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The thoughts, views, and opinions expressed by this podcast, as well as its hosts, offer entertainment purposes only. I repeat, it is not serious. It is not real. No one is exposing, revealing, indicting, or telling you anything about themselves. Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals who do not have your best interests at heart or our own. Enjoy the show. I never even knew that that thing had it off. That's the nest, right? That's a nest. You don't use off on a nest. Yeah, you don't. Yeah. Not supposed to do. Yeah, especially in the wintertime. Corey didn't have options in jail. They didn't have the jail nest. He trying to get it to feel like he was jail. Jail was the nest. Jail was the nest. Corey. Nigga, get some good central air, man. Into a chick. I haven't done 30 years in jail talks about this. I thought you did 25 years. I wish you might have liked that. But she's disappointed. That's why she left. Way Joe talks about you, it wasn't quite. I wish y' all stopped dating chicks that listen to the pod. Then they would have to worry about it. That's the easiest way for them. That's the easiest way I'm going to talk. My mind going to listen to it in my face. She listen to it at the party. I know. Y. I'm telling you, she's a lunatic. I turned around and heard it. I thought it was one of my people. I was so embarrassed. I thought it was some of my people doing it on the low. And I was like, okay, it's your people. No, you. We're gonna get to. Get to it. We gonna get to it. Don't you worry, buddy. Don't you worry. Yeah, it don't matter if she missed a whole week. She gonna catch up right in front of y'. All. Did we turn the air on, Po? Yeah, it's on. Go. All right, man. Hot as in here. Word. How y' all feeling? Feeling great. How are you? Good. Good. It's good to see you. Knee still up, but, you know, I maintain from squat. From squatting, Right. We on another episode, Joe. We on another episode. Freeze. What up, gang? My. My knee. How your knee got up? Lord, what you did? He tripped. Getting low. Squatting low. Getting low. Pass the grass, right? That's the grass. Who helped you up? You fell. She gave out on you. Yeah, she gave out in front of his girl trainer, too. What a. Who was spotting you. No, it wasn't. Oh, he don't got A girl trainer. He do got a girl trainer. Freezing. We already discussed. He's got a girl training. Yeah. Ish. Ish. You lost weight too, boy. I see you. He tried co I slap you. You lost weight. There you go. Something pod it flipped on. Threaten. Ish. Yo, come on, man. What's wrong? Hey, yo, stop it. I saw you, boy. You lost that ass hand. You looking good. What's wrong with you? Trying to get good for the 50. If I know that. Hey, honey, you don't got to leave me. I still got it. She ain't going to leave you. You got it. Right on. Right on. The not. You do like you lost weight, though, since the last look good, bro. Yo, shut your dumb ass. Is it the sweater or you wear like a girdle on the. What are you doing? They got spanks on if you got it. That's. That is faja. You're a genius. Word is born. He's trying to scale his business. That's that ish.5 for males and females. And then you start visiting recovery houses like it's invest fest. Oh, hey. I just walked in here and make sure everything is good. Serenity. Oh, man. All right. Good times, good times. We got a fun board. We do. Yeah, we do. That board looks like full of sometimes the topic. Gods bless you, man. Yeah, yeah. Nothing serious up there. It's all. And I'm with it. Absolutely, I'm with it. So with no further ado. Energy, the wisdom sense of a rich man. Knowledge and the rhythm. This is what I'm using to come up with a style. So I'll interact all together better with the crowd. Little bit better than my competitor. You should never underestimate the fashion. I hope for the same for the uncle. Yeah, me. Always for the ladies. Always for the ladies. Knowledge and the talent that my mother had born. Now what is that, Dre? Yeah. I mean, that's how I'm feeling right now. So glad you could be here with us today, All you commercialized ass. And we on this laid back track and we doing this academy move. So what you gonna do, Dre? Kick it so on let the shit flow on Because I need something to go off on the tre serving a death wish so I'll get you like this early in the morning. Come on, man. I got 44 ways of getting paid sitting in my lap as I roll up to comp blocks this group up red I heard shots 1, 2, 3. Then I seen a hopping the fence and it was red on the trigger he got in the bins and Said Dre, I was speaking to you. Big Jersey. Big Jersey, what up? So we got ghosts before cd Yo h some focus. I get paid paid in a hurry. See I got a habit if I got paid early I start taking making matter where you listening from? I always in the song. Happy Thanksgiving out there. With a tech 9 trying to take mine. You want to make noise, make noise. I make a phone call my coming like the God with the head Start off I'm Dre So listen to the play by play day by day rolling in my phone with 16 switches and got sound for the all the riches Got the hollow points for the snitches. Yeah, we got such a great show lined up for y' all today. I'm still happy to be here from the CPT on the robin spree a straight G hop back cause I pop my top your trip I let my hollow voice come Mr. Pop, pop, pop yeah. Cause if it don't stop I have to put my in reverse, Go back and take another spot. Cause I'm rolling in my ego with all the saying, hey, hell yeah. All right, man. I'm at ready to rock. Best broadcast in the world. So happy y' all could be here with us today. Hell y. Microphone check, 1, 2. What is it? Let's keep this applause going real quick. Who is that? And Big Flip in the building. Microphone check, 1, 2. Happy holidays to everybody out there. So happy you could be here with us today. What episode is this? 881. Welcome to episode 881 of the JBP. Brought to you by few, by power, by prize picks. Prize picks, gang. Yeah. I'm your humble gracious. Really happy to be here. Host here with the best crew in the world. To my right, you know the vibes. Queens get the money. Queens Flip is in the building next to him. Our good brother Dark Lamont Hill is in the building next to him. Big ish, Mr. Thousand Doors and Up is in the building next to him. The freeziest of them all. Big freezes in the building. Tried to catch it with the Scully Jersey and air Maxes. I see him. I see him right there next to him. Huh? King of Elmyra. Big Parks is in the building. Poe is in the building. Corey's in the building. Erickson is here. Tanner and Savon we're going to get to later Saon. Unfortunately. Unfortunately for me. But we got it. We got it. We start. The gig is the gig. It hurts. It does. It hurts when you got to play it, when you got to queue it up for somebody you love, man. Last but not least, certainly each and every one of you guys out there are here. How's everybody doing? What's poppin? Feeling great. Everything good. Good to see all of y'. All. Yeah, happy to be back. Good, good, good, good, good. Good to see you chilling, man. You know, been in Chinatown for a little bit. Nobody has. Nobody asked you nothing about where you been, what you was doing. But I see. I know you watching the numbers is up, so I know you would watch when the numbers is up. Even if it's low, you'll watch it. What are you talking about? I watch with. With a view. I watch with 600 views. I mean, it works. It feels good to be outside. Thank you. And we was. Well, hold up, hold up, hold up. Because don't do that. We was just mad friendly too. We was just vibing, happy to see each other, loving on each other. As soon as the mic got on you, I. I came here to work. Came and get straight to work. You know what I'm saying? You gotta count on your boy. Well, good, good, good. I appreciate that. How y' all feeling? What's up? Feeling great, man. Good, man. I'd ask how everyone's weekend was, but we spent a lot of it together and we're gonna get to that. But I guess ish. How was your weekend? I called that too. I checked. I text you, see where you was at. Me? Stop lying. He was. He was home. I text you. Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, you did, you did. You look tired. You been outside? Nah, working like crazy. I ain't go to bed till like 4 o'. Clock. You doing the work yourself, right? To. To lose the weight. Yeah. Pablo, give me that. Let me hold the sheet, rock up and show you how it done. Trying to show up in front of Pablo. I hate like that idiot, bro. I do it myself. One of them. You do it yourself, ass. It was good. You was good. Yeah. Okay. Get some rest, man. Well, we're starting with Mark. Yeah. Yeah. Thank y'. All. I don't. I don't quite know where exactly to start. Well, just let me say thank y'. All. We had a thank you, actually. No, yeah, thank you. Thank you, my brother. I had. We're gonna start with love. Thank you. I had a friendsgiving this weekend, invited everybody through and we had a good time. And n came. Inviting people is one thing. That's just like some courtesy. We being nice came. I was very happy to see y'. All. Very, very sincerely happy to see y', all, man. I was already in Jersey And I had a family event to go to, so I was like, oh, this is perfect. I'll go right to Marks afterwards. Finished a little early at the event, so I'm like, if I time this out now, I'll get to Marx at 6. Which is when he said, it starts. I don't want to do that. I asked Mark, I said, yo, I know you said six. What time to show up? He was like, they're gonna really get there, like, seven, eight. I was like, say less. I'm not coming before. But you didn't get there at 7 or 8. I got there at 8. No, you didn't. Yes, I did. It might have been eight. I feel like I said seven. But you said at seven, eight. No, you stepped. Y' all stepped. We didn't step. Y' all stepped. It was like 8:45. It really was. No, it wasn't. No. With. No. We talking about all this because I said, yo, Ice makes an appearance outside. Y' all don't know outside ice. Yeah, yeah. Ice come in on some. Yeah. I mean, work. I show up at 10, 29, and 59 seconds. But outside Ice, because work Ice is by himself. That's a fact. Pass that buck. Shout out to missing. Peace. Shout out to Miss me. But anyway, so I hit the group chat early to Ice and Joe, like, what time y' all getting there? Because I don't want it to be me, Rem and Dr. Cornel west drinking wine, talking about the politics. But I got there, like, maybe 6:30. And it was. It was a packed house, man, full of beautiful people. Everyone was very kind and nice. The food was delicious. Amazing. Yeah. Yeah. Is that the end of your first assessment? Well, actually, let me backtrack a little bit, because I wanted to show up with something. So I went to one liquor store they didn't have. Went to another liquor store. It was closed. Went to the third liquor store, and it's a typical Jersey, like, hood liquor store. Yes. I was like, I. There's no way I can show up with a bottle of Hennessy at this party. I'm gonna be the only white person. This is gonna look absolutely horrible. Horrible. If I show up, It would have been for me. That's funny. Funny. Let the Hennessy be there already. Yeah, he can't bring the Hennessy. Park's coming in with the. So what did you go with? I thought it was one. Good job. Yeah. All right. And Henny or. No, no, no, no. Okay. I banked on maybe there might be some there. And it was. And there Was my plan was to stop at a liquor store because you say we had to bring none, but it said if you want to bring some wine and spirits, then you got to show up in a bottle or something. I think so. And Park. Parks is good at that. Like, he was raised right. Like, I'll forget. Me, too. And feel like I love the person so much that they know that I forgot, so I'll forget. And then when I put the address in, that shit was like. It was a little minute. You said. You was like, yo, this shit farther than I thought. This is further than I thought. And I knew Parks was there already. I went up in the cabin and seeing what I had up in there, man, I knew I had some fire in there. Gave, gave. Which you did. That was my game plan. Which you did. I'm a break. It was open already. No. You think so? You think so, right? I'm just asking. No, no, no, no, no, no. That's what I did. I went in the cabinet. I tried to. But I forgot. So, okay, I get to it. I get there. I'm ringing the bell, ding dong. Nice house, by the way. Beautiful house. Beautiful home. I thought it was pretty funny. The basketball hoop was set to, like, 5, 5, 5. Well, Mark wanted to get his shit off out there because Marcus, 5 foot 3. So I was like, it's perfect. It's perfect. It's perfect. Yeah. I'm ringing the bell, ding dong. Ringing the bell, ding dong. I hear people having a good time in there, but nobody's answering the door. Finally, somebody else. I forgot her name, but she was so sweet. She came behind was like, the door is probably open. I was like, I've never been here. I'm not just walking in somebody's. You do it. You do it. All right. So she walked in, we walked in, and, boy, when I tell y', all, where do I start here? You could just feel the education, yo. That's all I felt. That's all I felt when I walked in. This was the first time I ever went to a function. And all of the people in a packed house, nobody looked up to say hi or introduce themselves. Everybody was in the middle of a deep, philosophical, Albert Einstein, fix my shit. There we go. Albert Einstein type of talk. They didn't care who was coming in. They was trying to figure out the future of gravity and shit. For real. No, he's not. Yo, he's dead ass. Like, exact same thing happened to us on the walk in. Ringing the bell, ringing the bell. But nobody walked up. I'm Looking at shorty like, yo, damn, the door might be open, but I ain't doing that out here. It's loud in there. You can hear the music. But it was the music. That's what we heard. I'm like, yeah, all right. I just turned the knob. All right, it's open. Come on. All Mark's friends and family and all Mark's wife's friends and everybody that was there, look PhD down. Oh, for sure. We're gonna get. We're gonna get into the friend groups. PhD down. I tell you, I never rushed to find Parks so fast. I rushed in there and was like, where is Parks and Rem? We did the same shit. I walk in, I look to the right, and what you got, like a study or something over there? Yeah, his house is a study. It's two dudes over there look like they breaking down the theory of relative relativity. I'm like, oh, they were. I'm like, yo, we first thing. Where is Parks? I don't know. I'm about to text y', all, where are you? And you just happen to walk by. What I say to you? Where y' all at? Save us. So we find Parks, Parks at the table with the smart people. So now. So we walk over there, we made friends, but it's no cheers if you don't have a PhD. Yeah, I'm dead ass if you don't have your diploma on you, like a passport, some type of a college degree. Gotta prove it. Showing the gpa, you can't sit down. Pull the app up or something. So finally, one of my cool was like, yo, y'. All. Y' all want me to get up out, sit down, like, all right, cool. We're gonna go get some food. Food was amazing. It really was Chef's kiss to the food laid out all over the island. Anything you wanted to have. Deviled eggs was great. Everything in there, everything was good. Shout out to. It's all love. The Jersey people, Tiffany, Mac, they supplied the food, and they were dope. Nice. I got my plate. Well, my girl made my plate. She mad at me because the whole time. Well, she always mad at me. But before we get there, she like, yo, what do I wear? And I'm like, yo, it's friends given, like, regular shit. Who cares what you wear? And she get there and be like, oh, my God, I feel like they're gonna blame you no matter what. Oh, my God, I feel so outta place. Girl, go make the fucking plate, girl. Just the same. Everybody was, yeah, I don't know. She was Tripping. Yeah, I think she was tripping too. Oh, no, the girls do that. The girl's gonna trip. She gonna make the plate. She come back. So now I'm eating at the table at the seat where homie gave me a seat. But now I can look around also. Guy look around before. But I wanted to give you the tour back. Cause we couldn't those. So I took a tour myself. Park is walking around. I appreciate that. Gotta peek around, see what your man's up to. Oh, please, Please. I'm not. I wish you would have came. I wish you would have came for you. So when I started looking around, ish. I noticed the bookshelf in the living room is no tv. Yeah, ain't no tv. That's a dumb idiot box. In Mark house, the TV is idiot box. That's a fact. It's just a big bookshelf. Right. I start looking on the walls and paing the colors on the walls. Very nice decoration. Yeah. Like, the finest Muslim painters came over here. And red, green, it was tribal on the wall. The curtains had African symbolism on it. I said, oh, we made it back. I said, yo, we home. We did it. Marcus Garvey there. We home. Marcus Garvey. We had to sell to be black. Yo, yo, Mark, the whole house. Did y' all look at the bookshelves? Yes, yes, yes. I felt like on. I felt like I was in an episode of, like, African Fresh Prince. You know, when Will brought his Philly friends, they came over and to see how he was living. I felt like Mark had brought his ghetto friends in. We gonna get to that part, bro. We gonna get to that. All right. So cool. So the whole house, African, black down. Like, it is a very black house. So then I looked at the side, and I'm sitting next to Parks looking comfortable too. Next to. And I'm like, oh, you ain't black. This might be the second white person. I don't know how many white people have ever came. I don't know how many white people don't look like a white house. Like a white friendly house. It didn't look like that. It was cool. Everybody was cool. I'm just saying. I didn't even notice until I noticed. I noticed on the walk in. Yeah, this is a black ass house. This is. That's one of the black. We were going for black, black, black, black. No, that's one of the blackest houses I ever seen. I ain't gonna hold you, but it's on brand. Nice. It totally makes sense. It's Beautiful, beautiful. Thank you, thank you, thank you. So I made the mistake of asking, hey, do you have a deck of cards right off the rips? Kind of, too. I'm not gonna lie. You got right to spades. You got right to it. I didn't know what else to do. It wasn't a television. That's true. The TV was right behind you, by the way, in that other room in the. It wasn't on. The room where I wasn't allowed in. Yeah, yeah, you were allowed in. That was the secret meeting. You're talking about the VIP platform. Oh, that's what people. I pulled. I was like, I'm not welcome. You can't walk in. I'm not welcome. I was about to walk in here. The whole room looked at me like, boy, you better not be. You ain't got no diploma on you. Drop out of hell. Let me see your papers, nigga. Yeah, I didn't. Yeah, no, no, no, no. I wasn't walking in that room. But anyway, I mean, you can jump in here if you want. Nope, I got nothing. Okay. So Joe throws down the gauntlet. I was not expecting this. He said, you know, what up with a game of spades now? I was already looking to move away to the next room to kind of not have them heavy conversations, so. Heavy conversation. Oh, everybody was sure they weren't really having heavy conversations. Just looked like. Definitely looked like it. Look, just talking. Some of the people were like, just. Yeah, they weren't even that. Whatever, but. So Joe challenged me to a game of spades. So I ain't never looking away from a challenge. He said, I don't want to pull you away from your. Your people. I know you. You hosting. You know, you might have. I said, I did say that to him. I gave him an out. Yeah, I gave him out. Yo, you hosting. Might be busy. I don't want to pull you away from nothing you doing. The wife is here. Like, I don't want. Yeah. I mean, yeah, Yeah. I don't want to do that. He insists. I do insist, so. But you didn't have a partner, and I wasn't sure if my partner was. Clearly didn't need one. Yeah. And I wasn't sure if my partner was available. He was in the room, but he was tied up, talking. This is your partner. Partner. This is your normal. This is the person who I've been playing with for the last 10 years. Okay. I have thoughts. Yeah, George. Shout out to George. Shout out to George. I'm sorry, George, in advance for what's Gonna come your way. Great guy, smart guy. Really important lawyer. Housing lawyer in New York, you know, very important. Keeping poor people in their houses and shit. And he said, I'm down. Okay, so you had an advantage. Cause you got your normal partner. You would think I'm just painting the scenes for the face. Yes, absolutely. Absolutely, absolutely. Okay. Did you have your normal partner, Joe? No, me and Corey played. Okay. He played with Corey. I was trying to pull my other guy in, my man Justin. Cause he was the one who runs Uncle Bobby's. And he. Shout out to Justin, man. Justin's good. Shout out to Justin. Super cool. Super cool dude. And his wife. And he was. I was like, justin, great. Oh, yeah. His wife's cool, too. Keisha. So I was like, just, why don't you play with me? Because, you know, George is a little tied up. And he said, no, because if we lose, I'm gonna be content next week. Yeah, he was smart. Yeah. He was one of the smarter brothers in your house that day. Yeah, yeah. He's like, I don't want no parts of this. It hurt me how he thought the content would go. He was like, joe gonna come in? One of Mark's sucker ass friends tried to sit. But no, everybody was. He had the impersonation down. Yeah, yeah, he did. He was good. But we. So we start playing. We go to the basement. We go to the basement. What? Had to take y' all to the basement to play cards. Yeah. Oh, yeah. We'll get to all that later. You take that downstairs. He was very happy to have. Oh, the likes of us. No idea how it was to get to the basic. So I had nothing to do with the house in terms of deck. My wife is good with all that. Only room I have responsibility for is the man cave. Is the basement. Yeah. And beautiful basement. Yeah, for sure. But you see, it's very different than the rest of the house. Yes. It's got Philly sports, shit, pool table, all that kind of shit. So we down there, and I'm like, okay, God, I got my people. Now we can get this game on, man. My people is a little. Okay, Fair enough. Fair enough. Well, we went down there, we was getting up, A couple people came down. People who want to watch the spade game because they heard the shit talking. I'm talking shit. Actually, I think a lot of people came down. They did. Yeah, a lot of people came down. A lot of people came down. Lot of witnesses around this spade table. Y' all want to see a dead body? I mean, it's almost like they knew. It felt like they knew. Now, mind you, they're rooting for Joe. I was going to say they want to see Mark fail. They did. They absolutely. Part of it is because we usually win. And I talk a lot of shit, and I make people remember it for the rest of the year because we used to do it like New Year's, shit like that. So they absolutely were rooting for Joe. Antwon, we sit down. You should have been there. Yo, audience out there, listen to me. I told Mark that there's levels to playing spades. Oh, boy. I did for weeks. Months even. My dad came here, Just came here, gave him food, told him, this is not really what you want, son. Mark don't give a fuck. We sit down. Mark plays spades like he went to college. Mark plays spades like they had a cool nigga dorm room somewhere and that's where they learn how to play. I play spades with contracted killers from all over the world. Senior citizens. Niggas is 89. They don't remember nothing but cards. Or the niggas that went to jail. Yeah, the niggas that did 30 years. I play cards. I used to pull up two colleges just to play cards. Shout out to the niggas at Willie P. I, Babe. We used to do all of that. Mark and his partner sit down. The first thing his partner say is, are we playing blind? You look at him like he blind. You look at Mark like. And this is with who you choose to place your. I said, well. Cause that's. That's how people play. No. No, that's not how people play. No. So this is what Joe did. Joe says, what's the house rule? Rules. And every time we told him a house rule, he would go, no. 4 aces get 100 points. Ish. He said, do y' all play blinds? I said, no. He said, do you? And that was for y'. All. He said, do you play bags? I said, no, we play adult spades. He said, do we? Do y' all play nil? I said, no. I said, I don't even know what nil is. I said, do you do 10 books? 200? Like, what's going on? We get to the bottom of it. Finally we land on two sticks. Finally we land on again. I play for money. He played in fucking not devry. He went to some good school. Boston College. Boston College. It's a good school. It is a good school. It is a good school. Shout out to Boston College. Listen, I say, I play lock bids. Oh, God. Once you bid, whoever bid first you bid is down, we'll bid. Second is down. That's the end. It ain't a whole bunch of discussion. Mark and his partner said, well, we play once. You bid, you can go up. I. I'll play that way. Everybody in the room said that. Many, many people play that way. I played it before. I've never played that way. It's just not professional. I've never played that. I played with Nils, though. But because if you. Because if you're playing for money and one team bid first, they bid. Call. Call it a board. 