
Joe returns and begins with sharing his feelings about the cast and the JBP episodes in his absence before the crew of Marc, Melyssa, Parks, & QueenzFlip dive into Jay-Z’s accuser having major inconsistencies in her allegations as Hov and his...
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Joe Budden
The thoughts, views, and opinions expressed by this podcast whose bullet is hosts are for entertainment purposes only. I repeat, it is not serious. It is not real. No one is exposing, revealing, indicting, or telling you anything about themselves. Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals who do not have your best interests at heart or our own. Enjoy the show. We are. We live. We good. We good. We good. We good. All right, all right, all right.
Mal
Yeah. Very critical. Welcome back.
Joe Budden
Thank you.
Parks
Welcome back.
Joe Budden
Thank you. Thank you, guys.
Ish
We miss you so much, man.
Joe Budden
Happy to be here. I missed each one of you as well. Thank you, guys.
Parks
We helped out.
Ish
We did our best.
Joe Budden
Thank you. Better than. Better than that. Better than your best. Wow. Yeah, man. You guys kill. You guys kill. Highly appreciative and grateful to each one of you.
Ish
Thank you, man. There's a lot of Internet speculation.
Flip
A lot of fodder.
Ish
A lot of fodder.
Flip
That's a lot of fodder going on, is there?
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Flip
Yeah.
Ish
If I didn't see one more think piece, one more video, one more secret.
Flip
Plot that they would tell had their 10 hats on.
Ish
Oh, my God.
Joe Budden
What were they saying?
Ish
That this was a strategy, that you were faking, that you were never coming back.
Joe Budden
I saw some of that. I saw some of that. Every time something happened, they think that I just had, like, some type of brain trust somewhere and this is an evil plot to some type of bigger play.
Flip
It started off with concern. A lot of concern.
Joe Budden
Not a lot.
Ish
Not a lot.
Joe Budden
Not a lot.
Ish
It was a little bit of hate.
Joe Budden
As much concern as I would have liked, right? For putting out the. Yo, man. Really going through some shit. Y'all hold me down out there. It was like an hour of damn, hope he good. After that, it went right back to.
Flip
I think. I think it was because you were posting in story that, you know, shit just looked real, you know, normal, regular, regular, outside of the pocket.
Joe Budden
How should it look when people are going through something?
Flip
Number one, cricket, Cricket, chirp, chirp. Maybe nothing.
Joe Budden
It wasn't a lot. They didn't get much. I was in the mall and they opened up a yeti store and I was excited about it. So I went in there to far caught the camouflage. Yeti. Yeti people are like, oh. The rest of y'all was like, oh, he good. He's buying coffee cups. Like, what is the correlation there? I was up in yeti. That was like a retail therapy type of thing.
Flip
Oh, I understand. I understand.
Ish
People are irrational. If you could do yeti, you could do a four hour podcast and a patriot.
Joe Budden
Yeah, yeah. And then Parks comes on air and he says, yeah, man, was just with Joe last night filming.
Ish
That did not happen.
Joe Budden
I was just with Joe last night shooting some shit, man.
Parks
Letting them know that you're all right.
Joe Budden
No, no and no. No.
Mal
People were worried, man. They want to send you flowers. They want to, they want to know where you at, how's home?
Joe Budden
Well, not even.
Mal
They think you, they think you avoiding the topics.
Ish
Oh, that was.
Joe Budden
Some of that.
Ish
I saw some of that stuck in all the smoke.
Mal
Here's my problem with you, though. My problem with you is that while you were going through something and we were concerned, you were really going through something because you didn't even answer your niggas. I called you mad times, text you mad times and I'm not going to take the time to address it here, but just, I'm letting you know that that is on the tip of my brain.
Ish
I didn't have that problem. Thank you for that good 30 minute talk.
Joe Budden
Wow.
Ish
Just really being able to process some things.
Joe Budden
Oh, so it was a great talk.
Flip
He responded, don't worry, Flip, I'm with you. He didn't respond to my shit either.
Joe Budden
I dubbed the shit out of Mel and Flip.
Flip
Totally.
Ish
Yep, he did.
Joe Budden
I dubbed the absolute shit out of Mel and Flip. Hitting me number one, you not never going to talk to me no more after I'm going through something. It take me one time to learn. I had that little fight in the club and told you first and I was in the news cycle for months.
Mal
Yeah, they called.
Joe Budden
That will be the end of you knowing something first and Mel. Yeah. Nah, fuck outta here.
Flip
I mean, I just, I hope everything's okay.
Joe Budden
No, no, don't take my, my, don't take my tea and hit the girl group chat with what's going on with me. You just talk too much, period. So all it take is somebody at Target. Hey, what's up with Joey? Ain't been on. Well, you know, I just text him this morning and. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Mal
I felt the way about that.
Joe Budden
I know you did, but why I. I'm here, I'm here. I love you.
Mal
I felt the way.
Joe Budden
If I'm going through something, I'm all right. I'm probably one of the strongest people each of you know.
Mal
I just felt the way. Cause you know, I just reached out to my man, see what's up, you know, kept you updated in real time and then you just, you just, you.
Joe Budden
Gonna know if something ain't right with me. It's gonna be on the news. Swing. I tell my girl. Text me when you're home. Get home.
Ish
Why?
Joe Budden
What the fuck are you gonna do?
Mal
That's something. Because when you feel like you're close with somebody, it's. It's comforting that they tell you themselves. You feel good about it. You feel that they trust you enough to share information with you. You don't want to find out in real time with the news. Who the you think you are, huh? We don't want to find out real time. Love you. So what you need to do is just stop showing love and make not love. You come in here like, and that's it.
Joe Budden
Well, I love y'all.
Mal
Love you.
Joe Budden
You can't. I love you.
Mal
I'm like, wait, what happened to my man? I'm ready to ride for you all the way. I don't care.
Joe Budden
Everything is okay.
Mal
I don't care. You made it like that. You keep coming in the pod. I love you. Give it extra little tugs and that manipulating you be doing to make feel good in the moment. Oh, yo, you killed it. Y'all pointing that little stupid point. Yeah, you do that to make feel good. And then when something happened. That is crazy. Why do you build me up Buttercup, baby? Just to let me down, nigga.
Flip
That's hilarious.
Joe Budden
No, that is funny. He's crazy.
Ish
Yo, you held it down though, Flip.
Mal
Appreciate that.
Ish
Hey, Mike, Flip held it down, man. Thank you a lot of respect.
Joe Budden
Gag.
Mal
Critical gag.
Parks
Give him his flowers, man.
Joe Budden
I did. I started this with thank everybody. And I'm super appreciative and grateful to each member. I worked on that in the mirror. Yeah, I worked on saying that each and every day. You guys really did a really phenomenal job. Thank you for doing your job.
Parks
Holy shit.
Joe Budden
So, no, I was real happy that Flip didn't miss an episode while I was gone. I was happy that he a miked. Right. Yeah. Thank you. The last time I brought up to the crew that other people should try a miking in the event that I'm gone, just so we could see. They cursed me out, really? Oh, they cursed me out. It's. Oh, we picked Flip. Flip wanna do it? Let Flip do it. Fuck you, Joe. That's what they said. That was it.
Ish
So I think Mel want to do it.
Flip
It was.
Parks
She did a little coy.
Ish
She was squeezing.
Flip
Yeah, it was a nice flow. I really. I think that it was a really great.
Mal
Yeah, she pushes me to the front too. Like, that's the. Oh, shit code.
Joe Budden
Cody to the front, you know, everybody look real loose and free. Everybody had personal stories to share.
Mal
Ice was dancing to reggae music that.
Ish
I know.
Mal
You was like, what?
Joe Budden
On the Sunday, Paul. Okay. It's your man, huh?
Parks
Someone's got to hold him down.
Joe Budden
I haven't seen you.
Mal
What's wrong with you? You boy.
Joe Budden
But you can't say that.
Mal
You can't.
Joe Budden
Yeah, you just gotta, like, thank each member. Park said that the. That he saw something online that said the United Health Care Killer had that on. And you said a bulletproof vest.
Flip
Yeah.
Parks
That wasn't what I was referring to. Is that true?
Joe Budden
What else happened? I got a list. I don't know. I don't know if we want to get to it now.
Mal
I can't wait till you get to it. I just want to see. I want to get into your mind. I know. No, it was killing you, nigga. I know. You sat there.
Joe Budden
No, not even. Not even. Actually, I was proud. I was. I was very happy that it happened. To see that it could happen. Yeah. So, yeah, give me a fucking month or two weeks or three weeks off sometime. Give me a break. Instead of just getting trampled all over.
Mal
I know you was looking at. He was looking at Ish, like, you mother. You want to be happy. Ish.
Joe Budden
And Mel. Oh, the chemistry.
Mal
The chemistry was lit.
Joe Budden
Oh, shit.
Mal
You been trying to work on. They waited till you leave. They wait. Why, I oughta. They was jelly and all that, man.
Joe Budden
Yeah, you wouldn't believe it. Oh, man. Almost like somebody would have envisioned during the hiring process. Oh, man. Ever hired two niggas thinking it's going to be a slam dunk, and then they just fight for a year until you leave, like, oh, got it.
Flip
For the greater good.
Joe Budden
Mel, they said you seemed a little more free. How did you guys feel? And then I'm starting this shit.
Mal
We felt good.
Joe Budden
I felt good.
Ish
I feel the same.
Mal
But, yeah, teamwork was good.
Joe Budden
Consummate professional, though.
Ish
Well, it's not that I'm new. It's because I'm new. But like, these y'all cats, like, I can see Mel in particular, right? When I watched the ones I wasn't there for, Mel seemed like the male that I saw the first time I watched you when you were mystical.
Joe Budden
Video.
Flip
Do not put a battery in his back.
Ish
What? Is that bad to say? I'm not being.
Flip
Yes.
Ish
Oh, no, no. I mean, it's a good thing. I thought it was a compliment.
Flip
Okay.
Ish
You killed it.
Flip
Thank you.
Ish
You killed it.
Mal
Get on the floor right there.
Joe Budden
Sing it.
Mal
Mel was ill. Yeah, what's up, man?
Ish
I watch that back like, oh, look at what's up.
Mal
Hey, I thought Joe was piercing the screen. He pointed at the tv. Mel was.
Flip
Yeah, yeah, we know.
Mal
Hey, intro was fired, though.
Joe Budden
The intro.
Ish
Metro was fired.
Joe Budden
Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. Your year. Your year should never happen again. Please don't ever let Mel get a year off in my absence.
Flip
I did that wrong, too.
Joe Budden
It's over for your urine days.
Mal
It sound like you were yodeling.
Joe Budden
It's totally over for that stupid ass fan. Oh, look how male pods when Joe's not stepping all over her. Fuck.
Ish
No.
Joe Budden
That went crazy for a little bit. I couldn't wait to come step all over over for that freedom. Freedom fighter. Give women a voice here. Giving women voices while I'm going. You crazy. All right. No, I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. All right.
Flip
What you got for us?
Joe Budden
All right, all right. Well, you want Parks to start?
Flip
No, no, no, no, no.
Joe Budden
So you want to start? What y'all want?
Mal
What y.
Flip
We're excited.
Joe Budden
We're excited to see what you see. Brother Ice is here with us in spirit. He can tell you what he's going through when he gets back.
Parks
He's a lot of the weather. That's it.
Joe Budden
Yeah, he's under the weather. That's a good way to put it. He wasn't when I called and said, hey, you coming into work all right? Ish. You come in later, Call out an hour later. Yo, he's got. All right, all right, all right, all right. Yeah. I mean, hold up. I want to allow the floor to my goals. Oh. Oh, it feels good. It feels good to be where I'm supposed to be being a dick. I love it. I love it. Mic check, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1,2, 1, 2. Salutations. Shout to the first and last time listeners out there pe. Shout to wherever you might be listening from all the real niggas and real nigettes out there.
Mark
I'm going down the street, my lady.
Joe Budden
Yeah. I mean, back where it started. Kind of almost had to come. Who said I couldn't come back to the hood? Who said that? You know, I caught her with another man. Always for the ladies.
Ish
Always for the ladies out there.
Joe Budden
Shout to the parents listening. All the teachers, all the postal workers, everybody in the courts, the lawyers and.
Mal
All that, shout out to y'all.
Joe Budden
Nine to fivers, what's good? I heard you shot your woman down. All the subgroups out there. That's almost blasphemous. To do that, but a little bit.
Parks
But it's cool.
Joe Budden
It's okay. Get comfy, man. Get back acclimated in my. In my seat.
Parks
You still don't hot, huh? You still know hot.
Joe Budden
We gonna see. We gonna see. We gonna see. Questioning the guard. You see him? Couple weeks. Couple weeks they get to questioning the boy. But it's cool, though. Always for the ladies. Always for the ladies out there. Yes, sir. Seen a whole bunch of fan niggas in the streets and shit. Shout to y'all. Here you go. I think this is Mel. Not Mel, but flipping Mark's first time pod in the spot in the digs. Got you. Mike. Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike. Wake it up out there. Keep this round of applause going for the best crew in the universe. What episode is this? And we have new Mel and Flip and Mark. Mark, Mark. What episode is this?
Parks
785.
Joe Budden
Welcome to episode 785 of the Joe Budden Podcast, brought to you by Fueled by Powered by Prize Mix. Watching you. I'm watching you. While I. A lot of lift on that one little part in the front of my. Hey, don't. Don't step on my drugs. Don't step on my drugs. Brought to you by a few by power by Prize Picks. I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, highly favorite host, Joe Budden, here with a few of my nearest and dearest. Big Parks is in the building. Our receding is different now. Big Parks is here. Mel is here. Flip is here. Mark is here. Poe is here. Corey is here. Erickson is here. Keebler and Ian are here. Tanner and Savon are here remotely. Ish and Ice are here with us. And spirit. And last but certainly not least, each and every one of you guys out there here with us. What's popping? What's popping? What's poppin? I was getting used to Tuesdays off. I ain't gonna hold you. I bet you I was. I was. What'd you say?
Ish
Say, must be nice.
Parks
Yeah.
Joe Budden
You got Fridays off.
Ish
Don't worry about that part.
Joe Budden
What's up, man? How y'all doing? How y'all doing?
Ish
I'm great.
Parks
Took me a while to get the set back, so I had a long night, but we here.
Joe Budden
This is. This is great.
Parks
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Hey, man, this is fucking nostalgia. Yeah. Mad magic was made. It was plenty of great times.
Mal
I'm just happy to see that you're back, bro.
Ish
That's it, man.
Joe Budden
Well, where did y'all think I was going?
Mal
Like, what are y'all Saying you wasn't communicating.
Joe Budden
What did y'all think? Did y'all was gonna have to pick up and just pod for life without me? What are y'all talking about again?
Mal
No, that's not your manic.
Ish
I mean, we're dramatic, right? First of all, we had pods given set up, and you sent a text saying we can't do pods given anymore. There's no pods giving there.
Joe Budden
No push back.
Ish
Push back. What you said is gotta cancel. And then you said you had an emergency, right?
Joe Budden
Yes.
Ish
So I didn't know. I mean, the biggest thought I had obviously was, you know, like family. No, I just got this job. I could lose the check. Oh. I don't know what he's going through. But how will it affect me, right? I've been through some shit before.
Joe Budden
Valid. That's a fair point. That's a fair point.
Ish
But my second thought was, I don't know if he's okay. And because, like, Flip was saying, like, you weren't super, like, communicative. I didn't know how bad it was, whether, you know. Cause some people are dramatic, particularly famous people. And so it could be something small, it could be something big. I didn't know. So I was just. We were just worried about you. I didn't want to worry about potting. Second, but I was really worried about this part.
Mal
Yeah, me too. Yeah, I was worried about you.
Ish
We really worried about you.
Mal
I mean, it's not like you said such a high. And also, like, not hearing from you and then having to come in. Not hearing from you and having to come in and do the job. I mean. I mean, shout out to Corey and shout out to Erickson and the team being there, but it's still not hearing from you. Not knowing what's going on and trying to get it all together. It was an interesting task for me. That's all.
Joe Budden
Y'all thought if something was really down, if I was really down bad. Did Corey just still be around chilling, watching you? You don't think he would have something better to do if, like, I was in, like, an emergency?
Ish
He military man?
Flip
No, exactly. He's proxy.
Ish
Yeah. He probably wouldn't have said shit. Been mouth clean. He could have. You could have been in the bathtub covering ice with your kidney out. Like, he wouldn't tell us. You know what I'm saying? He would just keep doing the job to keep things looking steady.
Mal
And he held it down.
Joe Budden
You know what?
Mal
Corey presence is needed, and it was very important why you weren't there. So, you know, I Think a bunch.
Joe Budden
Of things just happened at once. Like, there's no one thing to highlight. Like a bunch of different things just started happening in the same week. And I needed to go. I needed to go and deal with that before my blood pressure went too crazy. And listen, listen. Maybe on another date, maybe today, I got to see how I feel, but I'm dying to tell you all a little bit of what happened. I am absolutely dying to tell. It's the funniest shit in the world.
Parks
It really is.
Joe Budden
It's just not. It's not funny, but it's hilarious. It's a very. Joe.
Parks
It's only Joe could do this.
Ish
When are you going to share this?
Mal
Yeah, this thing is crazy.
Flip
I've been racking my brain.
Mal
You got to share. Got to share it, man.
Joe Budden
You can't pressure me.
Mal
No, no, no, don't worry.
Joe Budden
I mean, at some point, I am okay.
Mal
Please do.
Joe Budden
Y'all don't have a clue, do you? You don't know.
Ish
I have no fucking idea. All I have is my own theories.
Mal
I mean, so when you say that, I just want to let you know that while you think that I would use you for content, I know everything. And I just kept my mouth closed.
Joe Budden
I give you the punchline. Maybe I'll fill in the details of it later. I'll give you the punchline. I just slept. Walked somewhere that I shouldn't have slept. Walked.
Ish
What?
Mal
That's what happened.
Flip
For real?
Mal
Yes.
Joe Budden
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Flip
Okay.
Joe Budden
And you know how I sleep.
Flip
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Butt.
Mal
Ass.
Flip
Oh, my God.
Joe Budden
Butt, ass.
Ish
Oh, God.
Joe Budden
Nice.
Ish
Naked ass.
Joe Budden
Good. Naked sleepwalking. I just did it again. Oh, I did it again.
Mal
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Oh, I did it again.
Mal
Was swinging right.
Joe Budden
Nah.
Mal
Holy.
Joe Budden
Nobody could go through this stuff but me. It's only me.
Mal
It's got.
Joe Budden
It's only me. So you got to deal with that.
Ish
Everything.
Joe Budden
You got to deal with what comes with that.
Ish
Damn. I had, like, five. I wasn't nowhere near to some shit I would have.
Joe Budden
You would have never guessed.
Ish
Nigga, I could have guessed 50 in a way.
Parks
Impossible to guess.
Ish
Impossible.
Joe Budden
Yeah. Wow.
Parks
But when you hear. It's like, tracks. Yeah, it tracks.
Joe Budden
Oh, no. Wait till I give it to you. Pause. Wait till I really get. This is a story. This is a story. Oh, my Lord. Caused division between my parents. My mom and dad is beefing now.
Parks
Oh, shit.
Joe Budden
My mom and dad is beefing. Cause my dad was on vacation when I did it. He was in Dr. Shaking a Tail feather, and I was going through a storm. Nobody I really love. I tell When I'm going through like a storm for real, I don't want to impede on whatever he had going on there. So I didn't tell him. I told my mom. And then when I sent the cryptic, it wasn't cryptic, but my tweet out. My dad seen it and called me. I dubbed it. Then he called my mom. And I told my mom not to tell nobody. Cause I wanna tell my own sleepwalking stories. I don't think that's something. You just. Hey, man, you know our son be sleepwalking. I never even told my mom I'll be sleepwalking. I had to come clean, say, yo, mom, you know, I'll be. How do you even say that?
Ish
Yeah, that sounds.
Joe Budden
So anyway, my mom held it down. She ain't tell dad. And now they fighting about it.
Parks
Ah, they fight about it.
Joe Budden
It's juicy. It's juicy. It's juicy stuff. But that's what I have for you for now. At some other point, I'll fill in the details of it so we can all have a good laugh.
Parks
But it's funny in premise alone, I must say.
Ish
That's good enough.
Mal
Yeah, yeah, you can put to it.
Joe Budden
Yeah, it's funnier.
Parks
I know you'll put the sauce on it to make it funnier, but no.
Joe Budden
I don't need to. It's really this funny.
Mal
Is there any cure for sleepwalking, Joe? Did you look into that?
Joe Budden
I don't know. All the clinical neurologists and doctors that I've spoken to say it all come from stress. And I turn on my fucking tv. See, y'all just stress free. Just. Wow.
Ish
Niggas bogling and shit.
Joe Budden
Look at that. See, niggas do the kid and play. I'm free as a bird, ain't it? Yeah. So he say stress, but who knows? Who knows? We'll. We'll see.
Mal
I don't.
Joe Budden
I never sleepwalk and get into some snazzy. It's always some dumb. Just stupid. It's never like, you know, my parents got to worry. You might not walk somewhere and fall out a window.
Parks
Yeah, that's a concern.
Joe Budden
No, no, I'm not stupid.
Mal
Sleepwalking, it's not debatable.
