there early and left early. Some of the money niggas was looking at me like a pump monk. Not tonight. Not tonight.
Cory
Throwing money in there.
Joe Budden
I said some of the money was looking at me like I needed a nap. They was looking at me like I was sleepy. You.
Parks
You ain't.
Mark Lamont Hill
You ain't a rock. You ain't. I got it.
Joe Budden
I got it.
Ish
You got that, though.
Mark Lamont Hill
I gonna learn on the night, though.
Joe Budden
He. What's up? What you doing? What you doing tonight, which is tomorrow night. You cool. They doing Girls love Halloween tomorrow night. You said that tomorrow night, which is tonight because this comes out tomorrow. Yeah, I already hit the people I need to hit. Let them know a few blancos.
Cory
Tommy and Orosco.
Joe Budden
Yeah, man. Girls do love Halloween.
Mark Lamont Hill
They do.
Joe Budden
We could talk tonight.
Cory
Yeah, I might want to come See some.
Ish
Yeah, I'm gonna have to see some costumes. I'm big on costumes.
Cory
I see some ghosts and some. You know what I mean?
Parks
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Cats and.
Cory
Yeah, yeah.
Joe Budden
I'm mad on Val Velma, this little social event today that they do in the city, man.
Mark Lamont Hill
I mean, they're doing at the right time. Because we all love Halloween.
Ish
We all do.
Joe Budden
We know.
Mark Lamont Hill
And we love. Like you said, that they love Halloween.
Ish
We're very festive. Yeah.
Joe Budden
Normally, girls love karaoke, tricking and treating. This week is Girls Love Ball.
Ish
We gotta get in the spirit.
Joe Budden
Halloween. Yeah. It's a costume party. Got to wear a costume, man. Costume is like a. What. What's the. What's that word?
Ish
License.
Joe Budden
When you want to more. Aphrodisiac. Right? That's what aphrodisiac mean. When you want to more.
Cory
No, things that make you.
Joe Budden
Yeah, right. Come on. Educator.
Mark Lamont Hill
What costumes?
Joe Budden
I mean, I'm going, my girl. I'm bringing my girl, too. There you go. I'm bringing my girl. Yo, when my girl shut the up and stop bitching about yo. She's funny like you. You ever remember that? He's like, yo, you not that bad.
Mark Lamont Hill
Well, you're not doing this.
Joe Budden
Shut the fuck up. Sometimes I can live with this shit. Yo, the night you bring your girl out is also the night that all the girls you want to fuck come out. Like, I'm bringing my girl because I was just there last week. I kept it cool and I kept it pee. I kept it pee. Watch this week. Watch what happened now. What y'all think Halloween is such Halloween.
Parks
At least nine and a half.
Joe Budden
At least nine and a half. All right, man.
Ish
Okay.
Joe Budden
Oh, come on, man. I'm ending with number three. Y'all know what time it is. I love y'all. I don't know. Y'all didn't give a midnight release. I don't know. I don't know.
Guest
Flip.
Joe Budden
Four more hours, man. You can go home. Yo. Hey, just give me four more hours of your time. Maybe five, and you can go home. Mark worked it out in his contract. He's gonna get out of here in 10 minutes. I need about four.
Mark Lamont Hill
Four more.
Parks
It don't need to be a thing. It can just be in. I'm just choosing not to engage.
Joe Budden
You got him.
Parks
I show you better. I can tell you.
Joe Budden
We end. Yo, we ended.
Parks
Yo, listen, you need a ride?
Flip
No, no, I'm good. I'm good. My contract got a driver, so I just go back and forth.
Joe Budden
Yeah, he got a driver's contract. You got should have negotiated that.
Parks
No, I'm. I'm trying. I'm ready already.
Joe Budden
Yo, yo, with you is one of my favorite things in the fourth quarter. Yo, the fourth quarter ain't even a fourth quarter. If I can't with Flip. Yo, keep us in your prayers. Lord knows we love being there or we need to be there. Until next time, I bid you a new farewell. Adios to R La Vista AR so long goodbye or simple head n will suffice you I mean check this though.
Guest
Some niggas break away the pain I think a ways to gain and it happens so naturally you think it's preordained gratefully yours reign escape from that ball of chain them telephised in it for the long hall of fame Wait yo.
Joe Budden
Remember life is a series of moments and moments pass so let's make this one last as if it's all we have and lastly I'm trying to get.
Guest
Even a fine balance oh no.
Joe Budden
Do you hear how nice that was? Can't tell if I'm trying to get even or find a balance. Get it? If you find a balance, it's even. Come on.
Guest
But I'm much closer I'm on front host love it so sober yet he's.