5. The other team bid 6. Now the other team get to go back and change their bid. That's weird, audience. You don't bid them, you don't get them. You don't. Yeah, you don't have to. Part of playing spades is how you bid your hand, how you count your books. It ain't now I get to. But cool. We played in Mark way, so every time they could go up, they was going up. I'm gonna try to keep this very. We did it one time. We did it one time. Y' all did it every time. Y' all did it every time, you fucking bums. But it's fine. But it's fine. We deal out the car. First hand bit itself. Yeah, some more kindergarten shit. But cool. I'm down to do it. That was Cory's idea. No, he asked. He asked, you introduced. You said, do first hand bit itself. We said, yeah, y' all would say, yeah, but it's cool. First hand bit itself. I was honoring you. In the hand that bit itself. They got eight. He the bum. They get like, he getting spades. Whole handful of spades. The first five hand, six hand. Boy, when they start collecting the first hand bit of self books, he was talking mad shit. And I'm like, yo, Mark, I never. It's the first hand of the first game, and you didn't even bid it. I seen this type before. There's no strategy there. I know this nigga. There's always a strategy. I've seen this type of. This specific type of bum. It was a bad strategy. This specific type of bum I've seen. I met this bum before. So I'm saying, so we letting it go. Our first four bids. Board board five. Five to push it. These niggas is dancing around, yo, you won't take a seven, yo, you want what you want to do? You want to do all the board. He was two hands away from winning. Did you win? No, no, I'm just saying. So I'm Saying, because I've done this a lot. I say to him, I love Mark. I say to him, I was one of them, yo, and I ain't gonna keep y' all long. I say to him, him, dog, the second that this seat does something different than it's doing with these ends, curtains, this is not gonna go good. Cuz, y' all not good. We set y'. All. They not good. That's not true. They not. They not, George. They not good at all. Bad. Bad. Like, as bad as I thought he would be, is how bad they are. Sure enough, as God would have it, they come a seven somewhere around the six. Yo, I'm talking. Mark is the type of bum. The seven of spades was walking. Like they just stupid. Shit is happening now on the board. Cause niggas is bums. The seven of spades was walking. Yes, yes, horrible. But anyway, it don't matter. They stuck. As soon as I get in, they stuck. We lost. And now we commence for the rest of the night. Cause when you play bad, you get bad hands. And the cards changed and their fate changed, and it was bad. All of his friends, cousins, aunts, the barber, everybody he knew behind him cheering for us. It got to the point they were celebrating even making their bid. That's what we knew. It was bad. Yeah, it was bad. When I walked in, y' all was already playing. But in that game where y' all jumped up and y' all slapping fives, y'. All. Yeah, yeah. What I told y', all, I said, what happened? Y' all won. And Joe was like, no, we got six. But we pulled a rabbit out of a hat. We wasn't supposed to get it, and we got it. But y' all lost that game. No, no, I'm just telling you, I was celebrating. I just made the book. Y' all had 11, so you got seven. That's not what happens, see? So on one specific hand, and then I'm shutting up, we bid first. I got all the heat. Corey said he got one in the pot, we'll go eight. They already got a stick or some funny going on. We go eight. His partner George, feeling himself. Give us the five. Mind you, I told him I had one. I told him I had one. He has one. He said he takes the five. I stop it because I love Mark. He's been such a great addition to this podcast. I stop it. I say, yo, just so you know, where I'm from, that is a sign of disrespect. You brought the score? The scorecard? Yes, I said Where I'm from, that is a sign of disrespect. If I go eight, just take the board. Five means you think I'm stuck and you lack respect for me as a spades player. But male pride, male ego. George was tipsy by then. He puts the five down. I might have made 11 books. I think, like, that's how bad they play. Oh, yeah, I might have made like 11. I think it was 11. I think it was. It was something absolutely ridiculous. Then they left, never to be seen or heard from again. And I'm only telling this long, exaggerated story to let the audience know. So Mark and Spade's discussions officially done. I disagree. Officially over. Because it's okay, brother, you brilliant. I want to hear. Let me say this. You are a brilliant brother. You speak all over the world like, you got a good life, you got a beautiful home. We, first of all, you don't need to be good at. You bad at shit. I'm bad at. There's something that you bad at, space is I'm not bad at spades. We lost. We got outplayed. We did get outplayed. I ain't gonna deny that. We lost because we got. Well, I ain't gonna. You know, I'm not gonna do that. I told. We said over the weekend. I said I was gonna throw George under the bus. Yeah, you can't be that guy. I'm not gonna throw Georgia. No. I in team. All I'm gonna say, don't lose. You lose. We overbid and we shouldn't. And you only play two. We all played two sets and you're done. Yeah. Two, six. I'm telling y', all, he played three. But it's cool. Like, see, even that. You hear him. Who played 500? We played 300. Even that, you hear him. He play like a real third grade space. Three sticks, 500. We ain't got time. Niggas got necks and n got money. And that's two sticks, 350. And I'm good with that. What he's leaving out is they got stuck, too. We were up most of the game, then we got set, then they got set. And then whoever got set next was going to win the game. Nobody made it to 350. Yeah, I'm saying. And we made a bad play. We lost. You would think they was whooping our ass the whole game. Which isn't what happened now. The second game. No, no. The second game was a molly whopping. The first game, they bumped heads on jokers. Yeah, he one of them. They don't even want to play the spade. They want to hold him to the end. They hold him to the end. As soon as I said, I don't have no hands, boy. When the hands start changing, oh, these niggas want to hold Bow. Let's have fun. Let's go, you bitch ass niggas. I hate these niggas. I'm going let him tell this story away because he won. I'm going let you tell the story that way because you won. Good game, though. Y' all won. But I would like a rematch and a new partner. You said that's your T. That's your partner, though. So no disrespect to George. A. Here comes the disrespect. Don't do George like that. He fold. He got a little nervous under the lights. No, don't do that. In 10 years. Listen to me. In 10 years, he has. We have. We have never. I ain't. We rarely get set. You made him go from four to five. I saw that one. Yeah, and that happened twice. I've never seen that happen. I told you. I was like, that's a sign of a bad player. Yeah, it is. If you can let the other team, bro. If you can't count, and that's why you're not supposed to go up, count your books based on what you see in your hand. Exactly. Agree. You and your partner agree. But then what happened was, we said. I said, I ain't got nothing. I got one, right? Yo go bored. Let me finish the sentence. I said, let's go bored. Amateur talk. He says to the ball, he says to him, if you call it, if you go five, I'm taking it as disrespect. So now. Now he got it. No, he got it. He's like, now I gotta go five. Or you can make the books that are in your hand. I'm with you. Like I said, I'm with you. That's my point. But the said he got 11 anyway, so y' all shot regardless. They didn't play well. I only had one book. I had no control over it. But even if y' all went bored, y' all would have still lost. Maybe. I think. I think we. But maybe hit the group, chat about it anyway. It's cool. Yo, if you listening at home, I'm telling you once again, like I told this brilliant nigga, I'm like that. Damn. I'm like that. Like, Reddit pulled up the trophies for this bum ass. Brilliant nigga. He seemed it. My dad came. If any one Of y' all want to yo. Fly up, lock in. I mean, get you a Amtrak ticket and have some money with you, man. Be ready to lock in least three, four hours. I'm really this. I'm really that. Next game for money. No, Mark, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not doing that to you. I will not do that. We're not playing for millions. Next game for money. Mark, please. No, please. I'm telling you. Next game for money. You left that thinking that you would fare better on another outing. I feel very confident. Maybe we'll find out. Me and Cory, we'll find out. All right. We'll find out. My dad would love to hear that. Yeah. And you do got enough money. You live in a nice little neighborhood. There's nice over there. I do got a nice little. You can. Yeah, you got a couple dollars part to the group chat like, yo, this Hollywood Hills. I didn't even know they had a Hollywood Hills like Hollywood. There's no lights or nothing up there. I'm like, oh, it is a hill. Yeah. I told you. I went outside to get something from the car. I heard the neighbors start locking their doors. Oh, no. I'm gonna get to the neighbors when we left. So in the basement after the spade game, all Mark friends eventually go back to having a great time. And Mark's friends giving upstairs. Yeah. And it's just me and my girl and Parks and his wife and Ice and his girl. And we just down there. And I asked these people, I say, yo, no, no, no. Ice started saying, hey, remember when Mark said that there would be three? Or was it either saying no? Joe said, yo. Marco said, three. No. What friend groups did Mark say was gonna be here? That's what he said. Yeah. And I said, Mark said, where the other ones at? Mark said, I'm like, Mark said. He said his wife's friends were all cool and they could float back and forth. He said he had three groups of friends. He had the smart nerd, educated ones, academic. He had the cool kids, and then he had the hood. Yeah. And we sat there for a second and looked around and was like, oh, shit. He talk about us. We the hood. It started off with y' all figur trying to figure out where the hood was. Where's the hood at? We ain't seen no hood. Oh. We was like, where the hood at? And then we was like, Glad to see y' all only about to have two groups of friends here. Hey, Yo, recipes X. Anyway, yeah, it was us. It was us. Yeah, we sitting down There with the, you know, the party favors and. Yeah, had some edibles. Yes. I want to make sure y' all felt at home. No, no, not. I mean, everybody. Not just y'. All. Everybody. That was crazy. Know what else I noticed? Here's some. Some blunts, yo. Now, now they notice a little more liquor. The liquor cart. Liquor party, anyone? They got wave caps in the COVID and heavy over there. Guys, the liquor cart in the back had, what, Sok Hennessy? Well, none of that upstairs. It was a little different. That's my. That's. That's the. I drink. Y' all know me. Y' all be clowning me. But for drinking hood liquor forever, that's literally what's in the basement for me. So that's what I had. So I wanted to share with y', all. So I brought down the edibles and the. In the. In the. In the vodka and all of that stuff. Hilarious, bro. Yeah, it dipped. Hold on. I'm done with Mark. Mark's friends give him. But Mark had one friend in there he was playing pool with. Shout out to him. I don't know anybody's name. I thought he was an actor, but. Oh, he. He did come up to me like, yo, man, I was locked up with your dad. Oh, a lot of people, man. All my. Say this. MDC and four dicks, man. My dad, I gotta. I gotta write. My man Samson. Yeah, good people, man. Yeah. Came out of prison, started a production company, shoot stuff. Real dope. Dude, that's amazing. Yeah, I know him from somewhere. He's cool. Yeah, he's a cool dude. Yeah, you're a bum, Mark. So, look, so now we all leave together and we get outside. Oh, yeah, I forgot about this part. Go ahead. And as we leaving, we look at everybody's faces, and it looked like they all was like, they're gone. All right. They're finally leaving. All right, now we can have some fun. Put the classical music on. Oh, the music. It was what was playing downstairs. Bone Crusher. Oh, facts. Yeah, yeah. Upstairs. Smooth R B. Yeah, That was crazy. We go walking, see the neighbors coming out now, acting like he going to the car. He just looking. I was like, oh, yeah, we got it. Yeah. We're outside yelling about the strip club, and, oh, man, the neighbors just happen to be taking out their garbage. I see what this is. Everybody loved y', all, man. Everybody was a good time. Everybody fans of the show. I think, if anything, people try to stay out your way to not. People go out of their way to not be extra. You know what I mean, and not everyone was super cool, man. We joking. I had a blast. Everybody was cool. I had a great time with y', all, man. I wish I could have followed y'. All. My wife and I wish we could have followed y' all up, up to the next spot, but we had to, you know, host and do all that stuff, man. What time did anybody leave? About midnight. Oh, that wasn't that bad. You could have made it. You could have made it. Yeah, but you know how it is when you're shutting stuff down. By then we. The edibles had kicked in, and we was. We was all trying to figure out how to get off the hill. I was high as shit in that strip club, feeling mad awkward with ass all over it. Oh, shit. Ish. Where was you at? Yeah, Ish. I worked, actually. I was working late. Corby was on his way there. I was at Home Depot talking to Corey for like an hour. And then I just. I was home at work, man. You can't just go to Home Depot and get your stuff and get out of there, right? He got a lally gag. Work for a living. I can't Saturday night at Home Depot. I work, nigga. I hit this up too, yo. You went over there. That Home Depot line is like the studio line. You still to be now they switch it up at Home Depot. They don't have a line. Yeah, I got to make a quick run. That's crazy. Yeah, they got a session. They deported the whole line. Yeah, it's a self. It's a self check. 24 hours. N. Any more? No, no, that was my breaking news. You're out. I gotta go. I got breaking news. Breaking news. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was my out. Story just broke. Yeah, you tell people, girl, I got breaking news. All right. We got a board full of breaking news. All this is breaking news. All of it is hilarious. Oh, wait, Thanksgiving. Yeah, Thanksgiving. About that time tomorrow. This is crazy that crept up is y' all restore it? Yeah, she at A and P or somewhere. Shop. Right. Hey, my baby food emporium or something. Getting it ready. I feel bad for her because every time she go out get all the come back and say, all right, all right. I got 52 turkey wings. Is that enough? The nigga in me? No, no, I'm sorry. You need more Just Now I got 32 bushels of collard greens. You think that's gonna be enough? I'm sorry, baby. Probably not. I don't think so. It's a lot of people you're cooking for. I want Leftovers for the next five days. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's really what it be. I need enough for the leftovers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Her kids is coming and shit. It's like, all right. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You doing the full family. Oh, that's a big one. Full integrated Thanksgiving. How does that feel? It. I mean, it feels good, right? That's my answer. Yesterday my dad calls. Two days ago, my dad calls sounding stressed, and he's like, joey, what's going on for Thanksgiving? Because Jimmy, my sister, is talking about all these fucking plans because Jimmy is 12 or 11. I have old sisters are. And her daughter is 10, but a big 10, so she looked 12. So these are talking to each other. Oh, they. They making their own shit. They making plans. None of the adults know. So my dad is stressed. I go ask my girl. She starts sounding stressed. I'm like, yeah, they been talking. They want to see Wicked. I'm like, y' all all Wicked. I went get the out. I went and saw that last night. Second one is not as good. Yeah, I seen them both. Yeah, second one's not as good. Yeah, so, I mean, it feels good, but I'll find out for sure when everyone gets here. Got you. Yeah, I don't. I don't know yet. Ask the kids. You. You get the players from them. They'll let you know what's up, my girl. Know what? Just, you know, get the Broadway tickets. You got to connect. That's a good idea. Friday, for real? Okay. Okay. Take like, 10. 10 to the Broadway show. No, because everybody not gonna go. Just. Yeah. Wifey, the kids. No, that's who going. Who won't be there going. I'll be home looking at Drew Bledsoe highlights. Look at it. Some old football games out of here. What are you guys plans for Thanksgiving? What are y' all doing? I'm hosting. I'm hosting. Rem's family's coming through, so. Okay, nice. I'm cooking. I'm cooking, I'm cooking. All right. Yeah, you cook a turkey? Yeah. Hell, yeah. That shit's already started. Oh, yeah. Nice, nice. I just got the call, you know, in part spare time. He think he homeboy. And the backyard of South Carolina with the drum. Yeah, that's with the leather shoes. You think you emerald have you had a big house? That's all you missing. Yeah. Yo, dog, I'm not going to lie. That's one thing about Mark's party, I was like, man, the suburbs might not be bad. Suburbs might not be bad. I. I was sold. How Many years. I told them, like, I resisted it for 10 years. Years. I love living in New York. Five minutes away from the strip club. It's pretty nice, Jersey. Got some. They do, they do. You might like them, too. Right in the back of Home Depot. I'm sorry. By the P.O. box. Exactly. P.O. stand for something else. I want to play from your. Oh, man. Yeah, I'll break some leftovers. All right. You going to your one of your girl's friend's house. That's what I'm saying. No, I just got. My mom just called me two days ago and said, all right, we cooking. Oh, what? So, yeah, it's just me and my girl. Like, the kids is gone. So we going. We running around now. Oh, dope. Because, you know, house hopping. Yeah. You know who made mom's cook? Who lost me, you know, came home playing with me. Yeah, you'll think about it. Tell you off here. Tell me over here. I'll tell you off here. It's what you got going on. Oh, going to my girl mother crib. Chicken pot pies. Boy, let me get. Let me get a strawberry turkey pot pie. Don't you turkey. That is it too. I know it is. That is it. You leave me hanging on air. I know what I'm saying. What the fuck you talking about? I thought you know some game, homeboy. No, that's it. Of course that's it. And now they all like, yeah, we got to make something happen. Yeah, you got to do it big. Yep, yep. Good morning. My grandmother came home. That's right. And make some noise for that. Make some noise for ice. Grandma coming home. She came home, putting her sister to work. That's right. Putting her sister to work. All right, so now what's going on? How, how, how these shepherd popeyes getting done? What's going on? Shepher pies. What you doing? What do you do for anything? Going to my girl mother crib. Do you eat turkey? Some type of turkey. Some type of turkey. Porrid. Turkey, boy. Casserole. Casserole. What you eating? Give it up. Give up the goods. Do you fish just like, yo, are you there all night or you going. You're moving around. Nah, I just go there. Put the turkey pie. Turkey pie and sweet potato pie over the branzino. Oh, I. We good then. Oh, that's right. Turkey, fish. It's gonna be at this grandma's house. Cool. Mark, what you doing? Ooh, graham crackers over the banana pudding. Some wild white shit. I don't know. Raisins. Raisins. All the raisins, walnuts, raisins in the turkey. Oh, it's stuffed the turkey with gifts. I've been having. My mom and I need to invite her though. But my mom, I forgot. Like, you know, you just. In my mind she's. She's coming. But like that's a whole arrangement I gotta get from Philly and she's blind, so I gotta get some. Somebody to come with her. Why the. Yo, why the fuck yo, nigga, you crazy? It's his mother, man. But anytime he say it's the way he do it, I know he do that shit on purpose. Why you fucking disrespectful, man? What your brother gonna say? I'm telling native land. They it was. It's my mother in law, my mother and then me, me and my wife and my son. That's it. Shout out to the fucking. The. I don't know the word for what they call, you know, the people that have been taking care of our aunts and our moms and shout out to the caretakers out there, you know they coming. They family too. Yeah, They've been watching out for. I'm Gladys for the last 40 years coming. I'm glad it's still kicking. Take care of us, right? Especially around holiday time. If it wasn't for the caretaker, our Gladys be done fell down. If the one. Then let Aunt Gladys know. Who the you are. This your nephew? This your nephew right here now? Yeah. Oh, that's hilarious. We ain't. Man. I know y' all do like Christmas trees. Y' all gonna grab trees after. I'm going to storage to get the tree. Oh, you do a plastic tree? Yes, I'm gonna get me a tree. You do trees? No, no, I say y' all. My wife. I mean my wife does do trees, but you know what I mean. I know, that's why I asked. Yeah, that's what I said, y'. All. But like my black tree, black ass tree, upside down tree. Oh my God. Just hanging black soap off that. That's the star of Black, Black, Red and Green. That's funny. Motherland. I don't know. I'm gonna get a Christmas tree. You should though. She looking at all these motherfuckin 13 foot fake trees where somebody gotta go up the stairs to put the top on the tree, the whole tree. She talking about when motherfuckers be home bored like they. She talking about the white people when they build the house. They have a closet where they just push the tree back and then they pull it back out when it's time for Christmas again. I said, that's cool. But let me ask you a question. Do you. You think I'm building a Christmas tree closet? Let's just start with am I white? You got the money? There you go. Start with that. You got the money? Like, let's talk about it for real. Like, is that what you think is happening? Yeah, I got in trouble, right? Because you're only building your house. All right, so now you get in the Christmas tree closet, Right? Oh, man. Anyway. I don't know. They got some fire fake trees, though. I get the real one. No, some of them shit's cost, too. I'll spray a little pine soil perfume. I mean, it wasn't just pine perfume. Although I do. They got the bottom now. Yeah. Little sticks you just put on the kids, like the real ones. Last year I went to the forest and cut one, right? Yeah, yeah. The kids like, whatever got gifts under it. They don't care. Went to the forest and cut the tree? Yeah. With the bow saw. Is it cheaper doing that? Why. Why would somebody want to do that? That. Yeah. It's experience. Okay. It's like the pumpkin patch. But, yeah, we don't. I don't really get. I don't understand halfway we going right there. Go get the pumpkins. Okay. Go ahead. All right, well, happy holidays to everybody out there, man. Hopefully be at home. My wife asked you this. I got mad at my wife. Watch your mouth. Your wife asked you, what are you doing? Your wife. I got mad. I got on the phone. Your wife said, what are you doing for Thanksgiving? My wife told me, yo, dead ass. Yo, I thought that was this disrespectful. I got mad, you gonna be home for Thanksgiving? I said, what type of you think I am? You listen to the part again. Did I take away your subscription? Yeah. Did I shut off your apple? Yeah, I'mma be home. You know, my family's in New York, so I go to my family and go check my family. But I'mma be home. I told him, invite my mom and everybody over. Which family? My mom, my grandmother, my family, my aunt. You did all the flip the network. Family. Family. No, please. Have a couple little flip. Hey, I made it to your crib. Christmas surprise. Are y' all crazy? Y fam. To the. This is bugging. Yeah. What? P.O. box Master. I know. What the is wrong with you, man? Let me slide. The queen's family. Nah. Oh, my Lord. Yeah. Make a trick. Queens family. Baltimore family. Jersey family. Atlanta family. Yo, I might stop at your too. You're more than welcome. Thank you, bro. Have a play for me, man. Hey, y'. All. He got a. He got a. He got a pack of turkey. I looked in there. I almost took some of that home. The forgot. You know, when get money, they just forget around. I took some of that home. You got a pack of turkey in there, like four. No, you're more than welcome. I got her cooking for 300, man. You know it'll be more than enough. Do you believe in doing like. I know you're your father. Your father has his family. Mom do what you do. He almost smacked the shit out of me the other day. So what you doing for Thanksgiving, man? Jimmy said your mother said you have food over there. I said, you're more than welcome. He said, who the you talking to? Who the is more than welcome? You say that to me again. Oh, my God. So you like bringing everybody together? Like, is that a thing? Like, my mom gonna go do her own thing. She gonna go do her own thing. She was originally supposed to be out of town, but that was during the tsa, so she canceled that. But she'll be at her friend's house. My dad and the kids, My brothers will come up. My sister will be there, my baby, her kids, Keno, Edith. I'm sure Corey will come get a turkey wing. Yeah, I'm pulling up Corey's 100. I might pull up. Up. We run. We ain't got no kids, so we just run. This is the first time we just. Yeah, I feel like free. Free. Say you got no kids. Yo, you free. You love me so much. No, when I say I got no kids, I mean, I'm going outside. Almost nutted on himself. He said, yo, wrong. You know, my kid, I love him, but God damn. Oh, he going. He going to be there, right? You ain't going to be there. That's. I might slip out. I might just. I'll be right back. Can't leave little mocking with grandma. Grandma, yo. Yeah, they. She gets on their nerves fast. What time is your bedtime? I mom, it's noon. Let them play, my man. I feel like part of the only reason we could leave this. I feel like part of the only reason my girl's even up here cooking. She said some. She was like, yeah, I'll come up and cook. I mean, last Thanksgiving, you wasn't doing. You just ran around and got. Got plates from houses, and I was like, that's the bag. That's fly. Yeah, I love doing that. Me too. Yo, when you just home in the house, by yourself. Then you get up at around 3, 4, and start making rounds. Make them rounds. It's a good feeling. You just go in there. You don't have to be there too long. You go in there. What's the rules on that? And some houses make some better than others. I got turkey from you. I got stuffing from you. I got hats from you. It's lit for the next five days. Yep, but she ate it. How long you gotta stay to get a plate? Since. Because apparently I do plates wrong, according to