
The JBP wastes no time kicking this Saturday edition of the podcast off by poking fun at the Astronomer CEO who was caught cheating at a Coldplay concert (19:22) before Parks salutes the Wu-Tang Clan for putting on an incredible show at Madison Square...
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Joe Budden
The thoughts, views and opinions expressed by this podcast whose bullets its hosts offer entertainment purposes only. I repeat, it is not serious. It is not real. No one is exposing, revealing, indicting, or telling you anything about themselves. Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals who do not have your best interests at heart or our own. Enjoy the show. Oh, if I'm listening to E, it should just be waist up.
Ish
No, it's never wasted.
Joe Budden
No, I think he might have adjusted it today.
Melissa Ford
He adjusted the crotch cam.
Joe Budden
Yeah, Yeah, I like that.
Ish
His independent camera is waist up. Or the group cameras.
Joe Budden
Press record. Yo, it's already recorded.
Ish
Oh, Gucci mane and them gonna zoom in.
Parks
They are.
Joe Budden
Oh, then I'm give them something to see. Oh, you got. If is zooming in.
Ish
They gonna zoom.
Joe Budden
Then I'm gonna give you a little.
Ish
Knew what color draws I had on, dog.
Joe Budden
Well, your shit be egregious. No, the shit was audience we talking about.
Ish
Yeah, for you to zoom all the way in and see what color underwear.
Joe Budden
I got on me. And ish are habitual camera angle centers. Like just step. Ish come in here with his whole thighs out. He do it a lot. I've tried to stop, but it's nice out. I'm working out. I already told my girl dick is out. Cause she keep walking up to me when I put the short shorts on, talking about, oh, I see. I see something. Yeah, you are dating a black fucking king. What the fuck do you think? Dick is out. Dick is out now.
Ish
Yeah, it's hot.
Joe Budden
If I'm on the treadmill to wear long johns for it. I think I'm dying on the treadmill every morning to wear some long shit.
Ish
Do the energy stay the same if she decide to go out and some print showing.
Joe Budden
Absolutely not. Print showing.
Ish
You print showing. That's what she's speaking to when she say dick is out.
Joe Budden
She thick enough to wear. It's gonna be something showing. There's gonna be something showing.
Parks
So basically that means it's fine.
Joe Budden
The doorman downstairs get a show every time we go down there. Every time we go down there, he pull lube out from under the table.
Ish
You know he nasty, right?
Joe Budden
Huh? But see, no, come on.
Ish
No, no.
Joe Budden
What's known don't need to be said. Yeah, but. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. All right, E, I'm trusting you. And if Erickson is wrong, then y' all getting dicked this episode. Dammit. That's it. It's soft, though. I'm soft. It's Soft, so it shouldn't be too bad. But if the pill kick in mid pod. Yeah, if the pill ain't out my system from last night. Sometimes you tap that shit. That shit start remembering. Muscle memory just be driving.
Ish
You should be like, whoa.
Joe Budden
Yeah. Aisha don't know. Fall back, it's cool. Fall back for you. Me and he's talking sit. Got it.
Melissa Ford
Dick pill hangovers. That's very interesting.
Joe Budden
Well, yeah, cuz me and ish is fiend. So we've been stopped getting the one that's for. For. For a one time hit. You get the one that's going to last up the dosage a little bit. Get the one that's going to last a few days. Oh, she coming around opening dick smoothie. That's a whole weekend. Oh, she staying for the weekend. Oh wait, she flying in for three days. Uhoh. It's time.
Melissa Ford
Having the dick pill tolerance is n. I had to get the strong now I've been on this for years.
Ish
I built up a resistance.
Joe Budden
I'm so sick.
Ish
I think get me on mid.
Joe Budden
I take the dick bill sometime when I ain't about to feel. So they understand. Just so they understand. In the strip club every now and then you get one of the little fast ass Jezebels when they start rubbing on something, you gotta give them something to rub on. And Vogue said it. Something she could feel.
Parks
No, that's not how the song goes.
Joe Budden
Giving him something he can feel. Yeah, I'm a dude, so what would I flip?
Parks
Okay, well, all right.
Joe Budden
It's a flip of it, man.
Parks
Okay.
Joe Budden
And your dad looks great. And your dad looks great.
Parks
We're back at the dad racist, so. Oh, my narrative. Narrative. Nancy over here. Shut the fuck up.
Joe Budden
This pod would be nothing without narrative.
Parks
I know, I see.
Joe Budden
That obvious part would melt to the ground.
Ish
I've learned that.
Joe Budden
You know what we do better than other parts? Narratives. Lie, lie, lie. Yeah, they be going out there like with like real and talking to people. They went to NBA Young boyhood. They be going to the projects. I'm just sitting there lying. These is going to Florida to see Kodak. These is working out here. Not me. Lies, lies. And Gooch. What's up? How y' all doing? Good. Glad everybody's doing all right.
Ish
How y' all feeling?
Joe Budden
I feel great. Six year anniversary today.
Parks
Oh, congratulations.
Corey
Clap it up.
Joe Budden
Six year anniversary today. I was wondering what me and my.
Ish
Baby sitting there like.
Joe Budden
Me and my baby. Six years.
Corey
Congratulations, dog.
Joe Budden
Six years today. We getting closer at that 15 number. It's happening do you really know at 15, though? That's the thing. If you didn't live together for 15 years, pushing to 18.
Ish
Yeah, yeah, I agree.
Joe Budden
She there. That's just another 12.
Ish
17 is like the sweet spot.
Joe Budden
Yeah, that's the best right there. 17. 17, 38.
Ish
Carry the one.
Joe Budden
Yeah. In your 50s.
Ish
Yeah. Yeah, there you go.
Joe Budden
That's really the right way to do it on some Mel shit.
Ish
I'm with you.
Parks
If y' all didn't feel any pressure from your girls to get married, would you do it?
Joe Budden
Look at Mel.
Parks
Would you feel like that desire? I love Mel. To get married. Like, real question, don't take much. Okay.
Joe Budden
I know she's the best. That's why I wanted to hurry up and start before Flip got here. Cause Flip just gonna start on her head. So let's get a natural start.
Melissa Ford
Which still ends up on her head.
Joe Budden
Well, at least it's her to herself.
Flip
That's true.
Joe Budden
This time she does it to herself. Anyway, she asked you guys something. Who you talking about?
Parks
All three of you.
Joe Budden
Well, I don't feel. I don't have no pressure on my girl. I don't feel pressure. There's no pressure to get married.
Parks
Okay. Okay.
Joe Budden
That's why we coasting like this. That's why we happy.
Ish
Hey, look, ain't no pressure.
Joe Budden
Look, look. Three years. 19 years, six years. Like, hey, niggas is chilling. Black kings, ho.
Ish
Wham.
Joe Budden
N is slow walking the dog. Bo. I am getting into that territory where it's becoming a trigger. Like, it's becoming really, like, we cool. Unless the show we watching propose like, there's no beef until somebody in the comments say something to somebody. Oh, you been together for seven years and no ring. And she look at me, it's like, eh.
Melissa Ford
Turn off the comments.
Ish
We learning each other.
Joe Budden
Turn off the comments. My girl would melt to the ground if we turned off the comments. That's my baby. Oh, man. So, yeah, we coasting. Mail.
Parks
Okay. All right, congrats.
Joe Budden
Who do you think has more pressure to be married? Also you.
Parks
Excuse me? Societally, me. Oh, sorry.
Joe Budden
Yo, you can text.
Ish
Who's texting? Us.
Joe Budden
Yes. Stupid.
Ish
Why this still texting?
Parks
Leave me.
Joe Budden
Why is he still texting you? Don't. Yo, I'm gonna say his name.
Parks
No, you will not.
Ish
Ted.
Joe Budden
Why is he. Why is he still. I don't want him to text you no more. Now I'm acting like Flip.
Parks
I mean, he's cool.
Joe Budden
Oh, stop it, Matt. Who the fuck are you? Sit down somewhere.
Melissa Ford
You don't want him to technique that's crazy hate, yo.
Corey
What are you talking about, man?
Ish
You.
Joe Budden
I can't say it.
Ish
Don't sleep on Big Mel.
Joe Budden
Or Big.
Ish
Homie, whoever that is. Or Big Mel. You know what I'm saying? What you talking about?
Joe Budden
Mel is a. What's the word? When a woman is a womanizer, but not a womanizer, A manizer, a manonizer. Well, Mel is a manonizer.
Parks
I'm not.
Corey
I'm sorry.
Parks
So not a mannanizer.
Joe Budden
You are 100% a mannizer.
Parks
100% not a manizer.
Melissa Ford
Chew them up and spit them out.
Parks
Once upon a time. But you know that. That's in the.
Melissa Ford
You reform now.
Parks
Yeah. Totally reformed.
Joe Budden
Will your mom.
Ish
I ain't even got teeth.
Joe Budden
I've been home. I didn't even chew no fucking talking. I've been home doing science, too. Where your mom met your dad at?
Parks
Mm, Canada.
Joe Budden
We got a great show.
Ish
Welcome to episode.
Joe Budden
I promise y'. All, we got a great show lined up for y' all today.
Ish
What?
Melissa Ford
Yo.
Ish
Yep.
Joe Budden
All right. What's going on out here?
Parks
What you got for us?
Joe Budden
What's going on? I'm on my Jersey vibes.
Melissa Ford
Oh, okay.
Joe Budden
Always for the ladies.
Ish
Always for the ladies. Fantastic.
Joe Budden
I mean, so I'm giving it up right now. That's how I'm feeling right now. Shout out to everybody listening out there. The first and last time listeners, shout out to the subgroups out there. Shout out to the hate listeners. Shout out to the happy family. Shout out to the miserable families out there and the children holding it. Only if you want to get play before the crowd.
Ish
Only if you want to wreck it. Her name is dress like silk. I get a slip.
Corey
Yes, it's me.
Ish
D R E S S.
Joe Budden
Everybody on vacation right now. Everybody getting ready for vacation right now. Getting ready for Virgo season. Here you go.
Ish
Wasn't in my room.
Joe Budden
I wasn't in your sphere. Back, middle, to the front. No front. Want a good time. Gotta give you what you want. Can I get a hey, hey.
Ish
You gotta hat?
Joe Budden
It's. What the hell is creative black people. That native can't be violated, even misinformed. I got brothers in the jungle. Whole New York City, whole Jersey.
Ish
Him now.
Joe Budden
Yeah. I mean, we start with Jersey, we end with Jersey. That's how I'm on it, Benny. What up, kt? What up, boy?
Corey
That's how I roll. When my hair do dope Winter will I got and competition ain't dope.
Ish
Beat your break you broke you smoke.
Corey
And take you send you to your.
Joe Budden
Little group of half With a dip.
Ish
And all that other ring like brother sporty naughty hop greater than H I.
Corey
Slam the flip flam and dip jam.
Ish
You can run but you can't hide. You can't go far no matter where you go.
Joe Budden
All the truck drivers on the postal workers out there. Everybody in the cubicle. Everybody off from work right now. Hit a tell a we'll come back see your sucker shut your sucker. Gorgeous. I guess it wasn't nothing to tell a black man. Wake it up out there. Wake it up out there. Get these drops out the way for the best crew in the world. Man they talking about so happy y' all could be here with us today. You could have been anywhere in the world, but you are here. Higher power put breath in our lungs. This morning. Was kind enough to wake us up this morning. Let's keep applause going for him or her depending on how you look at this thing.
Ish
We got.
Joe Budden
Don't look away now. What episode is this?
Melissa Ford
A44.
Joe Budden
Welcome to episode 844 of the Joe Budden Podcast, brought to you by a few by Powered by Prize Picks Prize Pizz gang. You I'm your humble, grateful, gracious, happy to be here fully dressed host. Well, kind of halfway I tried to get fully dressed. Pose your button here with some really amazing people. To my right, the amazing, the legendary, the oh so hip hop. Melissa Ford is in the building. Golf claps around the board next to her. Our guy. We missed you, man. We missed is King. King Wawa is in the building. Biggest golf class for is is. How you feeling, man?
Ish
I'm good.
Melissa Ford
Got everything under control with the flooding.
Ish
Yeah, that was annoying but.
Joe Budden
And mice.
Melissa Ford
Was it your crib or them what.
Joe Budden
Just will throw some. Remember he said he got the. Oh, ants. Ants.
Melissa Ford
Was it your crib or the door? The doors.
Joe Budden
Both.
Ish
My house. My personal house was. Could have got bad. It stopped just in time.
Melissa Ford
Okay.
Ish
I still had to nurse that to like 34 in the morning though.
Melissa Ford
Oh, wow. Damn.
Ish
Stupid ass sump pumps.
Melissa Ford
Yeah.
Ish
Be getting clogged up so now you gotta go down there.
Melissa Ford
I got hit over the weekend too. Not from the flooding though because my neighbor someone flushed a Arizona iced tea can somehow into the.
Joe Budden
White people. It's disgusting.
Corey
What?
Melissa Ford
The road over guy pulled the Arizona a full Arizona iced tea can out of the sewer somehow. I was like damn, I feel fresh.
Ish
Yeah. No being a little what landlord. Yeah fam you be they you go to get a snake the line people have pulled figurines out the like somebody kid flushed the GI Joe or Some bigger down. Well, I understand it's like a whole garbage. Condoms wrapped in garbage bag. Garbage bag. I've had garbage bags before.
Joe Budden
Do you think it's only landlords that are mindful about what you should and should not flush down a toilet?
Parks
Yes, no.
Joe Budden
Or the most mindful.
Ish
Yeah, because we gotta.
Joe Budden
Would have to be.
Ish
We gotta take the car. I don't think so.
Melissa Ford
I think if you own your own house, at least after you do that one time you're like, all right, let me not flush dumb down the toilet, bro.
Ish
Even if you rent and your back up, you gotta call the landlord and all that waiting and you're mindful. After that, it's kids who don't give a.
Melissa Ford
But the problem is, like in my building, it's other apartments up there. So the people on the upper floors didn't have to deal with none of that shit.
Joe Budden
So they don't know nasty ass tenants out there. I ain't gonna hold you. I. I got some stories I can't tell because I'll go to jail, but some of you tenants out there and the things that y' all think go down the toilet, it's when it's not your toilet. Yeah, that's the other thing y' all be thinking. Ice man, Big Freeze is here. Big Freeze is in the building. Make some noise around the board. Mr. Elmo Myra himself. Big Parks is in the building. I have not stopped laughing at Parks since the last pod. I've been gossiping about Parks.
Ish
I ran home, babe. Let me tell you this.
Joe Budden
Boy. Oh, you told your girl too, nigga. Oh, man.
Ish
On the walk in, girl.
Parks
I got some teeth.
Joe Budden
As soon as I called in with this gossip that we was on for like an hour about, we hung up. It was late already. It was like 10 o'.
Ish
Clock.
Joe Budden
He was going to be with his pregnant wife. I was going to do my thing. He called back two seconds later with his pregnant wife and said, hey. She had questions I couldn't answer about the park story. I said, but we just hung up. And Jewel said, yeah, but he came in here screaming, I've got tea.
Ish
Yo.
Joe Budden
Run into your girl with the tea your niggas love.
Melissa Ford
Oh, that's the best shit in the world.
Ish
What?
Joe Budden
What you did.
Melissa Ford
You have to go back and refer to last episode.
Joe Budden
Yeah, yeah, I left a part out of that story too. Park tried to get some. Some King Elmira Trey ball going on.
Melissa Ford
I did not. But I mean, that's what I took from.
Joe Budden
Yes, you did. Yes you did.
Melissa Ford
I didn't try. Oh, you were.
Parks
Yeah, well, you know.
Joe Budden
Well, that's the thing. That's where he would have to go to court. Because in guy world, what Parks did is a play. You're not trying, but, you know. But if you put the right variables into place.
Melissa Ford
Yes, yes, I'm okay with allowing.
Parks
That's a technicality. Yeah, that's a. That's a tech.
Joe Budden
Parks invited his high school friend to come spend the night at his house for days.
Ish
I heard about it. I heard about it. I know. It was days.
Melissa Ford
It was. It was one day. Joe's just putting his house.
Joe Budden
That's enough.
Ish
I heard about it. I heard about it.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ish
Yeah.
Joe Budden
And then when we all swaggy. And then when we all tried to go out and Parks told REM that she could come with us and she was coming to do that, the girl said, all right, well, I'm going with you regardless. Parks. She didn't take the cue that she should be moving with the wife. And you go and let my husband come, bitch. You don't talk to my husband like that. So Parks has some shit going on. That dirty white boy ELMYRA, you know, Mr. Curls. And the girl looked like she could have been his wife. If he never met Preem or something, like in an alternate universe. If he stayed in Elmira and was just.
Melissa Ford
To the audio listeners, I'm just shaking my head.
Joe Budden
If he stayed in Buffalo or wherever the he grew up at, it looked.
Ish
Like that's where he'd end up.
Joe Budden
That was Elmira.
Melissa Ford
Rim, remember when we said the thing about the narratives?
Corey
That's Ms. Dawson's Creek.
Melissa Ford
Yeah.
Ish
Yes.
Joe Budden
Yes. That was a different dark matter door for Parks. And you think he slept anyway. Good to see all y'. All. Good to be here.
Ish
Glad to be here.
Joe Budden
Things need our attention. They do. Bless you. Things need our attention. And a lot of things. So where do we begin? The CEO who went to the Coldplay concert. Why not? Why not? What is the name of that company that this gentleman is the CEO?
Parks
Astronomer.
Joe Budden
Astronomer Astro World. Yeah. Word. The CEO of Astronomer must have took the whole company to the Coldplay concert, along with his work wife.
Parks
Mm.
Joe Budden
Mm.
Parks
Nope. Just her and just the work wife and somebody who works in the same department as work wife. It was just the three of them.
Ish
Somebody in hr.
Joe Budden
How do you know?
Parks
Because it's been everywhere.
Joe Budden
No, you don't know who else was there, though.
Ish
That's true.
Parks
Okay. Okay.
Ish
It could have been more.
Parks
It looked like just the three of them because they got a nice shot of, you know.
Melissa Ford
That was a Sweet, wasn't it?
Ish
Yeah, that was a sweet.
Melissa Ford
Yeah. So it was more than probably the three.
Parks
Oh, then that makes it even more up.
Joe Budden
That didn't look like a suite.
Ish
It wasn't.
Joe Budden
That didn't look like a sweet at all. That looked like general population.
Ish
It looked like a sweet to me, too.
Parks
It did look like a suite. It did look like.
Ish
Or they might have just had the gate because, you know, sometimes depending on. They'll have that little thing in front of you. It might have been. I don't know.
Parks
If it was a suite and it was filled with all his employees, that would be crazy that they're.
Joe Budden
We freestyle already.
Melissa Ford
We're freestyling.
Joe Budden
We don't care about none of that. In the clip that we saw when he did the duck down, it seemed to be a bunch of little white kids that none of them knew running by and doing the. Hey, hey, hey. That's why I'm saying I don't think it was a sweet.
Parks
Okay. Yeah.
Joe Budden
I do not know, nor do I care.
Ish
That's not important.
Joe Budden
That's not the important part of this. Let me play the clip.
Melissa Ford
It's a factor, but it's not important.
Ish
Yeah, but.
Melissa Ford
Because if it's a sweet to me and the whole work crew is there.
Parks
But then that means everybody knows. But it's been the worst kept secret.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ish
I don't think it's a sweet. But you've been in suites where you didn't know the people.
Joe Budden
True.
Melissa Ford
Oh, yeah. I guess.
Ish
You know what I'm saying? So you could be in a suite where you don't know the people.
Melissa Ford
Like, I guess also when I hear CEO, I'm thinking that he's taking this. Yeah. I mean, he took this.
Ish
I see the glass, but I don't think it's a sweet.
Corey
He took.
Ish
Yeah, it could be the glass.
Joe Budden
That's. But the audio is funny. He says either they're having an affair or they're really shy. I'll play it again. Are they at the Spear?
Melissa Ford
You know, I don't know.
Joe Budden
Okay, Erickson, I'll send you this video to refer to for the people watching. Where do y' all want to begin with this? For me? For me. Niggas, niggas. I'm having a nigga moment with y'. All. Some places we do have to take off of our cheating list. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but a concert.
Melissa Ford
It was in Boston.
Joe Budden
It's a nice cheat, though.
Ish
I was about to say, I don't think that's on it.
Joe Budden
List. It does have to. It has to come off.
Ish
No, it don't.
Joe Budden
You just can't do that.
Ish
You can't do that.
Joe Budden
That's not true.
Parks
So I have a question.
Joe Budden
Are we about to fight then?
Ish
Yeah.
Parks
But I have a question for you guys.
Ish
Shoot.
Parks
If they had not reacted that way.
Ish
Nobody knows.
Parks
Nobody knows. I. I don't think anybody.
Ish
Don't do that. They made it hot themselves. They blew themselves up.
Parks
They could have had somebody in the audience who's like, yo, isn't that so? And. But that's as far. It would have just been rumor. No.
Ish
Who the hell know? The CEO of Astronomer.
Parks
No, it could have been like, someone's gonna know. It could have been employee.
Joe Budden
I disagree. Even though I understand the premise. They made it hot on the.
Ish
They made it. If it's one of us. Right?
Joe Budden
Oh, I'm fingering it. If it's me, I'm buff diving. I'm telling you, the kiss cam won't be on me for very long.
Ish
Like Kodak. Well, to be clear that Kodak was at this.
Joe Budden
That would be moving.
Melissa Ford
That would be the way to do it, is do the sweet kiss and get your face up out of there quick.
Ish
Oh, yeah.
Melissa Ford
Back of the head. Leave a little.
Ish
That ain't gonna work on your girl. Let's get back.
Joe Budden
You're right. Let's get back to our fight.
Ish
So listen, what I'm saying is this us cool. When that rest in peace.
Joe Budden
The.
Ish
The CEO of United. Hell, don't nobody know what these people look like. The average Joe Schmo don't know what the CEO dude looks like.
Joe Budden
They wife's friends know what they look like.
Ish
True. But that's only if it makes news. They don't make the news. If they don't, they don't go viral.
Parks
That's true.
Joe Budden
All right. I mean, I. I understand. I disagree.
Ish
Joe Button is up there hugging some foreign.
Joe Budden
Fingering. Stop all you keep saying. Finger. Hand in the ass.
Ish
Credit cards.
Joe Budden
Credit card. And that.
Ish
If Joe Button is out there doing whatever he's doing and he comes up on the big screen, of course they're gonna know, right? But this guy, he's a clp. Don't nobody know who the he is.
Joe Budden
I'm going to jail for lewdness. You ain't good enough.
Ish
You get what I'm saying? Like, they meet. They blew up their own spot. They did that.
Joe Budden
Dog, if you go in and cheat at the concert, you going.
Ish
It's a good date, Joe.
Joe Budden
No, I'm agreeing.
Melissa Ford
That's a horrible Cheat date.
Ish
No, it's not. Not if you're unknown.
Parks
I think it's. Yeah, I think it's a great cheat date.
Ish
That's a dope date. It's 30,000 people.
Joe Budden
You keep including fame in this. This. Regular people get caught cheating every day by their reactions.
Ish
I'm telling you, dog. No, no, you might be right. Hold up. You might be right. But that's in your. It depend on where you from. So like if, if, if. If you from New Jersey and you go to Boston to the Coldplay show.
Melissa Ford
Oh, that's different.
Ish
The odds of you getting caught cheating are very, very slim.
Joe Budden
True.
Melissa Ford
That's true.
Ish
Now if you in your own backyard, then everybody going to be at the new addition show. And if you out there with your side, you caught.
Melissa Ford
And if you're a CEO in a. A, you're even a city like Boston, which is pretty big midsize city, I guess I would say people are probably going to know you in Boston if you're from Boston.
Joe Budden
I think that we as dudes should take the. The hot concert and the sporting event off of the cheat.
