
The JBP opens up their latest episode with a discussion on whether Ish is a gift-shamer (1:25) before Joe discusses how his pride and ego has been hurt once again by his friends (12:15). The room then talks about the chaos of Election Day (22:57), New...
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Joe Budden
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Ish
I don't. I wouldn't do that.
Joe Budden
We are live. We are live. Put on your podcasting voices. Put on your podcasting voices. Ish and ice conversation was too juicy to not hit the start button. Parks engineer extraordinaire.
Ice
Oh, my God.
Joe Budden
Engineer extraordinaire. Heard it getting juicy. And because we the best in the biz, we're gonna give y'all a little bit a peek. A behind the scenes peek at some of the juice.
Ice
It wasn't juicy.
Ish
Some of the Juice, Some of the kitchen talk.
Joe Budden
I don't know why he wasn't here for that talk, though.
Parks
Anyway, that was when he was out.
Ice
Yeah, I had.
Joe Budden
That's when he did that no call, no show shit.
Ice
I didn't do that.
Joe Budden
Well, Ian said you did that Friday. You did? Yeah.
Ice
Ian said no, didn't I?
Joe Budden
It don't matter. It don't matter. You my man. Anyway, Ian can't turn me against you. There's no division. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You got your stick on?
Ice
Oh, yes.
Joe Budden
Okay. Okay, go ahead now. Go ahead. Update the people on this funny shit real quick.
Ish
We had a conversation. This was a couple weeks ago.
Joe Budden
Yeah. I said that Ish you should get some shades. After he complimented my shades. I said, Ish told me. Ish told me not to get him no Ray Bans.
Mel
Mm.
Ish
I says, you don't like Ray Bans? I said, I like Ray Bans. And Joe said, so why you told me, don't get you nothing. And I'm like, here you go. It's contextual, right? So Joe was talking about he had wore some glasses. I'm like.
Joe Budden
So I said, tell them the context.
Ish
Those are dope. So he's like, yeah, yeah. I was in the store. I was gonna pick you up up here. You know what I mean? I'm like, oh, that's dope. He said, yeah, I was gonna get you some Ray Bans. I said, whoa, whoa, whoa. You in the store getting you Louie? I said, how much was the Ray Bans? You know what I'm saying?
Joe Budden
But you.
Ice
Okay, go ahead.
Ish
So I'm like, nah, I'm cool, dog.
Ice
You got that?
Ish
So he's like, what you mean? I'm like, yo, fam, you're not gonna go to the store and get you no motherfucking wagyu and get me no.
Ice
Pizza for one Ray Bans aren't pizza.
Corey
Right?
Ish
But in comparison.
Ice
Not even in comparison. Not even in comparison.
Mel
They make some nice Ray Bans they really can do.
Corey
I love it.
Ish
It's some good pizza out.
Ice
But you like Ray. You just said you like Ray Bans. I do so. And you just said you didn't. For more context, when I asked you why you didn't get you no shades, you said, I don't lose them.
Ish
Yeah, I don't really buy shades.
Ice
Know you lose them.
Ish
Don't know that. You said that before.
Parks
You said that before.
Ish
I know that you said that before.
Joe Budden
You've also said that before, publicly, in front of millions.
Ice
I did so know you lose them. But why. So what's the problem with somebody getting you something that a you like and two is not as much as the other one with the chance of you losing it?
Ish
Because I'm.
Joe Budden
I.
Ish
So listen to this. If I. If I buy food for everybody, I'm gonna buy everybody the same food. I'm not gonna eat a higher level of food and make niggas under me or my friends eat different food. I'm gonna buy collectively, everybody gonna have the same shit.
Ice
If I go buy my. Your food. Example. If I'm buying everybody food. But I know he don't really eat much of shit.
Ish
That's different. Keep going, though, right?
Ice
He ain't gonna eat much. He gonna throw it away. So maybe I'll get him a salad or something less expensive. Because if he wasted or whatever, it's not as much loss, Right. If you lose everything.
Joe Budden
And if you got him something he liked. Why.
Ice
And he likes it. Why? He likes that and he likes that.
Ish
But you modifying the premise.
Joe Budden
He got you.
Ish
He don't. He made it to where he got me.
Ice
No, you just entered.
Ish
You dog. When you go shopping for somebody, you're not saying, yo, if I buy something for this person, they might lose it.
Ice
If that person. If that person tell me, they lose all the time.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ice
I'm gonna think that if it's your.
Ish
Kid, like, you know your kid, you experience your kid.
Joe Budden
You're a gift shamer.
Mel
Yeah.
Corey
Yeah.
Joe Budden
I think he's finding a long way to say, yeah, yo, I'm a gift shamer.
Ish
I don't even know.
Corey
It's kind of like slapping a gift horse in the mouth. You ever heard that phrase?
Ish
I have not.
Corey
Okay.
Joe Budden
Yes. Yo, it stopped today.
Ish
Slapping a.
Ice
Look at you.
Parks
Said you can't put the feathers back in the goose.
Mel
She put a gangst going to Canada.
Joe Budden
It's what's in that.
Mel
What's the gift horse in the mouth?
Joe Budden
Are you illegally.
Ish
I never even heard nothing about no gift horse. I never heard that in my life.
Parks
How you heard the goose feathers, but you didn't hear.
Joe Budden
You never heard look a gift horse in the mouth?
Mel
Yeah.
Ish
What does it mean?
Ice
I'm shocked. Cause you be here at all.
Mel
It means, like, don't be ungrateful for something somebody gives you. Like, if a horse gives you a gift, you don't make fun of his teeth.
Joe Budden
Well, the gift shamers never heard that quote. If you're a gift shamer. You heard that quote?
Ish
Gift shamer got you.
Ice
Oh, man, that's funny.
Ish
You know you said something before, right?
Joe Budden
What have I said?
Ish
Niggas was like, yo, they was gonna buy you something. You said, yo, you gonna buy me what? Oh, you won't buy me that.
Joe Budden
Keep your poor gifts. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You think that's the same?
Ice
I think that's the same.
Joe Budden
You think that's the same?
Ice
I'm on his side with that. Because he don't like it.
Ish
You said he didn't like it because it was a poor gift.
Ice
He don't like the brand, the gift, whatever that is. He don't like that. You like Raymond?
Corey
You like Raymond.
Ice
You just said I like Raymond.
Ish
Yo, fam, y'all are.
Joe Budden
We got you.
Mel
I see what you. It's not the same thing, though. Cause he said, don't buy me something I don't want. And you saying, it's not that I don't want it, it's just I don't want it if you getting that other thing.
Joe Budden
That's not.
Mel
Unless you buy in.
Ice
He said, buy me what you buying you. You motherfucking right.
Mel
It's a gift.
Parks
I know.
Ish
So cool.
Ice
All right.
Ish
I'm a standing there. It's a gift.
Ice
I'm a stand in there.
Ish
But now, if somebody offers to buy you a gift, they two totally separate things. I'm not comparing them.
Joe Budden
I love that.
Ish
But if somebody now offers to buy you a gift and you say, yo, keep your poor ass gift, is that not cracking on Mr. Ed's teeth?
Joe Budden
What the fuck are we talking about here?
Ish
I'm lost.
Ice
Oh, man.
Joe Budden
Oh, man.
Ice
You should have took the Ray Bans.
Ish
No, no, I shouldn't have, but I'm good.
Joe Budden
And Ray Bans got more history. I love the sunglass Game than Louie.
Ish
I like Ray Bans. I'm not disrespecting Ray Bans. Before anybody out there be like, yo, this nigga think he too good now. I like Ray Bans and you got.
Joe Budden
A Ray Ban face.
Ice
I do.
Ish
Aviators look nice.
Ice
What the fuck?
Ish
Aviators look nice on me.
Joe Budden
I'm getting you Ray Ban.
Ice
I'm gonna get him up there, I'm gonna get him on these chairs have.
Joe Budden
No say in what I get for him anyway.
Ice
That's the point.
Joe Budden
Yeah, I'm just ray bans, nigga. Two pair now.
Ish
Yo, I must.
Joe Budden
No, you get two pair. Double it up.
Ish
You do that.
Joe Budden
X2 do that. Put the gift receipt in there too.
Ice
Oh, God.
Ish
Put the gift receipt into.
Joe Budden
He would return the gift. You're.
Ish
I'm a what?
Joe Budden
Go ahead. I'm learning about you on election day. Make him a new name. You're a gift returner.
Parks
I've returned some gifts.
Ice
I'll re gift. I ain't gonna return it though.
Joe Budden
Every day I learn.
Mel
Somebody buy me some shit I want. I'll give it somebody else. Oh, absolutely. Oh, for sure. I didn't give away sunglasses, sneakers. If they found out, it would be tacky.
Corey
Yeah, agreed.
Ish
Yo, that's crazy.
Joe Budden
Every day I find out that we are without class.
Mel
Oh, I have nuts. I ain't got nuts.
Joe Budden
Oh my God.
Mel
I'm re gifting all the time.
Ice
Yeah, no, I'm re gifting for sure. That's so tacky to me. But it's cool. I'll give it to my mother.
Corey
The easiest thing to regift is bottles. Bottles of liquor. That's the easiest thing to regift.
Joe Budden
I'm keeping that.
Ice
No, we're gonna keep those.
Corey
But if you're in a pinch, you're like, oh, shit, I can't show up empty handed.
Mel
In a pinch.
Corey
That's what I mean. It's the easiest thing to regift.
Mel
I regift kids toys. Like when people give my kids toys, I don't tell my kids they got toys. They go in a closet so that when there's a party or somebody else, they don't need no toys. They regift it.
Ice
Depending on what it is, you give me some of that loud shit or.
Mel
Oh, loud shit don't even make it in the house.
Ish
Slime.
Joe Budden
Any of that.
Mel
They don't have no talent in music. Cause that shit ain't coming to the house.
Joe Budden
Disgusting. It's terrible when them kids get the musical gifts. Once you go through it once. Once you go through it Once, you know, if you got a few guys.
Parks
Get the right one, you gotta get a little violin or something where they can be some.
Ice
With some strings.
Joe Budden
We gotta start Drums.
Ice
I used to. Yo, I used to be an I used to gift. That was my number one gift.
Parks
That's a good one.
Ice
Drum set.
Mel
Drum set.
Parks
I've been throwing my sister with that for years.
Ice
Oh, you got a kid got a birthday drum set.
Mel
That's what I give my daughter, her kids. I. I get them all loud.
Ice
You know what happened?
Mel
I got a drum set.
Ice
Stop that shit immediately. Yeah, I got it. There won't be no more drum sets.
Ish
No more drum sets.
Parks
There may be little electric ones now.
Joe Budden
You're good.
Ice
Hell no. No drum sets.
Joe Budden
Stupid ass. Me, I bought the kid's drum set, tried to put it together, got frustrated, broke it. Said, why do I have to live like this? Got a human, real adult size drum set and enough drumsticks for Lex to go in there and do what he wanted to do. And I was like, that's the musician in me. I'm gonna have a real drum set so my kid could play.
Parks
Pops was a drummer too, right?
Joe Budden
Yeah. And I'm different than me banging on pots and pans, you know, we could do it. So let's do it, nigga. Every chance he got mad important phone calls, he bop boop bop symbols in the background.
Corey
What did you think was gonna happen?
Joe Budden
That's my favorite part on espn. Them little sports shows too, when y'all at the experts be zooming in from home and then they dog jump on them or the kid, the kid running there. And they'd be like, oh, Bart, pardon me.
Ice
Kids don't be giving a flow, streaking.
Joe Budden
Just run through what kids don't give a.
Ish
They don't care.
Joe Budden
I had to fucking get on the same page as my BM on some co parenting shit the other day. You know what I mean? Yeah, you said that with kids disdain. Kid turning 7, picking up some nasty habits. I blamed her. That's the best part about being the dad in a co parenting situation. Anything that foul in that little motherfucker. Hey, what you doing in this house? Hey. He starts saying shit like, no, and I don't want to. Too much for me at 7? Yeah.
Ish
Oh, my daughter say that at 2.
Ice
Mm.
Mel
What are you talking about?
Corey
I thought it would start terrible too.
Joe Budden
No, at 2 you saying it on some chill, yo, I'm up in the world. I'm just saying shit. At 7, he's saying it and want to know why it Is a conversation to be had. Like he means it. Conviction.
Mel
They got thoughts and feelings and shit. Yeah.
Joe Budden
Like they think it's the worst. Think it's time for the back and forth.
Ice
Oh, yeah.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ice
That. Yeah.
Joe Budden
With who?
Ice
My dumb ass used to get caught up in there too. I'm trying to explain over and over.
Joe Budden
Hold up. Yeah. Nah. No.
Ice
Cause I said so.
Joe Budden
Cry to your mother. Don't cry. Them tears gonna hit different over here, buddy.
Ice
Ice.
Ish
We're not supposed to say. Because I said so.
Joe Budden
That's it. That's all I said. That's all I say.
Ish
That's trauma.
Joe Budden
It shouldn't be nothing after. Cuz I said so. This new. This new and next generation of having to explain to a toddler. Yeah. No, no. Do your homework. I'm doing it with Mommy. Pull that if you don't get that little. Come on. Cat hat.
Mel
Bat.
Joe Budden
Is bat. Okay. Come on. Cute. Quit. Come on. Come on.
Ice
Pull that out.
Mel
That backpack.
Joe Budden
When that backpack. I been skipping homework for weeks.
Ish
It's that button in him.
Joe Budden
You better. Tell you what.
Ice
I'm not listening to this.
Joe Budden
I know one thing. You better color that elephant, buddy.
Mel
Hey.
Joe Budden
Get that. All right. So really quickly, before we get started, my pride and ego has been put to the test again. Yet yet again by friends. It's always by friends. My enemies know better. My friends not so much. Brother Mark Lamont Hill comes in here with some breakfast.
Corey
That was nice.
Mel
Breakfast, my own breakfast for himself?
Joe Budden
Yeah, breakfast for one.
Corey
Oh, okay.
Mel
Well, honestly, not to be smart, when I get here, no one else is here, so it would be cold. Except you. And you don't seem like a breakfast eater.
Corey
No, he is. Oh.
Mel
You be outside on the phone doing your thing. So, you know.
Joe Budden
So you're not hungry? You can hear my stomach growling. You can't hear it from over there.
Mel
I never heard your stomach growl.
Ish
And I came in here with breakfast last week.
Joe Budden
You did.
Mel
You did come in with breakfast. So you know I eat breakfast. How many did you bring? How many platters did you bring?
Ice
One.
Mel
Okay. Okay.
Ish
I didn't know you were here.
Mel
You didn't?
Ish
But you know now that I was for the pod.
Mel
I was coming Tuesday.
Parks
He listens to the pod, though.
Ish
Yeah, he might have.
Mel
Damn.
Ish
But I ain't get out of here.
Mel
Everybody was silent. Maybe I didn't. Maybe y'all didn't hear. No one responded. That's why I got real quiet. That wasn't that day.
Joe Budden
That wasn't that day.
Mel
No, it was the next day. Y'all came. You had Breakfast. No one else had breakfast. I don't see no snacks.
Ice
I brought my own snacks, which means.
Ish
Yo, I know ish eat breakfast.
Mel
I didn't. You know what? That's true. I thought you were off today when I talked to you last night, didn't.
Ish
You did.
Mel
Yeah. I thought he was off.
Joe Budden
It was another game. Oh, y'all just talking on days where the Sixers don't play. We had a.
Ish
What's wrong with you, y'all?
Mel
We had a conversation. We had an excuse.
Joe Budden
Building.
Ice
Team building.
Joe Budden
I mean, building, huh?
Mel
Team building. I. Team building. Everybody okay?
Ice
I'm a Sixers fan, and we ain't.
Joe Budden
Been to no Sixer game.
Mel
I ain't been to one.
Ice
This nigga don't even like the Sixers.
Mel
I reached out to you. You weren't here. You weren't here, but I reached out to you about video games. See, I'm team. That's true.
Ice
And I got my.
Mel
I got mine, too.
Joe Budden
Brother Mark. Lamar Hill came in here with some breakfast from Kings. We gonna talk some regional New Jersey business for a second. Which is why my heart is heavy, because I got the key to some of these cities that I have to have these friendly disputes over with people. Oh, go ahead.
Ice
I'm sorry.
Joe Budden
Huh? What?
Ice
No, go ahead. Finish, please.
Joe Budden
I said, I have the key to some of these cities that I keep having these friendly disputes over. And you said, huh?
Ice
Yeah, I saw your. You have a key to Newark.
Joe Budden
Yes.
Ice
I didn't know. It's news to me.
Joe Budden
Now you do.
Ice
I do know.
Joe Budden
Now you do. Did you know, brother. Brother Ishmael, that. What? Did I have a key to Newark?
Ish
Who gave it to you?
Joe Budden
I mean, who gave it to me?
Parks
He's trying to take your shit.
Ish
I mean, when you get keys.
Ice
I'm a landlord.
Ish
You gotta get a key to the tenant.
Joe Budden
Oh, shit.
Ice
Who gave you the keys?
Joe Budden
The mayor.
Ice
Which mayor?
Joe Budden
I have to read it. It was many years ago.
Ice
He's gone.
Joe Budden
What does that mean? My key is valid.
Ish
No, it ain't. Yes, it's new ownership of the house. Nigga, your key's not working at all?
Mel
No, man.
Joe Budden
They don't revoke to the city unless you Puff or Dirk. But anyway, solid. I let brother Mark Lamont know that anytime he goes to Kings in Newark to get himself a meal, just go ahead and pick me up one too, after he survived.
Mel
What kind of meal? You said the same thing, right?
Joe Budden
Yeah. Whatever you get is.
Mel
You peeped that.
Ice
I did.
Mel
He did.
Ish
He don't even know the menu.
Mel
No, I ain't talking about that part. He went to get sunglasses and got you the lower model.
Joe Budden
But when it's time to get meals.
Mel
You want the same thing. Your expectations to get the same thing for the other person.
Joe Budden
No. No. Wow, nigga.
Ish
I'm gonna get the salmon platter. You gonna get oatmeal.
Joe Budden
What time did y'all talk last night? Can I get a 1v1 or is it a jump?
Mel
I just saw the connection. There's a contradiction.
Joe Budden
Can I get a 1v1 or is it a jump?
Ish
I'm asking you, did I get a 1v1?
Joe Budden
Can you answer my question? You can get what? I always get a 1v1.
Ish
You get a 1v1.
Joe Budden
So I can't get a 1v1 and I'll square up with you. Just give me a second. Do you think, Brother Mark, I'm telling you, get me whatever you get, I got you. Because I think that would be simpler than calling or texting me while you're at the spot to take my order.
Mel
That wouldn't happen.
Ice
Oh, shit.
Mel
That wouldn't happen.
Joe Budden
That's what I'm saying.
Mel
Me turning 1 to 2 on the GrubHub is a stretch, but you think I might actually call you?
Joe Budden
Be like, no, but I thought that was a courteous thing, saying, hey, whatever you get, just get it for me and just you.
Mel
Or am I getting six of these joints?
Joe Budden
That's new conversations.
Mel
This feels like hating.
Joe Budden
I'm speaking for me the same way everyone here can speak for them. But that's what I said to Brother Lamont, even though he sounded like that was a stress. I said, hey, whatever you get for you, go ahead and get me one.
Mel
He's leaving out a key detail here.
Joe Budden
I love it.
Mel
Prior to you making that request, you ate 25% of my food.
Joe Budden
That nigga will rage. Oh, wait, that's the part I was trying to add.
Mel
He was picking his teeth while he was talking about, next time, give me a.
Joe Budden
He did survive the podcast initiation, which is, if you come in here without manners and impolite and rude with food for one, when you know people are here, then let me go ahead and get a fork, a little sample and get a little. You. You won't mind me getting that little corner right here?
Ice
He ain't gonna tell you, get the fork and just start eating like it's his, right?
Mel
And he told me he took half of half of one.
Joe Budden
It was not half.
Mel
It was half of one.
Ish
That nigga get the corner.
Ice
If it's good, come and come Back.
Joe Budden
For the other corner. So I said to Mark, Yoke, my picture should be up in Kings.
Mel
This is fact checking over here.
Ice
Where Kings at?
Ish
Hoboken.
Ice
What's the address?
Mel
It's a Bayonne Kings.
Ice
Oh, you went to Kings and Kearney. That's what it is.
Mel
Yo, Adrian, it's a caucus.
Ice
Canes.
Mel
What?
Corey
No, not me.
Joe Budden
Oh, no, no, not you. Not you.
Ice
Oh, shit.
Joe Budden
Audience, Audience. That's what they did. Look, Ice crying.
Mel
Ice.
Joe Budden
They literally cried. I walked out. Cause I don't get the joke. And I didn't want to be a party poop Joe. So now that we on air. I said save it for the air. Now that we on air, please.
Ish
You don't fuck with Newark like that.
Ice
What street is Kings on?
Joe Budden
So this is not a 1v1. He never said no.
Ish
I was gonna say no, no, no, no.
Joe Budden
I'll take the 2V1 here now. I'll take the 2V1. I wouldn't do it with Mark. Cause he's got a doctorate or something that Harvard gave him.
Ish
When the last time you've been to New York?
Joe Budden
Let's do it with y'all.
Ish
When the last time you been to Kings?
Joe Budden
The last time I've been to Kings. What year was been to? Physically not eaten from. Not ate at.
Ice
Yeah.
Ish
Been to.
Joe Budden
It's probably been about five years.
Ish
Five times two.
Joe Budden
Five years. I said. I answered your question.
Ish
You've been rich for a little minute now.
Joe Budden
I've answered your question. You ain't going to no Newark. Look, why not?
Ice
It's not what you do.
Joe Budden
I don't get the joke.
Ish
It's not what you do.
Corey
He's trying to say that you don't go to Newark ever since you got rich.
Ish
No, he didn't go to Newark. Pre Rich. Oh, he wasn't a fan of Newark.
Corey
Oh, that's why you said five times two.
Joe Budden
I think I eat at Newark restaurants more than you.
Ish
More than who?
Joe Budden
Either one of y'all.
Ish
Yeah, you just be talking. Go ahead.
Ice
Enjoy the pod.
Ish
Advance. Yeah, advance the pod.
Joe Budden
I ain't never see y'all in Kings.
Ice
You ain't never.
Mel
You might never been to Kings.
Joe Budden
I know. I hear y'all, but so let's. Let's decide a few things first. Hey, audience, keep on. Which Kings?
Ice
Pick one.
Joe Budden
That's my question to y'all. Which Kings? You too, Dr. Man. Which kings are y'all referring to?
Ice
Pick one.
Ish
You said your picture.
Joe Budden
Because there's a profile. There's a profile that goes along with this. So before we continue Which Kings are y'all even talking about?
Ice
Pick one.
Ish
The one you.
Joe Budden
I'm gonna answer you, my brother. Which Kings are you talking about?
Ish
The one you said your photo should be up on the wall in.
Joe Budden
No, no, no, no. Which Kings do y'all go to? The first one. What Kings do y'all go to?
Ice
I answered you.
Joe Budden
Answer me.
Ice
I did the first one.
Joe Budden
What's the first one?
Ice
No, no, no, no, no, no. You, you. You, Mr. Kings.
Joe Budden
What's the first one?
Ice
What street? I said, what street is Kings on? You said, which one?
Joe Budden
Kings.
Ice
The first one.
Joe Budden
Kings is on Lions. Kings is on Lions.
Ice
That's the first one.
Joe Budden
That other one that's on. I don't remember. There's a smaller one.
Ice
It's actually bigger.
Joe Budden
That's the. It's not bigger. It is bigger. All right. Oh, my God.
Mel
But your pitch is on your pitches.
Joe Budden
On the one on it. It's not bigger. I hate talking to y'all.
Ish
His pitch ain't on nothing on none of this.
Ice
Eli.
Joe Budden
Eli. Lions was a very huge establishment, and then they hiked up Durant, so they had to move to a smaller establishment. So you talking modern day current. They put a hockey team stadium out there, so now y'all feel comfortable moving around. I'm talking about when the large Kings. Yeah, now we talking. Now we talking. I'm talking about when Big Kings was Big Kings. I never seen y'all there, and I was always there. Again, my picture should be up.
Ice
It's not, though.
Joe Budden
You I know. Talking about the new Kings. So you get a doctor in.
Ish
Talking about the same one.
Joe Budden
You get a doctorate. Pass. You from Philly. These two niggas. I never seen y'all here. I never seen y'all there. Rest in peace to my waitress lady who had that. Yeah, I mean, that was my girl. Come on, stop, man. Stop playing with me. Stop playing me. What are y'all talking about? Jay's every weekend. J's every weekend. What are you talking about? Y'all playing with me. Me? Nigga, who are you talking to?
Ish
You're in J's every weekend.
Joe Budden
You talking about Dr. J's?
Ish
No, I'm talking about.
Joe Budden
What are you talking about?
Ish
Jay's. The restaurant. Jay's on the corner of Hallstatt. I mean, on the corner of Brantford. I know.
Joe Budden
When it was there, I didn't see you ordering grits, Joe. I never.
Ish
You barely my nigga.
Joe Budden
Now he want a character. Assassinate me. Now he want a character. I'm telling you. All I'm telling you is a Fact, when I went to J's every morning, every other morning, I didn't see you.
Ish
I know you didn't.
Joe Budden
That's it. It was impossible. They be so mad that I was in Newark.
Ice
You wasn't in Newark.
Joe Budden
They be so mad I was in Newark, yo.
Ice
You wasn't in Newark.
Joe Budden
What is wrong with y'all?
Ice
You wasn't in Newark, bro.
Joe Budden
What is wrong with you guys?
Ice
You was not in Newark.
Joe Budden
You got it, bro.
Ice
Geez. And Shouts to Kings. The other one is on Shout to Kings.
Joe Budden
Wrong with these niggas, man. And we got bigger shit to beef about on election day.
Ice
We do.
Joe Budden
Talking to. Nigga ain't even got a vote sticker on him. Can't believe I'm talking to a nigga. He ain't even wearing a vote sticker. What does that mean?
Ice
It's two of them.
Joe Budden
You said you took two.
Ice
I just said there's two here without vote stickers.
Joe Budden
All right, I got mine on.
Mel
Got mine.
Joe Budden
I got mine. Mark went and got his from the.
Mel
Car, had to get bought one.
Joe Budden
He went to 99 Cent Store Park's got his on. I mean, I don't see one on.
Corey
You, Mel, because I can't vote.
Ice
Why you can't vote?
Corey
Because I am a green card holder. I am not a US Citizen.
Ice
Really.
Corey
Right.
Joe Budden
Hold up. But I thought. I mean, I thought.
Ish
Not trying to be funny. This is all education. I thought you and jokes got the citizenship.
Ice
Citizenship?
Joe Budden
No, you said you got it.
Corey
I never said that. I became a US Citizen. I went to.
Joe Budden
So you hear.
Ice
Illegally.
Parks
Holy.
Corey
Have you ever heard of a green card? Yeah, okay.
Ice
That's a migrant card that they gave him. No, ain't that. They gave him the card. Right.
Joe Budden
But Khalid voted.
Corey
I can't tell you what his status is.
Joe Budden
Voted. DeVito voted.
Corey
I don't know their status.
Joe Budden
Rihanna voted.
Corey
Rihanna did not vote.
Ice
She did.
Corey
No, she did not.
Joe Budden
Yes, she did.
Corey
No, she did not. She told people who she endorsed, but she could not vote. She made a joke. She made a joke about using her child's passport.
Ice
My God. Yo, this couch is.
Corey
I can't vote. And I checked with my immigration attorney. She was like, you can't vote until you become naturalized. And the first time I was going to become naturalized, Trump got into office. The entire INS went to fucking shit. And so I was like, you got backed up. I was like, okay, I guess I'm just not going to become.
Parks
You're unnatural.
Joe Budden
That's crazy. That's crazy.
Corey
Actually, I make up a significant portion of this country the non voters? No, illegals, landed immigrants who are here legally, who pay taxes.
Joe Budden
You can vote, Mel.
Corey
I can't.
Joe Budden
You saying everything that Ian said this morning about why he couldn't vote? Go ahead.
Ice
Go vote.
Corey
He is a US Citizen.
Joe Budden
He said he couldn't vote.
Corey
I can't because I told him to.
Joe Budden
Go up there anyway. And sure enough, they let him write in, gave him that extra paper to fill out, and he voted. You could vote. Go up there to the school.
Corey
Can I go right now?
Joe Budden
Yes. Oh, yes.
Corey
Say the fuck.
Joe Budden
Please. It's important.
Ice
And come back with a stick.
Joe Budden
Voting is important.
Corey
I know it's important. I. I talked to my immigration attorney.
Joe Budden
But you shouldn't be today.
Corey
Okay, well, I mean, keep on talking.
Joe Budden
At least go to 99 cent store. Get the fake audience. There's tension in the air today because it's election day.
Mel
Mm.
Parks
Mel, did you sing the national anthem?
Corey
That's pledgeful.
Ice
Yeah.
Ish
You know that naturalization test is hard as a motherfucker.
Corey
I know. I've heard.
Joe Budden
Never scared her.
Corey
It doesn't scare me. No.
Joe Budden
Shut up.
Corey
My plan is to one day become naturalized, so.
Ice
You're procrastinating a little bit.
Joe Budden
I've been told you.
Corey
A little bit. A little bit. It is.
Joe Budden
It's.
Corey
It's not. It's not cheap.
Mel
Oh, but go.
Ice
It's not cheap.
Corey
No, it's not cheap to become naturalized.
Joe Budden
Go up there to the church.
Ice
Tell them.
Joe Budden
Yo. Come on. Yo.
Mel
Is that where y'all vote around here at the church?
Joe Budden
I didn't vote around here.
Mel
Oh, sorry. Me neither.
Joe Budden
I went to my hood, actually. Did you vote Jersey City? Did you vote in Newark?
Ish
No.
Ice
Yes.
Joe Budden
I'm not talking to you, Newark boy.
Ice
Yeah, I'm not talking to you, though, before you even come.
Joe Budden
Wait. Boys is a plural, which means too. Pardon me for a minute while I handle your partner. I already knocked you down to the bodega. Now let me get to 1B with your partner. So you didn't vote in Newark?
Ish
No.
Joe Budden
But you ate a Kings often. But why weren't you allowed to vote in Newark?
Ish
I've never held a residence in Newark.
Joe Budden
Wait a minute. On paper. Wait a minute. Wait a minute, man.
Ish
So when I vote in New Jersey, I vote in South Orange?
Ice
Wait a second.
Joe Budden
You buy residences.
Ice
In Newark?
Ish
I haven't resided in newark in over 20 years.
Joe Budden
So you mean to tell me, with all of your doors, not one of them. Not one of them is in Newark?
Ish
Yes, they are.
Mel
Wait, what?
Joe Budden
So why can't you vote in your hometown where Kings Is I vote when.
Ish
I voted in New Jersey. I vote in South Orange.
Joe Budden
That's not Newark.
Ish
I know.
Joe Budden
Where did you vote today?
Ish
I voted last week.
Ice
Two weeks.
Ish
A week and a half ago in Virginia.
Joe Budden
Wait, what?
Ice
All right, you, me, up.
Joe Budden
You folded with Chris Brown. They were Timberland.
Parks
Wait, you were knots.
Joe Budden
Did you drive down there?
Ish
No, I melted her.
Joe Budden
Oh, so you was part of the burnt ballots? All y'all, mail and ballot. That shit is in the ocean. Y'all ain't been watching cnn?
Ice
Them shits in somebody garage?
Joe Budden
The Trumpers paid. They paid to get that the fuck out. Oh, ish. All right, so we can't talk about Newark no more, all right? It's a half of Newark couch. If you can't even vote there, fam. Then that's why I didn't see you in Kings.