y'. All. Nah, you don't have to say that. Long story. You have to stay. If people know that you're coming, they put a plate aside. And you know what I mean? Like, yeah, Caribbean households do that. Are you coming? All right. I got something on the side for you. And like that. You just go there. Hey, what up, y'? All? In the hood, some families are only expecting you to come for the plate. Yep. Like, you've been doing this for 10 years. We know your family. Some people don't have family. It's like I used to go to Shout out to Kenita and her mom in Jersey City every year. It was like a ritual. I pop right up, get a plate, talk for a few minutes, and get out of there. I respect that. My baby mom. The first one. Yeah, the first one said she got a plate for me. I'm getting it. You gonna eat it? Welcome. Y' all good? Y' all good? I better eat it. That nigga don't like that. I got a plate for you. Shut the up, G. Me a plate at. Yeah, we got one day we got to talk about it. Your kid be scared as hell if you start cracking mom again. Oh, that's just me. You're right. All right, forget it. There is a conversation to be had about that, but all right, now people gonna have it. Not on holiday weekend. Holiday weekend. All right, what else? What else? What else? Get me out of here. Save me for myself. Let me congratulate you. You made the Route 100. The Roots. Is that the. That you was. That's. Well, that's not how this goes. Last week, when me and Mona was popping our. Yeah, her about the comedy list. Me about. I make so many lists I don't even remember anymore. But whatever list I made, Mark stunted and was like, well, I made the route 100 best. 100. Best black people ever invented since BC, since before Christ. We was like, oh, shit. All right, nigga, you ain't had to do all that. And toward the end of the episode, I was like, well, Mark, is there anybody else did you want to shout out that made the root 100. He brushed over it. There was nobody. He shouted out. Nobody worth mentioning before I get home. And to my surprise, ass. Guess who else made the Route 100? Oh, you guess it. Me, Mark. I didn't know. Mark is a hate ass man. Come on. Mark is a hater. I didn't even read the list a how you knew you was on it? Cuz they sent you an email like asking you to come to the gala. And so I just respond, rsvp, Are you going to the gala? Oh, I got email. Yeah, you going to the gala? Where that's in promotions. You know they'd be splitting the email, right? Sometimes a good email hit that promotion. This you up, you gotta go. Look, I turned that back. I want all I would go to the Route 100. It's actually kind of dope. It's in New York. It's. And I'm going to trying to go to Martha's Vineyard for the black people weekend. They do. You should definitely come. Are you going this week? Yeah. I mean this week, this year. Yeah. Oh, we. There's. Hey, let's do it. Yeah. Don't try to not be seen with me. I'll introduce y' all to the people. To what people? People on the first floor. We the hood. The rest of them already there. Basement, first floor. There's definitely a lot of. Definitely a lot of vineyard people upstairs. That's a shame. That is a damn shame. Yeah, we done. Yeah, we the hood. It's all right. Nah, it's cool. I have fun with the hood. Yeah, me too. Yep. Yeah. Just gotta know where you at. You don't know what that is. Freeze. You don't know. You know that, Angel. Yes, I know what that is. I'm great at this game. My girl tried to do this on the Instagram the other day. They play one second of a song and you got a big ass. I knew all them, so. No, you don't. Joe. Don't act like next week when I come, you play a song for one second, I'm gonna. You're not gonna get all the songs for one second, Joe. Depending on what the song, I know a lot of songs. Depending on the genre, I know a lot of songs. Next week, I'm coming with a record this next week. So we'll do it. We'll do it. All right, it's time for my favorite part of the show, Prize picks. All right. This episode is brought to you by Prize Picks Listen, you and I make decisions every day, but on prize picks being right can get you paid. So don't miss out on any of the excitement this sports season. On prize picks Whether you're a football fan, a basketball fan or a fan of both, such as myself, it always feels good to be right. Prize picks is really easy to play. All you have to do is select two or more players, look at their projected stat line and pick more or less for your chance to win big. Prize picks also now offers stacks meaning you can pick the same player up to three times in the same exact lineup. Want to pick more on Steph Curry's points, three pointers and assists? Now you can pick all of them in the same lineup only on prize picks and the Joann ish picks of the week. We are going with Josh Allen for more than 232 and a half passing yards. Okay. CD Lamb for more than 74 receiving yards. Xavier Worthy for more than 36 and a half receiving yards. Shador says go. Is Shador Sanders for more than 167 passing yards. Aman Ross St. Brown. He's doing whatever he wants out there for more than 77 receiving yards. And Jackson dart is he playing this week? He also does whatever he wants for more than 25 and a half rushing yards. That's a good take. Let me put a little something on top of that. Jackson, Smith and Zig Jigba him from the Seahawks. Whatever you want to do that day. Whatever you want to do. Jonathan Taylor didn't have a Jonathan Taylor week last week so I'm going JT to bounce back whatever he feels like doing. Also because I'm on the Chiefs bandwagon now. Give me a Kareem Hunt touchdown anytime. And that is it. Don't forget if you download the app right this very second and use promo code JB, you get $50 instantly when you play your first $5 lineup. Only on prize picks where it's good to be right. Speaking of Shador, good pick. Ish yeah Mark will ISO on you. Shador Sanders had his first start of the season the other day. Got the W as coach during the game winning speech. Shit it all over him. Didn't give him the confidence and encouragement needed to go forward. Mark, how you feeling? You've been on the Shador hate train. That's what everybody says. I'm not on the Shador hate train. I am a Shador fan. Anybody that got a black dad that kicked ass in sports. You against that shit? Not at all. I was rooting for him. The only thing I said was in the preseason when everybody was saying, see, he proved the haters wrong with that one half of preseason football. I just said, it's too early to make good or bad projections about somebody. I think, let the season play out, see how they play. But I'm rooting for him. I want him to do well. And he broke the streak of Browns quarterbacks that lose their first game, so. Oh, shit. Going back to 1999, I think. Oh, wow. Yeah. So he did that, and it's big. I was watching his post game speech, and now they're mad at him for his post game speech, that shit. So. Yeah, for having confidence. Yeah. Cause he was like magic. He said, that's just what, a week of practice. Imagine what would have happened if I had the whole preseason. It's kind of dangerous. And people felt like, wait, be humble. Let it play out. I hate that. Humble. You always want niggas to be humble. Fuck that. You know, my thing is, you could talk big shit as long as you're willing to back it up and as long as you're willing to be accountable when you lose. I ain't mad at him for it. Talk crazy. Do whatever you want. Muhammad Ali did it. His dad did it, and his dad did it. As soon as he came into the league. He didn't wait until he was, you know, the legend to do it. So go ahead. You can talk shit when Miles Garrett is your teammate and he's saying, yo, that was an amazing throw. It's only a handful of quarterbacks that can make that throw like we should. When you have that endorsement from arguably one of the best defensive players of all time, I think you have to say that now, when it comes to Miles Garrett, then you should be feeling yourself. Which throw? The one where he was rolling out? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that one. He threw that moment. It was tough. He did. Yeah. He slung. That shit was tough. I also think, I mean, call me a weirdo. I do think that some shit be genetics, yo. Like, yeah, I think there's a winning gene, kind of. Okay. Like, a winning gene, a winning household. You grew up around somebody that was talking winning, preaching winning. Habits and practices. I, I, I, I subscribe to that. I do. So I think that's legit. I would bet, I would bet on that before I start talking this. Who's the other rookie? Dylan. Dylan Gabriel. Yeah. And the other thing, like, when your fate is your fate, nothing they could do about it. Yep. When your fate is your fate, there's nothing they could do about it. All them injuries. It traded Flacco, traded somebody else. Now they carrying desean Watkins that they're like, Shador was going to get his shot no matter what anybody had to say about it. Because sometimes the stars are just alliance. Shador, you have my support. I saw a whole bunch of. On Instagram, doing the. Doing the elbow up. I seen that. I'm gonna see what the bitches do. They doing the chador they like. Yeah, no, I'm happy for him. They are doing the shadow. People just don't. People don't like him because he's cocky, basically. Yeah, pretty much arrogant, too. I don't think he cocky. No, he's cocky, but I ain't mad at him for it, bro. I don't know one athlete. He should be cocky. I'm dead. Listen, I don't know one. I want a humble quarterback. I don't want a humble quarterback. A humble wide receiver. Certain positions I need you to be in. I need you to be. But you're still on the other fence, though, Mark. I'm not on the fence. I'm rooting for it. I like Shador. The only thing I've ever said about him was that one preseason game I didn't think. Disproved all of his critics. And it also didn't prove anything. It didn't prove anything to anybody. I think I just said, let him play and see how good he could be. I hope he's the greatest quarterback ever. I'm rooting for him. I'm rooting for him. I'm a big Deion fan. I love Deion. Put your door up on your little tribal decorations in your house. You be at the top of my tree. Yeah, there you go. There you go. No, but would y' all actually watch the game? Did y' all see the things that look like a special quarterback? I didn't watch the game. I saw the hobby. Mark. You trying to be shady? You. No, I'm not. You gotta catch him all. There is no shade in this question again. I like Shador. I don't know enough about football to know whether he's. If you're trying to highlight just. He. He showed Flash. He looks solid. Yeah, he looked. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Was it a good rookie quarterback? Yeah. I'm not being funny. Yeah, he looks solid. Well, yeah, Especially if you got him in the fifth round, right? Yeah. Okay. I'm asking. Cause I don't know. Was it. It was the fifth. Yeah. If you got him in the fifth Round. What you going to say? You got to win. Yeah, you got to win. I agree. Good. I think his numbers will improve, but I mean, he show flashes at Colorado. I'm rooting for him, man. I was about to say, like, I saw stuff in college. I didn't watch the game the other day, but I saw stuff in college that solidified him as a top three quarterback, in my opinion, in the draft. Home Depot got TVs. They do. They do, too. It's a Cleveland game. Yeah. I was in San Fran for the Niners game. Started Brock Purdy on my fantasy team because Justin Herbert is on a buy two interceptions in the first quarter or no, see three in the first half, one in the red zone. Yeah. This guy's a God. The Rams are legit, though. Yeah, they are. I might go put money on the Rams to win the street Super Bowl. I. That's not a bad bet. I don't. It's not a bad bat at all. Yeah, they really not slacking off. Anytime I feel like the Rams go in the super bowl, them win, I need to go just put a couple G stacks one time. That's when I thought it. You said that before the season started, they were showing the Rams highlights. They were showing Aaron, first of all, their defense is. Is real. It's a real defense. And then they pan the camera to the audience and showed Aaron Donald in there looking like Aaron Donald. A million bucks. Boy, this league is lucky. And just took his shirt off. They had a. A shirt off. I'm like, yo, this come on. That league is lucky. Stop cheating. He said. Would he be able to come back if he wanted to come back? No. Right? Because cap reasons and all of that. I'm not sure, honestly. What if he just took a dollar? Yo, give me a dollar, y'. All. I like what y' all doing. We out, we back. He maybe could, I don't know, two rings, shout out to the Rams. Yo, like, I like what he said, though. He's like, I ain't nothing else for me. I did it all. Everything. I'm just. I'm not gonna lie. Maybe recency bias and we'll leave sports. Shout out to Pablo Torre, who was here. Subscribe to the Patreon. Really, really good, really great Pablo Torre interview. If Matt Stafford. Keep it up. I'm ready to start the Matt Stafford, Aaron Rodgers conversation. Okay. I don't know that Aaron Rodgers is better than Matt Stafford all time. I don't know that. Those couple years, Aaron Rodgers was unbelievable. I believe he got one of Them. Joe. Yeah. He only got one chip, but. Unbelievable. Was he. He's what? He's one of them. Who? Of course he is. I just don't think he's. I don't know if. I don't know. I'm. I can't say he's better than Matt Stafford. I cannot say that unequivocally. Matt Stafford is really like that. Yo, Matt Stafford is good still. He's good. No, today it's not even a conversation. No. But today, all time. No. He don't impact the game like Aaron Rodgers. Yeah. I don't know about that. Aaron Rodgers rolls out. Aaron Rodgers can win a game by himself. Like Pat Mahomes. Aaron Rodgers. It's just certain dudes, they could really win a game damn near by themselves. What they will and just shit like that. Aaron Rodgers has just been taking his stock over the last couple years is the problem. Yeah. Yeah. He probably should have retired. And he's a MAGA head too. Fuck Aaron Rodgers. How about that? The we talking about. I'll go with that. Is he. But he's my kind of quarterback. No, no. I'm talking. I could be lying. He's gonna throw mag on. Yeah. No, not Maggie. He got some weird views. He got some different. He's in that Internet. Yeah. Sphere of like the weird conspiracies. He's from all of that. But when he's on the field. He was my kind of quarterback. I think Matt Stafford is better than Aaron Rodgers. I don't give a. If you got to say parks before I was about to say. Oh, go ahead. No, no, you. You just going right where I'm going to say parks. Yeah. Let's. Let's do what we here, man. Chris Paul announced that this will be his very last season. He's retiring after this. I know you're extremely disappointed. He's one of your favorite point guards. I still want Parks. I can't believe he never won a chip. I can't. Wow. Dirty. Wow. He might win it this year. Not a veto Delaca trade. You know what I mean? That's true. True basketball reasons. It could have been different basketball reasons. If I was the Lakers, I would have sued this shit out the NBA. I hate that. That whole story anyway. That's another story for another time. But I don't understand. I don't think that was unfair. I think vetoing the trade was the right thing to do at the time. But Chris Paul retiring is a big deal. I mean he sort of announced it in the summer. So to me it wasn't kind of as big a surprise. We're making it this week. I want him to get the farewell tour, though. I want him to get every team in the league or every stadium in the league. Really thank him for what he did. And I know he's not gonna get it. Cause for a few reasons. It's a lot of reasons. For a few reasons, but a lot of reasons. Yeah. He's not very popular. He's not well liked. Why not? Cause he's got a reputation of being a dirty player a little bit. Oh, is he like that? Isaiah Thomas tradition? Yeah. Oh. You know what I mean? And he's chippy, but he was. I mean, really instrumental in the players union. He's fought really hard to get them what they deserve. He also was influential in the Black Lives Matter movement with the players in front of the camera and behind the scenes. Chris Paul was supposed to win it twice. Yes. How? Like, I don't want to go on set. I say once. Do it. The Houston series. Oh, okay. The Houston series where they were up 3, 2 on Golden State and he went down. I think a lot of people felt like they had a great chance of winning that series and the Phoenix series. In the Phoenix series. Yeah, that's the one. I think so. He had a really good shot two times, and just injuries. Nothing you could do about it. To play elite basketball at his size to me, was always impressive. At his prime. I don't know the numbers now, but in his prime, he had the highest per. Of any point guard in NBA history. He was an extraordinary. I don't talk about. He did something. He's a great. He was a great defender in his prime, as well as one of the better. Better playmakers you ever seen. I mean, he was a beast and a great leader at that. At that height, man. Chris Paul goes down as a top what, Point guard of all time. 10. Stop. Don't be stupid now. 12. Holy. No, he wants him higher. Here's the thing. You got Magic, you got Isaiah, and you got Steph. It's 10 because a lot of shit gonna be arguable. And then after that, he's in the. I think he could be anywhere else on that list. Some people say Jason Kidd. Some would say him. He'd be the top five for me. Kidding. Nash, Stockton. Yeah. So I said top 10. Yeah, but we named six. Yeah. I'm not saying he's number 10. I'm saying he's in the top 10. Well, but if you can go higher, then we can try to Go higher. Would you put him above Westbrook? Yes. Yes. For me. Yes. But again, these are. It's an argument. I would have to. Yeah, but there's a Westbrook argument. Would you put him above Dame Lillard? Yes. Yeah, I'm just naming the elite point guards. For me, he's about five or six, but I think he could fall anywhere between three and, like, eight for people reasonably. Yeah. I think Chris Ball is the top seven point guard of all time, and I think that's pretty fair. Yeah. Top 10 for sure. Like, I would have to really break. It's not. I would have to really sit down and. You know what I mean? But if you can't do it off the top of your head, then let's call them top seven. If off the top of your head, you can't name nine. Right. Then it might be some of them old heads we gotta consider, too. Oscar Wilde. It's a lot of niggas play basketball, bro. Yeah. Do you put him above Oscar Robinson? I mean, this is where it gets my dad. Balls, nigga. Shut up. I hate when n do that shit. Oscar Robinson played. Let me stop. My dad will kick my ass and Oscar's the og. I ain't got nothing to say. I ain't got nothing to say. Chris Paul, congratulations on iconic and legendary career. You another nigga in the NBA that have been running for me and Spades for a real long time, man. You should have some time on your hands after the season. If somebody out there listening know Chris Paul. Do me a favor. Clip this time stamp up to him. Send it right to him. All right, what else, what else? What else needs our attention? Come on, let's keep this ball moving. What's this? Twitter. Oh, no. Before we go to Twitter, I'm sorry. I saw something on the Internet today that really made my head explode. I'm sure that's a pause or something. Yeah, it is a pause. I was watching the podcast and Jewel Santana. Oh, my God. Do we have a clip? You probably. Because I don't feel like I can do this justice. I saved this clip 90 times. They were talking about what the youth need, and the subject of reading came up. Here it is. Here it is. Let me get to it first. Drag it out a little bit. I was doing a professional throw, and I figured we paused it, though. We got to start teaching our kids, though, just. Just that. Just financial wealth and literacy and all that that early. Because by the time they get to ninth grade, they should be just learning how to start businesses and how to how to. But they don't really need to learn how to know how to read. I ain't gonna say that. I say that. I say that respectfully. I'm not saying that in a way to be literally, because you're not supposed to be illiterate, but you can. What's more important, Reading or. Or math? Math. Math. Told you. Math. I think you can get a Told you. Told you the best part. I told you. We understand it. I believe common sense is better than everything. I, I. I'm a common sense. I'm letting the clip play out. They tried to clip him up. Common sense. Be able to read the room, be able to read life, be able to read people. I try to understand people understand what I'm saying. Like nowaday you can listen to a book. I could I just listen to the 48 laws of power not to contract you. They got. They got apps. You can put it in, read it to crazy. And this is why we be getting robbed for the last 600 years. It probably will. AI will. Now we don't want to read our contract. I'm getting dumber the longer I let that play. And trust me, I'm dumb enough. Putting a lot of faith in that AI. Okay. Okay, Distinguished panel. And you guys, how do we feel about this? I have no. I want. I was. I wanted to know what y' all thought. I'll just say you own the most books for anyone. We saw your book collection and bookshelves. That's it. Anyone who criticized this podcast without Vines too. No. Not one live laugh love on the bookshelf. They ain't really reading the motherfuckers. I was disappointed to hear that. And I love Joel Santana. I'm a big fan. I just. I don't quite get what he was trying to say. I do understand. I get what he's trying to say. I understood exactly what he was trying to say. He just fucked it up. Help me understand because I want to read him as generously as possible. I think he could have got to the point about, like, business acumen and economics without throwing reading out the window. Okay. He said there's a lot of. He was conflating reading with no one to read or. Yeah, he was conflating book knowledge with common sense or. Or business knowledge. Yeah. That's what I think he was trying to do. I was saying today you don't have to read. You have a lot of not know how to read. Changes that the entire premise. Yeah. But he was trying to do with reading what I did in elementary school with cursive. Right? Like, I made a. I stood on business with cursive. Yo, dog, I'm not gonna need this in the future. Leave me alone with this. I am left handed and I was left handed. It was hard to. In my district. Right. Cursive sucks. I wasn't advantage. Yeah, you trying to be defensive. I'm saying when left handed, it was gonna be hard to understand what you're saying. You're right, I wasn't with that cursive. I think that was the point he was trying to make. He was trying to say, I'm more on intuition and common sense. Yeah, everything he said makes sense if you don't say how to read. Yeah, that sounds nuts, Jewels. And then instead of just like, this is the thing that happens on podcasts. People don't just retreat and say, you know, I misspoke. Or let me reconsider that. Yeah, they gotta double down. Oh, somebody can tell you what's on the menu. Oh, you can get an app to do. It's like, that's such a bad podcast. I'll have AI read. That is a huge podcast problem. That niggas can't just say, hey, I misspoke. Yeah, right. Hey, I said something I didn't mean. This is what I meant to say. I'm not gonna kill Jewels. Me either. I understand, but that sounds nuts. And also, you should still. Even if I read him as generously as y' all are, and I think we should, you still need to know how to read. I mean, you still should read and you get to. And in my opinion, you get more education the more you read. Like, how do you build your vocabulary? How you get certain shit if you're not reading it? That's the biggest part that bothered me about what he said and when he said was who said it? Like, uamc. Yeah, words should be important. We are the people that words should, should matter to. We. We should never preach not knowing words, knowing how to read, not wanting to learn, being open minded. Enough. That shouldn't be. That shouldn't come from mc. So that was disturbing a little bit. I also want to give him his props because in that same interview. Let's give him some props. He addressed his battles with addiction and, like, apologized to the young fans for even promoting that to them. We don't really get to see a lot of artists do that. You know, I sold you this lifestyle. I pushed this to y', all and I was wrong for that. So, you know. Yeah, Meek did that too before, I think. Yeah, A couple of. It's been a couple. I'm just saying, overall, it's not. It's not a thing. Like, they'll go and get clean. They'll go and learn all this extra, and then act like I never was that person before. That's true. And, I mean, Jewel's got kids. You want to read to your kids, man? You do. You never read no other time. You want to read to your kids? Read Twitter. