
The latest JBP episode begins with a recap of Mother’s Day 2025 (19:00) as well as the room’s review of Kendrick Lamar & SZA’s show at Metlife Stadium last Friday night (26:38). Melyssa shares her experience at the Broadway revival of...
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Joe Budden
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Mal
That's decided.
Ish
Like you saying, go ahead.
Joe Budden
Wait, go ahead?
Parks
Yeah, go ahead.
Joe Budden
Whatever.
Mal
Mike, freeze.
Melissa Ford
Shoot.
Ish
No, I'm just saying that's the shot. They don't.
Melissa Ford
Yeah, that's. That's the side that they don't take.
Ish
Because people.
Joe Budden
That's part of Mel's manipulation.
Melissa Ford
My manipulation.
Joe Budden
She tell me to shoot and get right on that X. Oh, my God. I can't believe he said that.
Parks
The workplace.
Joe Budden
Perfectly landed on me Worth.
Melissa Ford
My God. You know, for. For a room full of dudes who really hate when girls bring up the past. Y' all should remember the past.
Parks
Try to reverse card.
Melissa Ford
I see all mother day up here.
Mal
All day.
Joe Budden
That white got lit. Oh.
Melissa Ford
You'Re jumping the gun.
Joe Budden
Is in her bag.
Melissa Ford
You're jumping the gun.
Joe Budden
And that ain't my. That ain't my.
Mal
That's my beef.
Joe Budden
Yeah, I'm not in that segment.
Mal
I am in that.
Joe Budden
That's a flip segment. I'm not. I feel like Mel should be able to do whatever she wants outside of the.
Mal
Why do you say that? When the camera come on and remove.
Joe Budden
Yourself from the situation without being harassed by a co host.
Mal
Why do you say that? You think just like me. We think alike.
Joe Budden
Yeah, but you can't say we saw.
Mal
Tommy Hilfiger's son in that picture.
Joe Budden
Boy.
Mal
Whatever that nigga name is.
Joe Budden
He about to say, was that Tommy Hilbert or something?
Melissa Ford
He put like, no. Does he look like Tommy Hilfiger?
Joe Budden
I don't care. I just lied.
Mal
But he put like this. Lied and said, yo, I'm going to record you. And then you try to move past him. We'll talk about it later. We talk about it later, man.
Ish
Yo, where do you see this stuff?
Mal
They sent it to me.
Parks
They sent it to me as well.
Mal
My man s. Man said it to you.
Ish
I don't know who that is.
Mal
Oh, is.
Joe Budden
What's up is.
Mal
I'm happy to see you.
Ish
Good day, sir.
Joe Budden
Good to see you.
Mal
You, you, you. Whatever is kicking in When a turn 50, it hits you. But wow. And I thought about you this weekend. Like, yo, he really losing weight. That shit befuddled me, son.
Joe Budden
Yeah. Cause he stopped eating sugar.
Mal
I hit somebody up like, yo, I need that. Cause you look good.
Joe Budden
Look how you grilling me.
Flip
You look good.
Mal
And when I compliment you, I think it's old shit.
Joe Budden
Yo, you still sticking to the I stopped eating sugar line? That's all I'm asking. Like, is that you confident and that's the one we riding with still for.
Melissa Ford
Real, Honestly, Literally sticking.
Joe Budden
That's what you telling to people that love you and care about you, that you've known forever. Y' all stopped eating sugar. And look, that's what you telling us. I thought about. I thought about the OIC thing, but.
Mal
Then I watch him eat the whole salad bowl.
Flip
Whatever.
Mal
I watch him eat it.
Joe Budden
You think that's how sugar works?
Ish
You tell. You tell us how sugar work. Nutritionist.
Joe Budden
You don't stop and then just lose £40.
Ish
I didn't lose £40. How many lost? 11.
Joe Budden
That was a hefty one.
Ish
You would know.
Flip
Hell, nigga.
Mal
Mark, go in the bathroom.
Joe Budden
Mark.
Ish
Mark, just.
Joe Budden
You can't blow your nose. We need the on air sign. Yeah.
Melissa Ford
For real.
Parks
Like a big one.
Mal
Yeah. We are.
Ish
Silence on air.
Joe Budden
We're on air.
Parks
Cory be doing laundry, washing dishes. Washing dishes, opening boxes, microwave.
Mal
Mark got a.
Joe Budden
That's.
Mal
You could do that when the numbers is coming in, huh? You can just do whatever you want. Yeah.
Joe Budden
Show off.
Mal
Anything else? What you.
Joe Budden
That.
Mal
You want to go to the store, too? You want to get us some drinks?
Joe Budden
No. I ain't going to lie. I slept on them. Educated, man. They deep. I ain't. I ain't going leave. They sticking around. All right. They deep. Y. What. How you. How you say. You're. To the educators.
Parks
Hey, guys.
Flip
Hello.
Joe Budden
Good day.
Parks
Hello.
Ish
What's up, man? How y' all feeling?
Mal
Feel good, yo.
Melissa Ford
Feeling good.
Joe Budden
Good, good.
Mal
Happy to see y' all.
Ish
Yeah. Happy to be here this weekend. Felt extra.
Joe Budden
Just.
Ish
It didn't feel like a short weekend like they normally do.
Parks
There's a lot of. A lot of going on this weekend.
Flip
A lot of.
Parks
In a good way.
Flip
Yeah.
Joe Budden
What you got over there, man? Have you ever gotten in your car.
Flip
And the gas light is on and.
Ish
You'Re like, I'm just gonna keep trying to push it? Oh, 100%. I'll get it there.
Mal
And then.
Ish
Has it ever stalled out on you?
Joe Budden
I feel like that is the New York Knicks.
Ish
I really do. I feel like they have pushed the margin on your gas tank, and I feel like it's starting to fade out. And when I say that, he's right. I mean, you talk about Jaylen Brown. 19 points on 18 shots.
Joe Budden
Jason Tatum that's my man J. Will right here. I saw him at the game.
Ish
They're just starting to find.
Joe Budden
Shut the up, J Will. It's over.
Parks
I'm not taking him seriously.
Joe Budden
I'm my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my. For sure I'm not taking him seriously.
Parks
I'm still not taking no, me either.
Joe Budden
I still think the Celtics this series. I had to put money.
Ish
That's where I bet it. I take the odds and bet the Celtics for sure.
Parks
And the Knicks still blow. Don't let someone now, don't let the Celtics off the hook by saying, oh.
Joe Budden
Well, the Knicks are.
Ish
No, they're not. They're trash. You felt they were trash five days.
Parks
Ago, you thought they were trash five weeks ago, you thought they were trash.
Ish
5 months ago, 5 years ago. Because you know why?
Joe Budden
They're trash. They're garbage. Damn.
Flip
Jesus.
Mal
Who is that?
Flip
That's a lot.
Ish
Yeah, he talking kind of crazy.
Melissa Ford
Might need to send him.
Mal
One. One, two, one, two and bunny. Oh, Knicks fans.
Joe Budden
Bing bong.
Flip
Jerry o' Connell.
Parks
Hey, Jerry o' Connell starts with it.
Joe Budden
Ben Stiller, Sting, Bad Bunny.
Mal
All you Knicks fans who paid a.
Joe Budden
Million dollars for tickets is 2, 1 Knicks.
Mal
But the series is over.
Joe Budden
You didn't think like you guys played good in game one and two, did you? Like we're missing empty gym threes. You guys stink.
Mal
You stink.
Flip
You.
Joe Budden
Mike check, mike check, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, two. Mike check, mike check, 1, two, 1, two, 1, 2. Boston. What's good, Whistler. What's good? Springfield. What's good? What's poppin though. Yes, sir. Welcome to real records of players they.
Ish
Put in the crowd.
Mal
He's still going.
Flip
And Patrick, you get cute players, zero rings amongst them.
Joe Budden
You guys are just like a second rate franchise. Spike Le, everyone, Timothy Shambalambe, all of.
Mal
You guys jumping around and you knew it.
Joe Budden
I give you credit. Celebrate when you can.
Mal
We missed a million things at the.
Parks
Two worst shooting games of the season.
Joe Budden
But that wouldn't last for the world champ, New York City. What up though? World Championship Subway series this weekend.
Ish
You knew that when it left.
Flip
Yeah, yeah.
Joe Budden
Queens. What up though? There's a lot of good teams. OkC, Harlem.
Flip
What up though?
Joe Budden
I'd even say like Indiana and Cleveland, very boogie.
Flip
Dale, stand down.
Joe Budden
And what up though?
Ish
You think you're not good?
Joe Budden
What is that? This is day four.
Mal
Yeah, you're up two, nothing.
Joe Budden
But now doesn't it feel like you're down three, zero.
Ish
Like you have no soul, no personal.
Joe Budden
Like go around and bing bong and.
Melissa Ford
This and you knew it and I knew it.
Joe Budden
You never had a chance. Bing bong, everybody. Mic check, mic check, mic check. Rest in peace.
Mal
To B.
Joe Budden
Rest in peace, Tupac.
Flip
One, two, nine, stop.
Mal
Yo, what you want to say? Can't stay alive forever.
Joe Budden
Every hood what up though? All wait for the ladies.
Flip
Always for the ladies.
Ish
If I want it, I'm going to have it.
Mal
Regardless if it's handed to me or.
Joe Budden
I got to grab boys all over the world. Real all over the world. 9 to 5 is entrepreneur. All my teachers are my postal workers. All my traders out there. All my entertainers out there. Talk to him now. What the is going on right now? Shout out to all the mothers out there. This is Craig Mac Harry.
Flip
Mornings a fast start.
Mal
Run when you start in the brave walma leave a.
Flip
12 shell in their mouth like a car.
Mal
In the age I'm a young pimp part my age I don't got long hair but if I did she pawn my braid. You just find out what club they at, take it with us. Run the train on them on the subway map.
Flip
Your advance is a great acra.
Mal
See these record labels got me song.
Flip
That'S getting back to gay rapper.
Joe Budden
I go to college in the tour.
Mal
I'm going down to Mr. Wallace and.
Joe Budden
Shakur.
Mal
Probably heard of me fresh out.
Joe Budden
Of surgery, flashy as the you going to have to murder me, murder me.
Mal
You match now back down going to hate you, love you when you disappear. Smoking fishing gear.
Ish
Remotes and lifting chairs we'll be glad to snatch our sin.
Flip
Cars at your crib.
Joe Budden
Yes, sir, we got a great show lined up for y' all today. Best crew in the world. Stealing the projects, nigga. Stealing the projects.
Ish
Going nowhere at all.
Joe Budden
You will.
Ish
What a freestyle.
Mal
What happened with the Knicks win?
Joe Budden
Piggity, what type of time I'm on today?
Mal
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Joe Budden
We keep this applause going for the best crew in the world. Let me get these drops out the way so they know who they listening to. So happy everybody could be here with us today. You could have been anywhere in the world, but you're here with us, and we certainly appreciate that. All praise to the most high for putting breath in our lungs so merciful. Come on, keep this applause going. Excuse me. Excuse me, sir. I'm sorry, I have to wait here. You're a doctor. Flip and mail. Mail. Mel, what episode is this?
Parks
8:25.
Joe Budden
825.
Parks
That's right.
Joe Budden
Welcome to episode 825 of the JBP, brought to you by Fueled by Powered By Prize Picks Dave Portnoy. Shut the fuck up. Jay Williams. That's my man, too. That's my man. Shut the up. Got a list of people that need to shut the fuck up today. And guess who ain't on that list. You guessed it.
Flip
Me.
Joe Budden
I know they hate that. I know they hate when I come in here in my bag. I know they want to see him humiliated, humble, calm, even wrong. Held accountable.
Ish
That sounds it, right?
Joe Budden
Oh, somebody's gotta hold Joe accountable. Suck my dick. How about that? Mixed in five. Like the.
Flip
I said the.
Joe Budden
Is wrong with you out there.
Ish
You said it.
Flip
I mean, it don't count now, man.
Joe Budden
Listen.
Parks
It still counts, man.
Joe Budden
Listen.
Flip
Tatum hurt, man.
Joe Budden
Well, before we go any further, our Prius to Jason Tatum. Absolutely love Jason Tatum. We hate seeing that every time it happens.
Parks
Yep.
Joe Budden
You know, my heart goes out to him and his entire family, regardless of. Of what type of sports fan you are. Some of these guys are really just really good guys. Yeah. And Jason Tatum is one of those people.
Ish
You don't want to see that.
Joe Budden
Yeah. No.
Flip
I hope it's not as bad as they're saying it is, because people were.
Parks
Saying it looked like what we think it looked.
Flip
It looks exactly like. Like an Achilles injury, unfortunately. But people were saying because his pain tolerance is high, some people are confused into thinking it wasn't as bad as it was because he wasn't screaming and flipping and doing all stuff that some people do, but some people just have a high pain.
Joe Budden
Yes, he was. Yeah, he. Fuck.
Parks
He was.
Flip
Small.
Joe Budden
TV must be. I don't know what TV they was watching on, but when that camera panned back and he was banging on the hardwood.
Flip
Yeah. And even back. Even back in the locker room, I thought it looked like he was. Looked like an Achilles reaction. But people. People on TV were saying it wasn't. He was reacting. Like, it could have just been a small tear or a sprain and not a full tear.
Joe Budden
Yo, aren't you a Sixer fan?
Flip
Yes. We had a great night.
Joe Budden
Mark Lamont here.
Flip
We had a great night last night.
Joe Budden
Shut the fuck up. Gotta add him to the list.
Flip
We got the lottery, though.
Joe Budden
Nigga. I'm sorry. We not talking about the lottery right now. We talking about being up 3:1 against the defending champs. When everybody counted us out. That's all we talk about right this second. We was up 2 0. Charles Barkley and them niggas said game three is a must win for the Knicks. When have you ever heard such insanity?
Ish
It made sense.
Joe Budden
You gotta be up three zip against the defending champs or you gonna lose. Y' all niggas was gargling Celtic dick. Let's just call a fucking spade a spade. I told you them niggas is old, hobbled, washed up. Porzingis pooped, right? Put him on the falloff list. I don't know what the fuck happened to him. Yeah, he looked like shit. He looked horrible. Drew.
Ish
How?
Joe Budden
They asked my man, so I ain't gonna say too much about him. That's my man. That's my man. And when I was talking shit at the game. Cause I was behind the Celtics bench for game three. 3. When I was talking shit, he heard me and turned around.
Parks
He like that.
Joe Budden
When you go to these games and be right behind the opposing team's bench and start talking shit, the black people that's involved with that team is gonna talk back to you and say something. I'm talking about assistant coaches, staff. If it's a black ball boy, them gonna look around. So I was talking, my Drew Holiday turned around, looked at me like I was an athlete. He turned around, looked at me like I was Glenn Robinson or somebody. He was like, all right, watch now.
Ish
Now watch, nigga.
Flip
I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Joe Budden
Chill, bro. I'm joking. He turned around with the passion and competitiveness in his eyes. I was like, yo, I'm just kidding, dawg. I don't know what you are. Just chill. And anyway, that was short lived because it was a blowout. But yeah, enough now. Enough. And we ain't even starting with this. I just felt compelled. I just felt compelled to come in here and speak this way. Being up 3, 1. Eastern Conference Finals. Looks like it's in our. In our near future.
Flip
The asterisk, huh?
Ish
Semi.
Parks
Finals in the future.
Ish
Are you a Laker fan?
Joe Budden
Antoine, shut the up. E, C, F. Antoine. Not semi. Nothing. Ain't no semi no more. The Celtics are going home. Off the semi. Yeah, I mean, hey, and y' all not alone sometimes. You tried to get it done as a nigga off the semi, and it don't work. Hey, hey. Sometimes you ain't as hard as you thought. Hold up, nigga. I'm cooking now. I'm gunshot. I'm gunshot.
Ish
Now. Now.
Joe Budden
Come on, man, help me out the gunshot. Look, get out of here, girl.
Mal
Talk to them niggas. Seven for you.
Joe Budden
Nah, come on, we gonna start this show. I don't want to take over. I don't want to be that self centered. Yeah, but right after that prize pack, my prize pick said we back. We back. How's everybody doing? How y' all feeling, man? Please, please, please.
Mal
Feeling good.
Parks
I had a fun weekend.
Ish
Yeah.
Parks
Exhausted from the fun weekend, but it was a fun weekend.
Ish
Happy Mother's Day for a while.
Joe Budden
Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there. Let's start. Let's start there. How was everyone's Mother's Day? Mine's pretty cool.
Melissa Ford
I saw some pictures.
Flip
Your mom looked great. She looked happy. Yeah.
Melissa Ford
Fantastic.
Joe Budden
Yeah. And now the Instagram post of appreciation for your mom is a thing in my house now.
Parks
Ah.
Joe Budden
So I had to hit him at 8:30 with the hey, I'll always love my mama.
Flip
Is that a thing? I didn't do it.
Parks
I didn't do it.
Melissa Ford
It is kind of a thing.
Joe Budden
It's kind of a thing now.
Parks
If your mom's on Instagram, I guess you gotta do it.
Flip
My mom's blind. It'd be more for my wife.
Melissa Ford
I can't.
Flip
I tell my mom. She's on Instagram all the time. I post you every week. But my wife won't buy that anyways. So next year I'll start doing it. I'll start doing it.
Ish
I ain't always a thing like that.
Melissa Ford
Is that why they call you Dark Lauren Hill?
Flip
I don't know. It's some sick.
Melissa Ford
That might be the reason. That was some dark humor. Funny.
Mal
Oh, wait.
Joe Budden
They're calling him Dark Lamont because this is his burner. He comes over here and get off all of his evil fucking treacherous stuff.
Mal
But here's what. And I tried to leave you alone, but here's what stand out to me that, you know, when we say dark humor, you know, you guys are horrible. But it's funny when he does dark humor.
Ish
Huh?
Mal
You just put it's funny behind him. When I did dark humor. Can you edit that out, please?
Melissa Ford
No, that's not dark humor.
Mal
Indefensible.
Flip
We bragging.
Joe Budden
Get him.
Flip
Fence. My dark humor was against my own mom. You can't do. Your dark humor was against her. Like, if my mom got mad, I should have a right.
Mal
You right. I got you. Say no more. Say no more. Shout out to Mom. Shout out to everybody.
Joe Budden
And your dark humor is misleading because there's never none of that. Over the duck. Curry duck.
Mal
Why you keep talking about this curry duck? You're invited, you weirdo.
Joe Budden
Cuz I'm. No, no, I don't want to be invited.
Mal
No, you're invited. You just don't come to nature.
Joe Budden
I got to point out how phony you are to. To your sister.
Mal
I'm Phony to everybody. But I get it from you. You lead in phoniness up here.
Joe Budden
No, that's not true.
Mal
You're the phoniness leader up here.
Joe Budden
What? Please. Please. Ain't no try to fire me now. Out of here. Out of here.
Mal
I'm not trying to fire.
Joe Budden
What was we on, Mother's Day?
Melissa Ford
Mother's Day, Mother's Day. What did y' all do?
Flip
I had a gathering at the house.
Mal
Okay.
Flip
We brought our moms together because that's a. It's normally a pain. So I brought my mom up from Philly. She came. I had a little catered event at the house.
Mal
Nice.
Flip
And my wife invited some of her friends who are mothers there. And it turned out to be about 20, 25 people, which is a nice little.
Joe Budden
I ain't gonna show you. Every time you and your wife host something at the house, it feel like her friends dominate. Like you said, your mom came up from Philly, and then all her friends, 25 of them, it was like, where are your friends?
Flip
Oh, right here, Joe.
Joe Budden
Hey, we ain't gonna invite you to nothing. Facts.
Parks
Word.
Flip
Well, that's.
Parks
We like Moms, too.
Flip
Father's Day, though. I was thinking about doing, like, a barbecue or something for the brothers. And I was going to invite everybody up here.
Melissa Ford
Well, that's a good idea. Can I come?
Joe Budden
Come on, come on. Let Mel come.
Flip
The wives will be there.
Melissa Ford
That's fine.
Joe Budden
That's fine.
Melissa Ford
I take friends. Easy.
Flip
That was.
Joe Budden
That was a crazy joke.
Melissa Ford
Hey, listen, I got somebody I could fucking dust off and bring with.
Joe Budden
Wise being is. It's just male upping the difficulty level of the game.
Flip
Right?
Mal
Right. Temple, run three for her.
Joe Budden
Let's take this off. Rookie.
Mal
Listen, because you gonna have to sit in the corner. Sit by yourself. N. Moms and wives will be walking around. No, I will not by the barbecue pit.
Melissa Ford
Be walking around, making friends.
Mal
Okay. I'll be watching and I'll record.
Melissa Ford
I know you will.
Mal
With my phone.
Melissa Ford
Yeah, I know you will. That's my mark.
Joe Budden
I was out at the. I'm coming to that.
Flip
If you do it, I'll guarantee you I'm gonna do it if y' all.
Joe Budden
I was out eating. We went. We went to brunch. So while I was out eating, everybody was in such a great mood. We're seeing all these parents and people out. Black people out eating.
Ish
And I was like, oh, man, I.
Joe Budden
Feel so good, man. Hey, man, Trey, send me your mom phone number, man. Come on. Go ahead. It's Mother's Day. She a mom. Go Ahead and send me. And I sent my first baby mama. Happy Mother's Day text. All right. Hey, Happy Mother's Day. Happy Mother's Day, girl. And she said, oh, thank you so much. Who might this be? Look at you being fast. Look at you ready. Ready to go.
Mal
Hey, he gonna ditch you again, niggas.
Ish
I heard what you said on the pod.
Joe Budden
Wait, but men think that about anything. But anyway, what's your favorite baby daddy? Just like. Oh, thank you so much, Joe. And he just warmed my heart. Oh, so my controversy. No, that's dope. My controversial question for y' all was.
Mal
That was nice.
Parks
Did y' all.
Joe Budden
Did y' all hit.
Ish
Absolutely.
Joe Budden
Really?
Ish
Absolutely. Hitting around every time. Every. Every Mother's Day, she get a gift. She gets.
Flip
Come on. That's what's up.
Joe Budden
Come on.
Ish
Happy Mother's Day text.
Melissa Ford
Look at that.
Joe Budden
Come on, man.
Ish
The giving for me is for my daughter, but. Yeah.
Mal
From the daughter. What's. What type of gift was it?
Ish
Well, she. Does I get a different charm for. To commemorate something for her. Pandora.
Joe Budden
Shit. Oh, from Pandora.
Mal
That's like over a hundred dollars.
Ish
No, it's not.40. They're not over a hundred dollars.
Mal
Okay. I'm just saying. I just think your daughter ain't buy that. You bought that. I think you should be mindful.
Ish
I am.
Mal
From your daughter. Just get a little card and stuff. Happy Mother's Day.
Ish
A little flower gets. That's what she gets.
Flip
All right.
Joe Budden
Respect.
Mal
I want your ass.
Ish
There's nothing to be on my ass about.
Mal
Yeah, nothing.
Ish
But, yeah, she. I. I sent her a text, and that was nice. Something for my daughter. Card or whatever.
Melissa Ford
That's nice.
Parks
Nice.
Joe Budden
Well, happy Mother's Day to all the mothers out there. We certainly hope that y' all enjoyed the day. Hope y' all were showered with love and flowers and all that. Good. And remember, Father's Day is next month, so just.
Ish
Yep. Yes, sir. Yeah. Yeah.
Joe Budden
They don't like. They don't like to hear that. No, they don't like that.
Ish
For Mother's Day for my lady. I just told her, yo, don't even get out the bed. Like, we went out. We went out Saturday. Don't even get out the bed.
Mal
Let's go freeze.
Ish
Y' all like it. I got everything. Whatever.
Mal
We could say that two ways, but that's fire. No, no, no, no.
Flip
You know, we all took it the other way, so.
Ish
I know.
Mal
I know.
Flip
I'm about to say that sounded more like Father's Day.
Joe Budden
She.
Ish
And it happens. And that's what we Was on for mother's day.
Joe Budden
I left the keys to the handcuffs right there.
Ish
I was gonna stop that.
Joe Budden
Hey, yo.
Mal
It's right there by the dresser.
Joe Budden
You can let yourself out if you want to.
Mal
You can reach it. You can get out.
Joe Budden
I like yourself. This.
Ish
I'mma play back. Certain people don't like their families play with.
Joe Budden
I don't give.
Ish
I will play back.
Mal
I play.
Ish
I'm just letting you know how to.
Mal
Play back and I want you to.