Ish
Or Js the reason you ain't see me in Kings. Cause you wasn't in Kings, nigga.
Joe Budden
I have property in Newark.
Ish
So why you don't vote in Newark?
Joe Budden
Cause I have property elsewhere as well that I was raised in since 13.
Ish
Okay, so why does that not stand for me?
Joe Budden
Come on, go home.
Ish
Yo, why not stand for me?
Joe Budden
Come on back home. Exactly. Cause you don't have doors in Newark.
Ish
I do have doors in Newark.
Joe Budden
So why you not registered?
Ish
Yo, are you all right?
Joe Budden
Anyway, yo, when I tell y'all.
Ish
So you ran, what time you went and voted?
Joe Budden
6.
Ish
Had to be early.
Mel
That's why I love Jersey.
Joe Budden
Yeah, had to be early. 6am you know he get in and.
Ish
Out of Jersey City quick.
Ice
Oh, shit.
Joe Budden
You was there.
Mel
5, 45.
Ice
Let me help you. Let me help you wheel that box.
Joe Budden
The nigga's asleep still.
Ice
That nigga's outside.
Ish
545 like this.
Joe Budden
Low with it.
Ice
No, no, no. Low with it.
Ish
He helped him wheel the equipment.
Ice
Yo, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Ish
You need help with these boxes, ma'am?
Joe Budden
Voter number 001. 000001.
Ice
It's cool.
Joe Budden
I got you.
Ish
Where you go to that Jersey City.
Ice
Right on the air, right on the cross.
Joe Budden
Yeah, this nigga is.
Ish
Yo, you ain't go over there by ML?
Ice
Ride a Hoboken Jersey right by the.
Joe Budden
Truck, right by the bridge.
Ice
Yeah, you was down there.
Joe Budden
That's not my district, you guys.
Ice
I know, I know, I know.
Joe Budden
I think I'm District 9. That mean I have to go to Bayonne, my hood, and vote. I took my ass over there yesterday to do some early voting. I walked right in, they said, oh, Joe butted. I was Like, I'm here to vote, nigga. That shit been closed. You're done. Get out of here. So I turned around, took my little black ass home.
Ish
Yeah, he here. No nigga.
Joe Budden
Told the driver. I told my driver, yo, 5:30am Pulled up, got in the car, seemed to poor, so took a little cruise. No traffic at all. Was getting mad like, hey, it was light outside today. Why niggas ain't? So then I got out right there, Bergen Avenue, since you was asking.
Parks
By the Bergen School.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ice
There you go.
Joe Budden
Y'all beat me to it. You beat me to it.
Ice
Yo, you beat me to it.
Joe Budden
I hop right out on Bergen Avenue, Walk up to the school, front door, do the gate like this course is locked. Good old Jersey City, great woman passing by on her way to words. Hey, what you doing? You going to vote? Some trying to. She said, go in the back. Back door.
Ice
They was lining them up right around the back.
Joe Budden
She walked me over to the back, walked down the block over there by. Went in there, said, I'm here to vote. They said, all right. They sent me in the booth. I made my pick. And then I closed my eyes like this and did eeny, meeny, miny. Hey, I don't know who them niggas I picked for the boy. They hate. Shit. Hey, I knew who I was voting for with one of them at the top.
Parks
Oh, no.
Joe Budden
I hit the straight line. I straight lined him, the whole board. Little, I bet. But the boy that had one was on a separate thing. I ain't know who it was. And I'll be honest, I started to guess whose last name resonated, you know? Oh, yeah.
Ice
What stood out, what jumped out a little bit?
Ish
Jones.
Joe Budden
Jones. Oh, I. Skip Smith. Hit a Burgos. Hit a Burgos. Bernice, with that ear, I'm about to say words. Hit a Burgo bong. Got him. Go ahead, boy. Dad. Dude, kill that shit.
Ish
Yeah, that's God.
Joe Budden
Yo, and then I came out and got my sticker. Took some pictures with Miss Connie and all them. Hey, Miss Connie looking good for 90. Seen all the seniors hugged.
Ice
Everybody got smooth out of there.
Joe Budden
Right on what she called her grandson. Right on it.
Mel
Lil Connie came.
Joe Budden
I don't like that y'all depict me like that.
Ish
It's all right, bro.
Joe Budden
It's all right, bro.
Ish
I know why you went in the.
Mel
Booth when you left, though. Was it a line? Was it a line for me?
Joe Budden
Not when I left. I was in and out.
Mel
That's scary. The reason I'm asking is because, you know if the line Ain't long when you leave, like first in the morning. It could be a sign.
Ish
The turnout's not going to be 6:00 in the morning.
Joe Budden
Well, I think.
Mel
No, I dig it. Philly is 7am So I was there at 7 and it was the same thing. I was the 12th person in line. I got there 10, 15 minutes before it opened. And I got real nervous.
Joe Budden
I think most of people in. In that area did the mailing. Did the mail in ballot. Mine.
Ice
I got there about.
Mel
He was in Newark like 9:00 and.
Ice
I was the 65th person. And it wasn't a line really, but by the time I was walking out, it was alarm.
Mel
Okay.
Ice
I was like, okay.
Ish
You said y'all ain't had no booth.
Ice
We had no booth. A paper ballot for the first time. That was some weird. I never did a paper ballot.
Mel
Here, put it in here.
Ish
You see why I.
Ice
Gave me the paper?
Ish
This nigga said he had a Sharpie.
Ice
I swear to God. Gave me a paper and a Sharpie. Go over there.
Ish
Hey, listen.
Ice
And then put it in this box.
Joe Budden
Ross.
Ish
Barack is my man, so I ain't gonna say nothing.
Ice
It was weird.
Ish
His home team gotta do better. My nigga can't give a. No Sharpie in a paper ballot in 2024.
Ice
Normally, it's the machine. You slide the curtain, you put the little levers. All right. It wasn't that this year.
Joe Budden
Anyway, I'm with this morning. Been forgot it was election day. Joe, you up early. I said, yes, it's election day.
Mel
Oh, yeah.
Joe Budden
Damn, that's today. Hey, you ain't lying. I'm like, yo, I feel bad for us.
Ice
No, we lost.
Mel
That's what I'm worried about.
Joe Budden
I feel bad for us.
Mel
In Philly, they had a DJ out, you know, he was. He was playing.
Joe Budden
That's right. That's racist.
Ish
They had some fish.
Mel
Not yet, but it was coming. I'm not even joking. 11:00, the fish come. 11:00, the fish come up.
Corey
Yo, so there's nothing for like the 7 to 11 crowd?
Mel
Just fat man school.
Joe Budden
Oh, man. Yo, rest in peace.
Mel
That's what I heard. It was seven hours. It gets too early. Whatever. Keep people in line.
Ice
We gotta get them here. How we get them here?
Mel
Yeah, we gotta bribe the.
Ice
With some fish.
Joe Budden
Fish.
Mel
I'm sure it'd be chicken too. Fish and chicken. Whatever. Keep him in line.
Joe Budden
Yeah, they should have put DNA and Charlie clips in front of somebody, right?
Parks
Play basketball.
Mel
It might be. Yeah, he would have required to keep.
Joe Budden
Us voting Got you. All right, yo, if you were, non vote was over. After you listening to this, some shit happened, yo. And all morning, I made my girl send me the New Jersey voter registration portal. Cause if I know your real name and birthday, all morning I just been typing it in the portal.
Mel
Me, too.
Ice
I've been doing this since yesterday.
Joe Budden
I'm sorry. No bullshit.
Ice
I found that out.
Joe Budden
Sorry, sorry, y'all. If I know you're very. I don't care if we don't even talk. If I have your birthday, your name, full name, your prefix and all that, and the zip code where you grew up at. I been typing your name in all morning. A lot of y'all ain't vote.
Ice
A lot of y'all ain't registered.
Joe Budden
A lot of y'all ain't registered.
Ice
I've been seeing a lot of no results found pop up. Yeah, I've been up there, too.
Parks
I'm talking y'all nosy as hell.
Joe Budden
And I know it's crazy. I know it's accurate. Cause I put every zip code attached to your names, and your name would not. I'm not lying. I've been up since six, boy. And the daylight saving sound and fuck me up. I feel like I got an extra nine hours in the day. Yeah, I'm up looking stupid as hell.
Ice
Oh, shit. All your zip codes, yo.
Joe Budden
You're a nutcase.
Ice
Yeah, I ain't do that one. You too, nigga. I was definitely doing that.
Ish
Let me see.
Ice
I ran your name.
Joe Budden
Me, too.
Mel
Me, too.
Joe Budden
Some warrants popped up.
Mel
Oh, shit.
Ish
Yo, this nigga's a fool, yo. Oh, man, my shit came out there.
Ice
Look, they don't tell me if you got warranties.
Ish
No, I'm talking about go vote, man.
Ice
Go, please.
Joe Budden
Melissa, for real? How you gonna start a podcast and not even vote?
Parks
I listen to your pod, too.
Corey
Oh, thank you.
Parks
Yeah, I was on the way to a party Saturday at night. I said, you know what?
Corey
I don't know.
Parks
The GPS said, 29 minutes away. That works out about perfect. Melissa Forrest podcast is 29 minutes long. Actually, I was going to two parties, so I had a long night at him.
Ice
Hey.
Parks
Driving around.
Joe Budden
I got on there.
Parks
It's just me and me and wifey Rem. Hey, baby.
Joe Budden
And Big Rim.
Parks
Then she started talking about pussies falling out and all types of crazy shit.
Joe Budden
I was like, this was not survive.
Parks
But I finished it. You did a great job.
Corey
Thank you.
Parks
Informative, educational.
Corey
Thank you.
Parks
It was not what I was expecting, but it was good.
Mel
And the visuals came out yesterday. I Watched the visual one. It's dope. The set look good. The microphone.
Parks
Yeah, you can talk to Mike.
Joe Budden
Talking to Mike.
Parks
Yeah, we can push it back.
Joe Budden
Okay.
Mel
All right.
Parks
I'm just gonna not talk into it.
Mel
Yeah, I thought. I thought the set looked great. I thought it was a real good first episode. I actually like that it was only 29 minutes.
Corey
I, I. Yeah, that's. I wanted to make it short and sweet.
Mel
Yeah, it's like a nice introduction to.
Corey
I mean, it's not like, you know, the behemoth that we do here. Three, four, five hours and like that.
Parks
So, you know, so so much menopause you can talk about for four hours.
Corey
By myself. By myself. Yeah.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Parks
It's a lot.
Corey
Yeah. Yeah. So next episodes are gonna be a little lengthier with guests and stuff.
Parks
I don't know if it's just the right guy for the podcast now that I heard it after that whole argument that.
Corey
I mean, that's why I wasn't really saying anything, you know? But, I mean, if he does want to come up and talk about menopause, I more than welcome him to.
Parks
What do you think about menopause?
Ish
You want me tell you what I think about?
Joe Budden
No, no, no.
Ice
Don't take it over there and say.
Joe Budden
Yo.
Corey
I mean, I think that was translation, shoot up the clubs with no repercussions. Right. Maybe possibly.
Parks
Use it. Don't use it, you'll lose it.
Corey
That's what I learned. Yeah, that too.
Ice
Don't you. Wait, do I want it?
Parks
No, I don't gotta tune in. You gotta tune in.
Joe Budden
You learn something.
Ice
Hilarious.
Parks
It was an interesting vibe for a Saturday night.
Joe Budden
You said don't use it, you lose it. Yeah.
Ice
Don't let it go.
Ish
Muscle memory.
Corey
Atrophy.
Parks
Yeah, it should fall out.
Ice
Just move away.
Ish
Yo.
Joe Budden
Yeah, make a left.
Ish
Yeah, make a left. Yeah, you good dog.
Joe Budden
Make a left.
Parks
I'm sure you got some tunes in there.
Ish
Yeah, couple songs. Slaps, little slaps.
Ice
Thank you. Thank you.
Corey
Maybe some inspiration. I don't know.
Joe Budden
This guy is crazy, though. Whoa. Huh? No disrespect.
Corey
None taken. What the.
Joe Budden
Oh, tell me a secret. This is for the wet. Really?
Ice
I need a hoodie, man.
Joe Budden
Just say, yo, if this is you, I mean, yo, you got that middle of the road.
Corey
I hate this mother.
Joe Budden
I hate this.
Ice
This for the.
Joe Budden
To take a vote.
Corey
Listen, listen. Ain't nobody kicking me out of bed for eating crackers.
Mark Lamont Hill
Get right, fool you.
Corey
I fucking hate him.
Joe Budden
What did you say?
Corey
I said, ain't nobody kicking me out of bed for eating fucking Crackers. Okay.
Joe Budden
There's nothing wrong with eating crackers in the bed. Now, when we put the crackers to the side.
Mel
Is that cool?
Joe Budden
No, she really mean crackers. She old as hell. She mean eating crackers in the back.
Ice
Saltines.
Corey
It's a phrase.
Joe Budden
See, I'm like, ish now. I never heard that phrase.
Corey
You've heard it. Yeah, and I know you've heard it.
Ish
I swear I didn't until you said it. You said it a bunch of times.
Ice
Up here, but I didn't know what it meant.
Joe Budden
Yeah, they need a podcast for the older women that still got the wet wet.
Corey
That's me.
Ice
Press play.
Corey
Oh, yeah, just. Yeah, just put the linker on.
Ice
Go ahead, please. Press play.
Mel
Last question.
Joe Budden
God damn it. All right, this is going left.
Mel
Play, nigga, play.
Parks
All right.
Joe Budden
And you can't say that at work. That's me.
Ice
Oh.
Joe Budden
Rest in peace, Quincy Jones. This one hurt. I ain't gonna lie. Y'all got me this time, y'all. When all y'all started putting up y'all Quincy Jones pictures, I was hating. This time it worked. I'm mad. I ain't get a Quincy Jones picture, man. Hey, yeah. Fortying up out there. 50 and up out there.
Ice
Let me hear you do you, baby. Let's make you.
Joe Budden
Moment of silence for one of the greatest. The greatest, if not the greatest.
Ice
In the. You can make it come alive every single night. Oh, your secret garden.
Joe Budden
Dog. What this a cheat code? All right, now we getting started. But I ain't want to cut off the bars, Barry. I'll cut off. Do what you want me to. That's fucked up. It is, it is. I ain't got time right now.
Mel
Rest in peace, Barry White.
Joe Budden
Lou Rolls could have did that. No disrespect to Barry White up here. Yo, I'm joking.
Parks
No disrespect to Barry White.
Mel
Respect. Here we go.
Joe Budden
Come on, man. Selection day. Let's have a little bit of hope. I wouldn't even know you have a little bit of hope out there. Always doing it for the ladies. Always for the ladies. Shout to wherever you might be listening. From all over the world, all over the country. Shouting to every hood in America. Shout to all the waiters and waitresses out there, all the restaurants, everybody working at night live. Shout to the escorts. Get out there and vote. All the happy couples, all the miserable ones as well. All the teachers out there. Shout to everybody.
Ish
Traveling.
Joe Budden
Everybody with a green card. Y'all ain't even buy this album, man. I hate that. I'm sharing the space with niggas that didn't buy this album and girly that didn't buy this album, Man. What album is this? I'm glad you can't vote, yo. All right, we starting. Let's find out what we starting with first. Armani, what album is this exactly?
Mel
Wow. Yeah, no, it's back on the block.
Joe Budden
It's back on the block. Armani didn't know. Did you vote?
Ice
Did you vote?
Joe Budden
I don't see a sticker. You voted in the jail. Shout to Arab. He did his thing on this. Damn. Y'all know I wanted to hear that little sax flute dude come in. That's my man Quincy. Gonna have a flute dude on standby for when one of these singer get stupid. All right. Enough for you? Flute dude. Mike check, mic check. Greatest podcast in the whole wide world. Y'all know what time it is? Don't start telling me about them white podcasters with better numbers, man. I'm working with the corner of the Monopoly board. All them niggas my sons out of here. I don't want to hear that shit. If you niggas love white dudes, then change the channel.
Ish
Got the yellows.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ish
Some money down here.
Ice
Blues and greens.
Joe Budden
The yellows will do some damn jail right. You know what I mean? What episode is this?
Parks
773.
Joe Budden
Let me sit up since I'm next to a non voter.
Parks
See what today's.
Joe Budden
They wanted to come in here and do all this Kamala shit. Yo, you should have suppressed your voice.
Corey
What the fuck? I haven't done a fucking thing except walk in the fucking room. I didn't write on the board. Cause some of them people say shit.
Joe Budden
Hey, some of them people who names I punched in the voter registration thing was podcasters.
Parks
Oh, shit.
Ish
Oh, shit.
Joe Budden
I know some of y'all names. Y'all niggas ain't registered niggas been on their part, just chatting at Patty, talking.
Ish
About they coochie rights today.
Joe Budden
Oh, my Lord, Lord, lord.
Parks
What Episode 773.
Joe Budden
Welcome to episode 773 of the Joe Budden Podcast, brought to you by Fueled by Power, by prize pizza. Prize pizza. I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, happy to be here. And I voted in my hood. I mean, and I was raised in, grew up in. Still there, you know what I mean? I ain't go to no other. I ain't have to hit 95 to vote. You know what I mean? I have to drive to Virginia Beach. I didn't have to go headed toward North Carolina to vote. I didn't have to see my cousins I grew up with to vote. I mean, I voted in my hood, you know what I mean? Joe Budden here with a few people that we gotta see where we stand after today. To my right, no voting sticker, not registered. Just been having a voice. Part of the problem, not the solution.
Corey
How I did. I haven't told anybody to vote any specific way.
Joe Budden
That's the problem.
Corey
I have just encouraged people to exercise their constitutional rights.
Joe Budden
That's the problem, girl.
Corey
To vote. That's all I had said.
Joe Budden
Who have you endorsed?
Corey
I didn't endorse anybody.
Joe Budden
That's the problem.
Ice
Gotta pick a side, they said, using your platform.
Corey
Oh, I know, I know whose side I'm on. But because I.
Joe Budden
You're not on no side, huh? A non vote is a vote for the opposition. I heard Mark Lamont Hill tell me.
Corey
That Mark Lamont Hill is joining us today.
Joe Budden
Hey, yay.
Corey
Moving right the along, brother.
Joe Budden
Mark Lamar Hill is in the building. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. He got his voting stick on. We good? We good. Hey, now, whoever you voted for is your business.
Mel
Me?
Joe Budden
Yes.
Mel
Oh, yeah, for sure.
Joe Budden
Like, as long as you voted. I'm not asking what you did. When you go in the booth, you close the curtain. It don't matter if you gotta pander to one side or another. You could go in there and pick somebody that nobody thinks you'll pick, and that's all right with me, my brother. So I won't ask who you voted for.
Mel
I appreciate that. Who'd you vote for?
Parks
Oh, shit.
Joe Budden
You asking me that is gonna cause another divisive fight with my man.
Ish
No, it's not.
Joe Budden
It is.
Ish
Why?
Joe Budden
Cause that's where our beef comes from. Our other beef, you know, we got mad beef. This is another one. Our beef.
Ish
I don't have any beef with you, but okay.
Joe Budden
I said, he think that you voted for Trump.
Ice
Ice, don't think that. Well, go ahead.
Joe Budden
And then I said, I think so, too. You didn't look at him, Ice. You looked at me and said, wow, you really think that? And I said, yeah. And then you said, you think I voted? And now Mark Lamont is sounding like.
Ish
He think you voted for Trump.
Mel
I have questions.
Joe Budden
All right, get him off.
Mel
No, no, that's the question. I mean, it wouldn't shock me is all I'm saying.
Joe Budden
Why?
Mel
Because I'm hearing a lot of people say they're going to vote for Trump. It's not you personally. A lot of dudes, especially black men I talked to, I was in a Barbershop just yesterday, and at least three dudes said that they voting for Trump or. No, they didn't. They said they're not voting for Common, so I'm assuming they're voting for Trump. They didn't seem like Green Party.
Joe Budden
Was it the lemon Tree?
Mel
Lemon. What's that?
Joe Budden
Was that the barbershop?
Mel
Nah, I don't know.
Ice
I don't know that.
Corey
Is that like, the lemon tree?
Mel
Is that some fancy, like, suburban shit? I just moved here. I just moved to Jersey.
Ish
I'll be in the mall. It's the white people shit.
Mel
Oh, that's like the haircuttery or some shit.
Joe Budden
Okay.
Mel
Matter of fact, I was in the barbershop and they was. They asked me if I knew ish.
Joe Budden
Oh, and you said you spoke to him last night again?
Mel
No, that's what I texted. That's what made me text him. I was in the barbershop.
Joe Budden
They telling ish stories.
Mel
They was like, that was Unit Joe Button podcast. I was like, yeah. They was like, oh, you know, tell ish. I said, what up? I know ish. I know back in the day, hood stories about ish.
Joe Budden
So you drove to Virginia to get a haircut?
Mel
What the.
Joe Budden
What's going on?
Mel
I was at Sevens Barbershop in. Was that South Orange? South Orange.
Joe Budden
All right. Yeah.
Mel
Yeah. N said he was voting for Trump.
Joe Budden
So you wouldn't be surprised if I said I was voting because you've heard other black men say that.
Mel
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Mel
More than normal.
Joe Budden
I'm not dumb.
Mel
That's true.
Joe Budden
I'm not dumb. I look down on them. I frown upon them. You know what I mean? I don't know much about politics, but is bad.
Mel
Solid point.
Joe Budden
I mean, like, I'm not here to have the political back and forth, but dumb, yo.
Mel
I just can't.
Joe Budden
I draw the line somewhere.
Ish
I draw the line somewhere, yo.
Ice
You stupid yo.
Joe Budden
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Ish
So you think that's my bag?
Joe Budden
What?
Ish
The R word? You think that's my bag? I could side with them.
Joe Budden
I think that you have a love for. How do I say this without getting you to attack me for the rest of my conservatism? Yeah, thank you.
Ish
I don't even know what that means.
Joe Budden
I think you have a love for conservatism that I don't.
Ish
Again, I can't even reply because I.
Ice
Don'T know what that means.
Joe Budden
And I don't know how to explain it. So we're at Impact. Cool.
Mel
Do you believe in, like, traditional family values?
Ish
I think that's bullshit. I think that the Tradition. The traditional family values that people speak of, they sway them at their convenience. So I don't think that shit is real.
Mel
So he might not be a conservative.
Ish
I'm not a conservative.
Mel
Tough one. Economy, big military, all that kind of stuff.
Ish
I'm not conservative at all.
Mel
So why is he? Why is he. Why? Why does he do that to you?
Ish
Ask him again, my brother. Go ahead, ask him again.
Parks
Oh, their bonding is gonna go to the next level.
Mel
I'm trying to play therapist, yo. You know, not that there. Not the therapist for this weekend, but the kind of therapist that. You know what I mean, for, like, married couples.
Joe Budden
Representatives will have to leave. It's all good in the honeymoon stage. Yeah. And I think that you maybe have a love for. I think that somebody could get you with, yo, I could lower your taxes.
Ish
They can't lower my taxes.
Joe Budden
I think somebody could say that to you and get you.
Mel
They can't.
Ish
I'm smart enough to know better. One, they can't lower my taxes. I'm not in the 1%.
Joe Budden
I think you might be wanting people to say, all right, the economy was better, not me.
Ish
I came in here and argued that three years ago. Four years ago, I argued the other side of that. It's all right, though, doggy, you can paint. Keep going.
Joe Budden
I know.
Ish
Bob Ross, keep painting.
Joe Budden
I didn't. And I didn't ask who you voted for, because that's your choice.
Ish
I know.
Joe Budden
As long as you voted.
Ish
My body, my choice.
Joe Budden
That's it. There you go. That's it, brother. Freeze is here with us today. I'm here.
Ice
What's happening? What's happening?
Ish
With a sticker?
Joe Budden
With the sticker. I wasn't in the booth with him.
Ice
I wasn't in the booth.
Joe Budden
Oh, yeah.
Ish
Yo, Newark gave out the little stickers.
Ice
Yeah, everybody. They cut costs on everything.
Joe Budden
Yo, what the fuck, Ross? When all your residents move, when you don't circle the money back and funnel the money back into the city.
Ice
Don't do that.
Joe Budden
Don't do that. That's my man.
Ice
Stop.
Joe Budden
Brother. Parks is with us. Elmira's finest.
Parks
My Tom made the news, too, man.
Joe Budden
Really? What happened?
Parks
Peanut, the squirrel. Rest in peace.
Corey
Peter up.
Parks
That's foul.
Corey
And the raccoon.
Parks
And the Fred's raccoon.
Corey
God damn it.
Parks
My man rescued a squirrel, and the squirrel bit someone. They had to put the squirrel. The squirrel's got a million followers on Instagram. So the squirrel's popping, and he had a raccoon.
Ish
What's the squirrel name?
Corey
Peanut.
Ish
Peanut and Peanut Bite.
Ice
Yeah.
Parks
But, like, he's a friendly. He's a squirrel.
Mel
What town is this?
Parks
It was Pine City, but that's a suburb of Elmore.
Ish
You know what my man Peanut did? Yo, Peanut, look at this. That makes the news.
Parks
I know.
Joe Budden
Cause I starve.
Ish
And they gonna put Peanut and spread a Peanut.
Parks
Peanut down, man.
Joe Budden
Well, you know, I'm an animal lover, so rest in peace. To Peanut and Fred. I just. And Fred, I just would have liked to hear some of them same sentiments from white people. When the police rolled up in Brooklyn to take the pond that they. That the hood niggas made.
Corey
Oh, that little koi pond? Yeah, they cemented over that, too.
Joe Budden
Yeah, them police went over there, scooped them little dead fish out. Them white people came and just started filming.
Ish
You put cement on the pond, huh?
Joe Budden
Yeah. Yes.
Corey
Yeah.
Ice
Wait, what?
Corey
They cemented up the koi pond?
Joe Budden
Yes.
Corey
White people were, like, in Brooklyn. This is terrible.
Joe Budden
Brooklyn in the Bronx somewhere.
Corey
A shiny beacon of hope for our neighborhood.
Joe Budden
It was a big deal. It was a big deal. Mad fish, they was coming out the hood, niggas feeding them every morning. Them white people killed the shit out of them fish. You can't.
Ish
Niggas have no joy in the fuck.
Joe Budden
You ain't giving you. They came back and rebuilt it bigger and better. Some bigger fish in there. And hopefully the cops don't treat the fish like black people going there.
Ish
Throw a little side knife in the pool.
Joe Budden
That's how Central park was built.
Ish
Are you in your bag?
Joe Budden
You in your bag, Political.
Ish
You in your bag?
Joe Budden
Got you. Yo, who tore the. That one. That's ill. What? Forget it.
Ice
It's quality land right here.
Ish
You got what?
Joe Budden
They're not gonna do it. They gave option. Yo, you better get out of here by seven.
Mel
That's the option. You can leave now.
Ice
Don't be here with. We come back.
Joe Budden
This is not funny at all.
Ice
We ain't.
Joe Budden
Oh, my Lord. Did I introduce people?
Ice
Yes, yes, you stop their parts. But it's okay.
Joe Budden
The gang is here, man. Everybody's here. All these. Cory ain't voting. Talking to him. Ericson. I'll keep it quiet. He doesn't have on a sticker. That's all I'll say about that.
Ice
There a lot of non stickers over there. All of.
Joe Budden
All of the fucking black people that have been screaming, trump, Trump, Trump. All of my niggas, y'all ain't go vote. Y'all just been talking that Trump shit. And y'all buddy and buddying up with the white non voters as if it's Gonna have the same effect, y'all. The niggas gonna get killed. Them white niggas gonna be chilling somewhere soon as Trump get in.
Ice
I hate to tell you, they bringing.
Joe Budden
Out the new bow and arrows and everything.
Ish
The asshole in me kind of want them to win so I could look at every person I argue with and be like, now what?
Ice
What changed for you now?
Ish
Now what, you fucking idiot? Now what?
Joe Budden
By the time y'all listen to this.
Corey
Podcast, we might know something.
Joe Budden
This is gonna come down to a tiny little town. Shat.
Ish
Chattanooga, Pennsylvania, they said it's gonna be the one.
Mel
It's gonna be Philly, they said Pennsylvania. Or maybe Virginia.
Ish
That divide, that really sets it off.
Joe Budden
Still, even with Meek's endorsement.
Ish
Endorsed of the day before.
Mel
That's good, though, you know, that's good.
Joe Budden
You don't want people to forget.
Mel
I was about to say, the people who would listen to Meek are probably not gonna remember two weeks later.
Joe Budden
That's racist.
Ish
That's a good point.
Joe Budden
So that's definitely racist.
Mel
It's young people. We prisoners at a moment, you know what I mean? We don't even remember who won. So I'm glad Meek said something. Shout out to Meek. I'm glad he says something. I'm glad he spoke out, and I'm glad he made his voice heard, because now I think there are a lot of people who weren't gonna come out, and now they're gonna come out to the polls.
Ice
That's a good point.
Mel
Yeah, I respect that.
Ish
Pennsylvania's crucial.
Mel
Pennsylvania's crucial. And Philadelphia is crucial because white people don't elect Democrats, black people do. Brown people do. Like no Democratic president, no Democrat has won the presidency with a majority of white votes since the 1960s. So if you win the presidency as a Democrat, you gotta get a lot of black people and a lot of brown people.
Ish
So come out.
Mel
So Pennsylvania, that's Pittsburgh. I'm just pointing. You can just steal his favorite. Pittsburgh, that's Philly. And Ohio is gonna be places like Columbus, Cleveland. So you gotta get people out in Detroit, you know, to win Michigan. So I'm glad all the rappers should be coming out telling people to come out and vote.
Ish
I agree.
Joe Budden
That's exactly who we need to hear from during this critical time.
Ish
No, I agree with that. Unfortunately, they have some influence.
Ice
Yeah, that's what they listening to.
Mel
So, yeah, I don't even want them to tell people who to vote for. I don't need no political analysis. I just want them to tell people.
Joe Budden
To show up to the polls, show Up. Yeah.
Mel
Just vote.
Joe Budden
Yep.
Ice
Just get out and show up.
Joe Budden
I agree. I agree. Chef G said I endorsed Trump and ain't nothing none of y'all gonna do about it.
Ice
What you gonna do about it?
Joe Budden
What you gonna do about it? Are you mad? What's up? Yeah. Yeah. I'm not fighting nobody over my political beliefs at all.
Parks
At all.
Joe Budden
No. I would be in bed. It's too old. Are you crazy? Gotta really weigh what the fight is about. Facts. Before it breaks out.
Ice
Seriously, is this worth it? No.
Parks
Most times. No.
Ish
No, man. My elbow been hurting for two weeks for nothing. You think about him fighting a motherfucker for no reason. Nothing, bro.
Ice
Because we disagree.
Ish
Just woke up.
Joe Budden
Before any of that. Just God put breath in your lungs and that is a new aching ailment. No bullshit.
Ice
Picked up a pan off the stove.
Joe Budden
The other day and if you just wait four days, it might leave for.
Ice
No on its own. No bullshit.
Joe Budden
We old fucked up, bro. Yeah, I'm good. I just told somebody they forties is kicking my ass. It's different than they said it would be. Even with money. No, I told you, money ain't helping. Yeah, it ain't making nothing better.
Ish
Atrophy.
Joe Budden
40S. You look good.
Mel
But you feel bad.
Joe Budden
Yeah. Yeah. Why you look at me like that?
Corey
I'm just looking at you because you know you can do something about that. Right? You wanna come work out with me?
Ish
Yes, of course.
