
The JBP begins the latest episode discussing the Christmas shopping season (2:25) as Joe has a few gifts for his co-hosts (10:20). J. Cole celebrated the 10 year anniversary of '2014 Forest Hills Drive' at Madison Square Garden (23:26), the FAA placed...
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Joe Budden
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Parks
I don't want no sauce.
Ish
Keep trying to massage.
Flip
Yo.
Joe Budden
Men are just stupid.
Flip
If you got a aching pain in.
Joe Budden
Your neck and your man is right there, you ain't gonna ask him to get it out.
Ish
No, no. I'll die with it.
Parks
I'll ache on the ground. Yes.
Flip
Yeah, yeah, I'd rather.
Ish
I got it. I'll fight through that.
Flip
What are you doing? You doing hot and bathing shit right now? She getting another real together. Wait, wait, wait, wait. You, your phone doing hot and bothered shit when it's just.
Melissa Ford
Why are you looking at my phone?
Ish
Oh, that's a. Privacy.
Flip
That was the same question I was asking myself. Why am I looking at your phone when at work?
Melissa Ford
Get my phone.
Flip
I shouldn't see a phone.
Parks
That's a good comeback.
Flip
I shouldn't see a phone.
Melissa Ford
I was looking for.
Flip
For stories on hideandbother.com.
Melissa Ford
No, not on hotbot.com.
Flip
No.
Melissa Ford
Just going through my pictures because I save.
Joe Budden
Okay.
Melissa Ford
Try again.
Parks
Back to. No, you're not.
Flip
Never.
Joe Budden
Are you bringing smoke my way?
Flip
Cause of our off air health combo?
Melissa Ford
No, of course not. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Ish
Smoke coming.
Joe Budden
She got it.
Ish
Smoke coming.
Joe Budden
All right, I'm chilling. What happened now?
Flip
What happened?
Joe Budden
Ish.
Parks
You sitting here talking about you won't let your man rub on you if you're in pain.
Joe Budden
No rub on you. Oh, God.
Ish
What's a massage?
Parks
What's a massage?
Ice
It's a rub.
Parks
Rubbing is a part of it.
Flip
Right before this shit started, you said, I need an Asian man to rub on my neck.
Parks
Say anything.
Flip
What is the difference?
Parks
The difference is you lying.
Flip
You didn't say that for real. No, I didn't. Oh, I thought you did.
Parks
I bet you did.
Joe Budden
That's the only reason I offered.
Flip
I'm like, all right, these Asian.
Ish
Your hands ain't little anyway.
Parks
Yeah. And you ain't no tai chi or something.
Melissa Ford
But he got that thumb, the catcher's mitt.
Parks
They got the mask that might cover your whole neck.
Joe Budden
I think you all disrespectful.
Flip
Disrespecting me.
Joe Budden
That's one for you. We'll start your counter back. That's one for both of you. It's fine. Oh, man.
Flip
Who's done Christmas shopping A little bit.
Ice
I'm not done yet.
Ish
I got more to get.
Ice
Yeah, same.
Joe Budden
You know.
Parks
You talking to dog. I'll be outside on Monday, Tuesday, all day.
Flip
One day.
Ish
I just bought my tree last night.
Parks
Trying to make it happen.
Ice
You still bought it. I skipped it.
Ish
I said last night.
Ice
Says, too late, y'all.
Flip
Put it up.
Ish
Yeah, put it up. I let the kids put they ornaments and on it, and as soon as they went to sleep, we fixed it.
Parks
Y'all redid them quick.
Joe Budden
I'm about to say, cuz, the kids will come your tree up.
Parks
No, my daughter was kind of good at. I ain't going to hold you. She was. And she, too. She was putting them shits in some nice spots. I was like, all right, cool. You got it now.
Ish
We did this. Everybody had their own color balls. And one just went right here. I'm like, bro, you spread them out.
Parks
Seven blues.
Flip
Go to sleep.
Ish
Go to sleep. We got it. Go to sleep.
Joe Budden
Which color balls you had?
Ice
Good question.
Ish
I didn't. No, the kids did do it.
Joe Budden
Oh, so you didn't do it?
Ish
We just sat back and watched them.
Joe Budden
Not mister. My daughter with makeup on my face. Not doing colored balls with the kids.
Ish
Let the kids pick their balls.
Parks
You wouldn't let your daughter put makeup on your face if you had a daughter.
Joe Budden
Well, I don't make daughters.
Melissa Ford
Oh, wow.
Parks
I said if you ain't a daughter.
Joe Budden
But here we go.
Flip
Just let.
Ish
Let it go.
Joe Budden
Make daughters. There's no daughters in me.
Melissa Ford
Is this.
Joe Budden
You shot two for two.
Melissa Ford
Is this, like, toxic masculinity, like, right now? Like. Okay, wait, how I don't make daughters? Like, it's an error that happens. That shoots out your dick. Whoops. Made a girl.
Parks
That's a good one there.
Flip
Who the hell said that?
Melissa Ford
You in. You inferred it.
Ish
I said your ass today, by the way.
Flip
I know, but all I said was a fact. Both times at the plate, I shot out a boy.
Melissa Ford
Okay?
Joe Budden
In my family, there's.
Flip
If there's 75 cousins, three of them are girls.
Melissa Ford
Mm. Okay. It's fine.
Joe Budden
Just maybe four if we count Gina. But we don't want to count Gina. I'm just saying there's a lot of.
Flip
Guys in my family. I'm not trying to say that it's bad to have a girl. I'm talking to girl.
Joe Budden
Dad.
Flip
Fuck you up if your nigga is girl. And I was trying to imply something else since you in men's business.
Melissa Ford
Okay? What?
Flip
They say that the guys that have daughters.
Ish
Here you go. I heard it.
Joe Budden
Yeah, you know what it is?
Parks
Don't make me say I don't know.
Flip
Oh, you missed the. No, you the mascot of it.
Parks
When you look it up, it's you. Yes, it is you out your mind.
Flip
That the guys that have daughters have them because of how they have treated.
Joe Budden
Women in their life.
Ish
So that.
Joe Budden
So it holds up a mirror.
Melissa Ford
Nobody. No, no men.
Parks
You walking around in a 360 mirror. Is you talking about, though? Who you, nigga?
Joe Budden
No, you the mascot.
Parks
Nah, I'm good.
Joe Budden
I'm fly with all mine and some of mine.
Flip
You still like in a way.
Joe Budden
I gotta talk to you, man.
Flip
I gotta.
Joe Budden
What's up with you?
Flip
God damn.
Joe Budden
It's tough to fucking beat.
Flip
That's that ish to the spot. Yeah, right. 11 minutes.
Parks
My whole 11 minutes in.
Flip
He right there. That's that ish. I'm like, yo, nigga, move.
Parks
I know you ain't.
Flip
You ain't even called me this week. You liking something. Move.
Parks
I know you ain't.
Flip
Get out the way.
Parks
Yeah, look at the tv. Wrong with you looking at TV official.
Flip
That's.
Parks
That is officially him and you.
Flip
That's.
Parks
That is my whole Explore page. Is Joe Budden everything like Power Wives.
Joe Budden
Like all the shows.
Melissa Ford
No, all the shows.
Parks
It's some shows, all right. Whole bunch of shows.
Joe Budden
All the. That I like.
Melissa Ford
Yes.
Joe Budden
What's all the I like?
Melissa Ford
You know what you be liking?
Joe Budden
Big Titty White AI Caught me slipping the other day. Big Titty AI White bitch. Here come my girl.
Parks
Hate it again.
Joe Budden
I ain't even.
Flip
I didn't even know she was AI. I didn't even know she was AI. Here come my girl hating.
Ish
Get your thirsty ass.
Flip
I'm telling the story.
Joe Budden
I hit the little link tree on the AI too. Let me tell you how sick I am.
Parks
You get the AI, you hit the link.
Joe Budden
Wait, wait, wait. Come on now. This is this me you talking about? I hit the little link tree on the AI girl.
Ice
How much was her only fans?
Joe Budden
Big city White, she have only fans. You have a fan view and Patreon hit the fan view. I ain't really like what was going on over there. Then I hit the Patreon, gave a little quick 20.
Melissa Ford
A little friend of the show.
Flip
Gave a little AI.
Joe Budden
Little 20. Friend of the show.
Flip
Then I went down seeing the rest.
Joe Budden
Of the tears, seeing it was like a 300 tier. I was like, oh, she got to be giving.
Flip
What's going on over there?
Parks
Hold up now.
Flip
I said, oh, no. This freaky white Girl is giving it. I gotta give her 300.
Ish
Yo.
Joe Budden
Gave a little freaky white girl 300.
Ice
Okay.
Flip
I was telling my girl this. I was telling my girl this.
Joe Budden
No, no, it was just some.
Flip
It was just more pics. Just more AI pics. So I told my girl this. Just having a. Having a time.
Joe Budden
And she said this girl is AI.
Flip
You don't see her hand.
Parks
The hands. I told me you got the hands.
Flip
Hey, I don't know how to do the hands.
Parks
You can't do hands.
Joe Budden
Her hands is cut out of every picture. You so stupid.
Parks
Stupid.
Ish
Don't know my next move. This.
Parks
Charge back.
Flip
Charge back.
Joe Budden
See, I'm not going to do that. Go ahead and give, homeboy. That's a dude. That's a dude. Yeah, he getting off for the holidays, man.
Flip
And then I was like, damn, Steve.
Joe Budden
Might be ahead of the game.
Flip
I might need to come up with some AI and just put it on if I. They got 300 out of me anyway. Yeah, yeah.
Parks
I got about seven guy and realtors off you.
Joe Budden
That's my bag, my bag. I got that from Corey.
Parks
Yeah, right.
Joe Budden
That's my little bag. Pretty skinned chicks and beautiful skin. Yeah, them pretty skin.
Parks
You don't see one blemish that look like charcoal.
Flip
Beauty.
Parks
Oh yeah.
Joe Budden
And the Africans with the wagons.
Parks
That's what I'm talking about. And the skin. It's a combo.
Joe Budden
Yeah. No, no.
Parks
Yeah.
Ish
I told you.
Parks
You sent them to me.
Joe Budden
Dudes don't get enough credit for being faithful today. Like how I win money in my fantasy football league but not for being faithful.
Flip
Like there's really no.
Ice
You should get paid for this.
Parks
Who supposed to pay you for your draft?
Ish
Fuck are you talking about?
Parks
What?
Joe Budden
It should be an incentive though. They all just don't recognize the discipline it takes to come. It's so. It's like a layup line. Look. It's like a layup line.
Ish
Tomahawk line.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Flip
Nah, it's like a three man weave out.
Joe Budden
What Dunk contest going out here.
Flip
You're so tough to go in the gym with all your warm ups on and just.
Parks
And you be getting them in there.
Flip
You know you. You know you. It's tough like. Nah, sweetie, keep your hands in your pockets.
Ish
Ball just keep rolling your way too.
Joe Budden
You don't want to shoot, man. You kicking the ball away.
Ish
Kicking the ball.
Joe Budden
No, no, no. Yeah, no, it's tough, it's tough.
Parks
Said with your warm ups or N.
Flip
Case I started my Christmas shopping. I have high level anxiety.
Joe Budden
So I wasn't around them white People for long. It's too many of them. Too many. They deep out there.
Ish
They too pleasant for me.
Flip
And it's a out on 5th. AV selling mixtape, screaming my name from across. Van Cleef, shut up.
Ice
Damn. The mixtape guys are on fifth now.
Flip
Yeah, man.
Parks
Come and take a walk with me, dudes. That's gonna force you.
Flip
You either gonna buy the tape or get jumped.
Joe Budden
Yeah, those dudes, they don't take no for an answer.
Flip
Actually, I got you something nice.
Joe Budden
It's not here yet. Okay, it's not here yet. That's for the rest of you.
Flip
I got y'all a little something, man.
Joe Budden
And Christmas bonuses for you niggas that been late.
Flip
Oh, fucking.
Parks
This guy's a monster.
Ice
Yo, Santa Joe over here.
Melissa Ford
Give me the suggestion box again.
Parks
Oh, what color you that?
Flip
Pink.
Melissa Ford
I don't know. Yeah, exactly. Just give me any color. I got one more thing to put in that goddamn suggestion. One more.
Parks
Yeah, yeah. Expensive.
Ice
Yes, it's been expensive. Christmas free.
Ish
Yes. Yes, it has.
Parks
Whoa, whoa. You want the suggestion box?
Ice
Look at that.
Flip
I do.
Melissa Ford
I. I was.
Parks
Damn, you never got a gift before.
Flip
I was.
Parks
Your little cheekbones almost went to the moon.
Ish
Oh, that's fucked up.
Flip
Wait, what she wrote?
Parks
Yeah, yeah, she went to the moon.
Melissa Ford
Positive things.
Parks
Affirmations.
Flip
I want to bust that bad boy over now.
Joe Budden
What's up in there?
Flip
It's been a while, Santa Jo.
Ice
It's been a long time.
Parks
Been a minute.
Ice
That little ribbon is clean.
Melissa Ford
Beautiful.
Ice
That's a nice little ribbon.
Parks
She fought back the smile.
Flip
Damn. Son your fool.
Parks
Oh, man.
Joe Budden
Look at big man.
Parks
Opals and pearls on the rapping.
Joe Budden
Show how appreciative we are of your.
Flip
Presence and your entire being. Celebrating women. We celebrating women up in this piece.
Joe Budden
Fuck is they talking about?
Ish
Wow.
Parks
Yeah. I mean, classic.
Joe Budden
Ooh.
Parks
Now you could join your friends.
Melissa Ford
Shut the fuck up. Okay.
Parks
Yami, you fit right on in now.
Melissa Ford
Wow. Thank you. This is wonderful.
Parks
You here, you her.
Flip
Oh, damn.
Ish
We know what that is.
Parks
We know what that is.
Flip
Yeah, come on. Necessary.
Ice
I think I know what this is. I think I have an idea.
Melissa Ford
I know what it is.
Ice
I think I got an idea.
Ish
We know what that is.
Parks
Ray Bans in the box. Playing with them Ray Bans in the box.
Ice
I hope it is little light.
Parks
Word idiot.
Ice
Yo, come on.
Flip
He got to do it cool.
Ish
Look at him being a heathen, trying not to smile.
Flip
Smile.
Parks
I wanted to rip the my. This is ma fam we. I ain't male.
Ice
Okay.
Joe Budden
Yeah. Uhhuh.
Parks
I got to make sure that y mean on Me, though.
Melissa Ford
Oh, those are sexy.
Parks
I got to make sure that y mean on me.
Ish
Nah, that's your funny little face.
Ice
Oh, that is.
Ish
Nah, nah, that's yours.
Parks
Let me see the mirror app on your joint.
Melissa Ford
Those are nice.
Ice
The mirror app? You mean the camera?
Parks
Oh, yeah, I could do that. Yeah, you're a fool.
Flip
You old as fox.
Parks
Yeah, I am. The camera. Spin it around.
Ish
Oh, yeah. He outside tonight.
Melissa Ford
Look what Joey got me for Christmas.
Parks
Yes.
Ish
She reeling already.
Joe Budden
Word.
Melissa Ford
That's hate.
Flip
Ooh, what's happening over there?
Parks
No, I'm trying to get rid of my little. My little stress ball spot.
Ice
Hold up, though.
Parks
Thank you, kind sir.
Flip
Pardon?
Joe Budden
Don't respect me. Oh, yeah. Stop playing with big parks. Playing with big parks.
Ice
Man, I see some young man in.
Parks
There, some sherling, some sherling.
Ish
We got what we got.
Parks
I mean, little. Sure, sure.
Flip
Come on.
Parks
Oh, and you got them on. Yo, y'all playing that?
Flip
Y'all playing that.
Parks
You've been saying that. Y'all playing.
Ish
Look at his boots. He knew.
Parks
Yeah, and you home with your sweat on. You don't do that.
Flip
Oh, look at. Oh, look at him. No, look at him. No.
Ish
Too in the heat, yo.
Parks
You're a fool, yo.
Flip
Very, very part. Thank you, sir.
Joe Budden
Very part.
Ice
Absolutely.
Joe Budden
Wow.
Parks
This guy's a idiot.
Flip
Anything from you guys?
Joe Budden
Y'all are the best with this on. Y'all did such an amazing job. While it's gone.
Ice
Oh, it's gonna be hot.
Ish
Yeah, I forgot about that. I'm like, I got this damn hoodie on. It's hot.
Flip
Yeah, I got you flipping.
Joe Budden
Imani something nice coming.
Parks
Okay.
Joe Budden
Don't y'all worry.
Ish
No problem. No problem.
Joe Budden
I wanted to break it up. Break it up.
Ish
Not a problem.
Flip
All right, all right, all right, all right. Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike. I had to get rice as last. The camera angles is different. Camera was all in my face, highlighting my freckles and boogers. Had to break the shades out. Salutations. So happy to be here with y'all today. Shout out to the first and last time listeners out there. Always for the ladies. Always for the ladies. Shout out to the musicians and the DJs and those that make the world go round out there. Yes, sir, y'all. Cause what's good who the whole New York City. What's good? Big Jersey. Mike check, mike check. One, two, one, two. Queens get the money. Brooklyn, what's good Seeing you the other night.
Parks
Just know that in the hood, they.
Ish
Gonna bump this.
Parks
Hot sauce to tune Carolina from robbery victims. Everybody traveling right now. Visiting family. All.
Flip
We got to get it now. They about to up the price to.
Joe Budden
Like 30 grand a night. They just open them ships, they look like spaceships, villas.
Flip
They like made a metal sitting on.
Joe Budden
The water in Saudi Arabia.
Flip
Like Star Trek.
Parks
Just know that in the hood.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Flip
I mean we in Costa Rica next week. We getting the out of here. A little bit of snow. Shout to the snow. Microphone check. Microphone check. First and foremost, we want to thank our higher power for waking us up with breath in our lungs this morning. All praise due to him. I mean, without him, none of this is possible.
Parks
Or her.
Joe Budden
No, it's a him.
Flip
No, I'm just with Mel because I do believe it's her.
Joe Budden
I do believe it's her.
Melissa Ford
I think it's a man.
Flip
You think God's a man?
Parks
Yes.
Joe Budden
Why?
Melissa Ford
Because of all this we have to go through. No woman would do this to us.
Sean Stockman
New ice and ish.
Joe Budden
Repeat that please, for me.
Parks
Or not.
Joe Budden
What did she say?
Melissa Ford
I said no woman would do this to us. Have you ever seen a speculum before?
Ice
Oh, who know?
Melissa Ford
A speculum.
Flip
What's that?
Ice
That's the right here, right?
Melissa Ford
No, no, no, no. The speculum is what you flip pancakes.
Flip
I know mad people.
Joe Budden
That's autistic.
Flip
On the speculum?
Melissa Ford
Yeah, on the speculum. Let's just leave it right there. We're just going to leave it right there on the speculum.
Joe Budden
What's the speculum?
Melissa Ford
A speculum is what you insert into a woman in order to do a pap smear where they crank that shit up. It looks like it's a little opener. Shit, yeah, it's a little opener. So yeah.
Joe Budden
You ever seen a catheter?
Melissa Ford
Yes, I have. And did you know that women have to get catheters?
Parks
Yeah, they don't feel like.
Joe Budden
I was not the same.
Ish
You ever had the man flu?
Joe Budden
Not quite.
Melissa Ford
The man flu.
Ice
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Melissa Ford
What is the man flu?
Ish
It's the worst shit out there, bro.
Parks
Tell me what the worse than that catheter?
Ish
I'm just saying women always talk about their pain levels and stuff and what they go through. They've never experienced the man flu, bro.
Melissa Ford
I don't know what the man flu. Do you know what the man flu is?
Joe Budden
Yes.
Melissa Ford
Please educate me.
Ish
I'm the flu that mingate.
Melissa Ford
How does it differ from the regular flu that humans get?
Ish
It ain't no, not men.
Parks
It don't nag you.
Flip
Oh.
Parks
You know what I'm saying? Just a cool flu.
Flip
Just bother you.
Parks
She'll leave you alone in the bed. You know What? I mean, it's cool.
Flip
Oh, okay. All right.
Melissa Ford
Fair enough.
Parks
You get a dick. Let him put that catheter in there the size of a straw. I almost broke that nurse hand off. What? You crazy?
Joe Budden
Damn catheter.
Parks
It worked. You had that before?
Joe Budden
Yes.
Flip
Oh, I ain't Jersey City Medical Center.
Ice
A Jersey City catheter sounds extra.
Parks
Yeah, well, I was in Newark, so I don't know. What.
Joe Budden
No medical center in Jersey City was like, a thing.
Parks
I told him they go get a baby one.
Ish
We had the baby meat, yo.
Flip
Yeah, get that one.
Parks
Ain't like that's gonna come out. Word up.
Flip
What?
Parks
Son, that is what I hope I never have to.
Flip
I'm hoping for you, my brother.
Parks
I'm not. That is different.
Flip
Yo, you really not gonna sue the city? Sue them?
Ice
I'm trying to.
Joe Budden
Should.
Ice
Mark gotta help me out.
Parks
I'm suing the landlord. Cancel the landlord.
Ice
Somebody.
Joe Budden
No, you go through the city and the landlord.
Ish
That should be the landlord, though. What you talking about? Both them doors was mine.
Parks
I'm doing this. Cassie. Everybody in.
Flip
My dog joining us, and we are.
Joe Budden
Going to introduce him. Talking about what? Parks fell. When Parks fell the other day.
Ish
If he would have went over the first door. He goes down the steps, B. Yeah.
Parks
I'm showing Eric Adams. Everybody crazy.
Joe Budden
I'm just doing that. The Eric Adam, the Adams family.
Flip
You were with. No.
Parks
Steven Adams. All the niggas. Yes, exactly.
Joe Budden
Stephen A. Smith crazy.
Flip
Yo.
Melissa Ford
What?
Joe Budden
Everybody gotta get it.
Flip
What episode is this?
Ice
786.
Flip
Welcome to episode 786 of the JOE Button Podcast, brought to you by a few, by power. By Prize Pigs. Prize fix, gang. I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, highly favored host, Joe Button, here with a few really amazing people to my left. Y'all know the vibes.
Joe Budden
Ms.
Flip
Hot and bothered herself, Queen M4 Melissa.
Joe Budden
Ford in the building.
Flip
Big Parks is here. Ice is here. King Wawa himself. Ish is here. And brother Flip is here with us in spirit. Last but certainly not least, each and every one of you guys out there are here. How's everybody doing, man? What's poppin? What's poppin? What's poppin'I'm? Good.
Ish
I'm good, man. I'm glad to be back.
Joe Budden
Man.
Ish
I missed that. I couldn't be here with y'all last pod. Sciatica fucked me up bad. Doctor gave me that shot.
Joe Budden
I'm back. You got the.
Ice
The football players get.
Ish
Yes.
Melissa Ford
Record his own shot.
Ish
Yes.
Parks
No, he said it wasn't.
Ish
That was a steroid shot.
Joe Budden
Yo.
Flip
Stay out of men's health.
Melissa Ford
Sorry. Okay.
Flip
All right. So I don't know what we go through. Sciatica was acting bad.
Ish
She had me up.
Ice
What is that? It's like a pinched nerve.
Ish
Your sciatica nerve is the longest nerve. It runs like your spine all the way down your leg. So if it gets pinched in any way it can, it'll you up. So my was my back. My hip.
Melissa Ford
All the way down to your.
Ice
Yeah, you gotta get one of them shits. Like Batman has the inverted table now.
Ish
They told me just it's a stretching thing. You gotta stretch workout. That's me and Mel. I'm actually going to Pilates. Yeah.
Ice
Okay.
Parks
Please record this.
Melissa Ford
Oh, no. You know that I've been trying to get. I've been trying to collectively get you all to do a Pilates class where I could teach it.
Ice
You could.
Melissa Ford
I could teach it. And that I think would be amazing. And I would. I promise I would go easy on you guys. I would not know.