Flip
We'll take it further.
Mal
I let him rock when she was here. He went crazy on me. I watched it back. He was going crazy. That was like, who Jordan? And all this hit.
Joe Budden
I'm like, oh, freeze.
Mal
God damn. I'm on your ass. I told you.
Joe Budden
Well, we all. We all had a family. Well, not a family because everybody didn't go, but Mark, Mark, freeze. Parks and myself did go to the Kendrick and scissors show and E. PC all went to the Kendrick and SZA show at MetLife on Friday night.
Melissa Ford
It looked like fun.
Joe Budden
It's been all the. It's been all the fuss on the Internet. So now we get to hear firsthand accounts from people. What did everybody think? Let me get a recap.
Flip
You know, I even got the little tour shirt on.
Joe Budden
Oh, me too. Me too.
Parks
I didn't make it to the merch booth.
Flip
I had to. My wife took my jacket.
Parks
It was cold as a in there.
Flip
It's my first time going to a merch booth.
Ish
That's my first stop every time I go somewhere. Oh, yeah, like, I missed the first song because I was at the first one.
Parks
Yeah, I was texting you right before and I was like, oh, ice is tight.
Ish
I'm online. I'm like, I heard. I heard the crowd. I told my. I showed you. I'm like, yo, you want to. We only got like seven people ahead of us. You want to just run back in like it. Let's just buy up our merch now so we cop our shit. Didn't win in.
Flip
Well, when I got there, also, I got there a little late. Somehow I managed to get there much later than I planned. I was on the crew chat like y' all telling me songs and shit. But I thought the show. I had two thoughts. One, the show was amazing. I thought it was an amazing show. And also I'm old as shit.
Parks
Oh, yeah. I'm still tired from that show.
Flip
Like, it was a long ass show, bro.
Ish
They did three hours set.
Flip
Yeah, that was crazy.
Ish
A three hour set is crazy. But my initial thought was this was art. Like it Wasn't just a concert. Like, you needed the visuals they had with it, the way everything went together. Like, they smoke, outfit changes, scissors flying up with the fucking wings on with the backdrops, and they put a full production together. I love this shit.
Parks
This kind of tied into my thought. I was like, these two are, like. They seem like the kids that were in, like, the art class in, like, the theater class, and we're, like, kind of nerdy, and now they're on, like, the biggest stage in the world doing, like, superstar, like, Sza. Being up there dancing like Madonna and hanging from the shit like some fucking pop star shit. I was like, look at Sza, man. Look at Sza.
Joe Budden
I wouldn't.
Parks
I wouldn't have pictured that. I mean, I would. Because she's amazing and talented and beautiful and all that shit, but, like, she doesn't seem to like the type to do that. She seems like she wants to be in her little art nerd world.
Flip
And. Yeah, I also like the Pre recorded. I usually don't like the pre recorded skits. They're often corny to me. But these were actually really good. When he was, like, kind of in the deposition. Deposition, yeah, he's in a deposition. And at the end, by the time it ends up at the gas station, I thought that whole thing was dope. It was well done. It was well acted. It was beautiful. It was just well shot. I love the color schemes, everything. It was just.
Joe Budden
It was.
Flip
It was just beautiful. The only thing I didn't like, I thought the ending was anticlimactic. Like, I thought they should have ended.
Joe Budden
With Luther over Gloria.
Ish
Yeah, they about to sing.
Flip
It just felt like, all right, the show is over. And it felt like they were stretching a little bit, too.
Ish
The show was over after. Not like us. For a lot of people.
Parks
Yeah, yeah, that was.
Flip
That was.
Ish
That was the highlight. People started walking out. Like, I had the set list, so I knew the two records was left, and I knew the order, But I'm just looking like, I think they wanted to send you out on, like, a. You Not. Not so turned up. That's. So they lowered. Lower the energy a little bit.
Flip
Right.
Ish
My only complaint was Mad City.
Parks
I was just. Yeah, we got the same page, bro.
Ish
You can't do that.
Parks
To me, that flip was fire, But I was expecting, like, after the first.
Joe Budden
Verse.
Ish
You cannot do that. Yeah, it's like an R B version of Mad.
Flip
Yeah, they butchered that.
Ish
That flip was not fire.
Parks
I like the flip.
Ish
No, not. That is one the of.
Joe Budden
He got, like, three baker Flip.
Parks
I like that.
Joe Budden
He was absolutely fire. And it should be for sale.
Ish
I'm not mad at selling it. I'm talking about for the live show version. That is one of those super, super high energy records that.
Flip
Yeah.
Ish
Rings off anytime he performs it.
Parks
I get what they're trying to do, though. They were trying to let all right. Be the energy. So I get it. But I was like.
Ish
I'd rather not do the record.
Joe Budden
Record. No, like, mad.
Ish
I'm just saying Mad City is one of those songs that anytime.
Parks
It's like Smells Like Teen Spirit for me.
Ish
Break. It'll break the venue. Like, you can't strip it down and make it hard.
Joe Budden
But that was one of my issues with this show. And I'll get to all of my issues later. But the contrast in energies during the back and forth set.
Flip
Yes.
Joe Budden
So I'm. I would think that somebody had that on their mind and knew what that record did, energy wise. And you gotta temper some of that if you're going back and forth between Scissors Set, which was not as energetic as Kendrick. And then Kendrick. I wish. I wish one of them would have went out first, and then one of them would have went out second.
Parks
Yeah.
Joe Budden
And they could determine that based on who's hot in what city. I get the whole co headline tde. We're a family. Art class. All that shit y' all said. Theater class. That was fucking me up in there.
Flip
Me too.
Joe Budden
That was fucking me up in there. I'm not gonna hold some hollow shit, dawg. In my section, where I was at, Parks was like two rows in front of us. But where we was at, me and Ian and Corey and E, the three white girls in the back of us. When SZA came on, they was jumping up word for word in every one of those songs. And when Kendrick came up, they would sit down. That's not their back.
Flip
Right.
Joe Budden
And then I would stand up, and we did that back and forth.
Ish
I think that was intentional.
Parks
Agreed.
Joe Budden
I. I hate it. And I hate that.
Ish
To your energy point.
Joe Budden
Absolutely hate that.
Ish
That was my. That was my tape. That was my beef about the GNX album. It's the same thing. High Energy, low. Every song went like this. Like, I think there's a.
Mal
You.
Ish
They. They intentionally are shaping this. The project, the album, the. The tour, so that it is an up and down. It's a roller coaster. Because like I said, you finish not like us, and then you come back with Lutheran Gloria.
Joe Budden
I'm not there for the roller coaster. I'm not there for that.
Ish
That's how you struggle.
Joe Budden
And I'm a huge Scissor fan as well. But if I come out to see one of you motherfuckers, that's the energy that I don't want to have to sit down, gather myself, go get a drink, go to the bathroom. Like, oh, my Lord, they was killing me with.
Parks
That's where I fucked up. I wish I would have sat down.
Flip
Down.
Joe Budden
I stood for three hours.
Parks
I was handicapped. By the time that was over, I.
Joe Budden
Stood, I was sitting right on a wet seat. Squishy.
Flip
That's what I did.
Joe Budden
I didn't give a. I said that.
Ish
I stood.
Flip
I was in the vip, you could say using vip.
Ish
It's the riser.
Joe Budden
Was that vip?
Flip
He was a celebrity vip. Yes.
Ish
But, yeah, I told you. I said you would hate it here.
Parks
Yeah, you would hate it. I was thinking about going over there because Wave. Shout out to it.
Joe Budden
And then Mark was in the. Acting poor. I'm sorry, Park. And then Mark was in there acting poor. Park's tried to get Mark arrested. He really.
Parks
Well, we were in, like.
Flip
He was looking out.
Parks
We were clearly in, like, the cop area. So.
Joe Budden
No, no, that. That ain't true. I ain't get comped. I did not get comped.
Parks
Oh, salute.
Flip
We were in the.
Parks
There was some. There was some extra seats there. So I figured Mark and his wife could go over and hang out. And then if the people show up.
Flip
Then, you know, because what happened, it's always awkward. I thought I had. We bought good seats, but then the way the stage was, it was like a back part of the stage and a front part of the stage, and we got there, he was still in the back part of the stage. So I was like, yo, we far as shit. I didn't pay all this money for to be that far. But then when he came around, he was right. We were like, basically front row for the front of the stage. But I didn't know that. So I was texting them like, yo, we gotta go somewhere else. My wife is complaining. I don't care.
Joe Budden
Well, now. Now, my problem was when we got there, I thought I was somebody. I mean, we in New Jersey.
Parks
Mad love from the people in the crowd.
Joe Budden
It's met life. Yeah. Who ain't we? So, hey, hey, go drive over to the private. To the private parking lot over there. So where we normally park for summer jam, man say, yeah, we don't. But we don't have a. Hey, man, go pull up over there, man. Told to get the. Out there. Hey, I rolled the window there. I Just don't send him over to my side. Hey. I said, so sit. I roll up in Sergey.
Ish
Don't watch the pot.
Joe Budden
I said, hey, look, he did watch.
Ish
He didn't give a look.
Joe Budden
Look. I'm looking right at the lot. It's right there. I'm rolling one to nine, headed right over there. She said, no, you're not. She said, do you have a pass? I said, no. She said, okay, so let me see your ticket. Okay, so you gonna walk mad far, mad far, and then that'll get you where you got to go. So. All right, cool. We in a good mood. We had a concert. We just gonna get out in the rain and walk, man. Far. So me, Corey, Imani Erickson, walk.
Ish
What you did is we paid.
Joe Budden
No, you can't pay. You can't pay.
Parks
I paid and got pretty good parking.
Joe Budden
No, no, no. You can't pay in that private parking lot that we talking about.
Parks
Oh, okay.
Joe Budden
And the handicap is not gonna get you in this parking lot that we talking about.
Ish
Okay, Listen, the handicap get you, right? I was right there. I stuck my boot up in that one, man. Damn. It's 500 right in that boot for you, too.
Joe Budden
And they directed you to Hackensack Hospital or wherever people with that boot on should be at. You wasn't getting there. But anyways, we get out and we walk. I don't mind walking. It ain't no big deal.
Ish
We walk.
Joe Budden
Hiking it, hiking it, hiking it. Every door we try to get in, they was like, nah, you gotta keep walking further.
Parks
Yeah, yeah.
Joe Budden
All right. So we keep walking further, man. We went to security guards like, yo, where do we go for this?
Parks
This? That said the other side of the same.
Flip
Oh, God damn.
Ish
That.
Joe Budden
That long zigzaggy line with all of the white people, we. Look, that line was ridiculous. None of these. I walked right in.
Ish
Yo, why you ain't start?
Joe Budden
Pump, pump, pump, pump.
Ish
Said, come on.
Flip
This guy.
Joe Budden
Well, that doesn't always solve things. I would have thought it did, but when we saw the line, that's when I made a phone call and. And we were able to be escorted with the proper. Treated like who the we are and how we supposed to be. Appreciate you. Thank you. That was great. What's my other beef about this show? I got a few beefs about this show.
Flip
How much of it did you have?
Ish
Some bad experiences.
Joe Budden
Yeah, I don't know where you can ever.
Ish
No, I'm just saying, like, before you got there, all that y' all went.
Parks
Through, the seats are amazing, too. We was right there.
Joe Budden
Walk. We can walk. But anyway, once we got into. We was good. The seats were great.
Parks
Seats were amazing.
Joe Budden
The wristbands alleviated all of those worker. Because it was a lot of people working. It was a lot of security. There was a lot of security.
Parks
Horses, the horse cops, all that.
Ish
They had the dudes out there with the AR15s on them.
Joe Budden
Yeah, yeah, no, there was a lot of security. Security that day looked like that meeting they had before this morning. Strict instructions. We not playing with none of y' all. And I totally understand that. With stars as big as Kendrick and.
Ish
Sizzle, as soon as they got on stage, they threw them in the SUV's police escort straight out.
Joe Budden
My second, my second, my second beef Internet. We could put the who sold out and who didn't sell out seats debate to rest. Yeah, that one is not important. Trust me. It's not. It's. It's with the amount of people that came to. Out to see them people. Yeah.
Ish
Two nights in a row.
Joe Budden
Facts.
Parks
That's right too.
Joe Budden
Back to back nights.
Ish
And the mall.
Joe Budden
Huh?
Ish
And the mall.
Joe Budden
And the mall pop up. Since it did.
Ish
The mall pop up and shut the whole. All three or four floors shut down.
Joe Budden
I'm just saying it's a. 50,000 people. 55,000 people is a lot of people for y' all to talk about. The 2000 people that 45,000.
Ish
It don't matter.
Flip
Yeah.
Ish
If you got 48,000 people in the 60,000 people venue.
Joe Budden
My.
Ish
Shut the fuck up.
Parks
Especially 2000 Stadium.
Ish
I don't care what you talking.
Parks
Everybody's singing word for word.
Ish
I don't care what you talk.
Flip
Yo. And that's what it looked like. It was crazy. It wasn't a lot of empty seats.
Parks
Little kids in there singing.
Flip
I was like, oh, shit.
Joe Budden
Which led to what I.
Ish
What security guards were singing.
Flip
Right.
Joe Budden
Which led to what I did next, which was pocket watch.
Parks
Sure.
Joe Budden
So now as I'm watching the show, I'm here looking at the production. I'm counting the dancers.
Parks
Oh, yeah.
Joe Budden
Yo, Shout out to the dancers.
Flip
They were gorgeous too.
Joe Budden
Shout out to the dancers. They. They were all of them.
Flip
I loved Kendrick's because he had. There were a lot of beautiful dark skinned dancers too, which I thought was really dope.
Joe Budden
Yeah, they had a lot of dochis.
Flip
Yeah. Yes.
Joe Budden
It was a lot. It was like they had a dochi factory.
Flip
That's what it looked like.
Joe Budden
Every dancer looked like dochi.
Ish
It was dope.
Joe Budden
That's fire. It was dope. That was fire.
Ish
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Shout out to dancers. Damn.
Ish
What the fuck Was I just talking about.
Parks
You're talking about the budget.
Ish
Pocket watching.
Joe Budden
Oh, yeah. Pocket watching. Yo, dog, man, this little motherfucker.
Ish
These two.
Joe Budden
Two going back and forth over the stage. Okay, now the G Nexus drinking is going down. It's coming up. All right, now let's get the dancers.
Ish
Come out.
Joe Budden
All right, now we playing a movie. Yo, these are making a killing.
Ish
Yeah, they are making it look like the. Like, it was hanging from the.
Joe Budden
They're making an absolute killing up there.
Ish
And I gotta say, yo, the performance of all the stars.
Parks
That was fire.
Ish
With the lights, and that was fire.
Flip
That was fire.
Ish
That was fire.
Parks
And they're on the risers and. Yeah, that was fire.
Ish
With all the pyro. That. That might have been my. That and euphoria were my highlights.
Parks
The pyro was the best part because it got warm for like, two seconds.
Joe Budden
Yeah, because it was a little brick. It was a little brick out.
Parks
Brick is not fair.
Joe Budden
It was a little brick out there. Yeah, that pyro, that little. Three seconds. They need to turn that on. But that was in my pocket while watching because I'm like, it costs to keep cutting that on.
Parks
Oh, yeah.
Joe Budden
So.
Ish
And it went off quite a few times.
Flip
Quite a few times.
Joe Budden
Yeah. Yeah. So there is. I'm watching these go under the stage. Over the stage, on the stage, over the stage. I'm like, yo, he's shorter than I thought. You know how many times I went to take my phone out and tape and lost them? Yo, where is this little. And he got the nerve to be.
Ish
Standing in the back sometimes talking about something. Not when you do the crouch down like you already.
Joe Budden
Yo, dog, he is tinier than I thought.
Flip
He looked like five' six. Five' five, six.
Joe Budden
That's generous.
Parks
Nah, he's. He's probably somewhere around there. Five' seven, maybe.
Melissa Ford
Hilarious.
Parks
He's not respectfully mob deep short.
Joe Budden
But that stage was humongous. The stage was swallowing him. Pause.
Flip
Yeah, it was.
Parks
In my opinion, it was a big stage.
Joe Budden
Yeah, that stage was huge.
Parks
Yeah, the big U. It was like a big U or whatever that was. Big circle. However it was.
Flip
Yeah. When you hit them far corners. I couldn't find him either.
Joe Budden
Yeah. And then the whole time as I'm sitting there, I was having a blast. I'm like, okay. Sizzle on her earthy shit. She on her, you know, that vibe. And she'd given me that for about 90 minutes.
Flip
Cool.
Joe Budden
I enjoy that, man. Then she came out and started riding a grasshopper.
Parks
I'm like, okay, there's a Lot of bugs. There's a lot of bug energy.
Joe Budden
And now I gotta watch the dude grasshoppers behind her now.
Parks
The pray mattresses. I was high, so I was enjoying the show.
Joe Budden
That's my dog. If you was at that show high, that grasshopper shit was a trip.
Flip
You needed some shro.
Parks
Yo.
Joe Budden
What?
Parks
I was loving them motherfuckers.
Joe Budden
The nigga next to me was like, dog, if she. If. If that grasshopper has a steering wheel and she starts driving that, I'm leaving.
Mal
Yes, she did.
Parks
She rode that like a motorcycle.
Joe Budden
Yo, SZA has to stop.
Flip
Nah, it was.
Parks
That goes back to the art class.
Joe Budden
But you die, Grasshopper. Get on. Yo, if I was a stage handler or somebody responsible for the. Oh, my Lord. So the grasshopper thing was funny. The dude Grasshopper's doing this behind. That was hilarious. What else was hilarious? What else was hilarious there for me? I enjoyed the set. I enjoyed the set.
Ish
I love the set.
Flip
I love the set.
Ish
I left.
Joe Budden
I left early now, too.
Parks
Came on you right here.
Ish
Yo, when he told me when he left, I'm looking at the set list, I'm like, bro, you missed. He's like, no, that was towards the end. I'm like, joe.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ish
I must have counted about 615 records.
Joe Budden
But they also made that show a lot longer than I think it needed to be.
Parks
Agreed. Agree with that part.
Joe Budden
They started at 8:15 on the dot. Yeah. And I want to shout out all you ass out there that went to shows in other cities and then told me, no, you gotta go for Mustard. You gotta be there for Mustard. So you know what I did? I showed up and saw Mustard.
Flip
Mustard ain't do that.
Joe Budden
Nigga stood up there, played some Mustard records. I got them songs.
Parks
I was in the parking lot.
Joe Budden
I missed.
Mal
I missed Mustard, y' all.
Joe Budden
I heard it from the parking lot. I was there before all of y' all.
Ish
Yeah, well, I was.
Parks
I was there, but I was waiting for Rem.
Ish
You know, we was at the mall first.
Flip
I do.
Joe Budden
We went to the Dream and then went. Both of y' all was waiting for y' all.
Flip
Mad as. I was mad as shit. I got the babysitter. We left here early, which is a miracle. I drove from Edgewater back to my crib, 45 minute drive. Got dressed, got the babysitter, fed the baby. It came out. She's like, I just. I just don't know what I'm gonna wear. I'm like, it's gonna be black outside. It's a stadium, and it's cold.
Parks
It's Raining and cold.
Flip
Yeah, right. I was mad as shit. And then she wanted to stay to the end because my wife is. I love it. She's a wonderful, extraordinary woman who doesn't quite always understand how time works. That's a lot.
Parks
I can relate.
Ish
Women don't fuck with. Women don't care about time.
Flip
So I was like, all right, baby. Not like that. I thought. Not like it was gonna be the last song.
Ish
A lot of people did.
Flip
Uber said two minutes. I said, so when the song starts, I'm gonna call the Uber and then we'll walk to the parking lot. She's like, well, let's just wait for one more song. Then Luther came on. I was like, everybody's gonna leave when Luther comes on.
Mal
She said, well, let's just see.
Flip
Then she heard another song. I was like, no, we out. So now that two minutes turned to 82 minutes. I'm not exaggerating.
Joe Budden
Oh, my God.
Flip
So I said. She said, mark, didn't you say Joe came with some friends? Let's just ride back with Joe. I said, I promise you Joe Button is not in this stadium right now. They said, there's a better chance that Joe is home right now.
Joe Budden
That is a fact.
Ish
You know the crazy part? I stayed to the absolute, absolute in I was and drove, walked out. I was in my house within 30 minutes.
Parks
Same, same.
Ish
Traffic.
Parks
I got super lucky when I came in. There's a long ass line for the parking. They kept trying to, you know, keep it moving. I just saw homeboy like, yo, yo, gotta get in here. He's like, you sure can pull right in there. Like one of the first lots, right when you pull in, the little they.
Ish
Gave me, they had gave me an email and was like, yo, if you if to get past this, go to this window, so park here. So I'm like, all right, bet. I drove all the way around till I found that parking lot, hung my.
Flip
Joint up there and I was, I ain't know nobody. My dumb ass took Uber. The Uber lot was like, it was the worst choice a human being could ever make. I'm so glad I so instead of being out there first, I'm standing out there last in gen pop. No disrespect, but having to talk to every black person who walked by on a week where more black people saw me probably than they had in a couple years. It was so fun. I eventually just went in the back bathroom and waited. I was just in the store.
Joe Budden
It's gonna sound like a shot. It's not. With all due respect, Mark, do you know how to be hot?
Flip
I don't like to be. I like to stay out the way.
Joe Budden
Thank you, Parks.
Flip
No, no, I'm talking about dead ass. I just. I just wanted to go to the show, sneak out, get in the car and go home without talking to anyone. Anybody.
Joe Budden
Mark, it's like that was your plan. If that was your plan, then at no point should you have been in the uber section of MetLife.
Parks
Do you know that the Joe Button podcast is pretty popular in New Jersey?
Flip
I. I get.
Mal
That's why I wanted to leave.
Parks
Salute for sure.
Joe Budden
That's my beef with the rest. A lot of people, they just have no idea. They just. I was uber section, me and my wife.
Flip
Y' all should tell my wife. Tell her this.
Joe Budden
Just wait.
Flip
It's. This is why I wanted to leave with not like us. So that everybody was when everybody was still in the stadium, so that I wouldn't have to pass anybody. If we had left when I wanted to leave, I wouldn't have seen anybody. But by the time we left, everybody was walking out. And then I got stuck, dawg.
Joe Budden
I was looking around that stadium, seeing all those people in the lights with their phones out, and all I could think to myself was, one, this is beautiful. And outside it was a beautiful night. Like, it was a nice night.
Ish
The weather held up.
Joe Budden
Yeah, yeah, it didn't rain. Didn't rain on me.
Parks
Cold as a.
Flip
But coldish.
Ish
And two, that sweatsuit on.
Joe Budden
I just couldn't imagine being on Route 3 leaving at the same time as all of these people. So I'm like, yo, dog, if he just would play like that, I could be on my way. And as soon as I said that, at around 9:50, white bitches sat down. I stood up.
Ish
You got your joint because euphoria was early. You wanted that.
Joe Budden
Euphoria was early because you was like, I need euphoria. If I wasn't there with these niggas, I really could have left in 20 minutes.
Ish
You said you was like, yo, long as I get euphoria, I'm like, yo, that's dumb.
Joe Budden
Early. I could have left in 20 minutes. I'm cool, yo. Because what I noticed too, and I shouldn't say this, but I'mma say it like, they in tour mode now. So I'm looking at Kendrick be in tour mode too. Like, preserve some energy. For sure. Just walk a little differently. Like it wasn't pop out energy. Not at all.
Parks
Not at all.
Joe Budden
So.
Parks
And I feel him, cuz. Just being a spectator. I was exhausted, so I Can't imagine being up.
Joe Budden
And you just did pop up. You.
Ish
I know this tour life not just that different. Like the pop up stage. Even though it was a big stage, it ain't have that whole.
Parks
It was half.
Ish
You walk all the way over there to come.
Parks
I was in both. It was not even close. Yeah, that was an arena show. This is a stadium and it is very different.
Ish
That was a big ass stage there. Walk different like over to the part where you was at.
Flip
Hell yeah.
Ish
You got another show and another show. You just did this last night. Yeah, like that.
Joe Budden
You got to save your voice though. Like at some point. I wasn't even mad at when SZA wasn't singing and it was the TV track. I'm like, yeah, yeah.
Parks
She was doing all types of. I was that again, back to my impress impressiveness with her. Like she was like doing some yoga, kind of stretching out out laying back and still singing. And then she went out to a. They had an after party.