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, want to read, right? Yeah. There's a lot of things. Reading is dope, yo. Yeah, very much so. It is. Find something to read. It's brain exercise. Like, get to it. Nobody's telling you what to read, but read something. Something. Yeah, Fundamental. That was the old school shit, right? Reading is fundamental. And now, can none of the kids read whole America dumb? Cause they got access to this AI shit like you said. I hate this AI shit. Reading for you. Internet. You know what I mean? Dumbing us down. Okay, that's one way to look at it. I don't think the school. The public school system is the best, but y' all know my views on that, so I'm not. I'm not gonna hold your hostage with that. I do agree that the Internet is partially to blame. People just put too much faith in technology, AI included, which he referenced in this segment. It's not everything, y'. All, It's. But people think it's because we don't have the literacy to know that it's not. People will then lean on it. And I mean, people use the AI searches for everything we were having. I was having a debate on Twitter because I saw it, because his article said James Harden was the first person in NBA history to lead two different teams in single game scoring. Right? And he's not. He's just not. And I'm like, he's not. And I said like, Wilt Chamberlain did it. LeBron did it. I would say Wilt had to have. But everybody's sending Mark screenshots of the AI of AI saying, yes, James Harden. And I'm like, forget AI. This is a fact. Just look it up. And they're like, fuck for looking it up. AI says it's true. Like, we actually believe that AI is, like, real. I think we always be putting too much. You know what I think the problem is to Mark. Oh, go ahead. Yeah. Thank you. The problem is. Thank you very much. The attention span a lot. I don't know if it's adhd. I don't want to misdiagnose Anyone. But the attention span is something that I can. Listen. Even ADHD is coming from the food. I don't know what that is. I feel like that attention span, like, you can. You can look at something. At some point, I find myself reading something like, man. But then you have to push yourself through it and read it and get an understanding. You left it right at the rim. I can read and understand. But what I'm saying is that so many things. Mary Bertram, so many things are in my mind at one time that I'm thinking about. My attention spans is like, okay, I got to do this. I got to do that. But you have to read. You have to get back to Chinatown. Yeah. I mean, I got to get to the money. I got to get to the money. You know what I'm saying? I got to get to. I got to get to it. But the money. I hate when you go learn a word. Got to learn the word. Yo, stop. Come over here, turn up and show you old niggas how to carry it. You know. You know that. Come on. I'm trying to get. I mean, they on my ass, too. Everybody up here getting on y'. All. Let me not play with none of y'. All. But you getting the most. I heard that argument last time. We get to it, we definitely getting the most. I heard that argument about. About the boots. About the. You know. I heard it. The boots. Yeah. Yes. I heard these. My brothers, they be painting me like that. Paint you like what? He on our side. Wait, hold on. Is there. Is there a carpenter? Yeah, Picasso's in the building. Wait, you agree with them? I left one off of my. What is wastefulness? Don't need it. Don't have it. Don't use it. I feel like wakefulness is. Don't use it. Is on my. Don't need it and don't have it. It's any combination of those sliders. I wouldn't buy those boots. Don't do that. Don't join them. But you. Okay. There's a lot of shit that you bought that we seen you buy. Like, you buy shit. You enjoy buying things. Cause you had the luxury to buy things. Things. So I didn't. I buy things that I want. Yes. I don't just buy to buy. And I told these brothers, I don't even wear boo roots. I told them that mad time. They know me for mad long and still come in there and misappropriate my character. Didn't you crack a joker that you wanted to buy the Marty McFly shits one time never. You didn't say that. No, I'm not Wale. I ain't a sneaker head. I ain't walking around no Back to the Future stuck on my knees. Hell no. Oh, I ain't my fault. The Marty mc. That's who you think I am? Just to buy him the buy because I know you wasn't gonna wear them. Not at all, yo. All right, so we got you misjudged then. And it's be comparing me to the Port Authority paupers. No, you don't like he be comparing. Joe only make 99 cent a week. Well, I don't. Sorry. Sorry, buddy. It's okay to rejoin. They always want to whistle. Meet up anyway. What else is important? What else is important? Unimportant. Needs our attention. Reading is fundamental. Make sure you pick up a book. Comprehension AI and everything. I saw one more thing on the Internet that really bothered me in the last 48 hours. It was, I guess, Fab's birthday. Fabulous. Was it his birthday? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It had to be, right? Audience, do y' all hear Mark's voice? I want, as I learned Mark's podcast. I want y' all to learn it too. Do y' all just hear his. The tonality like you get it now, right? Go ahead. What's going on? Go ahead. Nothing, man. Go ahead. Let's hear it out. I don't even Ish. Do you understand? I have no idea. Okay. I stay with ish. No, Fab. It was his birthday and they gave him a cake with candles on it. Yeah, he didn't want to blow the candles. Yeah, he was. My dramatic intro's gone, but yeah, he was doing this with the, the, with the, with, with the flame. You know what I mean? I was like, why is he waving at the candles like that? Well, it's unsanitary to blow over the cake and everybody going to cut and eat the cake. But that wasn't his reason. Yeah, it ain't what he said, cuz sanitary. I get what he said. I didn't see the clip, what he said. Basically, he not blowing out candles, cuz that's like, I guess gay or that's like a pause. I mean, people make jokes about the benefit of the doubt and say he was joking. Yeah, he was joking. I was going to ask. I think if he was home in his house, it's just where he was at with his family and friends. I don't think he gonna just wave over some birthday candles. You got Jim holding the cake. It's like it's bad. I don't think he wanted to blow the candles out in front of Jim and Dave and them. Even though they expected him to too. They look like they were waiting for him. They were confused. I'm a cut. He ain't wanna blow them candles out and be a mean. Yeah, like he. Somebody would have caught him. Somebody would have caught him. That's worth being a meme about. That's a positive meme. So who though? No, it's not. It depends on the person. No, no, no. It depends on the person. Yo, we almost 50. I know, I know. These creative. He's almost 50. And the creative on the Internet will start memeing you up. I'm not even saying that. What effect should that have on a 50 year old? That's. They gonna meme them up. They kid. They doing what the kids do with the memes. Should that have an effect on you as an almost 50 year old? If you're a person who cares so much about looking cool. Yes. And you inhibit. And that's who we talking about. You shouldn't care about looking cool that you can't blow out candles on your birthday cake. I'm not. Well, I can't say I'm not talking about Fab, but I'm just saying I'm only. Is that specific to Fab? It's just to me, it's like if Fab is not doing it because he's worried about the public reaction, then my thing is more about the public. Then, like, why do we. Are we so like, how ridiculous have we gotten? I hate when we willfully obtuse. Nigga, we know what it is already, man. We know. We know why. We know that is stupid. Would you block? Would you blow out the candles? No. Would you blow out the candles? Shut up. I do not believe you. I'm not with you. I will blow out the candles. But now I see. Yeah, there we go. We're not sure Enough of this. The gate off the gate. Police. Look, look, look, look. He said with you. Let's do that again. One more time. You on. You almost 50. Look at you crack a gay joke. I'm saying if we had a birthday cake, if you did that, I would blow out the candles. Pause. I would look at you crazy to fucking take your elbow and your forearm. And Jim and them is doing it. Maino and them is doing it. It's banter. It's something amongst us. Of course, if we in the crib. Yo, Jim and Mayo, you know what else? You blow it in the Crib. Jim and Mayo are absolute sweethearts, yo. They are. They are absolute sweethearts. Mayno. If you go to Mayno house, what happens? Cake with candles, cupcakes, chicken, some wing X in this. We gotta stop acting like. Cause make street songs that you can't do regular birthday. It depends on where you at. They're an ifc. They there. Happy birthday. If you at home. If I'm at Maino cribbing, he got me a cake. I'm gonna blow it out. Not at the podcast place. Pause. Look at y' all laughing. You ain't gotta pause it. Cause you laughing, so you blow it. It should be a shammy. You'll blow it out that hole. A scholar saying pause. I'm not. You said Paul. I'm not saying pause. But you co signing my pause. No, I'm saying don't pause it. Yeah, yeah. Button may know I'm. I'm on air, my brother. I'm on air. Don't. Yeah, yeah. Don't say nothing crazy incriminating either way. How you doing, my brother? What's going on, my brother? How you feeling? Yo, hey, talk with some nice tone. I can't. That's Flip. Flip said, you know, listen, what's happening? You would judge me if I blew the candles out on a cake around you? I'm asking. I'm talking to fan right now. So I'm asking what we talking about? It. We don't. They don't. Listen, listen. Pause is a game that I don't even want to play. But you. You playing. Exactly. There you go. Mayo. You are a liar. Yo, if it was my birthday and I came to your house, I can't get out. Yes, you can. Yo, we almost easy. I'm trying to get out. I can't get out. See, they won't let. Who you play? We all around the same age. We're going on 50. Joe, listen to me. I even came up with a new slogan. It's called no pause. Oh, that ain't gonna. It's not gonna work. That ain't gonna. It's not gonna work. There you go. It's not working. So you all right with a nigga using his forearm to blow out candles on a cake? Fab can hear you. I hope you know that. Great, great, awesome. Listen. So listen is gonna play pause for the rest of their life. I. I just. We just gotta understand it. A birthday cake, Mayno and fat. But listen, it don't matter. It does. You're not even. You're not. See, listen is not even Gonna take a chance, not gonna get caught slipping. I told you, that's it. Nobody getting caught. But this is what I said. This is what I said. That if Fab was home, in his house, around his family and kids and with a birthday cake, he's not going to do that, right? He's going to blow the cake. No, he's not going to do that. Don't answer for him. He listening. Ask him. Yo, you in the background? Yeah, yeah. All right, all right. You cleared it up for me. You cleared it up for me. Yeah. Yo, yo, listen. Yo, listen. Every day there's a. There's a catching a pause charge. And it's probably likely, more than likely to be me. Oh, my God. Shut your ass up. Yeah, this, these, these, man. Y' all gotta come over there. I gotta come over there. When y' all recall, I want to talk to y' all face to face about this. Once you come, pull up, we'll be over there tomorrow. We're gonna have some food and everything for you. Pull up on us. I might come get a play man tomorrow. Bring. Bring flip with you. Ain't no. Bring my little man. I'm. Oh, bring my little man. I'mma knock you out when I see you. Watch your mouth. I might. I might. Bring your guy with me, man. We'll see. Bring my little man. I hit you tomorrow, boy. One. All right. One. That makes me feel better. Nobody going to do that with their family. That makes me feel so much better. I just don't know. I tell you, we see on the Internet. I don't know how to take it. We saw on the Internet. I don't know if fab really feel like that. It's a joke. You don't practice the pause. There's these hooligans. You regular. If you give me a cake every birthday, I'm blowing it out. Pause. I'm blowing out, too. Cause I ain't. Why you saying pause? You keep saying pause. Pause made it uncomfortable. You can blow it out. Can you just not say pause? Okay, all right. Just say, I'm gonna blow it out. I will extinguish a flame with your mouth. I will extinguish a flame with my mouth. I will extinguish the flame with my lips. Oh, with his lips. See, look, look. Oh. You should work at the box if you could do all that. They got a 8 o' clock show waiting for you. I feel so much better now. Fab. Thank God. You know, you don't speak to in a while. Matured, bro. And Fab is on the phone at 1pm These is friends, ain't it? Let's get into it. Go ahead now. All right. I might pull up on them mayo. Be having good food. And Jim Ms. Be having good food. I got to see who's cooking, but we'll see. You going, Lil man. Yeah, he said. I told him. He said it was. I heard him. I heard him. Must be two queens. Flips. Must be another one. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Damn. That's. Yeah. All right. What else? What else? What else needs us. Yo, here's a question I don't want to ask y', all, but I will. Let's hear it. Did anybody see the Kevin Hart stand up? No, not yet. Yeah, I saw it. Not yet. I am going to watch it at some point. I'm going to watch it too. I'm going to watch it. I'm going to lay eyes on it, man. I went saw Wicked last night. Yeah, Kev was supposed to come up here a few weeks ago. I am going to check it out. But Mark, you said you saw it. Yeah, it saw it too. What you think I saw? I saying it live. Oh, you saw it's go there live. Something about it, right? Yeah, me. What you think it was? It was. It was good, I think. I think for me, Kevin Hart is getting better as a comedian. Like, I didn't used to care for him, but the last two shows that I've seen of his have been really funny. Way more funnier than he used to be. I wasn't the biggest fan. Now I'm a fan fan. His last two stand ups are really good. I've never been the biggest Kevin Hart stand up fan. I like his acting and roles he plays sometimes. Like the kid jokes and all that stuff is. I don't have kids so it misses me. Maybe that's why I like. Nah. His last two have been really good to me. Brother Mark. These have been my two. Two of my favorites of his. His early, like the early stuff he did on Comedy Central and his first special. I really liked some of them. I like more than others. I'm like Parks. I love him as an actor, a comedic actor. I love him in a lot of words. I'm hip. A lot of words. No, no, no. But these last two had the comedies syndrome. He took it back. Comedy such. Mark just started using words for no reason. Get to it. I'm saying, come on. I'mma find a way to say the truth too. I'm a joy. I leave you on the edge. I saw it. I know you saw. You lying ass, nigga. I know this lying ass. When you saw it. I was going to let her rock, but I was like, this nigga told me he saw it already. Yeah, I was lying. And I let you live. So you trying to get me? No, no. But I, I, I hear you on the air. Then I heard what Ishi had to say. I was like, all right. I saw it. It wasn't good. I fucking took a flight yesterday and I downloaded it to my fucking iPad when I was in the hotel room. I hit play on it. I did. Okay. What happened? It's just. It's really clean. Family hearty laughs. It's Kevin Hart protecting all his business interests while still being funny doing it. It. That's why I, like, wasn't, like, not funny. It just one of 10 to me. It's not the version I like. Y' all want edgy? Y' all want them edgy? Yes. Is. That's what it is. I want him to not try to combine edgy with the family fun. Like he was trying to curse a lot. Yeah, like forced curses. Check it out. Got it. All right, all right. Check it out. Watch it for yourself so we can come back and have an educated conversation about it. I like the one before the one we supposed to bring up pizza and all that. This boy right here. Hey, bro. It's all right, bro. It's cool. Yo, y' all from Philly. We. Yeah, we got Soul playing Paper Soldiers. Jumanji coming out. Jumanji. Three people should watch it. It's a good special. And it's funny, family oriented. It's not the version of Kevin that I like the most. That's all. But it's. It's funny. I agree with that. Okay. I got kids and don't be. Yeah, but this is about, like, raising them and stuff. Yeah. People mature in life. They can't accept that. They want dirty and raunchy and crazy stuff. But there's some funny stuff in there. A whole bit about how he hurt a. His heard his abductor and all that. Like, there's some funny stuff in there. Really funny stuff in there. I just. That sounds funny. Yeah, I just. Again, I like a different version of him. There you have it. Leave room for. You have it. Shout out to Kevin Hart. Campbell Soup. Let's get to the real important. The vp. This hurts, man. I wasn't even sure if I wanted to come in and break this story. The whistleblower. Yeah. A former Campbell Sue Soup employee recorded One of the Campbell soup big dogs in a meeting going off going off about Campbell's soup. This is another clip that I happen to have saved nine times. You weren't missing no clue. I couldn't believe it. Yeah. No, I couldn't believe it. But yeah, I can absolutely believe it. I don't know why this is a shock to anybody. My grandma. Have you opened a candy soup lately? You ever seen them little chicken pieces in the chicken is not noodles nor chicken. You got breaking news. Breaking news. I just opened up my phone to go to the clip. Looks like I don't know if this is real. I gotta check. $0.50 Diddy Netflix series Sean COMBS the RECKONING SETS DECEMBER RELEASE DATE yeah, I saw that. December 2nd December 2nd. Yeah, that's next week. But look at the photo they picked like. All right. Anyway. Let me go get this clip. Yeah let me go get the. This clip. They said the Campbell soup is made the chicken is made by 3D printer. Oh no, that's that that's real that did he Netflix. All right, here we go. A four part documentary. Oh we have foring poor people who buys our and that's just part of an over an hour long rant says former security analyst for Campbell's Robert Garza of Monroe. I don't buy Campbell's products barely anymore. It's an Aldi now that I know what the in it. Even the can of soup. I look at it, look at me. Bioengineered me. I don't want to eat a a piece of chicken that came from a 3D printer. You the recording allegedly of Campbell's VP and chief information security officer Martin Valley. He has no no no filter Rebel suit company named in a lawsuit filed Thursday. The suit claiming Bally made racist remarks admits to coming to work high and Garza fired for coming forward. What do you think about the things that he was saying? Oh just just pure disgust. Shut your red ass up. It does sound disgusting in his defense. Okay. What I already know what he thinking. If I were to Campbell soup I would go high too. Yeah, because why? I mean what the fuck you got 3D print this chicken it's a new interesting way we got brought the print. It's made for poor people not eating that shit. I don't know what's in it. That's what he said. I mean I had never thought about that. Is that true? The Campbell soup is just for poor people. You know how much a can cost like when you get money do you know he don't when you get money. Do you move on to Progresso? When the last time you ate a Campbell? When I was poor. Haven't. Since when? Since he gave up his stock. Since childhood. Since you had choices since childhood? Yeah. Like I don't know if it's dog. I might have stock and Campbell soup right now. I thought you sold your. I don't know about this. No, you said your grandma gave. My grandma gave it. She said that was the guaranteed stock back in the day. Your plummeting because of the 3D printer right now. Damn. That's up. Get sell now. I better sell. Yeah. Don't let data down. Y' all don't eat Campbell soup tonight? No, it's been a while. I don't think canned soup too much, too salty. But if I did, it wouldn't be that one. Once I learned how easy it was to make chicken noodle soup, I just started making that myself. Yes, it'll taste like that. Yes, it does. Like Campbell. It tastes better. No, it don't taste like Campbell's. It tastes a lot better than came salt water. And bruh, there ain't one vegetable in that shit. Nothing salt water. That shit ain't soup. It's broth. Them noodles do be rocking though. I ain't going to hold. Okay, soup is good now. Yeah, that do be like, Yo, I don't know about the little chicken. I might still do a tomato Camels. Yeah, I'm not touching that. No, of course not eating it. What I'm saying is that was good when we was kids. Fact. That's cuz you. We ain't know no better. It was real when we was kid. I don't know if it was ever real. It might not. We a know no better. We think that. Huh? Y' all really don't think it's real? No, no. The chicken. We just heard the CEO say, have you seen the chicken? The VP say, you ever seen. Yeah, the VP of Cooking Security. Vp. Yeah. You think he got the secret recipes? I think he's talking shit. You can just look at the back of the can. Go open a can of chicken noodle soup and look at the chicken. Yeah. You tell me if you think that's chicken. See, I think it's all processed, but I think it's real. A real animal. I think it's a real chicken. You? Yeah, me. I don't know if you worked here when I. I told the story about how my family was getting money with Campbell soup, but it probably wasn't real. And if it was real, it wasn't the part you want at all. At all. I don't even want to know what your family was doing to know that's nothing but chicken dicks in there. Chicken dicks? That's not no chicken dicks. The chicken got a dick. Chicken dick soup, man. Chicken nasty. Nasty. Oh, man. I would tell you more, but it would be unearthing deep, dark family secrets. Yeah. Outside trader, I would get phone calls. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha about it. But trust stock prices. Before 3D printing chicken came out, they had some other tricks. Other 3Ds in the super. That hurts. I wonder how much money this dude is looking to get. It seemed like they got him dead to rights. If he'll say that, I. I could. And he was saying that passionately. Yeah, you could tell. My man's mouth is reckless. They should have paid him. They should have paid him. Whatever, homeboy. Get the out of here, man. It's always somebody at the top who got the unfiltered, reckless mouth. Here. You gonna pause, you gonna come in, start taping everything and take it to court? Record taping. People's crazy. I just. I have no respect for people who do that. What? Taping? Yeah. Like secretly recording conversations and all that. I hate that. That's why I don't even talk to people. Yo, that. Talking to people. Yeah, yeah, sorry. Get risky. I don't know what nobody's intention is, man. And. And I'm saying foul. I'm not saying. I'm not saying that's clean cut. I'm saying thinking it's a private conversation. Yeah, it's a private convo. Yeah, man. Anyways, can't do that. Once you get high, you're not talking. I got to go get that Campbell out my cabinet. What you say, Mark? No, just speaking of not talking, we have some bad news. What? A podcast is falling. Yeah, this hurt me. That hurt. That was a depressing ride in, man. I had to find some happy music to play after that. Yeah, I ain't like this one. Yeah, it made me sad to hear. For those of you that don't know, Savon, our friend and family, our good brother, and Alex. Yeah, yeah, the good brother. They decided to call it quits, put a temporary hold on their podcast. Temporarily indefinite. Indefinite. Yeah, they. They sounded like they didn't know when they would come back or if they would ever come back. A lot of people were confused about that. There was a lot of chatter online. I was in the air when the news broke. I was busy with some shit, but this Morning before work, I gave my good brother a call and I said, listen, I've worked with you too long to not give you a courtesy call before I go in there and press play on this queen. I spoke to him. He sounds like he's in good spirits. He said the same about Alex. Alex, good. And from what I gathered, from what he was saying, not saying too much, but just potting and lifing at the same time is hard. It's hard. There's no other explanation for it. I'm not gonna shoot him. Too much bail. Well, at least not before I play the joint. We've done too much talking already. Yeah, you need to sound. Trayvon, I love you, man. Man, but you. You work with us long enough, you know how this goes, man. You still got giving that nasty base. Yes, sir. I never wanted to play this for the need to know boys, man. I didn't see it coming. Me, the two really talented brothers, man. Two people that we working to. Who going to do the mixer now? Hey, machine guns Red and Gold, are you ready? Hey, are you ready for this? Are you hanging on the edge of your seat? Out of the dark waves of foolish rip to the side of the beach Another one bites the dust this hurts me more than it hurts you, man. Here you go. And another one down. And another. Another one down. Another one bites Another one bites the dust hey, hate to. Hate to hear it. Hate to see no boys. It looks like they've recorded what looks to be probably their final episode. Man, both these brothers got jobs and. And careers and other ways today getting money. I would like to see this podcast come back. Me, too. I thought they were super entertaining and informative, especially for their age range. Like, I was a fan. Me, too. And it hurts. It hurts. I never like to see anybody that comes from the Joe Budden family tree stop recording. Well, it may be a few of y'. All. It wasn't supposed to be Savon and Alex, man. God damn it, I love you guys. Anything y' all need, man, give me a call. Y' all know I'm always. Yeah, save on Alex. We love you already. Know we love y', all, man. And salute to all the former co hosts. That's and Reggie and everybody. Shout out to everybody out there trucking it through this podcast and shit. It's not as easy as podcasters make it look. And when podcasters are going through things, sometimes it's hard to see it. They're not coming on air and just telling you about all their trials and tribulations and Hurdles that they gotta fight through. It is tough. It is tough. Well, is there a mistake that. And I'm not talking about Savona Alex anymore, just in general, these podcasters who come in and think it's easier than. Than it is. Like, what's the mistake they made? Is it. Is there something they miss? To me, from the. The conversations I heard on their pod, it sounded like they were maybe on the same page with certain things. It didn't sound like. Like Patreon, for example. It sounded like they didn't really have the same vision for certain things. I think teamwork ultimately is. Is the answer to that question. Yeah. If you're not playing as a team, it's going to be hard to be successful. Here's the thing in the podcast and what I learned. Right when you first get into it, people look at Joe and us and other people think that there's a lot of money to get, which there is, but they don't. Not them. Removing it from them. People don't know how to go through the rough patch. Like after the first 12 episodes, a lot of people quit. They don't have. There's a rough patch you gotta go through. A lot of people depend on guests. A lot of people depend on