Ish
She had me try to do some bullshit a minute ago.
Melissa Ford
I literally had him try to touch.
Parks
His toes to see us in pain.
Ish
Bro, I'm still in pain.
Melissa Ford
I don't want you to be in pain. That's the thing. I don't want you to be in pain. I want you to rediscover flexibility and mobility.
Flip
No, you got a men in pain kink.
Ish
You do.
Flip
You got a men in pain kink. You want us to be uncomfortable and.
Melissa Ford
It'S ok. No, it's okay.
Parks
Every physical challenge we've done up here, you be sitting. Get on the scale.
Ish
Get on the scale.
Flip
Why don't you get on the scale?
Parks
Ish. Get on the scale.
Ice
Little PMS thing.
Parks
All of that. The belt. Yeah. She took pleasure in that.
Ice
She loved that shit.
Ish
She wanted to crank that shit up.
Melissa Ford
I was literally just a conduit for the audience who wanted to live vicariously through me.
Ice
I see.
Parks
I hear you got it.
Joe Budden
Yeah. A lot of bullshit with you.
Parks
Yeah, I hear you.
Joe Budden
You all girl, though.
Flip
All right. What is important, unimportant. What. What. What's happening in. In the universe that we need to care about?
Ish
Did any. I don't know if y'all covered it. Did y'all cover the cold show?
Ice
No, no, no.
Ish
Really?
Ice
I wanted to go.
Flip
I didn't see it.
Ish
Okay. I. I signed up for the inevitable just because they live streamed it. If you were one of the members. So I signed up just for that. And that show was amazing.
Parks
It was free.
Ice
Oh.
Ish
And the first thing I thought about was how many Other did this.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ice
No, I'm telling you. When they put the tickets up for sale, they showed how many people were in queue. And the only way to get the link was to be signed up for the inevitable. And it was150,000 people or some in the queue, but for the tickets, to buy the tickets to the show. So imagine the people that didn't even want to go to the show.
Joe Budden
I gave the AI girl my J. Cole money. J. Cole could have got that 300.
Ish
What? And then he did the dollar in the dream, they gave out. Dollar in the dream is something Cole used to do where he would just announce a show. 9:00 in the morning, y'all will be here tonight. Everybody show up with a dollar. You get a ticket for the show later on tonight. So they did that at Irvin Plaza, 10am the line went around all four corners of Irvin Plaza, then across the street and then all the way up the avenue.
Melissa Ford
Wow.
Joe Budden
And nobody got robbed?
Ish
No, I ain't seen nobody get robbed.
Ice
J. Cole's a peaceful brother.
Melissa Ford
Yeah.
Ish
Yeah. That ain't the place for that to happen at. Yeah, but the show itself was amazing. He had to open the dj, you know, warm the crowd up. But he came out, he went through the whole album. Mixtape, cuts, feature cuts. Didn't bring anybody out. Just smoked it himself.
Parks
How long was the show?
Ish
He went on at 9:30. And I think he got off stage at like 11.
Parks
Oh, damn, that ain't bad.
Joe Budden
His bounce back toward. He's crushing at the end of the year.
Ice
Yeah. The whole podcast thing, the re releasing the albums, the bonus tracks, just put.
Ish
The deluxe out on DSPs today.
Ice
Yeah, he.
Flip
He's.
Ish
Anything you have bad to say about that beef? He's showing why. Let me do this my way.
Ice
Yeah.
Ish
And it's working.
Ice
It is. Salute, man.
Ish
Change that conversation about him completely.
Parks
Yeah, they just forgot him. Like, kept him out of that. Now I see why. I think everybody sees why he stood out, right?
Joe Budden
Yes, absolutely.
Ish
In hindsight, it makes all the sense in the world. I mean, just people wanted him to be messy. Messy and a competitor in that. Like, they wanted you to start mud slinging and all that. And he's like, no, I'm cool. I just want to rap. If y'all gonna go personals. I don't want to do that.
Parks
We know you like mud pies. My. We know.
Flip
But, Wade, that's not true. And I do.
Joe Budden
Let me recognize that. I do. But it's not. Yes. People wanted to see that also.
Flip
He told Us.
Joe Budden
He was with that shit.
Ish
He didn't tell us he was with that.
Parks
He said, I'm with rap. Battling got you.
Ish
And if y'all are going there. I'm not with that. Let me get away. Cause that's not what I'm on. I want to rap. If we gonna rap, let's rap.
Joe Budden
Then you're not really with it.
Flip
I understand, I comprehend the point, but.
Parks
So you don't think it could be rap competition without.
Flip
Again, I'm with all the hand to hand combat in the world with anybody in the world. The second that somebody want to exceed that point, I'm stepping out of it. I also know that this could lead to that.
Joe Budden
Pardon me.
Flip
Kind of could get to that maybe. So yes, I respect his opinion. I don't want to participate in that.
Joe Budden
That show that y'all are doing.
Flip
But unfortunately, sometimes the sheer competitiveness of MCs can lead to that or much worse. And it was death back in the day. It's probably still today. So, I mean, I get the point and I agree with his decision making in hindsight.
Ish
And I'm cool with. Well, to him I'm cool with y'all. So I don't have the hatred there to take it there with y'all. Now that's not to say maybe it's somebody out there that he really don't like that if it got there, I'm willing to go there with you, but yeah, yeah, I don't want to do this.
Flip
And I think somebody spoke to him and. And said, yo, shit about to go, you might want. Yeah, but move out the way and stop making it look like you picking aside because it looked like you picking a side.
Joe Budden
And I'm about to start taking it like that. I think somebody may have had that talk with him worded differently.
Flip
I don't know. But boy, what a way to clean. Clean the year. What a way to close the year. Especially when all other rappers are obsolete. Music seemed. It do seem a little obsolete for me anyway.
Parks
Hip hop or just everything.
Flip
And I'm not just saying hip hop because I think it's some of my favorite R B acts that are just. We was having a Melly talk not.
Joe Budden
Too long ago, Danny Lay just some.
Flip
Of the people that were granted a shot, like an opportunity or they got on during the boom of 2017, 18, 19, 20. Now it's like, what do I do?
Ish
It's different, man. Covet came and changed. A lot of. A lot of people spent money, invested money, and now that all that dried up ain't nobody trying to spend no money, or they in the red or.
Parks
They ain't get their money back.
Ish
Yeah, we in the red. No, I'm not spending no money no more. Now you got to go out and do it yourself. So now you got to spend your own money to get yourself a certain way, and everybody ain't got it to do it.
Ice
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true. I feel like they've changed. Like, some of the algorithms and some behind the scenes. I feel like it's changed. As someone who releases music, something back there changed. I don't know what. I have no evidence of it. It just feels different.
Joe Budden
That's the best way. It feels different. Yeah, it does feel different.
Ice
So I can see why a lot of people would be a little quieter musically. Because if they're with back there, we gotta adjust.
Ish
And people trying to figure out their way out of this. That's what I see. I see a lot of people trying to get off that hamster wheel of the music industry.
Parks
I agree.
Ish
And it's like, yo, we're not releasing until we can get this figured out. Everything else could wait. Go get my old.
Parks
Place to be.
Joe Budden
I'm laughing because I've seen an interview somewhere with three stacks, and he was the person he was talking to. He was telling him how his label didn't want to count the flute album toward the shit because they got some wording in the contract that says the next album has to be 90% like the last album. Am I on Ring for some reason?
Ice
Like a Lou Sicko?
Joe Budden
Yeah. That's crazy.
Ish
That's nasty. I ain't gonna hold you.
Joe Budden
Listen, all things considered with the sleepwalker thing, I got alarms, motion sensors, buzzers.
Flip
I got V.I.
Joe Budden
Jackets, ankle weights.
Flip
Listen, anything, buddy, you got to put.
Ish
That ankle weight, you got to get that. That he put on the dogs. The invisible collar. Shit, as soon as you walk outside that.
Joe Budden
All right, I'm up.
Parks
Yo, that's funny, son.
Flip
What was that saying just now?
Ish
Andre 3000.
Parks
You was looking at the Andre.
Flip
Oh, yeah. 90% has to be album. Has to be 90% like last album. And he was like.
Joe Budden
He said.
Flip
He tried to fight it at first.
Joe Budden
But then he was like, the game is the game, but they just got all types of tricks in there.
Flip
I was like, no, we don't.
Parks
I know you, right?
Ice
Hey, Today publishing company.
Flip
Hey, 3K might be right on that one, buddy.
Parks
You my man and all that, but you're the best.
Flip
You're one of the best to ever do this shit. But some Shit you can't do. Like artists are crazy.
Ish
I'm not mad at the try neither. Try to get that shit off.
Flip
I'm mad at the try. If I'm the label that's waiting for my top selling diamond artist to hand in an album so the rest of these niggas could eat.
Ish
I'm saying on his.
Flip
And you hand me in an album full of flutes and then walk in the corner office and say, hey, I'm done.
Parks
I'm done.
Flip
Please.
Melissa Ford
How did that album do though?
Ice
I mean, it's like Grammy nominated and I don't know how sales wise it did, but I'm sure it's good for a flute album.
Parks
It probably was probably the most popular.
Ish
Listened to it and I was like, I actually. She liked this on some massage. Like we all didn't.
Joe Budden
I listen to it. We all did.
Ish
But it ain't.
Parks
It ain't fit your sciatica.
Ish
I don't hear it.
Flip
Talk about.
Ish
I don't hear it as a 100,000 album.
Ice
Not at all.
Ish
You know what I mean? Yeah, but again, everybody's trying to figure their ways off of that hamster wheel. So. Yo, let me give him an album of a flute and see if it worked. What if it did work?
Parks
I gave. He had four more of them in the tuck.
Flip
That's what it worked.
Ice
It couldn't have been a terribly expensive album.
Ish
No, no, no. I'm talking about what if it worked towards expensive.
Flip
He was in the bathroom.
Ish
Ex traffic made that album.
Flip
It was in the car.
Parks
I don't care what it cost you to make.
Ice
Probably did make the money.
Flip
So I'm saying no, no, cuz this ain't ours.
Parks
It ain't Bombs over Baghdad much.
Ish
It ain't cost them no money.
Ice
That's what I'm saying.
Ish
So it made them money.
Flip
It. No, it didn't. Cuz we not claiming that whatever it did. Go buy yourself something nice for Macy's. Go buy. Go ahead to Macy's. Get yourself. That's Macy's money.
Ice
It's a Macy's soundtrack, so it makes sense.
Flip
Hey, call me back when hey y'all and all that shit is done. This is why labels have ars to send with your dumb ass. You new kids have escaped IT building shit in your room, but they sent ars with y'all to make sure that the creatives didn't get too damn creative in there. Go in there and do the ad lib. That way we like.
Joe Budden
Come on.
Ish
They don't even have that no more.
Flip
No, no, no, Kevin L'S face now. Yeah. I want my first single, man, to just be like something. Just explaining my mood and therapy cowbell and my story and just showing substance and. And being deep. Go deep.
Parks
Focus. Look, I need you to focus. If you pump it up, we're on fire.
Joe Budden
It won't be on this label.
Parks
Yeah. Hey, fuck you, sir.
Flip
Hey, you could do that on album five. When we far away from you. For now, you better get these asses moving. Speaking of getting asses moving. Pause if applicable.
Joe Budden
Another dark sign in the music business for me.
Flip
That Uzi I wanna rock song went.
Joe Budden
Away too fast for it to be what they made it be.
Parks
That should be at sporting events.
Ice
Yeah, they still play it in, like, commercials and sporting events and like that.
Joe Budden
Nah, nah, I ain't heard it.
Flip
And I watch commercials and sporting events. I seen me 900 times just yesterday.
Ice
That's true.
Flip
I'm watching this.
Parks
New, though.
Flip
No, it ain't that song.
Parks
I want to know what I'm saying. Yes is new.
Joe Budden
Well, which one? I shot a couple.
Parks
They are fairly new.
Joe Budden
What'd you be saying when my commercial come on, though? Nothing.
Parks
I post this in, I clap. Hey, hey, yo, don't start your shit. Hey, man, don't start. It's too gloomy for you to come.
Flip
In with that bullshit. You got the bag.
Parks
Yo, you at home, you just be like Hercules. Hercules. Daisy.
Flip
Daisy.
Parks
Oh, man.
Melissa Ford
Oh, shit.
Flip
What else, what else, what else? What else?
Joe Budden
Is there anything in music?
Ish
Do we get the scissor yet?
Ice
No, we got a video with what's her man's name? Ben Stiller, driving the car.
Ish
Excuse me.
Ice
Mouthing her lyrics.
Parks
That's fire.
Ice
It was kind of funny.
Parks
Yeah, that's factor. You know, he mad, silly and then.
Ice
She was butt ass. But an alien in the woods with the fireflies.
Ish
Butt asses rolling in the grass.
Ice
Butt ass. Well, she, you know, they had a little makeup on them.
Melissa Ford
Of course, you're googling that right now if you find it relevant to the conversation. Yeah, of course. No, it is.
Flip
Yeah.
Parks
Aliens, Drones. You know what I'm saying?
Flip
Yes.
Parks
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Oh, they put a drone band over New Jersey.
Parks
It must have started this morning because I seen one last night. Yeah, that's the first one I saw. Like, I haven't seen any. Last night was the first one I saw.
Ice
Oh, wow.
Parks
It's kind of over by you. Nah, this was far too.
Ice
Oh, wow.
Parks
It's like an hour away from my crib. That was far. I ain't going to lie.
Joe Budden
You was an hour away from your crib. What you was doing at night? Picking up.
Parks
Picking up hoodies.
Ice
Mailbox.
Flip
That buddy. How does he still get this on? He is the man. The hoodie plays clothes. Around midnight. I'm brushing. I'm rushing over there, baby. Stuck in traffic.
Joe Budden
Yo.
Flip
He is the man. Yeah, they got a drone ban over New Jersey. I saw the clothes.
Parks
Yeah, they must have again.
Ish
They got one going up there looking at them. Drones they got up there?
Parks
No, they said one fell out in Clinton.
Ice
Oh, word?
Parks
And they said they called the cops. They erased the shit like mad.
Flip
Quick.
Parks
They said all the Alphabet boys, all that shit came out there and got that shit about it.
Ice
Oh, shit.
Parks
Hella quick. I'm like, really?
Flip
Wait a second.
Joe Budden
I know I'm ignorant.
Ish
Who's down for me, boys? All the letters.
Parks
FBI, D, E, A, atf, CIA.
Ish
Just the letters.
Parks
Faa.
Ice
All them.
Joe Budden
Okay.
Ice
NBA.
Flip
I'm rolling with y'all. I've heard a different something in my.
Joe Budden
Life, I think, with that.
Melissa Ford
But the Alphabet was lgbtq.
Ish
That's like a slur.
Ice
No, that was. That was Chappelle's remix.
Parks
Yeah, the Alphabet was way around long. Irs.
Flip
Any.
Ish
Any of them three letter governmental government groups.
Joe Budden
All right. Just be clear.
Flip
No problems.
Ice
There's a bunch of trans people out.
Parks
Wait, what? Hey, drone.
Melissa Ford
Drone, take me with you. Let me see your finger.
Joe Budden
Y'all need a lot of hope.
Parks
All right, got it.
Ice
A lot of hope.
Joe Budden
I do laugh at that drama, though. Just randomly throughout the day. Humans. So stupid. If those are aliens, and I'm not doing this tinfoil shit with y'all, I don't think they're aliens.
Ice
I'm tinfoil upstairs. We can make hats.
Joe Budden
But if they were aliens. What?
Flip
Wait, do y'all believe the aliens to be wiser than us?
Parks
Yes.
Ish
Yes.
Joe Budden
Okay. You got it.
Ish
Absolutely.
Joe Budden
I don't know why people think that humans is working on plans to get to Mars, but the aliens is just circling New Jersey, bored as hell.
Flip
Yeah, we gotta fix Patterson before we.
Parks
Can go somewhere else.
Flip
Yeah, I think dumbass aliens that's somewhere thinking the alien shit. Playing alien Monopoly with, like, other unknown planets and shit.
Joe Budden
Like, they ain't playing with New Jersey.
Ice
And I agree.
Parks
And America might be Baltic.
Joe Budden
I think that America's Baltic.
Ice
Just thinking of aliens as, like, a human creature is mad ignorant.
Melissa Ford
Yes.
Ice
Like, oh, they came down here to do something. We probably can't see these. They might be here.
Ish
That's what I said. I said before, we don't know what they bodies are made of.
Flip
We don't understand dogs yet. Dolphins.
Ish
What keeps Saying admission you. No, he's not.
Parks
He's hungry.
Melissa Ford
Hungry.
Ice
Oh, man.
Joe Budden
Yo, I seen some white person the other day. He was bringing a dog in in the hotel, dragging him by the leash, choking the shit out the dog. I'm like, you think that you doing something. You think that you like loving this guy screaming for help. I'm too much of a dog lover to look at shit like that.
Flip
What else is there? So there's no scissor project?
Ice
Not yet. She said that was gonna drop at 8am I don't know if that meant Eastern Standard Time, Pacific Standard Time, Australian Standard Time.
Ish
So we passed all of that.
Flip
And this is supposed to be a full R and B project?
Ice
I think it's a deluxe. But it's like a lg.
Flip
It's a new album.
Joe Budden
Deluxe?
Ish
Yes.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ish
Which tells me it should be. It shouldn't. This isn't gonna be four or five records. I'm expecting a full length project.
Joe Budden
I seen Summer Walker with Caresha. I like seeing Summer Walker out because that mean that it's music coming.
Ice
Well, she got the show too. The radio show.
Joe Budden
What radio show?
Ice
At Apple.
Joe Budden
Summer duds.
Melissa Ford
Yeah.
Joe Budden
When did that launch?
Ice
Maybe it was while you were going. I guess a couple weeks ago.
Joe Budden
Yeah, that's more good news. Yeah, that's another sign that music is done.
Flip
And only the toxic bitches play that.
Joe Budden
Sped up Heart of a woman. Shit on all of that shit. Let you know exactly who to target or stay away from. If you're faithful. That's all you hear sometimes the music.
Flip
Only thing that's saving you.
Joe Budden
Hey, send some eyes over there.
Ish
Yeah, Summer has her show. It's called Over It Radio on Apple. She got two episodes so far. First one was Sexy Red and this one is Karisha.
Flip
After Summer and Sza.
Ish
I'm kinda.
Parks
I ain't gonna say a word.
Ice
Yeah, no, please do.
Ish
No, we paid the time.
Parks
Over it radio. Your first episode was sexy rare. Your second episode is Karisha.
Melissa Ford
Yeah, I'm not really seeing a correlation.
Parks
Okay, what you got expound other than that's toxic radio.
Ice
Oh, it is toxic.
Melissa Ford
Oh, yeah.
Flip
Well, yeah.
Ice
Summer Walker.
Joe Budden
Walker.
Parks
I know, but I'm saying you name.
Ish
Your well over it.
Melissa Ford
Didn't she have a song?
Parks
Yeah, I thought that was the name of the song.
Ish
Her album.
Flip
No, her album was over it. Still over it. And now it's finally over it, which is Cap.
Ish
Yeah, we know. All right, I'm back.
Joe Budden
Over. When are they finally over it?
Ice
When they find something new. Well, even then. Yeah, you're right.
Joe Budden
Yeah. I don't believe that Summer Walker is finally over. Well, unless you're talking about Larry, I do believe that he's probably not still in pain over him. That's fucked up.
Flip
Anyway. I can't wait till I get this new music from. From Summer and SZA and. And anybody else who wants to participate in this music.
Ice
Literally anybody.
Flip
Anybody out there that's gotta. I'm listening to demos.
Ice
It was a good year, though. I can't. I can't front. It was a lot of good music that came out this year. It's weird that we're not getting any type of blockbuster shit. Well, I guess Sizza, if it happens. But usually Christmas time is like, you.
Ish
Get somebody for that fourth quarter, you get the heavy hitters. Yeah, we got Kendrick.
Ice
That's true. We got Kendrick.
Flip
We got all the tde.
Ish
But I'm saying fourth quarter.
Joe Budden
Oh, fourth quarter. Okay.
Ish
We did get Kendrick. Yeah, it's still fourth quarter. We might. Do you want to count Cole?
Ice
Not really. It's old project. I mean, it's new songs. Old project.
Parks
I thought his release date in February, you know, I.
Flip
Release date.
Parks
I mean, he said it's coming out around February. The.
Ish
The album.
Ice
That may be true. I don't know.
Ish
They did say at the show, he said. Because the. The Dreamville Festival coming up is the final one.
Parks
That's the last one.
Ish
He said, I'll see y'all at Dreamville, and hopefully I have some new music to perform by then. Like as a teaser to the.
Ice
He's definitely got new music, of course, before Dreamville.
Ish
So everybody's anticipating the album, at least before then. And that's April, so it might track.
Ice
Which means it's probably. Well, it's different. I was gonna say it's probably close to done at this point, but in this day and age of the music business, they'd be doing at the last second.
Ish
So they go back after it.
Ice
Drop that too.
Joe Budden
Music businesses running around, buying up the independents.
Ish
Yeah, we're trying to find a way, like, again, people trying to get out, and they're gonna find a way to try to reel you back in. We'll change it over here.
Flip
We'll.
Ish
They did it. He was going over here to Spotify, going over here to these. Come the DSPs direct. Oh, no, no. Now we got them.
Ice
Yeah, I know.
Ish
They're gonna buy up the little independent distributors.
Ice
Some of them should be probably kicking off, boy. So if you think about it, if there's what they say, there's 300,000 songs released a Week or something like that. Soon Corn distro kid and them is.
Joe Budden
Oh, yeah, for sure, for sure.
Ish
Or you think that the major's gonna stand by and watch that?
Ice
No. Or they're just gonna offer the same service at some point.
Flip
I would like.
Ice
All right.
Joe Budden
I would like a new snow allegro project.
Ice
Yeah, definitely.
Parks
I've been listening to that the whole week.
Joe Budden
The whole drive to the hoodie store.
Parks
I might play one of them shits for my sleep. Yo, you're an idiot.
Flip
No, that was.
Parks
That was.
Flip
Had like a nice ride you took. It was with the snow.
Ish
Hour, hour drive, full moon.
Flip
That was a beautiful track. Get some hoodies. I think a hoodie playlist. Oh, man, the slaps.
Ish
You see your girl got Radio City coming up in March. Cleo. Cleo Soul. I seen it announced another night, three dates.
Ice
Wow, there's.
Ish
I know that's. Y'all peoples. I was.
Ice
Group trip, Radio City. That's nice.
Flip
That's nice.
Parks
For Indy and from overseas. Word, that's big.
Joe Budden
Finally a show that they won't pull Big Mel on stage for at halftime. She could just be a normal patron.
Melissa Ford
Maybe they pull you on stage this time. Would you go?
Joe Budden
I wouldn't go.
Melissa Ford
Why not?
Joe Budden
Hell, why would we do this every pod? Because I don't want to be center stage anywhere. Ish.
Ish
Would you go?
Flip
I'm shocked. You did it twice. Well, she got and lied both times. You're such a liar.
Melissa Ford
I did not lie.
Flip
You lied both times.
Melissa Ford
No, I did not lie.
Flip
No. She lied about shit that she didn't even have to lie about.
Melissa Ford
I didn't lie.
Flip
She called me in the morning. I snitched.
Melissa Ford
You are snitching. But you already did. And then I told you why I ended up doing it.
Flip
Yeah, but I didn't get that follow up text. All I got was the aggressive in the morning. Like, nah, man, ain't even about that. I don't even want to have the reputation of just going on stage. I did that for Lucky, but I don't want to do that for anybody else. Not even six, three hours later when you get.
Melissa Ford
When you get a call from Snoop, who asks you personally to do this and shut the up, you drop.
Sean Stockman
You.
Melissa Ford
Hey, you set it up. You set it up. And then I like the setup on the stage. I was like, okay, it's not the same thing. I could do this.
Joe Budden
Snoop.
