Episode 910 | "Cannot Confirm"

Summary

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The Joe Budden Podcast

Episode 910 | "Cannot Confirm"

March 11, 2026

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Episode Overview

In Episode 910, the crew—Joe Budden, Parks, Ish, Mark Lamont Hill, Ice, Flip, and others—gathers for an energy-rich, comedic, and often meandering discussion. The episode is built around recurring debates on music, relationships, television shows, current events, and playful ego flexing as spring arrives. Their signature blend of irreverence, vulnerability, and masculinity-in-crisis vibes is on display as the group veers from hot takes on TV series to deeper dives into celebrity news, legal dramas, and relationships—always punctuated with jokes and storytelling. This episode is unusually lighthearted and immature, by their own admission, as the warmer weather begets memories, nostalgia, and "old head" debates.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Hot Take TV: Paradise’s Epic Falloff

• (00:30–05:18)
  • Joe opens with a bold critique: the show Paradise has suffered "the most epic fall off of a television show between season one and season two."
  • He laments overlong backstory episodes, thin character development, and high predictability.
  • The group jokes about the "golden child" trope and an overworked baby character.
  • Quote: “I feel like they’re spoofing my favorite show.” – Joe (02:21)
  • Consensus: The writing has gone downhill, it's become formulaic and too much like The Walking Dead.

2. Spring in New Jersey & Old School Flexing

• (05:25–15:47)
  • The crew relishes the spring weather, pokes fun at car-washing habits (“mobile wash vs. C-class”), and flips on who’s being an elitist.
  • Playful teasing about being seen on TV and co-hosts’ fresh wardrobe choices.
  • Quote: “You can’t get the C-class mobile wash—you go take it and wait in line.” – Joe (06:10)
  • Kicks off a cycle of jokes about “flexing season,” outdoor flirting, and male competitiveness.

3. Music Discussion: Where Do People Listen Now?

• (08:41–13:40)
  • The conversation pivots to changing trends in music listening: headphones, streaming, cars, and clubs.
  • Ish discusses the Chance album as underrated, while the others tease him for “code-switching” (having a different voice when on guest appearances).
  • Quote: “Is that what it is? That’s code-switching.” – Flip (10:03)
  • They debate if music is better in the car, club, or at home, and the generational shift of music consumption.

4. “Getting it Done” — Dating, Flirting & Bar Game Debates

• (33:10–41:11, recurring)
  • The crew launches into a classic "old head" vs. "new school" argument about whether you can still "get it done" (get attention or 'bag' someone) simply by “rolling down the passenger window.”
  • Debates about whether looks or money matter most in today's nightlife/game.
  • Real bar/club scenarios are discussed, and Joe repeatedly jokes no one can actually confirm anyone’s game since everyone is now retired.
  • Quote: "So you cannot confirm." – Joe (41:36)

5. Dwight Howard & CPS/Cocaine Allegations

• (45:12–57:17)
  • The episode dives into Dwight Howard's public domestic and CPS drama, especially the viral “bag of cocaine” video involving his wife.
  • Skepticism about the authenticity of the drugs, legal strategies, and messy fallout.
  • Quote: “If you’re in a bout with CPS... This is not the best thing you should be doing.” – Joe (50:28)
  • They reflect on optics, media spectacles, and past relationships—Royce, Howard's ex, weighs in online.

6. Joint Bachelor/Bachelorette Parties & Dak Prescott’s Broken Engagement

• (65:04–88:12)
  • The team analyzes Dak Prescott and his fiancée's canceled wedding after a joint bachelor/bachelorette yacht party.
  • Debates on the wisdom (or disaster-potential) of having joint pre-wedding parties.
  • They discuss the prenup controversy, money, and how social optics play into modern marriages.
  • Quote: “I think it’s a recipe for disaster.” – Parks (66:34)
  • The hosts reflect on their own stances around prenups and what changes as your financial status evolves.

7. Music Rights, Artist Royalties & Snoop/Death Row Controversy

• (97:00–109:41)
  • Discussion of Ray J’s claim that Snoop is holding back royalties from Death Row-era artists.
  • Examines the ethics of catalog/rights ownership: Would you give back publishing if you acquired it (even if you had no hand in making it)?
  • Quote: “What separates us from the gatekeepers… if we’re carrying on the same way?” – Ish (103:35)
  • Lines blur between “business” and “doing the right thing.”

8. Rihanna Home Shooting Attempt

• (109:49–118:43)
  • News recap on the attempted shooting at Rihanna’s home; debates mental health defenses, celebrity security, and the dangers of celebrity culture.
  • Quote: “There’s no rhyme or reason... She could have been a fan who just became obsessed.” – Mark (114:07)
  • Eye-opening on the risks of high profile fame and handling celebrity crises.

9. Current Events Rapid Fire

• Live Nation/Ticketmaster Antitrust Settlement (157:26–162:12)

  • The group unpacks the legal settlement, remaining monopoly criticism, and the problem of ticket resale scams.
  • Consensus: Settlement is a minor gesture—real change is needed.

• Clarissa Shields: Can she Beat Rolly Romero? (145:53–150:15)

  • Sparring about gender versus skill in fighting, the limits of 'irrational confidence,' and the difference between gym strength and real fighting.

• Religion & Exploitative Churches (120:24+)

  • Ridicule for the viral video of a pastor demanding tax returns from parishioners.
  • Group jokes about "scammer" pastors and how fleecing the flock is "the best scam."

• Mark’s High School Reunion (124:56+)

  • The hosts reminisce on reunion “flexes”—did they show off or arrive humble?
  • Quote: “Going at myself would be a flex.” – Flip (125:21)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “This is the most epic fall off of a TV show between season one and season two. …This is a travesty.” – Joe (01:54)
• On code-switching:
  “Is that what it is? That’s code-switching.” – Flip (10:03)
• Old heads reliving glory:
  “This pod is just old niggas reliving their heydays. And I’m totally fine with it.” – Joe (45:14)
• On the Dwight Howard drama:
  “If you’re in a bout with CPS for your [child] and they just took your stepdaughter…this is not the best thing you should be doing.” – Joe (50:28)
• On Dr. Dre’s Billionaire Status:
  “I’m not celebrating a [dude] that had $800 million and now has a billion. Y’all want me to celebrate every time Jay-Z makes a dollar?” – Joe (95:04)
• Relationship double standards:
  “We keep conflating love and legality, and I just think that’s a bad thing.” – Ish (77:22)
• Can you still “get it done” from the passenger seat?
  “So, you cannot confirm.” – Joe (41:36)
• On Kanye, Drake, and stadium tours:
  "For a rapper to do it [stadium tour], they have to attach a pop star to the tour." – Ice (156:28)
• On pastor scams:
  “If I was a scammer, that would be my scam too. By the way: religion.” – Joe (122:21)
• Final group reflection:
  “This is one of the most immature podcasts of the year. Congratulations!” – Parks (178:28)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 00:30–05:18 — Opening: "Paradise" TV critique
• 05:25–15:47 — Spring weather, flexing, and local Jersey jokes
• 08:41–13:40 — Music: Where people listen now, code-switching
• 33:10–41:11 (recurring throughout) — Dating debate: can you "get it done"?
• 45:12–57:17 — Dwight Howard/Cocaine drama
• 65:04–88:12 — Dak Prescott broken engagement & prenups
• 97:00–109:41 — Snoop, Death Row, artist’s rights
• 109:49–118:43 — Rihanna shooting, celebrity safety
• 120:24+ — Pastor tax returns video/church exploitation
• 124:56+ — High school reunions/flexing
• 145:53–150:15 — Clarissa Shields, gender & fighting
• 157:26–162:12 — Live Nation/Ticketmaster settlement

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Tone & Style

The episode is high energy, quick-witted, often sarcastic, and deeply self-aware. It swings rapidly from joking and clowning (“immature podcast of the year”) to real discussions about relationships, ethics, and public controversies. The group dynamic is at its best with playful hostility, one-upmanship, and frequent “old head” wisdom offset by an admission of their own lost touch with “the game.” Despite ego flexes, the camaraderie and mutual respect peek through, especially when discussing “good men,” loyalty, and lessons in growth.

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Summary

Episode 910 is a wide-ranging, humor-heavy installment packed with barbershop-style arguments, “old head” nostalgia, and instant controversies from TV hot takes, relationship realities, and music industry dramas to social commentary on money, celebrity, and gender. If you want to know what real-life group chats would be like on a podcast, this is the episode to check.

Transcript

[A]

The thoughts, views, and opinions expressed by this podcast whose bullets its hosts offer entertainment purposes only. I repeat, it is not serious. It is not real. No one is exposing, revealing, indicting, or telling you anything about themselves. Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals who do not have your best interests at heart or our own. Enjoy the show.

[B]

Let's get it.

[A]

Yeah, I got. I'm almost ready to say a real bold take on Paradise.

[C]

Damn. We'll start right off with it.

[B]

I'm.

[A]

I'm trying to. I'm trying to just be disciplined, positive, bold. But I went home. No, I'm on potential nuclear crash out mode with this show. I ain't gonna hold you. I ain't gonna lie to you. I ain't gonna lie to you. I'm trying to reserve judgment, but I'm all caught up. This is what, episode five. That was episode five. I went home. I went home and checked. Ice was correct.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

This is a eight episode order of Paradise. This show is over in three weeks.

[D]

Mm.

[C]

No, because there's next season too.

[B]

But I mean, they gotta.

[A]

This season.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Is over in a few weeks.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

And.

[C]

But that being said, there's only 10, 11 episodes left, period.

[B]

True, but I'm just talking about the season.

[A]

Owed you, buddy.

[B]

Yeah. I think I'm with you. I think I know where you're going.

[A]

I've been saying this was. This was my show. So, I mean, I don't want to come in here and disrespect the airwaves prematurely. Sure. But if time is running out and. And I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm about ready to say it.

[B]

We over halfway.

[A]

I am about ready to say it. Yo.

[D]

Say what?

[A]

This is the most epic fall off of a television show between season one and season two. I don't know what happened in that writer's room. I don't know who got fired, but this is a travesty. Which y' all have done to arguably one of the best television shows of last season. Sorry I said it. This is fucking.

[B]

I don't.

[C]

I don't agree with that.

[B]

I agree.

[A]

This. This could. What the.

[E]

This.

[A]

I feel like they're spoofing my favorite show.

[E]

Y' all hooked me into this shit. You telling me next season it's gonna be ass?

[A]

I feel like this is their version of season two with a wire. Maybe it's something I'm missing, but in real time. I didn't get the port.

[B]

Yeah. But even with season two of the Wire.

[E]

It was great.

[B]

There was still, what, three more seasons of the show. And you see how it connected. We got one more season of Paradise.

[A]

This is a joke. This is not what I thought would be happening in the real world once we escape the bunker to go find our wife.

[B]

It's just too much backstory. It's too much. It's going to start like an entire without a spoiler. It's just too much backstory for an entire episode. Like, I think at least four of these could have been two episodes.

[C]

Yeah, that's fair.

[B]

I think it's a lot of.

[A]

I agree with him.

[C]

That's fair.

[B]

It's too much.

[A]

If that's all a wife did is bumping the little Billy Dean and standing

[D]

in the middle of the street.

[A]

If she just happened to luck out and, hey, these guys been preparing for this. We can keep you safe. Come this way.

[B]

That's it.

[A]

That could be an episode, dog.

[D]

They're dragging it.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And now you telling me that I can predict the person that came and took his wife is probably the nigga who's the dad to this stupid fucking baby that we're carrying around during spoilers.

[D]

This is a mess.

[C]

I also don't think she was took well.

[A]

Yeah, that.

[C]

I think she left.

[A]

Wherever she is, I bet you this little baby is gonna be the golden child and be the key to some. Get this shit.

[E]

The. Get this shit the fuck out of here.

[C]

Yo, the. The little baby these carry around.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

You think it's the golden child?

[A]

Yes, it's some.

[B]

The pops.

[C]

Huh?

[B]

Got something to do with short. Shorties with them. And this was some type of exchange or some shit like that. This is.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

They ain't fooling me.

[C]

That's the case. We'll see, though.

[A]

What do you think he's lugging this little Nick. This little white niggling around for?

[B]

Yeah, I'm cool. I'm not.

[A]

Why do you think they show. They. They're showing me. First of all, baby is starving. This baby is absolutely. Back to the writers room.

[C]

I was definitely laughing, like, at some point they showed him again with the baby. I'm like, oh, he's been walking around with this baby. Like, that was a lot.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Then they try to make it deep. The homeboy talking about. Homeboy talking. And I didn't mean to start with this.

[B]

We start.

[A]

I got music queued up. We getting out of here. Yeah. Homeboy talking about. Homeboy said to him. What did he say to him? Oh, from.

[B]

For.

[A]

For days now. You wouldn't Even let me smile at that baby. And you let this lady look at the baby. Well. And now it's long diatribe time. Get this shit that day. I ain't gonna hold you. I don't see how they clean it up. With three episodes left.

[C]

It's gone. Very Walking Dead.

[A]

I don't see how they worse than

[B]

that season up with Worse than Walking.

[A]

This is horrible.

[C]

It just became the Walking Dead. Like the Poker pop.

[B]

I thought you meant Storybot.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

They dragging. Dragging way too much.

[A]

We'll get to it. Yeah, we will get to it. Because I have a lot more to say on the Paradise. Welcome to the audience. Salute.

[D]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Best crew on earth up in here. It's a beautiful day in New Jersey.

[D]

Yes, sir.

[A]

About 75 out here.

[D]

I don't have any fizzle.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, you Floridians might take it for granted. Up here, we do not at all.

[D]

It's a jacket.

[C]

I'm a Mark. Lamont Hill time.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

Permanently is right.

[A]

Yeah. T shirts. T shirt weather out here, man. It's car wash, car wash detail. Mobile detail time. When the C class nigga.

[B]

Car wash looking.

[E]

Yo, that was crazy. You was such a fucking elitist, man.

[A]

Huh?

[E]

Somebody here was like, yo, I'm getting my car wash. And Joe gonna say, you gonna get your car wash on the C class.

[A]

No. That's what I said.

[B]

He said, the mobile car wash.

[A]

The mobile.

[E]

What difference do it make?

[A]

That makes a difference.

[B]

Big difference.

[E]

You can't get.

[C]

You could get the C class.

[A]

He washed. No, you can't.

[B]

But the C class, he said, that ain't mobile wash. You go take it to wait in line or something.