Melissa Ford
That should be off the ch. Off the table. I agree.
Joe Budden
The sporting event. We should have learned when Chris Brown told Rihanna, I'm going to the store and then was at the lake. I mean, told Kuchi, I'm going to the store. And it was at the Laker game with Rihanna. That should have been.
Ish
That should have courtside on TV seats. I think it was crazy Christmas. It was Christmas morning. What are you talking about? The most watched game outside of the playoffs of the year. What are you talking about? That's different.
Joe Budden
The last time that I was. And this was many, many, many, many, many years ago. Eons ago. Oh, Joe. I had a nice, nice cheat set up. But it was the. It was courtside seats. It wasn't even Joe Button seats. It was court side seats.
Ish
That's where you up at.
Joe Budden
At a Nets game.
Ish
You can't do it at the bar. That's where you can't do it. You can't do it.
Joe Budden
But it was a prime cheat. I was plotting on this cheat for ages. And that's where. Temptation, discipline. Oh, my Lord. But I didn't do it. See? But I didn't do it. Discernment, dog. We can't take the cheat. We can't take the cheat to the concert. You're gonna get caught.
Ish
You can take to the concert, bro.
Melissa Ford
You can maybe like a little ass concert.
Parks
No, I don't. I agree with you guys.
Joe Budden
You can.
Ish
You just can't move like that's your main girl.
Parks
What are the chances you hugged up that the camera would end up on that?
Corey
Wait, hold up.
Melissa Ford
That's irrelevant.
Ish
Hold up. That's what gets you on a camera.
Melissa Ford
No, but listen. If you are at a concert with even like a thousand people in your hometown, assuming we're not talking about a travel concert, there's a much higher chance of someone in that thousand people knowing you than if you're at the fucking dive bar.
Corey
I agree.
Ish
Now watch it. Hold up. Mark ahead. If he's not nut to button that lady like this. I'm talking and they standing next to each other and the cam comes on them. Look, and the cam comes on them. Nobody knows nothing. Yo, we all from work, went to the Coldplay show. You beat that case hands down.
Joe Budden
But here's where I think you and Freeze are being unrealistic. If I'm taking my cheat to the.
Ish
Concert and I'm cheating.
Joe Budden
No, I've been cheating, okay? I've been cheating.
Ish
Yeah, but.
Joe Budden
But this cheat I like enough to take to one of my favorite artist concert. I'm not there to stand with you side by side like this. I'm there to do Keith Sweat make it last forever and ever. I'm there to finger put my fist. I'm there to be nasty. I'm there to be nasty.
Ish
You know when that happens? As soon as we get in that black car, my black snake moan.
Parks
Right?
Ish
I'm not doing that as the CEO at the Coldplay show.
Joe Budden
Yes, you are.
Ish
No, you're bugging.
Joe Budden
You've done it as the CEO of your. What is your real estate company. Yeah, that You've done it in the bubbits.
Ish
The places we've done this.
Melissa Ford
The both places where you do it.
Ish
I don't even really think.
Corey
No, but I don't know what they're doing.
Ish
I don't really know what they PDA like that. I'm saying I've done the CEO and I got a wife and I'm cheating. I'm not doing this with the chick in the Coldplay show. I'm not. I'm not.
Melissa Ford
I'm with you.
Ish
I'm with you. I'm not doing that b me today. I would never do that if I was single. I barely would do that unless it's my girl. I'm doing like this. I'm not doing that with no random.
Joe Budden
Yo. The funny part of that video to me is there were no chairs. There were no chairs. So he tried to sit down, took a knee and once he realized. And he's tall, but. And he's tall. So once he couldn't sit down, he just laid down.
Ish
I think it looked like he got shot.
Joe Budden
Yo, he just laid down. And then she turned around, put her back to the kiss can. But the friend, See, that's the other thing about. That's the other cheating. Now, the friend that knows about the cheat has to be able to hold it down under any circumstance.
Ish
They couldn't because you just got caught like this.
Joe Budden
No, the friend got caught too, making it look all stupid.
Parks
Well, what was she supposed to do?
Ish
The friend ain't even had to be there. We already in danger zone. You up? You up.
Parks
What was the friend supposed to.
Ish
You can't get out of that door.
Joe Budden
The friend could have been. Ignored them both.
Ish
It was too late, Joe.
Joe Budden
She did not. It wasn't too late for her to not smile. She was having a conversation. Shorty turned her back and started talking to the friend. And now the friend is smiling. Cuz, you talking to me like, oh, you on the face cam. Holy.
Ish
These old man.
Corey
His wife is behind.
Ish
All right, hold up.
Joe Budden
What are you looking about?
Ish
I turn and look at you like, oh, this some bullshit.
Joe Budden
What do you do? Nigga, I'm looking straight on camera.
Parks
N. That's not obvious or any.
Ish
What are you talking about?
Joe Budden
People don't have to know that I'm your man.
Ish
People don't have to know you own.
Joe Budden
Your man in the time of Ice, if that happened to Ish, the people that know him, his friend would know I'm his friend. This is not about those people. This is about everybody else.
Ish
Okay, so I don't know. I don't know.
Joe Budden
I'm not. You can't. You can't turn around and have a conversation with me. And I'm having one back with him. You done got the whole crew lit up. Now, if you're a girl, ice, find out that I know about you cheating.
Ish
So you care about yourself.
Joe Budden
No, it just give you more. More wiggle room in terms of how you want to approach it when you get back home. But that friend doing that. Make it up. Make. The kiss cam makes it bad.
Ish
He's right. He's right.
Joe Budden
The friend doing that makes this situation like.
Ish
Well, back home. That makes it worse, dog.
Joe Budden
The kiss cam, I could. I could play off like. Like I'm. This is a one night. I'm drunk. It happened. This was a mistake. Never again. The friend.
Ish
The friend doing that is like, oh, so you knew. Oh, you're right. And you Be smiling in my face. You're right. Yeah, you're right. Nah, I'm with you.
Joe Budden
Yeah, she can't do that.
Parks
That's so much pressure to put on the friend to know when. Like side piece, friend etiquette.
Ish
Well, that's why guys, older guys.
Joe Budden
We're having a man meeting today. We're having a man meeting today.
Ish
That's why n. Deal.
Joe Budden
That's why guys don't typically. Older men don't typically let their guy friends know when they cheat in the first place.
Ish
It's a protection.
Parks
Oh, okay. All right. Got it, got it, got it. This was just a fucking weird situation. All like, yo, if you're.
Ish
If your dude.
Parks
Cuz she's a employee.
Ish
If your dude is cool with your wife, she's the head of hr.
Parks
No, no, no. I'm not talking about the. The. The side piece. I'm talking about the friend of the side piece. What the fuck is she doing there? Was she a cold player? No, no, no, no. I mean, like, understandable.
Joe Budden
You asked for five tickets picnic, but.
Parks
I know I didn't 10. But no. What's interesting is if they used. If they used her to like bring her as the third wheel.
Ish
This the reason why we going.
Parks
Yeah, like, reason why she's there. It's a company group outing kind of thing.
Joe Budden
That's an option. Yes.
Parks
This is.
Joe Budden
This is.
Corey
It's not fair.
Ish
He thought he was smart.
Joe Budden
Mel, you've been there, girl. Shut up. Don't. Don't sit and cap in his pocket. Don't you. You identify. Identify with us. Don't sit here. I've been capping on his part.
Ish
I've definitely been.
Joe Budden
I've been both.
Ish
The buffer. I've been.
Joe Budden
I've been the guy.
Ish
I've been the buffer. I've definitely been the buffer, actually. Yo, you'll walk in with the. Your man's side.
Joe Budden
I've been all three. I've been the wife and see my girl somewhere she ain't supposed to be on the cameras. I've been everybody in this scenario. So. Yeah, that's hilarious. Tiana Taylor brought me on stage. I went and found every angle of that Tiana Taylor show.
Ish
Crazy.
Joe Budden
Mel, you've been there, girl. You know what time it is?
Parks
No.
Joe Budden
I brought you to cheat or have confided in you about them cheating. You've been aware of a cheat and no. Knew the man. Like, don't. Today, this episode. Can we just be our honest self? Like, we don't have to do this. Well, at least for this segment we.
Melissa Ford
Got to unplug the M. Let's go.
Joe Budden
Unplugged, everybody. That's the beauty.
Ish
If one of your homegirls is fucking with a dude, right? You know the dude has somebody else, or you know she had somebody else. You just out as the third wheel. All three of us are at dinner, so now I have plausible deniability. That. That's. That's. That's why that person is here.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ish
What you talking about me? That's your role in that.
Melissa Ford
The third wheel. And the cheat date ain't so bad, too, sometimes. So it could be a time.
Ish
We know. You know.
Joe Budden
Yo, y' all niggas better update y' all cheat rules. And listen, I don't cheat. And my message is for y' all to not cheat in the event that you ignore the message, dog, do better. Yes. Yo, it'd be chicks that I wanted to cheat with millions of years ago. And. And it's two ways to cheat is tell them that you got a girl or show them your Instagram where your girl's all over it. Or keep your girl secret. To keep your girl a secret one may seem safe, but it's dangerous.
Ish
That's the worst one. It's the worst one.
Joe Budden
I think it's the worst one.
Ish
I've never. Even when I was cheating back in the day, I'll tell, yo, I got a girlfriend. That is the worst one. Cause either you gonna play or you not. You giving her too much power. You gonna play or you not. That was my motto. Like, yo, fam, if you see me Christmas Eve in the mall with my girl, yeah, that's my girlfriend. Sam, you know I have a girlfriend. I've never led you astray in this particular situation. You know, I got a girl, girl.
Joe Budden
Once the girl said, yo, let's go to dinner, I was done with it. She was no longer a cheat option. Anytime the girl wanted to be seen in public somewhere knowing that I had a girl, you can't be the cheat option anymore.
Ish
It's a good point.
Joe Budden
And the irony.
Ish
Yes and no.
Joe Budden
The irony in it is I see.
Ish
I see it from your perspective.
Joe Budden
One of the most important things that you look for in a relationship is trust, whether that be with your significant other or the person that you're cheating on your significant other with. You do want some level of trust.
Ish
Indeed.
Joe Budden
Yeah, indeed.
Ish
Anyway, see, Joe famous. Mel, you famous, and you guys have been famous for a long time. But regular Joe Schmo can go on a date with the girl.
Parks
Like, not really, because if you're Going on a date in your town, in your city, there is a very high percentage of chance. Chance that somebody is going. It's Murphy's law. It's whatever can happen will happen.
Ish
Y' all are talking from famous. Yeah, y' all talking from famous perspectives that you gonna be seen and recognized and noticed. Some nigga that's from Wayne can go cheat in mountainside.
Joe Budden
I wouldn't though. He can.
Ish
He could. You get what I'm saying? With pretty good probability that he could get it off.
Joe Budden
Yeah, that's true.
Ish
You get what I'm saying? You could. If he ain't known like that in Wayne.
Melissa Ford
Yeah, it depends on the person. Like. Like, ish. You were popular before being famous. Like, you probably gotta move a little more carefully.
Ish
It could have been a nobody. Nobody know the nigga. Yeah, you can get caught the fuck.
Joe Budden
The Internet went and found the wife.
Parks
Oh, yeah.
Ish
Immediately.
Parks
And she took her last name off.
Joe Budden
The wife, changed the last name on her Facebook page within seconds. And Because I got a heart and I watched this is us.
Melissa Ford
Us.
Joe Budden
I start to humanize with the wife. She. She was home with the three beautiful kids making content in the kitchen. The kitchen was. The kitchen look like what the. Well, she. I'm not saying she is, but she was making content with her three children. She's a beautiful ivory lady. The kitchen looked like ghost kitchen from Power. So. So when you famous, when you the CEO and you. You married and she could walk away with everything. I'm not doing that. At the Coldplay concert.
Melissa Ford
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Hey, the Kiss Cam.
Parks
Annie made a move real quick that she just got hired in November.
Melissa Ford
Oh, did.
Parks
Yeah. She's a. She's a fairly new hire that kicked off quick.
Joe Budden
Oh, she a mouth warrior. She a warrior.
Melissa Ford
Probably got a couple boulders sister real quick.
Ish
Eight months.
Joe Budden
She ain't look as good as a wife.
Ish
That might be how she got the job, you know, he might have.
Melissa Ford
Yeah.
Joe Budden
That's up, though. She ain't look as good as a wife. Does your work wife have to see? I want to know the work wife rules. See, I never had a job that work wife rules. Gotta maybe be, yo, I ain't gonna load no. Now I'm on the other side. If I got a work wife, I'm hugging my and I'm cuffing that while I'm out at the Coldplay concert. My wife's gonna have to deal with it. I got a work wife. If I'm the CEO with a work wife, then I need my wife. Need to know I got a work wife. Yo, the term I wouldn't move in secrecy.
Ish
Work wife. Yes, you would.
Melissa Ford
Supposed to actually be your work husband or wife.
Ish
Yeah, you would if you're the CEO. Yeah, the term work wife or work husband. Power dynamics, remember?
Joe Budden
Yes, I hear you. I just think that communication is key. If I have someone at work that I'm flyer with than the rest of the people at work. I'm telling my girl.
Ish
Yeah, but you're not. You're not doing this at the Coldplay show with her either. Yeah, like work wife a lot of.
Joe Budden
Times don't really know if. If my finances can't play a part and what my wife will put up with.
Ish
Yeah.
Joe Budden
To really put certain words in. In the prenup.
Ish
But the part you keep missing.
Joe Budden
No, you know I'm with that.
Ish
I know. I know you with that. But the part you keep missing you with somebody that work for you. So your. All your finances are in jeopardy right now anyway. That's what I keep telling you.
Joe Budden
Oh, I hate when did that term. Nobody never used that term with in a Hugh Hefner conversation. I never heard of power dynamic until black dudes started getting some power. So we got a staff.
Melissa Ford
I think it was a YC there.
Parks
Yeah, it was. Hashtag me too. Hashtag time's up. Yes, it was.
Ish
It was me too.
Parks
Yes. And keep in mind, not but yeah, keep in mind that was coined in like back in 2006. So it's been around for a while.
Joe Budden
Mel, if you had that job, you wouldn't want to your boss see, I don't understand some of this. As if I was a girl. I'm going to the boss and he taking me to the concert and with his wife.
Parks
I mean, well why.
Joe Budden
And I'm away with that when the kids get hey, I would be the messiest. I would be the messiest side wife.
Corey
Wouldn't.
Ish
No, you wouldn't. No, you wouldn't. You too. You too.
Parks
Discreet.
Joe Budden
I'd be.
Ish
You might be a boss. You won't hold it down. Level of self preservation would mean I know my role. This nigga's putting me in a condo over here. This might have bought me a condo. I'm going to hold it down for my own self pres.
Parks
I'm not about to jeopardize that.
Ish
Cuz I could run my mouth and then all that's over tomorrow.
Joe Budden
Yeah, that ain't the type of hoe I would be. I'mma sit there and watch you white out some names in that will.
Ish
Or that comes with discretion.
Parks
Biding your time that comes with discretion.
Ish
That ain't out the gate.
Joe Budden
Oh, yeah? Then I'm holding down.
Ish
Yeah, that's my point.
Joe Budden
But if you do wrong by me oh, Lord.
Ish
Well, that's usually what happens. That's why I'mma burn complex.
Joe Budden
If you do wrong by me and that's where.
Ish
Get caught up, cuz. That's like I said, you giving shorty too much.
Joe Budden
You know my boss doing that to me. Yeah. And I wasn't so comfortable that night either. Here we go. I had goosebumps.
Ish
I was pulling away from it, looking the video. I was pulling a couple glasses of champagne that he gave me and I don't remember what happened. No, no, no, no, no. He gave me the champagne when I walked in. Yeah.
Joe Budden
Yes, he did. Yes, he did.
Ish
He had it right here. Here you go. I don't know what was in it. It was fizzy.
Joe Budden
How ugly that is. You could be the smoothest in the world. Yo, let's go to the Coldplay. You want something from the concession stand? All right, I'll be right back.
Ish
Back.
Joe Budden
That's move. That could turn into. He. He gave me some. And it's a power dynamic. And he took me. He took me to the car. He put his big thumb in. Oh, my God, that sauerkraut tasted funny.
Ish
He came back with a glizzy with something in the mustard. That's crazy.
Joe Budden
So I don't know if the. I don't know if the. The. The. The statement that came out is real or fake.
Parks
Fake.
Joe Budden
It is fake.
Parks
Yeah, they said it was fake.
Joe Budden
Oh, cuz, I.
Ish
What was the statement? I don't care. That's what we care about. What was the.
Joe Budden
You want to hear the fake?
Ish
Might be some fly fake shit.
Joe Budden
I liked it on some fake shit.
Melissa Ford
It.
Ish
Who was it from?
Joe Budden
Allegedly, him, the CEO. The dude. Oh, yeah.
Ish
Definitely one of his.
Joe Budden
You got it or no? You want me to find it?
Parks
It helped me out, cuz it's. They're trying to like, scrub it since.
Ish
It was fake, but nigga's PR team has jumped on that so fast.
Parks
Name's Andy Cohen.
Joe Budden
I don't need his name, girl.
Ish
Oh, he's Jewish too.
Joe Budden
They all Jewish.
Ish
Oh, man.
Joe Budden
Oh, he's Jewish. He said, oh, he's Jewish.
Ish
Get over here.
Joe Budden
Yo, you so cute. All right, let's see. Here we go. I beat. Mel. Mel, you can't see.
Parks
I got it. I found it.
Joe Budden
It's too late. I found the room.
Parks
All right, go ahead.
Joe Budden
Oops.
Ish
Oh, she got it.
Joe Budden
Oh, she got it.
Ish
Go ahead, Mel. You can't see.
Joe Budden
Look, she got it.
Ish
She can't see. He can't find it.
Parks
Okay, I want to acknowledge.
Joe Budden
I got it.
Parks
I got it. I got it.
Joe Budden
I want to.
Parks
I want to acknowledge the moment that's been circulating online.
Joe Budden
Come on, girl. We don't have time for that. This is a big broadcast. I want to acknowledge the moment that's been circulating online and the disappointment it's caused. Mel, you really need to do that.
Parks
Words are like, we got it, girl. Okay.
Joe Budden
What was supposed to be a night of music and joy turned into a deeply personal mistake playing out on a very public stage. I want to sincerely apologize to my wife, my family, and the team at Astronomer. You deserve better from me as a partner, as a father, and as a leader. That's pretty good. Fake. No, he's killing this shit. That ain't fake, nigga. This is not who I want to be or how I want to represent the company I helped build. I'm taking time to reflect, to take accountability, and to figure out the next step personally and professionally. I ask for privacy as I navigate that process.
Melissa Ford
Navigate. It's always the navigator.
Joe Budden
I also want to express how troubling it is that what should have been a private moment became public without my consent. I respect artists and entertainers, but I hope we can all think more deeply about the impact of turning someone else else's life into a spectacle.
Melissa Ford
Oh, yes. Move that blame. This is good.
Ish
Astronomers Public. It's a public company.
Joe Budden
Where? Yeah, right now.
Ish
A dollar 61. Stop.
Joe Budden
Oh, he can't cheat in public.
Ish
Stop playing with me, dog.
Joe Budden
He can't cheat in public.
Ish
Stop playing with me. My.
Joe Budden
What's wrong with him? He can't even be at the Conflay concert.
Ish
Yo, that's a buck.
Joe Budden
Ain't this one. I thought this was one of the top companies in the world or some.
Melissa Ford
Nah.
Ish
No, I don't care. He's still a publicly traded company, so you still got investors and stockholders and all that.
Joe Budden
You have to tiptoe to your family and your three children. Yo, Ghosts. They got to be a new way to. You got to be a new way to cheat. It got to be a new way to. To get your rocks or whatever rock you get off in cheating. It got to be a. A legit way to do that.
Ish
Do it like ghosts.
Joe Budden
Talk to your wife about your freaky side, about your kinks. I had to do it.
Ish
Really?
Joe Budden
Yeah. You should have to talk if you think you're never gonna stop looking at other women.
Parks
You should have that well, looking is different from, you know. Would you call it nut to butt?
Joe Budden
Well, no, I'm not gonna be nut up.
Ish
But that. That's all I was.
Joe Budden
But I mean if I'm never gonna stop looking at women and you may be to women, then at some point in the future those and that may be uncomfortable conversation to have. That's all. That's all I'm saying. Or not Listen. Go to my camera. Roll it a. Listen a. Not comfortable at all. Yeah. Hello. Hello. Anyway, moving on. On. Did we. Did we cover that?
Ish
I think we did.
Joe Budden
Hey, cheat at your own risk, dog.
Ish
Cheat responsibly.
Joe Budden
And I wasn't a summertime cheater too.
Melissa Ford
Now you say you work.
Joe Budden
Nah, nah, nah. Not in the summer. Anybody outside? Anybody outside something?
Parks
Yeah, yeah.
Joe Budden
You bump into somebody on the. On the humble. At the car wash, at the mechanic. That was what I was at the B dealership. You just run into somebody wherever they are.
Ish
Talking from things. Yeah, different.
Joe Budden
Different year we've been famous.
Ish
That's what he been saying. That's what I'm saying. Not been. I know that's. That's right. I haven't been. Your rules is different. That's the point.
Joe Budden
Your rules is. Mel, how would you cheat today? My last question.
Ish
That prom right there with some Haagen Dazs used to be the cheat spot.
Corey
You talking about.
Joe Budden
He is such a bird. But he's right. He's right, but he's a bird.
Ish
I remember before any of these buildings was here. I was holding hands on that promenade hog.
Joe Budden
And dogs in that restaurant right next to it was dead. You.
Ish
What this so nice.
Joe Budden
Yeah, those were the first dumplings over here.
Parks
Yeah. Anyway, Mel, I would hide in plain sight.
Melissa Ford
What does that mean?
Ish
What that mean?
Parks
It means I would. Yes, you can.
Ish
I mean you.
Joe Budden
You.
Parks
Yes, you can.
Ish
I take your word for it.
Parks
You can.
Ish
I didn't think you could.
Parks
You can hide in plain sight.
Joe Budden
You think you got with all of that body.
Parks
Yes.
Joe Budden
The joke girl. Relax. Sit down. Girls be so like.
Ish
So stupid.
Joe Budden
Oh, man, they got me, man.
Ish
What's up with that Flip?
Joe Budden
Welcome, welcome, welcome to the show. Make some noise for Flip.
Ish
That's sarcasm.
Corey
They got my wallet, man. I lost my wallet in the Bronx.
Joe Budden
They.
Corey
They was racking it up. I just found out this morning looking for it. I tried to go into the bank. Come to find out Chase no longer gives credit debit cards.
Joe Budden
Instantly. They chased you out?
Corey
They chased me out.
Joe Budden
Chased him out of you, I thought.
Corey
Cause it was a business. It was racking up how much.
Ish
They spent 1200.
Corey
Not like 700. But I'm tight. What?
Ish
I was playing.
Corey
700 and now my wife texting me, asking me questions. Questions why you was in the Bronx? Well, because I sent the screenshot, yo. They got me what you was doing and stuff like that. It's a bunch going on. So I. I was. I got here, but I was in the room on the phone with Chase.
Ish
Content.
Corey
Yeah.
Ish
No.
Corey
Well, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, I was having a meeting in the Bronx yesterday.
Joe Budden
All right, well, the topic that we're on right this second is the. Similar, yo, dude, similar. Yo.
Corey
Watch your fucking mouth.
Joe Budden
That's your man.
Corey
Hey, yo, when you be cutting your man's off like that, people? I don't like it. We don't like it. I came here in stress and seeing you guys made me happy. At least you could just let me get it off. I lost my first time in years. I lost my Gucci wallet. I lost my id.
Joe Budden
Well, you lost your Gucci wallet. I didn't know the Gucci wallet and.
Ish
Your id, the old one with the snake. That was a favor, yo.