different things. And when that runs out, that you have to be creative, you have to be original, and you have to know the lane that you're going in. And even if it go. Because it's so many podcasts, even if it slows down, you have to stick through it. Just go back home and, you know, I'm not talking about them, but I know a lot of people, they quit. I quit. I tell the story all the time. I didn't get that far. How many episodes did you do? Like two or three? No, we did seven. Eight. Seven. I feel like 300 or something episodes. It was just dealing with the people was a headache for me. But yeah, I remember. Gotta figure it out. Yeah. Think about pardon and not even pardon, but anything broadcast or having to do with the fans that I was doing early on, I just loved doing that. That's a big part of it. That's. That's a major part. I think both of them. Well, I guess we're not talking specifically. They both love the business stuff, though. Yeah, yeah, they did. But we. Outside of them, a lot of people, like Flip said, you see the numbers, you think, oh, I could jump in here and go make some money real quick. Right, right. You don't have the right chemistry. You don't have the right questioning Nobody's love for it. You gotta love it enough for that love to carry you when you hate it. Yeah, yeah, True yeah. You gotta love it enough for when everything is burning to the ground. That's the fuel that you running off of. Like, I blog TV for free, ustream for free. The old, old, old, old pod for free. The first time we did this part for the first three years was free, and I'm talking about free today. If you is doing it for free, at least y' all can see where money is coming from. There's Netflix now dumping money in the podcast. And Spotify had their run. They got all of the sports. The sports shits. Dumping money. You could see it somewhat in 2015. You could not see no money. Where will this come from? True. We just. If you're not doing it for free, that's why that was like the golden era of this shit. If you was good and doing it, then you had to love it. You had to love it. It wasn't a dime. The most you was gonna get was fucking a couple hundred grand from Quarter Lab or iheart or just somebody. But it's tough. I look the same way as the music industry. Like, there was a time when niggas wasn't making money. It was just rapping for the love of being rappers. Rappers. And then you started to see that, and it made everybody else say, oh, you know what? They getting money over there. I'm not good at it. I don't really want to do it. I want to do it to springboard to something else. But let me just go in here, because that's where the money is. It's instant gratification, though, too. Like, if you. They people. Ever since COVID people were trying to. When a lot of people were starting podcasts and wanting to be entrepreneurs and stuff like that, people just go in it with the intent of, I want to make a lot of money. There's a lot of money here. But that's not how I work with this shit at all. And I'm gonna be fooled. That's a mistake. Go ahead. No, I was gonna say something even more simple. People don't work that hard. Right. You know, I just meet a lot of people that just aren't willing to work very hard to be successful. Immediate gratification. Yeah. And if you don't work hard, it's not gonna happen. I mean, almost nobody comes out the gate as a hit. Hit. Right. You know, you saying people don't work hard. I want to add to that. People don't Work smart facts. Yeah. Get more details to that. But I think. I think that. I think education comes later. Yeah. You got to give them a little more detail. You say if you're lucky. If you're lucky, you. You would fall in the 3% of those that go get the education later. What's happening? And I'll speak for our sector of podcasting. Like we say, go and take a check. This is not Savon and Alex time now. I don't know what they did. Yeah. Will go and just take a check based off where they are. Right. And now you end up building somebody else's business. Now you've attracted this audience that loves you. They love you and what you're doing and all the goodwill and faith and effort and hard work. Blood, sweat, sweat and tears that you putting in, it's not going to you. So it's all these black podcasters, but nobody's building the business. Nobody's building the business. I'm the last bet. Standard. Everybody else got a deal. Whatever. New opportunities come, whatever new ventures, new windows, new companies that went and borrowed some money that come and they trying to build some audience. They can't even talk to y'. All. Y' all in deals. They gotta go talk to iHeart, Spotify, Barstool. They gotta. They can't talk to you. Because of my music industry history. I never want to be in a situation where I can't talk about the good work that I'm putting in, where I got to send you the fucking Def Jam about the hot Joe Button song that Def Jam gonna take and put on every soundtrack in the world. My love don't cost a thing and it fucking. No, no, no, no, no, no. You have to speak to me about my shit. I feel like that should be on page one of the pamphlets. It. A lot of people want turnkey, though, Joe. A lot of people just want to go show up, sit down and. And. And record and go home. Everybody doesn't have the admiration, ambition, like, and you know, you know what. And then go do what you went through. I'm sorry. Pardon me, dog. Pardon me. Your vantage point that you had. You never had a job. I had a job. Listen, I'm not trying to be funny. Serious. I know. And whiz. And the Wiz. And the Wiz. Pardon me. And wizard being on places. No, no, no. I think. I think that most people have a 9 to 5 background, so them getting a check is normal to survival for most individuals. Everybody don't have the music business or drug dealing. Just Drug dealing, like all the drug dealers that excel in the music business is because they came from running an operation, running a business. Drug dealing is a business, right? So they came from that side of it. So they don't necessarily adhere to, yo, I'm gonna get a check for my work. This is my work. And I'm gonna put into it. And I get out of it what I put into it. And I think that that's where you had a vantage point. There's a lot of rappers in podcasts and there are people that came from education or education from entertainment or something in the arts or whatever, in podcasting that are still just taking a check or trying to take a check. The other part, my vantage point is that you should be able to speak to. I'm nuts. You are definitely. I agree with that. I'm a psycho lunatic. So some shit. I can't tell nobody to take my path. Cause I was nuts. And I wouldn't advise those decisions to nobody else. Niggas got mouths to feed, babies, families, girlfriends, bills. People ask me, I think a lot of it to me is ego based. Tell me more. And I think that. Cause every show I do, they ask me this and I'm like, yo, I think people look at other people doing it and be like, oh, if he could do it, oh, I know I could do it, right. I think a lot of people, even in the rap game look at you and be like, oh, if that nigga could do it right, oh, I know I could do it. Especially somebody that they might not view in a certain favorable light. It's like, you know, when you see the nigga that you look at, like a da dun, da dunk. But he got the bad girl. You like, oh, if he can hit it, oh, I know I can hit it. And she like, don't work like that, fam, if you don't get your ass away from me. So I think a lot of that is, yo, I'm smart, I'm funny, I'm witty, I do this in the barbershop all the time. And you think that's just gonna translate to a million people. And I think you are sadly mistaken. And your ego's too big. You gotta be provocative, you gotta be funny, you gotta be informat. Like, it's a lot of components that go into this. And you gotta work hard at it. You gotta get better at it credit. Yeah, people won't even, like, watch. Like, if you're just starting a podcast, you gotta study your audience. You got to study yourself. You got to Improve your craft. You got to watch yourself 10 times and see where you did this and where you did that. The little things that people don't do is what successful people do all the time and watch other people's. Yes. To get a bar for production and show. Like, yeah. If you just freestyle and show. This is a funny little thing. Yeah, but that's not what SNL does. Right. You know what I'm saying? Or. Exactly. Late night or. Yeah, I watched SNL last week. Man, they must have introduced 300 in there. Oh, they got a whole new roster. Yo, that. That intro is long. Yeah, yeah. Like on here. Yeah. But back to your podcasters, man. I've been preaching it up here. The only reason I stopped preaching it up here like, this podcast was kind of built on preaching it, but I stopped because I see what y' all want to do. Y' all want to take these needs check. So I'm talking to nobody, but there's no excuse for podcasters on episode 1, 3, 7, 10, 13, and 15 to call me talking about, well, where can I get a check from? Exactly. I'm just not gonna understand it. And they kick my back. And when I say, yo, don't. Don't take a check. Yeah, yeah. I got in this to get a check. My. What are you talking about? Yeah, I don't. I don't. It's the same again, I see a lot of parallels with music. We sit here, you hear all this talk. Yo, go independent, go this, go that. And then there's a lot of rappers that. I don't want to do that. I am looking for a check. I'm looking for a label. I'm looking for a situation here where I can just go and record and y' all do everything else. Same thing with podcast. Don't look at me for the model of that. There's no company out there that's going to pay you all the money. I'm earning, learning. And when you learn that, you. You more. So want to give yourself a shot. Yeah. To go see what you could do on your own. Hey, nah, I'll wait. Yeah, but see the part. I disagree. I. I disagree, too, because the part you went. No, no, not that part. No, I ain't talking about that part. But you went how long without making money? That's the part that a lot of people ain't they. They're not willing to do. Let's say you had 20 million, which. That's a low. We know that's a low. What I'm saying is some Niggas are content with 2, the tax is gonna crack me this year. Some niggas content with 3, they don't need the 20, right? 3 is more than they've ever seen. That's how they're thinking. I know. That's how they think. You know What I'm saying? Three is, nigga. 800,000 is more than a lot of these niggas ever seen. What I'm saying is, I agree with what you're saying. I'm saying those people would be looking at it wrong. Yes, 3 million is. You will do more than suffice. But okay, now when that deal runs up and the people that were paying you look at you and say thank you. We've gotten your audience, we've gotten their habits. We see where they spend, we see the sites that they go to. And we found your replacement. Fucking Pablo came here and talked about, what do you call it? Warp value replacement. Yeah, yeah. So when they do that and say, thank you for your time, we appreciate you. So you got 3 million for a year or two years or three years. Now what. What do you say to. I'm agreeing with you. We just having a conversation. What do you say to the people that follow? Call her daddy. And what she did. She's an outlier. Of course, that's what I tell him. She's an outlier. But I'm just saying if somebody's looking at that model, they might not want to get what she got. 125, 150, some grand, crazy something nuts. But they again hurt her five year run has been meteoric. She started kind of meteoric. They started meteor. That's why. That's why. That's another reason why it's the outlier. But from. She partnered with somebody who. Who was up to barstool. Barstool was doing it in the space. So her and her partner with barstool, they had a good deal, took off. Catastrophic. Had problems. Was able to get out of that at a time when another company was spending all the money in the world. Did that. When that company stopped, you ran into another company that was spending all the money in the world. I'm not even allowed to go in the serious building. That's a joke. I could go in there, but they won't call me. Like when you on the chessboard. Everybody ain't gonna be allowed the same calls and the same plays. That worked for her. She's great. She's great and it works. She's the outlier. That's not everyone's story. To be able to go from one company, get the big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big bag and another, go from there, get an even bigger bag, leave your partner, start from scratch, do it by yourself, go to another company, get the biggest bag. Like, that's a. That's. That don't work every day. We in fairy tale land. Not every day. Especially if you black. Yeah. Not to bring race into it, but you kind of have to. Especially if you black. I agree. Them white people don't get the same. Black people have governors on these apps and websites that the white people don't have. But I'm not about the white blackouts to death. We have a different plight than they have. It's tough for everybody, white and black. But give yourself a shot. Don't just sell out the second that somebody calls you the second that a Steve Stout called the second. I'm just naming names, but anybody that can help you, just here's the rights, dog. You didn't even try to build it yourself. You didn't even try to make it have value. It's like owning a house. You just want to sell the house as is. Or do you want to try to fix up the bathroom a little bit? Nigga, fix the stove, make it look decent. Do something to raise the value of this motherfucker. It just does not make sense. I'm preaching to deaf people because niggas are taking checks, and I can't stop you in this economy. But that ain't the way. I'm never gonna do that. And to answer your question, you said, you know, you get that 3 mil for the year or whatever the case may be, what happens next in their mind, if I got three here, I go. Find another three, or I'm gonna learn a little bit more the next time. I could get seven. Where's my song at? I don't wanna play another one, but where's my song that I'd say to these motherfuckers? Hold up. Come on, man. What are we talking about? What are we talking about? If you wake up and play that song, how could you go sell all your rights off? How? How you go to the companies and say, yo, hey, whatever y' all want to do, just do it here. Here. Hey, puts. Put the stitched ads on my. Hey, put 900 stitch dads in my. Oh, what else you want to do? You want to sell. Sell our the Cadillac, Go ahead. You want to put our in Pepsi, you go ahead and negotiate it. Come back, give me what's left over after that like, it all sound nuts to me. It sounds nuts. I'm that person. You speaking to niggas that don't even understand they right. What'd you say, Mark? I'm that per. Like, I don't think my, my instinct isn't to think entrepreneurially, you know? And when things are intense, I'm like, I need a check and I don't. It's not that I don't want to own shit, but it's not my priority. You know what I'm saying? And so sometimes I don't have, I don't feel like I had a luxury of investing long term. It's like the episode of Atlanta when he was like, you know, poor people can't think about investing. It's like sometimes you think like, I gotta make a move now and I'd rather make 500,000 now than 5 million in 10 years or in 10, 2 years, or 3 years. I'm not saying it's the right or wrong attitude, but I get how people arrive there. Yeah, I, I, I, I see how it happens and I get why you don't do it. But you're wired different. I can't do it. You're wired different. I'm not. I'm you and is just as an example are wired the same way on that I'm not. That about yo fix the bathroom. How much you said he don't take his housewives house. You burning my hand. You talking. No, it's a case by case basis. But I believe to do this again, these rules I'm saying are for I believe the people that are great at it. Right? Like maybe you shouldn't listen to me if you're mediocre at this or are full of doubt and don't really have faith in what you're doing. But if you have faith in what you're doing, then there's no excuse to not give yourself a shot. Like if you really believe that you wanted them. And I'm not saying that you can't do what you saying and what I'm saying at the same time. You could, but don't do one and not the other. Especially when it comes to getting paid off the back end. Especially speaking to a special group of people, bro. Yeah, you are. That's it. And an educated group of people. That's a sad part. I wish I wasn't. Our environment, there's a lot of, you know, a lot of people. What's going on in today's society. Money is a quick fix. Instant gratification is A quick fix for your problems initially, and niggas will sell ass to get it. And then we get trapped. It takes a certain type of vigor to just go through that storm, to sit there and know things is closing in on you. It's just gonna pass. Let me not pick up this call for whoever I owe money to. That's gonna pass. You have to have patience and discipline to say that when I get it, I'll take care of it. If it come, it come. That's a different type of mentality and believing in yourself. And honestly, to your call her daddy point, if that were my story, I wouldn't be like this. Like, I don't want to make it sound like I'm on some fucking glacier standing by myself. If I were able to go places and get my value time after time after time, then I would be Mark. I would have that. Or you would have been them. I don't know your business, but if Spotify came with the right bag, you might have taken that bag and not have taken this particular journey that you took. If Spotify would have came with the right bag, I would have took it. And the only thing that stopped me from taking it would have been the fear of what happens when this is over. Cause if you give it to me once, you definitely don't want to give it to me twice. Like, as black people that's trying to move around in this space, you gotta know it's way more roadblocks for us. There's people on these executive boards, in these C suites. There's fucking stakeholders. That is too many approvals that black people have to get for you to get your checks. All right, you got it once, you think you'll get it twice in three times. And that's where the false sense of security come in, too. Because, again, if that first deal came quick and easy, you think, I can do this again? Or, see, my brain would have been like, yo, I'm going to take y' all money. And even when y' all shut the door, y' all can't take the money back. So now I could build my own infrastructure. Even if I wanted to go the entrepreneurial route, I'm going to take your money and allow your money to fund my own infrastructure. And that's how my brain works. So I'll be in the middle. That's a great way to go. You see what I'm saying? That's a great way to go. But I want to encourage people out there, right? Like, some of these rules don't apply. I I am my own economy. You know, we carry it. So these, these don't apply to me. But I encourage everybody out there to at least attempt to be your own builder. Fail a few times before you say, you know what? True. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go over here and take this bag. I agree with that. This is why this. It's worth it. He believe in that. He believe it's worth it. No, he do. I agree. He do. He believe in that. Even for his. He appreciated that I just come in and. And get to it now because it helped. He helped found the. But he also believes. That's why I think those conversations are. Are pivotal. That's why. Yeah, I'd be mad at you when you be shooting at the Eyo and like that. Sometimes. Do I shoot? Yes, you do. Sometimes before. Before not he be playing. I don't really. I love them, but I. I promote them because again, they. Oh they. Even if they did it by mistake, they awakened a level of awareness and consciousness in our people to be even having these types of conversations. I think before them he has to go there and see the impact. And like he has. I've been there. I know that it's totally different when you go there with them. You have to see, well, I'm introvert. I'm never, never going. I'm not doing that again. But any joke I gotta get against Eyl is all in fun. Yeah. Like the. About them going to Terence J Wedding. That wasn't fun. That wasn't fun. They just be outside all. But it's in fun. I love them. I love everything that they're doing. I love what 520 is doing. It's too many different pods. I love what y' all doing. And it's too many of us. That's great out there now. True. See, that's the thing. When this thing was starting, it might have been a lot of mediocrity around. It's a lot of greatness. It is know the problem in that the greatness is separated through whatever means. It's always a divide. It's never a You Charlemagne. These people. These people attack the. As a collective. It's always. I'm just giving you my observation. It's always a division. So that we can't never like team up like Voltron and hold the white people to the fire. We gotta attack em. You shoot one gun, I'mma shoot a gun. I'mma shoot a gun. As opposed to us shooting one big ass bazooka at the establishment. It's always some level of division. And I think sometimes that is be by design. But see, I disagree with that. Okay? I think that's a common misconception. Me and Charlamagne not be. May not be. Let me talk. I just use. I know, I know, but I like that example, so I want to use. Me and him might not be Kumbaya, but he's. He got a whole. He's the leader of a whole hood. He got a whole section of people where they do. They doing community. Same with me, right? Like when 5:20 came in, we off talking to the side every other month. I'm speed, I'm on with Tank. I'm on with Sean Stockman. I'm on with Fuck. We. We. We get. We get into it. Trying to correct some of the. Some of the missteps that have been had before. Trying to just leave the trail. So other people, yo, how are we doing this? How do you get to it? Like, I do think that we talk. Me and Gil fucking. When I see Stephen Jackson, Matt Barnes. Dumb nigga. Yeah. Like, there is a community. I mean, you just gotta kind of find it. We not all. We not all beefing and just hating each other and just full of division like they once told us we were. It may be a few of us here and there, but I'm talking about the niggas that's really good at this. I'm talking about the people that are really good at this. Like, the information piece be. Be what seeming seemingly because y'. All. I'm not. So I told him when I went up to any podcast I ever went to, at the end of it, I told them, nigga, yo, anything you need, pull up hookah spot, let's kick it. Talk Math was doing it with any podcast that comes my way, I give it to. I don't gatekeep the information. Now what you do when you get it, or it might not be the information they thought they was going to hear. Yeah, that's usually what. It's impossible. Like, you giving the information. Oh, wait, that. Oh, that's not what I wanted to hear from you. And now, because today, Nick, today, because I did what I did, are coming to me for the check. And when I give them the information, they almost look at it like, like, exactly, I asked for the check. Like, I didn't ask for the information. Like, you got it. You know, I'm good. Hire me. See, I don't do that with the people that eat that are even supposed to give me a check. I'm done convincing the convincing game is over. The honeymoon, fate. We did all of that. If you're not giving it to me, I'm going to get it. Get out of my way then. There you have it. There you have it. Yeah. Sorry. No, that's dope. That was dope. Necessary. Pardon me. Yo, Ice, you wrote something on the board. What's up? Cash Money Reunion? Yeah, man, this. This one hurt. Last Friday, Cash Money did their. They were. There's a reunion tour happening and they. The. The stop was in UBS out in Long Island. You went? No, I'm glad I didn't go because the Cash Money Reunion tour, which was supposed to be the hot boys, the big timers, you know, all Cash Money. Yeah. Was BG and Juvenile. Oh, wow. That's it? No, Manny. BG and Juvenile. Yikes. Why? What happened? What do you think is going on? Freeze. What do I think? Yes. Same thing I said. Them niggas don't like each other. There's business that we don't fuck. Everybody don't fuck with each other. Other. That's the same thing. I told y' all about the verses. There is some disconnects here. Turk was kicked off the tour cuz they. He's actually suing them. They've been countersuing him. There's lawsuits involved over there. Wayne's been on his own thing. Like, there's. There's. It's. I would at least thought Baby and. And Manny would be at the Cash Money reunion. Cash Money. Sheesh. I'm sure they own the. The trademark. Like, I'm sure they own something. Like, yo, y' all can't have this unless we say, okay. They was on some of the dates before. I don't know what happened. For. Again, there's. There's something going on. Guys, is there a point as a fan where you could be like, this ain't what I signed up for. I want my money back. Like, how many people got beat up for it to even count as a reunion? More than two. That's what I mean. Yeah. For real? Yeah, for real. I think if I'd have went, I would. I would have wanted my money back. We had that in the Slaughterhouse show contracts. It had to be three of y' all there for it to be Slaughterhouse. That's what I'm saying, right? Yeah. Yeah, it should be. Makes sense. Like, I'm so sorry for everybody that went. But that's damn shame. Damn shame. All right. What? It's a damn chain. What happened? What happened to Craig, man. No, some is like I ain't got to do that. I know. When we go on tour, there needs to be at least three of us there. What's. When we do our tour? How many. How many gonna have to be there? We're never touring. That's where every month it changes. No, no, no, no, don't. I never. My touring day is over. I'm never going to do it again. It's over for that. Okay, but like local, like some. A couple of pop up shows. Yeah, I'm with that. Okay. That will never happen again. Fair enough. Sorry you missed that one. Missed that one, buddy. It was a great era. Figured out how to do this