Corey
I work out regularly, so, you know, like, we could just help.
Joe Budden
Oh, that means you weren't blind. I didn't know. You saying I need to work out. You do.
Corey
I mean, I agree with that.
Ish
We have to.
Joe Budden
Yes, I agree with that. I do need to use it or lose it. Invest in my. Don't do that again. Don't say that again to me. Don't use it.
Corey
A little.
Ish
Dry up.
Joe Budden
Tell me to use it or lose it. You shouldn't dry up. Even if you write, please don't say use it or lose it to me. That was crazy. But I do believe that we do need to invest in our health. Corey got me some fucking trainer I got to see at 6am Stupid in the face. Who? I don't know. I don't know how you look. I'm talking about my face.
Ish
Oh, it's a dual trainer.
Joe Budden
I would think so.
Ish
I didn't know. I wasn't trying to be funny.
Ice
But you were, so I wasn't. I'm dead.
Joe Budden
Yo, dog.
Ish
I would have a female or a male trainer.
Ice
It ain't matter.
Joe Budden
Mel, you right. But I'm just talking about some of those natural ailments that come when you are in your 40s. Like I've broken a foot, I've broken a hand. Like, I've broken bones.
Parks
Exercise can elbow that shit.
Ish
And exercise helps all of that shit.
Joe Budden
Y'all mute up while I shoot a man. I've broken bones. All of the things that people who do manual work, like, have to get out and get it themselves. Experience all your bones is probably in place.
Corey
Yeah, yeah. I mean, for the most part. For the most part.
Joe Budden
Reaching for a wallet or purse.
Corey
That's funny. So you're implying that I've never done.
Joe Budden
Anything, man, still like a newborn.
Corey
I've never had any dirty newborn beauty.
Joe Budden
Skin Softest, softest dove. Go ahead, girl.
Corey
So basically you're saying that you can tell when rain is coming.
Joe Budden
Yes. Yeah.
Ice
Hell yeah.
Joe Budden
That is a fact for sure. Days away. I got you days away.
Ice
Soon, like. Oh, yeah.
Joe Budden
Oh, and as soon as I finish this prize pick ad, we gonna talk about the rain. As soon as I finish this ad, we gonna talk about the rain. For you fucking idiots and imbeciles out there that did what you did. And it's coming up. Don't worry about it. Before we get to Lil Wayne Fest, let me just talk to him real quick. All right, it's time for my favorite part of the show, Prize pigs. I ain't screaming it. Cause I got polyps on my shit. And last time I screamed it, my voice and my throat paused was fucked up for days.
Parks
Damn.
Ish
You got polyps?
Joe Budden
Yes. See, back to that work.
Mel
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Talking about.
Corey
Is that why you left us the other day? The Irish goodbye?
Joe Budden
I left. I didn't Irish goodbye.
Corey
I waved. Did he. Was it an Irish goodbye?
Joe Budden
I waved? No, I dabbed everybody on the side.
Ice
I wear like this.
Joe Budden
I did like this. My salute. And I left.
Ice
And I was like. And then.
Joe Budden
And then your salty ass went home and hit the group chat and said, ah. What'd you say in the group chat? That's why you don't need to be.
Mel
In a group chat.
Ice
I thought that was. I thought y'all were aware.
Mel
Y'all got a group. There's a group chat.
Parks
Oh, shit.
Corey
There is?
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Mel
This is awkward.
Joe Budden
There's a group chat. We gotta add more to the group.
Mel
I mentioned it like two weeks ago.
Ice
Y'all.
Mel
Everybody got quiet.
Ish
Yo, I ain't in the group chat neither.
Ice
Well, it's different reason.
Joe Budden
But you got Android.
Ice
He got Android.
Joe Budden
You can't come in the group chat.
Parks
Although he might be able to Come now pause.
Corey
He can. We don't pause.
Ish
Well, I could have been in the group chat.
Parks
Well, no, it up.
Joe Budden
Yeah, we don't want to see a green bubble.
Mel
I got an iPhone, so come on in. And I'm on the show.
Ish
Hey, yo, grow up.
Joe Budden
My.
Ish
The green bubble don't stop nothing.
Joe Budden
Yes, it does. Oh, wow. It literally does. It literally does, though.
Ice
It stops my conversation. I know.
Parks
It gotta be a phone call for free.
Ish
You gotta call me Passing of information.
Ice
Yeah. No, call me Green bubble.
Joe Budden
Virginia voting.
Ice
It's all. It's all adding up.
Joe Budden
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Parks
I need a little trip. I need a little trip.
Ish
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Few people up here is driving to Boston and cash in some Rhode Island. Anywhere you could go, boy. It worked. It did. Price picks. It worked.
Parks
It's a good time.
Joe Budden
Who am I going with? I'm going with Derrick Henry, who I should have drafted in the second round of my fantasy. I mean, that part is abundantly clear now. I'm going with Derek Henry for more than 70 rushing yards. Pat Mahomes is finally showing up. Let's hit him for more than two passing touchdowns. Oh, my trade. My Kareem Hunt. Jaden Reed trade. Kicking me in the ass already told you that. Jaden reed. Jayden Reed, 19 points. Kareem Hunt, 21 points. Puka Nakua, 2 points and punch somebody in the face to get ejected.
Parks
Told you to stay, Pat.
Joe Budden
I'm going with Luke. You did. You did. The white man was right, yo. They was right, Yo.
Ish
You wild?
Joe Budden
I've been. My text has been blowing up all weekend.
Ish
Yeah, I'm sure.
Joe Budden
And I have not replied to any of them. They think I died for real.
Ish
What?
Joe Budden
They was hitting me individually. Then this morning they hit the group chat, like, anybody heard from Joe? Is Joe okay?
Ish
Kareem Hunt looked like he 20.
Joe Budden
I didn't even watch the game, bro.
Ish
He looked.
Joe Budden
I put the Knicks on. Like that would make me feel better. That's a real good game. Watch them lose.
Ish
He was a man out there playing with kids.
Joe Budden
Watch them lose to the Rockets. Watch the Knicks lose. Right to the Rockets. Them young boys out there. Young boys. And that white Australian, sungela, whatever his name is.
Ish
Sanguine or something.
Joe Budden
Nick. I mean, it could be worse. Our star player could have pushed the reporter into a locker.
Ice
All right.
Mel
Wow.
Ice
All right, all right.
Mel
Wow.
Joe Budden
It could have been worse. All right.
Mel
That's not worse.
Joe Budden
I wasn't shooting at nobody that way. You condoning it? Yeah.
Mel
Yes, I'm condoning that.
Ice
I'm with it.
Mel
I'm condoning. You're not condoning that.
Joe Budden
I don't think you should put your hands on a woman ever.
Mel
It wasn't a woman.
Joe Budden
Oh, I thought I had you. I gotta see how much you know. Gotta try your chin, buddy. Boss, I'm going with Luca Donkic for more than 32 points and Steph Curry for more than five three pointers. Don't forget to download the app today. Use promo code J. JBP to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup. I repeat, if you download the app today and use promo code JBP, you will get $50 instantly. You won't have to wait for it after you play your first five dollar lineup. So good luck to all participants out there and run your game. Now, let me tell you what all of you idiots did. Honestly.
Ice
I know he said, that's good for you niggas, too.
Joe Budden
I can't believe y'all. I tried to tell y'all, but y'all. You know, y'all call me gloomy, y'all call me moody. Y'all call me sad and depressed and all of this other shit. But now New York is under a drought watch. Where is my shit?
Parks
In a minute.
Joe Budden
Because we have no rain. They're telling us a few things we have to do now, such as, where is it? I can't find it, but I know it off the head. Here we go. Oh, I found it. All right. Mayor Eric Adams announced a citywide drought watch in NYC after October recorded the lowest rainfall on record. Residents can help conserve conserve water by avoiding unnecessary toilet flushes.
Parks
Leave that dookie right in there.
Ice
What that shits do, Make a dookie gumbo. A couple of y'all go in there.
Ish
Saying, yo, if it's brown, flush it down.
Mel
Oh, if it's yellow, let it mellow.
Ish
If it's yellow, let it mellow.
Mel
That's the hood rules.
Ice
What?
Joe Budden
Wait, y'all never heard that before? Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Ish
Never heard that before.
Mel
That's hood rules.
Joe Budden
I never heard that.
Ish
Hell, no.
Joe Budden
You heard that and not look a gift horse in the mouth.
Ish
You heard him say the same shit.
Joe Budden
Well, he's from Philly.
Ish
Okay.
Joe Budden
Day water's bad. They don't. They didn't have a lot of water to begin with. They like flint or some shit. Oh, shit. You though what? I can't believe y'all just. The other day I took a shit. The automatic flush happened before I was done wiping. I salt bathed that shit again. I hit the double flush. Do, do, do.
Mel
You part of the problem.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Corey
About to say they're talking to you.
Joe Budden
Yo, dog, I'd rather flush my shit a million times than have. I'm in New York for four seasons. I don't want all of this sunny. This is horrible. It's depressing me.
Mel
I want all the sunny taking.
Joe Budden
They're advising us to take shorter showers.
Ice
No.
Joe Budden
Now, my girls say I don't shower enough anyway. But I don't think your girl should watch the amount of times you shower during the week either.
Ice
Well, never mind.
Corey
There's a reason why her phone and shit like that.
Ice
You want to shower daily?
Joe Budden
Hey, in the suspect challenge. Daily. In the suspect challenge, one of the girls said, perp only brushes his teeth when he's leaving the house.
Ice
I finally seen them shits, dog. I was dying.
Joe Budden
Like, I watched some of them shits.
Ice
I finally saw some of them shits is funny. Some of them funny.
Joe Budden
Some of them is hilarious. I caught an Asian couple the other day. I saved it. Like, they funny. I like couples that roast each other. Take shorter showers, promptly repair leaks. That's for y'all. That come from poverty and ish.
Ice
Says the person who had a massive leak in his house, right?
Joe Budden
Several for weeks. And it wasn't fixed promptly. Yeah, not at all. Not running the faucet while brushing teeth or shaving. Now, I'm just telling y'all, I do that if I had to make the choice.
Mel
Damn.
Joe Budden
I choose all of these things over sun till December. Yeah.
Parks
I want some rain.
Joe Budden
This is crazy. We need some rain. It's time. Let us flush our toilet like we're in America.
Ice
Yeah, y'all me up. So y'all just let the piss sit there.
Joe Budden
That's crazy. And how many people. No, no and dapt. That's cool that they grew up like that, but they 50 and dapped over that. I want to change the things that black men dap over.
Ice
How many people pissed before yellow.
Joe Budden
Let it mellow.
Ish
Joe.
Mel
In my house.
Joe Budden
Yes, Antoine.
Ice
Hold on, hold on, please. Go ahead, answer, please, dog.
Ish
I don't do that in my home.
Ice
No, no, Mark was answering.
Joe Budden
You shouldn't do it in anyone's home. So.
Mel
I mean, we have enough bathrooms that I don't have to share my toilet with nobody.
Ice
Okay.
Mel
If it's brown, you flush it down always. But to say to preserve water and to be good to the environment. Yeah, you could. You could get a few. A few.
Ish
If you saw that water bill used to be lower. Niggas used to rock out.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Mel
Just flushing shit.
Ish
I don't have to do that.
Joe Budden
You come from the real.
Ice
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they come. I must have had a good.
Joe Budden
They come from the ghost face. All I got is you. That was my song too. But some of the shit in there I could not relate to.
Mel
You flush whenever you want it.
Ice
You flush when you use the bathroom.
Mel
Just willy nilly with it.
Joe Budden
Just flush. Yes. Yeah.
Mel
Wow.
Ice
Might give a courtesy flush if I'm in there fucking it up bad enough again.
Mel
Shit's a whole other thing if you.
Joe Budden
Gotta do a courtesy flush.
Corey
They're just talking about urination.
Ice
Just urination. Sometimes I flush it. Wait, what? I be racing this shit.
Corey
So do you like, flush in the middle of the night too?
Mel
Yeah.
Corey
Cause that could be a time where you just like kinda let it rock.
Mel
You better let that thing rock, man.
Joe Budden
And let your entire bathroom smell like urine.
Corey
Well, close the lid.
Mel
Close the lid.
Joe Budden
You think that stops a urine? Where you got your doctor, you got.
Ice
A loud ass toilet.
Mel
That's the problem.
Joe Budden
Where he get his doctorate from? That don't quite work like that.
Mel
It do, man. You get a little spray, you good.
Ice
You ain't never flush. And then try to hurry up and finish before the water go down. Like you race the shit.
Mel
Yeah, when I was six.
Ish
I ain't 12. I.
Joe Budden
Yes, you are.
Ice
Yes, you are.
Joe Budden
Yes, you are.
Ice
It's the six year olds that you gotta remind and flush the toilet.
Joe Budden
If you don't use it, you lose it.
Ice
All right?
Joe Budden
And I read a little meme because that's where I get all my info from as a 44 year old. And I read a little meme that said men are supposed to sit down and piss because of how the piss bounces up. And it targeted the four spots that men typically aim for in the toilet. And how the piss bounces up. It looks like the filter.
Ice
They cut the blue like this.
Joe Budden
They cut the blue like this.
Ish
That shit is nasty.
Joe Budden
Was nasty.
Ish
And you supposed to close the Lid before you flush the toilet.
Joe Budden
Why are we not civilized? I never do that.
Ice
I want to flush.
Ish
Supposed to I wash it because they said the. The fecal matter and all that. Jumps out the bowl too. The same way spray.
Mel
Just sit and pee.
Parks
I don't know if I can do it.
Joe Budden
Yeah, try it.
Mel
Oh, I do it.
Ice
Do you?
Mel
Oh, I do it.
Ice
I know the jokes.
Mel
I know the jokes.
Ish
I've never pee.
Joe Budden
I have.
Ice
I thought I had the disappointed. Yeah, I might have thought. Oh, I ain't really had this.
Parks
Such a.
Ish
My.
Joe Budden
That's.
Mel
You ain't trying it yet. As you get these 40 year old knees. You know when you be standing up tired of Sam.
Ish
If it's 4:00 in the morning when I walk in the bathroom and I'm my.
Mel
I'm sitting.
Ish
My contacts is all.
Parks
Take your contacts off and you pee.
Joe Budden
At four in the morning. Like when the dol. Four in the morning when the wake up and gotta go pee.
Mel
When you guess her age, you get up and pee.
Ice
You better get your ass up in peace.
Ish
Two years. I want to hear your mouth. My. You don't piss in the middle of the night.
Joe Budden
Not when my girl is pissing.
Ice
What?
Parks
What?
Ish
Do you piss in the middle of the night?
Joe Budden
Not when she's pissing.
Ish
If your girl's not there.
Joe Budden
No, I piss when I wake up like a real man.
Ice
That's all right. No, no, no.
Joe Budden
Tom got like a real man with girth.
Ice
Try that.
Corey
Keep trying that way with you.
Joe Budden
That's for the. Without girth, I think.
Ice
Gonna be pissing on themselves.
Ish
Yeah, you do wake up at 4 o'clock in the morning.
Joe Budden
That's for the skinniest. Y'all don't got the room to hold the piss. They gotta rush.
Mel
Rush to it.
Ice
That piss gonna hit your ass. You be like, oh, yeah. You gonna be able to hold it?
Ish
Watch.
Ice
Watch me.
Joe Budden
Yeah. Have a wet dream like a man.
Parks
Yeah, different kind of wet dream.
Joe Budden
Have a wet dream like a man. What is wrong with you people?
Parks
What a wet dream.
Ice
Fucking idiot.
Joe Budden
Oh my God.
Ish
For real.
Parks
A yellow wet dream.
Joe Budden
That is disgusting. We don't have the girth. Can we have some decorum here?
Mel
You what?
Joe Budden
Oh, my God. All right. So hot boys reunion.
Ice
Hot boys big time.
Joe Budden
Tossing it to our number one hot boy.
Parks
Number one stunner right there.
Joe Budden
Take it away. Take it away, buddy.
Ice
Yeah, over the weekend Wayne had his. I forget what year this is now.
Joe Budden
But it's his 20, 25.
Ice
No, it's not, man.
Joe Budden
It's not.
Ice
It's not even that, like how many years he's done it. I mean, but he had his Louisiana festival out in New Orleans. The advertised part was the Hot boys and the big timers were all reuniting on stage. Y'all know BG came home last year, so he's missed the previous festivals. They had the little shit at Essence Fest where they had a hot boys reunion without Wayne. So now this time they all came out and they were doing old records from the Guerrilla Warfare album, from Juvie's first album from bg. Early albums like this was.
Joe Budden
They all used to be in a group.
Corey
Shut up.
Ice
You know, Big Timers albums. This was shit. Like me, myself, I was in the crib going crazy. I loved every minute of this. They went through the hits and then, you know, they left the stage. And then Wayne came back and soloed that shit out.
Joe Budden
And he smoked it.
Mel
Unpopular opinion.
Ice
What, that he smoked it?
Ish
What he smoked.
Mel
He did a good Lil Wayne job.
Parks
But yeah, appears a little bit disrespectful of a Carry on.
Mel
Look, I enjoyed it. Cause I'm a Lil Wayne fan.
Joe Budden
Don't sound like it.
Mel
And I enjoyed the reunion. I thought that was the best part. Even more so than Lil Wayne thing.
Ice
Absolutely.
Mel
I think where it went off the rails for me just a little bit is that people started talking about, you know, this is why he should be at the Super Bowl. This is proof. This is an epic. Before, it wasn't an epic performance at all. It was. I mean, the sound was kind of bad. You know, he didn't forget the lyrics.
Ice
But there was a teleprompter I don't like. I saw everybody. Yeah, Ice, you said he can't remember his lyrics. There's a big ass teleprompter that did. It was karaoke for the most part. Not a shot at Wayne not saying that he stood there reading the lyrics. But you have that reminder there in real time so you could look at the screen and, you know, keep your pace.
Mel
It's just.
Ice
Nothing wrong with that. I'm not talking about none of that Super Bowl. I'm just saying for this show, for a.
Mel
Was it a good performance or did you just like the songs he wrote?
Ish
Yeah, I like both.
Mel
I just like the songs.
Ice
I like the songs. I liked everybody there the moment. I liked Mass Master P coming out on stage being one of the ones to. After the mayor gave him the key to the city. Master P. So you do know who.
Joe Budden
Gives away the key?
Mel
He did get a key thing.
Parks
He did get a key.
Mel
He Got a key to. He got a key.
Ice
And he got two days. Two days, Wayne. Whatever. Yeah, they gave him two days.
Mel
That's what's up.
Ice
So I like these moments of I.
Joe Budden
Don'T have a day.
Corey
I was about to say, do you have a day?
Parks
Oh, you got a good day.
Joe Budden
Can you vote?
Ice
So when I say I'm gonna let you rock, but when I'm saying he killed it. The song selection was great. The they sounded like I rapped along with the songs. He missed a beat. He picked mixtape records, album cuts, hit commercial singles. Like, he touched everything. Pause. That you would want to see from Wayne. So I say, he killed that. Now, when you enter that super bowl conversation that everybody has, I say, if you look at this and still think that he would have done great at the super bowl, you're lying to yourself.
Corey
Why?
Ish
It's a contradiction.
Parks
No, no, it is.
Ice
This is great for this stage. Not that stage. It's like saying somebody could do something real good here, but if you put them on another platform or something, it won't translate the same.
Mel
Yeah.
Corey
So regionally it works. Nationally, it would not great for Lil Wayne.
Ice
This was great for New Orleans. This was great for his festival. This was great for this moment. I don't think that this same moment translates to the worldwide audience that the super bowl brings.
Mel
Right.
Ice
Which has been my critique about Wayne's super bowl from the rip. He does not have the records for the Super Bowl. Now remove the Super Bowl. I can still acknowledge that this was great to see. This was a moment. This was historic, and I loved it.
Ish
So culturally, it was dope. But you said he smoked the performance.
Ice
He smoked that entire Louisiana festival concert.
Mel
He smoked the sequencing.
Joe Budden
I want to know. It may be tough for some people to remove the super bowl aspect when he's up there doing his super bowl speech. And I'm going to play that now.
Ice
I hated this, but go ahead.
Joe Budden
During my lifetime, the first super bowl was here.
Ish
I made sure I bought tickets at.
Joe Budden
The beginning of the season.
Mel
And, you know, I did the same.
Ish
When I moved to Miami and I was wishing my team make it.
Joe Budden
And guess who made it that year? The Saints. They won't make it this year. Don't worry about that.
Ice
And that's not his team.
Joe Budden
He's a Packers fan. I was able to bring my family and other people from New Orleans, and they had a ball.
Ish
That moment.
Joe Budden
I said to myself, I want to be on stage for the super bowl one day in front of my mom.
Mel
And I worked my ass off to.
Joe Budden
Get that position away from me. I hate this.
Ice
But this moment right here.
Joe Budden
They can't take that, man. They can. You can't take that from me. Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise for yourself for being amazing.
Mel
I hated everything.
Corey
Why didn't you like that moment?
Ice
You playing a victim role? Damn near.
Joe Budden
What if he feels like a victim?
Ice
How would you feel like? Well, there's one part we don't know. Cause I don't like when he keep. When he says this was snatched from. Right. I don't like that we haven't seen anything. Now, whether he had a conversation behind the scenes with Hov or somebody who told him he might be in the running or considered for it, we don't know.
Corey
We never saw the shortlist.
Ice
We never saw anything where they said, you had the Super Bowl. So what is snatched from you? It was assumed by you and a lot of your fans and a lot of the public. Like I told y'all, right. Last year, after the game, when they announced New Orleans and everything, we started to see the memes go around. Oh, they gotta pick Wayne. They gotta pick Wayne. I think a lot of people. I think Wayne himself believed that. Yeah, they gotta pick me.
Joe Budden
Yeah. But I don't think that.
Ice
That's not snatched away from me.
Mel
That's entitlement.
Joe Budden
I don't believe.
Ice
Well, that's all I'm saying.
Joe Budden
He may be entitled, so I don't wanna sound like I'm arguing that. And maybe I don't like this announcement either, but I don't think he's operating off of what fans and memes said.
Mel
I agree with that, too.
Ish
I mean, he could believe the same.
Joe Budden
I think, that he had. No. But I think it's based from something it's based on. I feel like me, I ain't spoke to nobody. I ain't got no facts. I think he did. I think he definitely spoke to Hov or somebody on that board that's in charge of that. I think they may have told him, laid out a guideline of things that the person they pick has to accomplish and do. I think he might have went and went about trying to check some of the things off that list. And maybe he didn't like how he found out the news that Kendrick was performing, which is maybe you found out when the rest of us found out. And if that happened, then I could see him feeling like. Or feeling bold enough to say, hey, it was snatched from me. I don't think he's just working off of this was in New Orleans. I'm me this should happen.
Mel
I mean, I think that the Dr. Dre La situation got people starting to associate artists with towns, but that's a ridiculous way to pick somebody. You wanted to pick the biggest, hottest, most important artist at that moment or a legend. I don't want somebody because if someone comes to Philly, I don't assume Pink is going to be there or Beanie Siegel or Meek Miller, whoever I want, whoever the biggest person is, that's who I want. And I think we shouldn't even start to think about associating the artist with the town, especially for the Super Bowl.
Joe Budden
And I feel like amongst artists, I mean, or in entertainment, a lot of things can get lost in translation. A lot of things could get. It's the phone game. By the time this message get to you, how it got to you versus what really happened, there's a chance for some slippage.
Parks
True.
Ice
Very true. Happens every day.
Mel
I'd like to see Wayne part of a performance in New Orleans. I think that would be amazing. I don't think he should be headlining a performance in New Orleans. And I feel like all the speeches and monologues is taking him even out of consideration for being part of any of that.
Corey
But I feel like that's a deal breaker. He's not going to be a part of the performance.
Ice
He wants to be the part. He has to be the performance.
Corey
Yeah.
Mel
And that's wild to me. Kendrick was going to bring out Wayne. He should come out. I mean, that'd be, to me, a crowning achievement.
Joe Budden
Kendrick was not bringing out Wayne.
Mel
It's a for example. You know, he wasn't, but it's a for example. Although it would be kind of ill. I think Wayne wouldn't come out. I think Kendrick might invite.
Joe Budden
But the same way Wayne is documented in interviews saying, if I get my chance at the super bowl, that's my spotlight. And I'm not. I don't plan on sharing it with everybody. I think people feel like that.
Ice
I don't think they are.
Joe Budden
Yeah, but I don't think Kendrick, like Kendrick already shared the stage with all of these millions of people in la.
Ice
But that's.
Joe Budden
That's my turn. It's my turn. It's my time to shine now.
Ice
So it's almost like paying your dues a little bit. Not saying Wayne has to, but if Kendrick had that mindset, there's no. There's no saying that he gets this shot. Whereas, no, I'm not let. I'm not letting nobody bring me out. Like, I'm not sharing the Stage with nobody. You get what I'm saying? So, yeah, I'll play this role today. I'll sit here and let y'all bring me out today. But when my time come, then I can do that.
Joe Budden
Yeah, it's a good point.
Ish
But if. So you saying if Kendrick would have had he played the game mentally?
Joe Budden
Yeah, yeah, he's saying he played the game.
Ish
I think he had no choice.
Joe Budden
He did have.
Ish
I mean, you have a choice always. But if Dr. Dre, you're from LA, and Dr. Dre and Snoop call you and say, yo, I want you to. Performing the super bowl with us, that is celebrating and highlighting Los Angeles. You get your ass on that stage.
Joe Budden
Right.
Ice
Okay.
Joe Budden
So simple as that, though.
Ish
But.
Ice
But let's just. Let's just. For the sake.
Joe Budden
Now, now. All right, great. Dre and Snoop called. I accepted it. Now they got to go run it up a board. That board says yes to me, Kendrick. So now I have the opportunity to do that 1000%. We don't know that that's the case with Wayne.
Ish
Oh, no, no, no. I know.
Joe Budden
I'm saying we don't know if there's even something, some. Something or somebody blocking him from that door being open.
Ice
No, I'm not even speaking to. I'm just speaking to us. Saying that Wayne might have the mindset of. I don't want to share that stage. I just want it to be me. Like we said, if Kendrick were to even invite him, he may not go. I say, that's a mistake. I say, hey, go.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ice
You get what I'm saying? Your super bowl might not have to be New Orleans. So what, you might get the super bowl two years from now in fucking Detroit somewhere or something.
Joe Budden
So still fire.
Ice
Yeah, that's my thing. It's just people attach the city to that because, like Mark said, because of the LA situation. People attach it. Okay, It's New Orleans. It has to be this. Oh, next year is Atlanta. It gotta be somebody from. No, it don't. It ain't. It ain't never been that until then.
Ish
That's exactly how it goes.
Joe Budden
Yeah. Yeah.
Ice
That's all.
Mel
And it might just not be that, because I think everybody wants this to be a conspiracy. You know, there's the philosophical principles. Sometimes the simplest explanation is the.
Joe Budden
Is the.
Mel
Is the most likely one. Like, maybe people just don't think he'd be good.
Ice
That's what.
Mel
I didn't want to say that.
Ish
But I wouldn't necessarily say that. Kendrick just had the best year. Damn. Now out of any musician Out.
Mel
But take Kendrick off the table. Do you think Lil Wayne will put on a good super bowl level performance?
Ice
I mean, I say no.
Ish
I think he has the ability to do so. I think the Super bowl is 13 minutes and I think that if Wayne took the super bowl performance seriously as I think he would, but I think that Wayne could put on a 13 minute performance. That would be dope.
Ice
I don't think the time is the problem. I think again, the performance aspect for the super bowl and the records that you need for the Super Bowl, I don't think Wayne has that for the Super Bowl.
Mel
For the super bowl, we can agree.
Ice
That you have to just.
Joe Budden
Especially if he ain't bringing on no.
Mel
Pop stars because he got some features with pop stars that you can bring on, but then you got to bring the pop star on.
Ish
He has a million.
Mel
He don't want to do that.
Joe Budden
I just don't think the juice is worth the squeeze to continue to shit on the Super Bowl.
Ice
Yeah, you act like this is the end. Like, my nigga, you can get a Super bowl next year or the year after or whatever the case may be.
Joe Budden
Yeah, I would want to keep the door open no matter how much I.
Ice
Want to burn that bridge right now.
Joe Budden
Yeah, not now it's burnt. Not while they re upped. Hove to fucking run the decision making for the next however many years. Nah, I think I'm still at that.
Ice
And, and, and we don't know how true it is or not. But I take that in this conversation too. What the dude said that was with the Grammys. Like, yo, we had Wayne. He didn't show up for the rehearsals. He didn't like. Once you start to get that type of reputation.
Ish
Reputation with you performance people.
Ice
And yeah, this is the Super Bowl. So once that is attached to you. Oh yeah. Nah, we can't fuck.
Ish
I just don't like it because it's borderline a shot. Not that he would be shooting personally. I just think it kind of discredits what Kendrick has done all year. That's why I don't like it.
Mel
Well, that's important too.
Ish
That's why I don't like it. Like dog, Kendrick Lamar had a hell of a year and we want to highlight that. I just think that it discredits that. That's what I don't really like about it.
Ice
Like, I see Wayne doing all this. He's going to put himself on the Kanye list. To me, when it comes to the Super Bowl, Kanye would smoke the. Kanye would smoke the super bowl. But they would Never give him the opportunity. Because now it's like we don't know what we're gonna get. I mean, he got the music, he got the show. We know that. Yeah. But now we don't know what else we're gonna get with you and with Wayne. We don't know. You're sitting here. I don't think he's a managed himself.
Mel
Yeah. Kanye's a whole other level, putting it over there.
Ice
You get on the wrong side of them people, you will never get that shot.
Corey
Different reasons for unpredictability, but still the same outcome.
Parks
Yeah, but one's like.
Ice
Like, I'm just saying, one.
Joe Budden
You know what that show would look like. That's why I don't like it.
Mel
Yeah.
Joe Budden
You know what? That Kanye super bowl show would be 1000%.
Ice
It would be one of the best. It would be one of the best ever.
Joe Budden
Well. Oh, you said one of the best.
Ice
One of the best ever.
Joe Budden
If he don't have a purple ring.
Ish
He might not need it, Joe.
Joe Budden
No, that's why I agree. He won't need it, so he'll be one of the best. But Purple Rain, when he was doing Purple Rain on a purple guitar.
Mel
Yeah, that was definitely top three.
Joe Budden
Yeah. Yeah. No, no. What's your number one? Madonna. What's your number one?
Ice
King of Pop.
Mel
Michael Jackson.
Joe Budden
Who?
Mel
You heard of him?
Ice
The King of Pop.
Mel
When he had the whole stadium singing We Are the World. Had kids from Africa flowing in, dropping down, pandering. All right, that's Michael Jackson.
Joe Budden
Michael Jackson was pandering.
Parks
We're not doing that today.
Corey
Terrible idea.
Joe Budden
Yeah. No. Imagine how Mike would have sounded without Quincy.
Ish
Well, he sounded without Quincy.
Mel
I. I'll tell you what Quincy Jones told me about that.
Ice
He said, you see him stunning us real quick.
Corey
Love it.
Joe Budden
He was 15 when that album dropped. I was still 2. What? What you say, Mark?
Mel
I really don't like it. Until I started working, I didn't. I actually don't like him. It's crazy.
Joe Budden
That's what happens with everybody.
Mel
Now I understand. Now I understand what he said. His Bad was Michael Jackson. He said that. He said. This is exactly what he said. He said on Thriller. I mean.
Joe Budden
Sorry.