Flip
Hey, Snoop, you another one.
Melissa Ford
What was the setup this time on October London stage, they just had a couch and they're just like. They just want you to sit just Sit on the couch, have a drink, smoke a stogie. That's it. It's like a nightclub. I said, I can do that.
Ice
You smoked a stogie.
Melissa Ford
I smoked a stogie on stage, Yes. I dropped the ashes all in my crotch too, but played it off.
Parks
I was there.
Ish
That's right.
Melissa Ford
You were with. With Joe's mom.
Joe Budden
No, he was with his girl.
Flip
And my mom went to.
Joe Budden
And Ice's mom went.
Parks
Yo.
Melissa Ford
Okay, well, I saw them together.
Parks
Look, all Mel did up there was, yo, what Girls be bored, yo. They need some to do with their hand. When they be with the self.
Flip
Girls don't have.
Parks
All they do is this. The only thing they can do is the hair. The hair is fine and it ain't my. It ain't moving. You did the comb, the hand comb, like 10 times. Shit ain't go nowhere. That's what you did for 20 minutes.
Joe Budden
You added to the show, though. You killed that shit.
Ish
Answer my question. Ish. Cleo Soul called you up, would you.
Melissa Ford
Go what she got on child?
Joe Budden
And that's why he has two daughters. That right there that you didn't see.
Ice
You'Ll sit on the couch and smoke a stogie.
Parks
Cleo Soul. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Might even come in here. A little dinner jacket on with an ass.
Melissa Ford
That would be sharp. That would be sharp. No, we should make arrangements for that right now.
Parks
Clayo Soul's fire. She's amazing.
Ice
She is fine.
Joe Budden
I don't know if I'm gonna go to this one.
Ish
Really?
Joe Budden
Yeah. Her last project was just sad to me.
Parks
It wasn't. It wasn't the.
Joe Budden
So I don't know if.
Parks
One before the last. Yeah, it wasn't the one before the one before the last.
Ish
Yeah, but people don't.
Flip
And the one before that. They don't, you know, I mean, I know, but when people tour, sometimes they.
Joe Budden
Do do a lot of.
Flip
From their new album.
Joe Budden
So I just don't know is all.
Ice
Yes.
Joe Budden
I got to see the. When she hit the other cities first.
Ish
Got it.
Joe Budden
They keep pressuring us to do something, but I mean, that makes sense.
Flip
The other city and I have to see show Ish.
Ice
I'll be curious, I promise you.
Ish
We have to just do. We just have to do. Because.
Flip
Because I love you like that.
Parks
I'm with him.
Joe Budden
I love you like that. That's why. Now what? Now what you gonna say?
Flip
I. I do have to see showish. Just once can we find a way.
Ish
I need to see a different Ish. Stupid, not showish.
Ice
After party. Ish.
Ish
And pre party ish before show and after show.
Flip
And I got to see which shows.
Joe Budden
His girl is allowed to come to.
Flip
Cuz that's always the best part of touring.
Ice
It is.
Joe Budden
I need to see that with everybody actually. But yeah, I made it.
Flip
I told he is going to go so crazy.
Ish
I told my girl.
Parks
How do you think that.
Flip
Cuz, I've.
Ish
Nigga, we know you and you like.
Parks
To talk and you're personable and I'm 48 years old.
Melissa Ford
That don't mean nothing.
Joe Budden
Wait, get a male.
Melissa Ford
I mean, because he's just. Because adrenaline's gonna kick in. You know you're gonna.
Flip
You think yes.
Melissa Ford
When you him and then.
Flip
Adrenaline kicks in. What are you talking about?
Parks
Yo, what's wrong? Yo, this guy's a nut case. Yo. I don't care about those people.
Melissa Ford
Everybody's gonna be ish. You my favorite.
Parks
Thank you.
Ice
I appreciate bad pictures.
Joe Budden
The ish brigade.
Flip
The brisk gate. I watched some dumbass movie that had.
Joe Budden
Action figure ish in it, but he was like actionless. So I should tear that. Tear that movie apart.
Flip
But I won't because Rebel Ridge on Netflix.
Joe Budden
I'm late to this.
Ice
It's been out for a while.
Flip
It's been out for a while. But the barber had it on, so I started it.
Joe Budden
So when I went home, I finished it. Rebel Rich.
Flip
I was entertained fully throughout the whole thing.
Joe Budden
But they.
Flip
They get the good looking big black.
Joe Budden
Guy with the muscles that apparently all the girls is they on right now.
Flip
But I don't know none of this.
Ice
Okay.
Joe Budden
But if you're trying to get a action figure guy, you want him to look great.
Flip
So immediately.
Parks
Yo, I clunk you with this phone, yo.
Flip
What?
Parks
You said this.
Melissa Ford
Like not even close.
Flip
What do you mean not even close? That is action figure. And what's his name?
Melissa Ford
Aaron Pierre.
Parks
Yeah.
Flip
And then look like you look like he looked like.
Parks
Hey, yo, you out your mind.
Flip
That is a good looking man. What are you talking about? And he did got the eyes.
Melissa Ford
Yeah.
Ice
No, that could be ish.
Flip
Yeah, like this.
Ish
Y'all don't hear her and what like.
Flip
She bone, she moaning.
Melissa Ford
His whole family though. The genetic line is.
Flip
We don't know. Wow.
Parks
He won.
Melissa Ford
He walked a red carpet with his family and they.
Flip
They all were just gorgeous.
Ish
Yes, they all could have got it.
Melissa Ford
Well, no, not like that. Because I mean, I'm talking about mom and dad and sister and whatnot.
Parks
Don't you ever call me this.
Melissa Ford
He's paying you a compliment.
Flip
Yeah, cuz he is that killing you. I'm Picking you up.
Melissa Ford
He might get sexiest man of the year.
Parks
All right, mark my words.
Melissa Ford
I said it here first.
Ice
No, it's Jim from the office.
Melissa Ford
Yeah, no, next year. I know it's Krasinski dude right now, but next year.
Flip
Anyway, the first scene in the movie, the cops pull him over, take all his money from him.
Joe Budden
Give us this.
Flip
He was going to bail his cousin out. They took it from him, told him to fuck off. So I thought he was going to.
Joe Budden
Beat the cops up. He did.
Flip
At every turn in the movie. That's supposed to be an action movie with this new good looking black dude. Every time he was supposed to turn up, he didn't. He didn't. He was just polite. And then at the end, he get into a little scrap and I'm like.
Joe Budden
You just look good, nigga.
Flip
He didn't work on none of the time.
Parks
Like you need a few things.
Flip
They had a budget at all. He stabbed one dude, punch one dude, and then that was the end. I'm like, all right, all right. That's where Jason Statham got you beat a little bit.
Parks
He had broke seven necks.
Flip
Jason Statham, he don't play.
Parks
He don't play. He don't play. First, first scene, a nigga gonna poke.
Flip
Him in the chest at the wrong hello at the gas station and they.
Parks
Gonna poke him in the chest.
Ish
That's it.
Parks
They gonna break that nigga wrist and do some other shit. Have him leaning on the chips.
Flip
Shit. Even Denzel when he locked the door at the bar and Equalizer. Hey, When Denzel, look at his little watch, that watch time. He's about to y'all up. This new Ish looking nigga didn't do shit. Yeah, ran around, fell in love with the white girl that was helping him.
Ish
That's why he called.
Flip
Oh, shit.
Joe Budden
Salt bread.
Parks
It's Pierre, man. It's Pierre.
Joe Budden
It's a shame.
Flip
I'm watching this shit and I'm predicting what's going to happen as it come. So he was getting on the whole 10 minutes.
Joe Budden
Then the little white girl pop up. I said, oh, she gonna help him.
Ish
And he gonna fall in love.
Joe Budden
Yeah, they didn't get to that part.
Flip
In the movie, but they was together.
Joe Budden
And you know he beat.
Flip
No, no, he beat.
Joe Budden
He didn't beat.
Ish
He did. Yes, he did.
Parks
He beat.
Ish
What you say?
Parks
I don't know if they showed a.
Flip
Rebel ridge, but he got to the ridges. Mel, you would date Anthony. What's his name? Aaron Pierre.
Melissa Ford
Yeah.
Parks
You don't hear how she just promoted that nigga he fine.
Ish
She's hot and bothered now.
Flip
Word?
Parks
I thought that was his agent.
Melissa Ford
He fine as hell.
Flip
Even while you got homeboy like, you think that's respectful to your situation.
Melissa Ford
Listen, stop bringing that up, okay? This is. We're talking in hypotheticals, right?
Flip
Oh, he had to talk.
Melissa Ford
No.
Flip
For social.
Ish
He had to talk.
Flip
Oh, he heard, he heard.
Ice
What sort of voice you think he used?
Flip
Oh, yeah, House turtle.
Sinead Hartnett
Third.
Flip
Oh, no, it was his third.
Parks
It was low and the got a nice voice.
Flip
My bad, dude, we're just talking in.
Melissa Ford
Hypotheticals right now, okay? Hypotheticals.
Joe Budden
Yes.
Ish
I heard your show.
Ice
I like how he, you know, we got.
Parks
We should stop doing a little bit of, you know.
Melissa Ford
No, I think you could tone it.
Ice
Down a little bit.
Parks
I'm a private guy. I'm a private guy, you know, my family watch.
Flip
What else? What else? What else, homeboy? They, they did the jail walk, the New York walk, the purple with Luigi. Luigi Mangioni.
Parks
Thought that was Hannibal Lecter, El Chapo or some body.
Joe Budden
I know. I had to go look up his crime again. I was like, they walking him.
Parks
He only shot a. They didn't do that for Rakim and them. When they shoot a.
Flip
What the you talking about?
Joe Budden
Just shoot a. Nick shot a Very, very expensive dude. Shot the CEO with a fourth four. Largest, largest company in the country.
Parks
He shot a. Did you talk about.
Melissa Ford
This was theater?
Ice
Exactly.
Melissa Ford
This was theater. And this was taxpayer money.
Flip
This is helicopters and all.
Melissa Ford
I'm like, Jesus Christ, just like, trying to like, taint the fucking jury pool.
Ice
Well, how so?
Melissa Ford
Because don't you think that that theatrics makes people think, oh, he's so dangerous. When he went out of his way to make sure that there was not the possibility for any level of casualty past his target.
Joe Budden
Oh, the good looks worked on you.
Melissa Ford
He blind as hell.
Joe Budden
I'm sorry, the good looks worked on.
Melissa Ford
You, but it's not even Mel.
Joe Budden
So you don't think that he's extremely dangerous?
Melissa Ford
No, I don't. I do not think that he's dangerous. The same way I don't think the Menendez brothers are dangerous.
Parks
Joe, let me ask you this. He might be dangerous, but see, you.
Ish
Watch too much, then you watch too much.
Joe Budden
Question.
Parks
You might. You watch too much Jason Statham, that little bony ass white boy did not need 77 cops with a Sunday's best on escorting him around the world.
Flip
I don't know the was he doing. Know that I agree with that?
Ish
I wouldn't know.
Flip
I don't know that I agree with that.
Ish
Whereas, because I saw an attorney come out and say that they're gonna have problems with jury selection because it's so much sympathy for him.
Parks
Yeah.
Ish
And so now on the other side is let's paint him to be as dangerous as possible to try to balance that back out.
Melissa Ford
But I think that's having the opposite effect. I think. I think it's making him look more like a martyr. I think that he's like that regardless. Yeah. I think it's just increasing public support.
Ish
For him because of who it was he killed and what he represented, and.
Melissa Ford
Because so many people can relate to what. To the reasons why he took these matters into his own hands.
Ish
Are you seeing the comments under the.
Joe Budden
Well, slow down for a minute. I want to try to have some of these talks.
Melissa Ford
Okay.
Joe Budden
Y'all dead ass.
Melissa Ford
Yes.
Ish
Yeah.
Parks
Thousand percent dog.
Flip
Okay.
Joe Budden
Media propaganda is. Is and has been a part of most trials.
Parks
The major ones.
Flip
Media propaganda and. And misinformation. All of that. Absolutely. All of that is there for sure. So I'm not arguing your point about mind games to potential jurors, but that existed. That existed already. This is high profile enough to where that was there.
Joe Budden
True.
Flip
Two. New York City. And I don't have all of the facts, but New York City was. They was in a fight with PTA or whoever over extradition in the first place.
Parks
No, no, no, no.
Melissa Ford
It was him. It was him.
Parks
He was gonna waive his extradition at first.
Melissa Ford
No, no, no. He was fighting extradition. And he ended up waving it.
Flip
He eventually waved.
Parks
He eventually waved it. But at first he.
Flip
But he was fighting.
Parks
Yeah.
Flip
And New York wanted him in. In New York, the place of the crime.
Joe Budden
No.
Flip
Get his ass over here. That went on a little longer than we expected from that. I'm certain that they were getting pressure from whoever is above them. You don't kill somebody that the CEO of the fourth largest.
Joe Budden
Yada, yada, yada, yada.
Flip
And you're not pressured from somewhere to get the guy that we watched, kill him, and take a city bike somewhere. So, yeah, I do understand the reason for the long, dramatic walk. Shit. They did it with me at a much lesser level when I got arrested on Dyckman that they call the news. They tell the news the time that you're gonna take the walk from back there and we gonna film you and put you on the fucking news. So, yes, I get the perp walk. And the off whites. The off whites will get to.
Joe Budden
At another.
Flip
At another time also. I already told y'all how I feel about premeditated Killers versus the niggas that just pop you randomly at the spot. If dude could plan this out this way, I don't doubt his brilliance. He was a valedictorian, saluted Victorian, went to wherever. Mti. Wherever he had MTA card. I don't know. But highly, highly educated.
Ice
It's more of a city buddy.
Flip
Highly educated brother that.
Joe Budden
That.
Flip
That comes from a family of money for him to plan out, write a manifesto, stake out and stalk at six in the morning with his weapon of choice and his exit strategy and all but damn near commit a perfect crime if not for his stomach growling. I think that person is dangerous. I think that person is dangerous. You don't get to not be dangerous because a lot of people agree with what you did.
Parks
True.
Flip
You're still a dangerous man.
Parks
Cool. Got it.
Flip
That's all I'm saying. No, semantically about him.
Parks
Like, semantically, you're right. But once they got him, they got him, right? Do you look at that guy and say, yo, he's gonna break the cuffs, knock 12 cops out and get away?
Melissa Ford
No.
Ish
No.
Parks
So.
Flip
But that wasn't the reason for the. For the dog and pony show.
Ish
So what's the reason?
Parks
That's the point. Niggas are saying, yo, you got 50 cops around this kid. Like he's gonna magically break free and run and get away like he jet lia some body. He's not that.
Ish
What do you say?
Flip
The point was, we have 50 cops here because we. People have been on our ass for however many days that we didn't have this guy, we probably about to lose mad money and budgeting and yada, yada, yada, all that.
Joe Budden
That's above.
Parks
Y'all just wasted.
Flip
It's the show. You say wasted it. We. It's our money wasted.
Ice
Yeah, true.
Parks
Well, I don't live in New York.
Flip
But, yeah, and we seen all the cops, but I don't know the level of all of those. I seen some cops that look like they was the big dog cops.
Melissa Ford
It looked like multiple law enforcement agencies fucking. Eric Adams was there, like, a lot. That's the. That's what I mean is it's one. It's one thing if you have him doing the perp walk, but it's another thing if you have helicopters and 50 cops. The mayor, like, that's fireworks.
Parks
Like he was bad bunny. My.
Ice
That's what we talking about, like the Joker or some.
Parks
That nigga's going to Rikers, bro. Sit his little white ass.
Flip
Oh, he's not going to Rikers. He's Going to mdc.
Parks
I'm just playing. Yo, sit his little ass over there.
Ish
That's probably why he didn't want to.
Parks
Get extra though it. I'm over here.
Flip
I don't understand y'all. We say all the time. Shit, you just said it a couple seconds ago. They ain't do all that for cousin Raheem, right? Like, there's this. There's this thing in the black community where we've seen what they. They'll do for some, and we've seen what they won't do.
Joe Budden
We.
Flip
We've seen crackhead Brenda die and nobody bat and high and Dylann Roof.
Parks
Go get Wendy.
Melissa Ford
Yeah, yeah. But not only.
Flip
All I'm saying is this dude wasn't just some dude, okay? And I still. And I still want to be empathetic, still somebody that had a family.
Melissa Ford
Now, hold on a second. So hold on a second. Let's. Let's do a comparison between him, Luigi, and what he did. And the Sackler family. Do you know who they are? The Sackler family is.
Flip
Who you talking to? Who I'm talking to? Do you know who that is? Who are you talking to?
Melissa Ford
Okay.
Joe Budden
Who are you talking to?
Flip
Me.
Ish
I ain't gonna lie.
Flip
You were not talking. You lost the doctor.
Melissa Ford
I am sorry. I did. I am not talking to you. I am just basic. I'm talking. I'm talking in general for people who might not know who the Sackler families, but I know you know who the Sackler family is. They are responsible for the opioid crisis in this. In this country. They are responsible for the death of 300,000 fucking people. Not a single one of them saw the inside of a fucking jail cell. Nothing. No criminal charges whatsoever.
Ish
Okay?
Flip
If you're talking to me, I don't condone death. I don't agree with killing some of the people that should be killed.
Melissa Ford
So what I'm. All I'm saying is that's not the.
Flip
That's not the retribution.
Melissa Ford
I understand. I understand. This is all I'm saying, but you.
Flip
But I just want to be clear, because you saying, hey, none of them received jail time for me. I'm taking that as yet. Somebody could have maybe taken the law into their own hands and we gotten street justice with the sacrifice.
Melissa Ford
No, no, no. What I'm saying is if you're wondering where the sympathy. Where the lack of sympathy is coming from, generally speaking, like taking the temperature of how everybody feels about this particular story and why nobody seems to care about the fact that this was a human being and he and his family lost him and stuff.
Flip
Oh, I understand.
Melissa Ford
This is the reason. This is the reason. This is the reason why there is such an apathetic way of looking at this story and why people are looking at Luigi as a fucking hero. This is why. That's why the conversation is always being approached from this particular standpoint.
Flip
I know my response to that is, what did he fix?
Parks
Nothing.
Ish
Absolutely nothing.
Flip
But I understand it'll shed light on.
Melissa Ford
He created the conversation.
Parks
He ill shed light like he created a conversation.
Melissa Ford
And he also. So we've had a lot of discussions about consequences.
Flip
You kill the right nigga, you gonna create a conversation.
Melissa Ford
We've talked a lot about consequences, and we've also talked a lot about consequences that were. That didn't necessarily meet the crime, you know what I'm saying? Or meet the offense. Case in point, when we talked about love and death, the whole candy story, and we talked about the consequences of a man and a woman having an extramarital affair and what the consequences of that were and how it's just like, did anybody deserve to die? No, but there's consequences to your actions that you might not understand what those actions might be, depending on who it is that wants to met out those, you know, met out the quote, unquote, justice or the vigilantism, you know what I'm saying? That's just my whole point of why everybody seems to be talking about this like he is a hero and seemingly so apathetic towards the CEO who lost his life because of what he stands for. It's what he stands for.
Parks
Like, yo, so, so somebody in Congress needs a heart or a kidney.
Melissa Ford
Nobody gives a.
Parks
No, they're gonna get it right. But somebody's uncle that's broke or somebody's mom that's broke needs a heart or a kidney, they get pushed down on the list for 77 years and they're gonna pass away, right? That there's a level of, of apathy where I don't give a. Yeah. Or, yo, my peoples couldn't get a surgery, but Your bonus was $27 million last year.
Flip
Like, I don't give a. I, I, not only do I comprehend it, I receive it.
Joe Budden
I get it.
Flip
To those people, I ask, what are y'all going to do to the new CEO?
Parks
None. Absolutely same shit gonna happen.
Flip
And then the new CEO.
Parks
True, I agree with you.
Flip
And then the nude CEO, that's my only problem with Dudes Manifesto. It's like, damn, you do seem like this. You were well thought out, calculated, and had a plan. That was like a kind of long term that you had been working on. The death of one CEO. Didn't.
Joe Budden
Didn't.
Ish
Didn't scratch nothing.
Ice
Yeah. But it sends a message.
Melissa Ford
It does send a message. And I think the message is the.
Ice
Eat the rich message.
Melissa Ford
Thank you. It's Eat the rich.
Ish
I was going to say that. That could not. We're not.
Flip
Yeah, but I don't agree with that. So I just want to stay clear. For me.
Ice
No, I get.
Flip
I do not agree with.
Ish
We're not hoping none of this happened. But eat the rich. That is dog. All it takes is one sometimes. All it takes is one sometime to inspire everybody else to start doing that.
Parks
You gonna be on somebody charcuterie.
Melissa Ford
I was.
Flip
That was such a meat. That's such a me. Mean thing to even say. Expensive too. It is. Charge it up.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Melissa Ford
You would be that Proetto right there.
Parks
Oh, man.
Ish
But now, like, if. If let's say get inspired by that.
Flip
That's not.
Ish
We're not hoping.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Flip
Yeah.
Ish
Some other CEOs start dropping out there.
Parks
True.
Ish
They took names and address CEOs.
Flip
They locked up another little white girl somewhere else because she. She went in the bathroom and wrote the Defend, deny, depose or whatever the three letters were.
Joe Budden
They yanked her ass.
Ish
She was on the phone.
Flip
I know.
Joe Budden
I'm talking.
Flip
Not really the bathroom, but they got her.
Ish
They got her.
Joe Budden
They got her is what I'm saying. Yeah.
Ish
Really? Blue Cross Blue Shield.
Parks
Yeah.
Flip
They took it as a threat.
Ish
And she said. The defense denied all that and said y'all next ain't have a gun or nothing. They ran and got her.
Melissa Ford
Meanwhile. This is the title of a book.
Ish
Yeah, but you know what it means.
Melissa Ford
I know. I know.
Parks
That's that martyrdom.
Ish
You know what you're doing when you say it right now?
Flip
He already got a lawyer, so you can stop. I seen on the news this morning with crutches.
Joe Budden
She was.
Flip
She hopped away. She said. She said she hopped off.
Joe Budden
No, for real.
Parks
Because she came to.
Flip
Because the whole world is waiting to hear from his. His attorney. So I turn the news on. Shit. She said.
Joe Budden
Just want to let y'all know at.
Flip
This time we don't have nothing to say. He wants to thank everybody for their support.
Joe Budden
And she said.
Flip
Come on, man.
Joe Budden
So he must be getting some support.
Melissa Ford
Oh, he got a lot of support.
Joe Budden
For sure.
Flip
Mel.
Parks
You gave him some money.
Flip
She about to be his pen pal. You know, she's looking for. She about to mail a. A Subway sandwich or something.
Ice
So the King Care Package put this up on your.
Melissa Ford
I got a couple of posters I can send you.
Joe Budden
Boo.
Flip
That's catfish.
Parks
Oh, boy.
Joe Budden
Oh, you can't do that.
Flip
You cannot do that. Girls keep doing that. You cannot do that.
Joe Budden
You.
Flip
You got to send what you look like today. Girls keep wanting to send them old photos, you know?
Melissa Ford
Guess. Guess what? Guess.
Flip
Girls can't do that. Why they.
Ice
Why they don't know that looks great today.
Melissa Ford
Guess what.
Flip
Wait a second.
Melissa Ford
In less than. In.
Parks
In like y'all not going back.
Melissa Ford
In less than a week, my ass will be on a beach with a bikini. Trust me, There will be foot. There will be pictures and footage, and you do a side by side.
Joe Budden
Wait.
Melissa Ford
Man, difference.
Flip
I know you look great. You cannot send no picture of how you look at 23 and then show up. You can't do that, nigga.
Parks
Say your smooth magazine a little bumpy.
Flip
I didn't say that.
Melissa Ford
Y'all are fucking mean, but you've been.
Flip
On the road today and claim your don't stand in. You killing today. Charcuterie board.
Joe Budden
Bump.
