
The JBP’s latest episode kicks off with a debate over barbers (3:00) before the room asks Joe if he is done attending New York Knicks games after they blew a late Game 1 lead to the Indiana Pacers (31:04). Joe then shares his favorite TikTok trend...
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Joe Budden
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Ish
Why are you not in the casa? Not streaming university? I don't know.
Flip
Not a streamer.
Parks
They denied your application?
Flip
No, I didn't put one in.
Joe Budden
You got to finish junior high school before you go.
Flip
I think. I think. I think, you know, I mean, we never know what happens. Leave it at that. I mean, I think it's great.
Joe Budden
No, we do know what happened. You just signed a contract. Whoa.
Parks
What'd that mean?
Flip
Yeah, my ain't changing my room with.
Joe Budden
That new paragraphs in it.
Flip
No, again, more like never.
Joe Budden
All right, that's cool. I don't want to argue. When is the last time you spoke to your attorney?
Flip
Two days ago.
Joe Budden
Okay.
Flip
There's no new paragraphs. I wasn't befuddled or joining what it's streaming application. I can still get up and go when I want. I can still leave when I want.
Joe Budden
Like that's the same thing.
Flip
As long as that's in play, that's all that matters.
Parks
Stream you.
Joe Budden
Maybe I need to talk to mine.
Flip
Yeah, maybe I need to talk to mine.
Elliot
Anyway, we don't do contract talks on this podcast.
Ish
No, we don't.
Flip
Alba 2, I'm going to get to you what you trying to do this weekend. I get to you. Alba 2 Tell your man's. And then what you try to do to me and junior, I would too.
Joe Budden
Treat y' all with love, kindness, respect, consideration and courtesy.
Flip
No, you try to.
Elliot
Even though that pissed me off too. Like when you go to a store.
Joe Budden
Or you go to the restaurant and you order some and the waiter or waitress tell you what it costs.
Parks
You did that?
Joe Budden
Did I do that?
Corey
What you mean they tell you what it costs? Like market price?
Ish
Like.
Elliot
Yeah, I guess.
Parks
It'S a restaurant or store.
Joe Budden
It's different.
Corey
It is.
Joe Budden
What's the difference?
Ish
I don't see those in the difference.
Parks
Because in a restaurant, sometimes it'll say to Parks's point, market price.
Elliot
Cool.
Parks
So the market goes up and down.
Corey
But if it's not market price, don't tell me the price if I ask.
Ish
But if I didn't ask.
Elliot
If I didn't ask what the price was, I asked for it. And if. And if we somewhere where the menu says Market price or don't have no.
Parks
Prices, then it's in bad.
Elliot
It's in bad taste for the waiter to even do that. Where was the training at?
Parks
You're correct.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Corey
Agreed.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Elliot
Yes.
Joe Budden
I did that to Flip.
Parks
You are correct.
Corey
Wait, what?
Joe Budden
I did that to Flip.
Parks
Told him what something cost.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Parks
Why? It's contextual.
Elliot
I was trying to be kind. I ain't want to be a dick. I was trying to be considerate.
Parks
Why? Flip said, yo, take me to the game.
Elliot
Flip said, yo, send me your barber.
Joe Budden
And I said, are you.
Ish
You being a dick?
Joe Budden
That is.
Flip
Thank you.
Elliot
Wait, what?
Ish
He's definitely being a dick.
Joe Budden
You're lying.
Ish
You are being.
Flip
He said, I don't think you could afford this issues.
Elliot
He might be for real.
Ish
I'm dead, yo.
Elliot
I'm dead ass.
Joe Budden
Yeah, tell it to me.
Parks
You know how much you pay Flip?
Joe Budden
That.
Elliot
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Parks
Let me finish.
Flip
Let me finish, please. I'm gonna lay on my plane. You know how much we owe fire today, boy, Right?
Parks
So I don't. We don't know what that number is. However, I know that number is enough to pay for your barber. I know you're barber, so I know that you know what you pay Flip, and I know that number is enough to pay for his haircut.
Joe Budden
I think that is important to do. I think what you just said is important to do.
Elliot
I can't just gauge what type of lifestyle y' all have, what type of ancillary income y' all have.
Parks
The same way the waiter can't gauge the same way. The way to. Can't gauge that you can't pay for the lobster because the price went up 20%.
Corey
Now, I do think if you ordered something extraordinary like Louis or something like that, something extremely crazy like. Or very expensive. Expensive bottle of champagne. I could see them saying, hey, just to let you know, this is.
Elliot
Man. Dude that ordered the Louis the 13 wanted to Louis the 13. Dude that ordered the McAllen 30 wanted the McAllen 30s.
Ish
Like, what the.
Corey
It also depends on the restaurant you're in. Because if you're in a restaurant that's not the super nicest, you may have had people running out on your.
Elliot
The word barber is misleading. Hey, audience, I promise y' all, we gonna start.
Parks
No, this is a good conversation.
Corey
It is.
Elliot
The word barber is.
Joe Budden
Is vague.
Parks
That's true.
Elliot
There is no. What is market price? If you're talking to your homie, you're not assuming that everybody knows market price. That is true for a barber, especially one coming to your house. Especially One that. Put the good rag. Put the good rag. Give you a little scalp massage.
Flip
This is bullshitting, bro.
Elliot
I'm dead ass.
Flip
Give me. Give me your barber. Listen, give me your barber's number. He said, I'm gonna call you in the morning when he's cutting my hair and call you. Like he wanted to be the middleman.
Parks
I'm like, yo, you look at the number, bro.
Ish
That's it.
Elliot
Oh, wait. I don't even abide by those rules when it comes to passing numbers around. What y' all talking about? Come on, y' all.
Parks
That's a good point.
Flip
But you had to speak to.
Elliot
You supposed to.
Parks
No, that's a good point. But outside of the price, like, yo, I'm a holla at my barber, see if he taking some customers and see if I could give your number out. That's one thing.
Flip
The nigga started the conversation, said, yo, Flip, I'm gonna keep it real Wednesday, nigga.
Elliot
This is a text from Flip.
Joe Budden
Nigga, share your barber.
Elliot
This is at 3:40 in the afternoon. So I'm kind of already in. Whatever. My mojo is for the day. Yeah, yeah, big game.
Corey
Big game coming up.
Elliot
Yeah, yeah, Whatever's going, whatever's popping. I say, you didn't just shoot. You're not gonna want my barber buddy insulting.
Joe Budden
Lol.
Flip
So I got on the phone.
Ish
That's insulting, though.
Elliot
I got on the phone, and if.
Ish
I flip, I'm calling you right now.
Elliot
He said, why?
Ish
I'm not just texting. No.
Elliot
Like, if the died.
Parks
No, I want to know why? Because the might not be prompt. The nigga might not be. You know what I'm saying? Like, we deal with people sometimes. I got some shit with them, but go ahead.
Elliot
All right, Y' all are bringing me around to y' all point.
Joe Budden
If y' all gonna say that, that's foul. So I didn't think that was.
Flip
No, tell him. We talked on the phone.
Elliot
So we got on the phone. He was like, why? And I'm like, I just don't think you want to afford. I didn't say. You didn't say that.
Flip
Boy, you ain't say. Yes, I did. No, watch your mouth. Watch your mouth.
Elliot
I know you can afford. I did not say that. You didn't say that. Did not say that. I don't think you would want to afford my boy.
Flip
I don't think you want to pay the price that he's asking. I get that's what I'm saying.
Parks
No, you modified it, but go ahead.
Flip
Yeah.
Joe Budden
What I just said is what I.
Elliot
Think I said to him, but okay. Anyway, I told him the price.
Parks
Okay.
Joe Budden
Which is a little steep.
Parks
What's your price?
Elliot
My barber's price.
Parks
You can blank it out.
Joe Budden
Or the home visit. I ain't gotta blank it out.
Elliot
He's proud of his price.
Corey
Okay.
Elliot
Hey, back to.
Joe Budden
We'll talk about it later.
Elliot
Creator setting prices.
Joe Budden
250.
Parks
Okay.
Corey
That's a steep haircut.
Parks
It is, it is, it is.
Flip
But you're paying for the luxury of him coming to your home.
Elliot
Sure.
Flip
And the experience and the gas and everything.
Elliot
Sitting in traffic and you know, Joe's.
Parks
Scared to Kind county.
Elliot
And when they.
Flip
Yo, yo, that's one.
Elliot
He on the road from last year.
Parks
The barber shop that the barber is.
Elliot
You wasn't know where I was at in Essex county, though. I know it's that part too. He wasn't in the same.
Flip
So if he was in the rough area you wasn't in, you would have been scared.
Parks
He was in Phantom City.
Joe Budden
I was on Prince Street.
Elliot
Boy, are you talking about Prince William.
Joe Budden
Court asking about me on Prince street, though?
Flip
Who am I asking?
Elliot
You know what it look like over there.
Corey
Wait, what?
Elliot
Prince Street. Hey, Cory.
Parks
Hey, Cory.
Flip
He lying. He had me gas, yo. You lying.
Elliot
No, no, no, no, I'm definitely lying.
Flip
You had me gas. You are.
Joe Budden
No, I'm lying. I'm lying.
Flip
Why did you say that he had.
Joe Budden
Me gas, cuz, you made me mad. I'm lying.
Flip
All three of them.
Elliot
Nigga, they wouldn't know. What the fuck would they know?
Flip
They probably been out there.
Elliot
I'm lying. But I was fly with at least seven niggas from Prince street when I was in rehab in Newark.
Joe Budden
Cause Prince street is down the street. Got it.
Parks
It's possible.
Elliot
So shout out to Eric.
Joe Budden
I mean, there's a few niggas, but.
Elliot
Was I going to Prince Street?
Joe Budden
No, they made sure to tell me. If it's one place I did not want to go, it's Prince Street. It was Prince Street. Yeah.
Parks
And hopefully nobody is double parked.
Flip
They taking your car.
Parks
You was jacked, so flip.
Corey
Do you want to pay the 250 for the haircut regularly?
Flip
Yeah, well, I don't mind. I mean, my barber now, man.
Joe Budden
Let's see your hair, though. Like, let me see.
Corey
You think it's going to be all safe?
Elliot
Because he called me like nine times this week about it, so I know that. Yeah, I mean, let's.
Flip
I got things to do, man. I just feel like.
Elliot
Wait, you want my barber so you could go to the Streamer University?
Flip
Oh, yeah.
Parks
First Day of school.
Elliot
You don't.
Flip
First day of school.
Ish
Yeah, you gotta be sharp.
Parks
What you talk about?
Elliot
You put tax on you putting a bump on the boat.
Corey
A dog.
Elliot
That's more than a bump. That's a double.
Joe Budden
I didn't know that he was trying to take the haircut to go to street.
Flip
I was trying to take it.
Elliot
That totally changes the price of things.
Flip
I can't pull the Birdman on to come to the podcast.
Elliot
If the person you're doing business with knows what you intend to do with what you need from them, then the price can explain. I'm talking that today. I don't even feel well.
Ish
Nah, look.
Parks
Yes.
Elliot
He's not wrong.
Ish
It was kind of similar to what. What Two Chains told Shannon Sharp about Birdman. He was like, yo, Wayne was so hot that when he was charging 100 grand for the verse, Birdman will be like, yo, it's a hunted for Wayne and a hunted for me to get Wayne. For me to clear it, for Wayne to do the verse.
Joe Budden
Ish. No, I'm right.
Parks
That's terrible.
Ish
It's not terrible because I know you want it and I know we're just going to do.
Corey
We'll dive into some of that later in the.
Ish
In that other conversation.
Flip
He's disgusting.
Parks
I'm not doing that, bro.
Ish
Yeah, I'm not.
Parks
I'm.
Flip
That's crazy lit with your balls.
Elliot
Then we got to talk about that.
Joe Budden
Other call later, though. Later. We can talk about that other phone call now.
Elliot
Audience, I'm so happy to be here with y' all today. God is good.
Ish
All the time.
Flip
All the time.
Corey
Amen.
Joe Budden
Amen.
Elliot
Amen. And y' all want that Mac and cheese? Go start off the back.
Parks
That is hilarious, dog.
Ish
Hey, man.
Flip
I can't see this starting off the rip.
Elliot
Yeah, she better than it. She better. She better get better than that.
Joe Budden
You know what today is.
Flip
Your call has been forwarded.
Joe Budden
You goddamn right my forward it.
Elliot
Yeah, you better forward it.
Joe Budden
No worries.
Parks
Nah, text about the cup.
Elliot
We gonna be on that one. I'mma call back. I'mma call my good sister back, man.
Joe Budden
So she can spread the good word. Oh, man. God is good.
Flip
All right.
Joe Budden
We gonna start the show. Have a great time. Yeah.
Elliot
Hopefully everybody has a good weekend out there, huh? I'm going to some fucking football camp.
Corey
Oh, dope. Where at?
Joe Budden
I guess, you know, Ian just told her. Told me that we should stop cursing in the first 30 minutes because it affects things. I've been cursing.
Flip
He's right.
Corey
We've. We've told.
Ish
We tried that.
Flip
Before, yeah, we tried, but no, they switched it. It was the first 30 seconds to a minute they changing it, but now they change it longer. If you cursed, consecut the algorithm does something.
Corey
How about Patreon?
Parks
Hey, y' all. I ain't gonna hold you.
Corey
They don't care.
Parks
You could give an algorithm class.
Ish
You know, he know that.
Parks
He don't play with the algorithms.
Flip
When they got you. When they got you like this. You gotta find a way to wiggle out. Like the New Orleans escapees. Corey budded that door. So I can escape in the middle of the night.
Elliot
That's a funny joke and narrative that.
Joe Budden
I'm gonna lean into.
Elliot
But you are a willing signee.
Joe Budden
Every time you rush. You too, you rush.
Elliot
Ain't even got to call. You ring the bell. You can ring my. You do.
Joe Budden
When it's time to sign.
Elliot
You don't need.
Flip
You catch me at all the right times.
Elliot
No coercion.
Flip
You catch me at all the right times.
Joe Budden
Yeah. Pay.
Elliot
Oh, you got it.
Ish
You right.
Elliot
Let's get. Let's get to it.
Joe Budden
Good boy.
Parks
Hey, treat your uncle right.
Elliot
Yeah, he tried to. I want to talk about him so bad.
Flip
Try to do some old school.
Joe Budden
Old school.
Flip
You try to. You try to find different ways to finagle, but you just can't. Sometimes you cannot. When you're moving legit, you just can't do certain shit.
Elliot
Yeah, not with the tax man. But don't come and do your bro man. Don't try to get over on your bro man, because you can't get over on the tax on the uncle. That's where it's offensive. That's where it hurts.
Flip
Would you rather me get over on you than the law? Think about it. You'd rather me be home.
Elliot
I would rather you not get over on.
Flip
Well, life is about getting over Joe.
Corey
It's not.
Joe Budden
It's not.
Flip
It's not true. Life is about getting over boxing.
Elliot
Getting over who.
Flip
Getting over in life. Life is about getting over on something.
Elliot
So when you're born, what do you.
Joe Budden
Have to get over? Like, when does it start for you?
Elliot
That's back to my question. When does the game begin?
Flip
You asked that question. We didn't get it.
Elliot
It's back to my question. This is kind of the same thing. What's your first thing you're getting over?
Flip
You try to get over. It starts for me. It starts when you try to get over with your parents, the babysitter, your parents start.
Parks
Anybody in school.
Flip
Like, there's so many things.
Corey
That's childish.
Elliot
That Doesn't. That's not that.
Flip
Doesn't.
Elliot
That's what. Get life.
Corey
Take the lessons.
Parks
When it's time for my daughter to go to sleep. And she hit you with that. Y' all gotta pee.
Corey
But why do you think.
Parks
I get some water.
Flip
You get pulled over.
Parks
All of that is getting over so that I can stay up and I don't got to take my little ass.
Flip
To bed, get pulled over by the cops.
Corey
But why should you carry that over into adulthood?
Joe Budden
I gotta get.
Ish
That's the building.
Flip
You get pulled over by the cops. They want to write you a ticket. You know, you were speeding. Your conversation, trying to convince them that you wasn't speeding. Or it's an emergency, or you lie, you go to the hospital. That's a form of trying to get over in a situation.
Corey
I don't really do that.
Elliot
Why does.
Corey
Okay, if you got me on the thing, you got me on the thing. I'll pay the ticket and keep it pushed.
Flip
So that's how you feel about you?
Joe Budden
Good.
Elliot
Let me just tell you, the fire.
Ish
She gave me a headache. What he just said.
Flip
I like that.
Corey
I'm sorry. Yeah, you got me. It.
Flip
You got me. So you don't have. You don't engage or try to give it a reason or an excuse.
Corey
I mean, I try, but. But not like I'm not going to go out my way. I'm not going to try to beat this guy down for the 1:25 ticket.
Ish
You know, it ain't just down by the ticket. It's the insurance and the points and all that too.
Corey
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Your life is greater than this.
Elliot
What? I got you, your life is greater than.
Flip
Life is about getting over, whether you want to admit it or not.
Elliot
So what are you trying to get over now? Nothing.
Parks
No, that's not true. Things in life.
Elliot
Well, like what?
Flip
Oh, it could be.
Elliot
And I'm.
Parks
No, no. It depends on what facet of life. Bro, we are always looking for an advantage.
Elliot
What are you trying to get over right now then?
Parks
Mad shit.
Elliot
Such as?
Parks
Flip uncle. I don't give a fuck about that.
Ish
If I could beat him, he's the.
Parks
Number one on the list.
Joe Budden
Word.
Parks
What are you talking about?
Flip
I'll get over him.
Joe Budden
Flip's uncle?
Ish
Yeah, your uncle too. All our uncles. All our uncles.
Elliot
Oh, that uncle.
Parks
If you can get over on a. You get over on him.
Elliot
Stop.
Parks
Yo, it's true. Stop. Bro.
Elliot
That doesn't equate to life.
Parks
No, that's part of our life.
Flip
It's your heart of life, Joe.
Joe Budden
What am I trying to get in.
Elliot
They call me a con.
Flip
You trying to get over that? If you can too.
Joe Budden
Okay. I don't want us listen to this to be certain.
Parks
No, no, no no.
Flip
Look.
Parks
This the thing.
Joe Budden
I don't think we're saying the same thing.
Parks
If I could get over on Uncle Sam. If any of us could get over.
Flip
On Uncle Sam, we will.
Parks
It equates to more money in your pocket for you and your family.
Joe Budden
Correct?
Parks
What's the tee hee like? That's what we all would attempt to do. That's what the purpose of accountants and financial advisors are for. For you to.
Corey
Those are legal remedies. That's not really getting over in my opinion.
Elliot
Finding the loophole is not getting over to me. I don't think it's over either. But even if I.
Flip
Wait.
Elliot
Hold up. Even if I submit to his theory when someone comes and asks me about my life and what I'm trying to do. I'm not saying I'm trying to get over.
Flip
Nobody says that. No, no.
Corey
You just did.
Elliot
Why you think me and Parks are sitting at conflict? Hold on.
Flip
Nobody says that. And this. I'm talking to my friends.
Ish
I think what Flip is saying is getting over is a major part of life.
Elliot
Not that Flip was raised also by scammers and crooks.
Joe Budden
Who?
Flip
My mother. My father. My mother's a hard working woman. Nigga. Watch your fucking mouth, nigga. And you about to have a conversation with her too. Stop trying to play my mom nigga. Before I knock you out.
Elliot
I wasn't talking about your mom.
Flip
All right.
Elliot
That was so cute when you and your mom was together at the puff trial with the phones out and shit. I seen it.
Flip
But watch your mouth.
Elliot
I wasn't talking about.
Flip
Who you talking about.
Joe Budden
That's a good lady.
Flip
Thank you.
Elliot
It was some other your dad we gotta meet.
Flip
There's some other raisin.
Elliot
What's going on Too your dad. I'm one of them niggas that judge my friends off of both parents.
Joe Budden
If they got em.
Elliot
Dad is a good man.
Flip
Watch.
Elliot
I got to see him.
Flip
Yeah. You can meet him.
Ish
Yeah.
Elliot
This don't cry. Oh.
Parks
Idiot.
Ish
Killer jones.
Elliot
M check 12-12-12-12 Happy Memorial Day weekend out there.
Parks
But it's all for the.
Reggie Becton
Green Like Listerine had to dis the queen.
Elliot
Shout to wherever you might be listening from Always for the ladies. Shout out to our sister Mel here with us in spirit. Shout out to all the parents out there all the children out there getting ready for the summer ego. Everybody trapped Traveling too. Everybody Taking a long road trip right now. Everybody at the airport, we go.
Reggie Becton
Come on, you straight fronting. Let's get the tape jumping.
Elliot
See your food. All the realtors out there. Come on, Ace, talk to them. Hey, I've been in your follower list. There you go. He want to be all the real.
Flip
He got bad real. You got the star realtors of your.
Elliot
I went to your.
Flip
I know what he talking about. This lit light eyes.
Joe Budden
His realtors are your weather girls.
Elliot
You're a weather lady.
Flip
Watch. Yo, he cool.
Elliot
All them. Shout out to all the DJs out there. All the nine entrepreneurs out there on the sides, too. What up to the side. Shout out to the whole big game Jersey. Big jersey.
Joe Budden
What's good?
Elliot
Everybody at the mall right now looking for something to wear. Shout out to all the patroles, all the subgroups out there like that.
Flip
Like.
Elliot
Everybody'S going to be outside. Everybody at the hookah lounge, everybody in Miami, everybody at the cookout.
Flip
Houston.
Elliot
What up, what up, what up?
Reggie Becton
Not em hollows. I dust that when it comes.
Elliot
My chest.
Joe Budden
Huh?
Elliot
So happy to be here with y' all, man. Never would have made it without you. Keep this applause going for the best crew in the universe while I hit these drops. Feeling good, feeling great.
Joe Budden
New flip. Flip, Flip.
Elliot
What up, what up, what up? What episode is this?
Corey
828.
Elliot
Welcome to episode 828 of the Joe Button podcast. I'm Joe Button.
Joe Budden
Hey.
Elliot
Brought to you by a few by Power by Prize Picks. Prize Picks, gang. You here with the best crew in the world. To my right, man, you know his name. You know the vibe queens.
Joe Budden
Flip is in the building.
Parks
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Next to him.
Elliot
Ish is in the building. In with a new new colorway. Stop playing with him.
Joe Budden
Stop playing with that man.
Flip
Royal flat ass.
Elliot
Stop playing with that man. Huh?
Flip
And yellow is.
Joe Budden
They talking about stupid.
Flip
Hey, you got 2 p. Dam. How you brush your teeth? You brush your teeth?
Corey
Why 2p on your shoulder is crazy.
Flip
God damn.
Elliot
Wait, what?
Flip
He got toothpaste residue on his shoulder.
Joe Budden
How you get toothpaste on your shoulder like this?
Parks
I was on the phone while I was broke brushing my teeth and you know, I got.
Joe Budden
I got the.
Flip
What?
Elliot
What?
Flip
Hang up. Is you a legend.