Joe Budden
Maybe, maybe, maybe. But yeah, no need to. No need to worry. No need to have concern. I'm. I'm safe. I'm healthy. My blood pressure is low.
Ish
That's good, good, good.
Joe Budden
Blood pressure's a lot low vacation to do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Little morning commute over here, huh? Yeah. Out there with the nine of F. Tunnel. Oh, my God.
Ish
Oh, my.
Flip
Oh, my God.
Joe Budden
In the mornings, they be them niggas. Write that down. All right. What's up, man? What's up? What y'all want to get into? Anything in the world y'all want, Please. Don't feel like I am stepping on anyone's Runway, huh? Wherever you want to go. Personal stories.
Mal
Hey.
Joe Budden
What'S up?
Ish
Well, today's my birthday.
Joe Budden
Oh, really?
Flip
Happy birthday.
Joe Budden
Oh, come on, man. Come on.
Mal
Today is Junior's birthday, too.
Ish
Oh, it's happy birthday. Nice. Happy birthday, Junior.
Joe Budden
Happy birthday, Junior. Happy birthday, Mark.
Ish
This is celebratory Hennessy here for the day.
Parks
There you go.
Joe Budden
All right. How old you turn?
Ish
46.
Joe Budden
46. All right.
Mal
Shout out to you, Mark.
Ish
I feel great.
Mal
Happy birthday, bro.
Joe Budden
Yo, I'm still laughing at.
Mal
Don't you say it.
Joe Budden
Hey, no, write it down. Write that down, please. Hey, somebody. Not this one, buddy. Not my first day back. Listen, I saw some of y'all out there saying, man, I hope when Joe gets back, he will address some of the topics that he missed that are really important. I would love to know his thoughts. No, no.
Parks
Yeah, you missed some.
Joe Budden
I'm not gonna do that.
Parks
We had to delve into some shit.
Joe Budden
I can't. I can't tell you. I could not be happier to have missed every topic that I missed. From Daniel Penny to the United Healthcare dude to Hov to Remy and Pap. I was home batting a thousand on not having to talk about none of these.
Ish
God saved you. But look, the whole one, I think is safe now.
Joe Budden
It is, yes.
Ish
You know, I've been. I've been watching, covering it, you know, trying to find an angle on this. Because, you know, I always want to stand with victims of violence, always want to stand with accusers, because most accusers are telling the truth. From what I can see, this is not one of those times. You know, when I first heard it and I heard the attorney, Andrew Busby being the attorney, I was already like, this looks shady. Cause I know his reputation as an ambulance chaser. As an ambulance chaser. Yeah. And just the way the story played out didn't make sense to me. But in the last 48 hours, it's been even more evidence. Like when she did that NBC interview.
Flip
I was like, okay, this ain't nail in the coffin.
Ish
Oh, my God, it was terrible. She said, my dad picked me up and brought me back home. It's a five hour drive. And I was like, if my kid asked me to pick her up and drive five hours, and I'd remember that shit 20 years from now.
Mal
And then when NBC spoke to the dad, the dad said he doesn't remember that happening.
Joe Budden
He don't believe and feels like he would remember it.
Mal
He would remember.
Parks
You would remember a trip from Rochester to Right. Wherever, New York.
Ish
Which is a nice way of saying my daughter's a fucking liar. Yeah, it's no, because I'd ride for my kid in general, of course. You know what I'm saying? But he's like, no, I can't do that. And then on top of that, they say, she says she watched the VMAs from the Jumbotron. They were like, we didn't have a Jumbotron that year. Yeah. But the thing that fucked my head up was when she said that she. She spent time at the VMAs with.
Joe Budden
That artist, Green Charlotte or something.
Ish
Yeah, one of the arts from that group.
Joe Budden
Yeah, Blink 180 to one of them.
Flip
Blink Charlotte.
Ish
Yeah, good Charlotte.
Joe Budden
Charlotte is.
Ish
And I was like, what? Two things made me say, she's not black, right? One was that of all the people that VMAs, that's who she remembered, right. I mean, come on, at 13. Then the second thing she said, I called my dad and he came to pick me up.
Joe Budden
Right.
Ish
I was like, between those two things, there are also.
Joe Budden
What threw me off was when she said my bathroom, when she said, yeah, I walked to the gas station and picked me up from the gas station. I'm like, it ain't but one or two gas stations.
Flip
All of Manhattan.
Joe Budden
Yeah. In Manhattan, period.
Ish
Right?
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ish
So none of this shit makes it. We went to a mansion. They fucking trace the match. They said, there's no mansion within 20 minutes, they said HOV was there. They had pictures of HOV somewhere else. @ the time where the thing was supposed to have happened, it was just like thing after, I was like, if you come after somebody with that much money, they're going to have investigators and trackers. They're going to be able to prove this shit if it didn't happen.
Joe Budden
Oh, man. I want to shout out to my Lotus gang those Lotus days. Hold up now. Yeah, big man, Lotus days. Those were the Lotus days. Are you shitting me? There's evidence. If dudes went to lotus after the VMAs and at that time, that is where you would go. And Lotus was not letting anybody 13 in there. And yeah, Puff didn't own a mansion back then. They did research there. They. Whoever did that interview, they did the research.
Ish
Yeah, but my favorite part in all of this is when Puffy's lawyer came at the end, it was like, yes, this is ludicrous. These are all false accusations. And hov's team's like, wait, wait, wait, wait. Don't let everybody slow down. Everybody slow down. Mr. Carter knows Mr. Combs professionally only.
Joe Budden
Yes.
Ish
They've spent time together as professionals at awards, basically. I don't know him. Like, I've done business with him. That's not my man. His cases are his cases. Ain't got shit to do.
Flip
We have no meaningful connection.
Ish
Yes. No meaningful connection. I was like, wow.
Joe Budden
And somehow the Internet was up in arms about that.
Ish
I understood.
Joe Budden
I saw people saying that we needed to rush in here and address that part of it.
Ish
And I'm like, no, I would do the same thing.
Joe Budden
I don't believe they were friends.
Flip
Yeah, I mean, I feel like I'm.
Joe Budden
On record as saying I don't believe that any of these industry niggas be friends. It's all for optics. It's all for business purposes. It's all for. They ain't chilling. They ain't chilling on fucking Thanksgiving.
Ish
Right.
Joe Budden
And if we cosplaying as friends and you get jammed up with the law, then I'm denouncing. I'm denouncing the friendship.
Mal
Right.
Joe Budden
What does it understand here?
Ish
Right?
Joe Budden
You were saying?
Flip
No, that's exactly what I was saying is like, I think that people take the optics of seeing Diddy at the Roc Nation brunches. That's usually like kind of the, you know, what people use as a gauge to judge, like, how close people are in the industry. And Jay Z is like, yeah, no, this is my shit. I show up, I shake hands, I kiss babies, and that's it. I'm out.
Ish
There is a level of Joe or Flip. I would hang with y'all. I would go to the club with y'all. I would go to the Roc Nation brunch with y'all. But do you know how fucking close we'd have to be to have sex with a 13 year old white woman? White girl. I mean, like, dead ass. I mean, obviously we wouldn't do that. Cause it's illegal and it's. But I'm just saying, like, to the level of crime that you're committing, you got to know that motherfucker going like, go to the. Go to the grave with that shit. They're not feeling like that.
Joe Budden
I never thought that they would be R word buddies or pedophilia.
Ish
That's what I'm saying.
Joe Budden
That ain't. I never Thought that.
Mal
Not once.
Joe Budden
Hov is really, really, really intelligent. Like, and I don't just mean, like, educated, like the way that his brain works. A lot of them people up there, the way they brain works, they got a different type of tick. I just don't see Hov making that mistake ever. Not that one.
Flip
Yeah, he's like, long term strategic, and he's extraordinarily private and has been forever.
Ish
Yeah.
Mal
You know, and he's patient.
Ish
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Now, I'm not close enough with anybody to know that, you know, who knows if there's a play after this with these people. I don't know if this is Busby's only play here. It just seemed like a bad. Seemed like a bad plan.
Ish
I don't think it is.
Joe Budden
I think it didn't seem, well, well done. Even his line about, hey, another law firm vetted this young girl before she got to me. All right, so you did know vetting. So you just acting off the information you received as an attorney.
Mal
If you're.
Ish
If you're a hustler, though, what you're. You're banking on two things. One, that 99, 90% of people just don't want the bad press, so they'll just pay you to go away. Right.
Joe Budden
Which is mostly the case. Yeah, I would assume.
Ish
But there's a second piece that most people don't assume is that even if you didn't do the thing that you're accused of, there's a chance that the only way you can disprove it is to say what you were doing. And that thing also might make you culpable. So, for example, if I wasn't where I was at the strip club, now you gotta explain to my why he's at that strip club. If you told your wife you were somewhere else or. I don't know. I was.
Joe Budden
I was.
Ish
I was so and so that night. And she can verify. Okay, well, now you. You know what I mean? So a lot of celebrities have so much dirt and do so much wild that they will run from. They'll settle. Not because they did that thing, but because if a light comes on everything, they gonna get exposed for something else. So they just. I've talked to celebrities all the time. Like, I didn't do that, man. But I was at this other thing.
Joe Budden
You got it? I could see that.
Ish
Yeah. That's what they're scared of.
Joe Budden
Yeah. Hov seems to be making quick work of this guy.
Ish
I ain't never seen nothing like it. I ain't never seen nobody get their ass Kicked like this, got the Roger.
Joe Budden
Goodell stamp the very next day. Hey, no. Business is fine. We're not. We're not gonna lose that relationship.
Ish
That's impressive.
Parks
Truly.
Joe Budden
Go home.
Ish
Yeah, I just. Last thing I want to say on this is just. I don't. I hate, though, that now all the people who don't believe any women, who don't believe any survivors, who don't believe any victims are now gonna be like, see, just like that shit with Hov. That's gonna be like.
Flip
That's gonna be justification.
Ish
Yeah. Like that's gonna be. They won. I hate that shit.
Joe Budden
I hate that they're even correlated. Right. Like in anything, there's gonna be liars. Like, that don't. That's a separate issue from the. The people out there that. I'm not just saying women, because it's not just women that are going through those types of. You know. I don't want to use the words. Yeah, but, yeah, it's not just girls, guys. It's little boys. It's up out there.
Ish
Yeah.
Parks
Yeah.
Joe Budden
And this is dark now.
Parks
It is.
Ish
Yeah. It's dark. Can I ask your opinion on something then?
Joe Budden
Sure.
Ish
And I'm asking you. I mean, I care about what all y'all think, but it's a Joe thing. So. My wife got the flu last week.
Joe Budden
Hopefully she feels better.
Ish
I don't know. I haven't been home. Oh, shit. So maybe that's. Hence the Joe part.
Joe Budden
Got it.
Ish
Yeah, she said she had 100. She had 105 degree fever. And. Yeah, it was like 104.9 to be exact. That's why it was real hot. Yeah, I really don't want the flu. So she. I said.
Mal
So.
Ish
I said, go to urgent care. And when she went to urgent care, I quickly packed all my things. I had to do my Al Jazeera show in D.C. anyway, that next morning. Now, I did take the baby.
Mal
Okay.
Parks
Okay.
Ish
And I thought back. I was talking to you on the phone. It looked like a kidnapping. I'm sure my neighbors thought I was. I was just throwing shit, grabbing random towels and fucking wipes and. And I threw him in that car. And I drove to D.C. and I haven't been home. I'm gonna come home after this show. It's my birthday, so you can't be. But so mad, some would argue, including my. No, no, no. Not me. I'm fine.
Joe Budden
Okay.
Ish
But yes. Might say what the. Like, you could have stayed here and took care of me. You could have been downstairs. We got enough space, you know? But I really don't want the flu.
Parks
As a married man. My wife is sick, or if I'm sick, vice versa. It goes both ways. One of us goes somewhere else. The guest bedroom, the basement, the air mattress. When I had Covid, I was just down here sleeping on the floor, like.
Ish
But not Washington.
Parks
That's a. This is. Yeah, it's a lot.
Mal
You just got up and left, man.
Joe Budden
Because if you get sick, you can't work. That's where. That's where it's tricky.
Parks
Yeah.
Ish
Right.
Joe Budden
And I'm assuming somebody has to go to work.
Ish
Somebody has to. Plus, I really don't want the flu.
Parks
I would you.
Ish
I don't want that.
Joe Budden
But they got new versions of that now.
Ish
Yo, she got the new one.
Joe Budden
Yeah, the flu. Ain't just the flu no more.
Ish
Her got wings and some. I don't know what the it is, but it's terrible. I don't want no parts of it.
Joe Budden
And that's kind of fire to be away from the house while your wife or your girl is sick, like. And have a good reason.
Mal
Yeah, but you had to take the baby.
Ish
I will take the baby.
Joe Budden
See, cuz you don't want the baby to get sick either.
Mal
Yeah.
Ish
I put him on YouTube. Ass. That's how I see it. I put YouTube on. I've been free for the last five days.
Joe Budden
Shout out. Went to Costa Nash Dream with the baby. Fuck is he talking about? I'd have been on a little tour. Your dad's got that baby in that little front book bag. We be in the streets. Yeah. I don't think you did nothing wrong. I don't think you did nothing wrong.
Ish
If Joe said I ain't doing nothing wrong, I ain't doing nothing wrong.
Mal
Is she mad?
Ish
I don't know.
Joe Budden
He'll find out. Wait, he ain't been on.
Flip
You've been there for five days, but you've spoken to her?
Ish
You can't get a tone.
Joe Budden
Text her.
Ish
You can't get a tone through text, Right?
Joe Budden
He texted her. Yeah, she's really mad.
Parks
Then you can get the tone through the text.
Ish
That's true. It's some short answers. Yeah, but she's been in and out of consciousness. She's been really tired, so I don't know, but it's my birthday, so I feel like that's the safe time to come home.
Mal
So do you know if she's feeling better now?
Ish
Oh, she's definitely better.
Joe Budden
Good. Oh, all right. So she's good enough for Pod Wives now? Oh, she's good enough As a pot wise.
Ish
Now she feeling good, now she got material. Oh, no, she wasn't coming before because them 30 bands you was talking about giving out.
Joe Budden
Whoa, giving out?
Ish
You said you get.
Mal
You said you gave.
Joe Budden
I didn't say about giving out.
Parks
She had to earn it, right?
Joe Budden
I mean, it wasn't like a regular. It wasn't like a monthly stipend. It wasn't like per diem. That was a one time shot.
Ish
That's a big. That's a nice shot.
Joe Budden
It's a one time shot. Sometimes you hit a shot from half court.
Mal
Enough, enough. You give out bread, he ruin it for your girl.
Ish
Bread stop all the time.
Mal
You can do enough with that soft shit, man.
Joe Budden
Y'all, Y'all could do it.
Mal
We can't do Paul Wild.
Ish
You ruining that.
Mal
You give out a lot of bread. Like you just make everything seem.
Joe Budden
I already told mine. I know how I'm gonna save money. I know I'm gonna save money. Not that I'm here to talk about it, but by giving her Amex. If I give her a card from my shit, I'll save mad money.
Mal
How would you put a limit on it?
Ish
How?
Joe Budden
Well, because cards have limits.
Ish
No, but you're.
Flip
But Amex has a high limit.
Ish
Amex. So first of all, Amex gonna have.
Joe Budden
Whatever limit you call them and tell them to set on the card.
Ish
No, but you're transitioning into black card territory.
Flip
That's what I.
Joe Budden
Well, if you hit. If you hit, homeboy, then yeah, I've.
Ish
Already taken care of. It's in motion. Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry. And the problem with the black cards, when you got to pay to give. Like I got my wife a black card and it's like it's 20. I paid 5,000. I think we paid 5,000 a year just for her car just to have.
Joe Budden
Right?
Ish
Which is fine. But then she gets a separate bill, right? So when you give someone your card, there's a still a sense that I'm putting it on Joe's card. So there's a sense of like, I don't want to go crazy. I got check on it. But once somebody has their own card with their own separate account and they're all puts it in the apple, I'm.
Joe Budden
Gonna keep that gold.
Ish
You are not getting a black card. And get. I tried that I should give my wife a platinum card. And it was fine until mom was black.
Joe Budden
Really?
Ish
Yeah, my wife is. Don't trip about like that. However, there's a way that they want to look or feel. I got put you. We're equal. We're partners. So you don't want to walk up in the drawing with the black and she pull out the especially gold. Gold to black is like green to gold.
Mal
If I got black, you can pull out bronze. Bronze color, nigga. We not doing that.
Ish
I'm trying.
Joe Budden
All right, so she won that one.
Ish
Nigga, I'm trying to tell you right now. Luxury, once enjoyed, becomes a necessity.
Joe Budden
Just bars.
Mal
That was good. That was good.
Joe Budden
That's it. Luxury. Once, you could have ended with that at the un. Yeah, we found out about Mark's little UN time at the UN and how he landed here at the jbp.
Flip
Right?
Ish
You're wondering how I got here when the movies.
Joe Budden
Oh, my Lord. Y. Oh, you know what? I. Oh, my God. I am happy I missed you guys. Jamie Foxx reveal. I'm happy I missed it.
Parks
I ain't watching it.
Ish
I finally watched it.
Joe Budden
I'm happy I missed it.
Ish
Did you see the. Did you see the show?
Joe Budden
Yeah, I saw it.
Ish
What do you think?
Joe Budden
I just said I'm happy I missed it. I'm happy I missed it. My takeaway was, who the fuck knew that Jamie Foxx name wasn't Jamie Foxx? I didn't know.
Parks
I didn't know that either.
Flip
I did.
Joe Budden
Hey, on tv, talking about some. I'm Eddie Bishop.
Ish
Eric.
Joe Budden
Eric, Eric. Eric Bishop or some shit. I've been stumped the whole time I was home because his kid's last name is Fox.
Parks
Huh?
Joe Budden
Now. Yeah, explain it to me now.
Parks
That is confusing.
Ish
That's weird.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Flip
Well, I meant.
Joe Budden
I guess he Take that one.
Flip
I guess he legally changed his name to Fox. Yeah. Started maybe started off as a stage name and then fuck it, Nobody went to call democracy anymore.
Joe Budden
Jamie Foxx Gotta get the fuck out of here. Jamie Foxx.
Mal
But Jamie Foxx is a fly name instead of Eric Bishop.
Joe Budden
And when I googled the reason he did it and it couldn't get any flyer in the comedian circuit, they would allow the female comedians to go on first. So he changed his name to Jamie Foxx so it would read as a female so he could get a shot. That's deep. That's pretty snazzy.
Mal
That's fly.
Joe Budden
Brilliant. That's pretty snazzy.
Mal
Did you think it was a piece of shit like Ice did?
Joe Budden
I thought I just got a bad rap. I thought he got a bad rap. I did. I did. But also Ice. Shout out to Ice. That's my brother.
Mal
That's my man.
Joe Budden
That's My brother also. I just get stuck on something and stay there. So if he's saying, I thought it was a comedy, I thought it was a comedy. I feel you. So did I. In the first 10 minutes, I realized what it was, right? And I'm like, okay, we not here to. We not here for what I came for. Which is okay. Which is okay. The impersonation bit wasn't for me.
Ish
That Cat Williams should have me rolling.
Joe Budden
That too, wasn't it? Didn't for me. Jamie Foxx for me is already one of the most talented people on earth. This seemed like a reaffirmation for him, and I support him getting that, being deserving of it and feeling like it was warranted or needed. At the time, I didn't love the. Hey, if I can stay funny, I can stay alive. Like, I didn't. Yeah, it was a little. Don't make me say it. So I won't.
Mal
What?
Ish
I won't.
Joe Budden
I won't.
Mal
I won't.
Joe Budden
There's no need. I love Jamie Foxx and everything he does. But if I get. If that's what you needed to stay alive, great. In the middle of this bit that I'm watching, like, and don't make me say it too right. Like, you start making it. The crowd, the daughter on the guitar, little schmaltzy.
Parks
Schmaltzy.
Flip
Schmaltzy.
Mal
What does that mean?
Ish
Like, unnecessarily, overly.
Flip
It's like saccharine.
Ish
Saccharine? Yeah. Like. Like a little too sentimental, but, like fake. Kind of like performative. Performative. Tear jerking. Yeah.
Joe Budden
Now, Jamie Foxx is a phenomenal actor. So he could sit up there and fake cry all day.
Ish
Right.
Joe Budden
The daughter's acting skills told me that they have done this a few times before. And she. It can't act as well as him. And then they pan to her. How did you feel during the whole thing? Well, Dad, I always knew that we would share a stage together one day, so I knew you would stay alive.
Mal
Schmaltz.
Joe Budden
Okay. Schmaltz.
Mal
Schmaltz, Schmaltz.
Joe Budden
Okay.
Ish
Okay.
Joe Budden
And then I've watched people play the guitar before, so that was also a huge. Like, I got musicians in my family. Like, if you don't, then I get it. But if you do and you watch the. Come on, don't make me do it. No, no, no, I can't do it.
Ish
Did you see it?
Joe Budden
No.
Ish
Waste your time.
Joe Budden
50 took a while to come out, huh?
Mal
No, he did it. No, he did it.
Joe Budden
Yeah, so I can't. I can't I can't.
Mal
Yo, stop. Yo, stop.
Joe Budden
I'm chilling. I'm chilling. What is 50 promoting hate?
Mal
Because he's in his own.
Joe Budden
Do that. He. Come on.
Ish
He was on. He was on Andrew Schultz. Just.