Parks
Yeah.
Flip
All right.
Parks
I don't want no problems, though. You said that's catfish, man. I'm with you, though.
Joe Budden
Girls be doing that. The AI Girl got me, man. I got me. Shut up.
Parks
You didn't feel crazy?
Flip
No, I wanted to start a fight with my girl because. Stop doing that.
Melissa Ford
Stop. Stop what? Stop killing your delusion. Yes.
Flip
Stop.
Melissa Ford
Okay. Sorry.
Ish
Yes.
Flip
Mind your business. I knew your business was gonna agree.
Parks
I knew nothing.
Flip
Mind your business.
Parks
Yo, I knew Almond Joy and Mounds. If I knew it.
Flip
If I'm following something, that's Catfish or a cartoon, and I'm enjoying myself. Who the fuck are you to come over here and say, you right?
Melissa Ford
You right.
Flip
Hey, get this airbrushed bitch out of here? No. Get you out of here.
Parks
Kill my 300.
Melissa Ford
Joy DeLulu is the Salulu.
Parks
Evidently.
Joe Budden
Yeah, I don't think it's the Lulu.
Flip
I. I think that no matter how deep the relationship is, there should be private sectors for you and there should be private sectors for me. We not just joined at the hip. Leave. Let me be with my cartoon. It's a cartoon. It ain't even a real. A real thing. I can't even really stick my dick in it. Are you jealous of the cartoon? I'm having a blast with this fake cartoon. Big kitty white bitch, here she come. You know that Fake. No, you fake.
Ish
You want me happy, right?
Parks
Yo. Oh, you want me go find something real?
Joe Budden
No, baby, I love you.
Parks
You want me to go find something real?
Flip
I can make it happen for you.
Parks
Yo, you stupid son.
Flip
Big kitty, white bitch. It could get on fake. It could get unfake real quick.
Joe Budden
Shit, real Louis Vuitton.
Parks
This nigga's an idiot.
Joe Budden
Anyway. I love you, baby.
Flip
If I got here, Mel, I'm sorry, okay?
Melissa Ford
He can trade it for some commissary. Mel, listen, I'm still lit in the pen, all right?
Parks
Let me ask you a question.
Melissa Ford
What?
Parks
How many soup packs you think you're supposed to work?
Ish
That's up.
Parks
Yo, I'm just. No, I'm not trying to be.
Melissa Ford
Soup packs. Sriracha, some tuna fish, Lucy's. The whole nine carton.
Parks
Gotcha.
Ish
All right.
Joe Budden
The whole nine.
Ish
How many you think it's worth?
Flip
Y'all gotta stop playing with.
Parks
I never been to prison.
Ish
Shooting at her, dog.
Parks
I hit Mel the other day. My man sent me a picture of Mel.
Melissa Ford
Yeah.
Ish
And was like, yo, I'm so jealous.
Parks
My. I'm like, what are you talking. He sent me a picture of Mel.
Flip
Just out of the blue.
Parks
I'm like, yo, look at what you got my friend sending me.
Melissa Ford
Yo, it was a really odd picture. Like, where'd he get that one from?
Ish
No, I sent it to him.
Joe Budden
No, no.
Flip
Did you reply to that? Like, I'll be replying to it when they say that.
Parks
No.
Ish
What?
Joe Budden
Oh, trust.
Flip
No need.
Joe Budden
Oh, no. No need to be jealous.
Melissa Ford
Why are you a hater?
Flip
Trust?
Melissa Ford
Why are you such a hater?
Parks
Yeah, I didn't do that.
Joe Budden
I had to let my cousin. No, cousin Sean and them.
Flip
Oh, you work with her every day.
Melissa Ford
Hater.
Flip
What a gift. Gift it is from, like, the bad gift giver.
Melissa Ford
You're welcome.
Joe Budden
I do enjoy working with Mel.
Melissa Ford
Thank you.
Joe Budden
I'm Mel's great.
Parks
Somebody re gifted your.
Joe Budden
Somehow I've fallen in love with all this quirky Karen she got going on. Really carved out a lane for herself with that black Karen.
Melissa Ford
Anyways.
Parks
Black carrot Kanesha.
Flip
What's wrong with this guy, huh?
Joe Budden
That was racist.
Parks
You up the whole joke, yo.
Joe Budden
Karenique.
Parks
Yeah, it's a black Canadian name.
Flip
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Flip
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Ice
Yeah, okay.
Joe Budden
I believe in Pinnocks first game though.
Flip
Who did?
Joe Budden
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Flip
They got a zunde.
Parks
My man from the Chargers.
Ish
Yeah, but he's been going crazy.
Flip
I'm talking about the draft. In the first round they got homeboy who went to the same school as Pennix.
Joe Budden
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Flip
I believe in Pennix and at my draft it was people saying listen, the second that Pennix gets in the game it's a go.
Ice
I like Pennix. I'm just worried about first game, not me.
Joe Budden
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Flip
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Joe Budden
Cousins for the last however many weeks. So what's your man?
Flip
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Ice
He's nice.
Joe Budden
Yeah, I do.
Ice
He's nice. It makes him Darnold look like why?
Parks
Cause Darnold out there going crazy and.
Flip
He did it with Kirk Cousins.
Joe Budden
I have every reason to believe he was going to do that with J.J. mcCarthy the rookie that they drafted. Like I just believe in them and I see what Kirk looks like in Atlanta and you can't get much worse than what's going on there.
Flip
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Joe Budden
So that should be simple.
Flip
And give me, I do believe that Pinnock's gonna hand the ball off a lot. Give me Bijan Roberts, Robinson. Okay, give me Bijan Robinson for more than.
Joe Budden
I want to say 90 all purpose yards.
Flip
Give me, give me more than 70 rush yards on B John Robinson.
Ice
Okay, not bad.
Ish
Yeah, that's not, not that bad.
Joe Budden
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Ice
Indeed.
Flip
With that being said, did anybody see what Cam Newton had to say about the strip club? Me, Parks and Imani was in the strip club the other night.
Ice
Yeah, we had a good time. It was. It was. I was waiting for money to get here, but we could get into it it now.
Flip
We can wait for E. That was interesting.
Ice
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Flip
When do girls love karaoke?
Joe Budden
I saw Imani get up there and.
Flip
Hit him with a little call. Carlos Thomas, he got up there, did a little. I wish.
Joe Budden
I wish I never met her.
Flip
We'll talk about that when he gets here. Cam Newton said he went to the strip clubs not for the ladies at all, but to compete with men in.
Joe Budden
Terms of throwing money. You throw 10, I'll throw 15.
Flip
I think we have a clip.
Ice
Yeah, I got a little clip here.
Flip
Load up the clips.
Parks
I never went to a strip club for women.
Ice
I always went to the strip club.
Parks
What, bro? What are you talking about, man?
Ice
No homo.
Melissa Ford
We went to a strip club.
Parks
No, Diddy, I'm a competitor. I wasn't gonna spend no money if I didn't see nobody else spending money. As soon as I seen somebody thinking that they got money, okay, you spending 5, I'm gonna spend 6. If you gonna spend 10, I'm gonna spend 15, and then we gonna have a rain off.
Flip
Yeah, I love it. That's how you do that in Onyx.
Parks
So that's my whole thing. It's like, I go to strip clubs for chicks. Even though I want decoration, I was a competitor. Still am a competitor. To think like, nigga, you think you got it, but you don't got it. That 15 that you making, I'mma spend my 15 and I'mma make it back easy. You know what I'm saying? Like, it ain't. It ain't nothing.
Ish
Just to say this story.
Flip
Cause I got this story on you.
Ice
Talk to me.
Flip
At Onyx, you was at the top.
Ish
You said these exact same fucking words.
Parks
Straight up, you.
Joe Budden
Yeah, you can save her. Yeah, I didn't need to qualify her.
Flip
How does everyone feel?
Ish
I think a lot of niggas do that.
Ice
For real?
Melissa Ford
Yeah.
Ish
Bottle wars, all that.
Ice
The bottle wars for sure.
Ish
All of it. I want to look like the man here. Oh, you doing something? I gotta outperform you. I want to look like it's ego, so I have to look like I'm doing it. The Biggest in this club.
Ice
I'm trying to do it the littlest. Well, no, you're trying to do it the littlest.
Ish
I'm trying to get it done.
Joe Budden
It's gonna do it the littlest. Yeah, he gonna do it the littlest.
Parks
Yo, pause that, bro. But.
Joe Budden
Oh, pause, yo. Well, we them escorts together. You wasn't killing.
Flip
Look at his face. You don't have to fight this out of control.
Parks
I'm good. I. I think that should sound goofy, but.
Ice
But maybe I'm just poor.
Melissa Ford
You think it's goofy, but do you think it's true?
Parks
I think that Cam is playing with a cheat code. So I think that he don't got.
Melissa Ford
To do that because not only does he have money, he's famous.
Parks
Yeah, like, he don't got to do that. He not doing it for the nondescript niggas that got to come in and outshine everybody.
Ish
What y'all told me about when the Matt Kemp came in there and was rapping niggas in there? Oh, he bought how many bottles? Okay, watch this. Yeah, but, no, don't watch the competition part.
Parks
That's the difference.
Joe Budden
I never dealt with Matt Kemp in that league. I dealt with him in, like, the real live streets.
Ish
Sending them to his house for the baseball was different.
Flip
Yeah, baseball dudes. Because there was no cap.
Parks
No, not just that. Nobody knows who they are. So the baseball be having an identity crisis. Don't nobody know who they are. Whereas when football. Everybody know the Cam is okay.
Ish
So now I feel like footballs have. So look.
Flip
Ish.
Parks
Not Cam with this culture.
Ice
Quarterback still.
Ish
So what you said now to the in there, who don't nobody know who he is now? You. You can't outperform you.
Parks
I get it.
Ish
But you get what I'm saying?
Parks
Oh, he doing.
Ish
Let me. Let me. Let me. Let me make a show over here. Let me make a scene. And then Cam is saying no in here, going to out throw me.
Ice
Oh, he ain't run into the crypto bro that we ran into that one night.
Joe Budden
Well, no, he might have outdid him.
Ice
I don't know.
Joe Budden
Crypto boy was in there 20, 40.
Ice
60, 60 or some. It wasn't even, like, super lit in there.
Flip
And Cam is speaking from, like, the perspective of an athlete that's in town for the game, going to the strip.
Joe Budden
Club and getting it done.
Flip
And I know some of y'all athletes watch this show, so let me make myself clear. When y'all get to doing that on Tuesday night, y'all got it. And I'll be back Wednesday. She probably don't work back to back nights. I'll hit the Thursday, Friday that she's here and you're playing the Chargers away.
Ice
She'll appreciate you a little. 2500.
Flip
Hey, yeah, I hit that schedule. Hey, y'all got as many home games as away games, he talking about.
Parks
Exactly.
Flip
You got it for the night. Wasn't no point when homeboy was in there. Crypto dude with them 60k. Oh, shit. A night to save. Yeah, a night to save. Let me go talk to the B team over here. You got my bitch hemmed up and get to it. Get money, baby.
Parks
Get money.
Flip
You can't be a hater.
Joe Budden
No, Never can't be a hater.
Parks
I feel like that when. When the $2,500 niggas come in here. Do your thing. Mama, are you making me mad? Let me get my water.
Flip
No, I know. He's really making me mad.
Parks
You telling truth.
Flip
I know, but he's pissy.
Parks
Let me get that water.
Ish
Mama, Red Bull is.
Flip
Do not let the $2,500 do that to you. Call me. Yo, what you is you talking about?
Parks
You know I was saying Goodwill hunting.
Joe Budden
Yes.
Melissa Ford
How about them apples?
Parks
I got a number.
Flip
Is you talking about.
Parks
Dog, you do everybody. Yo, Joe.
Joe Budden
So?
Melissa Ford
And he already said he wouldn't touch your money.
Parks
Everybody clean up while they clean up.
Joe Budden
No, no, no.
Flip
He wouldn't have to touch my money.
Joe Budden
I wasn't telling him to do that. But he could fucking run his mouth.
Flip
A pause while I'm throwing my shit and he ordering Fiji.
Parks
Hey, hey, hey.
Flip
We gonna make a move. We ain't letting the 2500. You can't get that off on.
Joe Budden
On gang.
Flip
Hell, no. I thought you was in Hackensack last night.
Parks
Not I said that.
Flip
Oh, but you went at the hoodie store.
Ice
Hey, hey, where's the hoodie store at Hackensack? Look at that.
Flip
No, it was an hour away. But the thing about the hoodie store. Store. They worked the hoodie store. And the lineup they had over there looks similar, man. Just so happens you had to run in when the lineup was.
Joe Budden
Oh, man.
Flip
Over there doing that. You see what it.
Parks
I said it. They said. They said it to me.
Ice
They said.
Joe Budden
I didn't even know my girl told me.
Ice
You're becoming Joe.
Flip
Go ahead. Go over there and try it.
Parks
They said it to me.
Joe Budden
Girl, I am in bed. I gotta work tomorrow in Queens.
Flip
I can't even play.
Joe Budden
I can't even play.
Flip
I gotta get up and trek hiking. Yeah, in the morning.
Ish
A little different.
Joe Budden
Yeah. No, no. It's a whole different vibe. Look at y'all.
Parks
They really sent me the lineup.
Joe Budden
Y'all are at work, man. What's going.
Parks
I was gonna show it to you.
Joe Budden
Don't show it to me.
Parks
You might have known it already.
Flip
I don't know nothing.
Joe Budden
Everybody got the cooties except for my baby.
Flip
I don't know nothing about nothing. I don't want to look at them, talk to them, text with them, eat their food, massage them, anything.
Joe Budden
Yeah. Hookah.
Flip
No, I'm cool.
Joe Budden
I'm cooling.
Flip
I'm bowling. Yeah, it's a good way to be.
Joe Budden
I'm bowling. It can't get me big back. They trying it. They trying you out. You got to be strong as a man. I'm telling you.
Melissa Ford
What is Boolean?
Parks
You don't want to know. Nope. You don't want to know.
Melissa Ford
Come on, now. I'm learning.
Flip
Come on, guys.
Ish
Mel is the best.
Flip
Such a Karen.
Ish
What is Boolean?
Flip
I'm still not over park saying the.
Joe Budden
Dude had that on.
Flip
And Mel saying a vest. I'm not over that.
Joe Budden
But it's fine.
Parks
Yeah. Oh, man.
Joe Budden
It's fine.
Ice
Canadians got different slang.
Parks
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Joe Budden
They got the nerd to be building a Tim Hortons in our old spot. Our old little Dunkin Donuts that our Jersey should be up in the rest for.
Parks
I seen it.
Joe Budden
Now I gotta go tell Tim Horton to put my picture back up. Cause I still did my numbers over here. Don't. Don't play.
Parks
That look nice, too.
Melissa Ford
Yeah.
Joe Budden
What were you can't do Tim Hortons over here, man.
Melissa Ford
Wait till you have their sandwiches.
Parks
We gonna see.
Melissa Ford
Shit's good.
Joe Budden
Sandwiches. That's bread. I don't eat too much bread.
Melissa Ford
Ah, okay.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Parks
That used to be a club.
Flip
Then when get healthy, you, like, do this where you hate on health.
Melissa Ford
I'm not hating.
Flip
So why are you making a face? Cause I don't eat bread. Go ask.
Melissa Ford
Because I don't believe you.
Flip
All you got to do is go to Capitol Grill and ask them. Go right to Capital Grill.
Melissa Ford
You tell them no bread basket, no bread.
Flip
Which is very different from what I.
Joe Budden
Used to say at lunch. Talking about, do you have the dinner.
Flip
Bread, which is that good banana, brown nut that good, good soft.
Joe Budden
The good dinner bread.
Melissa Ford
The pretzel. The pretzel bread, Yo.
Parks
I don't know if it's the same one, because I don't really do capital girl that often, but that. You're a little evolved past this. That Cheesecake Factory brown bread. That's the one never had it.
Ish
The brown.
Melissa Ford
Brown with the oats.
Flip
Yo, that's why you can't get 100 million.
Parks
They sell that in the store.
Joe Budden
That's why. Because you're gonna go to Cheesecake.
Flip
You and Cheesecake blow it all.
Ice
Cheesecake.
Joe Budden
You can't go to the Cheese.
Ish
I might go to Cheesecake Factory this weekend.
Parks
Man.
Melissa Ford
I do.
Parks
Like, who can't go to Cheesecake Factory.
Flip
Can't go no more.
Ish
Oh, yeah, you can't go to Cheesecake Factory. Tell me why I'm in Cheesecake.
Parks
Oh, I was about to say why you could go and I can't go.
Ish
I'm in there.
Joe Budden
You think you all share the same profile? Nope.
Parks
I don't know what?
Ish
I don't know.
Flip
I'm asking you the right question.
Parks
I have no idea.
Joe Budden
True. You got it. You know, y'all might share the same profile.
Parks
Yeah, there you go.
Ice
See, you don't think you're the same profile.
Ish
He bougie.
Ice
He's up.
Ish
He bougie.
Flip
He a halfway booge.
Parks
I'm not any of that. And we should share the same profile.
Ice
You're a little bit bougie.
Parks
The profile. There's nothing wrong with being Bougie if you. That's what you are. I'm not that cheesecake.
Joe Budden
I'm the cheesecake fact. Yeah.
Parks
The brown bread. I just know which one I'm talking about. They sell that in the grocery store now.
Joe Budden
That shit's so good, I gotta have my Pepsi to go to Cheese.
Ish
Telling you. Raspberry lemon drops.
Parks
Hey, yo, you a old ass. Who the fuck is walking around with Rolaids in their pockets?
Ice
That's my dad.
Flip
What are you talking about?
Parks
What?
Joe Budden
Go ahead. Go ahead, Sit somewhere and order the meatball appetizer. Without that Pepsi, I ain't gonna hold you.
Ish
I gotta take that shit twice a day now.
Joe Budden
Pepsi, right?
Flip
It ain't no joke, yo. You lying nigga.
Joe Budden
My girl. To get to acting bad.
Flip
No, that is rough.
Ice
When you. That little acid refill.
Parks
I had it like a decade ago. That was waking me up on my sleep.
Joe Budden
Yo.
Ice
I never had that.
Parks
That had me damn tears. Had me damn near tears. But stop eating Tomahawk ish.
Joe Budden
I did talk to him. Don't talk to me. I changed my mind.
Ish
I haven't had.
Parks
When last time you had a timeout?
Joe Budden
I haven't had a tomo.
Melissa Ford
Okay.
Joe Budden
I've had a ribeye a lot less. Like a lot. I don't even do all that. I. I go order the. I do the salad now, which is some shrimp or some wagyu on salad? Why would I do that?
Parks
I make salad on the side.
Ish
Wagyu.
Parks
You know what I mean? They show. They showed the.
Flip
Now, red meat.
Joe Budden
Yes, I'm still on a burger or some meatballs, but, I mean, way more chicken than I've ever, ever ate before. It ain't a whole bunch of stuff. I can't. I can't play like that no more.
Ish
No, they showed them.
Joe Budden
I did it.
Flip
I had my fun.
Parks
The five highest cuts of beef. Some of them shits was three grand, yo. It's like if you don't get the. All of them was from Japan. No, it was a Kobe.
Ish
It was.
Parks
It was a bunch of them, Jordan. All of them.
Ice
That was crazy.
Parks
I'm like, yo, you out y'all mind?
Joe Budden
That 2500-3k number get you scared? You.
Ish
What?
Ice
Would you rather spend the money on a meal or some ass?
Flip
Yes.
Ice
The kid's tricky.
Joe Budden
Not for me. You do it to the meal. You get to ask, well, oh, that's a good one.
Flip
Two for one special, yo.
Parks
Buy one, get one free, yo.
Joe Budden
Oh, you better answer.
Parks
Yeah, I think I'd go with the food.
Joe Budden
Under no circumstance will he admit publicly to buy an ass or privately.
Parks
That's not true.
Flip
Like, he don't want that on his resume.
Parks
It's not.
Flip
He wants to present in a way that he didn't go in the parking lot of the Loop, get his overnight bag, bring it out when we had.
Joe Budden
Them in there, and do get. Get biz.
Flip
Do his numbers.
Parks
I did numbers.
Flip
He don't want to pay?
Parks
No.
Ish
Did he pay?
Flip
No, but he's a comp.
Parks
And they comp me without him.
Joe Budden
The.
Flip
With the overnight bag to the escort party. You know what? Don't worry about it.
Parks
You say whatever.
Flip
It's important to know.
Parks
I wish we had their numbers.
Flip
Yo, it's important you do, but don't worry about it. I'm done.
Joe Budden
I'm done trying to share my fucking logic. You gotta just recognize when you talking to the nigga that went fifth in the train. Oh, you gotta know. Damn.
Melissa Ford
Fifth in the train mean.
Joe Budden
Yeah, you gotta. Everybody don't need to talk to anybody.
Melissa Ford
Yo, yo, listen, I don't believe that for a second.
Parks
I'll go second. I ain't pay. You don't get no dibs.
Flip
You don't pay. I wasn't talking about you. I wasn't talking about you.
Parks
By the way, we gotta go second.
Joe Budden
All right, but there is a profile that went fifth in the train. And I'm not talking about you fit in the train. I mean, y'all don't think they out there?
Parks
Oh, they're out there for sure I'm sure.
Ish
Someone's gotta be.
Parks
Old girl just did a hunted. Somebody had to be hunted.
Ice
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Wait, who did hunt it?
Ice
Some chick, British porn star girl.
Joe Budden
Oh, yeah, she was crying about it.
Ice
Yeah, she was crying all happy.
Ish
Yeah, because she couldn't please them all.
Melissa Ford
Is that the same one that's going for like a thousand?
Ish
Yeah, now she want to do a thousand.
Joe Budden
Okay, that was eight.
Flip
What else is there? What else?
Parks
Yo dads, we gotta do better.
Ice
She said she's cool with her parents.
Flip
I know she dads. Oh, I know she is.
Parks
That's the curse you talk about.
Joe Budden
Girl dads don't scream that at all.
Flip
Once 15 hit it, be a home A girl dad. We did them teen. He is coming.
Ice
I thought you were talking about 15 bodies.
Flip
No, and moving right along. Moving right along. What else? What else? What? What happened to Party City?
Ish
Party City. So Party City announced that they are going out of business. And the CEO let all the corporate employees know today that this is their last day of employment.
Melissa Ford
So now as a CEO, do you think that that was a wise decision?
Parks
A week before Christmas?
Ish
I want an island somewhere.
Parks
Yeah, he don't give a. You don't give a. Yeah, that he.
Ish
Was on a zoom when he told him he wasn't in front of him.
Parks
He had his winter home. Yeah, he in his winter home, you know, or he's skiing in the Alps some where.
Ice
That's sick. You couldn't let him know in November at least.
Parks
But no, because now you might go find another job and we're not gonna get the production that we still need to carry it out. And that's the apathy that is talking about. My homeboy shot the dude. If he shot him. No disrespect because somebody lost their life, but that's the overall sentiment from the. The marginalized people. Like, yo dog, you knew this.
Ice
And when you got remarginalized, I don't.
Parks
Think when you going out of business, you gonna get this rainbow in the sky package. Your stock options, your whatever, your prop, your profit sharing, any of that, he gonna walk away with millions and millions of dollars, maybe a couple hundred million dollars. These don't have a job right before.
Ice
Christmas and go get a gig somewhere else.
Parks
And rent don't stop in January.
Ish
Yeah, your job don't. I mean rent don't care that yo.
Parks
You feel what I'm saying? Like, that's nuts.
Ish
You lost your job last week. Sorry to hear that. Yo, we'll hold off.
Parks
No, that is crazy.
Ice
I don't know where I want to go get. Get little paper plates for when I have parties. Now, more importantly, listen to this.
Parks
That's racist.
Flip
That's something. So wait, hold on.
Melissa Ford
So they're closing down their stores, but are they going on online? Because a lot of brick and mortar stores. They're closing down, but there's.