[A]

Brush.

[B]

Don't even drop it off at the car wash either.

[A]

Hey, that person

[D]

we see who got the summer whatever you want. Yeah, this what happens, y', all when it start getting hot. Do what? Look, look. Do whatever they want. You good. That traffic trick ain't work. I know. That camera trick.

[A]

Traffic.

[D]

Let me take a picture.

[E]

You smell good, too, man. What you wearing something different.

[B]

No, don't start your shit.

[D]

You was in Standstill.

[B]

Yeah, that shit was nuts.

[E]

He was standing still.

[D]

He put his car in park.

[C]

I'm sorry he went through that.

[D]

That nigga. Yo, him nigga get to work early.

[B]

Nigga, you right.

[D]

It's good to see you, Ish.

[B]

You live five minutes away. You be late.

[D]

What's going on?

[B]

I don't want no smoke.

[A]

I don't want no problems.

[D]

Good seeing you, bro.

[B]

Thank you, sir.

[D]

It's not the only place I seen you. We'll talk about it.

[C]

I just was on the timeline. I seen Ish pop up on the Ari Melbourne show.

[D]

Yo, you look good, man. Had his jacket, his glasses.

[C]

Malcolm sex vibes on the Ari Melbourne show.

[D]

You had your suit in the back room. I knew he was up to some bullshit when you come off the bathroom.

[A]

What?

[D]

I knew you had your suit.

[E]

Y' all are good, brother.

[A]

Is did Ari Melba. For the people at home that have no idea what we talking about.

[D]

Yeah, it's out.

[B]

It's out.

[E]

It looked like. It looked like a lawyer.

[D]

My son. My son, is he golden. The golden goose that came out. No, nigga, act like. Nigga act like.

[B]

You don't know what came out.

[D]

Nigga, are you still doing that?

[B]

I don't.

[D]

He might not knew because your mom. He told me.

[E]

He told me last week. And I want to say nothing, cuz

[D]

I ain't want to spill the beans.

[E]

He said he know when it's coming out.

[D]

He got.

[B]

Simon told me that was coming out at the end of the month.

[A]

The beans.

[C]

You spilled the beans.

[D]

You look good, though, huh?

[C]

Thank you, sir.

[E]

As they say in the hood,

[D]

jakala and all that. I saw that.

[C]

I can't wait to watch the episode.

[E]

Yeah. No, y' all both look. Jason, look like your lawyer. Like you would.

[D]

Who was that?

[E]

Like, he can't say too much right now.

[B]

Yo, you're a fool, bro.

[C]

What'd you guys talk about?

[B]

I don't remember. It was a short segment called. I forgot, bro.

[E]

We got some clips.

[B]

Like, will you don't worry?

[D]

Yeah, we can play it back.

[E]

Don't worry.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

I feel like, how important is it where people are listening to music? Because that's changed so much. And I feel like people of basically our age group, it's like, in the car or does it get you outside and no shade? I think music is always moving with younger people, and a lot of younger people have a different.

[B]

Only inside.

[E]

But I am saying, like, yeah, sometimes it's on streaming. It's on a headphone.

[B]

That's it for me. Who's that White catching? So for me, I think the Chance

[C]

album with the specs.

[B]

Right. It's an underrated project. He's going crazy on that project.

[C]

Yeah, that's true.

[B]

I like the Chance Project. I love the W project, and I like the Jib Project. And I think. I think all three projects, they came and went unfairly, almost. And unfortunately, because I think all three of those projects were amazing. Like, the Chance Project. I'm shocked he didn't get more acclaim.

[D]

Nigga, you said like a whole different nigga, nigga. You sound like Freeze.

[E]

Like my accountant.

[D]

You sound like Freeze. You sound like Freeze.

[A]

Him Dish do like Freeze.

[B]

Said Annie Freeze.

[E]

Never hear these voices. Wow, that's worse than your customer service voice.

[B]

Is that what it is? That's code switching.

[D]

Yeah, he cold switch.

[E]

He cold switch.

[D]

When we ask that up here, what you think about music?

[A]

The you asking me for?

[E]

I'm glad you asked, Ari.

[A]

Wonderful question.

[E]

I have really strong feelings about Chef the Rapper.

[D]

It's be bugging. I don't want to say nothing, cuz every time I say something, y beat me down.

[A]

Ari, I'm so glad you asked that question right now. Chance had one of the more underrated projects, and he did. And that JID project he brought up, J.

[D]

It was something.

[A]

And listen, so many projects. I mean, and I'm from Newark, so projects there.

[B]

Like, I know projects when I see projects.

[A]

One person, man. So many great projects. I'm playing this again when it cuts off.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

For what?

[A]

You my man. So you want me to be. I'll be on your side, or I'll be against you. Which one you want me to be? Cause I got. I want to join in with them. They having a blast on this. But you my man, so you can be fucked up. All right. All right, man. Got to go to other ones.

[E]

How important is it people are listening to music? Because that's changed so much.

[C]

And I feel like people are basically.

[B]

You ain't get the answer.

[D]

Our age group.

[A]

Oh, that was the end.

[E]

Like in the car or does it get you outside and no shade. I think music is always moving with younger people, and a lot of younger people have a different lifestyle.

[B]

I'm not saying they're only inside, but

[E]

I'm saying, like, yeah, Knowledge born. Sometimes it's on streaming. It's on a headphone.

[B]

That's it for me.

[E]

For me, for me, for me, for me.

[B]

It was just an underrated project. He's going crazy on that project. I like the Chance project. I love the Wale project, and I like the Jib project. I think all three projects, they came and went, unfairly, almost. And unfortunately, because I think, fortunately, those projects. You ever been to the project, like,

[A]

the Chance Project is nice.

[B]

He didn't get more acclaim.

[D]

Yo, yo.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

I was proud of you.

[A]

I want to hear the.

[C]

Answer the question.

[B]

Well, he's sitting right there. You could tell us.

[A]

Because what the. That didn't answer. He going to Answer the up here at all.

[B]

I answered it. I said like certain. Certain albums, they. They pop off better in your car. Certain albums pop off better in your club. So if it's something that lyrically is going in, that's the stuff you want to hear in your car. Some ain't lyrically on fire, but the beats and all that other knock, that's the you want to hear in the club.

[A]

Can I ask you a question? Of course. I didn't even ask nothing.

[D]

You always think it's. Yeah, you stop.

[A]

Aren't you on the phone and hiding your car?

[B]

It depends.

[A]

Yeah, sometimes like you be in there turning up to.

[E]

Sure.

[D]

I said be in the club.

[A]

Silent night at that damn Windows up tight. That could be on that phone getting in his bag. Now you in there.

[E]

That's how you fix your credit score.

[A]

Yeah. Now you. And they just turned up to some three, six.

[B]

Where you think I listen to music at?

[A]

I don't think you listen to music. You know that.

[D]

Yeah, you know I listen to music.

[A]

Where do you hunt?

[E]

He text me some of my albums. He'll be like, yo, this is good.

[A]

Okay, all right.

[D]

What's the fact?

[A]

Well, I'm wrong.

[E]

Okay.

[B]

Just think it's a nutcase, bro.

[E]

Like once a month he hits me like, yo, this chance album especially.

[B]

That's what I did.

[E]

Have you heard his second album?

[A]

We'll have fun today. I can tell.

[C]

Oh yeah?

[A]

I think so. I can tell something is in the air.

[E]

Is the weather got you on the weather, man.

[A]

They gonna put lavender on and walk in here in front of us too. I hate light skinned in the spring. Like they always want to put mauve or something.

[D]

You look, you look, yo, you look nice, bro.

[B]

You said lavender, yo.

[A]

Yeah, like what you doing?

[E]

That is a nice color. Is that available on the site?

[A]

You're not going straight home. That's not a straight I'm going straight home outfit. That's not I'm going straight home outfit. I swear to God.

[D]

Not with them jeans.

[C]

I like that. He was mad that you called it mauve.

[A]

Purple. Go ahead, yo.

[B]

It's cool. I don't want no problem.

[A]

My going to one of the top 10 New York City date spots or something. My boy on a date.

[D]

You go to 1Oak. Where you going?

[B]

What's the top 10 date spots?

[A]

I have no idea. Nor do I. I have no idea. I need to do better.

[B]

I'll take your word for it.

[A]

I keep riding this hole. Now I can't go out because I'm famous long. Let's just stay in. That's what you do. Yeah.

[B]

Quick, fast, get right to it.

[A]

Homebody. As I age, I'm a homebody, too.

[C]

That's your age, right?

[B]

That work, right?

[A]

I hear y'.

[B]

All. It worked, right? Take their shoes off early.

[A]

Listen, it was so nice out this weekend. This week.

[E]

You backed him down. What you got to run away from?

[A]

What you want me to do?

[D]

No, no, no.

[B]

We know what you do.

[E]

Don't start.

[D]

Go ahead, man. It was so nice this week.

[A]

I'll shoot that head off. Shoot. Say something else. Get froggy in there. I'll start. I'll let the chopper spray in the spring. Rolling down the street like Night of the Living Dead.

[B]

They ain't make one gun.

[A]

You know that, right? I hope I don't. I hope I don't get the joke for the rest of the show, I'll tell you that. I hope I don't get a kiki.

[B]

Did you hear what I said?

[A]

Huh?

[B]

You heard what I said, right?

[A]

What did you say?

[B]

They ain't make one gun.

[A]

Yeah, I got faith in this one, though. I got faith in this one. All right.

[B]

You saw the truck.

[A]

Get him down. Okay. And you know I could do it, too. Don't let them suit me up again. Suit me up again. And he gonna die. He's gonna be the one to die. I ain't gonna take it out. Y' all in your marriage gonna be safe. He I'mma take it out on.

[D]

Are you threatening niggas relationships?

[A]

You can't, though.

[D]

Are you crazy? Get to the show, nigga Threatening niggas relationships marriage gonna be safe.

[E]

I'm glad you here, Flip.

[A]

Nobody.

[D]

Does it better. Nobody.

[A]

Does it. Mike said 1 2, 1 2, 8,

[B]

nah, hey, turn me up in the

[A]

headphone Must seem low we bump it

[D]

from coast to coast yeah, we just

[E]

trying to make you see

[D]

Nobody does it Better.

[E]

Regulate any stealing of his property we're

[B]

damn good, too but you can't be

[E]

any geek off the street.

[A]

Mike check 12, mic check, 1, 2, 1, 2.

[B]

It was a clear black night A clear white moon yeah Streets trying to conserve some skirts for the eve so I could get some funks rolling Neutral

[D]

button the east side of the LBC

[A]

Rest in peace, Nate dog.

[D]

Jersey. What up, Jersey? What up? Seen a couple of girls west coast what up, baby?

[B]

Some brother shooting dice so I said, let's do this I jumped out the rock and said, what's up? So I said, I'm these girls peeping

[D]

D, I'm on Glad and swerve These hookers looking so hard they straight hit

[E]

the curb Onto bigger better things than some horny tricks I see my homie

[B]

and some suckers all in his mix

[D]

I'm getting jacked, I'm breaking myself I

[A]

can't believe they taking more as well.

[B]

They took my rings, they took my. I looked at the brother said damn, what's next? The dumbest ever. You ever listen to this song? Warren G was the. You jumped out with all your jury on at a rant. You don't know them at a random and they learned them. If I had wings, I would.

[A]

I feel like everybody's kind of done something like that before, though. Everybody hopped out and should have got robbed.

[B]

Some niggas got robbed.

[A]

Me, nigga, I'm some nigga.

[D]

I didn't want to say that I got robbed. I didn't want to say that you

[B]

got robbed in your hood. Yes.

[D]

Really?

[E]

What?

[D]

What?

[A]

He's so dumbfounded.

[B]

That's usually what happens.

[E]

Speak for your son,

[B]

do.

[A]

Oh, Mark never got robbed at Stanford or wherever.

[B]

Flip I flip flopping Serve holes with the fat dick till I die I'm

[D]

still screaming that bitches ain't shit Now

[B]

I'm the mack dad not known about the city where I'm from Dumb Diddy,

[D]

dumb magic Grooves of the gangsta shit the D, O, double G, the pow

[B]

and D the gangsta click now it's the bound Break it down with the gangster phone I can see and I

[D]

can tell us what the fuck you want.

[E]

So I play.

[D]

I promise you I'm starting soon.

[E]

I promise you I'm starting soon.

[A]

You're back now at the jack off hour.

[D]

This is dj.

[A]

It's spring, man. It's spring, man. Come on now, Come on now.

[D]

It's spring.

[E]

Don't make you want to stay at work though.

[A]

It's almost barbecue time. Yummy. We gonna make it a little mystery here tonight.

[D]

Almost time for the kickback and whatnot.

[B]

I met you last night, baby,

[A]

before

[E]

you opened up your jacket.

[D]

Yeah, I mean, let me hear you out there.

[E]

I had respect for your lady, but

[A]

now I take it all back.

[D]

Why you take it back, Nate?

[B]

Cause you gave me all the same pussy.

[D]

What else?

[B]

And you need to lick my balls.

[A]

Ow. And I promise, baby, I'll give you a call.

[E]

Come on, next time I'm feeling kinda humble.

[A]

Come on over and I break you all off.

[D]

In the whole wide world. Well, if gave a about cry Knew you was going to cut it off

[B]

before I was hoping.

[D]

Window to smoke I get smoked and

[B]

looney you can't do me.

[D]

I have no love for hoes.

[E]

That's something that I learned in the past.

[D]

So how the am I supposed to pay this ho? Just the latest ho. I know the pussy's minds. I'mma a couple more times and then I'm screwing.

[A]

There's nothing left to do with it. This is what 90s was dope. This was a single. This was a single. Look what they did to this lady. Look what they did to this lady on this song.

[E]

Crazy.

[B]

Yo.

[A]

And if you play this song today, all of these years later, every girl in the club is going to sing every word. Yo.

[D]

That is hilarious.

[A]

Yo. Of this perverse, nasty, freaky masterpiece. Yeah. Art. Oh man.

[C]

There we go.

[A]

There we go. And you get older and realize it's still fun when the homies don't have any of it. Like that's just the most toxic. We gotta unlearn some. Look what we dancing to.

[C]

That's the.

[A]

Nah, you can't have none

[C]

before if you didn't.

[D]

Actually,

[A]

I would hate it if you had some.

[B]

That was a single.

[A]

Oh my God. Get these drums out the way. It's still a. A hit is a hit. What? A hit is a hit is a hit.

