
In the latest episode from the JBP, the crew starts with new music highlighting Weeknd’s album ‘Hurry Up Tomorrow’ (29:47) as well as EST Gee’s ‘I Ain’t Feeling You’ (44:30), and a new single from Tommy Richman (55:30). Joe and Melyssa...
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Joe Budden
The thoughts, views, and opinions expressed by this podcast whose bullets its hosts offer entertainment purposes only. I repeat, it is not serious. It is not real. No one is exposing, revealing, indicting, or telling you anything about themselves. Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals who do not have your best interests at heart or our own. Enjoy the show. Mike. Mike. Mike. Damn, I sound good.
Malcolm
Hey, man.
Joe Budden
Hello. Yeah. Yep, yep. Hey. There we go. That sound nice.
Ish
You turned these up.
Joe Budden
No, you did something over there.
Ish
Some sound louder.
Joe Budden
I sound good.
Ish
Mine just sound louder.
Joe Budden
Forgot what my flirt voice sound like. Stupid ass relationship. Forgot when I get my flirt. I mean, my flirt voice. Hey, voice note time. Voice note him down.
Parks
That's what a lot of, like, girls that I know comment on is your voice really? His voice is so sexy.
Joe Budden
And I'm like, oh, that's what you do.
Parks
You do have a nice voice. But it's like, I don't. I. It's like, thank you. You know, like my brother. So it's like, I don't want to hear, like, girlfriends, like, drooling over you.
Joe Budden
So thanks, Melissa.
Parks
Yeah, you do have it. You do have a nice voice. You do have a nice voice.
Malcolm
A lot of hate.
Joe Budden
Don't hate. Don't hate to your friends. Like, if your friends is giving it up, you can hate on me.
Parks
I do say I'm like, your friends.
Joe Budden
Is giving it up. You gotta give up a little bit with him. You gotta give up a little bit. I see what you mean.
Parks
I do concede. I'm like, he does have a very, very nice voice. He does. Yeah.
Joe Budden
Antwan, you good, My brother, you Good.
Ish
Straight at 6:00, brother. We good.
Joe Budden
You know my voice is good. That's why you used to let me do the talking.
Ish
Is that what it was?
Joe Budden
Why you think I used to do the talking? Go over there and woo them with the voice real quick. I'll come in with the eyes, nice.
Ish
Little tandem, and then you hit them with the thumb.
Joe Budden
Voice. Eyes, thumb.
Ish
That's the triangle. We got him.
Malcolm
Triangle offense.
Joe Budden
What's up, man?
Malcolm
Good.
Ish
What's good? How y'all doing?
Joe Budden
Great. Happy to be here. Happy to see each and every one of you for sure. My God.
Parks
How you feeling?
Malcolm
Yeah. Welcome back. Ish.
Joe Budden
I'm good.
Malcolm
You sounded crazy coming in today, but sound a little better now, too.
Joe Budden
Little steroid shot in the ass. That'll get that voice back, right? In a matter of minutes. That's the only thing to do it. Who's.
Ish
Who's giving the Steroids.
Joe Budden
Corey, you can do what you doing. How you feeling, man?
Ish
I'm good.
Joe Budden
I heard something about you ten minutes ago that I don't believe is true.
Ish
It ain't true.
Malcolm
Then let's hear it.
Ish
It's not true.
Joe Budden
Somebody on this couch told me. Somebody on this couch told me.
Parks
Why are. Why, why. Why are you starting so early?
Joe Budden
Cause I don't believe it.
Parks
It was something that I heard, too.
Joe Budden
Okay. That's how you do it. Get it off. Hey, get it off, you. Fuck you. Get it off.
Malcolm
You guys be gossiping about my guy.
Joe Budden
What the fuck is going on over here? Somebody said that you believe the reason you're balding the way that you are now is because of the headphones.
Ish
Who said that? Somebody.
Joe Budden
Somebody on this couch told me. I don't know who told them, okay? Now, I said to her, I mean.
Malcolm
This is why wear the wireless ones.
Joe Budden
I said to this person. Her. He didn't say that. You lying on my man. And what did that person say?
Parks
I heard it, but unlike you, I'm not going to spill my sources.
Joe Budden
Ericson. Tor Flip. Oh, this timing him out.
Malcolm
Get the Burger King.
Joe Budden
Yeah, let's get a pod. Started with ratting with some snitch.
Ish
That's why you think.
Joe Budden
How has your. How is. How has your week off, Ben?
Malcolm
Yeah, What'd you do?
Joe Budden
Which is really two weeks in pod time Work.
Ish
I ain't do sh.
Joe Budden
Wait, what?
Ish
Hold up.
Joe Budden
What the hell? He worked.
Ish
What am I supposed to do?
Joe Budden
Jesus. Work.
Ish
That's all you do. What. What else you do? But you took off work to work. I couldn't talk.
Malcolm
Oh, he could build, though.
Ish
He could build.
Joe Budden
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You could have came in, made some faces. You could have came in. Just been moral support.
Malcolm
Now, doing a mind pod is crazy.
Joe Budden
Yeah, he could have done his little sign language thing, getting his bag. Nah, that would say, keep that away. Well, I'm glad you're feeling better. Was it the vid?
Ish
Nah, I took the shit. I said no. There's so much going around, my nigga. They all cousins?
Joe Budden
Yeah, yeah, all residents.
Malcolm
All I saw was Covid flu, cold.
Ish
Bronchitis, some Noro, whatever. Noro something. All that is cousins.
Joe Budden
Yeah, but you were sick for, like, a while. Like, you did Tupac sick and then took two parts off sick.
Ish
Well, you know, he. He ain't get that. That. Imani.
Joe Budden
Yo, my wills.
Ish
Imani, he said you got him sick. Buy your own hookah, yo. We had that. Let me tell you.
Joe Budden
Where's that covering it?
Ish
No, where's that. That when you left, we had nat. Shit. Hook it up. Y'all ain't had your own tips.
Joe Budden
Hey, I told my girl, yo, Ice.
Ish
What's wrong with Ice? Yeah, we had our own tips, nigga. Two days later, day and a half later, it was a wrap.
Joe Budden
Y'all split the hookah?
Ish
Yeah, I don't really like letting no dudes pull on my hookah. Pause.
Joe Budden
Nah, I'm talking about split the bill on the hookah. Like, no went halfsies. No, nigga, I will jump you, nigga. What's wrong if y'all went halfsies on the hookah?
Ish
Hookah?
Joe Budden
You owe me 30, dog.
Ish
And I got a refill.
Joe Budden
Send it. I'm kind of glad I don't smoke hooker no more, though.
Malcolm
Same. That's one of the reasons why I stopped communal smoking things. Disgusting.
Ish
But you. You smoke weed behind.
Joe Budden
No, I won't really.
Malcolm
Not really. If it's like a very close friend that.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Malcolm
I mean, cool. Family member, wife, something like that.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Malcolm
But otherwise, no. No.
Joe Budden
Really? Yeah. No. Yeah, that's what's happening now.
Malcolm
People was just like, there's enough weed out there. It's not like the 90s when it was like.
Ish
I always thought that was the most disgusting in the world. You sit there and watch a roll up, be licking it, putting the blunt in their mouth, but getting it all wet, you. And it dries off.
Joe Budden
Well, that's what Imani do to the hookah tip. Suck on it a little bit.
Malcolm
Wait till he gets here, then.
Joe Budden
Yeah. No, that's my man. That's my man. I'll take it back. The hookah host be mad racist. Some of them. He don't like to hear that. No. He say no. You say no. No, I'm good on hookah. Yeah. I don't want the hookah. Take your 45 begging ass over there.
Malcolm
Hey, it's funny because they do it on, like, a different tab. At least up here. Most spots like, you pay the hookah guys separate.
Ish
Separate.
Malcolm
So that's why they'd be tight. Like, this is their whole.
Joe Budden
And that's when that. That was another reason I stopped smoking, that I probably stopped before then. But, yeah, you take. You take the hookah. All right, all right, OG. I got you. He's staying there.
Malcolm
Yeah. Cash only.
Ish
No, you. That's the one. No, you pay now.
Joe Budden
No, I'm Joe Budden. No, no, no, I'm Joe Buden.
Ish
No. Pump it, though. Pay it, though.
Joe Budden
Ask something. Ask around.
Ish
Pay it, though.
Joe Budden
What the fuck are you talking about? All right. One call to Big T. Oh, got one. Somebody right here in Journal Square, yo.
Malcolm
You're horrible.
Ish
I know.
Joe Budden
Spanish Papa Ar, you call my man Ice on here, See what's going on. They clearing the streets.
Ish
That ain't funny.
Joe Budden
It's not horrible, bro. It's not funny at all.
Ish
The photo of the century, though, is they taking the dude away. I don't know if it's AI or it's fake, but they taking the dude away. And on the back of his shirt it say, latinos for Trump. Oh, my gracious. That's the best shit in the world.
Parks
I did not know if that was AI, but that's the best shit in.
Ish
The world, even if it is or it ain't.
Parks
I was this close to reposting.
Ish
I know you was this close. I had a 40 minute caption. Y'all roll past Home Depot. Empty.
Malcolm
Damn. I've been there in a couple weeks.
Ish
Listen, the Home Depot's in my hood. It'd be 70 outside.
Joe Budden
I ain't been here in a couple weeks. Yeah, they cleared out Home Depot.
Ish
Empty.
Joe Budden
What about Lowe's?
Ish
Damn, I ain't really seeing them in front of those like that.
Joe Budden
Yeah, we so racing. They don't.
Ish
They don't.
Parks
Why do they do. Why are they at Home Depot and not Lowe's?
Ish
Lowe's don't get the same traffic that Home Depot location, especially here. Okay, like, they don't. They don't get the same.
Parks
I didn't know if there was, like, a preference.
Ish
And then low. Home Depot right in a little bit bougie.
Parks
Got it. Got it.
Ish
In New Jersey, the lows are in, like, more bougie area.
Parks
Got it.
Joe Budden
So is your company good?
Ish
Straight, straight, like 6:00.
Joe Budden
Gotta make sure now, make sure.
Parks
Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome.
Joe Budden
Big flip in the building. Peace, peace, peace. Straight from a spacer. Sit down.
Ish
That's cool, that's cool, that's cool.
Malcolm
I didn't need that.
Melissa Ford
No, no. My daughter got suspended, yo.
Parks
Oh, what'd she do?
Melissa Ford
For lateness, I'll be coming late. I didn't know they do that in Jersey.
Ish
Suspend you.
Melissa Ford
They suspended for two days for excessive lateness. Even though she's done the honor roll.
Ish
So I ain't never heard that one. She gonna make you miss two days because you was coming late to school?
Melissa Ford
Yeah, 24 to. They said 24 year to date.
Joe Budden
It's not a bad little rule. What?
Ish
That's a dumbass rule.
Melissa Ford
It's mad dumb. I was in there yelling they on or something.
Joe Budden
They might have changed the game. Hold on. Nah, that's stupid. Nah, that's. That's dumb as hell. That's crazy. They did real quick.
Melissa Ford
I did hear y'all talking. The streets is clear. Liberty Avenue in Queens.
Joe Budden
It's not funny, yo.
Ish
No, we can't laugh.
Joe Budden
Why we keep laughing and saying it? Because it's not funny.
Melissa Ford
It's not.
Malcolm
It's horrible.
Joe Budden
The manner in which they going to get some of these niggas. I'm not mature enough to not laugh at that part. And I voted for Kamala, so I feel like I should be able to laugh for four years. If I voted for Kamala, I gotta get my shit off for y'all niggas that did this on the news this morning, they was going in a house to look for somebody that wasn't there. Made the family get out, line up outside, realized homie wasn't there, and just took dad. Yo. Hey, we're not gonna waste this shit. Miguel, turn it around. Yeah. Ain't wasting the street. So I know my papers is in the process. They don't want to hear none of that in the process.
Ish
Process. Look, even the lady, the Congress lady from. I think she from Florida. Cuban lady. You know, the Cubans voted for Trump. Like, that's their cousin. She like, no, see, the people that already have their applications in, we gotta put something in to stop. No, nigga, get the fuck outta here. That's your man. Then she tried to blame Biden. Nah, that's your people's. Fuck outta here, dodo.
Melissa Ford
American has become so used to strip clubs. America had become so used to people. Or the migrants or immigrants, however we describe them, but just people doing work.
Malcolm
Those are two different things. But Carry on.
Melissa Ford
Same shit.
Malcolm
No.
Melissa Ford
Which one? Migraines. Explain.
Malcolm
Immigrants are, I think, theoretically, people that come here legally.
Joe Budden
Legally.
Ish
Okay.
Melissa Ford
That's what I mean.
Malcolm
Exiles from other countries.
Melissa Ford
Anyway, thank you very much.
Malcolm
I think.
Joe Budden
Which one. Which ones are you doing the attack on? You got. You got to attack on the migrants?
Melissa Ford
No, I did for four months.
Joe Budden
It's been much.
Melissa Ford
Wait, hold on.
Joe Budden
Listen.
Melissa Ford
I did, but they checked me when I got ready. Yo, they got you.
Ish
He was mad about them on the bikes.
Melissa Ford
The little school tight. We became so accustomed to people doing work for us. Now who's gonna do the jobs?
Joe Budden
That's racist.
Melissa Ford
No, it's not. That's not racist'cause a lot of Americans are lazy. It's not racist, okay?
Joe Budden
I'm not mature enough to have this.
Ish
He got a point. He got a point.
Melissa Ford
Thank you, man.
Ish
A lot of Americans not doing the job for the money that they would do it for.
Melissa Ford
Exactly.
Parks
And what are the jobs?
Melissa Ford
What does this do to the economy?
Joe Budden
Look.
Melissa Ford
Yeah, he gonna breathe. What does this do to the economy? They take. Hey, yo, Joe.
Joe Budden
This is one of those times where I will not step on whatever talk that y'all are willing to have. Joseph Anthony Button Jr. Has plead the. What y'all say about the American.
Melissa Ford
Every time I get to the cliff, you just let me shut down like I did in Utah. He never pulled the rope.
Joe Budden
It's the weekend I got you.
Ish
The lady was like, who going to pick our strawberries?
Melissa Ford
Yeah.
Ish
I was like.
Melissa Ford
Can you say that on Billy Bob? Billy Bob gonna take strawberries and eat them off.
Joe Budden
The.
Melissa Ford
He ain't even gonna wash them shits off. We need people that's dedicated to the job. A lot of us is lazy.
Ish
A construction site, nigga, you think it's.
Melissa Ford
Gonna go out there and fucking mow lawn, nigga? No.
Ish
Yes, nigga.
Melissa Ford
Yo, not the way you did it. I saw your shit. I saw some of your properties.
Ish
Yo, the construction site. It was the. Said he got 43 employees. Nine showed up to work.
Melissa Ford
Facts.
Ish
So that's gonna stop the building going up My. Like, it's gonna have negative effects.
Parks
The restaurant industry, all of that.
Melissa Ford
It's bad right now.
Joe Budden
Yeah, it's bad.
Melissa Ford
You're right, man.
Ish
I would.
Joe Budden
I would like to go trip up America's power grid. What?
Parks
Wait, what do you mean? Like, throw the lights on, switch off, it's gone.
Ish
Like we did before.
Melissa Ford
Let's go get nasty.
Joe Budden
No, like, no water, no nothing. Just.
Ish
You are anarchy.
Joe Budden
Just alive, bitch. I was watching somebody on Joe Rogan. They were talking about what's gonna happen if the power grid.
Ish
I don't got enough bullets.
Joe Budden
The power grid's gonna turn off and what will it look like? It will be the apocalypse. The modern day anarchy. And I was like, this is interesting.
Ish
It's coming.
Parks
We've seen kind of examples of that shit. Like, very weird. Very, very examples.
Melissa Ford
And look how we act.
Parks
Like when we had that big blackout in 2003. When Hurricane San. When the supers. I know it's not the same. It's just. It's literally. It's a tiny little snapshot as to how people.
Ish
We never got to the desperation part, though.
Melissa Ford
We still have water.
Ish
We got desperation for then.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ish
When that desperation kicked in and is kicking indoors and. And all right, you got some food over there. We coming to get it. When unemployment hits 30 and 40%, then your cool ass Neighbor next door gonna be the nigga sneaking in your house when you and your wife leave. That's what they talking about. They gonna sneak.
Melissa Ford
They gonna walk right in.
Ish
Nigga, midday, they kicking in the door, they getting shot. But anyway.
Joe Budden
And I've seen something else that talked about just how many valuables Leo DiCaprio lost in the fire. That wouldn't be a bad trip going to.
Ish
They had the dudes that was looting.
Joe Budden
See if he left some shit.
Parks
Wait, so his house got looted or it was burned to the ground.
Joe Budden
Burned to the ground. But the valuables that were burnt to the ground in his house.
Ish
Going in.
Joe Budden
There looting millions in art.
Melissa Ford
It was.
Joe Budden
What else did they say it was? He had a lot of stuff.
Ish
Yeah, I had a whole lot of stuff when the house burned down. Whole lot of millions.
Joe Budden
You didn't. No, no. And that's just based off your baby picture. I'm telling you, everything now is based off your baby picture. When your head was mad 35 years old and you was holding Arsenal around the hips. Everything he say now, that pops up in my head.
Ish
Take your headphones off.
Joe Budden
That head was that size, Paul.
Ish
No, that ear. He must have got his ears pimped back like a pit bull. Yeah, that ears looks like this at first.
Melissa Ford
No, his head grew into his ear to the side, whatever that is.
Ish
Yeah, but your used to be like. I mean. Or the 90s.
Joe Budden
We got.
Melissa Ford
We got to do something, man.
Joe Budden
What we gotta.
Melissa Ford
You know, I'm worried about you. I'm worried about your workers and shit, man.
Ish
For what?
Melissa Ford
Cause you got a lot of joints.
Ish
We good around here, fam.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Melissa Ford
You keep talking about white people, bigging them up because you, you know, you procreated with one. But that doesn't mean anything, bro.
Joe Budden
The house is going up slow and slow over there.
Ish
I'm lost.
Melissa Ford
I'm telling you that the workers that you usually deal with, Jamaicans and whomever they are out, they're not outside no more. So now we gotta go elsewhere.
Joe Budden
Let's go to Europe.
Melissa Ford
Let's put out a Craigslist ad. Nigga, let's get him down here, bro.
Ish
My workers are fine.
Melissa Ford
Okay? All right.
Ish
No, my projects have not stopped. Oh, I'm good.
Malcolm
Talk heavy.
Melissa Ford
Any of that.
Ish
I'm fine.
Malcolm
Talk my heavy.
Joe Budden
Big Heavy.
Melissa Ford
My cousin got a construction company that n said, nobody cares. He called me yesterday.
Ish
He said, yo, nobody, I'm telling you.
Melissa Ford
And I tried to play a trick, and you know how my car's all black. I tried to pull up where two guys were standing Them ran. So I said. I said, jr, I didn't want to put the video up because I don't do that no more. But leave them people alone, man. I want to stressed out enough. I'll show y'all. I pulled the method. Open the door. Them niggas was gone. That's wrong.
Joe Budden
Yes, yes.
Melissa Ford
I just wanted to see if the effect was real.
Ish
What, you thought they was gonna talk to you?
Melissa Ford
I would have been talking. Had no plates neither. I said, j, I'll take the talk.
Ish
Yo, this nigga.
Melissa Ford
They run fast, too.
Joe Budden
Yosh. Okay. Thank you very. Thank you. A big fox. They run fast. Wheels, relax. Wheels.
Ish
What'S wrong with you?
Malcolm
This song was unironically planned. Because this is not good times, right?
Joe Budden
It's not. Mic check, 1, 2, 1, 2. Mic check, 1, 2', 1, 2. Shout to wherever you might be listening from Shout to the first and last time listening Shout to the hate listeners. Let's go 40 and up. 40 and up. 50 and up right now.
Ish
It's that skate music.
Joe Budden
I should probably get busy to this year.
Melissa Ford
He get crazy.
Ish
Let's get together.
Joe Budden
How about a quarter to 10? Big jersey, big Jersey. Shout out to the whole New York City, Connecticut, Boston.
Melissa Ford
Yo, you went back with your skates. You used to go backwards.
Joe Budden
Use that drop down shit like this. Be more. What up, Delaware, what's good old dmv? Hey, always for the ladies. Always for the ladies. Got a great show lined up for y'all today, man. So happy to be here, so blessed to be here. All praise due to God. Shout out to the truck drivers out there. The teachers, the postal workers, all the longshoremen out there. All the 9 to 5ers, entrepreneurs, Uber drivers, taxi drivers Everybody working retail was popping, hopping on hey, everybody in corporate bag Shout out to the dope boys and the dope girls all the gang members listening Salute, salute, salute, salute. All the scammers what up, what up, what up Everybody in the building hey. All the sub groups out there hey, what up, me? Do you want me in the way? I really need you do you need me? Shout out to all the bad out there Manium uglies too what's up, what up, what up, what up all my independent ladies make some noise.
Melissa Ford
I ain't going to lie. You'll kill us S. Yo, you, you kill us S, bro. You got. You got a D. Live show. You got to DJ first.
Joe Budden
We got to get to the live show. But yeah, I'll do it. I used to do it, now you kill it. Nice gloomy day in New York City.
Ish
He.
Joe Budden
Everybody out there stuck in traffic right now.
Ish
What up, what up, what up, what up?
Joe Budden
Shout out to the niggas out there that the friend group.
Ish
Hey.
Joe Budden
Shout out to the friend groups that the nigga. Hey. Oh, yeah. Hey.
Ish
Big mouth, Big mouth. Big mouth.
Joe Budden
Big ma. Big. My man Will's up in the building. Shout out to. Yeah. Shout out the wheels. Shout out the wh.
Melissa Ford
We see you out there. Willing, willing, willing. Look at.
Joe Budden
See how you're doing it. Wheels.
Melissa Ford
Afro. Wills with Afro.
Joe Budden
Wills with Afro. All right, we getting to it, man. Shout out to everybody outside right now. Just in case it's a midnight drop. Shout out to the lit out there. Hey, buddy. At the bar right now. What up? What up, up.
Parks
Whoa.
Joe Budden
What are you laughing at?
Parks
M. Wheels. I was watching that clip like last week and dying. That was so funny.
Joe Budden
That's big Wheels right there. Microphone check. Mic, mic, mic, mic. My mic sounds nice. Check one. Can we kick it?
Malcolm
Yes.
Joe Budden
We're just here to kick it. We don't want no problems. Flip and mel. Mel, Mel. 790. What? Six creeping up, creeping up. Welcome to episode 796 of the Best podcast in the entire world.
Malcolm
That's right.
Joe Budden
I'm the best host in this entire universe. Jump off, Joe Beasy, fully dressed, happy to be here. To my right, you know the vibes. Legend. Legend in the game. Big M4. Melissa Ford in the building next to her. Queens. Flip Queens, get the money. Queens. What's good?
Melissa Ford
What's poppin?
Joe Budden
What's up? Thanks to him, Big wheels. King Wawa. Big wheels, Big issues in the building. What up, what up, what up, what up, what up?
Melissa Ford
Welcome back.
Ish
Hey, sir.
Joe Budden
Oh, thanks, buddy.
Melissa Ford
Freezes.
Joe Budden
I ain't got time for this today. Big freeze. Elizabeth Finest is in the building. Elmira's Finest Part Parks is in the building. Poe is in the building. Corey's in the building. Keeb and Ian are here. Erickson is here. Tanner and Savon are here by remote. Last but certainly not least, each and every one of you guys is here with us. What up, what up, what up? How's everybody feeling?
Malcolm
Who powers this episode?
Parks
Oh, yeah.
Joe Budden
Yeah. Brought to you by Feud by Powered by Prize Picks. Prize picks, gang. Important to get that out. While a lot of podcasts are struggling to find funding, very important to just get that off. While some other podcasters may be cutting budgets.
Malcolm
Oh, is that Shade struggling?
Joe Budden
No.
Malcolm
Oh, okay.
Joe Budden
No. Every time I try to diss podcasters as a whole, y'all always attribute it to just one or two.
Malcolm
Oh, maybe it was.
Joe Budden
I don't know. No, no, no. It's fully automatic.
Malcolm
Got it.
Joe Budden
Spray the whole up. Yeah. I mean, good luck to all y'all out there. What's up with y'all?
Melissa Ford
Good, Good.
Ish
How was your week?
Joe Budden
What's up with y'all? Good, good, good.
Ish
How was your week, everybody?
Joe Budden
Great, Good.
Malcolm
Busy studio.
Ish
Sick.
Malcolm
Regular shit.
Joe Budden
Yeah. Working man preparing in the crib. Oh, yeah.
Ish
You got your shit coming up, right?
Melissa Ford
Yeah, tomorrow. So I'm preparing for that.
Joe Budden
I've been preparing.
Ish
What's tomorrow?
Parks
The room.
Joe Budden
Tell them over there. I will tell them over there. We did that. Mad week.
Melissa Ford
That's it. That was nasty. You could have did it better than that also. That's the point. That was nasty.
Joe Budden
There you go again. I apologize.
Melissa Ford
You could have seen your guys.
Joe Budden
We'll talk about it later. My apologize later. We'll tell. Tell you. Yeah, we'll tell you.
Malcolm
There we go.
Joe Budden
But I ain't do unannounced in the house all week. Watching tv, eating.
Melissa Ford
You've been in the house lately a lot.
Joe Budden
It feels good. It feels good. I'm not going to hold.
Melissa Ford
How's your sleeping patterns? Good.
Joe Budden
Great.
Melissa Ford
How's your smell? Have you been smelling things that you know, have your nose holes open up to different smells?
Malcolm
Nose holes?
Joe Budden
Nobody's pregnant. I knew that's what he was going after. You got a.
Melissa Ford
You got an up.
Joe Budden
Nobody pregnant.
Melissa Ford
Twinsies. Good.
Joe Budden
Hey, my big mom hit me. Said she won't come in the pot.
Melissa Ford
Oh.
Joe Budden
And. And. And what?
Malcolm
Did you say yes or no, Cory?
Joe Budden
No. I got to check with y'all to see if y'all baby moms is coming.
Ish
What that got to do with us?
Joe Budden
One baby mom?
Melissa Ford
This is crazy.
Ish
They got nothing to do with us.
Joe Budden
Everybody got to be him. Bring her up. Bring her through.
Ish
Oh, handle your business over there.
Joe Budden
Be so shook.
Ish
Ain't got nothing to do with us. Handle your business.
Joe Budden
King.
Melissa Ford
They don't play at all.
Joe Budden
Yeah, no, I've been in the house getting good sleep. I told you, first quarter of the year, I'm feeling out 25. And, yeah, it look away. So I'm chilling.
Malcolm
It looks crazy outside.
Joe Budden
I don't want to do too much now that I think about this strip club's been kind of empty.
Malcolm
Well, ideal.
Joe Budden
So, you know, great for me.
Malcolm
The same reason what we just talked about 20 minutes ago.
Ish
Same reason Home Depot empty.
Melissa Ford
Yeah.
Ish
Nah, but they.
Joe Budden
What? You just got back. You got to talk to us.
Malcolm
Different caulk.
Ish
Yeah, that was the same call. But no, they think it's different. They think they only looking for South Americans. They don't think that they necessarily looking for them. Especially in New York.
Melissa Ford
It's facts now. They running it everywhere. They got running at the show. It's crazy.
Ish
They gonna clip yo. It's gonna be a bunch of skinny white on starless.
Melissa Ford
Coming. Coming to the building. Well, come to the stage, Rebecca. Look at Becky with that cardboard.
Joe Budden
And Trinity.
Melissa Ford
Trinity, Saturday, Sapphire.
Joe Budden
Oh, I will throw tomatoes in the business.
Ish
Yeah, you gon get Sapphires.
Joe Budden
Trinity Flash dancer. Always a trinity.
Malcolm
Might be some pogs in there, you.
Ish
Know what I mean?
Joe Budden
Might be. What's a pog again? Fat ass white girl.
Malcolm
That's right.
Joe Budden
Hey, hey, you a pog. Shut up.
Melissa Ford
What's up with your week, man? How what you did?
Parks
You know, just had some meetings and stuff.
Melissa Ford
After the episode, you took me in. I want to take all my meetings after the episode. Last episode you took your meetings.
Parks
They were already scheduled.
Melissa Ford
Okay. How did the meetings go?
Parks
Fabulous. I am very well prepared for season two.
Melissa Ford
Oh, okay. Got you. Got you. Hot and bothered. Sponsorship this time.
Parks
Yeah.
Joe Budden
There we go.
Ish
Let's go.
Joe Budden
We gotta backed him down. Backed him down. Big mouth backed him down with the E's.
Melissa Ford
That's a shot at you, nigga.
Ish
I'm good.
Melissa Ford
I'm down with her. Nigga, you fucked up last. You fucked up last episode, nigga. Now the sponsors are coming out, nigga. Thank you. We out of here, man. Bother with Flip.
Joe Budden
He's such a mess.
Malcolm
You're definitely bothered.
Joe Budden
He's bothered. He's definitely bothered. She's hot.
Malcolm
Multiple. Multiple double entendre.
Joe Budden
He's funny. All right, what's going on? It's man serious in the world for.
Ish
Us to talk about.
Joe Budden
I'm silly and immature, so I prefer not to start with anything serious. Queue up the half of the audience that says, oh, Joe's so immature. He doesn't want to talk about anything serious. Yep, you're right. Now you got me. It's a weekend. God damn it.
Malcolm
Oh, man, that's a segue if you want to go there.
Ish
Hey.
Joe Budden
I see what you did. We do have new weekend music. We got an album tomorrow.
Malcolm
I stayed up for a while.
Joe Budden
What's the name of this?
Ish
Hurry Up Tomorrow.
Joe Budden
Hurry Up Tomorrow.
Ish
Which closes out the trilogy, huh?
Malcolm
How?
Ish
This is the third album of the trilogy. It was the After Hours, dawn fm and now this. And he's killing off the weekend character as a whole. You know, he do all this extra with him.
Malcolm
I didn't get none of that.
Parks
So then what is he supposed what's he going to become after this?
Ish
I don't know if he's going to.
Joe Budden
Go by a weekday, a week?
Ish
Yeah, I don't know. Thursday.
Parks
Okay, that's, that's interesting.
Joe Budden
Weirdos. Let's get right to it. Let's get right to the proceedings. You heard my guy say track one. Talk to him like D. Wake me up off of Hurry Up Tomorrow. Love that title. He's the only one I'll accept these Michael Jackson flips from, I'll tell you that much. Who else? Chris.