Ish
They're in bankruptcy.
Melissa Ford
Okay.
Ish
They are done.
Melissa Ford
All right. So yeah, you gotta find somewhere else for your paper plates.
Parks
What's the things.
Ice
Them too.
Parks
That's crazy.
Ice
Halloween outfits. Damn. Yeah, it's not gonna be the same.
Joe Budden
I'm trying to shut up so I don't come off awake.
Parks
I know.
Flip
During this look, I was sitting there.
Parks
Like, yo, why you mad quiet, guys.
Joe Budden
I'm trying not to a certain way.
Ice
Step foot in the party city ever in his life.
Joe Budden
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Parks
Go ahead.
Joe Budden
Quite the opposite. I have.
Flip
And because I have, I could have told them wasn't gonna last.
Ish
I could have told.
Flip
If you went to a party city 10, 15 years ago versus 10, 15 months ago.
Ice
Yeah, it's been bad.
Flip
It's very, very different. It's very different.
Ice
Except for Halloween time. They'd be super duper.
Flip
I went in there.
Ish
Halloween time. I was in the bio. All that?
Ice
Yeah.
Ish
The themes.
Parks
Yeah, that's it.
Flip
They had every number for my son's cake. It wasn't none missing. He could have been any age. It was so many numbers. I saw a remix and shit.
Parks
Infinity.
Ish
Hold up, hold up, hold up. You had a birthday party for your son?
Joe Budden
Uh, oh, yeah.
Melissa Ford
Yeah. You didn't see it on his story?
Ish
I didn't get an invite.
Parks
Say he didn't see an invitation.
Ish
Invitation. But that's salute, that's peace.
Joe Budden
Extreme circumstances this year.
Ice
Extreme.
Joe Budden
So we foul that under that one.
Parks
Got it, boy. That boy good.
Flip
He good. My last time I went to buy the little helium with a breeze, it was no line. Also, some of their planning, right?
Joe Budden
Like.
Flip
You can rent this whole helium too. I'm like, hey, doofus, I'm not taking your whole big metal helium thing for.
Joe Budden
An hour and coming to bring it back. Sorry. Party city.
Ish
Damn. The only time party city, like you said, get a lot of traffic. Halloween. Yeah, you try.
Parks
You can't.
Ish
You can't even get in the parking lot.
Parks
You can't rent this commercial space in the mini mall only on October.
Ish
Money and spirit got them spirit on.
Flip
They ass well, and if you deal in drugs on 30th Street, I feel like it's your job to know when somebody pop up on 31st street dealing drugs.
Ish
Yeah.
Flip
So when Amazon started sending everything everywhere, I would have tried to think of another thing to do.
Parks
True.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ice
All them stores that sell the little cheap.
Parks
No, not cheap shit.
Flip
Amazon get some confetti to me in 30 minutes. I type it in here. I type it right in here.
Parks
For half the price.
Flip
Yeah.
Parks
Cause Party City ain't cheap.
Ice
It's not the cheapest.
Parks
Be clear. That ain't the cheapest. Shit. When Shoprite starts selling helium balloons for 99 cent, it's a dub. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Y'all got some to think about.
Ish
Rightness on the wall.
Flip
I could argue that the party planners put Party City out the business.
Joe Budden
Business.
Flip
The people that will come and do all do a set design and that's true. Do a whole school built out of balloons. They wasn't going to Party City for their balloons.
Ice
Not at all.
Flip
They was going to get 7, 000 balloons from somewhere else. Party City, you're done. Sorry, it's over.
Joe Budden
Sorry.
Flip
It's over now.
Ish
It's just up like you said, man.
Flip
The can't party no more.
Ish
Nah, but what then?
Flip
What's up?
Ish
Christmas is next week.
Parks
Imagine you walk into work, don't say nothing insensitive because I stand on your face.
Ish
You walk into work and they say, yo, today your last day? No.
Flip
What?
Ish
No, no.
Flip
I'm not trying to be funny, but it might be. It might be funny, but I'm not.
Joe Budden
Trying to be funny for sure. Was that their only job?
Ish
The corporate? Probably, yeah.
Joe Budden
So if so, how was the Christmas about to look like?
Flip
What was happening? What was the Christmas like? We gotta stop with this Galvanized behind the people corporate monsters. Yo, that's true. But if you was at Party City, Christmas wasn't about to be.
Ice
Yeah, it'd be well decorated. It would be well decorated, hopefully. Tree look nice. Tree look nice.
Ish
Y'all are going to hell, man.
Ice
Nice stockings probably. Little cookie tray. You got a nice little cookie tray.
Flip
The Party City owner probably was looking at the metrics seen dwindling down, decided to walk in a few party cities and see what's going on. I think I walked in this some Party city didn't get give a.
Parks
The place.
Flip
I threw my son birthday party. Them little kids that they hire, I ain't going to shout them out cuz it's a big platform. Them little teen teeny bopper teenagers were just in There on their phones.
Ish
You heard them, right?
Flip
I'm like, hey, dog, can I enter through here or not? You enter through the wrong little thing. Here they come.
Parks
Save them.
Flip
You gotta walk around a different turnstile.
Ice
That should be expensive too.
Joe Budden
A little bit.
Ice
He's talking about. Yes, let's just be expensive a little bit. Caught myself paying the bill for my nephew. It's like, I wouldn't have paid the bill.
Flip
No, they ain't the cheapest. No, they ain't the cheapest. My son invited a whole bunch of friends.
Joe Budden
I get there first.
Flip
Set it up here. Go to Little.
Joe Budden
She was helpful at first. So let me. Let me chill on little 16, 15 year old girl working in front. After we do all the paperwork, sign an NDA waiver if you're dying here. Yada, yada, yada.
Flip
Cause them kids shits liability waivers. Kid shits is like fucking kid hell.
Joe Budden
She's gonna give me 20 little game cards. So all the games, you just swipe the card?
Ish
Yeah, that's the way they do that shit.
Joe Budden
Now she gonna look me in the face. Talking about something. Yeah, they all got $10 on them.
Parks
I was about to tell you, I refill them shits.
Joe Budden
I said, Excuse me.
Parks
Two games is $10. Pac man, like $5.
Flip
She gave me a bunch of cards.
Joe Budden
With $10 on them. But I'm selfish, so I figure I ain't gonna play no games. Give them to the kids. We'll see what's going on. My son walked right up to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. The four player joint. Both my sons, the old school shit. The arcade joint.
Ice
Wow.
Joe Budden
The four new Teenage Mutant Nigga. That used to be my game.
Flip
I'm looking at both my sons, oldest.
Joe Budden
And youngest, on there getting fucked up a little bit.
Parks
I jumped in.
Flip
I had to pull out of car.
Parks
You jumped in it?
Joe Budden
Had to pull out a car.
Ish
I can't let y'all go out like that.
Flip
Wipe it up.
Parks
Let me be Raphael.
Flip
Turn into the red. The red dude.
Parks
Which one was it?
Joe Budden
Right.
Ish
Raphael.
Ice
Raphael.
Flip
I started killing on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. But then they died. So then I died. Big ass monster Rock.
Ice
Study.
Ish
Whoop your ass.
Flip
Trace said. Who the is that? One of them Big came out. Bebop.
Ish
Bebop and Rock.
Flip
I died. Had to swipe it up again. Ran out of my. Now I got to go up here and throw my money in their face, though. Hey, now give me $1,000 on this card.
Ish
I knew you say $1,000.
Flip
No.
Joe Budden
Now give me $1,000 on THIS card, cuz.
Flip
You Playing around with.
Ish
I ain't going to hold you.
Joe Budden
She's like, you sure?
Flip
500.
Joe Budden
Oh, man.
Parks
That's what you did.
Ice
You.
Ish
Yo, you take that as a slight like.
Flip
All right, cuz. Why you give me this card with $10 knowing that the Teenage Mutant Ninja.
Joe Budden
Turtle game is in here?
Ish
Now I'm put some money on.
Parks
No, the game cost. How much?
Flip
I don't know.
Parks
That be cheap.
Ish
That ain't a quarter.
Flip
No, no, we ain't too little. We ain't had a couple twice.
Parks
Probably $2 a pop.
Flip
They swiped it twice and could not help me beat none of the monsters no more.
Joe Budden
Get out of here. Good for nothing children. That's hilarious.
Melissa Ford
I'm speaking.
Flip
So Party City people, thoughts and prayers.
Ice
Merry Christmas.
Joe Budden
Thought, thoughts, prayers. That is fucked up. To lose any type of employment during Christmas. Yeah, that was up Parks.
Ice
I'm sorry. I meant it like in a nice way. I know it came off crazy.
Parks
Ho, ho ho.
Joe Budden
This crazy.
Ish
I.
Ice
If the CEO said it, it would be foul. If I say I really want them to have a nice Christmas regardless of.
Flip
And don't let this Luigi Manjoni kid soup y'all up. You going to look stupid as hell killing the CEO of Party City. It ain't gonna have the same effect.
Joe Budden
With the healthcare shit.
Flip
You niggas just out here being vigilantes.
Joe Budden
Wanting to kill CEOs kill rich niggas.
Flip
You shut down our party.
Joe Budden
Shut the fuck up.
Ish
What'd you have, Mel?
Melissa Ford
I was gonna.
Flip
What'd you got, Big Mel?
Melissa Ford
I was gonna say like. Speaking of. Probably what has contributed to Party City going bankrupt is Amazon. But around 10,000Amazon workers went on strike this morning at 6:00am really? Yes.
Ice
That's the type to hit him.
Ish
Yeah. I'm gonna clap now.
Joe Budden
They want our business partner.
Ish
I just got my notification my was delivered.
Parks
I gotta make sure businesses we need Amazon. You clapping that they on strike that.
Joe Budden
I mean I do support a strike.
Ice
They can give them a damn.
Melissa Ford
I ordered all my already so no.
Ice
I will be tell you if my don't come in.
Parks
Yeah, exactly.
Ish
I just got Mr. Strikes today. So now y'all can strike. Go ahead.
Joe Budden
My go.
Parks
Oh, he ain't make that much money.
Joe Budden
Who the party said.
Ice
What's that much money to you?
Parks
He made 27 in 2022.
Ice
27 oh. 2.7.
Parks
2.7 mil.
Joe Budden
Who?
Parks
The CEO of Party City in 2022.
Melissa Ford
Like salary or bonus?
Parks
Salary.
Melissa Ford
Okay.
Parks
Oh, no. Total compensation. 2.7.
Ish
That's everything in 2022.
Parks
That's not that bad.
Joe Budden
What was he, CEO, like one partner?
Flip
What?
Joe Budden
How many party cities he was CEOing?
Ish
Washing money in there.
Joe Budden
Is he okay?
Parks
Yeah, man, you're a fool, son.
Joe Budden
Two points. Enough balloons.
Parks
Yo, he had to have a side job too.
Flip
Oh, I got time for these, yo.
Parks
You hear your man, yo? Oh, man, this guy.
Joe Budden
No, I just wouldn't have had him at that. I wouldn't have had him at that.
Ish
Me neither.
Ice
Me either.
Joe Budden
At all.
Parks
At all. That's why when I looked it up, I said, oh, no, he wasn't. I'd had him at like 10 minimum.
Ish
2.7.
Joe Budden
See. Cause y'all don't like the rule in reverse, right? Y'all don't like CEOs shooting employees.
Flip
Y'all don't like that.
Parks
Yo, that's funny.
Flip
We're not rallying behind that CEO. Wake up and see. 2.7 on the deal. I am going right to fucking Journal Square, Edgewater Commons, wherever there's a party city at. Oh, yo, I knew it was bad. They start putting party cities up next.
Joe Budden
To the liquor stores and churches.
Flip
I was like, oh, it's a trick. It's a trick, y'all.
Parks
Oh, man, they can start selling bandanas in that.
Ice
They did too. That's the up. All the colors like the United nations in that.
Flip
That's the party city. Dude clearly didn't see any of the docs about dollar store or 99 cent store. No, he would have changed his business model immediately.
Parks
He ain't on it.
Flip
Dollar Store paid the fines and they paid the fines for doing this shit.
Parks
And kept doing, kept pushing the fines ain't bringing in more money than. I mean, costing more than what we make. Yeah, you talking about.
Ish
Business.
Parks
Expensive and it's a write off.
Ish
Tada.
Joe Budden
No. Yeah, but you ain't about to give me the refurbished dial soap for 5.99.
Flip
I want my dial from Dal for.
Joe Budden
5.99, not the refurbished.
Ish
That should be in Italian.
Joe Budden
She don't even have to D.
Flip
This he right. With a Sharpie. Scentless, that. This, that, scentless.
Parks
D My no smell.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ish
D, man, stop playing with me, man.
Flip
What else, what else, what else is happening out there? Spotify responds to Drake's suit, Right, right, right.
Ish
Yeah, they did, they did. They just denied everything, Basically. Yeah.
Parks
What they gonna say? Yeah, we did that.
Ish
We're not in business, we haven't had any bots and like that. They can't ever admit to that.
Parks
Yeah, that's not possible. So all's gonna happen is in about six, four months, Mr. Graham and Spotify have come to an agreement for undisclosed amount of money. That's what's gonna happen. Drake's still making music, dog.
Ice
True.
Parks
So they still got to have some sort of a business relationship. I think you disagree.
Joe Budden
I don't know if that's for certain. Like, it once had to be.
Flip
Remember when all them white people was taking their music off Spotify because Rogan said some like. Like, I want to leave.
Joe Budden
I want to leave that option for the brothers, too.
Parks
Sure.
Joe Budden
Like, you have to give his shit over there.
Ice
A bunch of people have done it, but then usually go back once the business.
Flip
I'm just saying once. Once you do the lawsuit and make me think that you. You ready.
Parks
You're ready to go all the way.
Joe Budden
You.
Flip
You ready. So if that means me not putting my music over here, if he even has that right, then yeah.
Joe Budden
I just don't know. I don't know.
Ice
That's where it gets tricky, though. Does he have the right. The right to do that?
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Parks
That should be puzzling, because when you read some like, yo, they own their own masters, but then y'all be saying, yo, you call your own masters and still not have rights.
Ish
Yeah, because that me up with your masters. You licensed it to this company, to this, and now they distribute how they see fit. So, yeah, you own it. But if I. If I own something, I license it to you, and you decide to put it wherever you want. I don't have no control of that because I licensed it to you.
Parks
Gotcha.
Ish
I still own it.
Parks
Gotcha.
Ish
So that's where it gets a little tricky.
Joe Budden
At.
Ish
The trial. I mean, not the trial. They were supposed to have a hearing. The dates kept getting moved around. First it was December 20th, then it was December 19th. Now they've moved it to January 13th.
Flip
Who?
Melissa Ford
UMG and Drake's team got it.
Ish
Okay, well, the. The petition of court. You want to move it postponed. So now it's. It's January 13th as of. As of today. So I guess we'll just wait and see. Wait and see what happens with this.
Joe Budden
Gonna happen on January 13th. Yeah. Walking in, set a new date.
Ish
Yeah, yeah.
Joe Budden
@ Drag this Out a little bit.
Parks
I wonder what that pay in an hour.
Joe Budden
Who? Drake for his attorney. Above my pay grade. Yeah.
Parks
Them kicking my ass. My little 700. Whooping my ass. You made that all day, Antoine? Seven hundred an hour, Joe. Hey, yo, something wrong with your brain, yo. Eight hours you spent 5,600. And the judge would be like, yeah, we couldn't get to you today. We're gonna see you on 29th.
Ish
You like?
Flip
So you still. Wait, is he high?
Ish
Hold on, hold on.
Parks
Excuse me.
Ish
Yes. So you pay for all day.
Parks
You gotta go. You gotta be there at 9:00, right? You stay there from 9. You go in to see the judge at 3.
Ish
58. Okay?
Parks
Them would be like, yeah, we couldn't get around to you guys today. So we gonna reschedule this, put this on the docket for. And they'll look at the court clerk and the doc and that today might be the 23rd. They'll be like, oh, yeah, we'll see you guys on next month. On the 19th. You gotta pay your lawyer for all of them, eight hours. Plus they travel, plus they parking. Oh, you thought it was a game. You thought it was a game. Look at him.
Ish
Look, Richie Rich over here gave me a headache. What?
Joe Budden
You ain't gonna make me come off away now. I ain't saying nothing.
Parks
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Yes. Ish. Pay the 5600 for the day. Yes.
Flip
For what?
Parks
Look, to get a postponement.
Melissa Ford
Their time for the day.
Flip
And all the time that went into what I was about, what I was about to say, I was ready to cool.
Ish
And look, when we come back on the 19th, I gotta pay it again, right?
Melissa Ford
They charge you?
Parks
Oh, no, no, look.
Melissa Ford
They charge you for thinking.
Joe Budden
Look.
Parks
So now. No, no. Some shit that happened in that month, she done acted up again. So now some new shit y'all had to discuss. Hey, 15 minutes, you're getting a whop, nigga. That's what Kendrick got it from. Them niggas be whooping your ass at.
Flip
What? What?
Ish
Yeah.
Parks
No, this just sitting there like, yeah, the nerve of me.
Joe Budden
Yeah, yeah. I'm trying to just be cool, but you, You. One day, you come, you'll stop this shit. All right? One day, you stop this.
Parks
Yeah, hopefully, cuz. Knowing I stopped.
Joe Budden
I paid a buck 50 to negotiate breakup terms and not go to court, Joe.
Parks
And you didn't miss a wink of sleep.
Joe Budden
No. Yes, I did.
Parks
A buck fifty for Antoine. It's different than a buck fifty for you, Aki.
Joe Budden
No, but not.
Flip
Not when it happened. It's not what happened. Not what happened.
Ish
It's not true.
Flip
And. And it don't be. That don't be the point. That don't be the point. You going. You're trying to go through an amicable, amicable breakup, which is tough when you're.
Joe Budden
Dealing with somebody that has emotions that.
Flip
Are not trying to be amicable.
Ish
Absolutely.
Flip
You telling them exactly what about what this is about to be what the.
Parks
Whites about to tell him.
Joe Budden
What you talking about? What you talking about? Let's just go through it. You done went and got one of.
Flip
These Busby ambulance chaser. That's just going to do it in the arm. You lawyers need to go to trial. Actually, they need to.
Parks
They the ones.
Flip
The shit that y'all doing out there with the taking these cases and promising on the win in the back end. Oh, it's just free. Let me do the work.
Joe Budden
Y'all are disgusting.
Flip
But, yeah, you can tell them exactly what's about to happen, and still you.
Joe Budden
Got to go through it.
Flip
Then I looked at one of them things for the month and was like, okay, don't send every email.
Parks
I don't send you to sen. Yeah, you will modify what you did.
Flip
You don't need to.
Melissa Ford
We don't got to talk all that.
Flip
Oh, yeah, no, the talking is.
Joe Budden
Is. Is.
Parks
Yo, smoke signal me my. Put it in the air, dog pause like, yo, I'm good that Trying to read your mind. That is a monster.
Joe Budden
Yeah, you better be lucky that you had to pay that 56. 600.
Parks
For one day. For one day.
Ice
Does anybody have the translation? Speaking of Busby, of what ROC Nation was trying to say in that.
Parks
They, they. Some.
Ish
They.
Parks
They went digging on him.
Flip
Yeah.
Joe Budden
He said you got herpes and you a.
Parks
And shorty was young.
Joe Budden
He said he had a venereal.
Parks
Yeah, and she was young, too.
Joe Budden
They doing the smut smear campaign stuff. I don't.
Flip
I don't know.
Joe Budden
I don't know what's going on because.
Flip
It was confusing to me.
Joe Budden
I didn't totally understand game either.
Ice
I guess he probably did.
Parks
Yeah, I think they playing the game that he playing. From what I see, they're playing the game that he playing. Word this what you're doing. All right, fam, you got a pass too. And I got some money. You know what I'm saying? So now the same way you doing what you're doing, I'mma now reverse it and go look up for in your past.
Melissa Ford
But doesn't it. The whole thing was. We worded so weird, though. Like, when I first read the ROC Nation State, I was like, so from.
Parks
What I heard, they had. This is speculation. They said that he came forward and tried to extort Jay months ago, like maybe like six months ago, and said, yo, we heard your name in the case too, so if you don't pay us. They said, jay immediately that same week, went and filed a lawsuit against him.
Ish
Well, the way. The way they were explaining it is it wasn't like that it was. We send over demand letter.
Parks
Gotcha.
Ish
Which means we demand, let's sit down and talk about whatever.
Parks
How much money we gonna get?
Ish
That's the, the, the translation. Gotcha. The letter just says, let's sit down, talk about this and see if we can prevent anything from going forward. It's like a clean way of saying extra. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a clean way of saying it though.
Parks
And so they said that Jay Z's people immediately went and filed a suit. The original suit with the 13 year old girl didn't even have Jay Z in it. They bought Jay Z in it recently almost as a retaliation for the original suit that Jay Z and then put toward the dude, Busby. Okay, so initially he wasn't even a part of the.
Ish
So from what I gather. Initially, that's a little mixed up. Well, his name wasn't in there. It had puff. And then it said in another celebrity.
Flip
Celebrity A and celebrity B. Yeah.
Ish
So they went back and said, okay, we're gonna unveil who celebrity A is and a female watch the female celebrity.
Parks
So let's say we sent celebrity B. Could have been 20 different that we trying to extort. We send the same demand letter, quote unquote, around to 20 different and see what we could turn over.
Ish
That's dope.
Joe Budden
Back to my discernment. I don't trust nobody named Busby anyway.
Parks
A little crew cut.
Joe Budden
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It'd be signs.
Flip
Y'all let homeboy in with the haircut.
Joe Budden
And then got mad that he said all that shit. Like the signs are there. Don't just look for the Hitler mustache.
Flip
Like you gotta ask for that. Like you, you gotta say, give me the idler cut.
Parks
Let me get that.
Flip
And the curly fry.
Parks
Get that eight off special.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ice
Imagine walking in and being like, yo, I want to look like this.
Flip
Yeah.
Parks
Like it's a thing.
Flip
It is a thing.
Parks
Yo, you gonna go for this?
Flip
You think this will look good on me?
Parks
Sure. Oh, man, my bone structure. Are you talking about my what?
Ish
What?
Flip
Having nothing to do with nothing.
Joe Budden
I was walking through the mall. Jersey mall. Jersey. Shout out to Jersey mall capital of the world, doing some Christmas shopping.
Flip
And I looked up right next to.
Joe Budden
The Ugg store she said was boarded up. Said, coming soon skims. I said, holy. About to break them all.
Parks
What you talking about?
Joe Budden
They about to break them all.
Parks
Near long AD ain't bad neither.
Ish
Yeah, I saw that.
Joe Budden
They got everybody. There's anybody doing it, but she gonna break them all.
Ice
Yeah, yeah, Skims, let's Post up that day.
Joe Budden
Fat Jersey parents.
Flip
Fat Jersey parents running in there getting skimmed out. Right?
Ish
Don't you got some of that right.
Flip
Next to.
Ish
Now I'm not trying to be funny.
Joe Budden
The custom.
Flip
I'm a good, good dad Skin. Yo.
Parks
Somebody up here said they had some.
Melissa Ford
I feel like it was I.
Parks
It was you.
Ish
I said I would wear the skims. I don't have skims. I have savage fenty.
Melissa Ford
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. That's right. That's right. You did say that.
Ice
You are a savage.
Ish
I do have savage.
Ice
Savage.
Ish
I do.
Parks
They got. They got men's.
Ish
They got men. I would wear it.
Parks
They about to crack.
Flip
Right next to Nordstrom.
Parks
That high as hell.
Flip
Right across from the new Lululemon.
Joe Budden
The big Lululemon, dog.
Flip
Sober goodbye.
Parks
Smart.
Ish
Sober.
Ice
Yeah.
Ish
Genius, yo.
Parks
Yeah, they can say what they want to say about them girls get that.
Ish
Money to it, bro.