Corey
Vibrating.
Flip
He's crazy.
Joe Budden
Dude is really the most interesting man in the world.
Corey
The most phone proficient man in the world.
Elliot
I mean, I would say that, but.
Joe Budden
You don't have earpods.
Parks
No, no.
Joe Budden
Or Bluetooth.
Corey
He has Samson pods.
Joe Budden
No, we don't.
Elliot
So when you say he's on the phone, he on the phone. Brushing his teeth.
Parks
So I'll be on speaker sometime.
Flip
Yeah.
Ish
So now you hit a water running your toothbrush and you know how this.
Corey
Maybe he turns the water off.
Ish
Oh, maybe conserve water.
Flip
No, he doesn't.
Joe Budden
If it's on speaker you can put it down.
Parks
What? The phone. You put the phone down. But I'm brushing my teeth and you got the thing spinning.
Ish
So when you.
Parks
Yo. Anyway, bro, all the way over here.
Corey
Is still wild no matter how you try to describe it.
Flip
You want some freak?
Joe Budden
This is all wild because you shaved your ass too.
Elliot
That's a fact that will make anything.
Joe Budden
Wilder that you say. But anyway.
Elliot
But why you ain't clean?
Parks
Won't come off.
Corey
Toothpaste don't come off.
Ish
Why you ain't say. I'll call you back.
Joe Budden
My girl taught me how to take it off.
Corey
Oh, girl. What do you use?
Elliot
No, you have to pat it.
Parks
Blot little soap.
Joe Budden
You have to.
Elliot
You can't try to wipe any because.
Joe Budden
Of how it's made or whatever. She slots that. Yeah, yeah. You got to do something like that. But anyway, you look good. I'm also one of those guys that I'm going to brush my teeth after I'm dressed.
Parks
After I'm dressed. And that's what you're not supposed to do.
Elliot
You're not supposed to try not to.
Corey
I try not to.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Corey
I do it after. I tried. I've been trying to do it before even the shower. Let's avoid the situation entirely.
Joe Budden
N. Cuz I don't want to be in the shower with good breath. I don't.
Ish
You do it before. That's how I go right after the shower.
Joe Budden
I used to, but he been in jail. So he separate everything.
Corey
Cory, it wasn't an option where he was.
Elliot
Freedom, string beans. Cory will not adapt to freedom in society.
Flip
I do. I do it while in the shower. So I've heard that there some people.
Joe Budden
I know some Dominicans to do that. Like some people. That was Caribbean. I get it, I get it.
Parks
They hang the jaw.
Corey
You say Caribbean.
Flip
Watch it. No, watch your mouth.
Joe Budden
What? Watch it.
Elliot
I'm saying anybody I've ever seen do.
Joe Budden
That was from the Caribbean.
Flip
Okay.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Flip
Nah, I do it sometimes in the shower.
Parks
I've heard people do it just depends like.
Joe Budden
All right, man. Freeze is here, man.
Elliot
Death row records in the building.
Joe Budden
You look good, fares. Thank you. And you caught it with the kicks and the. And the. You caught it.
Corey
What you did to your arm. Hit a little. A little too much action.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ish
Playing with the kids, man. Oh, can't do it no more. I ain't got it.
Corey
You don't have to go that hard.
Joe Budden
You can't do it with a girl.
Ish
I'm. I'm talking about daughter. About playing with children sometimes.
Elliot
Your daughter, you weakling.
Ish
No got boys in the house too.
Joe Budden
Oh, yeah, it's true.
Flip
What you.
Joe Budden
And they deep in there.
Parks
What you was doing.
Ish
You went to the trampoline park.
Flip
Oh, okay.
Parks
And, yo, you hurt your wrist. That shit don't heal no more when.
Corey
You get old, bro. My shit just getting better from when I fell back in. In December.
Flip
It takes a while to. Hell yeah.
Corey
That take a while.
Parks
Nope. I mean, you was on a trampoline.
Corey
Yeah, you deal a flip.
Joe Budden
You don't do no flips.
Ish
I'm just jumping, just running, chasing them. Jumping straight up and.
Corey
And you.
Parks
Oh, yeah, you.
Elliot
You know what kids don't do no more than they used to do back in our day.
Corey
Anything.
Parks
Pissy madness.
Joe Budden
Well, anything. Yeah, but get lost. You can't.
Elliot
No, honestly. Let's talk about what happened to that.
Flip
Don't want to get lost now. We didn't want to get lost back then.
Corey
Find my friends.
Parks
You got to sell cell phone.
Corey
Yeah, find my friends.
Parks
You can't get lost. You got a phone. Your parents got phone. Where you at?
Ish
And they snatching. They was.
Parks
Been snatching kids. They were snatching them back in the day.
Flip
In a store.
Parks
Yes.
Elliot
If I had a phone when I was cutting school, boy. Oh, my Lord.
Flip
Because back then when you cut school, you just had to just go outside. No.
Corey
Figure some out.
Flip
You had to just figure it out.
Elliot
Walk up the block, no information about nothing, doing nothing.
Flip
How do we get the.
Joe Budden
You couldn't be seen.
Elliot
Certain people, they'll tell.
Joe Budden
Well, you would.
Corey
You would be completely cool with just like finding a park to go chill at and smoke some weed or something like you. It didn't take much to.
Flip
And you see somebody in there like, oh, you in here too. That's how it usually start. And then it becomes a pattern.
Corey
But that's a squad of delinquents.
Joe Budden
Yeah, that's what started my career of thievery.
Flip
What, cutting school?
Joe Budden
Yeah, because what was the.
Flip
You idle time.
Joe Budden
Got to steal something now from the stores, some chips. You gotta fend for yourself.
Elliot
Mom ain't give you money to be out for the day.
Flip
Hey, yo, when I stole from them, when I tried to steal from the store, I stole a couple of times. And when I. After I got caught, grabbed me. Ah, help me, help me now. I got away, but I ain't like that feeling.
Joe Budden
Awesome.
Flip
Well, that's the listen. I stole. Listen.
Parks
Professional.
Flip
Use a professional. Cause you light skinny. You were skinny. So you was able to tuck. Like wasn't able to touch. I was skinny, but. But I was brazing with it.
Elliot
Yo.
Flip
Hey, I want this. Eat the chips and walk out. N grab me.
Parks
Ah, you gotta stick your hand in the ice cream thing. Put the ice cream up and I.
Flip
Used to put my hand in the machine.
Corey
Gotta actually hold up.
Joe Budden
Uh.
Flip
Oh.
Joe Budden
Hello?
Flip
Hello. Hi.
Joe Budden
Hey.
Flip
Hey, what's poppin.
Elliot
Hey, Mel.
Corey
Hey, Mel.
Parks
Hey, Mel.
Flip
Hey, Mel. Hey.
Joe Budden
Oh, hi.
Flip
Oh, shit.
Joe Budden
Hi. It's the boy.
Corey
She didn't know what day it was at all.
Joe Budden
Hey, it's the boy. What's poppin?
Elliot
Hey, just calling to say we miss you.
Joe Budden
Oh, I miss you guys too. I'll be back on Tuesday. We are thinking about you. Your seat is empty here. And some of these topics we're not even gonna get to without you.
Corey
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Aw, I love that. Like when things go on sale.
Flip
Half off clearance.
Elliot
Clearance rack and Barney's.
Joe Budden
Oh, Barney shut down too.
Elliot
Sometimes when things shut down.
Flip
And how devastating that is.
Joe Budden
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now I text you the other day.
Flip
Yes.
Joe Budden
And can I say what I said? Fuck no.
Flip
I'll kill you.
Joe Budden
Oh. Oh, good, good.
Elliot
Cause when you hit me back. When you hit me back the next.
Joe Budden
Day, it was like you.
Elliot
It's like proud.
Joe Budden
It was like.
Elliot
It was like that was me.
Flip
I'll think about whether or not we can bring it up while I'm there.
Joe Budden
Okay. Okay. Well, listen, you're on our minds. Hearts and spirits indeed. Be careful out there.
Elliot
Travel safe.
Flip
She's back.
Joe Budden
She's back.
Flip
I think so.
Parks
What if she flips it?
Flip
What if she didn't want a nigga.
Parks
To know she was back?
Joe Budden
Yes. That's flip.
Flip
Shut the up, Flip. I am not back. I am on the goddamn 110 freeway in. I'm sorry.
Elliot
Okay?
Flip
I'm sorry, man.
Elliot
Big Gracie Award. Big Gracie. Yo, you know what the Gracie Award resembles a little bit?
Parks
Me.
Corey
Tell us.
Elliot
You know what else?
Joe Budden
What? Nope.
Elliot
N. I'll think about telling you when you get back. Enjoy your trip and we will see you on.
Flip
We love you, Mel.
Elliot
We love you.
Joe Budden
Okay.
Flip
All right, love you guys. Bye.
Corey
Bye.
Flip
Mel is not in the car.
Elliot
She's just not at all in the closet at all.
Flip
Is crazy.
Corey
And she's definitely in New Jersey.
Joe Budden
Mel is at the Hyatt.
Elliot
The Hyatt Regency.
Flip
I know you talking about.
Elliot
Mel is at the Courtyard now. What's that The Howard?
Flip
No, the High and Regency.
Joe Budden
Oh, my God.
Corey
I'll be curious to hear your interpretation of that.
Parks
Yeah, I want to know.
Joe Budden
Okay, I'll tell you.
Parks
Yeah, we all Google this at the same time.
Joe Budden
I'll tell you later.
Elliot
All right, so what is most important? What's least important? And do y' all want to start with most important or least important?
Joe Budden
It's a weekend.
Elliot
It's a holiday weekend.
Ish
Let's have some fun first.
Elliot
We have some fun first.
Ish
Fun first. When we get to the most important stuff, I want to ask you, are you done going to Knick games?
Parks
And I want to also ask you when they gonna sell a front row seat, because I know you. I know you can't wait to get them. I know where your brain is.
Flip
CC has fire, huh? You don't think so?
Joe Budden
Ish.
Parks
No, I think the seats. I know how much them seats cost.
Flip
Oh, got you, got you, got you.
Parks
No, but I know you want to tell the rest of the world to suck your dick. So you can't wait to get an opening. I don't care if you had to.
Elliot
Jump out the window to it. You going to get it. I mean, that's not where my mind is. If they become available to me, then.
Joe Budden
That'Ll be a different story.
Elliot
But I really do like. My.
Parks
My seats are dope.
Flip
It's nice seats.
Joe Budden
I love my little seats right by the bench. Dope.
Ish
But are you done going to the games?
Joe Budden
No.
Ish
A lot of people want you to be done going to the games, dog.
Parks
I got about 7,000 DMs.
Corey
I want him to just not like.
Elliot
Where did that come from?
Corey
You can't up the jury. You, you were there, they were winning. You leave, they throw it.
Ish
No, no.
Corey
What?
Parks
Oh, I hear he up the juju.
Corey
You can't up the juju in the room.
Parks
But he ain't up the juju. All the other games.
Corey
The other games, he just caused the loss. I'm with you on that. This one, he up.
Elliot
He caused the loss.
Corey
He caused a loss. Had nothing to do with the actual players. It was all Joe Button.
Ish
But it might have been they was going to lose anyway, cuz Joe Button was at that game.
Elliot
Wait, where did this come from?
Corey
You going to the game.
Parks
You came. You said up here, there. Every time I go to the games, we lose.
Elliot
But do you know how many people have said that?
Corey
Manifestation. You believe in that?
Elliot
All of the people that are online saying that to me, I don't think they heard me say that.
Parks
Yo, you've said that up Here, they.
Ish
Might not have heard you say that.
Elliot
I think some of them just add dick. Like, look at Joe. Buttoned head ass. But they about to lose.
Parks
As 10 people start saying, yo, when he go to the games, they be losing. The other like, oh, word.
Ish
Start paying attention.
Elliot
They lost. Well, in my defense, I forgot what game I went to against the Pistons.
Joe Budden
Did I even go to a game against the Pistons?
Parks
Not that they won.
Corey
Yeah, they lost.
Ish
I think it was three you went to. Yeah, they lost and they lost.
Elliot
And in the Celtics series, that was.
Joe Budden
The only game I went to with.
Elliot
The Pistons in the Celtics series. Who knew that they would win two games on the road? So now they gonna drop the game three tickets that I got. I don't think that's a me thing.
Parks
That's not true.
Elliot
You're not going up 30 against the fucking defender.
Corey
No, they got smacked in that.
Elliot
It's not probable. It's not probable is all I'm saying.
Corey
I think it's still his fault, but.
Parks
It'S not probable with the two in a row.
Elliot
So I sent my dad to game six.
Joe Budden
They obliterated him.
Elliot
Sent my dad to the one World Series game that the Yankees won last year.
Corey
See, look what. Look what doing something kind for someone that you love does. I think you need to send pops to all the games.
Ish
Yeah, that Pop need to go.
Elliot
So for the game the other night, and by the time y' all are here in this, the game will have been played already.
Joe Budden
So who knows? I do. I do expect us to win this.
Elliot
Game, but the game, the game. Now, I can't tell you now because it's too much of a commotion.
Ish
By the time they be over, don't matter.
Joe Budden
They still gonna blame me. They still gonna get on.
Ish
They gonna know if you went to.
Flip
The game, you gonna see that big ass. I saw that big ass. The big ass letters. And tell that Joe.
Elliot
So the other night for the game. Long story, less long, right? Cause we got.
Joe Budden
We got to get to. Yeah, for sure.
Corey
It's a holiday weekend.
Elliot
Oh, yeah, it's a holiday weekend. So a long story, A little.
Joe Budden
A little less long.
Elliot
My girl starts it right early in the morning. Oh, what will I wear to the game?
Joe Budden
Oh, my God. Yo.
Elliot
What?
Corey
She went to the hoodie closet.
Joe Budden
No, no, no, no, no, no. Chill, chill, chill. No, no. I know her. She trying to show up and show out.
Elliot
She act like she from Detroit sometimes. Like, she treat the game like bike fest. Bike week. Like, time to show up, show out. I want to be like the Jewish nigga low key. The Jewish niggas go in there with they fucking Dirty Chuck, Asics on.
Parks
Saucony's on.
Joe Budden
They don't give a fuck about nothing but whatever. So she starts early. I need something to wear. That's her way of saying, all right, let's run around.
Elliot
Bob, bob and weave.
Joe Budden
That or I say. Or I could just wear the merch. We could just wear the merch with these on.
Corey
Free ad, huh?
Joe Budden
Got her right up out of there. Got her right up out of there.
Elliot
So now we head ass ass.
Corey
Yeah.
Ish
It's fire, though.
Joe Budden
But I'm cool with it.
Corey
Yeah, that's a dope. Head ass.
Elliot
I don't mind being head ass is dope.
Corey
Head ass is dope. Anyway, but then when it's also your good for this.
Flip
Yeah.
Ish
If you in the TV shot, which.
Corey
It was the whole time.
Elliot
Yeah.
Ish
With your on.
Corey
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Conference finals for the first time in 25 years. Go be Hadass.
Corey
Yeah.
Elliot
So now I'm head ass with my girl. And because we had ass, we like.
Joe Budden
Ate a loving meal before the game.
Corey
Aw.
Joe Budden
Okay.
Elliot
Normally we go there.
Corey
Does this really tell you the price?
Elliot
Rack up on food.
Parks
They tell you the price of the glizzy.
Elliot
We rack up on the seafood and hot dogs. And then I sit there in the camera shot like a fucking doof eating up.
Joe Budden
But we didn't do that.
Elliot
We had a loving meal. So now when we get there, we just cool.
Joe Budden
We chilling, mellow. Go get some water. Go be seated early for when they.
Elliot
Bring the flag out and all that. Pekas comes, sits in front of me. Cece Sabathia comes, sits in front of me. Then Jadakiss comes. Apparently there's some jeweler dude next to me. But we gotta.
Joe Budden
It's a.
Elliot
It's a section now. And I had so much fun at this game. We was up the whole game, so. Man, we was talking. Me and Cece was talking. Hey, the draft. The fantasy football draft aspect. Hey, man, you got your Ferrari truck.
Joe Budden
Chilling.
Ish
Yeah. It's basically a kickback at this.
Elliot
Yeah, man. Jada kids talking about some podcast and that. But I'm just saying we was up the entire time, so there was nothing to worry about. All the Pacers look like hard working men, like from Cleveland or some. Like, there's none of the Nobody on the Pacers with the exception of Obi Toppin Salute. That's my man, New York, Tyrese Miles and Siakam. Outside of that, all them niggas look like they had lunch boxes.
Parks
Yeah.
Elliot
Blue collar, McConnelly. Who are these McConnell Nimhard. What's Homeboy Naismith. These dudes look like they just been on a Alabama lot just carrying shit like a construction. These niggas ain't nobody. So we chilling in there. We ordered popcorn. Oh, my Lord, they buttered it for you. And at the end of the game.
Parks
You was going, I get up.
Elliot
We was having so much fun. I dapped CC Sabathi and Pecos up like ah, sweep sweeping these bozo. Yo, we had a good laugh.
Parks
What time was it when you left?
Elliot
I left with 2:50 up. 2:50 on the clock.
Corey
That's right.
Parks
Oh, you left right when the started?
Elliot
Yes, yes.
Corey
Oh, I thought you up the juju.
Parks
I thought you was going before that, dog.
Elliot
I'm looking at my girl with six minutes left. And yo, I could leave four minutes.
Parks
Y' all was up 20.
Elliot
I'm fine. 50, 59, 52 seconds, we was up nine. No way on God's green earth. So as soon as I get in the car, Mary performed at halftime.
Corey
That's fire.
Ish
Come on.
Elliot
Wait, are you crazy? We had the top of our life. Let's get it popping on the flowing in this. There was nothing to worry about in that building is what I'm trying to tell you. Look at Dave Chappelle. Hey, trying to get eye contact with this.
Flip
Dumbass.
Elliot
Now, that's where I didn't need to.
Joe Budden
Be in the Joe Budden seat. I needed a different seat. If I'm trying to talk to Dave.
Elliot
Chappelle, what I'm trying to tell y' all is there was not a Carefree in the world. Carefree for any Knick fan in that building. They had the T shirts on the seats like OKC be doing.
Parks
Everybody doing.
Elliot
Oh, I didn't know.
Joe Budden
We ain't been here be in 25 years.
Elliot
I don't know what y' all do now for the Easter coffee final, man. Soon as I got in the car.
Parks
Yo, that's the gangster. They got the T shirts. And ain't none of the niggas in the garden put them shits on. You go to them small markets, the.
Elliot
Whole stands be yellow.
Ish
Put them on soon as they get in there.
Elliot
New York is so ignorant. The stands be yellow clothes in them small markets. Yo, I'm big. I'm big market biased. Goddamn. I'm not just New York biased. Big market biased.
Joe Budden
Small ass closets out there.
Elliot
I'm talking shit. I'm rooting for the little niggas anyway. I get in the elevator and marrying everything. Hey, girl, by the time I get in my car and pull my phone out and cut Hulu on and turn the game on. I hear drama in the announcer's voice.
Joe Budden
Like.
Elliot
And the building don't look like it did did when I just left.
Parks
But on your walk out, you ain't hear the drama on the walkout. No. Really? No, no, no.
Elliot
We was hot. You're not understanding. The entire building was high fiving. No, nobody thought nothing about these lunchbox.
Ish
But no, you said you second three.
Parks
No, but you said you left at 250, right? So on your walk out, you know.
Elliot
No, it might have been three. It might have been three something.
Parks
It's nice because that's when got a little fit. Round one.
Elliot
We didn't give a about these Haywood workman head ass.
Ish
Yeah, okay, okay.
Parks
Keep playing, boy.
Corey
I was sitting there like, no way.
Parks
I'm watching that live. Like, me too. Oh, but even in your.
Corey
Even with the halberd last shot, it was like up, see. Oh, that fell.
Parks
No, I saw it. It went straight up. I was like, yo, that could go see.
Elliot
But now I'm watching the game differently than I just was because on one of them important plays, homeboy stepped out of bounds.
Joe Budden
They didn't call it cool.
Parks
That's how happened before.
Elliot
I don't even like being this guy watching the game. The goaltending that they didn't call. Tom Thibodeau not having a challenge. OG and Cat getting into it now on the bench like it's now you tense even watching the game. And that's corny. And if you a old time Nick fan like me, it's similar to Dallas a little bit. Whatever bad can happen, might happen. Murphy's Law, man. And the Pacers are known for doing.
Joe Budden
This bullshit over here, man.
Elliot
So salute to them. I cannot believe we did that to Boston twice. That hurt.
Parks
It wasn't as bad.
Elliot
That loss hurt.
Parks
It wasn't as bad.
Elliot
Man, that loss hurt. That loss hurt. It was tough to sleep.
Parks
That one was worse.
Elliot
It was tough to sleep. It was tough to sleep. Salute to the Pacers. Did what you had to do. I do expect us to win tonight.
Joe Budden
You gotta win tonight.
Corey
You gotta.
Ish
You have to.
Joe Budden
You gotta win tonight.
Ish
It's must win.
Elliot
I was gonna go to game three in Indiana.
Joe Budden
Salehi got courtside seats and I was gonna wear something to make the Pacers fans dump garbage all over my head just to go viral. Fuck, what they talking? Yeah, what's up? What's up? Dump the garbage on me. Me. What's up?
Corey
I don't Know if they do that out there?
Ish
Yeah, I think that's just certain.
Joe Budden
Oh, city is just.
Flip
I'm about to be out there. I'm about to be out there.
Joe Budden
No.
Elliot
And I'm going out there, dump some corn. But I mean, that whole.
Flip
I'm about to be out there first weekend.
Joe Budden
Stop.
Flip
Watch them out, bro.
Joe Budden
No, they. They do be wild.
Ish
Stop.
Joe Budden
I'm having respect for them. I'm having respect for them. There's too many of my dudes that are out there, so I ain't.
Ish
And Gary ain't that far.
Elliot
Just know that that hotel I was.
Joe Budden
Staying, that little strip.
Parks
Hustlers everywhere, bro.
Joe Budden
Go Nicks, man.
Elliot
Go Nicks, Indiana. I'm gonna be out there soon. What's poppin, though?
Joe Budden
I mean, salute when you see me.
Elliot
Say, what up, facts?
Flip
I'll be out there too.
Joe Budden
What you doing out there?
Flip
Got some work to do. I'll be out there the first week I'll be out there the first week in on some flip the network shit.
Joe Budden
First announce that here June, first week of June.
Flip
I'm out there.
Joe Budden
It your contract says Indianapolis get paid if you promo on.
Elliot
I'm telling you, I've been letting you.
Joe Budden
Get away with murder. It's over.
Flip
Show me. Show me.
Elliot
Don't promo. No. Flip the network without me getting a cut.
Flip
He love flip the network.
Joe Budden
Dead ass. I'm seeing what Frank Lucas is doing on.
Elliot
Bugging. He liked the Penguin.
Ish
I don't know.
Flip
He should have killed.
Parks
They should have killed him.
Joe Budden
They should have been.