Joe Budden
When like that went off, I think DNA, come on. I was. I was like, oh, a treat. I'll stay for DNA. It's like an encore for me. And then after DNA, we walked to the back where our little bands. Because we had to work a band.
Parks
Yeah.
Joe Budden
But we walked to the back. But by now the show was in effect. So they acting for funny. Yeah, you can't go back this way without an escort. All right, Escort us. Like no you need. Listen, we got these bands that say we could go wherever the we want. And I'm famous and I'm not walking that way. So you either going to escort us or I don't know, but I'm going that way. It's like, I'll escort you guys.
Ish
I know you will.
Joe Budden
We got the out of this. So pulled up in a timely fashion. I felt like Ice Cube to do Today was a good day. So pulled up in a timely fashion, we hopped on that three. It wasn't a car in sight. That was like that Ice Cube triple double nigga. I was home in a heartbeat.
Parks
I think that everybody must have took the Ubers. Cause I had no problem with traffic.
Joe Budden
I didn't.
Ish
Everybody stays in the Uber a lot in the bro. Like me too.
Parks
I walked out of Gloria and I.
Ish
Was like, yo, it's no traffic bet.
Parks
Mm.
Joe Budden
And we was home also. I mean, I gotta say, during the mustard sale shout out to the white young male and female tiktokers. I saw that was dancing to all the mustard songs and self editing nigga out of the song. That shit Take concentration. It was a few times I would have slipped up, dog. That white nigga was doing a dance to my nigga and didn't do nigga. I was like, oh, shit, he killing that shit. So shout out to the white tiktokers. Self editing, nigga. Good. Y' all was killing that. Yeah. And I don't have nothing else to say about it. I had a great time. Shout out to Kendrick.
Flip
Great.
Parks
I'm glad I got to do both the pop up experience or pop out experience and the stadium tour experience.
Ish
Yeah, I'm here.
Joe Budden
But I've seen that pop up show so many times. Memorized.
Ish
I got. I got the fire.
Flip
It is that one.
Ish
That one in the Paris show. That. Yeah, that was the Paris show that he did for the Mr. Morale. That was cool.
Joe Budden
Crazy.
Parks
They were both super fire in different ways. This is a thing I love because my wife is a huge Scissor fan. She loves. She loves Kendrick, too. But, like, it was a great date show.
Ish
Yes.
Parks
And had it been 10 degrees warmer out, it would have been a greater date show.
Ish
And that's why I like them doing the back and forth. Because like I said, let's say scissor comes out first, does her records. The women that were really just there for her, they board now.
Joe Budden
Right.
Ish
So it gave. It gave everybody. It kept everybody engaged all show. They did like six, seven joints, then a joint together, and then the other person takes over.
Parks
Well, that's the thing, too, is I'm a huge scissor fan. But I was thinking during the scissor break, so I'll go to the bathroom, I'll go get a drink, whatever. Whatever. But don't want to leave the wife here in the crowd all alone. And.
Flip
Yeah, you're a better husband than me. I was in that chicken finger line, the whole scissors, man. It was good, too. It was hot as. You know what I mean? It was cold. All they do is be hot. Yeah. I'll do better next time.
Joe Budden
Mel.
Melissa Ford
Yes?
Flip
You didn't make the show.
Melissa Ford
I didn't?
Joe Budden
No.
Melissa Ford
I went to go see Othello on Broadway.
Flip
I see you got the merch. Is that merch or is that like a gift from the.
Joe Budden
It's merch from Othello himself.
Melissa Ford
It's both, actually. It was both.
Joe Budden
So stop playing with her.
Melissa Ford
Yeah, so Denzel's security got me and my girlfriend into the balcony seats.
Flip
Just put them on. Put him on.
Mal
Let's go, Mel.
Melissa Ford
Yeah. So it was a really lovely experience.
Mal
Go Chance.
Parks
I bet.
Melissa Ford
Yeah. So that was my third time Seeing Denzel on Broadway. First time was Julius Caesar, second was Fences, and then now this.
Parks
How did it compare?
Ish
Yeah, how was it?
Melissa Ford
Well, the thing that I didn't realize, and it's. Is that.
Flip
I'm sorry, but I don't mean to step on this, but I just have a question before we get to the review of the performance.
Joe Budden
Yeah, yeah.
Flip
So careful. Denzel's security, start us there. How you got. How you got to the theater, how you got the tickets, and how you ended up in the special booth?
Melissa Ford
Well, I was with my girlfriend, Kelly.
Joe Budden
We don't give a fuck about.
Melissa Ford
He asked me for the reason for the story.
Mal
What the fuck, man?
Joe Budden
Shout out Kelly here.
Flip
Shout out, Kelly here.
Melissa Ford
And you know Kelly.
Joe Budden
Big. Oh, then I love Kelly.
Flip
Yeah, exactly.
Melissa Ford
You know, take it back. Exactly. Tatiana. Kelly.
Joe Budden
Kelly, Exactly.
Melissa Ford
So Kelly's now at Brooklyn Chop House. Exactly. And so when the play came to Broadway, they had kind of like a. They had like a night for them, you know, the entire cast and crew, et cetera, at Brooklyn Chop House.
Joe Budden
Can I interrupt you really quickly?
Flip
Go ahead.
Joe Budden
We need to redo the industry list.
Parks
Oh, yeah.
Joe Budden
On. On air.
Parks
We haven't done that in a long time.
Joe Budden
We haven't done that in. In ages. But we should get a clear understanding with this crew.
Parks
Mel is number one.
Joe Budden
Number one for sure.
Parks
Joe's number two.
Melissa Ford
What does this. What does. What does. That is the industry list.
Parks
It's a throwback.
Flip
It's old.
Parks
It's old.
Joe Budden
Who's.
Parks
Who's the most industry? Industry, meaning, like, mixy Amongst. Amongst people in the entertainment industry?
Mal
Me.
Flip
Yes, you. And it's not even close.
Melissa Ford
I'm giving it to Ish.
Joe Budden
What?
Mal
I'm last.
Flip
No, you ain't last.
Parks
You're not last. But.
Ish
Nah, he might.
Joe Budden
He might be last. Last now.
Flip
Yeah, you are last. You're right. I had you second to last.
Joe Budden
But how would he be last? Who would be.
Melissa Ford
I'm talking about now. He is Mr. Outside. Outside, huh? On every podcast. That's not what we're talking about.
Mal
Celebrities crazy.
Melissa Ford
So it doesn't matter. So like the slow mo walk with Simba.
Joe Budden
Yeah, that's why he's not last.
Ish
That was two years. That was one thing, though.
Parks
Yeah, don't count that hard.
Joe Budden
He seen Simba a few times.
Flip
We may have to return to this for the Patriots or something.
Joe Budden
But anyway, I just. I just wanted to point out Mel is absolutely number one. Number one on this list.
Melissa Ford
Okay.
Parks
All right, well, Joe, two, flip, three ice.
Ish
Four ice is three.
Parks
Me and Ish tied for Last.
Flip
I had him. That's why I had you. Second to last of the hill. But we'll get to it.
Ish
We gotta get to that. I wanna hear your three.
Joe Budden
Anyway, back to number one of those.
Melissa Ford
Okay, so anyways, they hosted the cast and crew when the play. Yeah. Brooklyn Thompson when it first happened. So Kelly meets Sal, coolest dude on the planet. And basically that was how we got into the balcony scenes. He just reserved them for us. It was lovely. It was great. It was fan fucking tastic.
Mal
Wonderful show.
Melissa Ford
Full house. Like, I guess the place started in February, maybe March, and has been like, at the end.
Ish
End of February, I think.
Melissa Ford
Yeah, end of February. And it's going to like June 8th or something like that. Full house. Every single night. Every single performance.
Flip
They.
Melissa Ford
I. I was just pocket watching, trying to figure out how much did Denzel make off of this. Like, I'm thinking he's maybe like 20 mil is his price tag. I'm thinking.
Flip
I have no idea.
Melissa Ford
I think. I'm thinking.
Mal
We don't know. We don't know how much he made.
Melissa Ford
But I was trying to, like, you.
Ish
Know, I'm sure you got some back end. Yeah.
Flip
We sure?
Mal
We sure.
Melissa Ford
Oh, no, he definitely got.
Mal
You're trying to divert us. No, no. All that. What he made.
Melissa Ford
So the play was really great. What I didn't know is that they were going to set it in modern times, so I thought that they were going to come out with like, you know, the Rose. Yeah. So not only is it set in modern times, but it's. But it's Shakespearean language, and it's also like the modern kind of gesticulation, like, you know what I'm saying?
Parks
Like Romeo and Juliet, the movie. Sort of, but.
Melissa Ford
But kind of.
Flip
Sort of.
Melissa Ford
Yeah, yeah. And then they make some alterations as well towards the end when all the, you know, all the catastrophic shit happens. But Jake Gyllenhaal was incredible. Denzel was. I mean, he's Denzel.
Flip
Did you get to see him or talk to him after?
Melissa Ford
I did not.
Flip
Okay.
Melissa Ford
I did not.
Parks
I would like to go see Othello.
Flip
I'm gonna try and see it before.
Joe Budden
Did you try to.
Ish
I'm gonna get it.
Melissa Ford
No, I did not try to. I did not. I didn't want to kill him.
Joe Budden
That's why you laughed.
Mal
This is the last time.
Flip
There's something to that, right?
Mal
This is the last time you saw each other?
Flip
At the spot.
Mal
At the spot.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Melissa Ford
Yeah. No, that was cool.
Mal
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Got it.
Parks
You're sure you got the hookup?
Mal
Let me know I'm not, But you still got it. The security guard, remember you?
Melissa Ford
Yeah, it was fun.
Flip
And then.
Joe Budden
Oh, look how you.
Mal
Look how you glowed up.
Melissa Ford
And then we went back over to Brooklyn Chop House, shout out to Don Poo, and saw Jason Tatum in there.
Flip
Ah, okay.
Melissa Ford
Yeah, he was in the back. I was. I was like, don't you have a game tomorrow? Oh, okay. I don't know. Mind my business.
Flip
Did you talk to him at all? Yeah, so.
Joe Budden
So you don't give a fuck, right? You don't.
Melissa Ford
What?
Joe Budden
You don't even care no more what.
Parks
You guys talk about.
Flip
Before you started talking, did you come up to him or he come to you?
Melissa Ford
I was brought over to his table.
Flip
So you went up to him.
Melissa Ford
Okay, I was brought over to his table.
Flip
Right.
Mal
Watch your mouth.
Ish
By force.
Flip
What do you mean you walked over?
Joe Budden
Stop, please.
Mal
She was brought to this table. They do that in there. They do that. They tell you who's there, and they bring you to the table. They do that a lot of times with me. She's not wrong. Yo, this person's over there. I'm gonna bring you over there.
Melissa Ford
As a matter of fact, I did not want to go over because I was like, I do not want to interrupt this man and his meal. What the fuck? You know what I mean? Like, it's something that they do.
Mal
It's something that they do there.
Joe Budden
How did they convince you?
Melissa Ford
It was Don told. Come Melissa. And I was like, all right, right. You're hilarious.
Mal
Did you sit at. Did you sit at the table with.
Melissa Ford
You're hilarious. No, I did not. What?
Mal
You sat at the table.
Melissa Ford
I did not sit at the table.
Mal
Chicken fry rice.
Flip
She started butter and bread and she.
Melissa Ford
That look good.
Flip
That's a little far, man.
Joe Budden
Well, it's funny you mentioned it, because I was gonna bring up the.
Mal
The text.
Joe Budden
Text that you put.
Mal
Yes, she did.
Joe Budden
In our podcast. Group chat.
Melissa Ford
Don't you dare. Hey, listen. Hey, yo, hey, yo. Cut that off. All you gotta do is show up to a game and they'll win. Isn't that the track record every time he shows up to a girl?
Mal
Don't try to reverse it. Read what she wrote. Read what she wrote. Don't.
Melissa Ford
Fucking crazy.
Joe Budden
You was joking.
Parks
Crazy.
Melissa Ford
Don't fucking read.
Joe Budden
So you wrote this in the group chat and then somehow ended up at his table?
Flip
She probably wrote that from his table. Yes, she did.
Joe Budden
Oh, yeah.
Flip
Look at the time. Check the time. That's what happened, isn't it?
Joe Budden
Look, see?
Flip
She said.
Parks
Number one. That's number one on the List right there, right?
Melissa Ford
No, you gave it. I read maybe a little afterwards.
Joe Budden
That was 11:10 when she text us. Hold on. Yeah, that was 11:10pm Gotta do the science.
Flip
I guarantee you that was.
Ish
No, no, no. The first one was 11:00pm yeah.
Joe Budden
Oh yeah, you're right.
Melissa Ford
So the theater's right next to Brooklyn Chop House. So I didn't really. I didn't have to walk five.
Joe Budden
You're at the theater. Yeah, that's what we saying.
Melissa Ford
Listen, I was just trying to.
Joe Budden
Girl, you cannot one Patreon.
Melissa Ford
Take one for the team.
Joe Budden
Patreon. So anyways, take one for the team. Celtics won and then he came back and had 40 before they tragic injury.
Melissa Ford
Well, I don't know. Delayed reaction.
Joe Budden
Yep.
Flip
To the Patreon for sure.
Melissa Ford
Thank you. I mean, I did my best.
Joe Budden
You'll lead us. I did my best. You will lead us.
Melissa Ford
Yeah.
Joe Budden
All right. Now it's time for my favorite part of the show.
Ish
Price pick.
Joe Budden
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Parks
Yeah.
Flip
Day one didn't go well for Puff from what the legal experts are saying. Prosecution laid out an argument. I don't know if it's gonna work or not.
Joe Budden
Well, the legal non experts are saying he had a great first day.
Flip
Yeah.
Joe Budden
The legal non experts are saying that he absolutely smoked it and his team of attorneys put on a master class.
Ish
Yeah, that's the sentiment I got.
Flip
Yeah, that's what I've been hearing from a lot of the cultural critics, a lot of the observers, and then a lot of legal experts are saying that they're setting the, that they're setting the trap for, for his team.
Joe Budden
Okay.
Flip
Again, it'll be interesting to see which, which direction it goes in. But to me, Puff has a pretty. He has an argument that will be legible to a juror, which is, I'm a wild dude. I like freaky shit. People willingly did the freaky shit. I do fucked up things, but I never did the things they charged me with. To me, that's a winnable case. But the legal experts are saying the prosecution has a few things in the tuck, particularly the male escort who testified. That is gonna be a harder, a harder thing to defeat. And then the other thing is, because Cassie's testimony, even though Cassie is saying she willfully did some of these things, she's also saying she felt scared that she couldn't. And so the domestic violence angle is going to be a thing that may stay in the juror's head, even if it doesn't make legal sense to some people. Jurors aren't always persuaded by the law, by the facts of the case. Sometimes they're persuaded by this monster. If you believe Puff is a monster, then you may believe other things. And unfortunately, sometimes juries convict you on the kind of person you are. Not on the actual charges. Yeah, the, the letter, Absolutely.
Joe Budden
I would, I would. I'm. I'm totally with that. If you present anything having to do with the actual charges, and I just didn't hear that in day one. Not saying they don't have it in the talk, but I didn't see or read anything directly related to.
Melissa Ford
They did like a summarization as to the key takeaways of day one. So I'll just read the headlines. Okay. Okay. So the prosecution highlights the two main accusers, which was Cassie, also a woman identified as Jane, according to the assistant U.S. attorney. And basically it's just talking about the coercion of the freak offs and that sort of thing. The defense questions the accuser's motives, which is another key takeaway, which is a typical thing that they would do. In addition to that, both sides agree that Congress committed domestic violence. There's no way that they could get away with acting like it didn't happen. The video in question is also admissible as a piece of evidence, as are the freak off videos. I think that there's some editing that's happening with them. So it's not the entire duration. And the jurors have been instructed to wear headphones when they're watching in the listening to it because it's apparently extraordinarily graphic, both visually and audibly. Like I said, the jury will see video of the freak offs. That was established as well. And like I said, the video of the hotel attack is central to the prosecution's case because like Joe was saying, his character is on trial right now. That's just the bottom line. His character is on trial. And everything that they have heard about this man prior to and during this whole thing is. Might actually be what persuades some of the jurors to make their decision. There was a. The male escort who testified, he said he was paid for sex. He testified that Combs assaulted Ventura twice by way of his witness. And again, testimony about explicit and graphic description. And also Puffy's whole family was there.
Flip
To show support, which was super interesting that I'm going back to the male escort. Right. Again, he says he was paid to have sex. If you're a juror, you may say, all right, well, I was paid to have sex. He was paid to have sex. That's fine. Whether I like it, agree with it or not, that's not illegal. The problem is.
Parks
Well, I think it is illegal.
Flip
I'm sorry, it doesn't make the other. It doesn't prove the. He broke the other laws, Right? Absolutely. The sex stuff is illegal, but it doesn't mean that it was forced coercion, sexuality. And honestly, if the worst thing Diddy caught was a prostitution charge, he'd probably be very happy with that outcome. The problem is one of the things that the escort is testifying to and already testified to was that he witnessed a lot of abuse with Cassie. So if Cassie's saying, I was scared not to do this, I was forced into this, and you have a male escort saying, yeah, I watched her be forced into. Into some of the stuff that we did, that's where the jury is going to have to have. That's where the jury's going to have to make some decisions about whether they trust Puffy's account or whether they trust Cassie's account, et cetera. That's where it's going to get murky for him.
Melissa Ford
Yeah, well, I mean, like, they're talking the whole. The overarching theme here is coercion and consent, you know, and so with the male escort Saying that she paid for everything, whatever. That doesn't necessarily mean that she. She wasn't coerced. That doesn't necessarily mean that his reach is not that far. The perception of his reach is not that far. You know what I mean? That she wouldn't do his bidding for him out of fear.
Ish
But it also. It also doesn't prove that she. She wasn't doing that on her own. Like, they have to.
Joe Budden
If you.
Ish
Like you say coercion is basically what's trying to be proven here.
Joe Budden
You.
Ish
That. That's not proven. He's saying she paid for it. And they're just trying to allude to the fact that Puff did whatever this, from what I read day one. I don't see it yet.
Flip
Well, begin. Remember what the charges are, right? There's five criminal counts. Racketeering, sex trafficking by force, fraud or coercion, and transportation to engage in prostitution. It sounds like just by observation, two counts of transportation to engage in prostitution. Seems like that's not gonna be the. That hard to prove. Right, Right, right. Two counts of sex trafficking by force, That's a little bit. That's a little bit tougher. The RICO one is probably gonna be the hardest one to prove. Right? But sex trafficking by force, fraud, or coercion becomes. It comes down to whether you believe Cassie. Cassie is. If you have an eyewitness saying, this was done to me. Right. You also have evidence that she was abused. Again, a person could read this and say, hey, maybe this is a revenge prosecution. Someone could hear this and say, why should we not believe Cassie?
Mal
Right?
Ish
She said that's what the video kind of.
Flip
That's what I'm saying. So all these, all the video evidence, all that stuff could make someone have strong feelings, as people do about Puff, whether or not you agree with the charges or not. And so to me, a lot of it's gonna come down to who you believe, Cassie or Diddy.
Joe Budden
Well, Puff's. Pardon me. Puff's defense opened with this 50 million reasons not to believe Cassie.
Flip
But this is the part I'm confused about. She signed a. I mean, they reached.
Joe Budden
A civil settlement already or whatever that number was.
Flip
Whatever the number is.
Parks
Right.
Flip
I'm just saying, like, they signed. She got paid. If the idea is this is a cash grab, she already got paid before the feds intervened. So if this was a cash grab, she's already. She didn't need this case to get cash.
Ish
Who said it was a cash grab?
Melissa Ford
That's an insinuation.
Flip
That's what he just said. She had 50 million reasons. Like saying that this is the 50.
Ish
Million reasons don't have to be cash related.
Flip
I mean, that's usually an expression to refer to somebody getting.
Ish
It could be vengeful, it could be revenge. It could be a bunch of other. Other reasons or incentives for her to, yo, nigga, you ruined my life. You know what I'm saying? Like, yo, you ruined my life. So I could be vengeful. I could be trying to pay you back.
Flip
Which again, goes back to the who do you believe? Right? So I think her already having a civil settlement makes her more believable, not less to people. Because usually the argument is they're doing this to set up for the civil suit, they're doing this to get paid.
Joe Budden
Listen, I don't have a horse in this race. Lord knows I've covered this longer than I would like to. But even with the civil settlement, Mark, there were a lot of people on the flip side of that. There were a lot of people on the side of. I'm not gonna say it.
Flip
I get what you're saying.
Joe Budden
I'm not gonna say it.
Flip
I totally get your point though, right? I mean, I'm not even making a case about who's right or wrong right now. I'm just making odds about how the jury's gonna read this. That's all I'm saying. And I'm just saying, typically, jurors are skeptical of people when they think they're doing a criminal case to set up to get paid later. And I'm saying, since she's already.
Ish
You took that part out already.
Flip
All I'm saying is, since she's been paid, I think that works in the prosecution's favor. But if you are a person that believes. Look, Cassie was along for the ride the whole time. She made these choices herself from day one, which some people observers do believe. If you're one of those people in the jury, then none of this is gonna be persuasive to you, so it's gonna come down to just whose credibility you believe ultimately. But I do think if you keep showing orgies and sex tapes and male escorts and abuse videos, that's gonna do something to the jury. It's gonna inspire strong feelings one way or the other.
Ish
She's testifying kinda as we're recording this, and she's already let them know, like, he moved me closer to him. He would send a security and assistance if he can't find me. So the stage is being set to I'm under his control, right.
Melissa Ford
That he wasn't that she was. He wasn't necessarily. He wasn't just enabling. He was enforcing.
Mal
Yeah. So then what if they pose a question that how was she able to find. If he was so controlling, how was she able to get with her current husband?
Flip
I mean, people eventually do leave. Not all the time, but people often do eventually leave leave, whether it's a.
Mal
I'm saying they pose that question.
Flip
I think that's because I found the strength to leave.
Joe Budden
Yeah. It's tough because there's no way to represent the opposite side of what Mark and Mel are saying without sounding away.
Mal
Yeah, Yeah, I agree.
Joe Budden
So there's no way to do it.
Ish
But it's just about, like, it's a defense. I think it's going to come and boil down to the. Whoever they pick for the jewelry is going to be really, really, really, really, really pivotal. Like, if you pick some. Some people that are somewhat cynical.
Flip
Yep.
Joe Budden
That.
Ish
That shit gonna fly. I heard. I heard they have a bunch of videos. I heard some of those videos are very, very, very telling. I even heard there are videos where Puff is not there and is not present. So if that's the case, it's like, you know what I mean? Like, it's gonna be. It's gonna be some shit.
Melissa Ford
But she can also say that he was watching the cameras the entire time and it was an instruction for her to follow.
Flip
And then he got off and watching the footage later.
Melissa Ford
Exactly.
Flip
There's a lot of arguments both ways. And finally, I think some of it's just a philosophical question about how you see control.
Melissa Ford
Right.
Flip
Because at some level, you could call anything control.
Joe Budden
Yeah. I'm about to say then his sheer celebrity was. Would be controlled. Yeah.
Flip
And this is gonna be. This is why I think Diddy's defense has more ground than people may have thought six months ago or a year ago. Because I think people thought that the videos would be more smoking gun. The videos are smoking gun about sex happening. The videos are smoking gun about prostitution.
Ish
Escorting, and the videos are smoking gun about physical abuse. When you start talking about physical abuse versus your. Yo, I'm flying people in to conduct sexual acts. I'm sex quote, unquote, trafficking, all of that other stuff. I think those things become harder to prove. I think. Yo, we know he was whipping her ass, like, before the tape. In all honesty, people know that Puff was beating his girl's ass before the tape even surfaced. But again, when you start accusing somebody of running a criminal organization, organization and enterprise, that's gonna be something that's harder to prove than me. Beating your ass.
Flip
And that's. And again, that's where it's gonna get. It's gonna be. It's really gonna come down to me to what the jury. How the. Like you said, the jury's disposition toward these people, how they see people, how they see celebrity, how they see force, how they see relationships. This is gonna. I think by the end of this trial, there's gonna be a lot of people mad at each other and fighting with each other. Not about. It's not like O.J. like, who? You know, was he really in the woods? It's gonna be like, can a person.
Ish
Morality and integrity gonna be on trial?