Ish
Chris?
Joe Budden
Yeah. When is Chris gonna do that Michael Jackson flips?
Ish
He's the him.
Joe Budden
What? What flip?
Ish
He did PYT flip. He did want to rock with you.
Joe Budden
No, you got to shut up, man. Don't you. I going to know. I. I going to let you know.
Melissa Ford
Yo, he knows, son.
Parks
He's an encyclopedia.
Joe Budden
Look at his baby picture.
Melissa Ford
From then we could tell that head.
Joe Budden
Was just storing information from 4 years old.
Melissa Ford
Ultra Tron.
Joe Budden
Ultra Tron. Hey, let's go. Let it ride, let it rock. Yeah.
Malcolm
Give me this is this part at least is not Michael Jackson. This is Godfather Part 3. The same Georgio, Mortar, Scarface soundtrack.
Joe Budden
I hear that now. I may want to be dropped.
Malcolm
Oh, yeah.
Joe Budden
Hey, look at us on our music nerds. School them, school them.
Malcolm
Getting it.
Joe Budden
That Godfather, she gonna always work. Oh, yeah. Oh.
Melissa Ford
Oh, my check.
Joe Budden
Oh, I was on the next one. Wait a minute, you was. Hey, I was like, hold on, I.
Malcolm
Gotta stay up a little bit.
Ish
That's not a sample parts, that's a replay.
Joe Budden
Okay.
Malcolm
Super.
Joe Budden
I went to bed early. So I woke up at around 2am and caught this. This was like a cup of coffee. Hey, let's go, let's go, let's work, let's work. Hey, wait till Westar get a load of this one.
Melissa Ford
Bend your elbows, bend your elbows.
Joe Budden
Move to get it. Yeah. He let Bruno Mars know.
Melissa Ford
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Bruno what? Bruno who? Hey.
Ish
Bruno could never, never.
Malcolm
They were absolutely crazy Dog. Mike Dean and Justice in the room. It should be illegal.
Ish
This made me want to go buy some new headphones. I need to hear this on something different.
Malcolm
Yeah, I need to hear this in the car. I'm not gonna lie. But I had it in the big in the studio.
Joe Budden
So everyone that heard the album. Everyone that heard the album, tell me what you think. Initial thoughts. I know it's early. This just came out a few hours ago. I'm not holding you to a. A real deep dive, but I got one.
Malcolm
Listen, I started last night and listened to the first 13. I ended with The Pharrell and Playboy Carti record. And then listen to the second half this morning. The first half, to me, is absolutely incredible. It's a synth masterpiece. For my synth nerds out there, Mike Dean went absolutely crazy. Mike Dean, Metro Woman also should just produce everything because the records they did together on this and on future's last couple albums are incredible. And some of the Kanye. I love this. The second half to me, I don't know, it kind of dragged. But I also listened to it in the morning. It's not the same. I listen to the first half on Edibles at Midnight. Yeah, it's a little different than driving in the morning, you know what I mean? But I love is the first Weekend project I loved on first listen since that EP he dropped however long ago.
Ish
My dear Melancholy.
Malcolm
Yeah, I think that's what it was.
Ish
My first from track one, I was like, this sounds dark for sure. And I love Dark Weekend.
Malcolm
Yeah.
Ish
Like it still had that 80s synth sound. Yeah. But it wasn't poppy facts. So I was like, oh, yeah, I'm locked in already.
Joe Budden
I'm good.
Ish
I didn't get as far as you did because it was late.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ish
Kids and all shit. But yeah, I just took away that. Okay. If we want some dark sounding shit, that is super synth up. You got me.
Malcolm
And I like. I like Weeknd's development in terms of melody writing. They seemed a lot more interesting. And I don't know if that's a result of being in studio with Mike Dean, who's a fucking super musical. Fucking. He's creating all these melodies on the keyboard, so maybe they're bouncing off each other.
Joe Budden
But.
Malcolm
But for a while, I feel like Weekend got into a. A flow that was like that rap R and B flow where you're just doing a simple ass melody.
Joe Budden
Repetitive.
Malcolm
Super repetitive. And this is not that.
Joe Budden
Yeah, I'm.
Ish
I'm looking forward to it.
Joe Budden
I enjoyed the first half of this project, but to me, it took off at track nine now with that.
Malcolm
That future Travis Scott and the ones.
Joe Budden
Right around that track nine was Reflections Laughing. I'll play a little bit of that. Like we've already said the production on this.
Malcolm
Yeah, it's the Travis record.
Joe Budden
This one.
Malcolm
Yeah. Crazy.
Joe Budden
Do we still love the trend of them not listing features on projects? I appreciated when Elliot uploaded the track list with the features. Yeah. Let me know who's on the song.
Malcolm
Yeah.
Ish
Even though I'm a text them off on the title. But I want to see.
Joe Budden
Yeah, that's all.
Malcolm
The credits are easy enough to read. On Apple, so. Or Spotify a lot of places. The credits aren't easy to read so I think you have to title. It's a little different. You can just go in and look.
Joe Budden
Right. Reflections Laughing. Track nine.
Malcolm
It's being stupid.
Joe Budden
Yeah. I gotta go out tonight. Gotta hear it outside.
Malcolm
This ain't road trip album for me.
Ish
This sound like old weekend house of balloons is.
Malcolm
Yes.
Joe Budden
Let's not get crazy.
Malcolm
Yeah.
Ish
No, I'm just.
Joe Budden
Let's not get crazy. Not saying let's. Let's not get too crazy. Now I see what you said.
Malcolm
The darkness of it is. That's reminiscent of.
Ish
That's what I'm saying.
Malcolm
The first.
Joe Budden
Yeah. There was a little two album phase where he was just a little too popped out.
Malcolm
Yeah, for sure.
Ish
It was too much.
Malcolm
There's a couple Starboy era.
Ish
Which he was.
Joe Budden
Yeah. I'm a star boy. Even though I like some of them joints on here. Yeah.
Ish
Some of the songs is cool. But overall.
Joe Budden
Yeah. He back in his dark B. Oh my Lord. God damn. This is sick. Crazy. This music is just.
Malcolm
Yeah.
Joe Budden
This production, mixing, mastering. It just sounds expensive.
Malcolm
Very, very.
Ish
But it sounds good.
Malcolm
Absolutely.
Joe Budden
I'm trying to find this luxurious.
Ish
That's what it sounds.
Malcolm
This is crazy too.
Joe Budden
This is 10, I'm telling you. 9. He absolutely took off record.
Malcolm
I think.
Joe Budden
Feels like you're all part of me.
Melissa Ford
It's true. Oh no.
Joe Budden
I'm in my village. God damn.
Ish
They can never take.
Joe Budden
There is prob. Sy.
Malcolm
Future went crazy too. We got singing R and B future.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Malcolm
That be stupid.
Joe Budden
Yeah. This is definitely fire, man.
Ish
Jump on the road.
Joe Budden
It's fire. I ain't going to sit here and. And bleed y'all to death. I'm looking for a certain song. Song? Where the is that song? Is this the song? Let me see. Oh, yes. Oh my God. Nah, nah, nah. This back. That back. That back. That's the one. Just when you thought you. Just when you thought you had him pegged. Now this is an issue. West side highway, late night in a Beamer. You love a Beamer or G wagon. Second date, you already gave her 95 hours on the phone. You already talked her ear off. She know everything about you now. You're just taking a little ride right quick on a late night. To the mailbox, to the hoodie store. Let's go. Oh my God. He is buggin'do. We have production credits on this yet?
Malcolm
Almost all Mike Dean and Weekend justice is on there a couple times.
Joe Budden
I wish I was still doing music so I could pay Mike Dean to sit next to me while I do music. Let him go, Let him go. Let him cook.
Malcolm
Let me not forget about. Did a bon tire, too, huh? Metro did a bow tire, too.
Joe Budden
I forgot to. He's showing out. Yeah, he's showing out.
Ish
That's how you close out, man.
Joe Budden
As. As great as the first half was. Nine on down, I think he. He. He went. He went some wealth. That's more my bag. In terms of tempo and flow and just vibe. Just vibe, man. Go weekend. Go weekend. Friend of the show. Probably the only friend of the show that hadn't done the show, but, I mean, he ain't done y'all shows neither, so I ain't complaining.
Malcolm
He ain't really sit with nobody.
Joe Budden
Yeah, he don't do no show. Fucking weekend. Why am I sitting with you niggas and talking and. Yeah, no, no, I don't talk to y'all. I love that. Yeah, I love it. From the guys that could it. And he can do it.
Ish
That's that megastar bro.
Malcolm
I pop out once you're at a certain level. Yeah.
Ish
Announce his tour.
Joe Budden
He's a starboy. Him and Playboy Carti, right? Yeah.
Ish
Stadium tour.
Joe Budden
Stadium tour. Pretty big deal. Yeah. Yeah.
Malcolm
Since I was a jit, I've been legit.
Joe Budden
I hate all you fans that are stalking people's tours to see if they sold out and how many seats they sold. I think y'all are annoying.
Malcolm
It's weird.
Ish
And. And it's stupid because I don't. I really don't think y'all know how big a stadium is.
Malcolm
Yeah.
Ish
Like, you expect somebody to announce a tour today and the stadium tour sell out in a week.
Malcolm
Wait, they're already clocking his shit?
Ish
Well, they were clocking Kendrick and Scissors shit from the minute it dropped.
Joe Budden
Yeah, and they're doing it with Drake in Australia. They just do it now. Like, now it's.
Ish
Look how many seats are available. And they pull up the Ticketmaster shit that show you it's dark blue, which means there's a lot of seats in the section.
Malcolm
Got it. It.
Ish
Oh, we're X amount of months away from it, and it's still seats available. Yeah.
Joe Budden
Shut up. Yeah, they so annoying. I hate these new fans.
Ish
I can't stand them.
Joe Budden
That's why I'm listening to country music now, man. Take a huncho in them, man. Shabo.
Melissa Ford
Shabzi. Shab.
Ish
He going to check you.
Joe Budden
He told I want to smoke. That's my man.
Ish
Say his name.
Malcolm
Clean him out. Yeah, Clean it up.
Joe Budden
Clean up. I thought I did on the previous p. But in case you did a couple times, here's this one and not that one. Let me clean it up again. Oh, man, the weekend. Great job. Great job. I'm gonna continue to spin this over the weekend, See what it sound like, see what it's giving, see what the vibe is.
Malcolm
Yeah. I'm doubling the dose tonight.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Malcolm
Changing up the light and put on the nice lights. Yeah.
Melissa Ford
I mean, red light, blue light, maybe.
Malcolm
Both get a little purplish. Yeah.
Joe Budden
I mean, some ag and Bo. You gonna go get the ag on.
Malcolm
Them slippery things up a little bit.
Joe Budden
We'll get to it later. We're unpacking. Pause. We're unpacking that AG&BO that was introduced in episode five of that puff doc.
Malcolm
I feel like we have to re. Put the tag at the beginning before we get to that section.
Ish
Yeah, might have to.
Joe Budden
Wild King Knights.
Malcolm
That was way better than Freak Offs.
Joe Budden
Oh, man, it is. Are we here now? I mean, no, we can't be. All right.
Malcolm
Estg.
Joe Budden
Yeah, come on, estg.
Ish
ESTG dropped his album. I ain't feeling you. My first listen. It's short. 12 songs. 30, 33 minutes.
Joe Budden
It's even shorter than that once you roll the window down. I.
Ish
It took me a minute to find something.
Joe Budden
And if you got power windows, all you gotta do do is automatic N get. I'm muting up so ice could give.
Ish
I was really.
Malcolm
There's a whole generation of people that will not get that reference at all.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ish
I thought you was talking about for the.
Melissa Ford
That's a cd. True.
Joe Budden
Cuz. What do you do now when there's nothing to do? Delete it. Yeah, but that's the same effect.
Ish
No, what they do now is they make. Make what they've been doing for a while. They make the meme of, like, somebody slam dunking this into the trash can. That's the. That they made the Internet version. It's not the same.
Joe Budden
Yeah, yeah.
Malcolm
Or making a coaster. Yeah.
Joe Budden
Yeah. We won.
Malcolm
Yeah.
Joe Budden
But go ahead.
Ish
Y'all know I've been waiting for this album for a minute, and my first listen, it was too polished. And I know that sounds like a crazy critique to have, but when you have somebody that makes gritty street music, this shit just sounded too clean. I'm listening to songs, I'm like, all right. It's just not hitting the same as his earlier music has been. It wasn't until I got to about track five, maybe, where I'm like, okay, now we back now do you think.
Malcolm
That'S like a Sonic thing or like content wise?
Ish
It's a combination of both.
Joe Budden
It's a few things.
Malcolm
Yeah.
Joe Budden
When I played the first track off the. And this is just off the sample, I did not purchase it. His voice was different. His voice don't even sound like it sounded when he was on his run. Like, it sound like sick. Ish.
Ish
It sound like that telephone. Like he's rapping through a telephone. Like the prison raps when a really. Yes, that's what it's been sound. But that's been a thing for a minute now with him.
Joe Budden
Where's my why?
Malcolm
Yeah, I could play just.
Ish
I don't know. I do not know the reason behind it.
Joe Budden
But you.
Ish
There has been a moment where you could hear this. The change in his voice and it almost sound like he's. Before this album. It was sounding like he was mumbling through a phone.
Malcolm
Oh, it's against the girls.
Joe Budden
No, this is just track one. Drums on blowing money.
Melissa Ford
But I wasn't with Big Meech. I'm with Reek. We had 50 on us a piece by Corn Frost.
Ish
Then you beat next week.
Melissa Ford
You say it's far.
Ish
I gotta see.
Joe Budden
Okay. I can't, like, I can't hear his voice. I can't hear his voice like that.
Ish
That one get cut, you might get.
Joe Budden
A couple dollars on me.
Ish
But like, by the time I got to about 5 or so, as soon as I heard that Forever Rolling, we were back.
Malcolm
Okay.
Ish
So I don't know if it's maybe him trying to expand his sound. Him trying to. I, I, I can't pinpoint. It just didn't really do it for me.
Malcolm
Interesting.
Joe Budden
It didn't do it for me.
Ish
It didn't do it for me.
Joe Budden
Now there are a few flips that he did that I was like, okay, great. I love this flip.
Ish
The Duffel bag boy flip, which I believe I played that sleeper when it first dropped. That one was cool. I don't know, man. I'm just. I immediately cut this off.
Joe Budden
Expectations might have been too high.
Ish
No, because I didn't like his previous project. I, I ran right back to Bigger Than Life or Death. And I don't like when I do that. When I listen to your album and it leaves me feeling so underwhelmed and it's like, you know what? Let me just go back to what did it for me.
Malcolm
Right.
Joe Budden
So I. Yeah, I feel like he should have been more aware of the fizzle out or the wind down to do this.
Ish
Yeah. I don't know. I feel like something's missing there's.
Joe Budden
Something you just drop when you all the way on fire. Don't have a in the world and just want to give your fans something to hold. Hold them over until my real come. This don't sound like the. The real.
Malcolm
The you've been wa working on for years.
Ish
It might not be the real, but you have the luxury to. To play like that right now.
Parks
How long in between the two projects was there? Like, is this album last album?
Ish
I have to check, but it's been a minute since we got a project from him.
Joe Budden
Maybe.
Melissa Ford
When, When Maybe when were you satisfied with his music? How long ago, Joe? Like, what was the last project that you said your estg got some.
Joe Budden
Some heat a few years ago? Two years.
Malcolm
Two years.
Melissa Ford
Got it.
Joe Budden
When I came on the pod and said, oh, my God, what are y'all gonna do with this boy for the next 10 years? I get hyped too fast. I get hyped too fast. Somebody come out, come out the gate smoking for a few years, I automatically pin them. The king for the next ten. I gotta stop. I gotta stop doing that. This shit is too fixed. Fans will love you one minute, hate you the next minute. It's too many variables. I gotta stop.
Ish
It's unfair to a lot of artists. Cause as fans, one hand, we'll say we want you to, you know, expand your sound, grow, et cetera, right? And then when you take that or experiment something and it don't work, people will start complaining that we. Because we want your old shit. So it's like, you damn near got to be perfect. Like, you. Even if you two or three new ones in.
Malcolm
Yeah.
Ish
You don't got to give. You got to give them two.
Malcolm
Yeah.
Ish
And if they hit and they hit you, it work. You can now expound on that. But if it don't hit, then you can shy away from it.
Malcolm
Especially in this era where you can just do singles and digital releases and shit. You could test shit out, see if that works. Okay. People ain't really rocking with this. Let me just give them some ESTG share. Whoever works using it as an example.
Ish
Anybody?
Malcolm
Yeah, let me get my wheelhouse and do that. I don't think you need to play the game anymore. We just drop an experimental album.
Ish
Not even experimental. It's just like.
Malcolm
Experimental is the wrong word, but expanding.
Joe Budden
Yes.
Ish
Yes. That's what it is. It's like, because on one hand, I do want my artist to expand, right? I don't want you to stay the same person over and over and over and over over. And then we have artists that stay the same person, and we love them over and over and over and we love them. Yeah, so. Exactly. So it's like. It's really unfair to them because you, like, if you're an artist, it's like, all right, how do I do this? Do y'all want me to keep making the same song over and over and over and over? You're gonna kill me for it. Unless it's all hits. But that's where your real artistry comes in. Yeah, because you're not making albums for the people necessarily. You're making albums for what makes you feel good. Well, there's a lot of people that are not really artists.
Malcolm
That's true.
Ish
I'm just saying.
Melissa Ford
Is Drake the only one that could switch it up and be successful?
Malcolm
Kanye West.
Melissa Ford
Kanye west, of course. But I mean, to have the longevity.
Malcolm
Kanye west has been doing it for 20 years.
Ish
The weekend.
Malcolm
The weekend people do it.
Ish
It's just sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't work.
Melissa Ford
I know what you're talking about. Wouldn't Kanye be more on the production.
Joe Budden
Level of Switch as an artist?
Ish
That sound?
Malcolm
Yeah, his whole.
Melissa Ford
He went from basically rap, rapidly rapping in the 808s.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Malcolm
Then the techno with. Then to gospel. Like, he has constantly evolved and changed his sound successfully.
Joe Budden
It's all right. We got it coming.
Melissa Ford
Don't do that again.
Joe Budden
Yo, what the.
Malcolm
So when they say Kanye west is a producer.
Joe Budden
No, no, no. I got. I got. I gotta ask him.
Melissa Ford
Don't do that.
Joe Budden
Joe is Hawaiian Punch from Hawaii. Hawaii.
Melissa Ford
Yeah, I know.
Joe Budden
Is it.
Melissa Ford
No.
Malcolm
Is it really Punch?
Joe Budden
For real, y'all?
Melissa Ford
Damn.
Ish
I never heard that. That's Hawaiian Punch.
Joe Budden
Really?
Melissa Ford
From Hawaii, trying to make fun of his man's questions. That's.
Joe Budden
We've unpacked the flip questions while you've been going.
Melissa Ford
Yeah, we miss you, yo. Yeah, man, we really did.
Joe Budden
Yo, normally when somebody take a week.
Malcolm
Off the pod, they come in fiery.
Joe Budden
I think that they about to come back and smok go crazy easy. Well, come on, Wheels.
Ish
You've been playing for 30 minutes.
Joe Budden
I mean, even on the. Yo, how you been? How was your wheel? Yeah, it's good. What else I'm supposed to do?
Melissa Ford
The 70 years old getting covered. He just survived. He's happy to be here. He's happy to be alive.
Joe Budden
I've been working. What else you think I've been doing? Joe? Stupid ass.
Melissa Ford
Listen, hold on. Imani and him got covered. Look how Imani came in. Agatha Key. Imani thought it was over.
Malcolm
That's a Little gothic.
Joe Budden
You gotta stop sharing the hookahs at 10, 20, 25.
Melissa Ford
Yeah, that was bad.
Malcolm
Y'all at least bring some little wipes.
Joe Budden
At least get some. At least get some girls mouths. Yeah, between y'all. Like you pass it to a lady. Let her pass it to a lady. So let her maybe even pass it to a lady and let her pass it to E. You and E at the bar just. Yo, you done? Hey, bro, you finish with that? Yo, you hogging it. No shotgunning either, yo.
Melissa Ford
Yeah, you had the most pulls, yo. Come on.
Joe Budden
You had that thing forever, yo. Let me get that. You hogging it.
Ish
Smoke with you over there shotgunning the hookah?
Joe Budden
Can I smoke with you?
Malcolm
Not two hoses on the same hookah. That's what he should do.
Ish
Yes. No, he shouldn't have, fam. Get your own shit.
Joe Budden
I get my own shit.
Malcolm
That's really what he should do.
Joe Budden
Wifey held you down. She took care of you. Cause you was sick a long time.
Malcolm
Bit you a little soup.
Joe Budden
That Portuguese Buckley might be different. That Portuguese Buckleys don't hit Portuguese bucket. She get a honey.
Melissa Ford
Honey and garlic noodle soup, beet and beet juice. Not for real. Is like, up right.
Ish
For a couple days. The cough still ain't go away and all that.
Joe Budden
Can't even put Vicks on. I used to come get. Get your ass out of here. Yeah, we can't even put no Vicks on our nose. They got the dogs.
Ish
They got the dogs.
Malcolm
Vicks dogs.
Joe Budden
It's not funny.
Malcolm
That's horrible.
Ish
What made you think about smell Consolcho? What's that?
Melissa Ford
Yo, you can't say that.
Ish
Dog be smelling it.
Joe Budden
Go get them. That's up. Yo, are we done with estg? Yeah, yeah, estg. I'm a fan. I'd love to hear you back in your bag. I just don't think this project was it for me. I will listen to it again when.
Ish
He got in there, but overall, it's just. I don't. I don't know what the. What the focus is.
Joe Budden
And then I can't come from weekend project where you give me 19, 20 songs, 22 of heat, and then go to you, who's giving me 12, and it's like, see that?
Ish
That's my other thing, I think.
Joe Budden
Space warmer with short albums.
Ish
When y'all start giving me 9, 10, 11, 12 joints it got. And they short songs.
Joe Budden
Songs they got.
Ish
I'm expecting heat.
Joe Budden
Yeah, they gotta be smokers.
Ish
Like, I don't think it's room for me happen to be Skipping records when you already gave me a short project at 30. 30 minutes? Yeah, like.
Joe Budden
All right. Your man is trying to sneak back out here with some music. Oh, God. It's your man, Tommy Richmond.
Ish
And they got the Tick Tock girls already dancing to the show.
Melissa Ford
Yeah, and they got the girls in the video.
Ish
I'm trying to think.
Melissa Ford
Don't pull it out.
Joe Budden
Don't.
Malcolm
I'm so tired of. Oh, the smell.
Melissa Ford
You freak.
Ish
What you say?
Melissa Ford
I said don't pull it out.
Malcolm
Mix your right records.
Melissa Ford
Yeah.
Ish
That is terrible.
Malcolm
That sounds horrible.
Melissa Ford
Are you okay?
Ish
That's what I was hearing.
Malcolm
Yeah, it sounded like that.
Ish
Soulja Boy. And some.
Parks
That's what I thought it was some.
Ish
Snap rap from Atlanta. Like, mixed.
Malcolm
Mixed horrible, horribly mixed.
Joe Budden
Like, I did it.
Melissa Ford
That probably was intentional, what you thought.
Joe Budden
Of that Big male, big inform.
Parks
It sounded exactly like that other song. What's that?
Melissa Ford
Soulja Boy.
Joe Budden
Tell him.
Parks
No, not. Well, I mean, that's.
Malcolm
Yeah, that sounds bad.
Joe Budden
I'm good.
Parks
Like, it's just. Like, he's just. He's just designated this as the formula because it proved to be winning for him for sure.
Malcolm
And, well, then he put out the album that sounded nothing like that. And no one paid.
Parks
Nobody paid any dirt. Yeah, exactly.
Malcolm
He's like, let me go back to.
Ish
Let me go back to what got me number one.
Malcolm
Yeah.
Ish
Grammy nominated.
Joe Budden
Let me go right back there.
Ish
I ain't mad. You can't be mad at him.
Malcolm
I'm not mad at the concept. I just don't think that that sounded good.
Joe Budden
Wait, who. Who can.
Ish
Can't we all could be mad at?
Joe Budden
I'm. I'm. Figuratively speaking. I'm trying to let y'all go first, cuz. Y'all say it a little nicer. Yeah. Yeah, y'all. And this sounds like you're trying to mimic such and such.
Ish
And.
Joe Budden
And yeah, this song just didn't hit my music, pal. Y'all get it off.
Malcolm
Uhhuh. Now shut up.
Joe Budden
Y done. Hey, dog, I hate to be the one to break it to you.
Melissa Ford
Very bad news.
Joe Budden
Get this shit the fuck outta here. And get you the fuck outta here. Don't try to sneak back in yet. We not done being mad at you if Daniel Caesar's still sitting down somewhere. Nigga, you sit down, too. And Daniel Caesar can sing. And Daniel Caesar got more talent in his pinky than Tommy fucking Richmond. Yeah, I don't even like that name no more. I don't like nothing about Tommy Richmond. I think he should retire. I think that Tommy Richmond should stop. But he can't because some hedge fund nigga done signed him and keep dumping money into him.
Ish
So we gonna.
Joe Budden
We gotta keep hearing the horrible version of the. That worked for you. Cause you can't come up with a new slap. That don't sound like the old slap enough. Tommy Richmond, Was it an old slap? His old slap? Yeah, his old slap.
Ish
Not saying it was old, but what's his old slap? That was no slap to me neither.
Malcolm
That worked.
Ish
That. That got a lot of airplay. That was.
Joe Budden
They programmed. They programmed.
Parks
Chorus was cool song.
Joe Budden
I'm in the same so damn strong I'm in the beaten, B. I just blame.
Ish
If I heard it 7 million times. That was ass.
Joe Budden
Hey, hey, hey. We don't need a world without hate. Sometimes hate is appropriately.
Ish
That's opinion.
Melissa Ford
Oh, sometimes I hate it. And now he walk on a thin line.
Joe Budden
He gonna put the two black girls in the front of.
Melissa Ford
Oh, don't Stop saying he misappropriate. Nicole, come on.
Joe Budden
Well, we've been saying that about him.
Melissa Ford
Don't go down that lane. That's a nigga live.
Joe Budden
Cause he tweeted. See that shit? Y'all niggas problem. Y'all tweet too much. Much true, cuz. More people would like this song if you didn't tweet. Yo, keep me out that black.
Ish
True.
Melissa Ford
Yeah, yeah, you're right.
Joe Budden
This is white music I'm doing. Don't call it black again.
Melissa Ford
It's like, oh, that's not what he said.
Parks
It's a paraphrase.
Melissa Ford
That's how you received it.
Joe Budden
That's what he said.
Parks
That's how a lot of us received it.
Melissa Ford
That's how you received it.
Joe Budden
That's what he said. That's what he said.
Melissa Ford
Black people always hear different from what somebody say.
Ish
He said this ain't hip hop.
Joe Budden
Hip hop is black music.
Melissa Ford
Yes, but he didn't say that.
Joe Budden
So when you say this ain't hip hop, Keep me out of that category, please. I don't want to find his tweet to pull him. Exactly. But that's what he said. That's his way of saying what they be saying, which is, yo, I'm white doing this. Y'all are mislabeling me.
Ish
Don't put me in a box. Yeah, don't put me in a box.
Joe Budden
I do it broader than the.
Parks
Oh, er.
Joe Budden
S. Yeah. Rdr.
Ish
I'm rocking. Get it out of here.
Joe Budden
Who's he signed to?
Ish
That is ass.
Joe Budden
I want to prank call that too. I don't feel like he should be off the hook. Whoever signed him should have. I should need. We need spam bots in his email. We need to do the old school they used to do, which is just spam the gay porn to your email.
Malcolm
ISO supremacy.
Ish
I don't know who none of that is. ISO supremacy. I don't even like the name of that. I don't like the name of that.
Melissa Ford
You can't unsubscribe from that.
Joe Budden
They used to send the gay links to your email. Your email. They used to send dude with the hammer to your email. Right. Going crazy in money right there.
Ish
Yeah, like how you know you open.
Malcolm
That's Brent F. Peoples on my email.
Joe Budden
What are you talking about? When you click the email, you see it.
Melissa Ford
It popped up. It was a. It was like you couldn't stop it. It was like a gift.
Joe Budden
You couldn't close out.
Melissa Ford
It was a gift Automatically open them shits.
Ish
My.
Malcolm
Yeah, he signed to Brent F. Oh, go ahead.
Joe Budden
What? I like Brent as a person.
Malcolm
I like some of Brent music and.
Joe Budden
He has some songs that are palatable for me. But it does make sense that he is signed to him.
Malcolm
He sound like him.
Joe Budden
See parts concern sad cuz he white. I can't say that. You know how much I'll be in if I say that. It's tough to sound worse than Brent F. All right.
Malcolm
Yes, I like some Brent.
Joe Budden
My.
Melissa Ford
My girl and her friends love Bren.
Ish
Love that.
Joe Budden
Hey, to the people that love his voice, I don't try to convince him otherwise wise. But to the people that know when a piano is out of key, it's out of little tuning. Yeah, it's just this way.
Melissa Ford
This is how you get in trouble.
Joe Budden
But I love him as a person. I love the businessman that he is. I love his team. I love what he represents. So I try to just keep him off my. I mean, I ain't going to kill him every time some shit come out. But it does make sense. That bum Richmond is signed to. To be Brent. Brent Rob that. Take it all. The pub video budget, wardrobe budget. Take it all.
Ish
What you think happening?
Joe Budden
I hope so. Reparations. Yeah.
Ish
Cold question again.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ish
Million Dollar Baby. I'm kidding. Y. Million dollars. Yeah.
Melissa Ford
You niggas to take it off of us.
Joe Budden
This nigga's like fucking cooling the gang. G. Eazy. What? Don't do G. Eazy. Don't do G. Eazy like that. I fuck with G. Eazy.
Ish
I know G. Eazy had slaps. Those are slaps. That Million Dollar Baby got you slapped. Yeah, that Million Dollar Baby shit Wasn't no slap. Never. That shit was cockeyed from the rip.
Joe Budden
And go to the Grammys this weekend, boy. It don't sit home because they didn't nominate. You. Take your new artist ass up there, go be mixing in a suit network. Do the red carpet all the interview get rushed off. Excuse me, excuse me. Come on, come on, come on.
Ish
Right there.