Elliot
He should have been dead 25 times already.
Ish
They should have been killed too.
Parks
He ain't disrespectful with it. He ain't even humble, sneakily, like, getting. He like.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Flip
Is the character worse than how Denzel played?
Parks
It's different.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Parks
Because it's a different stage. Just when he first got the New York.
Elliot
It's the 60s.
Parks
Yeah.
Elliot
He just got 70s.
Joe Budden
Yeah. Got it.
Flip
Got it.
Ish
He ain't the man yet or nothing.
Elliot
Yeah, but I don't like his.
Joe Budden
I don't like his origin story.
Parks
Kind of true.
Elliot
I don't like it like, for how we know he ended up. I don't like how he came in moving.
Parks
But even. Even in with the Denzel, the very first scene is when Bumpy passed.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Flip
Yeah.
Parks
So Bumpy's still living and Bumpy still running Harlem when he gets to Harlem. And now to come up through the.
Ish
Ranks, he doing some word that should have been dead.
Parks
Yo, Smoke.
Joe Budden
Okay.
Elliot
Y' all said y' all wanted to.
Joe Budden
Start with some Fun.
Corey
Let's do it again.
Joe Budden
I have a tick tock trend that I want to speak to y' all about.
Ish
Okay.
Flip
Towards us.
Ish
Wait, you. That just sound crazy.
Flip
You be on TikTok a lot too.
Corey
Joe's a TikTok.
Joe Budden
I'm never on tik tok. Except for that one time my girl tried to pull that little move. I had to pop up over there, see her location and I couldn't do it no more. What I told that story when my girl pulled posted a tik Tok link on Twitter. Some wearing, some skimpy. And I clicked it and it was Tik tok. But I ain't got tik tok and I usually use her password and. But it wasn't there. So I clicked press some. It sent the code to her phone and she hit me talking about here's the code that they you're looking for that you need. You need to get in like man out of here.
Ish
I only want that bum ass code.
Elliot
But anyway, so I don't really be on tick tock but the tick tock strands, if they blow up, they trap, travel around.
Joe Budden
So.
Corey
And your girl will send you all the tick tocks anyway, so.
Joe Budden
Oh, yeah, that part too. So this is my favorite. This is my favorite one though.
Ish
Better than the silhouette challenge.
Joe Budden
I didn't love the silhouette challenge.
Elliot
The silhouette challenge was for.
Corey
That was the red light, right?
Elliot
Yeah, that was for ugly broads with.
Joe Budden
Body to get their off the butter faces.
Elliot
Yes, the silhouette challenge was really for the butter faces. The butterface challenge is wrong with you.
Flip
They got it all off. We not.
Corey
I actually salute.
Elliot
I think they coming back. They coming back in style too. Them chicks that your girl would shame you for, she's hot.
Flip
She's not. She's here.
Elliot
Yeah. No, no, no. We ain't going to do that.
Flip
Yeah, we're not doing that.
Elliot
Yeah, you would her if you had one of these. Your girl be trying to shame some. That's all right. But yeah, the silhouette challenge was my thing.
Joe Budden
All right, good.
Elliot
This challenge is just men calling their friends.
Parks
It's funny, bro.
Elliot
To say good night.
Parks
That is funny. That is hilarious, bro.
Elliot
I didn't notice what you was talking that this is the best I've seen in a long time.
Ish
I. I'm not familiar.
Parks
Oh my gosh.
Elliot
It's just as simple as I said.
Parks
And I repeat, if Joe called you.
Elliot
It'S men at 1 in the morning.
Parks
At 12 o' clock and say you.
Elliot
At 10 o' clock. Good night.
Ish
My.
Elliot
What the wrong with you? But why? But what's wrong with that? It's weird cuz it's not.
Flip
Why?
Elliot
Cuz you don't.
Ish
That ain't some shit we do.
Flip
And that's. We're not a customer.
Parks
You say whatever the.
Ish
You call me saying good night.
Corey
REM Was clowning us the other day because we don't text to say we got home safe.
Parks
Nah, I n. I do.
Flip
You do.
Corey
You text your boys like, yo, I made it.
Ish
Yo, I made it home, bro.
Flip
Nah. Yeah, but you said we say different things.
Elliot
Well, you be on the phone with him already, though.
Parks
Nah, like, he be on the phone.
Flip
Walking in the crib now. I just got to the crib in.
Elliot
I call, you stay on while I brush my teeth.
Flip
Phone head, ass.
Parks
We do that.
Elliot
I don't think that is cl.
Parks
Whoever created this is amazing, bro.
Joe Budden
Oh, wait, I got to turn it up. Hold up. Here we go. What's good, bro? What you got going?
Ish
I'm literally just trying to get this.
Elliot
Temperature stuff on with King.
Corey
Trying to bring a sandwich in.
Joe Budden
No, I'll just call and tell you.
Elliot
Good night, bro.
Corey
Sweet dreams.
Ish
N son.
Elliot
Chill, chill, chill, chill. Hello?
Flip
Hello?
Elliot
Yeah.
Joe Budden
What do you mean, good night?
Ish
I'm about to lay down, bro.
Flip
I'm about to get.
Ish
I'm with him.
Flip
Sleep tight, bro.
Ish
I'm cursing this out.
Elliot
Yo.
Ish
I'm with him.
Corey
All right, bro, I'm going. Talk to you tomorrow.
Elliot
What?
Ish
Yo, don't tell me sweet dreams either.
Elliot
Don't. Sweet dreams. No, I'm about to lay down.
Flip
Yeah, bro, I just.
Corey
I can't.
Flip
I can't.
Corey
You sleep good tonight, bro?
Ish
No. Can't even get the word.
Elliot
Yo, dude, dude. Friends are so.
Ish
Look.
Joe Budden
What'S up?
Flip
I said I was getting bed.
Joe Budden
I was.
Ish
Yeah, I was calling to see if.
Flip
You all just telling you good night, bro.
Parks
You.
Elliot
Yo, what is wrong with men, man? I'm with him.
Parks
Yo, what is wrong with men, bro?
Joe Budden
I'm calling.
Elliot
Listen, I'm calling everybody to all the.
Flip
I'm telling.
Joe Budden
Good night, bro.
Ish
No.
Corey
What the.
Joe Budden
You.
Elliot
Want, boy?
Flip
I was just calling you to you.
Joe Budden
Good night. And. Oh, that's the step Pops this guy.
Elliot
Yo, I can't believe that men are this way.
Ish
I'm 100 with him.
Parks
You say whatever the you want to say, bro.
Ish
None of you called my phone saying none of this. I'm telling you.
Elliot
But the dudes are acting like somebody called and threatened them or something. You might as well good night.
Flip
No, no, we don't do good night. Don't.
Elliot
Yeah, come on, man.
Parks
Don't Randomly call me and say, no, yo, whatever.
Flip
Good night, Sweet dream. I'm hanging up the phone, calling you.
Parks
To say good night.
Elliot
What?
Flip
We don't do that.
Parks
I would.
Corey
I would be worried that they're in danger.
Parks
You good?
Ish
Like, yo, my first question is, yo, you good?
Parks
My name, you pop the per.
Corey
I'mma send someone over to their house. It's just.
Flip
It's just foreign amongst men.
Joe Budden
Okay, how about this?
Parks
This.
Joe Budden
Let me try it a different way, because maybe y' all are writing that's flagrant, and I'm bugging.
Elliot
That is hilarious.
Ish
That's funny.
Elliot
That's the funniest shit I ever seen in a while.
Parks
Yes.
Elliot
What if. What if your man called to check if you ate?
Parks
They the same?
Elliot
Yo, they are the same.
Flip
Wait, no.
Ish
I just calling to see if you ate.
Elliot
No, stop, because.
Corey
Are you bringing me something? That's what? That's what.
Elliot
No, no, no, no. I'm just calling it yada yada. Freeze.
Joe Budden
Freeze.
Elliot
Yo, what up?
Parks
What up?
Flip
What up?
Ish
What up?
Joe Budden
What's good? Ain't. What's going on with you?
Ish
Chilling the crib. What's up?
Joe Budden
Not too much. You ate today?
Ish
What?
Flip
Why?
Ish
I'm confused.
Elliot
Right there.
Parks
I'm right there.
Corey
I'm going to.
Elliot
Yeah. What.
Corey
But what's up? You want to go do dinner or something? I'll go grab a drink with you.
Elliot
Like, See?
Flip
Yeah.
Corey
Yeah.
Elliot
See, this is why it's my man right here, man.
Joe Budden
Man.
Corey
Yeah, that could happen.
Ish
You ate today.
Parks
You're not going to word it like that.
Corey
That's how.
Parks
Say that.
Joe Budden
Did you eat today?
Elliot
I can't call you and ask you.
Corey
Did you eat cooking?
Joe Budden
Like, no.
Ish
Did you eat today?
Joe Budden
No.
Ish
My.
Flip
You do that.
Elliot
You ate.
Corey
I think what might be more flagrant is a good morning.
Flip
Oh, hell.
Corey
If you call first thing in the.
Ish
Morning, just call, say, good morning.
Corey
Have a good day.
Joe Budden
I'm about to say, I. Good morning, people to death, but I put the. I put the. The. The. The hook underneath. Whatever. Yeah.
Ish
What?
Parks
What?
Joe Budden
Wow.
Elliot
Yeah, you bugger.
Joe Budden
You bugger. You.
Elliot
A w. Whatever I need from them, I put underneath the catch.
Joe Budden
The catch.
Flip
The hook was a little.
Corey
That was crazy.
Parks
The catch ain't all that much better.
Flip
Oh, you one of those. Okay, I got you.
Joe Budden
They already on us for being so progressive. Where were we progressive about. About that puff semen on his nipple. They on our ass.
Flip
What they saying that.
Joe Budden
That we. The three of us, are stupid? Yeah. They say we nuts.
Flip
Who y' all?
Joe Budden
Me, you, and Joe.
Flip
Because we said he wasn't a Lot.
Elliot
Gets lost in translation.
Joe Budden
It does?
Corey
Yeah.
Joe Budden
This.
Elliot
Now, I think the dude asking for that is gay. But asking for that doesn't make you gay.
Corey
Okay. I don't know if that helps.
Ish
That's good.
Corey
That's.
Elliot
Good morning. That's.
Flip
Good morning with the hook.
Elliot
What? And I'll take it a step further.
Ish
Can a straight person ask that?
Elliot
Can.
Ish
Yes.
Elliot
Yes would. Probably not.
Parks
The probability is low.
Elliot
Probably not. That's what I'm saying.
Corey
I leave room for freaky. But it does lead you to believe that this may be a gay human being, and there's nothing wrong with that.
Elliot
Well, I think that's the type of man that Cassie likes. Now, once Cudi took the stand, then I thought about the puff be doing. Then I looked at the Alex, dude, the dog. Okay. Hey, we all been to second grade before. We all. We all did that thing, right?
Parks
I got skipped.
Elliot
I'm bugging. Y' all don't think Cassie likes bisexual men. Now, after Cody took the stand, you don't go from.
Joe Budden
All right.
Corey
I don't know if.
Flip
We don't know. What's her preference? I don't.
Joe Budden
I don't know.
Flip
I mean, I don't know if.
Corey
Dude, the trigger.
Flip
I didn't know.
Elliot
Trigger warning.
Flip
I didn't know Cudi was about to bisexual.
Joe Budden
Okay, forget about his sexuality.
Flip
All right?
Joe Budden
Trigger warning. If you were being abused and you had to pick a guy to run to for protection.
Elliot
Nope. I'm done with y' all. Yeah, I'm finished.
Flip
Yo, would you run to the total opposite?
Parks
Talk about this on the balcony?
Elliot
Ain't nothing to talk about.
Flip
Okay, so you trying to say that, but you act the question.
Joe Budden
I'm not trying to say nothing, kid.
Elliot
Cudi took the stand recently. Do y' all want to talk about.
Joe Budden
Y' all want to start some.
Parks
Well, you want rolled into it?
Joe Budden
What.
Elliot
What are. What are.
Joe Budden
What are the big takeaways here?
Corey
You walked in on his James Dean smoking a cig with the leather on.
Ish
That should take. The car ain't get blown up.
Corey
Just setting the stage.
Flip
Yeah, the car didn't get blown up.
Corey
I mean, it got Molotov.
Flip
Yeah, but.
Ish
Yeah, but the way they made it seem like every time it was, yo, I'm gonna blow your car.
Corey
Mr. Freez, if you had your beautiful Porsche sitting outside in your beautiful driveway in Rodeo Hills or wherever and someone threw a Molotov cocktail, are you gonna worry about particulars whether it's blown up or torched?
Elliot
No, you're not.
Flip
The seats still look good.
Corey
No, it didn't look like you got Molotov cocktail.
Flip
I thought it was red.
Corey
If you have a beautiful Porsche sitting in your beautiful driveway and someone throws anything on the seats at all, You're.
Ish
I'm just saying they put sauce on it the way they described what happened.
Joe Budden
And you 40 miles away, the dogs to the car. Yeah. Yeah, your car. Yo. Yeah, your car is outside.
Parks
Yo, y' all talking about the car. If you come home and all your Christmas presents are opened and the dog.
Joe Budden
Isn'T locked, you put the dog in it. Now, that's the part that really.
Flip
What the is you talking.
Joe Budden
Have a heart.
Parks
Somebody's been in my house. My. And opened all the gifts.
Joe Budden
You're an abuser. Wait, Corey is special.
Flip
Yeah, them German shepherds with them.
Joe Budden
You can't put nobody dog.
Flip
German Shepherd, Rottweiler tore that up. You can't just put a German Shepherd Rottweiler in the bathroom. They're not. With none of that.
Elliot
You shouldn't be nobody house. Yeah, what are we talking about?
Ish
All your cameras not working no more?
Joe Budden
He took the foot.
Corey
And you shouldn't put anything on someone's Porsche seats, let alone a burning bottle of gas.
Elliot
Hey, if you don't pour nothing on Porsche seeds, you shouldn't be cutting the top of my pork.
Corey
That part, too. Yeah.
Ish
Leave my top. Yeah.
Corey
Y' all worried about this particular. It didn't blow up. I still don't like what they did to my car.
Ish
No, no, no.
Elliot
He ain't right for none of this. Let's be perfectly clear with the more testimony that comes out, this is a monster monster. Like when you think it can't get no worse. You can't have no problem with a.
Joe Budden
Girl and then call her mom for.
Elliot
Her to sell the house that they.
Corey
That is crazy.
Parks
No, that's not what he did. What he did was say, yo, I.
Flip
Put this tape out.
Parks
Y' all gotta give me 20 grand. They didn't physically have the 20 grand, so they had to go get a second mortgage on the 20 grand, sell the house.
Flip
And he gave them at the 20 grand, right?
Parks
A sell a house they just pulled.
Corey
Yeah, but you maybe go to the bank and get a refi and all.
Parks
A lot of credit on you.
Elliot
You shouldn't be talking to nobody mom, period.
Parks
Extortion of somebody's mother.
Corey
Revenge porn.
Parks
That's crazy.
Elliot
Just telling somebody mom that you have revenge porn.
Parks
A sex tape of your daughter that I'll read.
Corey
And I'm gonna need 20.
Ish
And I need 20. And I'm.
Elliot
And I'm poor working woman And I'm.
Ish
Ultra rich, but I need 20 from this.
Parks
Yeah, I think these be on a power trip. The more money they get, the more popularity they get, the more power that comes along with it. And I think they exercise their power however they see fit. Some of that is psycho money.
Elliot
That's it.
Flip
That's beyond you. Don't. You don't bother nobody.
Parks
I think that all of these powerful have it in their wheelhouse and have it in their bag to exercise their power.
Joe Budden
I feel bad for Kid Cudi now cuz for too many years it's been like a joke, right?
Ish
Yeah.
Flip
Making fun of him.
Joe Budden
Yeah, his car got blown up and yada yada yada. But dog, somebody just sitting in your house doing whatever they want while you. That ain't.
Elliot
I don't think it's a TV show.
Ish
Sending a message letting you know I.
Parks
Could get in your son. It's some tv.
Elliot
You're mogul. You're black excellence.
Corey
Yeah, I'm gonna be tight if my fucking Porsche is torched by a billionaire who's going through my Chanel box.
Parks
I care about that car.
Corey
No, I care about the billionaire who just torched my car. Sitting in my house with the Chanel bags with the dog in the closet.
Parks
I'm tight, yo. I care about the house. Because if A could get in your house and your alarm don't go off, that means A could come in your house while you sleep. You not sleeping easily. Any little 15 year old can throw a Molotov cocktail on your car. You get what I'm saying? Came in your house and opened your Christmas gift.
Ish
Yeah. I wanted you to know I've been in you.
Parks
I've been in your house. Stop playing with.
Flip
And then Cassie backdoored him back door Cuddy by giving. That's what they said. Alleged that she gave.
Corey
I think Cuddy alluded to it. Yeah, I think Cuddy said that she played him.
Joe Budden
Yeah, allude to it. He said it.
Corey
Yeah.
Flip
That's fucked up all that shit.
Joe Budden
I don't know if that's going to be enough. But they got puffer, he's out.
Ish
I think they got him.
Corey
Yeah, I think they got him.
Joe Budden
He's out of. He's done. He's finished. He's done.
Corey
I think they've.
Joe Budden
I'm just waiting on sentencing that.
Corey
I mean that's gonna be the only question really. Which I don't think is going to be as heavy handed as. As the public may want it to be. But we shall see.
Joe Budden
We shall see.
Parks
I think it's I think it's a long fight. Even with the Cudi. I don't look at it the way y' all look at it like, because from a legal standpoint, if we going by legality, you can't prove Puff did none of that shit. We all might know he did it, but you gotta prove that he did.
Joe Budden
It, cuz he's not on trial. No, he don't. Yeah.
Parks
No, that's not true.
Ish
The claims he's making against Puff has to be proven.
Parks
That has to be proven. You have to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that Sean Combs blew up your car. You have to prove that he broke into your house or had somebody break into your house. All of those things are speculative. Even if we know he did it, again, from the legal standpoint, you got to prove he did it.
Corey
Although I'm not sure if I disagree. I don't know, because he's not on trial for burning the car. He's on trial for racketeering. So I'm not sure if that's entirely true.
Parks
No, I'm just saying. But true, they using these things. He's abusive or he's, you know, vindictive. Whatever the case may be, I think.
Joe Budden
It'S cut and dry.
Elliot
Yo, Cassie is the victim.
Flip
Victim?
Elliot
Cassie is the victim. Yo, did you want to do all.
Joe Budden
This sexual freak off shit? She said no.
Elliot
Adding that to control, adding that the money, adding that all the rest of.
Joe Budden
The shit, you're done. She's the victim. This is our sex trafficking case. You move somebody around that didn't want to be moved, she was scared to go outside.
Elliot
You blew up the nigga car when.
Joe Budden
She ran over there.
Elliot
They paint a very clear picture. I don't think that they have to.
Joe Budden
Prove, prove that, that Cudi said they.
Elliot
Just need the jury to hear it true now. Is that right?
Parks
Exactly. That's what we're saying.
Joe Budden
That's a, that's a talk for another day. But.
Elliot
I think it's tough for the jury to hear all of this, that everybody is, is getting up there saying and saying, you know what?
Joe Budden
He do that, let him go.
Elliot
They got to show me that.
Joe Budden
Sure. They got to show that.
Parks
And again, the, the, the, the defense hasn't called up their witnesses yet.
Joe Budden
True.
Parks
You know what I'm saying? So I think that this shit gonna be long. I think that we gonna find out a whole bunch of shit about a.
Ish
Whole bunch of shit.
Parks
And I think when it's all said and done, I think they gonna send him to jail. I think he's Going to jail. But I don't think he taking the long haul like everybody think he gonna take.
Corey
I agree with that.
Parks
I think they gonna prove like, yo, you can't just be doing this shit out here and walk scot free.
Corey
Yeah, go sit for five.
Parks
Yeah, go sit for three and a half with time. Serve whatever the case may be and bring your ass home. But I don't think that he gonna get over 10.
Joe Budden
Lauren London, they're saying it's supposed to take the stand soon.
Parks
I heard that too.
Corey
Huh?
Joe Budden
Why?
Elliot
I don't know.
Joe Budden
I don't know. I know she was friends with Cassie is what they said.
Corey
Oh, okay. Oh, so she might have some insight.
Elliot
Yeah, we'll see.
Corey
We shall see.
Joe Budden
We'll see.
Elliot
Keep an eye out for it. It's a holiday weekend, so. Yeah, this holiday weekends are not for SA and sex trafficking at all. Kidnapping and.
Joe Budden
Nah, your favorite.
Elliot
Your favorite uncle should be on a grill.
Corey
I'll be on the grill.
Elliot
Your cousin with some R should have the aux.
Joe Budden
Yeah, right.
Elliot
Like, it should be music and vibes.
Ish
Should be a card table somewhere.
Parks
Cutting diamonds from the river.
Elliot
A card table for sure. Dominoes before I let go.
Corey
Cold beers.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Elliot
Yo, beard like that?
Corey
Beers?
Joe Budden
Yeah, man.
Flip
Hey, yo, this Holly, man. Hold on. It's not. What type of beards do they have at the black joints? Like the Heinekens and like that? They don't got the in the can. They don't got the bushes in the can.
Parks
If you go down south, them got.
Flip
Michal Coronas in the can.
Parks
Them made me buy Michelob Ultra like a month ago.
Flip
In a can?
Joe Budden
Yes.
Elliot
Yeah, and that wasn't cheap.
Joe Budden
I see the hen and Michelob Ultra.
Ish
Heineken and Corona.
Flip
I see Heineken and Corona.
Parks
That's it up north. That's up north, yeah.
Flip
What they drink down south? You not what they drinking. Virginia's not buying no Heinekens and Coronas.
Corey
Or Budweisers or something.
Parks
Budweiser.
Ish
I'm telling you.
Parks
They made me buy two cases of Michal.
Flip
Hey, yo, is you good? Them is rich. Come on, Chris Brown. And is my. We got to get past the Bud watches and Michal and all that. My family bring some Heineken Corona for you.
Joe Budden
Ain't got. Tell me when. When my. When my uncles down south don't say nothing crazy. Take a little walk, get a couple. Yo, what's up? Give your uncle couple couple dollars and they. They ask you? No, they ask whoever in the yard. When my uncles go around, hit my.
Elliot
Dad up if I'm there. My dad is dead. When they get that money and go bust that right down mcc. No telling how.
Joe Budden
Oh my God.
Flip
When your old school uncles actually offers when the old school uncles actually they.
Elliot
Come back with some cobras. Whenever them shits be 49 cents.
Flip
When the uncles ask you for money, you don't carry cash. They don't do the cash ins. How you do it? You go to the bank. Your uncle I'm going to take it out for you like it's uncle. You can't tell unc no, it's coming in ones.
Elliot
No, I might, I might.
Corey
He's got a stack of ones on his own.
Elliot
I might have a couple dogs dollars on me.
Flip
Okay, got it.
Joe Budden
Because I was in the airport so maybe I went and got got $40 or something. A couple single.