Joe Budden
Okay, well, we put a stop to the. To the. We did. Thank you for giving me time.
Corey
Oh, you got the okay. They racking you up. The is cleaning you up. They took you from Pickety Flack to Ba Bow Cactus.
Parks
Thank you.
Joe Budden
Clean her up. Yeah.
Corey
You didn't buy those shoes.
Joe Budden
She looks great. She looks great. She does. Summertime glow. Yes. Hide in plain sight.
Parks
We were asking Flip what his opinion is on the whole CEO thing.
Joe Budden
Did you see what I saw? It.
Parks
Okay. Any thoughts?
Corey
I agree with Joe. I mean, you gotta just be careful where you do things at, man. You gotta be careful. All that hiding in plain sight. The least place you expect to get caught. You're going to get caught. The Bronx Watch the fucking mind.
Joe Budden
I got a caught deal too. I might have got caught in every burrow now to think about it.
Corey
Like seeing somebody seen you and reported to your girl.
Joe Budden
Huh? Oh, yeah.
Corey
When you say, oh, is the strip club in Brooklyn?
Joe Budden
Not anymore.
Corey
It was lust. It was.
Ish
It was lust.
Corey
Jaguars. Lust.
Joe Budden
Lust L. Jaguar. Never.
Corey
You play?
Joe Budden
No, no. The was in Jaguars, not Joe, but yeah.
Corey
You lust and Jaguars in the same spot.
Joe Budden
I was in lust. I was lost. That's where I was.
Parks
Was it like Greenhouse and Whip?
Ish
No.
Parks
Well, you said they were side. Side by side.
Corey
No, like they Jaguars turned into lust. The demographic was different.
Joe Budden
I was in the strip club in my bag with some I shouldn't have been in my bag with one night A lot of years ago. Maybe four years ago. Might have been four or five years ago. My girl had to drop on me. But I didn't know this before I knew that she was Inspector Gadget. This when I thought my normal lives could work, she started texting me like she was nothing to watch. Hey, who you with?
Melissa Ford
Who you with?
Joe Budden
What are you doing? Imani laid it out some elaborate over the gang. We celebrate my man birthday. I mean, we just out here. It's me the say really, it's no girls.
Ish
Oh, question one. I would have already known. Yo. Yep, that's it right there. That's it right there. Yeah. Few.
Joe Budden
Yep. But when you in your bag, you just trying to get your girl out of you.
Corey
When you in the midst of a.
Ish
Lie, ask you a question like that, she know the answer.
Joe Budden
No girls are with you. Nobody with nothing that came with us. Like, nobody. I know. Like, my man's might have brought out a little peace with him or something like that, but, I mean, it's. It's light, it's quiet. Then the cloud popped up. Oh, yeah.
Ish
Dot start going. Then it went away and came back again. That's when you start to shit on yourself.
Joe Budden
Oh, but you know this sent me a picture of me and the. And she must have zoomed in on the picture and took that picture and sent it to me crop. It was grainy, but it was me.
Parks
So could you figure out who took it?
Joe Budden
No.
Ish
Look who that nigga.
Joe Budden
Well, then I had to get angry. That's all you're doing. Once you caught. Flip it. Once you caught, you just got to get mad.
Ish
Simone Bow's coming. We go gymnast.
Joe Budden
Our way is Yo.
Ish
You don't trust me?
Joe Budden
No, man. Happy anniversary to my baby. We did that. Yes. Today. Six years, man.
Corey
Congratulations, Joe. Shout out to you.
Joe Budden
Appreciate that. What else needs your attention? Troy ass. Troy Avenue. My man, Troy Ave. Troy Ave. And his man was coming from somewhere. They was in a car. Video came out. They both got out the car. You see a dude in black tiptoeing behind the car, pulls out on his man. Troy pulls out. Bong, bong, bong. Shoots at homeboy. Homeboy either runs or falls to the ground. I wasn't invested enough to stay and see what happened to homeboy. But that was the video that came out with a long caption from his man about, yo, me and Troy Ave. We was coming from here, and he saved my life. Because this dude ran up on me at the Trump, and without Troy Ave, I probably wouldn't even be here right now, yada yada, yada, yada yada. This is the point where I'm tossing to Ice a resident charter expert. Well, yeah, Ice was there from the start, from the book bags and the Twitter avenue before that.
Ish
I ain't had a Twitter avenue.
Joe Budden
That's true.
Ish
Hosted his first mixtape. But yeah, I saw the same video at first. You know, I questioned everything on the Internet. And then I saw a report come out that I think he said TMZ confirmed that there were no police calls in that area, and they spoke to someone associated with his mans who confirmed that this was staged. It.
Parks
I haven't seen it sounds like it's staged. Like, who would have been the one filming it?
Ish
No, it was like a ring camp, security camera. Security camera pulled as the car pulled.
Joe Budden
Up in front of the.
Ish
The garage.
Joe Budden
Whatever. I don't know, bro.
Ish
It makes sense to say it was staged.
Parks
Why?
Joe Budden
Cause Troy Ave is a felon.
Ish
You're a felon shooting a gun.
Joe Budden
He's not supposed to have a gun, so why?
Parks
What's the point?
Joe Budden
And he's not supposed to shoot a gun, nor was his man supposed to get on the Internet and say, troy Ave saved my life.
Parks
I guess my question is then why bother staging it? Like what's what?
Joe Budden
I don't think it's staged.
Ish
That's the point I'm making. I'm gonna say it's staged. Stage two. No, that's fake.
Parks
Okay, okay, okay, okay. I'm seeing all the layers here. Got it, got it, got it, got it.
Joe Budden
I don't believe for one second that that thing is st, but I mean, if Troy have need us to say it was staged, then I'mma say it too. Yeah, it was staged.
Ish
Definitely was staged.
Joe Budden
It was staged. But I mean, do we know TR have to normally stage cloud chaser type of things with giraffe we've known for a little while. No, it. Get it, get it maybe gave a lot of things it never gave. Clout chaser from Troy Ave. And the.
Ish
Fact that he wasn't the one even saying nothing about it. Like the clout chaser is usually they. They running around highlighting it or something he ain't said.
Joe Budden
And all we know about Troy Ave is that if thrust into that position.
Ish
I'm gonna let it go.
Joe Budden
That may be the position he would take if this were not staged. So I see people clowning. Oh, cloud chaser. Fake ass. Bubba ass. You fake a shooter. You fake a shooter. Hey, say what you want.
Ish
Yeah, you're right. No, no, no.
Joe Budden
Yeah, I fake the Shoot, I'm.
Ish
I'm chasing free Calcareous King, you know, Free.
Joe Budden
I was trying to get these followers.
Ish
Yeah, I'll drop a record.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ish
This promotion. My new single.
Melissa Ford
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ish
I drop something quick. Anything or.
Joe Budden
Yeah. T. TMZ reporting. Shut up. Tmz. How the TMZ knows something?
Melissa Ford
Yeah, no, that. How does TMZ know something? Because someone told him something.
Ish
It was fake, so I'm rolling. Super fake.
Joe Budden
Yeah, it was fake. Troy, don't. Stop doing that, man. Stop. Yeah, man. Yeah, stop faking shootout for clout. That's not. That's not nice.
Melissa Ford
I gotta tell you guys about the. The show, man.
Joe Budden
Which show did you go to or to?
Melissa Ford
Wu Tang show at msg.
Joe Budden
Hey.
Ish
Oh, you looked amazing.
Melissa Ford
It was. I don't want to be a prisoner of the moment, but it might have been the best hip hop concert I ever been to in my entire life.
Parks
That's a big statement.
Melissa Ford
I've been doing a lot. I mean, that in the pop out would be one and two. Like, really heads and toes. Yeah.
Parks
What made it so great? Obviously, other than the.
Melissa Ford
Obviously, I'm a gigantic Wu Tang fan, so that. That was cool. It starts out RZA comes out, there's like some orchestra shit. And he does that verse ish that you sent me before, which was from Impossible on Wu Tang Forever. But he kind of remixed some words to make it applicable to today's or okay. Political climate. And then they just proceed to go right into. Bring the Ruckus and essentially do 36 chambers straight through the entire. Everyone's there. And they bring them out kind of as they pop up on the album right down the row. And then they break off into individual sets. They do Jizzle Liquid Swords for two or three songs. They do Method Man Cow for a couple songs. They do Purple Tape for a couple songs. Ghost. You know, everyone gets their moment to shine.
Joe Budden
That sounds insane already.
Melissa Ford
Yeah, it was absolutely incredible. He brought out Havoc, did Shook ones. The whole record straight through. We the crowd were prodigy on top of him. Prodigy. I mean, the whole crowd, bro. I can't believe I can still talk. Like the whole crowd's rapping the entire time. Because they're doing all class.
Joe Budden
There's no.
Melissa Ford
There was no sneaky records in there, at least that I can remember. It's nothing but the classic. Classic est of classic records.
Ish
And this is real fandom, bro.
Melissa Ford
That's real. This was the other part that blew me away is I think in all my concerts in my entire life, I have never seen branding in Merch like.
Ish
This Wu Tang brand is worldwide.
Melissa Ford
The entire msg, however many, 15, 20,000 people, whatever it is, has some level of Wuang logo on them.
Ish
Wow.
Melissa Ford
Sneakers, shirt. They're selling girls.
Ish
I follow. Yeah.
Joe Budden
They wasn't just merch. Wu Tang was clothes. Yeah.
Ish
Clothing brand.
Melissa Ford
Yeah. And I'm talking about even like with like, the only band maybe that could compete is like the Grateful Dead with the tie dye dancing bear. Like, I have never seen no. Like this in terms of merch. Like, literally 90 of the crowd was wearing some form of Wu Tang merch. That's.
Joe Budden
Is Wu Tang the biggest hip hop logo?
Melissa Ford
Brand? Yes.
Ish
Yes, yes.
Joe Budden
Brand. Yeah.
Ish
Worldwide. Yes. It has to be. I didn't see. I don't even think exactly what he described. I've seen footage from Sweden, in Germany, like, you know what I'm saying? They do that all the way around the world and look just like that.
Melissa Ford
True.
Joe Budden
Who's second?
Ish
Run dmc.
Joe Budden
Death Row.
Ish
Oh, Run dmc maybe.
Melissa Ford
But I don't know if it lasted.
Ish
As long as I'm just in recognizable brand or label. You see that Wu Tang got leaps and bounds over whoever second.
Melissa Ford
Yeah.
Ish
Yes. It's leaps and bounds.
Joe Budden
Second is you could do all of the labels, but it's not.
Ish
It's not even close.
Melissa Ford
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Interesting.
Melissa Ford
To me, everyone sounded really, really good for the most part. Jizza sounded like he hasn't rapped in a little while, but he still sounded like him. It was just like his timing. And that could have been a monitoring thing too, to. They had a live band backing up the. The original beats. So that was fire. The sound was good. We were right next to the soundboard and we're on like a little riser. So we're above the floor crowd.
Ish
Best seats in the house.
Melissa Ford
Best seat in the house.
Ish
Always. Always the riser by far. Yeah, always the riser.
Melissa Ford
Little riser right by the sound.
Ish
Right behind the soundboard. Yeah. Or in front, whatever, but right there.
Melissa Ford
Yeah. Basically my. My wedding party, for the most part, outside of the people that could, couldn't, Couldn't make it.
Joe Budden
Was the high school friend there? No, no, I'm just checking.
Melissa Ford
Ziki and Alley Cat Pineo. My family, essentially, we grew up listening to Wu Tang our entire lives. You know what I mean? So we're just sitting there screaming like crazy. That was the best in the entire planet.
Joe Budden
All right, so what song was the. The peak for you? What song was the. The High of Highs.
Melissa Ford
Ooh. I mean, they. I think they ended on Cream and Triumph, which is hard to oh, Triumph.
Joe Budden
I had to break a bottle and stab somebody in the neck.
Ish
Cream. Cream.
Joe Budden
They did.
Melissa Ford
Right back at you too. That also went. You know what I'm saying?
Joe Budden
God.
Melissa Ford
I was hoping that Nas would show up. I think he's in Vegas. Oh, my God. If he would have came out and did Verbal Intercourse, it would have been mayhem. And I'm sure that was probably in the Stars, but he. I think he's got a residency.
Ish
He got his residency going, right?
Melissa Ford
Yeah. Lil Kim came out. Big Daddy Kane came out. Slick Rick came out. Mary didn't come out. I was. I thought she was going to, but I saw something. She might have popped up somewhere else, but she didn't pop up.
Ish
I saw some with meth and Mary.
Melissa Ford
Oh, and they had Blue Raspberry. The singer girl that was on all the classic records was there and she was bodying it. She sounded amazing, bruh.
Joe Budden
Absolutely.
Melissa Ford
And Run the Jewels opened up, which was also fire.
Joe Budden
Wow. Yeah. This is a hip hop.
Ish
Say that.
Melissa Ford
Mad, mad pod fans in there.
Ish
Of course.
Melissa Ford
Nothing but love. Salute. Salute.
Joe Budden
Awesome, man. That is great.
Melissa Ford
It was a time.
Joe Budden
Shout out to Wool. I was up at 6 in the morning listening to Raekwon's album on the balcony. Got. Got. Got some joints out there. Shout out to Griselda Boys on there.
Melissa Ford
The Nas record was tough on that.
Joe Budden
Deck. Deck.
Melissa Ford
Deck sounded good on that. That's the first time he sounded like Deck to me in a little while.
Joe Budden
No disrespect to Deck, but I understand exactly what you said.
Melissa Ford
Like, his voice got like, deeper or something as of late. And he kind of had his old.
Joe Budden
Tone because if you're not used to it, when he. When he comes on, it's like, is that Deck?
Melissa Ford
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Check the credit for a second. But yeah, he got some joints in there. Shout out to Ray. Shout out to Wu Tang. Shout out to Tyler, the creator at the Garden tonight. Well, last night, by the time you're here.
Melissa Ford
Oh, Red man was here too. I forgot big jersey.
Joe Budden
My God. Red, let's go. But yeah, Tyler has now been at MSG all week.
Melissa Ford
Yeah. And Barclays.
Joe Budden
And Barclays.
Melissa Ford
And then he's doing Prudential. Yeah, yeah, we go to that.
Joe Budden
We going to Prudential.
Melissa Ford
Yeah, for sure.
Joe Budden
When?
Ish
The 27th.
Melissa Ford
Yeah.
Joe Budden
My little sister is going tonight. She cried.
Ish
Yeah, we going. We. We in it.
Melissa Ford
Yo, the. The younger generation really loves Tyler, I've learned.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Melissa Ford
Like, my wife works in a elementary school and she's like, Tyler's their favorite.
Joe Budden
Yeah. I'm still trying to do the psychology on how my little sister, who's 11, loves him the way that she does. But I love that.
Melissa Ford
Me too. I think it's fire, but.
Joe Budden
But what would be her. When did it happen? I think it was you your whole life.
Melissa Ford
I think it was the Grinch thing. I think that had a part in it. He did that whole soundtrack for the Grinch, and I wouldn't be surprised if that had a little bit of an effect on it. And he's also like a entertaining, cartoony at times kind of character, especially as of late.
Joe Budden
Animated. Yeah, I could see it. It makes a sense. Shout out to Tyler, man, listen, we wasn't working so late Tuesday. I would. I would have came by and I might try to crash my sister tonight. So we'll see. We'll see how that goes.
Melissa Ford
Yo, it's been a great year for shows, man.
Joe Budden
Yes.
Melissa Ford
Horrible year for released music, but an amazing year for tours and I'm gonna keep taking advantage of it. I'm going to all these shows all year.
Ish
I told you. I'm going everything. I'm going down to go catch Nelly and J. Oh, where? Hell, yeah.
Melissa Ford
Where at?
Ish
PNC in Central Jersey.
Melissa Ford
Word.
Joe Budden
What part of Jersey? Jersey.
Ish
Pnc. Pnc Down.
Joe Budden
South Jersey.
Ish
No, it's not. It ain't that far. Maybe like exit 100. It's next weekend.
Joe Budden
Nelly and Ja.
Ish
It's like exit 100, 117.
Joe Budden
I don't care what you kids on Tick Tock is talking about. Somebody. I saw that somebody hit me about a Ja Rule concert. I'm new.
Ish
Oh, that's an age thing.
Melissa Ford
He's also. We saw. We all saw him live when he did the verses.
Joe Budden
Joe.
Melissa Ford
He's incredible live. He sounds exactly.
Joe Budden
Got the record, all the records. Word and gonna bring them out and is in better shape than he was back then. So he can run around more. Shout out to Ja. Shout out to everybody. Shout out to the old show.
Ish
This is the summer and I don't want.
Joe Budden
I don't want to on releases for the year because I think from now moving forward, we're gonna get a tendency to. Yeah. Freddie Gibbs.
Melissa Ford
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Alfredo too.
Melissa Ford
Can't wait.
Joe Budden
I think that's July 22nd.
Melissa Ford
Second something like that.
Joe Budden
Division announced that I'm excited about. So, yeah, I'm not gonna sleep on the releases to come. Somebody else Fire announced, but we'll get to it. Yeah.
Melissa Ford
Yeah.
Joe Budden
All right, it's time for my favorite part of the show. Price pick. It sound nuts. All right.
Ish
No, it is.
Joe Budden
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Ish
I was about to say Aaron Judge.
Joe Budden
Is on your team and money that won the Home Run Derby the night before two nights before is on his team. So whoever he put up there wasn't one of them two. No. And the other nigga been on fire all night. Whack, whack, whack. Through three quick ones. Game over. Aaron Boland is a bummer. And that's all I got for the baseball All Star game. That was a mess. It was absolutely atrocious. Dame Lillard Back to Portland. Back to Portland.
Melissa Ford
That was interesting.
Joe Budden
Want us make some noise.
Ish
I like it. I like it. Get him out the East.
Joe Budden
Let's make some noise. We gotta return. What, you don't wanna make noise?
Ish
No, I clapped.
Joe Budden
But you made a face. It's a good story.
Melissa Ford
It's a good story.
Ish
No, he. From what I understood, he never wanted to leave Portland. Yeah, they just wouldn't put players around him. And at some point, you gotta want to win. You want to win and leave your name and legacy on the game. So if he's happy, I'm happy. I just. I just know they ain't gonna be shit. Unfortunately.
Joe Budden
I'm not so sure about that either. Not shit. They could potentially be a playing team.
Ish
One of the brightest stars out there. They sent away the kid, Anthony Simon, that went to Boston.
Joe Budden
Okay. But I think they had a decent draft. All the players that they sent away in the Dame Lillard trade are still on the team. They got Drew Holiday. They got Dame Lillard. They got the big Chinese. He's Joker. They got him. They got that other big boy from last year, the white boy, the big center kid. They got. They got bodies. They have bodies. We'll see.
Ish
We'll see.
Joe Budden
See how it plays out. Dame is a friend of the Show. We absolutely love him. So we support him in anything that he does. And this highlights the whole want their money more than the ring thing to me. Want their money. I think he got 42 mil a year. I don't know. It's three years. Three years. One hundred and something. Million.
Ish
I think that they want the money initially, and then you want to win. Win. And then when, if you're not winning, I'm gonna go back to the money.
Joe Budden
I'm gonna get my fetty. Yeah, I think Dame Lillard, between. Between the Bucks and Portland, he's making 70 mil this year. Shout out to Dame Lillard.
Ish
Thank you.
Joe Budden
That's how you do that.
Ish
Indeed. I'll take it.
Joe Budden
What else? What else we got? Anything in music? I told y', all, Ray Quan dropped. I got to about track 12 or 13 on a 19 track. It was a lot of trouble tracks on that album. Yeah, it was, but I got the round track 12. It was pretty good. But that's not why I bring up the music portion of this show. I want y' all to hear Tommy Richmond's new song.
Melissa Ford
Oh, boy, I can't wait. It's my favorite section.
Ish
G G Whitakers.
Joe Budden
I didn't buy it. I'm streaming this. Check it out. Y' all did this. It's good for y'.
Corey
All.
Joe Budden
Look what y' all got happening in studios across the world. I'mma you all up out there for making. For making Tommy Richmond a thing. I like this beat. Watch what he do to it.
Parks
I see what he was trying to do here.
Ish
I don't.
Melissa Ford
I do.
Parks
I do. He's giving like.
Melissa Ford
He's trying to be just a little bit, but a little bit.
Parks
But he's also giving, like, tuxedo vibes.
Melissa Ford
Justin with Brett.
Parks
Yeah.
Melissa Ford
Jake One and Bayer Hawthorne.
Parks
Yeah.
Melissa Ford
Shout to them.
Parks
Turn that because they did it right.
Joe Budden
Yeah. Tommy Richmond. You know, I'm sorry.
Corey
That'd be fire, though.
Ish
Sound like be fire.
Joe Budden
You is wasting precious studio time across.
Melissa Ford
The hard drive space all across America.
Joe Budden
Yo. Some poor engineer has to sit there and listen to your instructions while watching you. Yeah. Engineer sitting there on his 19th cup of coffee listening to you record this trash. Yo. Shout out to the engineers, yo.
Melissa Ford
Yeah. That's a tough one to sit through right there.
Joe Budden
I ain't going to you for all of the bad songs y' all think y' all hear. As fans, there are millions more that you miss.
Melissa Ford
Facts. The ones that didn't make the cut.
Corey
Yeah.
Ish
Should have never been cut. Yo. You wouldn't sit there?
Melissa Ford
No. Absolutely not.
Ish
For that time, I was.
Melissa Ford
I was extraordinarily picky with people I worked with. Still am.
Ish
Really.
Melissa Ford
I'm not doing. I don't care about the money. I'm cool. I can't sit through that.
Ish
Oh, that's that good white privilege.
Melissa Ford
No.
Ish
And green.
Melissa Ford
I was okay with being poor. That's like, I didn't care. I'm not doing that. No.
Joe Budden
I think he's telling the truth, too.
Ish
Yeah, I know.
Corey
He might be.
Ish
Might be.
Melissa Ford
I remember the one time that it did happen. I was immediately on the phone with the studio managers, like, yo, don't ever do this again.
Joe Budden
Parks will go record like Pharaoh March for three weeks.
Melissa Ford
Yeah.
Ish
Fact.
Joe Budden
You try to do this child to March.
Melissa Ford
Yeah. Absolutely not.
Ish
Was terrible.
Joe Budden
Anything else in new music? Y. Y' all want to let the people.
Melissa Ford
It was kind of by week. What else did I. I saw some.
Ish
That dropped, but not worth.
Joe Budden
I like the Tyler record.
Melissa Ford
Oh, Benny. Benny dropped another summer ep. Kind of short album vibe. Summertime Bush too. I didn't listen to it all the way through yet, so I have no deep dive.
Joe Budden
I haven't heard it yet.
Melissa Ford
Joiner Lucas dropped something. I haven't heard it yet.
Ish
They said Joiner Lucas project is crazy. I haven't heard.
Joe Budden
Heard It.
Ish
But everybody keep hitting me saying to listen to it.
Joe Budden
I'm.
Melissa Ford
I'm listen. I like Joiner.
Ish
They said, it's fine.
Joe Budden
I'll listen to it. If they pay me, I'll say good things about it. They pay me. For real, Seriously. If it's fire on there, pay me, and I will come in here and say it. Other than that, I'm done giving my opinion on just. They got a budget. Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, though. Hey, wait a minute. I like Tyler songs. Yeah, I do. You seen the video, huh? No, I didn't see the video. She's 17. I don't look at those girls with that. That's 10. Nope. Ain't jerking me.
Melissa Ford
That big choir shape.
Joe Budden
Anytime that happens.
Melissa Ford
I like the song Fire.
Joe Budden
Anytime you put that. That little choir in there with that effect, I like the song.
Melissa Ford
Sorry.
Joe Budden
Sorry. Oh, man. Shout out to Tyler.
Melissa Ford
That sounds tough.