[B]

Yo, that's hilarious.

[A]

Yo, good living don't produce hits.

[C]

You got it right, Joe.

[B]

That was good living.

[D]

No, no. You got to be in the.

[A]

And what? And what? Yeah, this comes from society says it's good living.

[D]

Nah, I understand what he's talking about.

[A]

When good living. When good living produces a hit. We call them a plant.

[D]

That's a fact.

[A]

The hit has to come from something.

[C]

Trauma.

[A]

Yes.

[E]

Mental health.

[A]

I got another hot take too. I'm ready to go.

[D]

Sorry, mama.

[A]

I got another one. I'm ready to get off here.

[D]

Like to hear it here. Go.

[A]

I think 75% of the time. And a DJ kills the set more. When the club is closing.

[C]

That's just cause you'd be ready to get home.

[B]

That's just cause that's the music you

[A]

like to hear when the club is closing.

[B]

That's what that is.

[A]

That's when the DJ Khan is probably in his best bag of the night.

[D]

Yep. Hot take.

[B]

They could throw in the shit that they really like. They don't gotta put out the current shit.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

That 1:00am Shit. That 1:30am Shit that y' all gotta do.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Nah.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

The last DJ they played 2:30

[B]

Smoke.

[A]

2:30. And after that smoke. Commit.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

I agree. I don't remember where I was at. Where I Had that thought. But yeah, probably home.

[B]

That's what it was.

[C]

The house dj. He was home.

[E]

Sounds right. Yeah.

[A]

At home. My jersey should be up at club home too. Did I do the drops? Let me do the drops. This is part of this drop. That's Iceland. It's just dropped. This is Mark's draw. And flip will have a drop before the next pod. Okay, well, adamant about that.

[C]

That's what's okay.

[D]

I appreciate that. What type of drop is it going to be?

[A]

Probably from the little flip joint. I mean.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

Yeah. Game over joint. Or it's probably when you led the pod and did the whole I'm from Queens network. Put some cool delay on it. Like.

[D]

Appreciate that.

[A]

Make it sound dope. That's what's up.

[D]

Excited about it? What you up to?

[A]

Absolutely nothing.

[D]

No, I don't trust it.

[E]

Any other drops coming or just that one?

[A]

Huh?

[E]

Any other drops coming or just that one?

[A]

No, just that one. Okay, just that one.

[C]

Welcome to episode 910 of the Joe Button podcast.

[D]

Stop your what I do anytime you talk, I feel. Coming up.

[E]

No.

[D]

Are you being nice? I was being nice. Okay.

[E]

And shout out for your Instagram post too. I love the. The little photo shoot you did.

[B]

The wardrobe.

[A]

Oh, yeah, it was cute.

[E]

We just grabbed different things. Yeah.

[D]

Throw it all together.

[E]

They were donated.

[D]

I mean, you know, you got. You know, sometimes you got to just.

[A]

Do you think you'd be killing it

[E]

when you post that?

[B]

I'm asking.

[A]

Don't.

[D]

Don't shoot at me.

[E]

Gave a 10 year old money.

[A]

I don't know what you doing. So that's why I'm asking.

[E]

I just gave a 10 year old a bunch of money.

[D]

I mean, I mean, you know, I mean, We see what stands you take. We see what stands you took. Yes, yes. I don't want to wear black power shirts all day. Listen.

[B]

Hey, yo, that was. That was somebody styled like.

[D]

No, no, I wasn't trying to be.

[A]

Was it payola, yo?

[D]

No, it wasn't payoff. It wasn't payo.

[E]

But listen, you went and bought the

[B]

Gucci boots and all that.

[D]

All that, like, don't worry how I got that. But listen, at the end of the day, I had to do what I had to do, you know what I mean? I'm sure you guys get the engagement that I did.

[B]

Here.

[A]

Why is Mark crying?

[D]

I think it's a fool, yo. What did I try? I don't know. They doing a black. They're doing a black and white thing.

[B]

I can't hear.

[D]

They talk at the Same time. So you stop let me hear you on Instagram, too. I put the flame emojis, but I didn't believe that. I ain't trust nothing you said. I don't trust Nothing he said.

[E]

DMing me.

[D]

Madness. Yeah, I mean, you know, it's for engagement, man. You know?

[A]

Don't y' all think we should trust each other, right?

[D]

Nah, I'm not dressing like that much. Don't trust me.

[A]

Expound like up here. Like I say something and think the exact opposite or whatever it is I'm saying.

[B]

I wonder why that is. Why.

[E]

Why would.

[B]

Why would a ever think you mean the opposite of what you saying?

[A]

Well, that means that I've hurt you guys before.

[B]

Or you just meant the opposite of

[A]

what you said and understand.

[D]

Oh, yeah. You got a long relationship.

[A]

Just got a long relationship. Wronged y' all in the relationship at some point. No. And y' all failed to get over it.

[D]

It.

[A]

So now we live with this.

[D]

Let's stop it, Joe.

[B]

He using that line of using on them.

[A]

We not them.

[B]

Hey, yeah.

[D]

I don't got long hair.

[A]

My. I always say that.

[D]

I got long hair. My

[A]

cool. Oh, I already told y'. All. I could feel it in the air. Something about today.

[D]

It's about to be nasty. I feel it, too. I feel it, too.

[C]

There's in there for sure.

[E]

It's nice out here. For sure.

[A]

Any of y' all got a heart. Out.

[E]

Out.

[A]

Any of y' all got a renovan to get? Any of y' all pipe burst into school? Any y' all keep your life like we good. We here today. Yeah.

[D]

We outside living real life. Ain't rich like you. We trying to get to where you at outside.

[A]

I told y', all, I'm calling cap on today. If get certain lives off, I'm blowing it up.

[D]

Is not rich like you. We outside living. Live our life.

[E]

Y' all did get it. Y' all got a little intense when I left on Friday.

[D]

Who you two? Oh, yeah. Me and my man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Bring it up. Yeah, champ. Go ahead, champ.

[E]

That was the segue for you to bring it up.

[D]

Nah, nah, never, Never.

[E]

I was trying to get it to

[D]

hand me the ball.

[E]

Okay. Yeah. I get special treatment.

[D]

Yeah, you do.

[E]

What special treatment do I get?

[D]

Well, you know, you don't get special treatment. But what I did, I told my man.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

No, I told my man it was something that.

[E]

And how I can become part of

[D]

it anyway, because I heard my man give you. I heard my man make an exception to me. What I thought was an exception at that time until it was explained to me today.

[E]

Got you.

[D]

So I thought it was an exception. Came to my man like, yo, A, I want the same exception. And he dubbed my shit, and I ain't like it.

[E]

Gotcha.

[D]

So I just. Yeah, it wasn't. It wasn't nothing to do with you. I don't think it was wrong. I just was trying to get at him.

[E]

Got you. So you mentioned me and your negotiation with him. I did. When I wasn't there.

[A]

Yep.

[E]

The thing that you thought I did three months ago and got mad about, even though that didn't really happen. This really did happen.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Got it. Okay, then.

[A]

We good? Yeah.

[D]

But it was all positive things, though, about you. You see, you know, Professor Sex. Professor Sex always gotta throw his. His in.

[B]

Yo, you know I called you about

[D]

it, yo, you know, I had to tell you.

[E]

He just drag anybody.

[D]

I had to call you.

[B]

What you doing?

[A]

It's true.

[D]

You did do that. Did that not happen?

[E]

Did I.

[D]

Did it happen or not? Yes, I'm doing it. But did it happen?

[B]

Did I do what?

[D]

Did you not have get on the phone with me or not even on the phone. Did you not say up here that you compared it to a situation and said that your flip was wrong for what he did because I could have up Mark's situation? Did you not say that?

[B]

Did I not?

[D]

You never answered me.

[A]

Is this a Patreon?

[B]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

[E]

I'm just trying to make a quick joke and keep it pushing.

[D]

But it came out today, though.

[E]

I'm not getting.

[D]

Patreon is out.

[E]

Nigga.

[A]

You. No, I know. I'm saying. Is this a picture? We.

[E]

We. We could move on.

[B]

We could.

[E]

It didn't hurt my situation.

[C]

Episode 910 of the Joe Button Podcast,

[B]

brought to you by Power, by Fuel, by.

[E]

You got PR picks, gang.

[D]

Oh, they want that bread.

[A]

No, My.

[B]

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[C]

hate when that glaucoma kicks up.

[A]

My.

[D]

Is getting.

[A]

Getting worse. How does this start anyway? Who knows? What is this?

[C]

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[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, man.

[C]

You got flip right next to Mark's right there.

[A]

My girl sent me a meme, cuz that's all I want. All love languages. It was a white background with the words. Man, it took me an hour to read this.

[D]

Oh, it's getting.

[B]

What you mean, though? You.

[A]

It's getting bad.

[B]

You was playing a trombone. You was doing this.

[A]

This getting. That'll work.

[B]

This right here. Be a monster.

[A]

I'm like this, like. Oh, my Lord. That's what I'm saying. It's getting bad. I'm gonna get better. This is episode 910, and I am Joe Button.

[C]

That's true.

[A]

And welcome. This show is brought to you by Fueled by Powered by Prize Picks. Prize picks. Gang. And gang is gang. Gang is all here to my right. You know the vibes. Queens get the money. Queens flip in the building.

[D]

Yes, sir.

[A]

Next to him are good doctor, Brother, Brother Doctor. See, brother Doctor, they both write sometimes. Our good brother doctor, Mark Lamont Hill is in the building. Next to him, our good brother ish, Mr. Thousand Doors and Up is here. Next to him, the freeziest of them all, Big Freeze is here. Big Parks is here. Poe is here. Who some of the listeners are shocked to have learned was white. They thought you were black this whole time. I don't know why. Like they stepping to me in the streets. Corey is here. Erickson is here. Tanner Saevone here by Ramon. Last but certainly not least, each and every one of you very important people out there are there. And some unimportant people, but who cares? We're all here. Shout out to the hate listeners. Shout out to our brand partners. Shout out to the creators. Shout out to the 9 to 5ers, yada, yada, yada, what's poppin?

[E]

It's hot out.

[A]

Hot out.

[D]

Hot out.

[E]

Nice as hell out.

[A]

It means there's a room full of faithful men practicing facing the utmost of discipline.

[C]

You guys want to start Bible study?

[A]

You think, hey, I'm down.

[C]

Let's do it.

[A]

I'm ready to go.

[C]

Or Quran study. Whichever.

[D]

I'm down.

[E]

Whatever, as long as it's missionary.

[A]

All right,

[E]

Sorry.

[A]

Listen. To get hot out, start getting that

[D]

itch to go outside.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. Itch. Yeah.

[D]

Y' all know what it's like to be out when it's hot outside?

[A]

Come on.

[D]

You know what it's like.

[C]

Why is that?

[D]

Sun dresses be out.

[B]

They do.

[C]

They're not even really out yet. It is the inches.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Couldn't wait for the 60s, 70s, 62.

[B]

They was ready, you know.

[A]

Yeah. You know, they had the lit. Wawa. There's another answer to this.

[D]

Well, horny.

[B]

Well, well.

[A]

I'm not going to call y' all horny.

[B]

Y'.

[A]

All.

[D]

Why you say y'?

[A]

All?

[D]

What about you? Listen,

[C]

Today.

[A]

What's up today?

[D]

We got something to say. Just answer the question. What about you? Yes.

[A]

All right.

[D]

What is it you call us? What are we doing? Why do we get the itch to go outside when it gets hot? What are we looking forward to seeing. Come on. You know I keep it real. Nigga ass. Yo, roll out my window. Hey, I'm going to the car wash on that car. Wash it as a fluke. Cause you know it takes a while. I'm standing right outside. They look nice.

[A]

Would you young folks believe that there was a time in the 90s where even if you didn't have a car, you. You could roll the window down passenger seat in your friend's car and just get it done?

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Until Scrubs. Until scrubs.

[A]

Hey, just hanging your head out the window like a New York.

[D]

Like a scrumps. Fucked it up.

[C]

They did.

[D]

You don't think that happens no more?

[A]

No.

[E]

Hell no.

[B]

Not today.

[A]

No. I bet it's no and no.

[E]

Y' all be in the wrong places.

[A]

Well, where do y' all be that that's happening?

[B]

I don't know. Cause I don't be in nobody passenger seat no more. But I believe that if the right nigga rolls that window down.

[E]

That's what I'm saying.

[B]

It happened.

[E]

You don't think you could get it done right now if you had to get a passenger seat?

[B]

You crazy.

[A]

Well, I dare. I can get it done anywhere.

[B]

On a horseback.

[A]

Anywhere.

[E]

That's how I feel. That's how y' all feel. We ain't. We ain't special.

[B]

I got to believe it's happening.

[A]

I don't believe that.

[E]

I think in the hood is happening.

[B]

It happen if it's a group of them.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

And you hear them moving the gopo. If it's the right. The had to be Tiger woods rolling the window down, talking about, hey, Tiger Woods.

[B]

Tiger woods cute to you.

[A]

Tiger woods will get it done from the passenger seat of a car. Don't be stupid in here now. If we gonna be this stupid, then let's not have to talk.

[C]

I just want to have the first name I made you watch it.

[A]

I'm saying somebody that the majority of people do not have to google what's going on with them.

[E]

Gotcha.

[C]

I don't think you have to be

[A]

that somebody that cast a very wide net out there. That was the first person to catch. Yeah.

[B]

I don't even look at. I think if a nigga's attractive and he roll a window.

[A]

Attractive.

[D]

That's a word. That's still a thing.

[A]

Are we in 99?

[B]

That work today?

[A]

What is he talking about? Sex.

[E]

Y' all tripping.

[A]

Say more, Mark. Looks don't just chime in today.

[E]

Double ducks looks get it done where? If you know how to Talk and you go outside. Outside.

[B]

Outside of the nightlife scene where money

[A]

is the primary stop. No, let me talk.

[B]

You asking me where.

[A]

Don't do that.

[B]

Where women still like attractive.

[A]

Where is that? Mark? Don't even be nowhere. Like, like would you name like Martha Vineyard? Like when you went up there for the black people event that only the rich black people can get to. Mark Claire, like, are you talking about something like that? Another very affluent, very rich and wealthy player.

[B]

What are y' all talking about?

[D]

If you pull up. If you pull up on the passenger

[E]

side in Newark and you look good and you know how to talk, you're gonna get.

[A]

I'm never doing that.