Joe Budden
Tommy Rich, man. Move, Migos, move. Sabrina Carpenter. Yo, you gotta watch the publicist at the awards that's representing some of the bums, but they good publicists, so they trying to get their job. Yo, what up? I got fucking Aristotle right here, man. Come on. Just give him a look, all right? We talk 10 seconds. Aristotle. Where'd you get your stars, Amigos? Oh, shit. Travis Scott.
Parks
Clear the carpet. Taylor's coming.
Malcolm
It was funny last year at the Grammys, at the red carpet show or two years ago, whenever I went watching people try to get in the photo. Shit. Like they was fighting to get on that photo. No, just a. It's a whole line of people. But there's the main. With the photographers. And it was. Boy, they was fighting to get in that.
Joe Budden
If you know the music business, the. That you see is so much more fun. Like what Parks is talking about, right? Like, there is red carpet scheduling, and.
Malcolm
There'S elite parts of the red carpet.
Joe Budden
It is red carpet etiquette. There's red carpet with a bum. The bum.
Malcolm
The might be 50ft long, right? And there's people everywhere. But then there's the spot with, like, the official photographers and all them. So everyone is bottlenecking, trying to get into this one spot, and the show's about to come on. So, like, yo, y. Come on.
Joe Budden
Hurry up.
Ish
Burgundy part of the red carpet.
Joe Budden
And you know, when you a 5 o'clock red carpet artists like, you gotta. They bringing in the crates, and they still rolling the carpet out. And you showed up waiting for the carpet.
Ish
Hey, man, you be there before the carpet, yo. Yeah, help.
Joe Budden
You up there talking to the source.
Ish
Yo, grab that in. Grab that in.
Joe Budden
Talking to rap pages. Yo, we got rap pages right here. Yo.
Melissa Ford
The source.
Joe Budden
There's some shit happened.
Ish
Hey, hey.
Joe Budden
And I'm laughing because I identify with that for sure. I'm laughing because that used to be me.
Malcolm
Oh, they ain't give a fuck about me. The little red carpet. So I.
Joe Budden
But I used to come late. I ain't get no 5:00. 5:45. I'm giving a little 5:45, actually. Yo, we got your button. You.
Melissa Ford
Got a real phone.
Ish
They got a camera.
Joe Budden
Phone got the cameras. They just. We got your money here. Box camera. No, the photographers used. Still posing. They done. They putting their away.
Ish
Hold on.
Joe Budden
You giving them looks.
Parks
Getty had already left by that time for a box.
Melissa Ford
A little switch, right?
Malcolm
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Then it was like a three year run where I was going to the carpet against my fucking better judgment. Cause I hated them carpets. I hated all that shit. But I would get to the carpet and would be getting a little bit of action. And those were the three years that Lady Gaga dressed up in some other shit.
Parks
Like meat shit.
Joe Budden
The meat dress coming early. Before her. Before the star's supposed to be here.
Ish
What the.
Joe Budden
She was coming in some meatloaf. Whatever. She was a stake.
Ish
It don't matter, man.
Joe Budden
They left me so bad. Cause you could see her as soon as she get out the car with a steak on her head.
Malcolm
You can smell it.
Joe Budden
Stupid. They ran to her car to talk about. I'm sitting there. Yeah, man, Slaughter come in that. That.
Malcolm
The picture is just like a blurred picture.
Joe Budden
Swinging the camera, they finger in the way.
Melissa Ford
Yeah, you can see the camera moving in, Joe. Like this with the camera.
Ish
Yeah. So you know, summer 2012. You know what I'm saying? We gonna be.
Melissa Ford
I mean, they're not even nice about it neither, nigga. They'll just leave you right there.
Joe Budden
Oh, yeah.
Melissa Ford
They don't say, excuse me. Because the same way, mid conversation, the same way.
Joe Budden
There's artists that are real celebrities. Some of them paparazzi niggas, some of them photographers. It's really Jean Claude Wuve. He done took every hip hop picture since 72.
Malcolm
Word.
Joe Budden
Oh, my Lord.
Ish
Sharifing him.
Joe Budden
Yeah, artists be thinking they hot. Hey, speaking of Sharif, nigga. Hey, you better been waiting for you. Come on, talk to him. Come on. Yeah, you gotta fix it. You gotta fix it. Don't look at me. We don't gotta talk about it. Cause that's your man. But you have to fix it.
Ish
What do I gotta fix?
Melissa Ford
You know, when he acts, you gotta say it. Cause he does this trick.
Ish
No, I don't.
Joe Budden
Yeah, your man is your man losing his mind off the old work. You.
Ish
You lost your mind off of old work before.
Joe Budden
Yeah, publicly. Yeah, I did.
Ish
You was much older than him.
Joe Budden
I'm. I'm there.
Ish
I did.
Joe Budden
You ain't help me neither.
Ish
I did.
Joe Budden
You didn't help me.
Ish
I was a real friend.
Joe Budden
He wasn't.
Ish
Yo, don't start, bro.
Joe Budden
You went and got in the pool with her.
Ish
We public.
Melissa Ford
He still on that?
Ish
We public.
Joe Budden
Hey, you wouldn't play you went played uno at the pool.
Melissa Ford
You admitted that he didn't do that.
Joe Budden
I'm joking. I'm talking to you right now. But you still gotta help him.
Ish
There's nothing.
Joe Budden
I'm not saying that I can't help that.
Ish
You gotta talk to him.
Joe Budden
You do gotta talk to him.
Ish
No, you don't. Just let him figure it out on his own.
Joe Budden
Once his old work hop on the gram and say, yo, he on my body. Oh, get something to do, nigga, like, that's when you gotta jump in. You disagree?
Ish
Bro, I'm not sitting here making a conversation about my family's drama. But what I'm telling you is we all been through this situ. We all been through this situation before. That's why you talk to your youngians.
Malcolm
When they going through it.
Ish
Bro, it's nothing that nobody can tell you when you going through that.
Melissa Ford
True.
Joe Budden
That's not true. I used to talk to you off the.
Melissa Ford
Somebody could tell you, but you used.
Ish
To talk who off the list.
Joe Budden
You said what?
Ish
I used to tuck you in.
Melissa Ford
Yo, bitch, give me some hot chocolate, please. Give me some yoo hoo.
Joe Budden
Give me the look he's shooting at me for real look I used to give my man. Yo, she's at work. She's not even home. Yo, we ain't gotta take this ride.
Melissa Ford
Those conversations amongst men, when you in that mode, nigga, it's difficult to have, but you feel so vulnerable.
Ish
They be useless conversations. I know that at this age because when you going through that, you gonna do what you gonna do.
Melissa Ford
But it's not useless sometimes because in the moment we're not receiving information, but later on in retrospect, it click. It'll click.
Joe Budden
It's told me that's I'd be more.
Melissa Ford
Mad at you if you don't say anything to me when I see you. Facts. When I was going through that, nigga, you ain't even say shit.
Ish
Especially if you know, hey, yo, dog.
Melissa Ford
You know I know, I know. I didn't meet you talking with that tongue shit, I'mma pop off on you. Come on, nigga.
Joe Budden
Yo, this guy's an idiot.
Melissa Ford
You can't have small talk in those situations. You get straight to it. Yo, I see what you going through. And yo, hold your head up, yo, that's it.
Ish
You can't say nothing else other than true.
Melissa Ford
You can't ask questions like, yo, no.
Ish
It'S not no advice what led to this. It's no advice you could get.
Melissa Ford
Nah.
Ish
This ain't the last one. You gotta. I just think who do you think.
Melissa Ford
Will give the best advice in a situation like that? Out of all of us? Would it be male if we call y'all? I'm going through your man. My wife, she leaving me. What can I do, man? Tell me.
Parks
I would probably be the one that listened the longest.
Melissa Ford
You wouldn't give me no advice.
Parks
I want to get all the facts.
Melissa Ford
I think Paulson say, well, I did tell you about them shit she was doing on the pod. So I'm getting mad at him. Joe. I don't know what Joe would say. He probably. If he start to laugh on the phone, be tight. I'm going to his house.
Parks
That's what he.
Joe Budden
Exactly.
Parks
He'd just be laughing.
Melissa Ford
He'd be like, what?
Ish
Who would get the worst advice? Joe wouldn't start laughing.
Melissa Ford
Joe wouldn't start laughing.
Joe Budden
Oh, okay.
Ish
A lot of you really going, no.
Melissa Ford
Oh, for real.
Ish
Who you think would get the worst advice in this room?
Joe Budden
Me, Cory, Corey, for sure.
Melissa Ford
Cory like acting like a. Your wife leaving you out of here. You a man who pay the bills. Where she going to go? You think she could buy some flies. She going to come back.
Joe Budden
They be Cory and Mel. They romantic lives. Kind of marry each other. Just 2st.
Parks
Not even a little bit.
Joe Budden
You think.
Melissa Ford
You think Mel can better watch you?
Parks
Yeah, Mellon. I give graded advice. I give wonderful advice. I'm very thoughtful in the advice that I give you.
Joe Budden
That's not. I'mma try your tr.
Melissa Ford
You trying to rush off the phone, man.
Parks
Never.
Melissa Ford
Like, when it's time for somebody you. We will let you talk when it's time for somebody to talk. You like. Oh, hold on for a minute.
Parks
No.
Melissa Ford
Okay. Yeah. Okay.
Parks
No, that's not me.
Melissa Ford
You. You give, like, ending conversation tips.
Joe Budden
I'mma try one day.
Parks
Okay.
Ish
So you going through.
Joe Budden
I think the shit I be going through is too. To be too complex for people.
Ish
You don't be dealing with regular.
Joe Budden
No, not at all. You got to call in a hired help for me. Like the. You got to pay Joe.
Melissa Ford
Would Ian be a good ear to listen?
Parks
Yeah, Ian's a great ear to listen.
Joe Budden
Okay, okay.
Melissa Ford
See, but he just listens, right? He don't get. He like, hey, just listening, quiet.
Parks
He gives advice, too, girl.
Melissa Ford
That man married girl.
Ish
You got relationship advice?
Melissa Ford
Yeah. What advice he gonna give you?
Parks
Why do you guys think that I.
Melissa Ford
Is y'all white together?
Parks
Relationship advice?
Ish
We're just talking about relationship advice.
Melissa Ford
That's what we talking about.
Parks
Oh, I thought we were just talking about advice.
Joe Budden
No, no, no.
Ish
We're talking about relationship advice.
Parks
Okay. Yeah.
Joe Budden
I'm on your side.
Parks
Okay.
Joe Budden
I was just.
Parks
I was just waiting.
Joe Budden
We already beefed.
Parks
I was giving you a rebound already. Okay, We.
Joe Budden
We did our beef. We back friends again.
Melissa Ford
Relationship advice.
Joe Budden
I'm on your side if they start with you. Okay, Good. Mark ain't here, so I'll be Mark today.
Melissa Ford
Hey, Ian.
Joe Budden
Yeah? We did it.
Melissa Ford
He left me. What do I do? Hey. Hey, man. Where's Daisy? Do you got Daisy?
Ish
Ma, did he have any money? Oh.
Joe Budden
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Okay.
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Melissa Ford
Coming to your crib game.
Joe Budden
We going to run ours. No, I'm be my girl. My girl. Come in, zoo boy.
Melissa Ford
Oh, I'm coming, too.
Ish
Last you had.
Joe Budden
Yeah. N. Not at all. Only Cory could come.
Melissa Ford
I'm coming. You never. You're not going to leave me outside. I'm a. That you don't leave outside. Like, it's better to like. You know when they say it's better to keep up than whatever that cheaper to keep. Yeah, I'm one of them.
Joe Budden
It's better just. They say that about people with vaginas.
Melissa Ford
It's better to just let.
Joe Budden
You don't have a vagina if you leave me outside until you get sensitive. When you get sensitive.
Melissa Ford
My sensitive me to be high.
Joe Budden
You are a sensitive dude. But you my man. But you my man.
Melissa Ford
Who more sensitive? You? You and me.
Joe Budden
You.
Melissa Ford
Okay.
Joe Budden
Is that a joke?
Melissa Ford
I can get out of my sensitivity. Your last.
Joe Budden
I don't really get in it.
Melissa Ford
Your lasts from. From a distance. My. I get out my. Like this.
Joe Budden
I don't really get in it. I tell y'all how I feel in a few passive aggressive jokes. And keep it moving.
Melissa Ford
Keep it moving.
Joe Budden
About this.
Melissa Ford
What this did to your boy. Yo. Do you think this you. That's what he said, yo. You think I shouldn't see a video of you being arrested? I said, cool. Do you think it's. Then he elaborates. Do you think it's wise that people that love you is. Do you think it's wise that you using your platform to promote this? You have to grow up now. This is not a private conversation. He's saying it in front. In front of people outside. So then now, my.
Joe Budden
It wasn't private when you posted a video of you getting arrested?
Melissa Ford
Of course, Joe. But, yeah, I got you, and I'm with him.
Joe Budden
You posted a video on the World Wide Web?
Melissa Ford
Yes.
Joe Budden
The important word being world.
Ish
Got it.
Joe Budden
Everybody that know we work together hit me the same way with that sleepwalking shit. I'm sure they was hitting y'all. Yes, they hit me. Yo, your man got arrested. He all right. He good. I'm like, nigga, I don't know. I don't know.
Melissa Ford
So were you frustrated?
Joe Budden
Cause you and I feel like if you worked for mtv, you wouldn't post a video of you getting arrested.
Melissa Ford
What's up with you? You and the JBN keeps talking about this. If you work for this. Comparing companies, it's the personality.
Joe Budden
I feel like I don't get treated like a company. I'm me. And because I'm your friend, if you work for Viacom, iHeart, any of them, Amazon, any of them. They have words in there for niggas like you are.
Melissa Ford
You are wrong. Cause when I was working with them, I posted a video before. Now, the rep. Whatever the repercussions is different. But I posted it.
Joe Budden
That's why you're here.
Melissa Ford
No, I'm here same way with Mark.
Joe Budden
And Free the Land and the Horses. Whatever he said. Whatever he said.
Melissa Ford
So when Cam said you revive niggas, you. You leaning into that.
Joe Budden
I didn't hear him say that when he.
Melissa Ford
When he was dissing me like, yo.
Joe Budden
Joe, salute to you.
Ish
My.
Melissa Ford
You be. You be saving. That's on a decline. That's what you believe in? Cause that's what you saying.
Joe Budden
I cleaned y'all up. I said that already.
Ish
Who y'all?
Joe Budden
These two. You ain't clean these two specifically. I said that.
Melissa Ford
Fix your voice. You sound like the Grinch.
Joe Budden
That's bad.
Melissa Ford
Yeah, it's bad to say.
Ish
You don't think that's bad?
Joe Budden
Look, he about to die.
Ish
You don't think that's bad to say to Z?
Melissa Ford
Thank you, Ma.
Ish
Ma.
Melissa Ford
Can you elaborate how terrible that is?
Joe Budden
I'm open to being wrong. I didn't feel like that was a bad thing.
Ish
Even if you felt like that internally, you're not supposed to.
Melissa Ford
I cleaned y'all up and presented y'all to the world.
Ish
Look, he's on a rebrand street.
Parks
Wildly insensitive. It's all those things. But, you know, I digress.
Melissa Ford
Hey, yo, hit his hoodie, hit his shoes.
Ish
You saying yes? Yo, stop. That's what I did.
Melissa Ford
You didn't do that, bro.
Joe Budden
You had this email over that jarcudery board. It was bad what I said. I got you, girl. Don't worry about it, girl.
Parks
I love her. Vision and history, too.
Melissa Ford
Exactly.
Parks
But it's cool, you know?
Joe Budden
How many agencies was on Flip Ass? The CIA, the FBI, the irs, the Brooklyn Bloods. How many agencies was on Flip?
Melissa Ford
Yeah, he just say whatever he wants.
Joe Budden
If I'm not supposed to say it, then I'm sorry.
Melissa Ford
You can say whatever you want.
Joe Budden
I'm sorry. I apologize.
Melissa Ford
But like Mel says, revision is history.
Joe Budden
I'm obnoxious.
Melissa Ford
That's not the word you be. What's the next one?
Joe Budden
My mom told me I'm obnoxious.
Melissa Ford
What's the next one? Obnoxious what's the other one?
Joe Budden
I'm obnoxious.
Ish
Disgusting.
Parks
We've been through this.
Joe Budden
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Melissa Ford
And the thing about it is that it's like women in an abusive relationship. Because we love you.
Joe Budden
Rest. Rescue dogs.
Ish
Oh, is ASPCA North Shore.
Melissa Ford
I got my dog there years ago. I know you talking about in Long.
Ish
Island, the little 4am commercial.
Joe Budden
You already see the. The Instagram reels with the. The white people that love rescue dogs. And they do the before and after. This is little Jerry, yo. He was malnourished, £60. He couldn't eat. He was afraid of everything. He was battered and bruised. And then they start showing you one week, two weeks, three weeks. I had to nurture these back to their health. Dating scene, huh? We back flip the network. Hey, you pay the irs, we can flip the network again. Again. All right, I'm sorry if I'm not supposed to say that. Then. I'm sorry if I'm not supposed to say I'm sorry is. Me and Mel had a little beef while you was going on the last. On the last episode, which I'm. I'm stupid. I. I be looking forward to the next game. So I forget about the last game. But Mel ain't forget, so she's on the Patreon with the tight jaw. So we fought over. Over wasting people's times. Part of the show got us.
Parks
Got us speaking. And speaking of. Speaking of, Let me get this off. What I said still stands. I have never, ever said those words to a guy. I came in here and expressed that to y'all, but to that person's face. I've never expressed that. I have never said that ever.
Joe Budden
That's peaceful me.
Parks
Yes.
Melissa Ford
That's ultra.
Joe Budden
I believe, girl.
Melissa Ford
That's Sonic piece.
Joe Budden
That's the biggest piece. That's that piece. Peace Corp. That's on game.
Melissa Ford
That's Red Cross.
Joe Budden
I believe you.
Parks
That was in my craw.
Joe Budden
I believe you.
Parks
That was just sitting in my craw. And I could not. I could not.
Joe Budden
I don't think you ever said that your craw.
Parks
Craw.
Joe Budden
Like, honestly.
Parks
Yes.
Joe Budden
That's not even in your DNA.
Parks
Just gullets.
Joe Budden
That's not even in your. Oh, you wouldn't do that.
Melissa Ford
I ain't gonna lie, son.
Parks
It was like food got stuck.
Melissa Ford
They took the picture and posted on the Internet, said, you know, when we take pictures outside, they said we could tell. This is post.
Joe Budden
Yeah. She's sitting here looking dumb as hell in the face.
Melissa Ford
She caught a temper tantrum.
Parks
I didn't. No, I know you're not motherfucking talking about temper tantrum. Temper tantrums.
Melissa Ford
You gave me credit the other day.
Joe Budden
But that's why I'm bad at beefing with women. Cause they just get the extra shit. Now she got a face in the picture.
Melissa Ford
Face on the picture.
Joe Budden
And look at Joe Jolene face in the room.
Melissa Ford
I'm thinking like Jolie leaning the other way. Try to stand firm.
Joe Budden
Yeah. She's trying to not have her leg touch my girl. Get your ass out of here.
Melissa Ford
That was crazy.
Joe Budden
I stand in my opinion of it. But I never want to hurt my girl Mel's feelings. So I'm with you.
Parks
Thank you.
Joe Budden
I'm with you with Iceland. But I do think that it's your time. Like it's yours. Like I can't waste it. It's yours. It's like self esteem. That shit is in you. Like it's your time. If I come to you and spin you around the block with mad lies. Yeah. I'm not fucking my baby moms. Yeah. I'm trying to get. I'm not trying to get married one day. Yeah. I got no other bitches. If I come to you with this just gauntlet of lies. It's on your job. It's your job.
Parks
So. Okay. I can't tell you how many times a guy will say to a woman like a yo, do whatever's happening to you in your past. Don't bring your baggage over to me. I did not do that.
Melissa Ford
Let's go, man.
Parks
So don't make me. Don't make me pay for another man's mistakes. That is the exact same thing. So if you are. So if you're going to regard somebody with complete suspicion just based on past experiences that you've had, like how do you move forward in a relationship? How do you. How do you develop any level of trust with this person? Like how you can't. Like you can't have it both ways. And that was.
Joe Budden
But you just included the other way.
Parks
No and no. And that was the point. That was the point of the conversation. And that was where Mark was coming from too.
Joe Budden
Mark was wrong too.
Parks
No, he was not.
Joe Budden
You and Mark were wrong.
Parks
Why do. Because you say so?
Joe Budden
No, because.
Parks
Because you're emboldened by.
Joe Budden
Because no matter what we say is still your time. No matter what we say is your time.
Ish
Somebody sent me the argument.
Parks
I got you.
Melissa Ford
What do you think is.
Joe Budden
And, and, and listen, I couldn't have wasted my time because I planned to get somewhere with the lies I told you and I got there what I.
Ish
Got with that I lied with intentions. You could have started off and all of that stuff been the truth. And throughout that particular relationship, your feelings changed or that person wasn't. When you start a relationship with somebody, this could be where you really want to go. I really want to get married. I. I really want to do all these things with you.
Joe Budden
Until we see her dirty ass.
Ish
Until I know that that's. Yeah, no.
Joe Budden
Until we see how she keeps her.
Ish
Car or just some. Or until you and I don't necessarily get along at that clip that I thought that we would. So the way I felt three months ago, I don't necessarily feel that way.
Parks
So you don't feel like speaking up. Okay.
Joe Budden
Right.
Ish
So three months ago I felt like this and these were my intentions. I don't feel that way no more. That don't mean I led you on with lies in the beginning. My feelings have changed. That don't mean that I started off on bullshit.
Parks
That was not what we were talking about. Mark and I were making the specific point that there are motherfuckers that will literally just lie. They will lie to get the goal and they get the pussy. Exactly, exactly. And it's just like, that's foul. That is wasting somebody's time. It is. When you intentionally lie for your own self serving goals and you know what that person is looking for because they've been explicit in it, then that is. That is wasting somebody's fucking time.
Melissa Ford
At what point do you.
Ish
Know?
Joe Budden
One at a time. Don't jump her.
Ish
Let me ask you a question. Don't jump Melody having a conversation. I think you're right. I think that it's immoral for somebody to do that. But I also have heard you come in here twice and I don't want to fight you. I've also heard you come in here twice to say, yo, y'all stupid ass men, y'all don't have no intuition. Women got all the intuition. Intuition. So to that I say, where's the women's intuition to read the. That's lying.
Melissa Ford
This. Hit it with the.
Parks
It's. No, no, no, that's. No, I'm just not false equivalent. And that's.
Joe Budden
Oh, you could. It is. It is.
Parks
It's like it's literally a false equivalent. Stop it.
Joe Budden
I'm sorry. Yo, don't. It's a 1v1.
Melissa Ford
Don't do that.
Joe Budden
Yo, I'm not beefing today.
Melissa Ford
What are you talking.
Joe Budden
I'm on your side.
Melissa Ford
I'm on your side.
Ish
Don't let Them gas you too.
Parks
I'm not letting. I'm not letting them gas me, okay? They're. They're doing. They're doing this.
Ish
They're doing this. You are having an adult conversation. Shut the up flipping Joe.
Parks
When I speak in general, he always.
Malcolm
Bus his head some school.
Parks
When I speak. When I speak in generalities. Like women have intuition. I did. I'm not making it up. Is there not something known as women's intuition?
Ish
Yeah, but I think.
Parks
Okay, I'm not making it up, but I think it's.
Joe Budden
But y'all conveniently forget it. It doesn't.
Parks
Stop, stop. Intuition does not mean you're psychic. Intuition does not mean that you can't have hope that somebody is just being noble and being honest. Like why would you go into something with complete and total suspicion with. Of somebody? Why bother? You know what I'm saying? No, no, no, no. Hold on one second here.
Joe Budden
Hold on.
Parks
No, no, hold on, hold on one flippin Joe.
Melissa Ford
Just because I have a question for you man.
Parks
Hold on one second. You literally, I swear to God I'm just gonna speak from the perspective of being a woman. It's either you are completely jaded and bitter and cynical because you let all of the experiences in the past taint the way that you see men or you are com. You're hopeful that this is a new person and you're not gonna, you know, take your experiences from the past and apply it to them and you just hope that what they are telling you and the experiences that you're having are genuine and you're actually building towards something. Like you can't have it both fucking ways. You just can't.
Melissa Ford
I'm asking the question. Do you think that by not taking accountability. Not you. No, listen. By a person not taking accountability for being responsible for remaining in the situation, they allow themselves to. They treat it like it's just a band aid. Meaning they don't allow the. They don't want to face the fact that it's my fault that I remained in this. So it's easy to say he wasted my time instead of look within and say next time I'm going to move away easier. I'm going to look for certain signs. I feel like saying somebody wasted my time and not taking accountability that you allowed your time to be wasted. It's like a band aid on the deep wound that you won't allow to heal. That's how I feel.
Joe Budden
Wait, hold up for a minute. Cause we jumping you now apparently.
Parks
Yeah, because I spoke.
Joe Budden
I spoke to that I Agree with where he's headed. Right. Like you, Flip, like you only presented those two options.
Parks
I didn't.
Joe Budden
Let me talk.
Parks
I. But I did. But no, because. Because you're speaking on something that I. That I made clear. I made.
Joe Budden
If you just listen to me. I'm just speaking about something you just said just now. Two minutes ago you said either we're A, jaded from our past experiences or B, we're hopeful. Yada yada yada. I think what Flip is saying is there are more options than just those two. Right. Like when I'm in the strip club and. And 50 niggas in Pelly pelly jackets come in, I'm not jaded to say, hey, because of my experiences and because of where I'm from and what I've.
Parks
Learned, my radar is going to jump you.
Ish
No, my radar goes up.
Joe Budden
No, because they. No, because they all be lovable and great people, but our instincts go up. It's not I'm jaded. It's hey, I'm playing probability now. So I think there's more than just those two options of, hey, I'm jaded because there are those women and that's annoying to deal with for men versus the I'm hopeful. I'm just glutton to it all. And no, that's okay.
Parks
Hold on.
Joe Budden
Ooh.
Parks
Let's just be clear that jadedness and bitterness and cynicism is not just. It cannot just be related to the women experience. I have met way. Oh, I'm not saying I've met a lot of niggas that are bitter and jade. That's number one. And number two, when we had this conversation Tuesday, I definitely said there are experiences where people, not just women, men, they ignore the signs and that is their responsibility. Yes, you have to take responsibility. You have to take accountability. That you had plenty of red flags in your face and you chose to ignore them. That is where you cannot say your time was wasted. And I said that there are some circumstances where you had all the signs and you chose to ignore them. So now you can't be playing fucking victim. I said that there's some circumstances. I am speaking only to the circumstance where a woman approaches a situation or a person approaches a situation and she is. And they are clear on their intent. And that person just goes about consistently lying to reach their own self serving goal. That is the only circumstance in which I am talking about where somebody has wasted the other person's time knowing what they wanted and they just had their. Their own self serving.
Melissa Ford
When they, when they lie, right?
Ish
Are they, are they playing a role?
Melissa Ford
Because that means are they playing a role? Do you not see the signs? That's what I'm asking.
Parks
Like I, I, I can't answer why one person lies and another person.
Joe Budden
And we're hold up. And, and yes, humans lie.
Parks
Yeah, right.
Joe Budden
That's, that's a blanket statement. Humans lie. Are, is there not any counteraction that the person, in this case the woman puts forth? That's why I said hey, did she him. And, and you was taken aback when I said that. But there are counter actions you can take to try to see what someone's true intentions are far or get as close to their true selves as possible. We're not just gonna let the liar dictate the flow of.
Parks
Okay, so here's the thing. I don't really like and that's my final. I don't, I don't. I really hate the weaponization of sex in a situation like that. Just keep your to yourself because there is many people that have literally met the their soul mate and them the first night.
Joe Budden
We're not talking about them.
Parks
No, but it is not talking about them. But no, because it counter your argument. It is a counter to your argument that sex is not a dictator as to whether or not a relationship is going to be successful.
Joe Budden
That's a mistake. It's. It, it's not. That's a mistake.
Parks
It's not. And I know I'm not talking out of my ass.
Joe Budden
I'll let y'all get the last one and we moving on.
Ish
I can't even really talk when we acknowledge that quote unquote, men are lying you for right. Cause it's not a man. I'm glad that you fixed it and said it's not a man woman thing. But we gonna use men for this example. When a man meets a woman, right? It's a physical attraction. They don't know you. They don't know how you think. They don't know you're ambitious. They don't know you're smart. They don't know you have an amazing sense of humor and you're a great parent. None of that. It's a physical attraction. So he's thinking physically, so are we. Okay, cool.
Parks
So are we.
Melissa Ford
You got.
Ish
Mel, please let me talk. You've been running. Ain't nobody cut your you off. So cool. So when you fuck that dude in the first day or the first two days, he don't know you. So he's reached his pinnacle in many instances. Right.
Parks
Okay.
Ish
So now when you start saying guys, guys, guys for a lot of men, not all men. There are examples of niggas that have married a girl that they fucked the first day they met him. But that's a rarity. It's outliers to everything. That's a rarity. That's not the normal norm. Because most once they you that first day, they've reached their pinnacle and they moving on to somebody else that they have to. You know what I'm saying? So.
Joe Budden
And I ain't saying nothing I ain't used to do. Back in my day, the chicks wanted to before I did.
Ish
Of course they do.
Joe Budden
No, I'm holding my dick to myself so I can try to see what your true intentions are.
Ish
You've done it. I've seen it. You ain't lying.
Joe Budden
I've told Mel by mail.
Ish
No, I, I can attest to that. I've seen you.
Joe Budden
So I'm not just saying women my people.
Ish
My thing is yo dog, they're people.
Joe Budden
If the lies get me the then why Imma stop lying?
Parks
We, we think that conflating two different.
Ish
We think that because relationships go south that the person necessarily was lying. Sometimes they are lying and sometimes they were not lying. I'm not talking about Mel's only talking about the. That's been lying how person and, and.
Parks
And, and stop putting we're in sex.
Ish
It's not all the other stuff.
Parks
Like we're not.
Ish
How do we differentiate the two?
Parks
And your examples are always so extreme. Like sex on the first date, sex two days later.
Joe Budden
Because I brought it up.
Ish
I didn't say that. I'm saying how do we differentiate between two people? The liar and the person that was just.
Parks
Okay, so just to be clear, you. You missed Tuesday. So we had a whole lot on this subject. So that you just don't have. And so this is mine. And his interaction is basically just carrying on from Tuesday.