Parks
N listen, they got it off a sex tape. A lot of girls are sucking dick. They get a million off it.
Flip
Guys are sucking dick for that kind of cheating. She should be an entrepreneurial inspiration.
Parks
Yes, yes.
Flip
It was an inspiration for me seeing.
Joe Budden
The skim shit in the mall.
Flip
It was inspiration for me when I used to do is at a little store in the mall.
Parks
I was like, that was dope.
Flip
Oh, shit. We could have a store in the mall. Now you gotta get people in there.
Ish
That skim shit is on the NBA court, sport.
Parks
Oh, yes, it was.
Ish
That's what the are we talking about.
Parks
That's right.
Melissa Ford
The partner with the NBA.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ice
Is that the. That shy was wearing?
Ish
What the.
Parks
That was.
Ish
That was. That was crazy. All right, salute.
Flip
Best dressed brother in the NBA. You seen the little best dressed brother in the NBA? The belly jersey?
Ish
No, it was a straight up sports bar.
Joe Budden
I did not see that.
Melissa Ford
I don't know if that was a sports.
Joe Budden
I didn't see that. No, I saw.
Parks
If you had it on, what would it be called?
Melissa Ford
They said it was a heart monitor.
Parks
You could see his heart beating through the. What you talking about? If you had it on, what would it be called?
Joe Budden
Wait, that.
Flip
Why you wearing all nude today? You trying. Wait, hold up now.
Joe Budden
Let me get a look at Mel.
Flip
You trying to get a deal. Look at Mel. Mel. Yo, you gotta stop. Yo, yo, what the. Is she doing? Mel trying to get the skims ad.
Melissa Ford
With the had no clue we were gonna talk about it. That's a accident.
Parks
That's a sports bra. My.
Joe Budden
Yo, y'all have to stop this.
Ice
What is that?
Flip
Yeah, what's that?
Joe Budden
Who y'all stop it. Yo.
Ish
What? All right, go ahead. Let me hear it.
Parks
Mel. What's that?
Joe Budden
Mel, I don't think that that's a sports bra.
Ish
My.
Melissa Ford
So it looks like a sports bra. However, I was giving this the benefit.
Flip
You don't think that's cut for a man is what I'm asking you. Whatever it is, is a cut for a man.
Melissa Ford
My boobs wouldn't fit.
Flip
Y'all are making it sound like it is a sports a woman sports bra.
Ish
And you know they got small titty ch.
Parks
No, they got a cups.
Flip
It's cut for her little petite joints, dog. Do y'all see that the hole where his arm is going through? Y'all know he's 69, right?
Ish
You know there's women athletes that fit that are six that he's not 69. Britney Griner could wear that.
Joe Budden
How tall is y'all?
Parks
Six, four.
Joe Budden
That's not true.
Parks
Six'five maybe. We gonna look it up. My.
Joe Budden
I didn't think that was a sports bra.
Ish
Okay, That's a sports bar for WNBA player.
Parks
For what?
Ish
WNBA player.
Parks
Good point. Some of them are tall.
Flip
Would y'all Brittany Grinner?
Joe Budden
Griner.
Ice
It's my birthday twin.
Ish
So you would. No. You ain't hear him ask you a question, Big dog?
Joe Budden
No.
Ish
What happens?
Joe Budden
You're not pretty Grind.
Parks
No doubt.
Joe Budden
Can't believe y'all tried to kill him over that athlete.
Parks
Man, you out your mind.
Ish
That ain't the belly like Zeke and them. That's not that. That's a sports bra. My says he's six.
Joe Budden
Six got it Still. Still.
Flip
How many girls you know, Parks?
Parks
If I see you your 6, 5 ass walking around with that on, I'm gonna, I'm gonna question some things. What are you talking about?
Flip
See, now that, that's a double standard.
Joe Budden
We just told the girls. Hey, hey, don't talk about Kim unless.
Flip
You going to go go make a sex tape and see if you can do it too. Hey, if any one of y'all put a sports bra on and go average 33. 33, 5 and 8, it changes some. Hey, get to it.
Ish
It changes some totally different.
Flip
I'm not going to say a word about y'all sports bra. If y'all first team, make it tight, make it tighter.
Parks
My, that is un. Ain't nobody in the league that can stop that.
Flip
He just out. He just out scored Kyrie and Luca the other day.
Parks
That nigga's the a monster. That's why nobody say nothing when I'm home alone.
Flip
I, I, I revisit Certain trades that. That Paul George shy trade is one of them.
Parks
Okay, okay. See, Caught that. They rebuilt the whole team off that.
Ice
Yeah, they did.
Parks
That was genius.
Joe Budden
Nah, go look at that trade. It was genius again. It's deeper than that. They fleeced.
Flip
Yeah, they absolutely.
Parks
They broke it down before. I seen.
Flip
They broke it down before and then they showing you. But now we can see what the draft picks turned into.
Joe Budden
It's like Lou Dorrit. Our whole squad is laced from trading Paul George.
Flip
And y'all gave a shot giddy, all that shit.
Joe Budden
Oh, my God.
Flip
Anyway, what else, what else? What else, Joe?
Ish
How about. Cause you was the one who put me on the show initially. Have you and your lady watched Ultimatum, the new one?
Joe Budden
What the fuck is that?
Ish
Ultimatum. You told us about it when it first aired. Netflix show. The reality show where they go on there somebody ultimate.
Flip
Oh, there's a new one of them.
Ish
Season 3.
Flip
We bumped into that on the Humbug. And it divided my household. That Ultimatum shit. I don't know if I'm gonna watch it. I said, and if I do, I'll watch it alone.
Parks
I said, they ain't playing this season.
Ish
This nigga up there. I thought you would have watched it.
Joe Budden
No, no, no.
Ish
Okay.
Joe Budden
It's been a rough month. I haven't really watched or heard much. Got it.
Ish
Got it.
Joe Budden
I just been surviving.
Flip
I just been one day at a time. How's this be stupid?
Ice
I watched two episodes. I haven't seen too much yet. But the whole show is. The premise of the show is.
Ish
Nah, some people take it serious.
Ice
I know, but then that's a problem. That's the.
Parks
What's the serious. How do you take it serious?
Ish
Like, literally, I'm gonna do the whole date, meet somebody else.
Ice
It's like swinging or cutting or something.
Parks
No, it's like, if I'm taking my partner for granted.
Joe Budden
No, that show is lit. I ain't gonna hold you.
Ish
No, it's not. It's not that.
Joe Budden
That show is great.
Ish
Like, some people really went up there.
Melissa Ford
You come on the show knowing what's gonna happen.
Ice
Your queen.
Ish
No, not necessarily. And some can't handle it.
Parks
Busting your whiz on a thousand dollars.
Ish
No, no, you gotta see them.
Ice
Yeah, you gotta see them.
Parks
What you mean?
Ice
They're right there.
Ish
They're communal. It's like they. They feel. Bro, the way they film these shits. They go get a big assortion or. No, like a hotel. Everybody got rooms over here. And they film this all in one location.
Ice
Yeah.
Ish
You meet downstairs like, y'all in that room. Y'all in that room. Y'all swapped.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ice
I mean, you might be something else, too, so you can, like, dry your tears a little bit in some new.
Joe Budden
But no, it's gonna hurt.
Ish
Watch.
Joe Budden
I'll do it, though.
Parks
Yeah.
Ice
Yeah.
Ish
Some crashing out on this one.
Flip
No.
Ish
Oh, when she hit, your man. Crashed.
Parks
She hit that swill. You never heard Nick.
Ice
Okay. Oh, yeah. He was crashing out from the rip.
Flip
Damn laches.
Ice
You crashed that war. I can't wait.
Ish
I don't want. That's why I thought you.
Ice
Yeah, I'm like, three episodes deep. They ain't really started crashing out yet.
Parks
She hit that.
Ish
You ain't never hear that Your man's went on the show with one agenda. To find him some new.
Parks
Yeah, I mean, that's it. That's crazy.
Ice
His was.
Joe Budden
I want to see it. I want to see it. But do I want to watch it with my girl?
Ice
It's tricky.
Joe Budden
Yeah, I got to see.
Flip
It's tricky.
Melissa Ford
Watch it.
Ish
Watch it with stuff. I watched it with mine.
Joe Budden
That's where the fun stuff happens.
Ish
It's fun.
Joe Budden
We gonna fight.
Flip
Because I. I agree with.
Joe Budden
I shouldn't have agreed with.
Ish
Oh, okay. Some of this I don't think you would agree with, though. You sneak. Is wild.
Flip
No, the last one I watched, Girlfriends is wild.
Ish
Some of them.
Flip
The last one I seen, the Girlfriends was wilding, and kings were hurt.
Joe Budden
King. Kings was hurt about it now.
Ice
They was crying at the table when they chose up.
Ish
So my man walked in and chose up. On the walk in. He chose up.
Joe Budden
I mean, it only take you five seconds to know who you'll trade your girl in for.
Ish
That's what he was on.
Flip
It only take me a couple reels. Let me see.
Parks
I don't gotta see no hands.
Flip
Don't take long. I mean, let me. Let me read the bio. Put God first and all.
Parks
Look, she religious, yo.
Flip
That girl for some bull chop cheese. Put God first.
Parks
This guy's a fool, yo.
Ish
Oh, Lord.
Melissa Ford
Would you guys have done this show?
Flip
No, no, no.
Parks
You crazy.
Ish
It'll be like last season. Nigga was up there with his girl, and it was like, yo, now we out. He saw her go pick with somebody else. He broke all that shit up. Yo, let's go.
Ice
Yeah. Fuck my ultimatum.
Ish
Fuck this whole shit. We out.
Parks
You lying.
Ish
We are out.
Parks
But she done already chose up now, and I'm choosing.
Ish
We out. That's exactly how they did it.
Flip
So you won, baby. You was right. We out. I learned that was fast. I'm a fast.
Ish
You learned me last season sh was so ill. Cause they do the reunion afterwards. And the reunion takes place like a year after they do all of this shit. So now y'all done had time to watch the shit. All of that. Y'all see them popped up? Yep. Put a baby in there.
Flip
The whole.
Ish
Yeah, yeah, I'm serious. Getting her out. He took out the streets.
Parks
But some other then already beat everybody.
Flip
Ain't beat everybody.
Joe Budden
Oh, no.
Ish
I was asking. That's what I'm telling you. Some people are really treating this like therapy.
Flip
Go get your girl back. While one beat the number could grow. It's more numbers.
Ice
That is true.
Flip
All right.
Joe Budden
He caught it slipping.
Flip
But all right. Come on back on. Come on back on.
Ish
Leave out there too long.
Joe Budden
Yeah, yeah. Sorry, cuz. Once you slip too many times now I can't take you back. Yeah. One is cool though.
Melissa Ford
Look at.
Ice
I mean, I know.
Flip
Yeah. Cool is subjective. No one is cool.
Joe Budden
That's. That's my girl. Little joke on me that every time we went through something in the next.
Flip
Two days I had horses in the stable.
Joe Budden
I hit him quick on the bridge break.
Flip
Never know when that makeup happened. Hit the standby list fast. Cause you see what your girl trying to make up, boy. All right, we got four days. So I feel like if that's cool. What's good for the goose is good for the gander.
Joe Budden
Let your girl go the she wanted to for the last nine months, man. It's fine.
Ish
You got it.
Flip
Yeah, but just one salute. Only one. And he gotta have a regular job.
Parks
Gotta have a regular dick.
Ish
So she gotta go to no, I'm.
Joe Budden
Not dick monitor out here. But you can go fuck the Amazon nigga. Don't go fuck a nigga.
Flip
The way now you've made yourself hot. Now the teammates whole team on you. So her standing now you coming out. We don't know what Florida Rich Carden you coming outta Colt division on damn.
Parks
Yeah, yeah.
Ish
Damn the division.
Flip
The AFC North. Is she the pick I'm talking by the way her standby got to be down no step.
Parks
He gotta have a regular job.
Flip
I don't think that a regular job means down.
Ish
I'm talking about down in terms. And you do think.
Joe Budden
Hold up.
Parks
Hey, yo, you gotta stop. I'm about to bust you with this mic stand.
Joe Budden
That's not true.
Ish
Let's.
Flip
Let's have a debate.
Parks
You just cracked on the CEO of that made 2.7 million a year.
Flip
Because I thought that the CEO of Party City would have made more. I don't think that that means down in terms of relationship partner.
Joe Budden
I don't believe that.
Flip
I don't believe that at all. If you really asking my true belief.
Ish
If your girl. No, not your girls. Take it off. I want to do that. If someone's girl and they're up and their girl left and was with the Amazon worker, that is a step down. Niggas will look at that as down.
Flip
I'm telling you that. I don't look at it like that.
Ish
I'm telling you. I don't believe you.
Parks
I'm telling you.
Flip
That's fine.
Parks
I'm telling you. I'm rolling with ice.
Flip
You normally do.
Joe Budden
You said y'all share the profile. It's fine.
Parks
Oh, man.
Flip
Dog, you gonna get that. You get sick to your stomach. Yes. The dude didn't make a lot.
Joe Budden
You'll get sick to your stomach.
Flip
I'm not trying to take that away from what y'all because it goes back to that question. I'm saying you lose your girl and now she done make at Mr. Southern Hospitality himself. Like you see qualities in a guy that you not know that you not only lack, you ain't about to acquire.
Ish
Yo, that happens on the show.
Flip
And that's not just a finance thing. The finance thing is valid from y'all. But you could watch dude that make a buck 50 massage other right.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ice
Emotionally intelligent. Yeah, yeah.
Flip
No matter how much money I make, I'm not gonna have the emotional that this duck ass Doofy is hitting you with. And it's working because you stupid as hell.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ish
Your girl on the show sitting there saying, yes, he. He shares my love language and we doing this. That man gotta watch that.
Parks
Guess what other language.
Flip
Well, not if you beat him up.
Parks
Guess what other language speak.
Ish
Whoop ass knees.
Parks
You talking about is wrong with you. You crazy.
Ice
I'm good. Say why? Dude, the tall dude was so tight, it looked like he upgraded to me.
Parks
Tall dude, I forgot.
Ish
You ain't finished. You ain't finished.
Joe Budden
You're right.
Ish
I know what you're talking about. You didn't finish.
Parks
He might know that thing she do do. And he don't want nobody else to know that thing she do.
Ice
She look like she might do that thing.
Joe Budden
Let me tell the guys out there other know the things you do, yo.
Parks
Yeah, but you ain't got to watch them.
Joe Budden
No, you don't have to watch them.
Melissa Ford
Watch her do that thing on him.
Joe Budden
Yeah, I wouldn't watch it if I'm there.
Parks
The triple dipple hit homeboy with the.
Flip
Trip because Beating them up is really.
Joe Budden
Just going to expedite the decision making.
Ice
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Like you beat him up and see if she stay there and coddle him. Or if she leave with the realest.
Parks
Up, she might leave with the realest don't beat you.
Ish
Now.
Parks
You sitting there looking like Gilbert Grape in the face, swollen.
Joe Budden
It don't mean nothing. If you beat the dude up and she stayed there nursing back to health. What now you double whammy. It don't even matter.
Parks
You can fight and she gonna give him that extra.
Ice
Oh, yes.
Flip
Whatever you do amazing. It ain't gonna matter that you do it.
Joe Budden
She's. She's sick of it from you. That amazing. You do.
Ish
She don't give a.
Flip
This corny. That he doing. It's a win. It's new. It's fresh.
Parks
You went and bought a G wagon. He bought a keychain. She just dangling them keys like this.
Ice
Keychain that speaks to her heart.
Parks
Great adventures on it. I thought about you when I was in the line.
Joe Budden
Yeah?
Ice
Yeah. King, this reminds me of your mother.
Joe Budden
Couldn't wait to trap me. Her last argument.
Flip
You want the Range Rover back?
Joe Budden
Nice try.
Flip
No, no, no, I don't.
Joe Budden
Can't fool me. That's a trick.
Melissa Ford
What's the trick?
Parks
Cause you can never say yes. He can never say yes.
Joe Budden
Nor would I ever want to, by the way.
Parks
Yeah, you can't. But bigger than that, you can't. I don't give a fuck if you want to. You can't.
Joe Budden
You can't. That's what.
Flip
Well, tell her I understand, but tell.
Parks
Her, of course, all the niggas. Yeah, you can't.
Flip
Okay. Have to talk because you still look stumped.
Joe Budden
It's all right.
Melissa Ford
Because I could see a bunch of you guys have said this so many times about shit that you want to like. We had a whole conversation about the range before you gave it to her about whether or not it was gonna be payment plan or whatever the case was. And I was like, buy the fucking Potter.
Flip
Potter.
Parks
We get paid to speak.
Joe Budden
That was Potter fodder.
Parks
Yes. You could never.
Ish
Like when. Like when. Like when Quavo took the bit Bentley from Saweetie. Boom.
Parks
What about it?
Melissa Ford
Boom.
Joe Budden
No boom for him. Boom. For the point that the guys are making, which is you don't recover from that. There's a stench to that.
Melissa Ford
Yeah, because I think so. I agree with that.
Flip
That's what he's saying.
Melissa Ford
Okay, so that's why you're saying, no, no, no.
Parks
We just want to wear the Stench cologne.
Flip
No. When I give. When I give, I give from my heart because no matter what happens in the future, I wanted to give it to.
Joe Budden
To you.
Melissa Ford
Yeah, well, qu about the sense there's.
Flip
Nothing you could do to quo. Yeah, but it was also in quo's name, which is why he was able to repo it. That's not really given.
Melissa Ford
It's not.
Flip
See, if I'm giving, I'm giving it.
Joe Budden
It's yours.
Parks
Or it could have been a lease. I got give it back in my name, and I got to give it back.
Ish
I'm not paying it no more.
Melissa Ford
Okay, I understand.
Joe Budden
There you go.
Melissa Ford
You're a good guy. I say that with total sincerity.
Joe Budden
What did I say to make it.
Flip
What did I say to make you think you did?
Melissa Ford
I feel like I saw you roll your eyes behind the glasses.
Flip
Not at all.
Parks
Okay.
Joe Budden
I totally believe you.
Melissa Ford
Okay, good, good, good, good.
Joe Budden
We'll see what the suggestion box has to say.
Ice
She want to go back in that box.
Joe Budden
What color was your card? Orange.
Flip
No, no, no.
Parks
Invisible.
Joe Budden
It wasn't.
Melissa Ford
It was white.
Flip
No, Parks was white. Parks was white, blue, and peach, sand.
Joe Budden
But it's peachy ass.
Flip
What else? What else? Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Now, normally, I would not be reporting.
Joe Budden
On the masked singer.
Flip
Secondly, if you tell me that Mario got to the finals of the masked singer, I would just automatically assume that he won't.
Ish
Who?
Parks
Well, my mother's a masked singer fiend. Oh, yeah, a fiend. So she hit me the other day. I got the text telling me who won. I did. She didn't tell me the competition, though.
Joe Budden
Let me give you a little bit of that. Mario, man. Come on.
Parks
Yeah. Which character was Mario?
Melissa Ford
Is he a sunflower?
Joe Budden
I'm a man.
Flip
Why would I know his cat? I don't know. Do they look like a cockroach?
Melissa Ford
It looks like a butterfly.
Flip
I don't care about the.
Melissa Ford
He got wings on his back. It's a butterfly.
Ish
You hear?
Joe Budden
Mario, come on now. Oh, he's a wasp.
Flip
Okay.
Joe Budden
Oh, no.
Flip
Oh, my God. Oh, who?
Parks
Don't know.
Flip
I would have known this immediately.
Parks
Immediately.
Joe Budden
Hold up. Wait till Sean coming on and I.
Flip
Don'T know, you guys.
Ice
Oh, he brought the whole.
Joe Budden
There's three of them.
Parks
They jumped him.
Ice
That's fine.
Flip
Sh.
Parks
My Mario.
Flip
That's up.
Joe Budden
Hold up, hold up. Let your. Let me hear.
Parks
Come on. If the buffalo fall on his knees, you know it's w. W. Can't stand.
Flip
On his feet for too long.
Ice
Never heard Fleetwood back like this.
Joe Budden
Dog.
Flip
Oh, my God.
Joe Budden
Oh, this is the reveal. Yeah. Yeah. That was boys to men.
Flip
Yeah.
Ice
That's not fair.
Parks
Honor. What made you say, you know, reach out to.
Joe Budden
Let's go, Mario. He's a wasp. Why that was so important? Everybody.
Parks
I like this song.
Joe Budden
Gotta go get some footage.
Flip
Late too. I feel like this is Drake and.
Joe Budden
Kendrick all over again.
Flip
Anybody else?
Joe Budden
Mario?
Flip
Queens with these.
Joe Budden
Come on.
Sean Stockman
You every night. And that's a feeling I want to get used to.
Joe Budden
Sorry was.
Sean Stockman
There's no man who stand the man.
Parks
Who stands to lose.
Sean Stockman
You.
Flip
Maybe I'm wrong. What?
Ice
Gotta watch.
Flip
Oh, I know the whites in there way. Who are they? Goats or some. They look like buffaloes or something.
Joe Budden
Boy.
Flip
Instrument should not be allowed to do porn.
Ish
That's not right.
Flip
And I want this version.
Parks
I would have really wanted to hear Mario.
Ice
I wonder if that dude.
Flip
Yo, the mad singer don't put out the slaps.
Ice
It seems like they should. That's a no brainer.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Parks
Call Nick.
Ice
Yo, Nick, you up? Call Nick.
Parks
Season one soundtrack.
Ice
That's easy money.
Parks
Word.
Flip
Oh, man. Where is. What's my man? And where's Simon when you need him? Where's Simon, man? Simon over all them singers contracts, signed them to 360s, 20 album deals, gave him a slap and disappeared. We need the soundtrack to boys to men doing farts.
Parks
Some of the got lives.
Joe Budden
Don't diss Simon.
Parks
Yo, I know you stand on the side of Simon.
Joe Budden
No, I don't stand on the side of Simon. No way. No, no, no, I don't.
Parks
Really.
Joe Budden
No. All right.
Parks
It's another conversation. Patreon.
Joe Budden
What's the conversation though?
Parks
I take the other side of that.
Joe Budden
But what is it? Tell me. At least tell me so we can tease it.
Flip
Come on, let's sign up to Patreon right now. Hit subscribe. Yo, really deep. Really deep talk coming your way. What's the talk?
Parks
Kelly Clarkson.
Melissa Ford
Yeah. Versus how many seasons of nameless now faceless Fantasia. Okay, where's. Where's. Where's Ruben Stutters. Where's he at?
Parks
Somewhere better off than when he first came on.
Melissa Ford
That's. That remains to be seen.
Joe Budden
Yeah. That's speculative.
Parks
No, no. The white country girls.
Flip
I still don't know. Decide what you're arguing though. You're just naming mega stars have been.
Parks
Made from that show.
Melissa Ford
Are any of them still signed to Simon Cowell's label though?
Parks
I have no idea.
Ice
I'm sure once they got enough juice on their own, they probably could negotiate out of this.
Melissa Ford
Yeah, because it was probably.
Parks
But it's a mega stars that Came through there. Mega.
Flip
Yes.
Ice
I've heard some horror stories about people getting.
Parks
I'm sure.
Flip
But I don't. I don't support the monopoly.
Parks
But isn't that the music business?
Flip
I don't support that monopoly.
Ice
Yeah.
Flip
I don't support the monopoly of it. Where. Because you auditioned on this. Because you did this show and won. Now people get all of your rights and participate for the next however many years. The first five to 10 years of your career, no matter what happens. I don't agree with that. I don't agree with that at all.
Ice
I think you can participate, but it's just the amount that Simon was in.
Flip
Bed with J Records. He doing that shit with. No.
Joe Budden
Yeah. I don't agree.
Parks
We've still on the other side of that argument on different people.
Flip
Tell me I'm not with nobody. I'm not with nobody. Getting. Because they did something now in the music business, unfortunately you have to get. But that's a long. You talking about five, six, seven albums. Because I won on this show. No, you should be able to participate with me. My first project. My first two projects. This should be a cap on this. What was happening to these young people? No.