[B]

So you can't speak to it.

[D]

That's why you don't know niggas that do.

[E]

I'm saying you asked do what still happen to do.

[B]

You just don't there.

[E]

You don't be on no passenger side.

[B]

You don't be in new.

[A]

I hate when y' all point of reference is the boule corner of Newark that none of them is just going to pull up and be cute at. I hate it.

[D]

Where else be the passenger side?

[B]

You shot down Moncler. I went from one extreme to the next dog. If a is attractive and can speak well, he can get it done.

[E]

He can get it done. I think I know.

[A]

Oh, I don't know.

[D]

What is he getting, though?

[E]

When I was single, I got it done.

[D]

What part of the litter is he getting though? It depends. All right, he can get it done. But that's what I'm saying.

[A]

These niggas want to celebrate.

[D]

Is he getting it done?

[E]

Is it high tier?

[A]

Yes.

[D]

Is it like medium tier or low tier?

[E]

Ish.

[A]

That we starting just like cavemen. But he's right.

[D]

You think it's a high tier? A high tier? You pull up on the step passengers.

[B]

Yes.

[D]

High tier?

[B]

Yes.

[E]

Yes. Okay.

[A]

Off of that.

[E]

Yes.

[D]

Okay. Look at you. Like, if you don't get your ass out of here, you gotta. You gotta park up the block and walk to the store. You know what you gotta do.

[A]

These niggas been out the game for 12, 13 years and they sitting there saying what they looks and they wor.

[D]

Let's get it done.

[A]

Right? Let's get it done.

[D]

Let's get it done.

[A]

I wish.

[D]

Hey, how you doing? Just say, oh my, we all out the game.

[A]

I dare you to go to the

[E]

bar today with that education.

[B]

Like, I get it.

[D]

We on the farm.

[A]

We just.

[E]

No, that's not true.

[A]

Go up there and talk about the Atlantic slave trade. And all that. You be on up there and let's see.

[B]

I want to see, Joe.

[A]

I want to see you bugging you too. I want to see. Oh, I'd love to see.

[E]

If we was in the game, me and Itch would do damage Joe anywhere in America. This is what you. You.

[B]

You putting all bars. You ranking all bars the same. It's a bar that has a type that want to see what your watch look like and what your jewelry look like. And then there's other bars that give a fuck about what a nigga looks like.

[D]

Crown Heights nigga, like a Paul.

[A]

Oh, you mean at a pub.

[D]

A flat Bush.

[A]

You talking about a pub?

[D]

Not a pub.

[B]

You walked in the Standard Hotel.

[E]

That's a good example.

[B]

You walk in the Standard Hotel on a nice night, you look nice and you got you sitting down having a drink while you're.

[D]

Standard Hotel, you can get it done

[A]

another place that it's assumed you have money when you're there. Which is counterproductive to their point how. Which is counterproductive to the point every place they name, you gotta have money to be there.

[D]

Hold on, hold up.

[B]

Your Standard Hotel example. Can she be outside? Are you in a passenger seat? And roll the window down and get her.

[E]

If you.

[B]

If you look nice.

[D]

Yes.

[A]

Yes. Boy.

[D]

Bye, everybody. Going to circle, boy.

[A]

Goodbye.

[E]

They said yes.

[D]

You say no. I say no as well.

[B]

I say no.

[E]

Cool.

[D]

Free say no.

[A]

I mean, these ain't tried this talent homecoming. He's still applying freaknik rules.

[D]

What the fuck are they talking about?

[A]

Alcove.

[B]

See, that's the educated demo that care about what you got.

[D]

This little trick y' all talk about.

[A]

This wouldn't work. It Morton's, Tony Romas. This wouldn't work.

[D]

All this wouldn't work at Ruth Chris.

[B]

You bugging.

[A]

You go to Ruth Chris and talk about talking about something. Hey, you see what the Dodgers did last night? That bitch gonna go to the bathroom when you. Oh, my God.

[B]

I disagree, but it's.

[A]

What's the little hookah spot you be going to. I'll come with you. Let's see. Listen, I'm gonna come. Where is that? And we gonna see. What the. We gonna put this theory to the test.

[B]

You think if you and I walk.

[A]

Where's the hookah spot? Where is the hookah spot?

[D]

I'm gonna let you say it, but

[A]

he ain't in this. I'm talking to you.

[B]

You not gonna take my word for.

[D]

Where is this hookah spot?

[B]

It's a decent hookah spot. I'll Tell you off mic. What I'm telling you is that me and you walk in that hookah spot, I don't even gotta talk.

[A]

That's it. That's it, man.

[D]

He.

[B]

He right.

[A]

That's it, man. I'm coming over there.

[B]

That's it.

[A]

We got.

[B]

No, I said you worried.

[A]

We got to see

[E]

now.

[B]

And the game gonna be on. And the game gonna be on. So I'm gonna say, hey, what's Brunson doing? And they gonna say, dunking it like you should be doing something.

[A]

I'm playing. But you've seen him do this.

[B]

I don't do stuff like that. No, I haven't seen him do that.

[E]

So then you can't.

[B]

No, no, I know it can get done in there like that.

[A]

So you've never seen him do this?

[B]

No. He's in a relationship. He don't believe so then you cannot confirm.

[E]

He can confirm that it happens.

[B]

The only point was you can still do that.

[A]

How can you confirm?

[B]

I've seen it happen in there.

[A]

You've never seen it happen?

[B]

Yeah, this thing is not him. I've seen it happen.

[A]

You've never seen it happen with him?

[B]

No, because.

[A]

So you cannot confirm.

[B]

I can't confirm it.

[D]

I know what he doing. Blazing ass. I don't agree with you.

[A]

I don't agree with you.

[D]

Right.

[A]

You never seen it.

[D]

I want to see it.

[B]

I'm coming, Joe.

[A]

My eyes ain't his eyes. Those Lasix, these Ds.

[B]

I'm coming.

[E]

He don't move that way.

[B]

What you never seen me do?

[A]

Bag of.

[E]

He saying.

[D]

Excuse my language.

[A]

No, I'm not saying that. That would be overboard. But I'm saying. I'm saying him and Mark's time is way back in the day. 90s, early 2000s. Mario, first single.

[D]

Yeah, I want to get.

[A]

I want to know what you got, man.

[B]

I want to know.

[D]

I want to know thing. That's when they came in. How long was it run?

[B]

What I mean, hey, Joe, you. This the funny part.

[A]

You, me and we got this boy is so.

[B]

Me and you have gone to Santos house.

[C]

That was a vibe back in the day.

[B]

Me and you have gone to Santos house where. Where your jewelry didn't matter. Nobody sees your car is in there.

[C]

Wait, hold up.

[B]

Basketball shorts on my.

[C]

If you had a little starter jacket on. That was getting used to you. I mean, it was.

[B]

Where it wasn't nobody popping bottles. It was genuine crowd. It didn't matter who the. You don't know who's in there.

[D]

It just was me.

[B]

And you have been in bounce before where money don't know. You don't know what the got. You think the game has changed from then to now though it did is I think it's contingent upon where you at.

[A]

It's been a long time.

[D]

Like you going to go to the professional professor. The professor gathering.

[E]

I don't need to go to professor gathering.

[A]

He don't go nowhere with other educator savages.

[D]

He don't even go nowhere with other educated savages.

[A]

Go with a real professor.

[B]

See how you fair. I can't give a. You go to that scene BBC. It's a bunch of them savage out there with PhDs.

[D]

Okay. All right.

[A]

Off that nj pack. Yeah. Go where the real smoke is at.

[D]

This you talking about. Oh, hello, brother Marco. How are you? Good to. Good day. You think it does Now I'm talking.

[A]

I'm talking.

[B]

I'm just joking around.

[A]

How you know you can't complain.

[D]

Confirm.

[B]

He said do I think.

[A]

But you cannot confirm.

[B]

I can't confirm.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[B]

I can't confirm. You get it done.

[E]

Stop it.

[A]

Don't be foolish.

[E]

Stop it.

[A]

Stop it.

[D]

I feel like the I believe you body outside with the I don't feel like you body.

[B]

Yo, let me tell you something that's true. Let me put you in. Let me put you in. You think you could get it done?

[A]

Wait, what? I didn't hear what you said.

[B]

If I put you in a scenario that's not familiar to you, you. You could get it done.

[A]

Tell me more. Say more words.

[B]

If I put you in D.C. the with Mark flourishes at too familiar with me. That's not familiar.

[A]

It's too familiar.

[B]

Political scene, not stadium political scene.

[A]

D.C. i know.

[B]

That's why I change. I'm specifying. If I put you on a political scene with the congresswoman and.

[E]

And.

[B]

And. And all of them popped.

[A]

Let me interrupt.

[D]

You already hit.

[A]

Okay, I had that.

[E]

Yo, yo.

[A]

A good portion of this pod now is old niggas reliving their heydays. And I'm totally fine with it. I'm totally fine with it. Listen, let's get to it. Let's get to it. Dwight Howard's.

[D]

Oh, boy.

[B]

That's where we start.

[C]

Dwight Howard's bag of cocaine.

[A]

Their bag of cocaine.

[D]

Allegedly.

[E]

Allegedly.

[D]

Not her. We can't say she did it.

[A]

Why?

[D]

Even though. Even though I think so.

[E]

Can we say he did it? No, that's why it's alleged.

[B]

That's what I'm saying.

[E]

Yeah, I saw her with the bag, though.

[D]

So you can say she did.

[B]

I saw her with the bag. I didn't see him with no bag.

[E]

Don't smoke, don't snort him.

[D]

Hey, yo, a lot of the cocaine heads said that's not the real coke.

[B]

Yo.

[D]

They didn't look like real cocaine.

[E]

They.

[D]

Yeah, that's.

[C]

I'm not a cocaine head, but I've seen bags of cocaine.

[A]

Parks,

[B]

cokeheads was killing that.

[D]

I think some happened. She just tried to clean it up. Yeah, that's what I think. That's what I think.

[B]

So let's tell the fans what happened. I thought you playing something.

[A]

Yeah, I'm going to get the clip.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[D]

This is not the white. This is, this is trauma. This everything he been through. But just now the kids. I have to advocate for the kids and I can't go down for what he's doing. So they took our daughter.

[E]

And I'm just sitting there like, do I speak up? Do I be quiet?

[D]

What do I do?

[E]

But I caught this man.

[D]

I caught this man forcing our 12 year old son to cover for him, his son to cover for him. He had him lying. I recorded it. He was coaching our son to lie on me and I have to record it.

[E]

And it's.

[D]

It's this. I try to tell everybody.

[C]

That's the bag of cocaine.

[A]

Yeah, that's the bag of cocaine nobody want.

[D]

Cuz he got the money.

[A]

Big bag. Yeah, big G bag.

[E]

I don't.

[D]

I live with him.

[E]

He needs some help.

[C]

Turkey bag.

[E]

And this is it.

[D]

This sound different audio.

[B]

This is it.

[D]

This is trauma. This everything he been through. But just by the kids. I have to advocate for the kids.

[C]

That's true.

[D]

And I can't go down for what he's doing. So they took our daughter. And I'm just sitting there like, do I speak up, do I be quiet? What do I do?

[E]

But I, I caught this man.

[B]

I think it's.

[A]

Oh yeah. This is his wife, Amy Lucien. And she said, I can admit right now I feel shame. I cringe when I see couples take their issues to the Internet. But I was humbled with understanding because now look what I have to do to protect myself. My husband put himself in a position that resulted in CPS being called to our house three times in less than two months. But three days ago they were called again and they left with. They left with our daughter. And I think this is her stepdaughter. She says in the video, yeah, I personally had to call the police on him three times and barely 14 months, months of marriage. Everyone around me told me, you made A commitment through sickness and health. That played with my mind after. Honestly, I tried to listen to the married people around me who said it was too soon to walk away, but now look, all right, we don't need all of the text.

[C]

I just have one brief question. If you're dealing with CPS coming to take your kids, is holding up a massive bag of cocaine a good idea?

[A]

That was my very. That was the first thing I asked

[B]

when I saw that CPS about to spin. Exactly immediately. Oh shit.

[E]

I think she's trying to. I'm put this whole case on him so that I could look like the clean person. So I'm gonna show you the coke. I'm gonna show you everything. Cause like thinking the logic is gonna be who'd be dumb enough to pull out a bag of coke if it was theirs? You know what I mean? I think that's what she. I don't think it's gonna work that way, but I think that's how it works, dog.

[B]

If you want your child back. The fact that there is a presence of a bag of cocaine of that magnitude in the house, it kind of fucks up your chances.

[E]

Unless you all in and you say, I'm putting them out. I'm getting rid of this coke. I'm getting rid of him now.

[A]

No.

[C]

No matter what you do, that's not gonna look good.

[A]

You don't show better.

[D]

And they're not gonna leave. Those are not her children. They're not gonna leave them with her. They're not gonna leave them with her. So whatever she did is just. I think she's trying to protect herself. I think whatever she said, that whatever the kid told the cop about her, she just wants to clear her name before it comes out. That's what I think. That's what this move was.

[A]

She just wanted to. I got to tell you, I. I've been around a lot of drug heads in my life. That wasn't coke for one.

[D]

That party bag, that was curse of the hall.

[B]

That was a party bag.

[A]

That wasn't. There's no way on God's. That was not.

[B]

It wasn't a serving.

[D]

I'm talking about.

[A]

Even if it's somebody that love doing

[C]

coke, that's a lot of good.

[A]

That wasn't coke food one. That was a guy that know he in a relationship with somebody who lessens the load.

[E]

Is that coke for two though?

[D]

Coke?

[A]

No, no.

[D]

That's like some party.

[E]

It still could have just been his and it some party.

[B]

Yeah, but it's possible if it was

[A]

Even I go through a lot. My house goes through a lot more toilet paper when my girl was there.

[E]

Fair enough.

[A]

Versus when it's just me.

[B]

Bottle waters fly out.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

No, the bottle. Bottle water's got legs.

[B]

Said it wasn't coke for one.

[A]

No way on earth. That was in hell, no one. And I had the same thought that you guys are talking about. Like, if you're in a bout with CPS for your and they just took your stepdaughter. Yeah. This is not the best thing you should be doing.

[B]

I think niggas is laying the groundwork for the divorce and the money and all of that stuff. That's what it looks like to me. It look like it's a play for some spanky.

[A]

Well, Dwight, they say filed for divorce.

[B]

He did.