Flip
Do you believe in telling older people no?
Joe Budden
Joe, I know, it's my favorite word.
Flip
So you're a family man, Joe.
Joe Budden
My family is on my favorite people to say no to.
Flip
Okay. Talking about in real time. Yo, Joey. Yo, let me get a couple of dollars. We're gonna be back. You gonna tell them?
Elliot
No, I have yo, this, this actually.
Ish
Leads to a question. I was gonna say have any of you ever got tired of showing up.
Flip
Showing up to a party?
Ish
Showing up, showing up, showing up for people? I mean whether it be family like you just be the one, you know.
Flip
Yes and no. Yes and no.
Joe Budden
I think if you show up in the capacity you're supposed to show up, you will eventually get tired of it. Yeah, yeah.
Elliot
The people that really show up for.
Joe Budden
People, I'm certain they get tired of it.
Corey
Yeah.
Flip
But they become so accustomed to showing up so. And it becomes a norm and people.
Ish
Be accustomed to you showing up and.
Flip
Then you and you lean into could be exhausting.
Elliot
It can be exhausting depending I'm at.
Parks
That point depending on the people I wanted to ask if it gets, if.
Corey
It gets reciprocated, then it's a non.
Parks
Starter or I think but usually the.
Flip
People that show up the most see.
Joe Budden
I don't even know.
Flip
No one is there to show up for them.
Corey
That's what I'm saying.
Flip
They don't allow people to show up for them because they are the ones that take all the burden on their shoulders. So they don' allow anybody because they know how they feel when somebody keep coming to them.
Joe Budden
Yeah. Like it ain't gonna be reciprocity if I keep showing up because I'm never gonna ask you to show up or.
Parks
You, you are the big fish.
Ish
It ain't even about the reciprocity.
Parks
It's just about.
Ish
I don't know, you just get tired of getting called on all the time and knowing you have to show up for that.
Flip
But then what if somebody like you or Joe, excuse me, have hog up all the questions.
Joe Budden
You all getting ready to go.
Flip
What if somebody like you would just. Who has everything they can ask for? Right? I'm not. I'm just being facetious with you. But how can a person show up for you in their mind? What would they think? Like, how can I show up for this?
Corey
There's mad ways.
Ish
There's a lot of ways.
Flip
Yeah, but a lot of people are intimidated by that.
Parks
No, we had a conversation about gift giving, thoughtfulness.
Flip
Yeah, he don't care about thoughtfulness.
Ish
That's him.
Flip
You.
Parks
I'm just giving.
Corey
And he does care about thoughtfulness.
Parks
We had a conversation about gift giving and it was, yo, somebody that could afford every gift, how do you give them good gifts? And we said thought, thoughtful gifts that you think about. I think it's the same somebody that got everything. Don't necessarily got everything. You talking about in a material sense.
Flip
You're cranky when I call. You don't really talk about what you're going through. You probably have all the money in the world that you need. You don't need it. There's nothing. Like, how would a person be able to show up for this person?
Parks
Somebody could send you a DM or send you a text message that say, yo, I'm thinking about you. You might be going through. And sometimes that could hit you.
Corey
It could be the littlest in the world. I'm going to a show. You want to come with me? I'm going out to eat. Dinner's on me. Hey, I gotta come over here and bring some food. Hey, I'm show up with some weed, whatever. Like, little. Sometimes to be like, yo.
Elliot
And we'll have the entire list on my new show. Explain it to flip.
Joe Budden
Coming. Coming to your YouTube really, really soon.
Elliot
To add to what he's saying, though, maybe the.
Joe Budden
The show up list is too long.
Corey
Yeah, sometimes you gotta slim it. You gotta start slimming.
Elliot
How many people are on that list.
Joe Budden
That you're showing up for double digits.
Corey
At our age, you guys start slimming.
Ish
That close to double digits? Yeah.
Joe Budden
Freeze, bro.
Parks
I think it's just a part of being.
Flip
You're exhausted, you're wearing yourself out. Freeze.
Joe Budden
I think that's why I just try to show up financially and be done.
Parks
It's easy, right?
Joe Budden
I mean, that's why it saves you a lot in time.
Ish
Yeah, yeah, see, I do it in time.
Joe Budden
That's the problem.
Parks
Because you might not have the money to do it financially for double digit people. Not. No disrespect.
Ish
No, no, no. I don't take that.
Joe Budden
But. But disrespect.
Parks
No, but he might just can't do it for everybody. But when you got it, they not calling.
Ish
See, the problem is, for me, they not calling for money. They're calling for time. I hear you people need. Joe, I need you to come over here, and I need your assistance to come over and do this. And I'm like, you too here.
Flip
You got me too old.
Ish
I got a family, bro. I ain't trying to come over there.
Elliot
Oh, wait, these people are not family.
Ish
No, these people are family.
Flip
Oh, but he said he has his family in the house.
Ish
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Elliot
I was about to have a whole nother angle on this.
Flip
No, he said he has family at home.
Joe Budden
Got it, got it, got it. Yeah, I got family at home. You got to just be there for.
Elliot
Your girl and that and your family.
Joe Budden
Family. I see what you're saying. I got it.
Parks
I think that shit covered the territory.
Corey
It does.
Parks
I think it's just part of being a man. And that come with the territory, unfortunately.
Elliot
And if you abuse me on. On.
Joe Budden
On the show up tip, then I'm done. Yeah.
Parks
Cause now. But now you got an excuse not to show up.
Elliot
Oh, I say no without an excuse.
Joe Budden
I don't need an excuse.
Elliot
I'm not. No. Here's why.
Ish
Just no.
Corey
You know why.
Joe Budden
No.
Corey
You know why.
Joe Budden
Just no. That's it.
Flip
All right.
Joe Budden
All right.
Ish
Thank you.
Joe Budden
I just wanted to.
Elliot
Because I'm an adult, and I said so. I said no, that should be the end of it.
Joe Budden
But whatever. Just say I'm a dick, so don't listen to me.
Ish
Y' all want to talk.
Joe Budden
I want to talk about my favorite. My favorite part of the show. No, no, no, no, no, no. Hey, hey.
Corey
You up the rhythm, bro.
Joe Budden
I know, I know, but we can't. We gotta.
Flip
Yeah, you know, you gotta keep that clean. Keep that clean.
Joe Budden
We can't come in.
Flip
Run your game, Joe.
Elliot
Everybody settle down.
Flip
Run the game, game.
Ish
Run the game.
Flip
Run your game. Yo, it's something to that run your game line. That. That stuck with me. Run your game.
Elliot
Getting over.
Flip
Trying to get over the loophole and the loophole.
Joe Budden
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Elliot
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Joe Budden
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Elliot
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Joe Budden
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Corey
Yeah, I want the Wolves, but it's not looking good.
Joe Budden
As a Knick fan, I wanted the Wolves too.
Parks
I bet you did.
Joe Budden
I still think the Thunder can be had. It just ain't been looking like that had we on a basketball court. Yeah.
Ish
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Elliot
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Joe Budden
Won an mvp. Give me a round of applause for that.
Parks
You deserved it.
Joe Budden
Another non American MVP you ain't.
Parks
See, they did the thing. All the MVPs and they broke it down by decade. And yo, the last decade, all four.
Joe Budden
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Parks
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Elliot
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Parks
Now Shay. Yeah, all foreign.
Joe Budden
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Elliot
See, I told you.
Joe Budden
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Joe Budden
There and run your game. That's. I hate this.
Flip
That's the line. That's the line.
Joe Budden
Run your game.
Flip
Run your game.
Joe Budden
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Flip
I can tell. I can tell.
Joe Budden
Okay.
Flip
Yeah.
Joe Budden
All right, moving right along.
Flip
Pap and Ram Joe, I can't avoid it anymore.
Corey
Take us out the group chat. Yeah, yeah.
Flip
There's a lot of things going on with Pap and REM right now on social media. They're going back and forth. It's the first time we really see Papoose use social media in the way he is, apparently.
Elliot
No, it's not.
Flip
Well, like that.
Corey
Like this. It is.
Flip
I didn't see. I didn't see Pap using, like, doing this.
Joe Budden
Well, like this. Yeah.
Ish
That's what we talking about.
Joe Budden
Okay. Yeah. Now take it back. Yeah.
Flip
It must be hard to be in the middle, isn't it?
Corey
I love both of them as well.
Joe Budden
It's not really in my business. I'm on my business, especially when it comes to domestic matters. Right. When people are going through it with somebody married to. Got a kid with my business. Y' all know me. I love R.E.M. i love PAP. Yes. I love them both. Same. I'm against all of this public Internet shit. I think it's all whack. I think it's all goofy and trash. Did I call either one of them to say that? No. Neither did I jump in the live stream. They. Both of them did. Yep.
Corey
I did not.
Joe Budden
And did I look at the phone with my girl and.
Corey
Judge nothing like judging with your girl. That's top tier.
Joe Budden
When. When people go through that shit on.
Elliot
The Internet, all that back and forth off.
Joe Budden
Oh, man. Yeah, Me and my girl. Yeah, we into that.
Elliot
I wanted to take it off of.
Joe Budden
Pap and Rim a little bit. Again, I'm not with none of that. That they doing.
Flip
Yeah.
Corey
At all.
Ish
I want to ask you before you do that, you said cuz you're very close with.
Joe Budden
With.
Ish
With Rim, right? Well, I know you're close with both, but I.
Flip
When you ask if these.
Joe Budden
I'm pretty close.
Flip
When you use. You guys, you can't use certain words like very close. He's talking. He become Mr. Semantics when it comes to that. Are you very close to that?
Elliot
We got him. I love them both. I love them both equally.
Ish
Why would you not call? Like I say that? Because if I saw any of y' all doing anything, I'm gonna pick up the phone and call you just. Yo, dawgs, you straight? Like, sometimes people don't know what they doing. They caught in a moment. I had a family member that was doing something very similar.
Flip
Door.
Ish
I picked the phone up. Yo, bro, what's up?
Joe Budden
I think I'm closer to you than I am Pap and ramp.
Parks
I was about to say it depends.
Ish
That's what.
Joe Budden
That's why I think there's. I think there's a call during turmoil. Closeness that has to exist for sure. I don't know that I've established that with Pap and Rim and Also, the.
Flip
Position that he's in.
Parks
Perfect answer.
Flip
The position.
Ish
The position that he's in is very close, though.
Flip
Because when I. When I called, when the first incident happened and I called, you know, she was making it seem like. Or she said that are you calling me to, like, get news or to be messy? You know, sometimes. And he's closer to them than I am. But sometimes that line can get blurred when you just calling. Yo, you okay? I'm just checking on you. And I had to repeat that and reiterate that. And I didn't talk about it.
Joe Budden
Right.
Flip
So sometimes people get like that. I don't know about Joe, but I.
Ish
Know for me, like, I know you said when Teiana and Shunk.
Flip
Yeah.
Ish
You got on the phone.
Flip
Yeah, but I'm closer. I'm close with them.
Ish
I didn't know the level.
Flip
I can call Tiana. But then there was also expectations. Teanna was also expecting me to come in and talk about the nasty shit that I was seeing. And she said, yo, you can't really keep this quiet. Cause you know it's foul.
Joe Budden
Got it.
Flip
So when you call, you gotta call at the right time. Cause then she put me on the spot.
Ish
Okay.
Parks
Yeah, I definitely think it depends on the relationship that you have with the people.
Joe Budden
Yeah, definitely.
Parks
Some niggas would be like, nigga, get off my phone. Who the fuck are you? But if they look at you with some certain reference, some big bro shoot, then they be more inclined to listen to you. Like, yo, dawg, you know I'm calling you from a place of love. You bugging the fuck out publicly.
Joe Budden
Right?
Parks
You know what I'm saying? Or it ain't.
Elliot
I don't like it. Because they have been the symbol of.
Parks
Black love for a while and marriage and.
Ish
Yeah, all that's doing everything right.
Elliot
When I was on love and hip hop going through it, whatever I was going through, Pap was in my face talking all that. Fucking preacher, preacher, Mr. Healthy Man. Stay. Stick it out, work it out.
Joe Budden
Love your partner. Your girl can do no wrong.
Elliot
This bullshit I ain't want to hear, but that was the brand, so I get it.
Joe Budden
So to see them two go through.
Elliot
This, it's unfortunate, especially with their story, right? Like, I'm hearing Pap go down memory lane with the. Yo, I brought 31 pounds of food to the jail a week I was dead. Yada, yada.
Joe Budden
Like, he.
Elliot
They going down memory lane, so. And they alleging a lot of shit.
Corey
They are.
Ish
Yeah, they are.
Joe Budden
It's tea.
Ish
It's a lot of laundry.
Elliot
Oh, it's tea.
Joe Budden
It is tea. Really? They allege a lot of. Yeah, they.
Ish
They throwing some out there.
Elliot
See, that's how she called that porn po. No Cameron Parks too don't do that. No just kid A pawn poo said cuz he.
Joe Budden
She said that. I didn't. Don't look at me. She said.
Elliot
She said cuz he pawned the jewelry some.
Flip
Yeah, he pulling her bracelets.
Elliot
I don't know that to be true.
Parks
But even if it is like you.
Ish
Pulling the bracelets, could you go through some?
Elliot
I don't. I also don't like when people are.
Flip
This is a.
Elliot
That I don't like when is married and go through. I don't like to say if we was ever married at some point and he was my best friend and Kiki and haha then it should be a different way to go about.
Flip
There's an unspoken rule when you're married to somebody.
Parks
I was about to say how you.
Flip
Handle each other and I don't know.
Parks
Them as well as you guys, but they both just seem super duper solid.
Ish
Right?
Parks
Both of them seem super duper duper solid. And so in that you be like, nah, they not gonna take it here, they not gonna take it there. They not gonna disclose shit that was private.
Ish
They're gonna hold it down.
Parks
Two of them. Like that's what they seem like. And this is shocking.
Flip
Do you think these people. Do you think it's because that we are pre social media days.
Elliot
We come from that?
Flip
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So that's why you handle it.
Parks
No, I just think that. I don't think that. I think that if you solid and you had a relationship with somebody and they meant something to you at some point in time, it's just that you might not disclose that was given to you in confidence.
Joe Budden
Pap said a lot too.
Flip
He did, he did.
Ish
He did.
Parks
No, from what I heard, I heard.
Joe Budden
That he said I wrote your rhymes like oh, oh.
Ish
Now you discredited me.
Elliot
Yeah, yeah, man.
Ish
It's nasty bro for her. But again, hurt people hurt people. They trying to hurt each other.
Joe Budden
Gay. She said she was gay. I've never. If you met Remy, you just don't think oh, you gay.
Elliot
Like this is the first time anybody.
Joe Budden
Said this about Ry. Your husband is saying it. He said he caught you cheating. Multiple. This is nasty. Nasty. I ain't going to repeat any more today that.
Elliot
What I will say though is if y' all was in this position, how would you want your current partner to handle it?
Parks
I wouldn't be in this position.
Ish
Yeah.
Corey
I hope to never be in this position. How would I want my. If my don't feed it. You say the current partner as in the person you're moving on with.
Joe Budden
Yes.
Elliot
Like Clarissa and Duke.
Flip
Easy.
Corey
Actually it's. It's easy to say stay out of it. But you kind of might want them.
Joe Budden
You kind about how to mood in this.
Corey
You might kind of want. He said to have you back at least publicly.
Flip
No, I can't.
Joe Budden
I can't hear you.
Flip
You're mumbling again.
Joe Budden
Is he.
Flip
I can't hear.
Joe Budden
I'm just saying. I'm not saying his name. I ain't with on that. I'm with Pap on sh. Don't shake somebody hand wife.
Flip
I agree.
Joe Budden
I'm still with that.
Flip
And. And I was more. And I felt when you go clout.
Joe Budden
Chasing put me all in your battles and all of this.
Elliot
I'm not with none of that.
Joe Budden
Easy. I'm talking from the position of somebody that loves Rim and Pat.
Flip
I got you. And I felt when Pap said like yo, something that stuck out to me. He was like, I kind of was concerned thinking that he's blackmailing her cause she's acting different. And he plays some audio of him saying that he has videos and tapes and it will come out whenever he wants it to come out. So Pat was like, I called some people behind the scenes like, yo, check on REM and make sure that Duke. That she's in this situation willingly and not in it. Like she's forced. Because he's blackmailing her because he played an audio of Eazy saying not your business no more.
Joe Budden
It's not your business no more.
Ish
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Joe Budden
It's not your business no more. Wait.
Ish
It's not your business.
Joe Budden
It's not your business if it's business too.
Corey
How they're still.
Ish
And that's my child's mother.
Elliot
If they're separated and sleeping in separate.
Joe Budden
Beds like they both claim.
Flip
Yeah.
Elliot
Cool.
Joe Budden
Well, Papoose don't really claim that.
Elliot
But if they separated and sleep still in the same room though separate beds.
Flip
The beds are still in the same.
Ish
We can't.
Corey
We absolutely cannot sit up here as we usually do and say that marriage is a business agreement and then go say it's none of their business if I'm still married to this person. Legally, it is my business.
Parks
I don't care about.
Ish
I don't care about none of that.
Parks
Part Business could get the fuck out of here. I have a double digit Year relationship.
Corey
That too, of course.
Parks
I got love for still love this person. We may be going through whatever what we going through, but her best interest and her well being are still paramount to me.
Joe Budden
All right, that's manipulative and controlling.
Parks
No, it's not. Because I think it's total. I think it's the total.
Flip
Let's have the conversation.
Parks
I think it's the total opposite because.
Joe Budden
Because Rem, I don't know that she's saying this. I'm just using it because we. In this example, Rem is saying it's over, we're done.
Elliot
Sign the papers. I'm not your business. Come pick up your clothes. I packaged them neatly. In this corner right here, kick rocks. I'm with a nigga, right?
Parks
Gotcha.
Elliot
That you punched in the face.
Parks
Gotcha.
Elliot
And I ain't really feeling that.
Parks
Got you my go.
Flip
But then if you hearing that, that.
Joe Budden
Doesn'T answer the question.
Flip
If you hearing that your wife.
Elliot
We ain't even got to talk about them. If somebody's getting over on any one of our child's mothers that we not with, how is it our business?
Parks
It depends on the level of relationship that you have with that person.
Elliot
Stop it.
Parks
Let me answer the same way you just answered, bro. If I have a 10, 12 year relationship, 15 year relationship with one of your exes that y' all, you still love the person. You want what's best for the person, especially if they're your child's mother. You still want what's best for the person. So anything that affects them, affects your kids.
Elliot
You one was best for someone is not enough. The other person has to receive it. You can want the best for somebody. All we know a in jail now.
Parks
That's not true. Yo, they don't have to receive it. I could still want the best for them without them receiving it.
Elliot
And if I start calling the police and treating this like what it is, then you going to be jammed up talking about I love you and I.
Joe Budden
Want the best for you.
Flip
So hold on, stop. I don't understand what y' all saying.
Parks
Manipulative. Where's it manipulative on?
Elliot
Because the person you saying I love you and I want your business best interest is saying you're dub.
Flip
So you trying to say that he.
Elliot
Should you take it upon yourself now to continue the behaviors of what the best for this person without it being it's on you.
Parks
Yeah, true that. That don't mean I'm manipulating the person.
Elliot
Yo, we've lost controlling.
Parks
I don't think it's Controlling either. Yo, we've loved somebody that we've seen going off the deep end. And they saying you and you still are doing things and moving behind closed doors. Yo, I know he was running off at the mouth. Yo, spare him.
Flip
Yeah, right.
Parks
Yo, I know he was doing xyz. Yo, that's why people's look out for him. I know he bugging the out.
Elliot
None of y' all would call your baby's mom and say, yo, the new you moving on with.
Joe Budden
Watch yourself. Stop it.
Elliot
I don't know what y' all talking about.
Flip
We wouldn't do like that.
Elliot
So why y' all trying to sell me a bridge?
Flip
But hold on. But hold on.
Elliot
Don't try to sell me no bridge.
Flip
But if my children. If my children's mother. If my children's mother maybe if my children's mother's on the verge of being blackmailed. Nigga, I'm concerned.
Ish
True.
Flip
I'm concerned.
Corey
I've done that with girlfriends.
Flip
He got tapes. He got tapes. This nigga's on audio saying he got tapes and pictures of you and that he can expose it at any time. I'm concerned I'm gonna want to do something because that's still my children's mother.
Parks
Flip chart.
Ish
He is 100, right?
Flip
And my children have to see this.
Elliot
I'm not. I'm not gonna argue it.
Joe Budden
I'm not gonna argue it because.
Flip
So you just saying. You're just saying that a person should just mind their business. That's your route. Yo. You got yourself in it. I'm a mind my business. We're no longer together. Whatever come out of that. Come out of that. That's just dance. Yes, that's an interesting stuff.
Ish
Especially when kids involved. Hell no. Absolutely.
Flip
That's an interesting story.
Parks
No, not just that, nigga. We got a 20 year relationship.
Elliot
I hear that you have to trust your child's mother and her decision making. You cannot police it, you can't parent it, you can't monitor it. You can't talk to them. So they could make the best decision.
Joe Budden
Decision. But.
Elliot
And there's nothing you can do about it.
Ish
If you're watching them get blackmailed or something, you can sit there and try.
Parks
To make sure they take the parents mother out of it. My. This was once my friend that I love the out of for 20 years. And I still care about their well being.
Joe Budden
Right.
Parks
We not together no more. I still want you to go on and be prosperous, dog.
Joe Budden
Sign the papers.
Elliot
If every time you do that and make that move, the person on the Other end is saying, you'll sign these papers and get the out my face. At some point you're gonna have to.
Parks
Get the out you.
Elliot
I think that. I think Pap is hurt.
Parks
I think that both things could be true.
Elliot
I think they both hurt y' all.
Parks
I think both things could be true.
Elliot
Pap is more hurt.
Ish
I don't.
Corey
I don't know about that.
Ish
I don't.
Parks
I'm agree with you.
Joe Budden
I think more.
Elliot
And again, I'm totally talking out my ass like I don't have a fact nowhere.
Joe Budden
I agree. I have not spoken to anybody.
Elliot
But just listening to PAP's live stream versus her live stream, he seemed more concerned. He getting into shit that. Yo, dog, you. You don't have to tell us all. All the people she checked cheated with. It's not, it's not relevant. It's immaterial. There's no point to that right now. If you getting into that and the other person is saying, I have your packed. Sign the papers and get out my face. I think that ain't all.
Ish
The other part, that ain't all. The other person is saying though. They are both saying things to try to hurt each other. She's up here saying, yo, he was the brokest I've ever been with of everybody. Of every man I've ever been with, he's the brokest.
Joe Budden
She's a girl.
Ish
I'm just speaking on what her people are doing.
Joe Budden
You can't do that, girl.
Ish
Both of them are hurt and are trying to hurt the other one.
Elliot
The man has to hurt different than the girl. Sorry. That's my belief.
Ish
I'm agreeing with y' all. That the man should do wrong.