Joe Budden
And my argument is one sentence. It's your time.
Ish
That was my argument.
Joe Budden
I don't have nothing else to say other than everybody is responsible for their time. It's going to be liars, it's going to be scammers, it's going to be con artists. It's going to be people that you thought you love. That that made it seem away and it look different on earth. It's going to be mad. Guess what?
Ish
And men not the only people doing that because it's girls that be dating.
Joe Budden
Of course.
Parks
I said. I literally just fixed it.
Ish
I said that.
Parks
No, but I was saying that on Tuesday as well. I know.
Joe Budden
That's what my time get wasted. I go in the room and say, damn, I it up.
Ish
Yes.
Joe Budden
That's like what I. What she did.
Ish
That's like what I told her on.
Joe Budden
I know, but I know I'm not.
Ish
It's your day to get lied to. My man told my other man. This is funny to my man, right? My man was mad at this girl one day.
Joe Budden
That was three. That was three. And number one second, I was in.
Ish
The car with two of my homeboys in, and my man was mad that this girl stood him up. And he was like, dawg, it's your day to get lied to. She might have lied to another nigga for you the other day. Today is your day to get lied to. Yo, when you first meet somebody, people are dating multiple people. Niggas not just sitting on their hands waiting for one man or one woman to sweep them off their feet. So I might be dating three girls when I meet Mel, but nobody's.
Parks
That's understandable.
Joe Budden
Bring us to a.
Ish
Please let me finish.
Joe Budden
You right?
Parks
No, he's still talking.
Ish
So I'm gonna lie to Mel and say, yo, I had to go do something with my sister when I really was going to fuck with the next chick. That's a lie. But I still might be looking for a quality relationship. I just want that one person to overwhelm me, to leave these other three girls that I'm fucking alone.
Parks
That's not the lies that we're talking about, though. In closing, that's all I'm gonna say. That's not the lies that we're not. We're talking. We're not talking about the infancy of getting to know somebody. We're not talking about the first few weeks, couple of months. We're not talking about that because it's understandable. You really actually don't owe anybody anything at that time other than maybe just respect, you know what I'm saying? But if you. You don't have to tell them everything that's going on in your life, because I'm probably not going to tell you everything that's going on in my life. You have to earn that trust. And you build upon that trust by just examples, not words that come out of your mouth. Mouth, but actually living, breathing examples and behavior. And you have. There's. At what point can you count on somebody, can you develop that ability to count on somebody that their word is their bond, that they're not lying to you? Like, how is it that you formulate relationships if you can't even trust that that is the system that you build a relationship on. Like, that's what. That's what we were talking about. I'm not talking about the infancy of the fucking situation because we don't owe each other or anything at that point.
Ish
I don't think we. Most relationships ever get to that point.
Parks
What?
Joe Budden
Text each other.
Parks
Okay.
Joe Budden
Text each other. We did it. We did it. A little. Little quick rubber game. Quick little rubber game.
Ish
Rubber game.
Joe Budden
Yeah. Like, when it's 1:1, the tiebreaker, that's called the rubber game.
Parks
I've never heard that before, but okay.
Ish
Jerry city shirt.
Joe Budden
No.
Malcolm
You never heard of rubber match?
Joe Budden
That's the sports. That's the sports thing. That's not Jersey thing.
Parks
What sport?
Malcolm
Every sport. Any sport or game.
Joe Budden
Yeah, we play. If two football teams play twice and they won one, the next game is the rubber match. Correct.
Ish
I've never heard that.
Parks
Never heard that.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Malcolm
That's crazy.
Joe Budden
Well, Brandon, Jacob should have told you. Reggie want tiebreaker. I ain't hear no.
Parks
We weren't talking about that.
Joe Budden
All right. Different rubber match. All right, we did it. Nice little rubber match.
Ish
The words right out my mouth. I a say nothing.
Joe Budden
All right, it's time for us to get to it. Prayers for those inside the pond and out. Light is in the air.
Melissa Ford
Light is in the air.
Joe Budden
Rest in peace, Whitney. No matter what you call throughout this, stay strong. No matter how much money your podcast isn't making, just keep going, keep striving. Fire who you need to fire. You can do it. Just stay strong. You get where you need to go.
Ish
They count on me.
Joe Budden
She was good, yo.
Melissa Ford
She was the best.
Ish
Both of them.
Joe Budden
She was good.
Melissa Ford
Whitney.
Malcolm
It's not a music podcast.
Melissa Ford
Whitney Houston.
Joe Budden
No, we know.
Malcolm
She was better than good.
Joe Budden
She was good.
Malcolm
It's the joke.
Melissa Ford
She was the best.
Joe Budden
She was good. That little lady had a slap or two. She was all right.
Melissa Ford
That one.
Joe Budden
That Whitney. Yeah. I got a question for y'all.
Melissa Ford
Yeah, it was a statement I made, though.
Joe Budden
I had a question. Pretty good, right?
Malcolm
I was listening to Whitney Houston the other day.
Joe Budden
She was pretty good, right? Yeah. One of my OGs called me. He was playing with Whitney. I was like, yo, I gotta ask, like, was she really the best? What y'all think?
Melissa Ford
Your audience killed me, son.
Ish
Killed me.
Joe Budden
Killed me.
Melissa Ford
For my last take. They killing me, son.
Joe Budden
All right, where. Where y'all want to go? Where y'all want to go? Anywhere y'all want to go. It's still a lot to get to. There's Still a lot to get to.
Malcolm
You want to go get into King's night?
Joe Budden
Wild King.
Ish
Wow.
Joe Budden
King. Wow. King Knight. I feel like we got to be mature during this topic. Come on. So everybody here, or most of us have now watched the puff doc refer.
Malcolm
To the tag before we start this.
Joe Budden
Five part puff doc on Max. Yes, yes, on Max. We are not talking about that other one. We're talking about the five part part one on Max, who we usually look.
Malcolm
To as a good doc source. Yeah, typically Max, hbo, whoever over there.
Ish
Yeah. And they does good doing investigation discovery.
Malcolm
I'm not sure that I necessarily feel that way about this one.
Joe Budden
What do you think? Don't. Don't shut up and toss it us.
Malcolm
I don't think that it was the greatest of docs.
Joe Budden
It started. It was pretty good.
Malcolm
It was. No, it was entertaining.
Joe Budden
It didn't.
Malcolm
I don't think.
Joe Budden
It didn't add anything.
Malcolm
If they were out to. To paint him to be a monster beyond what was known for the most part. I don't think there was much new information.
Joe Budden
I agree with that. I agree with that. There were new voices and new people. Yeah.
Ish
Yes, I was gonna say.
Joe Budden
And that was cool.
Ish
That's what did it for me.
Joe Budden
That was cool to hear from. They did a good job of the timeline.
Malcolm
Yeah, yeah, sure.
Joe Budden
Across five parts. They walked you through him as a child, him at uptown, him with Clive. Oh, yeah, that's uptown.
Ish
Him RJ World.
Joe Budden
That's uptown. Yeah.
Parks
Well, I mean, some people don't know that anyway.
Joe Budden
Him with Clive, him with the reality TV up to the Ciroc and. And liquor. Liquor. And then the final part five was them sitting with one of the drug runners, the assistants or whatever. Whatever he was. And he was spilling tea. He had the text. Yeah, he was showing the text. Voice notes. The last part five. Part five was only 21 minutes long, but boy, it was.
Malcolm
That was the one. Really.
Joe Budden
That was the one.
Malcolm
Everything else has been fairly public, if not super public information for decades in a lot of instances.
Parks
Well, the. The accuser, I believe her name was Talia. That story was extraordinarily graphic and gruesome.
Joe Budden
Which one was Talia? Which episode?
Malcolm
The girl whose man worked for Police. Puff. And then he r her at the studio.
Joe Budden
That's Puff move. That's Puff's move too. It appears to be the Ryan Leslie, Cassie Kim, Kim Porter. I see if you have her.
Ish
That ain't just that move.
Malcolm
It's a lot of people.
Ish
That's a lot.
Malcolm
Well, I mean, outside of the R part.
Joe Budden
Well, we're talking about this specific kid.
Ish
Because a lot of dudes would be like, oh, you with him. Oh, I know I could get fc. That's a lot of moves. I told you the rapper that tried this is.
Malcolm
You didn't see it.
Joe Budden
Wait, somebody's tried it with me. A rapper. Of course he's mad at them rappers.
Ish
No, he tried it.
Joe Budden
Headache is yours. Buy Motrin.
Ish
A lot of feel like if I could just get her away from him, I got her. Or that nigga's corny. If I. If she'll fall for him, him I know I'mma get. Oh, that drive a what?
Joe Budden
Well, episode three, they said they. They chronicled Puff going through the extent of making a fake flyer to get Cassie to Miami so that she's there on work.
Ish
Want to get away from this. I've done that before. Y'all said it was fly.
Joe Budden
I've done that before. I've done it before.
Ish
Cuz I came in and said that was. And y'all was like, no, that's fly.
Joe Budden
If charges come after it, then it's not fly. If charges come after, then it's not fly.
Malcolm
Yeah, if you do it like.
Joe Budden
Like, if you do it and you.
Ish
Just get away and she leaves and.
Joe Budden
She went to sh. And that's fly.
Ish
That's fly.
Joe Budden
If you get away and then kidnap her for the next nine to 15 years against her will, I don't think it's fly. It's sick.
Malcolm
Yeah.
Ish
If she go under her own free will, it's fly.
Joe Budden
One of the things that bothered me most, I think, is in episode three or four, I want to say four is the security guy. The security guy says, and I quote, Roger, whatever his name was, he says in one breath, when I knew this is when I knew it was really bad. We were over here, and they started fighting. He started kicking Cassie. He started punching Cassie like it was a fight in the next 10 minutes. He says, yeah, man. Anybody. Anybody that know Cassie, she don't tell it all right away, but she used to speak. She used to speak to. To me because we had, like, a father. Like a father, daughter relationship. Like, I saw her like a daughter. To me, that didn't sit right with me for the rest of the shit.
Ish
So you let the. So you let.
Joe Budden
So you saw her like a daughter, but you let her get her ass beat without saying anything. Right. Which is why when I watch these docs, I do think that some of the people that they show need to be vetted.
Ish
I agree.
Malcolm
Yeah.
Joe Budden
I'm not just Talking about the puff doc. When I watch docs and they bring on people to talk about their experience on the side. Tell me. Tell me a little bit about them. Tell me if they worked at Kroger. Tell me fucking where they was born.
Ish
Tell me where their family relations were.
Malcolm
Complicit in a ball, saw a bunch of shit and did an interview.
Ish
Tell me how to fall out for decades. The fallout be important. Tell me why y'all don't speak no more. Tell me how y'all fell out. Because that speaks volumes. Even I remember when the R. Kelly shit was going on, and they was like, yo, we was on the tour bus, and. And the door flew open on the tour bus by mistake. Like, they hit a bump and the door flew open, and they said they looked inside and saw what they saw. And I'm like, okay. And y'all just kept working with this for the next seven, eight years. So at some point, in my opinion, your character and your moral compass is off, too. And you doing anything for some money. So my. You ain't really the.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ish
You know what I'm saying?
Joe Budden
Like the savior that you're trying to be. Now, too many people on this doc would blatantly said repeatedly, yeah, man, I feel so bad now. I feel so bad now. I didn't say anything, and that was because of. But I feel like I can make it right today.
Ish
It's like, nigga, no, you can't make it right. No, you can't make it right. And if that still had you on payroll, you wouldn't be trying to make it right. Yeah. And what's your motivation for making it right today? You ain't on the payroll, so now I'm gonna pay you back, right. Or not even pay you back. I just.
Parks
Bandwagon.
Melissa Ford
Yes.
Ish
It ain't even a personal thing. I'm getting interviews. Might be looking for some interviews, all of that.
Joe Budden
I also think some of them people on there were lying.
Ish
I ain't see it.
Joe Budden
I'm not pointing out who I think was lying, but some of them people. It just didn't sound.
Ish
Some of the stories that I've heard.
Joe Budden
It didn't sound right.
Ish
I agree.
Joe Budden
Like, the interview is sitting there. We. You know why we brought you here. You know what we're doing, and, you.
Ish
Know, we need you to give us.
Joe Budden
Tell me about what happened. Oh, it's just. I don't. It's just too tough to tell.
Ish
Tell you why you here.
Joe Budden
I mean, what I can tell you is he was a different person. Okay.
Ish
You got it, bro. You got it. I think the people that are lying are gonna do the people that are telling the truth a disservice.
Joe Budden
Agree. Yeah. Cause I believe this. I believe this both. Yeah.
Ish
I believe that there are some people that have some truthful shit. I believe that there are some people that's gonna say some lying shit. And I think with the caliber of lawyers that his money can provide, I think they gonna get some of those liars on the stand and they gonna eat they fucking lunch. And what it's gonna do is create reasonable doubt for the people that are telling the truth.
Malcolm
Right.
Joe Budden
I still don't think he could have but so much money left that.
Parks
And also, and also or even if.
Joe Budden
That is not true today he got money again.
Ish
They didn't. Look, I hear you listen to this. He came up with 50 that he ain't have to spend. He's still locked up. He had 50 to bail out out. He they ain't take it.
Joe Budden
Got it.
Ish
He spent 50 in six months.
Joe Budden
Let's see what that 50 looks like around the summertime.
Ish
Yeah. Like it's $50 million. It's still. It's a lot of money.
Joe Budden
I think when you playing at a certain clip the that you paying for.
Ish
With different lawyers is different. I'm not disagreeing.
Malcolm
It's not just lawyers. I'm sure you know, you got to get specialists, researchers, professionals.
Ish
$50 million. My for sure. Like I, I. In my opinion.
Joe Budden
I think you'd be shocked at how fast somebody could spend. Yeah.
Parks
And exactly.
Ish
I paid lawyer fees for years.
Malcolm
Not these lords.
Ish
I know.
Malcolm
Look at it this way. You don't think 50 people might want a million dollars out of this?
Ish
No.
Joe Budden
Ish.
Ish
Not in a year. No. I don't think he pays 50 individual people.
Joe Budden
That's not what he said. That's not what he said. He said. Do you think 50 people people would want a million dollars out of this?
Ish
You mean as a. When you say both.
Malcolm
Both lawyer fees. Anybody that's coming to us all. You mean paying people off to stay the quiet? A bunch of different.
Ish
Of course that's possible.
Joe Budden
And you still got to take care of whatever you've been taking care of while you inside. I don't think he sold that them houses yet.
Melissa Ford
Nobody wants to buy them.
Malcolm
Jets, cars, houses.
Joe Budden
Somebody gonna buy them houses.
Parks
Yeah, yeah.
Joe Budden
House in that floor. The house is fire.
Malcolm
They will.
Melissa Ford
Yeah, but it's been in the market.
Joe Budden
Somebody just bought the Menendez house like.
Malcolm
They will sage and keep it moving, bro.
Ish
Let me tell you something. But if I know he in that particular situation. I ain't buying that house. I'mma squeeze the out that till. He tapped out in a house that's worth 20 million. Y'all got a quick 9 million. What's up? I got 8.5. What's up?
Joe Budden
Yo, I'm desperate.
Ish
You get what I'm saying?
Joe Budden
Yeah. I'm so mad. This little Alpine household, I'm mad. I'm tight.
Ish
I seen some yesterday. I send it to you.
Joe Budden
And the houses now that I'm looking at, they ain't built yet. They got the pictures up on Zillow. But when you drive by. Yeah, just some wooden sticks up.
Ish
I seen some yesterday.
Joe Budden
What town you be trying to have me in? The sticks. I want to be where opulence is.
Ish
See the grove.
Joe Budden
I won't go that far. Yeah, but that is far.
Ish
No, it's not.
Joe Budden
How far is he to grow right.
Ish
Next door to Montclear? He's don't want to go.
Joe Budden
That's what I'm saying.
Ish
He don't want to go that far.
Joe Budden
I'm going. I'm going to Alpine.
Ish
He want to stay.
Joe Budden
I'm going to Alpine.
Ish
Up there, it's 14,000 for the cheap.
Joe Budden
I'm going to Alpine, Okay? Y'all come with me. Come. Come have a little.
Ish
14,000 for the cheap. Yo, for the cheap ain't coming with you.
Joe Budden
Watch for the BTS for the cheap.
Parks
14,000 square feet.
Joe Budden
Hey, the BTS is summer 2026. Don't you worry about it. Don't you. There's some good going on in the world right there. Hey, hold up. Let me keep the good vibe.
Ish
Good sage up there.
Joe Budden
Yeah, it's good going on out there in content world. Hey, shout out to anybody watching.
Melissa Ford
Something seriously wrong with you. Something is wrong. Why your backhanded compliments and stuff like that? Just chill, man. Everything is going well. Is happy.
Joe Budden
It's just. I don't like the term backhanded. Com compliments. And if that's something that I've been doing, then I apologize to them, man.
Ish
No, you don't apologize. You make a. You make a living off of backhanded compliments. What's your problem?
Melissa Ford
Hey, yo, shout out to y'all. You know you been firing people.
Joe Budden
You had to clear up the budget.
Melissa Ford
You got to clear up the budget to get new things. I understand.
Joe Budden
Well, if y'all leave, I'm out of friends. I got to go find somebody from high school.
Melissa Ford
If we leave, you gonna.
Joe Budden
I gotta find somebody from the 80s.
Melissa Ford
You got a plan?
Joe Budden
Hey.
Melissa Ford
Hey.
Joe Budden
This is my childhood friend the third grade together. Yo, you can't read your phone at work?
Ish
No, I was. I was showing both of y'all the house.
Joe Budden
Oh, I wasn't even talking about you. You can't read your phone at work neither.
Ish
I'll send it to you. I thought you can't read your phone at work, you weasel.
Joe Budden
You can't.
Parks
Okay, we talked about the serious about the doc. Let's get to the fuck funny. AG&BO.
Joe Budden
Episode five with the assistant dude, where they showing the text and the voice notes? Puff getting in his bag. Yeah, so what?
Ish
What bag, though?
Joe Budden
So what the suits called a freak off.
Malcolm
You know the section at Walgreens that says adult care that bad? That bag?
Joe Budden
So what? All of the civil suits called a freak freak off in this doc. They were calling Wild Kings Night.
Ish
I mean, Kings is wild WKK or wkn.
Joe Budden
And I might have just added that S because black people add a s. Wild King Knight. Wild W. So he was sending over the rider for the Wild King Knight. Yeah, basically. Which is. Listen, I need five bottles of BO and a G. Ag. Bo, I know to be baby oil.
Malcolm
Yes.
Joe Budden
AG Cracked my muffin while I'm watching this.
Malcolm
Did they flash the logo? I've ag'd before.
Joe Budden
I was stuck for a minute trying to talk.
Ish
You want to talk about jeans?
Joe Budden
Ag.
Ish
You want to talk about show business?
Joe Budden
I kept saying American Gangster. I didn't know what was going on.
Ish
Attorney General in this.
Joe Budden
But they was talking about after Astroglide and he was talking about some medical. I need five clarinopsin sentence.
Malcolm
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Ish
There was a Kalana pin. Was it?
Malcolm
It might have been.
Joe Budden
And it was. And it wasn't. Colon chloro. Something else. And one started with an M or L. Like, he was asking for specific.
Ish
They got special blue boys.
Joe Budden
Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, he got them too. Oh, yeah. The voice note. He was asking for it all. Yo, I need. Yo, I need the microdose pill mushrooms. Yo, I need the weed. Yo, I need this, y'all. I need. Like he was putting homeboy to work to his assistant. Yes.
Malcolm
This young man's job was to go around and buy lube and drugs for the parties and clean up to come.
Joe Budden
Afterwards and clean up the cum. He said basically his job was to protect Puff's private life.
Melissa Ford
So why.
Ish
He said, so why you ratting now?
Malcolm
Clean up the bathtub. And it would be baby oil.
Ish
So see, that'd be the. I think is just so.
Joe Budden
Corny. Yeah, that's no I'm not doing that. I'm not. I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that.
Ish
He's saying that's the. That he thinks is corny.
Malcolm
Get Corny was probably getting paid 30 grand a year to do this, and now I'm not.
Joe Budden
No, no, I'm not. It's not corny to me.
Ish
He wasn't getting paid 30 grand.
Parks
No, he was getting paid way more.
Ish
Than he was getting paid way more than 30 grand to clean up nothing.
Joe Budden
It's no longer corn is you talking. It's. No, it's. It's no longer corny. If you believe what. If you believe what the person your boss is doing is vow and illegal, it's not corny anymore. Then. Then I'm trying to help stop crimes. It's different than, hey, hey. They up there getting in their bag like grown people. Consensual sex. Once you start finding out some of the wild, it's like, oh, I'm not co signing that.
Ish
Ain't really want to do this. And you. Oh, you chart. Wait, hold up.
Joe Budden
They said he was doing. He was responsible for emergency cleanup. Emergency cleanup in these hotel rooms. The interviewer asked him, well, what needed to be cleaned. Messy ass interview. He was like, everything. It was a mess. There was come everywhere. Baby oil. Oh, he was asking for. What's the. That. That? Get the baby oil. Flour. What is it? What's this? Your baby. Baby's bacon soda. He was asking for bacon soda. He was asking for the kit. He had the wild King Knight kit.
Malcolm
They showed the safe with the drugs in it. The password was 1, 2, 3, 4.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Melissa Ford
1, 2, 3, 4.
Joe Budden
Yo, shout out to anybody out there with the 1, 2, 3, 4 password. It's mad at y'all.
Malcolm
They wanted that drugs accessible.
Joe Budden
Hey, we don't. We don't pay no mind to the little note down there that says very weak, very weak password. Yeah, but my question is this. Why do you need BO Nag. Why do you need baby oil and Astroglide?
Parks
Because you know, you cannot use baby oil as a sexual lubricant.
Malcolm
I don't think you want BO in the butt.
Parks
You don't want BO in vaginas or assholes. Yeah, it will cause. It will cause fucking infections and it'll clog.
Melissa Ford
Get up.
Joe Budden
Thank you guys for that education.
Parks
You're welcome.
Melissa Ford
Talk to them.
Joe Budden
My response to that is, you don't want Astro Glide up there either.
Melissa Ford
Astro Glide is made for in the title is made Glide.
Ish
Glide is made glide in the ass.
Joe Budden
All y'all are talking at the same time.
Ish
Can hear you glide.
Malcolm
We're saying the same thing.
Joe Budden
It isn't harmony. So y'all. So y'all are saying Astronomy Glide is only for ass play?
Parks
No, no, it's for. It's bodily orifices. It's for vagina.
Joe Budden
I'm saying that Astroglide should not go in someone's vagina.
Parks
Yes, yes, it does.
Joe Budden
I know that it does.
Parks
And it can. That's what it's for. Yes, I promise you, okay?
Joe Budden
You buy the yeast infection and all the other shit that come with in your baby oil. I know you have a pussy.
Parks
Baby oil will cause said yeast infection. Astroglide is made. It is. It is a sexual lubricant. It is made for insertion.
Joe Budden
I comprehend.
Parks
Well, okay.
Joe Budden
My response to that is. Astroglide also does that.
Parks
No, it doesn't. Astro glide. Okay, you know that Astroglide is basically the same thing as KY jelly, right?
Joe Budden
I don't know. Cause I'm not a chemist.
Ish
Okay, what's your lube of choice?
Joe Budden
Wet platinum. And I don't put that in nobody. Vagina Astroglobal. I'm not using that to put in somebody.
Malcolm
It's a water based.
Ish
I'm just reading this right here from them and it says it not only lubricates but acts as a vaginal moisturizer. It's water. Water based, water soluble and condom compatible.
Joe Budden
Talking to idiots that want to keep repeating the same thing. Yes, understood. I'm saying that many of the lubricants that are advertised as safe to use in vaginas aren't. Yes, that's all I'm saying to y'all.
Ish
Well, I will take your word.
Joe Budden
As someone that has tried most of the lubricants, I take your word in vaginas.
Parks
Okay.
Joe Budden
So I don't care how they market.
Ish
It, but different vaginas would react.
Parks
Okay, hold on. Okay, hold on, hold on.
Ish
Cuz. Some girls don't like. Can't use Magnum. Some girls can't use condoms.
Joe Budden
I prefer the girls that like, just get wet.
Melissa Ford
There you go. You got to.
Joe Budden
There you go. I prefer the girls that.
Melissa Ford
When I.
Joe Budden
When I hit that nibble with a. Like, it just naturally has ag. Yeah, the ones where it's. When it's. Cons. They want to do consensual. They. Y'all got like a natural. Some of y'all. Some of y'all. Let me not put that on all y'all. That's it. That's it.
Malcolm
Seven bottles is a lot of Lube might have a.
Ish
Or not, depending on what they. Wow, that's a lot of loot.
Melissa Ford
Depending on how many people there.
Joe Budden
How many people bring back the men that know how to get a vagina naturally wet.
Parks
You have. Okay, hold on one second here. You've never been. No, not even that. You've never been in a situation where you've been all day and like, the cat gets a little swollen and needs a little bit of help.
Joe Budden
Melissa.
Parks
Yes. I'm not Melissa.
Joe Budden
Yes, I have.
Parks
Okay.
Joe Budden
And that's when I stop inserting in her.
Melissa Ford
Exactly. Take a rest.
Joe Budden
Once I beat them lips up to the swelling portion. And she's like, ah. Oh, my God.
Ish
Beat this thing.
Joe Budden
Oh, it hurts, right? Yeah, bitch. That ain't the sign for me to keep going. That's me. I stop when I swell it up. Job done, Marlboro man. Okay.
Ish
Not just that to ISIS point.
Parks
A little bit of pain.
Ish
Feels good, dog. Some of this shit is transactional.
Joe Budden
There you go.
Ish
So if it's transactional, I might not be getting the wettest for the nigga. Cause I'm fucking him for money.
Joe Budden
Oh, that's when I open the drawer and just pull the money out.
Ish
They might not get wet. It's transactional, bro.
Joe Budden
When it's transactional and I open the drawer and pull the money out and get to doing this while they do back in the day, then, yeah, it's gonna get wet. I'm not putting no astroglot and no vagina. I'm not. I'm not doing it real weird. That's what you need. Have at it. I eat pussy good. I fuck good. I talk good. Let me get in that ear. Let me get. Let me get missionary. Get in that ear. I won't need no ass.
Ish
Look. And oral sex. Get them. Get them going. You ain't necessarily eating no box of the chick that you paying for. Box.
Malcolm
The right hand work. Get the. Get the job done, too.
Ish
Too, bro.
Joe Budden
I'm Puff this finger right here. Undefeated. I'm.
Ish
I'm puff my.
Joe Budden
Don't let me hit him with the deuce. Them two right with the deuce right there.
Malcolm
Little middle finger guy.
Joe Budden
That's awkward for you.
Ish
Them two. Them two right there.
Joe Budden
The bowling.
Ish
You got to go bowling. Them the two right there.
Joe Budden
Yo, this is interesting. Wait, you do the.
Parks
Wait, you were about to say something. As an example. You're puff.
Ish
If you puff, I'm not eating your. To get you wet. I might got six girls in there. I'm not eating six pussies. I'm worth a billion dollars. Y'all bitches gonna please me. I'm paying y'all to please me. And that's the attitude. That's. That might be that again, I, you know, that's not my bag. But I could see that being an attitude of a bunch of dudes that paying for pussy. However much money get you there, I need to make about. I'm paying dollars less than me, for sure.
Joe Budden
Oh, wait. And this is the other part where I'm calling out lies. This is the other part where I'm calling out lies. And it may be inconsistent, so if so, bleep it. The assistant said with a serious face on, looking like he was about to cry. He said, or they might have asked him because the interview was in her bag too. Was there any type of initiation process or a test for you so he knew that you were loyal?
Malcolm
This one.
Joe Budden
And the assistant dude said, so glad you asked. As a matter of of fact, there was. I paused, it went and got some chips. I was like, oh, he about to go crazy. Let me go get the wavy legs. Big bag. Yeah, big giant, family size. Hey, I gotta talk to y'all about them chips with the.
Parks
The recall.
Ish
No, not no recall. The re. Air.
Melissa Ford
Yeah.
Ish
Put no chips in the bag no more. It be this much chips in the back.
Joe Budden
And it don't be chips, it be crumbs.
Ish
It ain't crushed up half.
Joe Budden
You got the dip here. You trying to pick up the crumbs.
Ish
You don't even get a whole chip.
Malcolm
So what was the point of all that air? There's no more whole chips.
Ish
Ain't no more. Who chips?
Joe Budden
Whole chips is done.
Ish
You might get four or five whole chips. The rest is a little bit.
Joe Budden
But anyway, this dude was like, I'm so glad you asked. As a matter of fact, there was one night he pulled me to the side. I'm getting ready to cry with him. You know I like to cry. Give me something I could cry. Said one night, he pulled me to the side and said, it's time to see if you're really about it. And the interviewer said, well, what did he do? What did he do next? I grabbed a chip with no dick.
Melissa Ford
He raw dog the chip.
Joe Budden
This is the talking about. He brought me in the back to this room and told me to have sex with this girl. It was consensual. The girl said, yeah. He looked at the girl. He said, will you have sex with him? She said, yes, I will. And I was forced to have sex with this woman while he stood There I was so embarrassed. And when it was done, I ran to a room and cried.
Ish
I felt dirty.
Joe Budden
I can't believe I was forced to do this, nigga, I was sitting there so confused. All right, we got to stop putting sauce on some of this doc.
Melissa Ford
Stop it, money.
Joe Budden
Stop it, money. Puff had one of the baddest you ever seen in your life ready to go and said, hey, consensually, we get it done right now, okay? He and his freak bag. I want to watch. Well, that's why it's all wrong. So let me be clear. I understand the power die dynamic. If I hired you for that.
Ish
You didn't hire me for that. You didn't hire me to nobody.
Joe Budden
You can't tell me what I hired you about.
Ish
The dude you didn't hire. I was the assistant. And he said to see if you.
Joe Budden
Really Drug runner dog hired some to stick bananas in their. At the London strip club. Yo, people are hiring people, and they get into the after work scene, which sometimes includes, I'm gonna keep it buck.
Ish
And I'm sure there was some level of NDA and there was some level of agreement that he signed prior to working for Puff, I'm sure.
Joe Budden
Of course.
Ish
Of course. So that might have been a little specific.
Joe Budden
That means somebody could get meek for when we go to the strip club. Like when me, Mel and Imani or whatever went to the strip club and I go grab a girl and put on. On Mel.