Ish
That sounds tough.
Joe Budden
Little East African. Go ahead. Go ahead, girl. I'm going. Be easy, Tyler.
Corey
Just acknowledge the record.
Ish
Acknowledge.
Joe Budden
I want to smoke. I want to smoke. I want to smoke. I with Tyler music. I do.
Corey
Y know, we on music. But you good, man. Like your pockets. It you keep.
Ish
You throw a lot of little dog.
Corey
You dog whistle into a lot of I. Yo, you got. You said it.
Ish
Last part.
Corey
I ain't catch on. You said, I'mma take the seven piece to promo record. Now you doing it again. Are you good? Yo, sh. Come out like, what we doing? What? Joe, that trip cannot be that like.
Parks
No, it can be that expensive.
Joe Budden
Yeah, I'm tapped.
Corey
How many people going on that trip.
Joe Budden
Real quick, you can't tap.
Corey
I want to know the details.
Joe Budden
Like, say that. Hey, hey. Her three kids, my two kids and my little sister.
Ish
Then he got his birthday party coming.
Joe Budden
Okay, My birthday party, which I wouldn't even. I'm not even telling nobody what to. Don't ask. Really?
Ish
So you got.
Corey
You got the spot that you were inquiring about?
Joe Budden
I have the spot. I told you all congrats. Yeah, thank you.
Ish
It's not buying none of that.
Corey
What.
Melissa Ford
What's the. Do we have a dress code yet?
Corey
Oh, you said he lying about being popped. Oh, it's an act. He probably set the bread out and got caught. Hey, he probably said the bread.
Ish
Oh, I got it.
Joe Budden
Okay.
Corey
This is he keeping the act going. We were just talking about that. We were just talking about keeping the act going. Oh, you doing. You bodying it. You had me full.
Joe Budden
Don't Listen to him. I don't want to send to myself. I'm popped. I'm popped.
Corey
As long as I've been here, I never heard.
Joe Budden
Then the Knicks pulled a little trick on me. Hey, he goes, told you, boy. These, they see a mark coming, though.
Ish
Everybody saw them numbers.
Joe Budden
The leak.
Ish
See it work in your favor and then. It don't.
Joe Budden
It don't. Oh, they do. Thank God.
Ish
I see the other side. It do.
Joe Budden
Thank God. I told the Times what each of us is making.
Ish
You can stop with that.
Joe Budden
Oh, man. It'll be out next week. Go ahead with that.
Melissa Ford
It'll be out.
Corey
I hope you did.
Joe Budden
I did. So these niggas can leave me alone.
Corey
Thinking I got some spanky.
Joe Budden
Oh, no. You got some spanky.
Ish
Yeah, right, right.
Joe Budden
What's the final numbers on the desk? Ish. Hoodies. And then we can move on.
Corey
You can't do that.
Ish
Ain't no final. Still selling?
Joe Budden
No, but final as of today if you cut it off. Right the second since inception. What's this been? What's it been? Something.
Ish
I don't know the exact that resting is.
Joe Budden
Face can punch you in the face.
Ish
You don't know exact. You going to eat it, too?
Joe Budden
I don't have to be exact.
Ish
Ballpark. Been cool.
Parks
Been cool means it's been nice. It's cool. It's nice.
Ish
Autism week was. Don't look away now. Don't look away now. You don't see none of that.
Corey
I forgot he was about to pull.
Joe Budden
That up right now.
Ish
You see that outside?
Corey
I forgot. Not pandering, but I forgot that he was catering to the different. To the different months. Autism, breast cancer. Breast cancer.
Joe Budden
Mental health.
Corey
Health month. Mental. You a bodying it. You bodying it.
Joe Budden
I didn't even know some of them was m. Yeah.
Corey
We were talking earlier, before we got into this, that I was supposed to get some stew, chicken, white rice and beans from you last part. Shade came. I was over there talking.
Joe Budden
You look yo.
Corey
Ain't you talking? I said, yo, she told me what she made. Now she's Trinidadian, so I know what that tastes like. So I said, yo, let me get some. You ignored me, went to the bathroom room. I waited by the door. You ain't come out until I left.
Joe Budden
And I ain't going to lie to you.
Ish
You waited for some white rice.
Corey
Quick, yo, buy a nigga's door. No meaning for him to come out. Yeah, I wanted some food.
Joe Budden
No, it was good. It was some good food. I ain't going to hold you. She a cook. I love My girl, man. Happy anniversary with my baby. And listen, when. When I'm. When I'm doing what I got to do. Yes. Like, when you ain't tricking me. No. Good, good.
Corey
I know what you're talking about. I can say it for you. When you acting good. When you're not giving your girl stress.
Joe Budden
My girl's the best girl in the world. Not when I ain't cheating or sending inappropriate text or paying nobody's rent.
Corey
When you're not doing.
Joe Budden
When I'm not doing. When I'm not doing nothing I ain't supposed to be doing. Oh, my God. My girl is the greatest.
Corey
Happy house is. Happy wife, happy life.
Joe Budden
Happy house, happy spouse.
Corey
It's really a thing. As you go inside, the air smell different. The food is there. Like, it's just. When it's a good vibe, nigga.
Joe Budden
When I'm doing what I'm supposed to do, I get in the shower. My girl get in the shower. Whitby grabbed the loofah. Pick my foot up off of the. Get my. Get the scrubbing on my foot. Get the back heel.
Ish
Oh, my God.
Joe Budden
Why did I cheat? Why was I even doing? What was I. Yo, what was I looking for outside of the house?
Corey
You don't know. Hey, hey, hey.
Joe Budden
When I'm treating my girl right, I wake up and just smell some shit in the kitchen.
Ish
Dancy.
Joe Budden
Like, baby, I'm going to Target. If you need anything, I'm gonna make sure the kids closet and the kids have everything they need. And the windows. And the aroma. 360. I changed the scent and was running a little low. I'm like, yo, dawg, why was I fucking out?
Ish
You wake up some fresh ones.
Corey
Yo, Magic.
Joe Budden
It ain't worth it to cheat.
Corey
Listen, we know you haven't been in the black household in a while. When you wake up to the fresh, fresh aroma of food.
Joe Budden
Oh, my God.
Corey
You get the. You get the. The good food. The Portuguese joints different. We talk about the black bacon sausage. The mix of it, Paul with the pancakes, this. You can smell the maple syrup.
Joe Budden
Oh, my Lord.
Corey
No, I don't feel that way. Watch your mouth.
Ish
What are you talking.
Corey
What are you going to do that to us? Tell me. Tell us. Share with us.
Joe Budden
What? You acting right, huh? She made that good shepherd's pie. Come on, boy, stop playing. You know Shepherd.
Corey
Cory's making inappropriate jokes. He whispered to me, when you're living in the house for free, you better get up and cook. I don't stand by that.
Ish
You've been getting me in trouble.
Corey
I don't stand by that, Corey.
Joe Budden
The way is I think H might be living in the house for free. I think it's grown. You know the white the answer.
Corey
That's it bad.
Joe Budden
All his money just stacking up on the side.
Ish
It's reversed. Sounds crazy.
Joe Budden
Oh, my God. Sounds amazing.
Ish
I would be cooking if my girl paid all the bills she would get.
Corey
That's a fact.
Ish
She'd be waking up crazy.
Joe Budden
Your girl paid all the bills. Your house wouldn't have been flooded.
Ish
That's not true. That two don't got nothing to do with each other.
Joe Budden
She had a good. The good pumps down that what water. He did some black people. The black people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He did his work. Them white people. White people. House no flag. You think white people houses flood.
Corey
They got the tech build to the base. You know, seven of them is. You know what I'm talking about is.
Ish
You a see in Texas playing field. Watch off all white towns was floating in the water.
Corey
Don't laugh at that.
Joe Budden
Treat your up right now.
Ish
Treat your lady right. No doubt.
Corey
Treat her like a lady.
Joe Budden
I mean, when I treat my girl the way I'm supposed to, she, you know, on top, like without a fight. Ain't no argument. It ain't it don't be a debate. She just get up there and start making faces and moaning and like, yes. Other wasn't even moaning like this. Hey, other wasn't even back in the day.
Ish
The other one wanted you to work.
Joe Budden
Yeah, the other one was so turned on by me. Like she wanted me to get in my duffel. Like, yo, that's for my girl. That extra two inches of dick, that's for my girl.
Corey
You crazy out of here.
Joe Budden
Yo. And that get tricky when you like big. It get tricky because the big on Instagram when she show up is bigger. Like your girl is the right size, man. Some of them big. Y' all be thirsting over on the net. I seen them stand over me me.
Corey
They blocked the sun.
Ish
They got them angles right. They angle curved.
Joe Budden
The those stood over me and was like, what's up?
Ish
About to be a long night now.
Joe Budden
Like, yo, N, you got a pack of lunch?
Ish
Yeah.
Joe Budden
All right. Come on. You move, move. You move stupid.
Ish
I love my girl too much for this.
Joe Budden
No, you got love my girl. Yo, baby, I love you. Happy anniversary. Happy anniversary.
Corey
Y.
Joe Budden
Man, we did that, huh?
Corey
Six years.
Joe Budden
Six years indeed.
Corey
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Anyway, I'm sure we'll get back to this topic at some point before this broadcast. What else is important? Don't let me pull out my phone. I got some written down. Let's see. Oh, wait a second. The ESPs. Are you kidding me, dog? Your man, our guy, Shane Gillis.
Melissa Ford
Oh. Oh, he also.
Joe Budden
Shane Gillis was the host of the sbs. I was sitting outside. It was a beautiful night. Friday or Saturday night, it was a beautiful night in New Jersey outside. So I was sitting on my balcony and I was scrolling my phone. I seen the first tweet pop up. Yo, why did they let Shane Gillis on the stage? I ignored it.
Melissa Ford
I gotta find it.
Joe Budden
Yeah, I ignored it.
Ish
That's enough to make me want to see see it. If I don't know now the next 30 minutes.
Joe Budden
30 minutes, maybe 20. Oh, my God. Somebody please pull Shane Gillis off of this thing.
Melissa Ford
I seen some inappropriate joke. I didn't realize it was from the sp.
Joe Budden
Shane Gillis. They gave 10 a 10 minute monologue.
Ish
Oh, please.
Joe Budden
At the top of the esps. And he went up there and said a bunch of jokes that you should not say. And he caught a lot of heat for it. It. He caught a lot of heat for it. And I have some of those jokes here. Please. All right, I will play them now.
Ish
Yes, we're ready. I will play them now.
Flip
When Caitlyn Clark retires from the wnba, she's going to work at a Waffle House so she can continue doing what she loves most. Fist fighting black women. When Caitlin Hogan actually wanted me to be here to host this award show so that I could capture Adam Silver because Joe thinks he's an alien. And Donald Trump wanted me to be here to capture Juan Soto for the same reason.
Joe Budden
Oh, shit. Alien joke.
Flip
Donald Trump wants to stage a UFC fight on the White House lawn. The last time he staged a fight in D.C. mike Pence almost died. All right, you don't have to do that.
Ish
You sound like you. His voice like yours.
Flip
All right, actually, there was supposed to be an Epstein joke here, but it got deleted. Must have probably deleted itself, right? Probably never existed.
Corey
Actually.
Flip
Let's move on as a country and ignore that the New York Donald SGA is here. Give it up for sga. Hell yeah, bro.
Joe Budden
Hell yeah, bro.
Flip
Everybody sitting around him is in foul trouble. A bookie is what Bill Belichick reads to his girlfriend before bedtime.
Ish
Yeah.
Corey
Oh, my God.
Ish
Now he cooking.
Flip
They do. They read the Very Horny Caterpillar.
Joe Budden
The.
Flip
Little Engine that Could But Needed a Pill first, and of course, the classic Good Night Boobs. That's my favorite one. Also, I'm not trashing Bill Belichick. First off, he's 73 years old. He's dating a hot 24 year old and people are criticizing him. What happened to this country Used to be a great country. He won six Super Bowls. Yeah, he's dating a hot 24 year old. Maybe if you guys won six of those, you wouldn't be sitting next to a fat ugly dog wife. They let me do it. I don't.
Joe Budden
Disney. They allowed that.
Ish
Disney. They allowed that.
Flip
There's one thing I want to say before I get out of here and this is a dumb joke. You guys aren't going to like it, but it was. It's just a nor McDonald joke that I loved when he owes to the SPs and I'm going to do it now. Travis Hunter won the won the Heisman Trophy this year. He's the first defensive player since Charles Woodson to win the Heisman. Congratulations. Travis Hunter, winning the Heisman, that's something they can never take away from you. Unless you kill your wife and a.
Joe Budden
Waiter, in which case they can take.
Flip
That away from you. Well, see, a lot of you don't like me and that's okay. That's it for me.
Ish
Holy.
Flip
That went about exactly how we all.
Melissa Ford
Thought it was gonna go.
Joe Budden
I love how he does reviews of his own self.
Flip
The New York Knicks had a great season.
Ish
Yeah.
Flip
Hell yeah.
Joe Budden
Hell yeah.
Flip
Carl Anthony Towns is here. Hey, girl. Season.
Joe Budden
Put your hands where my eyes can see.
Flip
Put your hands where my eyes can see is what they say.
Joe Budden
Wait, is it after Busta Rhymes before?
Flip
Put your hands where my eyes can see is what they say when DeShawn Watson gets a massage. Oh, I disagree as well. Swear to God, I didn't want to tell it.
Joe Budden
Put your hand.
Flip
WNBA all star Britney Hicks is here again. It up for Britney, everybody.
Joe Budden
I'm.
Flip
I'm joking around. That's my friend's wife.
Joe Budden
I knew.
Flip
None of you knew. Wnba.
Melissa Ford
Oh, my God. Oh.
Flip
George Sanders had his jersey number retired at Colorado this year. People are saying it's because of nepotism because of his father. And it's not. It's because he went 13 and 12 over his career and he almost won the Alamo Bowl.
Melissa Ford
Definitely not nepotism. Yo.
Ish
Holy.
Melissa Ford
I got to watch this.
Ish
I need to see. That's funny.
Joe Budden
Watch the whole 10 minutes straight.
Melissa Ford
I watch the whole.
Joe Budden
Watch the whole 10 minutes.
Ish
Hey, girl.
Joe Budden
Watch.
Ish
Hey, girl.
Melissa Ford
That was.
Joe Budden
That's funny, dog. No, he said a lot of funny up there.
Melissa Ford
Shot the Shango. What up, neighborhood?
Joe Budden
He was like. He said. He said, can we stop acting like Trump knows warts. Like everybody that comes to the White House. He's just like, oh, oh, big, big black people. I like how you catch the ball, he said, and that's just when the liberty comes. After this, I immediately DM Shane Gillis and said, yo, please come on our show.
Ish
Yes, please.
Melissa Ford
I told you.
Joe Budden
Please.
Melissa Ford
I told him to come up, too, coming from you.
Joe Budden
Well, and when you told me you told him when we was at. Over there, right?
Melissa Ford
No, it's like a year ago when I found. He used to be our neighbor to the listeners. He used to be my neighbor at the original pod spot, the. The old school, which I didn't really know at the time.
Joe Budden
That's just interesting that us and Shane Gillis are on the same block. Operating. Yeah, Queen, shout out to Shane Gillis, man, you got to come up here. He's got to come. I have. I have to speak to. I have to speak to him now. He didn't.
Ish
That's funny. That's how I like my comedy, though.
Joe Budden
Me, too. Me too. People were trying to get sensitive about them.
Ish
Of course they were. Today I'm surprised. I ain't think. Pieces flying around. Oh, there they are.
Melissa Ford
I'm sure.
Ish
Well, I'm glad I. They haven't popped up on my.
Joe Budden
They are. I can let you hear what Peter Rosenberg had to say.
Parks
I'd love to hear that.
Joe Budden
We love to hear. Oh, really?
Corey
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Oh, then I'll pull it up then.
Melissa Ford
Not often we get a good sense of humor on this.
Parks
That's why I want to hear it. I want to hear what he is.
Ish
I wouldn't think he would have any type of way. Yeah, yeah. Some people kind of understand.
Joe Budden
All right, Peter Rose.
Ish
Hey, girl.
Parks
Hey, girl.
Joe Budden
That. Hey, girl.
Melissa Ford
That was crazy.
Ish
That was funny.
Corey
So about sh.
Joe Budden
Oh. Oh, that was it. Okay. Is that it, Frankly. All right, here we go. What was your original. I wanted to say this about.
Ish
About Shane Gillis, and frankly, it's about.
Joe Budden
The Hinchcliffe's and the Schultzes and a.
Ish
Lot of the comedians today.
Corey
And I do think Shane Gillis had.
Ish
Funny jokes last night.
Joe Budden
I do think he has funny jokes in general at times. But I think my issue with these guys is for so many of them, it seems like the whole thing is this implicit.
Corey
Can you believe I'm white and I'm.
Ish
Saying what I'm saying. Ooh, look at the edge. And.
Joe Budden
And those jokes generally aren't very funny.
Corey
In fact, last night, you saw Gillis.
Ish
Almost pointing out that they weren't funny, but, like, he had to do them risk involved and then they show a.
Corey
Black eye and it's like, oh, it worked there. It's not that these guys can't be funny.
Ish
It's that these specific jokes that they're attempting to do aren't funny.
Corey
And I don't even think the intent is to be that funny is to.
Ish
Show you they're willing to do it.
Melissa Ford
Ah, Peach and I respectful.
Joe Budden
That was Peter Rosenberg, which I think that he, he has a really valid take in regards to some other comedians.
Ish
Yes, I agree.
Melissa Ford
I wouldn't put him in that.
Joe Budden
I don't put Shane or how some.
Ish
Of them teeter the edge to just be that for sure.
Parks
To be provocative on purpose or to.
Melissa Ford
Like count to the Republican Party, you know what I mean? Like someone play into some of those things. And I don't quite put Shane in that same.
Parks
I don't either.
Joe Budden
Neither do I. Neither do I. And sometimes Pete go too hard to be anti white white.
Melissa Ford
And sometimes it's, it's. I like that he does it. This particular case I think he was.
Joe Budden
Just ill placed, ill placed here. Pete. And you, my man. Shout out to Pete. Pete is. What is Pete. Pete got fired early. Pete helped though. Shout out to Pete. What else we got? What else we got? What else we got? Mel, I know you're distraught over the Late show ending.
Melissa Ford
Oh, I don't like that either.
Parks
Stephen Colbert.
Joe Budden
Yeah, let's talk about it.
Parks
I mean like he's been on CBS, the late show for over 10 years.
Joe Budden
10 years.
Parks
It's like, it's. I don't know how many Emmys he's won. A lot, A lot. He's been, he's like literally the number one rated show. And CBS puts out a statement that they are getting rid of him as of like next year for financial reasons. So he called them out and Paramount, their parent, their parent company basically saying that that lawsuit that they settled was with Trump for 16 million is them kowtowing and kissing the ring. So he's been very vocal and critical.
Melissa Ford
Of as has like Jon Stewart, who's also on the Paramount umbrella.
Ish
Yeah, I've been seeing a lot of. I know Trey Parker and Matt Stone, the creators of south park were complaining that the new season they're having problems and it's because of the Paramount deal. Yeah, like I don't know what's going.
Joe Budden
On over there, but from what I'm hearing about that Paramount deal, they're trying to scale into something that needs approval from Trump. So that's part of been down in history.
Parks
Well, what's interesting is, in addition to this, the Wall Street Journal just printed, like, a birthday message from, like, years ago that Trump sent to Epstein. And did you read that?
Melissa Ford
Yeah, I wrote it.
Joe Budden
Did you have your readers on for that?
Parks
I did. I enlarged the font that little.
Joe Budden
Did y'. All. Did anybody else.
Parks
Somebody find it while. While I'm talking, But. So what's interesting about the Wall Street Journal printing that is the fact that it's owned by Rert Murdoch and Rupert Murdoch, as we, as most people know, owns Fox News, which, you know, goes without saying. So I just found the timing of them posting this note between Trump and Epstein to be really, really, really interesting, since everybody. His base is basically calling for the Epstein files. They want to see them, and they're starting to, like, vocally criticize him. So it's just like, his base, huh?
Ish
It ain't his base.
Parks
That's what it's really looking like.
Ish
It's not his base. The Republicans are calling for it. The average Republican is not Trump's base. Like, they are divided between, quote, unquote, MAGA Republicans and regular traditional Republicans. The traditional Republicans, are they scared of him? You get what I'm saying? They're not necessarily supporting him. They are more scared of him than in support of him because he's so temperamental. He's like a kid that if I come out and speak against you, you I'm gonna be punished on the back end.
Parks
But I'm not talking about, you know, Republican politicians and MAGA politicians. I'm talking about his base, like the cult. I'm talking about his followers. Oh, the Magas, they follow Trump. They regard Trump as their God, you know, and so they need to find a way to disarticulate that base from Trump and get them to follow the Republican Party, the gop, maga, as its. You know, as its own entity, you know, whether Trump is there or not. Because that's actually true. They don't want him there. They want to replace him with J.D. vance. That's what they want to do. That's Project 2025 in its conclusion. So I think that if I was thinking a little bit as to the intention of that thing being posted, that that's the reason why that. And also the news about Trump also having, like. Like. I don't know what. What. Yeah, the Venus something.
Melissa Ford
Some of his veins or some.
Parks
Exactly. Basically, it means he. His cankles.
Corey
Did anybody find a letter?
Ish
I. I can't find. I just. Everything just keeps highlighting the last.
Joe Budden
I'll find it. I'LL get it.
Melissa Ford
The main quote that everyone's talking about is, Donald, a pal is a wonderful thing. Happy birthday and may every day be another wonderful secret.
Parks
Yeah, yeah. That's the thing.
Joe Budden
Yeah. But it was juicier than that.
Parks
Yeah.
Joe Budden
I mean, I'd say juicy. It's not that juicy. If you believe that Donald Trump is on these Epstein files.
Parks
Yeah.
Joe Budden
If you believe that, then it's not the worst.
Ish
And of course, he's come out and.
Joe Budden
Said, let's see here.
Melissa Ford
Yeah, yeah, he's.
Joe Budden
This is from Wall Street Journal. It isn't clear how the letter with Trump's signature was prepared inside the outline of the naked woman. Oh, yeah, because it was in a naked woman. He wrote this inside of the outline of a naked woman. Inside the outline of the naked woman was a typewritten note styled as an imaginary conversation between Trump and Epstein, written in third person voiceover. There must be more to life than having everything. The note began. DONALD. Yes, there is. But I won't tell you what it is. Jeffrey Nor will I, since I also know what it is. Donald we have certain things in common, Jeffrey. JEFFREY yes, we do. Come to think of it, Donald, enigmas never age. Have you noticed that? Enigmas never. Jeffrey. As a matter of fact, it was clear to me the last time I saw you, Donald, a pal is a wonderful thing. Happy birthday. And may every day be another wonderful secret.
Ish
Boy, you good at that reading.
Parks
Should do like audiobooks like that, right?
Joe Budden
Secret.
Parks
Yeah.
Joe Budden
What does that sound like to y'? All?
Ish
Rich white people that be doing some wild.
Joe Budden
Yeah, yeah.
Ish
Wild fam. It's, it's, it's. They said that they have, I think, 47,000, 4700 something bank transactions going to Epstein. It was like $1.1 billion in one account.
Parks
Yeah.
Ish
Hundreds and hundreds of millions going into his other accounts of people making transactions, paying him after his death.
Melissa Ford
After his death.
Parks
After his death.
Ish
Oh, I didn't know that part.
Parks
Yeah. I mean, I mean, are we, I mean, like the business as usual? Yeah. No, the conspiracy is larger than any of us could ever conceptualize. You know what I mean? Like, it just, it's so deep and so, so wide and, you know, pause. But it just, there's, it's beyond comprehension because there's so many layers to it. It. I thought, I just, the thing about this is just, I'm just disappointed that Stephen Colbert is going to be off though.