Flip
All of it is right. I mean, if you're in a relationship with a celebrity and you say, well, I did these things because I felt forced to. I felt coerced to. The physical abuse is one kind of coercion, but financial coercion and then fraud, all these things are things that are a lot more subjective and debatable to a lot of people.
Ish
We laugh and joke up here all the time about what y' all be saying.
Flip
The financial abuse, bruh.
Ish
If that's the case, it creates a really gray area for yo. This house mom sits at home, right? This man makes all the money. So on the days that he might wanna come home and get some coochie and she ain't really up for it. Like, that's. I'm simple. I'm oversimplifying it, of course. I'm not saying that they're parallels, but I'm just saying Bob is actually a good example that opens the door to that.
Flip
And that's why the prosecution is gonna focus on the violence. They're gonna make it seem like it wasn't just this abstract thing. It was a lot of. She was literally scared for her life. And I'm not saying she wasn't. I personally happen to believe Cassie, but I understand that this is not an open and shut case by any stretch. If you'd asked me a year ago, I would have said, oh, diddy, they got him. But when I look at the actual charges and what the actual evidence is, this is a lot, a lot messier. Anyway.
Melissa Ford
Well, she's on. She's on the stand right now talking about the abuse that. That she suffered. And that is the focus of her testimony right now. According.
Joe Budden
That leads me to believe that they.
Ish
Don'T have as much.
Joe Budden
Strongest sex trafficking case.
Flip
They're promising to have more. That's what I'm saying. In their opening argument, they suggested that they have some Footage that is more smoking gun and a witness.
Joe Budden
That don't work on me. But no, hold up for a second. That don't work on me because I've heard that for months. I've heard that for months and months and months. And.
Ish
And.
Joe Budden
I've seen nothing be brought to the table besides things that were immaterial. Like you telling me about the baby oil, like you telling me about all of this shit that just don't really matter. 1 and 2. Even with the thug case, where the public court of public opinion maybe thought that he was out of here. But once we get into how these celebrities are being handled, how the evidence is being handled, how there seems to be a rush to judge. Yeah. A rush to prosecute. It just seem like there's some other celebrity shit that goes on that helps prosecutors drop the ball in terms of how evidence is presented. So, I mean, this has been too many months for me with this Puff shit to not hear more than the horrible shit that we know, which is he's an abuser. Everything that his lawyer is saying, hey, he's a piece of. He's horrible.
Ish
Cool.
Joe Budden
However, he didn't do this. He didn't do this.
Flip
Right. Which is the defense argument. Moving on from puff for a second, you said something that I think is really interesting about the thug case because there's a parallel there around the rico. The RICO is used way too often these days.
Parks
Sounds like.
Mal
Yeah.
Ish
Like that. Don't. And when you ever seen a one person rico.
Parks
Right.
Flip
And I. Well, in argument, it wouldn't be his. The argument is that he's using his, the label, all of the things to do this stuff.
Ish
I've never seen a rico with no C.O. defendants.
Flip
Oh, I see.
Ish
That was the point of the rico. That's a rico. You running the criminal. He running it by himself. He don't have no co.
Mal
He's saying with his business. He's utilizing his business. And the people that work for him.
Ish
Too, they can get charged.
Flip
You got it. You can. Right. But obviously he was the only person they wanted to get. Yeah, but the. But the RICO is, is being used now. Like for example, in the Atlanta teacher scandal when the teachers were allegedly cheating on standardized tests in Atlanta, there were 14 or 16 of them. They didn't just arrest the teachers for corruption or criminal theft. They charged them with the rico. Middle school teachers and high school teachers.
Parks
That's correct.
Flip
For allegedly cheating erasing student answers on a standardized test. It was intended for the crime family. It was intended to stop low level people from Taking the hit for the bosses. And now they're using it against anybody who owns a business, anybody who's part of an organization. And again, let's assume Diddy is 100% guilty. I'm not convinced RICO is the right charge. Let's assume thug had been. I still don't think in any of these cases the RICO can't be used like this. Cuz it's often overused against people who can't defend themselves.
Ish
The RICO kind of made sense because again, we rounded up everybody because now.
Joe Budden
And that was Puerto Rico.
Ish
Yeah, that was federal.
Flip
And Georgia. But Georgia is the state that uses the rico. Georgia also use it against the teachers. It used to be a federal thing. Now Georgia in. I think 78 or 79 started using the RICO statewide for everybody. I concede the point. Yeah, I see what you're saying about that.
Ish
In the Stud case, it was applicable. That's why they kept trying to tie him to the Bloods.
Flip
That makes sense.
Ish
You get what I'm saying?
Flip
Okay, that makes sense. Then I'm wrong. So it seems like that's a good example. Example of it.
Ish
Yeah.
Flip
Teachers are bad. Example of it. Sounds like Puff isn't a good example of it. Again, even if you get everything.
Ish
Not for nothing, even with the teacher thing, I get it. They're not a gang. But if I'm trying to.
Mal
It's a group of them.
Ish
It's a group and I'm trying to get whoever is at the top. I can charge the RICO here because now I could convict all of y' all. I'm squeeze all of y' all. Somebody's gonna talk and roll on the other person.
Flip
We roll uphill. And that's. And that's my issue with it. It's not that I don't think it technically meets the standard, but it's being overused beyond. Beyond its original intent.
Mal
Got it.
Flip
Because now you're giving people who should be getting five years, 30 years under Rico statutes for something that is relatively small.
Mal
I think that's why they use it. They use it to intimidate the CO defense on the person that's higher.
Flip
Absolutely.
Mal
They offer you this massive time, 30 years, and then you end up working out a deal to get lesser time to, you know for sure.
Flip
In the Georgia teacher cases, they got the teachers to roll up on the principal. It wasn't John Gotti. They got missed. You know what I'm saying?
Joe Budden
Man, I ain't gonna lie. That's fast for Cassie to hit the stand.
Ish
Yeah, I just, I think they.
Joe Budden
I'm not gonna lie to you.
Ish
Yeah. I think you playing your big joker early. Unless it's not the big joker.
Flip
Unless he doesn't get that reference. But yeah.
Ish
Unless that's not the big joker. You heard your man.
Joe Budden
No.
Mal
You still ain't gonna play though.
Ish
No, I think. I think they shooting. Eh.
Flip
Let's see. I don't think Cassie's the big joker at all.
Melissa Ford
But I'm thinking too.
Flip
I think they got something.
Melissa Ford
I think they got something in the tuck that nobody knows about.
Flip
That's possible.
Ish
I.
Joe Budden
You think they got like a Mark Fuhrman?
Flip
I. I think they like that type of big. Yeah.
Mal
But aren't they supposed to let his. Yeah.
Flip
I don't think it's an actual secret. No, they're not going to like pop up like on tv.
Mal
Okay.
Flip
I. I get what you're saying. But I think they are going to have. I think the testimony is going to be more damning than people. Than people.
Mal
So both parties do know who they got.
Ish
Got you got it.
Flip
The faster.
Joe Budden
The faster this trial goes, the better for Puff.
Ish
Yes, yes, yes. I think. I think if the defense calls all their witnesses by two, three days, I think Puff comes home.
Mal
This is a two month trial though. To be a two month trial.
Ish
We'll see.
Flip
We'll see. It's definitely at least be a month. But I.
Ish
Because I think they trying to convict him in the court of public opinion.
Parks
Agreed. That's what I really it.
Joe Budden
I think he could. He could present the best case in the world. He getting hit with something just because we want you.
Parks
Clearly. What was the transportation, the prostitution.
Flip
That seems fun to beat.
Joe Budden
We getting you with somebody.
Parks
Yeah.
Joe Budden
It may not be. I believe that the 10 years worth. Yeah.
Ish
But I believe that.
Joe Budden
Yeah. No, you got off of the shine. No.
Flip
We owe you one.
Joe Budden
No sir. No sir. I believe that. I believe that when and you get in front of them people and you get away. If they want you, they will.
Flip
Especially the fed.
Ish
The feds, they be on that shit like yo, if I see you again, you got me.
Joe Budden
But that's how I broke my foot at starless. The judge said, boy, if I see you anytime soon. That show over.
Ish
I thought that was lack of childhood.
Joe Budden
Oh shit.
Ish
It's all right. That's how I approach. They gonna blame the judge for not being able to have to get well.
Joe Budden
No, I didn't spend my childhood running from the police. Just a stereotype.
Ish
Just being a boy.
Flip
That's just a black shit jumping gates.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ish
Being a boy.
Joe Budden
It's all right. I used to be that nigga jumping gates. I'm not talking about that starless gate with you no more.
Flip
How are y' all feeling about this Tory Lanez thing? This thing hit the news yesterday and people have been all online talking about it. Not just the facts of the case, but also the why and how to feel about it.
Mal
It don't feel good about it.
Flip
What's the why in terms of why he was stabbed? So let me, let me say first, Tory Lanez was.
Mal
Was stabbed 14 times.
Flip
14 times according to his.
Ish
His Instagram.
Flip
His Instagram. I want to make that clear. Yeah, the. The hospital hasn't confirmed that and neither has the prison. I'm not saying it didn't happen. I'm inclined to believe him, but I just want to be clear that I want to read exactly what. What Tory Lanez is. What Tory Lanez said from his. It was his Instagram account.
Parks
Yeah, yeah.
Ish
Yes.
Joe Budden
Yo, I love 2025. We don't know if that was Tory Lanez story. Lane's Tory Spelling. We don't know. And listen to us. Yo, let me read you what Tory said straight from his Instagram right after the incident occurred.
Ish
Yes, it was.
Flip
It said Torey was stabbed 14 times, including seven wounds to his back, four to his torso, two to the back of his head, and one to the left side of his face. Both of his lungs collapsed and he was placed on a breathing apparatus. He is now breathing on his own despite being in pain. He is talking normally, in good spirits and deeply thankful to God that he is pulling through. He also wants to thank everyone for their continued prayers and support. What we know is the fact is he was stabbed and he was taken to an outside hospital. And that's what we know for sure.
Ish
And originally when a report came out, they said it was non life threatening injuries. That sounds different.
Melissa Ford
Two collapsed lungs does not sound like it's just a walk in the park. It sounds pretty life.
Mal
The reason why they're saying that it's like just allegedly a Mexican, Mexican gang in there. It was like a hit. They stabbed him up. The rumors in the street are saying that because while Tory is in there, the black people around him, he's making sure that they eat, he's making sure that they're good. If you look at Tory wrong and all that, he's just, he's filling up everybody's. He's feeling, he's taking care, taking care of niggas inside the jail. And sometimes one crew has the upper hand of the other. So that's the rumors behind the scenes.
Joe Budden
Okay. Okay. Y' all clearly are willing to take this further than my journalistic intent.
Mal
No, but for real, it's not funny.
Joe Budden
So of course there's nothing funny about this. I absolutely love Tory Lanez. But as far as all of these facts that we have.
Parks
Cite yourself resources.
Joe Budden
He was feeding the jail what the Mexicans. They didn't like everybody ate.
Mal
It's gonna cause. It's gonna cause a race war in there. That's what they're saying, man. Like, there's a lot of news coming out. But who said that outside of WAC from the prison.
Joe Budden
I saw Whack 100 and I seen it, but that's enough to sources. It's mad people listening to this.
Mal
That's what I was hell called in from the jail. They interviewing that was there. That's.
Joe Budden
You need more people.
Mal
What's up?
Ish
Yo, he ducked right.
Joe Budden
Yo, I was right there.
Mal
Are you acting like. Are you acting like from jail? Don't get the news first before us.
Joe Budden
Holy.
Mal
The out of here from jail. There's a lot of that happen.
Joe Budden
Okay.
Mal
You know that. You know better than that. So why would they stab. I'm not gonna think of the conspiracy shit. What they saying?
Joe Budden
I'm from the school of I don't know.
Flip
Right.
Mal
It's all alleged.
Joe Budden
I have no idea why none of this happened. I don't know who did it. I don't know how many times. I know when somebody get hurt bad enough and blood is coming out that it becomes a matter of liability. I know. We start talking about who's responsible, who got what insurance, whose family knows what. How important. There's too many factors in play for me to feel comfortable saying. All right. I just spoke to homily. Yo. I'm Blade just gone. He said. He said. And. And.
Ish
And. And look at that.
Flip
Also good.
Joe Budden
If I've been. I've been stabbed before. As far as having two collapsed lungs and then speaking an hour later.
Ish
Yeah, it's different.
Melissa Ford
That sounds.
Joe Budden
Yeah, that's difficult to do now listen. Tori did make what's my song? You made what's the. I keep the song confused with the Drake song. Not one dance. What the is song. What's the fast dancing Tory song?
Ish
The one he did off the. The drink flip controller.
Joe Budden
No, he got his own. Damn. That's gonna bother me. But anyway, listen. Tory made Playboy. But no, that's. That's a tall task. That's a tall task.
Ish
It's medical professionals that like I was. Are questioning it no, they're not questioning it.
Flip
They said it's.
Ish
They said can't happen.
Flip
They have no question, like, you're not getting on.
Ish
On a breathing apparatus and then being taken off. But that's publicism. It could be publicism, yeah.
Parks
It also could be. How do I say this? There might be an opportunity there to have some good things happen for you. If it sounds more dramatic than it was.
Flip
Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Better facility, maybe cut some time. All the things you might be thinking. That's why I just want to say we know he was stabbed. They say he got stabbed 14. I have no idea how many times he was stabbed. For me, it's been about the conversation people are having about it.
Parks
It's disgusting.
Flip
I kind of don't like it. Let me be clear. I'm not a Tory Lanez fan, and I've obviously been very supportive of Meg and the whole situation. But what I find frustrating is the same.
Joe Budden
Are you a Meg music fan?
Mal
No. He's a Meg fan.
Flip
She's a woman. I'm a Meg person.
Joe Budden
I'm a Meg's person fan.
Flip
I know her. So I'm saying I like her as a person. One and two.
Joe Budden
Oh, please. You said you knew Charlamagne. They been shooting at you all week and.
Flip
Shut up. Everybody keeps saying he's shooting. I don't think he's shooting that bitch.
Joe Budden
You told me he was good friends with him. You been getting shot at for four days now.
Flip
He ain't shooting that bitch.
Joe Budden
I can't listen to y' all, which is I'm good friends with.
Flip
But my point is, for me, Charlamagne cleaned him up. He really.
Joe Budden
Charlamagne cleaned him up.
Mal
He ain't cleaned him up about what?
Joe Budden
Charlamagne got him together.
Parks
I missed it.
Mal
Because it did happen. Because it did happen. He don't like me.
Joe Budden
No, no. I'mma be messy. I'mma play it.
Flip
Put a pin in. Let's play it right after we finish up on Meg. We can.
Mal
We can have, you know Meg personally.
Ish
Yeah.
Flip
Not like we're not homies, but, like, I know well enough to. And I support her during the situation.
Joe Budden
And what I say is, you DM'd her.
Flip
No, no, I.
Joe Budden
Anything you need.
Mal
This bag is different.
Joe Budden
Anything you need while you're going through.
Flip
A hard time, I'm here for you. You want some? Anyway, that's a whole other conversation. But my point is, I supported Meg's position. I thought it was important to defend her, given what happened.
Mal
Okay.
Flip
And I thought that accountability for Tory was important. Where I take issue is if you're asking for Tory to be held accountable and for those people that meant prison, you can't then be cheering that he gets stabbed in prison.
Parks
Cheering for someone getting potentially almost murdered is not dope.
Flip
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's fucked up. But if you don't, y' all do.
Joe Budden
To the Internet or something.
Flip
I guess what I'm saying is if he didn't go to prison, you feel like he got off Scott free and then somebody stabbed him up. I could see you feeling like, all right, you got. But I'm saying he went to prison. What else do you want him to like? He got 10 years. That should be the end of it. So we shouldn't be out there especially celebrating. I don't celebrate anybody getting stabbed in prison, but especially in this case. And it's the same people that are calling for justice that are also celebrating him getting stabbed. I don't think that's okay. That's all I'm saying. So whether you like Tory personally or not, whether you agree with the case or not, however you feel about what happened with him and Meg, regardless of that, you still shouldn't be out here celebrating somebody getting stabbed in a prison yard. That's all I'm saying.
Parks
Agreed.
Flip
And I hated that conversation that what's happening on the Internet.
Joe Budden
Cuz we always talk about it and leave her out. That's an important part. Yeah. The Meg and Tori.
Flip
Sure.
Joe Budden
All right, forget it.
Flip
Sure. But nobody was saying that online. Everybody was talking. People even saying, oh, this is Meg's fault. She. She did this to him and now he's getting stabbed up me. All that conversation is so stupid. It's all stupid.
Mal
Yeah.
Flip
I don't think I hated it.
Joe Budden
That's not my ministry completely checked out of that. Yeah. I would like for Tory to be okay. The same way I hope that Meg was okay. I would like them both to just be okay. And that's my position on that same. 14 times is a lot of times to be stabbed.
Parks
Yeah, yeah. Or cut or anything.
Flip
Anything. Any interaction with a knife. Word.
Joe Budden
And the nigga stabbing him must have held the Guinness Book of World records for being able to stab that many times.
Ish
You might have got stabbed by multiple niggas. And nigga you fighting. That's three take much.
Flip
That's true.
Joe Budden
Listen, listen, buddy. That's why.
Parks
I obey the law.
Joe Budden
Everything you say, I believe you, brother. Like that's just all the more reason why I try my best to stay out.
Mal
It's Unfortunate.
Joe Budden
Oh, crazy. Back when I thought I was tough, running around Jersey was like, yo, in Hudson county, they pricking with HIV needles. If you're not down with gang, I said, wait, they're doing what? Obeying the law.
Ish
It's very easy.
Joe Budden
It's the easiest thing in the world. Don't jaywalk.
Ish
Give me ten minutes.
Joe Budden
Yeah. No, I mean, whoa, whoa. What Everybody say, oh, my God.
Ish
Going to the studio. I ain't gotta see you.
Joe Budden
That. That first breakfast plate you get at 6 in the morning. I'll let you know if you like food. Stay out of there, man. Stay out of there.
Flip
I'm cool.
Joe Budden
Anyway, Rubbery egg. Prayers for Tory, man. Tory, we love you. We love you. We hope you are. Well, it's just an unfortunate story indeed. A lot of unfortunate stories.
Flip
One more unfortunate story real quick. I just want to say a rest in peace to LGP Quad. Yeah, brother Philly.
Joe Budden
Yeah, man.
Flip
Young cat, man.
Joe Budden
Real.
Flip
Real dope rapper. Real positive energy. I won't call him a kid, but real, real cool young brother. He was murdered on Sunday on Mother's Day.
Melissa Ford
That's awful.
Parks
Terrible.
Flip
He was setting up, right? Actually about a block and a half from where I grew up. They was outside, and he had his chain on. So he was. Guys came out, ski mask, tried to rob him of his chain. You know what I'm hearing is that it's always a struggle over those kinds of things. And they shot him in the chest, and he died at the hospital. And he just had so much promise.
Parks
He did.
Flip
He was so. You know what I mean?
Parks
He's super talented.
Flip
I had just talked to him a couple weeks earlier that was a DM. And I had said to him. Cause we DM'd back and forth. And I was like, yo, let me know how I can support you. He's like, I got a new album coming out. I'm excited about it. Can you just repost. Spread the word. Word. When something dropped, maybe put on the pot, you know, that kind of thing. And he was just so excited about what was up next for him. And he had no idea that two, three weeks later he would be. He would be going over this foolishness. Man. I'm just. I'm at a point maybe since I was getting older, but I'm just tired of hearing the same story. Not just about young rappers, but just young black men everywhere. We're just dying over nothing. Nothing, man.
Ish
Over a physical item.
Flip
Right, right, right. And I don't want to blame him or anybody, you know, for. For, you know, because I've seen same thing happen with PNB Rock, you know, where, you know, people try to rob you and there's a. You know, you have a right to keep your. But I also want brothers to understand that this is not worth as much as their lives. And. And all of us got to do better. All of us got to do better. All of us gotta do something to stop all this. That's it. So rest in peace.
Parks
Yeah, rest in peace. Super duper talented man. Upset to see.
Joe Budden
Yeah, that one.
Ish
Was that. Yeah, there we go.
Joe Budden
M. Rest in peace to that young man. Rest in peace to Bishop Gante. Rest in peace to anybody that lost somebody recently out there. If you're listening. Yes, Sir.
Flip
Mic check.
Joe Budden
1, 2, 1, 2. Mike shake. 1, 2, 1,2, 1, 2.
Flip
Ego.
Joe Budden
I was watching. I was watching get up, the sports show on ESPN last week, and I think J. Will or somebody started talking about how Stephen A. Did Law and Order. And I know Stephen A. Is trying to get his acting chops off, right? And I know he's trying to run for president.
Parks
That's a lot. That's two big things to try to get done.
Joe Budden
He got his hundred million dollars, and we still don't know where Max Kellerman is. So as somebody. This is a supporter of Stephen A. The other day, I was like, man, I ain't doing shit in the crib. Let me go ahead and fucking turn on Law and Order so I could see them murder fucking Stephen A. Smith, because he's a sports agent, like in the show. He's a sports agent of a star athlete who's caught up in the grips with his friends. So it's very similar to things that you've heard him say in real life on the show.
Ish
Did he body it, man?
Joe Budden
Sure enough, I cut on the Law and Order. He's the first scene that comes on where he's telling the sports star that you ain't LeBron, you ain't KD. You're a grinder. You can't afford to have 11 people on your staff. You this up. Fire everybody or I'm out of here. Opens up like that hard. It's like, oh, they wiling right now. So I walk to go get my Uber Eats that came because I had ordered a little meal. I go get my UberEats and I come back, as God would have it, Stephen H. Is dead on the ground. Hey, they killed STEPHEN A. In 3.3 minutes at the front of this show. He laid in s. Oh, man, you.
Ish
Talking like they going to fire me. I'mma fire you.
Joe Budden
Oh, my God. They ended the. Out of Stephen A. Shout out to Stephen A. But black people, we just die so fast in these shows.
Flip
Would you do that? Would you do like a. A walk on, like on a drama?
Joe Budden
Yeah, 100%.
Flip
What would you.
Joe Budden
Especially if I'm a fan of the drama.
Flip
Drama, okay.
Joe Budden
Like Law and Order. Damn. What's the other one that starts with A? Criminal Minds.
Flip
Oh, that'd be a good one.
Joe Budden
Criminal Minds.
Flip
Yeah.
Joe Budden
What else? I watch all these shits, so. Yeah.
Flip
Mel, can you pull them into one?
Melissa Ford
I'm still trying to get myself in this.
Flip
I mean, you were a star at a Lifetime joint.
Melissa Ford
Still trying to get on NBC.
Joe Budden
It's been a struggle.
Melissa Ford
NBC? Know, cbs, I mean, I got priorities.
Mal
You know, cw, cw.
Melissa Ford
I don't even think that exists anymore.
Joe Budden
Yeah, but.
Mal
Cw?
Flip
Hey, she going to do the remake of Homeboys in Outer Space.
Joe Budden
Vacay from outer Space. Yo, cw. What is wrong with y' all, man?
Mal
Is that channel 11?
Joe Budden
Yes.
Mal
Yeah, they still got UPN. UPN 9 or what was the first.
Flip
First WB, right?
Ish
No, first was channel. Channel first was WPI. That's what we. It was just picks.
Flip
Oh, okay.
Ish
That's hilarious, man.
Mal
You got this, man. Trust me. Don't let them discourage you.
Melissa Ford
I'm not.
Flip
I believe in Mel Down.
Mal
You going to be on Dancing with.
Ish
The Fried Green Tomatoes, part two.
Mal
Dancing with the peoples or some like that. Some spin over lifestyle. Dancing with them. Dancing with friends.
Ish
Dancing with them.
Mal
But she do good in the. In the movies that she's in?
Flip
I. I think so.
Mal
She did.
Melissa Ford
Thank you.
Mal
I didn't see the last joint that you saw. I'm about to buy it today.
Flip
Yeah, I appreciate that, you guys.
Melissa Ford
Thanks for this.
Mal
You get PC off of that if we buy it.
Melissa Ford
What's that?
Mal
You get any money on that?
Melissa Ford
No.
Joe Budden
Yo.
Mal
Oh, you get the one time fee in my yo.
Joe Budden
Every other week I get a male is so white segment as I watch Back the pod. Like you just don't put us in the greatest position to win. Let me.
Melissa Ford
Shut up.
Joe Budden
It's called.
Melissa Ford
It said Streets right now take them off the streets. I will learn it. Okay?