Mel
On off the Wall, we were in the studio together, and that's why it sounded so good. He said with off the Wall, we were together. He said with Thriller, we were in separate. We were in separate studios, but we were still working together. He said Bad Mike had his own thing. And then I was following up, and he said the reason Bad didn't sound didn't have the soul that the first two had was because that's what Michael sounds like without me, basically.
Joe Budden
No, Bad. Bad.
Ice
I'm just saying.
Mel
Y'all about to say Bad was your favorite.
Joe Budden
Yeah. Oh, Bad. It's a lot of people favorite. My favorite. Prince, Turn that down.
Mel
Y'all are crazy.
Joe Budden
Prince didn't want to.
Parks
I'm okay with being crazy.
Ice
Yeah. I'm fine with that.
Mel
Y'all think Bad is better than off the Wall?
Parks
I like it.
Ice
It's my favorite album. Yeah, Absolutely.
Mel
I'm just surprised. Never heard. I've never been a room full of people that said that. I heard people. I get that. Thriller is overrated. To people like, Thriller's not the best.
Parks
Thriller's not overrated.
Mel
I mean, I'm talking in terms of its ranking among Michael's album.
Parks
Okay.
Mel
A lot of people say it's number two, not number one. To me, it's off the wall. Thriller than Bad.
Ish
I'm going with that.
Joe Budden
There's nothing wrong with that. I don't think there's an incorrect answer out of those three projects. That's the problem. You think there's a wrong answer.
Mel
I do. I think Bad is always the wrong answer.
Joe Budden
I think there's some people out there that need to go take another peek at that Bad track list.
Ice
Bad is amazing.
Mel
Even the title track. Do you like listening to the song Bad? The song Bad? Have you ever want to hear the song Bad?
Parks
Yeah, I do want to hear Bad.
Mel
No, y'all don't.
Joe Budden
Yeah, but that don't change anything for me.
Mel
You really want to hear Dirty Diana?
Ice
Hell, yes. Big Dog.
Joe Budden
Big Dog.
Ice
Big Dog. Whoa.
Ish
I'm with him on this.
Joe Budden
I can't.
Ice
What?
Joe Budden
Black?
Ish
I know I'm not black, cuz.
Mel
I don't want to hear that. No, no. Black is off the wall. Black is Thriller. Black is not bad.
Ice
We talk about Dirty Diana like that.
Mel
I don't dislike dirty. I'm just saying that's not. You want to hear Smooth Criminal? Where do y'all be at more than.
Joe Budden
Oh, requesting. Where do y'all be at?
Ish
Y'all lying. They slap. Nobody's driving in their car listening to.
Joe Budden
Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom.
Mel
Come on, get the fuck out of here.
Joe Budden
You went back to bed. No, we had named two other songs.
Ish
No, I didn't.
Mel
Liberian girl. You just love Liberian girl.
Corey
I love Liberian girl.
Ice
Look, I rest my case.
Mel
I arrest my new librarian.
Ish
Girl, I'm not riding in my car listening to Smooth Criminal.
Joe Budden
No, you're not listening to Bernie's disco out. I don't understand what they talking about.
Ice
She's out of my life at all.
Joe Budden
You're not listening.
Mel
She's out of my life.
Ice
In the car.
Mel
Now. If you say the way you make me feel, that's the shit.
Parks
That's the shit.
Mel
That's the shit that Trump's Liberian girl.
Joe Budden
I'm listening. Track one, Bad. Track two, the way you make me feel. Track three, Speed Demon.
Mel
Speed Demon. We taking Speed demon. Two is a hot track.
Joe Budden
Track four, Liberian girl. Sheesh. Just good friends.
Mel
Five, don't even know what it is.
Joe Budden
Six. Another part of me.
Ice
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Seven. Man in the mirror. Eight.
Mel
I just can't stop loving. And the king man in the mirror.
Joe Budden
Nine. Dirty Diana.
Ice
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Ten. Smooth Criminal. Eleven. Leave me alone.
Parks
Come on.
Ice
Yeah. Come on.
Mel
All right, now. Go to the now. Go to the now. Go to or off the wall. It kills both of them. And they got five that's still playing the club right now.
Joe Budden
Track one, don't stop till you get enough Classic. Super classic rock. With you working day and night.
Mel
Would they look over there?
Ish
They just ate all of the songs.
Joe Budden
You said on bed.
Ice
4.
Joe Budden
Get on the floor.
Mel
What's wrong, you, Honor?
Joe Budden
5. Off the wall. 6. Girlfriend. 7. She's out of my life.
Mel
She's out of my life.
Ice
No, you're not.
Joe Budden
Yes, you are.
Ish
That's not true.
Joe Budden
Yes, you are.
Ish
Yes, you are.
Joe Budden
Eight. I can't help it. Nine, it's the falling in love. And ten, Burned this disco out. All right, now I'm ready to say it. Bad is a better album than this Bad is. Now that we read them, I'm ready for y'all. Bad is a better album. Album, but the songs are off the wall.
Mel
That hit.
Ish
Hit way harder.
Joe Budden
Hit harder than all other songs from any other album ever made.
Ice
That's a different conversation.
Ish
But that's my argument with The Usher Confessions versus 8701. I'm an 8701 dude. But the songs that on Confessions that hit. They hit.
Joe Budden
My opinion.
Mel
That's a good.
Ish
Those. Those songs on off the Wall.
Mel
I take Confessions, but I see your point.
Joe Budden
But there are people to say that. Yeah. So, yeah. I won't shame him.
Ish
People say that like dog the 87. I mean, the. The songs are off the wall. That hit. They hit, bro. Like, they. It's a good seven. It's a good seven that are really.
Joe Budden
I feel like off the Wall. Timeless smashes Illmatic versus it was written.
Parks
Yeah, a little bit.
Ice
A little bit. It kind of it is.
Ish
I'm sorry.
Mel
Where do y'all land on that? I'm late today.
Joe Budden
It was written Illmatic, y'all.
Mel
I'll take it was written.
Joe Budden
I take it.
Ice
I take it was written.
Parks
I take Illmatic.
Ish
I'm.
Corey
Me too.
Ish
I'm Illmatic. I'm Illmatic. Thank you, but.
Mel
All right.
Ish
It was great.
Joe Budden
Why are you thanking him for having this thing?
Ish
It was written.
Joe Budden
We should have thank him.
Mel
I didn't want to be isolated.
Joe Budden
Them little late night talks been working.
Mel
Don't help him.
Joe Budden
Listen, if you didn't vote today.
Mel
Your album shaming.
Joe Budden
No, you album shaming me.
Ish
It was written.
Mel
You deserve the album.
Ish
But Illmatic was just.
Mel
Illmatic is one to me. One of the five or six best albums in hip hop history. In music in other 20th century, Illmatic changed hip hop.
Joe Budden
I got. It was written as a better album. It is.
Ice
It's a much better album. Huh.
Ish
To me, Illmatic is.
Joe Budden
No, it was Ill manic cut off. Ill Manic cut off before my shower was finished. Ill Manic works if I'm in the.
Parks
Shower circuit service of water, buddy.
Joe Budden
Yeah. If I listen Ill manic during the water drought. The drought watch, then. Yeah, it's just. It's just.
Mel
It's.
Joe Budden
It's the best EP ever made.
Mel
I think if you listen to most of the better albums of the 20th century, they short. They're short.
Ish
They're short.
Ice
Yeah.
Joe Budden
I disagree with that.
Mel
Love Supreme.
Ish
A lot of these.
Mel
I mean, most of the classic albums.
Parks
Are under like around 30 minutes.
Mel
Yeah, yeah.
Parks
A record used to only be able to hold 35 minutes, bro.
Ish
You just named albums that had 11 songs.
Joe Budden
What? Well, these mic albums.
Ish
Yeah, yeah, like. And they're some of the best albums ever created. When they start doing the 18, 19 songs, I think you throw. You throw some filler in there.
Joe Budden
Prince was low.
Parks
A record could only hold 35 minutes and sound good. You could max it out to 40, but that was like really bad quality. So Most albums were 30 minutes or under. And all albums were single albums except for a few.
Corey
And then there was like A side and B side. So, like, they put like the lesser known records, I guess, like, on the B side.
Parks
That's a single.
Corey
Can I ask. Can I ask the expert his opinion?
Parks
The B side thing comes from singles, not from albums.
Joe Budden
Okay. So stupid.
Mel
Y'all bullies, man.
Ish
It's not y'all.
Ice
It's not y'all.
Joe Budden
But no, I don't like Mark. He called us bullies and nobody said anything. It's just implied the silence.
Parks
He's a doctor.
Joe Budden
You just know when he watches.
Ice
Think the same thing. He just ain't gonna say it.
Mel
All I'm saying is. All I'm saying is illmatic.
Joe Budden
Don't include him in your bullshit.
Corey
Don't fucking include him in your bullshit. He's still fresh and critically thinks on his own. Okay.
Ish
He said some shit, though. Yo.
Ice
She was like.
Ish
No, I think he was like, point. Exactly like, yo, that's a shot.
Joe Budden
But it's cool. I did. Listen, we all been watching the game and, like, how many points is the touchdown? All right. Six, girl. Six. Just six.
Corey
I never asked that question. Don't put that on me.
Mel
You know it.
Joe Budden
Oh, you opened yourself up for another.
Mel
I'm skipping it, cuz.
Joe Budden
They gonna call me a bully. Mark gonna say I'm doing some.
Mel
I'm skipping it.
Joe Budden
That was a good shot. Good shot. Skipping the shot.
Mel
What else?
Joe Budden
You skip it too? Shut up.
Ish
I'm telling her to stop.
Joe Budden
Oh, all right.
Corey
Just that one particular question. Yeah, I know the fucking answer to that question. What?
Ice
Just go to the left.
Joe Budden
Anyway, signal on. Are you all done with your thoughts on the Wayne Fest?
Ice
Yeah.
Parks
Yeah, I think so. Shout out to Wayne, man.
Ice
Shout out to Wayne. Shouts to hot boys. Big Thomas. All of that. That was really.
Joe Budden
The hot boys. The hot boy. That felt good here. That did feel good to hear.
Mel
What?
Ice
Come on, dog.
Joe Budden
I didn't hear.
Parks
Huh?
Ish
You ain't here. Huh?
Joe Budden
I didn't hear. Huh?
Ice
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Wow.
Ish
Niggas ain't doing. Huh?
Joe Budden
It's not a hot boy.
Ish
So it's a juvie record. It's the juvie record.
Parks
Solo moment.
Ish
Yes, it's the juvie record.
Joe Budden
No, it's not.
Ice
Ha. Is not the juvie record.
Parks
Yeah, it is.
Ish
You're out of your mind.
Corey
1 of 2.
Ish
Everybody is not a no limit soldier like you and a. Y'all are aware.
Ice
That Back that Ass up is a juvenile song, right?
Mel
That's what I was gonna say. Back that Ass up is the juvie song.
Joe Budden
All right, so that's the juvie record.
Ice
That is the introduction record.
Mel
That's right. That's his first record.
Ice
When you say the juvenile record. It's Back that Ass Up. It's not close. And that is a. It's not close.
Mel
It's by. Yeah, it's nowhere near.
Ice
It's not close.
Joe Budden
Okay. It ain't been in slow motion. I'm trolling you. Sorry. Don't. Don't fall. Yo, y'all too easy to make. Fall for the trash.
Mel
Cool, man.
Joe Budden
I Didn't see the stream. What did y'all think about Jermaine Dupri and everybody else tweeting during the stream that Drake missed out?
Ice
I would have.
Mel
Drake had business to handle. He was in Toronto standing on business.
Ice
Big business. One.
Joe Budden
One day, y'all out there is going to give me a legit definition for staying on business. Boy, it changes.
Corey
Literally standing like the whole game is like.
Mel
It was the corny shit I've ever seen. Let me say this first, Drake's not wrong for feeling away. Right. If I think we're cool. And then the next thing I know, you Crip walking in the video that calls me a pedophile. I have a right to feel away about thousand percent about me.
Ice
Absolutely.
Parks
For sure.
Mel
However, at the point that I'm going to do something about it, I gotta actually do something about it. I can't just show up to the.
Corey
Game and mean mug you the whole time.
Mel
Except it's not a mean mugging.
Ish
That's him doing something about it. And his view.
Ice
That's his view.
Joe Budden
What's he doing?
Ish
His mean mugging.
Ice
Then he walked past pussy ass nigga.
Mel
Oh, that was the worst part.
Joe Budden
Really?
Mel
Cause you would think from the me. Cause first of all, the Drake bots put it out first as if like he said that shit to homie like in front of him like, yo, out of here, pussy. That's what I thought he did. It was more like. Dude was always a half court by the time he said that shit.
Joe Budden
Dude was at a concession stand by then.
Mel
Yeah. To me, that just made this shit look worse. And you already look like you overthinking this. You already look like you feel away about this too much. You already look already over emotional about this. And going to the game trying to be fucking Bird from Butter Rim. Like, don't.
Ice
I'm not mad at Drake feeling away.
Ish
I'm not mad at Drake filling.
Ice
And they resurfaced. And I think you over emotional. They resurfaced. The clip where DeMar DeRozan was on club sh shay and he's explaining how Drake was there for him when nobody else was. Drake held him down. That's my man's. That's always going to be my man. So with all of that going on, if you step on the other side, especially with what they were calling him and you take part in that, you in the video and you doing a little bit extra like Russell Westbrook, LeBron. They were at the Pop out show. They wasn't in the Not Like Us video.
Joe Budden
You Went to Drake after you were traded? What? What.
Ice
What did you guys talk about?
Joe Budden
Man, we just. We just really sat there and you know that. But besides basketball, everything just the reassurance of, like, you know, that was my. That was my. My partner. That was a friend. That was a friend of mine that was like, man, get away from everything. I know, it's crazy. I couldn't even turn on TV that day. Phone was going crazy. I just went over there and we said and talked for hours. Sit and talk. And I think more than anything, just him being there for me as a friend.
Ice
Right.
Joe Budden
First and foremost, you know, and no matter what, you know, when it come to him, he'll forever have a friend of me and loyalty out of me because, you know, he cared.
Ice
Yeah, he was there for you.
Joe Budden
He was there for me when everybody. Everything was just going crazy, you know, and kind of just got me settled.
Parks
In a sense of, like, you know.
Joe Budden
We gonna get past it.
Ish
Don't even worry.
Corey
So what had happened, right?
Ice
So if I have that relationship with somebody and you popping out over here, I'm gonna have a problem with you, and it's gonna. I'm like, I'm gonna forever have a problem with you.
Ish
And he's a thousand percent accurate.
Parks
And I'm gonna climb up to the rafters and pull down your little banner.
Mel
That's the shit.
Joe Budden
I ain't like Nick.
Ish
I'm the mayor.
Ice
That's what he said.
Ish
Your shit is never going to get in the raft.
Ice
Yeah, that's what he said.
Joe Budden
I promise you it will, though.
Ice
That's like some over my dead body type shit.
Mel
It will be over his dead body.
Ice
Hey, listen, you know the power I got out here, Y'all ain't doing that.
Ish
We sports fans, right? I remember when DeMar DeRozan got traded. He was fucked up. He said, yo, they betrayed me. He went publicly like, yo, y'all told me that y'all wasn't trading me. He felt betrayed, all the other shit, and he was kind of distraught. So if that's true. If that's true. And now I know, I'm just gonna put it.
Joe Budden
So we ain't gotta.
Ish
If it's true, yo, so now you come to me, you fucked up, and I'm your real friend. Like, we don't know. These niggas could have had mad social interactions where. Off camera, off the court. This is my man, man, nigga, I'm in Toronto. I'm in Toronto. This nigga's the mayor of Toronto. Basically, I'm one of them Niggas in Toronto. This is my man, man.
Joe Budden
So dog, that's where I want to push back a little bit. And maybe I'll just do it for Corey.
Ish
You have not one empathetic bone in your body.
Mel
My.
Ish
You have not an emotional serial killer.
Joe Budden
Holy. Just. Just for shits and giggles, I'm going to try to do this back and forth.
Ish
True.
Joe Budden
I'm not saying I feel like this. Don't attack me.
Ish
No, I'm not.
Joe Budden
Yes. All of that's true. Yes. I do believe that Drake and DeMar DeRozan had some form of a real relationship. Like a real.
Ice
Real friendship.
Joe Budden
Friendship. No, no, no. You saying man's man's cool. What happens when my man's times three pulls up though? Like. Like you like.
Ish
Understandable.
Joe Budden
Let me talk. You sent Ice to Burlington Coat Factory when Danny pulled it.
Ish
I did not. That's not true.
Ice
That's not true.
Joe Budden
I don't think that's. Let me finish my joke.
Ish
That's the joke.
Joe Budden
But let me joke.
Ish
But we not joking. We being serious.
Joe Budden
I'm being. And I'm joking even when I'm serious. But let me get my shit off. I used to steal your man. But he had to take that walk to the. To the store and get you some jeans.
Ish
That's not what happened.
Joe Budden
But my premise is. All right, that's your man. But you from Compton. You go on songs with this dude you in videos with. That's my. Maybe that's my man.
Ice
Man. Man.
Ish
I understand.
Joe Budden
What'd you say to that? Still stay neutral, right?
Mel
Stay out of it.
Ish
I'm gonna stay neutral.
Ice
You don't gotta stay neutral.
Ish
I'm going to stay neutral. He asking. But my opinion.
Joe Budden
I have a follow up question.
Ish
Look, it's niggas that if one of my friends wanted to beef with Ice, right? If I can't mediate it, like, yo, that's my man. Like, get the fuck out of here. Y'all not beefing. Y'all not arguing. At the very minimum, I'm going to be neutral in that. In that situation, I'm not going to show support for one of the dudes.
Joe Budden
I want to respond to that.
Ish
When the one dude that like, if. If Kendrick had a song not attacking Drake. Right. But they still beefing. And I'm in the song that's talking about some girls or some money. It's one thing my. You are in a song that is calling me a pedophile. In our. In our culture, it's the worst thing you can be.
Mel
I think in Every culture. I think in every culture.
Joe Budden
I think that part is over. I do. I think there's nothing somebody could call you to the pedophile.
Ish
I'm listening.
Corey
Like what?
Mel
In our culture, maybe a snitch.
Joe Budden
No, no, no. Snitch.
Parks
There's nothing worse.
Joe Budden
It's probably not.
Parks
No, there's nothing worse.
Ice
Yeah.
Mel
Pedophiles. McKenna. Kind of.
Joe Budden
It's pretty. Yeah, but number one. But stop. But this is where my pushback comes from. Not mine. I'm just arguing objective. I think that Drake takes not, like us really, really serious as he should. And I think that's him and his people spreading that, hey, y'all niggas is dancing to some shit that's calling me a pedophile.
Ish
That's not him and his people. Joe, just hear me out.
Joe Budden
I think him and his team look at it like that. And while it could be true, I think a lot of west coast people just took a West coast pride in that song. I don't think some people take that song as serious as him.
Ice
I would agree.
Mel
I agree with all that.
Joe Budden
I agree with DeRozan. Didn't know the extent of which Drake.
Mel
Felt it don't matter.
Joe Budden
Maybe, just maybe, he didn't look at it like some big crossing of the line. Ice has always stayed neutral in my beefs.
Ish
I'm gonna give you all of that.
Joe Budden
Let me talk. Well, ISIS always stayed neutral in my beefs. When I beef with his brother, he tweeted one morning, I think ARS got him. And maybe they could be. I don't know. He did, but he tweeted. No, he didn't.
Mel
But it don't matter.
Joe Budden
I just tweeted that. And they brothers. We supposed to tweet that, but that's not neutral. I also don't think it's that serious enough to, like, what am I beefing with my man about it? And Arts called me some nasty things.
Ish
Two things.
Ice
Totally.
Corey
Two different.
Joe Budden
Totally different. I'm just shooting you.
Ice
No.
Ish
Yeah, two things. If all of that stuff you saying is true, if you know now in hindsight that your man felt like that, then you pick up the phone and you address that with your man.
Joe Budden
I would.
Ish
Right, Cool. And I think if y'all had a conversation amongst adults and amongst men, then Drake don't still feel like that. You get what I'm saying? Like, if we having a serious conversation, then Drake don't necessarily feel like that.
Joe Budden
I also think Drake is the type to not answer the phone after I hit unfollow on LeBron. And because I do think there's some people that really love him, I. E A LeBron and some other names. I'm sure they tried to reach out to him.
Mel
Why didn't he show up to LeBron's game tonight before and do the same? The Lakers game was the Lakers playing Toronto? Yeah, LeBron was in Toronto the night before for that game. That's what I'm saying.
Joe Budden
Well, I don't know that Drake was there for that game.
Ish
He was Mighty DeRozan who lived in Toronto for Madison had years. Could be different than my relationship with LeBron James. This lived in my city and it.
Ice
Like, like, like Joe just said, it might not have had to do nothing with demar. It was Vince Carter night.
Mel
That's true, that's true. He might know that that was about.
Ice
And you're here and you here. I don't with you, bro.
Joe Budden
And I'm. And I'm giving pushback now. I'm gonna sound like a hater, but fuck it, they know me as a hater. I'm giving pushback to that whole it's my city shit. I don't wanna hear that shit.
Ish
I'm talking about we both fuck my city.
Joe Budden
What year was DeRozan drafted?
Ish
I don't know, but he's played for Toronto for a long time.
Joe Budden
I don't think Drake was Drake when he got there.
Mel
Nah, Drake was Drake when he got there.
Corey
Yeah, he was.
Joe Budden
Even if he got to be true.
Ish
Look, even when he got there, I might not have been Drake while he was there. I became Drake, not Drake.
Mel
But he was.
Joe Budden
I mean, okay, but while he was.
Ish
There, I became Drake and me and you had a bond and a relationship in a friendship.
Joe Budden
You became Drake, but I became demar derose. And I'm the franchise leader in every statistical category. Drake ain't Drake in 09.
Ish
Listen to what I'm saying. You're moving the goal post, yo, I was just. Nobody is saying that. He might not have been, but I became.
Joe Budden
He became it.
Ish
And you became demar, which means you became my man. We out in the clubs, we doing all the weird girls we doing.
Joe Budden
Yeah, but stop making it sound like my social status in Toronto.
Ish
I'm not said that.
Ice
I didn't say that.
Joe Budden
And I'm not talking to you. Just listen to me. Stop making it sound like my social status in this town is because you.
Ice
Are who you are.
Ish
No, nobody's saying that.
Joe Budden
Oh, then let me listen to more.
Ish
No, nobody's saying that you're my man.
Joe Budden
So then what is the point of saying it's my city. If you're not implying any of that.
Mel
I think it's more how close they bond was. Like, if he was in LA and you flying through twice a year, that's different. Different than every single night you hear.
Ish
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, you living in Toronto. I'm living in Toronto, bro. If you in la, it's mad people's things. It's multi. You in Toronto, fam. And this nigga's in Toronto. Y'all both them niggas in Toronto. Let's say y'all both them in Toronto. Add Kyle Lowry in that mix. We the three niggas in this town, so we might have a bond that's bigger than if you just lived in LA or if you lived in Atlanta or if you lived in New York City. There's a multitude of that could say I'm that in Toronto. For the blacks, it might have been just them three. That was him. So, yo, we might have bonded on some other next level that me and LeBron James may not have reached any.
Joe Budden
Of my mans that don't want to be my man no more. Because I did a video and we can't have a conversation about it and progress and move forward. Then I'm looking at that for.
Mel
And it's not just that he was in the video minimalizing.
Corey
He was dancing his ass off in it.
Mel
And his presence. He was at the concert, he was. But in the video, he was president. But my point is, it's not just that he was in it. He was punctuating a point that he was making. It would be like if you were battling somebody and they say, when you get to Philly, you getting fucked up. And at that point, I'm sitting in the video. I'm not just in the video. I meant the video. The part where he says, philly, niggas gonna fuck you up.
Joe Budden
But. But I like that point. He's literally in the video when he says, glad D. Rose left from over there. Y'all ain't deserve him. Or whatever the line is. So D. Rose, who felt awake back to Itch's point when he was traded, is sitting there by the trucks looking cool on some. Yeah, I'm glad my niggas out of there.
Mel
No, no, but that whole point was in response to Drake saying to Kendrick that I get more love in your town than you do. So he's responding to that part of it. So he's saying, LA niggas don't fuck with you. So then Kendrick saying, let me show you how many LA niggas fucking with me? And that's why he's mentioning all these LA people. So to me, at that point, he's actually taken up Kendrick. Cause he's saying, yeah, LA with. I fuck with LA niggas, not you.
Joe Budden
If you assume that that was in response to Drake saying I get more love in la, it was the next song. Yeah, that don't mean nothing to me. That entire stanza, that whole paragraph of and not like us. I think he was driving home a deeper point than replying to hey, I get more love in the city with you than you. The Serena point, all of those LA points, I think was just connecting the dots to a bigger picture.
Mel
And even if it's the bigger picture.
Joe Budden
I don't think it was as surface as. Oh, you said that.
Mel
But here's the thing.
Joe Budden
I'm glad we got.
Ice
We took de rope from you and.
Mel
We did this and some reals over here and we got. You're wrong, but I'm gonna pretend you're right on that point. Right. Even if you were right on that point, that's speculative.
Joe Budden
That I'm wrong. You can't prove that I'm wrong.
Mel
And that's why I'm moving past this.
Joe Budden
Or continue the conversation to be fact based.
Mel
No, no, no, I'm going to the next point. I'm conceding your point. I'm saying if you say, all right, it was about a bigger picture. If the whole picture is you not like us, it means that everybody's videos not spotted us. Right? And you not it. So now D. Rose is saying, I'm not like that nigga who I've been calling my friend for the last 10 years.
Joe Budden
Wait, be clear. Let me clarify my position.
Mel
But then you not.
Ish
Did we not. That's why I said, how do you know that?
Joe Budden
But wait, let me clarify.
Ish
How do you know that?
Joe Budden
Now you're arguing with Corey. Please let me clarify my position. I do believe that Drake should feel however the fuck he wants about it. I'm not arguing the other side. Drake, should one feel away. I talked you out of depression on my couch.
Mel
Yeah, you know, he made that soup or something.
Joe Budden
Charcuterie, you know, he ordered Sushi.
Parks
Grapefruit, seltzer.
Joe Budden
DeMar DeRozan was sad as hell. Yeah, good drink. Do you eat hoagies? Would you like a hoagie?
Corey
How about some hookah?
Joe Budden
How about a hoagie and hookah? Mel, you can't. You gotta mute up on our Drake topic.
Ice
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Cause it's gonna sound like A shot they already say you'd be shooting.
Corey
I'm not shooting. I'm just.
Joe Budden
Don't sound dope.
Ish
Sounds you might want to go back home.
Corey
I can go the fuck back home whenever I want to vote there.
Joe Budden
You can vote there.
Parks
You can vote there.
Joe Budden
Yo, so I'm not mad at him feeling he should feel the way. It's never the conflict. It's the inability to navigate conflict. It's never the conflict. What he did with the conflict is where I'm like, eh. And not even. Cause I've already came to conclusions I need to come to about him. But all that standing at the game, the ice grill in the face, the mumbling under the breath like we niggas and we respectful so we ain't gonna say it, but you a bitch. Like it ain't. I ain't even about to try to sit here and do a bunch of unpacking use. Like, he went to the game and cut his eyes.
Corey
And sucked his teeth.
Joe Budden
Yeah, he fucking duck lipped his way. Ooh. These are the duck lips of death. Ooh. Ooh. Talk about Ducktales. Yo, don't come to my game and cut eyes at me. My. I throw this balding at your. So I'm not mad at him feeling away. Go ahead and feel the way. But what he did with it is.
Ice
And to your original question, though, like, how. How do we feel? Like what Jermaine Dupri tweeted and stuff like that. I ain't want Drake at that festival.
Joe Budden
No, I'm talking. You should have been at a festival.
Ice
I'm just saying in response to them, like, all the people saying, Drake, you missed your opportunity. You should have. No, this was not for. This was not that era.
Joe Budden
Fans that was born in 05.
Ice
Yeah. This was not a YMCMB thing. I don't want none of them there.
Mel
Right.
Joe Budden
Well, Jermaine Dupree is different. I'm talking about the fans that were saying, Jermaine Dupree is ahead. So he probably really want to see Drake over there.
Ice
Something. You just want to see the show?
Joe Budden
Yeah, he just want to see a great show.
Parks
No, this one, I mean, if you would go.
Ice
I.
Parks
As a fan, if I was signed, if you did a show in New Jersey, I would come to your show in New Jersey and not sitting courtside to mean mug mobs.
Joe Budden
Thank you.
Parks
You know what I'm saying?
Joe Budden
Like, who's.
Mel
Who's playing the Kings. Oh, yeah.
Ice
No, no, no. And it's Vince Carter retirement night that matters. Yo, that's Been at a bunch of other games this season, so it's like, oh, this is one of them nights you gotta be here for this.
Ish
It's like the unveiling of the D.
Ice
Wade statue or some shit like that. Like, no, you not gonna miss that, being an ambassador for the Raptors from Toronto. He's going to be there at that game no matter who they played that night.
Joe Budden
And Vince shouted him out in the speech. He was like, yo, getting my speech shout to Drake right there. He threw me a Gatorade once when I was thirsty. These niggas be having the most fickle friendship. Yo, Drake, he was there that day, man. He fucking grabbed my towel for me. We such a bond. Knock it the off. Just met these. It's like when I'm watching the boxing match and they let all the rappers come backstage like they know him. The box will be like. They can move, man. Just take me a little slap.
Ice
No, the new is Colorado locker room after the game.
Mel
Yeah, Dion, locker room. Yeah. Everybody being that motherfucker, man.
Ice
That's the new, though, all around.
Mel
I hate it.
Joe Budden
Would y'all go to the locker room.
Ice
Or to the gang? Going to the gang.
Mel
Not going to the locker room.
Ice
I ain't going to locker room.
Joe Budden
I'm not going to leave.
Parks
I'm not going to no locker room.
Joe Budden
Y'all too cool to go to a locker room.
Parks
I don't want to be in a locker room.
Ish
If I got invited, I would go.
Joe Budden
To the locker room.
Mel
Yeah, I'll do the sideline. I ain't doing the locker room.
Parks
Y'all can shower in peace.
Ice
Hit me afterwards.
Parks
It's cool.
Ice
Y'all there.
Joe Budden
Oh, you got some type of, like, dick phobia or something? Like, you thinking you gonna walk back there. Everybody, she going to be swinging around.
Parks
It might be swinging around. I'm not afraid of the dicks.
Joe Budden
The rumor was true.
Parks
There's other things I could do. There's other things I could do with my time. And look at sweaty dicks.
Mark Lamont Hill
That's it.
Parks
I'll meet you at the bar.
Ice
Yeah, we link up after this. Y'all got it.
Ish
Oh, it's hilarious.
Joe Budden
Do y'all think DeMar DeRozan? And you know why the other part. Know why? That is shady, too. They didn't ask that one question about DeMar DeRozan's jersey being raised. No, that was not the question at all.
Parks
No, he was drunk.
Mel
He was super drunk. He was pointing Shorty on the sideline to talk about how bad she looked. Like, how good she Looked. Whatever. Then he was like, yeah. Now, if that jersey ever goes up.
Joe Budden
To the top, I'm gonna say something right now. What? I won't.
Mel
Please do.
Joe Budden
What was that lady's name?
Ice
Jesse Red.
Parks
She's Fire Musical.
Joe Budden
Oh, yeah. You know, that was somebody. Yeah, yeah. I won't say it. I want to clarify my position on this Drake DeMar DeRozan topic yet again, because a lot of podcast listeners are stupid. Drake has every right to be perturbed. Like, I don't even think it's called anger when he gets it.