Melissa Ford
He's going to end up. He's going to. Somewhere.
Parks
Yeah, no, he's definitely going to land on his feet. But, I mean, like, people are just very loud about the fact that they want to boycott CBS and Paramount. Every. Like, I was just reading, like, comment after comments. Boycott Paramount, canceling my subscription, blah, blah, blah.
Ish
No, Paramount's in the process of getting bought out.
Parks
I didn't know.
Ish
Yeah, I. Paramount's in the process again, but out by a kid. Young. A young guy. He's the son of.
Parks
Oh, something. Ellison.
Ish
Ellison, that owns Oracle. His son is buying Paramount. Must be nice. Just.
Joe Budden
He can cheat at the Coldplay concert. He can cheat at the concert. Also in Trump news, they said he's capping the nil money.
Melissa Ford
Yeah, I read that, too. That's. That's crazy.
Joe Budden
Listen, y' all voted for. Y' all voted for this. And now y' all all want to turn around and say, this ain't the guy we was voting for?
Melissa Ford
Yeah, yeah, it was.
Joe Budden
It was.
Melissa Ford
Y' all wanted to. Y' all wanted the Kiki and Big T. Yeah.
Joe Budden
This is the guy that you voted for. But whatever, man.
Ish
Everybody told y', all, hey, this is when you vote for him. No, he's gonna lie. When you voted for a liar under these pretexts, and now he not doing what he said he was gonna do. He lying. You voted for the.
Joe Budden
Yeah, yeah.
Ish
We talking about.
Joe Budden
In other news. What else is going on that needs our attention? Nikki versus Mizza Scissor, everybody.
Corey
Yeah.
Ish
Yeah.
Joe Budden
That Mrs. Was funny. I don't care. We know we about to sit here and be hard on Nikki. I get it, but miss, it was funny.
Ish
Couple of it was funny. Tried to cover it. You know, previously.
Joe Budden
Mizza and fake freckles is funny now. That's all I got. Y' all can go ahead and kick Nicky's back in.
Ish
Well. Huh, man. That's your man right there. The freak freckles I found out was actually true. I didn't know that. I was late to that party.
Joe Budden
Yeah, I knew that.
Ish
I don't know.
Parks
Somebody went. Antonio Brown went about posting pictures.
Joe Budden
See, no sentence should start like, yeah.
Parks
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm getting, you know, to the point. So he went about posting pictures of, like, before and after. Pictures of Cardi, of Cardi, Meg and Sza.
Ish
Got it.
Joe Budden
And somebody else.
Parks
I only saw that one. Just basically, you know, making a point to refer to how differently they look right now. But the before picture of Sza, she looks like she has, like, natural freckles. Like, that's the funny part about that. The whole thing. They don't.
Joe Budden
Well, Nikki posted a video. The old school Video of Sza saying that she had developed freckles.
Parks
I mean, they can develop over time, can't they?
Ish
The fake freckles thing, people have known.
Joe Budden
Those are not. Yeah.
Parks
Okay.
Joe Budden
And it's okay.
Ish
Yes. Some people do it.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Corey
Okay.
Ish
It was just. It was just weird.
Parks
But so it continued over the course of the weekend because we covered this.
Joe Budden
It's still going since the last time we covered this on a Patreon episode. If you missed it, please. Please subscribe to the Patreon right this second. And you can see everything you missed. Yeah. It has not stopped.
Corey
Yeah.
Ish
I thought because I was giving Nikki a lot of. I was shooting a lot of bail when we. When we covered that. Because I know Nikki to be very smart, and I'm like, maybe her delivery was intentionally this way. Now. I don't know. I really. I. I don't know what's going on. It seems like she just is firing. So we were trying to figure out how it started.
Melissa Ford
It was the Mercury. Mercury retrograde tweet, though.
Ish
No, no, no, no, no, no. Punch has an artist, and she had a. A new record called Broken Barbies.
Melissa Ford
Okay.
Ish
So he tweeted that.
Melissa Ford
Okay.
Ish
And that started the windfall.
Melissa Ford
Got it.
Parks
But is it a diss record?
Ish
No.
Parks
Is there subliminals in it? No, there's nothing.
Ish
It's nothing. I watched the video just to be sure.
Parks
Okay.
Ish
There was no subliminals. But I guess Nikki had a beef with Punch. Cause she accused him of some things. Bullying, et cetera. So she took that as a slight.
Joe Budden
Slight.
Ish
Even if you would let your new artist name the record, this, Whatever the case may be, she took it as a slight and then went on the offensive. And then the Mercury retrograde tweet, people, was taken as, oh, you. You jumping in this and standing up. Even though Sizzler's always tweeting about Mercury in retrograde.
Melissa Ford
And I believe it is in retrograde.
Ish
And it is in retrograde.
Joe Budden
But it wasn't when she said that. But it was the next day, the next two days. Okay, don't tell me Mercury is in retrograde if it ain't in retrograde.
Ish
What did she say?
Corey
Sza was throwing shots, man. Stop. Like, that's what it was.
Joe Budden
It was clear Sza was saying, don't take the bait. Mercury's in retrograde. Mercury's in retrograde. Don't take the bait. And I don't really care about that. It's been. It's just been, Nicky, Nicky, Nicky. It's been Nikki, Sza ain't said enough for me to report on nothing that Sza said.
Ish
Got it.
Joe Budden
Nikki done shot at the home. The dude. My man. I don't even know. I don't even know.
Ish
Yeah, I don't know.
Joe Budden
I don't know.
Ish
I don't know.
Joe Budden
She just has not stopped shooting. She said she's calling FBI on.
Melissa Ford
Oh, yeah, that was. Yeah, that was all really weird.
Corey
She said she's snitching.
Parks
Check this out. This is very interesting. Mercury will be in retrograde from July 18 to August 11, blah, blah, blah. This period. It's a good time to revisit past projects, reconnect with old friends, and be mindful of potential. Potential misunderstandings.
Corey
That's fine.
Joe Budden
No, that's what it says every time. Mercury's in retrograde.
Parks
No, not really.
Joe Budden
That is exactly what it says.
Parks
Okay.
Joe Budden
Every time.
Parks
Listen. Okay. I thought I had something right here. You know, it's journalism, Right? Exactly.
Ish
I was interested certain folks felt about that.
Corey
What does this say, though, real quick, about Nikki, Right? Like, she's.
Ish
This.
Corey
All this is happening. The people that love her, we're coming up with reasons, excuses for her behavior.
Joe Budden
I'm not. Nikki's unhinged.
Ish
Yeah.
Corey
You're not.
Joe Budden
Well, she said that to me, so that's the word I'm gonna use.
Corey
Some people that love her are coming up with reasons for her behavior. Maybe there's some merit in why she's acting the way she's acting. Now that we see that she's shooting at everybody, what category do we put this in?
Melissa Ford
I'm more concerned about how did she lose her mind? Like, erratic sounding. The tweets read.
Corey
Okay.
Melissa Ford
How they read.
Ish
For me, one of them tweets was like a novel.
Melissa Ford
Yeah.
Ish
Like, the screenshot was like this.
Melissa Ford
Right.
Ish
And I was like, I.
Melissa Ford
Sorry, dog.
Ish
Yeah. I couldn't. Couldn't even read it.
Melissa Ford
And even the way that she was, like, misinterpreting intentionally, I'm assuming the kid saying that you get put in the blender like your man, and then she's saying, like, I'm gonna call the FBI. Like, that was. We know what that means.
Joe Budden
And I would like to think that Nicki Minaj knows what that means.
Melissa Ford
I'm pretty sure Nicki Minaj knows what that means.
Joe Budden
She just seems like she has an agenda. Yeah, she just seemed like she has an agenda.
Ish
I think with that, she was trying to prove a point. Really?
Parks
What?
Ish
Because again, her beef is with old girl from ROC Nation.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ish
And we know the story with her. So Nikki's like, okay, If y' all are gonna keep excusing that, I'm gonna play that, and I wanna see what y' all do do. It's like, what's good for the goose, good for the gander. All right, so we can't pick and choose when snitching is acceptable either. You going to look the other way here? All right, fine. Now let me go do something and see how y' all act.
Joe Budden
It looks nuts.
Melissa Ford
That's.
Joe Budden
Yeah, it looks nuts. It looks nuts. Come. There's no way to justify it. Like, it don't look nuts. I'm not saying that she don't have a right to say what you're saying and that you don't have rhyme or reason. It looks at. Absolutely not.
Parks
Yeah, because a lot of the time, most of the context is missing for the average person who's just reading this. And it just looks like, you know, just somebody just stream of consciousness kind of throwing things out there for everybody to read and interpret, which is what.
Joe Budden
Twitter used to be. So, I mean.
Melissa Ford
Right.
Joe Budden
It did used to be that, but.
Melissa Ford
It'S been a while since.
Corey
We're not putting her in the category with the yays and the abs and all that. We're not putting.
Melissa Ford
She's not at that level.
Corey
That's what I'm saying. All right, so that's what I'm saying. So we're just taking this as the person that we know was going through something, that she's just trying to express herself and use Twitter as a tool. Because when you start saying she's being erratic or when some people are starting, yo, she's erratic. And it doesn't make sense.
Joe Budden
It appears that way.
Corey
Then you put her in. It's a category.
Melissa Ford
It's not quite the same. They're saying, like, offensive, racially, religiously offensive shit.
Ish
Nikki has specific targets.
Melissa Ford
Yeah.
Ish
And I'm on them. That's what I get from it. Whether it might look a little crazy to us, but I do think she knows what she's doing.
Joe Budden
So then in the ones in one of Sizzler replies, she was like, nikki, let's not do this. You know exactly who I am. You know my music. You reached out for a feature twice, to no avail. I declined it. But you know my music. You were looking for a feature, and I think that that was Punch. Punch's stance, too. And I think they leaked a text exchange about that. So that somehow turned into, is Nikki bigger than Scissor? And then Nikki tweeted. Let me get the tweet here, because.
Parks
I Want to be compared to each other, though.
Corey
And do we know why? Sza.
Joe Budden
Yeah, we can compare women all the time. It's patriarchal.
Parks
Yes, I do know.
Joe Budden
That's what started why I keep.
Parks
Yeah, I know you do.
Joe Budden
Super personality. Here it is. This is from Nikki. Wait, does SZA think she's more successful than me? Lol. Y' all catch me up, please. Sza. If every song you've ever done vanished right now, the music business wouldn't even miss you. I've been to countries that never heard of you. You. You can't even style Bell Prague.
Ish
That was my shit.
Joe Budden
That was my shit, too. I've been to countries that never heard of you. I know you're not that stupid, are you? Stadiums? Did you look at the venues? I played on my own headline festival tour out the country last year. Have you ever headlined? She said that, not me. Have you ever headlined to 80,000 people? What have you ever done besides yodel with Auto Tune? That need needed retuning, boo. I'm an icon. You're not the end. Pay that man for almost breaking his back. Why didn't you speak up when your exec was bullying and harassing me, you dirty, mangy cat. Those bodied numbers on all platforms. Have y' all losing y' all minds? You the type that would have been quiet in school, trying to fit in. You still have no clue who you are. I know you went nights without washing that musty face, bitch. How you remember exactly where every freckle go. See, that's funny to me. That is funny. Some of it's funny, but justice for demaray. Desiree Perez, we want to discuss your daughter's laws. I'm not doing the daughter's stuff. That is Nikki the Scissor.
Melissa Ford
What's her beef with the Desiree Perez girl? Why is she just. I don't know. It's weird. It's weird.
Joe Budden
I'm not gonna say that's weird because I don't know enough about it. Right. I think Nikki could have a valid beef with Roc Nation. Tde, I think some of this Scissor smoke is for Aubrey. Nobody told me that, but I just assumed that. I just assumed that. I know. He didn't like how she was prancing around and playing both sides and doing all of this shit. Nah.
Ish
So, yeah, like, she went on to tell her that originally she was supposed to be on. What's the records on?
Joe Budden
The.
Ish
The Drake record.
Joe Budden
Yeah, and shank that ass for me.
Ish
She's like, we had that first and then we Decided let's save our collab for Pink Friday too. And that's how you got it. So like you get. Basically you getting my, my, My leftovers. Yeah, my leftovers.
Joe Budden
This isn't bigger than Nicki Minaj. Come on, let's have some fun on.
Melissa Ford
Today right this second. You could definitely make that argument.
Joe Budden
Yeah, no, based on.
Ish
Based on what though?
Melissa Ford
Based on record sales. Based on.
Ish
And that goes back to streaming bots and all that.
Melissa Ford
Based on doing a sold out tour.
Ish
Nikki just did a sold out tour. You're co headlining. I'm just taking other sides.
Melissa Ford
Yeah, no doubt.
Ish
You're co headlining a stadium tour, which is again, no small feat at all. Coming off of. Of Kendrick Lamar having probably the best year a rapper has or one of the best years a rapper has ever had.
Melissa Ford
I can dig it.
Ish
A lot of that carries into the why you're able to sell out this stadium tour. So it's not all your merit. Granted. Again, we were all there. Yeah, it was a lot of scissor fans in there. So I'm not gonna take that away from her. Right, But Nikki's selling out tor by.
Melissa Ford
Herself dolo in smaller venues.
Ish
But you're right, smaller. Yeah, yeah. I'm just saying I don't. Again, I don't put a lot of weight on record sales and all that because I think all them numbers be fake anyway. I tell y' all that every time. So if that's mainly the argument and Nikki had to do it for a much longer time at number one, I don't think you bigger than her. Okay.
Joe Budden
I don't know if I can say that either yet.
Ish
And if you going out of this country doing that and I don't even relevant talk.
Joe Budden
I don't use that word.
Ish
I don't even talk.
Joe Budden
Really. Y' all can have relevance in terms of. Right this second.
Parks
Use the word icon. Exactly.
Ish
There was a time where Nicki Minaj was the only.
Melissa Ford
She's one of the.
Ish
No disrespect to anybody else, but it was just Nikki.
Melissa Ford
She's one of the best we've ever had, one of the most successful we've ever seen. She is her.
Parks
And not even just woman. Women just in general.
Melissa Ford
In general. The. In the culture, in hip hop and music people, period. She is one of the best and one of the most successful.
Joe Budden
I like these. I like. I like this because I understand a fan or consumer laughing at the idea that Nicki Minaj is bigger than scissor currently. But if you're Nicki Minaj, it's Not even.
Ish
It's not even a conversation.
Joe Budden
You're scoffing at the scissor.
Ish
It's not even a conversation if you. Nicki Minaj like. The nerve of you to even. What?
Joe Budden
Yeah, that's. That is true. That. That much is fam.
Ish
My name shouldn't even be mentioned with yours. Like, no disrespect again, but.
Parks
No, but is it a fair comparison between the two of them? Because they're just kind of. I want to say, two different genres.
Joe Budden
They are like.
Parks
They just are.
Joe Budden
It's a comparison. If one of them feel like comparing. Yeah, I agree. If you walk in and start comparing yourself to people that maybe you wouldn't normally compare to. We got a comparison.
Parks
I just think the variables don't align in order for comparison to be accurate.
Joe Budden
Nikki is bright, so I know she knows she'd look nuts. I know she knows she look nuts right now.
Ish
I don't think she care about that. That's. That's bigger than that as far as.
Joe Budden
Yeah, I just think whatever her agenda. Yeah, no, she's like. And. And current in action and how she's going about the tweet, and then whatever her fight is, how she's going about it, she has to know that she looks nuts, too, to the casual.
Corey
Sometimes people feel like they're bigger than the world. So even if they're able to do that and looking nuts doesn't mean anything. I'm still gonna pay those people.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Corey
I still got whatever I got. I got the people. I got the backing. I got the fans, I got the barbs.
Ish
This is my only way to get my sentiment out to the masses.
Corey
I can look nuts, and it will not be in what I got going on.
Ish
Some people be like, those who get me. Get me. Like, I could look at nuts to all of y'.
Parks
All.
Ish
Cool. They understand. Exactly. And they riding or.
Joe Budden
But people love Nicki, so there's things that they could say about Nicki that they don't because they love her. I love Nicki.
Ish
I love Nikki.
Joe Budden
People love Nikki.
Corey
That's a different argument, though.
Joe Budden
You just said I'm talking about fans now. I'm not really talking about me.
Corey
No, not you. I'm just talking about in general. Yeah, I get what you're saying.
Ish
Or to some people's point, yo, I'm saying this stuff right now, in 2025, when it come out in 2029, that I was right. Y' all gonna see and come back and say, yo, you know what? She did tell us back then.
Joe Budden
Then she she looked like she ready for a mud fight with people that don't play in mud.
Ish
True.
Joe Budden
She look like she's ready for mud slinging.
Ish
She look like she ready for like.
Joe Budden
All of this is like a mouse ready for, like, as soon as somebody says something firing with anything, I know that's what it looked like.
Corey
Got it.
Joe Budden
She looked like she got nuts.
Melissa Ford
I would like to see that. I want to see what she's talking. I don't fully understand. I guess that's part of the, my problem with the brand is I don't know exactly what you're talking about. So it looks. And I, I, I regard her super highly. Again, she's an icon, so I don't like seeing it look like she's erratic or going through something.
Ish
I think Nikki's talking to certain folk and they know exactly what she's talking to. Maybe it's like when rappers do that shit where I might have said the line and the fans might have been like, oh, that was cool. But the nigga that I wanted it to affect, he heard it, he know exactly what I was saying. And it hit him a little differently. I think that's what she's doing. And she's baiting certain, certain folk to just say, I dare you. Because you know what?
Corey
I know the people need to stop having conversations about between icons and relevancy. This is a dumb conversation. It's sort of sometimes, I guess, the new fans that come along, it's like you're negating the work that a person.
Ish
Put in just because they're not as hot today.
Corey
Like, some person will be hotter in the moment than you are if you're dormant or if you're. And doing what it is. But now when you start to compare works and body of works, one outweighs the other. So we have to stop doing that and taking. Cause everybody's ego.
Ish
Yeah, everybody does it, man.
Corey
I would want to know why Sza rejected Nikki's two requests.
Joe Budden
I know it's deeper than that. I know nobody gonna say it, but I know it's deeper than that. She talking to Sza like, Drake, I told you about this bitch. Like, she just talking like, like a conversation was had, a couple of them at some point, and now it's come to his head and it's like, yo.
Ish
I told, I told this not. And not just Drake. She talking like, I told a couple folks about this girl.
Joe Budden
Listen, peace and love. Peace and love. I love Nikki. I love the, the TDE side same. And I also love drama. So everyone Please give me something to look at over the weekend while I'm just on the balcony in the pool and stuff. I hit refresh on Nikki timeline so many times this weekend. Almost tweeted or something by mistake. I was on a page and hit the tweet, and it was like, at Nicky. No, no, no, no.
Ish
Bam. I hit the little bell. You talking about. Let me know when she tweeted.
Joe Budden
I need to read this for real. Oh, man, Mizza is funny. Sorry. Punch you just a miserable. Your name is Mizza. And if we saw anybody else drawing freckles on, we say it's weird.
Melissa Ford
But, yeah, girls draw freckles off. It's weird. I'm with you.
Joe Budden
It's weird.
Melissa Ford
A lot of that women do is be weird.
Joe Budden
The beauty mark. I allow, like, go ahead and put a little. Go ahead and put a little.
Ish
I didn't know girls do freckles. What you call it was.
Parks
And then they have, like, face like apps.
Joe Budden
Yo, if I'm around you and your freckles wash away like the Beijing and the rain, it's gonna be an issue. You better have the permanent. Your freckles better be henna with the tattooed on. Yeah, yo. Oh, my Lord. And I hope that this doesn't slow up production or any music from either side. Either side.
Melissa Ford
Word.
Joe Budden
Please, please, please, please.
Ish
What else we got?
Joe Budden
Look at you guys. Look at y', all, man. Come on.
Parks
Okay, well, we were having a conversation off mic, and it was as a result of the whole CEO cheating situation. And.
Joe Budden
And we love talking about cheating up here.
Parks
Yes, we do.
Joe Budden
And if you don't want to hear it, then fuck off. I'm tired of y' all niggas, too. Every week it's a cheating, cheating. When are you gonna grow up? Never.
Ish
No. And it's a part of life. Hey, society is out here.
Joe Budden
Fucking dog. We could come in here and tell you about how faithful we are. It ain't fun, y'. All. Anyway, sorry.
Parks
Okay, well. Well, basically it was a continuation of the conversation about this CEO and his side piece. And we were talking about the wife and how, in my opinion, in this particular situation, she looked to me like she was blindsided by it. She was, like you said, creating content with the kids. And she looks like a trad wife, which is the hashtag. Trad wife is basically traditional wife.
Ish
Okay, got it.
Parks
It's a whole movement of, like, young people basically embracing traditional wives.
Melissa Ford
Like the girl that makes cereal scratch and all that.
Parks
Yes, exactly.
Ish
So wait, the young women are embracing patriarchy?
Melissa Ford
I just want to make sure you know the girl.
Parks
Yes, she does. Yes. Yes, he's right. There's a whole movement where the Quaker.
Melissa Ford
Dresses and all that, like. Yeah, it's a whole thing.
Corey
Everything from scratch.
Parks
Yes.
Joe Budden
There's a movement of doing what? Big Mama and Grandma.
Melissa Ford
Yeah, exactly what I'm hearing.
Joe Budden
That's the new movie.
Ish
Yes, the new.
Joe Budden
No more.
Parks
Don't get me started on that. Any who's when. Big mom and them didn't have very much choice. But anyway, so they got choices. Yeah, no, I know they do. I do. That's. That's the weird thing.
Joe Budden
Why do you always paint Big Mama to not have had any choices?
Corey
Okay, so let's talk.
Parks
Exactly. And, like, women couldn't have their own bank accounts without their father or their husband's signature. Up until 1976, marital rape was not determined to be a thing until, like, 1994. Women couldn't own houses. There's so many reasons as to why women had to stay in marriages that were abusive and unhappy. Do you really want to go here? We're trying to have some fun.
Joe Budden
Hold on, man.
Corey
But sometimes Big Mama was the mailman. Yeah.
Joe Budden
There's choices.
Parks
Okay, you guys want to go somewhere else where we're trying to talk. We're trying to talk about right now.
Joe Budden
Y' all be on Big Mama.
Corey
I don't like that neither.
Parks
I'm not trying to. On Big Mama.
Joe Budden
Go ahead.
Ish
Fight with Ish.
Parks
Okay. So anyway. Anyways, so in my opinion, I looked at the situation. I'm just like, to me, this woman was blindsided. I don't think that she's like, I'm a woman who's married to a man of high net worth, and cheating is. It might be a byproduct of that. She looked like she was blindsided to me.
Ish
What showed you that she was blindsided? Because we didn't really see much from her.
Parks
It's purely deduction.
Joe Budden
Changing your last name in 10 minutes on Facebook.
Ish
But that don't mean you're might speak. But that could also. That could also speak to embarrassment. Yeah.
Parks
Yes.
Ish
Once he's found out, everybody's now tagging you, looking him up, looking your name up. Okay, let me just remove myself from the attention I'm getting.
Parks
Yes.
Ish
Let me take the name off. So if you search it, you don't find me.
Parks
And both things can.
Ish
Something that simple.
Parks
And both things can be true at the exact same time.
Ish
It's like locking your page when somebody do that. Like, yo, I'm just. I just don't want to See all of this shit or no, fam, your mother's calling you, your family members are calling you, your friends are calling you, saying, yo, look at your husband on somebody's screen with the side chick. Right? That's embarrassing.
Parks
Yes.
Ish
It's times in relationships I know mad dudes that caught they chick cheating, held it down, they took they chick back because nobody knew. When a man's chick get caught cheating, now the man is embarrassed. That be the motivating factor from a lot of these dudes leaving their relationships.
Joe Budden
Oh, shout out to them, I'm taking mine back.