Mal
I know.
Joe Budden
I got to skip the Schultz topic. I killed my. I killed my. I ain't gonna lie. I wasn't coming here to say nothing positive about dude, so. Yeah, fair enough. Yeah. Oh, my Lord. Anyway. Yeah. Jamie Foxx.
Ish
I didn't. Yeah, I watched it after I. I set a bar so low for me that I thought it was gonna be terrible. I watched the first.
Joe Budden
It was good.
Ish
It was solid. It was. It was engaging.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ish
And I listened to. While I was driving to dc, so it was. It was great to hear, but I laughed, like, twice, and once I accepted that I wasn't there to laugh.
Joe Budden
Then it was.
Ish
It.
Joe Budden
Then. It was awesome.
Ish
It was fine. It was engaging. Yeah, it was fine.
Joe Budden
Yeah. Yeah. Jamie Foxx, the man. Shout out to Jamie Foxx. Glad he's. Well.
Flip
It might have been funnier if you'd watched it, though, because you would have been able to see what he was doing on stage.
Ish
I. I watched the first 30 and then listened to the next.
Joe Budden
His daughter won't see a stage in.
Mal
That's not nice.
Joe Budden
I can't.
Mal
You know, it's not nice, bro. Leave the man's daughter alone, all right?
Joe Budden
I'm chilling. Let it go.
Mal
She didn't play the guitar right.
Joe Budden
She ain't gonna. I hope she enjoyed that moment.
Ish
Got lots of pics.
Joe Budden
What else, what else? What else? What else happened here that we care about? Fuck. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I went to Usher show while we was going, too.
Parks
Oh, for real?
Joe Budden
Yeah, While I was going.
Ish
Sorry, which show?
Joe Budden
I went to the Thursday show at the Barclays.
Ish
Okay. We just check it. Cause if you said Friday.
Flip
No, no, Everybody saw that.
Joe Budden
No, no. On Tuesdays and Fridays, I was sad.
Ish
Sure.
Joe Budden
On Tuesdays and Fridays, I was really sad that I couldn't join in on some of fun. But I did go to the Thursday show. I had already been to the Vegas residence, and so that's a tough act.
Parks
To follow a little bit.
Joe Budden
Yeah. He put on a phenomenal show in Vegas. And this, in large part, to me, felt like some of that show, but in a much bigger place. So there were times where I couldn't see him. I was seated in the front. We had good seats, but the stage is huge, so I didn't see him the entire time.
Flip
And Vegas was more intimate.
Joe Budden
Vegas. He did more singing More dancing. This one felt a little more like a karaoke vibe. Girls love karaoke. Like, everybody just kind of singing the slaps. He did songs in Vegas that he didn't do at the Barclays. Like, him not doing glue for me is absolutely crazy. I hit Vegas when glue first came out, and glue was just a phenomenal Usher record. And then when we went to Vegas, I mean, he saw me in the crowd, came over there, take my girl's hand, pick her up, fucking swing her, do the do si do while I'm sitting there looking stupid in the face. All right, cool.
Mal
He asked you permission, though.
Joe Budden
He did. No, he was respectful about it. Respectful about it, but as a. I remembered it. Yep.
Mal
Well, you played with.
Joe Budden
As a. I just remember. And I know. And you know, like, you know. So here we go. Thursday night. Don't know what to wear. I got this option, but I don't know. Gonna wear something. I don't know. You'll see. You'll tell me. Of course. This nigga fucking put on the tightest outfit in the world dressed like it's Halloween again. I make a face. She says, oh, I'll just change. No, no, no, no, no. Don't change. Be free as a woman to wear what you like.
Flip
Don't hate.
Joe Budden
I am. That's fine.
Mal
I'll say.
Joe Budden
I am fine.
Flip
I'll say, Joe is a secure man.
Joe Budden
Yeah, I'm cool. I'm straight.
Flip
Coming home with him.
Joe Budden
Hey, listen, you know, you never know. You never know who your girl's coming home.
Ish
Yeah, I'm just gonna be honest.
Joe Budden
Nah, I know they get bad sometimes.
Ish
Nigga, I have front row seats, and I didn't take them. I took the fifth row the next night. I went Friday because I did not want my wife that close to Usher because I like my chances with anybody else. I said. I said, one or two things gonna happen. Either she goes, you know it's gonna go bad, or she gonna be eating cherries out his hand, and y'all niggas gonna fry me up that next Tuesday. I said, either way. Fifth row, please. Same price.
Joe Budden
I am not manager. It's still Usher. She's strolling there wearing the tightest shit in the universe. He come, come out. He don't see us at first. Good about 10 to 15 minutes. And I see him look at me, give me a little head nod. Oh, that's a trick. That's a trick that me and you ain't never been back to what Jay Z said about Diddy. We ain't.
Flip
We ain't got a meaningful trick.
Joe Budden
We ain't tight enough for you to head nod me in the middle of your stomach. In the middle of your. Are you crazy? Nigga gave me the little head nod. Showing up five minutes later. He come right over in front of only us, gyrating, doing all this shit. He there for mad long. I'm looking at her. Yeah, bitch, I dare you. Then he strolled off, did a little lap, came back, gyrated some more, right in front of me. This time he, hey, Joe. Get up, Joe.
Parks
Oh, gosh.
Joe Budden
He gyrating and telling me to get up. I see y'all in here looking stiff. Come on, get up and dance.
Mal
That's what Usher did.
Joe Budden
I look at her.
Mal
I'm with you.
Joe Budden
But you played it cool. You played it cool. No cherries.
Ish
No cherries.
Joe Budden
No cherries. No, no, no. Our seats were too good. He did the cherries going toward the back rows.
Mal
Nosebleed.
Joe Budden
No, not nosebleed, but just where those bleachers begin at. Got it. Okay.
Ish
Got it.
Joe Budden
He was that side. I was closer to the stage. Got it.
Mal
So they could be.
Joe Budden
So he went by, did a little cherry thing. Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. Get your shit off and come over here with no cherry.
Mal
No way.
Joe Budden
I blocked.
Ish
I physically was like, no, I don't even want you to see. No fruit is happening.
Mal
Yeah, I'm down with you, nigga. We not playing.
Ish
Yeah, we're playing.
Joe Budden
Nah. Yeah, but Usher is.
Flip
At his last concert, he found Ruby Rose in the. In the audience. Friend of the show I saw.
Joe Budden
Yeah, friend of the show. Ruby Rose.
Flip
Yeah. And he did the little cherry thing, and then it got away from him.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Flip
Because one of her girlfriends came over and grabbed the cherry, and then they had their own moment, and he was left looking stupid in the face. Or maybe not.
Joe Budden
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know about.
Flip
He probably won either way.
Ish
Now, now, if you witch a dude.
Flip
Don't even finish the question.
Ish
No cherries.
Flip
Absolutely not. No, no, no.
Joe Budden
But you failed the first part of it anyway. You gotta get a dude.
Mal
She got a dude.
Joe Budden
Wait, for real? Homeboy still rocking. Oh, I gotta get caught up. Hey, big man. Chicago dude still all right.
Ish
Making it to Chris Christmas. That's a milestone.
Joe Budden
Are you getting something?
Parks
Oh, here's the question.
Flip
I mean, I'm getting him something.
Mal
Okay, wait, hold up.
Parks
Something expensive.
Mal
Okay.
Parks
Or just, like, some clippers, right?
Flip
You get him a cologne, it'll be something. It will be something curated to him only.
Mal
Oh, that's that cheap. You go, what.
Ish
I heard that different.
Mal
You getting too much.
Ish
I heard something. Photoshop some freaky. Yeah, I heard some still cheap.
Mal
She got a lot of mail for like buy that something. Get that something. A Honda or something.
Joe Budden
Mark still got the Vixen image of Mel. This is older male. You're being thoughtful and shout out to Mel.
Mal
Shout out.
Joe Budden
I'm thoughtful. Gift be trash.
Mal
How was it?
Ish
How the worst.
Mal
How was it? Male. The long distance. How was that? That? Is that working?
Joe Budden
It's cool.
Mal
In your favor?
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Flip
Yeah, it's nice.
Joe Budden
Good.
Flip
It's cool. I like it. You like it, right?
Joe Budden
I don't really feel like I'm in that.
Parks
You are, but.
Mal
Nah, because I feel like you don't feel like.
Ish
Wait till you not.
Mal
She could pop up anytime when you're not.
Joe Budden
Right.
Ish
It feels very different.
Joe Budden
Right. I'm getting a house that's big enough for me to always feel like that too, by the way. You should. Yeah. That is the way to do it.
Ish
That way.
Joe Budden
That part. Like, I expect to totally not see her for weeks and live and live together.
Parks
New York version of that. Rem's way up there reading books or whatever. I'm down here watching podcasts or.
Joe Budden
Yeah, like go over there.
Parks
Yeah.
Ish
Yeah.
Joe Budden
I'm not even mad at the people that be like what they say.
Flip
Sleep divorce.
Parks
Huh?
Flip
It's a term called sleep divorce. So it means that if you want to get it on with your wife or husband, then you in the bed, but then you have your own separate bedrooms.
Parks
That's like some old school. My grandparents had two separate beds.
Mal
I mean, I mean that. But that's what happens.
Ish
Do that now.
Mal
That's what helps the marriage last longer. Yeah. Making those sacrifices, it helps to match, you know, you can't make it every day. Come on.
Joe Budden
I'm not mad at it.
Mal
Live next door. I like your stupid little jokes all the time. Parks. Like, come on.
Parks
Every day I got a king size bed. My wife is very petite, so it's kind of like that. Like.
Mal
Yeah, but y'all situation different, man. Like REM is just cool. Y'all got a flow going on. She understands and you understand.
Ish
But I'll be on a different floor.
Mal
Yeah.
Parks
Most of the time I'm on a different floor as well.
Ish
Yeah.
Flip
I mean like sometimes you have like different sleep habits and that. That will affect.
Ish
That's our issue.
Flip
Yeah.
Ish
My wife go to bed at 10 o'clock. I'm not trying to fucking go to bed.
Mal
Yeah, exactly.
Ish
And I don't want to crawl into bed at 1 or 2 o'clock and wake her up. So I would say half. Most of the time I'm downstairs. I sleep in one of the guest rooms. I sleep on the couch watching tv. I do.
Joe Budden
Why don't just leave?
Ish
Yeah, yeah, try that shit.
Joe Budden
Hey, she sleep early enough for me to get to tiptoe.
Mal
Now, you think that, but they know when you leave a crib.
Joe Budden
Just buy carpets.
Ish
Oh, my God.
Mal
They know when you leave a crib, nigga.
Joe Budden
Nah, give us some rugs.
Mal
You went to sleep. You said how tired you was from work. You went to sleep. I walked in, you was snoring. I did you a favor by not waking you up, being on the phone. And I left an hour in. Yo, where you at? What you mean, where I'm at? I just left real quick.
Mark
What's up?
Joe Budden
Leave when she sleep at 10 and you in the other room. Is the only time you seen everything on YouTube? Like, it ends. There's nowhere else to even scroll.
Ish
Can I go to bed right?
Mal
Binge watching.
Joe Budden
Let me go. I go sleep with this bitch the other day. Sleep. I'm on YouTube. Like, holy. The. The show that they used to give you a house, redo the house and give it to you was a scam.
Ish
Yeah.
Flip
What.
Mal
What do you mean?
Parks
I didn't know.
Joe Budden
This gotta hit YouTube.
Parks
I believe it.
Joe Budden
Yeah. The show was a scam because none of the people they could give the house to could afford the house. Yo, so they giving their testimony on YouTube. It's the funniest shit.
Ish
Yeah, that is a bitch. Give us.
Joe Budden
Yo, they're on YouTube talking about something. At the time, it was just such a beautiful home. But then it's like, oh, right. Oh, my God, the upkeep. Yeah, yeah, right? Oh, my God.
Mal
Learning about, like, traveling these days and learn, you know, Puerto Rico and different places.
Joe Budden
Puerto Rico.
Mal
No.
Joe Budden
A lot of people are leaving 30 minutes away.
Ish
No America.
Mal
But a lot of people are leaving to go to Puerto Rico for business incentives in Texas centers. I'm learning a lot of shit. And niggas is moving even when they go to Texas, even when they go to Louisiana. It's a lot of shit to learn, man. And I've been learning a lot of things out here. That was just interesting, that's all. Just.
Ish
No, no, that's real, man. Do you see yourself ever leaving this?
Mal
Yes, now I do. The more money I make makes me want to leave before I didn't.
Flip
And think. Have you thought about where?
Mal
Somewhere.
Joe Budden
Somewhere with gangs, right? Yo, my heart dropped to the floor with every flip. Tweet. Yo, man, y'all know gangs in Venezuela? Anybody know them? I'm gonna try to try to check them out.
Mal
I'm like, oh, my God, chill out, man.
Joe Budden
Yo, Denver. I'm trying to get with the Crips in Denver. Yo, hit my phone.
Mal
Calico, where you at?
Joe Budden
Like, oh, Jesus, man.
Flip
Yo.
Mal
Hey, yo, real quick, what you said earlier. 50 is promoting his action channel. 50 got an action Channel. And I wasn't. Stop doing that because it's called me about that, too. Came on my live and said that to me, like, yo, you were standing there by the exit wave of 50. No, the stage was there. So they blocked the stage for him to come down. And when he was coming down, that's where I was at.
Parks
Did he say hi?
Mal
I spoke to him.
Joe Budden
Yeah, real quick, they spoke. Their conversation had me home stumped again. This whole time, I've been home stumped.
Mal
But he wasn't told. You know, he wasn't told by up here. I know that, you know, he's okay.
Joe Budden
But that part stumps me too, because it's like, yo, dog, how long can you hold on to some shit?
Mal
I don't know how he does it.
Flip
Forever.
Joe Budden
What's his sign?
Flip
Cancer?
Joe Budden
Yeah, he's a great. Like a violent cancer. A violent.
Mal
For a long time, everybody. Every time I do work with somebody that knows Fifth, they said, are you. Are you willing to work with Fifth? Yes. Down from Envy. Down to everybody. Yo, I got the lamb, his Lamborghini here. Let's do some video. But I would tell him, I don't know if Fifth really rock with me. I think Fifth is mad because, you know, I interviewed Marquise, the whole thing with Prem's son, all this stuff. I don't think he rocks with me. But they. Everybody, they never give me a message back. Then I see something where he said about Skein and Clue. I'm like, ah, what's going on?
Joe Budden
So I remember that I was there for that.
Mal
Yeah. I haven't saw 50 in years. So when they asked me, I said, I don't think 50 fuck with me. Then when I saw him there, he said it because they went back and told him. And then Yayo saw me at Coney island, was giving me some rundown of things that I might have done that looks a little crazy. So when 50 saw me, he said, yo, he think I don't like him, but I don't like the niggas that be around you. It's just a mind fuck. Like, there's so much niggas I Be around. Like, who could he be referring to?
Ish
So.
Joe Budden
But he's another one with that tick I be referring to.
Mal
Yeah, you say that, Joe.
Joe Budden
No, no. What? T. He's a brilliant thinker.
Mal
Yes.
Ish
Oh, yeah.
Joe Budden
I think that there are some people that have succeeded no matter whatever you put in front of him. Some people that's just too resilient. And with that resilience comes another side to be able to deal with whatever's coming. I think 50 has that. I think HOV has that. Some of the black people that have made it, like, past music, they funk Kanye. They got a tick in their brain that enables them to think differently. They think differently. That's what I'm saying.
Ish
50 got another thing, though, that sometimes makes me uncomfortable. And I've seen it up close when I've interviewed him, and I've seen it from a distance. He's a genius. He's brilliant in all these areas, and I'm a fan. But there's a way that he wants to destroy his competition, even after he already one that I don't sometimes like. Like when I watch the way he still come. The pleasure he seems to be getting from watching Puff crumble. If I was like, yo, he just hates predators, cool. But it don't feel like that. The way he came at comes at hov, you know, on, on, on, on the recently said he only got these awards because he's married to Beyonce. All this. It seems like there's a way that he wants to def.
Flip
Like, annihilate.
Ish
Annihilate. That's it. He doesn't just want to win. He wants to annihilate. And I don't know.
Mal
They're doing things to him as well. He just doing things publicly. Things are happening behind the scenes. When it comes to fifth, he's just willing to expose it. That's fifth day. That's helpful because he know that you're not going to with him, in my opinion, that he know that they're not going to take it. But so far, when it comes to him, because he's willing to go as far as you're willing to go. So he could just say whatever he wants.
Ish
Like what?
Mal
It's just niggas is doing funny shit behind the scenes.
Ish
Okay, that's helpful.
Mal
I'll leave it at that.
Joe Budden
And again, none of these niggas are friends, right? Like, even through the lens, through the lens of friendship, I think there's some people to recognize. These people, even if I'm standing next to them, are competition.
Ish
Right? Until when Though. That's all I'm saying. And when is a. When do you just say, I won.
Joe Budden
And I don't give.
Ish
I'm like, oh, I'm already home.
Joe Budden
The people that I think he continues to talk about, you never get that I won moment. Because you talking about Puff and Ho.
Mal
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Two of the black billionaires that before all of this scandal.
Ish
Yeah.
Joe Budden
How many instances did you get to pop out and feel like you got the better of either one of them?
Mal
But look at this real quick. Monk, sorry. When he speaks about hov, he said HOV tried to, you know. You know the story. Tried to prevent him from doing the super bowl until Em stepped in. Now with Fifia Queens nigga still the street. Like, he think. Okay, now you being funny. You still doing funny shit. Niggas past music and you still doing things to sort of either eliminate or remove the competition. When I'm not no competition to you. They on two different paths.
Parks
To me, I think Hope has that same annihilation.
Mal
I agree.
Joe Budden
Yes.
Flip
Low Key is a very different dropping.
Ish
I think he's got better marketing on it.
Flip
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Yes.
Ish
Okay. That's fair. That might be right.
Parks
Yeah. He's got that same.
Mal
Every time. Every time. Nas dropped the album. Oh, dropped an album. That wasn't coincidental that nobody said nothing.
Ish
Yeah, yeah.
Mal
Who does that?
Ish
Right?
Mal
I don't like that, Joe. Corey, you know that's foul, Joe.
Joe Budden
Every time.
Ish
He has done that a couple times.
Mal
Every time, Joe. That's nasty, son.
Joe Budden
I know. Big Face Gary and Dame. Dame Dash got an interview out now. I just saw it on the way over here where Gary is telling Dame. Yeah. Joe Budden was talking about he ain't get his Rockefeller chain. And Dame said, yeah, Hope wouldn't sign off. And Joey never signed off on Joe putting the album out over there. So you can't get a Rockefeller chain if you don't put an album out.
Ish
Did you know at the time, because Dame's whole thing was he had to be the bad guy because he didn't want to make whole. He wanted to say, like, hope, don't fuck with you like that. At the time, were you blaming Dame for not getting the Rockefeller chain and not getting the budget and not getting the album?
Joe Budden
No, my focus wasn't the Rockefeller chain at the time. I was trying to get off of a label that I felt no longer suited me, which was Def Jam, or at least get in the hands of somebody that could help me have a relationship with the distributor. So, no, I was going from Def Jam under one Regime to Roc a fella. Hopefully they could get something popping over here. I wasn't thinking about a chain at all. I'm trying to do music and the.
Ish
Lack of, like, movement on that.
Joe Budden
And I knew that dame was the one that got me on Rockefeller. Gotcha.
Ish
That's what I'm at. Okay.
Mal
Nice.
Joe Budden
Yeah. Hov and I back then, yeah, we got better as the years went on. And I put that all on me, by the way. I don't put that on him. Even if he had nefarious intent, like, I don't put it on him.
Mal
But you put it on you based off of growth. Now, I put it on me because.
Joe Budden
I was emotionally immature back then. I was like, no matter what I was feeling, there's a proper way to go about it. And I didn't have any of that in my 20s.
Mal
But that's the growth part because that doesn't negate the fact of what was being done to you wasn't being done. It was still being done to you. Life on life, things were still being done.
Joe Budden
Life, life, gone. Always life. That part is never, never going to be absent.
Mal
I get it.
Joe Budden
It's always going to be a point where somebody's doing some or some situation is that. Listen, anything on your plate, you will it to you. Anything in your life, you deserve it. You brought it there. So I feel like that today. So, yeah, it's not nothing with. With me and him, but in my 20s, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it wasn't just me, but we can talk about that later. What else? What else, what else, what else? What else?
Parks
I think it's about that time, Joe.
Joe Budden
Really year what's good, right?
Flip
It's time. It's about that time.
Mal
I swear to God, you're not getting.
Joe Budden
None of the prize.
Mal
You and your distractive tactics. If I find out she got PC, I'm.
Joe Budden
What piece of prize picks?
Mal
Yeah.
Ish
Wait, doesn't everybody?
Joe Budden
Yo, Mark, stop.
Ish
Yo, I think.
Mal
Yo, you guys, I can't wait.
Ish
So I didn't. I didn't. I thought we all stopping.
Mal
Mark, stop it.
Joe Budden
Yo, Christmas bonuses. Yeah, I got an email.
Flip
I got the email.
Mal
I got it.
Parks
Look, look in Greats.
Mal
I'm in. Great, Now I got it. Yeah, thank you.
Flip
Did you respond?
