The Joe Budden Podcast – Episode 884 | "The Top Package"
Date: December 6, 2025
Podcast Network: The Joe Budden Network
Host: Joe Budden (A)
Cast: Mark Lamont Hill (B), Parks (D), Ice (C), Ish (F), Damona "Don't Call Me White Girl" (E), others
EPISODE OVERVIEW
This episode is a quintessential Joe Budden Podcast experience: a meandering, wildly entertaining conversation bouncing from Philly pride, dating stories, cultural observations, hip-hop industry news, and the fallout from the Netflix/Warner Bros megadeal. At its core, the pod reflects on relationships (romantic, platonic, and business), nostalgia for the culture’s past, and the ongoing saga of artists, gatekeeping, and the cost of fame. Punchy one-liners, confessions, and open debate are everywhere, creating a lively and highly engaging listen.
KEY DISCUSSION POINTS
1. Philly Banter & Relationship Stories
- Good-natured bullying and regional rivalry between Philly, Jersey, and Buffalo sets the comedic stage.
- Philly women are hyped for their uniqueness and desirability, with jokes about "Philly girls" and, humorously, "juice box" tattoos.
“Philadelphia p***y is very sought after.” – Damona (E), [00:58]
- Philly-centric dating experiences—stalking, crazy exes, and wild nights—spiral into stories about dating women who identify as lesbians or studs and the nuances (and rare confessions) from the men.
“When you meet the girl that really only like girls, but then she likes your d*** and now she's open to men...that girl's a nutcase. That girl is an absolute stalker. Deranged.” – Joe Budden (A), [09:27]
- Stud/lesbian dating tales: Ice and Mark are razzed about being with masculine-presenting women; playful shaming ensues.
"So you mean to tell me...out of all the n****s in Nebraska...she got curious and said, you know what, I need some...?" – Joe Budden (A), [13:30] “Would y’all do it again?” – Joe Budden (A), [16:15]. “No, even if we were single...I would not.” – Ice (C), Mark (B), [16:22]
- Everyone admits to having, at some point, hooked up with someone “crazy,” and the crew philosophizes about men’s tolerance for chaos in the pursuit of attraction.
“If you in the crazy girls, you probably ain't got enough experience.” – Joe Budden (A), [05:54]
2. Netflix Acquires Warner Bros Discovery: Industry Fallout
- Major discussion starts [31:36], reacting to the $82bn ($87bn?) Netflix acquisition.
“Netflix is acquiring Warner Brothers.” – Ice (C), [31:41]
- The group pivots from Netflix’s humble DVD beginnings to now dominating media, sports, and live events.
“Netflix is the behemoth on the landscape...they fought Blockbuster!” – Mark (B), [32:03]
- Concerns over antitrust issues, monopoly, and what it means for creatives and consumers.
“They basically have a monopoly over the streaming industry. That’s not what you’re supposed to have.” – Mark (B), [37:45]
- Back catalog value: Future of classic shows like The Wire, Sopranos, Game of Thrones, etc.
"Now you got all the Oz, Entourage, Sex and the City, The Wire catalogs.” – Parks (D), [33:09]
- The death (or survival) of movie theaters: debate over streaming convenience vs. irreplaceable experiences.
“It takes the thing out of the movies. Your first date at the movie theater, you got a hand job—it’s a thing for you.” – Damona (E), [40:21]
- Netflix password crackdown and subscription sharing:
“They shut that s**t down. That message comes up: ‘Five of y’all using this account.’” – Damona (E), [42:38] Jokes about who does, and doesn't, pay for Netflix—roast session for Ish (F).
3. Puff Daddy’s Documentary: Reaction & Reflection
- [45:25] Crew details their reactions to the new Puff (Diddy) doc, which trended higher than Stranger Things, discussing its storytelling and what’s new versus old info.
“You could tell multiple stories. There’s another story about Puff you could tell that would leave you feeling different...but this one felt true.” – Mark (B), [46:02]
- Toughest revelations: Biggie's funeral expenses, violence in his upbringing, and allegations of exploitation.
“If any two things in this four-part thing is true, he’s a monster.” – Joe Budden (A), [55:10]
- Documentaries' impact on public perception; debate over how “fair” they are, and what gets left out.
- Notable discussion of whether certain stories (Puff, Suge, etc.) deserve similar big-budget docs.