Ish
You get what I'm saying? So niggas be like, yo, man, y' all would never take them back. No, a lot of these niggas have taken them back. Y' all just don't know that they caught they girl cheating. So I think a lot of times the public embarrassment makes you nice, makes you react. So my question to Mel was, yo, what indicators do we have that this was his first time cheating? This might not be his first time cheating. This might be the first time the world found out this nigga was cheating. Because you on a Coldplay concert going like this. So Mel was like, nah, I don't think so. And so. And that's where we kind of got off into it. Like, yo, Finn, fam, a lot of people out here are cheating. Mel asked me what percentage of men did I think were cheating? And then we got off into the money thing. These rich men, a lot of these women have accepted.
Joe Budden
When you asked her that question, you only counting the rich men? No. Okay.
Ish
No, no, no. We. And then we.
Joe Budden
I said, mel broke your conversation. I was going for most of it, but that's where I thought it really turned up.
Ish
Yeah, broke is cheating. So the wealthy, wealthy, wealthy men are cheating. There's. There's a. I don't know what to call it.
Parks
Rich man syndrome.
Ish
No, there's a saying that says, basically, a man is only as faithful as an option.
Parks
Chris Rock said that shit.
Ish
So a lot of times these rich dudes got a shit ton of options and they explore them.
Parks
Okay, so hold on one second here. So when I said something about.
Ish
Rich.
Parks
Men and cheating being a byproduct, everybody just of that, where women just kind of accept it and turn the other cheek, everybody just jumped down my throat. That's literally what you're saying right now.
Ish
No, we was having a conversation about men in general and cheating. Cheating ain't a rich man. Sport broke.
Parks
And I understand that, but we had. We originally.
Ish
My best cheating. When I was broke.
Parks
I believe you. Because sometimes a broke ain't got nothing else to slang but dick. And it's good dick.
Corey
Look, his face.
Parks
Broke dick is great dick. Okay, but we were originally talking about.
Joe Budden
This particular rich dick is. I mean, yeah, you can speak to that.
Parks
Rich dick is limp, by my experience. No, no, no, no.
Ish
Say that you got a little bit more to prove.
Joe Budden
You say that when they leave and get that. Go ahead, girl. You got a girl.
Corey
Anyway, maybe.
Parks
Maybe I should just say the last rich one was limp. But before that, no mean Greek.
Ish
Boo.
Parks
What's that?
Joe Budden
Boo for the mean Greek. No, no, I'm about to say that was.
Parks
I'm not classifying. Nope, nope, nope. Get the out of there. Not talking about him. Not talking about him at all.
Joe Budden
If you ain't getting no rich this year. That's the only rich you had? No, he rich getting out of there.
Parks
Getting out of there.
Joe Budden
Some hood rich.
Parks
I. No, actually no.
Joe Budden
I had some that hit. Hit a couple. Hit some of the work money behind. What? What? Push hit time. Yeah.
Corey
From Star.
Parks
You guys know that. I missed that era of dating dope boys.
Ish
They still outside, man. Why you feel like you missed it?
Parks
It kind of seems a little, you know, a little white. A little past, you know? No past the moment I. I feel like the moment passed me.
Joe Budden
She run from so much. She run from so much. Afraid of being ridiculed from her peer group.
Parks
It has nothing to do with ridicule.
Joe Budden
That is all it has everything to do with. From who then?
Parks
Okay, hold on one second here. Are there really like 50 something year old dope boys still out there? Aren't they all in jail or dead.
Ish
At the stop watching tv?
Parks
No, there's a lot of.
Ish
They was right there.
Joe Budden
They across the street. They was right there across the street. When you there too.
Parks
Point them out when you there next.
Joe Budden
Time I was there when you was.
Ish
There.
Parks
I was about to say come say I never that and then point the.
Joe Budden
I like who you are when you with your outside friends. I don't.
Parks
I'm the same person.
Joe Budden
No, you're not.
Parks
Yes, I am.
Ish
Not her job. I heard y' all VIP in the building. I get an update every time y' all both go there.
Joe Budden
Get an update and I get an update whenever you step in there. You left yourself out.
Ish
It's not. Look stupid ass dog.
Corey
Look at this guy.
Ish
I don't go there, Joe. If I walk a life after I stay there for a half an hour and I'm going. So you go there cuz the Crowd.
Parks
Is too much that be empty as up.
Ish
It's empty when I go shout out.
Joe Budden
To old life after beautiful establishment. Man, check it out sometimes. Anyway, that's where me and Mel be at.
Ish
Yeah. Anyway, when it's thick birds.
Joe Budden
All right, we gotta drop.
Corey
There we go.
Joe Budden
Anyway, y' all didn't answer your question about percentages. I don't want you.
Ish
No, I just. I just think that. I think that.
Joe Budden
But wait, what are the percentages?
Parks
He was at 90. 90% of men.
Ish
I want both of y' all to do it.
Joe Budden
Think about cheating.
Ish
Mel said, yo, I know. This is what she. We forgot this part. Mel says, y' all know mad men that wouldn't even think about cheating because they don't fake. And that's what I said. I said, mel, how do you know that they don't think about cheating? Because that's what they said today, homegirl. When they get around, they niggas, they like, damn, that got a fat ass. I knocked the stuffing out that egg McMuffin. That's not.
Joe Budden
Thank you for that. Thank you.
Parks
Where is that from? Please, boys in the hood. The stuffing out of the egg McMuffin.
Corey
Yeah, it's all right.
Ish
Ice Cube told the chick, yo, let me knock the stuff without that egg McMuffin. But anyway, fam, when is around, they. They gonna talk. Like, when they around their homegirls or the women that are. Know they wild a certain way. They may not say that.
Parks
Okay, but wait, hold on one second. Here is barber shop talk talk. Just. Isn't that just what it is? Barbershop talk? So, yeah. Oh, yeah, I'd hit that. Blah, blah, blah. But is that really thinking about cheating or is that just not like, kind of.
Ish
It could be both. It's contingent upon the.
Corey
It could be both.
Parks
So when I say wouldn't think about it, that doesn't mean that he's not expressing that another woman is attractive and that if he wasn't with his woman, that he wouldn't go for that.
Ish
I'm not saying that either.
Parks
So when I say a guy wouldn't think about cheating specifically, what I mean.
Ish
Is putting it to actually do it.
Parks
All, that he would never. He's like, nope, I would never endanger.
Ish
That same exact thing. It could be two. It could be one person would and one person wouldn't. My thing to you is you would never, ever, ever know based off what that particular man is saying, that it's accurate and true. It's a million girls out here that would be like, yo, I would never, ever Ever. And because we are men, we know that they do, do, do. Their girlfriends would argue that yo, my girl would never do X, Y and Z. And we'd be like, no. Yes, she did.
Joe Budden
Okay, your girlfriend is decided on the flip side too.
Corey
Both sides.
Joe Budden
I know, I know.
Ish
We've been. What you're saying is for a very long time. So it's true on both accords. What I'm saying is that girl that's.
Joe Budden
Super faithful on Instagram, we can her.
Ish
No, I know that.
Joe Budden
I know that beat.
Ish
I know that. I know that had threesomes with the girl that's making the biscuits on Instagram. The trad wife. Yeah, the trad wife had a train.
Parks
Ran on her while being a trad wife.
Ish
Yes.
Joe Budden
Yes.
Parks
Okay.
Ish
Not saying all of them, but making Christmas ornaments from scratch.
Parks
Listen, in no way, shape or form am I deluded into thinking that people do not cheat on their spouses, both women and men. All you have to do is look at divorce rates to understand there is a whole lot of cheating going on in relationships.
Ish
And them just the ones that don't work it out.
Parks
Right.
Ish
Or the ones that don't get caught or that.
Parks
Right.
Ish
And a lot of the divorces don't be necessarily cheating. Not necessarily a lot of financial. But what I'm saying is, dog, my man is the CEO. How he handled it could have been. He could have been free and clear.
Joe Budden
Clear. If I call a girl and have a conversation on. On the phone that I'm not a girl, I ain't supposed to be kicking with, is that cheating?
Ish
It depends. No, no, it depends on what? What line you and your partner have in your relationship. That's it. Y' all determine what's cheating.
Joe Budden
It ain't all just physically for clarity. I, I don't. I don't cheat. And that ain't where I. I die on being inappropriate. I be. I be inappropriate. That's the line.
Ish
What's the inappropriate?
Joe Budden
What has it been in the past now, like my girl said that this girl can't come to my birthday dinner cause she was sucking my finger one time.
Ish
Which finger?
Joe Budden
Not my thumb.
Parks
Boy, we were right about to ask this question.
Ish
You disagree with that?
Joe Budden
Well, I wasn't inviting that girl anyway.
Ish
I'm asking you. But if you wanted to invite her, you would think that your girl was incorrect.
Joe Budden
No, my girl is on six year anniversary.
Parks
Holy. The deflection is crazy.
Ish
Yo, what I'm asking you is when a girl sucked on your finger, did you think that your girl was tripping for how she responded, yes. You serious?
Joe Budden
Yes.
Ish
If a girl will suck your finger, they'll suck your dick.
Joe Budden
But it wasn't my dick.
Ish
I know.
Parks
You walk in somewhere and you see some nigga's fucking finger in your girl's mouth, and you are like, hey, what's up?
Ish
No, something else is.
Joe Budden
Wait. Huh?
Parks
I'm reversing the situation. I'm reversing the situation, girl.
Joe Budden
You think it's the same? You saying.
Parks
I'm literally asking, do you think it's the same?
Joe Budden
I don't think it's not the same. No, I don't think it's the same, Cory. And I can tell you where I stood in this argument when we had it.
Corey
Not nuts.
Joe Budden
I may have changed my views since then.
Parks
Please share.
Ish
Happy anniversary again.
Joe Budden
Love, my baby.
Ish
That's right.
Parks
Right. Y.
Joe Budden
However, at the time, she went in my phone and seen a little fun.
Ish
With the same girl.
Joe Budden
Well, that's what she found. She went in there and found me in a strip club with your fingers in a girl's mouth with an associate who's into the girls. Like, I'm into them. It wasn't that we was in there into each other. She was into the girls the way that I'm into the girls. And she on some with the girls.
Parks
So was she using?
Joe Budden
So while she was getting a dance with the girl and I was throwing money, feeling like the king. You seen Scarface?
Parks
Yes.
Corey
Come on.
Ish
Come on, Joe.
Joe Budden
Yo. Cause no, men don't be talking about what that feeling is like, yo. The girls don't understand it. But at the end with the golf.
Corey
How your finger got in the mouth.
Ish
Yeah.
Corey
How you figure that?
Joe Budden
In my vlog. So anyway, when you throw. I'm throwing the money. Feeling like Scarface. And in that, they was looking at each other all lusty, and then she.
Parks
Said, oh, that's so unsanitary. He just touched money and put his own.
Joe Budden
And then that was the end of it.
Ish
And that was the end of it.
Joe Budden
That was the end of it.
Ish
Hello. How did it get caught on camera?
Joe Budden
I was taping it like a dodo.
Corey
No, but it was out of fun. And Jess, it wasn't.
Joe Budden
Oh.
Parks
Because so he said, nothing wrong with.
Joe Budden
It, so that's why nothing was happening. But if your girl lay eyes on shit, that ain't nothing. I mean, and it was something. Baby, I'm sorry, but if your girl see it, it's gonna just have a different frame and then.
Ish
Absolutely it would. And because, you know, the whole time, you probably presenting just a homie you kind of winning me over, yo. A little.
Corey
Yeah.
Ish
Come on, N. I get the girl something.
Joe Budden
So my girl made it seem like me and this girl was out. I was trying to fuck this girl. It was inappropriate. And I was like, yo, it was absolutely none of that. No matter how many times you say it. You know, one night in a strip club, you know that moment? You cool enough to know that moment.
Ish
You know what really did it is the fact that she discovered it. You get what I'm saying? The fact that she. Okay, I don't do the whole thing.
Joe Budden
Women don't feel like if they discover it and it's foul, it's on the table.
Parks
And she had no context as to what happens afterwards.
Ish
Not just that to her. That's like you said, that's the homegirl. That's your homie. It ain't never been nothing. But now she went and looked through the phone and found this. It make you question. All. All right, wait a minute. I ain't know y' all was getting down like that. What else y' all doing? What else don't I know about? Because I wouldn't have known about this had I not went in the phone and found it.
Joe Budden
And now.
Ish
Yeah, Keep your fingers out of mouths, man.
Joe Budden
Whoa. Well, I was wrong.
Ish
Oh, okay.
Joe Budden
Yeah. And I was wrong. That shouldn't happen. And I don't represent me, my girl, or my relationship like that. That. That way I look at it like, yo, if it's something I would do with my girl standing right next to me, then I'm cool. She look at it like, if I'm not standing right next to me, it's not there.
Ish
My girl been married next to me.
Joe Budden
I hit the she beat.
Ish
I want to show y' all my phone. You hit him with the Prince. What? This is crazy, son.
Joe Budden
I mean, I'm letting this ride for my anniversary, too. Baby, I love you so much. This has been the best six years of my life. I can't wait to spend each and every day with you right behind me, looking over every single thing that I do. Oh, man, I feel so empty when you gone. I never want that emptiness, that feeling. Help me out, friends. You ain't never suck a finger on a date. You've never sucked a nigga's finger on some. Yo, this. This how I carry this freaking. Yo, you never. You ain't getting on this pussy yet, but I know you felt what I did to that finger. Boy, imagine if that was your dick. I know you never did that.
Parks
I have. I don't Necessarily think it was.
Ish
I'm so shocked. I'm so shocked.
Joe Budden
Make some noise.
Ish
That's why I had to clap for it. I had to clap for it.
Joe Budden
Big male. Stop playing with us. Anyway. Anyway, what else needs our attention?
Melissa Ford
We really got to the bottom of that.
Parks
Oh, my God.
Ish
Crazy, yo. What's wrong with you?
Joe Budden
Wow.
Corey
Hold.
Ish
If she suck your finger, what happened next?
Corey
She gonna suck your dick, right? But listen, there's a lot of things that your lady could misinterpret that be in jest, man. For real. And if they know you sucking your finger. She gonna suck my dick.
Joe Budden
Yes.
Corey
No, but if you suck. Like, if I play around like that, you know, I play around like that. And you've been there, you know, it's a thing, and I'm recording it. It's not like you caught me. I'm recording it. And I would never record that like it's. You know what I'm saying? I may want to have shared that with you. Yo, hey, why you wasn't here? Look, I did the shit that we did when we was together.
Ish
So if you recorded yourself getting some head.
Corey
That's different.
Joe Budden
That's different.
Corey
That's different.
Joe Budden
If I'm recording myself getting head, how good was the head?
Corey
You must have been a tornado, nigga. You heard Tsunami.
Ish
You heard.
Corey
She must have went crazy.
Joe Budden
For real.
Corey
Ish.
Joe Budden
And I wouldn't get my dick sucked in front of my girl. What? Nothing.
Parks
I'm sorry.
Joe Budden
If I would not.
Parks
Wait, hold on.
Corey
If y' all jump.
Parks
I was gonna say. Yeah. I mean, don't you guys do the experiment?
Ish
That be jumping bitches, Lenny.
Parks
You know what I'm saying?
Joe Budden
First of all. So would you do no such thing as. Whatever you're saying, okay?
Corey
Let's respect that.
Joe Budden
Yes.
Parks
Okay. Okay. A hypothetical situation. If you and your girl both like girls and you guys have activities, wouldn't part of those activities be you getting your dick sucked by the other girl?
Joe Budden
Not at all.
Parks
At all.
Joe Budden
I don't want that girl to touch me at all.
Parks
Okay?
Joe Budden
I don't want the hired help to touch me at all. Unless it leaves there or my girl requests her to. Got it? I don't want her touching.
Parks
Okay?
Joe Budden
However it happens, I want to instruct and be like a live remote. Hey, now do this.
Parks
Okay.
Joe Budden
Let's just say that I want to light the incense and play the music and step outside the balcony and come back and see some other shit necessarily want. I don't want to do that. No, no, no, no. Get my dick sucked when.
Corey
Get Money.
Joe Budden
Like that. No, I was like, broke.
Corey
When you was broke. You got you.
Joe Budden
They call you out.
Ish
That's not the first noise. When you was Lenny Po Powerful. You remember him?
Joe Budden
That ain't true, Park.
Ish
You don't remember? No, he was a wrestler.
Joe Budden
Hey, what else needs our attention? Or should we tell stories about how faithful we are?
Melissa Ford
That's funny.
Joe Budden
For real, Cuz they got us up.
Ish
We talking about. We talking about the. The. The CEO. Dude, y' all ever got caught cheating in person?
Parks
No, not in person.
Ish
No.
Joe Budden
Yes. Mad times. Really?
Melissa Ford
No.
Joe Budden
Sometimes.
Melissa Ford
But I don't cheat, so.
Corey
I don't cheat, so.
Joe Budden
Man, you remember Shorty hopped out the.
Ish
Bushes with a bat.
Joe Budden
With a bat. With a bat.
Ish
And really swung that too?
Joe Budden
Yeah. I had to save this. My side chick. Yeah. Yeah. To save my baby. Sheesh.
Ish
Now you know a. Pull a bat out. They don't really be with this head hunting with the bat try to hit.
Joe Budden
You in the leg. She had the aluminum bat at the.
Ish
Sweet swung for the real.
Joe Budden
And it must have been the little league one because she could swing it efficiently like it wasn't too bad.
Ish
Aluminum.
Joe Budden
You get a lot of swings with that.
Ish
That'll be that happy.
Joe Budden
So. Yes. Yes, I have. If you're listening, cheating is not worth it. That's right. Being inappropriate is not worth it. Being disrespectful, it's not worth it. The same person you are in front of your lady's face is the same person you should be behind her back.
Ish
Now you talk.
Joe Budden
That's what I got for you guys.
Parks
That's right.
Joe Budden
Learn. Learn from your mistakes. Hey, Joe did that, so hopefully you won't have to go through that.
Ish
You got caught cheating. I told y' all the story, man.
Melissa Ford
You.
Joe Budden
You got caught.
Ish
Caught. I got caught caught.
Corey
He got caught Giving head or some.
Ish
Yeah.
Corey
This wild boy in the box, he didn't even hear the door open.
Joe Budden
Free.
Corey
You was in. You was your munch even hear the dog man.
Ish
Hear.
Corey
I'd be scared if I hear creek on my stairs while I'm on the phone. How you don't hear the door while you in box.
Ish
Shorty might have been loud.
Joe Budden
Was locked in. He was locked in.
Ish
Moving right on. You look like some munchy ass. Munchy.
Joe Budden
Real Invisalign.
Corey
Cover my ears with your thigh. Cover my hands.
Joe Budden
It was.
Ish
That's what it was. N. I never. I never been freaky Freeze in person. Nah, it's old, man. Well, I had some MySpace footage that shouldn't have got seen, but.
Joe Budden
Yeah, never.
Ish
None of that cheating before I did. She put it on my space. You said my. No, I left my MySpace open by mistake.
Joe Budden
Same did that one before I came home.
Ish
The printer had ran out of paper. Oh, the conversation that. All of them was just coming out. You know, I used to cop the cop and paste. Yeah, I still remember my Y.
Joe Budden
My was coming through.
Melissa Ford
Show some love your script.
Joe Budden
Let's hear it.
Ish
N. I'm good.
Joe Budden
Come on.
Ish
You don't use it, you might can help some young out there.
Melissa Ford
Wait, you still use it.
Ish
He married? Damn near ain't no more in my space.
Corey
No, but that's dead.
Ish
That's what.
Joe Budden
All right, yo, for black people, damn near married. Is married. Yes.
Ish
Yeah. Really?
Joe Budden
Yeah, we sick. But it's.
Ish
If you. If you live with your. If you move in together, y' all married. It's a. You can't do like you no more. Come and go as you please. You got to consider them for everything. You married.
Corey
Life change, bro.
Ish
Only thing, you get to file taxes separately. Still, fam, when you literally, like, call me and be like, yo, we going such. My quote is, y got to get a permission slip. I say it all the time.
Joe Budden
What about when you do?
Ish
When I don't have to get a permission slip? When you just go.
Parks
When is that ever?
Ish
Never. I ain't gonna lie. You have. It's been times where I'm like, yo, let's go. Such and such. You call your girl, yo. Yeah, I'm gonna slide over here while Ice Dog, I have to get a permission slip. I'm not fronting. I got a guy, and I don't feel. No, I don't feel like a bitch by saying it.
Joe Budden
My girl barked at me last week because the week before, whatever that was, that Fourth of July weekend, she barked at me about going out too much. But that was after the 4th of July week passed. So the next week, we in the middle of the fight about me going out too much. So she held and I went out. She thinks I'm off in the head.
Ish
That's a smack in the face.
Joe Budden
She think I'm off in the head.
Ish
We fighting about this, and you gonna do the same thing we fighting about.
Joe Budden
That's what she said. I look at that totally different.
Ish
Because you and Corey, you and Cory, right? Yo, what are you talking about?
Joe Budden
Hold up.
Ish
Go ahead.
Joe Budden
If we fought it, if we're in the middle of the fight that we haven't resolved yet, that's not resolved. Don't that mean that we on two different sides of what should and shouldn't happen.
Ish
Check this out.
Joe Budden
So if you saying I went out too much and I'm saying I did not, I can show you what the do you think is supposed to happen next.
Ish
Happy six year anniversary.
Joe Budden
That's my biggest. Maybe we do you a little jewel. We made it.
Ish
You can have this one.
Joe Budden
Give it to me. Freeze.
Ish
He agree with you. Yeah, you 80%. That's it. If Cory said yeah, he be right sometimes. When? Now. Cory be right sometimes.
Joe Budden
But I'm not. Wait, y', all, I'm.
Ish
This is tough when it comes to matters of emotion in the heart. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Joe Budden
This ain't a matter. See, but that's. That's the thing. That ain't a man or the heart.
Ish
That's a good point.
Joe Budden
This is not important at all.
Ish
So you sis.
Joe Budden
Hey, you went out a lot last week. I didn't think so. No, I didn't. I'm going out tonight.
Ish
It's not important.
Corey
Some people feel like if you arguing about something, you shouldn't do the same thing you're arguing about, but especially in the moment.
Joe Budden
But the person you arguing with feels differently.
Ish
Okay, so let's resolve that. Come to our medium. Whatever we do to resolve. How did y' all resolve that?
Joe Budden
What is the. The expected behavior?
Ish
Did y' all resolve that or are y' all still in that fight right now?
Joe Budden
Well, I don't down. She just.
Corey
Well, I'mma keep it real.
Ish
I ain't going to hold you.
Corey
I got to make something.
Joe Budden
I gave what you need.
Ish
Winning me over today.
Corey
Little act right?
Ish
Little act right. It do it.
Joe Budden
That's what I'm saying. She was home, horny, seeing me outside, wild. And it was like, all right, she bugged out. But now come up here, let me fix it up, get a little dosing. That was the end of the fight, Joe.
Corey
We bullshitters, though. I mean, I'm happy six year anniversary.
Joe Budden
You look like you.
Corey
You want a new path. But if you technically think about it, shit be bullshit. Like, if you argue. If you argue with your girl about something and you on the opposite side and she does the same thing that you argue with her about, you're gonna lose your mind.
Joe Budden
Oh, no. She said she go in the carnival. She said she out. She said, that's it. She said, you wanna play? I'll be spinning your punk ass feelings. And now we gonna play. I'm out. And I laughed.
Corey
You laughed because, like, yeah, right.
Ish
Oh, no, please don't leave.
Corey
What's the.
Joe Budden
No.
Corey
Oh, now she Got.
Joe Budden
My anniversary. My anniversary.
Corey
Watch your mouth. Car will be lit. Car will be lit. My man, shut that whole car.
Ish
Well, the.
Joe Budden
The private eyes out there should be cheaper.