from the couch. Boy. Y' all go out there. I've never been able to leave the house. Sell your merch. Yeah, I ain't leaving the house. But yeah, a few pop up shows. I'm not mad at that. We gotta do that. What you said we making at that venue, Dennis. Dad. Oh, because we do the show, I'm not gonna make no money. I ain't gonna make a dime. How you figure? Because I have a calculator. That's why I have a calculator. Yo, I hate when he do this. I do too. This is Smoking Screen. No, it's not a smoke screen. He's 100. Honest. He's honest. He's right. No, I'm not a dime. He's not a dime. Cigarette money, paying production. But you're making money. Make cigarette money. Not the money. That's not money. So are you talking about. I'm talking real money. Let me ask you a question. Talking that money, because a lot of people use that as smoking. Smoke Screen. I gotta pay production. I gotta pay y'. All. I gotta pay this, I gotta pay that. Why do you think that's a smoke screen? You're not dumb, but let me finish my statement. You're not dumb. I don't think you're gonna get into any situation where you're going to not make the money that you want to make. Which is why he said I'm not going on tour. Yeah, but the tour. He said he's still gonna do a pop up show. That's what I'm saying. I do a pop up show and not make no money. That's a courtesy. That's not. What's no money made? That's not slaving. All right. It means, can I try less than seven figures. All right, let's just say. Don't do that, Mark. Cuz they serious. No, no, no, no. Because I'm Thinking about last. I'm talking about old. That's why I'm thinking about. Oh, wasn't this. Listen, if you. Let's just say. Bro, I'm listening to you. I can say this. Let's hypothetically say Joe makes 2 million a month. Yes, hypothetically. Okay, Right, right. Look cool, right? His stomach just around three, right. He got sick. So listen, if I go on tour and I tour six times out the month and I only get back a half a million dollars, it's not worth it. Is it worth me slaving, getting on a plane, going through airport, gotta deal with the sound check, the production, the this, the that, argue with the people, the fans, all of that stuff. Stuff to make less money than I could make sitting on my couches. No, I got it, I got it, I got it. Because it's gonna have to be insured. Yeah, you're gonna have to put some of the money back into the show. You're gonna. I want a musical performer at the end of the show. I want to do live sleepers. Gotta pay him. Did you not. It's. No, I mean, I don't want to discourage anybody out there. Y' all do what works for you. Some of these niggas are not on the show. I came in my room, she was in the bed. Somebody's gonna run out of this. We're not talking about with the pop up show. You think you'll do pretty good, right? The pop. You know what? I'll do the pop up shows in New York somewhere. We could drive. It's not for no money. I'm doing it just on some fan one, two, on some vanity. One day we might pop up at Radio City just on some van. Just a pure vanity place. I'm not trying to make no money, but we did it. Put something on that you ass and that's it. But as far as money, I'm gonna walk away with seven grand. More than seven. But come on. Even. Even if it's seventy these. Seventy, you wouldn't do it. Even if it's seventy these. Let's not get crazy. Seventy grand. We do back to back shows. If I walk with 70 grand, but the numbers off. But you would get some more. You would get, you would get. You would get 70 cash. 70 grand for a show. I'm just freestyling. That's on a high. That's on a high number. You get 70 grand for sure. There's a lot of names now. Y' all go break it down. There's a lot of things. Break down. By the time y' all finish breaking the 70 grand down, I'm gonna get about seven grand. There's a lot of out here that don't have half the following as you that's packing out the java center. The are we talking about here? Please, you could do. I understand what you're saying, but I feel like you are smart enough and wise enough to figure it out. To figure it out. Please do not. But I figured it out. That's why I'm on my house make no money. Cuz I remember what you said when we was planning that other tour. I remember the comment you made and said I'm buying a Patek off of this. Oh, I don't know what you talking about. Ice. So if I'm buying a protect off of tour. No, no, no. I, I get off some dates. No, no, no. Let's say a couple dates. It was, it was a couple dates. I I, I, I with the whole what you make them up. I get that. That, that's why I said what is some money? That's all I ask. What is that? Our wasteful conversation. What some look at is waste, some look at as edible. Like for the show to even, even for the show to make sense. Right? Yeah. Let me hear this. I gotta be tech9 on the merch. I gotta bring trunks of merch here for this to make sense the way I want it to make sense. And everybody in here gotta buy something like it just which they would. I want to do it for y' all so y' all can have the tour. The, the show experience. Yeah. I want to see Ish in his bag like I want to see y' all have the show experience. What's the show? I'm not looking at it. It's not, it's not no more. The X factor for me was the Patreon subscriptions. Do you think that big events would, would spike the memberships? No. No. Okay. Not at all. Not any more than they already do you already. Yeah. And if it was really about the money, right then the POD could never go into it. I would go take all the speaking engagements that are offered to me. Yeah, that's a cheaper. That's efficient. You just take. It's all, it's all profit. I don't. It ain't about. I don't want to do it with you. I don't want to go out and listen, I ain't trying and maybe I need to grow out of that at some point. No, but that's just not what the the tour or the speaking engagement. The speaking thing. Definitely. You should speaking things. If I play with you, man. I wouldn't speak nor shit. What you say. If I made. If I. If I made enough money to not speak. I wouldn't hit the room speak. I would. I would. You'll pick and choose. Yeah. Be very every speaking. I would do five a year. That's dumb. And those five would be pivotal and in the networking ability that you and they have to be real. Five. It'll be five of them. It has to be five of them. It has to be five like you get in Silicon Valley giving a speech question. I just left San Fran. All that tech. They talk crackheads and homeless people and boys bombs. I know all of them. They got a different type of crap. Some of them got different skag. I was. Got houses in the side of a mountain. I am. I love saying friends photos change based on their mood. The amount of feet between the homeless and the. That invented some. Oh yeah. Using the tenderloin. Then it ain't. Yeah, it's nasty down there. I'll buy one of them. Nasty tenderloin. Yeah. Looking for the other. Silicone Valley. Pretty funny Sometimes. That's pretty funny. What else? What else needs our attention? What else needs our attention? What's the Twitter rage bait thing? I don't know the story. Oh yeah. They got you. Yeah. They pulled back the curtain. Yes, they did. This is great. This is amazing. Twitter went. And you can now click on the profile to see where the account was created it and how many times they changed their name and when they started their account. And what we're coming to find out is a lot of these people that have been cosplaying as black hip hop lovers are non black, non American, non black, non American. People from India and Australia and outside of hip hop to. To your world. Like people inciting political it not American. Wow. Which is bigger to me, Hip hop is worldwide. So it is what it is. But like when you start talking about American politics. MAGA pages. Yep. All this and you're from wherever. That's weird. Nah. Some of these hip hop like they was from New York. That's true too. They were non black. Saying it was. It was. It was Hip hop's worldwide. But you can't do that. Yeah. Yeah. If you're a white boy from Sweden. How much now? I grew up in Harlem Bridge. It's different. Yeah. Yeah. Some of these have changed their name 39, 49 times. It show you how many times the name been changed. Yeah. Wow. One of These Kendrick fans is going through it. Oh, yeah, yeah. The DHS page is going through it. What's dhs? The Homeland Security. They found out that was made in Tel Aviv. And then they went and did an update. Then they went and did an update and said, okay, government pages are exempt. We will not show where they're made from. Wow. Yeah. Where must you say I was made from? Where is that? I don't look at your thing. I don't know Livingston much of the shadow band A. We can't find that. He got you muted. Yeah, that's up. Up. This is interesting, though. I don't know what it'll do long term, but it is nice to be able to go through and look at the people talking and be like, you're not who you're pretending to be. And then this is like you catch yourself. Like, I'm really sitting here letting this person rage. Bait me. I love looking at what unites America. Word. We so dumb. It goes back to the AI is not real. The Internet is not real kind of conversations that we've been having for however long up here though. And that's a good reminder. Just stop arguing with dumb people online. Because they're literally designed. That would make sense. Yeah. To with you. Like, they don't. Okay. All my thing is they're not real. They're not real. Even if you are real and you get your rocks off by making another person mad. You need a hug my. Or some coochie or something like, go learn how to ski. That is crazy to me. That was a choice. Speaking of Indian rage bait. Hey, Zoharan Mamdani is in D.C. no, he's back. Is in way back. Oh, I should say he went to DC. He went to DC the week he visited Mr. Trump. That was really interesting. It was super interesting. People were expecting this to be like Clash of the Titans. They were expecting all the sparks and fireworks and instead looked like they both pissed off each other's their own bases, you know? Cause they showed up together looking really happy. Smiling. Smiling his teeth. Yeah. Trump was nodding when Mamdani was talking. Mamdani kind of acknowledged what Trump was saying. A lot of people starting to call Mamdani a sellout because of this. See, I hate that. I hate that this is how things should work. Two people with different views should be able to sit in a room and work towards a common goal. Common goal. I was actually kind of inspired by it. I'm not gonna lie. Me too. And he got stuff back. You know, Mamdani was able to have a conversation with Trump. And Trump's not gonna send troops to New York. And the funds that he said he was going to block after Madani won, he's not going to block. So what do you give up to get that? Go ahead. I'm going to give you a piece of 17th Street. That's how it works. Oh, maybe don't step on my. You guys sell crack down there, we got skag over there. We'll get you a piece of 119th Street. You got that, dog. But that's politics. I don't think Trump was ever sending troops to New York. I don't think he was ever cutting the funding for New York. I. Threats, all threats. I think. I think you can't play with New York a certain way. And his friends. His friends. I think people that he calls friends would be impacted by that. New Yorkers, they would be impacted by that. Like, Trump is a New Yorker at heartbeat. Like, be clear. That is New York through and through. So I think he would never do that. I agree. I think the fact he's such a New Yorker is why he had the meeting. I don't think if Madani's mayor of Chicago, he's taking him in. I would agree. He would definitely agree with. I think that's what this was about. Better for both of them, for them to find common ground. I agree. Yep. And stick to that. What I will say is, if anybody out there thought it looked like Mom Donnie got sunned out, it did. Okay, I see how it looked like that. It did. It didn't look like that to me. If you're a man, them reporters was. Yo, you've said all these horrible, mean things. You've called them a fascist. You should call it yada, yada, yada, yada. What do you think? He was about to get in his political answering bag. Trump. Hey, big dog. Don't even answer. Don't answer that. Just cop to it. Yeah, yeah, I am. I'm everything. I am. Whatever you say. Yeah. Don't worry. I. I'll hold nothing against you. You still get that money. I looked like that as something, but. Well, that is a sunning. You have to look at it like a sunning. But by definition, yo, if somebody asks you something, you put your code switch voice on and I say, yo, you ain't got to answer that. And then you shut up. Nah, it's just saying that. Don't. Don't let them. Cause division. Whatever. That's all. I took that. Yeah, yeah. But it's tough when the way to not. I'm not mad at Mom Donnie getting Sundown by Trump. I think that's the smart thing to do. But I don't feel like you did come off like that to me. I think I'm in agreement with you. I just think that he is going to get an education that he wasn't prepared for. Mom Donnie. Yeah. How? See, I don't see that. I think at 34 years old, yo, he's not the mayor of Tupelo, Mississippi, my nigga. Right. He's the mayor of New York City, so the financial capital of the world. And I think it's so many moving parts that he is not prepared for or that he may not even know if exists at play here, that there's going to be an education. I'm not saying it's going to be he's going to fail. I'm saying he's going to get an education. And if y' all don't think he's going to get an education, y'. All. Of course, yeah. I think all politicians get education. When you going from running to governing is always it. But I thought you mean, like, he was uniquely going to have some kind of. Like he was going to be taken by surprise in a way that most other places are. I'm with Ish. I think New York City has a lot more moving parts than bro. New York has a lot more. So, yes, every politician is going to learn something. Every New York mayor, I'm saying I don't think he's anything special about Mamdani's run. That makes, I think every mayor, everybody who. I think Eric Adams had that experience. I think Dinkins had that. I think everybody has that experience. Yeah, I think. But I think they were old. It's a total different thing here. Eric Adams was the senior chief of the police department. Whatever. He already had, he lose some of that. He had a fundamental understanding of who got a budget, where this budget's supposed to go, who we asked for. Like, don't do that. Well, I'm done. He's an assemblyman, though. That's exactly what he does. I mean, that's exactly what he does. He's not just some dude from the street. That's what I'm saying. He wasn't that. They don't know the history of him. That's what it sounds like. This is what I'm saying. I think that if you've been in public and I don't. No, listen. I think if you've been in public office for 20 years. 30 years. You have more of an experience. You've worked in different roles, right? You get experience from over here. You get experience from over here. You get experience from over here. I think that's why, in my opinion, I don't think the president should be under a certain age. Obama was the youngest, right? Ever. I think so. No jfk. Yeah. Obama was right there. And I think that because when you getting older and you in more business, etc. Etc. It's just experience breeds information and education sometimes. It also breeds bad habits sometimes. Yes, that part too. But I think that in New York City, bro, this is some is an anomaly over here. See, and that's why I got to read. Don't assembly member me to death. An assembly member is an elected representative who serves in a state or regional legislative assembly. They represent their small region constituents, help shape state policy, advocate for their district, and vote on legislation and state budget. Okay, I see what you're saying. All of that sounds like minor league baseball. No, it's like being in the House of Representatives, in Congress and running for president. It's literally the same thing. It's like this is the Congress of New York and he worked at the state level. He knows exactly how to get money for the state because he worked in the state, I think. And honestly, he has more political experience than Bloomberg did. I mean, like, I get what y' all are saying, that being older and being. No, we don't. Yeah, I don't know what Mark. And see, we gonna disagree. And I don't feel like. I don't feel like beefing with you. Bloomberg ran. Bloomberg ran. You talking about, like, public politics? Because that's what you said politics. A moment ago. You said when you've been in office, New York, they talk about something. It's not that I'm missing what y' all talking about. I'm just. And I'm not disagreeing with you. I get having experience in other sectors matters. Having decades of experience in the business sector, which Bloomberg obviously did matters. I'm not disagreeing with any of that. All I'm saying is that. Is that Mamdani's not starting from zero. That's all I'm saying. You said he has more. You said he had elected. I'm talking about elected office. Because that's what you had said earlier. That's all I'm talking about. You said he had more political experience than Bloomberg after you said political office. I'm talking about political office. And what I'm thinking is for Bloomberg to get be One of the richest people in the United States of America and be housed in New York for this long amount of time. You've been playing politics. Politics plays a huge amount in that for you to get that level of success. Do you think I'm disagreeing with that? No. But you said he had more political experience than we going in circle. All right, let's stipulate when I said political at that moment. Office. Yes. That's why I keep saying elected office. And I was only saying that in response to you saying elected office. Let's take elected office because we don't have to go back before. I'm saying I agree with everything you just said. Okay. The only thing I was disagreeing in this whole conversation was that Mamdani is not. He's not just walking in office. He's not lacking political experience. There are others who have a specific kind of experience that is especially helpful in New York, like working on Wall street or like having. I'm not disagreeing with anything y' all are saying. I'm just saying. I'm just disagreeing with this assertion that people have that Mavdani, starting from zero, that he doesn't have experience, he doesn't know how government works, he doesn't know how to navigate. That's all I'm saying. Got it? Yeah. I think he's gonna be actually quite adept at that. And he's put together a team of people who are very good at that. If anything, some of his political opponents from my side of the aisle are worried that he's bringing too many people who are old school New York veterans. They're also mad that he kept the same police commissioner because of that. So he's bringing in veterans. Did he bring in new graphic designers? I think he's waiting for you to give some suggestions, Maudani. Dawg, that font, yo, is over. That font seems. Just change the phone. Just change the phone. I can't tell you what it seems like, but change the font. Change the font anyway. Valid, valid, valid, valid, valid criticism there. Yo, you all right? What else we need? What else we need? I'm having a blast. Yeah. No, I'm having an absolute blast during this holiday broadcast, yo. Yeah. Call your family members. Invite that cousin. Let that cousin come over. Let that cousin come over. Get a plate. The one you ain't spoke to in a few. The one with the temper. The one that's a little violent. Come on. Let that cousin come over. Should we do the sad. The sad stuff real quick? The rps. Yeah, it's time for the rips, man. We got a bunch of them. We do, unfortunately. Yeah. Let's start with some. The music ones. Yeah. Jimmy Cliff, man. Jimmy Cliff, reggae legend. Absolutely, man. One of the giants. I first got introduced to him from the Hard of Day Company. Same. Yeah. The great film, obviously, but also the music soundtrack was one of the best soundtracks ever. One of the best soundtracks ever. Island Records might not exist if it's not for Jimmy Cliff. Yeah, yeah. I think this. When I think of the height of reggae, I think there's two names. There's Bob Marley and there's Jimmy Cliff. And unfortunately, Jimmy Cliff sometimes doesn't get the respect he deserves. Yeah, he put Bob onto the label, the label over there and then ultimately Island Records. So, yeah, Bob would have been Bob without him. But no doubt he helped a lot early on in his career. Rest in peace to the great Jimmy Cliff. Rest in peace. Jimmy Cliff, man. Go watch Hard of the Come. Great movie and great soundtrack. Yes. And of course, Jelly Bean Johnson. One of the great drummers of all time. One of the great music producers of all time. When you think about the Minneapolis sound, when you think of how Prince sounded, when you think about the time about the Jets. I mean, any. Any that sound of Minneapolis is. Is him. He also, you know, produced for Janet Jackson. He produced for A New Edition. But as a drummer for the time and as a producer in. In his era, there are a few people as. As influential as him. He's one of people who doesn't get the credit he deserves. Definitely, who got so many. Viola Fletcher, Rest in peace. She was the last or the oldest, excuse me, the oldest living member. A survivor from the Tulsa Massacre. If y' all remember black Wall street or know the story of black Wall Street. When there was a self sustaining black economic community that was destroyed purely because it was a black self sustaining economic community. It was one of the great American tragedies that really didn't get any semblance of justice until the last four or five years. And still no reparations. She fought until the day she died for reparations. She died at the age of 111 and vowed to have reparations. And we're still gonna fight. But rest in power to Viola Fletcher. God bless her. Of course, we also have the great Rodney Rogers. Oh, man. One of the most underrated by far players we've seen. Remember him? Back in back. That was our childhood, right? Wake Forest. Wake Forest. He was tough. Nobody could stop him. He was a Ronnie Rodgers. Don't get nowhere near the credit he deserves. Not even close. He was. He was the first big muscular power forward that kind of could step out body you move around was mobile dunk on you. He was a force. Ronnie Rodgers was a force to be reckoned with. Them Denver teams he was on, that's when they was tough like is her. How old was Ronnie Rodgers when he passed? He was in his 50s, if y' all don't know. He was in an ATV accident in his hometown, Riley, and he had a major spinal surgery. What they call it the halo. For a while. Yeah, he was paralyzed. He's paralyzing. And the complications from that surgery ultimately led. Led to his death. So last. So we continue the unfortunate trend of black men between the ages of 40 and 60 just getting out of here. Yeah. Yeah. It's that rest in peace to all those legends, all those giants, for sure. This gotta be a top 20 song ever made. Gotta be this update. Mm. Come on, man. Your rest in peace. A heart goes out to their family, friends, fans and loved ones, each and every one of them. Yeah, man, let's get the vibe right, get the groove back right. Talk to. Black people. If you just now tune in, ain't got a great show lined up for you. Yo, quick little change of pace here because we were talking about, you know, rest in pieces. Did y' all see the video of Shorty that was climbed down in the Damn. Yes. Yes, I did. When they were lowering the casket. They were lowering the casket. Side chick jumped in. Jumped in. In the family. What? The family. The family was funny. Family hung down, though. Wigging out. Down. Look at her. They put the beats on her. Yeah. Yeah. That's what you're supposed to do, though, is it? No, it's not what you're supposed to do. I totally disagree with that. Time out. This is the side chick. While the wife in them is there at the funeral and you cutting up like this. Yeah, the family's supposed to beat your ass at that point, bro. I don't believe that. You know, you can't beat someone up at the funeral. I don't believe that. Why not? I totally disagree with that. I said you. I just let it jump in. Yeah, go ahead, sir. Right. Crap this thing up, guys. Oh, crazy as hell. Party over, right? Can't jump down in a hole. In the hole. I totally disagree with that. Please. I can't believe your take the human beatbox. Nigga. Is you crazy? See, that's an ass. You are disrespecting my entire family. Exactly. By jumping Big mama sitting right here I look at that totally different. Yo. Everybody grieve the way they want to grieve. Cool. You gotta grieve like that at home especially. You knew you was the side. Can't jump in a grave at home, right? My dog don't jump in the grave. Here, sit over here like everybody else. Wait till everyone clear out or something. It's gonna be grave consequences when you jump in his grave. They grabbed one hand, she flew up. Even got hits in. I think you lied. I think that there's a side chick etiquette that should happen at funerals. It ain't. And burials. Joe, stop playing, bro. You trolling, man. Come on. I think the family should have got that young lady up out of there expedition by the scruff of her neck like a cat. You trying to say they shouldn't put no hands on her? Don't, don't. Don't beat up. No, no. I think that's a solid rule. But my views are. I'm in the minority on this. Okay. At a funeral. I think we honoring the dead. They're going to make this sound like I'm some type of cheater champion. Well. But no, I am not. I am not. I am against it. Don't cheat out there at all. At a funeral. I think we honoring the dead. That means we're honoring the dead. If the dead had a side, which they normally do have a side that was really important to them. I'm not just talking about some bum ass side. I'm talking about the side that's jumping in the burial. If they had that type of side and you just learning about it at the funeral. I get it. It hurts. But I don't think you beat that lady up. I don't think that at all. So let me ask you this. Maybe