4. Beef & Industry Woes
- The recurring segment “Beefland” explores Snoop Dogg vs. Daz, Brandy vs. Beyoncé, and whether Brandy’s supposed beef is borne of actual dislike or just career trajectories and media narrative.
“If you think hard enough…the big big celebs will never say, but…the people that they’re never associated with…I assume something’s going on.” – Joe Budden (A), [73:15]
- The panel turns to Meek Mill’s complaints about older Black artists not passing down business information.
“We can’t look up to the black older artists because they be damn near hating on us. But for a white man, they’ll twerk…” – Meek Mill tweet, read by Joe (A), [142:46]
- Heated debate: Is it age, business, or something deeper? Panelists argue both sides, citing times they have—and haven’t—gotten mentorship.
“Bun B ain’t gonna hate on nobody... I can name a list of OGs who’ll talk to you. I can’t speak for Meek’s experience.” – Joe Budden (A), [151:31]
5. Roasts, Tangents, and Quick Hits
- Rapid-fire topics cover Chris Paul’s Clippers exit and the nature of veteran leadership ([101:52]), LeBron’s scoring streak ending ([116:49]), and the complexities of “moving fast” in relationships as celebrities ([124:58]).
- Joe recounts listener letters asking for advice on everything from raising a child with an ex-addict to what the crew would tell their partner if that partner had amnesia ([177:34], [183:44]).
- More classic banter: sneaking into strip clubs, favorite children, people with no tattoos or no kids, and elevator flirtations.
NOTABLE QUOTES & MOMENTS
On Dating Studs/Lesbians
- “So you mean to tell me…she got curious and said, you know what? I need some…?” – Joe Budden (A), [13:30]
- “I love when I used to…he simplifies everything. So you mean to tell me he’s an entry-level d***?” – Mona & Joe, [13:09]
On Netflix/Warner Bros
- “Netflix is acquiring Warner Brothers. Acquired. Did it acquire? Yeah. Not even acquired.” – Ice (C), [31:41]
- “They basically have a monopoly over the streaming industry…” – Mark (B), [37:45]
On Movie Theaters
- “It takes the thing out of the movies…If you were going to movie theaters since a kid, your first date at the movie theater, you got a hand job. It’s a thing for you.” – Damona (E), [40:21]
On Puff Doc
- “If any two things in this four-part thing is true, he’s a monster.” – Joe Budden (A), [55:10]
On Meek Mill's Gatekeeping Complaint
- “Anytime you get on a platform and start 'the Black men don’t…' you b****ing.” – Joe Budden (A), [149:34]
On Chris Paul Exit
- “Whatever Chris Paul did, he doesn’t deserve that.” – Ice (C), [116:43]
- “You have to know when to not be what you are.” – Joe Budden (A), [103:26]
On Handling Fame & Relationships
- “Moving in a stranger was fire…Moving fast is a blast.” – Joe Budden (A), [126:10], [125:18]
TIMESTAMPS FOR IMPORTANT SEGMENTS
- [00:28] – Philly bullying, "hating everybody"
- [09:27] – Lesbian/Stud attraction stories
- [31:36] – Netflix buys Warner Bros, media/industry implications
- [45:25] – Puff Daddy doc takeaways
- [73:40] – Brandy/Beyoncé beef rumors
- [101:52] – Chris Paul Clippers saga
- [116:43] – LeBron 10-point streak ends
- [124:58] – “Moving fast” discussion, fame/relationships
- [142:46] – Meek Mill’s “OGs/gatekeeping” complaint
- [177:34] – Listener question: “My ex is pregnant and it’s mine”
- [183:44] – Listener question: Amnesia—what would you tell your partner?
OVERALL TONE
The episode is wild, punchy, and rich in inside jokes and honest reflections—the kind of energy fans have come to expect. Joe maintains his role as instigator and unfiltered narrator, while Mona and Mark offer sharp, sometimes contrarian perspectives. The whole team riffs off one another, switching easily from banter to real talk, especially on industry insider issues, relationship lessons, and the unending complaints about the business.
FINAL THOUGHTS
Episode 884 takes the audience on an extended tour of the podcast crew’s personal histories, the business of hip-hop (from feuds to documentaries), and current cultural battles over who owns what—be it platforms, narratives, or even wisdom. It’s a great encapsulation of the show’s continuing relevance: honest, irreverent, and always ready to jump into uncomfortable conversations.
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