Parks
Look, and that's why we can't call each other and say, yo, my. I'm calling to tell you good night.
Ish
Yeah, don't call me that.
Elliot
You just man to man, good night call, you say good night.
Parks
No, you can't. No, you can't call me and say good night. But the that you just said, saying that men hurt differently than women, that's the.
Elliot
They should, they shouldn't.
Parks
They be human.
Elliot
Yes, they should.
Parks
You're wrong.
Elliot
I have a different opinion.
Parks
I've heard niggas call my phone three, four o'clock in the morning. But I've seen you hurt before. I've seen a bunch of my male friends hurt before. What we show in the public facing and what we show behind closed doors is two totally different things. Because men are not allowed to hurt in public like that.
Elliot
That is not really my Point.
Joe Budden
And I agree with that.
Elliot
What I'm saying is you said they should hurt differently. I know, but that's open for interpretation.
Joe Budden
So let me explain what I'm saying.
Ish
Go ahead.
Flip
Let me smile.
Elliot
If and you have seen me hurt before.
Flip
I have.
Parks
I'm not saying it as a shot. My n. You might.
Ish
It's not a shot.
Elliot
No, dog, I'm king hurt. There's nobody that's wrong. You Jaylen.
Parks
Jaylen hurt.
Elliot
Yo, Jalen hurts. Two weeks ago, I cried because the host of Saturday Night Live during Mother's Day told like some sappy story in the front. There was a nigga named the white actor. We love him. He was up there like, oh, and my mom is in the audience and she used to take me to these clubs and dance. So right now I ask your mother.
Parks
Please dance with me.
Elliot
Boy, I dried up a storm watching Saturday Night Live. I've been to all that shit.
Joe Budden
Got it.
Elliot
I'm just saying if after the breakup, you hear me, somebody I was with 10, 15 years have along. You hear me saying, yo, this whole. This slut, she ass, she ain't worth. She ain't. If you just hear me speaking about her in a way, you will be look, you will be looked at differently as a man. We going to know you hurt. And that's why you get it off thousand percent. But how you are handling your hurt, you're going to be looked at different. Versus is maybe this is sexist. Sexist.
Ish
You made OS3 and ain't nobody look at you differently like a man.
Elliot
You talking about.
Corey
You gota shut the up. You just got shut the up.
Elliot
Ain't no.
Flip
Get out of here.
Elliot
You bringing up the arts. You wrote it in the arts.
Ish
You wrote it.
Elliot
I'm talking about in real life.
Parks
You went in the studio and recorded it.
Flip
You could have kept it was and.
Ish
Try to keep you from putting it out.
Elliot
Why?
Ish
Because a man shouldn't be doing that publicly.
Joe Budden
Oh, one of the greatest cheating songs ever.
Elliot
He cooking.
Ish
That's not the point.
Elliot
He cooking. If you're taking my art and putting it in real life, which is I.
Flip
Put real life.
Parks
Different than you getting on a live stream saying the that you said in a song.
Joe Budden
That's awesome. I think we're moving the conversation somewhere different. Neither one of them have a song.
Elliot
Out Neither one of them have a song out that we could have that debated.
Joe Budden
So.
Flip
You right, OG.
Ish
You right.
Joe Budden
You got it.
Flip
Yeah, we got you.
Elliot
We got you. You wrong, OG but listen, if I'll.
Joe Budden
Repeat, I'll repeat if the lady is.
Elliot
Asking for a divorce and you are still on the points that helped y'.
Joe Budden
All to separate, it's gonna be looked at a different.
Elliot
Like he even saying on there, he's.
Joe Budden
Saying, yo, you cheated, I took you back.
Flip
Yes, you cheated again.
Elliot
I took you back. Cheated again. I went to therapy. So you telling us you want her back?
Parks
I disagree.
Flip
No. So what led to this?
Parks
No, what I think he's trying to do, hear me out. I don't know them, so let's be clear. But oftentimes when people break up, the man bears the brunt of that. I think he's shifting the blame, saying, yo, you were doing all of these things and I was a stand up nigga in that and I took you back. I went to therapy, I did all this other shit and you still did other shit.
Elliot
See, I don't think you ever get.
Joe Budden
To vacation from being a stand up nigga.
Elliot
Pap has been nothing but a stand up nigga to our knowledge, publicly.
Parks
True.
Elliot
So now, now don't start not being that. And I'm not saying that's happening because I love him, but don't appear any other way now that there's turmoil and divorce.
Parks
And I think that's what he's doing. I think he's telling the world, dog, I was a stand up nigga through all this shit. I stood by you, I did all of these things. And it plays out and looks away for him like, yo, damn, he was supportive. Oh, he got cheated on mad times. Oh, he went to therapy. Men don't be wanting to go to therapy. Oh, damn. He's the good guy. He's the consummate good guy. I think that's, that's what they he's.
Elliot
Saying and I think pap look away. Posting a picture of homeboy with the. Yo, could you believe. Don't let me go read this.
Ish
He already took it down, I bet.
Elliot
But that is my point. That right there is my point. He posted something that he shouldn't have posted about somebody that he shouldn't have posted about. Put a caption that he shouldn't have put. Somebody that love him or he just came to his better senses, said, yo, this ain't how I should present.
Parks
Yeah, the phone call.
Elliot
I just think that's what I'm trying to say. Hurt should present differently.
Ish
Now to your point about the whole. She's saying, yo, I don't care about none of that. Sign a divorce. Sign a divorce. Sign a divorce. And he hasn't done it. He also put up when he did finally sign a divorce and everything and wrote a caption with it. And one of the things in there, because he said she lied for an hour straight. But actions speak louder than words. You just caught me yesterday trying to get back with me.
Elliot
Should have did that either.
Ish
I know. We shouldn't have.
Elliot
It's nasty.
Ish
Well, wait, let's.
Elliot
Nasty.
Flip
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Elliot
It's nasty.
Ish
But listen, listen. Let's say that is. Let's say that happened. So let's say if it happened, you.
Joe Budden
Shouldn'T say it happened.
Ish
I'm not talking about the. I'm talking about the fact that he ain't signed the papers in so long. Cause you saying it. All she's saying is, nigga, you want my best interest? Whatever. I don't want none of that. Sign the paper. Sign the paper. Sign the papers. But if she was behind closed doors, calling them, trying to get back, then there's more conversation happening than just sign the paper. Sign the paper. Sign the papers. Which would say why he might not have signed the paper.
Joe Budden
Papers.
Flip
He just believes.
Parks
Depending on what.
Ish
You know what, Now I'm done. Done. You believe.
Flip
You believe in double standards. You believe that the man should just. If you honorable, you should carry it like a man. Be who you are. Keep it behind the scenes. Let the woman do.
Elliot
I've not always exhibited that behavior. I stand in that.
Flip
Honestly.
Ish
I said that 100%.
Parks
I agree with you.
Ish
Women gonna do that. We got to do what?
Elliot
Like, she calling him homeless?
Ish
Yeah, she.
Flip
But there's some honorable. There's some honorable women, bro. Like, it took Teyana a long time to even make that. It's just some honorable women that need to be highlighted that live off the code and the creed of. I just wanna handle this behind the scenes.
Ish
Even in her case. Even in Teiana's case, she tried to file with initials.
Flip
She did.
Ish
So nobody would know who it was.
Flip
She did.
Ish
And dude went and was like, no, I want our names out there.
Joe Budden
His honorable, dishonorable humans on both sides. I just want to be careful with that because women deal with so much from that. However y' all choose to respond depending.
Elliot
On what you're dealing with.
Joe Budden
That's true.
Flip
I understand.
Elliot
So you don't want to compare pain.
Flip
I respect that.
Elliot
I love rim. I love Pat. I wish they would stop. They're still at it right now, currently.
Ish
Yeah.
Joe Budden
And that's what I got, man. It.
Parks
Yeah.
Corey
Yeah. The world does not need to know all this information at all.
Ish
And, like, just because one do it.
Corey
The Other one don't got to do it.
Parks
Yeah, like, just.
Ish
But that's hard for people.
Corey
It is.
Flip
Yo, that's a star right there. That's a star. To the. Walked in here with the aura. Boy, that's a star. We up, boy. We up, boy. We up.
Parks
I see it.
Flip
That's been saluting.
Elliot
I've been saluting that nigga this whole time right there.
Flip
Boy, I been. I don't know that nigga. I been saluting him this whole time. Stop. He walked in with the red.
Joe Budden
He is so stupid. For the. For the audience. My girl son is here. Yes. For years he's been asking me to come to this pod, to actually see the pod. But until I saw him at these camps.
Elliot
He wasn't worthy. Hey, come to the pod now. Come on up to the pod.
Ish
Come on up.
Elliot
Come on me icing, boy, don't he look like a football player?
Flip
He do, he do. He got that whole around.
Parks
Look like a cornerback. He look like cornerback.
Flip
Smart.
Ish
Fast as hell.
Joe Budden
Came up. Welcome, man, welcome.
Flip
Be nice.
Joe Budden
Look at her over there, too. Out of here.
Flip
I can see it now, boy.
Joe Budden
She think I ain't got coming to the camp so she can do that with them coaches again.
Flip
You hate.
Parks
Yo, you hating. You hating, though.
Flip
I don't like that, Coach.
Elliot
Yeah, look, we going be in Jersey.
Flip
We going to be right in Jersey.
Joe Budden
Look, I'm hating.
Elliot
I don't care. You think I came out?
Joe Budden
Yeah, I know he was talking to the coach. I'mma talk you to you in private.
Elliot
Talk to you, have a little conversation. Little chatty chat.
Parks
Yo. Oh, man. Stupid.
Flip
Prayers, prayers, prayers, prayers in this man.
Parks
Prayers for real.
Joe Budden
Prayers for Pap, prayers for rim.
Elliot
Do y' all think that Clarissa should.
Flip
Mind her business when you can fight? No, you don't have to. When you get busy, you don't got to. You don't got to. When you get busy. If you're gonna clap me, then you don't have to. If you get busy, you can do what you want. If I know I can get busy.
Joe Budden
That'S the part I don't like.
Elliot
I don't like it neither, but it's my new. My new girl gotta sit back.
Flip
I agree.
Elliot
While I'm talking to 10, let me.
Joe Budden
Ask you a question of history. I agree with you that I have.
Elliot
A child with that I was married. I. I know you want to stick up for me and yada, yada, yada, but the new girl might have to relax. Same with the new. I ain't like that rim either. What wasn't I just chilling all day yesterday here he going to bed. Yeah, shut the up. Shut the up.
Flip
He did that.
Elliot
Yeah, we talking to R. Where was I. Where was I at all day yesterday? Here you go in the back with me.
Joe Budden
He lucky I ain't no better Pepper. Boy, he is crazy. Oh, no.
Ish
They've been going crazy.
Flip
I d in absolutely hate in their crib.
Joe Budden
Ry don't even look right when she in his crib.
Flip
Yeah, no, she.
Elliot
She hopped on the stream told. Yeah, I'm holding down in front of.
Joe Budden
That.
Flip
But she was at.
Joe Budden
I'm out of here, man.
Flip
What. What you mean she? The old. The old remnant started coming back. The old rim with palm was back. What you talking about, man?
Elliot
Night nature up in there.
Flip
He had the true religions on.
Ish
He said, man.
Joe Budden
No, they told me that true religion came back in style, so I.
Flip
The true.
Ish
Yeah, true back, man.
Joe Budden
Yeah, See, I'm old. What do I. Yeah, true. True.
Flip
Did come at me the big.
Joe Budden
I know nothing about no style.
Ish
Me neither.
Joe Budden
You ain't listen to this podcast for style tips from Joe?
Ish
Me neither.
Joe Budden
It's crazy.
Ish
That's funny. Yo, you stupid, son. Bad nature in there.
Flip
I don't think the should be in the background, even involving himself. I think it sounds crazy.
Joe Budden
Kick robs.
Flip
Yeah, I think it come on.
Parks
Even.
Flip
Even like you too much coverage that.
Ish
We had, especially if he slept you already.
Flip
He went crazy when he talked about the sleeping.
Parks
Yo. Even the. With RG3. I didn't know that that came to. To my attention that RG3 was in the back talking and his girl was in the back.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Parks
Adding in, I was like, oh, yeah. Oh, y.
Flip
Nasty.
Ish
Yeah.
Elliot
More power to all thoughts and prayers.
Joe Budden
Yeah. I'm glad my days of public feuding with someone I love are over with Jesus. Yeah. That's notorious because there's no way to tell your new partner to shut the up and mind your business, especially if.
Ish
The other person says something. It's hard.
Flip
Yo, man, you bugging, man.
Ish
It's hard.
Parks
Cause. Cause let me be clear. How did this start? I heard it started from an interview that Shorty had on.
Elliot
It depends on whose story you believe.
Joe Budden
They say that every time Clarissa opened her mouth, she talked about REM And Pat.
Parks
But I heard it wasn't negative.
Elliot
No matter.
Joe Budden
Don't matter.
Flip
Don't mention my name matters.
Parks
It matters.
Elliot
No, it don't. Don't talk about me on your interview.
Parks
It matters.
Ish
I don't think it matters, bro.
Parks
I think it matters.
Joe Budden
It don't matter. You could tell the Interviewer to list the things you don't want to talk about.
Elliot
And you should have enough going on. If you don't have enough going on to not talk about me, then you shouldn't be doing it.
Joe Budden
Interview.
Parks
Let me ask you this. If somebody says something positive, right? Because I. I didn't see it, but I heard that it wasn't nothing malicious. I heard she didn't say nothing bad. Cool. And if you are really over it, like you saying you over it, then the fact that somebody said your name but in a positive way and didn't say nothing malicious, if you really, really, really over it, you let that go.
Ish
No, not, not. If not over it, I might not like this person.
Elliot
It might not be over.
Parks
That's my point. That's my point.
Joe Budden
Nothing wrong.
Parks
No, but you hold stance was come get your shit, sign these papers, I'm over you.
Ish
But that could be that. And then also I don't fuck with shorty and don't ever say my name. Nothing. Don't talk to me. We done already had this before. So you don't ever say nothing to me. I won't say nothing to you.
Elliot
And one don't mean the other because justifying bullshit. Wait, one don't mean the other.
Ish
I'm not justifying it.
Elliot
Can I just say what I'm saying, please? Because the woman is doing. Going through the necessary course of action during breakup don't mean that she's not emotional doing it.
Joe Budden
It just means she's dealing with the.
Elliot
Emotions and going through it. Any one of the girls that called me and said, hey, you could keep, keep that shit, it's over forever and never come out of here and was actually carrying it like that. I still thought they was hurt. Remy could still be hurt, but she going through it saying, I want this to be a rap.
Parks
Both of them are hurt, bro.
Joe Budden
Both of them are hurt.
Elliot
They both hurt.
Ish
Their actions are showing that they both hurt. Because when you don't really. When you really don't give a, you don't do none of this.
Joe Budden
I do think the new party got shut the up. Got it on both sides.
Flip
Got you.
Joe Budden
No matter if you're saying something good or bad, let's let.
Elliot
Let the two people that was in the relationship deal with it without the extras, without the media coverage.
Joe Budden
Breakfast Club. Hell no.
Elliot
I love them both.
Corey
Thoughts and prayers. Teasing peace.
Elliot
I'm with them both. I'm not calling because y' all still.
Joe Budden
In the midst of it.
Elliot
I'd be saying, yo, I'm a call as soon as this should die down a little bit. And then don't.
Flip
Forget.
Joe Budden
Years be on fire, though. God damn.
Corey
Anywho, T's and peace while we're at T's and peas. It's reported that Sasha Jenkins, legendary journalist.
Joe Budden
Ego.
Corey
True trip. I was a writer on the Boondocks, various television shows. Books. Wrote books with Elliot. Legendary hip hop journalist. Passed away.
Joe Budden
So real hip hop head man.
Corey
Yeah, yeah.
Joe Budden
Rest in peace, Sasha. That was my man. Y' all said the Jim Mercy pass.
Corey
Yeah, yeah, that's too.
Joe Budden
Yeah, that's it. Yikes.
Corey
What a character.
Joe Budden
Jesus.
Corey
Thoughts?
Flip
Jim Mercy is a coach.
Parks
Owner of the Colts.
Ish
Of the Colts.
Joe Budden
Owner of the Colts. He runs down there.
Corey
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Or did he gave the team to who?
Ish
His daughters.
Joe Budden
Love that. Love that love that.
Corey
Might need a little outstanding. Got a little outstanding.
Joe Budden
Sure.
Corey
Yeah. Let's hit a little.
Ish
That's the generational. He got it from his father. Generational.
Corey
Yeah.
Ish
Pass it down.
Corey
I think they said he was 37 when he got the Colts. Crazy. Thoughts and prayers. What they say? For the shoe.
Joe Budden
For the shoe.
Corey
For the shoe. Thoughts and prayers for the shoe.
Joe Budden
Just not tonight.
Corey
That's true. That's not a shoe. That's not what they call it. What they should say. The Sirs. Yes, sirs.
Joe Budden
Yeah. That was the worst playoff T shirt in the world.
Ish
Wait, what did it say?
Joe Budden
It said yes, the yes, sirs.
Ish
I get it.
Elliot
Yes.
Ish
Yeah.
Elliot
S. No, that's how you know they.
Joe Budden
They. They ain't about to win nothing. That was the wackest T shirt ever made, man.
Elliot
Rest in peace, Jim Hersey.
Joe Budden
Sasha Jenkins.
Elliot
Hey, hey. I mean, two step right quick. It's a holiday weekend out. This talk to.
Sasha Jenkins
I feel alive.
Elliot
Yes, sir.
Ish
So excited.
Joe Budden
Makes me wanna shucking. Yes, sir.
Corey
Yes, sirs.
Elliot
Actually, you know what I do want? Indiana Pacer fans to enjoy their moment.
Joe Budden
Right?
Elliot
That was an epic comeback victory the other night.
Corey
Was that little choke.
Joe Budden
I ain't about to hate. I ain't about to hate y' all did that.
Elliot
Have hope and faith. It looks like y' all truly have a shot to make the NBA Finals. On the flip side of that, to Nick fans out there who may be discouraged.
Joe Budden
Picture this, will you?
Elliot
Adam Silver sitting in his office, drinking coffee.
Parks
Advertisers going.
Elliot
I mean, having a little tiramisu mocha latte.
Ish
Yeah.
Corey
Yeah.
Elliot
Having his favorite little meal in a group chat with some of the homies. Just picturing how he wants this NBA Finals to look. Oh, my God, A head scratcher. Do I want the Indiana Pacers to be there?
Joe Budden
Or New York City.
Parks
David versus Goliath.
Elliot
Damn, do I want Nate Smith.
Corey
And you don't want David versus David.
Elliot
Johnny Miles Turner, who y' all was trying to trade for a Lucy Pascal. He wasn't even dressed like it was the.
Joe Budden
Like the Finals is coming up.
Elliot
You ever see the Pacers walking bed?
Parks
He had essentials on.
Elliot
On them. Look a mess.
Ish
Yeah, essentials one what I'm saying.
Elliot
Pacer fans, very judgy.
Parks
No, I know Joe's gonna say.
Corey
He'S not here for fashion tips. You said so you could give him.
Ish
He just had essentials.
Elliot
Hey, hey, hey, Pacer fans. I just don't know if Adam Silver is picking your city to be. I just don't know that's a real thing.
Parks
Do you know the money that's gonna be made? Made if the New York Knicks make the NBA Finals?
Joe Budden
At every level.
Elliot
At every level.
Parks
Every level.
Joe Budden
Are you crazy?
Parks
Advertising clubs?
Elliot
Yeah.
Parks
I mean, starlets don't want the paces. Are you crazy?
Joe Budden
Why you. And I just noticed those are pace of colors.
Flip
You cool. Oh, she on the. He tried.
Joe Budden
You cool.
Parks
I mean, Pacer.
Elliot
Pacer fans out there, listen, Pacer tickets are going for $29.
Parks
No, they not. I look, them shits ain't that cheap.
Joe Budden
They're 230.
Parks
No, no, no.
Joe Budden
They ain't much more the cheapest. I'm saying. The cheapest. The cheapest. The cheapest.
Elliot
The cheapest.
Parks
Oh, the nosebleed.
Joe Budden
The cheapest ticket.
Ish
The bleed.
Joe Budden
The cheapest ticket, I think is going for 220 or something, but for joke purposes, it's all stepped on.
Elliot
Yo, your Pacer tickets is going for like 1999, something like that. Knicks tickets, very different ball game.
Joe Budden
Anyway, man. See the Pac.
Parks
I think that. I think that the Knicks. I mean, not the Knicks, the NBA are prepared to market both because you can market small versus, versus.
Corey
So is it rigged or. No. We were just talking about the rig of the draft and Shaq went and said something was rigged. He asked him if he wanted to play where it's warm or whatever it was. Is it rigged or no.
Parks
Who asked him that?
Corey
He was on an interview and they said, I think David Stern came up and said, you want to play somewhere warm or.
Joe Budden
Oh, yeah. Well, for the draft, when he got drafted, he went to Orlando.
Parks
Just so happened, Orlando won the first pick.
Joe Budden
Yeah. Anyway, I do believe the draft to be somewhat tinkered with. I think the playoffs sometimes get tinkered with, too. I think this is business. At the end of the day, I.
Parks
Think it's business for sure. Yo, I'm.
Ish
Keep it.
Joe Budden
We don't want to see no Pacers.
Parks
You don't want to hear this. Friday night, my. That game the other night. Night, they fought through a lot of who it was. And ones left and right, they fought through a lot of. To win that game. Like standard tickets. 462.
Joe Budden
Them was just raised on porridge.
Elliot
Not cor.
Parks
Non Steroid calf.
Joe Budden
No. Them go get their water from, like, the well.
Elliot
The well. They gotta churn the.
Flip
They gotta do the.
Parks
Don't stop running. I think y' all.
Joe Budden
I think Nixon five. Nixon five. Talking about walking right now.
Elliot
Five into an eight, Nixon five into an eight until it die.
Joe Budden
God damn it.
Corey
You kind of wearing OKC colors. What's going on with you?
Parks
Yeah, Mr. Minnesota.
Joe Budden
I just like the city.
Parks
Me, too.
Joe Budden
It wasn't deep for me. Nah, you got the matching. Y' all do the matching top and bottoms like the bitch just sweatsuit.
Parks
You don't wear sweatsuits.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Parks
All right. Got you.
Joe Budden
So let's go.
Flip
Let's go, Nick.
Elliot
Go, Nick.
Flip
That's it.
Elliot
All right. What else we got? What else we got? Gloria got a nose job. I know. Ice is fuming.
Ish
I didn't even know she had a nose.
Flip
Oh, you don't. Watch this.
Joe Budden
Oh, my God. Jesus, Mary. Yo, it's got. So I just really want to know.
Parks
I don't know every tattoo.
Joe Budden
No. If you didn't have a girl.
Ish
No, I don't.
Joe Budden
If you didn't have a girl.
Ish
I don't. I can't speak for that. I speak for what I know.
Joe Budden
Well, that's why I'm speaking for.