Joe Budden
Here Parks let day bars know.
Parks
And.
Joe Budden
Lastly the baddies are insecure the stagnant women want to travel and the close minded women want you to teach them things grab you with Tylenol you might.
Guest
Need it on top of the world but desire to fall Cause what's the point of dreaming big if you've acquired it all but if lyricism is back I help the spearhead if we order in Cls make mine a year ahead I skip the club line and don't get turned around so girls come at a high volume I don't turn them.
Joe Budden
Down that was broke. That was broke. That was talking like that. That, that was penniless. That was high volume that's why I keep saying turn it down, get volume.
Mark Lamont Hill
They don't want you to rap now.
Joe Budden
Like you ain't even do the science volume turn to come off no pregnant what you say? That's light. Come on, man. Come on, man. That's light. Shout out Tay rock that's light.
Guest
Check the way I offset don't get confused by the Bentleys in the Corvette Got stories from my hood that arrival, those award bags Jersey city helped them old what I amounted to My only beef is they don't hold itself accountable so a few resent me but I'm cool with it they handed Me, the city before I knew what to do with it. Slash that I put up.
Joe Budden
All right, anybody got any interesting plans for the rest of the week? Halloween plans, Halloween plans, weekend plans. Anything cool that we need to share? Keeping it light Old season two improper improv today.
Mark Lamont Hill
And I'll be at Ice. Loves Halloween, too.
Joe Budden
Yo. Oh, you can't come out because you and your shorty.
Mark Lamont Hill
But who Wait, I, I, I have.
Joe Budden
To do something if you want to check out Girls love Halloween, man. You see the trailer for this? The teaser. Amani, I know.
Mark Lamont Hill
I don't need.
Joe Budden
You see the teaser.
Flip
That's right.
Mark Lamont Hill
I don't need.
Flip
I'm sold.
Mark Lamont Hill
Yeah, the name.
Joe Budden
I'm sitting there watching, watching the trail on my phone. Here go my stupid ass. My stupid ass, girl. I'm like, yo, I knew that camera was coming my way. She said, yeah, I know I can tell by your pose. Sitting there trying to hide your thumb. You sitting there trying to hide your thumb and look cool in front of the yo, I cried laughing for 40 minutes, yo, sometimes your girl know you. Yeah, sometimes your girl know you. Hey, I swear to camera, I did try to hit my I tried to hit my.
Guest
God gave me anything I.
Joe Budden
Was hoping for Door try to quit.
Guest
Smoking more Just met a going world so how could we end up trusting each other when our bond started out with us judging each other both like, yeah, we just each other but nobody getting full while we bluffing each other Got one world it's too much history with another that's never happy, too much misery another that'll guzzle shots till she lit really sick and another that only test me to say give me some dick, I swear how could you ever say Joe went soft? What if I tell you my problems? You think I'm showing up? I keep it quiet. It's all covered on my end. My quality of life is pretty high.
Joe Budden
End also, while we end, I want to let y'all know Joel in bed is scheduled to not play tonight.
Flip
Wow.
Joe Budden
Didn't play the other night either. But, oh, no, I still turn on ESPN to see if I see Ish and Mark holding hands.
Flip
Can't go to the game?
Joe Budden
No, not at all. Let me see you on ESPN again, talking to older Marquez next year. I'm grown up. I'm grown up next year. All right, well, Mark leave. Stay here. Flip.
Parks
Jbp, jbp.
Joe Budden
Where would you be without the jvp?
Parks
Try to do some slick.
Joe Budden
I love.
Podcast Summary: The Joe Budden Podcast – Episode 771 | "Toxic Poetry"
Release Date: October 30, 2024 Hosts: Joe Budden, Freeze, Mark Lamont Hill, Cory, Parks, Flip, Guest
Joe Budden kicks off Episode 771 with his characteristic high energy, welcoming his co-hosts and friends back to the show. He introduces Freeze and Mark Lamont Hill, setting a lively and engaging tone for the episode.
Notable Quote:
Joe Budden (00:00): "What's poppin'? Everything."
The conversation delves into the complexities of male friendships and relationships. Joe discusses the challenges men face in maintaining trust and understanding within relationships, highlighting issues like insecurity and territorial behavior.
Notable Quotes:
Joe Budden (06:16): "If you're able to separate where you are versus where you work, then you know that these jokes are about to hit different."
Mark Lamont Hill (26:17): "My family won't be mad no more. She'll be cool."
The hosts debate the fine line between being supportive and overstepping in relationships, emphasizing the importance of communication and mutual respect.
A significant portion of the episode addresses racism and societal stereotypes. The hosts discuss topics like caviar being perceived as white luxury compared to oxtail, expressing disdain for stereotypes that reduce cultural foods to mere status symbols.