Ice
Bro. To see hot.
Joe Budden
Drake has every right to be destroyed over things. Things.
Corey
Perplexed.
Joe Budden
Yes.
Corey
Flummoxed.
Joe Budden
Wait, what's that word? Plummixed.
Corey
Plummix.
Mel
Plummixed.
Joe Budden
What a f. Drake be plummixed. Drake be plummixed. He has every right to be plummixed. Again, this is. Oh, they having some, like, Harvard laugh.
Ice
I just.
Ish
Educated laugh. She just.
Joe Budden
She dropped out.
Corey
I swear to God, I did not.
Joe Budden
You did.
Ish
You ain't disrespect us.
Ice
No. What'd you just say? What you thought it was?
Joe Budden
Wait, what did she say? I didn't hear it.
Ice
Told what you said.
Ish
She said flemixed. And Mark said, oh, flemix. And then she looked up at Mark.
Ice
And said, I'm so glad you're here.
Parks
Oh, dam.
Mel
Y'all did that? Like we heard it. Wow. Headphones good.
Ice
Wow.
Joe Budden
But Mark is smart.
Ice
That's the point. We supposed to not be smart?
Corey
No. Everybody smart and smart.
Ish
No, you missed his joke.
Parks
Everyone's smart in their own ways.
Ish
You missed his joke.
Mel
That's what you say to slow kids. You're all special in your own way.
Joe Budden
Better average slice. This room was this room before he got here. Damn. I was closing my Drake point. I was closing my Drake point. Oh, it's not about the conflict. Inability to navigate conflict. One. And I'm still pushing back on that. DeMar DeRozan is from.
Ice
Compton.
Joe Budden
That ain't what I was thinking. But he's from Compton, too, and he's from something else that I won't say. Where you went to school? Usc. Usc. Usc. Same place Bronny went.
Mel
Wow.
Joe Budden
So I'm just saying, like, when it's time to ride, you ride with who you ride with. Cool. And that could be a revelation for some, and it could be a hurtful revelation. So I understand that. I do understand that when you think somebody is your man, man, and you see him doing some, that proves to you that they're not your man's the way you Thought they was.
Ice
Or.
Ish
Or you might have helped somebody at a point in time and that was forgotten.
Joe Budden
No. Why I don't like that one. Not talking about Drake, even though they're gonna think I am. But no. Why I don't like that one because just be groupies for people.
Ish
That's true, too.
Joe Budden
Niggas just be groupies for famous people. And then when some shit go on, you start thinking it's a friendship because you was a groupie for niggas.
Ish
I'm not out.
Mel
Yeah, but you know what? I know my motto.
Joe Budden
None of these niggas is friends.
Ish
Yo, let me tell you something. If you loan me money when I was down, right?
Joe Budden
Let's say you loan me never got it back. I left the strip club early. You wanted to stay a little longer in the single days.
Ice
Last honey, too, right?
Joe Budden
Yeah, I gave him my last. I gave him my last.
Ish
Guess what is he never gave it back.
Ice
Guess what?
Ish
Ish would have came on with 80 of that. But anyway, have you.
Joe Budden
If you.
Ish
Let's say you loaned me 100 grand and I was down by.
Joe Budden
Oh, I didn't do that.
Ish
I was down.
Joe Budden
You crazy.
Ish
See, now you ain't even got a door newer. Who don't got a door?
Mel
You right, Yo, I should have never brought K. I've never bring kings to this motherfucker.
Joe Budden
I don't got no doors in children. I'm plumbing. I know I'm plummox now, but have.
Ish
You helped me at a point, and then when the opportunity came around that I could potentially help you or. And I didn't you feel the type.
Mel
Of way or just to not shit on you?
Ish
It's human nature, bro. Like, I don't know why that nigga ain't weird fulfilling type of way.
Joe Budden
I don't think so either.
Ish
Yeah, like, dog, like, niggas was looking at him like he crazy. He not crazy.
Joe Budden
Okay, let's try this a different way. All right? We talked over here. We won't try this a different way.
Ish
You're the best podcast in the world.
Joe Budden
Not that good. No, I'm not that good. I'm not that good.
Mel
I tell you, it's Rogan.
Joe Budden
I promise. Hey, do y'all think Kamala was 100% correct and not going to Texas? Yeah.
Ish
Yeah, I'm not going to Texas.
Joe Budden
Yeah, to sit with Rogan after she sat with Trump. I mean, after he sat with Trump.
Ice
They wanted her to come to Texas.
Joe Budden
Because they was trying to kill her. Because, listen, I was in the New York streets when that jet Made a left and landed on Saturday night. And we all. We did assume it was Saturday Night Live, because why else is your jet making a detour to land in New York on a Saturday at 10 o'clock, whatever time it was? And I like that bit. And I did like that bit. It was a good bit. But that sparked a conversation again of, should she have done the same thing to go to Joe Rogan? I'm with you. I say no.
Ish
I think it was too little, too late. I think if he would have invited her first, I think I would have sat with him if I was her. But I'm not sitting with you. I got campaigning to do. We got a week and a half left. I got more important shit to do.
Ice
But what they said, if I'm not mistaken, they were like, we could do it over here somewhere. He was just like, no, come to Texas. Come to Texas to my compound, and we're going to do it here.
Mel
No, I have this.
Corey
I'm campaigning to be the President of the United States. I'm not coming to your shit.
Joe Budden
And I got SNL coming. I got Oprah coming. I have Beyonce coming. I'm also going to sit like, she wasn't sure there was no shortage of humongous platforms. Yeah. Even though Rogan is huge, it is.
Ish
I'm not disagreeing with you.
Joe Budden
Rogan is huge. But Rogan and Elon Musk and all the whites that don't wear cologne, you know where they stand.
Ish
I was about to say.
Mel
And he came out and endorsed them. He literally endorsed him. He said, you know what? This is an endorsement.
Joe Budden
After he was straddling the fence or posturing as if he was. And I told niggas that when it was like, oh, Joe never. Joe Rogan never endorses. He just shadows the line. And he wants to see both sides. Nigga, stop it. Stop it.
Ish
Joe Rogan, I think they evaluated his fan base in the odds of me winning his fan base over. It's not worth me going there, spending a day there.
Mel
Nope.
Ish
Trump interview was three hours. Three and some change. That's without the edit, my nigga. So they would have to make all of these arrangements to go there and sit there for six, seven, eight hours. I'm good. I'm gonna go over here where I could potentially get some voters on my side.
Joe Budden
Elon Musk. Cause I was trying to figure out why his dick ride game is so hard. Onlyfansish like that nigga dick ride with the best of them, boy. I was trying to figure he's A bad. I hate them billionaire niggas that just dickride when other men show up. It's like, I hate this. I'll talk about that.
Ish
And he ain't dick riding. He's strategizing. He ain't dick riding.
Corey
What's the strategy?
Ish
Nigga, if Trump becomes President, I got SpaceX, and guess what? They gonna funnel all that bread to.
Joe Budden
Well, and he said on Rogan that if Kamala wins, that he's fearful that X can potentially be shut down. And then all the advertising and yada yada, yada, yada. So it's like, all right. That's why you dick rock. He got a lot of weight riding on this thing. He looked like he stink. I ain't gonna lie.
Ish
Plastic.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ish
Funny to me, bro. Like, he.
Ice
He faked.
Corey
He's had a lot of bro talks.
Joe Budden
I just gotta go out. Where? I don't even know where Elon Musk's from. I don't know nothing about you.
Ice
I'm going out there to peep nor link.
Joe Budden
Musky ass. What?
Ice
I'm gonna do the tour. The neuralink facility.
Ish
Dope. Super dope.
Joe Budden
Oh, they got him. Oh, y'all.
Parks
Hey, I just gonna come back with the neural link.
Ice
No, no, I'm not getting it. I'm not just.
Joe Budden
It's just the sticker you got. Hey, your vote is your vote.
Mel
No, for real.
Joe Budden
As long as you vote.
Ice
I voted. I voted.
Joe Budden
That's. As long as you voted.
Ice
I voted.
Joe Budden
That voted. And hit the neural link facilities. Oh, my Lord. All right.
Ish
That's dope.
Joe Budden
I ain't mad at you yet.
Ish
You come out here talking. You come back talking funny on some robotic.
Ice
It's all, yeah, I'm good.
Joe Budden
And skip the next submersive. Ride.
Ish
That part.
Parks
We got a Bluetooth right? To ice break.
Joe Budden
See, billionaires be too bored. Man, I'd have shot that idea down from the rip. The submersible with six of my buddies that's controlled from a joystick from the Xbox.
Ice
Yeah, I'm cool.
Joe Budden
Hey, y'all, go ahead. Yeah.
Ice
Screen. I could have did this home. Don't get me started, bro. I randomly just sit and think about that.
Joe Budden
Like, me, too.
Ice
New thoughts come into my head. Like, nobody said, put a GoPro on there instead. Yeah, we're gonna stay up here. Let's just send that down there. We can just watch it. They did it first.
Joe Budden
Allegedly.
Ice
I don't have.
Joe Budden
I'm good. Good.
Ice
Are you right?
Joe Budden
I'm good.
Ice
I'm good.
Joe Budden
I ain't over to missing Malaysian plane.
Ice
I Keep saying shit about that.
Joe Budden
That's bigger than. Bigger than the chase. Coke boat to me. I'm about to go to chase. Let me. Shut up. Yeah, yeah.
Ice
We'll save that for the conspiracy.
Ish
Go to chase.
Ice
I got a lot of them.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ice
Ten fold that.
Ish
What that mean, Chase Private. I got a lady.
Joe Budden
You always got a lady.
Ish
Not for amex.
Ice
I did.
Ish
I had nobody for amex.
Joe Budden
Well, Mark did.
Ish
Networking, baby.
Joe Budden
Mark came through that car just going to give my girl more reason to pocket watch. And it's a shame that it's so bad. Now I got to have that talk. Like, I can't shop in front of you. You don't need that bag. Shut your.
Ice
If you get that bag, then I be getting a bit.
Joe Budden
Girl, I'm getting trouble.
Ice
Yep.
Joe Budden
Hey, one of y'all saved me from myself. What we got? What we got? That's coming in. Well, come on. What's up? We got aboard.
Mel
You said something earlier, and I wasn't sure if you was joking or not about Joel Embiid when we was talking about him hitting the reporter.
Joe Budden
It wasn't a girl.
Mel
Not the girl part.
Joe Budden
That shit was hitting the soul.
Mel
No, I'm talking about the fact that a reporter. Marcus Haynes's name, who's a. Right.
Joe Budden
Everybody.
Mel
Everybody knows a dick ain't in Philly.
Joe Budden
Right? You're a friend of mine.
Mel
Yeah, I can. That tracks. That totally tracks. So. Wow. I'm joking. He wrote a piece about Joel Embiid, and he mentions Joel Embiid's dead brother, who. His brother died in a car accident and his toddler now son, who we named him after. And he basically was saying you named your kid, your kid after your deceased brother as a way of honoring him, and then you basically saying you're not honoring your legacy.
Joe Budden
It was a hit piece.
Mel
It was a hit piece. And it's like if you want to criticize Joel Embiid for not playing or whatever. Although I think he needs to sit out. I think Joel Embiid plays hurt all the time. He does the best he can.
Joe Budden
The new Ben Simmons.
Mel
Nah.
Ice
Yo, yo.
Mel
Night and day Night and day Night and midnight Dusk.
Joe Budden
Night and night and evening Joel Embiid is the Dusk.
Ice
Totally different, buddy.
Joe Budden
That's what I'm saying.
Mel
Get the out of here, man. Joel Embiid was the MVP of the league. That's what I'm saying. Come on, man. Joel Embiid is a beast. And. But if you want to criticize his game, like any athlete, you can, but you don't mention his family. So he goes to the press room, and when they have an argument or they have a conversation, he's like, yo, if you do this again, I'm going to react. And I'm willing to go with whatever.
Ice
Whatever come with it. I'll take.
Mel
And Marcus Haynes being the guys going back and forth with him. And at some point and B pushes him, ain't punch him. The initial report said he slapped him or he punched him. He just pushed him. I'm not saying that it's a push.
Joe Budden
Is better than a punch or slap.
Mel
Especially you, seven foot two, three plus.
Ish
Seven foot smack you. His whole hand be on your whole face.
Joe Budden
And it'll be a beautiful funeral.
Mel
Oh, man.
Joe Budden
Yeah, man. Come on, man.
Mel
Yo, I was like, you know what? I'm a nonviolent. I'm an advocate of nonviolence. But if you start doing that, I understand. I'm just saying I understand why Joel Embiid would do that.
Ish
What say you and you about what the topic just presented about Mark?
Joe Budden
I also understand. I wouldn't have done it, but I understand.
Ice
Yeah, I wouldn't have did it, but I'm not mad at him for doing it. Because again, the fact that he even said, yo, listen, I'm with whatever comes with this. Like, I've assessed that already.
Joe Budden
Cause he didn't want to play anyway. So.
Mel
He'Ll be back next week.
Joe Budden
He told you.
Ish
All right.
Joe Budden
No back to backs.
Ish
So the gig is not the gig.
Ice
The gig is not the gig.
Corey
I think all bets are off when you start talking about my kid, my dead brother.
Joe Budden
That's not my point. I'm not saying that.
Ish
I'm still saying other y'all be saying, yo, the gig is the gig.
Joe Budden
So don't say y'all, cuz you hear what I'm saying.
Ish
No, I've heard both of y'all say.
Joe Budden
The gig is the gig is the gig.
Ice
Hold on, let me. Let me move. The gig is absolutely the gig. Meaning that there's going to be levels of criticism, whatever the case may be that's going to come with that. That's the gig. Now, the person that's running their mouth saying if they decide to cross lines, you have to be prepared to whatever comes with that, too.
Mel
Right? And this wasn't the first time either, which was Joel's point. Like, this continues to happen. And this writer in Philadelphia is known as a writer that nobody likes. Nobody comes to his funeral, kind of nobody likes.
Ice
It's not like Embiid is out there just running around smacking anybody that Got something to say about him. That's the gig being the gig. If you're crossing a line over here. He felt the need to step to.
Mel
Him, and I respect him.
Corey
And doing it with the purpose of being antagonistic.
Mel
Yeah. Because even in the press room, he was antagonizing more. You know what I mean? Cause he was like, look, I don't care what you think. He's like, yes, you do care. You know what I mean? He was trying to get a rise out of Joel Embiid. And a lot of people, a lot of reporters don't report fairly. A lot of them, especially sports reporters. And a lot of them, they make it personal. And all I'm saying is, as. Even when I used to write music is like, don't make it personal. Make it about the music.
Parks
What you wrote.
Joe Budden
What'd you say?
Mel
I was a music journalist? Oh, no, no. I'm not a musician.
Joe Budden
I'm saying I was not writing music.
Ice
I was writing about music.
Mel
We were talking about. I thought the context was obvious. We were talking about journalism.
Joe Budden
I thought you were a composer. I was plummoxed.
Ice
I thought you asked Bar.
Mel
No, no, no, no.
Joe Budden
Bark had a demo out there in.
Ish
Honor of Quincy Jones.
Mel
Nah, no demos. I'm just saying. But when I would do music reviews, even if I don't like the artist, I'm not going to. It shouldn't come through that I don't like the artist. And I shouldn't mention your family. I shouldn't mention these personal things, but some people do it. And I just. I never. I never liked that.
Ice
And people do it to get a reaction out of you or to get a rise out you. Okay, well, you got the reaction, right? Now you looking. Looking for a nigga. You found a nigger, right?
Mel
Is there nothing somebody could say to make y'all go past that line? Cause I know you're saying I wouldn't do it, but what's the line?
Ish
Who said they wouldn't do it?
Mel
Well, Joe, I said that.
Ice
Oh, yeah, say.
Corey
And I said that, too.
Joe Budden
There's nothing nobody could say to me to make me get physical with them.
Mel
No deceased relative?
Joe Budden
No.
Mel
Nothing about your kids.
Joe Budden
And depending on what deceased relative I had smoked with some of them, you.
Ice
Might be rolling with them.
Joe Budden
That nigga was a piece of shit, wasn't he? Owe me money still. No. There's nothing nobody could say verbally. Verbally, to make me get active.
Ish
But you don't understand where they coming from. They coming from the Black Twitter. They coming from vlogging and Doing all of that stuff where that shit was cool. It was encouraged. It was cute. That shit ain't cute. So you could get punched in your motherfucking face if you say the wrong thing.
Ice
And if you do that, be prepared for what comes with that.
Mel
And that's all I gotta. You just gotta be prepared for that.
Ish
A thousand.
Joe Budden
I come from the elementary school era of your mother and when you said.
Ish
It before you got the the out a fist was in your face.
Ice
And then the one who mother died.
Joe Budden
Yep.
Ice
That was all it was said to him. What happened?
Ish
You said a mother. They mother was alive and you was getting punched in your face.
Ice
I mean I've seen these Internet don't.
Ish
Get punched in the face. And so that's why they feel as if they are.
Joe Budden
Well, where do you stand on that?
Mel
I agree with that. 100% out of here. Not exactly. This is what I'm saying. I'm saying be prepared for what come with it. There's two people deserve to get punched in the face. I agree with Joe that we don't necessarily. We don't necessarily need to be the imposers of the karma. But they deserve to get punched in the face. And if more people got punched in the face, they would be a lot more careful with things that they say and do.
Ice
I look at that shit as a scale. Is it worth it? So yeah, cool people have said a bunch of shit that they deserve to get punched in the face over. Now go punch him in the face. Is it worth what comes with that?
Ish
But you don't look at it and you type that ignorant shit.
Ice
Hold on.
Ish
Is it worth getting punched in your fucking face?
Ice
Let me finish. I play things out. Yes, it is worth. It is you should get punched in the face for that. Now I go punch you in the face. What happens next? Is all of that worth it? And let me finish. For me, majority of the time, 99.9% of the time, the answer is is no.
Mel
That's a high number.
Ice
It is a high number. It's not worth.
Joe Budden
Again, mine is higher than it is.
Mel
Mine's way lower than.
Ish
Mine is way lower.
Joe Budden
100 of the time. I'm not putting a hand on you over nothing.
Ish
I'm not saying you everybody don't feel like your dog sometimes the relief of punching you in your face felt good. And I take the community service.
Joe Budden
When you preach things that you. That you're not.
Ish
About who not about it. You out your mind. The that said something about my family. I invited him to the park to put his Hands up. I am about it.
Joe Budden
Listen to me.
Ish
What you talking about? Listen to this.
Joe Budden
But I'm not trying to be funny. Him inviting somebody out of the park and him driving to the park to get this done is not the same thing.
Ish
It's not the same thing. But if that would have gave me his location, I was going to the park. But Ice, you was a troll and used to say mean mad about people. So you not looking at it from their perspective, you're looking at it from yours. So the same thing that somebody could say, yo, when you sit behind that computer and you type your fingers away, be prepared for what comes along with that. You only looking at it once a nigga get punched in the face. Let me finish. Like you said, like when you. When a nigga punch you in the face, you gotta be prepared for the consequences or whatever that recourse may be. When you sitting behind a motherfucking computer and you typing shit and the nigga see you in person, you gotta be prepared for what comes with that.
Ice
Hey, Ish, who you talking to? I have been prepared for that.
Ish
You wasn't prepared?
Ice
I was prepared.
Ish
He wasn't.
Ice
What are you talking about? I sat there. There's a particular rapper that I said, yo, when I saw him. We had a conversation, and if he felt like he still wanted to take it there, I had to eat that.
Ish
I know that's prepared.
Ice
That's understanding what comes with what was said.
Joe Budden
And that is 1,000.
Ish
It's other scenarios.
Joe Budden
I want to offer some more pushback. I don't. I don't care. That Ish is yelling at me.
Ish
I'm not yelling at you.
Joe Budden
I'm not trying to offend you.
Ish
I don't even take it as a fan.
Ice
Can I just ask him one question real quick before you go?
Joe Budden
Real quick?
Ice
I wanted to ask you.
Joe Budden
Go ahead.
Ice
That person that invite you to the park or that you invite to the park because you didn't like what he said online, he gives you that address, you show up at the park, you punch him in the face, you feel relief for doing that, he go press charges, and you miss time away from your daughter. Was it worth it?
Ish
Yes.
Ice
Then we are two different people.
Joe Budden
Took my point.
Ice
We are two different people.
Joe Budden
You took my point and God bless you. So look, I do not believe. Because he's fronting.
Ice
How am I fronting?
Ish
Because when you was online saying xy. I don't. All right, all right. She was online saying XYZ about, right?
Ice
I was online. No, no. My trolling outside of Two people only came from critiquing y'all music, and y'all didn't like it. But go ahead.
Ish
You were online saying shit about people. Yes.
Joe Budden
Saying things that were mean, bro.
Ish
You were saying more shit about niggas than. That was just about music, too. You fronting.
Ice
I'm not fronting.
Ish
You are fronting.
Joe Budden
It was personal.
Ice
You saying yes about one in particular. Very personal.
Mel
I was wrong.
Ish
Very personal. Them niggas was looking for.
Ice
I Correct.
Ish
So if you was, and so if you was built on standing in what you were saying when them niggas was looking for you, you would have came outside and say, I'm right here.
Ice
I was still outside.
Parks
Ish.
Ice
They showed up at a spot that I wasn't at at the time, and guess what you. I was still outside. I still went back to that spot, did I not?
Ish
I didn't know they was looking for you at that time.
Ice
But did I still go back, though?
Ish
Yeah, but if you was in.
Ice
Okay, so what are you talking about?
Ish
So if you was in there on that particular day, you walk outside.
Ice
If I was in there on that particular day, probably not.
Joe Budden
I'm outnumbered.
Ice
What the fuck is you talking about?
Ish
Enough.
Ice
It's also a thing called moving smart. If I'm outnumbered and yo, them is outside in a van looking for you. No, I'm not going. I'm right here.
Ish
Which means you ain't really ready to stand on what you were saying.
Ice
But if they caution me, I have to stand on that, and I accepted that. I'm not walking into the mousetrap.
Mel
I get what he's saying.
Joe Budden
See, that's why I said we need clear definitions on what stand on be, meaning we just need clear definition.
Ish
If you saying, yo, I did, I'm.
Mel
Not going to look for it and.
Ish
Whatever come with it, I'm ready. Ready and prepared to face it head on. That's standing on it. If I said this about your mother, if I said this about your kid, if I said this about somebody, and when I see you, I'm ready to stand on that. That's what that means. I'm standing on my square. It ain't mean that. When them pull up, I could go hide the bathroom or I could go out the back door. I'm not saying you didn't.
Ice
Okay, clear that up.
Ish
Go hide in the bathroom. If you was dead, you wouldn't have came outside.
Ice
That's not hiding in the bathroom. I'm still sitting there at the bar.
Ish
You wouldn't have. You wouldn't have been at the bar.
Ice
When them would have came, I wasn't there.
Mel
He'd be behind the bar.
Ice
I'd have made a phone call.
Mel
To tell you the truth. No, no.
Ice
What really would've happened? I'd have made a phone call.
Joe Budden
In closing your. Well, in closing for me.
Ice
Get up here now.
Joe Budden
In closing for me, y'all can fight about it a little more. What I'm saying is this, what separates me from some of the street niggers that I refer to is simply risks that we're willing to take.
Ish
True risk, reward, assessment.
Joe Budden
That's it for me. And everybody can answer this. This maybe already answered it with you. For me. Shit, I just had a scrap. And in the following weeks was doctor's appointments. It was my wrist feeling funny.
Mel
It wasn't worth it.
Joe Budden
I couldn't pick up bags a certain way.
Corey
That was him defending himself.
Joe Budden
Wait, hold up. No. And that was me not pressing charges. Yes. Cause that's not who I am at my core.
Ish
Shouldn't be.
Joe Budden
But if you get into some of that, like Ice said, charges could be pressed. You could end up going to jail. You could have time away from your children. I don't believe. Ish. That for a stranger on the Internet, you are going to have time away from your daughter. I don't care what you say.
Mel
That's fine.
Ish
You could.
Joe Budden
I agree with you.
Mel
I'm not telling you to believe it, but it's level.
Ish
So to move us to the Internet. And guess what? And that's where them bitch ass niggas thrive. Because they know you got something to live for and you got too much. And so they keep doing that shit. It is sucker shit. And that's how suckers thrive. Because they know you got something to live for. So I can say and do whatever I want because it's too valuable for him to punch me on my motherfucking face, which is what I deserve.
Ice
I'm agreeing.
Mel
Hold on.
Ice
I'm agreeing with.
Joe Budden
That's true. Cool.
Ice
But they're not doing. You said say and do. They ain't doing shit. They just typing words now.
Mel
I'm not. I'm not.
Joe Budden
For me, my whole life had been the same. Say what you want, my nigga. You lay a hand on me or anybody I'm with. And we live is different. And we live.
Mel
I respect that.
Joe Budden
I never been the guy that's going to initiate or set off.
Ice
I wouldn't give a fuck.
Joe Budden
If the nigga in front of me clearly wanna fight. He gotta do something for Bob, yo.
Ish
No, you can't do that. You've been standing on that for decades.
Joe Budden
That's my whole life. Like, I ain't lying.
Ish
So I don't think you fronting. I'm not saying that you fronting. I'm not saying that you lying. I'm saying that how you choose to.
Joe Budden
Handle some shit and how someone else.
Ish
And how somebody else chooses to handle. Handle some shit, there's no right or wrong in that matter. It's a personal preference and a personal choice.
Ice
I agree.
Mel
But there's wiser. I think there's wiser choices and less wise choice. Like, for example, I'm not going to. If some people write about me every day on the Internet, right? I would lose my fucking mind if I responded to everybody. So I'm not inviting nobody out, like on some Meet me in Temecula shit. Like, I'm not gonna be like. Like, I'm not doing that shit. Right? Because you could be also, you could roll up in a situation where you go to punch that in the mountain.
Ish
And that nigga pull out of Roscoe and pop your frickin head off.
Mel
And then it's like, yo, he was arguing with, you know, so and so are you ain't annoying. I'm not doing that. However, if I see the person, I would do what Joel Embiid did, I would approach them and have something to say to them about it and make it clear not to do that again, if it was crossing a line. Now, again, you could say a lot of shit. I got a high threshold. But I'm saying, if it's in that zone of shit I don't fuck with 100% of the time, I'm gonna say something about it. That's all I'm saying. And then whatever comes from that, that you gotta be prepared to deal with it, you gotta be prepared.
Ice
That's it.
Mel
And when I'm on the other side of it as a writer, I make sure that I never write or on TV say anything about anybody that I couldn't stand on when I saw them.
Joe Budden
Well, I follow that too, as a broadcaster. I'm not gonna say. And in life, I ain't saying nothing behind nobody back that I got a problem saying to their face. I just won't say it if that's the case.
Ish
Right, Bro, you know how much shit us up here? I'm sorry, go ahead. You know how much shit up here. And y'all are way more liberal than me and what y'all are saying?
Parks
So you did vote.
Mel
So you are saying, got him, ain't that what you say in this chair. We got him.
Ish
And speaking on some of that shit. Yeah, like, dog, I'll reserve my right to. You know what I'm saying? Cause we just had a conversation about something else. I have an opinion on it, but my opinion would be more hurtful than harmful. I mean, hurtful than helpful. So I'm gonna shut the fuck up. Cause it don't deserve to be said. That's how I feel about some shit. You critiquing somebody performance or some shit like that. When you start getting personal, it's different. And I don't believe that. The gig is the gig. When you start bringing niggas, families, and niggas friends into that, I think that's a cop out for the bitches.
Joe Budden
I think that's pussy to talk about anybody's family, especially children. I also know that somebody saying something about my family or children don't make it true. Sure, as long as no. Are we affected? Somebody get hurt.
Corey
I feel like sometimes it's the audacity, though. Yeah, that's the audacity. That's the part that will get.
Ish
And we sit up here running around.
Ice
Trying to police these niggas like this of just off and what they saying every day.
Joe Budden
Every day.
Corey
Listen, it also might just not be the fucking day. I might. I might. 364 days out of the year, I might be like, all right. I let everything slide. It's that one day you got me and, you know, talked about the wrong.
Ice
Do in life over that losing control at one time.
Corey
I totally understand over losing control that one time, but it still makes you a human being.
Joe Budden
I could tell you like you never did. Scared straight.
Ice
Go listen to Beanie Siegel. What's your life like off of the Truth album? Let them break it down for you.
Parks
The toilet plunger sword.
Ice
Yeah, that's it, bro.
Joe Budden
Just push it to her.
Ice
Push Royal toilet sword.
Corey
Send me a link.
Mel
That's my. They play that in schools in Philly.
Ice
They should.
Mel
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Don't you spend no time away from your daughter? Cause that online, y'all.
Ish
Again, y'all encourage that. Y'all welcome that y'all engage. I don't engage in that.
Joe Budden
Who's y'all welcome? Wow.
Ish
Welcome. Welcome and engage.
Joe Budden
I. I don't like those words. I just don't care.
Ish
And you are you.
Joe Budden
And maybe it's things that you care about. I don't care about welcome. Maybe that that is welcome in. I don't care what them. I care about what y'all say. And my Parents and my loved ones, those that mine don't matter the matter. Don't mind the.
Ish
Them say what you want.
Joe Budden
They. They can't say no nothing worse about me.
Ish
I would agree.
Joe Budden
Well, pedophile is bad.
Corey
Yeah.
Joe Budden
And don't y'all support it?
Parks
While we're on the subject of we should send prayers to Buckshot real quick.
Ish
Oh, yeah. Yo, does anybody know the.
Parks
He came out and said some. We still don't really know the full details.
Ish
Got you.
Parks
Looks like he got jokes.
Joe Budden
If we knew the full details, I wouldn't say it anyway.
Parks
Yeah, true.
Joe Budden
We seen what we seen. I watched fucking Rock. Same shot, blog on it. Because I didn't even believe it was real.
Parks
Me either.
Joe Budden
Like, that's how old school I am. Like, I think that the hip hop pioneers and the legends that I love, we love. And if the old heads don't get health benefits or some type of pay increase or nothing from shit, the first thing they should get is the respect for what they have done throughout their lives. So I can't look at no video of the Buckshot Shorty in the condition that I saw him in in that video floating around.
Ice
Shit's crazy.
Joe Budden
At first I thought it wasn't real. I thought it was AI. Then it was confirmed. And I heard this happened in Brooklyn.
Parks
Yeah, yeah.
Joe Budden
Money that recorded that video. I imagine your commentary is just as bad as is what was being done. Buckshot Shorty, we love you. We praying for you. We hope that you are safe. I don't think anybody needs to experience that or go through that. That shit is crazy. And like Rock said, right? Because that's the other side of punching people in your face or punching people in the face. We'll both go home from that. What happens after we get home? Now, who's ready for you to go make phone calls? Me to go make phone calls for niggas to be hiding in the bushes, hiding under cars, niggas buying expensive fucking ammo. Rock was like, yo, dog, we 50 word. Like the days ain't there when niggas was living like that, looking for that or trying to respond to that.
Ice
That's why I try to respect everybody.
Ish
I try to respectful to everybody, dog. Like, I don't try to disrespect nobody. I don't.
Joe Budden
That Buckshot shit really, really disturbed me. I don't encourage any of y'all to go watch no videos. Just if you love hip hop, send a prayer up for Buckshot, man.
Parks
That's it.
Joe Budden
That's it. That's all I Got.
Ice
That's it.