Ice
From nowhere most of the time.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Parks
Yeah.
Flip
I don't. I don't support that. I don't support that.
Joe Budden
I don't support that.
Parks
Huh?
Ice
Jennifer Hudson.
Melissa Ford
Follow us on Patreon to get the remainder of this back and forth between.
Parks
Joe, Carrie and probably Kelly.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ice
Jordan Squ.
Joe Budden
Exactly. Maybe I'm gonna knock it the off.
Parks
I would be shocked. I would want to hear if the people could do it all over again. Would they?
Ice
I'm sure the ones that blew up super big wood.
Parks
I'm sure the ones that made 500 gram would. You might have been working at the Piggly Wiggly.
Ish
I never made that before.
Parks
Yeah, like you might have been working at the Piggly Wiggly.
Ish
One Direction.
Flip
If I only made 500 grand, how much did it help me? Not enough for me to sign over a lifetime. Right?
Parks
Says the rich nigga.
Joe Budden
You keep saying that.
Parks
Some of these people.
Ish
Dog.
Flip
I'm trying to give advice to the that's not rich. But that's not rich. When you're not rich is when you should take the advice.
Parks
But the nigga that's not rich might have never got that opportunity to make $500,000.
Flip
Okay. But if you're not rich and you believe in what you do, then it ain't gonna be just about this one opportunity on the show. Cool. You are of the belief that you can make millions off of your talent later.
Ish
You're right.
Parks
Everybody also got bills and kids, and that changes things.
Ish
That changed that. Bro.
Parks
Bro, I'm telling.
Ish
In theory, it sounds right, what you said. Theoretically, I need that 500 grand.
Parks
Yeah. And also so my baby mama got a house now with that 500 grand.
Flip
I think I. I feel like artist privilege is.
Joe Budden
Is getting to. To live in acting theory.
Flip
Like, bro, real artists have to choose where they want to sacrifice.
Ish
True.
Flip
Your kid ain't gonna be able to get Stacums every night, bro.
Ish
It's who's broke. Broke a stake them like your kid ain't.
Flip
It's artists out there that are.
Joe Budden
Are.
Flip
Can't get Stacums every night. Why are we talking about their kids?
Ish
I know.
Parks
And so now when a dangles XYZ opportunities in your face, you don't say no to them.
Flip
Okay, then they should go watch Devil's Advocate. Is that the name of the movie I'm talking about? They should watch Devil's Advocate.
Parks
Al Pacino. Yeah, that was a good one.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Flip
That's what this whole move, that whole movie is about. They gave him all his dreams. They gave him the penthouse. They gave him the wife.
Parks
They gave him clothes.
Flip
They gave him cars. They gave him the authority. He was the man all over town. It'll do that for you, but at. At what cost? So that's on. Y'all are right. That's everyone's individual decision to make for themselves. I'm telling y'all using a little bit of hindsight and haven't been behind the scenes of a lot of this. Say no. Should I say that a lot? I try to be a living embodiment of say no. I'm probably the last black independent left. Maybe I'm not counting you niggas.
Joe Budden
Y'all not that relevant to me.
Melissa Ford
Yo.
Flip
I'm just saying. I'm not. If I'm saying say no. I'm trying. I'm walking like I talk it.
Ish
You're in a position to do that.
Joe Budden
No.
Flip
Joe.
Parks
Yeah, bro.
Ish
I'm not saying you always work. Let me be clear. Even.
Parks
Even when you wasn't.
Flip
You were good.
Joe Budden
Thank you.
Parks
It's all right, though.
Joe Budden
It's cool.
Flip
What else is unimportant or important or medium important? Anything. Anything. Anything. Anything. Imani, don't be airdropping unsolicited music to our phone on the walk in. Don't try to YouTube album our phones.
Joe Budden
Don't be one of them dudes.
Ice
I already bought it, so, you know, I mean, yeah.
Flip
I bought it already too. Relax, we don't want your album twice. You remind me of the dudes on the airplane that was opening up the.
Joe Budden
Airdrop to send dick pics to the plane. The plane?
Flip
That's crazy.
Ish
They made. They had to change that because of.
Joe Budden
Them hoping they hit the identified target.
Ish
Would get on the plane or the train somewhere. Open this up.
Joe Budden
Airdrop.
Ish
The hammer just bong, bong, bong, bong, bong. Every hour, phone on the hammer pick pop up.
Ice
I don't understand what that would.
Melissa Ford
Man, you're about to ask the question that every woman asks. Why?
Joe Budden
Except for the girl in 50 shades.
Parks
Of gray, not every.
Melissa Ford
You know women that like unsolicited dick pics.
Joe Budden
Are you asking me?
Melissa Ford
I'm asking him. Oh, and then you can answer if you'd like.
Ish
I.
Joe Budden
No, let your dad.
Parks
I wouldn't say that. I do know them.
Joe Budden
She tried to trap you? Ish.
Parks
I peeped it. That's why it took me a little minute to get my reply. No, but I mean I'm sure that there would be some that wouldn't delete it.
Flip
We know real freaks, Ma.
Melissa Ford
Okay?
Flip
We know some real freaks.
Joe Budden
Okay, Freakazoids.
Flip
I mean, we know some girls that.
Joe Budden
Was out when Lil Vicious was out. Freak, you said. No, don't tell her.
Flip
Don't tell her. Don't ever tell her when I'm using a cultural reference. Never tell her when I'm using the culture.
Joe Budden
Just let her look stumped for a second.
Ish
That was a good one.
Parks
She knows it though.
Joe Budden
No, she didn't.
Parks
She knows. She knows the song.
Flip
She don't know you know, the Little Vicious song.
Joe Budden
You know. You ever heard a little Vicious? Let me see if I have it.
Parks
You know the song.
Flip
Tell.
Joe Budden
Shut up.
Parks
I'm not going.
Flip
Say you know the song. Yeah, I don't know.
Parks
Mel been in the song.
Ish
Mel been in the club.
Parks
Mel knows this song.
Ish
Mel know the song. I just thought about it. Melbourne in the club. Are you serious?
Flip
Spell V, I, C. But he might.
Parks
Not spell it like that.
Joe Budden
That's little.
Ish
You just ain't got that.
Joe Budden
Damn. I really don't have it.
Ice
Wow.
Parks
Type in freak.
Joe Budden
That's what I'm doing now. Of I'm stupid as hell. Look what I got. Type in.
Ish
Parksman. Help him out.
Ice
I'm trying.
Parks
Please.
Joe Budden
Yeah. If I pull up my phone, I can find it.
Parks
Of course.
Joe Budden
It ain't in my music and search for it. It ain't in my serato. Anyway. Mel ain't gonna know it. It's fine.
Parks
I got I got 500.
Ish
Don't bet.
Joe Budden
Good for you.
Ish
He don't. He don't pay his bets. Don't bet him.
Flip
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. He did not pay you yet?
Ish
No, I thought he did.
Joe Budden
Is why you ain't pay Ice yet.
Parks
I tried to pay him. He ain't even. It ain't even. Accept it.
Ish
I was just.
Parks
I promise you.
Ish
Try to do what?
Flip
Don't stop looking.
Parks
You want me show you on my phone?
Ice
I can't spell Vicious either.
Joe Budden
I got you.
Flip
Why you ain't pay Ice?
Joe Budden
I lost my phone.
Ish
Yo, y'all are wild. I don't have no chord.
Ice
It's tricky.
Parks
Damn, fam.
Flip
I. I mean, ish.
Parks
Yes, sir.
Joe Budden
When you gonna pay Ice?
Parks
I tried to pay Ice. I didn't even think I should pay Ice until I heard what the bet was, because I think Ice's translation of the bet was on some Joe. But I tried to pay him nonetheless.
Joe Budden
That's why them 25 be getting you out of here.
Flip
25?
Parks
25. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. They get me out of here.
Ish
They get me out of here, too.
Parks
I walk right on out the door. You got a big bro. Big bro. Big bro.
Flip
Big bro.
Parks
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got it, big bro. You spent 2500 for the box.
Joe Budden
You earned it.
Ish
Yeah, you got that.
Flip
Oh, he dropped a little.
Ish
Look at my face. Zoom in on her face.
Joe Budden
All right.
Flip
You know that song?
Ice
Oh, here, I got you.
Ish
Of course you know that ain't enough.
Parks
Joe is know what he doing. Joe's potting.
Flip
And it still says, Mel, do you.
Joe Budden
Know that song yet? This is the first time.
Melissa Ford
It is not the genre.
Joe Budden
The genre. Genre. All right.
Parks
What's he about to say, man?
Joe Budden
What's the. What's the chorus of that song?
Melissa Ford
You ain't doing. No, no, it's not happening. Not a chance. I do. I do know.
Ish
So what's the chorus?
Parks
Mouth, Mouth, you don't have to sing it.
Ish
Two words.
Flip
Two words.
Ish
Give me two words.
Parks
No, I don't know. Yo. Yeah, you might have hit.
Flip
You might have.
Melissa Ford
I know the song.
Parks
You might have had me.
Melissa Ford
It's old as it.
Parks
It is.
Flip
They give us the hook.
Melissa Ford
No.
Flip
Look at Mel.
Ish
She about to go home.
Parks
Like, I like this. She might learn all the words coming back. Doing the.
Flip
The mobile.
Melissa Ford
I was bogling in basements.
Joe Budden
It's up.
Melissa Ford
We know in basement.
Joe Budden
Mel, you don't have to comment on us.
Parks
Yeah, I had a.
Flip
We love you already. We love you already. Get out there. Anyway, I forgot what we was talking about.
Joe Budden
We wasn't talking about shit.
Parks
No.
Flip
What else? What else? What else do we need to hit quickly?
Joe Budden
Bogling in the basement.
Flip
Rodman's daughter did an interview saying that Rodman is not a real dad. I watched the Pistons and the Bulls.
Joe Budden
So I knew that Hidden spurs. Yeah.
Flip
And the Spurs.
Parks
I saw what film? The Wouldn't sleep. Yeah. Tony Ku. Coach was like, yo, I'm Slavic. I've never seen somebody drink that much in my life. It was like, yo, dog, the drunk. They said Jaegermeister shots. Like a different amount. Like, like 70 of them or some dumb. In the next game.
Ice
That is bad. You see some, you still smell like that the next day and taste it for.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Flip
Being a great dad takes away from.
Joe Budden
You being the best you you could be. But being a great mom adds to it.
Ice
Huh?
Joe Budden
Whoa.
Ish
You ain't a little bit more.
Flip
Nope.
Parks
Nope. That's it. Y'all could put that on. T shirt.
Melissa Ford
So a woman's sacrifice is rewarded more than a man? Is that what you're trying to say?
Joe Budden
Look. To try to put the.
Flip
Karen eat some girl out.
Parks
Freeze. What?
Flip
I'm good.
Joe Budden
Yeah. That was before my Dougie Fresh piece too. Yeah.
Ice
Yeah.
Flip
Like, Rodman could have been a great dad. And then he would have been the greatest dad ever. And then the Bulls win less rings. The rebound champion is different.
Parks
Carmen Electra don't get no sausage.
Flip
All of the fashion trends that he said never happens.
Parks
The little boy in Korea don't ever come back.
Ice
Yeah.
Parks
You remember Rockman went and got the boy.
Ice
He did.
Flip
I ain't do it.
Parks
What the.
Flip
You know what I'm saying?
Ice
National hero.
Flip
Yeah.
Melissa Ford
That.
Joe Budden
Yeah. Robin is. Is. Is Robman. And we wouldn't have got that Robin if he was just dad. Great to her.
Flip
Like on the interview, she was like, yo, I saw. I saw Angel Reese put his jersey on. And then at the very next game.
Joe Budden
They were taking pictures together.
Flip
And I was thinking to myself not to hate. But damn, I wish that could have been me.
Joe Budden
And like, yeah, good a bit.
Ice
Joe Soccer.
Parks
Some girl.
Ice
Dennis Rodman. I'm a fan of Dennis Rodman, but nothing about him ever said great. I bet that guy's a great dad.
Flip
And let the daughters spend for themselves.
Joe Budden
For a change, like.
Parks
Because it'll be the surprise like that that he'll be the most. He'll be the amazing dad. Look, weird, but I ain't here. I'm glad I didn't either.
Joe Budden
Young boys gotta fend for theyself no matter what. Here come these fucking girls want a dad.
Flip
I had no explanation for at least 12 years where dad was at waiting by the door.
Joe Budden
Fuck you talking about?
Flip
Had to survive.
Joe Budden
Anyway, sorry.
Ice
Thoughts and prayers. And I'm sorry that happened to you.
Flip
There you go.
Parks
There you go.
Flip
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Joe Budden
No, you know what? I ain't letting you attract me.
Flip
You got. And then whether I was a great dad or not, that's my blood and jeans inside of your athletic superstar ass.
Joe Budden
Okay?
Parks
And my child support.
Joe Budden
I'm not taking a deer. I'm not going to take a deer, bro. But yeah, yeah. Why you think you could jump so high? You ever seen your mom jump?
Flip
Ever see mom run the 40?
Joe Budden
These moms out here anyway. I'm talking.
Flip
I'm joking.
Joe Budden
Of course. I'm joking. Of course. Thoughts and prayers to her and Brian McKnight's first family. They be listening. They'd be listening.
Flip
So we gotta have respect.
Joe Budden
They be listening.
Ish
They do listen.
Flip
That's the problem with Pardon. You be talking cash money about somebody they have you turned all the way up.
Parks
They're the biggest fan in the world.
Melissa Ford
Yeah.
Flip
It's like, God damn. Sorry. First Brian McKnight Jr. Part one.
Ish
Jr.
Joe Budden
The first. Yeah.
Flip
Jr.
Joe Budden
The third.
Flip
First.
Joe Budden
Nah, they're my man. Shout out to them.
Flip
What else, what else, what else? What else happened here? Cardi Offset. I'm staying away from. I want absolutely nothing to do with it. I want nothing to do with it.
Joe Budden
Oh, man.
Flip
Yeah. They done told me too much.
Joe Budden
I listen to all the clips.
Flip
We could sit here and have a. A hour long PowerPoint presentation about it. But I will not pray prayers to both of them.
Joe Budden
I hope they both cool.
Flip
At some point I got to turn off my. My Internet when y'all just start telling.
Joe Budden
Me all of the business. There's a meme going around talking about on girls break up with their. And tell us all his business. Like why I need to know? He like fingers in his ass.
Flip
That's none of my business.
Ice
None of my business.
Flip
All right, so shout out to Cardi and Offset. The Superman trailer came out. I don't know if anybody saw it.
Ice
I've never been much of a Superman guy.
Ish
Yeah, me neither.
Ice
I saw the trailer.
Parks
Who's. Who's that? Who's playing Superman?
Joe Budden
What do I look like?
Ice
Dude?
Flip
Who know? Dude, Dude. This dude.
Joe Budden
A white dude.
Melissa Ford
Is it the same one from Henry Cavill?
Ice
Sure. Maybe. I don't know.
Flip
Yeah, let's give it to him.
Joe Budden
All right. Henry did some.
Parks
That's funny.
Flip
Yo, give us the.
Parks
Your review on the trailer.
Joe Budden
I liked it. The Internet is killing the trailer, but I enjoyed it.
Ish
His name is David Corenswet, so.
Joe Budden
Henry Cable.
Ish
Yeah, that's a new dude.
Flip
He looks Superman. She got the Michael Paul curl.
Parks
He got the little Parks.
Flip
Yeah, yeah, he got that.
Joe Budden
He looks supermanish.
Flip
But it did look good. It looked like a good trailer. I don't know when it comes out.
Joe Budden
But it just looked like a good trailer.
Flip
I've never been the Superman guy myself.
Melissa Ford
July 11th.
Flip
But I'm a Superman guy before I'm a Star Trek, Star Wars, Harry Potter.
Joe Budden
All that other weird. Y'all try to do it though.
Parks
Do well, yeah.
Ish
Harry Potter.
Ice
I've never seen a Harry Potter.
Joe Budden
I've never seen a Harry Potter.
Ice
Don't think I ever will.
Flip
I watched 30s.
Parks
This is fire. I watched him in my 30s. My them shits is fire.
Joe Budden
Harry Potter.
Ice
That was a while ago.
Joe Budden
That's why you keep emphasizing my 30s.
Flip
My guy.
Ish
I was grown.
Flip
Grown and started watching Harry Potter.
Parks
Yeah, them shits ain't bad.
Joe Budden
Thank God you came out with hoodies for real. Start doing so much of time and watching a little mythical white boy.
Flip
Didn't they kill somebody he loved or some his parents?
Parks
Yo, you nuts, man.
Joe Budden
Did he. Did he spin?
Parks
What? Spin me exactly slide for your parents.
Flip
You want me to watch some 12 hour 12 hours a movie of a.
Joe Budden
Dude that didn't spin.
Parks
It wasn't a movie. It's a series.
Melissa Ford
A series was movies.
Parks
Yeah. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
Joe Budden
Those are movies.
Melissa Ford
Seriously.
Parks
Yeah, but it's not 12 hours straight of you. You've watched the.
Joe Budden
Stop it.
Flip
The.
Parks
The Menendez 17 times. And how they killed their parents on 17 different occasions.
Joe Budden
They really did it. I know this mythical didn't really kill nothing.
Ice
It wasn't about that.
Parks
I know.
Flip
Every time. Every time I caught.
Joe Budden
He was talking to a tree or some begging.
Flip
He's begging by tree. Oh, oh. Or a chest. So get him out of there. Get Harry Potter. Coins was falling from just like little stick.
Parks
Yo, you stupid.
Flip
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
Ish
You.
Parks
I'm telling you, you'll like them.
Flip
Now in movie news, while I fell asleep on Interstellar when it first came out. It's the 10 year anniversary and they did the re release on IMAX theaters.
Ish
Yeah, on a. That might look like it looks absolute millimeter.
Parks
It looks.
Flip
It looks stunning. Number one. Number two, I think I will go back to try.
Parks
Please, please.
Ish
I'm telling you I'll go back to.
Flip
Try Interstellar now that I'm more of an adult movie.
Joe Budden
Bro.
Ice
I think we saw that Together. Actually, you did fall asleep.
Flip
I went to sleep, yeah.
Ish
And the Stella's fine. I watch that movie anytime it's even mentioned. I be like, oh, yep, let me go put it on. And I'll still watch the whole.
Ice
It's definitely long.
Ish
It's long.
Ice
It's long.
Ish
There's great movie.
Ice
There was, I remember like an hour of movie. We're like, they didn't really have to.
Flip
That's how I felt about it. But I was young.
Ish
You're not.
Joe Budden
I was in early 30s. I do want to try it as a mature grown.
Ish
Like then I saw, you know, fan theories and I saw a fan theory that made me go re watch it again.
Ice
Okay.
Ish
And it's fire. But you didn't see it.
Ice
Spoiler.
Parks
That's something new. I did.
Ice
It's a ten year old movie.
Ish
Oh, well. Yeah. The fan theory is that he dies in the first scene.
Joe Budden
Oh, I saw this.
Ish
And the entire movie is him transitioning over. And the end where Murph, his daughter, he's going to her to now welcome her to the other side.
Joe Budden
Yeah, I saw that theory.
Ice
Now I have to rewatch it.
Parks
Yeah, I gotta watch it.
Ish
As soon as I read it, I.
Parks
Was like, I gotta watch it.
Ish
And then when you watch it, it's like, oh, shit.
Joe Budden
Also in movies that are doper now that you're like a true adult.
Flip
I started the Social Network again.
Joe Budden
Incredible.
Parks
And you got that spanky.
Flip
And you see it differently.
Joe Budden
I'm not dapping. You take your dap away.
Flip
It's never.
Joe Budden
It's not happening on the spanky. And that's a great movie.
Parks
It was good.
Joe Budden
Like great. It was great. That movie's great. That's it.
Ish
Netflix got some new shit called Carry On. I seen it.
Joe Budden
We talked about it last time.
Ish
One here.
Melissa Ford
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Joe Budden
Because your nerves is not ass thing. Yo, my nerve is pinched. I can't even move.
Ish
Let that hit you.
Joe Budden
I ain't got that. I move around too much. I ain't that.
Parks
Yeah, pinch nerves.
Ice
That's what it comes from, is from inactivity.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Flip
Not bending over enough.
Ish
All right.
Flip
Not bending down a lot.
Parks
All right.
Ish
But nah.
Flip
Stretching and like that, yo, during Christmas shopping too. Know who I thought about there? You that wear mediums.
Ish
Imani.
Ice
Yeah.
Parks
Oh, yo, you might be a medium, yo. Skims?
Joe Budden
No, tall, Small.
Parks
A tall. Yo, it's baggy.
Joe Budden
Look, he.
Flip
The st. He hit him with the st. Amani's a. You're a medium, right?
Joe Budden
No, I'm large.
Flip
You're not A large.
Ish
You're not a large.
Flip
You're not.
Joe Budden
You have a medium build. You have a. You're a medium. The torso is not large.
Flip
That's why I thought about him.
Ish
Right?
Parks
Yo, you stupid son.
Joe Budden
Run around with ego in a medium.
Ice
They probably have mad options, though.
Flip
Yeah, because you.
Parks
Yo, they always.
Flip
You're talking about real mediums.
Ice
Yo, I'm not a medium.
Parks
You get all the sales. You get all the sales.
Ice
Yeah, exactly.
Parks
Left.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ice
All the stock is there for Medium.
Parks
You kill Neiman Marcus.
Joe Budden
You had to see me in here trying on for Parks. I'm way fatter.
Flip
No, no, no.
Ice
You did good, man. You did good.
Joe Budden
Good.
Melissa Ford
Fit like a glove.
Joe Budden
And if not, let me know, you know.
Ice
Fit like a glove.
Joe Budden
But I know you be liking that white boy. Fit like.
Ish
It's that European.
Flip
Yeah, sounds racist.
Ish
That's the cut.
Parks
It's a thing.
Joe Budden
Hello.
Parks
It really is clean. Go over there. You can't fit. I do like a little bit of my fat ass.
Flip
I don't have anything else that I.
Joe Budden
Need to get off of my chest. It's the fourth quarter. It's gonna be slow news.
Ice
The jets are making moves based on Madden ratings.
Parks
Yes.
Joe Budden
Jerry Judy.
Ice
Jerry Judy. They didn't want him because his matting rating wasn't high enough. The jets are a mess. I'm glad.
Parks
And he went crazy.
Flip
What?
Parks
Yeah, and he went crazy.
Ish
They didn't want him because his Madden. Madden rating wasn't high enough.
Ice
That's correct.
Joe Budden
Yeah. And he's busting that. Woody Johnson is taking advice from his kids, yo. On what to do with the team.
Melissa Ford
Jesus.
Flip
I watched some clip that some jets.
Joe Budden
Fan or sports fan put together the other day.
Flip
The jets record is what, like 4 and 9?
Ice
Something like that.
Flip
So they just kept showing the jets would be if. And then it was like 5 and 9.
Joe Budden
If this doofus makes his field goal.
Flip
They show it 6 and 9. If Gary Wilson catches this ball one foot away from the end, one step away from the end zone, 7 and 9. If the same doofus makes this field field goal again, 8 and 9. If he knew to run, stay in bounds and not run out of bounds, nine and whatever. They just was like, God, they caught a lot of bad breaks this season. Yeah, they did. Yo, I hate to be one of them fans that buy into this bodega cat thing, but I think it's real. What I watched the Knicks versus the Timberwolves at. Timberwolves.
Ice
Okay?
Flip
Big game for cat return game. You know, Julius and Dante want to get their shit off. Think Cat is now the first player in NBA history to have 30 points, 22 rebounds, make five threes, five assists.
Joe Budden
And something else in a regular season game.
Flip
So he went absolutely crazy, and I just might have had him. I don't know. This cat that's on the Knicks is not the cat that I've seen on the Timberwolves.