Ish
Yes, yes, yes, yes. Mel can say she felt obliged to do that because of the power dynamic.
Melissa Ford
Yo, this trying to be funny.
Ish
Not be trying to be funny.
Melissa Ford
Yes, you're right. No, you're right.
Ish
I'm just saying really, how it could go.
Joe Budden
I taped it.
Ish
I believe you. So what that mean?
Malcolm
Careful, careful.
Ish
So that might be evidence to tape it. No, listen. Did you get her consent to tape? Yo, even if she says it's consensual, she can change ice.
Joe Budden
You've been on my list anyway. Go ahead, keep it up. He trying to help you.
Melissa Ford
Can I. Can I tape you at this moment?
Ish
No, bro, it's still she. She can say, yo, I still felt forced. I consented, but I felt forced. I thought that if I didn't.
Joe Budden
So you can't even go to the.
Ish
Strip club with your co. Not that you have the power dynamic over. No.
Joe Budden
What if I fire myself and then.
Ish
You hide yourself back the next day? Yeah, good luck with that then.
Joe Budden
I'm just going as a friend.
Ish
Go ahead, go tell them that. Go ahead, tell them that.
Malcolm
I'm still going to the strip club with you, buddy.
Ish
No, you get my point, though, look.
Melissa Ford
Right.
Parks
You're absolutely right. But I'm still coming.
Melissa Ford
Let's go, man. Thank God.
Joe Budden
Who want to work around that person?
Parks
But wait, I have. I just have a question for everybody that saw the doc. I don't want to be insensitive. This is a completely innocent question. Who's the assistant straight?
Malcolm
I wasn't sure I was going to say that when he was making his critique of the situation.
Parks
And so that. That would.
Joe Budden
Now that makes sense.
Parks
And that's what would make it particularly egregious if he is not.
Joe Budden
Yeah. I take it that way.
Parks
And forced him to have sex with a woman.
Joe Budden
She's right.
Ish
That changed things.
Joe Budden
Yeah. Even if he was straight on them gay boots.
Parks
No, but I'm just saying.
Joe Budden
Let's just say his boots.
Parks
It's still.
Ish
Oh, you said the power.
Joe Budden
Like.
Parks
You're absolutely right. Power dynamics still exist. Even though if he is straight, I'm.
Ish
Saying he could have been straight and attracted to that woman.
Parks
Yes, it's still wrong, but.
Ish
Yes, it is wrong.
Parks
But if we're acknowledging the fact what I think most people came to the conclusion of that he was not straight, then that is particularly egregious to make you do that. To make, you know, make you feel like you have to do that. Have sex with a woman when you don't like vagina.
Joe Budden
All right, you walk. You talk me into it.
Parks
That's crazy.
Joe Budden
I'm on your side.
Ish
And that would.
Joe Budden
That whole little. When he.
Ish
What he said to him ahead of time.
Joe Budden
Yeah. So swap. Swap Shorty out. Go get money the king. No.
Ish
Oh. Oh.
Joe Budden
Yo, if he start some in front of me, I'll be saying stupid.
Melissa Ford
Shine light on him. Shine light on.
Joe Budden
It's going to be tough to keep a hard on while I'm watching, buddy. Well, that could be.
Ish
Yo, I'm. I'm with. That's the power part. Like, that's the real now. It's almost like humiliate. You type like, that's your ritual.
Joe Budden
If you really down, you shouldn't make a gay dude a girl. If y'all work some type of initial Asian. You're right. You're absolutely right about that. I've come around.
Malcolm
Yeah, for sure.
Melissa Ford
It's okay. Clean it up. Clean it up. Call the dude.
Ish
Clean it up. The cup.
Melissa Ford
Call the dude to clean it up.
Joe Budden
Oh, y'all nasty. Hell, man.
Melissa Ford
Can you imagine if.
Joe Budden
No nothing. Imagine if you gay, then I ain't a cuck no more. I'm not watching anymore.
Malcolm
Oh, I see.
Ish
Oh, okay.
Joe Budden
Yeah, okay. It's no longer my.
Malcolm
I'm saying if you still watch, you still might be a cuck.
Joe Budden
Oh, well, yeah, if you still watch it.
Malcolm
Yeah.
Joe Budden
I'd be in there with the movie 3D glasses. You know how much I'd be doing just to see if you could stay hard while I'm over here on the side playing patty cake. Let's see how that blood really get flowing in your body.
Melissa Ford
Something seriously wrong with you.
Joe Budden
No, but you're right. He did look a little. Even though I think that's inappropriate to say. He did look a little.
Malcolm
We don't know.
Parks
We don't know.
Melissa Ford
But don't put that jacket on.
Parks
Wouldn't be surprised if.
Malcolm
Sure he had the boots.
Joe Budden
He had the boots on the Lenny Kravitz joints. Yep.
Ish
Which boots?
Malcolm
Some shit with zippers.
Melissa Ford
Lenny Kravitz.
Ish
He has some fries on now.
Melissa Ford
Walking into Brooklyn Choice.
Joe Budden
He had the Rick Owens. I ain't in the girls 12 that's up. We leaving this cuz I'm going just be immature the whole time.
Melissa Ford
Had the baking powder to clean the gym. That just soak up the baby. Yeah, it soaks it up. Yeah.
Ish
Baby oil soak up nut.
Melissa Ford
No, probably baking powder.
Malcolm
I think a jizzle just float around in there.
Parks
Baking soda.
Melissa Ford
Yeah, baking soda, yeah.
Ish
Pulls up the oil.
Melissa Ford
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Coming Oil mix for the clogs. Then you got to get the drain on pour.
Malcolm
That's what he said.
Joe Budden
The.
Malcolm
The. The bathtub reach in there. There was nothing but bab baby oil in that.
Melissa Ford
Them feel the tub with baby oil like.
Joe Budden
And I was shocked that he was still doing that at a hotel.
Ish
But they don't be normally hotels though.
Joe Budden
No, it's not now when you wild king night go home.
Ish
No, you don't want everybody to know.
Malcolm
Kings in my house.
Joe Budden
You shouldn't do this in a hotel. You got to clean this.
Ish
And if I.
Melissa Ford
What type of hotels are they doing?
Ish
They doing that in $20,000 a night hotels. They doing that in hotels that are literally there to shut the up and let you do whatever you want to do for that for $35,000 a night. And I'm going to guarantee you that I'm going to have my assistant come in and clean up whatever he cannot clean. Clean up. Charge me a cleaning fee with the professional service.
Joe Budden
All right. You convinced me again.
Ish
And I'm writing it off.
Joe Budden
You convinced me. I'm with you off the king's day.
Ish
It's crazy and I'm writing it Off.
Joe Budden
Okay, great.
Parks
You guys never like on all your tour days up hotel rooms?
Joe Budden
Not.
Malcolm
Not really.
Joe Budden
Not to the degree that we're talking about.
Parks
No, I understand. Not to that degree.
Joe Budden
Any up a hotel. I did the clean lady in the morning could fix it.
Ish
Had no money like that to be having a private assistant come with the baking soda.
Malcolm
I never had to that much Luber baby oil in my possession ever my entire life.
Joe Budden
And let me just say. Listen, while I agree with you. There are $20,000 night hotels that are with the ships. The hotel is how he got into this jam anyway.
Ish
Facts true, but supposed to get. So think about how.
Joe Budden
Let me take that.
Ish
That's not how he got into.
Joe Budden
Let me. I take that back. His behavior got him into a gym.
Melissa Ford
Exactly.
Joe Budden
But the hotel having footage of your behavior didn't. Wasn't helpful to you.
Ish
But think about this. The hotel hid that footage for the better part of a decade. And somebody's greed allowed them to keep a second copy because he thought he bought the first one.
Joe Budden
Until my man called. What's my man name from tmz? The little white dude, Harvey. Harvey. Harvey called.
Ish
He paid 50 grand for the. For the original quote, unquote. You can't do that at a normal Marriott, my nigga. You get what I'm saying?
Melissa Ford
So he's standing some shafuckers in, nigga.
Ish
Standing some boutique private shit that you walk by the door and you shouldn't even talk to the hotel.
Melissa Ford
Some shit with a tunnel in it, nigga. Yeah, some of the hotels is for real.
Ish
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Well, I do believe one day Puff will eventually get out of jail. And when that day happens, I'll be sure better not eat nowhere near that house. He coming straight for Al B. Sure again. Here, have some tea, nigga. Go ahead. Come on. More. They got that hydroglassic team that put you out, boy.
Ish
Hydro glassic.
Malcolm
Prayers up to the victims, man. Some of the stories are actually traumatizing and horrible to listen to.
Joe Budden
Yeah, prayers to each one of the victims for sure. I did want to see more Albie Shore in this one. When I'll be sure.
Malcolm
Should drop any, right? I. I remember. I don't remember any Albisore in this one.
Joe Budden
Not in this one.
Parks
He wasn't in this one.
Joe Budden
He wasn't in this. This one. You got his book coming?
Malcolm
Yeah.
Joe Budden
You got his book coming? Best bestseller.
Melissa Ford
And they're going to talk about. I ain't going to ask that question.
Joe Budden
There you go.
Parks
Now we want to know.
Joe Budden
There you go. You're getting better.
Melissa Ford
No, I Just.
Malcolm
I don't want to know.
Joe Budden
What else, what else, what else, what else?
Ish
The D.C. crash.
Joe Budden
Have at it.
Ish
So a Blackhawk helicopter crashed into American Airlines. Yeah, American Airlines flight that was about to land in dc. It's caught on video. Just respect to all the victims. There's a lot of side talk going around I don't want to get into.
Joe Budden
But the victims, the pilot, the co pilot, the stewardess, all victims.
Malcolm
Yeah.
Ish
Families like this. Imagine.
Joe Budden
Yeah, but I want to shout them all out because it's some news reporters out there, some news reports out there that were saying, did y'all hear that? There was no VIPs on the flight? Did y'all hear that one?
Parks
No, I didn't hear that.
Ish
Yeah, no VIPs on the. On the helicopter, everyone. That.
Joe Budden
That.
Ish
That was disgusting.
Malcolm
Yeah, it's crazy.
Parks
One of the only things I heard was Trump tried to blame the crash on dei. I was like, what the fuck?
Joe Budden
Well, we getting there. I think. We think that's what we're doing. Yeah.
Ish
But, yeah, to say there's no VIPs was discussed enough.
Melissa Ford
Yeah, nasty.
Joe Budden
And one of them reported reporters to. To a husband waiting on his wife that said, hey, I was just texting with her 10 minutes ago. And in all communication, see stupid ass reporter talking about, can I see the text?
Malcolm
That's disgusting.
Joe Budden
There's a lot of disgusting behavior going around surrounding bro. Like mass tragedy.
Ish
There's news for content purposes, media content. All of that shit is disgusting. My. Like, yo, we really have lost the sensitivity piece. When. When. And just reporting tragedy, it's really about the most salacious shit you can find. So somebody waiting on their wife to come out. You like, can I see the text? You mind if I take a picture of that? Take a picture of this nigga. Want to take pictures of somebody to be the first one to pose. It's the rush to be first. It's the rush for the exclusive. We totally lost all human decency.
Melissa Ford
They said that the. Who are the. What's the people named?
Joe Budden
The faa, the traffic controllers. Air traffic control. Thank you.
Melissa Ford
Air traffic controllers. They said that the airport or the area where the air traffic controller is, they were understaffed. Understaffed.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Melissa Ford
Thank you so much.
Ish
But from my report, and I got a.
Melissa Ford
It was like 19, when it's supposed to be 30.
Ish
I got an inside report that said basically that everybody at the airport did everything the right way. Everything was done accordingly. The. The mistake rests solely on the Blackhawk pilot they were talking to.
Joe Budden
In the video, it showed.
Ish
It looked like that they said the Blackhawk pilot, they were asking him, yo, you, do you not see this plane in front of you? And he was not responsive. So.
Joe Budden
Well, no, in one of them, he replied, yes, I see the plane.
Ish
And then they kept asking him, as he keeps going and going and going and going. It's like, yo, my.
Joe Budden
There's a theory out there theater that says maybe he thought he saw one plane and that wasn't the plane that they were talking about. I won't. I can't.
Ish
They said that.
Joe Budden
Speak to that. But when you watch the video, it did look like that almost crashed into about four different planes.
Ish
But they were saying that it's mad lights. Like it's night time and there's so many lights that it could be blinding for the. Exactly.
Malcolm
In a metropolitan city.
Ish
And then I heard that in one.
Joe Budden
Of the business busiest, you know, in.
Ish
The country, It's a huge airport in the country, D.C. so they said that also, like, that airspace is a different level of restricted airspace. We're talking about D.C. my. Like so many. Yeah. So many buildings and important buildings. Like outside of New York, it might be the most important place in the. Maybe more important than New York. And they saying that dude was just doing some. That was wild. The. The Blackhawk pop was just on some other shit.
Malcolm
He lost his life as well, right?
Ish
He did.
Malcolm
So, I mean, rest in peace.
Ish
Rest in peace as well. But they. But for Trump to. Now, he barely was sympathetic to the.
Parks
Victims because he's not gonna accept anyone.
Ish
This is who he elected to lead us.
Parks
So there's a whole article in Time magazine about this where it's discussing the fact that Trump is now in office and all of his cabinet members, like he's appointing people. And so there are article. It's in Time magazine. It says, just days before the crash, President Donald Trump enacted a sweeping shakeup of federal agencies responsible for aviation oversight, removing the administrator. Administrator of the Transportation Security Administration, the tsa, and eliminating all the members of the key Aviation security Advisory group, the Fed. The faa, which regulates airlines and aircraft manufacturers and manages the nation's airspace, was also without permanent leadership at the time of the crash because its top official got into it with Elon and basically resigned.
Joe Budden
So that's sick.
Ish
So the first thing you do for damage control is blame Biden, right? You know what I'm saying? Like, the first thing you do, your first report is blame Biden. It's disgusting, bro. Even when I heard the dude from American Airlines get on his first two or three sentences, he was like yeah, such and such is a wholly owned subsidiary of blah blah. Like you talking about insurance. Insurance shit. And you know what I mean liability shit instead of addressing these people that lost their life in your first two sentences is disgusting to me.
Malcolm
Agreed.
Joe Budden
I agree.
Parks
But aren't like Blackhawks like military personnel?
Joe Budden
Yes.
Malcolm
Highly trained you with that?
Parks
Exactly. So wouldn't it just behoove you to kind of think that the increased military presence is a direct order from Trump?
Joe Budden
So if he's the commander in chief.
Ish
Indirectly is been there a week or two maybe he's done a lot of.
Parks
Inside of a week or two.
Ish
I don't know about if it went down that far. My thing is, dog, I don't know if we can address it as a mistake. Don't address it as yo, this is their fault or start pointing the fingers. I think all of that is goofy. When 70 people lost their lives. I think that is just disgusting. My. I just think it's trash.
Malcolm
Agree.
Joe Budden
Whether we can before they've pulled these bodies out of the before families have been notified. Like that's the thing. Like whatever you call yourself attributing this to.
Ish
It's not the place. And then his. The people that are being that are reporting on it. You could tell they so scared of the nigger that they tapping that they tap their oh, Donald Trump said that this is a direct result of DEI hires. What do you feel about that? We're going to just look at all the evidence and then we'll come to a. A. You know, they said it's going to take a year for them to come to a direct conclusion. They'll have some pertinent information in 30 days. But the investigation will take for the most part 12 months for them to come back.
Joe Budden
Then the news started putting up pictures of some of the people that was on the.
Ish
And that. I can't watch that. I can't watch that, bro.
Melissa Ford
I think how many children they.
Joe Budden
The black lawyer. The, the teenage kids. The. That was doing.
Ish
I'm watching that. I cut that off good. They showed the whole staff. The, the. The pilots.
Malcolm
Yeah.
Ish
And the black girl. That was the flight attendant. I was. You know, that was bad.
Joe Budden
Really disturbing. Again, our hearts go out to everybody. Yeah, everybody. The family, the friends, America, period. You were the. The travelers. Yeah, the travelers.
Malcolm
Travelers.
Joe Budden
Cuz it was another crash too. That wasn't the only plane crash. Yeah, it was a whole nother plane crash. At some point, if regular pedestrians just start seeing planes crash like as a common thing. Yeah.
Malcolm
You're not getting them Flights.
Ish
There's a theory floating around.
Melissa Ford
There is.
Ish
About the crashes and the increase of them. It's to put the fear of people getting in planes because they want to try to put some type of underground.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ish
Under the water to drive the damage. Demand for that fear is the biggest motivator.
Melissa Ford
I said that last time on the pod.
Ish
You did.
Melissa Ford
I said that. You know, do you think that there's a objective here they are trying to put an underground train station under the water or London to New York.
Ish
To New York one.
Melissa Ford
They've been trying to do that. So I don't understand.
Joe Budden
Let's. Let's unpack conspiracy theories after they pull bodies out of the water. I don't want us to do the same thing.
Melissa Ford
Rest in peace. To those involved.
Joe Budden
Absolutely.
Melissa Ford
Those that affected. Our condolences to you.
Ish
Everybody's families out there who can imagine.
Melissa Ford
You know, when you. To think about how just things just change. Right. You can go to sleep and just wake up and. And like that regular.
Malcolm
Yeah. I'm going to pick up my wife from the airport. Speaking to your husband, my kids, whatever it is.
Ish
Was about the land. So like yo, all right, we about to land. You know, once you 200ft.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ish
Once you yourself. Your phone is working now, right? Like you don't. You don't caught tackle hours again.
Malcolm
Yeah, I'll be out in two seconds. Yeah.
Melissa Ford
And then you.
Ish
Final descent. We almost there.
Melissa Ford
They got a video of a. From a driver's view of. You know, you just see the Black Hawk sitting there.
Joe Budden
I don't.
Melissa Ford
Doesn't make sense to me. Doesn't make sense.
Joe Budden
So. Well, sensible or not is disturbing. Extremely unfortunate. And again. Again, our prayers go out to the family, friends, loved ones of all the victims. Of all of the victims. It's a horrible. Hopefully we as just onlookers don't have to continue to see again. He ain't been in there two weeks or he ain't been in there two weeks, bro.
Ish
And just handle that with sandpaper gloves.
Malcolm
All that that they was talking about. Ah, he's not doing that. He's not doing that. He got in there and got right to it. Whatever.
Ish
My. For you to sign that many executive orders. You already had your team working on them before you go. Yo. Yep, yep. You gone. You gone. You got like. It's getting crazy. And to all my people. Y'all know who y'all are. I was arguing with for months pre election. I don't want to hear a peep. Facts I don't want to hear. I don't want to hear nothing. This the that y'all elected right here.
Joe Budden
Mm. Strap up. Yeah, it's gonna get real. It's gonna be a long four.
Ish
Four years.
Malcolm
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Let me help y'all out.
Malcolm
Voting in midterms.
Ish
Yeah, that's real.
Joe Budden
All right. Try to lift the morale in here. Lift the vibes in here. Come on. Don't get sad. Don't get down. Don't get sad. Little light work verse in the hook real quick. Not too much. All right, we got an hour. Make it count.
Melissa Ford
Hey, listen, listen.
Joe Budden
Another hour. Let's make it count. Turn up. Attack each other.
Melissa Ford
Look, I want to tell you something.
Joe Budden
Attack each other.
Melissa Ford
I gotta leave after the pod, but I don't want to get docked. This nigga ill. And no, no, no. I don't want to get docked.
Joe Budden
So tml, let him land. Let's let him land.
Melissa Ford
Please let me land. Cause it takes a while with these lights. I stutter a lot, but when I'm confident in what I'm saying, I'm not gonna stutter. Check this out. I don't want to get docked. I gotta go. I got work to do. Last joint, you was extremely supportive, and it gave me confidence. It made me look forward to something. But this time, you put your foot down. So now it's like playing double Dutch. Nigga, I stand by the. Have you noticed that sometimes I go there and come back? And go there and come back.
Joe Budden
I noticed that.
Melissa Ford
Cause I'm contemplating to leave, but I don't wanna get docked. So how can we fix this? I would like to make an amendment. Corey, mind your business. I'd like to fix it. I would like you to go back to supporting your man like when I first came here. That's why I signed the extra. And you be waiting till the last.
Joe Budden
But you signed the new joint with these changes.
Melissa Ford
Yeah, I don't like it. You just caught me after Christmas.
Joe Budden
Yo, you should have rolled back. What's the white people saying on it? It's just best and final. All you had to do was not sign it and hit back. Yo, is that best and final? And I would have said, yes, it's best and final or no. That's the crapshoot. That's the game.
Melissa Ford
Listen now, if you leave, because I.
Joe Budden
Know you got the room tomorrow. You know what I mean? Shout. Shout out to Gary Caruso. Armani Killer. Kev, Asia, Mac.
Melissa Ford
Nicole.
Joe Budden
Nicole. Imani got the condom on now. Oh, Imani got the condom on right now. Hey, Imani don't use condoms sometimes. Oh, Sometimes you do sell out. I know you got the room tomorrow, and I know that you probably have to do some things to prepare for. For the room. Yes. So if you leave after the pod, I'm not gonna give you a look. There ain't gonna be no phone calls. Not gonna be a. Hey, buddy, we fixed the contract to where you can do that.
Melissa Ford
Yeah, but then I will look at my account on the 1st and I'll see.
Joe Budden
It wouldn't look the same, but that's fine. Because you're making even more money now on your side ventures than you were the last time we had to talk about. How much money do you think everybody. Everybody's making on their side ventures. Your number has gone up so you could afford the doc over here. Because you killing. No, you're killing. I just feel you sent out invites.
Melissa Ford
I did, but I just feel like you should still support your man. Cause it's motivational. I do support you and it shows that you appreciate the work that we put in here.
Joe Budden
I support you and I appreciate the work that you getting done.
Melissa Ford
Your words don't mean nothing, nigga. Show me action.
Joe Budden
You know I support you. My actions don't show I support you.
Melissa Ford
Come on, listen.
Joe Budden
Come on, big dog.
Parks
The action being not docking.
Ish
Not docking.
Melissa Ford
When she gonna do her move? Her not like that.
Malcolm
What about like advertising?
Melissa Ford
Let me snitch on her. Her not like she gonna do a movie. She still lit. She come. Is she like that, too? I mean, you signed it before anybody knows. You have some prehistorical shit.
Joe Budden
I want to put that in everybody contract. But it still will only affect you. It ain't gonna affect the rest of the cuz.
Melissa Ford
They get a lot of money.
Ish
I don't.
Joe Budden
No. Cause when they call out, it really be like, yo, my daughter. Yo, I got the vid, yo. I'm shooting a movie. You just. Whatever.
Melissa Ford
I'm going to get arrested.
Joe Budden
I don't want to be here today. I'm sick of y'all.
Ish
And I'm gonna show up after y'all started.
Joe Budden
Y'all wanna. Now I'm out. No, here's the. Y'all wanna leave working and hit spaces. Y'all wanna leave here early. Yo, smoke was coming from my head dead the last bar we did. I ain't tell nobody, though. I tucked it. I tucked it. I ain't tell nobody. Do I want to?
Ish
Yeah.
Melissa Ford
Say it.
Joe Budden
I like tucking and just bringing it up passive aggressively. In the future.
Melissa Ford
I say it.
Ish
Oh, my God.
Parks
Technically, this is the future.
Ish
At least you honest.
Melissa Ford
I think everybody Stayed that day a lot of time.
Joe Budden
I don't want to see. I don't. After we leave after a long day of work, getting it done, getting to it. Our brother Ish wasn't here. Everybody held it down. Really got to it.
Melissa Ford
Okay.
Joe Budden
I don't want to see Spaces five minutes after. I don't. I gotta fix the contract.
Melissa Ford
You can't, nigga. You'll never change that.
Ish
Wait, what? Yeah, you lost me, Joe.
Melissa Ford
You'll never change that.
Joe Budden
I understand your contract. It ain't time for you yet, so it don't matter. It don't matter. I don't fuck about no spaces.
Ish
That's what I say.
Joe Budden
You the only one that's gonna affect.
Melissa Ford
That's not. I would never say.
Joe Budden
I need a buffer between the show.
Melissa Ford
No.
Joe Budden
And Spaces. We gotta deal with it in March.
Melissa Ford
Hey, yo, I don't. I don't. Listen, listen. I don't use topics or talk about topics. Topics from here on Spaces.
Joe Budden
I don't want to see you over there having fun.
Melissa Ford
You going to see.
Joe Budden
I don't want to see you in your bed.
Melissa Ford
I'm about to listen when it's time.
Joe Budden
I don't want to see none of that. Five minutes.
Melissa Ford
I'm going. Just be honest.
Joe Budden
I'm like nine hours at work. We sitting here. Hey, ain't no topics. We struggle to get to it. Come on, y'all. Pull it out of here. Come on, y'all. Let's just find. Come on.
Melissa Ford
A little bit.
Joe Budden
We almost.
Ish
Nigga get on spaces. Be like, yo, what's going on?
Joe Budden
Oh, my God. Niggas get on spaces. Topics galore. Like mirror bro topics galore. I'll say this.
Melissa Ford
This whole on time for January being a stand working. It's just you put something, but that's what.
Joe Budden
That's the power struggle that me and him got. And then we moving on to Justin Tucker.
Melissa Ford
Let's do it.
Joe Budden
Our power struggle is I put. I implement some in the contract. He don't like. He finds some new that wasn't addressed and do it knowing that it's going to piss me off. He know I'm getting mad at dude. 24 hour spaces day. He know I am, but it's. I can't. So I can't.
Melissa Ford
You come and support me. I'm trying. I'm making money. I'm figuring it out.
Ish
Yo, why would that make you mad?
Melissa Ford
Tell him.
Ish
I understood when you got mad before. The day before he did improper improv.
Melissa Ford
I agree.
Ish
That affect your work. Wow.
Melissa Ford
100%. That was wild. There's no excuse. I tried to make excuses for that. That was nasty. But spaces, you can't say nothing. I'm killing over there.
Joe Budden
Not till March.
Melissa Ford
Can't say even in March.
Joe Budden
And hopefully before March, your wife will fix it for me. Because that's what I'm home praying at some point. That's married. I'm just telling you what I'd be thinking at home.
Melissa Ford
I slap fire.
Joe Budden
I'm telling you, I take it, I take it.
Ish
I eat it. Sectional.
Joe Budden
I'm telling you what I'd be thinking at home.
Ish
That's the ratio at home ain't cheap. Flip.
Joe Budden
The shit I be mad at. I'm like, at some point, the married niggas wives is gonna say, come to bed. But you don't. And I get mad.
Ish
Now, he got a better setup.
Melissa Ford
I do got a better. And she.
Ish
When he go to bed, Captain E be in there holding it down.
Melissa Ford
No, exactly.
Joe Budden
Shout out to E. I'mma fire him. Both. I'm firing both.
Melissa Ford
Hey, but look how nasty.
Joe Budden
You take off for a week, made it reminded me how good it feel with, like, one less person. Like, it's just intimate. It's intimate. We firing both together. And then I'm coming in spaces. And I still want the same appreciation. Bring me to the stage.
Melissa Ford
Never.
Joe Budden
Never. Yo, when I come into space after I fire you, and for the pod to get bigger, somebody has to get fire.
Melissa Ford
Like, I'll take that.
Joe Budden
The J one that didn't get it done. That's my man. Still, he could probably come back. But for the pod to get to the next level.
Ish
What type of math you doing?
Joe Budden
Yeah. Addition by subtraction. No.
Ish
Guaranteed. In addition.
Melissa Ford
Yeah, the only. The only that.
Joe Budden
You won't talk.
Ish
We'll talk. No guarantee.
Melissa Ford
And that's what. That's what. Yo, Ish.
Joe Budden
You signed.
Melissa Ford
This is. He wanted BE one real quick.
Ish
You say, I don't want no beef with you, bro.
Melissa Ford
That's his bag. You don't got to sign another. His value is signed. Yeah, we out together, leave like a group. It's electric.
Joe Budden
Move on out there.
Melissa Ford
You have another one, and I'mma on you.
Joe Budden
I ain't going to hold. I. I'm not even going to lie to y'all. I'm going be totally honest and vulnerable. This show would feel the effects of you two leaving at the same time. That's true. True. So I'm not. I don't have a joke. Then I got to listen to this. If y'all leave, she leaving too. Hey, if you two do some Buddy, buddy. She is right behind you with Daisy. I ain't playing with y'all. We gonna have to figure it out, rebuild again. I ain't dealing with. Hey, Corey. I ain't. I ain't dealing with this. If y'all get out of here. You crazy. Oh, my Lord. And I'm kidding. I'm kidding. To the people that are unable to tell when I'm joking, they don't care. They think I'm the worst thing in.
Malcolm
The world's coming no matter what.
Joe Budden
Yeah, don't worry about it. It's happening. Yeah. Yeah. A few of y'all stay home, huh?
Ish
You made me stay home.
Joe Budden
No, it's out there already.
Ish
Yeah, that's what they said.
Joe Budden
Oh, okay. You've seen it? Yeah. No, no, no.
Ish
You made me stay home.
Joe Budden
Oh, no, that ain't what I say. I made you stay home. It's just staying home to prove his worth. He's not coming. Do Umar by yourself, raise my money or else it's over.
Ish
That's what I said. The more of them said that I was being stubborn and I signed. So you made me stay home.
Joe Budden
That'll make sense.
Ish
Yeah, that's back.
Joe Budden
That only makes sense.
Melissa Ford
We felt your presence.
Joe Budden
How that makes sense?
Ish
I mean, both of them make sense.
Joe Budden
All right.
Ish
Yo, don't make you not you not compliant. Yeah, then you got to stay home and not get paid.
Joe Budden
I wouldn't do that.
Melissa Ford
He ain't going to do that. I'm just saying he a do that to you, dog.
Ish
They don't know what the they talking about. What we the. You know why if you don't when.
Melissa Ford
You go to other podcast, the numbers he know. Hey, bad F 300,000. Where's this? I've been chilling.
Joe Budden
You know you said bad fuel. So that cut off the joke I was about to make. Cuz I know them. Shout out to them.
Melissa Ford
Yeah, just out to the bag.
Joe Budden
Fuel to the side side. The number's gonna go up when ish pop up. Cause it only be 50 views before he get there anyway. That's nasty. It show up. It show up to them bums with 20 views and get in his tonight conversation bag. I'm still on y'all ass. I've been up since 6am watching YouTube, trying to piece it together. Tonight's conversation. They making it time.