Joe Budden
That's all I got on the subject. Mel, you want to lead us into Quincy Jones? I'm real mad that I ain't get a pick with Quincy Jones, that I ain't get an interview with Quincy Jones, that I ain't get to shake Quincy Jones hands. Normally, when all y'all be doing that goofy shit and posting texts of the nigga that died and I don't be feeling the way, I'll be judging shit out of y'all this time. This one hurt, this one hurt. And I'll come clean because I'm black. When we lose a great, my immediate reaction is gonna be, no, not them. How did you take Quincy? And he said Quincy was 91. And then my brain got to work and I was like, that was his industry age, too. So, of course, he was probably 119. And I don't expect nobody to still be here.
Parks
He did a lot, that 91.
Joe Budden
That's what I'm saying. Yo. If there was ever a fulfilled life.
Mel
What he had it.
Ice
He did it since the 50s.
Parks
At the highest levels.
Joe Budden
I did everything I ever did at the highest level. Word, everything I ever did will live long, long, long way after me. It's mortal Quincy Jones, arguably the greatest to ever do it. Man. I think 2024 is ending just with.
Ish
You know, know where my brain goes.
Joe Budden
What's up?
Ish
Who do we have that could fill those shoes?
Mel
Nobody.
Ish
Nobody. Or even when I say, you know what I mean, like, when, like, greatness leaves, you'd be like, yo, who do we have up and coming? Like, political greatness? You'll be like, yo, who the fuck could step into those shoes now? Nobody. Like, that's what I think about, like, who are the next up and comings, legends and icons?
Joe Budden
My brain went to if Quincy couldn't hold the position of a Lucien or a Leor or Sylvia or any of these people. Julie.
Parks
Yeah, I have to imagine some of that would be. He didn't want them.
Corey
I would hope so.
Mel
I would hope so.
Joe Budden
He didn't.
Mel
I mean, remember, he was the first African American VP of Mercury Records in. Was that fif. Was it 50s? In 50s and 60s. And he said that one for him. That wasn't the world he wanted to be in.
Joe Budden
I accept that from Quincy, if that's what y'all are telling me, then Stevie, or any black. Any black great mogul with the best ear for music in the world, it would be nice to see them in more of a position of power or.
Parks
At least some of their Contemporaries, someone that they fuck with. Smokey, you know what I'm saying?
Joe Budden
Baby Face. I mean, I'm face with that kind of shit.
Mel
I just. I just.
Parks
I kind of had it.
Mel
I feel like.
Ice
Good point, though.
Mel
I feel like we should do a better job letting people know his legacy. And I don't think people fully appreciate just how much Quincy Jones touched over the course of the 20th century. I mean, there's just so few things that were good that Quincy Jones wasn't connected to. Whether it's Color Purple, whether it's Oprah, whether it's Vibe magazine, whether it's. I mean, Bad Thrill, all the albums we argued about, Quincy has his hand on it. You know what I mean? Whether you talk about theme songs to TV shows. I mean, everything he did, everything. And I think the thing that I always am struck by with Quincy Jones is the fact that this wasn't his first love. Like, he was a trumpeter.
Joe Budden
Word.
Mel
And he had this brain aneurysm. And the doctor said, if you ever play another note, you're gonna die. And he had to figure out what to do with the rest of his life. I mean, can you imagine being in your 20s, being told you can never do the thing that you've been wanting to do your whole life? Chasing Ray Charles around, trying to play, and he turns it into, like, the greatest shit ever. One of the greatest composers, one of the greatest writers, one of the greatest producers.
Joe Budden
It's like.
Mel
It's a reminder to me that, like, even when a door gets closed on you, it's not the final word on what you can be.
Ice
You can't stop Greatness.
Mel
Yeah.
Ice
Adversity is true greatness.
Ish
You just.
Ice
You can't stop it.
Mel
Can't.
Ice
You can put a roadblock up. It's gonna find a way around and still gonna find its way out.
Mel
Yeah.
Joe Budden
This is Mark's third day on the job. If you let him outshine you on this topic, like, you were supposed to, too, have a memorable little. Like, you supposed to get into that trumpet, dude, like, how you feel?
Corey
I appreciate him sharing a little factoid with them, with us, because I did not know that.
Mel
We're a team, Joe. All of us here. I mean, we're a team.
Corey
One thing that I just learned very recently is the fact.
Joe Budden
Go ahead, Mel.
Ice
What you learned.
Corey
I learned that he put his foot down when it came to don't stop till you get enough the violins. Michael wanted that out, and he was like, nope, gotta keep that in.
Parks
True, true.
Corey
There we go.
Mel
It's important.
Ice
I didn't know that. I didn't know that either.
Joe Budden
The A sides got B sides. Did you know anything about, quote, Quincy Jones or.
Corey
I know. I was at his house hanging out, partying.
Joe Budden
That's all we got.
Corey
Yeah.
Parks
Rest in peace to the absolute legend that is Quincy Jones. And thank you for your contributions.
Joe Budden
Yeah, yeah. Don't vote. No voting for you, girl. You ain't the trumpet.
Corey
I did not know the trumpet. No, I did not. I don't know everything.
Joe Budden
Well, what did y'all talk about at his house that day?
Corey
I don't know.
Joe Budden
Did you read the walls at all? Did you look at the plaques? One plaque said, yo, let me tell you this. Trumpet vap.
Corey
Oh, you were there. So you know what's on the walls. I guess I didn't make it to that room.
Mel
Bang.
Ice
Got him.
Mel
That was solid.
Joe Budden
It was good. Gay joke. Quincy Jones with me and Mel in two different rooms. Going back and forth is nuts. I would have kept the relationship. Hey, you done kept calling me sis. Fuck you talking about? Yo, Quincy. Imani said he just wanted to go cry. Quincy, we love you. Yo, I can't think of somebody who's did more in music anyway. In my life.
Mel
Nobody. Clues.
Joe Budden
I can't think of it. Hey, if you. Hey, I watched the We Are the World Doc. If you wasn't in there, Quincy, that. That white spiky head boy, all that screaming. That white boy. Yo, him and Cyndi Lauper would have went too crazy. Thank God for Quincy. Thank God for Quincy Jones, man. Oh, my Lord, I have too much in here. Be 91. I'd be like, why? Why did you take him?
Ice
Take me so young?
Joe Budden
He was so much life to live. I hate to be that guy to do it, but I always think of it. But when Stevie go, I'mma be fucked up.
Mel
Oh, I'm done.
Joe Budden
I'mma be tw. I'm calling out. I'm not coming in here. Oh, I thought you come back in with news. Don't walk in like that. Oh, man. Love on our black grace while we can. Facts loving our black race while we can support them.
Ice
Is anybody else on your check on me list?
Joe Budden
Check on me like you said, when.
Ice
Stevie go, you ain't gonna be no good.
Joe Budden
Like it was Prince and Mike for me. Anita Baker, I'm sure, is on it. I'm a cry for. A lot of you talk about Tony Braxton, Whitney Houston.
Ish
That Whitney Houston.
Joe Budden
Yo, if we just naming people, I'm.
Ice
A cry for cries out about anybody.
Joe Budden
I'm a. I'm gonna cry I cried for Aaron Carter. The other Carter Braxton from the Jamie Foxx Braxton. I'mma cry, God damn it.
Ice
Oh.
Joe Budden
Huh.
Parks
Barry Gordy's one of them too.
Joe Budden
Barry Gr.
Mel
I, I, I, I wouldn't, I wouldn't cry. I mean, I, I, I respect the legacy, but I wouldn't miss no work.
Ish
Whitney Houston or crying.
Mel
Whitney Houston was tough.
Ish
I cry. I not watched the whole funeral. That shit was right there in Newark. That shit was. It was.
Joe Budden
Whitney Houston was tough. Cause the whole family started going like dominoes at that point. Like the kids. Tragic.
Ice
Even prior to that, Whitney was just tough because of circumstances. Like just how we found out and how that happened and when it was happening.
Ish
That shit was at New Hope.
Joe Budden
Yeah. Come on. I know. Clyde was fucked up.
Mel
Yeah, man, that was rough. Luther Vandross was rough for me.
Ice
Jahim was fucked up.
Corey
What?
Ice
Jahim was up?
Joe Budden
No, I'm sure. Claude devastated.
Mel
I'm sure.
Ice
Nice.
Ish
Jahim is a lie.
Ice
No, I'm saying he was up.
Joe Budden
He was upset about it.
Corey
I was. I didn't know. I thought.
Ice
No, he was saying no.
Mel
No.
Ice
Jahim was up at Whitney.
Mel
That's what I'm talking about, everybody. Yeah. That Whitney funeral was beautiful too, man. It was powerful.
Joe Budden
Did you go?
Mel
I didn't. It was in Jersey. I tried to avoid some doctor.
Ice
Oh, what's wrong?
Mel
I had an invite.
Ice
Hold on.
Joe Budden
Okay, they good. Get in bed.
Ish
What'd you say?
Joe Budden
Huh?
Ice
He was in Jersey.
Ish
Tried to avoid that. He didn't want to come to Newark.
Ice
I see that. Right? You peeped it.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ice
I ain't going. That's why Nigga Uber eats from Kings. I ain't gonna lie. I do.
Mel
I know they kill niggas. They kill Malcolm X and Kings.
Ice
Yo.
Joe Budden
Wait, what? They killed Malcolm X and King. I gotta rewatch the doc. I don't remember that part.
Mel
I thought it was in the Autobot. No, but the people who killed Malcolm X, they plotted it in Kings. And for weeks, King's was like the centerpiece of the Newark mosque.
Joe Budden
And you still gonna eat there? That's crazy.
Mel
It has new owners. It has new owners.
Ish
That macaroni and cheese be hitting, nigga.
Joe Budden
Let me see. While we're here, can anybody unpack the young thug tweets for me?
Ice
I don't, I don't. I don't know.
Joe Budden
This was a topic that I was like, you know what? It's cool to podcast and say. I just don't know.
Ice
Yeah, I don't know.
Joe Budden
I don't know.
Ice
I'm waiting for music.
Joe Budden
I talked to some Atlanta niggas. They were like, joe, you know, I said, no, I don't. I'm not a street nigga. They say, yeah, but you understand the street lingo. I said, I promise you I don't. Not today. Not currently.
Ice
Yeah, I don't get.
Joe Budden
Then they read me the tweets. Yo, Peter, Wham is coming to Bam. Pray up, Load it up, Down Boogie.
Mel
No, no.
Joe Budden
And all of the street niggas, man. Oh, should he talk about Gunner? I don't know that he's talking about Gunna. I get he wants to work with Lil Baby. I get how little Baby feels about Gunner. They saying that TI Feels the same way about Gunner. I don't know that I'm staying out. Atlanta business. None of my business. I don't know. I don't know.
Ice
Release.
Joe Budden
I heard him tell the judge I want to do music with my guy that signed to me.
Ice
Which makes sense though.
Mel
That makes sense.
Ice
This guy is signed to me.
Mel
Yeah.
Ice
I am profiting off of this.
Parks
Who's Peter?
Ice
I don't know who or. I don't know.
Joe Budden
I would like to know Peter or something.
Ice
Wham is Lil Baby? That's his. That's his, like Nick. Yeah. Nickname. He's Wham.
Joe Budden
How the fuck do I know that? As a consumer of music, He. Has he been saying it.
Mel
Wham.
Joe Budden
Wham, Wham. I thought those George Michael shout outs. All right, so he's Wham.
Ice
He's Wham.
Joe Budden
All right, Wham. Let's.
Ice
So they got the billboard.
Ish
What?
Joe Budden
What is.
Ice
And Thug said before, whatever Wham says goes. Okay, so I guess that's where they're. If Lil Baby has been the one that's been calling Gunna a rat and Thug is kind of stamping that by whatever Lil Baby say is what's happening. I don't know. But that's where people are saying, yo, you know what he meant.
Joe Budden
I think that Thug could go do music with Lil Baby because that's his man and go do music with Gunna because he's his artist and it don't have to fucking intertwine. But maybe I'm old fashioned.
Ice
There's a lot of people out here that are waiting for Thug to tell them whether Gunna is a rat or not. That's just how it's true.
Mel
That's what I'm hearing.
Ice
That's it. Everybody's waiting for Thawg. We have been waiting for you to tell. To tell us, can we fuck with him or no?
Joe Budden
Okay. I'm no street Nigger. But didn't Thug come home?
Ice
Yes, yes. Without rattling, Thug did come home.
Joe Budden
He's home, right?
Ish
Mm.
Joe Budden
All right, I'm lost.
Ice
What you're trying to say. How could he have been a rat if Thug is home?
Ish
That's not true.
Ice
Yeah, that's not true at all.
Mel
Especially with the prosecution right now.
Ish
Some of the stuff that. The prosecution fumbled the ball a lot. They fumbled the ball, so. And not just that. If you told. And I don't know if y'all are.
Joe Budden
Saying what I'm saying.
Ish
No, listen.
Joe Budden
But that prosecution fumbled the ball.
Ice
They asked.
Ish
That don't mean that you didn't give evidence.
Mel
Listen, he could have given adequate ratting. Listen, listen.
Joe Budden
Oh.
Ice
If he rat part of gunners. What he had the cop to in his plea, what he had to acknowledge there was a car that him and Thug were in and there was a gun and some drugs in the car. Gunna is on record. Now, this is where I don't know street nigga lingo, but he's saying it's not mine. To some folk, they're saying. And the fact that, yes, YSL is a gang to some folks, that's ratting. If it's me and Ish in the car, it's not ratting. Again, that sounds like ratting.
Ish
It's not.
Ice
And this is where it gets gray at, because you got some people saying, that's ratting. You have other people saying, no, it's not.
Corey
That's like down the middle in this room.
Ish
It's not rattin. If me and Ice in the car and it's guns and drugs in the car, it's yours. Ice is supposed to say, yo, it's not mine. I'm supposed to say, it ain't mine. And there you have it. But when he got on the stand.
Mel
That'S not how I was raised.
Ish
When he got on the stand and said ysl is a gang, that's the ratting.
Mel
That's the point.
Ice
I was.
Ish
Because the point is they have proved already. Now, if your artists and people close to you are saying, this, this is a gang, all we now have to do is prove you are the head of said gang. And if I prove that you are head of said gang, then the RICO charges now are applicable.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Mel
How is that not right? I don't understand how that's not written.
Ice
How would you. You said that's not how you was raised. With that car scenario, what happens? You an issue in a car, guns and drugs, and y'all get pulled over.
Mel
Well, first when we get in the car. First thing I was taught.
Ish
First thing, let a nigga know you dirty.
Joe Budden
Right?
Ice
But past that, y'all in the car.
Mel
And we carry our own case. So whoever gun it is, got to say it's theirs.
Ice
What happened if he say it's not his?
Mel
I'm not saying anything. But the problem is, if he. If he don't say nothing and then I say it ain't mine, that's like saying it's his.
Ice
And that's where the people are saying gun is. Right.
Mel
Right. That's everybody saying, ain't mine. That's different. But if Ish say, I'm not saying shit. And I say, well, it ain't mine, that's saying it's his. Now, if it's his, he should say it's his. He shouldn't put the case on me. But it's not that. It's not ratting.
Joe Budden
See, why I just mind my business. I don't give a fuck.
Parks
I feel like I'm at the spider web.
Joe Budden
I don't give a fuck. You home. He home. Woody home. All these niggas is home. Everybody home. And I'm home.
Mel
Yeah, but you still don't want. But you don't want. I could understand not wanting to fuck with somebody who put me in jeopardy, especially if that wasn't the game plan. And we all in this together. These are civilians.
Joe Budden
I don't. That's cool. For this rap conversation we have, and there's nobody else that's going to put me in jeopardy. I put myself in jeopardy. Everything in my. Everything that happens in our life be willing to.
Mel
That's bullshit. That's bullshit.
Joe Budden
I'm telling you, I live. I'm not telling y'all how to live. If I get in the car and this nigga was dirty and now we go to jail. Before I get to all of that rat stuff, I'm getting to. Well, how did I get in this car? Joe, if I me, I'm telling you what I do.
Ish
True.
Joe Budden
Not telling.
Mel
But that. That ain't the scenario here. The scenario here is we both are committing crimes together and one of us got caught, and now I'm putting it on somebody else. That's. That's.
Ice
That's why.
Joe Budden
I don't know.
Mel
That's an allegation. I don't know what. I don't.
Ice
That's where I get my business.
Mel
I'm just saying that's the allegation.
Ice
Doesn't mean that they won't commit crimes.
Ish
Only they know the ins and outs of Their relationship and the ins and outs and intricacies of their particular dealings.
Joe Budden
I want to see the thug tweet when it's time to go to studio with Gunner.
Ice
I just want to hear.
Mel
I don't want to hear no thug tweet. That's my tweet. That's my issue.
Ice
Go ahead and just. Just put your shit talk. I want to hear it.
Mel
My thing is, if you home and you just ducked a trillion fucking years, don't put no tweet out that could implicate you or that suggest that you were involved in anything or get you right back in the same bullshit again. Just don't say nothing.
Ish
That's the crazy to me.
Mel
We shouldn't be having this conversation. If I just came home, I ain't tweeting shit. But if I do, it's gonna be like, where the ribs at? How do I get the kings?
Joe Budden
You know what I mean?
Mel
It's gonna be some shit.
Joe Budden
They got nothing.
Mel
Nothing to do. Nothing to do with crime?
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Mel
Fuck no.
Ish
Or any street shit.
Mel
No street nothing.
Ish
That's true.
Joe Budden
I agree.
Ish
I'm up with that 1000%. And that's why I said some of that shit.
Corey
Especially a tweet that's like leaves up to, you know, interpretation. Exactly what does this mean?
Ice
Especially knowing they gave you this stupid long probation and they just waiting. They are dying for you salivan, and they do anything so that they could come grab you and bring your ass back.
Mel
And again, one of the terms of his. One of the terms of his. Of his probation is he can't hang with known gang members. And they've already acknowledged that he's a gang. So now it's much easier to track who you're with. So if you're with somebody who's a known gang member, got em. They got you.
Joe Budden
Again, was it not for the purposes of music or was it period, two people?
Mel
The two exceptions are for music.
Ice
Brother and Gunner. That's it.
Mel
Yeah.
Ice
Nobody else.
Ish
Nobody else.
Ice
You can't.
Ish
His brother and Gunner.
Mel
And that is a common tool that state uses to lock people up.
Ish
Indeed.
Mel
They cast this real wide net and in California they got civil injunctions against gang where if I hang with any known gang members, if I hang with a blood, a Crip, whatever, I can go to jail. And they don't have the exceptions. Like if I'm at Thanksgiving dinner with my cousin who's a Crip, or my, you know, Christmas with my brother who's a blood or whatever the thing is.
Ish
Or bigger than that, a Nigga might not be active, and he could have been in a gang when he was 13.
Mel
Yep. He's still a known gang member.
Ish
You get what I'm saying? He's a gang member. He might have tattoos and all that shit, but he just may not be active out here banging.
Joe Budden
Yep. Oh, so you got family time.
Mel
That was a hypothetical. Oh, Philly don't really got gangs.
Ice
Yeah, they got the Muslims.
Ish
No, Black mafia family, Right?
Mel
Black mafia family, jbm, all that stuff. But that's. Anyway, yeah.
Joe Budden
Yo, Three Way Me on Whoa. On those coasts.
Ice
I'm uncomfortable.
Mel
Is that HR department? I'm uncomfortable.
Joe Budden
HR right there.
Parks
Take it away, Corey.
Joe Budden
I meant call. Okay. Three Way me on the call.
Mel
I was flummoxed for a minute.
Joe Budden
Three Way me is nuts. Don't say to two dudes, two dudes, how horny are you? Why wasn't one enough? Oh, shit. Speaking of three ways.
Mel
What?
Joe Budden
Speaking of three ways. And I'll tell you how disattached I am from these things. Having a conversation with somebody. Actually, I wasn't. I was in my phone, minding my business. They seen something in their phone and they gonna say, oh, shit, Scrappy had a threesome baby. So I was like, oh, shit, that's dope. Like, to be able to have a threesome and then the woman that you love leave pregnant. Like, wow, what a story that you could tell for ages. And then they was like, well, that's not what a threesome baby is.
Ice
Oh, no, no.
Joe Budden
So I said, educate me. And it was like, that's when the other girl in the threesome gets pregnant. And I said.
Ice
I was.
Joe Budden
I was flabbergasted. I was like, wait, niggas is doing that?
Parks
Oh, I thought this was like the roulette threesome.
Joe Budden
No, you. You do you have a threesome?
Parks
You're not exactly sure who's.
Joe Budden
No, you have a threesome with the woman you love and somebody else does. Somebody else gets pressed pregnant. Threesome baby.
Ice
Got it.
Parks
Okay.
Joe Budden
I did not know that was the new thing. The new trend.
Ice
Ain't the trend getting caught up.
Joe Budden
I had no idea.
Mel
Wait, people be raw dogging on threesomes.
Joe Budden
In a threesome?
Ish
Oh, let me in a threesome. Let me prep you.
Ice
What?
Ish
Nobody up here in our single days wore condoms.
Joe Budden
That's not true.
Ish
Minus myself.
Joe Budden
That's not true. And if it is, it's not a truth. I would allow you to share about me publicly.
Corey
Same way we embrace.
Joe Budden
Fuck you talking about if you ain't have Instagram. I had a condom you think this is. If it's standing on Truth Day. The he talking about. Anyway, and in many of my threesomes, I wasn't fucking both girls. No. All right.
Mel
What I mean by that is in the example you just talked about where you and your significant other are bringing a third person that y'all don't know.
Joe Budden
I can't believe that.
Ish
Who said that?
Ice
Ain't no who said it. Yeah.
Mel
Oh, that's true. That's true. That's true. It could be a fact.
Ish
They might have vetted.
Joe Budden
That's true.
Mel
They could have. Still, they seem.
Ish
My thing is how you give the load to the other shorty.
Parks
The load.
Mel
There's one way to stop that.
Ice
That's crazy how that shit was.
Mel
That was the plan.
Ish
Crazy, son.
Mel
What?
Ice
That's.
Ish
Wow. I'm gonna let go.
Parks
If you don't use it, you lose it.
Mel
He lost it. Yo.
Ice
Who else happened to. It happens to my.
Joe Budden
Ah, yeah.
Mel
Wow.
Joe Budden
Him. I expect that from. I did not expect that from Lil Scrappy, who, and I quote, said, you don't want no problems. Problems. Everything about this sounds like a problem.
Ice
A lot of problems.
Joe Budden
And what's wrong with your coercion game? What? All right, like, all right, all right. Play it out. All right, threesome. Ah, you get the load, then you get the call, Yo, I got a plan for this. It's here, it's yours. I'm keeping it. That's your time to. That's your time to be Jordan Obama.
Ish
Obama.
Ice
You got time to.
Ish
Got to get your Obama on, yo. Well, you know, you start talking.
Joe Budden
What?
Corey
Unfortunately, that. Are we talking about, like, elimination?
Joe Budden
Oh, boy.
Corey
Because I was gonna say there's a lot of, you know, like, abortion. There's a lot of abortion laws enacted in a lot of states right now, especially the red states, so.
Joe Budden
Not right there in Hackensack.
Mel
That's a good point, though.
Corey
I don't know where he.
Mel
I don't know about your head.
Joe Budden
Let me tell you the few places where you can park some.
Mel
I know personally.
Joe Budden
Hey, they got parking. They got the. Where I bring you up? Hey, Englewood, right there. Same spot y'all get them facials.
Ice
Stop at the fourth floor.
Ish
That's your man, son.
Joe Budden
Hacking Sack.
Ish
That's your man.
Joe Budden
What's up?
Ice
What other.
Mel
I heard.
Joe Budden
I googled it.
Mel
I know. You bet.
Joe Budden
I bet. Why you go, huh? Cause I couldn't believe that people were doing that. Oh, Burgerfield. Oh, Ramus. And if you really need Jersey, them shits is like malls, like diamonds, like check ass in places out here. Hey, if you know what that kid, you do not have to have it.
Mel
Oh, man.
Ish
This guy is crazy, son. Yo, your brain, yo, I'm not gonna lie.
Ice
You different.
Joe Budden
Y get there early, too. Park hold a hand and have to talk before.
Mel
But this is what I'm saying. They probably ain't know it like that. If this. If this, the homie that's different, right?
Joe Budden
Damn, girl.
Ice
I can't believe we got to go through this, yo.
Parks
Matter of fact, this is even easier than that, cuz. You got your shorty with you.
Mel
That's my point.
Ish
Like your shorty coercive, yo.
Mel
She definitely making that call.
Parks
That's a layup.
Joe Budden
What the fuck? I don't want to be that guy, but there is a going rate for everything. I heard now, this new age shit they doing since the NBA got TV rights is not coercion. You just paying now.
Ice
Send a video.
Joe Budden
Coercion.
Parks
It's a service.
Ice
Send a video.
Ish
If I'm paying you for something to convince you to do something, that's cool.
Joe Budden
No, I'm not convincing you of anything. Yeah, I paid you and you did it.
Ice
That's a job.
Joe Budden
Yeah, that's a transaction. It's coercion at all.
Mel
I know what you're saying. It's not legally coercion. It's not illegal. It's just. You're coercing somebody, but it's not illegal.
Corey
Maybe it's not coercion. It's incentivizing.
Ish
Money is the biggest motivator. Incentivizer. I don't know.
Corey
Incentive?
Ish
I don't know. A coercioner.
Mel
Well, no, I think. I think coercion is the right word. I just think if you talk about coercion, like, in the literal sense, it is coercion. But, ladies.
Ice
But legally, coercion is the practice of persuading someone to do something by using force or threats.
Corey
That's why I said incentivize. That's why I said incentivize.
Parks
Incentivize.
Joe Budden
It's not coercion.
Ice
Anyway, I'm hiring.
Joe Budden
For those of y'all wondering, It's a buck 50 and up. 250. If you sold a million records.
Corey
Incentivize.
Mel
250 is crazy.
Ice
What?
Ish
No, it ain't.
Joe Budden
No, the. It is not.
Ish
No, it's not.
Joe Budden
No.
Mel
No. Let me put it different. When you're not famous, especially that number is like a different number. That's all I'm saying. I'm just saying. I'm just. I'm just Amazed at how much people.
Joe Budden
If anybody here. If anybody here. Excluding parts because his wife is here currently. But if she wasn't, you'd be involved and ice. Your wife ain't here.
Ice
I'm clipped, nigga. I ain't in this conversation. Go ahead.
Mel
Yeah, I will never have.
Joe Budden
You still join the hypothetical. Fuck you.
Parks
I'm okay with joining the hypothetical.
Ice
I'll take.
Mel
You have my spot.
Joe Budden
Go ahead. Go ahead. If anybody here had the situation where a side got pregnant and were threatening to expose you or tell your family or just keep it and raise that little bastard. 250 is too high of a price to pay. No, I'm asking.
Mel
No, I wasn't saying it's too high. It ain't too high. I'm just saying that's a lot of fucking money, yo.
Ish
No, no, it's not.
Ice
Oh, boy. Offered a million whole boy.
Mel
Oh, offered a mill.
Joe Budden
He should. Paul George.
Mel
Wow. The six is disrespect, man. Oh, my.
Ice
Tired of your bro.
Joe Budden
Paul George tried that. He said there's no. There's no amount of money in the world that could take me away for. That's when girls want to love. Oh, I feel bond already. Oh, he's kicking.
Mel
He's kicking.
Joe Budden
You know I'm kicking. We the. Don't show me on the camera for that. Don't show me on the camera for that. I just didn't know threesome babies was such a big. They was having a slice like that. But then again, I retired from threesomes 20 years ago.
Ish
Tea almost burnt my mouth.
Joe Budden
I assume the rest of you oughta be retired threesomes as well.
Mel
I mean, I'm married, so that ain't.
Joe Budden
That did not let me say this.
Mel
Since I have been married. No, we don't do that. So I do that.
Joe Budden
There you go. There you go.
Ish
I haven't had a lot of threesomes in my life, period, though.
Joe Budden
I was there for four. Holy. I said, I see your work. I was there.
Mel
Wow.
Joe Budden
You did your big one. Nah, he was like. He loved the like. Damn, that still going.
Parks
Holy.
Joe Budden
He me up that said, time out, I'll be back. Went to the trunk, grabbed a dove, Grabbed a bar dove came back, went to the.
Ice
I said, oh, that. That got a kick.
Joe Budden
But when these things occur, I just went home smelly slutty dick and got corn too Black girl, let me tell you Dick. Oh, brother. Holy. All right, well, shout out to Scrappy. Scrapped all you could, but you lost the fight. Yo, I feel like there was something else funny that I had to get to.
Mel
Let me pull out my list of Equatorial Guinea.
Ish
Oh, man.
Joe Budden
Yo, that's funny. I don't know if we have to do that right now.
Ice
I'm good.
Mel
Not doing it.
Ice
We were talking about Thug. What y'all think about Mariah the Scientist canceling?
Ish
She's a rioter.
Ice
I love that shit. But I saw people upset. Like it's. You have obligation to your fans.
Ish
Who was upset?
Ice
The fans. Fans that was at the show.
Joe Budden
Fans that bought tickets to the show. And she got nervous to FaceTime.
Ice
FaceTime.
Joe Budden
Hey, y'all, I'm home, but thank y'all.
Ice
For coming out here. Love y'all.
Joe Budden
Hey, I'm gonna play some slaps for you, though.
Ice
No, y'all sing to me.
Joe Budden
Yo, if I went to the.
Ice
That's what they did.
Joe Budden
If I went to the Stevie Wonder show at the Garden and that face pop up on facetime, I will kill the shit out of Stevie Wonder.
Parks
We're not gonna put Mariah. Mariah the Scientist and Stevie Wonder in the same conversation, are we?
Joe Budden
They similar to me, but what's their. You dissimilar.
Parks
Very dissimilar. Respectful.
Joe Budden
Stupid.
Ice
Yo, y'all think she's wrong, though.
Joe Budden
Yeah, I think any girl with a job should go to it.
Ice
Act like y'all ain't never had the call out of work. Stop playing with me.
Joe Budden
What? All right. How much you make a day for the whole tour?
Ice
It was only. The tour's over next week.
Joe Budden
Let me stop talking to you. I did that to the stripper Michelle with the fat ass. One tour. Hey, come. Just come on tour, girl. That we working.
Mel
I ain't mad at it.
Joe Budden
I up, too, right?
Ice
I let us.
Mel
Yo, what if I'm in jail that long? Yeah, she should be home.
Ice
Yeah, that tour.
Mel
If she want. If she wants to stay on tour, do your thing. But if she wants to come home, I don't give a fuck. Like, we. Yeah, you can schedule. You can reschedule a date.
Ice
Come home. No, you can't reschedule it.
Mel
You can't reschedule the date.
Joe Budden
Why not?
Ice
It's not her tour.
Mel
Oh, yeah.
Ice
Oh, it wasn't her tour, Lotto.
Joe Budden
She was opening up.
Mel
Oh, she's an opener. Oh, you can bring your ass home now. If I'm in jail that long and my girl's an opener, I don't care.
Ice
If you was the headline, nigga.
Ish
Lotto's the homie.
Ice
Girl, I understand.
Ish
Go ahead and be with your man, right?
Joe Budden
What? All right, I take it back then. If she if she was the opener, then go be with your man. Yeah, go be with your man.
Ish
Nigga, you bugging.
Joe Budden
Get your ass hole, big bro.
Ice
He ain't letting that go.
Joe Budden
I just wanted to know if he was Eskimos on that joke.
Ish
We can build 10 igloos running around.
Joe Budden
What's wrong with you? Circle back to Michelle.
Ish
I popped Michelle before you.
Joe Budden
No, you did not.
Corey
Here we fucking go.
Ice
So that's another one of his old.
Joe Budden
Joints that you hit. Yeah, yeah.