Joe Budden
So I want to just take a.
Flip
Little bit off that cat. So that heat I was getting rebranding.
Ice
Him Bodega Cat, that's who he is now. I like that. As a fan of Bodega Cats, I'm super into that.
Ish
I thought you told him. I told you. I ain't mad at that.
Parks
I said he's gonna be dope, and he's gonna be good for y'all.
Ish
Oh, man.
Flip
No, he. He looks. He looks.
Joe Budden
Yeah, man, he looks.
Parks
All he had to do is get acclimated. Y'all still a piece of what?
Flip
Actually, I agree. I actually think that for Christmas, I might.
Joe Budden
I might go to that Christmas game. The Spurs.
Ice
Oh, yeah.
Ish
How many games you been to? Look at a season ticket, right?
Joe Budden
You're not. I ain't been to one.
Flip
Not a one.
Ish
See that?
Flip
I think that's rich. That's rich.
Parks
That's rich.
Ish
That's rich.
Parks
Phone ain't ring.
Joe Budden
Huh?
Parks
Phone ain't ring.
Joe Budden
What do you mean the phone ain't ring?
Melissa Ford
His phone did not ring.
Flip
Your phone rung when Mark took you.
Joe Budden
Oh.
Parks
And I answered, and I went, yeah, you're welcome.
Ice
You've been selling them shits, huh? You've been selling them shits? No, they just sitting there empty. Yeah, I'll put it in the group chat next time. Yes.
Flip
I didn't know.
Parks
Hell, yeah.
Ice
Hell, yeah.
Flip
Be perturbed.
Parks
All the people I know that got season tickets, they'd be like, yo. Like Charlie. Charlie puts her in the.
Flip
In the thing. And once you get them, it's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Parks
Charlie be like, yo, somebody want to go to Giants game?
Ish
Yes.
Parks
Yeah.
Ice
Yeah.
Parks
Well, I don't want.
Flip
I might go to the Knicks.
Parks
Charlie got the spurs next, too.
Joe Budden
And then run to my family's house after that and see what's going on. Depending on who's doing what, man. I told Pop his Mac and cheese, sometimes you gotta have uncomfortable conversations with your parents. I ain't gonna do it to him. Cause he listened to this. You don't say.
Flip
But at what point do you let.
Joe Budden
A parent or loved one know that their time behind the Mac and cheese or favorite dish has come to an end? You can't he don't give a. He don't even be trying to cook the noodles all the way through no more. He don't.
Ice
Crunchy ass noodles, Pop.
Joe Budden
Don't be giving a On the Mac.
Flip
And cheese no more, man.
Ish
Something wrong with you?
Joe Budden
Yeah. Nah. Come on, Paul. Let me. Let me. All right, I'm gonna come going. Come eat, man.
Flip
I don't have anything else. Do any of you guys have anything that's near and dear to your heart that you want to share on your platform? Do you have any personal stories you want to get out there that I've been suppressing you from sharing? You got smoke?
Ish
Yeah, but I'm going. Save it for Patreon. Ah, I got some smoke. I got some smoke with Joe. Save for Patreon.
Joe Budden
Okay.
Ice
Interesting.
Flip
Joe.
Joe Budden
Okay.
Ish
Yeah.
Flip
Joe Thomas.
Joe Budden
No.
Ish
Joe Button.
Joe Budden
Which one? It's three of them, Junior.
Flip
That's me.
Ice
Number two.
Ish
Number two.
Flip
I was holding you down.
Joe Budden
You gotta cop a plea before you even know the beef.
Flip
I was holding you down.
Parks
You my man, son.
Joe Budden
All right. We can save a Patreon.
Flip
Anybody.
Joe Budden
Y'all cool?
Flip
Cool. We clear?
Parks
We clear?
Ice
Yeah. We good.
Ish
I'm good.
Flip
We clear. It's weak. The weekend. Anybody got any weekend plans? Weekend plans?
Ish
Finish Christmas shopping, bro.
Ice
That's it.
Ish
I got a couple pieces left and I'm done.
Joe Budden
No, I'm. I'm with you Monday. I can't let the weekend. The weekend. See me on the Christmas shop that.
Ish
I'm getting this done.
Joe Budden
Oh, yeah.
Parks
You a star.
Ish
Yeah. You can't. Yeah.
Parks
That annoying.
Joe Budden
Y star. Shut up.
Ish
No, that is annoying for me.
Flip
You got to see me on 5th Ave. All of the good stores got a line outside of them. They holding them white people. People up.
Melissa Ford
They are.
Joe Budden
I walk, right?
Parks
Hey, you come.
Flip
That's just moving. Yo, you got an appointment? Nick is expecting me. Do you have an move? Yo, said it once.
Joe Budden
Move.
Parks
You see what trouble that's got you in, right? You keep being defiant to these white people.
Ice
Oh.
Parks
Yo, okay, Nick.
Flip
Okay, Nick. Yeah.
Parks
All right. They be hot.
Joe Budden
They got me.
Parks
Yeah, that. That's what it is. They be mad as hell.
Joe Budden
Oh, my Lord.
Parks
I live up the block. I'm in billionaires row.
Ish
Okay. Excuse me.
Ice
Oh, scissors finally out.
Joe Budden
Great.
Ice
Yeah, wait till. Let's do it later.
Joe Budden
That's an instant purchase for me on.
Flip
The Friday right there.
Joe Budden
That is. Sorry, But Scissor is 15 new songs. Yeah.
Ish
There we go.
Joe Budden
Oh, yeah. Yep. Scissor. What's the name of this?
Ice
Lana L E N A.
Ish
Where is that?
Ice
I'm Looking at an apple.
Joe Budden
It ain't out for purchase. Oh, they want you to stream away. Run them numbers up. Scissor Lana.
Flip
L A N A. Yeah.
Joe Budden
Yeah. It's not out in itunes yet.
Ish
Let me just try.
Joe Budden
Let's do this. Millions of people listening to me trying.
Flip
To find something right now.
Ish
This should be annoying, bro. It should not be this hard to find music.
Flip
Yeah, I'm gonna wait to be available for purchase.
Joe Budden
I'll check it out during the break.
Flip
It's available on YouTube and I'm going with Mario.
Joe Budden
Man. I ain't gonna let Sean and wanye and them do all that out of here. I was gonna call Sean stockman, but that would seem shady. They both friends of the show.
Flip
They both friends of the show. I am going. And Mario has a new album out. I don't know if y'all covered that while I was gone, but it's a really good album. Really good album. Name of this album is glad you came. The record I'm playing is called keep going.
Sean Stockman
I know you say things me I know what you mean. Face Tommy, don't leave this time you believe me? Got some blood on my ass but I'm still a good man Stay down and you don't see me Face down till you don't see me you know I go deep girl you know we love it I release your stress cause I know you feel the pressure.
Flip
Sickness.
Sean Stockman
In my dreaming with you yeah but we could wake up one morning and it's through yeah just keep on kissing me girl I don't wanna stop this Keep on going I just mind cause you wanna I know you like how I apologize cause now I got you screaming loud back.
Ish
Don'T you want to.
Sean Stockman
Fit in how it felt when we met? Space in me loving you is wrong and I don't want to get it.
Joe Budden
Right.
Sean Stockman
I know you say things keep saying the same things we can do more than talk till we hear the alarm Know how much it hurts but it does feel worth it Lay down girl make it easy Face down till you don't see me you know I go deeper girl you know we like it I release your stress cause I know you feel the pressure sickness in my dream it was you yeah.
Joe Budden
Wow.
Sean Stockman
Don't want to wake up one morning and it's through yeah just keep focusing me girl I don't want to stop this Keep on going I just mind cuz you want to I know you like how I apologize Now I got you screaming like.
Ice
Don'T you want to.
Sean Stockman
Feel it how it felt when we met, we met Loving you is wrong then I don't want to get it.
Joe Budden
Right.
Flip
That'S brand new music from friend of the show. Mario got new album, huh?
Ice
It's a whole album out, right?
Flip
Yeah, yeah, he has a whole album out called glad you came. Really good project. The name of that song is keep going.
Joe Budden
Ah, I'm not saying that part but shout out Demario. Shout out to Mario.
Flip
Also before one of you go, I want to send prayers out to Trey the truth friend of the show, my guy, his daughter is missing. I've been seeing him campaigning, I've been seeing him campaigning and I just been stumped at how somebody as great and.
Joe Budden
Giving and selfless as Trey to troupe could end up going through some like this. So that's crazy. Prayers to trade the truth for sure.
Ish
I'm gonna go to Chicago. This young lady's name is Bjornic. Record is called espresso martini.
Flip
Beautiful, beautiful record in person.
Ish
Yeah, love her song is hard.
Sinead Hartnett
Expressing emotions got me burnt out.
Joe Budden
Talk to.
Sinead Hartnett
That now just look at the messing my feelings just express on my teeny so I can get this up out for me Cuz you done piss me off the little things Tell me what more do you want from me No, I don't want to talk about it cuz you a listen to me anyways I don't want to talk about this just now Ain't just what you wanted from me Controlling my team.
Joe Budden
Me and.
Flip
You going to fight after party don't.
Sinead Hartnett
Worry about it Mouth exploded like you know I got to say when I.
Flip
Had a bad day.
Sinead Hartnett
Tell me what more do you want from espresso I don't want to talk about Listen to me anyways I don't want to talk about this now ain't this what you wanted from me? Controlling my mood you can't even admit your hand now I don't want to talk about it cause you ain't going to listen to me anyways.
Ish
Oh yeah, that record is Espresso Martin. Excuse me. Espresso Martini by Bjornic Shout out to.
Ice
Her I'm gonna play Sean Stockman. I'm gonna start early on the Christmas this is have yourself a merry little.
Sean Stockman
Christmas have yourself a merry little Christmas.
Ice
Show all these props in that place.
Sean Stockman
Is let your heart be light Next year all the troubles will be out of sight have yourself up Merry little Christmas make the old Next year all our troubles will be my Here once again as in olden days Happy golden days of your faithful friends who are dear to us will be near to.
Sinead Hartnett
Us.
Sean Stockman
Once more Someday someday we'll all we'll meet again if the fates allow until then we'll have tomorrow so yourself A merry little Christmas now.
Flip
Baby yeah.
Sean Stockman
Give it to me now.
Joe Budden
Got to go to hoodie store with this.
Sean Stockman
Once more Someday soon we all will.
Flip
Be together.
Sean Stockman
If the f alive.
Flip
Until.
Sean Stockman
Then we'll have to model through Somehow, somehow, somehow and have yourself a merry little Christmas now.
Ice
Charlotte Stockman. Merry little Christmas As I hope all of you do.
Joe Budden
Sean, that was fucked up. What you and your little crew did to Mario. That was crazy. Mario had that shit in a bag.
Parks
Too, and he was killing.
Flip
I would have did that performance and walked away thinking that I had this sealed up already. Here come wan yaying them.
Ish
Imagine you in the back and you hear that you just smoke the shit. You in the back like, oh, wait. Oh, what the fuck?
Joe Budden
Yeah. No, that was a setup.
Ish
Had to run back out there like Martin. That was definitely all this up.
Parks
I'm going some old senate Hartnett if you let me. Featuring grades. I might have played this when I first came.
Joe Budden
No, it's fine. But this is a class. This is one of our sleeper classes. I feel like this.
Ish
This.
Joe Budden
This podcast, everybody. But Mel played this. But this one, this was the one that set it off for her. Amongst black podcast. No, she's a friend of the show. Shout out to Shanae.
Sinead Hartnett
She's fun.
Joe Budden
Sound a little low on Android, but.
Flip
That'S how you feel. Don't matter.
Ish
You sent it to him.
Joe Budden
It came from Android.
Parks
It's on that hoodie playlist.
Flip
Yeah, it's on all the flavors.
Sinead Hartnett
I'll give you things you didn't even know you on it. Don't tell me that it's not enough My time is up. You're over us, cuz. I think I might do anything for you if you just let me.
Ice
We got some Mel V too.
Sinead Hartnett
If you just let me.
Joe Budden
She singing Little vision. You got to catch her out live.
Ish
Yeah, I know it. I know this hook.
Joe Budden
We know you know it, girl I don't know the video.
Flip
She don't know that at all about it.
Joe Budden
And the smell of your that's crazy.
Sinead Hartnett
How could I forget your words how they cut me to shreds but to tell you the truth every piece is for you I don't want you something just done and real and I don't want to feel your wings break through because with that lost in the bree I got to be strong now I got to show you how I love you like I'm never Out of love somebody I give you things you didn't even know you you want it don't tell me that it's not enough. My time is up. You're over us cuz I think I might do anything for you if you just let me yeah, if you just let me Let me. If you just let me just Like I never ever love somebody I'll give you things you didn't even know you want. Don't tell me that it's not enough. My time is up. You're over us cuz I think I might do anything for you if you just let me.
Ice
This is Sinead Hartnet.
Sinead Hartnett
If you just let me know why.
Joe Budden
She put in there at least to get the hoodies with you. I at least take a ride.
Ice
Mel, do you have a sleeper today?
Melissa Ford
I sent it to you. You got it?
Ice
Yeah.
Melissa Ford
Oh, okay.
Ice
I was just introing you a little bit, doggy.
Melissa Ford
This song is called Brown Eyes by Silky and Bella.
Sinead Hartnett
I know some things we can do I'm not saying much cause it's all over my my face I don't usually speak my mind but right now I don't care about the consequences on sight oh God. Can't you give me everything? No, I'll take it. Something about the way you look at me I can explain Usually careful But it looks like I'm falling in love Trust anybody touching my body for you not anybody like how you talk about it the sound of your voice Enough just to get me started. I know what you like and we going to do it. Good morning. Nothing else feels like falling and I'm.
Flip
Sure.
Sinead Hartnett
Never had a love like this before Send me an angel again I'mma give you everything for you ain't got to choose I swear I'm done for you.
Joe Budden
Oh, that's just beautiful.
Ice
I love some little backwards. Yeah, backwards guitar.
Sinead Hartnett
Falling in love you get falling in love.
Ice
That is Brown Eyes by Silky and Bella. That was fire.
Joe Budden
That was nice.
Ice
That was fine.
Joe Budden
That was nice, man. Shout out to whoever put you on. You got to. Brown Eyes by Silky and Bella before Little Vicious. Her palette is. You know you're the girl.
Melissa Ford
Stop the hate campaign.
Joe Budden
No, you the girl. You the girl. They can't with you. You talking about big now. I'm on your side always. Backside, always.
Flip
And Skims Hollow.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ice
Yeah. Oh, I thought you went for ice.
Flip
Oh, shit.
Parks
Ice Toast got me a holla.
Joe Budden
Yeah, don't say nothing.
Flip
If y'all catch me in the skim store seeing what they got, I ain't.
Joe Budden
Gonna be on Some shot. Shot SGA shit. But I gotta see if that what.
Flip
The skims windbreakers are hitting it for. Some of these women companies thrive on the backs of men.
Joe Budden
No, for real.
Flip
I cursed the Ugg store out the other day in the mall. They're like, oh, you're not getting anything. No, y'all don't make for men anymore. Y'all don't make.
Ish
It's a real small.
Flip
You get a half a little corner over there with some derelict TJ Maxx. Uggs. The whole store now is the flyest for women you ever seen. They put a boot in the window that looked like a dude. Columbia Hardship. I went in there like, it's for girls.
Ish
It's a woman's boot. I said, all right, American dream guy.
Flip
I'm done with y'all.
Ice
Yeah, but why not just break social norms and wear the girl boot?
Joe Budden
No, no, that's okay.
Ice
I won't.
Ish
I'm gonna wear men's clothing.
Parks
Hey, man, you want to buy girl sneakers?
Ish
No, my feet. Not that side. That. You can do that.
Parks
That's not true. It's all right.
Melissa Ford
Well, if it's unisex, Uggs are. Aren't Uggs basically, like unisex?
Ish
I'm buying men's.
Joe Budden
I want the men's Uggs.
Ish
Yeah.
Flip
Not women in my size.
Joe Budden
Yeah. I want the m. Yeah, I got it.
Melissa Ford
All right.
Joe Budden
I'm cool on that. It's fine. Lululemon, Another one. They used to have the half the store.
Parks
Men, they still got fly shit.
Flip
Yeah, the men's section is stifled. Shrunk a bit. That Ugg shit is bad, bro.
Joe Budden
Uggs did dudes dirty. It's all right.
Ish
Remember they used to have all the slippers a whole bunch up.
Flip
Now there was nothing in here for.
Joe Budden
A girl but a little robe and some socks. I know my. More Sean's talking.
Flip
That was up. And send me this version that y'all did.
Joe Budden
I need the boys to men version of this.
Flip
Listen, man, hopefully y'all have enjoyed this broadcast as much as we enjoy delivering it to you. Keep us in your prayers. Lord knows we need to be there. When you love someone, you love someone.
Joe Budden
Go ahead and keep them in your prayers. Now you love someone.
Flip
Till next time, we bid you a new farewell. Adios. Arriba. Diri. Hasta la vista. Arvois. So long, Goodbye. Or a simple head nod will suffice. Remember, life is a series of moments. Take it to the bridge. Everything stops on the bridge. Nah, there ain't a car out there. 35 and up 35 and up.
Ice
Here we go.
Flip
Background waiting for. That's the white classic rip.
Ice
Yeah.
Flip
All right, man, listen. Life is a series of moments, and moments pass.
Joe Budden
So let's make this one last as if it's all each one of us has, man. All praise.
Flip
All praise due to high power, man. Again, nobody's doing nothing this week in this fly. No, no, no, no, no. Nothing, nothing, nothing.
Joe Budden
Christmas shopping. Christmas shopping. All right. I might get back out there in the morning or something like that.
Flip
And that's it, man. Y'all hold it down out there. We will be back, same time, same place, next week. Subscribe on YouTube, subscribe on Patreon. Subscribe anywhere.
Ice
Maybe this weekend we can make up for that, huh? We might. To make up for Wednesday night. We'll talk about it. I'm pretty sure.
Flip
Oh, yeah.
Joe Budden
No, for sure.
Ice
We need a rebound.
Flip
We need a.
Joe Budden
We need a. We need a redo.
Flip
Yeah, yeah, yeah, man. Me, Parks and Amani.
Joe Budden
Go to the strip club.
Ice
No, no, no. Don't wait.
Joe Budden
Wait for Patreon.
Ice
Somebody will come join us.
Flip
Yo, sign up right now, man. $50 teeing up.
Joe Budden
$50. That exclusive.
Melissa Ford
Would you be without the JBP?
Parks
Pee like crazy.
Summary of "The Hoodie Store" – Episode 786 | The Joe Budden Podcast
Release Date: December 21, 2024
In Episode 786 of The Joe Budden Podcast, titled "The Hoodie Store," Joe Budden and his eclectic group of friends—Parks, Ish, Flip, Melissa Ford, and Ice—delve into a myriad of topics ranging from holiday preparations and AI interactions to insights into the music industry, socio-political discussions, sports banter, and pop culture commentary. This detailed summary captures the essence of their lively and often humorous conversations.
The episode kicks off with the hosts sharing their experiences and challenges related to Christmas preparations. Ish recounts purchasing a Christmas tree and overseeing the decoration process with his children:
Ish (02:28): "I just bought my tree last night... I let the kids put their ornaments on it, and as soon as they went to sleep, we finished decorating."
Parks echoes similar sentiments, emphasizing the swift transformation of their Christmas trees:
Parks (03:02): "We did this. Everybody had their own color balls, and one just went right here. I'm like, bro, you spread them out."
The group laughs over the rapid decoration process, highlighting the hustle and bustle that accompanies holiday preparations.
A significant portion of the discussion revolves around interactions with AI-driven entities and the challenges they present in personal relationships. Joe Budden shares an amusing anecdote about engaging with an AI-generated girl online:
Joe Budden (06:15): "I hit the little link tree on the AI girl... gave her a little freaky white girl 300."
Melissa Ford clarifies the nature of the AI interactions, shedding light on the prevalence of AI in modern online engagements:
Melissa Ford (07:12): "I didn't lie, but you're snitching. Girls keep a lot of things to themselves about AI interactions."
The conversation underscores the complexities and humorous mishaps that arise when navigating relationships influenced by artificial intelligence.
The hosts transition into discussing the evolving landscape of the music industry, particularly focusing on the impact of digital platforms and the challenges faced by independent artists. Ish reflects on the changes brought about by streaming services and financial constraints:
Ish (28:35): "Now you have to spend your own money to get yourself a certain way, and not everyone can afford that."
Joe Budden criticizes the industry's shift towards commodifying music, lamenting the loss of authenticity:
Joe Budden (25:02): "Sometimes the sheer competitiveness of MCs can lead to that or much worse. It was death back in the day, and it's still today."
The discussion highlights the tension between artistic integrity and commercial pressures within the music business.
A contentious topic arises as the group debates the ethics and consequences of taking justice into one's own hands. The conversation centers around a hypothetical scenario involving the assassination of a CEO, sparking debates on morality and societal impact:
Flip (66:28): "You don't get to not be dangerous because a lot of people agree with what you did."
Melissa Ford introduces real-world parallels by referencing the Sackler family's role in the opioid crisis:
Melissa Ford (63:28): "They are responsible for the opioid crisis in this country. They are responsible for the death of 300,000 people. Not a single one saw the inside of a jail cell."
The dialogue delves into the complexities of seeking retribution and the broader implications for community and justice.
The hosts engage in spirited discussions about various sports, showcasing their passion and knowledge. Fantasy football is a recurring subject, with Joe Budden expressing pride in his league performance:
Joe Budden (08:21): "How I win money in my fantasy football league but not for being faithful."
The conversation shifts to specific players and team performances, including debates about the Miami Heat, New York Jets, and NBA stars. Parks and Flip provide humorous takes on team strategies and player decisions, adding a layer of entertainment to the sports analysis.
Movie enthusiasts among the hosts share their thoughts on recent releases and classic films. Flip discusses the Rebel Ridge trailer, critiquing the portrayal of the protagonist:
Flip (53:13): "He was going to bail his cousin out, but instead, he ends up not doing that part. That's where Jason Statham got you beat a little bit."
The group also touches upon Interstellar's 10-year anniversary re-release, with Ish praising its depth:
Ish (158:37): "The fan theory is that he dies in the first scene... the entire movie is him transitioning over."
Their insights offer listeners a blend of analysis and personal reflections on cinematic works.
Throughout the episode, the hosts engage in various off-the-cuff exchanges, sharing personal anecdotes and playful ribbing. Topics range from fashion choices and store closures to relationship dynamics and everyday challenges. For instance, the sudden closure of Party City prompts a discussion on the socio-economic impacts:
Parks (92:20): "He had his winter home, like he's skiing in the Alps somewhere."
Melissa Ford questions the wisdom of the CEO's decision to announce closures during the holiday season:
Melissa Ford (92:36): "A week before Christmas? Do you think that was a wise decision?"
These light-hearted segments provide a candid glimpse into the hosts' lives and camaraderie.
Joe Budden (00:32): "Men are just stupid."
Flip (02:06): "Who the hell said that?"
Melissa Ford (04:35): "Is this toxic masculinity, like, right now?"
Joe Budden (25:30): "I'm laughing because I've seen an interview somewhere with three stacks..."
Flip (53:37): "That's what I'm saying, if you lose your girl and now she done make me think he's an entrepreneurial inspiration."
Ish (28:35): "Now you have to spend your own money to get yourself a certain way, and not everyone can afford that."
Episode 786 of The Joe Budden Podcast offers a rich tapestry of conversations that reflect the hosts' diverse interests and perspectives. From the chaos of holiday preparations to deep dives into the music industry's challenges, the episode balances humor with substantive discussions. The debates on vigilantism and socio-political issues reveal the group's engagement with broader societal concerns, while their sports and pop culture banter provide entertainment and relatability.
Listeners can appreciate the authentic interactions and the seamless flow between light-hearted jokes and meaningful dialogues, making this episode both enjoyable and thought-provoking for those who tune in.
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