[A]

She replied and said, way to run first and foul. But yeah, so I would.

[B]

No but in looking at it, they both filed for divorce maybe like six months ago and retracted it. So she filed for one, he filed a separate time, and then they both retracted their divorce claims. So they've been going through it for a long, long time. This ain't no new shit.

[C]

Got it.

[B]

And he was at the game looking

[A]

like he only went to see the Knicks versus Lakers real quick.

[C]

While all this how does jaw look?

[A]

Commotion is going to. Going on to do any of this stuff. I mean, I wasn't necessarily looking at his jaw.

[C]

If someone's being accused of coke, you got to take a look at the jaw, see what's going on.

[D]

Well, you may be moving his.

[E]

That's what I say. From what I heard.

[D]

Moving the jaw. What is that jaw? What happened to your jaw?

[A]

You too big to be sucking.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Cuz if it's the same rules and you got to be on your knees.

[D]

I'm good.

[A]

Nipples. That should get tricky.

[D]

Yo, stupid. What the. Yo, this guys live him up.

[A]

This is all Park's fault with that. Anyway, so Dwight's ex Royce chimed in in and was like, you got some nerve because you killed me. I got killed. You told me I was jealous when I was saying all the same things when I was saying he was a problem when it was really all about the kids. Everybody put me through the ringer.

[B]

Royce is the chick that used to

[A]

be on the reality joint.

[E]

She was the dancer. Orlando Magic dancer.

[D]

Ah,

[E]

yeah. That's one of the challenges, like when you get in a new relationship, everybody ignores the X's. Everybody ignores all the bad.

[A]

What bar they at? I'm trying to think of the bar that they would. That's Bugging me. Now it's bugging me.

[E]

Where were you was at?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

You're not going to keep doing that though. You're not.

[E]

You got get me out the room.

[B]

You're not going to get. Yeah, you stop bro.

[A]

I didn't even say nothing to them. I don't know. I just.

[D]

Can I at least think they got

[A]

a lot like without getting attacked.

[E]

Think to yourself.

[A]

Think to yourself.

[D]

They got a lot of confidence over there too that two man, we got to.

[E]

We got a track record to. To earn the contest.

[D]

Track record subjective.

[A]

Those newer corners.

[E]

No, no it's not.

[D]

I don't know. I don't know about the white track record.

[B]

I don't.

[D]

I. I don't track. I could just say what I want

[E]

to see in person.

[D]

I don't track what I don't track.

[E]

Ain't that what you do?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

I got to see it. I'll come up. I'll come up there tomorrow. Come outside.

[E]

You ain't got to come nowhere. You tell me where you at.

[A]

I'll come. I'll come to Mount Sinai with you

[D]

got the hospital.

[B]

Mount Sinai.

[A]

You are doctor I think Mark get busy around Mount Sinai.

[D]

Barnabas.

[A]

He put up his numbers Israel bagging,

[D]

buying dog the airport.

[A]

I wonder if Four Seasons would let me record all us at the bar.

[D]

You can ask him.

[C]

There's probably plenty of places that would if even if it wasn't would love to.

[A]

Yeah but I want to see it at that bar.

[B]

Four Seasons Bar.

[A]

Maybe the Atlanta Four Seasons.

[C]

I was going to say is there

[B]

Four Seasons New York?

[C]

There must be but I've never been to that bar.

[E]

I don't think it don't matter where.

[D]

Stop. Why would he not.

[E]

Why would I not stop?

[D]

He not. Come on, stop.

[E]

Why Flip stop.

[D]

I'm just saying cuz we out the game.

[A]

We all out the game. We shouldn't take so much pride in this. We are retired.

[E]

But if we was in the game.

[A]

It's like when the retired veterans go through the airport.

[D]

They got the patches on.

[A]

They everybody yo, you serve service.

[E]

That's it.

[A]

They don't got a buck up 81 I was there.

[B]

But them same retired veterans know if it get shaky they know they jump right back into that.

[A]

Well that's why they have the identifying patches.

[D]

Yeah, they don't. My face is even identifying patch this talking about this.

[E]

The identifying patch

[D]

put me on the TV right now. We are so immature right now. They got Al on the news Mark right there.

[A]

I How about a weather break and get More immature.

[C]

Let's go downhill from here.

[E]

Very clear.

[A]

Oh, the White House.

[D]

The White House crazy, yo. I'm all chill, yo.

[A]

And if that was all his is she wouldn't be able to access it. If he had that much coke in the house, it would have been a secret. Nobody would know that you got. That's just on page three of the drug, man.

[C]

You can't keep that much coke a secret. You got to talk in your ears off.

[B]

And not just that. If y'.

[E]

All.

[B]

If y' all partake together, right?

[D]

And nobody knows knows it.

[E]

But no, I'm sure he got other

[B]

locked up all our.

[E]

Not coke.

[A]

Yeah, that.

[E]

I was just saying jewelry. Joe, that got to be handcuffs.

[A]

We putting the coke with the chill do with the electrical dildo too, with the remote.

[D]

Yo, you do a. Prayer.

[A]

I don't want to bump into the strap every time I'm trying to get out.

[C]

Cover the move.

[A]

That is a mess.

[B]

That's crazy, yo.

[A]

Now you go use the strap on homeboy. He start acting wild.

[D]

All right, all right. Bugging in the crib. Now you in a scrap

[B]

and he coked up now.

[D]

Now you to fight for your life

[A]

with cocaine bear in the house.

[D]

Oh, you got strong cocaine bear.

[E]

Now you gotta.

[A]

Now you gotta call the police on a nigga in here. All right, that's it for Dwight.

[D]

Dwight, man.

[A]

Shout out to Dwight, man. We love you. We. We. We. Oh, my God. That's. That's hilarious.

[D]

Why you moving like that?

[A]

Also while we on this, they cancel Magic City night.

[B]

That's up.

[C]

Damn.

[D]

That's why we know you get it done. That's why we know you can't get it done.

[E]

Why? Cuz I don't need Magic City.

[D]

Exactly. You can't go in there.

[E]

You can't.

[D]

You can't go in Magic City and get it done.

[E]

Go find out.

[D]

You can't. No show me. He can't. You need you. You think I can't get that in nowhere on earth.

[E]

I can't get it done.

[A]

I asked around and they don't hurting you, boy.

[D]

They say you keep banging.

[A]

They said if. If it ain't a sorority, if it ain't one of those sorority gals. And here, listen.

[B]

Wave your hand good.

[E]

We'll see. We'll see what?

[A]

I'm coming up there to Opium. Will you be that. What's the name of that little place I'm coming to? Opium. You know he had to.

[B]

You need to stop.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Opium Vest Fest.

[B]

Anywhere, any. Hey, yo, dog, I.

[A]

All right.

[D]

They was chasing My son in the

[A]

vest fest, boy, and he still ain't do nothing there.

[D]

He got frozen.

[A]

He did nothing.

[D]

Froze.

[A]

Froze when a real one was on him, giving him some compliments and thought he was halfway cute. Started doing that stupid blush he do, hoping they notice that shit ain't work.

[B]

That's what I did.

[A]

Dr. Brian. Dr. Brian went to her next gig.

[B]

You coiding all other shit. Dr. Brian went right to her next gig. Boy, I didn't see that.

[D]

No, I. I saw on the stage.

[A]

She didn't change her attendant, right?

[D]

Not before the stage, no.

[A]

Nor did I.

[D]

But she didn't change bodying before the stage, nor did I. Stage action.

[A]

Well, that's what that good conversation to do. Get him right today.

[D]

He had a laugh before the stage.

[A]

Enough of this. Enough. Grow up, you guys.

[B]

I know.

[C]

Just cuz it gets a little bit nice out.

[D]

It's cool. Yeah, man, you acting like that you. Something going on with you. You acting like the I. You got two chains on like you feeling yourself today, bro.

[A]

I'm talking. I'm having a good time.

[E]

Okay.

[A]

Y' all are in support of them canceling Magic City night?

[E]

You know, I was.

[B]

No, you were. Yeah, yeah, I forgot.

[E]

He took a stand and I. I said. I said I didn't think it was going to happen because I thought it was just bad for the league. And when they announced it, at least according to Shams, that's basically what they said. That their partners, the community, a lot of people came and said they don't like this. From what I heard, team owners in particular. Particular we're like, this is nothing but

[C]

Kyle Corbett and Al Horford.

[E]

Yeah, I mean, they definitely put the spotlight on it.

[B]

But I'm changing the league before they said anything.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

And let me ask you.

[E]

A lot of silent complaints.

[B]

If it was a Playboy sponsored event with Hugh Hefner, you think they would have canceled it?

[E]

No, but I think they should have.

[B]

That's my point.

[D]

They wouldn't have canceled it.

[B]

They would have never canceled it. This is some black. And they look at strippers different than they look at the centerfolds and all that other shit. And they canceled the event.

[A]

I don't think it was that on the. On the hush. And them Hugh Hefner.

[B]

Yes, that's what I'm saying.

[A]

And them Hugh Hef docs, boy, do they skirt around.

[D]

As soon as they start talking, the little boy start running around there, son.

[E]

No, you ain't wrong.

[A]

He take you to when they started to go to print or something.

[B]

Hugh Hefner was giving out rabid ears at the Grand Garden or some like that.

[E]

I don't think they would.

[B]

I don't think they would even allow it.

[E]

I don't think they would allow it, though.

[B]

I disagree.

[D]

Let me see if Playboy.

[E]

I'm telling you, man.

[B]

No, I'm saying the reason why they pulled the Magic City, because they was leaning on the restaurant side of it. The Hugh Hefner playboy is. No matter how you look at it, it's still food. No. And he's him. His affiliations and his associations are such. I definitely could see the Knicks girls dancing out there there on a Playboy night with some bunny ears on.

[E]

I don't know.

[B]

I don't think so.

[E]

I don't see it.

[B]

I don't.

[C]

I think we get the same.

[A]

Have you all ever been.

[B]

No.

[E]

To the Mansion?

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

No.

[C]

Just you, buddy.

[E]

I be in the hood. I be in the hood. I be in the hood.

[C]

Take your victory.

[A]

Whatever.

[B]

Where was the Mansion?

[A]

I didn't say nothing, yo.

[B]

I said, where was it? The one you went to?

[A]

I didn't say nothing.

[B]

I didn't say nothing. You got it done there, though.

[A]

I didn't.

[E]

Huh? I'm asking.

[B]

You got to done there.

[A]

I don't feel the need to qualify for evil.

[E]

He ain't even answering if he been there.

[A]

Like, let's not be foolish. Let's not be foolish, you guys.

[B]

No, he said in previous times that he's been there.

[E]

Did he say he got it done previously?

[B]

He did not.

[E]

Of course not. Some real was in there.

[B]

He was in the passenger side.

[E]

Oh, definitely. He was in the back seat.

[A]

He was in the rear passenger. He was in the den.

[D]

You ain't going to the living room. He was in the den.

[A]

Oh, shit.

[D]

By the pool.

[E]

All the A list was in there

[D]

at the big living room.

[B]

And that's funny.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

You was back there rapping forte. And who else?

[A]

When you get deep enough in your legacy.

[E]

Legacy.

[A]

All right, man.

[E]

Come on, Jo. Come on.

[A]

When you get deep enough in your legacy, you'll realize it's whatever the people say it is.

[D]

Are you okay? Doesn't make you.

[A]

Or break.

[D]

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[E]

This guy, man.

[A]

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[B]

That's funny. That's funny.

[D]

Let's see.

[A]

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[E]

Appreciate that. Thank you.

[A]

That's it.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Dakota Prescott,

[B]

the model. Dak Prescott's the model. That's who you aspire to be like.

[A]

Man likes to get out of there. D. Prescott and his. And his girlfriend and mother of two children.

[C]

Fiance.

[A]

Fiance.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

And mother of two children. A 10 month old and a 2 year old had a joint bachelor bachelorette party on a yacht in the Bahamas. The very next day it was announced that they were calling off a wedding that was set to be had in April the very next month.

[C]

I should have stopped you earlier. That was a mistake right there.

[B]

The joint.

[C]

The joint bachelor party party.

[D]

You know why?

[E]

The worst idea ever.

[C]

That's a terrible idea.

[D]

One of them saw each other doing something disgusting and changed.

[A]

Yeah, I wanted to hear more in there too.

[C]

It's weird.

[E]

I think it's weird.

[B]

A lot of people are doing that now.

[C]

No, but it's weird because there's supposed to be a night to enjoy with your friends before you.

[D]

Last night to enjoy.

[C]

Correct.

[D]

Before you take the vows and whatever that is called.

[E]

Marriage.

[D]

Holy matrimony. Yeah, of course it's marriage.

[B]

Niggas doing it together because they figure ain't no bullshit gonna go down if I'm here. But y' all can have fun.

[C]

But you're already starting off.

[B]

I agree. No, I'm with you.

[E]

I agree.

[B]

I agree. I think it's. I think it's a recipe for disaster.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I just think there's a flip side to that coin. Like, I'm not saying what. What y' all are saying isn't true. On the flip side, I think there's a world where a guy doesn't really have anything wild or plant for his party that he doesn't want his wife to be privy to. His friends are her friends, and he wants to be with his wife as much time as he can.

[B]

It's starting to be common.

[E]

That's called a wedding reception.

[A]

No, before the wedding. I'm saying.

[E]

No, I get you. I'm just saying, like you already having one of them. When y' all and y' all friends get together and party at the wedding and after. I think it's nice to have two separate things. And it's not cause you're going to do something wild or nasty or crazy just cause you want to have one last hurrah.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Even.

[E]

Even if it's just sitting around smoking a cigar. Whatever you do, whatever your thing is, whether it's wild or tame, like you should be able to have a separate thing.

[A]

I agree.

[E]

I think it could read as something else. Although I get what you're saying. It might not. It could just be y' all love kicking it together that much.

[B]

I think the thought of it reads to something else, though.

[E]

That's how I see it.

[A]

They sent out. They sent out. They sent out something to all the people that they had invited saying, we're sorry to inform you, but we're canceling this. It's over. Sorry for the inconvenience. Yada, yada, yada. The fiance or ex fiance then went on her socials, posted pics of all the ladies that were there on the yacht, and with a message that spoke to friendship and thank God for friends that carry you through tough times. And yada yada, yada, yada, yada. TMZ later came out with a report that said this fight was not about the prenup because that's what. What was leaked that they fought about the prenup. Dak had a very hard, ironclad prenup. She wouldn't sign it, so they fought. TMZ later reported that that was not the case. It was not about a prenup, so who knows? But even that, this is juicy.