Corey
Watch out.
Joe Budden
Joe came in me as much as the other ones.
Ish
You get a couple of them, yo. Couple mangoes, Yo.
Corey
Watch.
Joe Budden
No, C.C.
Corey
Nah. N. No, don't do that. Don't do that.
Ish
No, no.
Corey
Yeah, laugh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Caribbean goddess. Laugh, laugh. You said a couple of mangoes.
Parks
No, I was just. I was just pointing to you to.
Corey
I don't point to me. Freeze. Last time it was a carnival. Question came up. My man sat there and was at deep. Thought Joe had his foot like this nigga started looking up at the paint. He started looking at the colors of the paint. Cuz that remind him of Carnival. He started. I said, joe, you good? See, my girl want to go to carnival. That Carnival said, I'm not with that either. I'm going too. Hey, we going.
Ish
Family trip.
Corey
Gotta be a family trip. Carnival too lit. And on top of that.
Joe Budden
You gotta.
Corey
Play a Trinidadian record.
Melissa Ford
Bucks brown.
Corey
I wanna share something.
Ish
Shut that down a little bit.
Corey
Ish. The reason why I say that because Caribbean people or people from Caribbean descent look at Carnival and dancing outside different from how we look at it.
Ish
That's true.
Corey
That's true. Right? So they might not think if they dance outside, they ain't doing nothing wrong. They don't think they're doing anything wrong.
Ish
Remember we had the conversation about whining.
Corey
And they said we did so I could understand me. I'm not my wife.
Ish
Look at.
Corey
It's just a wine.
Joe Budden
Wait, what?
Corey
I'm not with none of that. Hey, yo, she showed me a video one time she went to Trinidad.
Joe Budden
Y.
Corey
She had to dance with that separately. Her brother sent me the recording. Let me see that. What's going on? Let me zoom in. I'm not with none of that.
Ish
That's what's going to wine what.
Corey
I'm win this. Do you smell what the rock is cooking? Finally the rock. I don't play that. They really look at it different. I had a whole. When I was younger, I had a conversation like, yo, my.
Ish
I think it's thin layer of swim truck between it's culture to them.
Corey
And last time we got. Last time we talked about it, we got attacked on the Internet. I remember they was tagging us. Y' all niggas is bitches. Da da da. It's culture. Sometimes they dance in front of their significant other. It's culture. I'm not with that. Yeah, you ain't gonna be gyrating on my wife. Nigga holding her waist. Nigga holding your head. Head and doing this.
Ish
She looking back at you and all that. Yo, don't do that again, please.
Joe Budden
Joe.
Corey
Not with that.
Joe Budden
Don't suck no finger.
Ish
Why? It was a moment.
Joe Budden
All right? It's gonna be another one. It's gonna be a few of them.
Ish
A couple moments.
Corey
You should go to carnival though, Joe.
Joe Budden
It ain't wise.
Ish
That was wise.
Joe Budden
It ain't wise.
Melissa Ford
You should.
Joe Budden
You should go to carnival. Trouble, man.
Corey
I don't know why you don't want to go.
Ish
I'll go if you go.
Joe Budden
I still can't believe I'm taking a trip with all these kids. I cannot believe that that's happening.
Ish
I only got one.
Joe Budden
That's huh. You'll be fine. Yo, it's six of them ages.
Parks
Deep 13 ages.
Ish
Yeah, you good.
Joe Budden
Two would be 18. That's two. 17, 110, 111, 127 and 124.
Ish
Four. The 24s and the 18s, they out of here, bro. Yeah, they. And they got a couple little budget.
Joe Budden
Yeah, I can see the 18 year old and the 24 year old getting missing on moped. I can see the other two in our face.
Ish
Yo, they got no, that's going to be the adjustment for you. They got Thursday fresh fry out there. That be.
Joe Budden
I'm go to a fish fry.
Ish
No, the Thursday fish fry.
Joe Budden
Go to fish fry.
Ish
That's where it's at.
Joe Budden
Thank you for that. Yeah, yeah, that should do be good.
Ish
Them fish fries now they got the.
Parks
Trucks and the pool and the beach is going to occupy the younger ones.
Joe Budden
Yo, did y got to go with them?
Corey
That's problem. Pool's on, but you still got to.
Parks
It's right there.
Joe Budden
Yo, so often I'm sitting there saying to my girl as I'm watching the news before the news that she don't never want to watch. So I force it on. Yo, I can't believe you got me to go on this trip with all these kids. As soon as I say it, the tick on the news says, not even the ticker. The lady says, all right. And the body that we just found in the water and Turks and Caicos, it was a missing New Yorker.
Ish
They had no business.
Joe Budden
I'm definitely rest in peace to that person. I'm still going. I'm still going. Yo, did you guys happen to see the story of the young child that was kidnapped and dude ran in the house or something where the video came out of the moment that the child was kidnapped and the father was there, and the father ran back in the house and left the kid outside to run away from the kidnappers. That was. This story was so wild.
Corey
Again, the father thought that was coming to kill him. So this is his story. This is why he ran.
Ish
Oh, I get it.
Corey
But.
Ish
But during.
Corey
There was a white van. I think it's white. A truck that kidnapped the kid that was outside, and the father ran.
Joe Budden
I got. Yeah, yeah, Jamal. Of course it was Jamal or Tyrell or some. I have more kids worked on this. Hey, hold up.
Ish
On the side of the street, Friday night, it starts.
Joe Budden
Look at Mel once again. You gay? A little bit. Friday night, it starts to move as.
Ish
Jamal is spotted riding his bike on the sidewalk, returning from a nearby park. The boy's aunt says her brother was driving the sedan, following alongside his young son. The camera catching the white Jeep turning around. Then later block the end of their driveway. Two people got out of the Jeep simultaneously. One, who appears to be holding a gun, tried following the man into the house. The other chased the little boy down the driveway. Seconds later, the suspect comes back into frame with Jamal in his arms, putting him on the side of the street.
Parks
That's crazy.
Joe Budden
So they did eventually take little Jamal, and the dad ran in the house. So, of course, the comments tore dad up. Up. Because if you're a father like that, who makes that decision? Who makes the decision to leave their child out there to fend for itself running from kidnappers while you go in the house like a. The father doubled down online. The father was like, yo, the baby's alive. I'm alive. Clearly I made the right decision. Y' all motherfuckers. I thought the was coming to kill me. He had a good gun, and don't tell me what to do unless you've been in that scenario.
Melissa Ford
Okay.
Ish
Yeah.
Parks
Okay.
Joe Budden
Can y' all imagine any world, Any world, any scenario where you run in the house and leave your youngest out there to be chased by kidnappers and taken away? Potentially no distinguished parent.
Parks
I couldn't imagine that.
Joe Budden
No.
Ish
Off of instinct. No.
Corey
Yeah.
Joe Budden
You got to kill me.
Ish
Yeah. Off of instinct.
Joe Budden
If you come to kill me, then you got to kill.
Ish
Yeah, I will. I'm agreeing. I'm on that side. Y' all know where I went with the kids. I think a lot of people are gonna say that. And like. Like, dude said until you actually, in that moment, he immediately just thought self preservation. Some people try to not saying he's right because we all can sit here and say what we would do. And I think. I think the number of people that would actually do it is going to be lower.
Corey
Of course, some people will run away from the child.
Ish
I've been in the heat of a moment in my. In real life situations and it. It wasn't even my kid. It might have been one of my. And instinctively I went to the danger. You don't anyway.
Joe Budden
Save nothing. I watched all them.
Ish
I know.
Joe Budden
Shut up.
Ish
Him and his knife, right? Crocodiles, yo. Anyway, yo. No, I just think. I just think instinctively. Yo, fam, I'm going with. With my kids.
Corey
Some people run away to know. To, you know, get the person away from the kid. Yeah, they would run away to have the person follow them to keep the kids.
Ish
We saw that.
Joe Budden
We saw that works. Unless you running in the house and leaving everybody outside. He ran in the house.
Corey
No, I agree. No, no.
Ish
That nigga ain't run in the house and come back with a banger or nothing.
Joe Budden
No, he ran in the house and locked the door. And they took Jamal's little ass and drove off.
Parks
Yeah, yeah. The two guys split up. One chased the father into the house and the other one chased. Chased the kid directly into the backyard. Caught him. Yeah.
Ish
Yo, you a different type of piece of. I ain't gonna hold you.
Corey
The kid is safe, though. They found the kid.
Joe Budden
The kid is safe.
Ish
That's what's important.
Parks
Did they find the guys that did it?
Ish
But, fam, and you ain't making those decisions. You don't know that they gonna find that kid safe.
Joe Budden
That's true.
Parks
That's true.
Ish
We from the hood. We know what happens. That's crazy. Get a finger melt back up. Yeah, that's crazy. Son.
Joe Budden
In a topic that don't have nothing to do with nothing. I just wrote it down because I thought it was interesting. Apparently Rick Owens has an only fans page for his feet.
Ish
Okay.
Joe Budden
All right.
Corey
Come on.
Ish
Y' all keep supporting these widow.
Joe Budden
I don't wear Rick on no more.
Ish
Yeah.
Parks
Why?
Ish
He got bad feet.
Joe Budden
I don't wear Rick because of all of the stories that Rumors sl. Stories that exist about his wife.
Parks
I don't know any of this.
Corey
What?
Ish
Either.
Parks
What's the. What's the rumors?
Joe Budden
Yeah, they say that. Have you ever seen his wife?
Parks
No, I haven't. Oh, I don't even know what he looks like.
Joe Budden
Oh, you should look them both up.
Ish
I'm about to already.
Joe Budden
You should look up Brick Owens.
Parks
Owens and White.
Joe Budden
What the rumor is is that she be on some Satan devil worshiping evil. 666 type just.
Ish
Oh, that's that. I've seen posts about her before. I didn't know that was his wife.
Joe Budden
Rick Owens's wife. And I don't know if those things are true, but watching her at all of the fashion events, I don't feel comfortable. I don't. Yeah, I don't feel comfortable.
Ish
I didn't know that was his wife, though.
Joe Budden
Again, I don't know any of those things to be true. But with Rick Owens and how his clothes present coupled with some of what the rumored beliefs are with him and his wife. I'm not wearing Rick anymore. I'm sorry. There's a couple of them. I'm not wearing chrome just because y' all overdid it for nothing. Absolutely nothing. And now chrome. Chrome used to be like Ferrari where we only making 10,000 pieces this year. But because of mass manufacturing, the fashion industry is up right now because of mass manufacturing and because of what the aftermarket, the secondary market does. You got making fake chrome or chrome is now making 200,000 pieces to serve to the secondary market. So you're seeing people say sell chrome bundles for like 80 and 90 grand. It's like that. Stop. Like, stop, stop, stop. It's a mess. Some of the fashion industry is a mess. I don't talk about it. Cause I know we don't give a fuck about it up here, but one day I'm gonna have some of these fashion niggas come in here and say, that's interesting.
Melissa Ford
I don't know anything about it, but it's interesting.
Joe Budden
Yeah. Yeah. So I just thought that once I seen Rick Owens had a onlyfans was fee. I'm like, all right, enough is enough is enough of you two. I'm done with you two now. Also in other news, there's nothing to do with none. People are saying that Dr. Bryant was even lying in the Paul Pierce video about homeboy. They saying that she gay.
Melissa Ford
Huh.
Corey
I did find that out.
Ish
What? So she made up the.
Joe Budden
That's what people are saying again, I don't know it to be true, but this is an entertainment show and I'm not fact checking none of this. Yeah, I read it. You know, to get good chuckle and decide to give it to y' all or keep it moving.
Ish
That's funny.
Joe Budden
But I mean that it wouldn't.
Ish
Wouldn't shock me at all. And it was. It would explain a lot.
Joe Budden
It would explain a lot more.
Ish
Yeah.
Joe Budden
So it feeling. Shout out to her if she salute.
Ish
That's funny though. Both you. I think y' all should scissor.
Joe Budden
Let's see, what else do I have here? I was randomly thinking about all some Summer Walker conversation that we had months ago. Y' all don't think summer crack 250 when she dropped. I was wrong on the three hundreds. But do y' all think that she'll crack 250?
Ish
I don't think so, no.
Joe Budden
No.
Ish
Nope.
Melissa Ford
Unless something.
Joe Budden
We don't hear a song that is giving you all that.
Melissa Ford
If there's. If there could be some song that makes me change my opinion.
Joe Budden
I think Summer gets close to 250 even if there's no song to come. And I know I could be a summer stand.
Ish
Yeah, I don't think. I don't see that happening. She needs monster. Yeah. A smash.
Joe Budden
I bet anybody should do more than230. 230. I'm willing to. I'm willing to stand on because I'm saying close to 250. So maybe 230. 240, 225even.
Melissa Ford
Let me see, what was her last one?
Joe Budden
Yeah, you brought up last time.
Melissa Ford
166.
Joe Budden
Yeah, 166. Six. I stand on that. She'll break 220 next time.
Ish
Album will be coming probably. What, towards the end of the year, you think? Or early next year.
Joe Budden
She's a fourth quarter.
Ish
Yeah, she's definitely.
Joe Budden
She's definitely now.
Ish
So getting ready to do the tour. The tour starts. I think it just started in the United States.
Parks
So what was her biggest release?
Melissa Ford
Parks, the last one. 166.
Joe Budden
She only got two albums, both of which I think are. Are they're great classics or cult classics. One of the other definitely cold classics. These short.
Melissa Ford
Well, God damn, we care that clips did 90.
Joe Budden
I care a lot.
Melissa Ford
I think it's fine.
Joe Budden
I care a lot. Let me hit the round of applause, not only for the clips, but for the culture. Like, I'm taking part in this. I'm taking part in this as a cultural moment. I'm taking pride in this just as a. That was there for the mixtapes and the old. Like, it means something to me to see a project with notes, a project done in a hip hop kind of way. No single, not trying to conform. Catch all perform for you all. Yeah, I'm making this for who I'm making it to. And I do see a trend with a couple of acts saying, hey, this ain't for y' all to listen to. Rema said that. Rema, who I love, recently put out a whole. A whole diatribe on Instagram saying, yo, I Fought with my label to release this project because the label wanted me to do xyz. But I wasn't making it for those people. I need to find it. That's how powerful it was. I'm gonna find that rema statement. But the clips w w hip hop, w culture, W fan, and their second.
Melissa Ford
Highest first week besides the first album which was 122. It's not even far off for that with grinding. You know what I mean?
Ish
Bro, it's your first album in over 15 years. Like just to be able to come out and do that.
Joe Budden
Shut the up, Corey.
Corey
You wore them shits.
Joe Budden
I love these shorts. You missed the section early west and I'm wearing my short shorts. They fixed the camera angle so that.
Corey
No, I heard it outside when you were talking about it.
Joe Budden
It.
Corey
I'm wearing my shits saying that the older I get, the shorter I want them.
Joe Budden
No, I'm saying I'm wearing my. Not the older I get, but I'm wearing.
Corey
You said that outside. So what I'm saying is that I'm.
Joe Budden
In the gym, I'm working out, I'm feeling good about myself and my body and my health and my breathing.
Corey
Support you, man, but fix your shorts.
Joe Budden
Yeah, no, I'm wearing my shorts.
Melissa Ford
And them long ass shorts look doofy as hell.
Joe Budden
Yeah, yeah. I'm not doing that. I got a nice thigh. I got nice black American thighs.
Corey
Yo, what we. What I told you about that?
Joe Budden
Let me see a chance.
Corey
Wait, what?
Joe Budden
There you go. Where your Olafs anyway? Got the Raptors. Ola. Oh, that's not the rap. Who that? The Dragons. Oh, no, the Dragons got the Raptor color. They throw the Raptor color.
Ish
Yo, you gotta stop that whole everything. It got little rappers on the side of them.
Joe Budden
Oh, and he got a jazz hat.
Ish
That's not in Utah. That's not jazz, it's blues.
Joe Budden
Oh, man.
Corey
Listen, just because you try to cater the new balance and get the alpha.
Joe Budden
Let me see if there's anything else I have here. Oh, we were speaking about cheating and divorce and all this other. Did you guys get a look at Michelle? Michelle and Obama saw some of it. Michelle and Barack, they did a red table talk. Yeah, they made a podcast appearance on Michelle's podcast with Michelle telling her brother.
Melissa Ford
Okay.
Joe Budden
And they.
Parks
They addressed their divorce rumors.
Joe Budden
Did they really?
Parks
Kind of. Yeah.
Joe Budden
No, they didn't.
Ish
I. I didn't know they did at all.
Parks
She basically said, in no way, shape or form have I ever considered divorcing this, man. It's never going to happen. That's basically what she said.
Joe Budden
That didn't tell me anything at all.
Ish
She's also said at one point she left him alone and they called it quits at one point. One point before.
Parks
I don't remember that.
Melissa Ford
Maybe I don't remember that. I remember he said it too.
Parks
Like yo, no, they said that there was a 10 year period in which she said it was a 10 year period, but she didn't really like him all that much. But I think that that happens over the course of like a 30 year marriage where you don't necessarily like your. Or love or whatever. Like I think that there's an ebb and flow and like that for 10 years.
Ish
You think it's gonna be a 10 year.
Parks
It was during perimenopause. I don't.
Joe Budden
No, please ask it. That makes sense.
Ish
Sense.
Parks
Go ahead, fam.
Joe Budden
You think you can be with somebody for 30 years and not like him for. For 10 years straight?
Parks
I mean, I don't know if she.
Corey
Meant 10 years somebody and not like.
Ish
Them for 10 years. How old would the kids we talking about some hold yo.
Corey
Things can last is what things can last. Like y like dog. People will be.
Joe Budden
Hold on. If you don't like your. If you don't like your significant other for 10 years. Ten years, then divine forces on the table.
Melissa Ford
I need to know the 10 years because was this president eight of those.
Joe Budden
10 years or it's not. It's always when he unemployed.
Parks
Always been that man.
Ish
Didn't you say you had like some peoples that when they, when the kids got 18, they divorced or some shit. One of my tenants. It could be a situation like that where we staying together for the kids. I don't like you. And when I get or. And. Or they might have later on down the line was able to work that shit out. But I don't like you right now. We not on the same page. We not vibing, but we got kids and we trying to do that for the kids.
Parks
I've listened to several couples that I know that are like long term marriages and it's, it's like, it's like they have moments where it's just like they can't keep their hands off of each other. And then next year and a half, two years, they're like fucking roommates and then they're pissed off at each other, but it's just like.
Corey
And it is a moment that bring you guys back together.
Parks
There's a sense of devotion and commitment and also not wanting to be outside this is their person. Regardless of what happens. It's their person.
Ish
So gotcha.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Melissa Ford
And maybe there was some exaggeration in 10 years, we didn't like it. I would hope so.
Joe Budden
They went on that podcast and gas lit us.
Ish
Or it was just, yo, we gonna put something out there and tell them shut the up.
Corey
That took.
Ish
Like, y'. All. Don't be. Like, they got tired of the talk.
Joe Budden
No. But they sat down and said, oh, people think that when they don't see us together for a while that we're going through stuff.
Melissa Ford
Take it away, Flip.
Joe Budden
That ain't just why people were saying that, because they didn't see y' all together for a while. They were saying that because they was listening to Michelle on her book tours and podcast runs speak in a way that we not used to hearing a married woman speak about their husband. That's why we were saying that and not.
Ish
And at the same time not seeing him. He's right.
Joe Budden
It wasn't just they ain't together. They gas lit the up. Michelle was saying some.
Ish
She was.
Joe Budden
And listen, I hope they find. Don't. Don't get me to.
Ish
But even if they not, I. I could see him saying, yo, and if.
Joe Budden
They ain't want to know today ain't fine.
Ish
That ain't nobody business.
Joe Budden
Well, that don't change me. Want to know it? I want to know that. The marriage began to get a little rocky when her fees went up. To Mel's point about how ladies were acting once they was able to get their own coin.
Ish
I mean, she got bank account after 1976.
Joe Budden
I'm saying after that. After that, eight years.
Ish
Yeah, yeah. 250, 300 for a pop out.
Joe Budden
You think women need their own money, Mel? Like.
Parks
Yes, I do.
Joe Budden
Like, what y' all gonna do? Like what? Like what do you do with your.
Parks
Save it for a rain.
Joe Budden
What do you do with your own money? Now that you.
Parks
Now. Now that I'm what?
Joe Budden
Now that you can make your own money. Like, now that you get a bank account. I seen you post something yesterday. Hey, women, today's the anniversary of when we could get a credit card or some shit you wrote.
Parks
Yeah, yeah. It was the anniversary of women being able to open their own bank accounts without the signature of their husband or fathers.
Joe Budden
Make some noise for that.
Corey
I'm with you.
Joe Budden
I'm with you. That was it. I don't have a follow up.
Ish
You ever seen American Pimp?
Joe Budden
American Pimp. I can't say the name.
Parks
Is it a documentary?
Ish
What made you bring that up in this conversation?
Joe Budden
Yeah, how's that relevant? Yes.
Ish
Connect it for us. Leave him looking pretty and all that, but no dog. That's your man.
Joe Budden
That's your man. Y' all need a lot of help. You see, when you agree with Corey.
Ish
It'S also a problem. I wasn't agreeing with him. No, well, we're here now. He's agreeing, bro. We are on the entertainment podcast. We are supposed to entertain that one.
Joe Budden
What else need. What else needs our. Our undivided attention? It appears that Shannon Sharp has settled. Let's make some noise. Make a round of applause for that. This is just breaking. But it says here. Let's see. This is from Busby. On April 20 to 2025, the Busby Law firm filed a complaint in Nevada making several allegations against Shannon Sharp. On behalf of our client, both sides acknowledge a long term consensual and tumultuous relationship. After protracted. Protracted and respectful negotiations, I'm pleased to announce that we have reached a mutually agreed upon resolution. All matters have now been addressed satisfactorily and the matter is closed. The lawsuit will thus be dismissed with prejudice.
Parks
Man, I wonder how much that cost him.
Ish
Yeah, a lot.
Melissa Ford
I don't know.
Joe Budden
What was she asking for originally?
Melissa Ford
It was something stupid, Wasn't it like 50?
Parks
Yeah, it's 50 million.
Melissa Ford
But the, the tone of the. The conversation that. That release doesn't sound like he probably paid them. I mean, it's gonna be a lot.
Joe Budden
But he paid.
Melissa Ford
Yeah, he paid. I'm not saying he didn't pay nothing.
Ish
You paid five to a girl, that's. How was she? 19? 20.
Joe Budden
I'm not.
Parks
She was 22 at this point. 19 when they started dating.
Joe Budden
Do you all think the settlement was seven figures?
Parks
A thousand.
Ish
A thousand.
Joe Budden
Yeah, right.
Parks
I think it was 8,000.
Ish
I don't know. I don't know.
Parks
I don't think 8.
Melissa Ford
I don't think it was.
Joe Budden
I don't think it was eight.
Ish
I don't know if he got eight to pay. I think it was seven.
Joe Budden
Once he had eight to lose, he might have paid 10. Maybe. I mean, I don't think.
Ish
Might not be lumps on. I don't think.
Melissa Ford
I don't think so. Cuz the. Like I said, the. In the press statement says they had a tumultuous relationship.
Ish
Consensual.
Joe Budden
Right. Now it says consensual.
Ish
Yes.
Joe Budden
Before it did not.
Melissa Ford
Right.
Ish
Did not.
Melissa Ford
So that says.
Joe Budden
I hate. I hate all of this.
Melissa Ford
Yeah, yeah.
Joe Budden
I'm not. I don't want to talk about it because I hate it. I Hate it all too much. If he, if he's happy, I'm happy. If she's happy, I'm happy.
Ish
Yep.
Joe Budden
But this is disgusting.
Ish
I think it's opening the door for.
Corey
Other people to keep a bunch of these.
Joe Budden
Well, that's why it's there. The door is open. That door is open.