Mal
No, I did. Nigga wasn't responding to my text. I ain't responding to shit. I saw it in my account. Well, that's nice.
Flip
I said reply all. Thank you.
Joe Budden
Christmas bonuses, huh? Heard y'all was up here while I was gone, talking about something. Yeah, man, we holding it down. Oh, shit.
Parks
Mark's. Mark was that.
Ish
I ain't get no email, no text.
Flip
You're new.
Joe Budden
No, you still got one. Don't do that. Look how fast you alienate.
Ish
Look how fast workers unite. God damn.
Mal
Say something. She against you.
Ish
Oh, she just sold me out. You sold me out two weeks ago. She doing the same. He just got it.
Mal
You said the same.
Ish
Y'all read the same script.
Joe Budden
I'm happy.
Ish
You got mics and you got. What the. You say? He just got here.
Flip
You are. You are already an integral part of this team.
Ish
Yeah, thank you, Mel. I appreciate it.
Mal
I feel the same way.
Ish
Thank you.
Joe Budden
Thank you.
Ish
Goddamn email. But I'm gonna look for it.
Joe Budden
It's there.
Mal
Maybe my.
Joe Budden
My agent got it.
Ish
No, I'm saying maybe y'all send it to my agent.
Joe Budden
No, it's there.
Ish
Okay.
Mal
Check your account.
Joe Budden
You got it?
Ish
Okay.
Joe Budden
You got it.
Ish
All right.
Mal
I got all that money in there. Check your account. I hate big spending, talking like that.
Ish
I ain't no big spender.
Joe Budden
We was up here holding it down.
Mal
Yo, I say, hey, stop.
Joe Budden
Joe.
Ish
That is hate.
Mal
Get your judgments out quick, please.
Joe Budden
No. You going to wait at the wrong.
Mal
Time and going to be tight.
Joe Budden
No. Cause this is the room. This is. This is the room. This is the room.
Parks
Yo, we say just a couple times.
Joe Budden
I'm about to say.
Mal
Please don't wait till instacarts. Don't do it.
Joe Budden
Yeah. No, no. He's the only one that hit me. Everybody hit me. Yo, you good? Just checking on you. Hope your mind, your spirit don't give a.
Mal
It's new. He knew you wouldn't respond.
Joe Budden
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Parks
I lost.
Joe Budden
Yes. You lost.
Ish
I lost.
Joe Budden
I won.
Parks
Congratulations.
Joe Budden
I won against Bun B. It's off to the semi, semi, quarterfinals.
Parks
Savon got me out of here.
Joe Budden
A.J. brown showed up for me. Who got you out?
Parks
Savon?
Joe Budden
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Ish
A lot of white people.
Joe Budden
It's nothing but white people out there. I want to let y'all know on. On this big broadcast that we do here. The evil white people during holiday shopping have effectively killed. Excuse me. For me, it's no more. Excuse me. Pardon self. Pardon me.
Parks
Just pushing through.
Joe Budden
No. Bumps his back.
Parks
Oh, okay.
Joe Budden
Bumps back. Boom. Yeah, they on their phones. They not looking up. They not moving. Even if they see you. They just down for the head to head collision. They're going crazy.
Flip
Yeah, I like to punctuate that with a share the fucking sidewalk.
Joe Budden
They won't. Right, Right.
Flip
As soon as I shoulder check.
Joe Budden
Yeah, no bump. Bumps his back.
Flip
I'm aggressive. I don't give a fuck.
Joe Budden
And the racist whites are still out there. And nothing lets me know that more than the elevators during Christmas shopping.
Flip
They clutch their bags.
Joe Budden
No, they won't get in.
Ish
They won't get on.
Joe Budden
Oh, it'll. It'll be. It'll be just me in the elevator. A whole white family. Just Standing there, watching the doors close Now. No, just. Just go. Just go black. Just go. We'll catch the next one. Are you sure? Like, it's slow. It's gonna be a while. They don't give a. They don't give a.
Parks
Them elevators take a long time this time of year.
Joe Budden
Oh, my Lord. Yes. But shout out to all the Christmas shoppers out there.
Parks
Yeah, shout out to them.
Joe Budden
Are you guys done Christmas shopping?
Parks
No, I haven't started.
Mal
No, I haven't started.
Parks
I'm bad.
Flip
Yeah, no, I've started.
Parks
I've started, but not much.
Joe Budden
Stupid ass Ian talking about, send the Christmas bonuses early in case they plan on shopping early. I'm like, ian, it's a nice time. Just do it. You know what? You know what?
Ish
Nice thought.
Mal
Very nice of him.
Joe Budden
No, no, that's Lori. Like, I wasn't assuming any of you needed the Christmas bonus to Christmas shop. Oh, y'all could have just.
Ish
He's like, make sure they have heat for Christmas. Exactly.
Joe Budden
All right, so what else is going on? I have found humility during my absence. Or more of it. Say more of it.
Flip
Tell us more.
Joe Budden
More of it. And grace, as I will exhibit during this next topic when we talk about Travis Hunter and his girlfriend.
Ish
Thank you.
Parks
I am so sick of him.
Ish
Thank you.
Joe Budden
Him. He didn't do nothing, though.
Mal
I'm sick of her.
Ish
Neither did she.
Joe Budden
What is she, this girl?
Flip
She's his girlfriend.
Joe Budden
No, no, no, no, no. What is she, though?
Flip
Oh, what's her nationality?
Joe Budden
Yeah, what's her thing?
Mal
Colombian or something.
Ish
I watched eight minutes of her on social media.
Joe Budden
Me, too.
Ish
She's not black. I think she's some kind of. Yeah, Latin America. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Joe Budden
That's.
Ish
What?
Parks
There's some Filipino in there somewhere, too.
Ish
Oh, that could be.
Joe Budden
Yeah. She act like it's some of that in there somewhere.
Mal
She doesn't respect the black man, bro.
Ish
Man, I'm.
Joe Budden
I'm trying to have Grace because she's young now.
Mal
Fuck that great shit.
Ish
But she's getting mistreated. I said it the last time. And watching her video, I'm like, capes out.
Joe Budden
Yo, Mark, don't play.
Mal
I know she look good, but, Marv, fuck that.
Ish
It ain't about how she look like. She said people were like, why you sitting in that seat? She explained we had assigned seats. People are like, why are you getting up? Why didn't you get up? Because I wanted him to have his moment. I mean, she had a thought process that, to me, made sense. Even if I wouldn't do the same Thing, I think we assigned the worst motives to her, and I don't think she has bad motives.
Mal
So is her thought process immature?
Ish
Yeah.
Mal
Okay. Cause she's young.
Ish
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Okay.
Mal
I see what you're saying.
Ish
Yeah.
Joe Budden
When you say motive, it throws me off. Well, I'm not gonna. I don't think that her motive is bad. I think sometimes you can be too concerned with only your emotions at the wrong time. I see his last game at Colorado when he put up those big numbers and she was mad that he stepped to the cheerleader. That just may not have been the best time for that. I don't care about the story of. Yeah, he wasn't my type. I don't care about that.
Flip
Well, she also explained the cheerleader thing. She said it had something. Her distaste wasn't for him and the cheerleader. It was that family wasn't allowed on the field.
Joe Budden
Whatever the distaste is about. Not now. I'm not saying she didn't have fair reasoning, just not right now.
Ish
She didn't know she was being watched like that. Like she said, I didn't know the cameras were everywhere. Again, I'm not saying her behaviors.
Mal
Same thing Adele said.
Parks
I don't think they got a PR team for this whole relationship.
Ish
But she's a kid.
Parks
It feels that way.
Joe Budden
I think they don't.
Ish
Yeah, they probably.
Flip
The PR team would not have allowed PR team for eight minutes.
Joe Budden
They're not signing off on any of this shit that they.
Ish
They keep addressing it, especially social media talking. Yeah.
Joe Budden
Then that shit at the Heisman.
Mal
Yeah. Do I have to last.
Joe Budden
Last to get up first to sit down? Looks away.
Ish
Right.
Joe Budden
Even if unintentionally, that does come off a way. Especially if you don't know what to do in those instances. Do what mom is doing.
Ish
But see, on the Internet, if you're not black and you do what black mom is doing, people say, she raised that boy. Why are you trying to step in where her mom is? Why are you trying to take that spot? I feel like you can't win.
Joe Budden
Then do what coach is doing. Do what? To start, all three of the people that are most important in this moment stood up and she sat down. But it's cool. Let's say we give that. You get a reprieve. Fine. Then afterward, I'm at the Adidas. The Adidas is throwing the function. I just signed a big deal with Adidas. I'm taking pictures, shaking hands, kissing babies, and you on the couch saying, the fuck I'm supposed to do? Just keep Sitting here while you take pictures. Let me answer it for you.
Mal
Yes.
Joe Budden
Yes. That is exactly what you should do in that moment. Again, I'm gonna give her grace. Because she's young.
Ish
Yes. Like, how old is she? 22.
Joe Budden
Young. She's young.
Mal
I thought women mature faster than men.
Flip
No, there's a difference between maturity and knowing what to do when you're thrust into the spotlight and you're not even the person that people are supposed to be paying attention to. You just don't have that level of sophistication.
Joe Budden
Yet all of y'all out there laughed when Britney Renner was talking about giving courses to college athletes to teach them about women like her or that she identified with once. If there's ever somebody that needed that class, it's.
Ish
It's shorter.
Joe Budden
Yeah, them.
Ish
And that's why you get a PR team and you spend your. You invest your money in learning how to deal with the media. I'm not saying she's perfect. I'm not even saying everything she did was right. Although some stuff I think she got a bad rap for. To me, it's just when I look on the Internet, I hear people acting like she's a gold digger. She's trying to bring him down. She's trying to embarrass. It's like the worst motives get attached to her. And I think we need to give her.
Mal
Well, I don't know about the gold digger part, but it is embarrassing. And you have to blame him as well. I don't know what type of simp KB has. I do blame him as well, because he's making a lot of excuses for trash behavior. It's trash behavior. It's embarrassing. Black. Your mom is there. Imagine what his mom is saying to him. Like, she's supposed to be a representation of you, you know? I mean, act accordingly. Regardless. Cameras is there. We let you get away with the first one. When? The second, third, fourth times now. Your behavior is unexcusable. We can't keep giving you a pass on your behavior. It's intentional.
Joe Budden
I am.
Mal
You just. You just. Huh?
Joe Budden
I'ma keep giving him a pass. Cause it's like, it's one of those things.
Mal
Not when you get into Heisman and all that shit and you ask a nigga, nigga like, my. Listen, listen, yo.
Joe Budden
People love doofuses. Like, what can you say about somebody that is in love with a doofus? There's nothing you can say.
Mal
You don't pick.
Joe Budden
You don't pick. Pick who you love. And my is Doofy. Yo.
Mal
Let me give you an example.
Joe Budden
She's my.
Mal
Yeah, she's my.
Joe Budden
Y'all don't call her. I know she Doofy.
Ish
That's my.
Mal
Dude, Imagine your girl but getting graduation, getting her masters or whatever, and get up and clap for her. You just sitting there like this. You gonna make. You embarrassing her, and you're gonna make yourself look stupid. That's what she. She's doing things that important moments of his life. I don't respect that.
Joe Budden
Her.
Mal
Not like that. Not fuck her, but, like, fuck excusing her behavior.
Ish
I mean, have you ever been thrust into a new platform where you don't know how to behave or where the rules and the norms are different and you look out of place and you look like your behaviors here. That's where I was going. I was doing my professor thing. But, like, I guess what I'm saying, like, I would think you'd have some grades.
Mal
Come on, man, stop. Colombian.
Ish
Listen, no, I'm just saying, like, you. I. I would think you could relate.
Mal
No, because you only get one pass up here. Like, you only get one pass. No, you're supposed to only get one pass in certain things, Joe. And we haven't said you're only supposed.
Ish
To get one pass.
Mal
And we have an editing up here.
Joe Budden
You can't. You can't be talking about.
Ish
But that's my point.
Mal
Like, no, I'm not talking about up here. I'm just talking about in general. Like, when it comes that up here is different. You can edit this. Like.
Ish
No, but I'm saying it's your mistake. My mistakes, everybody's mistakes are earnest ones. Like, let's give her the same grace that we would want for ourselves.
Mal
How many grades can we give her at?
Ish
21,22. A whole lot.
Flip
And also, this is happening within a very short amount of time.
Joe Budden
Come on, man.
Mal
I expect, man, you know, I just. Travis need to holler at you, Mel. So you give them class. Give them, like. Not like in that way, but you need to give them some game. Mel would have been like this Heisman. This is my second one, nigga. They took him first from another.
Joe Budden
Mel dipping that Chicago so fast. If she get a young, fresh, ripe Heisman Award winner plays both sides of the ball. Are you shitting me? Hey, Chicago pd. Gotcha. Lock me out. Oops. I'm giving grace, okay?
Mal
You just doing that for the kid, Joe.
Joe Budden
Ain't no way.
Mal
Joe.
Joe Budden
Ain't no way.
Mal
I want to do it.
Joe Budden
I came up here and. And told Mark when he was on his bronny Shit like, yo, these are kids. I want to give them some type of great. They kids. Yo, Bronny just.
Mal
And Bronny made shot 30 points.
Joe Budden
And I think he gonna clip. He gonna clip us soon, whether he know it or not. Anyway, like, you know, sometimes you gotta wait. The grandparents come around. They gonna. They know where your relationship is going. But maybe before you, I don't. I don't think they gonna be. I mean, I don't wish it on them.
Ish
I think they got a ring and a baby in it.
Mal
How embarrassing it is for a girl to go online and say, yo, this nigga dropped me off the parties and waited outside for me to fix. Finished partying. Yeah.
Joe Budden
You trying to play in the news. Just too much.
Ish
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Like, just go away somewhere. It ain't. It ain't about you. Right. Got a PR team.
Parks
Might not be a good one, but I'm seeing them too much for they.
Mal
Got a PR team.
Parks
I shouldn't be seeing college kids.
Joe Budden
But you seeing them for the wrong reason. You keep seeing her because she keeps saying stupid.
Mal
True.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ish
Yeah. She just needs to move out of the media eye for like a. I agree.
Mal
I agree to that.
Ish
Just don't say nothing.
Joe Budden
Yeah. Like, we not here for you. Yo. We not here for you. You come along, you the plus one, right? So I ain't like a.
Mal
Hey, yo, there's a lot of girl. Hey, yo, what's Travis. What's his name?
Flip
Travis.
Mal
Travis. A lot of girls out there, the OGs out there, go to starless, and one of them get one of them that know how to hold it down and treat you right, play their position.
Parks
I mean, think about it, though. He's got Deion Sanders to give him game, right? You would think that he's aware of what he's doing.
Mal
He not listening.
Joe Budden
I think they got bigger fish to fry right now. Deion should be thinking about draft position only.
Mal
True.
Joe Budden
Yeah, we'll get to your love life later. We got. It's money time.
Mal
She probably doing shit that he never experienced. Paul doing the twirl. Watch me spin in real time.
Joe Budden
No, them cultural differences being. Boy, I ain't going. You ever go to the party with your girl that is just your girl, but it ain't like, you know what I mean? And she going there trying to fucking act like you with all the history of these people and with her chest out like she done did something just because she here with you. Man, if you don't go get some fucking punch and sit down, you don't know these people. They don't give a. About you. It ain't about you right now. Right? Yeah, she gave us a whole dating history. I dated a soccer player and I dated a. Such and such. Oh, you ain't dating. No. This your first nigger, right?
Ish
She started the top floor, too. Like, that's the thing. Like, women like that a lot of times will only date the black dude if he's a Heisman Trophy. And that's what the Internet is getting at, right? That you're only fucking with him because he's a star. You only fuck with him because he's elite and you won't take his money and leave. That's what. That's what the world.
Flip
That is the assumption.
Mal
But she's rubbing it in our faces like she's denying it. She's not.
Flip
I don't think that she understands what the Met. Like, the magnitude of what she's saying, That's. And how bad it sounds. I truly think that she has no clue.
Ish
Yeah.
Flip
Until it's out and everybody is fucking crucifying her.
Joe Budden
That's why. That's why Ross is my man, right? Like, he.
Mal
Get rid of them.
Joe Budden
Ross break up with her right in time for the Internet to say, I told you. We just told your dumbass a week ago that he would be out of here. And it's like a rosac. Fast. He move quick. That's my man. He don't play.
Mal
He move quick.
Joe Budden
He don't play.
Flip
Higher, slow fire fast. Right?
Joe Budden
The boyfriend experience. That used to be a thing, too. Go in there, sweep some lady off her feet for a couple weeks, and.
Ish
Then send her back home.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ish
Han back.
Joe Budden
Yeah, send her back to that white fridge, nasty. White fridge, nasty. But prayers and thoughts and prayer.
Parks
Thoughts and prayers.
Joe Budden
Thoughts and prayers.
Flip
And also, congratulations.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Parks
For sure.
Flip
Travis winning the Heisman.
Parks
Yeah. That's crazy that we.
Joe Budden
I mean.
Ish
Oh, yeah, that part.
Mal
She's right.
Parks
That is crazy.
Joe Budden
Yeah. Everybody's congratulating him, with the exception of Ashton Ginty.
Mal
Who was that?
Joe Budden
The running back that came pretty close to winning it as well, right? From. I want to say Boise. Yeah. Yeah.
Mal
Is he upset publicly or you just.
Joe Budden
No, no, no, no. He's not upset publicly, but this would have been the first time in a long time that a running back won the Heisman. And if not for Travis, then he was definitely.
Ish
Who was the last. Was it Ricky Williams? Who was the last one that. Was it Ricky Williams?
Joe Budden
Mel? You have any idea?
Flip
I think it was Ricky Williams.
Parks
Hell, you know, it could be.
Joe Budden
Could be.
Ish
I mean, it's hard to win the high school.
Parks
It could be the Dolphins. One of the Dolphins.
Joe Budden
I never let go of Reggie Bush. You crazy? You better let it go. You, I would love.
Ish
He had to get a restraining order.
Joe Budden
What? Boy was built like he was sculpted. All the athletic ability in the world, all the money, his whole hairline in place.
Ish
I didn't even know that. I didn't know that was a thing.
Mal
You don't know a lot about Mel. She's a legend.
Flip
All right, moving right along.
Ish
Moving right along.
Flip
Moving right.
Mal
Oh, did you tan? Did you tan? Did you pay for the tan? Because you look.
Flip
You.
Joe Budden
Wait, what are you talking about?
Flip
Wait, they were saying that I needed to get.
Mal
No, you look tanned.
Flip
I. I didn't get one.
Mal
Oh, okay. Was it some type of new tanning cream?
Flip
No.
Mal
It's probably the lights in Pa's basement maybe.
Ish
Possibly.
Mal
Because last look, look, we saw a little black mark on her hand last episode.
Flip
It was self tanner, of course.
Joe Budden
I said, you got dirt.
Mal
I said, you got dirt on your hand. She said she was like this. Wipe it.
Flip
He asked me if I was bleaching. No, it was too tall.
Mal
I said, oh, her whole head is.
Joe Budden
Like, Mel, don't put Mel. Don't apply makeup for where she going. Like, she just. It's her bathroom.
Ish
All right, all right.
Joe Budden
It looks great.
Mal
I didn't even know something.
Joe Budden
These lights is different.
Mal
Like, these lights is like, oh, she was self tanning. I didn't know that was a thing, but she was. She's really self tan.
Flip
Self tan. Lotion mark.
Parks
Did you get the email? Did you find the email?
Ish
I still have not gotten it. Look, we go find. You'll know next break. There were three, right? Man, yo, yo. I've been really fascinated by this daddy Yankee too, man, since we talking about girlfriends. Although that's his wife. Wife, right.
Flip
Soon to be X.
Ish
Soon to be X. So it can't be soon enough for him, I'm sure. She withdrew, allegedly, reportedly, $80 million from his record label bank account. Oh, they're on their way to a divorce and he. She withdrew $80 million. That's wild.
Mal
That was me. It would have been. I'm not playing with you.
Joe Budden
What?
Parks
Record label money, too.
Ish
Yeah, yeah. Which is crazy, you know, because he just sold his masters. He just made like, I think 300 million some shit like that.
Flip
And he just had that just sitting, like in a regular bank account.
Ish
Well, that's the first thing I understand. Like, how is $80 million that accessible? What do you mean?
Joe Budden
In a regular bank? Account. Where should it be?
Flip
Estates, trusts, Cayman Islands, offshore.
Ish
At least a good cd, something. Yeah, I feel like he was Floyd Mayweather and it just had that, like, in the.
Mal
In.
Ish
In the Santander.
Joe Budden
You better have both. I'm about to say. If you got 380 of it, 100 of it could go over there. True.
Ish
It's just the FDIC don't insure it.
Flip
Past, what, a million?
Ish
A million? Too many, Some shit like that. It just seems like a very unsafe, unproductive way to use your money. But I ain't got that kind of money, so I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. But it just seemed weird to me. That's crazy. 80. $80 million.
Joe Budden
So when I'm going to notice for sure.
Ish
Oh, I would notice.
Joe Budden
I'm going to notice that I would know.
Ish
I check my bank account every two hours, every four hours. What?
Joe Budden
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Ish
Thank you.
Joe Budden
Why, thank you. Huh?
Ish
Flip. Understand.
Mal
Gotta make sure some happens.
Ish
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Why are y'all doing that?
Ish
It might be, like, poor people.