[B]

Even that, her posting that with the girls, you know, basically the girl friendship helped me through hard times. All that. Yeah. Something happened on the boat. She saw something that she. That's got her down and depressed.

[A]

With Dak?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I don't think so. That can't. He don't nothing say cheater about that.

[B]

I'm not saying even if it ain't got to be cheater. Even if it's cheating. They don't. It don't say disrespectful.

[A]

I could be totally wrong. He really seemed like a man of the Lord, and I really just want to protect my contract if it's that. I don't think he got caught on doing anything on the yacht. Not the guy that agreed to do the joint bachelor bachelorette party with the friends. I just don't see the other problem

[C]

is with a bachelorette party or a bachelor party, usually there's a lot of partying, drinking. You may see something that you don't like, even if it's not infidelity.

[D]

Yeah. You just may see something.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Or you get the fight on some drunk. It's just not a good combination, in my opinion.

[A]

Oh, that's like at some of the pool parties when chicks was trying Molly for the first time, and then you didn't like how they was giving it up, didn't like how they was vibing with it. It's like, oh, she'll never see me again. She's out of here. She's gone. Start spinning. Singing Cyndi Lauper. Yeah. She had to go.

[C]

That could be a vibe. Which Cindy love her song.

[A]

It wasn't about.

[B]

It's not about at all.

[A]

Anyway. Yeah. I don't think Dak Prescott was doing anything inappropriate on that yacht.

[E]

I don't think it was a boat thing.

[B]

It don't have to be. It don't have to be necessarily doing something appropriate. It could be a side of him that she might not have ever seen before.

[C]

Or vice versa.

[B]

Well, yeah, but I'm just saying, for her to post that whole my girl, girls, tough times thing, then that makes it seem like she. She needed the.

[E]

The.

[B]

The pick me Up.

[D]

No, he probably broke up with her. He probably called the marriage off and

[A]

she's just saying, well, you need, you need to pick me up no matter, no matter who breaks it off.

[B]

I think if you break it off,

[A]

you need to pick me up. If he break it off, you need to pick me up.

[B]

And, and to be honest, I think it was the money. I think it's just a black eye. So both of them might denounce it publicly, but I think it was a money thing.

[E]

Now just.

[A]

I'm with you.

[E]

I don't necessarily disagree, but I just want to add this little piece is that they issued a statement and TMZ's resources confirmed this as well. That she said it wasn't about the money, that they had confirmed or she had affirmed rather that she was willing to work through whatever to make the marriage happen with or without a prenup and that she comes from a well to do family and that she has her own kind of wine and spirits business. Basically, she don't need to his money. I'm not, I'm not saying I agree or disagree. I don't know his level.

[B]

Some money.

[E]

I'm with you. But it's important, it's important to know that she's at least addressed that.

[C]

Yeah, but I mean if you were to break up over the money, you're not going to say you're breaking up over the money like that looks tackless.

[B]

It looks horrible.

[E]

She's affirmingly saying it wasn't the money.

[B]

But. And if you're saying she has all that motion and all those other things going on. If you break up because of the prenup, you look like a gold digging chick. So that's definitely not something that you, you a stain that you would want on your jacket or your reputation so you'll come out and, and, and kill that. Yeah. Like. And it could have not necessarily just been. She might not be a gold digger. She may not. I'm not saying she is a gold digger.

[A]

I'm just saying I'm not calling her a gold digger at all.

[B]

No, but that's the, that's the same.

[A]

But the prenup fight ladies put through the processor and it turns into. Well, if this is how you view love, then for sure I'm. Yeah.

[E]

Why do you make that decision? Why do you. I get leaving over a prenup. Right. I get that that happens both sides. Why go to the bachelorette party. Bachelor party. Why get a month out to bail for the prenup when he hasn't Been.

[B]

No, they said the prenup was given to her shortly thereafter or right before. Like, they said that the prenup was, like, sprung on her out of nowhere. They said, like, the prenup was sprung on her.

[E]

See, I understood that she was like, no. Okay. I thought they had been around for a few months. But you're saying allegedly.

[D]

That's what they're saying.

[E]

If it was sprung on her, that would make more sense. The reports I heard made a snake was at least a few months.

[B]

You know, even if it was a few months, yo, listen. By this date. Or it could have came up drinking or something and an argument came out over the. Are you still not signing this preview?

[E]

That could happen. The argument, it just seemed to me odd to, like, get. I wouldn't set a do or die date. I. After the bachelor party. Like, if I was gonna say, look, you need to have this sign by X date or else it's off. I would make it the day before the bachelor party.

[A]

Especially when it's a joint bachelor party.

[E]

Yeah. Yeah. I wouldn't have. After we had.

[B]

Or somebody might have gave you all inklings that they are gonna sign it.

[E]

And then she fell through.

[B]

And then fell through. Like, yo, dawg, I'm gonna call your bluff. Like, you not gonna cancel the wedding. Now, even if I didn't sign it and the nigga, like, what?

[C]

I also think even if she has. Even if she has all this motion and family money and all that shit, she still. The prenup could still be an issue.

[D]

Sure.

[E]

She said it. I mean, she explicitly said. She didn't just say, I got money. She was like, the prenup was not an issue. I was.

[D]

She.

[E]

Now, to be clear, she didn't say she liked it. What she said is we were willing to work through anything. So it was. That language was interesting to me.

[B]

So we might not be on the same page right now with the prenup, but we're willing to get there. His stance might be, yo, sign this shit.

[E]

Ain't nothing to work through, right?

[B]

Yeah, this is it. It depends on what was said. It's a bunch of stuff. The argument online is really, is he a dick for killing the marriage over the prenup? That's the real conversation. And I don't think so.

[C]

Not necessarily.

[E]

No.

[B]

No, I don't think so at all. They like, yo, she had two kids for him. And in my opinion, you're not having kids for him. Y' all are having kids as a collective together. Yeah, they are your children. Like, it's not his kids that you slaved in labor for him. That's a baby that you guys brought into the world. So I don't look at it sometimes

[A]

n be forcing the kid on the chest.

[E]

I must say that depends.

[B]

And it goes both ways. And the other way. It goes both ways.

[E]

That's what I'm saying.

[B]

Goes both ways.

[E]

It can be both ways. That's what I'm saying. So this could be a situation where she did have them for him.

[B]

Maybe, maybe not. We don't know that.

[E]

That's my point. I don't want to go to the

[B]

peanut gallery to be saying that like it's a fact. And she still has an option if she don't want to have a child.

[E]

To not have a child.

[A]

Niggas do be using the old papa chick. A papa kid and his chicken. Slow down that motion. Oh, yeah. Come on, man. Come on, man.

[B]

Wow.

[E]

That's old. That's old school.

[A]

We going to get her right out of there.

[B]

That's crazy.

[D]

But it don't.

[A]

Hey, we didn't know these was new age. Now take them off the table for a year today.

[B]

No, it don't.

[A]

Not today.

[B]

Don't take them off the table for a year. No, it don't.

[E]

I was given back in the day looking out for 2A3 now with the surgeries and everything. Yes, if you. If you do it right, honey.

[B]

Got us stitches. You crazy as hell.

[A]

You going to be home sad talking about, oh, she was with my baby in there.

[B]

Word.

[A]

Word. Yep. Hey, your little move is going to backfire, buddy.

[B]

You ain't lying. That ain't. That shit don't work no more.

[E]

I. I could see a scenario, though, and again, this is all hypothetical where he's. She wasn't ready to have kids and he was wanted.

[B]

I mean, we don't. I ain't got makeup. Scenario. No.

[E]

I respond to the peanut. I'm just running to the peanut gallery and I'm saying on both sides and saying it could be. I need to hear me out. What I'm saying is I could see her say. I could see her being roped into a life, and now she got two kids and this dude, and she's like, I only did this because we were gonna have a certain kind of life. And now without the prenup, I can't have that assurance. I could also see the flip of that where he feels like, I've earned a lot of money prior to meeting you, I've done all these things. Things. You had two kids. I'll take care of the kids, but I don't want to. You know, I'm not going to give you half of my money based on. I'm just. I can see both arguments.

[B]

So to your first point, how can't you have that life that you thought that you were going to have without the prenup?

[E]

Because I'm saying he could have made certain guarantees to her. Now, the.

[C]

We don't know what the prenup said, by the way.

[B]

Yeah, we don't.

[E]

That's what I'm saying.

[B]

It's too many. You know what I'm saying?

[E]

It's. Yeah. I'm not taking her side or his side. I'm just saying there's enough possibilities between prenups and the promises people make before and after kids that I don't know who's right and who's wrong.

[B]

There's no way to make $300 million if they had a divorce. And they gonna crack his head in child support. Yeah, they gonna crack his head in spousal support, and that's Texas. There are some other things that are in play that the state legally is gonna make him do. Right? But I think that we keep conflating love and legality, and I just think that's a bad thing. I think that somebody's argument could be, yo, well, if he really loves her, it don't matter. Conversely, somebody could say, yo, if she really loves him, it don't matter. So I just think that we kind of look at it most times from a bias standpoint instead of a. A logical standpoint. And logically, I think there's a ground to be had. Like, if they divorce and he gives her, let's say, 50 million, $100 million, there's no guarantee that she don't remarry, and the next nigga gets his hundred million dollars because that's legally her new husband. So all of those things, to me, come into play. I don't know.

[E]

And like park said, I don't know what he asked for in the prenup. He could have said, it's gonna be a flat rate. If we get divorced, it's gonna be X. And that number 20 could be five.

[B]

Sure.

[E]

You know what I mean?

[A]

And I disagree with that. I disagree with. What did you just say earlier about. And after the divorce, she'll be fine, too.

[B]

I didn't say that. I said, after the divorce, there will be things legally he has to provide.

[D]

She said, the state will make him.

[B]

The state's gonna make him give X. Like, they're Married, she's gonna.

[A]

Oh, the love part. When you was like, oh, you should be doing it for love. And you was like, well, no, you should be doing it for love too.

[E]

No, I said either person.

[B]

I said both sides. So one side is saying, yo, if he really loved her, then the prenup wouldn't matter. And then somebody else's side is saying, yo, well, if she really loved him, the prenup wouldn't matter.

[A]

I disagree with that one.

[B]

Why?

[D]

Why?

[A]

I think it's a double standard there.

[B]

There's double standards all around the board.

[A]

But why? Yeah, but important to acknowledge them in the relationships that. That we're talking about. I think we're talking about ones where the man makes significantly more than the woman in the event that they divorce. With no prenup, it's assumed that the man will be all right because of that. In that same scenario, it's not assumed that the woman is gonna be all right. So I don't think it's the same. I do think that even without a prenup, she should still be taken care of. But that's where the prenup conversation comes. Comes up. So, like, I disagreed with the whole. If it were sprung on somebody, then there should be no final decisions. Yeah. If you just sprung this on me, then allow me the time to go sit somewhere, talk to a lawyer, take this to an attorney. It shouldn't be a no. This is over. And we're sending this out to the invitee.

[B]

It depends on the response, though. And again, we talking about, I don't know, it's a bachelor and bachelorette party. There could be alcohol involved. You know how people's emotions and stuff get.

[E]

Definitely.

[B]

So if it's sprung upon. And now I'm a little inebriated. That response. Yeah, that fight type of fight.

[E]

Is there a fight big enough just being real? Is there a fight big enough to make you break up with a dude worth $300 million?

[B]

Who says she broke. But it could be a fight with a 300 million dollar dude. Break up with you.

[E]

You think she could say some wild enough to make him be like, yeah, yeah, absolutely.

[A]

And I do think that. Break up with a man worth.

[B]

Everybody, everybody. Not on that, bro. Some of these people stand on business and stand on principles. And there's some women, especially if her money is our. To your all right point. She might be all right already. By societal standards, she might already be better than all right. So even if they broke up, she might go back to her original life, which may be doing better Than most people are, so. And to your point. Yeah. If the niggas say the wrong shit, he could. It's people that'll walk away from that.

[E]

Okay, I can't imagine. I can imagine people walking away from each other. It just seems to me, again, in a joint party, people usually on careful guarded behavior. Again, they could have had alcohol. They could have had a Dwight Howard bag under the. I mean, anything could have happened to make that shit turn up. But I just feel like until you secure the bag, you're gonna be extra careful on her side. If that was her goal. If it's not her goal, you just. You're just in love, right? Same on her side. Like people. People will get married and commit to get married and do all this shit. Don't usually break up over a big fight, no matter how ugly.

[D]

Usually.

[E]

I can't imagine.

[B]

Can't take some words back, bro. Once they come out your mouth, you can't take them back.

[E]

That's true.

[A]

So I don't care how in love you are. I can see Asset Protection being a sensitive conversation.

[B]

Me too.

[E]

I just don't think the party was. Set it off. I think that would have been before the party. And I could have been brewing.

[B]

It could have been brewing again. That liquor could bring it out. It could have been brewing.

[E]

Okay, fair enough.

[D]

Fair enough.

[B]

Drunk Mile or no.

[A]

Or this story was. Has developed, has been developing, and it led up to. It led up to this. Somebody may not have been showing their true hand. Somebody may have got cold feet. We a month away from this thing now. Starting to realize some things. Starting to. Am I really ready to sign? Sign this signature here. Like, real start coming up.

[B]

Yo, that could be now. I'm thinking about it.

[D]

Look, got children again, joint party.

[B]

So her friends. His friends, man. One of her friends could have said something. This whole off. That's true.

[C]

That's true.

[E]

Anything.

[B]

And again, the friend drunk. So now she went over there mouthing off, and now we are in a fight. And now. Yeah, like y' all saying it could have been brewing. We talking about this for a couple weeks, but now we at the fight. Fight. And I got the kids already.

[A]

I got two of them.

[E]

Got some leverage.

[A]

Yeah. What are you talking about?

[E]

Yeah, I heard you say the word cold feet. Made me think. Parks, did you get cold feet at all?

[C]

No.

[E]

Not. Not a moment of hesitation, no.

[A]

Mad hot in the feet, warmed up? No.

[E]

No. Me either. I was just curious to know because I know brothers get it, but I always hear people. I hear stories about the cold Feet I never met anybody actually got them.

[B]

That's what I was kidding.

[C]

I would be tight if I was in the wedding. I think it was supposed to be in Lake Cuomo. Yeah, I'll be tight if.

[A]

If.