Elliot
If you didn't have.
Joe Budden
If you didn't have a girl, that. Be done moved to Memphis by now.
Ish
But anyway.
Parks
Yeah.
Joe Budden
You can't follow your girl.
Elliot
Let you follow Glorilo on Instagram.
Ish
I follow Glow on Instagram.
Joe Budden
And Twitter.
Ish
And Twitter.
Corey
Gotta know when the album drop.
Joe Budden
Exactly. And the calendar.
Corey
The Glow Roll calendars.
Ish
That's crazy.
Elliot
Wait, I just got a Glow calendar. All right. Gloria having a nose job seems to.
Joe Budden
Be a big deal for some reason.
Elliot
So, Ice, how do you feel? Break it down for us. I don't feel. No, unpack it.
Ish
What does that unpack?
Corey
Did they do a good job?
Ish
Big deal out of it because the Internet likes making big deals out of that.
Joe Budden
Don't. No, they made a big deal out of it because her nose was her thing. Her nose was like her thing. Like Rick Ross's beard. It was a thing. Yeah, it was part of her, like Image.
Elliot
She used to rap about it all the time.
Ish
Okay. I. I don't. It's not a big deal to me.
Elliot
That's why James Harden popped up tomorrow with no beard. Somebody would say something about it, that's all.
Ish
Yeah, they would.
Elliot
Her nose is that cat.
Ish
And she said and did like they point out. Did she get her nose done? She like and did.
Flip
Do y' all feel the way that Meg the stallion unfollowed her?
Joe Budden
They said that was cap, anyway.
Flip
They said it was cap.
Joe Budden
Yeah, they said it was Cap.
Flip
D Sauces. They got me. I'm on my. They just.
Joe Budden
They caught me and just cock.
Ish
Yo.
Flip
You trying to call me something else? No, watch your mouth.
Joe Budden
I didn't say nothing.
Flip
You got the family here. Watch your mouth, man.
Ish
Yeah, but I don't care about that.
Flip
Nobody care about that.
Elliot
Joe.
Parks
Yeah.
Joe Budden
No. Okay. So I'm not going to get into the self hatred part of it.
Ish
There's.
Parks
He trying to walk the bathroom. Definitely not get.
Flip
And do you think that anybody that gets plastic surgery is self hatred?
Joe Budden
I think those jobs specifically speak to it. I don't. I'm not against plastic surgery surgery.
Elliot
I think a lot of black women.
Joe Budden
That get nose jobs, for them to have an issue with their old nose is because it was a black nose and they wanted to rid themselves of their black nose to be accepted in other spaces sometimes.
Parks
What if they know it wasn't a black nose?
Joe Budden
Yeah, okay.
Flip
They have the other nose, the mix.
Joe Budden
I ain't talking to that person. And you just got nose job. But nose jobs that I don't see a whole of bunch.
Elliot
I don't see all.
Joe Budden
And pardon my ignorance, I wait till Mark gets here to correct me about nose jobs since he know everything about some shit. Shut up, nigga. But I don't see girls that go.
Elliot
Get nose jobs come back with like, you know, in the barbershop, there's like.
Joe Budden
The picture of like the 20 different cuts.
Flip
Yeah, 20 different.
Elliot
I think, at the nose job spot today.
Joe Budden
But like, three noses you could get.
Elliot
They all come out with either one of three noses and they all European. I don't ever see no black girl go in and come out with a different black girl nose. Now you just got a white girl nose.
Flip
I don't think I hate you.
Ish
I just think.
Elliot
I'm not saying it's about glow.
Joe Budden
I opened the combo up. Yeah. I'm not saying this about glow, really.
Ish
I just think today, man, people got the opportunity to fix whatever the fuck you don't like. It don't necessarily Gotta be self hatred. Shit. I ain't like my teeth. I went got invisalign. It's not self hatred.
Parks
I think. I think. And you in a public spotlight now.
Joe Budden
You was cool with your nose. You stop fixing after teeth.
Ish
Yes.
Elliot
You answer me, man.
Flip
They got good noses.
Ish
You answer me, bro.
Flip
That nigga got good noses.
Joe Budden
How about you? What you want to fix up on yourself beside your bikini line?
Corey
That's self hatred.
Elliot
Would you do something like that?
Parks
What? Get a nose job?
Elliot
Not even just nose job, but lipo.
Joe Budden
What else is this?
Parks
Let me take that back.
Elliot
Filler.
Joe Budden
You do the filler though?
Parks
If I was.
Joe Budden
What's that filler you do Face right in your face.
Flip
Yeah, little Botox.
Parks
Yo, shut up.
Joe Budden
No disrespect.
Ish
You ain't get that when you had the yes is. I'm asking a question.
Parks
Get what?
Ish
All right, listen.
Parks
The filler's in my face. Yes.
Ish
I wasn't with you.
Elliot
I was just asked is your face looks mad different from when we was in part move. He just. Y on God.
Flip
Why would he get feelings? He not fix his and not fix his jibs.
Joe Budden
Cuz.
Elliot
Y' all don't look at the whole episode, but his clips floating around of is in the old basement.
Joe Budden
He.
Elliot
His forehead was different. That could just be with a.
Flip
Let me see, let me see, let me see, let me see. This is clean. That tox.
Elliot
He got that tox.
Parks
N. If I was overweight. Yeah, I would like.
Elliot
Oh, you hear that talking out the.
Corey
Riz.
Elliot
Yo, you heard the Riz that say if I was over talk to these.
Parks
No, I I would get lightball or something if I was like, you know, morbidly obese.
Joe Budden
Yeah, yeah, the bundle.
Parks
What's that?
Joe Budden
That's when you get a few things, though.
Corey
Might as well while you're in.
Parks
Stop playing.
Joe Budden
All right.
Parks
Yo, you're the authority on all things.
Joe Budden
Female, which is a shame. Which is a shame. You going get an ass lift.
Flip
What the is wrong with the BE52?
Elliot
I'm saying.
Corey
You think it's sagging now?
Flip
Yeah, he don't care about his yee. Yo, he don't care about that. I think the multi maker is his jibs fixed, right, dog?
Parks
I'm.
Flip
It's gonna come in with a new smile. I'm telling you, it's over for.
Joe Budden
Oh, my God.
Ish
Stop with the color contacts.
Joe Budden
I would never do. Oh, yeah. He still. He put that to bed finally. Thank God. Thank God. Let me see that stopped working for him. That's why. Look, it's hot back Brown.
Elliot
They back brown again.
Flip
Color context.
Joe Budden
We did all the pretty odd golden vanished. Got money that eyes didn't mean nothing.
Elliot
No more at all.
Flip
Cute ain't even mean nothing.
Elliot
Yeah, worried cute ain't mean that. Change up their whole criteria.
Parks
My dumb ass at East Orange High start pulling up with CRXs and Audis.
Elliot
That little curly hair waves all that is going.
Parks
I hauled ass to the suburbs. Haul dads to the suburbs.
Elliot
Breaking news, breaking news. Breaking news. No more pictures.
Joe Budden
Pennies.
Elliot
They're not making pennies anymore.
Corey
I. I read that and then I read that pennies cost 3 cents to make. Which I was like, oh yeah, I guess they should get rid of them. Man.
Joe Budden
I read 2 cent but still same shit.
Corey
Yeah.
Elliot
And I feel like that was a question I should have asked myself a long time ago. How much does it cost to produce a penny?
Parks
Who gives a fuck?
Corey
I feel like things. I think they could stop at quarters. To be completely honest with you.
Parks
I think they slowly gonna stop at all this shit. I think nickels about to stop soon about nickels are stupid.
Corey
Nickels been stupid.
Elliot
I don't want to be around people.
Joe Budden
To have.
Flip
Even when I needed to change. Still got to change.
Parks
Y' all are elitist.
Elliot
Still got the when the last time.
Ish
You touched some change.
Elliot
That dude is, is, is noisy.
Flip
Me too.
Elliot
That dude is loud. Just clinging around said that dude is noisy and he had the cashier like counting it out. They gonna give you exact.
Flip
Yeah.
Ish
Oh you know what else is fun? Them don't know math now either. You get them at all.
Elliot
These little are dodos.
Parks
You go in there with and then they type it in first and then you give them the change after them look at you like you an alien.
Corey
The problem with change is you just lose it anyway. Fall out your pocket in the all.
Parks
My car got changed on the side.
Joe Budden
Pink. The pink.
Elliot
The pink shit. You still the Barbie World truck.
Parks
I keep trying to take it back.
Ish
I be forgetting.
Elliot
I ain't going to say nothing about.
Joe Budden
The people that are bad at math now. Cuz sometimes my son put his little equations game on difficult start ask you up a little bit. Come ask. Hey, hey.
Elliot
I don't know. I don't care. I do not care.
Corey
He's the math guy.
Parks
I hear Lex is six.
Elliot
Lex is seven.
Flip
Seven.
Ish
Pardon me, second grade, man.
Elliot
What that got to do with that equations game?
Ish
What's the like.
Elliot
Go ahead, go ahead, speak.
Parks
What's the hardest?
Elliot
What are you talking about? No, it's not. I don't know if it's a Kid's game.
Flip
He's saying that he definitely.
Ish
He know the answer.
Joe Budden
Answers no.
Flip
Okay? That's why he came. This.
Parks
You need to know the answers why.
Elliot
I'mma leave him his little million dollars.
Corey
He got an account.
Elliot
I know how to count.
Corey
I know how to count. Hey, yo, so.
Parks
So can you, yo, wire that money to math?
Flip
So you're good at math?
Parks
Yeah, I'm all right.
Flip
Algebra and all that. Algebra two and all that. I'll put you to a test.
Corey
Keep going about stats.
Parks
Keep going.
Flip
I stopped. What's after algebra 2 and like that? Calculus.
Corey
Statistics.
Flip
Wasn't geometry.
Corey
That was hard once. You gotta get the graphing calculator out. I had bowling on that. And that's all I did.
Flip
Y' all swear y' all small, but that's all right, man.
Joe Budden
Once the teacher got up there talking about how many quarts and ounce and all that, I was gone.
Corey
Well, nah.
Joe Budden
How many ounces?
Parks
And Joe quite quartz in a gallon.
Elliot
How many?
Joe Budden
I don't know. I gotta grab the Pepsi. I gotta grab the Pepsi.
Flip
Are you serious, though?
Joe Budden
I'm dead ass. I don't know none of that y' all talking about.
Parks
If you had some of them. Yum, yum, then you'll know they could do.
Corey
What's it called? Standard. Standard measurement. They could get rid of that if they're gonna get rid of pennies.
Flip
Can we go to the U.S. no.
Joe Budden
U.S. 12 inches a foot. That's for sure.
Parks
That's not metric.
Ish
That's. Yeah, that's not metric.
Corey
That's.
Parks
Oh, that's us.
Joe Budden
Oops. Metric. Easy as.
Corey
I know we should go to. We should go to metric, but, you.
Ish
Know, we gotta be different.
Parks
Gotta be different.
Ish
I saw some that showed what all the different countries in the world call a pineapple.
Corey
Okay.
Ish
Like in all the different languages.
Corey
Yeah.
Ish
And it was the same word. And then the United States says pineapple. Like we just b.
Corey
That's a fact.
Parks
Centimeters, millimeters, meters, everywhere else.
Elliot
We got you.
Flip
Ish. We got you, nigga. Like, that's what you trying to show off. Grams, kilograms, we got you.
Joe Budden
That's bro, My man. From where? My man.
Corey
We want to do ounces.
Joe Budden
I followed some Indian tech guy's Instagram page yesterday. The whole page is just him coming up with bright ideas. That could be. Not him coming up with, but taking ideas that are bright in some countries and saying how they could be useful in other countries.
Ish
Okay?
Joe Budden
And the video that got me was, he proposed America come out with a closed burger, and he was showing the machine to sell that's an empanada. But it was a burger. It's a burrito, but it was a burger tapered off. So he's saying, yeah, some of that same shit they should apply to burgers because it would keep it hot better. It would. He named about three different things that a closed burger would do.
Elliot
Do.
Joe Budden
And said Americans are stupid for never closing the burger he got me.
Corey
And you agree I don't love this idea at all, because I want. I might want.
Parks
I want to put some mayo ketchup on my pickles.
Ish
I gotta take the pickles off that. I told them no pickles that they.
Elliot
Put on there anyway. And I'm gonna take them.
Corey
I'm gonna take my wife's pickles and put them on mine.
Ish
They never get that.
Corey
Extra pickles.
Parks
You want to close Glizzy?
Elliot
Yes.
Corey
There's a corn dog.
Parks
Yeah, that's not.
Ish
That's not bread. Yeah, that's breaded. That's.
Parks
That's not bread.
Joe Budden
I'm not eating a corn dog anyway.
Parks
A corn dog ain't bread.
Ish
It's hush puppy with.
Parks
It's corn cornmeal.
Elliot
I'm not eating it.
Joe Budden
Whatever it is.
Corey
It's a pigs in the blanket corn dog, yo.
Joe Budden
What are you talking about? Pigs in the blanket?
Ish
Pigs.
Joe Budden
Blank. Different.
Corey
That's a closed hot dog. It is a mini closed hot dog, but a closed hot dog all the same.
Parks
Pancake or syrup. Changes the dynamic.
Joe Budden
Dynamic.
Parks
But it's cool.
Joe Budden
All right, moving on.
Corey
Yeah.
Elliot
What else is there?
Joe Budden
That.
Ish
Yeah. Rod Wave.
Elliot
Rod Wave.
Joe Budden
My phone broke. Look at that. Anyway, what about Rod wave.
Elliot
Broad wave.
Joe Budden
You can't shoot at the girls G Wagon 14 times. Sorry. Rod Wave.
Corey
I feel like gets arrested a lot.
Ish
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he does.
Corey
But you wouldn't like. His music is nice, peaceful.
Ish
Nice, peaceful. Crying on every record. It ain't nothing peaceful about it.
Parks
Nice people, peaceful. Emo.
Flip
Yeah, Emo.
Corey
It's emo.
Joe Budden
Yeah. Okay.
Ish
I cut a ride wave. So I'm going to try to familiarize myself. And was like, oh, I'm too happy with life for this. I couldn't do it. But, yeah. You can't shoot at the girl truck, man.
Elliot
Do we have backstory?
Joe Budden
Not that we need it, but do we have why he did this?
Ish
Y' all keep talking.
Flip
So what you thinking about is, like, if he bought the truck, he could shoot at it.
Joe Budden
And is he in jail right now?
Flip
Nah, I think he's on bail.
Corey
He makes a lot of money now.
Joe Budden
He should have been denied bail. That's horrible to say.
Corey
Ain't from Texas.
Joe Budden
I don't know where he's from, but if you shooted a girl's G wagon 14 times, I don't think you just.
Corey
Walk out in certain states, I think that they might be like, I don't.
Ish
Think he was released on bond.
Flip
Yeah.
Parks
How much was the bond?
Ish
There's not a number in here he.
Joe Budden
Shouldn'T be able to walk out of jail like, oh, I'm hungry, let's get something to eat.
Ish
25 year old rapper was taken into custody on May 20 and charged with a whopping 13 different felonies, including aggravated assault, possession of a firearm during a felony, pointing a gun at another person, criminal damage to property, reckless conduct, and tampering with evidence. There's no.
Corey
That's not great.
Joe Budden
Oh, never mind. His bill was 50 grand. Yeah, I'm not believing that. I'm not jacking that thing. I got to see more.
Parks
Allegedly fired at. He got 14 charges of ACT, including aggravated assault, possession of a firearm, tampering with evidence.
Corey
That's a really low bail for all them charges.
Parks
Aggravated assault in itself will carry more than a 50 grand bell in New Jersey.
Corey
That's why I said the state matters. State matters.
Joe Budden
All right. I gotta go listen to his last albums.
Corey
It'd be fire on there.
Joe Budden
You probably was on.
Corey
It's sad.
Joe Budden
Sorry. I got to see what. Where his mind was at. If this is how.
Flip
Just do like that.
Joe Budden
Yeah, I think this is nuts.
Flip
Yeah, it's crazy. I thought the same thing.
Corey
I feel like he's been arrested a couple different times for some nutty sounding.
Joe Budden
Getting arrested is not the nuts part to me.
Flip
Well, sure, the charges that. Yeah.
Corey
No, but I feel like some of the other charges were some like you shouldn't be doing that.
Joe Budden
I'm unfamiliar. Yeah. I don't know.
Ish
He got arrested on gun possession charge last year and then the police had filed an incorrect charge, so. So it was like technically.
Corey
Oh, okay.
Ish
He beat on technicality.
Joe Budden
Thoughts.
Elliot
And Brutus, baby, Is the. Is the woman okay?
Corey
I believe so, yes. I think her car.
Parks
I don't even know if somebody was in the car.
Joe Budden
Well, that make it worse.
Flip
Why?
Corey
Well, that's a little better.
Parks
Much better.
Elliot
Better, but worse because now why you doing that?
Parks
I bought it.
Elliot
At least if somebody's in the car. I know why you did that so quick.
Flip
Some ass.
Elliot
I'm dead serious.
Ish
I remember Richard Pryor had something to stand up about that. He was like, yo, I bought this car. I'm gonna kill it. Like you gonna drive off in the car?
Flip
That I bought that for me. Hey, yo, if somebody not in there.
Joe Budden
Now, you're just shooting at an empty G wagon with tents.
Flip
That's why you gotta have your man that own the tow company. Go pick that up.
Ish
Go pick that up.
Flip
Yeah, you know that is.
Ish
You know all them type repo it.
Parks
Bike crazy as hell.
Flip
It's. Know all them type of.
Parks
I like that.
Flip
No, but.
Joe Budden
All right, all right.
Flip
That n. Well, you going to do it yourself. You got to send a brackhead to do it, boy. Crackhead. You can't do it yourself.
Joe Budden
Ish.
Flip
Gasoline smell won't get off a lightskin.
Joe Budden
Keep up with that. Keep up with that, Brackhead. If they question me.
Corey
Uhhuh.
Joe Budden
Yeah, tell them. I'mma tell them. So keep it up.
Flip
What you want to tell them?
Joe Budden
That I think that's gang language.
Flip
What are you going to tell?
Ish
I'm almost sure that's gang language.
Flip
Who you going to tell?
Joe Budden
The police? The top of the chain, as high as I can get to, like somebody that can have an instant of impact.
Flip
White shirt, you ain't going. Lieutenant. Lieutenant. Yeah, yeah, you got the. Over here on the show. You'll give me enough time to go off that balcony, slide down to the other.
Joe Budden
Wait, you going to do streaming University?
Flip
I'm.
Ish
I'm.
Flip
I'm. I'm going. I'm going. Hey, Flip, meet up with some people.
Ish
How you going to get over what you said you was going to do?
Flip
You could. I'mma tie some and slide down.
Joe Budden
You want.
Flip
See, that's the problem. Y Y. Y' all not adventurous. Y' all didn't jump gates or climb gates as a kid.
Elliot
I want to see you're not sliding down anything or tying anything that's going on.
Flip
Tie a rope on the edge of the slide down to the next floor.
Ish
Where you get the rope at?
Flip
He got rope here. He got wires.
Elliot
Flip Joe.
Parks
These not regular wires.
Joe Budden
Okay, my brother.
Flip
Thank you, bro.
Elliot
Appreciate that.
Joe Budden
Down somewhere.
Flip
How much you have to get it? You gotta let me hide in the crib too. All that. You got to be complicit with me, boy, because I'm gonna look at you when I get out. You gonna hear about it.
Parks
Accessory, aiding and abetting.
Flip
I don't care.
Joe Budden
Y' all see, they just swatted act.
Ish
Yeah, I don't like that swatting.
Joe Budden
That's why it is real dangerous. Especially after home scooter. Homeboy pass, right?
Flip
Swatting is when somebody make a fold report while watching your stream and send a SWAT team there like you have guns. Yes, this? Yes, that. And the SWAT team busting to your house.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Parks
What?
Ish
This is the thing they do. They find out where you live. They will call and make up some scenario that would require the SWAT team.
Joe Budden
That's wild.
Ish
Somebody's holding hostages in there or something. Somebody. Something crazy like that.
Parks
So let me ask you this. So when that happens, they got to.
Ish
Treat it as real. So they show up.
Parks
But then when they find out that it's not real because they can find a that made the call, that person should be charged with a different type of felony.
Joe Budden
I agree.
Corey
Agree.
Joe Budden
Should be.
Parks
Cause SWAT going for business.
Joe Budden
Right.
Parks
And anything a young black man could do some. He could reach for his jacket or anything and end up.
Ish
They normally make that. Yo, we got the place surrounded, all of that. You know. Posted it from his ring cam where he walked out with his hand.
Parks
You know, that ain't funny.
Ish
It's not funny at all.
Parks
At all. What the is wrong with people, B?
Joe Budden
It's a crazy world we live in. Yeah, it really is. It really is.
Ish
This different thoughts and prayers to act.
Corey
Yeah, for sure.
Joe Budden
For sure.
Corey
For sure.
Joe Budden
Act. Look funny as hell with his hands up too, that moment. Yeah, he did.
Parks
That's funny.
Joe Budden
He was walking slow too. I was like, hell yeah.
Ish
Damn right.
Elliot
I got too many millions to be boy doing some dumb.
Ish
No sudden move, no shirt off, turn around for you.
Parks
You would have came out there naked.
Flip
Hell no.
Elliot
They don't want no problems now.
Flip
I want a problem with them. I've been giving them my hands up. Yeah.
Joe Budden
Been over there for a couple times too. At AG House. That might be the problem. House in the neighborhood. They done been here a few times. He even said that in the video. Y' all coming here a lot now.
Parks
Time to go.
Joe Budden
Yep, time to go.
Corey
Tricky, when you buy that real estate.
Ish
Once that start happening, if he been.
Parks
There for a while, he up.
Elliot
Yeah, well, he's up.
Joe Budden
Cause he's doing good. No, I'm talking about real estate part.
Parks
Because he been down there for a while.
Joe Budden
Yeah, I would think so. I wouldn't move my black ass over to no damn.
Ish
I wouldn't.
Parks
Look, that job down there not too.
Joe Budden
Long ago, you still looking for jobs.
Elliot
You're still trying to be a sports agent.
Parks
It was a house, you ass.
Ish
Oh, the laptop Dope ass house, too.
Parks
Some young black dudes from Brooklyn. I was proud of them. They knew you n. I don't know. They. They ain't act like they know me. I don't know.
Ish
You did the job. You going to do the Job.
Joe Budden
Yeah. Hey, that's what's up.
Elliot
Make some noise.
Joe Budden
All right.
Flip
We know you can't stay down. They young and black with that little hot pink truck you driving in. You can't.
Joe Budden
What you say, Ice?
Ish
I said they young and black. You going to look them out, right?
Parks
Yeah, my number's fair.
Joe Budden
All right.
Elliot
Did y' all buy the tuxes for the prom?
Ish
Niggas is.
Parks
Yeah, actually, cuz, a few of them hit me. No, I did stop.