Parks
Yeah, but I don't check mine. And I think that's the poor people not check. Because you're, like, scared to look at it. Like, I'm like, oh.
Mal
You may get a big check, and then you check it again. There's a chunk of the shit. Like, where the did that go? Like, you just gotta check it just to make sure.
Ish
Perpetuate. I don't even do auto bill pay because I'm scared, like, every month. Who's paying for me? I'm just saying I don't want auto deduction because I'm scared there's gonna be a moment where my shit is up. And it's good. Verizon calls me like, your call has been rerouted, like, every month. Not cause I ain't got the money, but because I'm scared to have auto pay.
Joe Budden
Mark, you have to stop paying your own bills. What are you doing?
Flip
Okay, wait, hold on. Do you replenish your easy pass through auto pay?
Ish
That's the one thing I do. Cause I drive, you know?
Flip
That's the one thing they'll fuck you.
Ish
Oh, really?
Mal
Easy.
Parks
Yeah. Easy pass is the dangerous.
Flip
They literally had, like, a lawsuit against them.
Ish
See, and that's the shit I'm talking about. I trust one motherfucker and look what happens. I've never. Yeah, I've checked my account, like, three times since we've been recording.
Joe Budden
Why are you doing this?
Ish
Could go somewhere somebody can say, apparently a bonus was coming in.
Mal
I just checked My shit just now.
Flip
Like refresh, no bonus. Refresh, no bonus.
Ish
Right.
Joe Budden
Next refresh.
Ish
We're calling Uber. Yeah. How long it take to get out this motherfucker, man?
Joe Budden
But do you ever think that what you saw there two hours ago is not about to be there?
Ish
That's my worry. That's my perpetual worry. And I don't have any reason to think that except it could.
Mal
You just never know what you never.
Ish
Know, somebody takes your money. Some I. Somebody hit some Internet scam, some shit hat. I don't know. I just want to check it. I'm not worried my wife has access to. I'm not worried about her taking the money. It's our money. She could do what she wants with the money. As long as I know where it went, I'm okay. But it can't go nowhere. Where? I don't know. And I'm a check it every couple hours. In fact, talking right now has me uncomfortable.
Flip
You don't have like lifelock.
Ish
I don't even know what that is.
Parks
Ain't that the shit? When you fall.
Joe Budden
It's when you fall down and you.
Mal
Gotta press the button, right?
Joe Budden
Press the button on the big mouth.
Flip
As life alert, you fucks.
Joe Budden
What's LifeLock?
Flip
LifeLock is a service that basically kind of ensures.
Joe Budden
Well, you got a Lifelock ad, first put your voice. You put your cameo voice. Yo.
Mal
She really did.
Ish
I'm glad you asked.
Flip
No, write it down. But it's basically a service that. Basically that high or sorry alerts you if there is some weird activity going on. Yeah. If your information gets put out.
Ish
Oh, yeah. I got on the Dark web. I got all them. I got. I got Credit Secure Life. I got all them. I got like four of them. I probably spend like a couple hundred month just on alerts. Yeah, yeah.
Joe Budden
Y'all are really mad. Men and women paranoid.
Ish
I'm fucking terrified.
Mal
Well, we're not making a lot of money.
Ish
Like, yeah, we don't got money.
Joe Budden
Like, yes, y'all are. And stop. Enough. Because there was no pocket watching while I was gone. Don't do it now.
Ish
There's nobody to watch you.
Mal
Don't leave.
Joe Budden
Are you crazy? I get the pocket watch and every time I see one of them little late night rooms, Mark be doing Mark with Jessica, Van says, talking about the laws in Egypt and how they gonna. I'm like, oh, he back at it.
Ish
With my tin can.
Joe Budden
Yeah, you don't. He don't play about that. What else, what else, what else, what else? Luigi, represented by wife of Diddy's lawyer. Is it too soon to say I like this guy a little bit?
Flip
No, everybody's the same thing.
Parks
He's also a hero.
Joe Budden
You tell me about people to the people. No, he is. How could he not be? He found the one functioning city bike and got the PDA on that. That got a city bike, went through Central park, and then he just got hungry.
Ish
But why McDonald's? That seems like the worst place to go.
Joe Budden
No, no.
Flip
It seems actually pretty smart, Perkins.
Ish
That'd be a White Castle. I'd be at some place that has.
Flip
A little less a lot of volume.
Parks
Somewhere not corporate is where I would be.
Flip
I figure he's smart like a bodega.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Flip
Getting a chopped cheese or something.
Ish
Yeah, because they know Poppy ain't never calling nobody.
Joe Budden
Never.
Ish
Yeah, they could know you're the person they're not going to call.
Parks
Never.
Flip
That's where he went wrong.
Joe Budden
He probably just felt like I'm in an obscure town.
Flip
Aluna.
Joe Budden
Yeah. Like, who's supposed to see somebody out there? Except for the one McDonald's worker that sees you? And then they say, all right, we still not paying you. We're still not giving you your reward money.
Mal
I thought that.
Flip
It's going to be split three ways.
Mal
Yeah.
Ish
How much was the reward?
Flip
60 grand.
Ish
Oh, that'll make any sense?
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ish
I'm making a towel.
Flip
Yeah, but he ain't gonna get the whole thing because there's two people that saw him first. So it's gonna be split.
Ish
20,000 is enough to snitch a. You don't know snitch for a whole lot less.
Joe Budden
I'm negotiating. Well, first of all, I'm not doing nothing for 20 grand. One, two. I'm negotiating contingent upon what they did. Like, how bad do you want this person? If I got the answer, he right over there.
Parks
That company.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Parks
They make a lot of money over there. Yeah, that they would.
Ish
Yeah, man, that's a solid point. But that's how the healthcare companies is. They made $300 billion. We'll give you 20,000 if you tell us who killed.
Flip
Mm.
Ish
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Luigi being villainized and Daniel Penny being big upped some sick shit.
Mal
Well, I don't think Luigi's really being villainized.
Joe Budden
People are praising Luigi, not the people that matter.
Mal
Oh, fans.
Joe Budden
The fans. Maybe Twitter.
Ish
Do you. Conspiracy issue. ISA was here talking about it. The greatest conspiracy ever. That he's not really the guy and that there is a whole thing.
Joe Budden
For God's sake, Listen, while I was gone, takes were getting off. No, no, no, no, no.
Mal
Get it Off. Let it out.
Joe Budden
I am super appreciative and grateful.
Ish
Back to the speech. Watch the hands come together. It's time for the speech.
Joe Budden
To each member for the job that they did.
Mal
Let it out, man.
Joe Budden
Some takes was getting yo that tin foil. Thank y'all for upholding the fabric of this thing. But what was he saying, Luigi?
Flip
And whether he did it or not, the alleged criminal.
Joe Budden
No, I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't.
Mal
I don't think it's conspiracy.
Ish
Yeah, I. I don't think he's a criminal mastermind either. I think he's a. It's a. It's a couple things. Like, I think he's a white guy. Like, if you do the same crime with the same technology, you get caught, you don't make it. You don't make it to Herald Square. But a white guy on a city bike isn't going to get caught in the same way. I think his whiteness got him through. I think he's a tech genius. He's an engineer. He knew how to make a weapon. He knew how to make all that. But that don't mean you know how to run from the cops.
Mal
He was just calm and poised in that situation. That's it. Like, sometimes other people, if it was one of us shot him, went back, shot more. Yeah, we would have stood over and ran something. I'm joking. But in that situation, one thing that stuck out to me is how calm he was in the situation. Like, he wasn't. He wasn't nervous. It didn't appear to be. He wasn't erratic. He just went by the garbage, comfortable, took a bike. He rode slowly.
Joe Budden
I'll tell you one thing none the wiser. I was looking for him when the cops was looking for him to challenge him to a Monopoly game. Who the fuck you think you are, nigga? Fuck you think you are, running around with Monopoly money in your backpack like you built like that. Smoke your boots and Monopoly.
Ish
This.
Mal
Oh, gosh, a lot of don't think you can.
Ish
He's about to anger me.
Joe Budden
It don't matter. But he had Monopoly money in his bag. Like, dog, don't play with me. I'll find you. I'll come find you with the board, and we can get to it. There was.
Ish
There was a conversation that was had while you were going, oh, my God.
Mal
Yeah, he was.
Ish
And I'm. I'm trying not to raise my blood pressure.
Joe Budden
Go ahead, go to spades.
Ish
Yeah, I'm not even gonna go to Monopoly. Don't go to spades, right? Because I don't pretend to be a great Monopoly player because I'm an adult, but, oh, shit, shoot some ladders. I get you, nigga. No, I don't know. But spades. I simply made a claim that I was a very good spades player.
Flip
I feel like you said you were the greatest spades player.
Ish
When I said the part, I said I'm the best spades player he's ever met. Like, in real life. Like, I'm sure there's people on TV or in some Olympic shit, but, like, I'm special. I'm special. And I went in Twitter and I had an engagement about it, and then this dude jumps in, and I don't look like a space player.
Joe Budden
No. You know what's funny about him?
Ish
What the fuck does a space player look like?
Joe Budden
Not like you. They not like us. They not like us.
Ish
This guy.
Joe Budden
Because then he's on Twitter saying, yeah, of all the people up there, I believe J1 probably could play because he went to a HBCU. Like, he said that.
Ish
I'm talking for my opponents. I'm not saying you can't play, but you won't ever be on the same team.
Joe Budden
I shouldn't be inserted into this foolishness. I think you should be able to get off whatever lies you want to get off. There's no lies on the broadcast, bro.
Ish
Like, I'm more.
Joe Budden
I was more ashamed of the crew, specifically ice and Ish.
Ish
Or maybe they know something about you.
Joe Budden
That you don't know, which would be.
Ish
That you're not as good as you think you are.
Joe Budden
Mark, you're making a grave mistake. This is not like, the basketball thing.
Ish
No, I think you have a better chance.
Joe Budden
You maybe have a shot there.
Ish
I was about to say you have a shot at basketball.
Flip
Wait, hold on. Didn't that date pass?
Joe Budden
No, no, no. We're doing a gym.
Ish
He had an emergency.
Joe Budden
No, not true. That was the date we was booking gyms. We. The book gym was always booked for January. I'm sorry that they didn't let y'all know that, but it's booked for January.
Ish
That's probably my bonus email.
Joe Budden
Yeah. I couldn't believe they let you sit up there and say. Say that in. In any set that. That I'm a part of.
Ish
I'm sure you're a fine space player. Seriously, I think you are as good as the average person at spades. Oh, I'm just telling you that you can't beat me. I don't know. I don't really care. No, I go latch you. I don't really gamble.
Mal
This pays.
Ish
Ain't a gambling game for me.
Flip
Because you don't want to take other people's money.
Ish
No, it's not even. I'm not. I'm just. I don't. We just talk shit when we play space. I never space Big joker, little joker to a diamond to a spade. But we can play black, man, you know, higher. You know, I mean, or we could just throw them out and say, no, no top. No. No big face cards. We could do whatever you want.
Joe Budden
I spoke to my partner about you.
Ish
So that was the other thing.
Joe Budden
I spoke to my partner.
Ish
He texts. So he texted me and says, I just left my partner now on Instagram. You had just left a seven year old birthday part party.
Joe Budden
Yeah. So happy birthday to my baby. I love you.
Ish
Is that your partner?
Joe Budden
Oh, no, my dad's my partner.
Ish
Oh, this over.
Joe Budden
I'm.
Ish
I'm comfortable. I'm comfortable. We're fine. We're fine.
Mal
Yo, let's.
Ish
We're fine.
Mal
No, no.
Ish
Playing with your dad is beautiful. It's a great just the two of us moment.
Parks
I got cards right there.
Ish
Yeah, I will play for. I don't mind playing for money.
Joe Budden
Can I plug this in? It's right there. Is this Marcus? Yes, it is. Hey, Marcus, it's Joe Budden, man. How you doing? I got the number saved. I'm doing great. What's going on? Nothing much, man. Happy holidays to you and your family. Happy holidays to you too, man. Let me get some money, man. Listen, I'm calling you. I got a really disrespectful co host who is not only challenging me to a spade game, but once I told him that my partner is my dad, he laughed and said, I'm not worried about y'all at all. Now this guy, I've never seen him play. I don't know if he played for money. I don't know. I don't know. But I'm just calling you so maybe you could tell him that this is a bad idea because I ain't seen you in years. Right? Yeah, it's been a while, actually. Before you took off to the moon. Oh, thank you. Congratulations. Thank you, man. Thank you. So can you just tell him as being like one of my former victims. Oh, wow, the disrespect. You asked me to do you a favor for coming at me with this. All right, I apologize. I apologize. But I mean, just tell him what. What type of trees barking up at least. I mean, if he's a smart man. He won't put no money up unless he got to lose. If he's a sharp guy, if you like throwing money in the garbage can, just might as well burn it. Which he may. Which he may. But he also said he don't really play for money. And he's like one of them guys that play for fun. Like, he went to hbcu. So you think he like me? Oh, he's a young buck.
Mal
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Joe Budden
About 46. It's a birthday today, actually. Oh, it's his birthday? Whoop his ass for his birthday.
Mal
That's what I'm saying.
Ish
Yo, Marcus, if you played Joe right now, who would win, you or him?
Joe Budden
You said what?
Ish
If you played Joe right now, in spades. Your squad versus his squad, who would win?
Joe Budden
I have to be honest with you. I mean, I'm out the game a little bit. I don't play as much. So. We ended him. Kill me right now. We ended him. Me and my partner came to his place of work and ended him, never to be seen again. Listen, that. That's false premises, right?
Ish
That's not the truth right there. That. That's this whole. Sounds shaky.
Joe Budden
That's not authentic. But you know what, Joe? I know you in Jersey. You have to block to me, you know? You know, I'm gonna bring a partner to meet you over there. When. And not you. You can't play with your father because you and your father got too much. I don't know what the Is going on.
Ish
They cheat. I already know they cheat. You talking across the board, and I.
Joe Budden
Don'T think they cheat. I won't call it cheating. I just think they know each other very well. Where. You know, that's fine. If I lean with this, you know what to do. It's like a mental thing. It's not.
Ish
That's just being good at spades. I could live with that.
Joe Budden
They got that space connection. I wouldn't want to play with him and the father. You're gonna lose.
Ish
I'm.
Joe Budden
That's. That's all a. Marcus.
Ish
Thank you. Marcus all.
Joe Budden
I called you for my brother, man. Hey, no, no, I know. I hear you getting money, too. We're gonna talk about it. Well, I've been doing that for a while. Oh, man. This didn't start happening yesterday, but my bad, my bad, my bad. That's been going on. But we gonna talk football Sunday. Let's get to it one of these days. 100%. All right, player. Love you, bro.
Ish
So that's like Luigi's Lawyer. I feel. I feel even better now. Let's bet it.
Joe Budden
All right, we can leave now.
Ish
Let's bet it.
Joe Budden
We've won. I've won a war.
Ish
He basically said, you and your dad talk across the board and you can beat him only because he's been out the game.
Joe Budden
All right, don't worry about it. I'm gonna fix you.
Ish
You say less.
Joe Budden
Say less, say less. Don't worry about it.
Ish
Game night. Game night, my crib.
Joe Budden
Say less.
Ish
Monopoly, spades, whatever the y'all want to play. What else you played?
Joe Budden
Don't worry about it. Don't worry.
Ish
Connect Four. What else you do? What other little kid ass games you turn?
Flip
Uno.
Ish
Uno.
Joe Budden
Oh, I'm good at Uno. I'm.
Ish
I'm good at Uno too, but I ain't playing Uno. I wouldn't. I wouldn't brag about my Uno skills.
Joe Budden
Even though my family house, I try to walk in the. In the cousin room and get acquainted with some of the younger cousins. They in there playing Uno. Yeah. Go get, man. Deal me in. They playing a new Uno where you could just. It's blank cards where you just write the consequence. So they was me up. Switch. Switch cards with him. Switch hands with him. Pick up the deck. It's like.
Ish
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mal
You have one last card. You can switch it. Yeah.
Ish
Do you play spades?
Mal
No.
Ish
Mel, do you play space?
Joe Budden
No, no. She's white withdrawing.
Ish
Yeah. I'm just going to find a part. I'm saying I can. I can get anybody to be my partner. I'm saying anybody who knows the rules, and it's solid, and I'm a win.
Joe Budden
I already said say less, my brother. We gonna work it out.
Mal
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Yeah, we gonna work it out.
Ish
Say less. We good.
Joe Budden
We've heard enough. Anything else on. On Luigi?
Mal
No.
Parks
I can't wait for the docs.
Ish
I want to see.
Joe Budden
I'm ready for.
Ish
I want to see the scripted joint. I want to see the guy who gets to play Luigi.
Mal
Is he still like.
Ish
Like the Aaron Hernandez. You know what he like? Yeah.
Mal
Is he still fighting his extradition to New York. Is he still fighting?
Joe Budden
Yes.
Flip
Yeah, he is.
Mal
Okay.
Flip
Trying to think of who would play Luigi.
Ish
That's what I'm saying.
Parks
I could see the dude from the night of.
Flip
The night of. He's Pakistani.
Joe Budden
So. So the Scarface was white.
Parks
Reverse it.
Joe Budden
I want to see a doc about how many people have. How many people are from Project Innocence, have killed somebody afterward. Oh, shit. That's bad.
Mal
Yeah.
Joe Budden
I think my first episode off, it was like, hey, this guy from Project.
Mal
Innocent, 24 year old WAX.
Joe Budden
I was like, hey, wait a second.
Mal
Philly nigga locked up for 24 years, came home and killed somebody over $1,400 worth of cocaine.
Ish
Yeah, that was a bad choice and had that settlement.
Joe Budden
Come on. Project innocent.
Mal
He won 41 million, right?
Joe Budden
Come on, we got.
Flip
I don't remember how much he won. It was enough that you should be selling cocaine.
Ish
Oh, yeah. They say 40% of people death Row is. Is not guilty.
Mal
Yeah.
Ish
So he just was part of that. Of the 60s. Sounds like you. They swung and missed on that one.
Joe Budden
Fucking Jason Bateman tricked me into watching some shit on Netflix. What? Some chick or Carry On?
Mal
I watched it.
Joe Budden
I like the airport version of Phone Booth.
Parks
Okay.
Joe Budden
Jason Bateman is doing some shiesty shit in the airport and he's caught the TSA worker into helping him against his will. I watched it. And good actors in it.
Mal
It wasn't bad, though, Joe.
Joe Budden
I didn't say it was bad.
Ish
I need to watch.
Joe Budden
I watched the whole thing. It was. It was compelling, but it was a bad Jason Bates movie. It was like. It was like Jason Bateman picking roles during the pandemic maybe, or some shit. Like it wasn't his normal Jason Bateman type role. But I liked it. I liked it.
Flip
Mark, you have so much more than you need to watch before you watch Fucking Carry On.
Ish
The thing I've learned on this pod.
Flip
Is I haven't seen things Mark has not seen. The Sopranos. That's not a fucking episode. He hasn't seen Green Mile, Shawshank, Game of Thrones.
Joe Budden
Wait, when did Green Mal make it to the list of things I had to see?
Ish
Mel says it's one of the greatest movies of all time.
Joe Budden
Mel's a good movie. Tracks.
Flip
No, no, no. That's not what I said.
Ish
You said.
Flip
I said it's in my top. That's not even top 50. It's top five.
Joe Budden
Wow.
Flip
Of my personal.
Joe Budden
Green Male is not in your top five?
Flip
Listen, you jaded, cynical. Yes, it is. It is a beautiful story that covers all of these themes that affect the human experience and condition.
Mal
He died at the end. I didn't see it.
Ish
I've been waiting 20 years to watch it.
Joe Budden
I'm about to say it's 20 years old by now. If you kind of missed it, then.
Ish
I was gonna watch it. I'm gonna watch it. I'm gonna watch. I was gonna watch Joshua this weekend.
Mal
But, man, you still ain't watching me up.
Ish
I was on the road. That's Right. I was on the road from home.
Joe Budden
Sopranos is shocking.
Parks
That's crazy.
Ish
I realized what it was after being here for a while. Cause I was like, it sounds like I was in jail or something. But what it was is that when I was working on my PhD, I was like, I can't fall. No, no, no.
Mal
That's what it was.
Ish
If it came out between 2001, like, 2005, I didn't watch shit. So everything that came out during that period I just missed. I kept trying to figure out, like, Gladiator, all the shit y'all talk about all came out in the same window. The Sopranos I want to watch, but I just came in too late. I didn't watch the Wire until 2010. Like, it was.
Joe Budden
I watched the Wire later.
Parks
Yeah, I watched the Printers and the Wire late. But that was still. It's been like. Still 25 years.
Joe Budden
I didn't know.
Ish
I didn't know.
Joe Budden
Surprise.
Ish
Was that good?
Mal
It is.
Flip
I'm watching it again.
Ish
Where does it rank among, like, one.
Flip
Of the greatest show.
Parks
A lot of people have, like, one. A lot of people. I don't know if I do, but not the Wire.
Ish
I would think it wouldn't be one among HBO shows.
Flip
Yes, it is.
Parks
A lot of people have.
Flip
Yes, it is.
Ish
Really? Above succession, above the Wire, above all that. Above Game of Thrones.
Joe Budden
I've never watched Game of Thrones.
Ish
Thank you.
Joe Budden
Except for the Red Wedding.