Mel
I'm sensing a pattern here.
Joe Budden
Maybe the rumors about us is true when the whole room. Oh, brother, not again. And no, you didn't.
Ish
I could tell.
Joe Budden
No, you didn't.
Ice
I could tell you.
Joe Budden
And I know tonight you did it behind me like a mutt.
Ish
I didn't even know you. I didn't know you when I.
Joe Budden
Yes, you did. Because she loved me.
Ish
I did not listen.
Parks
She didn't love me.
Joe Budden
That was your work.
Ish
That was your boo boo. I didn't know that girl when I knew her, before I knew you.
Joe Budden
You tell her. You say that to the girls that we do know. That's your little.
Ice
That's not true.
Ish
But, yo, this nigga is a ignorant.
Joe Budden
It's so fun to be able to pull from history with your coworkers. All right. Shout out to Maria the Scientist for sure. Shout out to Young Thug. Shout out to Gunner, too. Nigga, I don't care if you ratted. I don't give a fuck. I never hear the word rat again in hip hop. I don't see what they have to do with music.
Ice
Nothing, nothing, nothing.
Joe Budden
Yeah, I don't care. I just don't care.
Ice
Give me the slaps, bro.
Parks
That's it.
Ice
Make slaps.
Joe Budden
Yeah, and gunna got them. So go ahead and act like you don't want to go to that studio if you want. Little Baby been with Central C and all these other. Hey, hey, hey. You better get updated since you're home. Now on the temperature, who's hot and who ain't. Shit then change a little bit. And I'm talking to you. Cause I do think Baby is baby. Still Lil Baby.
Ice
What you mean?
Joe Budden
Stop it.
Ice
I'm just asking what you mean.
Joe Budden
I think Lil Baby is still Lil Baby.
Ice
What does that mean, Joe?
Ish
That Little Baby could get in the studio and put out a hit.
Joe Budden
I think he can make one. I think he could come up with one. I think his name calls for a certain. I think when you say the name Lil Baby, it sits at a certain tier. There's a tier there. He ain't off that tier because he's off of his hot streak and has been. He's not off that tier, but the music.
Ice
I think that tier has dropped. Maybe if it hasn't dropped the notch, it's trending downward like it's about to drop.
Joe Budden
His show price ain't dropped. His show price ain't dropped. It went up.
Ish
And I think he was preoccupied with what was going on with one of my closest friends.
Joe Budden
Yeah. And if he couldn't make nothing hot, let thug walk in the door.
Ice
Oh, no, for sure. Like, they are. Like I said, they teasing a record now, so. Or whatever. They teasing. Absolutely. There's something coming there, I'm sure. I'm talking about more beats. I'm just talking about Lil baby. Ain't Lil baby today. That he was. During that run, he's put out. It ain't even like he couldn't put. It ain't even like he hasn't put out.
Joe Budden
Shit.
Ice
He's dropped.
Corey
Now that he's back. Thugger's back. That he might be him, fam.
Ish
My man was looking at life. I'm running around doing all the political posturing that I could possibly come up with to keep my ass from going to jail.
Ice
I get all that.
Ish
I'm running around with Stacey Abrams and everybody else. Doing music is the last thing on my mind at this point.
Ice
And I agree. I'm just saying, if you were doing that and not still dropping music, I would subscribe to that. He still dropped. Dropped. And everything that he's dropped was made. Was mid. Mid. The midst of mid.
Ish
But again, I think that might go back to. I'm not putting forth my best effort in the studio. I'm just doing. I'm in here on some. You know what I mean?
Joe Budden
And I ain't gonna crucify him for that. When everybody been mid, with the exception of fucking 6% of rappers, everybody been middle.
Ice
You're in that 6% of rappers who ain't been putting out mid.
Joe Budden
Yeah, but until you.
Ice
Until you work.
Joe Budden
All right, but now that I'm in the mid class, nigga, I'm the best of the mid class. Don't none of you mid making look at me a certain type of way. Mid makers. Yeah, you mid makers. Can't look at me. My last joint may have been submit, but you niggas can't look at me like that.
Ice
That's funny.
Joe Budden
The N up there and above maybe could say, all right, he off his knee.
Ish
I would agree with that.
Ice
Hey, I'm a fan, and I just.
Ish
Think that them niggas got a synergy that all them Atlanta niggas got. Thug is home. I think it's a fucking family reunion down that bitch in Atlanta right now.
Joe Budden
I wouldn't hear posse cut.
Ish
I wouldn't hear. I. I wouldn't. I wouldn't be surprised if TI Was in there rapping. He said he retired, but I wouldn't be surprised if he went in. You know what I mean? Like, I just think everybody.
Joe Budden
Yeah, bro, now I'm gonna get mad. Everybody. Then imma get mad. Nah, nah.
Ice
Can you get mad at that?
Joe Budden
Just the fuck I can. Why? I want people that say they retire to retire.
Ish
That's your business.
Joe Budden
And he was asking me if I could get mad.
Ish
Everybody. Retirement don't necessarily mean it like yours. Some niggas would be like, yo, he.
Joe Budden
Retired three weeks ago.
Ish
I know. I retired from making my own projects.
Joe Budden
It was the other day.
Ice
I might do a features.
Ish
Yeah, I might do features.
Joe Budden
That's what he said.
Ish
He said, I don't feel like jumping around on stages to entertain people.
Joe Budden
Oh, I took it different. I took what.
Ish
That's what he said, though. He was like, yo, I'm just tired of jumping around on stages, performing and context.
Joe Budden
I mean, he said that after his.
Ice
He retired from performing is what his retirement was from performing. That does not mean I'm not still dropping.
Joe Budden
Stand down.
Mel
What does retirement mean for you? What's retirement for you? You just never gonna make any songs and stopped.
Joe Budden
Done, served. Served my time. What does. What do you mean? When they. When they. When they leave the honorable. Honorable. I've served my honorable discharge. Got you. I filled my requirements. I've done got it. Yeah.
Mel
There's no song somebody could give.
Joe Budden
Like when niggas talk to me about my retirement. Granted, whole different ballgame. But when n. Talk to me about it. I put 17 albums out. I put 17 albums out. I've toured. I've did the big. The big places as an opener. I've did the small places. I've traveled. I fucked all the girls. There are the girls. I stood on couches. I did the unattractive gig. I did the good gig. I got a nice publishing check. I got a horrible. I did everything there is to do in music. I did it. I left. I didn't leave feeling like there's something more that I want to do. There's nobody that can call me. Niggas call me all the time for features. There's nobody that could call me and get me out of what I'm saying, because I don't have it. I don't have that desire. I don't have that desire. You better tell me hoe. And you about to say hov now. Go ahead.
Mel
I'll say hov. But more like, I'm thinking about songs like Reservoir Dog. Like songs that, like, you look back on 20 years later and it's everybody and their mom was on it and it was fire.
Joe Budden
Benny called me for one of those a few years ago. Oh, yeah, you know about that. Benny called me for one of them with all of the rappity rappers. My type of joint, my style.
Ish
Track.
Joe Budden
No, I'm retired. I would have loved to been able to play with you. It's like when the OG ball players see the niggas that, yo, if me and you was on the same team, man, we'd have got busy. That I ain't going to look for sneakers.
Mel
Got you.
Joe Budden
And I didn't. I didn't take what TI Said that way until you just said it. Like winning a $71 million suit or however much it was and then saying, I'm done hopping around or being a fish performing. I took that. I took performing. I mean, I'm done being a fish in the fish tank now. Yeah, that's how I don't have succumb to the rules and regulations of music.
Ish
I have to tour for a check. That's how I.
Ice
That's how I.
Joe Budden
See, I forgot the tour, but I.
Ice
Put it all together right.
Joe Budden
But okay, I'll receive that. Because I like what Three Stacks does. Except for when he grabbed the flute, but like a surprise verse here and there, that shit he did on Kanye, that's still.
Ice
Probably.
Joe Budden
That might be the best verse since it happened.
Parks
Yeah, probably.
Joe Budden
I don't know if I could think of a better one, but I like that. And at some point, nine figures, I'm coming back. I'm gonna give him something. I'm giving something. I am.
Mel
Oh, yeah, I am.
Joe Budden
One verse. One verse or one EP or one project. 10 minutes. I am going to give him something. My time. Unless God, you know, has a different plan for me. But if it's up to me one day, I'm coming to.
Ish
So a couple months from now.
Joe Budden
That's not what I said.
Mel
That's what I heard said.
Ish
Nine figures.
Joe Budden
What time do y'all be having to talk? It'd be 10pm I'd be awake still around 10pm I can get into that. I wanna announce to all of y'all out there that Fridays has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy and I told them niggas, when they took the Jack Daniel shit off of the menu, that was a bad idea.
Ish
That was the only in there.
Joe Budden
That's it. But they put it with everything.
Ish
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Jack Daniel, shrimp, Jack steak. The shrimp steak, Chicken Jack Dan. They put Jack Daniel there.
Ish
Yo, dog, I ain't gonna hold you on one of them off nights. I call them to get some Fridays to go. Right there by Kohl's.
Joe Budden
Fridays is my favorite of the poor place.
Ish
Yeah, the poor shit. Yes.
Joe Budden
Fridays is the best poor place.
Mel
I'm from Philly, which is the greatest Fridays in the country, because Allen Iverson was there. Oh, yeah. They had nothing to do with nobody.
Ish
It had nothing to do with the food.
Ice
It had nothing to do with the other food.
Mel
They used to call it Club Fridays. I remember they had a velvet rope outside. I remember, like, it was the biggest Fridays in the country. I'm talking about Fridays for me, when.
Ish
When Allen Iverson was.
Mel
Allen Iverson was on the 6th.
Ish
This one specific TGR Fridays on City Live that the whole entire Philly, that is every baddie in Pennsylvania would line up to go to.
Mel
And it was a club. It was a club. You call it Club Fridays. So at my young age, you know, you waited for whoever Allen Iverson was going to choose, and then it was an open field for the rest of the night for every other dude in there. And the options were better than any club in Philadelphia.
Joe Budden
Wait, what? Wait, wait, wait.
Ice
No, no, no.
Mel
So wait, you were in there, y'all waited.
Ice
That shit was in.
Ish
Yo, bro, don't act all.
Mel
Don't act all disgusted and foreign. This is what everybody does in every club in America.
Ish
That shit was different.
Joe Budden
Hey, if y'all had to wait till he left, then cool.
Mel
I have to wait till he left.
Joe Budden
You still found the love.
Mel
I had to wait. I had to wait till he chose and you.
Joe Budden
That's what I'm saying.
Ish
Hey, yo, dog, nigga, when Allen Iverson was outside, you talking about Quentin Richardson, who else he be talking about?
Joe Budden
I talk about Allen Iverson, too. Yeah.
Mel
When he was outside and I was. That nigga was him.
Ish
I don't know if y'all don't have.
Joe Budden
To explain that to me.
Ish
I know. So when you said Allen Iverson was in the spot in Philadelphia right after the sixth, my nigga, he was clearing any and everybody out.
Joe Budden
So you didn't get a shot up.
Ish
Yo, I mean, I don't really shoot the ball. You know, I don't shoot the ball.
Joe Budden
You didn't get a shot up but when he left.
Ice
It's open gym then.
Joe Budden
Yeah, I get what y'all saying.
Ice
It was open gym.
Joe Budden
Nothing wrong with it.
Mel
I was on the court.
Joe Budden
I just.
Mel
Yeah.
Joe Budden
I ain't. I'm not. Pardon? I'm telling y'all.
Mel
You saying there's no dude in the world that could get you up out of there.
Joe Budden
That's not what I'm saying.
Ish
No, he won't say that. And some of the.
Joe Budden
I give respect to way too many 25 back then.
Ish
Allen Iverson is getting you the fuck about it in Philly.
Joe Budden
Y'all not. Y'all not arguing what. Y'all not responding to what I'm saying. Y'all just saying facts. And I acknowledge those to be facts.
Ish
Okay.
Joe Budden
I'm saying I'm putting a shot up while he's there.
Ish
But, you know, I don't shoot.
Joe Budden
And I'm gonna have to learn. I'm gonna have to. I'm gonna have to respect him that way. True.
Mel
And that's how I do understand.
Joe Budden
I'm shooting. Bomb. Bomb.
Ice
And I learned.
Joe Budden
Hey, nigga, Allen here.
Mel
No, no, no.
Joe Budden
Don't do that again. Okay?
Mel
Well, that's me.
Ice
That's what I'm talking about.
Joe Budden
That ain't what you said, nigga.
Ish
We wasn't sitting on our hands.
Mel
But, you know, he. If you say it, listen what I'm saying. It's a room full of women in there, right? Anybody you hollering at, that's coming in there to see Allen Iverson, she cutting her eye the whole time to see if he gonna choose, if he's doing something else. I like my chances. The number two option in the Fridays. But until he's made that choice, it's all speculative. It's all up for grabs. That's all I'm saying.
Joe Budden
You found. Y'all found the love of your lives. So it worked out. It worked out. It worked out. It's best to not shoot at every basket you're front of, right? You're such a front.
Mel
You would have been there, right?
Ice
Nigga just standing there. AI left. I got a ball.
Ish
I got a ball.
Mel
I got a ball. Whatever. All y'all would have been there doing the same, eating your three for all, eating potato skins, waiting.
Joe Budden
Never the case. I'm getting a shot up.
Mel
I'm not saying you. We all got shots.
Joe Budden
Maybe two or three.
Mel
We all got shots up.
Joe Budden
And I might wear out. Irish Jersey, nigga. This bitch might be too drunk.
Ish
I'm Bubba Chuck, number two. Yo, this thing is a fool, yo.
Joe Budden
I hope that Fridays is just doing the Red Lobster repackage.
Mel
I hope so.
Ish
Yo, they said it was 600 Fridays.
Parks
I haven't even seen Fridays in a minute.
Ish
It's 163 Fridays now and them shits is dropping. Yeah, it's one near like, yo, dog. And that. That number's probably gone.
Joe Budden
Oh, I wonder if I could buy Fridays. Don't do it and bring back Club.
Ish
Friday is with Alen Ion.
Mel
You get by us. Oh, I'm shooting. I'm Bernard King out this business.
Ish
Oh, man. Like n. That was. That's up.
Joe Budden
Has anybody here seen the Kodak and Kat stream?
Ice
I. I did.
Parks
I did not.
Ice
I personally, I ain't like that was.
Joe Budden
A trick just to get ice to talk shit.
Ice
I'm not talking shit about it. I actually. I watched quite a few clips. I even jumped in on the stream just to see how it was going. I like what he's doing, but the Kodak part, I didn't really. Kodak was clearly fucked up. Like, he got fucked up as the stream went on. And you can see it. He went from looking like, well, we know Kodak has. You know, he's been vocal. He had problems. Whatever.
Joe Budden
Start looking like Polaroid.
Ice
But you start to see it like he was like, I'm not even. I'm just not doing it.
Joe Budden
I'm not doing it. Go ahead. Go ahead. Yeah, I'm not doing it.
Ice
Yeah, that was fucked up.
Joe Budden
I'm really.
Mel
Cordy, you're better than that. I was about to say, yeah, that was low.
Ice
I think your 40s.
Joe Budden
It's time to recording.
Mel
That was a little.
Joe Budden
Go ahead.
Ice
But. But yeah, once he got to the point where he was damn near looking like dude out on the corner like Mr. Wendell, like, it was bad at that point. It's like, come on, dog. We somebody. I felt like somebody should have not stopped the stream because I know that's the goal. It's like this marathon thing for. I think he's doing 30 days or something. But I do think somebody should have just came in and. All right, come on, let's get him out of here and let's just keep this going. I ain't like it.
Mel
Personally, I hate that shit.
Ice
Didn't like it.
Mel
It's too much of that.
Ice
He was slurring. He was. He looked bad.
Joe Budden
I don't like seeing. I don't like seeing Kai, not Kai Kodak under those conditions at any time. I really don't like seeing any entertainer under those conditions. True. Yeah.
Ice
Like, they keep running up on what's the ball player. I don't like that. Like we don't have to.
Ish
I want them to punch somebody, these.
Ice
Things and broadcast them. With Kodak being on the stream, once you see somebody that bad, it's like, all right. But they said he got production. Like he got a whole.
Ish
I didn't see it. But they said he got progressively worse.
Ice
He did.
Ish
He started the stream seemingly sober. And they said it was even one point during the stream. I don't know if how true it is that he threw a perk up in the air and dropped it. Like they said he basically got high.
Joe Budden
No, they said he did a trick. He not. They said. I seen that part. That he did the trick like with his mouth ticket taking a perk. Like he flipped it.
Ish
And then it kicked in mid show.
Joe Budden
Just.
Ish
You know what I'm saying? God progressed.
Joe Budden
I'm praying for Kodak. I'm praying for Kodak. I hope he's well. I hope he gets better. I hope his corner and the people that love him, love him. That's my mature adult response to this story. On the flip side, boy, it was nice to see Carson that around some drugs, some drugged up. He always around. That's just happy and jubilant and showing teeth and cheering and high fiving. There's some drug around now. He was looking. He was looking like. Yeah, when does this.
Ice
Yeah, he looked uncomfortable.
Joe Budden
He was looking like he really looked up.
Ice
But you can see that's what I'm saying though. And with having a whole product production, somebody should see that.
Ish
No, it's a lot. It's a lot of money. It's a lot of money in this building, dog. I don't want that part.
Joe Budden
Yes, yes.
Ish
It's a lot of money in this building.
Joe Budden
I can't even play like that no more. He getting add money out to Wazula. It ain't time. Don't come over to my looking all drugged up and stupid.
Ice
Somebody was supposed to remove that. Like not for nothing. Even the whole. Like he said he did the perk trick. Like that's cost to get your channel banned. It's a lot of money at stake here.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ice
And. And shouts to Kai because I saw he did. He was doing something where he was jumping in streams of lesser known people.
Joe Budden
Oh, that was fire. The cash raid.
Ice
What do they call it? That was. That was super fire. Oh, love.
Joe Budden
A love raid.
Ice
He had all his followers and stuff. Yo, subscribe to this person. So some just random person just pop up that's using your platform. I love that, bro.
Joe Budden
That is absolutely fine.
Ice
So shout out for that.
Joe Budden
And shout out to him for just everything. He's killing. Yeah, he is absolutely killing.
Parks
Truly.
Joe Budden
Yeah, I'm happy about that. I am. And he was playing Pump it up the other day. Yeah, that's right. That's right. That just ain't hard when, like, young people listening to it.
Ice
I've noticed that young people got a new cause before. For a while, Pump it up was. They would just try to use it to shoot at you. But I have seen quite a few younger people now. It's almost like negotiation, for the record.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ice
Which is kind of.
Joe Budden
Oh, I've rationalized it already, so I don't care. You can't be the Tick Tock era and then just pump it up to me. Sorry, not the way it works your like to dance, right? Go ahead and get to shugging. Oh, man. Listen, I'm done. I don't have nothing else to say to y'all. Hit, subscribe, follow sign up to the Patreon. All of that. The geeky say. Um, I do want to tell everybody that Saturday night I took my hot ass out and I took a nap.
Parks
That's nice.
Joe Budden
I took a nap and took my hot ass outside, thinking I still had my 20s and 30s energy in me and some of my teen years back when we used to break day and felt like that was an accomplishment. Oh, God. I sat my happy ass in the strip club and watched that clock from 1:55 all the way to 2:00am and I seen it go back from 2:00am to 1:00am and while I thought that I'd get an extra hour of partying in sleazy hoes, yo.
Ice
What?
Joe Budden
I started yawning my ass off in that fucking club.
Parks
Yeah.
Joe Budden
I said, yo, what am I doing here, yo? Daylight savings is not the event that it used to be. I'm tired now. And that one hour feel like three hours. I was in bed last night. It was pitch black outside. I said, oh, I'm so tired. It was 6:00. Yeah, it's over.
Corey
I'm trying to tell you.
Joe Budden
I had to look one of my favorite bartenders in the face. We said, you're leaving already? Yes, girl, I have to go home. And I don't even say that no more. I just do this. I do this. I give him a sleepy side. I'm sleepy. You're such a.
Ish
It's charming, though. That's a dope charming bird.
Joe Budden
I'm sleepy.
Ice
She be like, you so cute. Look, she be over there. Meet me too. I Go meet me.
Mel
Sleep, too.
Joe Budden
No, no, no, no. Sleep with me. Not sleep with me. I'm going home to jerk off to the video I just made of you and go to bed. I got my video. I'm about to fuck you for a month. What a trade. 400 for the vid. You know what I do with a vid?
Ish
Yo, Patron, this ain't bait.
Joe Budden
This ain't Patron. Look, Patronis. What, Daylight savings ain't kicking y'all ass? Or y'all be home, like, chilling, like, with your families and even still kick your ass?
Mel
Still kicking my ass.
Ice
You still kick my ass.
Ish
I don't feel no difference.
Parks
Me either.
Ish
I go to sleep mad late anyway.
Joe Budden
Why?
Ish
I'll be up doing paperwork.
Joe Budden
And you good. See, I skipped a joke. I let him do it. Go to sleep, man. So much paperwork. So much. Oh, my God. Flooded, swamped. When I'm the only one laughing, it make me a bad friend.
Ish
No, I'm trying to catch the joke.
Joe Budden
You up all night with paperwork.
Ice
That's it.
Joe Budden
That's it.
Ice
That's it. It just sound funny. Ain't no real joke. It's just funny.
Joe Budden
It's not. You go to bed, Mark.
Mel
It depends. Like, 11, 12, and I usually wake up and then. And do it all. Like I get a little hour or two, then I'm up most of the night. Then I gotta wake up whenever the baby wake up. And his daylight shit got me up. Got. Now he up at 6:00am oh, yeah.
Joe Budden
That sucks, right? Getting rid of the defined roles.
Mel
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Like, you gotta share the responsibility.
Ice
Yep.
Mel
Parenting.
Joe Budden
And you gotta breastfeed this motherfucker. God damn it.
Ice
Kids up.
Joe Budden
Hungry.
Ice
Like you don't hear them.
Joe Budden
Look at me.
Ice
Yeah, you don't hear them.
Joe Budden
I'm hungry, too. Here go Lex. Learned to say. Yo, you ordered it yet? All right, man. Oh, hey, that's my man right there. That's my man right there. Kino always keep a, like, clean looking white boy with him. Like a white. Like a white boy that was a model for a year and a half. With some money, too, you know, Hang around a broke white. No, one thing about Kino, he will not. He will not hang around a white that's broke. No, for real.
Ish
That's a talent to be able to.
Joe Budden
Sniff out, sniff out, sniff out the right whites. The right rights.
Ice
Oh, man.
Joe Budden
Oh, my God. Yo, naturally, without cologne, who do you think smells better, like, blacks or whites?
Ice
Not falling for it. I'm not. I've learned.
Joe Budden
Look. Plummixed. They plummixed. Not falling for what Say, you.
Mel
All right?
Joe Budden
I got a sleeper.
Mel
Nope.
Joe Budden
Nope. I got a sleeper. I got a sleeper. I got a sleeper. Why y'all won't say, is it raining? No, I'm just asking. Wow. Wow. I feel like that's racist. You don't say that's racist just by some type of reverse racism, but it's a thing. All right, I have a sleeper. Does everyone here have a sleeper? Yes, except for Mark. Actually, Mark don't play sleepers. Not. I'm trying to exclude him.
Mel
I'd love to play sleepers. Am I allowed to play big sleepers?
Joe Budden
Yeah. No.
Ice
No.
Mel
I don't know. You know, I'm not in the group chat, so I don't know these things.
Joe Budden
I was just about to say, when you make the group chat so you can play a sleeper. If you play a sleeper, we'll put you in a group chat. Okay, let's see what your music bag is. Come on.
Mel
I gotta pick one off the spot.
Joe Budden
Marvin Sapp. Come on. Come on. What? Frankie Beverly did his first sleep.
Ice
Can't be nothing worse than what we seen, bro. Nope, Let him pick a sleeper.
Joe Budden
Let him pick a sleeper. Something that people are sleeping on out there. Yeah, that's it, cuz. He about to come in with some Yolanda Adams. Mary. Mary.
Mel
Is it a sleeper, though? I was gonna say this Freddie Gibbs something from this Freddie Gibbs album.
Joe Budden
That's fine.
Ice
That would be a sleeper.
Joe Budden
Perfectly fine. Shout out to Freddie Gibbs. I'm supposed to go to dinner with him tonight and we'll make sure I hear his album first. That's phony and fucked up. Shout out to him. Shout to my man. All right, I'm done. There's nothing else pertinent that I got to get out. Let me just make sure. Let me read my list. We're getting to the Ecuadorial guinea guy name Guyanese. We get in the homeboy soon. Patreon that say Quan Jump. I'm getting to that. The Puffin Da's. Let's see. Oh, and homeboy, to go to your job and voice all the complaints to your supervisor for you on Patreon. Sign up. And don't none of y'all try to call them either. I'm a no. I'm a no. If y'all called him, I'm going with Austin Mills and Jozzy.
Ice
Hey, shout out to Austin Mills.
Joe Budden
Shout out to Austin Mills. This record is called Need I say more? There's a chance.
Mark Lamont Hill
When I see you on my Lucky, I'm just in me. You know, I've never been the one that get nervous but you do it to me you have me order not to stop finding you that watch whatever you like it's whatever you like and I know your experience Something about you makes me curious you play hard to get I chase you down you know I got to pull up on you I mean what I'm talking about you and me to do what we want I'm thinking about you with me, girl, forgive me, girl I want you to stay and do whatever you want I'm talking about you and me and need I say more need I say more need nothing more need nothing more.
Joe Budden
I.
Mark Lamont Hill
Like the way she looking back at me she ain't got no penis but she to take my hand it got nasty looking like you could be my J give me one taste, yeah, I know we got our chopping like us, too and I know you makes me carry out play hard to get I taste you down, yeah oh, you know I got to put up on you I'm talking about you and me we want to think about you with me, girl, here we go. I want to sing whatever you want I'm talking about you and me and need to say more need.
Joe Budden
Yes, sir. Come on, man. We back to the Peppermint Lounge with this one.
Ice
Hey.
Joe Budden
Oh, you think I wasn't at the Peppermint Lounge, neither? Oh, y'all waging all out like Newark Elizabeth, like war do your friend got a friend for my friend? Oh, no, no, no, no. Shut up. I don't like. I can't say that. All right, forget it. That was Austin, Mills and Jozzy. That record is called Need I say More? Available in your iTunes, on DSPS, and your phones right this very second. Here's another reason I don't with you nowhere else. I ain't seen you Newark at. Never saw y'all at that IHOP to serve the collard greens where you can get murdered. Never seen you there.
Corey
Where? Where is that?
Ice
On Bergen Izzy.
Joe Budden
I've never seen y'all. Never seen you there, neither. Oh, my God. Coreyish, Ice. Y'all was never there. I was never there.
Ice
They called me when he was there.
Joe Budden
Yo, y'all the king of that. Y'all the king of. I got a call when you was there, dog.
Ish
You know how many calls I get?
Joe Budden
Yo, I don't want to hear that long.
Ish
If you go out in New Jersey, I get a phone call.
Joe Budden
No, you don't.
Ish
Yes, I do.
Joe Budden
I'm not talking about. Oh, man, you my man. So I can't blow it up. But I had a slice the other night with that damn girl want to talk me down. Oh, I just check this. I just check this. Oh, Joey's here. Why don't you come out? Because Joe is here. I don't like that neither. Check this.
Ish
Check up everywhere you go. I get a Yo, Joe here.
Joe Budden
Check him.
Ice
Yo, your man here. Yo, your man is over here.
Joe Budden
Tell him. We hate that you don't even eat collard greens. You wasn't there.
Ice
Anyway, man.
Joe Budden
I set up a whole car wash in Newark when I was 17. The is y'all talking about you 44.
Mel
17. I could.
Ice
I could. I could rock with it.
Joe Budden
Hey, y'all went to that Dairy Queen.
Ish
In Jersey City at 17?
Joe Budden
I went to that Dairy Queen in Jersey City the other day. Yeah, right.
Ice
No, you didn't.
Ish
It was closed.
Joe Budden
No, they was not.
Ice
You might have rolled past real fast.
Joe Budden
Ask Dave.
Ish
I know you saying his name don't mean you got a Slurpee.
Ice
Come on, you ain't stopping. Order nothing.
Joe Budden
Stop it. Large banana shake. I know you banana shook. All right.
Ish
That'S cool. I'm with you, my nigga.
Joe Budden
You banana shook. That's all right.
Ice
Out of here. I'm with you, my nigga.
Joe Budden
I hate these, man. I don't want to work with y'all.
Mark Lamont Hill
It's cool.
Joe Budden
Go ahead. Somebody play. Yo, y'all kill Fridays. But if y'all do something to Tony Romans, we gonna have a beef. Oh, wait. There's people in here that want to On Tony Romans not shit on it.
Mel
I could live without it, though.
Ice
Yeah, like a piss on Fridays.
Ish
It ain't Fridays.
Ice
It ain't Jack.
Joe Budden
You're right, it's not.
Ish
It ain't Jack Daniels.
Joe Budden
You're right. Tony Romans is not Friday.
Ice
Now it's Whiskey Glaze. It ain't Jack Daniels no more.
Joe Budden
Wait, y'all think. Y'all think Fridays is higher on the food chain than Tony Romans?
Mel
Yeah.
Corey
Yeah.
Mel
Yeah. Not even close.
Joe Budden
I would prefer time to think about that.
Ish
Look, even if it's not, I still would prefer to go to Fridays.
Joe Budden
Got that? But they saying.
Ice
Well, that's what I mean.
Corey
I guess that it's based on preference.
Joe Budden
Yeah. Some people prefer Section 8. They don't. I would. He do.
Mel
I would.
Joe Budden
If I could get it, I would. I know, but he's scared. He couldn't live nowhere with Section eight. No. He killed that boy.
Ish
Yo, dog, Section eight is everywhere.
Joe Budden
Mm.
Ish
I can live right in fucking Fort Lee, Inglewood Cliffs, anybody with section 8. What you talking about?
Joe Budden
And no more jokes. From you about me not being able to go to the hood neither. I don't want to hear another peep about that from you because then I'm gonna bring up when you let the neighbor live that came to your door. Neighbor live, that came that fan. When that fan came right to your door and said, it's up, nigga.
Ice
Yo, what up?
Joe Budden
And you slammed the door and ran. You remember? I don't. You told a story on it.
Ish
I don't remember because it was fabricated story you talking about.
Ice
So punch him in the face.
Joe Budden
I don't even know who you talking about.
Ice
Came to your house.
Joe Budden
You ain't put a hand on him. You ain't even breathe wrong.
Ish
Didn't say nothing. Crazy.
Ice
Crazy.
Joe Budden
He came to your house.
Ish
Oh, the homie ish really do live here.
Joe Budden
He fanned out and you let him live.
Ice
As opposed to a that's on the other side of the country just typing on the computer. You think it came to your house where you and your family lay your heads.
Joe Budden
Come on, man. You supposed to unearth him.
Mel
Yeah, man.
Ice
You're supposed to stand on business.
Joe Budden
Yeah, yeah. That fan got right in the car and went home.
Ish
He gave him a hoodie and I'm not tough.
Joe Budden
He want to fight the spaces not even talking. He gave that fan and a hug, A hoodie and a hug. The package they bought the is bundle, the teacup, they got the cup.
Ice
Got his consultation on the way home. Got you.
Joe Budden
Oh, all right, I'm done.
Ice
All right, man.
Joe Budden
I'm up. I'm done.
Ice
I'm going to the West Coast. This is. This is the first single off of Snoop's new Snoop and Dre's new album called Missionary. The song is called Gorgeous, and It's Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre and Janae Aiko. Oh, okay.