[C]

Now the Lake Cuomo trip is canceled.

[E]

Right, Right. Can we still go to the.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Can we still go have bar?

[A]

You said you never met anybody with cold feet.

[E]

Not like in real life. I hear stories like, I know girl. I know women who's like, dudes did that. But I never. None of my homies, nobody I know in real life. So I could ask them, like, what happened.

[B]

You think niggas would honestly tell you?

[E]

Yeah, the women I know whose dudes. If I knew them better, they would have told me. I just didn't. My relationship was with them. That.

[B]

Gotcha.

[E]

They told them. They were like, I thought about this and I don't want to do it. Yeah, man.

[A]

Yeah. I don't know, dog. Best of get married. We just franchise tag pickings. Listen, I gotta see. I gotta see how to draft. Shape up if I'm d. Man, we just started dating in 2022. That's why I.

[D]

Is that what happened? Yes.

[A]

Oh, hell, yeah.

[E]

No, but if you put a baby. If you put two babies in somebody.

[B]

Chick, though, from 2022 in a more three.

[D]

That ain't no accident.

[E]

I'm just saying you made some plans and some promises. I'm just not. Y' all get the out. If you put one baby in somebody. I'm.

[A]

I hear you. Ain't no way you.

[E]

Yo, I ain't never. You might do the backflip.

[D]

The way that Jug two.

[B]

Ain't that like super religious and.

[A]

Yeah. Yes.

[B]

All right. So. Yeah.

[C]

You don't believe in the alternate.

[E]

We stuck

[A]

children.

[C]

The alternate players.

[E]

Other way we here. I get that for the first one.

[A]

No, all of them.

[D]

All of them.

[B]

There going to be some more of them.

[A]

And by her little crib in Utah for all them to stay at. Y'.

[E]

All. Y' all are crazy. Y' all are insane. If you. No, listen, I'm serious. I'm dead ass. If you put two in a joint and if you put two and a woman Between 2022 and 2025, one is six months old, one is two years old.

[A]

This is how we know we. He been out together. Yeah. Yeah.

[C]

He forgot how it works.

[E]

No, once you do that second. I mean, I'm just saying she made. They made some decisions.

[B]

They might not have had to make a decision my. They might not have had to make a decision at all.

[D]

He made a decision.

[E]

He made a decision.

[A]

Maybe not.

[B]

No, I said she could have made a decision. Decision.

[E]

I. I disagree. I. I think I get it. With one kid. If you have two kids with somebody in two years, there's some commitments there or should be.

[A]

That's.

[E]

I'm not saying you got to marry them. And I'm not saying. I'm just saying I suspect just. This is pure conjecture that some conversations were had and some commitments were made for somebody late.

[A]

I would be having a blast with this topic if were it not.

[E]

Not.

[A]

It's Dak. So I can't have all the fun I want to have because I know that he ain't. He's not doing.

[B]

He ain't on that.

[A]

Yeah. Cause I'm saying sometimes you have one.

[D]

A lot of people, you have two,

[A]

you try to have the talk. You try to drive them up the hacking sack. Sometimes they take a stand, like, they start telling you about their women, Right? Ah, it's my decision, my choice. All right, Joe. Yo, you'd be surprised at how many babies come from a simple. All right. You got it?

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

You got it. Yeah, yeah, I heard you. Yeah. Oh,

[A]

He be for the doctor's appointment. Yo, the dad's role is. His participation is minimal. I'm nine months. You can forget.

[D]

Oh, you still had the baby. Oh, yo. All right, I'll be up there. You really.

[A]

You went through with it? You fucking motherfucker. Why you can't text me or something?

[E]

You can't get it off twice? You can't get that off twice.

[D]

A lot of people have two under two. They got a two under two rule. Like, some people like to have multiple kids, you know, close together.

[E]

Yeah, fuck it.

[D]

We hear it.

[C]

So.

[E]

So this dude that's super religious has two under two, and you don't think he made no commitments to marriage or thoughts about marriage?

[A]

Maybe to marriage. Yes.

[D]

Yeah, he got engaged.

[A]

Boy to the money. Bunnies. Lake Cuomo. No yachts.

[C]

Dual bachelor party. He made the commitments.

[B]

We was engaged. We had this set already. Yes, there was some.

[C]

Then we got in that boat.

[B]

But that might not have came before the kids.

[A]

That elephant right there, just big as hell. All these married men in here. But.

[D]

And just let it go.

[A]

I'm too scared.

[E]

Let it rock.

[A]

I can't bring it up. Cause Let it go. Let's talk about it.

[E]

Let's move on.

[A]

But that. Just look at y'.

[E]

All.

[D]

Don't see that elephant?

[A]

That shit is the elephant in the room. That shit is humongous. God Dam, these dance around. I mean, we don't know who to say. I mean, our friend might have told her. Yeah, yeah. But you don't see this. I can't do it.

[E]

I don't see nothing.

[A]

Come on, look at them.

[D]

Yo, you crazy.

[A]

Hey, this is a good time to hear from the locks.

[B]

What's that? Money, power, respect, people.

[A]

That's living off experience.

[D]

Oh, man.

[A]

Well, I'm good. Yeah, we ain't doing that.

[E]

Some good news for those of you who like this thing. I hate it, but y' all talk

[A]

fuck with this thing.

[D]

What's we gonna have?

[A]

Yeah, look at you now. I gotta step out on the telephone wire. Final destination. Nah, I don't have to have that conversation, cuz. She said whatever. Whatever I have him draw up is cool.

[D]

That's fire.

[E]

That's fire.

[A]

To let me know that it was truly about love. And I believe her.

[E]

Are you drawing something up?

[B]

Picasso worked up somebody.

[D]

Hey, that's a nice painting.

[E]

Y' all. Let y' all respond. Why you didn't respond?

[A]

You bench. I haven't yet.

[D]

No, you drew something. No, not me neither. I was broke. I believe in love, Joe. It was. I was young and broke.

[A]

What that mean? I. And I would have got away with

[D]

it if it wasn't for you. No, I didn't have nothing to draw up, man.

[E]

It was facts, facts, facts. I feel you.

[D]

It was that early for me.

[E]

Speaking of. Well, maybe it's the opposite of speaking of broke.

[C]

Yes. Do you have a question you would like to ask?

[A]

Hey, girls. Yes. Define musicality. About that. Musicality? False.

[D]

You had a pretty number on.

[C]

I could talk to you off air about that.

[B]

Conversation.

[A]

That's right.

[D]

White Pat White, pal. Hey, yo, you. You are. Yeah, you are legend, you hear?

[A]

Is it a conversation y' all are going to broach at some point? Like if. If it gets to the marriage, shout

[D]

out to Parks, man, phase.

[A]

Is that something that y'. All. Is it something y' all talked about earlier?

[B]

Yes.

[E]

You haven't.

[B]

I have not.

[A]

I'm asking both of them and they got different answers.

[B]

No, I have not.

[D]

Would you give a prenup?

[E]

Would you do it?

[B]

No.

[E]

Why not?

[D]

That's fine.

[B]

I think it's about where you started. And so when I. When I got with my girl, I ain't. I wasn't super.

[A]

Like, you was down.

[B]

I wasn't down, but I wasn't. You know what I'm saying?

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

When you got.

[A]

You wasn't the greatest.

[D]

See, why you weather, yo? See, why you

[C]

70 degrees?

[D]

I was cool, but. How long you been. How many years?

[B]

Few.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

But I was cool, you know what I'm saying? So I.

[A]

We wasn't talking. Talking, too.

[D]

He was up. He was up, though. He's been up for a long time.

[B]

What's wrong with you?

[D]

Yo, the millionaire 20, yo.

[B]

I know. I just. I. Yeah, I. I think girls slap the out.

[A]

If you was down a little bit when the relationship started. Don't. Don't knock up later.

[B]

Yeah. Like, I just think that. I think it could be.

[D]

It could be.

[B]

It could be foolish, but. But I think I judge the person. You know what I'm saying? And I. I think the person don't got it in them to be doing.

[A]

See, that's.

[B]

That's the problem, though. It is. That is. That's the. That's the problem. Okay.

[E]

Cuz a lot of people think they

[B]

know the person, the money. The money make them, you know.

[E]

No, I'm with you, though. I mean, I, I. I totally trust my spouse.

[D]

You got, like, 40 doors and a whole different name. LLC.

[B]

LLCs, but they not secret.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Not the Cayman Islands or some.

[B]

Yeah, Bahamas, but, you know.

[A]

Freeze. You said you already have.

[B]

Yeah, we. We've talked.

[E]

What have you talked about?

[B]

No, I said we've talked. But what was the. No, no, no, no. That's it.

[D]

We've talked.

[B]

We've had conversation. That's it.

[A]

Sorry.

[B]

Moving on.

[A]

Sorry. Too far.

[E]

Y' all went too far.

[B]

No, y' all ain't go too far. I'm just. That's it.

[D]

I respect it.

[B]

Yeah, that's it.

[A]

I want to go a little far. Sorry,

[B]

Moving on. Can't walk up fif five a little bit.

[E]

Damn.

[B]

You can walk wherever you want by yourself.

[D]

Enjoy. Yo, I ain't walking with you.

[B]

I ain't walking with you.

[A]

All right. Did you feel good after it?

[B]

Yep.

[E]

Did she feel good after?

[B]

You have to ask her? I. I can't speak for my lady.

[E]

Did you ask her?

[B]

No, I didn't ask her.

[A]

She just went to City Bay that went and made that account smooth up.

[B]

So moving on.

[A]

5%, you said?

[E]

Why? For like, 75.

[A]

I know.

[B]

I've been trying to move on.

[A]

We have a whole board here to talk about that. Board.

[D]

Look at you niggas.

[E]

I had something that wasn't on the board.

[A]

All right, give it to me.

[E]

Big News today. Announced Dr. Dre Billionaire.

[C]

I thought he was a billionaire already.

[A]

Huh? Is this deja vu?

[E]

No, he was not.

[D]

What happened was your boy Tyrese messed up the situation.

[E]

He sold beats in 2014.

[D]

Did he mess it up?

[E]

There was a big announcement made before announcement was supposed to be made, which cost him some significant money. Hundreds of millions of dollars. I think it was Tyrese Mason who actually said it on the video, but they were all. He was in the video anyway, so he always is around 6, 7, 800 million, 900 million. But as of today, it has been confirmed that Dr. Dre has entered billionaire. What I was saying earlier is I don't care for billionaires. I don't like it. But. But for those of you who into that shit, like, it's a big deal, and I thought y' all might want to applaud.

[C]

Yeah, he made the. Ain't no fun. We can't play all that beautiful Dre at the beginning then.

[E]

I'm not applauding that, but it's news. It's important.

[C]

Congrats for her.

[A]

I ain't congratulating that.

[B]

Why?

[E]

Why?

[B]

I celebrated this already, but it was a fake celebration.

[D]

I had it already, nonetheless.

[A]

Hey, them tweets went out. You talking about they was real?

[B]

Yeah, I know. If I'm Dre, I feel good. Indeed.

[C]

I think he probably felt pretty good at 600 million.

[B]

I know.

[A]

I know, but what is the difference?

[B]

It's a big difference.

[A]

That thing I read a couple months ago said everybody at 200 million and up. Go ahead. It's the same shit.

[B]

Yeah, until y' all pull.

[A]

Until you pull your.

[B]

Y' all up next to his yacht. What yacht? Oh, yeah, you talking about. Joe, stop.

[A]

Well, you can have a yacht or 200 million. Don't be suing you.

[B]

You can the Minnow.

[A]

You can have a yacht deeper than

[B]

that until you can have a boat. We could get a.

[A]

We could get a yacht. It ain't going to look great.

[B]

A yacht.

[E]

We could get a boat.

[A]

We could get a yacht.

[E]

We.

[B]

Yeah, we get a boat.

[D]

A little 45 footer,

[A]

dog. How much y' all think y cost?

[B]

A 40 foot or 45 foot of

[A]

homie and them have one for the Hudson river. We don't need 45ft.

[E]

How much they cost? Tell me. I don't know.

[B]

You ain't parking over there by the world Trade.

[E]

Yeah, y' all speaking over our humble audience's ears. How much do a boat cost like that?

[A]

You talking about you can get about a boat and park it over here for 30 grand. 40 grand?

[C]

Well, hold up.

[B]

About. About 100.

[C]

You get a nice boat for 30 grand.

[E]

No question.

[B]

Here for 30, get a nice boat.

[A]

That's what he's saying. He's saying you can't park over here.

[B]

And I'm. This is what I'm saying. There's a difference in a yacht and a boat.

[C]

True.

[B]

That's all I'm saying.

[C]

But there is yachts that you could buy for a reasonable money.

[E]

How much is a good. A decent yacht? What's a reasonable price for yacht?

[B]

Okay, but the yachts we talking about Jeff Bezos yacht.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[D]

It's about the billionaire.

[B]

You talking about the billionaires? Yachts.

[A]

That's where the crimes is happening at that part.

[E]

Historically.

[C]

Historically.

[D]

I want that.

[E]

I'll pass on that boat.

[A]

Oh, man. What was we talking about? I don't remember.

[E]

Anyway, shout out to Dr. Dre.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Congrats.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

I'm not celebrating this. Yeah. Out of here.

[E]

Congrats, man.

[A]

I'm not celebrating. A that had 800 million now has a billion. Like y' all want me to celebrate every time J.C. makes a dollar. Oh, getting closer to 400 billion for him. I'm out here struggling. I ain't got time to celebrate.

[B]

Wait, what you say?

[A]

I'm out here struggling.

[B]

You just said 200 and up. And it's all the same.

[A]

I ain't in that club. I ain't them dope don't put nothing on me.

[E]

One tax time, April, you knocking on the door.

[A]

I don't know what door that is.

[B]

The 200 million door.

[A]

Not I. Oh, all right. Not I. Not I. Not. No.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

No, sir.

[E]

You in the neighborhood.

[D]

He in the yard. He's in the yard.

[B]

He at the gate.

[A]

Not at all. It's tax time. I'm saving. I'm in the house. We're doing good.

[D]

Nice.

[A]

Doing good.

[C]

Smart.

[A]

Good.

[D]

Saving is going good, right?

[A]

You goddamn right.

[B]

That discipline be a monster.

[A]

It's tough.

[E]

It's tough.

[A]

Discipline. It's tough.

[B]

It don't get easy after weeks or so.

[D]

Easy.

[A]

I ain't going to say that.