Ish
I don't even know what that is.
Joe Budden
And I watched the last season when they start putting Coca Cola bottles and all ads. That was funny.
Ish
Wait, so none of y'all else got, like, a show or a movie that's, like, embarrassing that you haven't seen? No, no, I don't think so.
Joe Budden
No, I've seen everything that's, like, culturally relevant.
Mal
You know what? I watched this.
Ish
You a real piece of shit, you know that?
Mal
You know what I watched this weekend? I watched the Christopher Reeve story. Superman story. I watched it. It was a nice doc.
Joe Budden
Hey, hey. You watch yourself.
Mal
Well, that's exciting. That's. Hey, I want to give respect to, you know, recipes. His wife, man, she's a strong woman, man. I just. I took some things from that, how strong she was. The white woman was dedicated to her husband. A lot of people.
Flip
A lot of people left him after.
Mal
He became a quadriplegic.
Ish
I left with the flu.
Flip
Right.
Mal
Yo, shout out to Dana. But then I realized she passed away as well.
Flip
She did.
Mal
His wife passed away. I wanted to shout out how strong she was.
Joe Budden
You can still shout out you can shout her out.
Mal
No, no, she passed away. It wouldn't land.
Flip
I'm sure her family would appreciate it.
Joe Budden
You think people that passed away can't hear?
Mal
Nah, she can't hear nothing, man.
Flip
She might be in this room.
Mal
Yeah, I. Stop it with that.
Flip
Come on.
Mal
I don't like that.
Joe Budden
Back to the hats again. So.
Mal
It's okay.
Joe Budden
It's okay. What else? What else? What else? Travis Hunter, he got a pass. Everybody gets a pass for me today. I don't have nothing. No smoke for nobody. For real.
Parks
Look what a little vacation does for you.
Joe Budden
Yeah, it's nothing to be. I ain't letting this job. My blood pressure up again.
Mal
This very humbling.
Joe Budden
The nurse left this morning. You're doing great.
Parks
Good.
Joe Budden
Amazon hires Taylor Rooks to lead. Not the NBA pregame.
Flip
The Amazon pregame.
Parks
Oh, yeah.
Ish
For NBA, though.
Flip
For the NBA.
Parks
When they get it next year, shout.
Ish
Out to Taylor Rooks.
Flip
Man, that has made a lot of men very happy.
Joe Budden
I am so proud of her because of her acumen.
Flip
She's amazing.
Ish
Very good.
Joe Budden
She's very good. We shouldn't just do this through the male gaze. I mean, we shouldn't just view this through the male gaze.
Flip
Growth. That's that growth you're talking about now.
Mal
She look good.
Flip
Oh, you just.
Joe Budden
And she's great at her job.
Ish
Yeah. I don't want to objectify her. I'll just say, yes, you do. Male gaze.
Joe Budden
It'll help.
Parks
It'll help.
Ish
Yeah, she. She's so talented, man. And I've known her since. Since she was working at, I think, Yahoo.
Mal
You know, everybody. She used to come to the ladies, see how this works for you.
Joe Budden
Wait, hold up. Here comes.
Ish
She's like my little sister.
Mal
Yeah, I know. I used to use that. And that's my sister, except for male, but that's my status. That old school. You late to the party.
Ish
No, really, Like, Taylor is the homie.
Mal
Because she's younger than you, right? You was a professor.
Ish
I'm like, probably. I don't know. I'm probably 15 years older than Taylor.
Mal
I might be more than Angle. That Professor Angle, she used to come.
Ish
To Sixers games, you know, doing some. You know, and I watched her do.
Joe Budden
The grind from like. Yeah, she grew up. She grew up.
Ish
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Seeing her journey, I watched the journey.
Ish
That's important, you know, And I. She actually was friends with my ex, one of my exes.
Mal
And that tells us a lot.
Joe Budden
Clap it up for that.
Ish
And, yeah, so she was always like the little sister, the homie. But, like, watching her grind and get better at the craft.
Mal
You're just more proud of her work.
Ish
So proud.
Mal
The grind.
Ish
You're a freaky ass.
Joe Budden
No, I'm happy for Taylor, too. Congratulations to Taylor Rooks, friend of the show. We absolutely love her. And shout out to Amazon for. For promoting black talent.
Mal
Yeah, that's.
Ish
That's the point. That part. And I mean, think about, like, when we were watching the NBA back in the day, when it was, like, Peter Vessi and, like, all these.
Joe Budden
Marv Albert.
Ish
Marv Albert. And now you got Malika Andrews, you know, doing some stuff on espn, you know, the daily NBA show. Whatever you think. I'm just saying, like, to see, like, black women in positions of power in sports and visible positions as well. I want to see them behind the scenes as producers, but also, like, on camera. That's a beautiful thing. That's a lot of growth, man. We would have never seen that 20 years ago.
Flip
Well, I educated them last pod about Jane Kennedy.
Ish
Oh, the legendary. They know Jane.
Flip
They did not know who's Jane Kennedy. Yeah, remember she. But then I also told them how.
Ish
Not with the fact that's Angela Davis.
Mal
Oh, I don't know then.
Flip
Yeah, exactly.
Ish
Remember she got shot about Miss Fat Booty? She looked like Jane Kennedy. No, that's what Most was talking about.
Flip
Okay, well, then I also educated on them. On what destroyed her career.
Parks
Indeed. We don't need to rehash it.
Joe Budden
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ish
No, we did it.
Joe Budden
Married people in the building. Who was the ghetto side of the family at the wedding?
Parks
Mine.
Mal
Mine.
Ish
Mine.
Joe Budden
For sure.
Mal
My side.
Ish
Okay, how about you?
Joe Budden
In the event that we are married.
Ish
No, like, if there were a wedding, who'd be the.
Joe Budden
I'd probably plead the fifth. Pleading the fifth is probably the best shit to do. It is in the world. I told my girl my answer, though. She knows who I think will be the ghetto people.
Parks
But don't do it publicly.
Joe Budden
Smart. No, no, no, no, no, no. I plead a fifth on that one. I don't know, man. I just don't know. Gotta see, gotta see, gotta see. Listen, I keep saying I want a small wedding. Take me to city hall. Let me alone.
Ish
Well, that's what we did, but we're gonna do a wedding.
Parks
Oh, you gonna do one, like, after the fact?
Joe Budden
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ish
We're gonna do one pro months.
Parks
Okay.
Ish
Yeah, yeah, we did. Like, we got married because we wanted to be married and all of that, but it's like, we want. We want a real ceremony.
Flip
So here or destination.
Ish
That's the.
Joe Budden
That's It.
Ish
That's what we've been going back and forth about. You know, I would like something small, simple in a way, but, you know, my mother's older. Our mother's an older. Some other stuff. So we may end up doing something here and in the States, you know, but so. So we're really on the fence about it. Why? Why would you. What you thinking?
Joe Budden
Oh, no, I'm laughing. My family had some type of family reunion recently in Tampa. I guess we lost the vote to have it in South Carolina where my aunt. My aunt's older aunts, 90, 91, 92 are. And they made my fucking 90 year old go to table. Oh, I'm gonna fuck my family up. So listening to you talk about the moms being older and the destination where it just made me think of my aunt and how old people get it bad. They just make them track. Yeah, they don't give a fuck. That's fucked up, but don't give a fuck.
Ish
Where was your wedding?
Parks
Upstate.
Ish
Upstate. That's probably what we think about. And Mel, if y'all end up continuing the progress that y'all are progressing on.
Joe Budden
What if y'all continue down this path of love and bliss that you on right this second. You ain't been in Chicago in months. I don't know how it's.
Flip
You don't know where I've been.
Joe Budden
Yes, I do. I track you. You have not been to Chicago.
Mal
Mel is gas in it, but we're gonna let you live.
Ish
But he's been here. He's been here.
Mal
I told Mel.
Joe Budden
I'm joking.
Mal
I told Mel. I read her whole text message name when she had with. She was feeling free and loose on the pod. She was texting mad messages and her phone was leaning in. You better believe I read it. I was all in her business. Gas. Keep gas in them. I'm with you.
Joe Budden
Isn't that one of the downsides of like being the only woman in like this male dominated fucking workplace? Is that N is in your like love affair business and we in your business.
Mal
Cause we love you. It's okay.
Ish
I don't think she loves it.
Mal
We never gonna let no, we ain't gonna let no nigga talk.
Joe Budden
Cause he an actor. I ain't asked her about it. I don't know. I don't think she loved that sag.
Mal
Aftra let just come around trying to be down. No, it's okay.
Flip
It's all good. But in terms of weddings, I like the idea of a destination wedding, but there's another half Barbados, maybe Yeah, that.
Joe Budden
Sounds too expensive already.
Flip
It does sound very, very expensive.
Ish
We probably. We think in Puerto Rico. Yeah.
Joe Budden
There you go.
Ish
Nice and simple.
Joe Budden
There you go. On the Peter Pan. On the Peter Pan.
Parks
Peter Pan.
Joe Budden
Yeah. All that. What else is important? Unimportant. I don't. I don't care. We can talk about anything. Everyone feel free and loose.
Mal
Don't call for it like you don't call. Don't call out for the looseness. Let it happen organically. You know, we know this because I'm still waiting for you to tell.
Joe Budden
I'm not doing it.
Mal
You got to.
Joe Budden
I know you want me to do it because you've. You fancy, like, how my brain looks at this stuff, but I ain't doing it. I'm appreciative.
Mal
Got away with a lot of books.
Joe Budden
I'm appreciative and grateful to each member of this podcast for the job that they did. There was a lot of. Nigga what? Yo. Niggas was getting shit off, yo. You talk about ice and ish with the tinfoil hat. On about Luigi. Mine is more so on about the drones over Jersey.
Parks
I was wondering if you've seen some drones.
Mal
Yes.
Ish
What? I don't know this story.
Flip
What you didn't hear about.
Mal
Are you serious, man?
Joe Budden
Texangelo. Ryan, man, what you been doing?
Ish
I've been. I've been single for the last five days.
Flip
Oh, I don't.
Ish
I didn't watch the news. I didn't do.
Parks
You are the news.
Ish
I was on the run. I didn't look at the tv. I didn't do.
Joe Budden
Mark.
Mal
There's drones. There's unidentified drones.
Joe Budden
He was faithful, right?
Ish
Yeah, I didn't do that.
Joe Budden
It sounded like.
Ish
All right, no, I'm just saying I. I was taking advantage when I.
Joe Budden
When I get five days away and don't see the TV or the phone.
Ish
I'm testing.
Flip
I mean, but he had a baby strapped to him, so.
Ish
I had a baby.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ish
I was. I was parent. I remember. I was. I was like room service, drinking, chilling, PlayStation, all this. All the faithful marriages.
Joe Budden
Just to let Mel know.
Flip
Oh, okay.
Joe Budden
You can cheat with the baby.
Flip
As a matter of fact, it might add you faster.
Mal
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Baby to help you get it off. Yeah, but that's still my mark. Just in general.
Ish
Yeah, I don't see that.
Joe Budden
Okay, so you don't know about drones flying over New Jersey for several weeks?
Mal
Unidentified drones been flying over Jersey every night for several weeks.
Ish
Oh, is that why y'all was talking about aliens and shit on the pod last week?
Joe Budden
Yes.
Ish
Yes, that went right over my head.
Mal
Mad drones. And then, you know, the police, the FBI, a lot of, you know, a lot of law enforcement are saying they don't know what it is, they don't know where it's coming from, but they own it. They're trying to identify where it's coming from. But. But there's some going on.
Ish
And the tinfoil hat people probably think it's aliens or some.
Parks
Yeah, or something.
Joe Budden
Yeah, or something.
Mal
But I heard that when, you know, somebody said that she spoke to somebody from the Pentagon and they were saying they were looking. Something pertaining to gamma.
Parks
Is it the record label?
Mal
No, not Gamma. Gamma Ray or whatever. Something like that. Something. Let me, let me find out. You guys talk about our.
Joe Budden
Trump came out and was like, the government knows what's going on and they're not telling nobody. Now, I didn't vote for Trump, but this is one of the reasons I appreciate him.
Ish
Right.
Joe Budden
Because he gonna come out and say it's China for sure. He gonna come out and just kind of say some shit he wasn't supposed to say. I also listened to some experts. Some people that work with drones and have military contracts, they were saying that they. And not their expert opinion. They don't claim to be experts and they don't want to spread misinformation like I'm about to do. But they were saying they don't believe that these are evil drones. They just feel like the government knows where these drones are coming from. He felt like the drones were coming to smell something. Yeah. So, yeah, that's because there is no reason for. He says a drone can't really see anything in the nighttime. So there is no reason to send a drone out in the nighttime unless you're in search of a person or a thing.
Mal
So what I got.
Joe Budden
And he thought that that was a sin. Go ahead.
Mal
I said these are drones tracking gamma rays linked to possible WMDs in a massive counter terror operation.
Ish
Oh, see that?
Parks
Y'all got WMDs in Jersey.
Joe Budden
I don't think it's fair that Jersey gets the drones first.
Mal
Yeah, that's kind of crazy.
Parks
I was unshocked by that. Why Jersey seems like a good first place for aliens to. To take in this American life.
Ish
I feel like so uninteresting. Maybe that's why.
Parks
Interesting, yet uninteresting at the same time.
Ish
Yeah, yeah.
Joe Budden
I feel like we paid too much in taxes to have to deal with this first.
Ish
That's a fact.
Joe Budden
And Delaware is right there. Like, if there were ever a test ground, test over there. Nobody going to Delaware.
Mal
They got. They got police officers. It's so scary. They didn't put nobody on. Another police officer trying to shoot at the drone in Jersey. They got officers, a video of an officer trying to shoot at the drone. And it's not. You're not going to hit the drone.
Joe Budden
Then they had a meeting in Jersey with all the. All the officials. Yeah, they did. They called an emergency meeting. I would play the clip, but it's extremely long. And they called them to the meeting to say, we don't know shit. So some of the officials left the meeting and tore their ass off. I traveled three hours to this bullshit for you to say you have no idea what this is? One of them was like, he was flying a helicopter and one of the drones, A few of the drones came up on his helicopter and he retreated because he was afraid. He.
Ish
They asked, how big are these drones?
Joe Budden
They asked him. They're big. Some of them are rumored to be 6ft, 8ft.
Flip
Oh, these are not drones. These are not drones.
Joe Budden
What are they? Tell us more, Mel.
Flip
They're UFOs.
Joe Budden
See, this is some of that y'all was doing while I was going. That's not gonna. That's not gonna.
Ish
Nobody knows.
Joe Budden
What is your basis? What is your basis?
Flip
The fact that everybody's acting stupid and every law enforcement agency is claiming like, we don't know what it is. No, y'all know what it is. And you don't want to deal with mass.
Ish
No, but I mean, they are UFOs. But that's.
Mal
But, yeah, but sometimes the higher ups don't communicate with local law enforcement's mail. The FBI and Homeland, they're not communicating with local.
Flip
Point is that they know what it is and they're not telling us because they don't. They're trying to avoid mass hysteria.
Joe Budden
Humans are so stupid that we assume that same stupidity on other entities, such as aliens. Like, I believe aliens to have better shit to do than to surveil New Jersey during the holidays. Like, what do you. What would you say these aliens are doing?
Flip
I don't know. Just fucking saying on the next fucking episode of Shit Show Earth. I don't know. Maybe they're fucking entertained by the going on down here. I don't know.
Mal
There's nothing going on down there in Jersey really.
Flip
I mean, just life in general.
Mal
Gotcha.
Joe Budden
And I feel like if it was really, somebody would shoot one of them down or tail.
Flip
Didn't you say a cop tried, hey, yo.
Mal
And they sent another drone. Local police sent their Drone cops can't.
Joe Budden
Hit number black people.
Mal
As soon as the drone got close to that, it. It powered the other drone down. So when the police officer sent this drone up and as soon as it got close, his drone fell down.
Joe Budden
They say that they do have some special features like some Apple drones or some.
Mal
Some that could just take the power away. But it's not. It's not aliens.
Ish
It's not at all.
Joe Budden
No, I don't think it's not aliens. Melissa Ford.
Mal
Okay, real quick. In news, man outside of the Pentagon with a loaded gun, 14 pounds of marijuana and a Glock switch and his underwear was arrested.
Joe Budden
Sleepwalking. See what I mean?
Ish
Get to everybody time.
Mal
Joe. He was not sleeping. What do these do with the Pentagon? Leave the Pentagon alone. They'll you up in there. They'll you up.
Joe Budden
Is that breaking?
Mal
Yeah, just now. It happened like an hour ago. An hour ago actually three hours ago, man. I saw a Pentagon with a loaded gun, 14 pounds of marijuana, and the Glock switch. 14 in his underwear was arrested.
Flip
14.
Parks
It's an interesting.
Mal
Yeah.
Parks
Thing to carry by the pedestal.
Ish
He probably got some. It's probably some legalization message, you know. I mean, these are people who want to do like suicide by cop too. There are a lot of people right now who have mental health issues that want to get taken out by the government. They want to get shot.
Mal
So they go and do these things.
Ish
Just to stand in front of Pentagon with a Glock or do that. Yeah, yeah, you die. It's part of their message. I don't know. It's weird to me, but the people.
Mal
That set themselves on fire and stuff like that.
Ish
Exactly.
Joe Budden
Got it.
Ish
Exactly. I wish more people got mental health. We saw the NBA player who just jumped out of a window. Was that last night?
Joe Budden
Who the did that?
Ish
He played for the Magic. I'll tell you his name.
Joe Budden
They want to be Eric Sermon so bad.
Mal
NBA player jumped out the window.
Ish
Yeah, he's a European guy though. His name is.
Joe Budden
Is he alive? No, no, no.
Ish
He.
Joe Budden
He.
Ish
It worked.
Joe Budden
Oh, okay. I'm sorry to hear that.
Ish
His name is Janice Timmer.
Joe Budden
Yeah, I saw that he passed. I didn't know that.
Ish
Yeah, that was how they say. It's an apparent suicide, but he jumped out of a window.
Mal
I wanted to ask you a question.
Joe Budden
Sorry.
Mal
Pertaining to NBA. Rest in peace to him and his family. How do you feel that the ratings are down in the NBA? Tremendously. Jonah, how do you feel as an avid sports watcher? Like, ratings are down. NBA is looking like a shithole.
Joe Budden
They should put better product, better product out. That's how I feel about it. I think these stories are coming out faster than I'm used to. Like even if the ratings are all the way down, it seems like there's intent with that story being released the way that it is. Maybe while they're negotiating for streaming rights or whatever's going on, I don't know. It's above my pay grade, but it hasn't been the best product. Even me, as an avid watcher of NBA games, I ain't watched as many as I normally watch.
Ish
It's almost unwatchable. It's almost. The Golden State warriors played the Mavericks. I was watching the game. The Mavericks lost. No, I'm sorry. Golden State lost, but they shot 50% from three. They set an NBA record for most three points pointers made in a game. The two teams combined. But it was unwatchable because it's just, it's just a bunch of three pointers and dunks and it's. There's no mid range basketball. There's not a lot of moving the ball. It's. It's like playing a video game.
Joe Budden
Yeah. The NBA seems to be going through what we went through in music where you just lose the fabric of what you were at one point and you have to deal with the evolution of it. I don't want to see teams just run up and down and shoot 53 pointers.
Parks
Four.
Joe Budden
No, that's not, that ain't it.
Mal
I understand that part, but when you.
Joe Budden
Said there's no mid, mid range, mid.
Mal
Range play, what are you talking about? Like as far as defense, field goals.
Joe Budden
Within, from the dotted line to the three point line, mid range, inside of the field.
Ish
Not three pointers, but other jump shots.
Joe Budden
15, 20 footers. Carmelo Anthony. Got it. Okay. Bernard King, DeMar DeRozan.
Ish
Right, got it, got it. And the reason is not just the shot. It's the fact that the kind of basketball you have to play to get those shots are different. You got to set more screens, you got to move, you got to roll, you got to bury. You got to do a lot of basketball stuff that makes the game the game. It's like, it's like if I'm a baseball fan, I love watching pitchers work counts. I know some people think that's boring, but for me it's like watching a pitcher work to count.
Joe Budden
I love that too.
Ish
Right. That's what makes baseball. Baseball. Basketball to me is about screens. It's about boxing out. It's about moving the ball. It's about moving without the ball. You know, all those things that you don't see. If you can shoot a three and then run up the court and shoot another three. And even rebounding. People don't rebound anymore in basketball. Like, I mean, the reason all these guards are getting triple doubles is not because they're such great rebounders. It's because big men, nobody's rebounding.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ish
They just send them everybody up the court and then, yeah, Russell Westbrook can get 15 rebounds.
Joe Budden
And, I mean, a part of me does feel like it's good for the NBA. Good for y'all. There was that. There was a period. I don't know if that period is over. There was a period where every non American player was being promoted as if they were going to carry the torch. Post KD, LeBron, the Joker, Greek freak, Luca, There's a ton of them. So now what?
Ish
Exactly.
Joe Budden
Now what? That. That didn't seem to pan out the way you thought. Who you going to go to now? Womenana. Even though I think he'll stay up. Yeah, he'll stay up, but everybody's not that. You're going to have to find somebody, somewhere to be the face of this thing.