Flip
L. Jo, shut up, bro. You be nice.
Elliot
Ice did.
Ish
You forgot. He hit me to remind me too.
Elliot
You ain't forgetting that. So you forgot with a reminder.
Ish
That was before, like two weeks ago.
Elliot
The problem tomorrow.
Ish
I n the problem next week coming up.
Parks
I gave money to two schools.
Joe Budden
Nice.
Ish
I totally forgot.
Joe Budden
Five grand. Five and five. Five.
Parks
No, it was 70.
Joe Budden
Game one. It was $70.
Parks
7,400, I think.
Joe Budden
Oh, yeah. You got better run of living.
Flip
Get to that bag.
Parks
No, actually, Mark. Mark gave me a stack shout out to Mark. Mark gave me a G to give him couple other people gave me some money.
Flip
Oh, oh, you collected.
Parks
Yeah.
Flip
Oh, I thought it was Del you collected.
Parks
I put the most but a couple other wanted to donate more.
Joe Budden
Get the out of here. Here out of here.
Flip
Mark, you just want to help everything, right? Yeah, I, I, you got to watch. He too helpful.
Elliot
Trust none of that. That's just. Why are you helping all everywhere?
Joe Budden
I don't trust none of that.
Flip
He's a good dude. He's a good dude.
Joe Budden
That's paranoia, ain't it?
Ish
Just being a good dude, man.
Flip
Yeah.
Ish
Shout outs to brother Mark.
Corey
Do you guys want to have that conversation about the setting? Setting the prices, know near worth.
Joe Budden
I don't want to have it here.
Elliot
Here.
Corey
Okay.
Joe Budden
I don't want to have it serious. I mean, we could.
Elliot
I just think it's a.
Joe Budden
It should be a lengthy conversation, Paul.
Corey
Yeah, you probably.
Joe Budden
Yeah. Oh, yeah. I ain't gonna drag it here.
Corey
Sign up for the Patreon, yo.
Elliot
Yes, sign up to the Patreon. Joey Badass has announced his album is coming in August.
Corey
Oh, good for him.
Elliot
So now I really like him dissing all them.
Flip
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Parks
It was a motive behind it, I think.
Ish
I don't even think it necessarily could have been a motive behind it. It's just. I' ma take this approach and. All right. Oh, cool. Perfect timing. Now let me do this. It might not have been full rollout.
Corey
He had also been clearly like when he dropped the first song and then a couple songs. He did an EP right afterwards. He Was clearly turning towards the album anyway.
Ish
And if, if it's rollout, you ain't gonna say middle of the summer, my album coming. Like I'm gonna try to strike now because we don't forgot about this. It's just over pretty much now.
Corey
Yeah, that's true.
Parks
And congratulations to the God. I think there's. Him and his lady are expecting. Expecting?
Joe Budden
Yes. Oh yeah.
Parks
They just did a, A cover. They did a whole, A whole photo shoot in the magazine. Magazine.
Ish
Oh man, speaking of that whole rap beef.
Corey
It's over.
Ish
Give me a minute. No, no, no, no it's not. No, it's over. Oh, I am so disgusted though.
Corey
What happened?
Joe Budden
Freeze? What happened?
Ish
What happened? I am, I, I, I literally.
Corey
Someone took it too far.
Ish
I have been dissed by some, some pretty good pins.
Corey
Uh huh.
Joe Budden
Joe Budden.
Ish
Good pen.
Parks
Meek Mill.
Ish
Yeah, good pen.
Joe Budden
Meek Mill. Stripped him down too.
Ish
No, he did not start your shit. But.
Flip
I'm.
Ish
I am disgusted that a person that was so trash tried to diss me in his, in his shape. Oh, I'm not even saying his name.
Flip
Come on, Freeze.
Parks
So don't talk about it.
Ish
No, I am going to talk about him. Okay? I am, I'm absolutely going to talk about him. Please don't do that again.
Joe Budden
We ain't saying your name. Mouse Jones.
Ish
He do that now to fuck with me. Cause you know that's my man.
Joe Budden
I'm sorry, I take it back. Go ahead.
Ish
Nah, nah, nah. Just, just, just.
Parks
Yo, don't do that.
Ish
Please. Don't ever do that again. Don't put my name in what he.
Flip
Said about you, Freeze.
Ish
Like you, you was rapping against Joey Badass. You lost to the beat, homeboy. Like, like you didn't even. I'm so glad nobody responded to him. Like the beat whooped his ass. Like I never. It sounded like you recorded this and then said, yo, just put this beat behind it. Like you didn't even hear the beat while you was rapping. Just, just leave me alone.
Corey
I'm sorry that happened.
Ish
Yeah, yeah, like you messing up my, my, my little list of people that have dissed me that actually count. You don't do that again.
Joe Budden
Yeah, this dude. If this dude this you take me off the list. Yes sir.
Ish
I want to be taken off the list now.
Joe Budden
Like the nerve of you on a break. I got to go hear what he said.
Corey
I do want to hear the bar.
Ish
Oh no, no.
Parks
Was it some fire?
Joe Budden
I got to see what the. What the dis was.
Flip
Who is your favorite person at this sho. None of Them mean, you know, all of them.
Joe Budden
I got excited for all of them. I got excited. So my favorite was.
Ish
My favorite was Pusha T. Just because I didn't expect.
Joe Budden
Expected.
Ish
And what it was over was so he agreed. So it really wasn't a diss. I just did not expect a response on a record.
Joe Budden
Push a T Still push your T. Came outside since that Jim Jones this, yo. Yeah, I gotta agitate the into some.
Ish
Leave him alone.
Joe Budden
Yeah, no, it's true. For he dis me looking stupid in the face.
Flip
Back.
Elliot
Yeah.
Joe Budden
And yeah, yeah, yeah. It wouldn't put your T do me bad right now.
Corey
That's a fact.
Joe Budden
You cool?
Corey
I'm cool.
Elliot
You rusty as.
Joe Budden
You rusty as be bad right now.
Corey
We recorded that voice over. You even know what the boof was?
Elliot
That's true.
Parks
Oh, my God.
Corey
Push.
Elliot
Clean you up.
Parks
How could you say if yours on your. Hello?
Flip
Y.
Ish
My bad.
Parks
If yours on your.
Ish
Wait. Cleaned them up once.
Joe Budden
Wait.
Corey
Push it. Clean.
Joe Budden
Them up once. Homeboy cleaned you up. Take that, homeboy.
Ish
Is homeboy need to clean himself up.
Elliot
What else is important? Unimportant. We talked about pennies.
Ish
You said was an update on New Orleans 11.
Elliot
Oh, yeah. How many of them is left now?
Corey
I think two or three last. Now there's one more.
Ish
Yeah, it's either two or three.
Corey
One more got caught up since our last pod. It was four last time.
Joe Budden
I hope it's not my man I'm rooting for.
Ish
Everybody got somebody.
Elliot
I do have. I do have.
Joe Budden
I do have.
Elliot
What's my man name that I'm rooting for?
Joe Budden
The dude that the murderer. Well, a few of them might be murders. I'm not up on everyone's charges. The guy I'm talking about. Yeah, Is a.
Flip
He was. He was rapping in the car at one point.
Joe Budden
I don't know nothing.
Corey
Oh, wait, no, there's still five at large.
Parks
Oh, them niggas is outside playing around.
Flip
One was rapping before and some footage came about him rapping on YouTube.
Elliot
The dude I'm talking about, his grandmother was killed by a crooked policeman.
Joe Budden
And that cop went to jail. And then he spun back and killed, like three of his family members.
Elliot
Oh, I don't condone that, but I understand.
Joe Budden
Oh, wow. I understand is all I'm saying.
Ish
That's all you gotta say.
Elliot
It's not right not saying he should.
Joe Budden
Have killed them, but I understand that's different. I think context should matter if you murdered people. Chris Rock said, whatever. Yes, I'm rooting for him.
Elliot
I don't know.
Ish
I'M trying to find his name. I couldn't find it.
Corey
I got all the names here. Jermaine, Derek.
Elliot
It's the light skin. That look like a stud.
Corey
Antoine, Leo.
Joe Budden
Which one's the stud face?
Elliot
Yo, you did not.
Corey
I don't know. They don't got the pictures.
Elliot
Yeah, it's a. That look like a stud?
Ish
No, that's what they was.
Joe Budden
I wouldn't say to him.
Parks
No, no, no, no, no.
Flip
Oh, yeah, it's a. Yeah, yeah, it's a.
Elliot
They said the last dude got caught because he.
Ish
He ordered some food to an abandoned house that he was staying at.
Joe Budden
My lady said he was stupid.
Elliot
I didn't think that was the dumbest. You gotta eat.
Ish
How you gonna eat? See, you messed up. You drop it at the door.
Corey
Yeah, you gotta click a little box.
Ish
Yeah, you gotta click that one. Just leave it at the door.
Parks
Whose card did he use to order the food?
Ish
I know.
Elliot
Don't know.
Joe Budden
I don't know. Maybe doing the old school, robbing them.
Corey
You might have stole a gift card from somewhere.
Ish
Can't do that no more. Gift cards not activated till you take it to the register.
Corey
Huh?
Ish
They stopped that.
Joe Budden
Yeah. You know, when the gift cards aggravate. You carry change, don't you?
Ish
Never.
Parks
I don't with you.
Ish
I carry change.
Joe Budden
How much change you got on?
Ish
I put the change right in that little. At the register now.
Joe Budden
You ain't got no change on your n. Yeah. Don't come around me with change.
Parks
Yo, dog, I don't like. I feel funny not having money. I don't have no money.
Joe Budden
Well, I've been telling that.
Flip
Let me see. We know how many decade.
Elliot
A decade.
Parks
$70. That's life for you. I feel funny not having car pocket, bro.
Ish
I don't like cash.
Joe Budden
Carrying cash to me now is one of the dirtiest things in the world. But I feel like I've said that a million times up here.
Corey
You got to keep a little bit.
Ish
I've heard it multiple times.
Flip
For me car wash to give a tip.
Joe Budden
Why? For what?
Corey
For tips?
Flip
Yeah, for tips?
Joe Budden
Yeah, yo, tip. Tip.
Elliot
Flation is one of the biggest things in this country. After the card finished, it's going to.
Joe Budden
Ask you to tip.
Elliot
You don't have to is all I'm saying.
Parks
On every.
Elliot
You might want to, but you don't have to.
Flip
But they split the tips. So you try to. If you like somebody, you try to. I mean, hey, that's for yourself.
Parks
My n. They won't. They won't do that.
Joe Budden
That's when you cash App your favorite bartender. Yo, I don't even split this far, man.
Elliot
See you right here.
Ish
Yeah, I mean, I see what you see. What's going on. Yeah, I'm gonna do this right here. That's for you all.
Parks
But it was way more attentive.
Joe Budden
Yeah. Hey, 1500 is better than 750 any day of the week. Facts, facts.
Flip
Yeah, that splitting is bugged out, but.
Joe Budden
You know, anywho, pulling tips.
Elliot
What else, what else, what else? All right, all right, all right.
Ish
SGA and P. MVP clap.
Elliot
Okay. Clap, clap.
Corey
Clapping up, right?
Joe Budden
I thought we did too, but it's okay. He don't give a. Stevens ain't got a quarterback. He just challeng.
Ish
He just blurted we don't sport. This is the worst sports.
Corey
And when you do, you ain't gonna like it.
Ish
It better not be him.
Corey
It's gonna be him. Don't you worry about it.
Ish
Hell to the commanders.
Corey
Oh, thank you, Bab.
Joe Budden
Derek Groves, the guy I was talking about. Yeah, but anyway, real quick, man.
Flip
You know, I went into my bathroom, my wife just be doing whatever the she want. I saw.
Joe Budden
What's that? That should look crazy. That did look crazy. Yeah, she had the eucalyptus, the male bind.
Flip
The eucalyptus. Like, what are you doing? First of all, when I went in there, I ran out of that. I'm like. I called her, yo, there's some she.
Parks
Had hanging on the shower.
Flip
Yeah, I don't give a. I don't know about it. Take that back to Trinidad. Open my sinuses, boy. I don't want my sinuses open. I open my own sinuses. And that's the problem.
Ish
And if you don't know, you just walk in.
Flip
Exactly. Here's my problem. Like being married is good, it has its perks. But the other is that your wife could just do whatever the she want. You can't say nothing. Why you don't like? Why I gotta walk into the bathroom and see a fucking tree? Excuse my language. I don't give a fuck what it's for. Put me on just anything. I don't like it. I come downstairs, this man new shit. Now she telling me she wanna buy a big ass TV like 100 inch or whatever the inches and a new couch. Yo, you're not doing that on that floor. What do you think? I told you that floor is for me. Let me do it when I'm ready. I'm not ready. Just doing.
Ish
That's women, bro.
Flip
I don't like that.
Ish
That's women. No, I don't like that around in there.
Parks
Changing now.
Ish
I'm get this new couch. Why?
Flip
And then she made fun of me, too. Cause I had. We had got into an argument.
Parks
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Yo, what?
Flip
And I had. No, no. We had gotten to argument. I moved the table and shit. And she like, yo, you so corny. Because after you move the table or try to break some shit, you try to put it back together. Yes. Cause I want to see you happy. I was just frustrated. What I'm saying is that, like, it's no winning situation in these relationships. You just gotta concede and you just gotta accept, like, all right, man, do whatever you want. I don't like that shit.
Joe Budden
Joe doesn't mean either.
Elliot
That's pretty much it.
Flip
Yeah. I don't like that. Eucalyptus.
Parks
What time you came in the house last night?
Flip
Last night? I stayed in the house. Oh, I was in the house all day last night.
Joe Budden
Yeah. Yeah.
Flip
I was supposed to go out with Junior, but it was raining.
Joe Budden
I'm sorry.
Flip
It was raining. It was raining. I was supposed to go outside, but, you know, I stayed in the house. Why? What happened? You always got some shit with you. Listen, listen. I'm not you. I'm not you. You got some program shit. You running. Like, you running some. Your shit is structured.
Parks
I'm a sucker.
Flip
I'm with a Caribbean one woman.
Parks
I'm a sucker.
Flip
And they got tricks up their sleeve. Like, she foreshadow you come in the.
Parks
House whenever you want.
Flip
I do, but I don't.
Parks
She gotta eat that.
Flip
That's a facade.
Parks
So she could eucalyptus with linky.
Flip
It's a facade.
Parks
Eucalyptus.
Flip
I'll be coming to the house. And then, like, she'll let me get away with going outside for like, three world. Three and three times straight. And then she tried to. I tried to get adjusted to the pattern, and then she just hit me with some, like, oh, you think I didn't see that?
Ish
Or.
Flip
I don't have no time for that. I want to be talked to in real time. Yo, I saw this in real time so I could come up with the excuse. Cause I'm initially. I got no time to think back then. And you already collected your evidence. I have no time. I wanna come up with the excuse in real time. Oh, this is what it is. And I don't like that. I don't like a person. Cause I have to look at you different. I told her that in the argument. Yo, I think that you're maniacal. I think that you're a criminal.
Elliot
Why?
Flip
Because you're a criminal? Yeah. Because you hold these stuff in and you have to. You're holding it in and you're pretending in my face to be happy. If you saw something that. That you didn't like, you're pretending.
Joe Budden
Oh, man. That's when I. I turned up a fight. Good one time.
Elliot
You in here cosplaying like a girlfriend.
Ish
Yo, you.
Flip
No, no, you can't say that.
Joe Budden
You can't say nothing.
Elliot
You can't say that.
Joe Budden
No, you can't do that, though.
Parks
You're in here cosplay.
Flip
You held that in all this whole.
Elliot
Time and pretended to be suppressing, angry about or got feelings about. And you're not communicating it and you're not giving off nothing to let your partner know that. That's the exact definition. He's right. Cosplaying. I just don't think you should say.
Joe Budden
That to your girl.
Flip
You shouldn't say that.
Ish
That's not cosplaying. She could still be your girlfriend because you're pretending.
Flip
No, but friends, you're pretending in a moment that things.
Corey
Okay, you cosplay is a happy girlfriend.
Ish
That's not.
Parks
No, I'm picking and choosing my battles. You might have did.
Flip
So we'll still go out to dinner. You saw some and you going out to dinner with me and I'm thinking.
Elliot
Thinking that we happy.
Flip
You're not. And it's in the back of your mind.
Corey
I don't like that either.
Flip
That's pretending.
Ish
Have you ever done that?
Flip
No.
Ish
You've never said anything. You brought up her.
Flip
Not with my family.
Ish
Listen, any issues you've had with her, you brought up right away when you saw instantly.
Corey
I do.
Flip
I saw this.
Parks
Yo, hey, I. I believe him.
Corey
That should be eating my. Believe him.
Flip
Eats me.
Corey
I can't do my up immediately.
Flip
It eats me.
Elliot
I can't.
Flip
I'm being honest. I can't sit there. Like, I tried it one time when she did it and it was fly. I'm like, this tricked me.
Elliot
I tried it.
Flip
I saw some shit. I tried to hold it in, nigga. 30 minutes later, hey, yo, come here. Who sent that emoji to you on your phone? And she made it and she proved me I was wrong.
Joe Budden
Like, nigga. But then that's the other side of it, right? You asked me that. I answered it.
Flip
Cool.
Elliot
However, whatever I'm mad at is never going to be.
Joe Budden
Cause I went in your phone.
Flip
No, I didn't go.
Joe Budden
No, no, I'm not talking about you. Oh.
Flip
I just want to be clear.
Elliot
So if you go on my phone and see some. Something foul and then be around me.
Joe Budden
Pretending that you didn't see it. Like everything is hoagie door.
Elliot
Yeah, I think that's absolutely nuts.
Flip
My wife did that to me. My wife.
Elliot
I was.
Ish
That's not a battle she want to take on at the moment.
Flip
Take it on.
Elliot
Wait, wait, wait. If that's a battle you don't want, then don't.
Joe Budden
Never.
Flip
You think he's bugging?
Elliot
Is you better than me?
Parks
I'm telling sh.
Ish
It might not be the time for that right now, but later on we.
Joe Budden
Going to talk about that.
Elliot
I think there's a way to even convey that. I think that sitting in front of your partner face acting like everything is dory is crazy is absolutely nuts. Say, hey, I got something I wanna.
Joe Budden
Talk to you about later. And now at the time we fly.
Elliot
Right now we chilling.
Joe Budden
That's how we do now, right? That's what we do now.
Elliot
Now.
Joe Budden
Yo got something. But not now.
Elliot
We chilling all of that up in somebody face for three weeks and you know they did some foul shit. You just pretended. Would you like something to eat? Oh, wanna take a ride, man? If you get the. Out my face.
Ish
No, it's a little long, but I. I don't. I don't bring that up right now.
Flip
Some women have patience.
Ish
I need time to process. A lot of women have time to calm the down. If I'm mad about my wife brought.
Flip
Up to me, they might look like that.
Parks
You might be trying. No, I might be trying to gather.
Flip
The information that you got enough.
Elliot
Do it out my face.
Flip
He's right.
Joe Budden
Do it out my face.
Parks
Yo, y' all are.
Elliot
Because I don't like a surprise, Beef.
Parks
No.
Corey
At all.
Flip
I don't like a surprise because when the. When you. When things are going away and it come out of nowhere.
Joe Budden
Yeah, don't do that.
Elliot
I just had a great. We. I'm having a. A grand, grand day. The best day ever.
Flip
Ever.
Elliot
And here you come to surprise somebody with some old.
Flip
That you did.
Ish
I was just going to say they might have been having a great day until they saw the.
Flip
What are you talking about? Talk about it that day.
Elliot
No, when they wouldn't know how. They wouldn't have seen it.
Ish
That's totally different. That's totally different.
Parks
No, no, no.
Ish
We not talking about that.
Elliot
You didn't say how they came across the information, Right?
Joe Budden
I'm entertaining right now.
Parks
If you stumbled on it. Cause you went in the bushes when you were talking.
Corey
Oh, shit.
Elliot
That's the talk we was having the other day. So Pap said that him and Remy.
Joe Budden
Were sleeping in Separate beds in the same room? No, he said they were sleeping in separate beds, and one time the bed was in a different room. So he said he was sleeping in the bed with him, Rem and their daughter, and he fell asleep. And then he woke up in the.
Elliot
Room or he fell asleep in the bed.
Parks
Oh, and then he got up in.
Elliot
The bed, and then when he woke.
Joe Budden
Up, Rem wasn't in the bed. It was just him and his daughter. Okay, so he said he went down to the other bed, and she was in the other bed.
Flip
Sleep on FaceTime with the neighbor. On FaceTime with the.
Joe Budden
He said, but the phone was lit up.
Elliot
So he grabbed the phone.
Joe Budden
He said that she was on FaceTime with dude and fell asleep.
Elliot
Now, I interpreted that to mean he picked up the phone that was unlocked.
Joe Budden
Because she was on FaceTime and saw.
Elliot
That she was on a FaceTime and.
Ish
They fell asleep with the FaceTime still on.
Elliot
No, see, no, that's not what I'm saying.
Flip
That's what happened, though.
Joe Budden
What?
Flip
They fell asleep.
Ish
Like, they fell asleep on FaceTime.
Flip
He's on the phone. He's still on the phone. They just fell asleep.
Ish
The call is still connected.
Flip
The call is still connected.
Elliot
Sleep.
Flip
Hey, yo, you ass.
Elliot
Hey, if I'm pap. I'm knocking you out when I see you money. Wait, you falling asleep with my wife on FaceTime? No, you can't do that. Sorry, sorry.
Ish
She was respectful.
Elliot
She went another room free.
Flip
Not in the crib. I'm playing.
Ish
But it won't be no.
Flip
You fooling us? Yeah, we see your hand. I'm trying to look at your hand a little bit different.
Ish
I look at it.
Joe Budden
Go through that.
Parks
I look at it different.
Ish
How you look at it is.
Parks
Yo, I know couples that it was agreed upon that we are broken up.
Joe Budden
I don't know. You can take that to tonight's conversation.
Flip
It's a different breed.
Joe Budden
He could take this table.
Elliot
That's a living as roommate shit. Yeah, he broke up.
Flip
And she's downstairs on the fourth floor.
Ish
Thunder and lightning.
Flip
And I come downstairs to see a. I hear some moving on the phone. And she's sleeping a there, like. Trying to rock her to sleep, are you. I'm getting. I'm picking up the phone. Yo, wake the up. Yo, you. Oh, everybody wake up.
Elliot
Or what if I'm in a room nearby.
Joe Budden
Where you doing that at? And I can hear.
Elliot
That's fine.
Corey
Canoodling. Canoodling over the phone.
Flip
I can hear you giggling or.
Ish
You all right? Not.
Joe Budden
No, no.
Ish
Even worse.
Elliot
Oh, you hear that. Well, you hear the soup, the PS, the FaceTime sex.
Corey
Oh, you hear the Mac and cheese?
Flip
It's gonna be. It's gonna be. First of all, I'm calling the T mobile. I'm turning off the phone line. Clip this turn over here. Hello, Mint combo. Hey, I would like to. My phone got stolen. I would like to shut it down immediately.