Ish
They want to come up here. I told him, you want me to come up here?
Joe Budden
Let's go. Well, you said what? They want to come here.
Ish
I'll tell you later.
Joe Budden
They want to come here.
Parks
I want to Talk about it. We've been talking about it all week.
Joe Budden
Not Trip. Not.
Parks
I told.
Joe Budden
Not Trip Fontaine with your fast partners.
Ish
Ace want to come?
Parks
I told him that.
Joe Budden
Yeah, yeah.
Melissa Ford
Hear me.
Joe Budden
Hey, let me know.
Ish
Hear me.
Joe Budden
Please come.
Ish
I dubbed it, cuz. I thought you was gonna say no cheer.
Joe Budden
Cheers. Yeah. You've been home sick. We've been dying for this. Tonight's conversation.
Melissa Ford
You don't know what.
Joe Budden
Oh, no.
Ish
Okay.
Joe Budden
It's too many confusing stories.
Ish
I don't know either.
Joe Budden
Tell me this know. Cause it's.
Ish
He talked.
Joe Budden
That was every dm. Well, he talked to everybody. And that's the party he was going to in case he left.
Ish
So now they gotta open it.
Joe Budden
It's got his ducks in a row. He's gonna be right on stage in Missouri. Nah. Because women will do this. That nigga gonna be a machine on the road.
Ish
Your mind is crazy, bro.
Joe Budden
Hey, anybody from tonight's conversation want to have a today conversation? Please, by all means.
Ish
Are you serious?
Parks
Yes, I sh.
Ish
All right.
Joe Budden
Yo, don't try to look for reasons to hit Trip.
Parks
That's not what.
Joe Budden
Fuck you.
Ish
Shout out to Trip. Trip is my man. Shout out to Tripp.
Melissa Ford
Right?
Parks
I showed you the text where Trip is from.
Joe Budden
Trip is wherever he's from's version of is ish. From Maryland is. Oh, you from Maryland. Yo, come on. Justin Tucker.
Malcolm
Justin Tucker.
Joe Budden
Justin Tucker. Justin Tucker. Yo, tugging away. Justin Tucker, kicker for the Baltimore Ravens. Kicking legend.
Malcolm
Absolutely one of the best.
Joe Budden
One of the greatest ever kicking legend. And see, after this, I'mma say something ignorant, but let's have a serious talk.
Malcolm
This year, it's all adding up a little bit. Yeah, it's adding up a little bit.
Ish
When this report came out, I said.
Joe Budden
Ah, Turns out Justin Tucker has a hard time kicking it. See, he's a kicker, but he kicking it.
Ish
But he keep it straight.
Joe Budden
No, he might be curved.
Melissa Ford
He might.
Joe Budden
Might pull out the curve ratchet on him. All right. Justin Tucker is said to be banned from multiple massage parlors in the Baltimore area. He is being accused of inappropriate behavior, making women touches private ejaculating in these sessions. And they are investigating.
Ish
Mess don't tip right?
Malcolm
Which one do you want to.
Melissa Ford
Is he going to the Washi Wash? Which one are you going to?
Ish
What's the Washy Wash?
Joe Budden
Watch. I see where this is going.
Melissa Ford
The one. The one with. From the movie Rush Hour. Which one, sir? Which one, sir? I take. Huh huh? And give me a little bit of. That's the washy wash. You know what I'm saying?
Joe Budden
Ravens Kick Me now said that Ravens kicker Justin Tucker engaged in inappropriate behavior at four high end spas and wellness centers in the Baltimore region.
Malcolm
Oh, you can't do it.
Ish
Mistake number one, right?
Joe Budden
You got to go to a court.
Melissa Ford
Oh, my God.
Parks
Holy.
Malcolm
I don't even know what that means, but it didn't sound right.
Joe Budden
According to six massage therapists, including exposing his genitals, brushing two of them with his exposed penis, and leaving what they believed to be ejaculation on a massage table. After three of his treatments, several therapists said Tucker's behavior was so egregious that they ended his sessions early or refused to work on him again. And at two spas, management said they banned him from returning. That number has grown since that was published.
Malcolm
He's getting Deshaun.
Joe Budden
Ladies and gentlemen, distinguished panel, what do you guys think?
Melissa Ford
I think that he went, you know, you can't do it at the high end. Hey, check it out. No Mei Ling. Whong. All them, they wouldn't have any problem doing that, honestly.
Ish
Or Esmeralda and Maria.
Melissa Ford
Yeah, they wouldn't have any problems. No, we got. No, no. We gotta acknowledge. Because we make fun of, but we gotta acknowledge the women that put the extra work in to leave you satisfied. They ask you, bro.
Ish
They want to have you in the world for DEI hire.
Melissa Ford
Exactly.
Joe Budden
You guys are out of pocket.
Melissa Ford
On top of that, though. Listen, they do the problem.
Joe Budden
My problem.
Melissa Ford
Hey, yo, listen, Parks, my problem with them is they think that they don't got to use the lube.
Joe Budden
That's.
Melissa Ford
They gotta. Come on. They try to do the dry hand, yo, because, girl, you've been massaging too much.
Ish
Get them. No, they don't.
Joe Budden
Okay, wait.
Melissa Ford
Which one of them tried to do the dry hair?
Joe Budden
Let's try this one.
Ish
I don't know.
Melissa Ford
You like it dry.
Joe Budden
Antoine and Flip.
Ish
Something's wrong.
Joe Budden
Flip and Antoine, let's try this. Can I stand up and do it next time?
Ish
All right.
Melissa Ford
That gave me a headache. I tried to get it on Thanksgiving.
Ish
I told you.
Parks
You officially lost control. Okay, I'm just saying.
Melissa Ford
I got kicked out the crib today.
Joe Budden
Antoine and Queen's flip. The next time I say distinguished panel, what do you guys think? Let Mel go. Got it. Like, let her get your.
Melissa Ford
You got a joke right there, sir.
Joe Budden
I see it in your eye. You got a joke.
Melissa Ford
Just let it out.
Joe Budden
I can't joke about you.
Ish
That's how I got sick.
Joe Budden
Yo.
Melissa Ford
Look.
Ish
Fucking with my vitamin B. Wait, hold up. Y'all using the same dropper in your mouth.
Joe Budden
Yo, y'all taking this light skin too far. My.
Ish
Imani is taking the vitamin B12 dropper, and he put it back in his mouth. And I saw Ish take that same dropper last week and put it in his mouth. It's Ish's dropper. Pause.
Joe Budden
It was in your mouth. Yeah, but the germs fly like. Like mosquitoes. Y'all brothers for real, like was the word, y'all.
Ish
I got it. Now he gonna rinse it off. You already doing the nat rinse, too.
Melissa Ford
What's your thoughts?
Joe Budden
All right, Mel. Mel.
Ish
Yeah, please, Mel.
Parks
Yes, please.
Joe Budden
What do you think about this, Mel? And then we'll be immature.
Parks
Okay.
Malcolm
I think.
Parks
I don't want to be immature with. You know, I want to. I don't want to be immature.
Joe Budden
No, you should not be immature.
Malcolm
Someone's got to be immature.
Joe Budden
Oh, you want to be.
Malcolm
I'm sorry.
Parks
Kind of.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ish
All right, go ahead then.
Joe Budden
Well, set it off. Well, set it off then. Have undistinguished pants.
Parks
This just makes me wonder how. How often this happens. How regular is this an occurrence? Like, has anybody in this room ever done that?
Malcolm
I never have.
Ish
I never have done what like into a rubbing tug?
Parks
Well, these are not rubbing tugs.
Ish
You ain't right.
Parks
These are. These are not rubbing tugs because these are high end they rubbing into.
Joe Budden
And that's what I want to tell all med spots. Massage parlor is not a rubbing tug.
Ish
No, they do it in.
Joe Budden
They do it.
Ish
They do it in the high end one.
Joe Budden
There are rubbing tugs that are massage parlors.
Parks
Can we play up the conversation as that go?
Joe Budden
All massage parlors are not rubbing T. And that's what some of these guys.
Ish
That's what they up at.
Joe Budden
That's where they having the problem. They thinking that they thinking bread.
Ish
They can make it.
Joe Budden
They can make it a rubbing to.
Ish
Yeah, what's called king king King weekend.
Joe Budden
Wild king, Wild king night.
Ish
That nigga just won some games at the last second. Go ahead and play with my man.
Melissa Ford
You know what you talking about?
Joe Budden
Yeah, yeah.
Ish
They must not be Ravens fans.
Joe Budden
That is wild.
Melissa Ford
Go wrong.
Joe Budden
Wrong sport.
Melissa Ford
Hey, yo, bring your friend. She in other room.
Joe Budden
Bring her.
Melissa Ford
What the fuck is you talking about?
Ish
Trying to get three points.
Joe Budden
Fuck you talking.
Melissa Ford
Yo, he leave it on the table.
Ish
What you talking.
Joe Budden
I want to acknowledge the victims in this story.
Melissa Ford
Oh, no, we ain't. Come on, you're making it serious. Come on, you making this now.
Parks
You're making it serious.
Ish
You doing some bullshit.
Parks
Making it serious now.
Joe Budden
Okay, I take it back.
Melissa Ford
Okay. The victims.
Joe Budden
No, I take it Back, yo, your.
Ish
Meat brush up against somebody a little bit. Me? No harm, no foul.
Melissa Ford
The high end ones be having the fire joints, too. They Egyptian, Russian. You gotta get your on, girl. Where you girl, where you from? I didn't see the likes of you before.
Joe Budden
You gotta try the likes of you.
Ish
Yo, I'm Svetla. I'm from Croatia.
Melissa Ford
Holy, they look good. I saw something with these two today. The seat models in the magazine. You know you really hurt.
Malcolm
Don't ever say distinguished panel again.
Melissa Ford
The high end ones. I don't know where those Russians. I don't know where they find them at. Blue eyes, some ill soft ass skin. Yeah, he just had to try his. He didn't want to go.
Ish
Shot his head, yo. He shot his. You know what I mean?
Parks
But it's multiple places.
Malcolm
He said he left it on the table, met out.
Joe Budden
My thing is this.
Malcolm
If you was humping on the table.
Ish
No, it don't. That Pre came out when he was laying on his stomach.
Joe Budden
White dudes be pre coming to line.
Ish
How you.
Joe Budden
How you know I don't.
Ish
You. You got it, bro.
Joe Budden
This is my problem with him. Deshawn Watson was the quarterback.
Malcolm
Yeah.
Joe Budden
The most important position in the game.
Malcolm
Special teamer.
Joe Budden
Doesn't and try it. And it didn't go well. What make your kicker ass think that you could try it out there?
Ish
Hold on now. That ain't just no kicker. Yeah, what are you talking about? That's number one all time. My. If anybody, if any kicker gonna try it, it should be him.
Parks
Yeah, but the kicker's not really a glory position.
Joe Budden
He's a legend in.
Ish
In the city where he plays.
Parks
Maybe to y'all. No, no to the average. To the woman. Women working in these med spots. She don't know who the he is.
Malcolm
That's probably true.
Ish
That is true.
Parks
She might know who the quarterback.
Joe Budden
I don't know if that's true in Baltimore. Not in Baltimore, where we've won a.
Ish
Super bowl and you are the legend.
Parks
Spetlana knows and follows football and gives a.
Joe Budden
That was racist. But wait, let me tell you this, okay?
Parks
Me, whoever, I'm just using all the names.
Joe Budden
A lot of times when the girl. I'm not gender worn. A lot of times when the girl don't know who the guy is, everyone else's reception of him lets her know who he is.
Ish
Yeah, not just that. They all got cameras. That nigga's getting out of a Cullinan. They went like, walking in there with a nice watch on. He probably in shape. We playing the Kickers out like these niggas is still professional athletes. That nigga's walking in there with some semblance of money and success.
Joe Budden
Success and status. Yeah.
Ish
You get what I'm saying? So with you combine those two things, they don't give a. If he a stock broker or if he sells gag.
Joe Budden
They gonna say, I'm cabin. I still don't think that you should be able to go to the massage parlor and pull your dick out and have your way.
Ish
I totally agree with you. I totally agree with you.
Malcolm
You gotta find a place that does that.
Ish
I totally agree with you.
Parks
How does that conversation go?
Joe Budden
Which.
Parks
How do you establish that? How do you. You make for certain you are in that establishment where rub and tugs are a thing.
Ish
They do it for.
Joe Budden
They do it.
Parks
Okay, please help me.
Ish
How do they.
Joe Budden
How do they.
Parks
I'm a girl. I want to live vicariously through you guys for a second. Tell me how that conversation.
Joe Budden
We have extra services available in the back.
Ish
Turn. No, turn over, Priest.
Parks
Okay.
Melissa Ford
All right.
Parks
Okay.
Joe Budden
Yeah, we. We have extra services available if you like.
Parks
All right.
Joe Budden
We have a whole hidden. Speak easy back there.
Ish
That.
Joe Budden
Behind that curtain. You want. If you want to pay, then you go back there and you get a.
Melissa Ford
D. Pay to pay to play.
Parks
I just. I just wanted to know how. What it sounds like.
Joe Budden
And you'll know, cuz ain't nobody in the front.
Ish
This is giving away all the tip, Joe.
Melissa Ford
You exposing the chill. That look like there used to be.
Joe Budden
One right across the street from one of my exes. I used to fight with her and be like, you know what, bitch, get a massage.
Melissa Ford
Yeah, they step on your back and all that.
Joe Budden
It was. You know where it is. You know where it is, too. You and Ray.
Ish
Oh, yo, everybody, that was it.
Malcolm
My man Ra, he's riding like crazy, though.
Joe Budden
No Ra guy engaged now, so chill. I'm talking about Ray.
Ish
Stop.
Melissa Ford
Stop doing that.
Joe Budden
Yo, when you get engaged, do you. Is that one of the things? You know? You get engaged, you're supposed to share everything and let her know you, like, do you let your fiance know that that was your bag at one point?
Malcolm
I would absolutely tell her.
Ish
My girl. I would know. Before that, I would. My girl before that, what? She asked you when I first.
Joe Budden
Have you ever done a rub and tub?
Ish
No, when I first started talking to my girl, like, we was real, real new. And I was like, yo, I went and got a massage in the edge, and she was like. And I said, yeah, they did a little handy. And I said, yes, let's go she.
Joe Budden
Sound like she was knowledgeable enough to ask that to you?
Ish
Yo, dog, anybody that's grown living around here knows those things are possible.
Joe Budden
Well, because when you say massage on the edge.
Ish
Edge in the.
Joe Budden
Edge in the. We know. We know what that means, so. I've never done that.
Malcolm
Me either.
Ish
You are.
Malcolm
I never got a rubber toe.
Joe Budden
I've never done it.
Ish
Me neither.
Joe Budden
I've never done it in a rubber toe. I've never done that.
Melissa Ford
Never doing it. Where's the water gun when you need it?
Joe Budden
They here somewhere. Yo, I've never done that in the rubbing tug. I've never done that.
Ish
You took her out afterwards.
Joe Budden
Took who out?
Ish
You know, you gotta watch him. He's semantic, man. I never did it in the rubbing tug. At the rubbing tug. We went up the street and I dropped her back off after she finished rubbing and tugging.
Joe Budden
Never did that there. I tried one time to walk in a rubbing tug. It was in Englewood. And my man in the nail salon or at the sandwich spot said, yo, couple doors up, they getting money. Everybody over. And I walked. Well, I thought I was walking in there. I walked in the totally wrong place. I walked in the totally wrong spot. Hey. They looked at me like I was crazy. I was famous and embarrassed, so I never did it again.
Ish
Look, I might get you that.
Joe Budden
I never did that again.
Ish
I might give you that. I ain't be lying, though. But I still.
Joe Budden
On everything I love. I've never gotten that in a rub and tug. Not that I wouldn't. I'm not saying I'm better than that.
Ish
No.
Joe Budden
I'm just saying I just was always. Always too scared and paranoid to be in the wrong place or to get arrested. Some of the spots I was going to, they booked them all up and down here.
Ish
Book them, Daniel.
Joe Budden
Yes.
Ish
That's the reason why I never with it.
Joe Budden
Like, I just.
Ish
I. I don't know for sure. Yeah, how do you know for sure for sure? Like, I had a massage and she was mad close. I'm like, is she trying to. Where you was at?
Joe Budden
See, now that's what I hope for. I was like, I hope she just get close.
Ish
She was getting close to that. I was in Bay.
Melissa Ford
All right, what type? What was the setting? Was it koi fish and music?
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ish
Table showers. Yeah.
Joe Budden
Hey.
Melissa Ford
Hey.
Ish
So I'm like. I'm sitting there like, all right, I ain't gonna say nothing.
Melissa Ford
Let's go.
Joe Budden
Freeze.
Ish
What you think the table shower is, nigga? I don't fucking know. It's the preview. It's the commercial.
Joe Budden
But it's a table shower.
Ish
It wasn't no conversation. And she ain't. Well, you come in, you ask for a table shower, huh? They lay you on the table and they wash you up. You know what I mean?
Joe Budden
I was a little dirty.
Parks
In any of these establishments. Have you guys ever like. Is there like milking tables up there too?
Ish
Who you always got to go to some white. What is a milking table?
Malcolm
Yo, that's where I've seen the milking table. Got a couple people in the room.
Ish
How you milk a cow?
Joe Budden
Please explain it.
Malcolm
They cut a hole.
Melissa Ford
Oh, and they go under.
Joe Budden
Mel, you've lived a life.
Ish
You be sitting up here.
Joe Budden
You have lived a life.
Ish
Mel, milking piece. That's a wild king. That's some white.
Joe Budden
Yeah, Mel was under the table.
Melissa Ford
I'm going to go under the table.
Joe Budden
While you lay there.
Ish
Yo, in our hood, the milk go up.
Joe Budden
The milk don't go down. Not down.
Melissa Ford
Yeah, that shoot in the sky.
Joe Budden
That's some other be with.
Melissa Ford
In the river with the sky. That. That shoot up.
Joe Budden
Yo, I want to interrupt the broadcast to remind the audience that all of us up here think this is wrong.
Ish
Of course.
Malcolm
Anyway.
Joe Budden
Anyway, any back to the jokes.
Melissa Ford
Massage be good too, though.
Ish
You just gotta go. You gotta find a spot. You can't just go in the regular spot and force that on somebody.
Joe Budden
If Justin Tucker don't call Robert Kraft and see where the spots are.
Ish
Dog, he's in. What are you talking about? He's in Baltimore.
Joe Budden
Clearly that don't work.
Ish
It ain't hard for him to find one.
Joe Budden
Nigga Deshaun was in Houston. Houston.
Ish
And it wasn't hard for him to find one either.
Joe Budden
Yeah, but you'd be thinking that he.
Malcolm
Got the wrong ones.
Joe Budden
Yeah, you thinking that you in the town that's lit with it and then the town learn you and then you in Cleveland looking stupid.
Ish
Yeah, I think desean's situation is different than Robert.
Parks
It is?
Ish
Well, very much.
Parks
Yeah, because he had this coming to his house.
Ish
I'll tell you later.
Parks
Oh, okay.
Ish
It's different.
Joe Budden
Okay.
Ish
Because my. In my opinion, I don't want to come off insensitive if that happens. I'm not repeat visiting you.
Joe Budden
True.
Melissa Ford
It's a play.
Ish
You know what I'm saying?
Joe Budden
Jerk me off.
Ish
Come on, towel up. Stop playing.
Joe Budden
You being in mad frustrated. Like, yo, if I wanted a massage, my girl could do that. Like, come on notice part of it.
Ish
It's a full body.
Melissa Ford
They do the ill son.
Joe Budden
I get excited when the massage masseuse Turn me over and hit the nips a little bit.
Ish
No, y.
Joe Budden
What you say? Turn over, please.
Ish
Wait, what? Turn over. Priest.
Joe Budden
He don't go to that one.
Melissa Ford
He gonna love a. He go to the fancy at the.
Ish
Very end, they start hitting you with the.
Joe Budden
On your legs. She hit your little man should be to the left. And my face. And my face be in a little massage hole two more times, you gonna be. She put the little elixir under there so you can smell it. Inhale some. Oh, my God, please jerk it.
Ish
Yo, that's jasmine and frankincense.
Joe Budden
Yo.
Melissa Ford
Something wrong with you.
Joe Budden
I promise you I'm down with that.
Ish
You not gonna hit me with the spearmint. You said I lowkey wanted to ask her, nigga, like. Nah, she was mad close you started playing.
Joe Budden
Do y'all think he has a job job next season?
Ish
A thousand percent. Hell yes. The Cowboys take him. He got a job in Baltimore next season.
Joe Budden
I'm sorry, I meant a job with the Raiders. Yes.
Malcolm
Yes.
Parks
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Yes.
Ish
We won't take him. We got. We got thousand dollar.
Joe Budden
So he's gonna work.
Ish
Yes. There. Joe. He makes $1.2 million a year.
Joe Budden
Wait, excuse me.
Ish
That's all he makes.
Malcolm
Kicker's so big much.
Ish
Woody, he's him.
Joe Budden
Justin Tucker makes 1.6 million.
Ish
He had a base.
Melissa Ford
You don't.
Ish
Yo, hey, hold up.
Joe Budden
Hey, big doe. You don't make enough to get this off.
Ish
You crazy.
Joe Budden
You don't make enough to get this off. No, he does not. No, he does not make enough to get this off.
Ish
Four year deal for $17.5 million in 2022.
Joe Budden
So then he don't make a million a year.
Ish
That's. That was this year's. No. You know, sometimes they'll back. Backload the contract or front load the contract. Hey, four years, 17 mil. He makes enough to get jerked off.
Joe Budden
Not in the last year.
Melissa Ford
He still got more.
Ish
He got one more year. You saying the person that makes that one point whatever.
Joe Budden
You make $1.8 million dollars. You cannot walk in a massage parlor. That is not a rubbing tug. And have it your way like Burger King. No, you can't. You are crazy.
Ish
You got.
Joe Budden
I disagree with y'all.
Ish
You got America up. Yo, you too rich. Are you starting to piss me off?
Melissa Ford
Hell, you starting to piss me off.
Ish
You know what that million dollars is like to them?
Joe Budden
I don't think you could get that off with a million dollars.
Ish
What?
Malcolm
You can. I said. Oh, oh, oh, yeah.
Ish
Are you crazy?
Malcolm
You could do it. 500, 600,000.
Melissa Ford
I'm walking in there like this.
Joe Budden
What's your problem? Let me reword it. Yes, you can. I don't think you should.
Ish
I don't think you should. At no amount of money.
Joe Budden
Hold up. When Robert Kraft went and handled his. We didn't say a word.
Ish
They didn't know he was Robert Kraft. They thought he was an old white man.
Joe Budden
I'm done with you. I don't believe that at all. You knew Robert Kraft. I got nine Super Bowls. Seven. Whatever the I got. You know, Robert Craft. His suit and his hair look like. You ain't got to know him.
Ish
That look like money.
Joe Budden
He looks. Look like.
Ish
No, he got a billion on his shirt.
Joe Budden
Justin Tucker walking in there with a Nike tech suit on still and some. No, you just can't get that off.
Ish
Joe. Four years, $17.5 million.
Joe Budden
Don't beat me down with.
Ish
That's not what he.
Joe Budden
Yeah, he's just saying the.
Ish
That make one point whatever in a year.
Joe Budden
You cannot do that.
Ish
You can't do it.
Joe Budden
They gonna get you. I disagree with him. I'm saying they're gonna get you.
Ish
Oh, they're not gonna look the other way.
Joe Budden
Yes, that's what I'm saying, yo. Yes, you can do that. I'm saying that ain't enough.
Ish
That ain't enough. Doggy, doggy. He signed the extension already for 25 to 27. Guess how much that was. 13.5. So when you add them up, he's made $31 million in the last six years. That could walk in there with a dirty T shirt on with some poom poom shorts on and get jerked off. You out your mind.
Parks
That's a hell of a visual.
Ish
Without.
Joe Budden
You're saying without ramification.
Ish
No, I'm not saying that.
Parks
That's what he's saying.
Joe Budden
That's what he's talking about.
Ish
I don't think it's no amount of money that you could do that was in the rubbing.
Joe Budden
T didn't have a problem at all.
Ish
Okay. In the rubbing tug. You're not going to have that problem at all. That's where Robert Kraft was. He was in the rubbing tug that was under investigation. Right here is in the high end Medis Spa joint. You in the wrong spot. No matter how much you make you.
Joe Budden
In the wrong spot, if you're not Robert Craft.
Ish
You think Robert Kraft could go in a higher many spots and get it off?
Melissa Ford
Yes, that's what you saying.
Ish
I don't know.
Joe Budden
Robert Craft could go in the massage spot. Hey, the resort. The resort spa order One. Hey, just need a spa. Any spot.
Ish
Hills. Oh, no.
Joe Budden
If Robert Craft come in here, I'mma take that in that little bathroom, give a little massage. Craft, a little something something little.
Ish
Give him a thumb hand.
Joe Budden
I'm getting equity in Craft.
Ish
You got cheesy.
Joe Budden
Hey, that's. That's our problem. Y'all don't know when to turn gay.
Ish
You right.
Joe Budden
Robert Kraft come in.
Ish
Hey, you right.
Joe Budden
Then they want to come get on my yacht. Nope, nope. Take your straight ass to your Chevrolet.
Ish
They showed.
Joe Budden
They showed. They showed the Jacksonville Jaguars owner just pulling up to the super bowl early on like a Tuesday. You seen it? You see all of this? I'll be saying, that yacht that he pulled up in, you don't have to know who he is.
Melissa Ford
True.
Joe Budden
That was 700ft long. Came with a submersa. That shit had a club, a disco, helicopter, landing pad, swimming pool, six decks. I think that shit cost like. What did they say that shit cost? Something like 300 million. Sheesh.
Ish
It's worth 360, dog.
Joe Budden
The yacht, if I have one of those, I can call the regular spot.
Ish
Yo, that shit got three pools, a spa, a gym, a basketball court.
Malcolm
Oh, he got the spies there already. He's got.
Joe Budden
Look, and the workers, they quit.
Ish
Yeah, look, a pickleball court and a helipad on the yacht.
Joe Budden
I'm telling y'all that if I have one of those, I'm calling AMEX to set up my rubbing tub.
Ish
Look, this the funny part. That's one of his yachts. He got three of them.
Joe Budden
Oh, shit.
Ish
He got 197 foot footer. He got a 315. And he got the 400 foot. The 400 foot is named the Kissmid. Kiss it.
Joe Budden
That's where it's at.
Ish
Kiss it.
Joe Budden
Kiss it.
Ish
Yeah, kiss it.
Malcolm
Don't just rub it.
Ish
Yeah, don't just rub. You gotta kiss this thing. A helipad on it. Bro, you cheating, bro. That's cheat code.
Joe Budden
They said he's. It costs 40 million a year on just operations, maintenance.
Ish
That's where the money really be at. It don't be in the boat. And the price of the boat, it being what it cost to maintain the boat, dock it. Like them docks up here, them shits ain't cheap. I know that. Sold they boots because the. The maintenance was so much.
Joe Budden
It also ain't none of them boats over here.
Ish
No, no, no. But again, for those, they cost.
Joe Budden
Remember my old. Oh, I don't know if we was talking to him. My little old used to have to Connect with one of these on the yacht. They bringing me over there now. I got a kiki with this dude. I was doing it.
Ish
She might have kiki with him too.
Joe Budden
Ain't no mighty about it. There's some instances where it's cool for your. Your work to bring you around her old work, and that's one of them. Hey, we going to the yacht over here at around 11pm Just come. All right. Bet I show up, not say word. I even took his card. I didn't get the same reaction when I text him. Joking. Remember French? French had this hood in a frenzy, pulling up the L Marina on a yacht with Khloe Kardashian.
Malcolm
Yeah.
Ish
It don't say.
Joe Budden
French was one that.
Ish
That did it right with that. Don't do that. Don't do that.
Joe Budden
Don't do it, cuz you going to judge me and call me all types of liars and don't do that. That. You bu.
Ish
You wouldn't.
Joe Budden
I'm not saying I wouldn't. Okay? I probably wouldn't. I probably wouldn't. That's. That's like how I feel when I see these jet skiing out here.
Ish
No, that's not the.
Joe Budden
I know it's not the same. I said that's how I feel. Okay? L. Marina. You could have drove and caused the same madness hopping out with cl.
Ish
No, you can't.
Joe Budden
Not that.
Ish
Not that madness.
Joe Budden
That.
Ish
That hat.
Joe Budden
It wasn't a real beach, you know.
Ish
I know, I know. Which makes it even flyer.
Joe Budden
I was hating.
Ish
See?
Joe Budden
All right, I'll take it.
Ish
How many other niggas pulled up with Khloe Kardashian on the yacht? I know some niggas that pulled up with boats and they ain't had no Khloe and they ain't had no yacht. Little 47 footer. How many years ago was that?
Joe Budden
A lot.
Ish
10.
Joe Budden
They still remember it. He convinced me. I don't think I would do it, but I'm not mad at. At French doing it. Y'all seen French on the COVID whatever magazine it was looking like his face was fucking aied on. He did like some bodybuilding mag. It wasn't a bodybuilding mag. It was one of them opulence mags. But he was shirtless. It might have been gq. And he had his fucking face on.
Ish
The Paris Fashion Week two weeks ago, just sitting down, looking like money. I said, this Nigga French.
Joe Budden
For 15 years I've been trying to figure out where French money come from.
Ish
No bullshit. I ain't heard a hand, a Long time that getting money man. He be around them like right? Listen, let me tell you, it's spots. The spots where the people really have money. You know what I'm saying? Like it'd be spots where it's a little flashy. Some of these spots, my, they got money. Money.
Joe Budden
My problem wasn't even French back in the day. His brother running around like that.
Ish
Monaco and that. Saint Tropez, all that. That my, you can't front there.
Joe Budden
French brother. Never mind. Anyway, shout out to French indeed. For sure. And drop some music.
Ish
No, why?
Joe Budden
For what?
Ish
We already keep saying ain't no. Ain't no money in own a 10% oil company somewhere that make. I'm finished land man too.
Joe Budden
No, you're absolutely right.
Ish
I finished Landman.
Joe Budden
Good. You liked it?
Ish
Of course I liked it.
Joe Budden
Well, you wasn't.
Ish
Yeah, I had to get past it. I forced myself to get past pass. So what's your thoughts now?
Joe Budden
I figured that Landman was right up, right up his alley. He threw me off with that. He was talking about.
Ish
No, it is lamb. It's that money. You know them be making them deals.