Ish
Yeah, it might be ant. I mean, you know, it's interesting to look. I mean, Minnesota's not the right market, you know what I mean? But to find a young American athletic player that can play, I think is going to be it. You also need more rivalry. We need rivalries again. Player rivalries and team rivals.
Joe Budden
Yeah. Yeah.
Ish
And it's off.
Mal
Yeah. Do they. Do they take away some of the rules they implemented? Do you think that that will work, like, you know, some of the penalties and all that stuff?
Joe Budden
I think they're tinkering. They did the in season tournament. I think that's tinkering the playing, which was tremendous. I think they're tinkering. I do think Adam Silva's brilliant. I think he'll figure it out at some point. Just not right this second.
Ish
But.
Mal
Got you.
Ish
This is.
Joe Budden
This is a transition. This is a transition year.
Mal
Are you gonna put respect on Bronny.
Ish
Name because he had 30 at LA Fitness?
Joe Budden
No, because. No, because he sold 50 million in jerseys.
Mal
Yeah.
Ish
I have nothing but respect for Ronnie James. I appreciate the contribution of every member of the. I appreciate the contribution of every member of the Lakers franchise, including the G League. My issue is not Bronny. You know, my issue is always like, they put Bronny in an impossible position.
Mal
You said that.
Ish
That's all it is. I don't have an issue with Ronnie. Bronny knows how to play basketball. I don't think he's an NBA talent right now, and I don't. And I think they're stunning his growth by making him do this. I'm watching him develop in the G League, and that's where he belongs. But the G League development he had would have been even better in college. I just don't think he's never been the best player on any team he's ever been on, which is weird to be an NBA draft pick. I just wanted him to develop more, but I'm happy he had 30. Other night, I watched that game. I watched how he played. I watched how he moving out the ball. He's starting to figure it out. He's figuring out how to move downhill. He's doing all the things that I want. He's already an elite defender. I love watching him play basketball.
Mal
Got you.
Ish
I just don't think he's. I don't think he's a pro.
Joe Budden
I want to ban him from ever talking about Bronny James, okay?
Ish
It's nothing but respect for him.
Joe Budden
It's not. It's not. It's been nothing but all due respect.
Mal
Are we done with sports?
Joe Budden
Unless there's more sports. No, no, I don't want to step on anything.
Mal
No, no, no, don't. I just want.
Joe Budden
I want everybody to be Lucifer. I haven't heard enough mail.
Mal
I haven't heard enough Mel.
Joe Budden
This episode. What?
Mal
I want to ask you about Caitlin Clark. They said that she was over, Buddy.
Joe Budden
It's over, Buddy. Y'all did it. Y'all did that one, too. I watched it, Okay? I watched.
Mal
All right, man.
Joe Budden
Oh, my God.
Mal
That was on the Patreon we did on the Major.
Joe Budden
I watched. Okay? I watched. It's on my list. I mean, I think everybody did a really great job in my absence, and I'm grateful and appreciative for what went wrong with that. Nothing. My brother. My brother. I thought everybody was visible, seen, and heard. I thought everybody did a great job of getting their points out. Listen, man. Listen, man. Yeah, because y'all do this shit where y'all paint me as a certain. A certain something, some podcast dictator. And then the fans go along with that and be like, oh, they're so loose and free. I'm like, that'll get them fired. The job is not be loose and free when Jolie. That'll get him home. Y'all think y'all helping. I'm just home writing down.
Mal
He got a whole list of this.
Joe Budden
Yeah. Yeah, but I'm not pulling up. I'm not pulling up. Did anybody here see Cardi being offset having money wars in Miami during a breakup? The strip club ended up at the same club.
Ish
I didn't.
Joe Budden
He's over here. She's over there. Pretty close.
Mal
He's like, right.
Joe Budden
They're pretty close.
Mal
He's right here.
Joe Budden
She's a section apart from each other.
Ish
Oh, that's too close.
Joe Budden
And then they had the money wars off. They started throwing money over there.
Mal
She threw money back.
Joe Budden
She threw money back. He ordered bottles. She ordered bottles.
Mal
He was peeping. He was. He was peeking out when she was getting.
Joe Budden
They both were peeking at each other. As you would if you're ex or not. X. I don't know. They still married or if you're in the same spot. I. I see that. Would any of y'all do that?
Ish
Which part?
Joe Budden
The money war during a break?
Mal
Yes.
Joe Budden
Oh, yeah.
Ish
That sounds like fun.
Parks
It does sound like fun.
Ish
It sound like a lot of.
Mal
That's better than the other type of war.
Joe Budden
Yeah. Word.
Ish
I wouldn't want to be in a strip club with my ex.
Joe Budden
Would you leave?
Ish
Yeah, Yeah, I would.
Mal
What a gentleman.
Ish
I mean, look, anybody being gentlemen, I can't get hurt. What am I? Make her leave.
Mal
No, I'm just. No, no.
Ish
I couldn't have fun. I couldn't have fun there with her there.
Mal
I'ma have the most fun with her there. Yeah.
Joe Budden
I'm not having.
Mal
You wanted this money in child support. Here, go pay your kid. I'm throwing all that.
Joe Budden
I'm getting my dicks up.
Mal
Yeah, right there.
Joe Budden
Throwing dollars around. I'm gonna make you feel it. You ain't watching it. Get a load of this.
Parks
That's the next step in the money war.
Joe Budden
Yeah. Is you talking about thoughts and prayers?
Parks
Thoughts and prayers.
Joe Budden
Thoughts and prayers. Anybody see Kodak Black at Rolling Loud? The Rolling Loud festival?
Mal
No, I missed that one.
Ish
I missed it.
Joe Budden
Yo, y'all are.
Mal
He showed up two hours late, right? That's what you talking about?
Joe Budden
Stumbling around.
Mal
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Didn't know the words to his.
Ish
I just heard. It was terrible. Yeah.
Joe Budden
Yeah, it was bad.
Mal
Is it over? Is it over, fam? Is it over?
Joe Budden
No, I'm not saying that. I don't know. I'm not saying.
Parks
We're just going through some.
Mal
But how long can you hang?
Joe Budden
It do seem over for a lot of rappers, but it. I would be ahead of myself to say right this second that it's over for Kodak Black, but a lot of rappers and it's not because of y'all. It's y'all situations. Y'all don't seem loud. Y'all don't seem like it's impactful right now.
Mal
I think with AI and the Internet and the streaming, everything is coming easy to a lot of these. It's not the gr.
Joe Budden
Is hip hop under attack? Wow.
Ish
He's shooting.
Joe Budden
Wow.
Mal
Look, I wasn't rolling with that though.
Joe Budden
Joe.
Mal
I wasn't wrong, Joe. There's that agree with me.
Joe Budden
Not dead ass. That's what I was saying.
Mal
I just can't get the point.
Joe Budden
Is it? Are we.
Parks
You seem to be arresting all our friends.
Joe Budden
Thank God. What would we do, Joe? It's all right.
Mal
If you was here, you would have helped me.
Joe Budden
I didn't say nothing. I saw it. I loved it.
Mal
No, you did not.
Joe Budden
Thank you. Grateful and appreciative. I mean, I don't know. I don't know. We gotta see. We gotta see. Yo. No, we should do it. We should do Secret Santa. We say that every year. Never do it.
Parks
Facts.
Joe Budden
I Park's got me a gift last year, so I'm getting him a gift this year.
Mal
That was nice.
Joe Budden
The rest of y'all.
Mal
But you promised us last season.
Joe Budden
I don't care. I make promises to break though. I make promises to Brick though.
Mal
I want my cologne.
Joe Budden
If we're not all going to do it, then don't look for me to come in. I'm a great gift giver. Don't look to me to come lace some.
Mal
Park set the ball too high.
Joe Budden
Smoke that.
Ish
He did.
Joe Budden
He absolutely smoked that. Come on.
Parks
You could do something.
Mal
Of course, but what else do you get? Somebody that. That can get something to get everything.
Joe Budden
Oh yeah, we got what the keep saying somebody that has everything.
Parks
Hoodies.
Joe Budden
Girl.
Mal
I was thinking about that. Yeah.
Flip
Get him an ish hoodie, some kicks.
Mal
No, I'm not getting noise, but.
Joe Budden
And I got my brother.
Mal
She got it already. I didn't know I was looking in Neiman.
Joe Budden
That was hate.
Ish
She slipped down with him too.
Mal
That was smooth facts. What she said.
Flip
I said get him an issue. I didn't know if he'd actually gotten it.
Joe Budden
She didn't get it.
Flip
I did not.
Mal
I don't think you ever get one if you're not paying for it. After you scam for their hundred dollars and ish day letting that go order money.
Flip
Neither fucking you.
Joe Budden
I did like that segment where y'all press mail is just about. Yo, why you be lying so much? Like that's the one I wanted. Y'all to hold. It's like, yo, that's a great question. Why do you be lying so much?
Ish
Like you don't even have to do it?
Mal
No, she act like she was down with Mark about the train station, saying that Penn Station was further than Newark.
Ish
Maybe she been to Newark. I thought. Billy.
Mal
Mark, stop.
Joe Budden
No. Mel announced the end of her podcast that just started.
Flip
It's not. Stop it.
Mal
So season one.
Flip
Stop it.
Ish
The end of season one.
Flip
And don't. Yeah, don't join forces with that little bitch ass.
Joe Budden
Oh, this is original for me. I don't know anybody else who said that.
Flip
I sent out a tweet that said that season one is coming to a close. So that.
Mal
That's your new.
Joe Budden
This is. Wait, what?
Mal
This is new. This is original for me. That's my new life.
Joe Budden
I didn't hear nobody else say no. So if there's some shady shit going on, tell me, cuz I'm. I'm down with you. All right, all right.
Flip
Then I'll back off people acting like, oh, epic fail you. I'm getting a set built.
Joe Budden
I didn't see anything.
Flip
I need some time.
Ish
There was some YouTube shoot, man.
Joe Budden
Huh?
Mal
I thought you wasn't going to shoot at nobody. I don't give a off. She mad about show Joe the video you made that you didn't put out. Just show.
Joe Budden
Oh, wait, wait, wait. What she said.
Mal
I'm not going to.
Joe Budden
She made a clap back video.
Mal
So you going to laugh. She look crazy.
Flip
Shut up, you little.
Joe Budden
It's bad. It's bad, E. Yo, cuz, Mel ain't built to do the clapping back. It's all right. We got you, big dog.
Mal
No, you gotta see the video, Joe.
Joe Budden
Listen. No, I'll. I'll see.
Mal
Look at her.
Joe Budden
Yeah, you old as hell. Why is he so old?
Mal
I love Ma.
Joe Budden
It's all right, bro. We got it. All right, we back.
Flip
How long it took me to figure out how to do this?
Joe Budden
Holy. No, that. Listen, I laugh at seasonal podcast, Joe.
Mal
I think.
Joe Budden
I think that's funny.
Flip
How about this?
Joe Budden
I think it's brilliant.
Parks
Interesting concept.
Joe Budden
I think it's brilliant. Y'all be cooking. I'm archaic. He talking about something all year. Hey, hey, everybody.
Mal
The.
Joe Budden
That a little season one. Hit him with 10 and then go live life.
Mal
Look at the. That's killing the game.
Joe Budden
Look, look.
Mal
Look at the comments he gets out of here.
Joe Budden
What you talking about?
Mal
You laugh at season of. Shut up.
Ish
Right?
Joe Budden
I think seasonal.
Mal
Stop it. Your sarcasm is on your chest.
Ish
10 episodes.
Mal
Yeah, 10 episodes. He said you stop now at 10. Why not step at 5?
Joe Budden
They be making an announcement like, there's so much on their platform. This season's coming to a close.
Parks
What a ride we've been on.
Mal
We've been a great. Oh, you record five episodes in one week.
Joe Budden
No, no, no, no.
Flip
And you know what? You for joining in because you know what's going on behind this.
Mal
Yeah, that's me and you, though I.
Ish
Can'T say it publicly, knows Mel's working.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Mal
She go through some.
Ish
I can vouch for that.
Joe Budden
Yeah. She scammed another one. I know. Too big. Mel, she don't play with this. She got another one. I don't know what she be telling these people.
Mal
I'm going to get you. Don't worry. Joe.
Joe Budden
Hopefully.
Mal
Hopefully Joe going to see it and bring you on.
Joe Budden
No, stop. Stop it.
Mal
Mel be using her clout on the.
Joe Budden
Mel be getting her.
Mal
She using her relationship. I get you to speak to Joe said it's episode 10. I didn't speak to Joe yet. I love this lady, son. She's a legend to me that Mel.
Joe Budden
Got off that woman's health, too. She got off that woman's health. Enough about women's. Let's get to. Let's bring some of my vixen friends up in this piece. Talk about the good old days. I like it, I like it, I like it. They talking about what else?
Flip
Stop.
Joe Budden
What else, what else, what else, what else, what else? I don't know if I have too much else that I care about. And I don't care about none of this shit really.
Mal
How supportive has Sade been with your current vacation?
Joe Budden
Everything. That's my baby, my life, my world, all the love in the world to her extremely supportive, strong hand.
Parks
You can do the marriage.
Ish
Yeah. You married. He's like a married nigga, right? There it is.
Flip
You guys are kind of already married.
Joe Budden
I'm married already. I keep telling y'all, this long distance shit don't mean nothing. She is the FBI forensics on bitches on the Internet. Oh, shit. Yeah. No, very supportive. I appreciate her. Thank you. All that.
Ish
La, la, la.
Joe Budden
It was great.
Mal
Were you a little. Were you a little. Cause you, you know, you spoke to Mama Love. Were you a little in your Joe mood? Cause I know it takes a while for somebody to get through that. Meaning, like it happened. Were you forthcoming or you didn't feel like speaking? Did you go into. I want to speak right now.
Joe Budden
No, I was fine.
Mal
Okay.
Joe Budden
She's seen me sleepwalk.
Mal
Ian kept telling me you were fine, too. I Was told he's fine.
Joe Budden
Yo, outside of having to deal with all that's come from the. What took place, I am all right. Like, my mental health, I've been happy. I've been. It's been fine. But that is some real Joe. Real shit to have to deal with, right? Like, all right, let's get to the bottom of sleepwalking now. And how do you rectify this? Do you put a lock. Do you put a lock, Lock yourself in?
Parks
Gotta be childproof.
Joe Budden
In? Yeah.
Ish
Yeah, basically.
Joe Budden
Honestly, like, I've never had to even. Even when I slept walk in Ian's fucking bed, I didn't leave saying, well, how do I fix that, right?
Mal
No, honestly, Ian said, yeah.
Parks
Oh, shit.
Mal
No Corey.
Joe Budden
A dog collar. That's what you think is. I just think that's some wild shit to have to. But such is life. Life is gone. Life. Like I said, I'm pretty resilient. I'm pretty resilient. And I got the greatest God in the world, so. It's okay.
Mal
Can't catch a break though.
Joe Budden
It's okay.
Ish
He's got some breaks.
Joe Budden
I don't look at it like that. I don't look at it like that at all.
Mal
Got you.
Joe Budden
I don't look at it like that at all.
Mal
Maybe it's me. Sorry.
Joe Budden
I feel like every time God, Every time God is about to put me through, like some life changing shit, he throw a little test my way. And how do you go about that? Like you say you ready for the position that you say you ready for and to be in that handle this one and let's see. Cause this could go right or left. So I feel like this is one of those. Like there's some shit to deal with before God preps me for whatever that next step and next level is. So that's how I look at. I'm pretty positive.
Ish
That's good perspective.
Joe Budden
Pretty positive perspective.
Mal
Yeah.
Joe Budden
I'm not so negative all the time.
Mal
We wish we would have heard that from you on the phone. That don't worry you, man.
Joe Budden
Well, listen, I thought I was coming back to tell a long big story and all that, but it ain't about me. It ain't about me. I'm glad y'all held it down. Gave me some time to go do what I needed to do on the side, see a bunch of doctors and that's good.
Mal
I'm happy.
Joe Budden
Other than that, I'm cool. I'm cool, man. You sleepwalk. Sleepwalk is a thing. It's a thing.
Parks
It is.
Joe Budden
It is.
Ish
I Looked it up.
Joe Budden
Hopefully none of y'all don't sleepwalk somewhere you ain't supposed to go.
Mal
No, Pops. Pop's not. You and Pops spoke?
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Mal
Okay.
Joe Budden
He cool.
Mal
He not mad at you, is he?
Joe Budden
No. Okay. No, he ain't mad at me.
Mal
You said him and mom was going at it for her, and I probably.
Joe Budden
Put in the moon shocker to my parents to have to learn that. Your kids sleepwalk sometimes. I can see how that would be.
Ish
A thing that would terrify for them. That would scare the hell out of me.
Flip
Do you know when the first instance of you doing it was.
Mal
Good question, man.
Flip
Were you, like, a kid?
Joe Budden
No. For me, the first time was that Ian store in Miami.
Flip
Oh.
Joe Budden
But that might have been the first time that there was a witness there to tell me, because if he's not there to tell me, I wouldn't even believe that. That. Wow.
Flip
Do you f. Okay. I was going to ask. Do you find your way back to your bed? So.
Joe Budden
No.
Flip
So. Okay. Well, I feel like that would be.
Joe Budden
That would be a giveaway.
Flip
Yeah. So then you. That probably was the first.
Joe Budden
Yeah. But. But the. But the. The human mind is tricky, right. Like, the morning that. That. That I slept walk, I did wake up on my couch naked. And when I woke up on a couch that I don't normally go to, so when I woke up, I was like, odd, but maybe long night maybe, Right? You think just maybe a long night. I didn't think I slept, walked somewhere, and ended up on the couch. Like, that's not. Nah.
Ish
Right. But if you ended up, like, on the lawn or on the porch, you'd.
Joe Budden
Be like, no, that's different right now. Now that's different. And that's a crime. And that's a crime, which is.
Ish
Gotcha. So which is dangerous.
Joe Budden
Yeah. And you black in America, so you don't want to give people reason to shoot you.
Ish
Right.
Mal
That's a fact.
Joe Budden
You don't want to give people reason to say that you are a threat or some type of predator or any paint you any way that you are not. So they could be justified and, you know, I mean, doing what they already want to do. Yeah. Like, I feel. I do feel like there's some people that's trying to George Zimmerman me. Like, I do feel like that. But we have examples of that being the case for black people in this country sometimes. So you see certain traps if you're lucky. It's unfortunate.
Ish
Yeah.
Joe Budden
But it is a thing. Like, we still.
Mal
I mean, shout out to your positive outlook on it. Man, shout out. Because I don't know. Shout out to you. Motivational. Motivational. Whatever. Whoever you spoke to or whatever. It's motivational to me, man. That would have fallen me up just mentally, like, just going through my thoughts and the way you handle it, you know, I just. I like it. Just hearing from you makes me feel much better.
Joe Budden
All right, well, good. Yeah, good. And I appreciate the concern. Yeah.
Mal
Salute.
Joe Budden
So forth and so on. All right. So y'all didn't care about the secret Santa idea?
Flip
I suggested it last year.
Joe Budden
She did. Back to white people during Christmas. Christmas shopping. The white people going. They going into liquor stores, buying bottles of wine and asking the liquor store to gift wrap it. I've seen it. Oh, yeah.
Flip
That's a thing.
Mal
Yeah, that's a thing.
Parks
That's a thing.
Mal
That's a thing, man.
Joe Budden
Liquor store by me. Kick them white people to fuck. No, we do not do gift wrapping. You take all of these bottles and get the out.
Mal
They try to buy like a bag. No, they try to buy a lot of bottles.
Joe Budden
I saw a white person in Nordstrom. Tell the person I can watch my dog. Wow. Watch my dog real quick. White people.
Flip
I would never. Yeah, somebody might steal her, you know, Nobody wants Daisy. Are you kidding me?
Joe Budden
Nobody wants you.
Flip
Yes, they do.
Joe Budden
Okay.
Flip
She almost got stolen one time when I was walking her.
Mal
You told that story mad.
Joe Budden
You almost got stolen one time when you was walking your little dog walking outfits in the park. I'm cool. Travis Hunter, I wish you well. You and you and her. Who else? Whole thoughts and prayer. Thoughts and prayers to this whole list. Just. I'm. I'm totally cool. Is there something that you guys would like to share that the boss has suppressed you from doing so or you want to open up like a loose and free segment where we share something from our personal lives or experience? Please.
Ish
No, I think we got it off.
Flip
While you were gone.
Parks
Yeah, we had our phone.
Mal
Yeah.
Ish
They knew it was going to come to an end.
Joe Budden
This one right here. Oh, my God.
Mal
She was. Savannah.
Joe Budden
Oh, my Savannah. Go ahead. It's cool. Okay, so with that being said, we can do sleepers. Mark has a heart out, so let's let him get his first sleeper.
Ish
My sleeper is I. I realize now.
Joe Budden
We can go old school.
Ish
So I wanted to.
Joe Budden
Since we up here. Yeah.
Ish
In Queens. I'm going with my. One of my favorite MCs from Queens and one of my favorite hip hop love songs of all time, Couple bars by homeboy Sandman.