Notable Quotes:
Joe Budden (18:53): "Do you guys think that caviar is white people's version of oxtail?"
Parks (20:21): "Eating caviar is eating fish sperm. That's freaky."
They critique how certain cultural practices are appropriated and trivialized, advocating for a deeper understanding and appreciation of diverse traditions.
The podcast transitions into a spirited discussion about sports, focusing on baseball and basketball. Joe shares his frustrations with the Yankees' performance against the Dodgers, lamenting missed opportunities and poor pitching.
Notable Quotes:
Joe Budden (13:23): "I feel like I jinxed the Yankees. We should have been kidnapped him."
Flip (23:25): "Ghostly Yankees got me."
They reflect on the dynamics between teams, player performances, and the emotional investment fans have in their favorite sports franchises.
In a heartfelt segment, Joe pays tribute to DJ Clark Kent, a beloved figure in hip hop who recently passed away after battling colon cancer. The hosts reminisce about Clark's contributions to the culture and express their sorrow over his loss.
Notable Quote:
Joe Budden (174:02): "All us niggas that went skydiving understand it. I was watching y'all when y'all filled out page four on the IP when we went skydiving."
They emphasize the importance of recognizing and celebrating the foundational figures in hip hop, highlighting Clark's legacy.
The discussion shifts to the entertainment industry, where the hosts analyze the casting choices in movies and TV shows. They debate the opportunities given to comedians like Tony Rock compared to their counterparts, pondering the impact of familial ties and fame on career advancements.
Notable Quotes:
Joe Budden (53:43): "Tony Rock is an accomplished comedian. But to give my brother a role, cause Tony Rock attributed it to money..."
Mark Lamont Hill (93:08): "If I'm not... we might not rock."
The conversation underscores the challenges faced by talented individuals in securing roles amid industry biases and nepotism.
Returning to personal relationships, the hosts discuss the necessity of trust and open communication. They share anecdotes about misunderstandings, jealousy, and the importance of supporting one's partner through challenges.
Notable Quotes:
Joe Budden (92:35): "I have a certain responsibility to invest in my partner."
Cory (94:20): "If you're not willing to heal those things, I can't take on that."
They emphasize that building and maintaining trust requires ongoing effort and understanding from both partners.
The hosts express their opinions on the evolution of hip hop, critiquing the current trends that prioritize shock value and commercial success over lyrical depth and authenticity. They reminisce about classic moments and contrast them with today's music videos and lyrical content.
Notable Quotes:
Joe Budden (172:09): "We need to bring back poetic bars."
Flip (173:30): "Don’t feed the shit."
This segment serves as a nostalgic reflection on hip hop's roots and a call to return to its foundational elements.
Throughout the episode, there are promotional breaks, notably for Prize Picks, a daily fantasy sports app. Additionally, the hosts discuss new music releases, including Tyler's album "Chropia" and Glorilla's project "Glorious," offering their reviews and opinions.
Notable Quotes:
Joe Budden (71:58): "Listen to this after listening to that again, I don't know."
Mark Lamont Hill (116:13): "I enjoyed it. It felt like Tyler stepping out of the usual beats."
They encourage listeners to engage with new projects while balancing promotional content seamlessly within their discussions.
As the episode nears its end, the hosts offer final thoughts, share Halloween plans, and pay last respects to guests and departed friends like DJ Clark Kent. They maintain a balance between humor and heartfelt moments, ending on a strong, community-focused note.
Notable Quotes:
Joe Budden (225:00): "Rest in peace to Charlie Murphy. You just got this."
Mark Lamont Hill (226:54): "She deserves it."
The episode wraps up with high energy, reinforcing the bonds among the hosts and their commitment to their community and culture.
Complexity of Relationships: The importance of trust, communication, and understanding in male friendships and romantic relationships.
Racism and Cultural Stereotypes: Critical examination of societal stereotypes, especially regarding cultural foods and practices.
Sports Passion: Deep emotional investment in sports teams and their performances, reflecting broader themes of disappointment and hope.
Hip Hop Tributes: Honoring influential figures like DJ Clark Kent, emphasizing the significance of foundational contributors to the culture.
Entertainment Industry Dynamics: Insights into the challenges within the entertainment sector, particularly concerning nepotism and fair opportunities.
Modern Hip Hop Critique: A call to return to authentic, poetic lyrics in hip hop, resisting the commercialization and superficial trends of today.
This episode of "The Joe Budden Podcast" encapsulates a blend of personal anecdotes, cultural critiques, and passionate discussions, all underscored by the hosts' dynamic camaraderie.