Joe Budden
Deals.
Ish
Andy Garcia done jumped on board. We about to see what happens. Season two gonna be informational.
Joe Budden
Season two gonna be great. They announced Squid Game for June. Yeah, the end of June. The rest of Squid Game. Don't do that because you're gonna watch it. I did.
Ish
Didn't finish this one. I ain't see it either. I started the first episode, got halfway through, I was like, I'm cool.
Joe Budden
But four episodes, right?
Melissa Ford
No, it was pretty good.
Joe Budden
It was pretty good. I'm whole. I'm saving that parrot. Paradise. Don't tell me nothing about it.
Ish
Paradise.
Malcolm
What's paradise on Hulu?
Ish
Everybody telling me paradise is crazy. No, it's Hulu. Yeah, I just watched episode one again last night.
Joe Budden
Don't tell me nothing about it. Yeah.
Ish
Now two is out. Oh, they only on two.
Joe Budden
Yeah, yeah.
Ish
Brand new show. Oh, so one was that fire for 50 to tell me about. Yes, one was fire.
Malcolm
Huh?
Joe Budden
Sterling. Sterling.
Parks
Sterling K. Brown and James Marsden.
Joe Budden
He didn't see this as us.
Parks
Oh, oh, he played. He played. What was his in People vs. O.J. simpson. He played yes.
Malcolm
Yeah, he did.
Melissa Ford
What's his name?
Joe Budden
The black attorney with Marcia Clark. Yeah.
Ish
Oh, I know you're talking about not Johnny Cochrane.
Parks
That's the other.
Joe Budden
No, not Johnny Cochrane.
Ish
Darden.
Joe Budden
He played.
Parks
Yes. Christopher Dard.
Joe Budden
Yeah. Yes.
Ish
You've seen this thing before. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Played in everything black.
Joe Budden
Sterling K. Brown is the guy that Was on Jennifer Lopez for their whole press run. I think they did a movie or some together. And they kept doing press runs. And he kept shitting on her for not being Spanish because she kept trying to pander. Yeah. You know, in the Bronx. And he'd be sitting there like, yeah, in the Bronx. Oh, hey, look it up if you didn't see it. Because it's some of the funniest. I definitely want to see funniest stuff in the world. In the Bronx.
Ish
In the Bronx.
Joe Budden
Oh, my God, that puffed. Forget it. Yo, dog, Shorty from the club was like, no, I'm. He did it. He. I got the bullets in my face.
Malcolm
I watched him.
Joe Budden
They had two guns. I'd seen him. Him. Yeah, it was him that. That did it. But anyway.
Ish
And the driver, when he started talking, I was like, I'm not taking. He asked me for.
Joe Budden
Oh, yeah, the driver gave it up.
Malcolm
Yeah.
Joe Budden
I look back then. He had a gun that he.
Ish
Roll the window down.
Malcolm
Yeah.
Ish
Then he gonna ask me, yo, I give you 50,000, but hold his ring.
Joe Budden
That was his number. I keep saying that. That 50,000 number. The. The city college payouts, they went through all of that. Yes. Yeah, yeah. They went through the timeline from young to now.
Ish
So with that being said, and you just keep saying no disrespect to Puff, but you just keep getting away with shit. You just keep getting away with. It creates a monster. It creates a thing where now you just more and more and more and more money. So now I gotta give you 50. I can give you 500 at the drop of a hat. You create this entity where I'm untouchable in anything that I do. I either got enough connections that I could get out of it, or I could pay my way out of it.
Parks
They basically say that.
Ish
You know what I'm saying? Like, all of these niggas with power, it ain't just Puff is just mad that get to a certain level of success. That's what they used to. Donald Trump is used to that.
Joe Budden
They brought up his speech again from the lifetime achievement awards that he won with the nasty one where he was like. And shout out to Cassie for the dark times. It's like, yeah, that's crazy, dog. You are nuts.
Ish
It just show what type of monster you deal with, bro. Some, I'mma take this moment to remind you, I'm him. I'm. Yeah, I'm him.
Joe Budden
Yes, yes. Because that also is a form of abuse. I recognize that.
Ish
But it's a different level of arrogance, bro. Like, but it just Said to me. And you might be disconnected.
Joe Budden
Well, no, it said to me how long he may have known about what was to come behind the scenes.
Parks
No, they said that that comment was what made her say. All right. Right this. And that was why she started the.
Joe Budden
I don't know if I believe.
Parks
But they said that she's sitting at home with her two. Two children and he's still trying to, like, you know, bait her.
Ish
No, he was antagonizing. That was too odd, though, on Instagram and all that, I heard.
Parks
What's that?
Ish
Yeah, when she got married, he put the post up all. All of that type of shit. I heard he was liking her pictures and all. If. Well, I believe it. Well, you know, there's people that believe the other side. If this is my abuser here and you just keep throwing reminders out there to I done moved on. I don't went over here and here. You just gotta pop up and just keep reminding me. Yeah, dog, I'm gonna. All right, you know what?
Joe Budden
Let's. Let's do something about this. Yeah, give my 30 million.
Ish
Let's do something.
Joe Budden
Get my. That was.
Ish
That was then. I think that was the settlement.
Joe Budden
I ain't gonna marry my bro trainer, man. This.
Ish
Oh, no, he don't do. He no broke. He ain't broke.
Joe Budden
They ain't broke no more.
Ish
No, no, no, bro. No, no.
Joe Budden
Blue Wolverine looking like.
Ish
I heard he's a dope, too. I heard his fly. His man's total. You was there when the person told me so stop.
Joe Budden
I don't. What the hell?
Malcolm
How did he do that?
Joe Budden
How did he do that? How did he even do that just now? I was there. I don't want to be there.
Ish
No, they. They. I don't want to call a broke on national tv. The. They said the wasn't necessarily broke.
Joe Budden
I take it back.
Ish
There you go, bro.
Joe Budden
I'm just trying to have fun.
Melissa Ford
Me, too.
Joe Budden
Me too. You was dealing with it. You remember everything. I forgot.
Ish
How convenient.
Joe Budden
Once a thought telling me about how good of a guy somebody is, I tune it out. That's a. I ain't listening to this. Thoughts and prayers.
Malcolm
Sure.
Joe Budden
Thoughts and prayers. Thoughts and prayers. Also, Terry Roger of the Miami Heat, formerly of the Charlotte, whatever their names, is the Bobcats. Oh, they back to the Hornets. Yeah.
Ish
And the Celtics.
Joe Budden
Yeah. But the game. The game that they're highlighting is a Hornets game. It's a Hornets game that he's supposedly threw. Terry Rozier is under investigation for his alleged involvement in the gambling ring that is tied to John Tay Porter, who they already got ratting.
Ish
Y. Ratting?
Joe Budden
Well, no. Well, maybe, maybe, maybe. But they said this was a little suspicious. Let me find my notes. Because around the game in question, there was a young lady tweeting in a now deleted tweet, of course, saying, hey, I'm betting the under on. Oh, I'm with. They was killing the girl for fucking with Terry Rozier. And she said something to the effect of, yeah, I'm with him betting the under, though. So. What you talking about? And then that was the game where. Let me find the game. Let me find the game. Because it was shady. Okay, let's see y'all talk. Yeah.
Ish
Cause that's crazy.
Joe Budden
With just. Just that part. How'd you said, I'm betting under.
Malcolm
It's shady.
Joe Budden
If the game in question was March 23, 2023, he was a Hornet. He only played 9 minutes and 34 seconds. He finished with 5 points, 4 rebounds, and 2 assists before leaving with a foot injury. He didn't play the last eight games of the season as a result, either. And Rozier is not charged with a crime or accused of wrongdoing at this moment. But federal prosecutors are investigating whether Terry Rozier manipulated his performance in 2023 as part of an illegal sports betting scheme.
Ish
That is nowhere near enough for me. Yeah, that's nothing. Especially because he didn't play no more after that. The might have really been hurt. That's one. And number two, that was kicking up. If you only played nine minutes, you had five points, four rebounds, and two assists. You was getting busy.
Joe Budden
If you make up an injury and check yourself out of the game, and now everybody that bet under Ontari Rogier hit, then you're investigating.
Ish
I'm not disagreeing, but you ain't have to do what you did in that nine minutes, Joe. That's hard to do. Listen, five points. What was the line? Four rebounds and two assists is hard to do in nine minutes, bro.
Joe Budden
Six or nine.
Ish
It's hard to do in nine minutes. That's very hard to do. That's not easy to do.
Joe Budden
It's. Nobody here is debating whether Terry Rogier is nice or not. He's nice, but I could have played lackadaisical.
Ish
I ain't have to. You know what I'm saying?
Joe Budden
You left the game, which is the.
Ish
Same trick, and I come back no more this season.
Joe Budden
That's the same trick. Yeah, but that's the same trick that Johnte Porter was pulling with. Hey, I'm injured. I need to not play Anymore. All right.
Ish
His prop bets that night was around 21 1/2 points, 6 assists and 4.
Joe Budden
Rebounds in the event that you fake an injury and get out the game. And now the whole country has hit on you. We're investigating you. That's all I'm saying. Yeah, Terry Rogier is nice. He been in the slump recently, but I'm not disappointed. Actually, he's been the worst slump. All like.
Ish
Like if it was going up and down, up and down, I would say yeah, but that just one game, that's not proven enough for me. I'm not saying he didn't do what they occlusion are accusing him of doing. What I'm saying you don't think that's.
Joe Budden
Enough to be investigated?
Ish
No.
Joe Budden
Oh, you crazy.
Ish
Okay, so wait, there's more.
Joe Budden
So get him. Freeze. And this.
Ish
This tweet is still up. Somebody posted the whole and everything and he had him for under six and a half. A six this. And his tweet says at least I was in on it today. Got lucky that I was fed some inside info that Rosier was leaving in the first or second quarter depending on the game flow in live lines so that his unders would hit. And he posted. He posted his. That's different. That's totally. That's totally different. Yeah, that's. And he's saying I got inside info that he's leaving early on the same day of the game. That's some other. That's different. That's other.
Joe Budden
Oh, that's what I thought I was saying to y'all.
Ish
No, that's what. That's not. That was that different.
Joe Budden
That's. Yeah. If you're part of a gambling ring and you fake your own injury to leave the game so people can hit under.
Ish
Yeah. A.
Joe Budden
All I didn't say was people tweeting.
Ish
That proves that niggas knew he was going to do that.
Joe Budden
So look got it even more.
Ish
A couple of the sports books pulled the Rosier lines report against game. So the people that got it in early got it in. He was still going to play and I guess they got win too of what was going on so they took him down. You can't bet him. Oh, damn.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ish
These talk too much.
Joe Budden
I with Terry Rosier.
Ish
He tough.
Joe Budden
I do. He can play. He can play. Yeah. I cannot believe. Let me not say that.
Ish
I can't either.
Joe Budden
That's not true. I can believe it.
Ish
I can't believe it.
Joe Budden
I can't believe that. Players. Players. Terry Rogier is a little different from John Porter, he got his bag. Yeah. Terry Rogier is the dude that was making 350k and I gotta make ends meet. Yes, he got paid.
Ish
You are correct, man. What you. I could. You could. We've seen where some one of your peoples is into it with somebody and you gotta make right for them. That's possible. We've seen there's ways where it could come back to. I gotta play. I'll pay you out of my pocket, bro. That signed a 96 million dollar deal. You in it with Joe. How much he owe you?
Joe Budden
Yeah, I don't understand here. I don't.
Ish
I'm not throwing no game and risking my career of a hundred million dollars over some money. If Joe owe you $3 million and you gonna him up, huh? I'm gonna take. I'm gonna write you 3.5. We good? 3.5. I'm give you extra 5,000 for your. For your inconvenience here. You owe me $3 million. But I'm not throwing my 100 million. And he's still young. He could. He about to get another re up was.
Malcolm
But he's still.
Joe Budden
You playing around. Adam Silver, one of the best attorneys on the planet.
Ish
Like, yo, dog, y'all keep thinking.
Joe Budden
Y'all keep thinking. Adam Silver, just the commissioner.
Ish
I think a lot of these athletes know what's going on and they play the game. That's possible. Be honest with you.
Malcolm
I wouldn't be. Well, I'm a chill.
Ish
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Leave it alone, all right? I'm calling all of them stupid.
Malcolm
It would be stupid.
Joe Budden
I'm calling each one of them stupid. Because John Porter ain't even. He ain't even cake off, really, from what's been reported. To risk it all like that or to put the heat on my brother who's just signed a big contract. This nigga is crazy.
Ish
This nigga has made $126 million.
Joe Budden
My nigga Roger.
Ish
Yes.
Joe Budden
Yeah. I'm not playing with him.
Ish
And he's still in his. That's just to date.
Malcolm
Right.
Ish
He's still got 50 million left on his contract. And then he gonna get another contract after that. It might not be 100 mil, but it might be. Cause the salaries is going up, dog.
Joe Budden
When niggas stop me in the street and be like, yo, y'all gonna talk about this in the pod tomorrow. I'd be like, chill, chill, chill. I mean, I can't give you the sauce. Cause I can't. I can't let you know. A little different, but kind of the same to me. I'm not telling nobody outside nothing about my gig. Yeah. Terry Rogier. Hold your head, dog.
Ish
Yeah, yeah.
Joe Budden
Hold your head. While we're on sports or Hornet business. Lamelo Ball, snub or not for the all star game.
Ish
Definitely thousand percent. Who? The guards.
Joe Budden
I couldn't disagree more. On the bench.
Ish
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Cade, keep going. I'll pull it up.
Ish
I'm about to look.
Joe Budden
I'll pull it up.
Ish
Cade don't get a guaranteed vote on over him.
Joe Budden
Yes, he does.
Ish
Cade is tough though. No, Cade and he been killing.
Joe Budden
They both been killing and they've been winning.
Ish
Jalen Brunson and Donovan Mitchell, Jalen Brown, Darius Garland, Cade Dame Lillard Tyler Hero are the guards. He got an argument, I'm not letting him in.
Joe Budden
He has an argument, he has an argument. But they won 11 games. You didn't impact winning. Your stats are great. I'll have to talk about Trey Young. Trey Young leading the league in assists.
Ish
Trey ain't there.
Joe Budden
Trey Young leading the league in assists and averaging 20 points. I think he's the first guard ever to average 20 points and more than 10 assists multiple seasons and not make all star either one. I have the conversation about Trey Young. Lamelo ball, you won 11 and 12 games.
Ish
So this is what happened. All right. So this is what, what happens? The fans pick the starters, right? Fans pick the starters.
Joe Budden
Not solely.
Ish
Yeah, I think so. Think.
Joe Budden
I think they changed that.
Ish
All right. But I know coaches and.
Joe Budden
And they did change it because Jaylen and Cat was 50% fans, 25% players and 25% coaches. So it's not just a fan vote anymore.
Ish
Okay? Oh, yeah. Fans accounted for 50%. Players in media account for 25% apiece. So before coaches, you don't say that. Players. But whatever. Okay, cool. Allegedly, people don't like Trey says attitude is shitty. So if your attitude is shitty, I could see how the media, the coaches and the players will vote you out of sitting on the bench. So if you don't automatically get to the starter roll, then your odds of getting a. A bench spot could be less than favorable. I understand that. Even though he's a monster, he a monster, but I could see that. And now he might not have got snubbed because for him to not make it, then somebody else would have been in his seat. Cade has been killing, right? Dame Lillard is Dame Lillard. Especially with the face. Cause I don't necessarily even know if Dame Lillard is having a way better season than Ball is having. My nigga Ball's had a couple 50 point games this year. He's killing.
Joe Budden
So he also missed a lot of time with injuries. And again, they got 12 wins.
Ish
Yeah, yeah, yeah. He ain't get snowed. He ain't get snowed. Is he deserving of a spot? Yes, but he ain't get snowed.
Joe Budden
All Star weekend is weird this year. San Fran.
Ish
Yes, the bae. Hey, hey, hey.
Joe Budden
I didn't say nothing. Me either.
Ish
What are you talking about?
Joe Budden
Is terrible. So we got Grammy weekend, Super bowl weekend, and All Star weekend three weekends in a row. Yep.
Parks
Yeah.
Joe Budden
New Orleans and San Fran.
Parks
And La la.
Joe Budden
New Orleans, San Fran.
Melissa Ford
Yep.
Joe Budden
All right, that's it, man, listen, I'm glad I'm a Jehovah's Witness. I'm safe. Me too. I ain't got time for for that hoot, Nanny boy. Let Zaire the young go have have fun, man.
Ish
It is going to be a lot of hooting.
Joe Budden
I can't.
Melissa Ford
She's a lie.
Joe Budden
The box mockery. And especially they just got Justin Tucker, man. I'm gonna go out there, get in my bag.
Malcolm
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Might want to not bring the lube to the strip club for a moment too. Hey, when you got the what? Huh?
Ish
You take the lube to the strip club? You take the lube to the strip club?
Joe Budden
Not intentionally, but sometimes it's in my bag.
Melissa Ford
Yeah.
Ish
The lube just carry around in your bag?
Joe Budden
Yeah, yeah, sometimes.
Ish
Just in case.
Joe Budden
Depending on where I'm coming from.
Ish
Where would you be coming from that the lube would just be in your bag?
Joe Budden
Like a trip, like out of town.
Ish
So you go home before you go. You don't unpack your bag.
Joe Budden
Sometimes you forget to.
Melissa Ford
Oh, you take it out in the side pocket.
Joe Budden
Yeah, like be going to the airport with the gun in the bag that they forgot to take out.
Ish
Same thing, different gun.
Joe Budden
Anytime I bring the lube with me by mistake. VIP be packed, man. Damn, these will knock it out of there. Got to go hit security. Hey, clear this off on the Big Dog. Too many back there. Hey, Big Dog, get that other room. Give him about 10 minutes. Clear it on it.
Ish
Hey, they time up.
Joe Budden
Let it rain. Clear it out. Let it rain.
Melissa Ford
Let's go. Let's go. Let's get it. Let's get it.
Joe Budden
Let's get it. In about 10 minutes, go over there and shine light on security. That flashlight? Yeah, this. Yo, yo, I'm joking, by the way. Please refer to the tag in the front. Please refer to the.
Melissa Ford
When's the next time you're going out, bro?
Joe Budden
In the front. Whenever. Whenever. My girl Thinks it'd be a good time.
Melissa Ford
Oh, so she's up here?
Joe Budden
No, no.
Ish
Oh, whenever she says that, it's whatever.
Joe Budden
She think it would be an opportune time.
Melissa Ford
I'm going to go out with you.
Joe Budden
Shut up. No, you're not.
Melissa Ford
I'm going to starless again. You know I can't go without my boy.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ish
If I go, I got to go on Thursday, though.
Melissa Ford
Yeah, I got to go with my boy, man. My boy Joe.
Joe Budden
My Thursday. I don't know how many go out the day before a work day. Why Thursday for you? Because that's your day.
Ish
N. It's L Night. If I don't go on L night, she going to be tight. If I go on somebody else night.
Joe Budden
I ain't going to lie. L had some work in there last night.
Malcolm
I don't nor go out on work night. Like a lot.
Melissa Ford
I just spoke to work.
Joe Budden
I saw the pictures.
Malcolm
Huh?
Ish
I saw the pictures. Right on the ground floor was flooded.
Joe Budden
Yeah. I didn't send no pictures to L. And say, who was this? No, I did not.
Ish
Of course you did.
Joe Budden
I didn't do that. Yeah, that wouldn't be right. No.
Ish
No, you can't do that.
Joe Budden
Trouble for marriage, man. There you go. I ain't got time for these skeezers.
Ish
Ain't nothing in the streets for trouble.
Joe Budden
Ain't nothing in the streets for trouble, dog. Ain't Nothing open after 2am but some legs. All the old phrases apply now. I ain't got time for these skeezers. Skeers.
Ish
Yeah, that is funny.
Melissa Ford
You got it in control.
Joe Budden
Oh, my God. What else is important or unimportant? We had Terry Virgin. Oh. Asap. Asap. Asap. Homeboy took the stand?
Melissa Ford
Yes.
Joe Budden
Really? Yeah, really. Took the stand. Said, he shot me. He's trying to kill me. He tried to end me. What do we think? They tore him up on cross examination, though, did they? Yeah.
Ish
Oh, see, I. See, I ain't read about the cross exam.
Joe Budden
No. This trial is a little bit fun. I'm reading this every day.
Ish
No, but I thought it. Because when I saw what I saw, he's like, yo, he's yelling, I'll kill you right now. All that other. I was like, oh, yeah, he, he.
Joe Budden
The cross is just paying him to be a liar. That.
Ish
Yeah. I was about to say he taking a Wildclef vacation, but if they did good in the cross examination, then maybe not.
Melissa Ford
Let me see if I can find who's the dummy.
Joe Budden
Find something for you, y'all. That's all.
Ish
That's All I keep saying is he should have just took the deal.
Joe Budden
I still think he should have took the deal. But I mean I'm just want like how long?
Ish
He had to say a year.
Melissa Ford
Six months. Six months, six months, six months.
Ish
Three years probation, seven years. Go check me in right now. Check me in. What? Yeah, he don't need no job. I don't care if I got a felony on my record. He said that it messes with his brand deals. My wife is worth two Bs. Yeah, but I don't want live off her.
Joe Budden
I can buy. Oh, and of course that's not his wife. I don't think it matters either.
Malcolm
But she's showing up to court, so.
Joe Budden
Yeah, she dictmatized. She.
Ish
My wife and I put two, I.
Joe Budden
Got two in a.
Ish
Hey, hey, hey. Give me. I want 65,000amonth.
Joe Budden
Hood reporters, court really coming out of court.
Ish
Hey, really?
Joe Budden
Some, some people call you a snitch. What you say about that? Snitch.
Melissa Ford
Any comment on that?
Joe Budden
Would you be a snitch if somebody shot at you?
Melissa Ford
Nah, I don't never snitch. I, I got a bullet in my leg right now.
Joe Budden
Ice gonna get you. Keep talking.
Melissa Ford
I snitch.
Joe Budden
Walmart, come here, my man. Go ahead and say Walmart.
Ish
Come here.
Joe Budden
I thought I had, I had, I had to cross examination. I'm trying to find it really quick. Snitch if somebody shot at you. Not that I think it matters. I'm glued to this trial. I am glued, man.
Ish
That's it.
Joe Budden
I hope ASAP don't see no jail time.
Ish
Yeah, I'm not. My thing is it was another state. I would feel better.
Malcolm
You see yourself?
Joe Budden
No, but you're not explaining the question.
Ish
Here's my question.
Joe Budden
I see myself, but you're not explaining. So what I'm supposed to say?
Malcolm
Did you see yourself?
Joe Budden
This is the cross.
Malcolm
Did you hear yourself?
Joe Budden
I hurt myself.
Malcolm
Was that truthful? What's truthful?
Joe Budden
What you just said that I love him or like he was cool. I don't know what you mean. I said a lot of things. The part that you said, if I.
Malcolm
Said you, it was sort of wishy washy with love, you know?
Joe Budden
Okay.
Malcolm
It's true.
Joe Budden
True, true.
Malcolm
In fact, on September 18, 2021 at.
Ish
9 at 8:19am you text Rocky everything about you.
Joe Budden
Fake ass, gay nigger, Right?
Malcolm
Of course not. Of course not.
Joe Budden
Okay, let me show you a text message. Kill two.
Ish
Got him.
Joe Budden
Oh, got him. Oh, take a look at that on the screen behind you, buddy. Yes. Be with the audio. September 18, 20, 21 8:19am no matter.
Malcolm
How much the try you not charge. But I think they're changing everything about you.
Joe Budden
You fake ass.
Malcolm
I can't hate you sucker ass guy.
Joe Budden
Then you change guy to get remember.
Malcolm
Sending that message bro.
Joe Budden
This is in 21. I understand everything we're talking about here today is in 21. Every text message he had showed me.
Malcolm
Yesterday was in 21.
Ish
Got him. Got him. You can't have a clear memory for 2021 for the that you want to have a clear memory about. And now you get a foggy memory about one specific or two specific text messages. It's going to create reasonable doubt. There's a reasonable doubt that you're lying with with agenda, bruh.
Joe Budden
Oh, here's way too is where he took the stand on the first time. And then I'm right behind the L and I'm saying if you brought a gun, use it then like the you brought a gun for. Okay, that's the words I was saying to him. When you said he pointed it at you where on your body was it pointing? Like towards my stomach, like towards like my head. Ish. A little. So fast. So fast. You know what I mean? And from what you're describing. Was it moving? Yeah, it was moving.
Melissa Ford
He had it up.
Joe Budden
Okay, so he didn't just hold it at your stomach. It was kind of. No, no, he was looking for a spot to shoot. Okay, this clip is two minutes long and the audio's not the greatest, so I won't continue to play it. Just know that they got an active trial going on and it's heating up. I don't know about that bullets, that bullets. We found the bullets from the gun thing. Cause word is he went to the crime scene four days after and found the bullets himself. Really? And gave them the bullets. And gave them the bullets.
Malcolm
Oh no, that's sus.
Joe Budden
Hey, maybe we all just pussy and asap. Rocky is right. And I'm going to go to trial and I'm going to beat this thing.
Ish
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Joe Budden
That that option still exists for sure it does. I don't know if I would roll the dice with an all white jury.
Ish
I don't know if I would roll a dice with only having to do six months. And only having to do six months sound like nothing to us, right? I mean but the six months it's not. It might not be that where we.
Joe Budden
From that say that they don't really have it does.
Ish
It does. But I, I said the is in California. California got a different type of gun laws. I heard, like, if you just got a gun, you going New York. If you get California, New York. So I just. He got enough money where. Honestly speaking, the six months would literally fly by for him. But maybe it's not that part. It's the probation. I wouldn't give a. About the probation again. That's a lot of people. That probation part be the hard part. What you looking at?
Parks
24 years.
Ish
Give me three years probation. Like, this is the thing. If I'm confident enough where his current life is, him and his lady, they. They 50 on in the United States or less. They overseas. If your probation says, I could go live overseas with my family and all that other shit, yo, 36 months will fly by. You talking 10 years, 20 years probation like they gave thug. That's something different. Three years probation, fam. I think, in my opinion, when you're looking at 24 years, you got to kind of weigh your options. Yo, you being away from your kids for four months and you being away from your kids for 20 years is a totally different ball game to me.
Joe Budden
For sure.
Ish
I agree.
Joe Budden
From the kids. Black people. I don't. I don't know. I don't know. Black people. To respond well to the plea offers, they.
Ish
No, no. What? Most people plea. Most people plea. That's why the fancy. When you hear. I'm looking at how much. Yeah, cool. Most people plea.
Joe Budden
That ain't got to do with how you feel hearing a plea.
Ish
Yeah, you do.
Joe Budden
You. You think about it.
Ish
No, no. Yeah, I do. When they say, we're going to give you 50 years or you're going to take this 18 months. Months, you go.
Joe Budden
I would go. You get what I'm saying?
Ish
That's what people do.
Joe Budden
I would do that.
Ish
Thank God.
Joe Budden
I don't want to write him off in the event that he has a shot at this.
Ish
I hope he does.
Joe Budden
And he's absolutely correct. And it's just a bunch of lies. Like, I want to still leave that on the table, but from the outside looking at it, it just looks a little.
Ish
And look at the other side of that, like with the thug trial, you know what I'm saying? Thug's lawyer was saying, we don't want. Don't take the plea. Don't take the plea.
Joe Budden
We can beat this.
Ish
We got it. He takes it.
Joe Budden
Well, I'm listening to Drew. No, I mean, if Drew say something. I'm listening to Drew.
Ish
I'm not listening to Drew. If I'm Thug, I'm not listening to Drew.
Joe Budden
He listened to him.
Ish
I haven't. No.
Joe Budden
His.
Ish
His lawyer told him, don't take the play. Well, he said, don't take it. Thug's lawyer told him, don't take the play, fam. I can go home today. Does he have Drew today? I can go home Drew.
Joe Budden
Drew was out wearing the Young thug merch.
Ish
Whatever. I don't care if his name is Johnny, fam. I could go home today. And I'm only on probation. I got time served. I'm not gonna do no jail time. I'm going home, bro. They made a fool of the. It was black Atlanta prosecution. They made a fool of them.
Joe Budden
I take it back.
Ish
These niggas gonna get me. And y'all not gonna be able to retry the case. Oh, yeah. I mean, out of here. I do the probation. If I'm th.
Joe Budden
PR Listen, all I got is throw some prayers on.
Ish
Oh, yeah. Honestly. To everybody involved.
Joe Budden
Yeah, that's it. Let me just make sure. No one needs our help. This is where me and Mel went left last time.
Ish
What was the question?
Joe Budden
Don't worry about it. He wanted to bring with the girl, but he didn't want to deal with her saying, oh, God, you wasted my time. So he was just like, I don't feel like I wasted shit. And the first year don't count. And some other.
Ish
It was only a year.
Parks
No, they were together two years.
Malcolm
Two years.
Ish
He was saying a year don't count.
Joe Budden
Well, this is where me and Mel went wrong. Mel, I love you. You have been a phenomenal addition to this show.
Parks
Thank you.
Joe Budden
If I ever said anything to offend you on this show show. Or didn't give you the space and the grace to get your argument out, then I apologize. It was totally unintentional and I'll do better and be better accepted. The out of here. I was waiting like the out of here. Never that you're.
Ish
Blink if you need help.
Melissa Ford
We still doing the pause.
Joe Budden
Giving what I paid him for. I paid the chef.
Melissa Ford
So we're saying what for? Come on, man.
Ish
Excuse calling something else.
Parks
Dinner.
Malcolm
Do a little Easter.
Parks
Easter.
Melissa Ford
We going to do a St. Patrick's Day? Have some Irish?
Malcolm
Sure.
Joe Budden
Yeah. Yeah.
Ish
Celebrate the resurrection.
Joe Budden
Right? Let me go back a few days so we can help out. Curiosity Entertainment or just Curiosity with a kid. Hey, guys.
Malcolm
Hey.
Joe Budden
So I've been on and off with this guy for five years, wasting her time. Never beneficial. But in both of our brains, you couldn't tell us that we wasn't. Wait. Oh, that's my favorite shit right there. That's my bad didn't we do this?
Ish
Yes, I think so.
Joe Budden
We did this.
Parks
We did this.
Ish
Keep going. That's the one I said had daddy issues. No, keep going.
Joe Budden
We're going to see.
Melissa Ford
Nigga memory is in the dungeons.