Parks
You've been a home practice.
Melissa Ford
No, no, no, no.
Joe Budden
Listen to me.
Melissa Ford
No, I'm trying to get that like that fan dance down.
Parks
I'm sorry.
Joe Budden
Like that.
Melissa Ford
I couldn't remember.
Joe Budden
No, don't say nothing.
Melissa Ford
Don't say that new like country dance that everybody's doing with the fans and.
Joe Budden
They talking to you about black.
Melissa Ford
It is.
Joe Budden
It is some jabuzi she Was a fairy that.
Melissa Ford
Shut up.
Mal
That's a song.
Joe Budden
This was Mel's description of the boots on the ground craze with the fan.
Flip
Oh, that's what she was describing?
Mal
Yes.
Flip
It just sounded so different when you said it.
Melissa Ford
Shut the up.
Flip
No, I might be a funny. I didn't. I didn't place it.
Melissa Ford
The first thing I said. The dance with the fans.
Flip
What?
Ish
I know what she was talking about.
Mal
I didn't know that you didn't.
Melissa Ford
He knew what I was talking about, you know.
Mal
Do you know any. Any of the moves yet, ma' am?
Melissa Ford
No, I do not. Okay.
Joe Budden
But I am get the Electric Slide. You're probably not gonna get none of the other new dance crazy.
Melissa Ford
We'll see. We'll see what happens. You know, I'm planning a trip to Atlanta soon. My girlfriend does the shit. She gonna try and teach me run.
Joe Budden
To Atlanta just to. Oh.
Melissa Ford
I'm hoping for the best.
Flip
Let's go, man.
Mal
I think you got it under control.
Joe Budden
You got some more press to do.
Melissa Ford
Yeah, I do. I do. Another movie I got coming up and show Girl.
Joe Budden
Girl. Anyway.
Mal
She admitted it yet?
Joe Budden
No. Oh, and she won't. Nor. Nor am I trying to get her to admit to anything.
Melissa Ford
Can I.
Ish
Can I ask a question real quick?
Joe Budden
What's up?
Ish
Wasn't it supposed to be a cook off happening this pod?
Melissa Ford
No, it was next Tuesday.
Ish
Oh.
Mal
Well, she thought she was losing her job, so she had to. She had to make sure she throw something out there. So y' all can look forward to. Just in case I leave, let me provide y' all with food. No, Mel get your ass. No, no, not like that.
Melissa Ford
Tuesday, man.
Mal
We've been waiting. Come on.
Melissa Ford
But here's the thing is I bought.
Mal
You're better than that.
Melissa Ford
I bought everything. I'm getting ready to do it. And I took video.
Mal
Are you a breakfast maker?
Melissa Ford
Yes.
Ish
You took video of what?
Melissa Ford
I took video of the ingredients that I bought. Ready.
Joe Budden
Right.
Melissa Ford
I got the Mac. I got. I got the macaroni noodles. I got the pans.
Ish
Which noodles?
Mal
Let's see. Let us see.
Melissa Ford
Elbows.
Mal
Which elbows?
Melissa Ford
The macaroni elbows.
Mal
It's a couple of them.
Joe Budden
You guys?
Ish
Yeah, a lot of people.
Flip
Okay.
Joe Budden
All right.
Melissa Ford
Any. It's. It's coming.
Mal
This is why she be on her white, cuz every time we try to talk to her about her and bring her back to the black side, you stop us mid joint. You always do that. She going to stay white.
Joe Budden
Well, we've done our part in terms of adding suspense to the mythical Mac and cheese.
Parks
Three years never happened.
Flip
Just one clarifying question.
Ish
You.
Flip
You went to supermarket yesterday.
Parks
For next Tuesday.
Melissa Ford
I just. I have a really.
Ish
I have a. I want to say nothing.
Melissa Ford
I have a really busy week. So I decided to just kind of get it out of the way.
Mal
Sure, I agree.
Joe Budden
You can just bring Denzel with you.
Ish
S.
Melissa Ford
Work on that.
Joe Budden
What else needs. What else needs our full attention?
Flip
I can tell you something that needs our full attention. Attention.
Joe Budden
The draft.
Flip
Yes.
Joe Budden
I knew he was gonna do that.
Flip
You did? I got them right. We back. Everybody thought the Sixes was done.
Ish
Who we? We.
Joe Budden
Who got a third pick? Fourth pick. The fourth pick.
Flip
The third pick.
Ish
The number one pick like a 70, 000 times.
Flip
Why you bring it.
Ish
You straight it up for number one. We back who do the greatest job of.
Flip
That's the old Sixers fan.
Ish
And who is we?
Flip
That's the old administration.
Ish
Markell Fultz, you still.
Flip
You could pick everybody. Ben Simmons, what else you got?
Joe Budden
I just.
Flip
Wilt Chamberlain, Charles Barkley.
Joe Budden
I just love.
Flip
To pull George McGinnis on my ass.
Joe Budden
You started betting. Well, you know our bet that the Sixers would have a better record. And now we are happy as can be over their lottery position. Third pick.
Ish
When you have I get some consolation prize.
Joe Budden
Listen, got McCain over there. Paul George, PG.
Flip
It was an injury season. This happened to the spurs, where Dave Robinson was injured for a year. They get Tim Duncan and they created Dynasty.
Parks
They got the first pick, though.
Flip
I know, but sometimes the third pick turns out pretty good. A guy named Michael Jordan, third pick.
Ish
That's a fact.
Parks
Sure.
Flip
I mean, the Dwyane Wade draft. Third pick. Right. We go to a lot of the 03 draft. There's a lot of great third picks. But the point is Ace Bailey, I think. I think it's who we're going to get. I think he's a solid player out of Rutgers. But the point is. The point is the Sixers are in a position now to rebuild and hopefully maybe even trade something. What Jay Williams said today, which I agree with, is the Mavericks, who I really want to get to, should consider trading their number one pick.
Ish
A lot of talk about that to Milwaukee.
Flip
To Milwaukee for Giannis or to the Sixers to try to get a Tyrese Maxey? Because if you get a Tyrese Maxey and the number three pick or something like that, you could rebuild. I support that choice, but the real question I have is how the fuck do the Mavericks keep getting number one pick when there's a white superstar on the table?
Ish
This their first time getting A number one pick. First time getting a number one pick.
Flip
I mean a lottery pick. An elite lottery pick. A lottery pick. When I say number one, I mean like lottery pick.
Ish
Not the overall number one nigga they just traded. In the last couple years, they've had blockbuster trades.
Flip
There have been some conspiracy theories. I'm just floating the conspiracy. I'm just floating the conspiracy theory.
Ish
Just a percentage of them winning the lottery pick.
Flip
One percent. One percent.
Ish
It happens.
Flip
Yeah. I don't think it's a conspiracy, but I'm just floating. There's a lot of people.
Ish
Sometimes it be a duck when it look and quack like one. Sometimes it really.
Flip
Spurs keep getting top picks. Mavericks keep getting top picks.
Mal
I don't know what's the conspiracy for a person that don't watch basketball, People.
Melissa Ford
He says it's fixed.
Flip
People have been saying that the lottery's been fixed since the Patrick ewan draft of 85. People have been saying that the league decided where players go. I don't believe that. But it's been a prevalent theory. And the fact that the Mavs got another big pick is interesting. I don't think it's. I think it's just coincidence and good.
Joe Budden
Luck, but it's fixed.
Ish
I think it's fixed too. And the conspiracy really is because Luka just went to the Lakers. Yo, we gonna trade y' all star over here.
Parks
This is to our biggest market.
Flip
Yeah, this is the conspiracy theory right here.
Ish
And we'll look y' all out on the. On the flip side.
Flip
We got got you with all your Cooper flag.
Joe Budden
And that was on the anniversary of where the conspiracy, I want to say started, which is us with Patrick Ewing. There's.
Ish
The Magic was involved.
Joe Budden
The.
Ish
The Shaq and pitch.
Flip
Magic got hella lucky.
Parks
Yeah, spurs got hella lucky with some Nuggets.
Flip
Spurs got super lucky. They had. They were 41 and 41 that year.
Parks
No, they were worse than that. But they weren't great.
Mal
They.
Flip
They were. No. Didn't. Didn't they miss the playoffs with like one game? What?
Parks
They bad?
Flip
Oh, where they're bad. You're right. Okay, so that's right. Cuz. Cuz Dave Robinson didn't play. You're absolutely right. It was the Magic and Sean Elliot didn't. I'm sorry, I'm confusing. The Magic in the Spurs.
Parks
Right.
Flip
The magic were 41 and 41 in.
Joe Budden
In catapult Cleveland in 03 with LeBron.
Parks
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Derrick Rose to Chicago. I mean, Zion to New Orleans. While the league owned New Orleans.
Parks
Yeah.
Joe Budden
There's been A few the Anthony Bennett Cleaver Cleveland pick. Cleveland has gotten the number one. Mad Times Wiggins. Yeah.
Ish
What's up there?
Joe Budden
And they're showing how in the last. The last eight years the team with the worst record has not finished in like the top with a top pick.
Flip
I feel like they're almost trying to punish teams for tanking too much after post process.
Parks
That's the whole point of the the lottery, right?
Flip
Yeah, but I mean teams were still. The Sixers did it. Even knowing we weren't guaranteed one right now it seems like having the worst record, you almost not going to get it.
Joe Budden
Did all that for Ben Simmons. Bums. Yo. The process, in hindsight, y' all are sick. The process in hindsight is one of the nastiest things in sports. With the Jason man, we was four bounces away.
Ish
The process didn't necessarily.
Joe Budden
It was.
Flip
The process works.
Parks
Why has that really worked?
Joe Budden
They traded, they traded out of J Jason Tatum. That one hurt the Nerlands Noel pick, the Ben Simmons pick and how that turned out. But that and Embiid's injury. So the process. You looking at five, six draft picks. That was supposed to, you know, they were supposed to do change and they all. It's like a curse. It's like the high five curse or the Three's company curse.
Ish
You think that's reflective of the process or just happen? That's bum ass GMs.
Joe Budden
Well, some people. Karmic retribution.
Ish
All of that's the process.
Joe Budden
Y' all were adamant and vocal about trying to lose for years and just kept telling your fan base, trust the process. So now this is what happened with each player that you picked in those five, six years. It looks the way is all I'm saying.
Flip
Yeah, but I'm just saying that's not to Ish's point. That's not a referendum on the process. If the Sixers had better GMs, if we had Danny Ainge, we'd be winning our fifth ring right now.
Joe Budden
That's not replying to the karmic retribution.
Ish
We go pick up stars. I don't believe James Harden. We go get Paul George. We're making moves to telling people trust the process.
Flip
I'll give you an example. The year nothing worked, we traded Jrue Holiday.
Joe Budden
Yep.
Flip
Which got us the right to draft Michael Carter Williams and we already had a pick to get Nerle as Noel.
Joe Budden
That's nasty, right?
Flip
Do you know who went number 15 in that draft? A guy named Giannis Antetokounmpo. Now, nobody knew Giannis was Gonna be honest. That's why he went 15. But we could have gotten.
Ish
But even when y' all picked up Michael Carter Williams, he won Rookie of the Year. Y' all traded the nigga like, a year or two later.
Flip
He couldn't play, though. I mean, it was the right choice, if you think about it.
Ish
That nigga won Rookie of the Year, bro.
Flip
And you ain't heard from that.
Ish
What started to happen. Niggas start playing too good, and you gotta get outta here because you fucking up the real process of tanking. Nah, I mean, that was happening, too. Yo, what you doing? Nope. Get him out of here.
Flip
Michael Kirk Williams works at Sunglass Hut. Now, he.
Joe Budden
This is a lot of. A lot of focus on the lottery team.
Flip
I'm not talking about the lottery team. I'm talking about the lottery. The lottery. The question is, is the NBA that.
Joe Budden
Not a lottery team? The lottery?
Ish
I don't think the NBA.
Flip
Your Knick's been good for, like, two weeks, and y' all just, you know, what type of karmic retribution.
Ish
But they. They built that team the right way.
Parks
They did.
Flip
They did.
Ish
They built that team.
Joe Budden
Can't nobody say nothing to me about the Knicks, dog. I was there watching Chris Dudley as a starter.
Flip
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Like, if I just tell you all of the people I've watched throughout the. You can't say nothing to me about what's. What's going on now. You crazy.
Ish
I don't. With them. Like. But. But they. They.
Joe Budden
I was there for Vin Baker. No, they did it, like, washed Vin.
Parks
Baker, super washed Jerome James.
Ish
Yo, they. They. They took their number two pick that they drafted and sent his ass to Toronto for a pivotal piece of the team. Like, they doing it the right way. I commend them for what they doing. I don't fuck with them, but I.
Flip
Ain'T mad at them. I hate them. But. But I. But I ain't mad at them for the. For their journey and getting there. Golden State did it the right way. They kept drafting elite players. Yes, they did it. Just to me, the Sixers and other teams that lose on purpose, I'm okay with that. But what these other teams have shown us is that it doesn't say. I'll just say it ain't the only way, because there's no guarantee. I mean, Boston Celtics are a good example of that. They rebuilt without ever being as bad as the Sixers were because they had a better gm. They finessed us out of Jason Tatum. I mean, they didn't finesse out of Jason Tatum, but they Finessed us into another. No, I mean, they already had number one pick.
Ish
They had. Yeah, they had the one.
Flip
Yeah, they swapped again.
Joe Budden
This is just a lot of focus on lottery.
Flip
I'm talking about Boston losing teams.
Joe Budden
You know what we don't like. It's a lot of loser.
Flip
You know what? I'll move on to that from that then. How about the other NBA piece of news, which is that Michael Jordan. To me, the most underwhelming piece of news. Michael Jordan is now going to be on doing NBA coverage again.
Joe Budden
I love it.
Parks
Me, too.
Ish
I can't wait.
Joe Budden
I love it.
Parks
They're bringing the theme song back, right?
Ish
Damn. Damn near.
Joe Budden
That would be fine.
Ish
You damn near have to.
Joe Budden
You have to. Have to.
Ish
They better.
Melissa Ford
What's your thoughts on that, Mark? Sounds like a good idea, right?
Flip
Not to me.
Parks
I think it sounds like a great idea.
Flip
If Michael Jordan want to do it, you can't say no. I just don't think he's going to be good at it. I remember when Dr. J was doing NBA coverage, he was terrible at it. Michael Jordan is not a good talker.
Joe Budden
Horrible.
Flip
And he's the most reserved person in sport. The reason he's a superstar is he doesn't say anything about anybody in public. So I'm not sure he's going to be as provocative as we think. If he is, it's going to slip out. Some hate going to stick.
Ish
Wrong. I think that. I think you're wrong. I think Michael Jordan gonna be like, yo, what a guy ain't really like, talking about, like, you think so what we saw Michael Jordan. He was with these new. They had him as a. A judge for the dunk contest of the All Star game. And it was some fire five. He gave nothing higher than the six. Yo, like just sitting here hating just to look on his face. I want to see. Yes. Get up here and hate on this because I know you don't like the game today. I would love to see him. I want to hear him talk about Malone and Barkley.
Joe Budden
Get up there.
Ish
I want to hear Michael Jordan talk about he's a dummy. The Pacers shooting. I. Excuse me. The Celtics shooting 45 threes.
Joe Budden
See? And I want to hear Michael Jordan's son talk about the Celtics shooting 45:3.
Mal
While on coke.
Parks
He'll talk about it here.
Ish
All right. I just like that. Yeah. I think Michael Jordan gonna come in there around. Be off that. What? Easy. Jesus. That ain't gonna be drunk. That ain't gonna like Tequila drinker right there.
Flip
No.
Ish
The real reason they lost because he ain't like, yo, in there with his eyes yellow.
Flip
Yeah.
Ish
Get to talking.
Joe Budden
What?
Ish
That deep ass voice. He talk mad slow. This is gonna be comedy.
Parks
It is.
Ish
I don't think he's gonna be good.
Joe Budden
They didn't say what he's getting paid, right?
Flip
No.
Ish
A lot.
Joe Budden
That's what I want to know.
Flip
You think it's a lot?
Ish
Yes. Yeah.
Joe Budden
What? Well, yeah.
Ish
For me to leave my NASCAR team. For me leave my billions to come sit up on this dusty ass podium. Y' all gonna pay me.
Flip
I guess that's one like. Is there. Michael don't really need money as far as we know. So is when you get to that level of money, do they still have to, like, make, like, a stupid offer.
Ish
For you to pay for my time?
Flip
How much is that worth? Depending on the person I'm asking how much you think Michael Jordan's time is worth?
Ish
Worth more than Charles in them.
Flip
Oh, okay.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ish
And they getting a nice bag.
Joe Budden
Maybe.
Flip
Is it worth more than Charles? Charles is so good, though.
Ish
Charles is great. Shaq is great.
Parks
We're talking about Charles with 20 years versus Michael Jordan today.
Ish
They gave Tom Brady $30 million money.
Parks
That is true.
Flip
Tom Brady's good, though.
Parks
He.
Flip
No, he's not.
Ish
And he did not have any experience.
Flip
I just assumed he was good. I just not.
Melissa Ford
He's stale.
Flip
Really. I don't watch football.
Ish
So they gave him 30 million out the gate?
Parks
Yeah.
Flip
Is he a draw then? Does he bring an audience?
Joe Budden
Yes.
Flip
Is that what. Okay.
Joe Budden
Yes.
Flip
So it's like, he could be there.
Joe Budden
Yeah. I don't think it really matters if Tom Brady's good or not.
Ish
All right, so just to answer your question, the theme song is returning.
Joe Budden
Yes.
Flip
Yes.
Ish
Michael Jordan is joined as a special commentator. I don't know if that means he's gonna be sitting on the panel the entire time.
Flip
The thing's gonna do occasional special means.
Joe Budden
He gonna pop in just to say his ass.
Ish
Yeah, that's all I'm going to take and go back home. And the other commentators, which I think this will be fire. The other commentators are Jamal Crawford, Carmelo Anthony, Reggie Miller.
Flip
Reggie's a pro. That's great.
Ish
Jamal is. Jamal very good. Jamal has gotten very good as of late.
Flip
And I'm excited to see Carmel.
Ish
I don't know about the other two.
Parks
I don't think I'm not the biggest. Reggie commentating.
Ish
Reggie's cool. He need to be paired up with some. Somebody.
Parks
Yeah.
Flip
But I think it's good for color.
Ish
I don't see the Comedy.
Melissa Ford
Yeah. I was gonna say, where's the personality in there? Like, who's gonna shoot up? Well, sorry, not. Not that. Who's gonna shoot off at the mouth?
Ish
Mellow. Hopefully mellow. Yeah.
Joe Budden
Okay. Yeah. And we got Mike.
Melissa Ford
That's to be determined.
Flip
I'm telling you. I think Mike gonna disappoint y' all.
Ish
I hope not.
Flip
I think it's gonna be like the Bobcats all over again.
Parks
Yeah, maybe.
Ish
So the.
Joe Budden
A study shows that K is the most emotionally triggering text you can send a person.
Ish
That's a fact.
Parks
No, it's not.
Ish
You got something else?
Parks
Yeah, we need to talk.
Flip
Oh, yeah, that's the one.
Parks
That's the one. You feel that in your definitely for y' all spine.
Ish
That's not worse than K. K triggers a different emotion.
Parks
What's a different emotion?
Flip
What do K do to y' all?
Melissa Ford
K is so fucking dismissive.
Joe Budden
Yep. K is a lot of things.
Melissa Ford
It is a lot of things. But I think that dismissive is extremely high on the list. Like, imagine you wrote an entire text to somebody, and it's like, you know, well thought out and whatever, and they just hit you back with K. Not even just K, period.
Flip
Oh, see, I hate the thumbs up in it when I get that same shit.
Joe Budden
Thumbs up is meant to do the same K is meant to do.
Ish
You couldn't do that before. Like, so that's like the new version of it.
Flip
See, I'll be writing K K all the time. I don't be meaning I just been pissing off.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Parks
We need to talk.
Ish
And I think it depends on what it's in response to, but, yeah, K is some. You know, they write you one of them books.
Flip
So my wife writes, I miss you, and I write K. You don't do that. I'm just joking.
Joe Budden
Stop it.
Flip
I'm just joking. I wouldn't do that.
Joe Budden
There's no point in the day that a K is okay.
Mal
No, really.
Ish
No, I'm downstairs at no point in the day they get you with the Y mouse. I. Yeah, that's how I know. If you could text K, you could text. Okay. No, no, it's.
Joe Budden
Yo, I'm outside K. No, I'm not one of your little friends in the street.
Ish
Yes, you are.
Joe Budden
What if it's is?
Melissa Ford
What if it's is? He is one of your little friends in the street.
Joe Budden
This is a man.
Ish
I'm little me with.
Melissa Ford
You know what I mean? You know what I mean? So if, like, you know, it says, I'm down, sugar.
Ish
Yeah, he little hom.
Joe Budden
He's smoking. He's smaller now.
Melissa Ford
Yeah, you might be a little homie now just because you lost some weight.
Joe Budden
But anyway, he shouldn't be saying K to me. No man should be saying K to me.
Flip
See, I think it sounds less macho for sure. Like sounds like a. That's another way to.
Mal
You don't use that word. Sorry.
Ish
Right.
Flip
But. But I'm just saying like that, that that's why I don't use K. Like if you sent me a note, I would be like K. Not cuz it feels like I'm in this or nothing. Just cuz it feels like I shouldn't be saying that to you. It feels like something your lady should be saying to you. But it'll trigger me.
Joe Budden
My girl know better to say if she say K to me. That's just a way of letting me know that it's on.
Ish
Yeah. All right.
Joe Budden
That thumbs up and a. A good morning or something with. With no emojis. Just on some dry. Good morning, yo.
Melissa Ford
Morning, gm.
Joe Budden
Who the are you talking to? Morning.
Mal
Some of your good morning that come with emojis.
Joe Budden
It better. I'm big on having. I'm big on how you start. How we start the day. You can't start my day with. No.
Mal
That's too dramatic.
Flip
So what do you want? You want like good morning with like a sunflower baby something, you know, something warm.
Joe Budden
Something. Something that speaks to the quality of this relationship.
Parks
Put some sugar on it.
Melissa Ford
Yeah.
Mal
Good morning is good.
Joe Budden
Good morning. King. My king. My love, my earth, my all, my everything.
Melissa Ford
Oxygen.
Joe Budden
Some emojis for living.
Mal
Well, watch your mouth. Watch your mouth.
Joe Budden
Yeah, I'm just.
Flip
You send all that out to who.
Melissa Ford
The am I say. Am I saying that too right now?
Ish
When you're in a relationship, you send that.
Melissa Ford
I am so ridiculously affectionate. I'm such a kitten. Yup, yup. My king, my oxygen, my reason for living. Yes, absolutely.
Joe Budden
You did that for homeboy birthday last week. It is my king. I mean he has someone, but. Happy birthday to my king, my love, my everything.
Melissa Ford
I think I just said, you know, Mia more. Something like that.
Flip
You said Mia more.
Joe Budden
They gonna catch her. Look, she's just infectious.
Mal
She shows a lot of love.
Parks
The kitten is showing pause.
Mal
That's what we crazy you getting involved in lawsuit each time wild. The kitty is showing the kitten show.
Joe Budden
Okay, okay.
Ish
I don't play that case.
Parks
We need to talk. It's still the worst. That's a different level.
Flip
It's nothing worse. That makes my heart beat fast.
Mal
Yeah, I don't wanna. Yeah.
Parks
Makes me want to not talk.
Flip
Yeah.
Mal
Just text me what you got to say.
Flip
Cause it ain't never nothing good.
Parks
Never.
Mal
I'm full of them.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ish
You don't see the memes be watering the grass. His girl be like, yo, we need to talk. Talk. Next scene, that nigga be up here.
Flip
With the water up on his head.
Ish
He's still thinking a swimming pool.
Flip
He stopping.
Joe Budden
Anybody want to talk?
Flip
I'm good. That.
Joe Budden
No, we need to talk.
Ish
We'll give you the straight VGs.
Parks
Yeah, for sure.
Melissa Ford
I don't know if it has the same effect on us.
Mal
What you mean?
Ish
Cause we don't want to talk. Don't be.
Flip
It's never happened before. So what kind of text can a dude send you that would get you anxious? Other than silence? No, it's funny.
Parks
No, it's funny.
Mal
You gotta. You gotta leave.
Melissa Ford
Silence.