Corey
What does it say that? It says consensual. Now what does that do? Does that.
Ish
Nothing.
Joe Budden
It don't clean them up no more. It don't clean them up. Up the way that they intend to clean it clean them up. Because she's 22 years old. So you had consensual sex with a 22 year old. In the eyes of the public, you still an old creep. Yeah, but it's, but now you can go to ESPN and go to Boost Mobile and wherever you're getting your shit from and say, yo, this ain't that and that ain't this. Which is great because if you, if you, if that didn't deserve to be in your jacket, it shouldn't be in your jacket.
Ish
Correct.
Joe Budden
Unfortunately, there's no way to take it.
Ish
It can't take it off.
Joe Budden
Off your jacket. And that's what I don't like about this.
Ish
Take it off.
Joe Budden
That's what I don't like about this.
Corey
When this case came up, do you feel that he took a hit? Content wise?
Ish
He took a hit. Absolutely.
Corey
Was it visible?
Joe Budden
Yes.
Ish
Yes. Okay.
Joe Budden
A big hit.
Ish
I think it was hot as fish grease, bro.
Joe Budden
Yeah, it's going to take a lot. Let me not speak even with that.
Ish
Like.
Joe Budden
But he was hot. He was take a while to get a lot of things in the universe. Got to be worse working for you to be that hot.
Ish
Yeah.
Joe Budden
Yeah. So for a woman that you had consensual sex with to just throw a, a wrench in and that.
Ish
And you remember right before, it's not, it's not fair.
Joe Budden
It's not.
Ish
Right before the lawsuit came out, they were saying that he was supposed to.
Parks
Have like that nine figure deal pushing.
Ish
That he was about to sign $100 million deal.
Joe Budden
He was, ESPN rumored was supposed to be getting rid of all of those shows to put him in the slot.
Ish
So if you're looking at a potential 100 million dollar deal and now that deal might be off the table because now everybody gonna lowball you.
Melissa Ford
Yeah.
Ish
Y' all got 34.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Melissa Ford
Future it's back.
Ish
You talking about maybe 40, he should.
Joe Budden
Be able to sue somebody.
Ish
Yep.
Joe Budden
Who?
Ish
Yep.
Joe Budden
Well, there's no maybe. There's nobody.
Ish
And even if you could Sue. What you gonna get?
Joe Budden
Nothing.
Ish
What you gonna get? You ain't gonna get your 100 million dollar bill. I'm gonna get a million dollars. I'm just saying what's lost. You're not. You're never gonna be made whole for that. Yeah, bro, that is.
Joe Budden
That's some scary. Be careful out there.
Corey
You gotta be careful.
Joe Budden
You be careful. Be careful.
Corey
Show your urges. That's just a sign of it.
Joe Budden
Especially if you're rich. Especially if you're rich.
Ish
Yeah, you're right.
Joe Budden
I see broke do stupid all day. Yeah, but you know.
Ish
It'S really not. Not especially if you're rich. Cause you see broke do stupid shit all day. Yeah, but let that broke fall into some money. Then they come out the woodworks from back then. But you don't have to have the discernment when you're broke because you don't know that the richness gonna ever come.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ish
So you can be every reckless.
Corey
You can kick the glass, you can go into the crib, chill there. She open the door, she see you in the bed. What the you doing? Get out. You leave nothing like a lot of broke do and get away with what you did.
Ish
That was.
Corey
I never did that specific. I've been married for too long.
Ish
No, that's peace.
Corey
But I know that do that.
Joe Budden
I got a. I got a part of the show here for you. Gentlemen and lady. And lady. This is from R.F. gonzalez.
Ish
All right. What's happening?
Joe Budden
Or this says the dilemma. What's up to the cast?
Parks
Hey.
Joe Budden
First time. Long time. Here's the deal. I work with my kid's mom along with the woman that got in between us two. We met the woman. Yeah. I thought this question was appropriate for today's part. We met the woman working there. Got kind of close kids, same age. Problem starts in parentheses as a man. Where I didn't close the deal the first time around.
Ish
Around.
Joe Budden
She's in a relationship. Work parameters shredded real lightly in parentheses. Or he. He. Yo, arrest this man.
Ish
Hey.
Joe Budden
Treading real lightly. Or he. He.
Ish
He wrote that.
Joe Budden
Deaded it. Yeah, deaded it. Three years later, the woman is coming back around with more fervor than ever. Question is, finish the mission or leave it alone. Out of respect of my son's mother and the history behind it. Topic, I guess foregoing certain situations for betterment of the greater good. Obvious answers. Yes. No. They're yes. Period. No, comma. Their feelings. I don't understand that. They're. Oh, they're feeling. No. Their feelings. Their problem. That's what he's saying obvious answers.
Ish
Yes or.
Joe Budden
Or no. Their feelings, their problem. Distinguished panel, how do we help this gentleman?
Ish
I would need a little bit more info, but.
Joe Budden
Well, I'm not fucking nobody. Work.
Ish
Yeah, I was getting ready to say no from starters.
Joe Budden
I'm not fucking nobody.
Ish
Leave that alone.
Parks
I'm still trying to figure out.
Joe Budden
Out.
Parks
I don't.
Ish
He said the woman that came between us. That's why I was.
Parks
Yeah, well, but then he said something about not sealing the deal, which means he didn't.
Ish
He got close to. But he did. He, he, he, he, he, he.
Parks
But was this woman working there at the time that this happened?
Melissa Ford
It is. They. They're broken up.
Parks
Confused.
Ish
Yeah, I'm lost.
Parks
See. Yeah, it's not.
Ish
And they might be still, but that might.
Joe Budden
She might be why they broke up. I'll read the first sentence.
Melissa Ford
Yeah, that makes out.
Joe Budden
Yeah, first time, long time. Here's the deal. I work with my kid's mom a long time with the woman that got in between us two. We met the woman working there. Got kind of close kids, same age. So it sounds like this girl is the reason that him and his baby moms broke up. And they all work together.
Ish
Yeah, you leave that.
Joe Budden
And now Shorty is doubling back with some more fervor, ready for him to seal the deal.
Melissa Ford
They still work together.
Parks
Leave it alone.
Joe Budden
Leave it alone.
Ish
But him and his baby mom broke up. I don't care.
Joe Budden
That's how this sounds.
Parks
That's why he's saying.
Joe Budden
Should he finish the deal now?
Parks
Or is the.
Joe Budden
Yeah, you bugging.
Ish
Why. Leave that alone. Baby. Him and his baby mom have broken up. I'm. You work with the chick.
Corey
I'm sorry.
Ish
I'm still there.
Corey
Sometimes the breakup work gets out of favor.
Melissa Ford
I mean, if you lost your.
Corey
Your girl over the girl, I'm going knock his socks off.
Parks
And you didn't even play.
Joe Budden
You might as well.
Ish
Three vowels. Iou.
Corey
She think I did it already.
Parks
You also still have to co parent with this person.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Corey
Drop little dreamy at the door. I'll pick him up. Hey, listen, wait.
Joe Budden
In co parent world, you can't say a word about who I'm fucking.
Ish
No, you can't.
Parks
I.
Joe Budden
You can act funny and deny my.
Ish
Kids and that could be enough of a problem for you.
Joe Budden
You can act funny and deny my kids.
Parks
What I'm thinking, Is it worth it?
Ish
Yo, he ain't say he about to be in a relationship with the chick. He said he's about to clean her cloth. And then she started acting funny around the Job now.
Corey
Yeah.
Ish
Start creating problems. You know how I go. If you clean a cloth properly, it's.
Parks
Gonna figure it out.
Ish
It might not be a position of power. I ain't saying nothing about power.
Joe Budden
I'm not nobody.
Ish
I'm not saying they could be equals. I'm not saying nothing about power.
Joe Budden
If we work together, I'm cool.
Ish
Now she want to say talking this.
Joe Budden
She can sit there.
Ish
Now she want to start playing with your. With your baby mom. Now she acting funny at the job because you want to let her know that you knocking it down.
Melissa Ford
Are they in the same department?
Corey
Don't ever do that again.
Ish
Dang. Is HR one of the what if, man?
Joe Budden
What if they work in a different department? Like how do you.
Melissa Ford
Different floor.
Joe Budden
What you think?
Ish
Whole different buildings.
Corey
Let her answer.
Parks
Y' all err on the side of caution. Don't do it.
Ish
Yeah, sorry.
Parks
Talking about the kids.
Melissa Ford
Use your breast. Judge if it. If it feels like it could be.
Joe Budden
It feels messy. Feels messy.
Parks
Hurt feelings.
Joe Budden
What could get you in trouble later at the job?
Parks
Hurt feelings. Kids involved.
Corey
You should not have sex with nobody at the job.
Joe Budden
Yeah. No. Unless you're about to marry them. If you're just gonna be a quick fling for a little bit, it's. It's not worth it. Yeah, it's not worth it.
Melissa Ford
And it may be depends on the job.
Corey
It may feel good.
Ish
It may motivate you crazy. Y are sitting there fronting. You think I'm front?
Joe Budden
I've never a girl I've worked with.
Ish
You ain't had no job.
Joe Budden
I had jobs.
Ish
You just said I never had a job.
Melissa Ford
It wasn't nice. Not nice in the stock room, man. Like, knock it off.
Corey
I worked at KB Toys. Now there's some nice ones out there.
Ish
And guess what? The register wasn't bad either. If crystal that was selling them TVs threw you some Yamin at 17, 18, you was gonna have discernment.
Joe Budden
Yes. Yes is what I'm telling you. I know that's unbelievable to you, but yes. If I'm. If I don't want to, I ain't.
Ish
No, I'm not saying I said if.
Joe Budden
It was nothing in that way.
Ish
You did want to the job.
Joe Budden
Listen, I'm telling you about ish. I'm telling you about the jobs that I had. I can't speak speak for nobody else. Got you The Whiz, Sears, JCPenney and the Post office. There was nothing there that was Entertain this conversation.
Ish
If one of them would have been in the Sears. What let it been somebody there that you would have. Exactly.
Joe Budden
Oh, then I them back in the day.
Ish
That's what we say.
Melissa Ford
That's why it says it depends on the job today.
Joe Budden
No, I don't think you should.
Melissa Ford
Nobody you work with depends on the job all.
Joe Budden
No. No job today. Do I think you should somebody you.
Melissa Ford
Work with depends on the job.
Ish
The whole getting busy. Them Amazon workers. Them workers everywhere. Everywhere, restaurants, everywhere. The hospitals. Them doctors is busting all. You know the nurses. All my RN homegirls be like yo, I fat. This doctor, he rich. They busting. They what?
Joe Budden
That's power dynamic.
Corey
You talk to a lot of people.
Joe Budden
Power dynamics working hospital. Or is that just entertainers?
Ish
I'm not sure because I they not that's necessarily their bosses. They not their bosses. The pit. Yes. Power dynamics work in the hospital.
Joe Budden
Oh yeah. The pit. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Right. You can't. The artist no word.
Ish
Oh they be.
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ish
You can't they be them doctors though.
Corey
Then they don't just they tell you, right?
Joe Budden
Yeah.
Ish
No, that's. No.
Corey
How does a conversation like that come up with a girl telling I just curious. Hey is I'm Dr.
Ish
Yes. Like that. Yo, I met this doctor, yo. Yeah.
Corey
You make everybody feel comfortable. Yeah. God, you a magnet. Magnet of comfortability. I'm just glad I'mma call you about some. Yo, is.
Ish
Hey, you got a lot of female friends.
Corey
I don't.
Joe Budden
You don't?
Corey
I do not. No. You said.
Parks
I didn't say nothing.
Corey
Slow down. Yo.
Ish
I left you alone today.
Parks
You should.
Joe Budden
Oh, here's another. An update on that kidnapping Jamal situation.
Ish
Okay.
Joe Budden
The kidnappers were reportedly targeting Jamal White's mother first as she was allegedly a well known drug dealer who flaunted cash. But when she wasn't home and the father ran, they grabbed the seven year old Jamal instead. A $100,000 ransom? Yeah, for his return.
Ish
She paid it. The kids home safe.
Joe Budden
Doesn't say but he's home safe.
Ish
Kids home safe.
Joe Budden
The kids home safe.
Ish
I wouldn't give a fuck what they was intentions was. You ain't going to sn. I'm not leaving my baby. You a ass to leave your kids outside.
Joe Budden
Let's go. Sound like she a little realer than him probably. I'm with you on there. You can't leave your kid outside.
Ish
You talking about bro?
Joe Budden
Can't leave your kid outside. Getting chased by the kidnappers with a gun. And you inside under cent. You in the under century ran in the house.
Ish
Hey yo son, jump the gate. You in the window looking. No.
Joe Budden
Get the.
Corey
As we talking.
Joe Budden
That.
Corey
Nigga'S a bad fathers.
Joe Budden
Y' all talking about jump the gate.
Ish
No, I said that's some to be looking in the window.
Corey
Yeah, he probably did. He probably came outside, they left to look to see where it went.
Parks
He saw them leave because he was looking out the window.
Ish
And yo, I know who that was. Yo, yo, that was little curtain.
Corey
Them.
Ish
They got Julia.
Joe Budden
Like, what?
Ish
Yo, stop.
Joe Budden
What's your. What's your weekend plans?
Parks
Work.
Corey
What is this work?
Joe Budden
What work? What you got going on now, Mel.
Parks
I'm going to do tonight's conversation there.
Joe Budden
Oh, yeah, I saw that. I did see that.
Corey
Shout out to you, Mel.
Joe Budden
Shout out Tonight's conversation. You're doing it live, right? Oh, that should be. That should be. So you going to give something up? I.
Parks
We'll see what happens. I. I don't know how it's going to go.
Corey
You have a game plan going in.
Parks
Man, I have zero game plan other than just Mental showing up and being you showing up. Being me thanking the audience for.
Joe Budden
Wait. It's a nice conversation.
Parks
Yeah.
Corey
Those are.
Joe Budden
Wait a minute. Here we go. Here you go.
Ish
You crazy.
Joe Budden
It just clicked Melissa Ford.
Parks
What?
Joe Budden
Explain it to me.
Parks
Explain. What does Ish ever explain when he goes on another podcast?
Joe Budden
Yo, that's.
Parks
Don't look away.
Ish
Don't look away now.
Joe Budden
Don't look away now.
Parks
Well, you could. You go off. So. You're right, we're not the same.
Ish
Guns is out.
Joe Budden
And now we'll wait till Ish comes out of the bathroom. I love when we, like, bump into something that is.
Ish
I didn't hear what she said. What she said.
Corey
Hanging out with Ops.
Parks
First of all, what is the problem with me doing tonight's conversation?
Joe Budden
Problem? None. Okay, you're about to. Your choice. There's no problem with you doing tonight's conversation.
Parks
Okay.
Joe Budden
Why It's a talking point is because tonight's conversation is that podcast that had all the trouble with homeboy that you like, right? What's his name? You couldn't keep his name out your mouth for a whole week. And then he was talking slick for a little bit, so we had to put that name on ice.
Ish
But shout to the people from tonight.
Joe Budden
I'm not shouting on them. I don't know them. I don't know them. Why am I shouting them out?
Parks
Okay, yeah, the shout outs was a.
Joe Budden
Courtesy when I didn't know y', all, but I know no man have to shout. You niggas. I. You niggas.
Parks
Okay. One of. One of my friends is on the panel currently. His Name is Mike Reed. So I'm going on the panel.
Joe Budden
I'll wig out. I'll wig out. My son.
Corey
What's up with the dark mode?
Joe Budden
Shout out. Shout outs with a shout out. Everybody ain't got to get a shout out. Some of you take a shout out for granted, which is why y' all get crazy.
Corey
Do you think that you might have mistook.
Joe Budden
I don't give it.
Corey
You do that a lot. You do that a lot. You missed a Might have said something. Yo, they said might have. I remember that whole. And you might have missed the might. Just said it in jest. Cause he with niggas up here and you just taking.
Joe Budden
Nah, it was a little too slick, homeboy. It was a little too slick. And I ain't the only one that felt like that. I'm riding for my man, too. But that was your people that. That was ousted it.
Parks
He wasn't ousted.
Joe Budden
Oh, he wasn't?
Parks
No. Well, he wasn't ousted? No, he was like. He was one of the biggest draws. No, they just.
Joe Budden
So they fixed it.
Parks
No, they had a contractual disagreement and he decided. He decided to walk away.
Joe Budden
That's your friend, though. That's.
Parks
We're cool.
Joe Budden
Cool enough for you to do the show. Even after that.
Parks
He's not gonna give a. He didn't give a.
Joe Budden
But you don't give a.
Parks
He doesn't give a me to you.
Joe Budden
I'm asking you. I don't care about him. I don't know that nigga. I'm asking you.
Parks
It's a strange question because he does. He wouldn't care. Like, there's no reason to answer to the question.
Ish
Say, yeah, you don't care. You don't got to be politically correct, yo, if he don't feel no type of way, I don't feel no type of way. They asked me to come on the show.
Parks
Okay, then what I'm telling you is.
Ish
You don't got a tiptoe. Yo, dog, it's not that serious of a deal.
Parks
That's literally what I'm trying to say is it's not that serious.
Joe Budden
When is this?
Parks
This weekend. Sunday, Saturday and Sunday.
Joe Budden
What time Saturday? It's only one way to fix it.
Parks
Five and eight.
Joe Budden
It's only. Only one.
Ish
They do two shows.
Joe Budden
It's only one way. Oh, I do one. They do two. I do one to five o'. Clock. I might be able to. I'm gonna come see what's going on with you. I'm gonna come see what's going on over there. Don't Worry about it tonight night's conversation. Ain't that a relationship, Joe?
Ish
No, it's about everything. Just the relationship pieces.
Joe Budden
Got it.
Parks
And I. I will keep my mouth shut during the relationship portion of the conversation. Does that make you feel better?
Joe Budden
No. Your body, your choice. You should be able to speak freely about anything that you want.
Parks
People seem to have a problem with that.
Joe Budden
No, no. That's part of why I do. To be a relationship expert up here.
Parks
I mean, look, Bernie out is real.
Joe Budden
Good five, y'.
Ish
All.
Joe Budden
Good five. Good day, huh?
Ish
Thought you was during Jersey all.
Joe Budden
No, in the beginning. I did that already. Now I'm on some. I want some.
Ish
Foxy.
Joe Budden
All his Nicky tweets have just made me play all of Foxy's catalog. Come on, man.
Ish
I would.
Joe Budden
Hey, they wasn't there for this. Yo, keep us in your prayers. Lord knows we need to be there. Until the next time, I bid you a due farewell. Adiosa riva dirti. Hasta la vista. Au revoir. So long. Goodbye or simple head nod will suffice. Remember, life is a series of moments. And moments pass. So let's make this one last as if it's all we have. Last, but certainly not least. The baddies are insecure, the stagnant. Women want to travel. And the closed minded women want you to teach them things. Grab you a Tylenol. You might need it tomorrow. I'm celebrating my anniversary all weekend, man. That's what I got going on.
Parks
Congratulations.
Joe Budden
Thank you, thank you. I'm prepping for my trip next week. Hey, what up, Gab? What up, boy? If I stop playing with Foxy Brown, man, y' all stop playing with Foxy Brown name out there if that's what you're doing. Hey, love you like I do. Everybody. Wait a minute.
Parks
Crib all fresh, high tech, art deco. Separate the classiest from the nastiest.
Joe Budden
Yo, y' all be safe out there. Head on a swivel. Let's try to make it big back. Back home to our families. That's all that really matters. Y' all have a good time. Summer is moving fast. It's moving fast. Shout out to the parents out there. Shout out to my mom. My mom got co. Shout to her. Yeah. Feel better, Mom. Yeah, it's still out there, y'. All. It's still out there. Be careful.
Melissa Ford
Birds up.
Corey
Love you.
Joe Budden
Feel better.
Ish
Love you, Ms. F. Call me.
Joe Budden
I got the care package on deck. Know the vibes.
Melissa Ford
There you go.
Joe Budden
Wait a minute.
Corey
Hey.
Parks
Where would you be without the gbp?
Ish
We got him.
Joe Budden
We fucking got him. We'll fold that up right now.
Parks
Don't look away.
Ish
Don't look away now.
Summary of The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 844: "Lies & Gooch"
Release Date: July 19, 2025
In Episode 844 of The Joe Budden Podcast, titled "Lies & Gooch," Joe Budden and his friends delve into a variety of topics ranging from relationship dynamics and personal anecdotes to music experiences and social commentary. The conversation is candid, humorous, and reflective, offering listeners both entertainment and insight into the hosts' perspectives.
The episode opens with a lighthearted discussion about cheating in relationships, exploring the complexities and consequences associated with infidelity. Joe Budden shares a personal story about being caught in a compromising situation, emphasizing the importance of fidelity and transparency in maintaining a healthy relationship.
Joe Budden [02:46]: "Cheating is not worth it."
Melissa Ford [03:22]: "Having the dick pill tolerance is... I've been on this for years."
The hosts debate the likelihood of getting caught cheating in public settings, with Joe highlighting the risks associated with public displays of infidelity.
Joe Budden celebrates his six-year anniversary during the podcast, sharing heartfelt congratulations with his co-hosts and discussing the dynamics of long-term relationships. The conversation touches upon the balance between personal happiness and societal expectations regarding marriage and commitment.
Joe Budden [05:16]: "She's the best. That's why I wanted to hurry up and start before Flip got here."
Corey [05:16]: "Congratulations, dog."
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to recounting recent concert experiences, particularly focusing on a memorable Wu Tang Clan performance. The hosts express their admiration for the group, detailing the setlist, crowd engagement, and the overall atmosphere of the event.
Melissa Ford [56:27]: "It was kind of an amazing hip hop concert I’ve ever been to in my entire life."
Joe Budden [57:58]: "Wu Tang was clothes. Yeah."
The discussion also extends to other artists and their performances, highlighting the impact of live music on fans and the cultural significance of iconic groups like Wu Tang Clan.
The hosts transition into discussing recent public incidents, including controversies surrounding public figures and their actions. They analyze the implications of these events on public perception and personal reputations.
Joe Budden [43:19]: "It's a deep conspiracy that’s beyond comprehension because there are so many layers to it."
Parks [54:00]: "I haven't seen it, sounds like it's staged. Like, who would have been the one filming it?"
The conversation touches upon various celebrities, their personal lives, and how public actions can affect their careers and public image. The hosts express skepticism about certain claims and emphasize the importance of evidence before forming judgments.
Joe Budden [74:22]: "She’s Satan devil worshiping evil 666 type."
Melissa Ford [90:00]: "There was no subliminals. But I guess Nikki had a beef with Punch."
Advertisements and promotions mentioned in the transcript, such as Prize Picks, are skipped in this summary as per the instructions to exclude non-content sections.
Fidelity in Relationships: The importance of honesty and commitment is a recurring theme, with personal stories illustrating the pitfalls of infidelity.
Impact of Live Music: Live performances, especially by iconic groups like Wu Tang Clan, play a significant role in shaping cultural experiences and fan loyalty.
Public Image and Accountability: The discussion underscores the impact of public actions on personal and professional reputations, advocating for accountability and evidence-based judgments.
Navigating Personal Milestones: Celebrating personal milestones, such as anniversaries, highlights the balance between individual happiness and societal expectations.
Joe Budden [02:46]: "Cheating is not worth it."
Melissa Ford [03:22]: "Having the dick pill tolerance is... I've been on this for years."
Joe Budden [05:16]: "She's the best. That's why I wanted to hurry up and start before Flip got here."
Melissa Ford [56:27]: "It was kind of an amazing hip hop concert I’ve ever been to in my entire life."
Joe Budden [43:19]: "It's a deep conspiracy that’s beyond comprehension because there are so many layers to it."
This episode of The Joe Budden Podcast offers a blend of personal anecdotes, cultural commentary, and engaging discussions, making it a compelling listen for those interested in the intersection of personal life and broader societal issues.