Joe Budden
Last time we got in a really bad fight, we told me die like my mother yesterday. Yep, we did that. All right, so let me find another one. There's a bunch here, and I'm reading them for the first time. Sorry. Apologize, bro. When your heart got broken. Did that. I just recently have a newborn son with my wife, and I got married in the same year. My issue with her is that she's so sensitive ever since she had my son.
Parks
We did that one.
Joe Budden
Okay, let me scroll. Roll up some since y'all playing around. All right. Morgan says, what's up, Morgan? And this seems appropriate for this episode. I read the first sentence. Does this win a nasty award for the month?
Malcolm
Probably.
Joe Budden
I mutually masturbated with my neighbor from a different apartment too. Yeah, or maybe a new mutually masturbated. I'll try one more. And if we did that, I'm out of here. Please do not read my email out loud. I am resubmitting my question.
Parks
Okay.
Joe Budden
Why did my ex boyfriend unfollow me after I posted I was pregnant, but he still follows his other exes? Mel, no.
Parks
Fuck that. Nope, nope, nope. No.
Joe Budden
Mel, no. You don't want to help him. You don't want to help him. Nothing. Come on, he needs your help.
Ish
He needs you.
Joe Budden
Come on, Mel.
Ish
Melly, we need you.
Joe Budden
Hip hop savior. Part of the show. Savior.
Parks
Not touching that. Not touching that.
Joe Budden
I don't. I don't know.
Malcolm
I don't know either.
Joe Budden
Maybe they had you wiped down.
Malcolm
Could be that.
Joe Budden
And I mean, shit, the other ex is pregnant. Yeah. Yeah. I'll be ready to hit unfollow when they start doing some of these pregnancy reveals too.
Melissa Ford
Nobody want to see that.
Joe Budden
Yeah, I ain't.
Malcolm
That's.
Joe Budden
That's what that mean. Yeah, I don't want to see that beautiful bundle.
Ish
Mad at that one.
Joe Budden
Yeah. Get the out of here.
Ish
He mad at that one.
Joe Budden
He tight. He tight.
Ish
The other ones, he don't really care. All right, cool. Yeah, you got pregnant, so.
Joe Budden
All right. I got a song y'all been really sleeping on, man. Man. Uhoh. You guys need to hear this. Waiter, you hear this one? Get a load of this. I am going with a song called Lord Knows by a gentleman named Aaron Page. I was recently introduced to like to hear it. Here you go.
Parks
Look, I got small hands, a Soft.
Joe Budden
Mascara Sorry I've been lying for a little while the club is closing right now and I'm trying to see what you about I've been waiting, waiting, waiting and I know what they talking about Heard the same line over a million times and it don't impress you right you know you fine, you make it look easy but you put it in over time and I hate talking over this music But I'm trying to get through to you and the licky you point gonna do it got problems and we all been through it Lord knows, Lord knows all kinesia do you hear me through your speakers? Girl I need ya need your body in motion I want to take it there you know I can see us going round for round Doing what we want Body to body like a duty unnegable like Alicia I'm in you and I don't want to do too much let's go somewhere they don't know what Be patient love take a song oh taking your time coming out of that product Thinking about giving my son or my daughter screaming daddy, not your father, no and you better you know it 24 hours with you ain't enough need you more what we doing? I can't wait to get you home they don't know about us need your body emotion I wanna take it you know I can see us doing what we want Body to body unthinkable like Alicia to me I'm in you and I don't wanna do too much let's go somewhere they don't know why one Be patient love Take this all night long Be patient love can take us all night. It's brand new music from Aaron Page. Shout out to him, shout out to Maddie. That song is called Lord Knows. It's fire. He got an EP out too. Let me give you the name of the EP so y'all know. Name of the EP is Lord Knows and there's some on here, so check it out. Shout out to Aaron Page.
Ish
I'm gonna play this, this Will Smith and Big Sean. Beautiful scars, man. Mr. Smith, Mr. Anderson.
Malcolm
All right.
Ish
Flies the eagle fresh out of Philly.
Joe Budden
Yeah. I still, still rep the city Mirrors on the wall worth half a billy.
Ish
Cause I'm an icon Somebody you could.
Joe Budden
Base your life on that you should place your sights on Shot on cannons and Nikon Turn the cameras and lights on. I've been about to action master actor. I still rap Feel like Mike when they turn the mic on. I got Will until the wheels fall off. That's just the Will I am My.
Ish
Will power got these cowards saying God.
Joe Budden
Damn he just won't quit, Won't fold and won't switch I wrote the code, I'm Mr. Smith. Cause this is the matrix this is.
Ish
My regular basis I am a header, you play as I'm playing my aces Every card with the faces I am a king with a queen reigning supreme.
Joe Budden
Been through the rain, mud on my.
Ish
Feet, tracks in the street fame can.
Joe Budden
Be steep Mask off, see my face.
Ish
Ain'T clean did my dirt, made it hurt worse Went to church feeling cursed.
Joe Budden
Worked on myself Kintsugi first couldn't tell I've been through hell on earth the troop and it burns you live and you learn know I'm like Confucian See life is confusing I hate when I.
Ish
Lose it But I face the musical.
Joe Budden
Why did he do it?
Ish
See I'm only human it's the beautiful scars, yeah it's the beautiful flaws yeah I done fell about a million times.
Melissa Ford
Now I rise up the get closer.
Joe Budden
To God it's the beautiful stars yeah.
Ish
It'S the beautiful fls yeah I done.
Joe Budden
Fell apart about a million times Closer to God when you keep it g.
Melissa Ford
And beat the eyes that's what you call God Closer to God like I'm in a synagogue I had to quit.
Joe Budden
Tripping over that isn't worth the fall, you know Back against the wall my whole life will work of art Younger.
Melissa Ford
Me will blame everybody else like it's.
Joe Budden
They Till you realize you were walking.
Melissa Ford
Magnet so you the cause, what's your vibration? How you four backing yourself? Yo, what's your libation? Hydration A lot of advice I'm not taking gotta take these with a grain.
Joe Budden
Of salt Just like any recipe on how to make it look as Mr. Anderson and Mr. Smith we decoded the codes I got tired of being over.
Melissa Ford
Control Learning as I go, learning as.
Joe Budden
I grow I don't gotta do this.
Melissa Ford
Over and over that's to me dumps you know it's a no it ain't.
Joe Budden
The end if I don't get the.
Melissa Ford
Credit I'm a living legend I'm a.
Joe Budden
Die legend I ain't trying to get.
Ish
It, I gotta get it Beautiful scars.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ish
It'S the beautiful scars yeah There are no limits Ascend through the universe.
Joe Budden
I believe in me like it's religion But I am the only one who converse conversations with the congregation the scripture is in the verse I manifest through my mentality the only real is my reality I rebuild with the broken pieces.
Ish
That are shattered on the floor I am healed by the deepest teachers that were given by the moors. The codes of my lineage. I'll be around for another millennium. Climbing the ladder to heaven or helium.
Joe Budden
Seeing the suffering, dreaming and healing them.
Ish
You are the one in a million billion. You are the answer. You are the power. You are the principle. Every second that you're living is pivotal.
Joe Budden
Anything that's broken is remixable. Even when it's not physical.
Ish
You are not alone. Trust the invisible ancestors.
Joe Budden
Flex when it is critical. Top of the pyramids, I am the pinnacle.
Ish
It's the beautiful. It's a beautiful star, yeah, I done.
Joe Budden
Fell about a million times. Now I rise up the gate closer to God.
Ish
Just a beautiful star, yeah. Just a beautiful star, yeah, I done.
Joe Budden
Fell about a million times. Now rise out the gate closer to.
Ish
And that again is beautiful. Scars Will Smith and Big Sean. Featuring Obenga.
Malcolm
Take the parental lock off your phone. The parental lock, take it off your phone. You know you sent me the clean version. Didn't matter because it was only two curses in there anyway.
Ish
But I ain't care.
Malcolm
I'm playing Jim Jones, this is Jomo.
Parks
Jimmy Jones.
Joe Budden
Yes, sir.
Ish
I want you to know one thing. You gotta remind them who you are.
Malcolm
Static.
Melissa Ford
What up?
Ish
Who you are.
Malcolm
Turn what up?
Ish
Remind them you a star. Play what your name. Then you remind them who you are. I'm just trying to tell my trooper it's lying. Oh my God. I put so much work and I could have died on a job. I believe in killing kitchens for chickens when they was frying up the hard tent. But I'm lying though, right? I've been in Powerhouse where they scream lottie. I didn't walk down my building and I seen bodies. I've been in court. The DA is looking like he seen Gotti. And all my do they time, you know my team body back to back. It's been seven years since I seen Shoddy. It's been seven years since I saw Melly. And now we gotta fly straight cause.
Joe Budden
He got four fellies.
Ish
I've been going to the tunnel since you saw but Belly, I done been through the most. Talking about we fake bloods. I had to spin for the coast. That was 20 years ago. I was just slim with the toast talking about the outside. But they put everything on the post. No caption that. No we not jacking that. Got a place that we go to. We not packing that. You know, we flip this whole like a acrobat and everything that you owe, I'm coming back for that. I need my son. You want to ask them Taught Me how to rap and I want platinum stupid they didn't think that I start the rapping I would lap them Everybody know for diplomats I was the captain you got to remind them who you are Remind them who you are remind them you a star Remind them Jo is he a Bronx, is he a Harlem? We all that tell me what's the problem I'm too thorough, I move thorough, my crew thorough Let me answer your questions I'm a legend up in two barrels like Kevin Ch I've been ducking the federal drama these was never wild down for me keep playing my young boys will burn the earth down for me I got them playing in the field it's like the first down homie you acting like will pull your skirt down homie but step a lot try knock me off my dean been a shooter it's over, you stupid with cap is on the scene trail I beat that came back as capo with a team mob that's still a Billy world silly girl you know I'm a Max so I got to stay trendy keep some apes with me got my hat on that's Jim Jones.
Malcolm
Joo Produced by Static and Terminology Shout out to gang Good to hear that record in cdq.
Ish
Yeah, man, I'm waiting for that Jim Jones album.
Malcolm
Me too.
Ish
It's the next month, I believe.
Malcolm
It still hasn't sent me a sleeper, so I guess I go to Mouth.
Ish
Oh, he tapped out.
Malcolm
You know how it goes sometimes.
Ish
Yeah, sometimes you just be like, you know what? I know I can't with her, so I just. I don't know how that goes.
Parks
Okay. You guys are such disturbers.
Joe Budden
Yeah, all right.
Ish
Disturbers.
Parks
Okay. It's called Shadows. And honestly, I don't know how to pronounce two of the three names. Jacoi, Severo, and it might be Cairo.
Malcolm
But the V sometimes is an upside.
Parks
Down child Good in the night I don't know but I like the song. Here you go.
Joe Budden
From the real and fake all these heartbreakers are undercover don't take it advantage I just banish up my damage.
Ish
Shadows.
Joe Budden
I called your phone, it's after three Hoping you get back to me.
Ish
Never.
Joe Budden
Tell me what's been on your mind of me I'm on the run, I'm out of reach after the things you said of me I disappeared.
Melissa Ford
You look good for me.
Malcolm
That is Jacoi. Maybe Cairo. And I'm not even gonna try the third one. Shadows. That was hard. Regardless if I can pronounce the names. Ish. Welcome back.
Ish
Thank you, sir. I'm going to JoJo and NGL.
Malcolm
You want NGL? That's not what you said.
Ish
Oh, my bad. Nobody. I'm sorry.
Joe Budden
Sorry.
Ish
The album.
Joe Budden
The song, too. Well, tell me who if I been kidding I'll be humble with Too long when they ask who love me like that Nobody.
Parks
Nobody. Nobody.
Joe Budden
Nobody. Don't make no sense I, I still like my time when I have this conversation you got to blow my mind Cuz I got no toleration for a.
Parks
Low vibe y'all be imitating if you going to ask, act right cuz I.
Joe Budden
Know this all too well Tell me who if I've been getting all along.
Parks
I'll be humble way too long.
Joe Budden
I.
Parks
Got my own money, yeah, I'm a.
Joe Budden
Superstar I gotta go hard I gotta go hard not about to let you.
Parks
Play me for some dummy fall back.
Joe Budden
Think I'm better alone.
Ish
Nobody.
Malcolm
That is Jojo.
Joe Budden
Nobody that's off Jojo new album. Because she dropped today, too. Yeah, she dropped today, too. It was pop. Jojo. So I ain't. I ain't. Bye.
Malcolm
That sounded good, though.
Joe Budden
But I. With Joe. Jojo's a friend of the show.
Ish
No, she don't.
Joe Budden
She's a friend. It's. Man. Friends of the show that ain't been to the show. But it's cool, man. I sleepwalk, so I ain't time for no guests. Can't just. Let me just talk to my little friends. You can't sleep? Not right now. Sleepwalk and be. It's mad trying to come up here. Two chains. Hey, all right. Just wait. Just hold up.
Malcolm
Two chains. Doing the Alchemist album. You seen that?
Joe Budden
Huh?
Malcolm
That Larry June.
Joe Budden
All three of them want to come up? Yeah.
Malcolm
Well, they're doing the album.
Joe Budden
Yeah. Oh, they want to come up.
Malcolm
Oh, they should.
Joe Budden
I mean, yeah, I agree. In time.
Malcolm
I don't know where we put three, though. Pause.
Joe Budden
Nowhere. Now we just going. Umar was the exception. Is you tried to duck that Umar.
Parks
Smoke by being sick.
Joe Budden
Yeah. Like two pods in a row.
Parks
Yeah, like.
Joe Budden
Like. Yeah, it's. Yo, look at me. Hey, hey, cute eyes. Yo, yo. Hey, cute eyes. Hey, look this way. Take a gander this way. Cute eyes. You try to duck that Umar smoke with some nasal congestion. You was doing well, Kovit. We moved it, though. We moved. He rescheduled. You tried it. He tried. You're not mad? I'd have been if Umar came and you wasn't here. I went to your house. We just shot at your house.
Malcolm
Why?
Ish
You'd have been mad.
Joe Budden
Huh?
Ish
Why?
Joe Budden
You'd have Been mad because we need you here.
Ish
No, you don't.
Joe Budden
No, we do. No.
Ish
No, you don't. It's a distinguished cast.
Joe Budden
Your page says it to me that we need you. You talking about what? Oh, you.
Melissa Ford
That's his line. That's his line.
Joe Budden
What?
Melissa Ford
That's his line. He used.
Joe Budden
I can't feel like that.
Melissa Ford
No, shut up, nigga. Yes, I can.
Ish
No, you can.
Joe Budden
Yes, I can.
Ish
No, you can.
Joe Budden
You could feel like that, but I could feel like this. Don't gaslight me.
Ish
Is that what I'm doing?
Parks
You are the king's gaslighting.
Ish
You put the flame in the torch.
Joe Budden
What should I have to do with y'all gaslighting?
Ish
I don't do that.
Joe Budden
You're gaslighting me right now.
Ish
I'm definitely.
Joe Budden
Y'all think it's all right for y'all to gaslight me? Cause I gaslight y'all. Let me ask you that. Let me ask you that. All right. Flip got a yes, Mel.
Parks
If that's what we chose to do, yes. But we don't gaslight you that.
Ish
I'm with that part. Yeah, I'm.
Joe Budden
I'm agreeing with what y'all do to me.
Ish
Tell the truth, y'all.
Joe Budden
Truth. Listen. Yeah. Umar will come back for you.
Ish
He's not coming here for me.
Joe Budden
Yes, he is.
Ish
Why?
Joe Budden
Cuz of the couch pad.
Ish
The couch pad pad.
Joe Budden
Something just hit me that, yo, that's the best clip in the world. It don't matter how many times I see that clip. It's funny. The couch pat and the realization in.
Ish
Real time, he didn't realize that in.
Joe Budden
Real time, I didn't tell him, so don't try to.
Ish
The Internet had already told him that he came here and said nothing.
Joe Budden
Hold up, hold up.
Parks
Come on, just let us have our fun.
Joe Budden
Hold up for a minute. You believe that?
Ish
I'mma remind you.
Joe Budden
Believe that. And you back down that fast after you gave me all that lip?
Parks
1V1. Go ahead.
Joe Budden
You believe that?
Ish
I know that.
Joe Budden
Y'All think that, bro.
Ish
For months, people like, oh, Umar coming o is.
Parks
It is entirely possible.
Melissa Ford
What are you talking about?
Joe Budden
I didn't say it's not possible.
Ish
And it is make sense. It would be logical.
Parks
It's very plausible.
Ish
He talks. The conversation situation leading up to him doing that, nothing was said about anything that would even insinuate that.
Joe Budden
If he is looking at your train of way to play that. I don't know.
Ish
We didn't have a conversation.
Joe Budden
We had mad conversation.
Ish
You know what? We. We. That came out in the first, that was like that.
Joe Budden
I think that. No, I don't think that it was, bro.
Ish
And we didn't.
Joe Budden
It wasn't in the first hour.
Ish
Are you crazy?
Joe Budden
It's time stamped issue.
Ish
And we didn't have any kind. We didn't have any conversations that led to. Yo. You think this way because you have.
Joe Budden
A white girlfriend, you don't think he could have just been listening to you for.
Ish
No, I think that hour and change.
Joe Budden
And say that you got it. Well, look, look, look. I'm not trying to say no one way or the other.
Ish
Look, it could have just been so me. Somebody up here did and realized it was you. No, Dave, prior to him coming on the show, they were sending me and him mad clips months before he sat up here.
Joe Budden
He'll be online.
Ish
They're adding him.
Joe Budden
He built anc. He building a school. Anything.
Ish
I know what happened.
Joe Budden
Oh, don't do that. You took off. You took off. That's what happened.
Ish
I don't know if he got you.
Joe Budden
Called out of work is what happened. You called out of work. Running from the smoke is what happened.
Ish
You selling the show?
Joe Budden
You asked me what happened.
Ish
I'm gonna let you sell it.
Joe Budden
Well, that's how he got you the last time, because he sell a showmanship. So even if I believe what you're saying, that showmanship. What happened, man?
Parks
Nothing. I just read something. Sorry.
Joe Budden
What happened? Matt Barnes cheated. Right. What happened?
Parks
Well, I mean, like, that is making the rounds right now, but that's. No, no, I wanted to say happy.
Joe Budden
You know, the girl that's never gonna get in a relationship, that's here to ruin everybody else's.
Parks
Okay, I was about to say happy Black History Month because Trump wants to do away with that and a whole list of other others. You guys want to hear the list?
Joe Budden
Sure. Yeah.
Parks
Okay.
Ish
Need your readers.
Joe Budden
Oh, wait. Read it fast, because I got to go to the bank soon.
Parks
Okay, here is a list of the events that the agency is pausing.
Joe Budden
She's lying as hell.
Parks
It's the Pentagon, by the way. Martin Luther King Jr. Day. Black history Month, Women's History Month, y'all. Holocaust Remembrance Day. Asian American Pacific Islander, Hannah Heritage Month, LGBTQ Pride Month, Juneteenth. Women's Equality Day, National Hispanic Heritage Month, National Disability Employment Awareness Month. National American Indian Heritage Month.
Ish
I didn't hear Christopher Columbus here. Mad other. We still got Cinco de Mayo, though, right?
Parks
Yes, apparently, that's.
Ish
That's not a national holiday.
Joe Budden
One May 5th. Go ahead.
Ish
Be a little different.
Joe Budden
Hey, y'all play around. This May 5th.
Ish
It might be a little different.
Joe Budden
This may go ahead out there. S. Get your ass in the bed. Yo.
Ish
That's the funny part. Like he. He know who to play with and who not to play with.
Parks
The Defense Department's intelligence agency has paused observations of.
Ish
I ain't hear Rash Hashanah.
Parks
Nope.
Joe Budden
Oh, Ross coming up here. Making an exception for him too.
Ish
Who I've been telling you for months.
Joe Budden
Want to come up here and I listen to you.
Melissa Ford
Who's rise?
Joe Budden
You think we got a bromance? Me and you?
Ish
No.
Parks
Everybody else does.
Joe Budden
I don't think we do.
Melissa Ford
Okay.
Joe Budden
I just want to know what you thought. I don't think we got a romance. I see some fans keep adding me with that narrative. You try to do damn bromance. We just Eskimo brothers for a long time. That's it. We ain't playing no pro, man. Him Ish did win the last Monopoly game. Cuz Cory's a bum that was rolling for his like you.
Ish
Why Cory a bum when is win but he not a bum when you win? It seem like Cory's the deciding factor.
Joe Budden
In who wins the game. They all bums when I win. Don't put words in my mouth. I think they all sweet. All right. There you go. Ish rolled the game of his lifetime.
Ish
I heard.
Joe Budden
I rolled the worst game game ever. Went to jail before go. It's got one Boardwalk Park Place in Florida to himself. He did it. I ran down for you to get a steak. Yeah. He had money. I gave him money on my exit. He did it. He won a game. He won a game.
Ish
The funny part is I'm the worst roller out of everybody that plays.
Joe Budden
Don't worry. Finesse said he won't play the next one.
Ish
For what?
Joe Budden
Don't do that to Finesse.
Ish
Finesse is my man.
Joe Budden
Finesse listens.
Ish
Finesse is my man.
Melissa Ford
Lord Finesse.
Parks
What is that?
Joe Budden
No.
Malcolm
Shout out to Lord Finesse.
Joe Budden
That's Amani's man.
Ish
Lord Finesse. Man.
Joe Budden
Listen, man. Hopefully I like this hook. Yeah.
Melissa Ford
Come on.
Joe Budden
All right, man. Listen. Keep us in your prayers. Lord knows. Lord knows Especially me Please pray for me. Lord knows we need to be there until the next time we bid you a do feel well. Adios to ri. Hasta la vista. Our voice or a simple head nod will suffice. Hopefully you've enjoyed this broadcast as much as we have enjoyed delivering it to you. Remember, life is a series of moments and moments pass. So let's please make this one last as if it's all we have and lastly, the baddies are insecure. The stagnant women want to travel and the closed minded women want you to teach them some things. Grab you with Tylenol. You might need it. Hey, shout out to anybody outside tonight. What y'all doing this weekend? Anything?
Melissa Ford
Work, baby, work.
Ish
I'm quiet weekend this week.
Joe Budden
Finally.
Malcolm
Not sure yet.
Joe Budden
We sitting down that all right? Nice and washed. Nice and quiet.
Ish
Nice.
Joe Budden
Can't wait. Mel gonna be a blue and Huston.
Parks
I haven't been there in a minute actually.
Joe Budden
This is where the old go to catch a little slipping been where you from? Yeah. Oh, yo, Mel going in getting her Maryland RO bag.
Melissa Ford
Her laugh touch game is fire.
Joe Budden
No, her laugh Touch game A1 on Patreon. Her laugh touch game throw her foot up on you. A little throw to Lego. You're so funny R my leg leg out of here.
Ish
You put your leg on strangers, she.
Joe Budden
Don'T give a. Yeah. What she don't care what.
Parks
She's a different exaggerating.
Melissa Ford
You know when they go.
Joe Budden
You know when they go find like.
Melissa Ford
A different species they never heard of.
Joe Budden
That's her.
Melissa Ford
She like a different breed of.
Joe Budden
She do bug that.
Parks
What?
Joe Budden
Dead ass. She put a foot on dead ass right now. You said that to Ish.
Parks
Yes, I am dead ass that you.
Joe Budden
Don'T put your legs leg on people that you don't know well enough to put your leg on like that.
Melissa Ford
They're considered strange.
Parks
Listen, hold on. We gotta dive deeper. Like how do you. What's the cut exactly? You know what I'm saying?
Joe Budden
Exactly, exactly. It's cool. It's cool. Hey, big mouth. Don't touch me. Yo, y'all hold it down, man. We'll be back same time, same place, next weekend. Please stay. Please stay safe. Safe or stay dangerous. Head on a swivel at all times. Watch out for ice and ice.
Melissa Ford
And we not talking about freeze.
Joe Budden
Yeah, we ain't talking about. We ain't talking about Elizabeth ice. Watch out for ice.
Ish
Watch out for black ice too.
Joe Budden
Y'all play around this May 5th if y'all want. Go ahead. Ice do that. You was doing appropriation. Put that. Put that little sombrero on.
Parks
Yeah.
Ish
They could come lock your ass up.
Joe Budden
Put it on. Go ahead.
Melissa Ford
Nah.
Joe Budden
Yeah, nah. Probably take a year off. Grew up out of that. Take a few years off of that. That's young dead ass that's on game.
Ish
I could be Irish still though, right?
Joe Budden
Yes, you can always be Irish.
Melissa Ford
All right.
Joe Budden
900 years of that being fat.
Malcolm
Cool.
Joe Budden
I take that one.
Ish
They not with the White immigrants. All right. Bet they only with the black and brown. Keep my St. Patrick's Day in.
Joe Budden
Too much to keep up with. They try to teach me about white Puerto Ricans couple months ago. Like, you know what, dog? It's a lot. It's too much white Puerto Ricans. I dropped out early and didn't do social studies. Buddy, they my head up with that one. He is a white border guy. Said what you did? I said, wait, what I thought pulling up pictures. I said, holy, my whole child is up if they take a fat Joe. What the white Puerto Rican, huh? What you say?
Ish
You've done Jersey City, the Bronx and Uptown.
Joe Budden
I never seen a white boy.
Ish
Yes, you have.
Joe Budden
Where? Who? Nat?
Ish
No, I didn't say Nat.
Joe Budden
You said Nat.
Ish
No, I didn't Gonna you up. Say who?
Joe Budden
You said she do the kind of white who is a white Puerto R. Oh, Nat.
Ish
No, I did not say Nat is the homie.
Joe Budden
I didn't say. God damn it.
Ish
Nat Puerto Rican. I didn't even know Nat was Puerto Rican. So I definitely didn't say Nat who you said? I'll tell you later. Rat bastard.
Joe Budden
A girl that we fuck. No, that's only people he remember the girls we fuck. Shut up.
Ish
What are you talking about?
Melissa Ford
Who her?
Joe Budden
I thought she was black. Yo, one day I'mma go get educated and this is gonna be up for the game.
Ish
Yo, this guy.
Joe Budden
When I go get educated, just know it's up for the game. Dead ass on Enough of Doggy.
Melissa Ford
Jbp. Jbp.
Parks
Where would you be without the jbp?
Joe Budden
Come on, Mel, do it right. Don't do it like you did the last part when you was mad.
Malcolm
She was like.
Joe Budden
She was mad and went and hugged up with the dog and do you do your job right? She in the back all stuff too. We didn't start a Patreon. Girl, get your ass. She gonna stay here with the tight face too for 20 minutes. I had to walk this out. Yo, yo, talking to us as a collective, it could get scary. Yeah, if y'all don't do your. That's what you said all us together, right? I didn't.
Melissa Ford
We know who you.
Joe Budden
I didn't single out. I didn't single. Mel. Hey, I see. I see what y'all doing. I no, I did not. I said all of us together. No, you use see what you all doing. And if I get to talking, somebody going to cry up here. All of us together. That didn't work. You all knew who I was talking to. The fuck out of here.
Episode 796 | "The Distinguished Panel" – The Joe Budden Podcast
Release Date: February 1, 2025
In Episode 796 of The Joe Budden Podcast, hosts Joe Budden and his friends embark on a multifaceted conversation that traverses music critiques, legal controversies, sports events, and personal relationship dynamics. Below is a detailed summary capturing the essential discussions, insights, and conclusions from the episode.
The episode opens with an enthusiastic discussion about The Weeknd's latest album, with particular praise for its production quality and innovative synth elements.
Malcolm states at [34:48]:
“The first half, to me, is absolutely incredible. It's a synth masterpiece.”
Joe Budden echoes this sentiment at [35:00]:
“He absolutely took off record. Feels like you're all part of me.”
However, as the conversation progresses, the hosts express mixed feelings about the latter half of the album, critiquing its repetitive melodies and lack of originality compared to earlier works. They debate whether The Weeknd's evolving sound signifies artistic growth or a departure from his signature style.
A significant portion of the discussion centers around the documentary about Max B., known as the Puff Doc. The hosts critically analyze the portrayal of Max B.'s criminal activities and the reliability of the testimonies featured in the documentary.
Malcolm comments at [105:07]:
“The accuser, I believe her name was Talia. That story was extraordinarily graphic and gruesome.”
Joe Budden adds skepticism at [106:38]:
“I also think some of them people on there were lying.”
The panel debates the ethical implications of the documentary, questioning whether all participants were truthful and highlighting the importance of vetting sources to ensure an accurate depiction of events.
The hosts shift focus to a tragic Black Hawk helicopter crash into an American Airlines flight in Washington, D.C., dissecting the initial media coverage and political fallout.
Joe Budden expresses doubt at [141:04]:
“It was another crash too. That wasn’t the only plane crash.”
Parks adds at [137:34]:
“He lost his life as well, right?”
They critique President Donald Trump's swift blame on then-Vice President Joe Biden, suggesting potential shortcomings in aviation oversight and questioning the competence of regulatory agencies involved.
The conversation turns to sports, specifically the NBA All-Star Weekend, with a spotlight on players like Lamelo Ball and Terry Rozier.
Malcolm observes at [36:53]:
“Yeah, for sure.”
Ish adds concerns at [94:47]:
“It's hard to do in nine minutes. That's very hard to do.”
They discuss Rozier's alleged involvement in a gambling scheme and the implications of recent changes in All-Star voting procedures, where fans now account for 50% of the votes, while players and media contribute 25% each. The hosts debate the fairness and impact of these changes on player selections.
Amidst the broader topics, the hosts engage in personal exchanges regarding relationships, offering advice and voicing frustrations about each other's romantic lives.
Parks emphasizes accountability at [87:06]:
“You have to take responsibility. That you had plenty of red flags in your face and you chose to ignore them.”
Joe Budden responds critically at [48:23]:
“I think that you should have been more aware of the fizzle out or the wind down to do this.”
These moments highlight the interpersonal dynamics among the hosts, blending personal experiences with broader relationship philosophies.
Throughout the episode, the panel maintains a lively atmosphere with frequent teasing, jokes, and shoutouts to friends and listeners, embodying the podcast's informal and engaging style.
This blend of serious analysis and playful interaction ensures the podcast remains both informative and entertaining.
Conclusion
Episode 796 of The Joe Budden Podcast exemplifies the show's ability to seamlessly navigate diverse topics, from in-depth music critiques and legal debates to sports controversies and personal relationship discussions. The dynamic interactions among the hosts, combined with their candid opinions and critical assessments, provide listeners with a comprehensive and engaging listening experience.