Mark
Yo, why you even return my text message? Yo, don't you stop being such an ice queen? You supposed to be sweet to me. I'm getting texts. I'm like, oh, is that her? Oh, it's not her. Oh, is that her or it's not her? Since four days with this trying to concentrate. I had a dream about you. It was bug. Soon as I woke I wrote it out so I could roll it out before you. Like a red carpet. Not a carpet color red. A carpet made out of the color itself. Every strand was wove by summer itself. Let me be as helpful to your sin as elf. I'm rocking wedding bells, a wedding ring in my utility belt. I ain't trying to gas you know you ain't trying to belch. Make waffles that are Belgian. Do my bestest for your breakfast in bed. Breathe my breath upon your breasts and legs. Baby, run for press. I'll vote. I'm feeling from the feelings. You will vote. Okie dokie. You can open up my nose. I never put you second for a second down or Robinson Cano. I don't know if you're into sports, but I am hoping so. I noticed you're a glowing indigo. It would be an honor just to roll with you. Let's make the honor roll. I'll run atop a rainbow and I'll snatch a pot of gold. I'll dump the gold and use the pot to make you fly. I won't even pot a rose for you I pot of growth. I ain't even got a home for you. I got a globe. Solar system doesn't even got a lot of those. I'm your prince princess. You ain't gotta kiss a lot of toes. Genuine article. Wish it was your articles of clothes. Just a particle of cotton on your cones that'd be the most wonderful destiny ever. Only possibility possibly better than being a stitch on your sweater is being human and me and you together forever. Endeavor, endeavor, endeavor Never endeavor and ever endeavor now what Never Is it true? I prefer now, but whatever's good with you that'll do. We could date until the doc Give a date when the baby do. I could call you honey, sugar, darling, sweetie baby boo, you're so hot. Sue me for being a hot pursuit when the situation's opportune I'm a proper troop. I step up to the front. I don't front though I've got you under my skin. Nothing fungal perpetually I keep it on the humble I ain't on the hunt I only trying to hump I be a monkey's uncle, I pray you don't mistake yourself for prey on me for lame and trying to pick some game to try to get some play that'd be a shame Next time I see you I am definitely gonna shave so then I'm doing push ups trying to get in better shape and taking in some sun to try and tan my skin a couple shades. Just be a couple, baby, let me keep you company Let me in the door so I can make sure that you're living comfortably I could practically guarantee that I'm your cup of tea. Follow my lead, Take this loaded magazine and cover me. That's all I gotta say at least for now if you allow I say it every single hour I'm not even single now in my heart and mind were already a duo I already switched from acting singular to acting plural. If I painted out a painted jewel mural if I worked at Subway my future made I would have made a hero. Just celebrate the miracle you all But I'm a hype because I'm a writer Rolled a couple bars work so show me some love yo, can I get a shout out, a simple conversation? We can take a walk and after that if you don't want to chill we won't chill no further and I won't even sweat you but thanks for inspiring a hot record either way, peace.
Parks
That's homeboy Sandman, couple bars.
Ish
That's my shit, baby.
Parks
That shit is fire. I guess I'll go second. Everybody else seems to be wrapped up in their phones and whatnot.
Mal
Oh, damn, damn.
Parks
I'm gonna go Fashion and little Vic, this is capo.
Mark
Must I remind you it's me, Sean Capital, nigga. I just left the convo with the consigliere in the capo. It's smelling like Emiliano, my Siciliano kit Chinchillas dragging on the concrete. You smell the dawn Perry Yawn when the dawn speaks. Building with the arenas bottom arena do a favor for me, I bring you a finger yeah, Muliano named Santiago I'm about to $popo let's get this motherfucking parmigiano From New Jerusalem to grizzly city politics we getting busy, gotta acknowledge it shield Zab University, my scholarship I got my doctorate in dirty dollars affiliated with real crooks from Dakota to Millbrook, Bond Street, Butler Park I hustled hard not just for the money but for the art I threw a bunch of darts before I hit the bullseye Millionaires multi far cry from my days of slinging ice, bragging and banging rights Hanging with a likes telling and hating to take a Hike take a flight for I take advice he need my favorite VI Never met a hoe I would make a wife diamond flooded hazels for the sake of Christ I made money then made it twice money then made it.
Joe Budden
Twice.
Mark
I got a lot of Jewish homeboys that understood goy and be a good boy I enter bloody in the hood for you I am Ray Donovan dirty to Hollywood lawyer to that good girl next door to Molly good for your paranoia never bring me better or in a bed of moisture my head perestroika showstopper Bodaca High school had no locker Soap Opera MCs trying to snatch up my flow Oscar, crash Bandicoot in a fast candy coop ask Sammy, he gonna tell you that my family shoot on the task cam I used to trash candies loose the last man standing hot is Afghanistan, the sky was light blue I blew him right he threw it, Mike drew it no. 16 I might just haiku it cruise past the Fed's body in a white Buick downpour only hell outlaw Josie Wales boxing out of southpaw scalp you off a ponytail Holy Grail guineas talking bing bong boom show they weapons like Kim Jong un you're just a rim joc some sort of heathen who peaks at slaughter season in each recorded heathen response from Jordan Peterson. Sheesh, the blood thirst make me bust first like Adam Court and Eve on.
Mal
The floor of evil and can't ignore.
Mark
The demon.
Parks
Special Little Vic Capo that's tough.
Joe Budden
That was dope.
Parks
Shout out to them, shout out to Vic. We did the beat and was the other MC on it?
Mal
Hey, yo, listen, I'm going to the Bronx. One of my favorite people right now, Connie diamond featuring Don Q. Make amends.
Joe Budden
Make the money I ain't in the making friends they were saying me now they want to make amends.
Mal
My hitters in the field full of.
Mark
Green like running backs I touch down delivery clean 100 pack the yay yo said something to me, no money back but we ain't sipping no waikisha just.
Joe Budden
A pre roll of smoke then hot.
Mark
Stuff in that every day my drips look like Easter still won't miss and I'm charging tax on features I'm a gang bang but I be with cuz.
Mal
Like SK Hella rich and I still.
Mark
Be in a trap like beepers if.
Mal
I ever catch a charge I plead.
Mark
The fifth, you be in the ER if I need to lift rather kill her with punch lines bob and weave when they think they could touch mine start to biting when you tell them it's crunch time diamond been the bully I was skipping the lunch line I'm.
Joe Budden
On that I'm the type of player that'll pick up a with another and had them both tongue kissing a dick Love my shooter cause he always coming.
Mal
Cool with the clip Watch a movie.
Joe Budden
He going to have you running spritzing.
Mal
My poor eight to the face My.
Joe Budden
Homie came home from a body Cuz them people ain't have a trace for a case Watch how he moving I could tell a snake by his pace Hit up the view and I had my little ones weight by your weight Middle of the jungle I let my jewelry floss out oh trying to come through now with this but they lost out Shorty I'm trying to you let them feelings get tossed out her hair like Rapunzel when I'm pulling it all out they tried to replace it but they just copied and past I had to get low I only play the block on the catch plus my face probably known by every cop in the state and what they make in the.
Mal
Year I go and drop in a brick make the money I ain't never.
Joe Budden
Making friends they were saying it's the gathering Let the gangsters and players and.
Mark
The badge make the money I ain't.
Joe Budden
End up making friends they were saying me now they want to make a man it's the gathering left against and the bad.
Parks
That'S Connie diamond and Don Q Make amends. Big Mel, what you playing for us today?
Flip
I am going to play.
Ish
What?
Parks
Talking to that mike.
Flip
Oh, Jesus. Take the wheel. I'm sorry. It's called Stay down by Rose Gold. Featuring like okay.
Mal
Stay down. Yeah, yeah Some days I lose focus Sometimes I lose my mind.
Joe Budden
And I can't seem to put down my telephone more than half the time.
Mal
Why am I so addicted to this? Why am I so addicted?
Flip
Why am I so addicted to your.
Joe Budden
Why? So stay focused. Yeah, yeah, yeah oh, I'm going crazy. Stay down, stay down. Hi, B. I hope you get this. You know I'm not good at texting, so I'm just making a call. Your mother's not feeling well. She was taken to S today. She called the ambulance. She was at home. And your sister seemed to been sick again and it upset her. And so I think maybe you need to give me a call so I can fill you in on what's going on.
Flip
Okay, bye.
Joe Budden
Bye. Rose Gold Muhammad, I'm trying to play back.
Mal
And then we just play this.
Joe Budden
Game for the rest of our lives.
Parks
That is Rose Gold and like stay down and some People on her voicemail. It was a vibe, though. It was a vibe, though. I with it.
Joe Budden
All right. All right. I found this little tune. I don't know who the he is. It's my first time hearing him, but he was flowing. So I'm going with a record by a gentleman named County Boy Solo.
Parks
Okay.
Joe Budden
With a K. So old record is new to me. And this record is called Identity Crisis. Yes, sir.
Corey
You go, Ed. We done heard all of the fairy tales you trapped enough and banging up she better smoke she hanging up so bagging want to be recognized with the grace I ain't leaving until I'm eating my mama says tell your grace I just needed to change a face had to tap into my ability subconscious by my sty in comparison with killing me crazy can't touch it but still people.
Joe Budden
Be feeling me I'm dancing on negativity.
Mal
Flip to be right back.
Corey
Feel like I'm at the summit now I'm a star like when the sun is down none of you dirty crown I used to dream a hundred thousand guys billions when I close my eyes always on the grind when I get it won't be no surprise this no disguise all white when a feel divine please don't get me started you won't make it to the finish line focus on the cream so one time for that Max so I've been handing Ls like it's peso Peter balance in the tax ho I'm milking everything still on lacto do your best to back stroke say you with me he ain't really that close used to call me lulos now they call me solo first name call us would have thought I was a solo.
Ish
Recipes to all the ops I wish.
Corey
That they can switch because I don't want the baddest bitch you fattest or titties poking running up that bag of married to a weirdo going at niggas necks like they were the Elliot none of your music is my personal preference all you niggas workers probably need a reference I'm about you can love her, I won't take her don't get discouraged it's getting a little blurry get into it, call the shooter throwing bullets column I've been grinding to this early I'm on point like Bobby Hurley stop the reaching Got a chick so thick she running in the creek this feature I don't even gotta stand up to the future won't mislead you I'm the truth I'm killing swear you do it you don't do enough. All you act is snowing the bluff when it's tough, you run when it's rough Identity crisis, you did your puff I'm doing the clutch Bet I'm a score doing dirty Never do chores better than before Honor to the Lord Pin is mighty than this sword pin is truly yours.
Joe Budden
That'S brand new old music ain't lucky I ain't find this be without grabbing Boy, I done tore you asses up. Brand new old music from County Boy solo a record is called Identity Crisis. Shout out to him that beat is hard.
Parks
What's up?
Joe Budden
And he flowed. He flowed over that motherfucker. Go ahead now. All right, man.
Parks
Little throwback episode.
Joe Budden
I like it over here. I like it over here. Like I remember. I remember now.
Parks
Yeah, A lot of history was made right here, man.
Joe Budden
I'm a legend in this building. You shouldn't mean. It's like. Just like Kobe seeing the Garden. You talk about when I see this place. Are you shitting me? Know what? I didn't hear. Stop playing with me, man. Anyway. Anyway.
Parks
Marcus ish now.
Joe Budden
Yeah, Big Issue. I mean, a little late. Interesting. That's my man. Him and Ice.
Mal
Valuable.
Joe Budden
Pulled the Newark boy. Rope it dope on me.
Mal
Mvp, Most Valuable Player. Yo, why you just be making up?
Joe Budden
Who, me? Yeah. No, I'm not. I told you, I. Yo, Ice come in. Ish. Come for the Patreon because this is a little smaller. And then Ice called out sick. And then we hit you back, but you booked. You. You had something to do. Now, yo, but I said.
Ish
But that's not what happened.
Mal
I said, yo, let me know if you want me.
Ish
Move it around.
Joe Budden
Ian said, no, we didn't want you to because Ice didn't call out sick. Then you hit your man, Newark boy. Hey, hey, yo, hit that sciatica. Hey, yo, dog, hit that sciatica. Some line you can't say nothing about. Yo, Push ain't had sciatica for two weeks now. Push the sciatica button, dog. Yeah, you knew it, boys. Boy.
Ish
Yeah, what do I got?
Mal
He said it was bothering him after the last B. Huh?
Joe Budden
What?
Mal
I said it was bothering him after the last B. When he was.
Parks
Flip's a good friend, but what do.
Joe Budden
I got doing that?
Mal
He said it was bothering him. He said, yo, that's the part I want to know.
Joe Budden
What do I got doing.
Parks
Yeah, he was talking about get some acupuncture or some like that.
Mal
Yeah, you're right.
Joe Budden
Yo, you.
Mal
You crazy. He got a lot of critiques about us, too.
Joe Budden
That's not true. I didn't have. Not a one.
Mal
Dude, show him. Show what you did.
Joe Budden
I'm super appreciative and grateful for the job everybody did while I was going. Thank you for holding it down.
Mal
Hip hop. Is they making faces? Hip hop is being attacked?
Joe Budden
No, but I don't know why.
Ish
I don't know either.
Flip
I have no idea why he has been super appreciative. And what's. How does it go?
Joe Budden
I'm very grateful and appreciative for the job that each member did in my absence. I am. I don't know why they think that's a game.
Mal
What was the top.
Joe Budden
Wait, what y'all think I was. I be watching and wanting it to fail. Tell me nobody here thinks that.
Flip
Nobody thinks that.
Joe Budden
And everybody out there know. I've announced it for years. My dream is for this part to happen and me not be here.
Mal
You said that before.
Joe Budden
Yeah, that's. That's a dream of mine. I don't.
Mal
But you also.
Joe Budden
In the past, I felt like if I couldn't make it, then we had to cancel. I don't feel like that today, so.
Flip
Okay.
Mal
But you also. Come on, come on.
Parks
Round of applause to us.
Joe Budden
Get the applause. I don't.
Mal
Security. Listen, that's not what the said. He also stated that he was mumbling. You got. You got a lot of off. And y'all got a lot of off.
Joe Budden
So I didn't say. I said a lot of takes.
Mal
What was your favorite topic?
Parks
He said what it was. It was.
Mal
He said one of them.
Joe Budden
Why does Mel lie? You wanted to be here for that. That was the one. And we still let her live. I got about five male lives that we ain't get to. Mel just be lying about you.
Mal
I don't know.
Joe Budden
That's my girl. That's my girl. I'm gonna fuck. What they say, what they tell my lie, nigga.
Mal
We listen and we don't judge. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Joe Budden
Y'all played that game over on no beef, no round of water. Everybody. No dead ass, yo. No dead ass. The job everyone did. I'm so appreciative. Appreciative. They played that game horribly wrong. It's cool. I mean, it's cool. It's cool.
Mal
It's cool because it's just male. She's the only one that can get everybody.
Joe Budden
You. Everybody was a lot looser and freer while I was going. Why do you think that is?
Mal
Hey, yo. Broke in to want to play a sleeper.
Joe Budden
I mean, get a damn sleeper.
Mal
Hey, this.
Joe Budden
Can I get asleep no, you got here at 4 o'clock. Give me.
Ish
I didn't get here.
Joe Budden
Sleeper. We out of here, buddy. Crazy, yo.
Ish
Hell no.
Joe Budden
You damn Sleeper. Holy. All right, man.
Ish
What's this?
Joe Budden
Them you'll know. You'll notice. Yo, why you act like you never recorded in Queens? You part of the fabric. Don't do that. Put some numbers up in here. Don't do that. You part of the fabric. A little bit. That's why I was mad. You ain't spoiled that move. One of them had to be here. I don't give a. Stop following the instructions. I don't give a. What you talking about. One of y'all should have been here on the. Come on. You know, disagreeing with you. I'm following. We did it in here.
Ish
I'm following.
Parks
Hey, we can see like they could ab the ish when you got here and it's now.
Joe Budden
I'm following instructions and I'm in here with that ain't did it here. They didn't play in this arena. Like, Flip is great. Mel is great. Mark is great. Awesome. One of you that played in the Garden. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.
Ish
The coach say it's cool.
Joe Budden
Don't worry about it. I'm back. It's fine. Yeah, me, it's fine. Listen, man, all y'all want to do y'all outro y'all was doing. No, y'all want to do your outro. Y'all was doing. Actually, baby, come back. I seen outro butchered a little poem. Mel is who I got beef with on the line.
Flip
Why?
Joe Budden
Yeah, the pretty girls don't go. They don't go out much. Stagnant. You bitches is stagnant.
Ish
Need to go to school.
Joe Budden
She help me down. Big mal, big mouth. It's fine. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Listen, y'all did a lot of mocking on me out there. Y'all was getting when I get y'all on Patreon, boy.
Ish
What?
Mal
No, I don't think so mocking of you us.
Joe Budden
You think? You think flip held it down on the prize on Brought to you by Powered by a few by prize picks. No, I think. Do you think. Do you think flip held it down?
Mal
It was just a.
Parks
He had to put some flip on it.
Joe Budden
You seen the face he was making?
Parks
He had to put some flip on it.
Joe Budden
Did Frank Lucas allow that? I'm just asking. Everybody seen Blue Magic when homeboy was doing that behind it. Yeah. No more CEO of General Mills of Co this was in putting his own sticker on the coat. Magic. That was putting some weapon in his sticker on the coat. I was traumatized. I'm 21 again.
Mal
Oh, man.
Joe Budden
Listen, man. Keep us in your prayers. Lord knows. Especially me. Especially me. Please keep us in your prayers. Lord knows we need to be there. Until the next time yeah. Guitars Yara we bid you a due farewell Adios to Reba Dirty. Hasta la vista arvoir simple head knob will suffice. Remember, life is a series of moments and moments pass. So let's make this one last as if it's all we have. And until the next time. Until the next time. Man, y'all hold it down. Oh, oh White soul on the bridge, huh?
Ish
Oh.
Joe Budden
EO is any take Anybody want to get off? Please don't feel like I'm stepping on anything, huh? Mel? Hell, you good? I'm good. You good? Good. All right, Parks, how about you?
Parks
I'm chilling, I'm chilling.
Joe Budden
Hey, your got chemistry. When I'm. Are you crazy?
Parks
No.
Joe Budden
They dancing.
Mal
These got up, got up and we like.
Joe Budden
Yo, dog, it's smiling head. If all I had to do was play Sean Paul, I got something for you and still got Christmas bonuses. Come on, come on, talk about it now.
Mal
Talk about it. Catch a Christmas bonus. That a lot. Oh.
Joe Budden
Christmas bonus thing. Gave Martha a Christmas bonus. Everybody got that happened Shout to you, man. No, don't, don't, don't. Yo, happy to be back, man. Hopefully y'all enjoyed this broadcast as much as we enjoyed delivering it to you. Please, please, please, please keep Joseph Anthony Button Jr. In your prayers as well as my co host. And we going.
Flip
Without the jvp.
Summary of The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 785 | "Appreciation Quote"
Release Date: December 18, 2024
I. Introduction and Reunion
In Episode 785 titled "Appreciation Quote," Joe Budden returns to the podcast after a noticeable absence, greeted warmly by his co-hosts Mal, Parks, and Ish. The atmosphere is charged with a mix of relief and curiosity as the friends express how much they missed Joe's presence on the show.
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II. Addressing Concerns During Joe's Absence
The conversation quickly delves into the speculation and rumors that circulated during Joe's hiatus. Co-hosts discuss the negative narratives that suggested Joe was faking his return or distancing himself permanently. Joe addresses these rumors directly, clarifying that his absence was due to personal reasons rather than any strategic plotting.
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III. Personal Stories and Anecdotes
Joe shares an entertaining yet personal story about sleepwalking, recounting how he ended up at a Yeti store for retail therapy. This anecdote serves as a metaphor for the misunderstandings and miscommunications during his absence. The co-hosts relate by sharing their own experiences and frustrations regarding the lack of communication.
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IV. Discussions on Entertainment Topics
The episode features animated discussions about various entertainment subjects, including Joe’s thoughts on the Jamie Foxx performance at an event. The conversation touches on the authenticity of performances and the use of stage names in the industry.
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V. Relationships and Personal Lives
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing relationships, both within the podcast team and in the public eye. Joe touches upon his married life, addressing concerns about his wife’s illness and how it impacted his absence. The co-hosts share their perspectives on maintaining relationships, especially under public scrutiny.
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VI. Sports and Pop Culture Commentary
The hosts engage in spirited debates about the NBA, commenting on the changing dynamics of the game with an emphasis on three-point shooting and the decline of mid-range play. They also discuss recent events related to public figures and scandals, providing their insights and critiques.
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VII. Addressing Rumors and Misconceptions
Throughout the episode, the podcast team tackles various rumors, including those related to high-profile cases and conspiracy theories. They dissect the credibility of these claims, emphasizing the importance of evidence-based discussions.
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VIII. Closing Remarks and Prize Picks Promotion
As the episode nears its end, Joe expresses gratitude towards his team for holding down the podcast during his absence. He transitions into promoting Prize Picks, a fantasy sports platform, encouraging listeners to participate and highlighting his own selections for the week.
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IX. Final Thoughts and Farewell
The episode concludes with the hosts sharing personal musings, reflective comments on their journey, and light-hearted banter. Joe emphasizes the resilience required to navigate personal challenges and thanks his co-hosts for their unwavering support.
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Conclusion
Episode 785 of The Joe Budden Podcast serves as a heartfelt reunion, addressing concerns, sharing personal stories, and engaging in lively discussions on sports, entertainment, and personal relationships. Joe's return is marked by transparency and appreciation for his team, ensuring listeners are both entertained and informed.
This summary captures the essence and key discussions of Episode 785, providing an overview with notable quotes and timestamps for reference.