Joe Budden
Call it T mobile.
Parks
That's some controlling.
Flip
Yo, you got. Well, hold. Take your phone off my bill.
Joe Budden
Ain't nobody about to fall asleep on FaceTime with the new person. They.
Elliot
And I'm in the house.
Joe Budden
I'm wishing there's a few things that just ain't going to happen.
Flip
And there's a new law. You can't go through people phones.
Elliot
It is.
Flip
You can go. That's a. It's illeg. Illegal.
Elliot
When that.
Parks
Cuff me, cuff me.
Elliot
It's a new law, yo.
Flip
What you're not allowed to.
Elliot
I love shot.
Flip
It's federal.
Parks
I ain't doing that.
Ish
I'm not going through the phone. I don't give a Mario Winans to the.
Flip
You know what's crazy? Us as men, we so criminals. But look what we want to follow the law when it comes to our phones. Hey, it's illegal.
Elliot
Book them, Dano.
Parks
Officer, she's a direct violation of 89. And on top of that semicolon P. Get her.
Flip
And I don't know how long this law been in effect, but if you bought the phone and you try to like destroy it, it's still. You can't take the phone back. You can't just do mad. Back in the days when I was younger, my father could come take the tea. Hey, I bought this. Hey, I'm out. You could do like that. Would you like Daddy, what's up?
Corey
Unpack the trauma. Go ahead, bro.
Parks
Niggas own a house and a could stay in your house for the week.
Flip
Yeah, that's some type of.
Parks
You think a can't get a phone?
Flip
I want my TV back. I want my TV back. I want my phone back. My wife is petty. Yo, they take it.
Parks
It's not your.
Joe Budden
She.
Flip
She put a.
Joe Budden
Anything she find in the phone is a video I took wait tape.
Flip
That's your boy. That's your boy.
Parks
That's your.
Flip
Even.
Joe Budden
It ain't even deep.
Elliot
She didn't go right to the photos.
Joe Budden
It's me.
Elliot
In the jamboree.
Joe Budden
Like, there she go.
Elliot
She going to kill you, yo. She going to fall my nail up.
Ish
I can't wait.
Joe Budden
It's different when she see that. Don't Be fun.
Ish
She. It don't hit the same.
Flip
She downloaded different, like the Matrix. Like hold.
Joe Budden
Then she sent a copy to her phone.
Elliot
Airdrop.
Joe Budden
I love you.
Flip
You got to become phony.
Joe Budden
Wait. Huh? What you say? What? Your name?
Flip
Wednesday passed.
Joe Budden
Say I love you back. Oh, yeah. We going to courthouse. We going to courthouse.
Flip
When?
Joe Budden
Soon.
Elliot
I need a CRO.
Flip
The courthouse or the other?
Joe Budden
This strong.
Flip
He looks strong, too.
Joe Budden
I'm just here talking. We don't have nothing else to talk about.
Corey
We know.
Flip
And real quick, is she. Is she. When y' all get married, is she taking the full name or she hyphen?
Elliot
Oh, I ain't even tell y' all. So wait.
Flip
What I'm asking. Is she gonna be. Is she gonna be shy?
Elliot
He thought she was.
Flip
He thought you was on some. Is she gonna be Saturday blank.
Joe Budden
But.
Parks
What'S your answer?
Ish
What's the answer?
Flip
I'm asking you. Was it a conversation?
Elliot
You ain't even got that?
Joe Budden
No.
Elliot
Play along, play along, play along.
Joe Budden
It's her choice.
Parks
It's not our choice.
Elliot
It's y' all. See, now, here you go.
Flip
I'm asking.
Parks
We've had this conversation.
Flip
My wife tried to do some.
Elliot
I know. We've had this talk on here.
Parks
Y' all bitched up, not me, and left me on the island by myself.
Elliot
Myself.
Joe Budden
That is not true. I can tell you exactly what I said. And it wasn't. I ain't going to say it right now. But, yeah, I answered that.
Elliot
I said, I'm going have a talk with the homie.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Elliot
My time to shine.
Joe Budden
Yeah. No, we. I. Nothing you talking about.
Flip
I'm with you. I'm with you on that. Ask me how I feel about that. I'm not with that name. Robinson all the way.
Parks
Came up before what you what?
Flip
And what we said we was against.
Ish
You said hyper nigga.
Parks
Yeah, y' all is like, yo, it's.
Elliot
Their choice, y' all. You can't control.
Flip
Hey, I lied on camera. If I said that.
Elliot
Show me the clip.
Flip
I am a liar. I'm a manipulator. I'm a narcissist.
Ish
I don't remember that. But if I said it, I was pie.
Flip
Yeah. No way.
Joe Budden
So I. So we go to the football camp.
Flip
Okay.
Joe Budden
Girl for a man right here, you know, she from out there in Mass somewhere. So her family. A couple family members showed up. And I met Uncle Heath. No. Uncle Danny. Shake. Give him a nice firm hands. You. Nice firm handshake. First thing he said. So what's going on, you guys?
Elliot
You guys got a Date yet?
Ish
Oh, oh, them uncles. Them uncles, yeah.
Parks
He be at camp next week? Next week is the date.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Elliot
Yeah. Y' all got a date?
Joe Budden
I said a date.
Parks
Next week is the camp.
Joe Budden
What? We need a date.
Elliot
You know what we just ate.
Joe Budden
What the we? It was just funny. I don't have nothing else that's important, y' all. I don't.
Parks
No. What was your response to Uncle Danny?
Corey
Same response.
Flip
He's sarcastic, though.
Joe Budden
Hey, next time I see you, I have a date. Now, I didn't ask if he's going to the camp tomorrow. Is he coming tomorrow? No, right? No, for real. Oh, one of supportive uncles. God damn, cuz.
Flip
They see the same thing you see.
Elliot
See what it is. They see the same thing you see. Hey, boy, I throw that ball. You remember now? You remember now?
Parks
I was your first quarterback now.
Joe Budden
Oh, man.
Elliot
Does anybody here have any Memorial Day plans?
Corey
Family going to see the family? It's my whole family.
Ish
We doing this tomorrow.
Corey
It's my whole family birthday.
Ish
Yeah, I mean, like, that's about the only plan.
Joe Budden
That's kind of only plan.
Ish
I'm trying to find out who doing something on Monday.
Parks
So you can go freeload.
Ish
Yeah, I mean, I show up with something.
Joe Budden
Yeah. I'm going to see the Tank. The Tank? Tonight.
Corey
Oh, that's dope.
Elliot
Look at Joe.
Flip
You like a baby when you. When you don't.
Joe Budden
You like a little baby.
Flip
My son like a baby when he don't feel good. Boy, that's why you love like.
Joe Budden
I am twisted.
Flip
I get this, you weak ass nigga. Look. Guess you sit like a man. You look so.
Parks
Yo, what's wrong with you?
Joe Budden
Think they cold?
Parks
You ain't make the thing.
Joe Budden
What thing?
Parks
The little concoction.
Joe Budden
No, I just got sick yesterday.
Parks
My son, so he came there sick.
Flip
You knew that he was sick when he came to you?
Joe Budden
Yeah, I knew he was sick.
Parks
You don't got no choice.
Flip
No, I know. I'm not saying that, but I'm saying that. Did you take any measures like, yo, I'm give him some medicine and none of that. Well, did you give him medicine? Did you?
Joe Budden
Did they still going to get you sick, though.
Ish
Still going to get you sick. It'll be right here, Bird.
Parks
They don't care nothing about me. They sneeze in your eye, what you going to do?
Flip
Duck it? That's my man.
Joe Budden
In Lex defense, I be in his face. You just wait like I be in my kid face.
Flip
Yeah, you do.
Joe Budden
I love being in my kid face. He don't. He don't really Love it the greatest. I make my son.
Elliot
All that you so what? Don't worry about.
Joe Budden
I'm that guy.
Elliot
But anyway, okay, I am absolutely done here.
Joe Budden
I don't have any fun weekend plans. I gotta sleep it all. Let's do it. I bet you do like the heat, my main man. Let's go, Reggie Becton. This record is called Die Young Back.
Sasha Jenkins
And I split it with the gate I'm in my back trying to get my God only forever.
Elliot
Ever, ever, ever.
Sasha Jenkins
Ever, ever Quit that job break a law oh I just might tap my neck with no regret that's what I'm on tonight Living someone else life what will it cost? My one is my thirst can't be afraid to step out Won't find myself myself in this house Tell all my friends I'm in proud we making love.
Flip
To the town Only.
Sasha Jenkins
One more shot.
Joe Budden
For the nights we spend together.
Elliot
One.
Sasha Jenkins
More time can we feel this way forever? One more time time can we feel this way forever?
Elliot
Brand new music from Reggie Beckton, friend of the show. That record is called Die Young.
Joe Budden
Absolutely fire.
Corey
That was fire. Felt like Miguel and cocaine 80s vibes.
Joe Budden
A little bit Reggie Beckton. Don't be missing for me.
Parks
Pause.
Corey
I'm not up. I got.
Joe Budden
He's fire.
Corey
I gotta catch up.
Joe Budden
All right.
Parks
I'm gonna go to West Coast.
Ish
This is Death Row. Nah, this is not a Death Row record. Although I have two, but this is YG and a recently reunited Shoreline Mafia record is called Hollywood.
Flip
Me.
Reggie Becton
While I'm in a fun Stare too hard and I'm bus Got a switch on this blue can't duck this in a clip too bl. I can't touch this west coast, you can't With South Central all the way to sunset from bonding all the way.
Flip
To sunset I ain't bumming if I.
Reggie Becton
Can'T get the gun in if I'm bumming it you know I bring the bloods in Blood in, blood out we thug in Throwing up gang signs on that for the ashes so much they.
Parks
To trying to hit me with a.
Reggie Becton
Hate crime chances I'mma take mine good Gotta fly across state lines yeah got Your lady spoiled 100 bottles at the crib no baby oil yeah got Your.
Parks
Lady spoiled 100 bottles at the crib.
Reggie Becton
No baby oil Smoking, drinking and I ain't on nothing got it on me when I'm in the fun Stare too hard and I'm busing Gotta switch on this cracked up that's and a clip too Beer I can't touch this the West Coast Shit, you can't fuck with South Central all the way to Sunset from Hollywood all the way to bonding Think about Nick When I'm on Slauson selling hoes on fit like an auction you approach me, do it with some caution I just turn Coachella in a ho chella and I got it on me I'm a no felon, catch the case, take the charge don't do no telling, don't do no arguing, don't do no yelling Anytime that I perform got a blick on the stage you can tell I'm cutting nuts, throwing it lit like Johnny K Sell good cocaine on my birds free range which I came from the church shootouts and running Fade too hard and I'm busing Got a switch on these blue can't duck this in a clip too bl I can't touch this west coast shit can't with South Central all the way to south it's that west coast you can't with.
Parks
I got her sucking on my dick.
Reggie Becton
She got the duck lips stinky ass.
Parks
Wanna fuck me when I'm gone Wipe.
Reggie Becton
A nose we spot him, then we.
Parks
Yawn See the boogers in the face like I'm sick you try to turn her to a wife but she out.
Reggie Becton
Here doing dicks she's showing now she doing tricks I bend her over then.
Elliot
She put me on the floor and.
Reggie Becton
Did the splits I love the way she make a grip I might let.
Elliot
You give me head, baby but don't.
Parks
Kiss me on my lips.
Reggie Becton
We got one, two, three, four blickies in a bit let her bullets in.
Joe Budden
His.
Reggie Becton
All the pretty hoes gonna play this joy Badass gonna hate this Smoking, drinking and I stay ain't on nothing got it on me while I'm in fun Stare too hard and I'm busing Got a blue can't duck this and a clip too girl I can't touch. Listen west coast, you kept up with South Central all the way to Sunset.
Ish
And that record again is Hollywood by YG featuring Shoreline Mafia.
Corey
That was dope. I am going to play some throwback shit. I'm going to the middle of the country. I'm going to Chicago. This is common invocation.
Reggie Becton
Envisioning the hereafter. Listening to Steve Wonder on the twice for love like the perceived drummer I strike like lightning and don't be thunder and hell imagination and breathe Wonder, that's your lady I used to run up in her and she weave from her it's the cold world the niggas need Summertimes my going Forward seems like a treat as I rewrite rhyme after rhyme it throw away beats growing into my britches out growing the streets there's a thin line between war and peace horse and jeeps ignore them seeds like beats scribbling freedom on pages my third eye's like pink eye seeming contagious redeeming the ancients with aces rhyme jogging I feel Mexican hip hop is my God don't give a where you charge certain shit I can't honor it ain't that you selling it's your comma rappers I monitor like a chaperone you larger haven't grown poetically performed lie bars another rapper gone the stage becomes catacomb I rap like a mummy not for the money I could have sampled down the boss a long time ago my mind to flow it's like motor key 20 young blood said he had dimes I prayed that he C20 hollering at the brothers either you gonna be a thug or a man flip drugs to get land I can see my man beside as he described how the bucks hit him it says slugs was still stuck in him when it rained and with him this bucket interrupt wisdom and asked when my album was coming I said it's here.
Sasha Jenkins
It'S here here it's here it's here.
Reggie Becton
It'S here, it's here.
Corey
Short and sweet common invocation shout out to no ID that beat is super duper fire fire.
Parks
Super duper fire beat I'm going to no worries and the song is called keeper.
Corey
This album was great, by the way.
Joe Budden
No worries, right?
Corey
Yeah I don't think we really talked about about it.
Sasha Jenkins
Was meant to be such a lovely dream why would you.
Reggie Becton
Want to wake me up?
Sasha Jenkins
Oo you drove the knife through my pride there's no more words to say but goodbye how you going to compare me to this guy? He don't love you the way I you don't look good in that Hyundai Fitch you some supposed to be with.
Flip
Me.
Sasha Jenkins
I put that on the Jesus you said you needed peace then spent the week in Greece phone off you said you asleep I know you was getting your cheeks beat corruption in with a show all I want to do is spoil but you know that the money won't give up too late for prenup bouquets don't mean nothing double C's on a sneakers but you know that the money won't give up no no.
Corey
No.
Sasha Jenkins
Money won't there's no more tears to cry I'm all dry I'll back my bags but if you don't mind, don't mind. Let's make love for the last time. Goodbye. You should be here with me. I put it on the. Jesus. You said you needed peace then spent the week in Greece falling off you said you were sleep I know you was getting your chase get lag when you show up all I want to do is spoil but you know that the money won't keep up too late for preup okay don't mean nothing double C's on a sneaker but you know that the money won't keep up you the money won't give up the money.
Ish
Won'T heal.
Sasha Jenkins
The money say you're losing yourself me you used to love when I sweep you off your feet.
Joe Budden
Oh, damn.
Sasha Jenkins
I can see why I drank so much.
Corey
That is no worries. Which is Knowledge and Anderson Pack Keeper featuring Thundercat. That album was fire. Hey.
Joe Budden
All right. This show today. Got through. It survived that sound like it's fine. Got it done. I'll rest this weekend. There you go.
Parks
I have some nicks lose.
Corey
That's up.
Joe Budden
Yeah. Putting some in the air this way.
Ish
Suit making sense now.
Joe Budden
Yeah, Right. That pace of. He got on and you look like Tyler Halberd in the face.
Ish
That went in for the kill, son. To catch that turn. I'm just saying.
Elliot
Yo.
Ish
To catch that and turn around and run to the three, I wanted to kill you.
Joe Budden
What I don't like is the trend of anytime the star player of the opposing team wears Tim to the Garden, they win. Oh, shit. When Tatum won. Tims. They won. Thiago Halliburton wearing Tim's. They won. I don't like that.
Ish
He was at both games, right?
Joe Budden
Yeah. Yes.
Ish
So it might not be the Tims.
Joe Budden
Shut up. It might be the Gyms. And he got the nerve to do that choke symbol.
Parks
If it was a three, he thought it was a three. He got it first.
Ish
He got it.
Parks
If it was a three, he thought.
Ish
It was a three, I did, too.
Joe Budden
If it was a three, then what? The Pacers lost that series. Reggie did that.
Ish
It don't matter. Y' all was up how much with how much time left. Y' all choked.
Joe Budden
So what you joking about? We won. We wanted. We want to. Let me not be a fan. Let me not be a fan. I'm. Shut up. Yeah.
Ish
Just let him have it.
Elliot
Yeah, they got it.
Joe Budden
He got it.
Elliot
He got it.
Joe Budden
He got it. He got it. It's cool. Anybody y' all want to shout out before we get out of here?
Flip
No.
Ish
Shout out, my baby, I love you.
Flip
Shout out to the streamers University.
Ish
Yo, what you got going on?
Flip
Shout out to them, man. I think it's great.
Joe Budden
I will punch clip in his face.
Ish
He got something going on me.
Joe Budden
Why you to trying challenge it out?
Flip
So I just want to shout it out me. You about to talk about something too.
Joe Budden
Oh, it's a rap for that now. You ain't got to worry about that.
Flip
Wow. Junior. No, no, listen. Junior been telling me that 20, it should be 24 hours of me and Joe. Like, yo, go roll with Joe for 24 hours. He's asking me. Your ex Joe ask Joe. Ask Joe. Like you in the back of the truck. You just ride around with Joe. We film it. So I called Joe.
Parks
You going to say good night, right?
Flip
No, no. I called Joe. I'm like, yo, Junior said this and Junior, Joe listen. He said, I like that idea. And he waited. He said, but he said, I love Junior and everything. But first, where would this live? Second, I may need a. What do you call it?
Joe Budden
I said, what? Did Junior say anything about my compensation package?
Flip
Compensation package. So he said, you need a compensation? I said, nah, no compensation package. But we could figure something out. And you know, that's where we left off at.
Elliot
First of all, that's enough to learn right there. Yeah, word. First of all, don't call me with a note and tell me about no good idea your. Your child had cuz you already.
Joe Budden
No, it's not his child. Trickery.
Parks
It's not his child.
Joe Budden
He's not a child. You're right.
Ish
He's a business partner and young and int.
Flip
And he was. He kept saying, he kept trying to push this.
Ish
That's who you want the idea from?
Elliot
No, that. That's awesome.
Joe Budden
That's who he should want it for. But it ain't got to come to me that way.
Elliot
Yo, Junior had a bright idea. Don't try to lean in on the love I got for Junior.
Flip
Oh, I get it.
Elliot
I get it. J don't have nothing to do with.
Joe Budden
I love him.
Flip
You do? You do.
Elliot
But let's get that conversation package together. I mean, I'll pop right up.
Joe Budden
24 hours with Joe run around or something.
Parks
No, not 24 hours with Flip.
Flip
Exactly.
Joe Budden
It's his show. He's running around 24 hours with Flip. Oh, he. Then he's called that if Joe is there.
Elliot
Listen, man, keep us in your prayers.
Joe Budden
Keep me in your prayers specifically because I'm sick as a dog.
Elliot
Keep us in your prayers. Lord knows we need to be there until the next time I bid you a due Farewell. Adios. Arrivederchi. Hasta la vista, Arvois. So long. Goodbye or simple head knob will suffice. Remember, life is a series of moments. And moments pass. So let's make this one last as if it's all we have. Lastly, the baddies are insecure, the stagnant women want to travel to. Close minded women want you to teach them things. Grab you a Tylenol, you might need it. And be safe this holiday weekend. Man, if you're traveling, if you're with.
Corey
Your family, it's gonna be traffic too.
Elliot
With your girl traffic out there. Be instruction, be loving, be kind.
Corey
Turn up though, too.
Joe Budden
And turn up, up for sure.
Elliot
Facts. Good job.
Podcast Summary: The Joe Budden Podcast – Episode 828 | "Don't Tell Me Goodnight"
Release Date: May 24, 2025
Host: The Joe Budden Network
The episode kicks off with energetic banter among Joe Budden, Flip, Parks, Ish, Elliot, and Corey. The hosts discuss Flip's involvement with "Streamer University," a platform designed to support aspiring streamers. Flip reveals he hasn't officially joined yet, leading to playful teasing about signing contracts prematurely.
Notable Quote:
Joe Budden (00:41): “You got to finish junior high school before you go.”
The conversation shifts to restaurant etiquette, specifically the appropriateness of waitstaff disclosing "market prices." The hosts debate whether it's acceptable for waiters to inform customers of fluctuating prices for certain dishes, likening it to assessing a patron's ability to pay.
Notable Quote:
Parks (02:35): “You did that?”
Joe admits he informed Flip about the price of his barber's services, sparking a humorous exchange about perceived rudeness versus genuine concern.
A significant portion of the discussion delves into how men handle relationship conflicts and express emotions. The hosts explore societal expectations that discourage men from showing vulnerability, emphasizing the importance of honest communication.
Notable Quote:
Elliot (14:43): “How would you want your current partner to handle it?”
They critique the stigma around men seeking help and the misconception that expressing emotions equates to weakness.
The topic of "swatting" emerges, defined as making false emergency calls to provoke SWAT team responses. The hosts highlight the severe consequences of such actions, including legal repercussions and personal safety risks.
Notable Quote:
Ish (127:57): “Swatting is when somebody makes a false report while watching your stream and sends a SWAT team to your house.”
The conversation transitions to plastic surgery, discussing whether such procedures stem from self-hatred or personal choice. The hosts debate societal pressures versus individual desires for aesthetic changes.
Notable Quote:
Joe Budden (112:04): “For them to have an issue with their old nose is because it was a black nose and they wanted to rid themselves of their black nose to be accepted in other spaces.”
The hosts discuss high-profile legal cases, notably Kid Cudi's alleged actions against Sean “Puff Daddy” Combs. They debate the legal intricacies of proving such accusations and the public perception surrounding these events.
Notable Quote:
Parks (123:11): “You have to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that Sean Combs blew up your car.”
Analyzing the role of social media, the hosts express concerns over how online interactions can exacerbate personal conflicts. They caution against airing private disputes publicly, emphasizing the importance of discretion and respect.
Notable Quote:
Joe Budden (147:35): “Let the two people that were in the relationship deal with it without the extras, without the media coverage.”
The hosts shift to lighter topics, discussing recent New York Knicks games, team dynamics, and fan experiences. They share personal anecdotes about attending games, supporting players, and the excitement surrounding potential playoff successes.
Notable Quote:
Joe Budden (171:00): “I don't like the trend of anytime the star player of the opposing team wears Tim's to the Garden, they win.”
Midway through the episode, the podcast features musical interludes showcasing tracks from Reggie Beckton and Sasha Jenkins. These segments provide a brief respite from the intense discussions, highlighting emerging artists affiliated with the network.
Episode 828 of The Joe Budden Podcast offers a blend of lighthearted banter and deep, meaningful discussions. Key themes revolve around navigating personal relationships, societal expectations of men, the dangers of online provocations like swatting, and the influence of social media on private lives. The hosts provide candid insights while maintaining their signature humorous and engaging style, making the episode both entertaining and thought-provoking for listeners.
Final Notable Quote:
Elliot (175:13): “Be instruction, be loving, be kind.”