escort her out politely. I agree. Escort her out of there. Get out of there. It's your family. So y' all can get her out of there. But don't, don't. And no one pissed me off. The family members that beat it and knew. It's family members there that knew. Those be the ones swinging first. Yeah. I just think that's corny. I do too. But I think if we. I had to have an uncomfortable conversation with my girl about this. If we honoring the dead. Think about this. You can't just leave that there. Everybody move. Expound. Please say more. Well, expound mean they gonna think it applies to me. But just a good talk came up and we had it where it was like if you learned something that you didn't know at the funeral. Don't disrespect my funeral. All right, well, Shorty Joe, stop, stop, stop. Shorty. You don't think Shorty jumping in there. And you knew you were aside. You knew your position. So for you to come jump in the grave and do all of that shit at my funeral, you are dishonoring me and my family and my funeral. So you. I'm not saying that we gonna fight fire with fire, but sometimes the grill get a little hot. I want to explain to the audience that I'm totally aware that my views are of the minority. It's conversation, bro. It's not a debate. Like, I'm not. I ain't. If you. If you supposed to be honoring me. Ish. I received what you're saying. You might. I might have left that stash at your house. You might got a couple hundred over there as the side. And this is gonna sound nuts, but I'm gonna say it. I don't give a. As the side. Once you die and it comes time to honor you, I think side chicks should get a grace that is not normally there. I agree with that. The side chick is the one that had to be quiet for the last 25 years that knows all your secrets. So you're dead. You're dead now. I agree with that. She is affected. She's hurt. I agree with Job. She's up. No, I agree with that. I know what to wear. The side was the relationship and the wife wasn't. Now the funeral. The brothers is telling the side. No, you can't come to the funeral. Get the out of here. It's like how you want aside to react to that is all I'm saying. I'm not trying to say what is right or wrong, but I'm. Don't be at my funeral. Don't touch nobody in my funeral. They deserve ever. The people here love me. I don't give a. If you just found out about them. Don't touch nobody at my. I think that's the ultimate question. Like, if you're the person who just passed away, the question is, what would Joe want to happen? Well, I'm not gonna handle sides at my funeral. No, I know. Or me or whoever. Like, what would the dead person want to happen? And they don't want their side chick getting jumped. Well, the dead person wouldn't want his. He didn't want the side chick found out about while he was alive. So he probably don't want to found out now. He also don't. He don't Want to jump in the grave Neither. I'm not. I'm not saying. But I'm saying I wouldn't double down on. She did something crazy. Escort her out. We got to get out first. She wouldn't get out. She landed. We got to get. Get out. Well, it's more than one way to get her out. Yeah, the neck, the hair, the arm, the ankle. Jo, my man, you going to get out this do not go to my funeral. Hey, reception. You cool? Mingle with the family. Eat the funeral. Stay away. Reception. Hey, matter of fact, I will let my son let you in to come see me a little early. That family come in? Yeah. You come to the wake, you can come to the. Where the body is in the living room and keep it cute. Be quiet, play cool. Don't let people know what time it was. I would imagine right there. Any side ain't jumping in the burial plot trying to die with the. Some sides try to grandstand at the funeral. Oh, yeah, it's definitely passive aggressive. Some sides try to. We can't take that. I know what you told. I seen the one where just cool. But there's some that grandstand they little mama, little mama mama. Then she should be escorted out. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. You don't beat her ass. It's not. I got different levels of escort. They escorted out. You know all the levels. Grab right then. Oh, he know. Say that he know. He don't know. He know I don't know the levels, so how would he know I know the levels. Is there going to be anybody at yalls, knock on wood or plastic or whatever you need to. Is there going to be anybody not aside? Because I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about your wife or your partner learning about a relationship that you had that she didn't know about at the funeral. It don't have to be aside. No, no, no. I died. But it's possible. All right, y' all politically correct. I mute up is. Are any of yalls old work coming to the funeral? Yes. How many though? Give me like a gauge. You have old work? Cuz that's what's going to tell you. That's what's going to let me know. Come on, look at the room. A handful. Five? Sure, about five. Got a lot of old work, but I'm. Yeah. And some of my old work I'm cool with. Like you can't cry too hard next to my wife, work or girlfriends. When you say work. Yeah, I'm about to say that's different work. Oh, no, see, to me, more work than girls. More work is coming. Nigga, you was running around. Y' all was. Y' all had matching officials. That's. That was my girl. That wasn't work, but it was still matching officially. She gonna come with an official chain and she's an extra girl up, too. Let me ask you a question. You cool with your exes or something? Do you think that any ex. Oh, yeah, she coming. That's. That miss. She coming. Did that miss that? He's crazy. Do you think that anyone would be extra at your funeral? Like, okay, so then you. You know that there's some shit. He's well loved. Niggas do love him. I know he's well loved. So you're not gonna tell him? Yo, listen, if I die, don't play around my funeral. But here's the thing. Ish's funeral is gonna be so well attended. Emotion is different. You can't tell somebody. I'm gonna meet your girl at your funeral. What? They gonna feel any emotion, Maybe. Oh, God. Gotta introduce myself. I work. I worked with him. We did a pod together. The whole front row, like, here. Don't. Don't introduce yourself to Joe at his funeral. They gonna tell me I can't sit in the first four rows. Now I gotta shoot it up. Now I gotta shoot this up. I'm sitting in the first four with my man. You know me. My man was on here. You can't do. No, the first two rows would be for families. White family. When they get to that third, third and fourth. I better be up in there. N. They gonna have you. Got you on the other side. Yeah. You gonna have you in the back. Yeah. Fuck outta here. Standing room like they had me at my aunt's funeral. I. I still gotta talk to my family. He still talking. He is not off that shit. You still ain't speaking about that? Cuz, I know what happened. I ain't even know we own a funeral home. Oh, y' all niggas is royalty down there. Yeah. You own the. Yeah, it was in New York. Holy shit. Anyway, I don't need no phone calls on Thanksgiving week. Yo, shout out to my family. Yo, I love y'. All. Yo, I did have something in my family happen where a family member passed and his. I might get in trouble. His girlfriend found out that he was married. Hey, but that happens. That happened to my man. Yo, that happened to my man. Rest in peace. Cory know him now. Cory don't know him. Corey don't know him. That Was a lot. You don't know him. The rest in peace. Was having sex with his side and had a heart attack. Oh. Oh. And that's rough. The. The girlfriend thought he lived with his sister. This is a true story. She went to the house to tell the nigga's wife that he passed away. No. And thought that the wife was. She was going to his sister's crib. Oh, my Lord. Yo, so the wife, in that moment, found out that her husband was cheating. And dead. And dead. Damn. Nah, that's not okay with me. Yeah, that's not all right. But she ain't. No. So it's different. But still. Now you allowed to grab that little 22. No, you don't. That's what you allowed to grab the 22 for. The people that didn't know. But you can't put the beat box on somebody that jumped in the casket. You can't be the deliverer of the news too, though. I'mma be the deliverer of the blows when they jump in the casket. Are you crazy? Yeah, you can't jump in. Wait a minute. So if, God forbid, your wife, your lady, would have passed before you take it off, me and A did. If something happened and you are unbeknownst to what's going on and somebody come deliver some news to your door, you can't be mad at that person. Somebody that knows you married and jumped. If you was the victim of it, like, would y' all react that way? Like, would y' all beat up. Would y' all beat up a dude if you found out at the funeral? That's what I'm saying. Like, if you some nigga was jumping in the cage, the rules change. If it's the other way around. That's why I'm asking. Because I feel like they might. So y' all at the funeral, your lady in the cast. I'm not even looking at it like that. Cause the die first, right? The you're gonna die before your wife. Hate to be the bear. Bad news. Yeah, but play with Mark. I'm planning my wife's funeral. I'm at my wife at the funeral, looking ass jumping in the casket. He jumping the casket come right. Rakim jumping the crash. What do you do? This gonna be some Jamaican come up in there. My girl think I don't know her type. It's your mom. I'm telling you right now. My nigga's gonna look at me. It's go time. That's it. It's go time. That's it. And not one Word gonna be said and you're not gonna stop. I'm in the casket with them. Oh, part of party time is you crazy nigga. Parks, would you. What would you do? This is a toxic. I do think it changes what it's a dude. I do think it changes what it's a dude. So what would you do? Someone else is gonna handle it. But I might come outside. But you're not stopping it. No, wait a minute. All this decorum and about. You can't beat up the girl. You can't jump in the gasket. The girl. The girl. You can't beat up the girl. Respect black woman and white woman. But if some man start jumping on her ass, wouldn't hit the girl that jumped in no casket. No, I get you, but if. Yeah, but if the. The other family females feel like they whooping ass, well, we whooping ass. If somebody come to my wife funeral. I already know. I already know. You don't know. It's gonna be the law. Shoot him. You gonna look at Junior like, get him. JR Might think the way he act. Yo, you crazy mom did what? Calm down. My mom. What. What world am I living in? You crazy? Yeah. Hell no. I could do the same, Mark. Oh, yeah, definitely. You black your wife too much too. You. You know, I would stop if, if, if. If I would look to my peoples. If my peoples jumped in the casket, I wouldn't stop them. You would lend it. But I wouldn't be. I wouldn't be ordering it, but I was. I. I probably just say you wouldn't have to love you there is going to jump on their ass. Put your ph. Bull. You are quick tempered. If a came in, disrespected your family and jumped in that casket, guess who will be a sucker, too. He was calling you the ultimate sucker. And he called you a sucker. He calling you a sucker ass. I'm saying I would probably do what y' all would do. I know, but I probably would. You. I'd like. I'm sorry. I wish I was better, but I probably. Shut your ass up saying probably I wish I was better. Shut the. I do. Hey, I can't. If I'm there, I wouldn't. We him up. We him up. I wouldn't jump in the casket, though. But if y' all did, I wouldn't stop you. No, we hand like this. Yo, did he just do that? He just do that? Yo, Melissa, stop talking, whispering. And where my basement at? Can you imagine Joe, too. Oh, that would be bad, man. Corey. That would be bad Come here. Did this just walk? Jamaican my girl to grab me by the lapel out the casket. Who is this? You did what? You did what? Hell, no. Y'. All. No. Open this back up. Open this back up. Don't let her find out before the funeral. Now. Now I get the bum. Look, if you find out before the bombing fluid, you gonna get the cheapest bombing fluid. No makeup. Shape up. Mustache off. My friend's gonna be at that. Like, yo, Jo, Look at your dumb ass. Some purple, some ugly. Going to give you the old tank top. We laughing. That's. This is too much of a triggering topic for me. The wives that find out after their husband's death that some was going on. So now they playing around with us. They. The funeral. His family friend. It's a serious topic, so I don't want to laugh too much about it. Planning is a thing. No. Yeah. Like my people's going through it. It's a. It's a thing. I got a bunch of people. It's a thing. Yeah. Going through it all to you. If you're going through it. Happy holidays to y' all out there. Oh, thank y' all for listening to us on this beautiful holiday week. Indeed. What else? What else? What else? Somebody grabbed Mario's dick while he was performing. And they had a wedding. They had a wedding ring on the out. I was. See, speaking of. I was very frustrated with that. With that. Why you was jealous. Oh, of which one? Everybody grab one tight ass. Nobody grabs the ones that go at me. They not grabbing. He could be up there talking all the free last he want. Long time. Tight ass pants. Ain't nobody grabbing them. Long time. It don't be nothing shaking. There's some education groupies out here. Oh, o. I don't doubt that. Mark attract the crazy one. I don't doubt that. He said it, not me. I had a good follow up. I've learned. Slow down. Sometimes the good joke is. No, he's be getting with that reading. You hear Joel, the nerve. What you saying? No. I mean, obviously, if you on stage, people think it's you on stage. Cause you're a dude. You could just do whatever you want. Sometimes you don't want everybody to grab your dick or anybody to just randomly grab your dick. Like that's not okay. You know what I mean? And if you want that, that's different. But like, there gotta be some consent, no matter who the person is. But I wasn't even tripping about that part. Cause I'm used to that kind of shit happening it was the wedding ring. I didn't even see that until y' all said that. Cause you're not a real ring looker, right? Yeah, I didn't look for rings until I got married. So the first thing I noticed when I saw that left hand go up, up was the rock. That rock on her hand. You can't have a rock on your hand. Grabbing. Grabbing dicks. If your man got a little rock, she might be out trying to get gibrals. You never know. My get your brothers you talking about. That's crazy though. You a freakish again. What's the limit? If you saw your wife's banded hand throwing panties. Why you got. Why. Why you over here? Got to take it somewhere. You know what's going to happen. Hey, you. Back? Yes. When did you get back? You got deported? No, I had to escape. I'm on the run. Send me something, you linky head. Tell us a bigger. Everything y' all say about this work environment is. Is true. What would you do? C you look ma do. If I seen like it depend on what they doing. That's where I was going. Like, if you seen like panties get thrown, you probably don't trip, right? Like, what's the line of what they can do? Come on. No, cuz, we don't understand. Sing the song. What's the line? No, cuz I enjoy the show. Step in place. And not too many of them don't sing the bridge. You can sing all the words and don't tear up. Like, we went to a Jodeci show last year. And my wife loves Mr. Dalvin. She's loved Mr. Dalvin since high school. And he was grabbing women, you know what I mean? And she took a step back. Is he still in the. And she did the same thing. And she did the same thing with Most Def at his show. Like, he was giving out roses. She wouldn't take a rose, right? What? No. Cause she. She thought she'd be disrespecting me. She would be. That's a good thing. I hate these niggas. Yeah. I'm saying like she. You right there. She don't play the educator. Shit. She don't play with you? No. I think you a serial killer on the load. Word? That's a word. You ain't do that with Leon. Yeah. Are you talking about not Leon? You talking about what's my man name? My man at the Muslim. He wasn't there. She probably would have. Yeah, I dodged the bullet on that one. But. But no, she felt like she be disrespecting me. And I said to her, like, it's cool. Like, I don't care if you take a rose or grab Mr. Dalvin. Now you. You should ask the husband. Stop. Now. She grabbed his dick. All right, let me ask you. Mark, stop. Mark. If Usher walking around with the cherries. We was at the Usher show. I came here. I think he was out there. We was here, and Usher was coming around with the cherries. And I was a little anxious. No, you wasn't. Cause you looked at that with that face like I already knew she wouldn't have did it. Exactly. Solid. Cause my fear and part of it was. Cause we were. It was at the Barclays, and I thought y' all might see it. Cause it would have been on the screen. We would've seen it. And I was like, if I come in here, my wife did not still gets duffed out by Usher. That would be the worst part. But no, I don't care if my wife do like that. But to me, that's the line. Like, all those things I said are fine. The cherry's a little on the line for me. But no, actually, the cherry's not on the line. No cherries. What? No cherries. No cherries. You got to do the Joe faces flowers, but you can't grab. Sh Was like this. Joe was like this. Can she go on stage? No, she can't go on stage. Oh, Joe was telepathically talking to sh Watching that. She said, yo, you know, I saw Joe figure like this. He was pressing his temple. You let this do some. He feel. No way. And he asked your permission for. Yeah, that's a dope. I zoomed in on my. He had the 4K zoomed. I saw his face. What did I actually end up doing? Did he actually give her the cherries? He was. He wasn't rude. Did he give it a cherries? He wasn't rude. No. Here come Mark bottom there wasn't you here when we discussed this? I'm fuzzy. Everything's fuzzy. Everything's fuzzy right now, I bet. Listen, this is why the Usher shit is funny. We had other topics to get to, but this is why the Usher shit was funny. Right? Cuz that was before any of the Cherry stuff. He was seren before. He was making it a point to pull up or pull up on any attractive girl. That was before the Kiki Palmer. That was before everything, right? Ah, okay. So it was only see me with no evidence or no proof. You know, your girl will say to you, yo, I ain't Got no proof it's girl, you wouldn't understand it. This is what's happening. You don't know this. I know this. I know what's going on. They be right. We be right too. But it sounds so what I say to yo, man, listen. I ain't got no proof, but I think Usher bullshit this. I think this ushers on some. And when I go to shows, nine times out of 10, I'm not telling the performer I'm there, right? I'm not telling them where I'm seated so I can see them when they see us, right? So I didn't have no problem. Usher asked if it was okay beforehand. She got up. She know what time it is with me when we get home. What's that noise? She did the right thing. She did the right thing. However, now. But then we turned around, went to see him at the bar Barclays. I spoke about it here. And when he saw us in that audience that came. He was gyrating in front of me all night. That see me on my girl. She was looking good, too. He was. I thought that he was ravishing. Recruit. All right. My. Yo, dog. That's funny, yo. That's funny. Anyway, shout out to Usher, man. That wasn't nothing. And let your girl have that moment, man. Let your girl have that moment. Autograph some of the best in the world. No dick grabbing. That's your line too, right? Yeah. Look at these. The rich ones. Excuse me? The. Like we just said, like, let your girl have a moment. But that don't mean she could do what homegirl did to Mario. No, no. Right? That's what I'm saying. That's the line. The dick grabbing is the line. My mom. You can't. You could do that. But would it be wise? I hope. Would that be why I'm calling the cops? You got learn today. Did you rethink this? Yeah. R you snitching, right? Oh, yeah. Cuz I think women should be able to do whatever they want with their body. Ride back home. But where you going to live? Yeah. How you live at home? You didn't do that with your body. You did that with his body. Oh, my God. That ride back home is a. You could with any of the. This one. Ride back home. Yeah. How you getting home? I'm rolling down the window. You never call home. Well, you want to grab a dick and get back in the same car you got in or the same house, Please. Them locks is changing. You know, they know and you know my man going to find out he probably wasn't there. So, like, he looked on the Internet and just seen that hand and that rock he bought. Yeah, that's a. That's a. That's a rough one. And I'mma judge you, like, if you my girl, because we could work through anything. Baby, I love you, but I'mma judge you of the dick you grabbing. Like, are you doing all that at the Mario show, right? Like, what. What dick you think is worth grabbing? What dick is acceptable? Come on, y'. All. He said that ain't even worth it, girl. You did that. That Mario, though, it wasn't even Usher. Yeah, it was Baby Face. I could understand. Is you talking about crazy. The show is horrible. Shout out to Mario, man. Sorry. Shout out to homegirl. I heard that Burning Boy show in Houston the other night look like a dud. Oh, for real? Yeah. I mean, if the footage online is. Is true, look like the emptiest show he's ever had. But you can't. Yeah. Words got kind of stitch. What DJ with broke fan. He was arguing with a fan, more or less. And I ain't gonna lie. Sometimes the big, big, big, big, big hit will hurt you. Like since that last live. Now everybody shadow, like, they start expecting you to start producing like that at that clip. And if you don't, I don't think Burner Boy's had a record anywhere near that record. He's been on jo. Joints. Yeah, he been on joints. He got joints, though. When you. When you said the boss early, they start looking at you to produce that way. Not just fans, but the labels. It. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. So shout out to Burn Boy. Yeah. I'm sure he still puts on a good show. If he's not being an absolute. I need to shut. I think he was trying to clear one of my records. I didn't. Shut up. You own it, huh? You own it. Yeah, like a mixtape. You said one of them. Like, he don't know what it is. Yeah. Was like. Well, let me not say what else. What else? Money Long seems to be shading Mariah Carey. I don't know if that's the greatest idea. This stems from when Money Long did the Mariah tribute at the awards, when she sung We Belong Together, they kept panning to Mariah. If you don't know, Mariah is of the Prince tree. She don't really want to hear none of y' all her songs. I thought Money Long did a good job. She. Yeah. So Money Long hired a Mariah Carey impersonator. Oh, Lord. Christmas jokes, too. This is the wrong time. This is the wrong time. You can't dis Mariah during Christmas. You can't. You can't. You're going to lose that battle. Yeah. You're going to lose that battle. I think that would hurt more than help, but I do like. I do like these. These new artists that's standing on business like you, you old hag. I'm. I don't know about that aura that exactly existed before, but, yeah, I'm riding on you. I do appreciate that, but probably a bad time. Well, let me say this. She ain't standing 10 toes because she posted on Twitter since then, y'. All. Don't be the Lulu. I would never disrespect Queen Mariah. All right, So I think the fans. Because the fans were killing her. Sensible. The bots came out, the fans came out, the reporters came out. She's. She's smart, man. You got a real good song out right now. You. You don't need to muddy the water. Yeah, you don't need to muddy the water with anything. They say that Milagros lawyers finally got busy the other day in that Meg trial. And because I need to grow and mature, I don't have anything to tell y' all about it. I heard y'. All. I've grown since the last part. Y' all got it. Y' all got it. You can grow up in three days. They'll grow you. They'll grow you. They'll grow. No, but they said the funny shit. They said, and this is all I'll say about it. But they was questioning her about the Nikki Diss track about the Drake line. But then I think Meg said something about how she lost the Call of Duty deal because she was so frightened to be around guns and yada and anything. Guns was traumatizing. And her lawyers pulled up a clip of her in the pool, like, a couple days after the event with some nigga with a gun. He was dancing with the gun. Gun. All types of. That's all I had. That's my objective. Reporting back to you, Mark. Take it away. Sleepers. Sleepers we had on. We did it. No, we did it. No, no, no, no. Something else that happened. Uzi left Atlantic Records and. Yeah, that was on the list. Uzi's left Atlantic Records responsible for his hits, and it's now with Roc Nation Distributing. Oh, that's interesting. So is this considered an independent move? That's big. It is an independent move. Good for him. That's big. Good for him and the artists of his. I know Y', all. I know. I know the whole. Again. Hey, E, you gotta let these niggas do it, man. Go ahead. Well, that's why I asked. Cause I feel like people are selling, like, an independent move. It didn't seem like that. Listen, so when people say independent move, they take that to mean, now I own my masters. I. I'm licensing it out to whoever. Whereas on the other side of it, it would say it's not independent because it's Roc Nation. Who is. You're not independent. You're aligning with a company that has all. Yeah. A giant that has all the relationships everywhere. So that's where that argument comes from. Is. Is it independent versus isn't it. In a technical sense, it's independent because now the label doesn't own my shit. I own it myself. Myself. So whatever deal I do, if I do a 8515 over here with them, I'm still technically independent because I. I made that. I license it to y' all for distribution, and I own it. Got it? Got it. That's the argument. Well, salute, dude. But it's still. It's still counterpoint, Joe. I wouldn't even listen. I was looking at the next. I don't care about. I don't care if it's independent, if it's