Mal
Get your, get your girl. It's been four days. Get your, get your, get your hat and coat.
Parks
Uber's outside.
Mal
Let's talk.
Melissa Ford
Uber's outside. That's funny. No, silence. That. That's what gives me anxiety.
Flip
Oh, like when you send something, you get nothing?
Melissa Ford
Yeah, yeah, something like that.
Ish
Hello?
Melissa Ford
It depends. Depends. If there was, like a flow of conversation going.
Ish
It just.
Melissa Ford
It depends because I understand people are busy and you can't. I don't expect, like, do you believe.
Mal
In giving space, man, leave her alone.
Ish
Stop it. I'm just asking you how long.
Joe Budden
Listening. She's just annoying.
Melissa Ford
You know what?
Mal
We don't matter if we.
Melissa Ford
Here's the thing is I am so easy, breezy, beautiful cover girl. When I'm, like, in a relationship, I don't stress you out. I am not, like, just on you all the time where I need constant attention and constant this and constant that.
Joe Budden
That's.
Melissa Ford
That. That's not me. I'm busy.
Ish
So you believe in.
Joe Budden
Consist.
Melissa Ford
I'm busy.
Joe Budden
So what were you about to say about understanding how someone else is busy?
Melissa Ford
But I understand that, you know, that you're busy. You know, so it's just like, I'm not expecting, like, an immediate response. Maybe if there's some immersion urgency, kind of like, you know, aspect to the text, but other than that, like, going about your day, but if, I don't know, I text you in the morning and I don't hear from you till, like 7 o' clock, I'm like, yo, what the.
Flip
That is a lot.
Melissa Ford
Thank you. And then also, also, also in the dating. This is. This is a conversation that's come up online.
Joe Budden
What happened, man?
Melissa Ford
Is when you have expressed. Two people have expressed interest in each other and their synergy and whatever else calls. What is the expectation of communicating every single day?
Joe Budden
Synergy too be missing.
Mal
That's a drink. Yeah.
Joe Budden
What are the expectations as far as speaking every day?
Melissa Ford
Yeah.
Flip
Yes, you should. I've never been in somebody and I ain't talk to them every day.
Melissa Ford
That's my. That is exactly. That is. Is exactly my thinking. And that's what I judge whether or not I'm continuing.
Joe Budden
Don't listen to Mark.
Mal
Yeah, don't listen to Mark.
Melissa Ford
I am going to listen to Mark.
Joe Budden
Don't listen to Mark.
Mal
Do you believe because.
Melissa Ford
Because he's sensible and that makes sense to me.
Mal
Okay, hold up.
Flip
Easy.
Mal
Stop it. Do you believe in giving space? Do you believe in that?
Melissa Ford
Why do you need space in the beginning? Like, you know, when we're starting to talk. Why do you need space for?
Parks
That's what you need the space.
Mal
You need time out.
Ish
Why do you need space when we just starting to talk? But then on the other hand, you said, yo, ish. I don't really need the communication like that. I know niggas is busy.
Melissa Ford
No space is different than when we first start talking. Well, okay, okay, I. I basically, I said that we have started talking. There's synergy established. You like me, I like you. I don't get the gaps.
Mal
Do you text me?
Melissa Ford
I don't fucking get it.
Mal
No.
Flip
If you like somebody. I'm not talking.
Melissa Ford
I'm not talking about, like, day one, day two, day three. Like, Like. No.
Flip
Y' all been on some dates. I'm starting to kick it.
Melissa Ford
Yeah, you're kicking it, but are you.
Flip
I at least send you a hello. I might not want to talk all day. I have a whole conversation. But I probably send you something. Let's go.
Mal
Let's go.
Flip
I never went 40.
Parks
We talking pre sex or post sex?
Ish
And how many yo hoes you got?
Flip
Well, I said we talk.
Ish
Y' all be up here.
Joe Budden
I'm cool, bro. All right.
Melissa Ford
No, but here's the thing, is I just like you.
Flip
We like each other. You. How do you talk some.
Ish
Somebody.
Joe Budden
If you.
Flip
If y' all like each other, y' all talk.
Ish
But if I just like you, I also like her and her and her.
Melissa Ford
See, here's the thing.
Flip
You said synergy. I thought you meant, like, that's kind of becoming your.
Melissa Ford
But that's.
Ish
I got synergies.
Flip
You can send more than one text in a day. I know.
Ish
Yeah, but she a little bit more entertaining right now.
Melissa Ford
Maybe I'M Maybe enough that you can't even say.
Mal
Hold on, hold on. Hug that off, please.
Melissa Ford
Maybe I'm just speaking from the perspective. Perspective of somebody who is looking for some level of like maturity, you know what I'm saying? And somebody.
Joe Budden
Sorry, no play.
Ish
No play it.
Melissa Ford
And somebody who is actually looking for something. If that's not what you're looking for, cool, no problem. But I'm looking to build upon, you.
Ish
Know, you're dating with intention.
Melissa Ford
I'm dating. Thank you. Thank you very much. I'm dating with intention. And if I do not get the feeling that you are there there, by all means, go with God. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
Mal
Here we go, man. Are you.
Ish
So when do you express that to them?
Melissa Ford
When I start to see. When I start to see a pattern and patterns show up very, very quickly, I will assess it very quickly.
Ish
And I mean I'm. When you express to them, hey, I'm dating with attention.
Flip
Thank you.
Mal
Thank you, man.
Joe Budden
Please.
Mal
God damn.
Melissa Ford
What?
Mal
Not you. I'm just. I.
Melissa Ford
What? What? Where's the frustration, Mr. Married man of 17 years who has not been in the dating game whatsoever?
Mal
No, I'm. You got me.
Melissa Ford
I know I did. I know I did.
Mal
And you. The second time you disrespect me.
Flip
But I.
Melissa Ford
But I'm saying I got you. Protecting.
Mal
I was asking you. Thank you. Are you a backto back texter? Meaning like do you respond instantly when a text? Cuz that can be an issue.
Melissa Ford
No, I mean it.
Ish
Wait, that's an issue?
Melissa Ford
Yes, it depends if we're having a conversation like on. If we're having a conversation on text and whatever he said or I said warrants a response instantly, then yes, you. But then not. Not always you guys, we did it.
Joe Budden
We did it.
Melissa Ford
Oh, we can continue on Patreon.
Joe Budden
We did it.
Melissa Ford
Yeah, okay.
Joe Budden
Or later. But let's give it a little breathing room. Yeah, just let it breathe for a little bit. Let's check the table. Temperature of the room.
Melissa Ford
Okay.
Joe Budden
So the Puff trial is still going on. We talked about it earlier, but I want to just make it very clear that I am not an expert on any of the charges. I'm not a legal expert. I don't know nothing about, you know, I mean, don't take my word as fact. I don't know exactly what sex trafficking is. I feel like that should be described at some point.
Ish
Defined.
Joe Budden
Yeah, yeah.
Ish
Well, I. I mean I have a definition of sex trafficking from. It's the office of victims of Crime it's government office. They. They break it down in regular English.
Joe Budden
Is it different in the feds as it is in. In state?
Ish
I don't know. But guys, he's a fed case anyway.
Flip
Because most sex trafficking is. Is federal.
Ish
Okay? Federal definition of sex trafficking. The recruitment, harboring, transportation provision or obtaining of a person for the purposes of commercial sex act in which the commercial sex act is induced by force, fraud or coercion. In which the person.
Joe Budden
Or.
Ish
Excuse me. Or in which the person induced is under 18.
Joe Budden
Okay, so I'm wrong earlier when I say that they haven't addressed sex trafficking because everything that in Cassie's testimony by that definition describe sex trafficking, they break this down.
Ish
If they bought somebody in, if they flew what the girls are saying flew, then flew in.
Joe Budden
No, if Cassie is saying, yo, I was here because I was afraid of you and this is what you made me do, then that falls under that.
Ish
Well, let me break it. They go a little bit further.
Joe Budden
Just take it further.
Ish
They break down the action. So recruiting proactively, targeting an individual's vulnerabilities and or groups grooming and then you get the child part or befriending a trial. A child with the intention to abuse, using, supplying alcohol and or drugs to garner an intimate relationship or support an existing habit. Harboring isolation, confinement and or monitoring of another person's movement. Yeah, yeah. Transporting the unwanted movement and or arranging of travel of another person. Unwanted, wanted, unwanted keyword there. Providing the act of giving a person as a commodity to another person.
Joe Budden
Obtain.
Flip
That's where it gets treated.
Ish
Yeah, a couple of these. Yeah, bro.
Parks
Yeah.
Ish
Obtaining, forcibly taking something from someone else, exchanging something for the ability to control another person and then soliciting offering something of value in exchange for sex, such as housing, food, clothing, travel, etc.
Joe Budden
So record deals.
Ish
Those are, those are the actions. And I looked up commercial sex act. Okay. And this is key. Commercial sex act is defined as any sex act on account of which anything of value is given to or received by any person. So it breaks it down. Exchange of value. The definition emphasizes the exchange of something of value for the sex act, distinguishing it from a non commercial commercial sexual activity. So if I pay you for some, if I buy you some shoes, if I take you shopping, if I take you to the mall and buy you.
Flip
Some, if it's in exchange.
Ish
In exchange for.
Flip
That's not the same as like.
Ish
That's not.
Melissa Ford
Tricking.
Ish
Yeah, yeah.
Flip
That's the distinction.
Ish
That's not recording. It's not that. That is tricky.
Flip
Basically, if I'm If I take a girl we could to dinner and then I buy a pair of shoes the next day. That's not a commercial sex. No, but if I give her sex for the shoes.
Ish
If I buy you some shoes for the sex.
Mal
Yes then.
Ish
But then that's a gray area. Like yo, I, I was doing this.
Flip
Just cuz this is all the that they have in this case.
Mal
But that's done a lot though.
Melissa Ford
Yeah.
Mal
What That's. I'm just saying that that's done a lot.
Melissa Ford
Yeah but I think they're highlighting the consistency of the act.
Flip
But remember he's not being charged for the commercial sex act. It's the combination of having a commercial sex act act. It's coercion, force or fraud to put somebody into a commercial sex act. So it's not enough to say I'm you for shoes.
Ish
Well this is where it also. So they break down force, fraud and coercion force, physical assault, sexual assault, isolation and or confinement of another person. Fraud, false employment offers, sham marriages, lying about work situation, withholding wages and or taking legal documentation. Coercion, threats of violence, threats of arrest, slash deportation, debt bondage and or withholding legal documentation. A lot of is based on the immigration because you know they'll promise they papers, they'll do all of that. So that's where a lot of that there's a big.
Flip
And you talk about law and order like that's, that's a big thing that would happen on those episodes where the girls would get shipped over or you know, you, you think I don't United States to guesswork or to do childcare. They end up putting you in the rubbing tug.
Ish
Right.
Flip
And those kinds of things. So it's a lot to prove in this case.
Ish
It is a lot of the stuff that I'm hearing like well I'm reading the transcript of Cassie's the ausa. A couple of these things could apply. More than a couple. I think a lot of it is open to interpretation and that's where the jury selection is going to matter. A lot. Lot.
Mal
Well I have a question. So I just checked the definition out about coercion which is with force or threats.
Ish
Right.
Mal
But persuasion is persuasion illegal.
Flip
Persuasion is not illegal because persuasion still implies that a person is making their own choice.
Ish
Got it.
Flip
Coercion is when you're forcing their hand, you know what I mean? And in this case forcing their hand to make them do something that's already illegal, which is the commercial sex act. So it's a bunch of things happening that way and, yeah, and. And I don't. Again, there needs to be a lot more evidence shown to make that case. But it seems like the Fed setting the stage. Yeah, they're setting the stage for it. And the frame. The legal framework seems to be there for. For a potential case. But again, we'll. We'll see what happens. I. I'm. This is gonna be the hardest one for him to beat to me.
Joe Budden
Did you guys make anything of the daughters leaving, Leaving the courtroom as their escort was testifying?
Flip
No.
Parks
That seems like decency.
Mal
Yeah, that was decent. I thought that.
Joe Budden
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mal
Taking the kid. Take it. Took the daughters out.
Ish
And as the person that I never. Just saying. Oh, damn. I mean, they make some valid points. I never thought I'd say it, but Boosie's. His comments on this have surfaced again. And a lot of people are like, I get what he's saying.
Melissa Ford
Comments from the past.
Ish
Right after Puff was arrested.
Melissa Ford
Okay.
Ish
And it's making his rounds again.
Mal
Yeah.
Ish
He said, I feel Diddy's in jail for basically doing what every other famous entertainer has done. Flew chicks out for threesomes. He's just freakier. We actually go call. We actually gonna call women prostitutes who fly in willingly to be with their partners for sex. If that's the case, if you've been flew out and had sex, you should be labeled a prostitute. If that's the case, then 80 of the women reading this and trafficking, hell no. If you're a celebrity, you gotta fly in. How else are you gonna get the. You're never in one place now. When I saw that video, I was pissed off at this. Like, he really got a problem. But facing life in prison for basically doing what so many other entertainers has done and. Okay, it's that gray area again.
Joe Budden
I don't think it's that great. I don't.
Flip
Neither.
Joe Budden
It's. It's what's. I mean, some of that in there is okay.
Parks
I think he made a little more broad than what seems to be exactly. Which when you make it broad like that, it seems like, yeah, he's right. But if you're talking about actually coercing people. People and persuading people with pressure, that's a different conversation than just flying. Willing participants.
Joe Budden
Yeah. If you fly in a prostitute from Cleveland to New Jersey, yes, prostitution is illegal, but you as the nigga that's paying for it, you not telling. And she as the person that's prostituting, ain't telling.
Flip
Yes.
Joe Budden
There's nothing that's happening there. Not condoning it. Not so saying it's right. I am very.
Flip
I don't see anything's wrong with it.
Joe Budden
Well, prostitution is against law.
Flip
Yeah. Sometimes the law is wrong. I don't see anything wrong with it. Yeah, I'm just saying. I'm just registering. I don't think. I think that's part of what we got.
Joe Budden
That's my stance too. But every time I say that on the pod, these niggas think that I'm escorts every week. So I'm trying to just clean my own job.
Flip
Fair enough. Fair enough.
Joe Budden
You they not going to ever say Marcus escorts.
Flip
I do not do that.
Joe Budden
And I don't know why they wouldn't say that.
Flip
Because I don't. Cuz I don't.
Joe Budden
Oh, neither do I.
Flip
There you are. Fair. So yeah, there's nothing wrong with that. And that's the problem. But to Ish's point, if you have a certain moral sort of makeup and you think that that's wrong, then you may sit in that jury box and say, just cause he's fucking prostitutes, he's already a bad person. And let me be clear, Puff is a bad person. He's a piece of shit. But not because of that.
Joe Budden
I think that's very different than you ordering a prostitute and then beating her ass and then taking her shopping and then saying, I'm your man, and then handcuffing her to the bed and then following her to another state and then blackballing her, making her and saying, you can't put your album out. And then like, that's very, very, very, very different.
Ish
They asked her about her albums. It was like she signed a 10 album deal, she put one album out and she's like, I. I mean, that.
Flip
Should have been the first time.
Ish
Yeah, I can't do that. I got to deal.
Joe Budden
I got.
Ish
That's where my deal is. So I was never able to put more music out. Anything else was leaked music, mixtape stuff, but. And even that could be a form of spoke about.
Flip
Right.
Joe Budden
For me, anytime Bootsy talk, I normally disagree with him.
Flip
This was the least outlandish thing he said. And it was. And again, in fairness to Boosie, which I never thought I'd say, that interpretation was based on the information we had at the time. But now that we're getting more information, it's like, oh, wait, okay. It is more than that. It is more than that. And the more information we get, the more we realize it's not what Boosie thinks. It is what he described. He's right. But that what he's Describing ain't what's happening.
Ish
That's not this.
Parks
Yeah, well, it's not fully describing it.
Flip
Yes.
Parks
And omission sometimes is.
Ish
It change everything.
Parks
It changes everything.
Ish
So he got two counts. Does anybody know who the unnamed individual is yet?
Melissa Ford
The Jane Doe.
Flip
This is just a Jane Doe.
Ish
No, and I was just reading. It was like around 11 o' clock, 12 o' clock at night, they submitted paperwork to allow the Jane Doe to actually testify under an alias. So then she's not gonna say her name even on the stand.
Flip
Wow. Just so y' all know, on a different note, Smokey Robinson has broken his silence. Oh, I know.
Melissa Ford
Everybody's been waiting with bated breath.
Mal
Yes.
Melissa Ford
What did he say?
Ish
Please tell me what Smokey said.
Flip
I'm appalled. I can't speak about this right now.
Ish
Why you stuttering my nigga? Y' all say it like Smokey.
Flip
That's how he sounded.
Ish
Y' all say it like Smokey.
Flip
85 year old niggas from Detroit sound when it gets.
Parks
He wrote the stutters in the notes.
Ish
I'm appalled.
Flip
I'm appalled. I can't speak about this right now. And then this was. He did an interview with the Daily Mail.
Melissa Ford
About the Daily Mail?
Flip
Yes.
Melissa Ford
Christ.
Flip
And after that, they, they, they reported that he started mumbling incoherently.
Melissa Ford
See, that's what you get for five.
Flip
And then hung up. So I think one, he could be incoherent.
Joe Budden
I don't think it's fair to call 85 year olds incoherent.
Ish
You ever talked about if they're incoherent?
Flip
Not all of them.
Ish
Not all of them.
Flip
But he might have been not all of them. But my mom is 86 and at least, I mean, she's quite incoherent.
Parks
Why you shoot at your mom.
Ish
Sharp every time?
Flip
She said birthday money at least once a month, bro. Man, I've been killing off that. I've got thousands this year.
Joe Budden
Mark.
Mal
Yo, yo, Mark. What the.
Joe Budden
And they gonna hate on Frasier getting his off.
Mal
Land. All them need put hands on you, Mark. What's wrong with you, man?
Flip
Look, I'm just.
Joe Budden
Anyway, it's mama love that lick you.
Ish
Speaking about Moms, you want to talk Jayden Daniels moms.
Joe Budden
Oh yeah, Jaden Daniels moms did the pivot shout out to Ryan Clark, friend of the show for sure. And she expressed her position in cock blocking or just always being seen with her son while he trying to get his 1, 2 on. A lot of people were anxiously awaiting to hear her, her side of things. And I love when podcasters go get the obscure interview that, you know, we wanted to notice, but we wasn't gonna try to interview Jaden Daniels mom. All right, here we go. Ryan.
Ish
Protecting Jaden from the wrong woman.
Joe Budden
Get in your bed, Ryan.
Melissa Ford
So first and foremost, not have a meme out there.
Flip
And it's.
Melissa Ford
It's funny.
Ish
I can. I can't lie.
Melissa Ford
I can only laugh about it. But the whole girls comment was made, first of all, to your lsu. And it was.
Ish
It was an a.
Melissa Ford
It was a question asked like, what is your biggest fear? And that should be every parent's biggest fear. That should be, if you're a star athlete and you're a female wnba, that should be your biggest fear is, you know, the men or, you know, the women because you're a public figure and you know your dollar amount is associated with your name. So you never know who really is there for you and who's really against you. And our thing is, I want Jaden to date. I don't want everybody to say I'm.
Joe Budden
Putting it on record.
Melissa Ford
My son can date. He can live freely, makes his own decisions. However the relationship we have. He does value my opinion because when my kids were little, I did a lot for them, and my kids saw that. My father, my background, I worked too hard to allow anybody at any moment to come in and just take it away. So I have a view of what I feel a good person is. And, you know, but my son is 24, and he does have to go through things and he has to learn on his own. And, you know, he's a great kid, and I'm thankful for him. He's, you know, not like some of these other guys. You know, he's really to himself.
Ish
He's a homebody.
Melissa Ford
He just really is. He's still you. She's still loves sports like he really is. So I'm trying to work on his afterlife after sports because at some point, it does end. And I don't want him to just be like, now what do I do? So I want to keep him involved in the world and, you know, have opened up a lot of doors, like, shut up.
Flip
Cool.
Melissa Ford
I'm in charge of his foundations. You know, there's all. We're trying to build facilities and, you know, back in his hometown that are going to help the youth and things like that. So that's what I'm in charge of.
Ish
On top of it this every day.
Melissa Ford
Give her some grace. She's not a celebrity. She doesn't talk in sound bites. How we're Positioning him and you know, all this other stuff. So it's not just about you guys seeing me out and thinking we're just like hanging party.
Ish
I mean.
Melissa Ford
Okay, give her some grace. She doesn't have media training, so she doesn't talk in sound bites. It was a little long winded, but she was trying to make. Make a point.
Flip
Yeah.
Melissa Ford
And she made it maybe not the most succinctly way, but we, we got the point, did we not?
Flip
What's the point?
Ish
I didn't get the point.
Mal
We did not.
Melissa Ford
She's trying to protect her son from gold digging hussies. That's the fucking about.
Mal
She's making it about herself.
Flip
So the same every mom says in.
Mal
History if she's making it by herself. I mean, it's good to protect your son. But when you start to say that I work so hard to avoid anyone, I work too hard to. To prevent anyone from taking it from me, like, it's not yours, it's his number one. Number two, Yes. A lot of parents do sacrifice a lot in order for you to become successful. Whether it's work hard to pay a lot of money. Sacrifice, sacrifice. But at the same time, parents like that, no disrespect to her, they make it about themselves a lot about what they want for the child. And when you reach a certain age, that causes a lot of friction, contention. And later on, if a girl do come along, they're gonna exile you out of the situation.
Melissa Ford
So let me ask you guys.
Mal
And then when they exile, you're gonna be over there. Somebody in Timbuktu, stressed out, wondering what did I do wrong? Instead of just giving them the space. Sometimes we can't protect our children from life, Mark. We can't. Sometimes you gotta let them bump their head. I get it a little bit. Bd, Yo. Hey, chill. But sometimes you have to. It's a give and take relationship.
Joe Budden
It should.
Melissa Ford
So let me ask you guys this. Yeah, but let me. I want to ask you guys this. Cause you know, as having children.
Mal
I understand, ma' am.
Melissa Ford
Do you feel like your sacrifice deserves, you know, to be rewarded?
Mal
No.
Flip
Yes.
Mal
I don't.
Joe Budden
Yes.
Mal
No, not me.
Melissa Ford
I would think.
Mal
I feel like you sacrifice for your children in order for them to be better than you.
Flip
Good.
Ish
The reward would be to whom?
Mal
Yeah.
Melissa Ford
Okay. So I don't know their circumstances.
Ish
I'm saying it to your.
Melissa Ford
I know, I know. So I mean, just drawing off of what I perceived from what she was saying, and it seems like she was saying that she worked very, very hard to Provide for this young man, to provide opportunities for him to get to this stage in his life where he is a professional football.
Parks
Football.
Melissa Ford
Professional football player. You know, so that takes. That's. That's an enormous amount of circumstances and choices that she has had to make. And so now he's here to where he can now provide. He can probably be the provider for the family. And she's trying to protect him from life experience he may not have. And now that he's in the league, he's going to get a whole lot of things thrown at him that he might not be prepared for.
Ish
My question was reward for whom? For her or for him?
Melissa Ford
The family?
Ish
Yes. Then I think it's wrong. I think that as a parent, the sacrifices that you make should be for your child to live a great life. That's possible, but I don't necessarily think that you should be doing those things so that they could. You could reap that necessarily. Your child living a great life or being a productive member of society or whatever case may be.
Joe Budden
Yeah, she's his agent also.
Ish
That. That's the reward.
Melissa Ford
Oh, well, if she's his agent as well, then she's doing double duty and trying to like, you know, protect. Protect his wealth and future earnings.
Ish
And the other side to that. Yo, you said sometimes you gotta let your kids bump their heads and stuff. Some of them at the level he had them head. The wrong head bump exactly changes your entire life. I understand, but it's hard. It ain't just a head bump. It's still hard because at some point you gonna have to let go of the reins. So I think that she not gonna be there forever. And you mess around and get one of them snipers that we talk about that know how to just lay in the cut, bruh. And they'll have him blocking his mom, like, from speaking to her. I think that you gotta kind of let. I think from living with your mother to living on your own is a transition. And I think that that transition comes via college. That's why I'm an advocate of college. Sometimes for the social piece more so.
Parks
Like the growing up part.
Ish
Yeah. So I think that as his mom and as his agent, it might be overkill. Like, yo, have you seen me out and I'm with my mom 24 7.