Ish
And a bad combination.
Joe Budden
I wanna wait a year.
Ish
Me, too.
Parks
Cut that back.
Ish
Or Dazz.
Joe Budden
Yo, you can always tell Dre something.
Ish
Or Daz.
Joe Budden
Watch yourself.
Mark Lamont Hill
I feel so gorgeous.
Joe Budden
Don't fish.
Ish
Last time I checked, I was the.
Joe Budden
Plug to your plug I'm the connect what you expect?
Ish
Negotiate and never settle for less I never lose, always winning When I shuffle.
Mel
A deck dropping these jewels where I'm.
Ish
From you better treasure your chest? You know the rules plus one, she always come with a guess she in the cool best believe I plan on making a way give us the blues back up in this and getting my rap show you how to do it properly when you're on my property I'm a hot commodity board walk Monopoly a safe ran out of space I'm an odyssey Honestly I'm that that you gotta see Gorgeous.
Mark Lamont Hill
Don't this look gorgeous? Under the sky.
Ish
Now that's a lot of ass in the passenger seat Drop it. Blow low yeah, about to hit a switch in this Watch the six fold.
Joe Budden
Roll I dealt with the cons and.
Ish
The pros I mix Crip with the highs and the lows Picture this with.
Mel
Drawing a bank roll it's just some.
Ish
Dope food for the soul Criminal psychology this just a part of me Industrial robbery a product of 93 follow me.
Joe Budden
Follow me I'm on the dollar fee.
Ish
My stock up no return on this.
Joe Budden
Policy.
Ice
And again, that record is. Is gorgeous. Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre, Jene Aiko off of Snoop and Dre's album Missionary, which will be out next month.
Joe Budden
I think that beat is unfair. That beat sounds crazy. Those dumb drums sound great.
Ice
When I first heard that record in the car, I was like, okay, my speakers on. Usually this shit is mixed. And that shit sounded amazing.
Joe Budden
That's true.
Ice
Headphones, everything. I'm like. I said I couldn't wait to hear how it sound once you.
Parks
Hell yeah.
Joe Budden
That's making me want to go grab my Beats by Dream do commercial, bring them back out. Me and I used to be fiends for them. Beats by Grace had Karen Civil sending some shits every month.
Ice
Pack come every week.
Joe Budden
Damn near some new my stupid ass I had. I. I went and downloaded the Beats by Dre Apple music playlist. Whatever.
Parks
I had that too.
Mel
Yeah, I had it.
Joe Budden
I did.
Ice
That's what Apple. That's why they bought Beats.
Joe Budden
Yeah, that's what it was for. That song makes me realize. Well, I knew this already, but making a song is really like having a jump shot. Like it don't matter how old you are, you know how to make a song. Yep. No matter what you think of that song, people that know how to make a song made the song like facts. That's. That's. Shout out to Snoop Man Andre. Shout out to Snoop. Shocked that Ice had to be the one to play the Snoop Sleeper instead of Mel. But you ain't played a Q Tip Sleeper.
Parks
I was gonna. I was gonna play some games, but if Mark's gonna play some games, I'm gonna let it rock. I know Ice just played Big X the Plug, but I finally listened to the album and I have to say, my bad.
Joe Budden
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Parks
This is. This is therapy session. It's quick, but it's fine. Whole album's fire.
Ice
I can pick any song off Crazy bro.
Joe Budden
That big action Tony Cole. Yeah. And great guy.
Ice
Yeah, yeah, you talk great guy.
Joe Budden
Great guy. Hey, hey I've been the same baby I do your I just wanna make love.
Ice
Hey see I've been doing well. Not great, but good. Can't complain I got more than I should Been a while since I thugged in the hood. I just hope that my folks understand I done hit every state I'm just trying to get to it. Anyways, just they liking my music. I just did a show called by the rule had like 80 some thousand folks jamming and grooving I can't even lie when I be away from them I cry cause I love them the most I would hate for them ever to say that they daddy were right on their side. But for real, my little be fly he been dressing himself while he tried. My daughter so pretty look just like her daddy And I be telling her niggas go down and your family My people been straight trying to put food on all of their places. I've been going hard I guess now they seeing this. Cause before they thought I switched lanes how should I start buying lights and keeping them like now they see that this is way bigger than likes no.
Joe Budden
More just I know that that's right. Okay.
Ice
What about your team? This bigger than life? It's a movie down there every night. Been popping these bottles to represent life and we was just broke up Mean I have a dollar to split. We kicked out till we finally got right.
Mel
You still smoking?
Ice
L stressing trying to give everybody your blessing. You don't know how I feel to have everything everyone want for this chick can get. But I swear I've been trying to quit make one more half a million I swear that they see I spit seven count column. It's expensive as. So I guess I can give up the speech.
Joe Budden
The life's good.
Ice
No, I ain't saying that. But I never give none of this back. Yeah, I lost a whole lot on the way. But if I being honest, I'm good right here where I'm at.
Joe Budden
All right.
Mel
I think this was a good session. Gave us a lot to think about.
Ish
Same Topics week.
Parks
That's big X. The plug therapy session. The album is absolutely great. It's probably my. It's up there for me for the album of the year.
Ice
Yeah, it's absolutely on my list.
Parks
On just a couple listens, I'm like, oh, yeah, it's one of the.
Ice
It's an amazing album. To me, this album reminds me just off of listening to it. It gave me the same that when Sauce Walker dropped his album, it was like towards the end of the year and it snuck in. It was like, oh, shit, this is one that's going on. Everybody lit. I feel the same way about this Big Ex.
Parks
This album is great.
Ice
Shout to Big X. Snuck in and I didn't know this. Cause he tweeted it. He's independent.
Parks
Yeah, I saw that. It's United Masters.
Ice
I love all of that. I love these independents putting effort and putting some real art out.
Parks
Word salute. Bigish.
Ish
I'm going to Crystal Tears by El Me. I think is how you.
Parks
We've been over this a bunch of times, lb, Crystal Juice.
Mark Lamont Hill
I imagine crystal clear in my corner I I can visualize you here Keep me up set me down Right from wrong hold my ground Sad to see so many years but in its plan I found the sight to set my fears I ran out Let you down Held on down Broke my hiding time if you can feel Could I ever be a special person?
Joe Budden
Show you I can give love and.
Mark Lamont Hill
Devotion I need to know.
Joe Budden
If I.
Mark Lamont Hill
Can feel Afraid to hold the glass I know I've broken To take back all the notes I know I chose I apologize for leaving I know that if I curse my way face won't mean you might stay Foolish to believe I'm old A call back I need to love if you can feel.
Joe Budden
Could.
Mark Lamont Hill
I ever be a special person? Show you I can give love I need to love if I can feel if I known that it would have been the last Then I know that I would have called you back that if I known if I know.
Ice
If.
Mark Lamont Hill
I known that it would have been.
Parks
That's El Me and Crystal Tears. Why are y'all crying? Crystal tears. What is happening?
Ish
All right, Ice is their of this.
Ice
Video, man with no training takes on two professional female MMA fighters. It went exactly how you thought it would have went.
Joe Budden
Oh, please send it to me.
Mel
That.
Corey
Send it to me right now.
Ice
He looked like. Remember Butterbean? Remember. Remember Butterbean? Yeah, he looked like that. And they. They MMA fighters. He don't got no heads. He don't got no headgear on or nothing.
Ish
Yo, they kneeing them everything.
Ice
Nothing working. He just throwing haymakers.
Mel
I need to see that.
Ish
Mel, they don't want to watch it.
Corey
I promise you I'm going to watch it.
Ice
No. Oh, yo, he got no type of training. He just charging in, punching.
Corey
All right, then play the first one.
Parks
Bringing us some endorsements. But go ahead, introduce it.
Corey
All right. No, I mean I like it. All right. My track is timeless by D. Gaddy Gotty Gy like G to me. Yeah.
Ish
Oh man.
Ice
Dog, wait.
Corey
Neglected to mention what he. What is he wearing?
Mel
No, no, no. You send it to me.
Mark Lamont Hill
When I need it in a waiting you gonna always be my favorite Just thought I'd let you know just thought I'd let you know Sometimes like crazy but I love how you got patience me you just make sense just thought I'd let you know just thought I'd let you.
Ice
Know.
Mark Lamont Hill
Finish each other the way my last me up it was hard to build that trust you don't take much to know that you something special just like the truck I can break the habit yeah I don't tell you all the time.
Joe Budden
This is is not Mel.
Mark Lamont Hill
This Melissa, I apologize you do everything right and I should tell you more.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Mark Lamont Hill
Sometimes like crazy but I love how you got patience me you just make sense this just thought I let you know Just thought I let you know.
Parks
That is D. Gatty timeless.
Joe Budden
Oh, that's my girl.
Mel
Oh man.
Joe Budden
Where's my girl?
Mel
My fuck word. Mine is from the new Freddie Gibbs joint. It's a couple tracks that I love. The production of the whole album is dope. But I'm going with anniversary.
Ice
I got this. I just had to rel down. I know you. You really love me though.
Joe Budden
You taking my anniversary swag? Go ahead, Fred.
Ice
Every time I rap it's like a crack attack all my baby mamas are stalkers they want the rabbit back learn my lesson with goopy ho you would rap for that. She was always sitting on a dream Back when Diego used to send me my money Taking the magazine she played with so I look at her like a dope fiend meanwhile I'm sipping tahitian treating permitting meanwhile I'm running in circles trying to be more commercial rapper scared to collab with me I'm too controversial I say them suck a dick he might record it if the boy don't support it you just a lick Lately y'all been focused on movies and not the music Underrated but I still feel like I ain't got to prove these 87 figure bank statements ain't no illusion Boy, you stepped on that. My story ain't never been convoluted Crossed me then he lost me and I ain't with him since In a year imma be on the red carpet me and my they be posting anniversaries about the day you got hit made him Twerking bullets got his body shaking have a mama saying every time I rap it's like a crack attack looking for triple lessons they want the rabbit back back and forth buses they want the battle rap in the mirror picking my outfit I got my dad attack listen my retire from rapping be stanky rich they be posting anniversaries about the day you got hit Made them twerking bullets got his body shaking have a mama saying.
Parks
Pretty good. It's your anniversary. The album is fire, man.
Ice
I had a problem with that album.
Parks
What?
Ice
So I went to purchase the album download, and my was clean, but I bought the explicit it.
Joe Budden
No, you didn't.
Ice
No, I did.
Joe Budden
You bought the clean?
Ice
Never. You had a little ease.
Joe Budden
You don't say.
Ice
I don't. You bought the clean, I say.
Joe Budden
And all a bunch of other children out there. Your world, your world. It's a family show, buddy.
Ice
Yeah, like, and then a couple people was telling me. So then I went. I went straight to the dsp. Like, all right, let me maybe something wrong here. So I press play. I got through, like, three records. I'm like, yo, this is getting muted. So they said it was something with the upload, but I was eventually able to get it.
Parks
Huh, that's weird.
Ice
It was very weird.
Parks
Very weird.
Ice
I couldn't get through it because I'm like, I can't listen to it.
Mel
Freddy gets a lot of words clean.
Joe Budden
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mark, that was a phenomenal entry to the sleeper segment. Very different from when ish played. Very different Too Much by Luther.
Ish
That wasn't my first song. You asked.
Ice
No, not one of those. Can't knock the hustle.
Joe Budden
It was the R. Kelly and H joint from the best of both worlds. Girl, you know you're kind of man.
Ice
In the mirror, right?
Joe Budden
I think it was before I let go criminal. Oh, my God. When the last time anybody listened to Beyonce? Country album here.
Parks
It's been a little while.
Ice
The day it dropped week. It dropped the night.
Parks
I was doing a couple times after that, but nope, not a ton.
Joe Budden
Every day. I knew it. That boy right there, boy. All right, well, now I got exposed with you. And Mel was laughing at behind the scenes since you listen to it every day. Look.
Mel
How me and Mel was laughing at it.
Corey
These two were crying.
Joe Budden
They was in tears when I walked in.
Corey
Oh, sorry.
Joe Budden
Like holding your stomach crying from North Philly. Now I will give you all a chance to tell it yourselves. Without my line. Twist.
Ice
I already did.
Joe Budden
Oh, y'all.
Ice
Before you came in. Already did.
Joe Budden
Holy shit.
Ice
Yeah, we Know we know how to. We professionals.
Joe Budden
Get the hell out. We professionals. Now.
Ice
You gotta get that shit out before you get here.
Ish
Pause.
Joe Budden
Yeah. Cause I'm gonna get the line.
Ice
Put the twist on it.
Joe Budden
Mel, you can't laugh at that.
Corey
I can't.
Ish
I said don't send it to her.
Corey
I can laugh because they signed up for.
Ish
That was funny, son.
Corey
Stockholm, that donkey kick was hilarious.
Joe Budden
Sorry.
Corey
Yeah.
Joe Budden
You can't laugh at that and do the minimum. Even though I did learn something, I.
Parks
Did learn a lot.
Joe Budden
I did learn something from your. I've been joking around and yo, y'all. That take my. My Melfor Podcast Joe jokes the wrong way. I will apologize if y'all think I was really sincerely kicking Mel Ford's podcast back in or flip even though I was. But I don't mean it. I don't mean it. It's like supportive jokes. And I did learn something.
Corey
Okay, what'd you learn?
Joe Budden
I had no idea that the older you get, the less. I didn't know that.
Corey
The less. A lot of less.
Ish
I didn't know that.
Joe Budden
Less lubricated it is. I didn't know that.
Corey
Well, yeah, that's.
Joe Budden
We ain't shooting up.
Ice
No.
Corey
Even doesn't necessarily affect everybody shooting at.
Joe Budden
The 60 year old. I mean, we still in our bed.
Corey
Yeah, so am I.
Ice
So.
Ish
But even the old work I've had.
Joe Budden
In my life, it still get wet, right? Like wetty wetty.
Corey
It's not fire.
Joe Budden
Like super wet. And if your shit still gets super wet, with respect, then you shouldn't be able to give or do a podcast about the bitches that's dry.
Corey
I can. I'm. I am doing a podcast.
Joe Budden
You said it. I heard it in your voice, like you was trying to relate. And it gets drier down there.
Corey
Well, I mean, you know, I mean, I'm performative to a certain extent, but I'm also commiserating because there's shit that I do know a little bit about from my own. From my own symptoms, but that thankfully.
Joe Budden
But it's not you.
Corey
Thankfully. That was not one of mine.
Joe Budden
That's you hoes. Hey, hey. I'm relating to y'all, but I ain't really for real. I'm still me. The.
Corey
Yeah.
Joe Budden
It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. Oh, man.
Corey
Uncomfortable.
Ice
I shut the up.
Mel
I got nothing to say.
Joe Budden
Nothing about what?
Ice
Nothing.
Joe Budden
Anything.
Ice
Nothing.
Joe Budden
You're also a. Yep. Yep. And if a 60 year old in the bed drive. Did she get to stay tonight? She stay in there or they should be Cool with rejection. All right, Ma T, shoulder tap. All right, now I'm about to head to work.
Parks
4:00Am Just lube up.
Corey
There's that.
Mel
That's a big part of it, right?
Joe Budden
Give him a little yeast. Give him a little yeast infection.
Corey
Oh, my God.
Joe Budden
Pour this bottle of lube down here. Get it nice and yeasty. You're 60 with A. Yeast is nasty.
Mel
When's the next episode come out?
Corey
It's coming up next Tuesday.
Joe Budden
Oh, good.
Mel
I'm looking forward to it.
Joe Budden
She skipped this week for election week even though she can't vote.
Mel
That's smart move.
Corey
Thank you. Quite a few people decided to, you know, put their content on pause during this week. Because this week is not just today. It's for the rest of the fucking week. Because we know that there's going to be challenges.
Mel
Government could be getting overthrown.
Joe Budden
Right.
Mel
As people are watching this.
Corey
That part. So I just didn't feel like I wanted to.
Joe Budden
If the government is being overthrown, I want people to stop watching this right now. Go do something important. Turn us.
Ish
If the government is being overthrown, people gonna come, right? To see Joe Button podcast so I could get my laughs off.
Mel
Exactly.
Joe Budden
Well, shit. Some of y'all out there voted for the nigga that sent niggas up there January 6th. So, I mean, hey, y'all turned CNN on and did. Wasn't deterred. And, oh, by the slit.
Ice
They was cheering him on. Yeah.
Joe Budden
If the rape didn't do it January 6th really had y'all like, all right, it's cool. Vern, my man, still. Oh, I gotta call Vern after that little Puerto Rican thing he did after they went up there and said Puerto Rico is a. I spoke to him. He's still down with him.
Ish
He voted yesterday and put it on the story. I just voted for Trump.
Mel
I never.
Joe Budden
Vern, Puerto Rican or Dominican?
Ish
He half and half.
Ice
You both.
Joe Budden
All right. She's 1/2. A little more than probably speaking of Puerto Ricans. All right, enough is enough. Who is Pat Joe's publicist? Yo, this is at the dnc. He's at the Comma Love Convention. He's at the Rucker. He's at the Garden. He performed at the World Series. When does Fat Joe go to bed? Enough now. Enough.
Ish
Nope.
Joe Budden
Enough. And shout to Shannon. Way to book in that. Way to book in. The year starting with Katt Williams ended with Kamala.
Mel
That's amazing. And you don't get. You don't get Kamala. If you don't start with Cat, you.
Joe Budden
Don'T get nobody if you don't start with cat.
Ish
Don't go like that.
Joe Budden
That cat shit broke the algorithm. Shout out to YouTube for shadow band in that Rogan Trump interview. Yeah, nigga, fuck. You thought take that to X. Yeah.
Ice
That'S what they do.
Joe Budden
They play.
Ice
It's tech games.
Joe Budden
Rogan knew that he was going to catch that Cat Williams interview. He knew that was his plan. I'm beating that.
Parks
He might have came close. When I looked at it, I watched it on YouTube. You told me it was 30 million in the first day.
Joe Budden
Where YouTube.
Mel
That's.
Joe Budden
Yeah, but YouTuber raised that. Yeah, YouTube sent the mouse back. Now, he did go over to x and Eclipse 70 million or something like that, but Jesus, we all do that on X. X numbers inflated like a.
Ice
It's at 45 right now.
Joe Budden
One way. YouTube.
Ice
YouTube.
Joe Budden
Oh, that's with the chat started creeping up. Put my foot in my mouth.
Ice
And that's 10 days.
Joe Budden
Rogan is bigger than CNN and FOX and all of them combined. Like, combined. So you gotta find, pick and choose your spot to shit on Rogan. Try to act like he ain't no kill. Tony. That is your friend. The. The way I read it. The way I read it, he acted like that. He's like, I told Tony that that wasn't the best joke. It's. You didn't do that joke. And I ain't seen him since. I was like, yeah, I bet, buddy.
Ice
Yo, he did Trump 10 days ago. That's at 45 right now. Five days ago, he did Vance, which is at 14. Who's Vance?
Joe Budden
Oh, the dude, the VP.
Mel
He might be vice president right now.
Joe Budden
I skipped over that name too.
Ice
We got Elon. Elon just dropped.
Mel
How he doing?
Ice
That's at 9.5 right now.
Joe Budden
Bad built body, bitch.
Ice
And that dropped 23 hours ago.
Joe Budden
Oh, Eli got the worst body in the world. Yo, I think it's shaped like a two, bro.
Ish
That thing crazy.
Joe Budden
He looks horrible.
Ice
Crazy.
Joe Budden
And don't hit the tan in bed ever. Like, he like that little alien.
Ish
I don't think he's seen. No, son.
Joe Budden
He like that alien looking guy.
Ish
Next time you go on that rocket, go up to the side.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ish
Wrong crazy dog.
Joe Budden
Wrong vibe. He's plummixed. All right, let me end this. Because Mark looked tired in hour four. Look a little sleepy in hour four. Got that Itis chicken. That's racist. On election day. Yo, shout everybody voted out there.
Parks
Why is this like the voting song?
Mel
Barack Obama started this.
Joe Budden
Barack. I was looking at the tv. Boo. We did it. What? We did we won. Yeah, exactly. Yo, I really hope by the time y'all are hearing or watching this that Kamala was able to get something done, man, get something shaken. I'd like to be alive to witness that type of history for real. In the event that she did. Congratulations to her. I know Laon Bell said he's leaving America if Trump doesn't win.
Ice
Bye bye. Bye bye.
Joe Budden
Peace. That's why you paid for that feature and he gave you a whack verse. I remember. I ain't forget. Listen, man, keep us in your prayers. Lord knows each and every. Every one of us deserve to be there, need to be there. Please pray for us. Until next time, I bid you Ado farewell. Adios. Are vista aro. So long. Goodbye. And if Trump wins, grab you some. What the vest is made of Kevlar. Grab some Kevlar. They letting the killer migrants in. They gonna get you.
Ish
And calling for a purge.
Joe Budden
Yeah. No, for real. Y'all hold it down out there. Remember, life is a series of moments. And moments pass. Rest in peace. To the great. To the great. The phenomenal. Best to ever do it. Quincy Jones. Life is a series of moments and moments pass. So let's make that moment last as if it's all we have. And lastly, the baddies are insecure, the stagnant. Women want to travel and the close minded women want you to teach them things. Grab you with Tylenol. You may need it. Also, I did go and check the records. As it turns out I did Michelle before Ish. I just went and checked. Round of applause. Round of applause. Man, it was around 01ish. Got there like late. 02, late. Oh, seen my robe hanging up still.
Mel
Fuck.
Joe Budden
Seen my robe in the closet, man. Still did his numbers. That's my man. Any final words? Yeah. Hopefully y'all enjoyed our election day pod. None of us here are civilized with the exception of Mark. No matter how many times Mel try to laugh with him. Get the out of here. Do we have any final words? Is there anything pressing on our hearts, souls and spirits that we need to get out to an audience of millions before we return on Friday?
Corey
I wonder who Michelle would say is better.
Parks
Okay, tune into the Patreon.
Corey
You guys ever wonder?
Joe Budden
Do you wonder that?
Corey
I mean, yeah, since you guys been talking about it. It's just a curiosity. Do you guys ever wonder that?
Joe Budden
No. He's six.
Ish
She's six.
Joe Budden
Seven years older than me. Seven years my senior.
Corey
So what does that mean? It probably means he's got more experience, so he's better.
Parks
Remix.
Joe Budden
Hey, come on. Flipped it on. You would flip it in favor him fuck her.
Ice
Oh my God.
Corey
I'm just asking.
Joe Budden
And I'll tell you one thing. If you're fine, Michelle, don't send them my way. I popped, but it was annoying. I popped that in Def Jam too. Get out. Tyson, Gail, my office for a second. They told. What's smelling up in here? Oh my God. Hey, sometimes your sex holders don't match. And anyway, just for the record, because my girl listens. I'm talking about 2001.
Corey
Yeah, you know you made that clear.
Joe Budden
02. Like many, many, many, many y'all made that clear. Many, many, many, many, many years ago.
Ice
D.C. sniper, years ago, Black Planet.
Joe Budden
Yo, do y'all know I left that Patreon and went to turn on the doc for the DC sniper. Don't you know they said that was 02.
Corey
Yeah.
Ice
No, and they was wrong too, right?
Ish
Yes.
Mel
When did you think it was?
Joe Budden
When did I think it was?
Ish
08.
Joe Budden
08 09? 2010.
Mel
Oh, yeah. No.
Joe Budden
Somewhere around here. I just remember where I was. But clearly you weren't. Clearly I was wrong. Or the powers that be that control the media that we consume on a day to day basis.
Mel
Boom.
Ish
Modified it.
Joe Budden
Hit the reset.
Ish
Just because of you.
Joe Budden
Hit the reset. Not just because of me. I mean, it's not me. Listen, they telling me Sinbad wasn't in what movie? That was Shazam. They told me Sinbad wasn't in Shazam.
Ice
Yo, speaking of which, I've seen Shazam. You probably think Five Heartbeats.
Corey
What about it?
Ice
You know his name is Eddie King, not Eddie Kane.
Joe Budden
No, it's not.
Mel
He's right. It's Eddie King.
Ice
It's Eddie King.
Joe Budden
No, it's not. It's Eddie Kane.
Ish
For cultural reference, I wouldn't care if the nigga name was K I N G. G, G, G, G. That nigga's.
Mel
Name is Eddie Kane.
Ice
His name is Eddie King. Georgia.
Mel
That's cause y'all from the north and y'all got the northern ears. It's Eddie King. K I N G. My family from Georgia. But it's Eddie King, K I n.
Joe Budden
G. And they were just pronouncing it like King.
Mel
I just grew up here in the southern accent all the time. When I hear Eddie Kang Jr. I hear K I n G. Yeah.
Corey
Yeah, that tracks like Martin Luther the Kang.
Mel
Yeah. Or like you never eaten at Kang's.
Parks
Oh.
Ish
That'S who got your pitch up.
Joe Budden
Oh, man, that's it right there.
Ish
Now I go with that one.
Joe Budden
Lastly, even if that is his name.
Ice
So that name is Eddie Kane.
Joe Budden
Never go with him. Eddie Kang, ever. Lastly, before I let y'all go, M may have to push back. Podsgiving. What? May have to do it the next Friday, following Friday. I'm trying to pick a day, but I forgot. It all falls on the chefs.
Parks
Why would we do it till Tuesday?
Joe Budden
I don't want to pull a chef away from their family on Thanksgiving and then come fly to. You know, ain't nobody local.
Ice
So the six.
Joe Budden
Nobody doing unlocal. Okay. Never doing unlocal.
Ice
That's fine.
Joe Budden
And how y'all feel about a dude chef? I'm looking at you.
Ish
She fire.
Joe Budden
I said a dude.
Ice
Can he cook? First of all, fuck what the chef look like.
Corey
Who it is?
Ice
Can he cook?
Joe Budden
Can he cook?
Ice
I don't care about what the chef look like.
Joe Budden
And he's hung.
Ice
I wouldn't know. I wouldn't know. Can he cook?
Joe Budden
Look at you coming to work that day. Give him some of that old dry shit.
Ice
Yo, you can't say that.
Joe Budden
She does a pot anyway. Yes, the dude can cook.
Ice
I don't give a fuck.
Joe Budden
So you don't care?
Ice
No, I don't. Look at the chef.
Joe Budden
You care. Oh, you ain't coming nowhere. You care about a dude chef or a girl chef?
Mel
I don't care.
Joe Budden
You don't care?
Corey
Nobody cares.
Parks
Barks. No one cares.
Joe Budden
Rem Is here. Never mind.
Parks
Would it matter if she wasn't?
Ice
I think you might be the only one that care about that joke.
Joe Budden
I don't care about it, nigga. I hired dude in Arby, but that's why I brought it up. The nigga chefs is kicking these bitches in the ass.
Ice
All right?
Joe Budden
Bitches just keep putting the rice in the pineapple and thinking that's gonna get it done. Sorry.
Ice
Get a nigga chef in here. I don't care about that.
Corey
I don't remember.
Joe Budden
Yeah, they put in fried rice. They cutting pineapple. They put the fried rice in there. They making, like, a thing.
Parks
They make shit cute.
Joe Budden
Yeah, that's what he's trying to say. Plating it.
Ice
You bring me some rice and the pineapple. We don't have a problem in this motherfucker. I'm gonna tell you right now, I.
Ish
Ain'T making enough money to.
Joe Budden
If it's good, you gonna eat it. If they know what they're doing, you gonna eat it.
Ice
I'm gonna be hot.
Ish
I ain't making enough money.
Joe Budden
No, you're not. You're gonna love every second of it. And you did but it's tax time, so I ain't gonna expose you.
Corey
That shit was good.
Ish
Yeah.
Ice
I got nothing to say now, huh? Back right on down.
Ish
None of that matters to me around tax.
Ice
It don't matter. Counting so good. I'm practically living tax free. You heard?
Ish
Ho.
Joe Budden
Well, I mean. And you get that check?
Ish
What check?
Joe Budden
It's for tax season.
Ice
The refund?
Joe Budden
Yeah. Can you get in that check?
Ish
I haven't gotten a tax.
Joe Budden
Wait, when?
Ish
20 years.
Joe Budden
You she Shoot.
Mel
Basically you get a refund check.
Joe Budden
Wait, that's bad.
Ice
We not doing this. Don't let him trip y'all.
Joe Budden
Yo, don't let.
Mel
I'm not going. I'm not following.
Joe Budden
Mark. You should not be able to get a refund at the end of the part. I'll. I'll fly this to the beginning. All right, man. We going hopefully on enjoyed that shit if you didn't. Fuck it.
Ice
We enjoyed making it.
Joe Budden
Fuck it. We failed. We failed you by me.
Podcast Summary: The Joe Budden Podcast – Episode 773 | "Use It Or Lose It"
Release Date: November 6, 2024
Host: The Joe Budden Network
Duration: Approximately 2 hours
The episode kicks off with Joe Budden initiating a lively conversation with his co-hosts Ish and Ice. The hosts set a casual and humorous tone, teasing each other about personal anecdotes and establishing a relaxed atmosphere.
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The hosts delve into a discussion about gift-giving etiquette, coining the term "gift shamer." They debate the appropriateness of openly rejecting gifts based on personal preferences versus maintaining gratitude regardless of the present's value.
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Transitioning to parenting, the conversation shifts to handling children's defiant behavior. The hosts share personal experiences about setting boundaries, the impact of saying "I said so," and the evolving nature of children's responses as they grow older.
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A significant portion of the episode focuses on Election Day. Joe Budden and the hosts discuss their personal voting experiences, challenges with voter registration, and the importance of exercising their democratic rights. They also address the skepticism surrounding voter eligibility among their peers.
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The hosts engage in an extensive analysis of various music albums and artists, emphasizing Quincy Jones' monumental legacy. They debate the merits of classic albums like Michael Jackson's "Thriller," "Bad," and Nas's "Illmatic." Lil Wayne's potential Super Bowl performance is scrutinized, comparing his impact to that of icons like Kanye West and Prince.
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Interspersed with topic-focused discussions, the podcast features personal stories about relationships, friendships, and interactions with well-known personalities. The dialogue often shifts rapidly, integrating humor and occasional tensions among the hosts.
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Towards the end, the conversation takes a more introspective turn, discussing emotional struggles, personal growth, and the impact of adversity on one's life and career. The hosts reflect on their past experiences, the importance of resilience, and the lessons learned from overcoming challenges.
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In the concluding segment, the hosts wrap up their discussions with final thoughts, shoutouts, and reminders to listeners about upcoming content. The episode ends on a high-energy note, celebrating the camaraderie among the hosts and their shared experiences.
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Navigating Personal Relationships: The dynamic interactions among hosts reveal the complexities of friendships and professional relationships within a creative team.
Civic Engagement: Emphasis on the importance of voting and being informed citizens, reflecting real-world political engagement.
Musical Legacy: Deep dives into the impact of legendary figures like Quincy Jones and the ongoing influence of seminal albums in shaping the music industry.
Adversity and Resilience: Personal stories underscore the significance of overcoming obstacles and maintaining perseverance in the face of challenges.
Humor and Banter: The episode balances serious discussions with light-hearted humor, showcasing the hosts' chemistry and camaraderie.
Conclusion:
Episode 773 of "The Joe Budden Podcast" titled "Use It Or Lose It" offers a multifaceted conversation covering personal anecdotes, political engagement, musical analysis, and the intricacies of personal relationships. The hosts engage listeners with their candid dialogue, providing both entertainment and insightful discussions on topics that resonate with a wide audience.
Note: This summary captures the essence and key segments of the episode. For a complete experience, tuning into the full podcast is recommended.