not independent. Hey, you niggas do what. What's best for y'. All. It's your career. Take full control of it. Don't listen to on the podcast. Do what you want to do. Respect. And that's what it sound like you did. Yeah, Yeah. I don't have. That's why I don't have nothing. Yeah. I ain't got nothing bad. I got to be with it. I want to see if Uzi can catch another one. That's a couple years. That's all I'm looking to see. You said what? It's been a couple years since he called. I thought that was last summer. I Want to rock. Not at all. I Want to Rock was one of the ones, though. It might have been three. Something. It was three. It might have been three years ago. Yeah, like, it's been a little second. Yeah, them too. You. You can. You can coast for a little bit. That's a big one, right? Yeah, that one in the. The Exo Tour life. And Exo Tour Life might have been seven years. Yeah, that was longer. It might have been longer than it. Yeah. So. But again, good luck. Good luck to Uzi, man. I don't have nothing bad. He already put a record out. I didn't get a chance to hear it yet, but, you know, interested to see how he moves going forward. For sure. Yeah. I don't have nothing to say about. Congrats. You little. That's cooking. Go ahead, man. Get y' all shit off. We don't need to Talk about Kenyon vs Draymond. We can save it for Patreon. JT went off on stage. I can say that for Patreon. Summer Walker, which we did speak about a little on Patreon. I'm only bringing it up because it continued after we left. It did. Where Summer said that Tori sent boxes of Pizza Hut. There were more words exchanged right now online. They. They. They floating around pictures of Summer. Summer's roster, like, in totality. And I grew since last week. So. Let me see the pictures. Game. I'll do it. You want to see it? Let me see see it. I got you. I do not. Saved it. My Rich the Kid. Rich the Kid. Got them out here. Hit a little swipe right there. Look, yo. Hit the swipe, though. For real, Larry. All right. Salute. All right. London on the track. Shout out to London. Lil Meech. Look at these. Look at these. Rico, Reckless. They all look like they get heat from radiators. Rich the Kid. No, they don't. They got radiators in their basket. She got a type, though, though. No, I'm telling you, she got a type. What's the type? What's the type, Flip? I don't know, man. Like, just these young drill looking. Salute. That's why just what she trying to be on ain't really believable for her. I'mma shut up, cuz. That's me and women's business again. But all of that, I'm. They get these to trick on me, spin on me, yada, yada, yada, yada. It just don't. It just some of Walker. One, it don't look right. One, two. I wanted to ask y', all, what is your opinion on the girl carrying it that way when she's rich? What? Fraudin'? What you mean, like Trick or me type? Summer Walker is rich, okay? Career thriving. Better than most. What is it? Does it mean anything to y' all when she's the one like, niggas gotta spend it, niggas gotta trick. Niggas gotta take me on trips. I'm not getting emotionally attached to these niggas. If they not spending that bread, yada, yada, does it do anything? Is there any difference to y' all when she's up? Wasn't no different when Karesha was doing it or when a couple of these other ones. Who was doing it. Nobody ever thought Caresha was up. Nobody ever thought Caresha was up. She was a city girl, Florida, from day one. She was on something. That's what time it was. Nobody ever looked at her like, she's up, up, up. Are you saying some walk is up, up, up. Some walk is all the way up. She's up like Fat Jo Paws the song. I know that would have been mean on the clip up. Yeah. So does it change anything? Is what I'm asking y'. All. If. No. No. Then we'll move on. It don't change nothing for me. I think you. I think you just. This is the stage, the acting stage. I mean, she could have a type and be on this type of shit right now, and both things could be true. You'll freeze it. I think I. I think. And again, I'm minding my business. Any of you out there. That is the side that are practicing side habits. Do you? I don't have nothing to say. But y' all can't talk about how a nigga is. How. How a nigga is with a girl. Like. And that's where I think the side, girl. The side chick rules. Get fucked up a little bit. Whatever you did on the side. Cool. The second you start bringing that to. To homeboy's girl. Front door on some. He been with everybody. He did this. He did this to me. And he don't want you to. He's still there. Yeah. I don't like that. He's still there. That ain't. We can't talk about it. We can't talk because there's a room full of dudes. We can't say nothing about it. You're right. We can move on. Know your place. That's it. Stay out the casket. That's it. Summer Walker seem like an annoying side. And not even for what she's doing. But I wouldn't even play with nobody that could go make a hit off you that fast. She go and turn you to. Turn your little ass to a song, boy. Whatever you do, you and your girl. Yeah. You're gonna be track seven. Yeah. I'm not playing with no like that. I picked for a side. They was had. All right, back to you, Mark. I got nothing. All right, man. Man got no dad's jobs. Pressure off a boat. Barely got clothes. Hola. That's all they can say. Stop, stop, stop. You started it. Hola. But real quick, it be. It be the ones that pretend to be something else that be. She sounded crazy on me. I couldn't believe that was summer. I can't rock with summer on this one. Name me pizza. Y. I wish I could talk. Yes, you could talk. Your hair growing back too. He with the turkey. I got a few ideas of why. I got a few ideas of why. It's powerful. Uhhuh. It got some elixir in that. Oh. Got some magic. Magic youth. Like that Benjamin Button in. Looking good. Y, you look good, man. You know about girls like that, though, right? Like that. Just front. It's all. It's front. Yeah, it's all front. That's what I said. Put that. Got to stop annoying side chicks, too. Not if they. You knew when the side chick was annoying. Not if they pay. Put that thunder stick down. That's the other reason I want to hear that from summer Stick. That's why I don't want to hear that. Is pulling up on summer and draining that bank account bust down. Waiting at the end of the summer. I love you. I'm going. I'm staying out of women's business. Back to mark. I think we did it, y'. All. All right. We did make some noise for y', all, man. We did it. We absolutely did it. I'm playing Mario for my sleeper. I am. Let's bring sleepers back. I'm going with Mario. This is off his album mood swings. Song is called still. Still in love. Like that I can't let go no matter where I turn my heart says I try to move on but I can't break through I'm still in love. With you still got my messages already you say you need a little time I'm so g that sp, baby, but why you working so hard when you really not? You know you took it too far when you hit the block? You used to play my. Playing with my hand on the. I tried to live without you but every road just leads me back no one like no one else can love like that. Love with you oh, baby, come back to me. I hate when y' all do that. Y' all wait till the last 20 seconds of the song for the guitar to come in on a fade out. Listen to him. Let the guitar go, man. Brand new music for Mario. That record is called still in love off of his mood swings album, available in your phone and on DSPS right this very second. I got that Daylight album is incredible. I'm playing something off daylight special. I knew you were. That's why I didn't even pick daylight. That album that Meek ep. I heard that is good too. I love the first two records of that Meek shit. It's the first two. It's the first two. It's the first two. What y' all got? I'm Going to Memphis. This is Walk Em Down. Don Tripp. Rise and shine. Wait, wait, wait. He started with an ice throat clear Rise and shine time to get this money that's my type of time I'm a rider but the money calling then it's time to drive I always keep the spread just in case I gotta fight a fire I ain't never ran in my life I'm Michael Myers, won't stop offering the truth till they run out of lies Ain't no rap on this planet that I idolize Old rap and they feelings I won't slap them five buddy I'm a giant we ain't never gonna see eye to eye all that be get put to sleep Little Rock ay But if you get hit on accident if I pocket down Raised by the Memphis city streets I'm like a foster child better know I'm always locked in like I lost a trial still on the road to riches I'm not wealthy yet if I'm not somewhere getting to a check then do a wellness check. Tried to make my mama proud of me, I might have failed at that but there's a silver lining cuz my sons ain't out here selling crack every time I I'm trying to hurry back the streets don't really love a living soul they be setting traps I am not concerned a little bit if I don't benefit cause trust is justified let the word and illiterate about mine you should get about yours. You was out here showing out around got outscored you lucky I got married I had that you love on all fours using every hole now your native like a golf course oh boy let's resort the violence I love nothing more than bloodshed if you don't fuck with me but it enough said fuck yeah call your bros we can hold court like his final fold the doctor said my lungs was full of soot I want all this smoke rise and shine, time to go get paid said my alarm clock and I been out here chasing cheddar non stop they say you only get one shot unless we talking about gunshots and if you plan to take it down, you is going down like young jock Long live P. And that is welcome down Don Trip. That's off his new album Forgiveness Is God's Job, Part one. Shout out to Don Trip. Man, that. That's one of the better beat flips I've heard with that song. Yeah, with Isaac. Yeah, I'm going Dayla. I'm playing nf. This is with Black Thought, produced by DJ Premier. Make me laugh funny A noun usually disparaging and offensive. A term used to refer to or address a black person. Don't make me laugh funny funny an adjective providing fun, causing amusement or laughter or warranted suspicion like you don't make me laugh niggas funny she walk around with her top down Let me talk in the air she know me as sop sound Some do it for the culture we do it for cultivating the mind that's knocked down we work millions but not millionaires Cuz music industry rules are in disrepair yet matrimony of time embody intervenes of wisdom to right the wrongs of any would be king they offering a castle but who owns the land? Questions rarely ask than becoming a man See way back when we were teens and wide eyed with the third one closed While the nose is breathing up the glitz Trying to catch a whiff of the fame and gather any shine on her name but jealousy rained down from those who thoughts are never sunny Saying don't make me laugh niggas funny it be that textbook hood the limits when you bout to gain light Jealous ones want to install the dimmers now it's the same as then A heart is on hate while his face lies to you with a grin is where the evil lie lurks Watch another's approving of your works One too many praises Raises their blood with fermented crowns or a smirk they throw mud while saying don't make me laugh funny and the elder steady telling the youth that wisdom's being pulled out the hood as if attached to a tooth and now nerves exposed Girls trying to set the boys on the right track they like to nerve and them hoes I suppose when they were kids they watched cartoons and flew around their room like the man from Krypton as they got older you know what some do? They separate red and blue and get their blood and crips on so many mesmerized by the mess they hear that ringing in their ears that's the gods trying to align them but unlike pianos they choose to be out of tune so that's where you find them A wrench with the stench for somebody else's come up Especially when our skin is indigenous to the sun Up I run up to ride on the page of life but they snatch it from me While saying don't make me laugh funny. And on the other side of this you have them funny style talking with a hit they fast and nobody foul and flashing Trying to get a reaction from the crowd as well to knock this kid on his ass with unallowed all these bird missing they words is running around out here waiting for the man Like Velvet Underground around small brothers keep convincing themselves to dumb it down Picking poison off of bodega shells to numb it. Now listen, when they get ugly quick, fast and in a hurry Sometimes it boils down to who had the biggest money. You're the one who feel he wanted enough to get it from you Think you hungry enough? Don't make me laugh. I'm sick of following the masses I'm sick of giving up game the failing classes lame I'm sick of half ass hip hop flows Sick of passport broke Sick of hoes with the same fat ass and short nose oh, they coming for me Them clones wanna sum me but shorties with the cookies and scones they love to love me probably why some clowns swear these opposed the mean mug me I mean literally don't make me laugh. I'm from 5th and McKean where people living between horror and hell Convince you that they just living the dream every day. Another reason to play the visiting team. They say the meter to make is if you could lift a machine where the stars don't shine bright and days ain't sunny It's a struggle to fly right and claim victory in the Southern this twilight but dang, tell me check the history, don't make me laugh Funny. That's day Lost Soul Black Thought NF Cabin in the sky is out now and it is a phenomenal album. Cop that biggest. I'm going to Lil Bro Simba, just put out a single. Okay, Congrats to him. He off Atlantic. Oh, okay. It's Indy. A fight that he was having. Yeah, yeah, they running away. This I am. Hey, back in 2015, I had stepped on the scene with a couple thousand dollars in a bag of clothes. I left Northern California with a plan to become the biggest rapper. Come back and put everybody on. You see, I thought a lack of money was the reason I was having trouble trying to get to places I was trying to go. But honestly, it wasn't money. It was me believing I knew everything about everything I didn't know. Whoa. Sometimes I wish I would have walked down a cerebral pad and thought about a better way to beat a nigga's ass. My emotions is the homie that you can't escape a troubled child that you love enough to never hate. Haul ain't ever wanted was to rock shows, cop clothes, drive S, five O's and knock hoes Before I had a rap check Boy, I had a trap check shout out to my va get into the do. My idols was not drug dealers or thug. I was just somebody that hung with them. I wanted to be like a Malcolm, A Martin, a Marvin. A artist. Someone that sheds light without darkness. Huh? Someone that helps this community come up with a plan and not take the shortcut through every single circumstance. But I am Temptation's biggest fan. It's like the man I want to be. Don't get along with the I am yeah, I am Floppy yeah. It's like the man I want to be. Don't get along with the I am. I know I ain't the only one who go through that. What a person you want to be just can't be in public. Look, let's take a blast to the past. When I met my Cass, I had just dropped the tape that I thought was lit. I had a couple cool songs, but I was singing on some records. He was looking at me like, what the is this? I tried to tell them, people's telling me that rap is dead. They rather hit something with melody instead. He shook his head and said, nah man, you better than that. Instead of running from rap, you gotta bring this back. See, as a man, well, especially a black man. We wear so many different hats. It's hard for us to find ourselves. You a gangster in the streets but you preaching for peace. Got a smile, tuck your chain and hug the pride from police. I nearly lost everything that I love from drinking liquor and bud, man. I didn't miss more shots than Elmer Fudd. I coulda did a song with a rapper we all love. But I was busy popping bottles and kissing bitches in clubs. I blame the way I grew up on my daddy's son A infidelity baby. My father know I'm one, he did my mama But I will never notice nothing. That's why I used to cheat a lot. Cause I felt like I owe him one. I tried not to follow his footsteps. I took a stance to treat my son's mama respect that she should demand. But I am Temptation's biggest fan. It's like the man I want to be. Don't get along with the I am. That is Simba and Dr. Clips. I am. That was fire. That's super, super tough. Shout out to Simba. Mark, I'm going With my girl Going to the underground Going with my girl no Name she dropped her first single from an upcoming album, shout out to no name. It's called 100 Acres, featuring Devin Morrison. Let's go. But then my love of getting three plates Liberate a free state Communism sweepstakes We on the island I'm selling seaweed to Poseidon he gave his free housing Something to spend a life in my heart Buck out animated like a black cookout with Johnny Bravo he the white lookout don't look up don't worry about it, baby Everybody eating good yeah, I'm eating honey with Winnie and 100 Acre woods we in the deep south getting coined I'm in the library packing up books to your naked joint I tell your ne to jump I'm a boss, I'm a hunt Eat the cat good he can take the book of the month and yes, I mean that I wrote this on my beanbag I sacrificed my sanity Hoping to get my dream back A clean rag on a dusty floor Wrap underground princess the love galore I know somebody better give me my cheese. Everyday struggle hustle in the background Never had a cap gown graduated my college years volunteer crystal clear like I made a wish Rise from the swamp with them voodoo practices Princess Tiana in Bahamas On a beast like a song I cut the drama I told you I'm feeling froggy Been a long year since I hopped on a pogo stick Niggas ain't getting no play like I'm home and sick I wanna go outside and parlay on a brunch date this nigga just bought me a parfait he about to eat cake I'm blowing his candle like birthday wishes dude come true I told you, boo I'm out of time Put a blunt up in the sky Rapunzel been letting his hair lock I'm a climb down a rabbit hole Wonderland I got time this is Station 69 enjoy your smooth ride. I know some of you Somebody better give me my squeez I'm have to get mine from the street. Man, I ain't waiting around with these no more I'm going to go outside there's the grocery store. I don't care if it's the mall, I'm outside Listen to the now. Okay, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, I don't care. As 100 acre woods no Name. Book readers unite. Book readers unite. Shout out to no Name. I'm looking forward to a new album for sure. Me too. For sure. I'm a huge fan, man. We still recording my Bro. Hey, man, come join us. We still recording. How would I know? A whole couch missing. Ericson don't pan on that couch. Every time they get up, they look as dirty as it is. Then they got the nerve to slow walk. I'll knock one of y' all out. I gotta knock one of y' all out one day. I won't. It can't be Ice, cuz. He got the nation behind him. So. Yo, sorry. What you think? I got donation. Hey, yo. Hey, yo. That was crazy. That was crazy. That was insane. Here you go again. Here you go. Yeah, he definitely ain't blowing out the birthday K. Yo, your wife let you walk out with gray sweats? I ain't going to fry. I keep putting pants in the cleaner. She keep talking. Oh, you look. Your balls, your ball. I'm like, yo, it's me. At some point, we got to stop talking about the. The pants. Your wife just let you work out like that? Yeah, you the man. Oh, no work already. The gray sweat rule. That won't die, huh? No, no, no. Can't be outside like a hussy. Girls. Man, where you going with that? Can't do it. Can't wear. Pablo followed me on Instagram. Yeah, cuz you won't sit down. Sit down somewhere. We got. Before you get married, you gotta redo your Instagram, right? You gotta take a. I mean, no, of course not. Before you get married, you gotta do what? All right, go ahead, man. You can't follow the disable y' all means no more. No, that's all you can follow. Actually, you just get the whole assortment. Yes, all of them up there. I used to. Is Zeus to the Limitless. Ain't got no Limitless. That ice is a Greek God. Jamaican God, boy. God of war without no arms. That one chick without an arm in Sin City. Boy, we doing this all over here. I got to find out what. Jersey town. She moved. She in Pas somewhere. I got to see what's up. Anyways, is there anything that we didn't get that we need to get? No. N. We did it, Big N. We were supposed to ask the. The. The dos and don'ts of Thanksgiving. Look at Mark. Yeah, that's true. That was Mark's topic. It was his topic. What topic was it? Thanksgiving. You know he fall asleep around four. I tried to. I know he fall asleep around four. He the Segway King for two hours. Then later. Wait, what? What happened? 20 minutes in, I said, are there any rules for how long you can stay to get a plate? That was Me segueing. And y' all didn't bite before. Before we get out of here. We don't bite. Yeah, Look nasty. Yo, real quick, let's give them some Thanksgiving do's and don'ts because this is our holiday episode. We won't be here again. They won't get another episode. Show up empty handed. Don't experiment with some new plates if you can't cook. Don't be the dude that shows up to dinner needing to break everything down about the history of Thanksgiving. Oh, for sure. Oh, yeah. I'll come clean, man. In my 40s. You can keep the yams. Wow. I know, I know. Wow. I know. Yeah, it's almost anti black. It's almost anti black. I mean, I'm coming clean. I'm confessing. I'm being vulnerable. Nah, you got it. We listen and we judge. My theams is just not. Not the candied yams. I was just about to say. What? You want a plate full of rice? Oh, you know I want rice. I will some rice. You know I love rice. Duck. I will. All I need is a piece of turkey. One thing that the whites got right, that's the whites. No, that's not the whites. Where rice come from, That's Asia, huh? But they made it white. How? Somehow it's always better. The Asian rice wasn't white. Bleach the rice. I love rice. Ice. And you have a few different types of rice. Had a Spanish rice, had a white rice, a little bit of yellow. You want to do some coconut? Coconut rice. Yellow, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, boy. I'm eating that yellow rice. I'll eat that. Yo, so I'm not eating until Thanksgiving because I'm on this weight loss journey. You not eat nothing. I'm eating water. Oh, cuz. I know what's going to happen on Thanksgiving. Oh, it's going down. If you going fast for two days. Yeah, that's not bad. No, it's great. Yeah, you start fasting for two days, you'll see that immediately. Yeah, I'm serious. Your face going to get mad skinny. Go to the gym. Yeah, my face is fat. It is. Everything's fat on me. Everything. Though. All right, let's get out of here. Don't tell your man everything is fat on you. That's a don't right there. Crazy. Y' all a man. I was them together. What? Them together. What? This guy is crazy. I say y. We about to leave, yo. Don't worry. Word. Yo, was them together. You was him in the pool house. You and Amani and in the soil. Yeah. I ain't the pool house. Yeah, yeah. Amani is your is. That's not true. Y' all a few of them together in that. In that. It's disrespectful. No, we have not. Anything we ain't know. No, we haven't. They think we ain't know. Tag team back again. Freeze. No, you have not. Reese's piece. That nasty. I'm cool. I know about E. What you mean, y'? All? Y. E. Time up. You scared the behind E. Yo, in the show. You scared the behind him, cuz. He sing. I didn't do nothing. Me and Isa right behind you. Like you wasn't here, boy. I don't even know. You got some cute work too. Crazy. Cuz that's your bag. Why is she getting involved? Word this crazy. All right, man, we going. And the that was. That's why exhibit only roll with a chosen few. Tickets. Real good episode today, y'. All. Yes, sir. Listen, man, and I hope you enjoy your holiday and hope you enjoy your Thanksgiving. Your family, your friends, your kids. Everybody that's throwing a friends giving out there. Please be safe. Be safe, please be safe. The goal is to get back home always. For sure. Everybody traveling. Oh, yeah, the traveling them airports, looks anybody who time of year is like a bad time for y'. All. Y' all see hold your head up. Y' all go home, man. Go home. Take y' all asses home, man. Sit down, eat with your family. That play with the foil on it that you try to hide in the car. It don't work. Y' all be pleased to know I ain't take no place for Mark crib. You should. I a take no place for you should. Yeah. No, I didn't take a bite. I didn't take anything. It probably wasn't a lot left, though. It wasn't a lot. It wasn't. They fucked that food up. Nah, that food was good. Listen, keep us in your prayers. Lord knows we need to be there. Until the next time we bid you adieu. Farewell. Adio. Saviva Dirche. Hasta la vista. Voir. So long, goodbye A simple head novels of fights. Here goes. Okay, come on, man. Stop playing. Rest in peace. Easy. Eat. Get those hands in the air, E. Remember, life is a series of moments and moments past. So let's make this one last as if it's all we have. Ego, Ego from everywhere gather around checking out the sound that Easy is throwing down with some help from Ren and Dre Making a wave with dope style show easy what you gotta say lastly, the baddies are insecure, the stagnant women want to travel and the closed minded women want you to teach them things. Grab you with tylenol, you might need it. Don't forget to take your cholesterol medicine take your blood pressure medicine, take your pepsid, you're going to be eating a lot this week. Take your Pepsi. Hey everybody, come on a little louder on say it, say it, say it. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Anybody doing anything interesting this week? Besides Thanksgiving ain't else this week ain't else but Thanksgiving. Nose. Nose. No, no nose. No nose. Nose. I don't got no problem with gay people. Gay people work for me right now I'm getting there around gay people every day because they work for me. I don't got no problem with them.