Parks
Eh, well, the shaky ground is that for me anyway, is that if you're trying to protect him to be a beneficiary of yourself, aren't you just now becoming the person that you're trying to protect him from in a Different sort of way.
Flip
But that's why I asked are you cooking? See, I feel differently than Mel about not the Mel. But what Mel asked was, you know, do you deserve part of it? I think the difference is the outsider doesn't deserve part of this. I actually think the parent does deserve part of it.
Joe Budden
That's not. I couldn't disagree more with that. What?
Ish
That the parent deserves something.
Joe Budden
What does the parent deserve?
Ish
I don't see no deserving in there. Yeah, deserve.
Flip
If you are a single mom and you raise or father and you raise your kid the whole life and you go into pop water, you doing the weight training, you take around the country doing AAU and they go pro and make $100 million. I'm not saying I would ask for it, but I do think I deserve it. You don't think you deserve any of that.
Ish
So what happens if you do all that and they become an accountant?
Flip
I think they. I think I deserve. I think I deserve the same thing which is that they should do the best for me that they can. Now if you're an accountant, then best thing might be a father's day gift. But if you've got a hundred million dollars, the best you could do for me is a little bit more.
Ish
I think that.
Joe Budden
I think that you get what you raise.
Ish
Yeah, I think if you raise.
Joe Budden
I think you get what you raise. I think if you raise your quality.
Ish
Individual a certain way, then when they gotta even think about when they hit.
Joe Budden
The lick you just taken care of. I'm not speaking for them because I don't know their situation. But you don't have to. I also think there's only. But so far your parent can take you professionally. I subscribe to that.
Flip
I think that's generally true.
Joe Budden
Yeah, he's one of the best quarterbacks in the world now. Mom, you did your job. Hey, you want to even negotiate the next contract, cool. But there's something to be said for the parent being if you want to be on that the eye in the sky or the eye that's watching from afar. We consistently see her as the mother and the agent. Two roles that we not used to seeing as much as we keep seeing her.
Melissa Ford
So I think recently we meet momagers.
Parks
We've seen it with Lamar.
Flip
We see it a lot with artists too. Actors, actresses, a lot of the dance moms, the managers, things like that.
Mal
But they're behind the scenes though not.
Ish
And a lot of that goes awry.
Flip
That's just a good example.
Ish
And a lot of them can only get you to a certain point.
Flip
I mean, Matthew knows, and then he.
Ish
Didn'T, you know, some professionals.
Joe Budden
And that's. That's kind of the point. Yeah, he did. He did all you could do. And now you hand your child to Quincy or a professional to take your.
Ish
Child within 30 years of experience, cultivate.
Joe Budden
The talent and not just be the parent that's babysitting. This is. Y' all are bringing up all these instances where we may see this. I've never seen it. One and two, this instance is different because we keep seeing her in what we deem to be dating scenarios. Yes.
Ish
This is the regular.
Joe Budden
This is not just a parent with their kid chilling.
Ish
Agent. It's just like another telling point. Shadows. She says, you chaperone it.
Joe Budden
You should have one.
Ish
I think I like it.
Joe Budden
I love it.
Ish
Right?
Flip
But, you know. Oh, go ahead.
Ish
She said, y' all, I think I know a good person when I see him. Like, that's your discernment. You might look at somebody and be like, yo, I think this young girl is a hussy. And a girl could be the farthest thing from. Or vice versa. You might look and say, yo, this. I think this young girl is the model individual. And that young girl could have all negative intentions. Like, but it's his life. He might want the hussy and know.
Joe Budden
She a husband, and he might want his mama there step by step with him.
Melissa Ford
It's looking like that, though. I feel like if he didn't want her around all the time, like, why would he. Why would he have appointed her as his. As his. As his agent and then also wait.
Flip
A year or two, because he might.
Ish
Not know, like, no life outside of.
Flip
He don't know different.
Melissa Ford
This is a. This is a question because I don't know, as a sports agent, don't you have to have some kind of license? License sh. You know.
Flip
Yeah, but.
Melissa Ford
So was she an agent, but as.
Flip
A manager, you don't.
Ish
Yes and no.
Flip
So, okay.
Ish
Because some people let attorneys represent them in all, like, contractual.
Flip
Yeah, but they're still licensure.
Melissa Ford
Yeah, but you're still an attorney. I'm just asking.
Flip
You said, like, you can't just do it as the mom. As an agent. You could be a manager and make a deal, though.
Ish
Let me see. Yeah, yeah. You got to get a license. You gotta get a license.
Flip
Yeah, so you said. That's what I'm saying. So. So, I mean, I don't. My thing is I don't think the mom is the best choice either. And I think that separating from your mom as you become an adult is a good thing.
Ish
Well, she's an NFL PA Certified agent. Oh, well, then she has a master's degree in hospital administration and another one in entrepreneurial business.
Flip
Okay. So she did the work to become an agent. So, I mean, that's important.
Ish
That counts.
Flip
That does count.
Ish
That's very important.
Flip
So, you know, that helps.
Ish
I think the professional relationship should be separate than the social media.
Flip
Yeah, I was about to say. But it doesn't negate the point. Right. Which is that I think they should be separate for his own growth and development. Because I think a mom has an interest in what the. I mean, for some of us, no woman is good enough for our mom or no dude is good enough for our dads or whatever. Right. A manager has a particular interest or age has a particular interest in protecting your interests. Right. Financially. Because you want the biggest check possible. As a mom, you may have a different interest. And sometimes those things compete.
Ish
And she said it. She said, yo, yo, your social credit score affects your brand and affects your bag. She said that. And what she was saying. I think as a mom, yo, I'm speak for myself. Yeah, fam. Some of the bad relationships that I may have had, I learned from those relationships. And they have me to be the individual that I am today. So if I didn't go through those hurdles or I didn't go through that right there, where, again, you crying and you going. Going through it and all that, you might not be the individual that you are today. Your mother can't protect you from adversity. Adversity builds character.
Flip
The only thing I would add to that, though, is I was gonna clap.
Joe Budden
It up for that. Oh, God, no, no, no, no, no.
Flip
Just. Just agency. If you're a big star, actor, football player, whatever, and you outside dating people that don't earn a good look, your agency is also gonna try and shoot. They'll tell you that, too. And they also gonna sit between you.
Ish
And they're not telling Anthony Edwards, yo, my nigga, you gotta chill the fuck out about, say, some. Don't you think they not telling him?
Flip
Yeah, I'm just. I don't want to make some. The mom is doing some that other agents don't do. But your mother, you just can't stop her the same way.
Ish
Have the influence, like, you know what I'm saying? She can't pick and choose who you date. The agency might give you advice. Yo, dog, you out here wilding, you bugging the out. You affecting your brand, you affecting your bag.
Parks
Well, the other thing. An agency might have experience with these same women in a different level than the mom might.
Joe Budden
You know what I mean?
Parks
Like what she was.
Joe Budden
He was.
Parks
She was just dating such and such.
Ish
From the Jazz, I'm sure Rich, all of the yam.
Joe Budden
I'm not over that point that you made earlier. There's a word for when the mom is acting like your girl. There's a word for that. There's a word for when your mom may not have a boyfriend or somebody in her life and it's a little slow and now she just on your body and she can't take the separation from a child that she's been with all the time or this.
Ish
This life. I sacrificed my dating life and all of that to make sure that you did walk the straight and narrow. A lot of parents did that.
Melissa Ford
Like edible, right?
Parks
The EIS complex, but like reverse sort of different.
Joe Budden
See, Ryan Clark kept letting her talk like with uninterrupted. And I think she was giving herself away in terms of talking about her son as strictly an investment. And we didn't hear enough about the hey, that's my son and he should get his own lived experience part. And I'm always here for him, but he should go rock. Wait, I didn't. I didn't.
Flip
Was she trying to do talk as an agent? Was that the idea that she's thinking as an agent as opposed to as a mom?
Ish
I think she was combining.
Melissa Ford
She was toeing the line because Asians.
Flip
Are supposed to talk like that. Moms are. I get your point.
Ish
I know good people when I see him. Huh?
Melissa Ford
She was occupying both roles when she was speaking. The longer that she spoke, you can hear both her.
Ish
The dude that you are in your relationship, right? If you didn't go through some of the tumultuous shit you've been through in past relationships, you wouldn't have the patience you have today. You wouldn't have a tolerance you have today. You wouldn't be the man that you are today if you didn't endure that other shit.
Melissa Ford
My adversity is definitely a teacher for anybody.
Ish
So if you're trying to protect your kids from that fam. As a boy, I can only speak for being. Yo, you getting punched in your face. You learn something from that?
Parks
True.
Ish
You fighting at three o' clock. My. Let's take it up on the hill in the grass. You learn some shit from that. All of those things, you know what I'm saying? They're lessons that come along with those things. But some could argue the other side, like if. And again, not speaking on their relationship. I don't know anything about it, but like a Jalen Green and Draya, you know, somebody say if there was a mom there to prevent that could.
Joe Budden
That's.
Ish
She could be looking at these types who says his mom ain't there. No, I'm talking about Jaden Daniel's mom could be looking at those situations and saying like, yeah, heartbreak. All of that teaches you things. But I'm not about to let my child get groomed by somebody older who's looking at him as a lick because he's all this became all of this.
Parks
Prevalent from the juju thing, right?
Ish
Yeah, but even that. Look, they don't got to be. They don't got to be 40 years old to get you a lick. We know some of the snipers out here in their 20s and 30s.
Flip
Correct.
Ish
But this is my thing. I would rather my kids take bumps in their 20s than now. When he 35 and he run into the. The Yami. When he's 30, he run into the yami.
Joe Budden
That was he.
Parks
That was. Say it for sure.
Ish
That was him.
Melissa Ford
I mean, not really.
Joe Budden
She didn't say nothing.
Melissa Ford
I say anything.
Parks
She made faces.
Joe Budden
Made a little face to the 30 year old hotties.
Melissa Ford
I know he's. You guys know the 20 year old snipers.
Ish
Mm.
Melissa Ford
Mm. Nothing. Never mind.
Joe Budden
Why are you always trying to paint. Paint that picture?
Melissa Ford
I'm not trying to make the faces.
Flip
That we can't see.
Joe Budden
Why you always trying to paint that little nasty picture?
Melissa Ford
I'm not trying to paint any picture. I'm not trying to paint any picture. We're basically saying Picasso, right? We're saying the same thing.
Mal
Michelangelo.
Melissa Ford
We're saying the same thing. She's trying to protect him from snipers in general.
Mal
Got it.
Melissa Ford
Not just. Just older women in general. That's what she's trying to protect him from.
Joe Budden
Well, when she finally let him loose, he ain't gonna have that. That training.
Ish
He ain't at all.
Melissa Ford
Here's the thing.
Joe Budden
I had that training.
Ish
And guess where he at? Deer in headlights. And guess where he at? D.C. and guess what they do out there.
Melissa Ford
Has he expressed anything about the criticism that she. She receives from being around him constantly.
Ish
What he gonna say? Yeah, my mom stubby, but I haven't heard of.
Melissa Ford
I mean, I don't know. Well, I mean, like, why. So if he had a problem with it, wouldn't he have tried to.
Flip
No, no, we wouldn't. We wouldn't. Especially that we're not gonna, you know, how you'll know if he gets a new agent.
Ish
Denounce our mother?
Melissa Ford
Not denounce, but just, like, not have her around as much, like, while he's in. What? From what I understand, it's not that she's around. She's also around in social situations where he could be, you know, like, almost like chaperoning dates.
Flip
Jesus.
Ish
Is she, like, heavily religious or something?
Joe Budden
Yes, they are.
Parks
Well, yeah, he appears to be. He always.
Ish
Because it could, you know, like, is it his Christianity before marriage and all? Like. It could be. She could be pushing a lot on them. He popped something in college.
Joe Budden
She might know that, Herb.
Ish
That's the other thing.
Flip
That's a good point.
Ish
That's the other thing.
Joe Budden
She might have seen him in action, be like, you know what?
Ish
Keep my eye on you.
Joe Budden
I got you, kiddo. They gonna. Yeah, you can't listen. He like it. I love it. Yeah, true that. That what's good for the goose.
Parks
I'm looking forward to watching players here.
Ish
It's spinning and rinse in every washing machine. You gonna get spunner sooner or later. I'd rather them get spun when they're young.
Joe Budden
That's true. One day you're gonna be sitting at a restaurant, and Don Poole gonna walk Melissa Ford over to the table. You got to make a decision. Mom, mama, or the kin or mama?
Parks
I'm your mama now.
Joe Budden
Which mama you want now?
Ish
I'm your mama now. 200 million. You might burp them on your shoulder.
Melissa Ford
Give me a little towel. Put it right over there.
Joe Budden
That's your problem.
Ish
So I got Smokey in trouble.
Joe Budden
That's your problem.
Ish
Got spooky, right?
Joe Budden
And we don't never paint that picture of you like you do to us.
Melissa Ford
Yet. Oh, my God.
Joe Budden
We know how you feel about them young boys. You keep powers in them. I need boots on the ground. You got be careful, man.
Melissa Ford
No comment.
Joe Budden
Yeah, that's right.
Mal
I'm your mama. Nash, how.
Melissa Ford
He's in his 30s now, right?
Ish
How old is da Vinci?
Flip
So you do who?
Melissa Ford
20, 29, I believe.
Flip
Who is that?
Ish
You knew that right off the cuff I said it.
Melissa Ford
The da Vinci from bmf.
Ish
The dude that you said Melvin run around with.
Melissa Ford
I was not. I interviewed him.
Ish
You just said last week. I wish was a license.
Melissa Ford
I did.
Flip
I mean, you sound like you were.
Joe Budden
Say something else. We'll read that text you put in the group chat. Say something else.
Ish
Stop talking.
Mal
Read that right now.
Joe Budden
I'm talking to us. Like, read that text you put in our. In our work group chat.
Mal
I read that Right now.
Joe Budden
You put this text in our work.
Ish
You a senior when that was on a bottle.
Melissa Ford
I was trying to be helpful.
Ish
I bet.
Joe Budden
I was trying to.
Flip
Was helping to whom?
Mal
That's not what you said.
Joe Budden
You always helping. That's your. That's your problem. Now you be helping anyway.
Mal
And you put a dance.
Ish
The ultimate helper.
Mal
And you put a dancing emoji OG.
Joe Budden
Yo, I knew everybody's face when they looked at that text. I said, that was the fun part.
Parks
I was driving, so I was lost. I was like, what is happening right now anyway?
Melissa Ford
Any who's.
Joe Budden
Any who.
Mal
And she had the nerve to say, nixon fob.
Ish
You're such a traitor.
Mal
That don't know what you was doing.
Melissa Ford
When you was texting.
Joe Budden
Yo, I do want to take this time out to. To. To thank the Boston Celtics. What a run y' all have been on.
Parks
We're getting back.
Joe Budden
This is one of the. This is. This is one of my favorite collections of Celtics. You know, back in the day, you was ultra white on your white boy shit. All these black people on the Celtics. It's a shame that we broke this team up. It's a shame that we will never see this group of Celtics together again.
Mal
Sound like Triple H. You don't think.
Ish
They keep the nucleus?
Joe Budden
I think that next season. Well, what's the nucleus? I think that Brown and Tatum stay, of course.
Ish
Derrick White.
Joe Budden
Derrick White or Drew. I think George Porzingis or Horford is out of there. I think next year, their Payroll is at 600 million. For new owners. For new owners. No, I don't think that new owners are looking at that, Bill.
Ish
I don't think Drew's gone. I think they keep Derek. I think Drew's gone. And I think you.
Joe Budden
You.
Ish
Even if you want to bring Horford back, you can bring him at the veteran minimum.
Joe Budden
I think all of them look like fucking bodega bread in front of the NBA clutch player of the year, Jalen Brunson. And I keep trying to get people to say his name with me, but they won't. Every time I try to get these niggas to say his name is Jalen Brunson, they decide to say something else. Jalen is putting on an absence. Absolute clinic out there. Go, Nicks. Huh? Garden was on fire.
Mal
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Nah, the Celtics. You had a good run, G. Spin. Don't feel bad, my brother. Don't feel bad, my ivory brother. It's over, man. Sent them niggas packing. In five games. Five of them. Nobody thought it could happen anyway, man. Yeah. So it's over next week. It's a good run. Celtics. Nixon 5. Gentlemen. Gentlemen. Sweep. Gentlemen. We're gonna be gentlemen about it. We're gonna be gentlemen about it. Even though the Knicks have not closed out a series on their home court in God knows how long.
Mal
25.
Joe Budden
So it would be great. Look at Flip knows how long.
Flip
So it would be great to do.
Joe Budden
That in game six. But why play with them?
Ish
Yeah, don't play with your.
Joe Budden
Hey, hey. When we was kids, we played with our food.
Ish
Yeah, I mean, I don't believe all that.
Joe Budden
That as an adult, whenever you finish, you finish your meal, finish the breakfast.
Parks
It's more serious to come.
Joe Budden
The.
Flip
Real confident.
Mal
So pause after this. Who they play next?
Parks
Most likely Indiana.
Ish
The one Indiana.
Joe Budden
Looks like the.
Flip
I'm rooting for Indiana.
Ish
That's crazy.
Joe Budden
Whoever's next, though. Whoever. Whoever want to jump on the plate, the dinner plate next. Hey, whether that be Cleveland, Nimhard, Tyrese, Halloween, Burton and the light skinned ninjas over there. Hey, whoever want to jump on this dinner plate next, it's all good. Nixon 5, also the second favorite to now win the NBA championship, right behind the Thunder. Vegas odds. My brother. I don't work so I don't work there, my man. Hey, I don't work there, my brother.
Mal
He does not.
Ish
That's a say a thing.
Joe Budden
I'm just reporting to you what the Vegas odds is, man. It's cool, man. Y' all gonna work out. Austin Reeves contract and all that.
Ish
He just hung.
Joe Budden
Y' all gonna work things out.
Flip
He good.
Joe Budden
Y' all gonna bounce back.
Flip
He good.
Joe Budden
Y' all gonna bounce back.
Ish
We'll be all right.
Joe Budden
We talking about to Eastern Conference finalists right now, though. Mute up.
Ish
Not yet.
Joe Budden
Mute up for a minute. I mean, we're not talking about first round exits.
Ish
I don't even talk basket. I haven't been talking basketball.
Joe Budden
Good. Don't.
Ish
That's all right.
Joe Budden
Don't. You too. Philly 6. And man, mute up for the Knight dry.
Parks
What you do with the Sixers ball?
Melissa Ford
Yeah, it's behind you.
Joe Budden
I'm about to throw that in the Hudson. That's Sixers ball. Ever disrespect Flip?
Flip
Snitched on me too.
Mal
I was over there. Y was over there mumbling and like that. I didn't like it.
Flip
Yeah, Joe sold you out.
Mal
Ten seconds later he did. He's a traitor. But you know, hey, I do it for the team.
Ish
What team?
Mal
Team mine. Del.
Joe Budden
No on Patreon. I may have a word with them on jumper.
Mal
Hold on, hold on.
Joe Budden
Oh, Wait.
Flip
Huh?
Mal
What type of word you ever jump?
Joe Budden
See now me and you about to end up having a word.
Mal
I'm just asking you what type of word so I can get up and remove myself.
Joe Budden
Oh yeah, you got to remove yourself.
Mal
I can't. I can't do that.
Joe Budden
You got to remove yourself.
Mal
Can't talk to my man like that. I felt to me because I want let do that to you.
Joe Budden
Oh, never. Movies off.
Mal
Now I'm be here. I wonder what you guys say about my life.
Joe Budden
He's getting it based off Iman Shumper is getting it. And I. And I may not say getting it like I'm somebody. That ain't. That ain't what I'm trying to say. That's not what I'm trying to say.
Melissa Ford
You have an opinion that you want to express about the latest headline?
Joe Budden
I mean just. Yo, yo, if you my people and you introduce me to somebody or you never they don't have kids with somebody or that's your people, then I'm rolling with them just off the strength of you. The second that get awkward there when it's family, I still shut up because it's family stuff. Family is family. But once start getting too goofy and I gotta read a headline saying that Aman Chumper wants Tiana Taylor arrested.
Mal
I don't agree with that. That sounds crazy.
Joe Budden
No, no. This is my homegirl now. This is somebody I care about on a deeper level than music. And as a dad, I don't understand that. Somebody would have to explain that to me. Maybe I'm missing something. As a parent, I've been in some of the roughest co parenting situations you could possibly be in. I never said I want her to go to jail and be in jail and then put my kids with Nana or with grandma or let them come with me.
Flip
What? That's wild.
Mal
Yeah, that sounds crazy.
Melissa Ford
And the headline came out on Mother's Day. It was nuts. It was nuts.
Joe Budden
You added what happened to it?
Melissa Ford
No, I got it. Iman Shumpert has filed a court motion asking for Tiana Taylor to be found in criminal contempt of court and send her to jail. In documents obtained by Complex, a motion filed by Shumper and his lease legal team demands that Taylor be found in contempt for violating the terms of their divorce. Claiming neither party could talk about the case, he's asking the court to fine her $1,000 and throw her in jail for 20 days.
Flip
That's crazy.
Melissa Ford
According to him, Taylor willfully and contemptuously exposed and broadcast specific provisions of the final Judgment, decree of divorce, and related provisions, recklessly disregarding the financial circumstances, privacy, safety, and securities of the parties and their minor children. And he added that Taylor's violation of their deal caused him financial loss and damage to his reputation, both personal and professional.
Joe Budden
See, now he gotta knock it your dog. You have to knock it the fuck off. Amon Shumpert has been out of the league for however many years, and that's not because of Teyana Taylor. To our knowledge. To my knowledge. Ain't no speaking for me. Like, what the fuck is he talking about?
Melissa Ford
It's nuts.
Joe Budden
Ahmad. This ain't keeping it. P. Dog, I ain't gonna hold you. This ain't keeping it. None of the letters. This is. I hope it's not true. I hope it's not true. I hope they lying on somebody's name. You saying you want to see Teyana Taylor in jail?
Mal
I don't.
Melissa Ford
I don't know.
Ish
What if she did cost him some money, though? I'm just. I'm just for the conversation. What if she did do something that cost him something?
Melissa Ford
Can we go back to the beginning where she tried to keep the whole thing under wraps and he and his team is the one that.
Joe Budden
Yeah, they didn't want.
Ish
They didn't want everything filed under initials. You had to use the names.
Melissa Ford
Exactly. So he's the one that broadcast to the world that their shit was fucking falling apart. So it's just. It's so ironic that this is exactly what he's trying to accuse her of doing.
Joe Budden
Dog, niggas didn't know. Tiana know. She ain't with no Internet games.
Melissa Ford
That part she's not.
Joe Budden
Teyana Taylor's not with no Internet.
Mal
She's not. That she knows.
Joe Budden
And if you start playing Internet games. Yo, dog is. So you know that you know your partner buttons and. And what's going to steer them off of a cliff. So if you know that your wife don't play, or your ex or whatever they are, don't play no Internet games. And you play them every chance you get. I don't respect it. I don't respect it. And after the terms came out or they split, the divorce was like, oh, he got a.
Ish
He did.
Joe Budden
I like. Yes. Was bigging them up. Why would you want to see Teyana Taylor in jail fresh off of the Met gala?
Mal
You know what?
Joe Budden
And he wanted the cops to come to the Met. Get this. Now I know how it is when you see your ex shining. I get it. But you cannot do that.
Mal
I don't agree with that. Yeah, he can't do that. That shit hurt.
Joe Budden
And I don't know if he got somebody in his ear to say this or his corner to say this, but this. This ain't it. This ain't it, though.
Mal
People that's usually private like that, they take a lot. They take it hard. When you try to do things like that, if you understand what I'm saying, it weighs on her because she moves smooth. She's not with none of that. She's not with putting the family out there. She's not withouting him. She's not with trying to make him look a certain way. She just want things to move on amicably.
Melissa Ford
But not only that. They have children.
Ish
They do have children.
Mal
And they have children. This is.
Joe Budden
I put you on my album. He's on Teyana Taylor's album. Rapping. Rapping.
Mal
Yeah, I understand now.
Joe Budden
Who the fuck was looking for Iman Shumpert? Rapping. She was making calls. Yo, my. My boo has a mixtape or some shit coming out the television show. I have to assume that that was off the strip of. What are you doing? What are you doing, dog?
Ish
Him leaving the show was on the strength of her too, though. What that mean?
Melissa Ford
What do you mean?
Ish
No, the. The Shy, they killed him off the show. From some information that I've heard.
Joe Budden
I'm talking about their reality show.
Ish
Oh. I'm talking about the tv. The shy that he was on.
Joe Budden
He was a character.
Ish
I'm just saying. He was a character. I said, what if she cost him some bread? He was a character on the Shy for a couple seasons. A continuous character. Yes, a continuous character. And when the news came out about what they were starting to go through, you call it irony if you want. He got killed off that season again.
Melissa Ford
Who is the one that put their business on Front Street? He only has himself to thank for all this.
Ish
He opened the door because all of this would have stayed under wrap. He did.
Melissa Ford
And who's to say that she didn't lose any fucking income because of all of the bad press?
Joe Budden
I'm saying that I'm sure there was income loss when power coupled couples or people that you deem to be a power couple split. Somebody's gonna lose some money somewhere. I can't speak to the rumors that you talking about because I don't watch the shot. But I know when Amman killed Dancing with the Stars, they wasn't together. And she was the biggest cheerleader publicly.
Ish
That's a fact. We actually shouted her out.
Joe Budden
I know. Hey, I'll do you one better I'll take it a step further. Big freeze. When? When. No, sir, seriously. When the rumor came out that he was cheating and sleeping and sucking and the first one to his defense was her. Was her.
Mal
Yeah. I not going to get in between me and my best friend. We still.
Joe Budden
Yeah. How do you want that woman in jail locked up?
Flip
It's crazy.
Joe Budden
Please, you can't make that make sense for me. Stop. Hey. Die to have a baby mama like that step up with a solid even when we might not be the best cheating rumors my name. Yo, that's my homie. We not doing that. We friends. Y' all not gonna divide us. I support him. Mind y' all business. What? Come on, man. Stop playing. Stop playing them all. Come on. That's all I got. I ain't want to drag that.
Ish
You didn't.
Joe Budden
I wanted to save it for Patreon. Cause I didn't want to put it on the main and start getting phone call. But that. That's how I feel about it. That's how I feel about it. If you. I see a headline tomorrow to say one of my ice free. We want our baby mom. If you see something for me to say, yo, Joe Button want his baby mom locked up. Somebody should check on me.
Ish
It's a problem. Honestly, I don't care what level we on. I ain't going.
Mal
Never.
Ish
That's sick. Yeah, that is. That is sick. That is sick.
Mal
But you just hit me with this. I got. I'mma get at you on Patreon.
Joe Budden
Don't get at me. Pick a side.
Mal
No, you just told me, cuz. You told me that.
Ish
You told me.
Flip
I'm down for.
Joe Budden
I'm down for the Pick a side.
Mal
Of the don't do that to me.
Joe Budden
I'm in to pick a side Olympics and have zero problem picking a side. Especially when I love one person more than the other.
Melissa Ford
So flip. She asked you to pick a side.
Mal
She said what?
Melissa Ford
He just said you can't be neutral in this situation.
Mal
She said that he is hurt. He is doing some shit Flip. That's hurting me and you. If you care about him, you should call him and check on him. Because file is filed, nigga. You call me your sister. File is filed. You need to check him and say that. And I called him him. And you know what I'm saying? And I told him. And he just said the shit that you not reading. Some of that shit ain't true. But that's just me being whiffy obtuse. I guess you want to believe.
Ish
You want to Believe the best about your people.
Mal
Yeah, I don't want to hear that. That shit hurt my heart just now. You see that? My world up because I've been. I know how strong she keeps it. She doesn't believe in that. She's not with all that. Like Joe said, she's a wonderful person. She don't believe in blasting niggas, so. So for him to do that. That shit hurt me. That shit's fucked up.
Joe Budden
Now, what I will say about Teanna, that little video she made saying, I just want to get my black back blown out in peace. That probably didn't. That probably didn't massage the situation is all I'm gonna say. And that's it. Other than that, Tiana, I love you, Ahmad. Come on, dog. Come on, dog. I don't have anything else. I don't have anything else. That is important. Unimportant issue, guys.
Mal
I'm.
Ish
No.
Joe Budden
Why you making that face? What happened?
Ish
I'm chilling.
Joe Budden
Why your foot about to fall off?
Mal
They got the whole new balance of tire and B and B. Socks.
Ish
Get off your socks.
Mal
Ishmael. You lost a lot of weight. Let's set us. Let's send you a battle package so you can balance your life out. New balance. Look at you. You look good, boy. I'm gonna get down to the bottom. Yeah.
Joe Budden
There's a Big Sean Absol. Joey Badass Red Bull freestyle rolling around. It's six minutes long. I listened to Sean and a little Bit of Soul. I haven't heard the rest, but from what I heard, sounds like fire.
Parks
They saying Joey was firing on Daylight and then right in front of A.D. oh, let's listen to it and talk about on Patreon.
Joe Budden
Oh.
Ish
Think they were in the studio doing it together.
Parks
Yeah, it was like a. It's like a shot of video, like a cypher type of vibe.
Joe Budden
See, and that's why I can't fall for rap beef. Because when Monster or Red Bull call with a check, you gonna stand next to the nigga. But I do want to hear. Yeah, I wanna hear it.
Parks
I heard that. Go crazy.
Joe Budden
Damn. Could Joey Badass rap better than that song?
Parks
No.
Ish
No. No disrespect.
Parks
Respectfully, no.
Joe Budden
All right, so on Patreon, we'll get to that. It's a lot of good music out there right now. Yo, why are you looking at my computer?
Melissa Ford
I'm not looking at my.
Joe Budden
Why are you looking at my computer?
Melissa Ford
I'm not looking at your computer.
Joe Budden
There is a lot of good music out there, some of which I'll Talk about on Patreon. Shout out to the Patronis. I'm gonna play a record that I have been playing since Friday, since it dropped. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie to y' all. First of all, I'm a sucker for anything that sounds like Prince, with the Prince music in the background and the chords. But this Mariah the Scientist Burning Blue record.
Ish
I heard it on Instagram.
Flip
It hit.
Ish
I heard it on the ground.
Joe Budden
It's crazy. I almost really ain't played nothing else since this record dropped. Mariah Scientist Burning Blue. Let's do it. Oh, my God. Come on. Stop playing with her. Stop playing with her. I got that blue fever Cold as ice till you came near like another fire breathing creature but it don't burn how it appears through you could make me down but don't you forget it.
Flip
The first thing I felt forever do.
Joe Budden
For reasons it's only because you.
Ish
My ministries and I decide before I swing.
Joe Budden
And if you should then you can.
Ish
D every single dollar and you last.
Joe Budden
Few sense that I will too and I mean it Tell me where do.
Mal
We go.
Flip
My as.
Ish
Burning.
Joe Budden
Burning.
Flip
I'm burning.
Mal
Bur.
Joe Budden
Oh my God. Oh my God. Let the music keep going. Some of that Reprise brand new variety Scientist. That record is called Burning Blue. Absolutely flames.
Parks
This is crazy. The Major League Baseball has just reinstated Pete Rose and Shoeless Joe Jackson.
Ish
Fire.
Parks
I mean, good.
Ish
But Trash P. Rose should have been in. So that's fire to me. Baseball suck monkey balls.
Joe Budden
Why is it fire? They wait till we dare to do it. I mean, why is that?
Ish
I'm just saying the fact that it's still done. Now he gets it's accoladed in the hall of Fame, all that type of. Even though he's dead, so what? Not so what, but he's dead. Better late than never, I guess. So you'd rather just not do it at all? Leave it the way it was? He don't know it got done.
Joe Budden
I mean, it was great. Maybe for his family and. And great. Then you are finally knowing the right thing.
Ish
Yeah.
Joe Budden
It's a shame that Pete Rose couldn't be alive to see that and listen. And I still don't care what they say. Fix Barry Bonds.
Ish
Indeed.
Joe Budden
Yeah, fix Barry Bonds up. Do that. I agree. You want to do something anyway?
Parks
Rest in peace, Pete Rose.
Ish
Yes. Rest in peace. And congrats.
Parks
And congrats.
Ish
I'm gonna go to west coast on this one. I've had this record for a couple weeks and I've been wanting to play It.
Joe Budden
But. But this is.
Ish
It's called Unsung Heroes by Snoop. He is dropping a new album called Is It a Crime? And should be out this week, probably tomorrow, with the record's called Unsung Heroes. It's been a long time.
Flip
I shouldn't have left you without some.
Ish
Hood shit to step to. When you act nice, that's when they disrespect you. Come sit down with your uncle.
Joe Budden
Let me spit at you, nephew.
Flip
Let me holler at you.
Ish
My gang members lifting weights in the front yard. Life's a game of space, better keep a trump card you ain't used to Hell's Kitchen, get the hell out. Me and Dre at the sofa, the only way I sell out never. I know I say a lot of shit, be patient.
Flip
A lot of niggas jerk reactions.
Ish
False information that I'm at the house on the PlayStation dancing with these dead presidents. The real inauguration. Too many playing with my reputation to step on our truck. You need an invitation, no conversation. That's just how we live. First watch was a Flavor Flav park. You know what time it is? Time's up. 21 gun salute to my lieutenants. This that, west coast folk that I invented Some advice to my younger trying to get it. Don't never let rap beef affect your business school of hard knocks. We don't do the academics.
Flip
Nah, that ain't a shot.
Ish
You know how dogs get when the moon rocks. Hood still eating moon pies? Mama must have raised the hell razor.
Flip
Keep that lighter fluid. I'm a trailblazer, yeah.
Ish
Cause he got that stick on Triple OG focused on these zeros. This the perfect song for the unsung heroes. Dare nigga to whack out my face on the mirror Sharpening arrows, baptizing pharaohs shoot for the stars, you know who in charge.
Flip
I eat with the gods to death, bro.
Ish
I put my life in these bars. It's kind of hard to compare it from the fashion to the lyrics. Wanna carry out God's plan? You gotta have a Kendrick spirit Point blank, period. I know you hear it. Bang bang boogie say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie say up jump the boogie. Not a shit, it's the timeless Long beach find show me Mount Everest, my, I'm trying to climb it. Bang bang boogie say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie say up jump the boogie now we keep shining all blue diamonds, please rewind this.
Flip
Niggas know who behind this.
Mal
Enough said.
Ish
All blue, all red. And that record is Unsung Heroes again. By Snoop off of upcoming album. Is it a crime why you dropping.
Joe Budden
So many albums albums independent.
Ish
Independent now when you. Same way a lot of these other doing. I'm just. I could drop album every month. A lot of these independent cast is getting them out there. I'm not gonna hit Billboard. I'm not gonna do a hundred thousand. What you mean he independent though? Snoop owns Death Row. Owned Death Row, yeah. But it's my label independent. I gotta deal with Gamma and I'm just dropping Gotcha. Whatever. I feel like he went back and got the East Siders. Dog Pound did a gospel album.
Parks
Both of those albums we got I'm going to D.C. is my man Ben Kenobi's from Short and Sweet. It's smoke.
Joe Budden
Stand for us if you believe truly that my stand with us we are peaceful, we are calm but.
Flip
We are peaceful Ain't no honor in this game no more since they killed Trayvon this ain't been the same no more sacrificial lamb it open portals to the no more visits from the damn see I don't even want the fame no more Too many wicked men had to cross the burning sands Fire in.
Mal
My hands like Shocker Jima in Japan.
Flip
I get as lethal as you can not too many understand the pressure it demands to match the evil of the clan I'm trying free my fellow man.
Mal
Just like Egypt they try and lock.
Flip
Us in the slam Till a man named Moses parted Seized with a stab it was brought back as Kenobi part you with the crew craft and when the spirit taking over Spark you with the raft My man hit my line he said my what's the plan?
Mal
At first we need they trust that.
Flip
Mean we gotta build a brand Playing on the Internet and posting on the gram if the machine think we safe they gonna treat us like we fam they gonna spread us to the fans Putting power in our hands and then it's like the spook we flip the switch on fast build militias in the trap just like moved in we strapped yelling move we blow attack.
Parks
Again that is Ben Kenobi Smoke office project up in smoke which is fire.
Ish
I'm going to T.A. thomas. The song is called Devotion.
Joe Budden
I got a question you pray for.
Ish
Me tonight.
Joe Budden
Is your devotion to me.
Ish
Is it wide as open she how.
Mal
Deep is your love? How deep, how deep how long have.
Joe Budden
You been waiting in waiting.
Ish
Know just we could get even Would you let me I want to hear your choir singing praises to me.
Joe Budden
Why the hell.
Ish
Is you playing with me?
Joe Budden
A sprinkle of chill up your spine.
Ish
Leave you trace said daydreaming, baby Thought of you staying up with me.
Parks
As T.A. thomas, devotion ABOP. Melissa Ford.
Flip
Yes.
Melissa Ford
Mine is called Wakande by Anika.
Joe Budden
Before we play it, though, did you hear what they split?
Melissa Ford
It was fire.
Joe Budden
Did you have your headphones on?
Melissa Ford
Stop trying to fucking instigate. Shit. It was fire. I said it was fire. What?
Joe Budden
I'm just asking.
Melissa Ford
Don't touch my food. Huh?
Joe Budden
Can I get a fry?
Melissa Ford
Yes, you can have a fry.
Mal
Look at my dog. I'm taking four.
Melissa Ford
You could take four, you could take five.
Parks
Anywho's Wakande?
Melissa Ford
Wakande bite Kanye.
Joe Budden
I was really in control, wasn't he?
Melissa Ford
I was breathing, bustle dead.
Ish
I don't know God.
Joe Budden
Don't flip my story out right till.
Flip
I get them stereotypes.
Mal
Whoa.
Joe Budden
Angry the paint on me I'm not the pictures that they frame on me.
Ish
Rose in the bottom put strain on.
Flip
Me Found pain on me Overcame all these okay.
Joe Budden
I'm out of the chain, I'm free even when to throw shade on me because the shade on me Put the shades on me.
Flip
I'm going to rise to the ain't going to stop, yeah.
Joe Budden
I'm going to rise to the top, yeah.
Melissa Ford
Ain't no stopping me Ain't no blocking.
Joe Budden
Me I just got to be me.
Flip
I am proud to be me.
Joe Budden
Yeah. Got my squad around me.
Flip
I keep God around me.
Ish
It's my crown in my sleep. You know that's a fat real women.
Joe Budden
On the mad Winnie. We just get it started where I'm headed. It's a.
Mal
The Queen's out here.
Parks
That's Wakande by Anik. My apologies if I messed up any of that pronunciation.
Ish
No, that was boppy.
Parks
Yeah, it was tough.
Melissa Ford
Super boppy.
Parks
That was tough.
Flip
I said I didn't have a sleeper.
Melissa Ford
Oh, okay.
Parks
He's been sleeping.
Joe Budden
Yeah, he's sleepy.
Parks
Yeah.
Joe Budden
I told y' all around half halfway through the day. I'm on so many Mr. Ph.D. man.
Ish
Over there by 5:30.
Mal
Yo, man, who you been hanging out with that da Vinci got you playing.
Melissa Ford
Some girl that just that. That just can't be a song that.
Joe Budden
I said Mel do. Get off, girl.
Mal
You listen, you listen to share still. You listen to Sunny AI, Sunny and.
Ish
Sunny girl, Sonny got the new slaps.
Joe Budden
Yeah. Yo, you stupid, yo, though I happen.
Melissa Ford
To find that one on my own. Thank you.
Mal
Shout out to you. Man, that was fire. You get your P, though. Great.
Joe Budden
Yo, if you listening from Boston, your clubs close at 1. Idiot. Yeah, you listening?
Ish
Do they really?
Joe Budden
Oh, I don't know. Oh, 1:30.
Mal
What the is wrong with why you just made 30ish.
Joe Budden
Early. Earlier than us.
Parks
Earlier than us.
Joe Budden
I don't know why they throw everybody close earlier than us.
Ish
Most of us shout.
Joe Budden
Shout out the Middle East. We had a lot of good times out there.
Parks
Facts.
Joe Budden
Lot of good shows out there in Middle East.
Ish
Middle East.
Joe Budden
I know a lot of good people out in Boston. But fuck all that right now. You heard?
Parks
Oh, damn, you brought the fuck back.
Joe Budden
Fuck all that right now, man. Hey, listen, anybody listening from Boston? If you know what I can do with my game six tickets. Cause it looks like. Looks like we won't be needing those. Should I make content out of them? Like burn it like the LeBron jersey when he went to Miami. 50. 50.
Flip
Man, I hope Jay give y' all 50.
Ish
Hey, bro, I'mma tell you like this. I don't want to hear a thing, son. If they come back and win the series.
Flip
No, no, I want to hear a whole bunch of.
Ish
I want to hear. Apologies are not. No, the odds are not in their favor. No, cuz you'll start doing your.
Joe Budden
You know, the odds, the evens, the primes, the composites. None of them. If Tatum didn't get hurt, then I would entertain that.
Ish
Okay.
Joe Budden
But again, we want Tatum to get well soon.
Flip
Yes.
Joe Budden
Prayers. Prayers. Potato.
Flip
Achilles, Man.
Joe Budden
Other than that, man. Let's play.
Flip
Is it official?
Ish
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Play something these Celtic could relate to, man. The beautiful part, Boston people, is like, like, what is your favorite fish?
Ish
Oh, my God. They up there in New England.
Joe Budden
Listen, some catfish, clam chowder. Yeah. Whiting. Come on. You know I only know two fish. That's.
Parks
You know.
Ish
You know tilapia.
Joe Budden
Oh, you try to play me. I do know tilapia, though.
Ish
I know you do.
Joe Budden
Yeah. That's the extent of my fish knowledge.
Ish
You had some Chilean sea bass.
Joe Budden
I had that. Oh, oh, wait. What's my other. That start with a Be. Bronzino.
Parks
Bronzino, now.
Joe Budden
Bronzino. All right. I know four fishes. Fishes? Yeah.
Ish
You know, some snapper, some salmon.
Joe Budden
Salmon counts. Oh, I'm at seven fish. I'm at seven fish. Yo. Keep us in your prayers. Lord knows we need to be there until the next time we begin. Bid you a due farewell. Adios, Arrivederchi, Hasta la vista. Au revoir. So long, goodbye Or a simple head nod will suffice Remember, life is a series of moments, and moments pass. So let's make this one last as if it's all we have. And last, but certainly not Least the baddies are insecure. The stagnant women want to travel and the closed minded women want you to teach them things. Grab you a Tylenol. Stop, Stop.
Ish
They want me to drop chop. They want me to go.
Joe Budden
The funniest part about Mel saying she want to know the Boots on the ground dance is it's not a tough dance. Like, what part is it that you having trouble with?
Melissa Ford
I don't know if I can flick the fan like that. We'll have to see. I don't know. I. I got. I just ordered a fan.
Ish
I'm already. Huh?
Mal
Oh, you want to do a tick tock? I'm already you with the young for.
Joe Budden
Real.
Flip
Don'T pay the same taxes. Came with the same. So how am I in the way? What is it?
Mal
I'm missing?
Flip
I've been missing.
Joe Budden
I've been gone.
Flip
Did you just witness this?
Ish
I've been on.
Joe Budden
And that's for the critic.
Mal
Tell me, I don't care.
Flip
Everybody can tell you how to do it. They never did it. Now these niggas get mad. Oh, they call me a camel but I'm ass as a trout.
Mal
What the.
Flip
I'm an animal. Half man, half mammal. My son is a sack. This is just what I plan to do.
Joe Budden
Oh, don't be mad. Anybody doing anything fun this week? Anybody got any plans that they excited about that they want to share with their audience or that we could exploit for entertainment purposes?
Mal
Just go on our side.
Joe Budden
Yeah, it doesn't work going outside.
Ish
One of the boys birthdays this weekend, so I'll be doing family.
Melissa Ford
It's Daytwan's birthday this week.
Joe Budden
All right, Yo, y' all hold it down out there. Hopefully you enjoyed this broadcast as much as we enjoyed delivering it to you. We'll be back this weekend, so same time, same place. I'm gone already.
Flip
And I am. I'm already home already already. If y' all can already see I ain't worried about y' all. Cause I'm already me already. Do you already. Enough with the complaining boohoos already eat food already. Ain't nothing giving you gotta claim your shoes already ready?
Joe Budden
You've. You've never heard? You've never heard of Joe Buddy? Jbp.
Mal
Jbp?
Melissa Ford
Why would you be without the jvp?
The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 825 | "K"
Release Date: May 14, 2025
Host: The Joe Budden Network
Description: Tune into Joe Budden and his friends. Follow along the crazy adventures of these very random friends.
The episode begins with a brief disclaimer from Joe Budden emphasizing that the podcast is for entertainment purposes only and that the hosts do not encourage listeners to replicate any discussed actions.
Following the disclaimer, the hosts engage in playful banter, setting a lighthearted tone for the episode.
The conversation quickly shifts to anecdotes about workplace dynamics, highlighting Mel's alleged manipulation tactics to influence others.
The hosts humorously discuss scenarios involving directives to "shoot" at specific targets, metaphorically referring to tasks or challenges at work.
A significant portion of the discussion centers around a friend's weight loss journey attributed to cutting out sugar. The hosts express skepticism about the sustainability and effectiveness of such dietary changes.
They joke about the friend's continued consumption of salads despite claiming to have cut out sugar, questioning the science behind sugar reduction.
The podcast delves into NBA topics, primarily focusing on the Boston Celtics' performance against the New York Knicks. The hosts express strong opinions about the Knicks' struggles and the Celtics' dominance.
The discussion extends to upcoming NBA trials, such as Jason Tatum's injury and its implications for the Celtics' playoff prospects. They also touch upon the NBA draft, expressing concerns about the overuse of RICO (Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act) charges in sports-related cases.
A substantial segment is dedicated to the legal issues surrounding Sean "Puff Daddy" Combs. The hosts analyze the charges, primarily focusing on sex trafficking allegations, and debate the strength of both the prosecution's and defense's cases.
They discuss definitions of sex trafficking, coercion, and the credibility of accusers versus the defendant, highlighting the complexities of the case.
The hosts comment on the news of Tory Lanez being stabbed, expressing concern over his condition and the circumstances surrounding the incident. They debate the authenticity and severity of the reported injuries.
In honor of Mother's Day, the conversation shifts to personal anecdotes about celebrating the day, with discussions about the expectations of communication in relationships and the emotional impact of dismissive responses like a simple "K."
They explore the balance between giving space and maintaining consistent communication, emphasizing the importance of meaningful interactions over minimalistic responses.
The hosts share their experiences attending concerts, particularly a performance by Kendrick Lamar and SZA at MetLife Stadium. They critique the show's production elements, stage management, and the artists' performances.
Towards the episode's end, the hosts engage in a playful segment rating each other based on their "industry" influence, with Mel being ranked number one.
They also discuss upcoming events, such as children's birthdays and personal plans, maintaining the episode's casual and conversational atmosphere.
The latter part of the podcast features musical segments where the hosts and guests freestyle, accompanied by recent music drops they praise.
Additionally, Joe Budden promotes Prize Picks, a daily fantasy sports platform, offering listeners a promotional code for bonuses.
The episode concludes with the hosts reflecting on the diverse topics covered, expressing appreciation for their listeners, and teasing future content available on Patreon.
Workplace Dynamics: The hosts humorously discuss manipulation tactics in the workplace, particularly focusing on Mel's strategies.
Health and Diet: Skepticism is expressed over the effectiveness of drastic dietary changes for weight loss, such as eliminating sugar.
Sports Analysis: Strong opinions are shared about NBA teams, especially the Celtics' success versus the Knicks' struggles. The NBA draft and the use of RICO charges in sports are debated.
Legal Discussions: A deep dive into Puff Daddy's sex trafficking trial, exploring definitions, evidence, and legal strategies.
Current Events: The Tory Lanez stabbing incident is discussed, with questions about the severity and authenticity of the reported injuries.
Personal Stories: Celebrations of Mother's Day intertwine with discussions about relationship communication and expectations.
Entertainment Reviews: Concert experiences are recounted, with critiques on production quality and artist performances.
Promotions and Freestyles: Musical segments and promotions for Prize Picks highlight the podcast's blend of entertainment and engagement.
Episode 825 of "The Joe Budden Podcast" offers a rich tapestry of conversations ranging from personal anecdotes and relationship dynamics to in-depth discussions on legal battles and sports analysis. With a mix of humor, skepticism, and earnest dialogue, the hosts provide an engaging listen for both regular followers and newcomers alike.