[B]

I'm saying easy like, because you're spending habit before. Like, you're shopping and all that. Like, you like, I'm not shopping no more. So after a while, you. You just cool. Like, all right. I ain't been shopping. You don't have the urge to shop like that no more or you still do?

[A]

No, I get the urge. I get the urge. I get the urge to go spend that for real. You got to fight it, though. See your account dwindling, dwindling down. It's not a good feeling.

[B]

Let him go.

[A]

Let him go, Dr. Dre.

[E]

You're right.

[A]

Congrats.

[C]

Congrats.

[E]

Let

[A]

that's a great segue into something else we can't talk about. I tell you that much. What? Snoop Doggy Dog. But I ain't going to do it. I'mma give Snoop about a month to answer to it. But I ain't.

[E]

I missed it.

[C]

I missed it.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Talking about Ray J's comments.

[C]

Oh, still missed it.

[A]

Not.

[E]

Can you update us?

[B]

Ray J said Snoop is the new Suge Knight or something.

[E]

Oh, like as a compliment or.

[D]

No, he's saying that he's not giving. He's mistreating the Death Row artists and not their royalties and not giving them their money and stuff like that. The compensation.

[E]

Have any Death Row artists said that?

[B]

One former one.

[C]

Daz.

[E]

Just dad. Okay. And that's already.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay. And they related. So I'm waiting. And Ray J got some going on with him. So I'm waiting. And it's Snoop. So I'm waiting. I'm waiting with a grain of salt.

[C]

Teasing peace.

[E]

Teasing, peace.

[A]

Tease and peace and peas.

[E]

For now, some other LA news.

[D]

When you think about situations like that, Snoop being as rich as he is, what does he gain from. For holding royalties of the catalogs and like that. I mean, I know what you gain, but like when you.

[A]

Money.

[D]

Listen, listen. No, no. But he has other things that he's doing that's making him rich. It's not that. It's not the Death Row catalog. So I just.

[E]

You.

[D]

I started to think like, what's in his mind, you know, I mean, you came up with them. You know, why don't you just look out your.

[A]

Go ahead.

[D]

Take this and go ahead, go. Yeah.

[C]

I know nothing about their business.

[D]

So. Yeah, of course.

[E]

I don't know if it's true or not.

[D]

Shout out to Snoop. I mean, I love you, but I'm going to say what I'm going say I love you.

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

A couple years ago, people making it seem like he's had this.

[D]

He just got.

[B]

He just got different.

[D]

So you think that he.

[B]

After all the. Yes.

[C]

He might still be recouping? We don't know.

[D]

I don't know.

[A]

I don't know.

[D]

Okay, explain. I got you.

[A]

Listen, man. I hate that y' all make me be. Listen who? Catalog. Let me just make up some catalogs. If I had him Shut the up. Seriously. If I just somehow bumped into

[B]

Rough Riders.

[A]

No. They would get their ass.

[E]

They would definitely get.

[A]

I would hand that back. Big manila envelope.

[D]

Mr. D. Mr. Yeah. Made a mistake.

[A]

Yo, somebody's one of these kids man put y' all shit in my mailbox by mistake.

[D]

No, give me B2K.

[A]

I'm not mad at B2K. Give me B2K. Shit, give me, give me EPMD shit and let's go third base. Okay, right. And this is just old work that I am now being paid for that I forgot about that. I'm now paying my nephews or the kids college fund or just this money is allocated to take care of something that is not really on my plate and they come back and want it. I'm supposed to give it back. Because that is the right, it's theirs. And the work they did.

[D]

You supposed to do something. You can't see a nigga knocking on your door asking for something. You're supposed to do something.

[E]

So what is it?

[A]

Something.

[B]

So you try to put money in their pockets.

[E]

I move I to put.

[D]

You try to put money in their pockets?

[A]

My address.

[B]

Yeah, I definitely try.

[D]

You should give them something though.

[B]

So. All right.

[A]

Bring it back. Bring it back. Michigan.

[B]

He lying.

[A]

Anyway, they have to find the out

[D]

of me

[A]

like if I need, if I needed it and it's.

[D]

You don't need it. If you need it, it's different. We talking about if you don't need

[A]

it, I don't want it.

[B]

Problem cuz you can't tell somebody that they, they don't need it.

[A]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

[B]

No, listen, I'm agreeing with you. I would, I would definitely try to set it up to where these could eat off of their creativity and what they created.

[A]

I would but one, one time. You wouldn't say kick rocks the first.

[B]

I would not.

[A]

Once.

[E]

I would not.

[A]

You wouldn't say call me, call me tomorrow.

[E]

No, come on.

[B]

Tell your attorney. Holl at my attorney. I, I, I think that, I think that.

[C]

What if you're at the Olympics?

[D]

What if you what in the phone

[B]

call you're at the Olympics.

[A]

What if it's somebody that's like not that you deem is not so powerful today? Like what if you got Lil Zane publishing? You laughing but that got hit a couple slaps on that. It is. And what if it's paying out for you dog.

[B]

And I think that we could work it out to where? Come on, you should work it out. But what if we don't work it out? What if I want my it's mine. I feel like I want. I'm just saying. Listen, you pay for it. It is yours. I can't pay for it. Back to the right thing about you saying you Little Zay, or you saying I'm Little Z. Okay. You end up with my. I want my. I want my catalog back 100%. Yeah, I want it.

[A]

Okay. Yo, I'm sorry, Lil Z. I can't

[B]

afford to pay for it.

[A]

Sorry, dog.

[B]

That's why I want it. Like you said, somebody relationship. No, no, no. I want to. My man. You my man. Like my man's man. My man's man. I probably give it to you if I'm up.

[E]

Up.

[A]

I'm probably. I hate listening to this. Yo, French was on Fat Joe Show. I thought this was the funniest conversation. This was a while ago. I meant to bring it up. French was on Fat Joe Show. Joe and Jada. My bad.

[C]

And he was there with Max. Right, that. Yeah. Watch that episode.

[A]

Yeah. And he brung it up. Just out the blue. They was laughing. He was like, yeah, Joe, man, remember when I had did the remix of all the Way and then I had got the splits from my lawyer and my lawyer probably got it wrong, but he said, I ain't own nothing. He said, you owned all the shit.

[D]

So I had to call and say,

[A]

yo, have that conversation. I watched that shit and thought, wow, what an awkward conversation. But how he's describing it is how it go. Like, if y' all don't have that talk and I'm controlling. Scrolling the. The credits and all this over here. Yeah, that's very unfortunately, very, very common out there. Sorry, little Zane. What'd you say your name was at my door?

[B]

Zimmy, please close the gate on your way out?

[A]

Actually, not even. I'll be talking to that through the speaker.

[E]

Yo, if you don't get your little

[A]

ass to off my property here.

[B]

He's on the way. And 112 minutes you'll be in jail. Yo, do what? All right.

[A]

Or just do what Sony did in that instance. Look, I get the room weird.

[D]

To who I'm on some today to Michael.

[A]

Look at this.

[B]

Yo. What separates us from. From. From the. We critique so much.

[E]

Exactly.

[B]

What separate. What separates us from the. The.

[A]

The.

[B]

The gatekeepers or the white people or the. Or the.

[D]

I'm with you on that.

[B]

You know what I mean? The vultures that we knock so much if we carrying on the same way that they doing.

[A]

I agree with Ish. I'm up here joking around just for. Because it's funny for entertainment purposes. I would give Lil Zan a.

[B]

I work something out.

[E]

Everybody just.

[B]

You just flat out give it to him here. It depend on how much money you made and how Much money I had.

[C]

How much money you pay for it?

[E]

But again, I would give people what they deserve.

[A]

But what if y'. All. If y'.

[B]

All. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[A]

Hold on. Wait.

[B]

How you determine what if you just end up with his.

[C]

There is some compulsory licenses and.

[E]

Yeah, I'm not gonna take like. What I'm saying is if. If you deserve all of it, I'll give you all of it. But if I had to put. If I had to put money out, I'm recouping.

[B]

No, we talking about you end up.

[E]

I'm speaking in general terms about if I were.

[A]

If you were. If you were. If you were Herbie Love Bug, would you. Would you just hand salt and pepper this shit?

[E]

No, of course not. And that deal's messy. And he wrote the. I mean, there's a lot of things that go with Herb. That's what I'm saying. He wrote. That's what's. That's not. That's not a fair example.

[A]

If you. If you were. I'm. I'm naming example.

[B]

Deserve some of it. I'm naming.

[A]

I'm. I'm off that little Z. I'm trying to name examples where you holding something that is really lucrative.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So I'm on. Who was that Pebbles that did that to tlc?

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

If you were Pebbles, do you hand TLC they back.

[E]

I went. I. I asked Pebbles about this. The story Pebbles told me made it sound like she. She deserves something. Not all of it. Pebbles, from what my understanding of the deal, and I know it pretty well, did not do tlc. Right. But doing them right don't necessarily mean they get 100% of it. So I'm saying we would come up with something that's fair. I would do with the right thing. I'm just saying sometimes in the artist's mind, the right thing is always getting all of it. And the person who invested in it or took a risk or wrote the lyrics or produced it gets nothing. I'm just saying that can't be the answer.

[B]

I'm bringing it back to the original topic, which was the Snoop shit. Snoop didn't do anything to make those particular projects. Okay. It was. You know, he wasn't the head of label. He was an act over there, just like y' all were.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

And then by the grace of God, down the line, I am now able to purchase everything from. Because it went in foreclosure from Suge. And then this company buy it. This company buy it now. I bought it back from them.

[A]

True.

[B]

So I'm asking you in that instance if you're the person who I. I didn't do anything to make these hit

[E]

records, but I bought the company. That company.

[B]

Yes. And now you're coming to me saying, I want xyz, I want to recoup.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

And that's my point. It's not as cut and dry. It's not as cut and dry. But if I knew, if I knew the people personally and I know that this is somebody that I love and they came up together outside in the streets and they fucked up.

[C]

What if they not fucked up again?

[B]

It's on a scale. But if I know you fucked up and you created these arcs of work that might have generated hundreds of millions of dollars and because of a contract that you signed 25 years ago, you were not knowledgeable in the space and you up and you didn't get your just due based off your creative work. There's no way I could sit there knowing that I'm up and not give you something.

[A]

But.

[E]

Right. And I agree with that. But I'm just saying that's a. That's out of love.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

And I want to separate like what I might do as a generous person, what I might do as your friend, what I might do out of love

[A]

and what you might do doing business.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Even from a business perspective, if I knew that 30 years ago I was in your shoes, we both were signing these up deals where we were getting and pillaged for our creative property. I just was more popular than you. I might have been more talented than you. I might have been luckier than you until where I got out of that rut. But you never got out of that rut. I'm still gonna remember that we were both in that Ruth rut together. So I'm still going to do something for you. Even in a business space.

[E]

I'm not.

[B]

I might not give you 100% of the thing, but I'm still going to make sure. I think that you deserve to be living. Okay. You got a car, you got a decent apartment, whatever the case may be, I would try to make it to where that would be.

[A]

You get the honor, Patrick.

[E]

And that's often the problem.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

So. So now if I, If I own said label, I come to you.

[E]

All right?

[B]

I know you up. So check this out. I know you're still actively recording. So now here's an album that you. I mean, you can release an album, tour the whole. And you make all the money from it. I don't make a dollar off of it. I can put you. Basically put you out there where you can now eat.

[E]

Yeah, I would do that.

[B]

He did that to everybody the minute he bought Death Row. That's the part that keeps getting overlooked.

[E]

And I think that's a great.

[B]

Everybody dropped. I went back and got all of them. East Siders, Dog Pound, everybody here. Y' all go. And y' all can go get y' all bread.

[E]

Now, you can make the case that an East Siders album or a dad's album or Dog pound album in 2026 isn't the same as even getting what you. Your royalty stuff from. Not even remember 30 years ago.

[A]

I understand.

[E]

You know, so it's. It is complicated. It's always complicated.

[D]

Yeah, it's complicated.

[E]

But generally, the artist loses. And I think we have to change, like you said, the mindset where it's so exploitative. But I do think when you buy a business or a company, people assume that you're supposed to just take a loss because you're a business, or if

[B]

you're rich, that you should be, or if you're rich, it's not a loss to you because you're rich already.

[E]

Now, if I have enough money, to your point, ish. If I have enough money, yeah, I would do that because I don't think I need $500 million or $200 million or $100 million. But I don't want to set that. I'm just saying, from my perspective, I don't want to set that as the template for how business works, because somebody could ultimately say, mark, you don't need 1 million or 2. 2 million. You know what I mean? And this will give me all my stuff. And that's probably true, but I'm saying that becomes a slippery slope if you make all business arrangements based on whoever got the most money got to take the loss. I'm just saying that can't always work either. And if you got shitted on by your company, and then I buy the company 30 years later,

[B]

I don't know

[E]

if it's as simple as to just say, well, I now have to make

[B]

everything make up for them.

[E]

Yeah, I need to make up for the way that Suge shitted on you. I took the company out of foreclo because Suge ran it into the ground. Because all the. All the things that happened, now I gotta take all those L's that I gotta basically die for Suge. Sins like that don't seem fair either to Snoop, because then it's like, then I'm never. Nobody's Gonna buy death row if you gotta do that.

[B]

True.

[A]

Got it.

[E]

So I don't know, it's just messy to me.

[A]

T's and P's.

[E]

T's and P's.

[A]

T's and P's. Come on, let's get to this. Rihanna shooting or attempted murder.

[D]

Right.

[B]

So did they charge a girl with attempted murder? Officially, yes.

[A]

Yes.

[E]

And she's on bail.

[B]

10.2 million.

[E]

Yeah. And the thing I keep hearing is Rihanna shooting. It's Rihanna and ASAP live there.

[A]

But only one of them were confirmed to be home.

[D]

She was the only one home.

[E]

ASAP wasn't home. But I don't know if the woman knew that.

[B]

All I'm saying is, I mean, by her videos and stuff, it don't seem like ASAP was her target.

[E]

Unless she's obsessed with Rihanna and wants to get. She was. I mean, I'm just saying I don't wanna. This is what I'm saying. I suspect this Rihanna too, but I'm saying based on what the police would say on the evidence, we don't know who the target was. I just don't wanna say. No one has confirmed that Rihanna's a target, although I'm inclined to think it is, but just that hasn't been confirmed. Even from the interrogation with the woman, nothing's been released to suggest that there've been no police leaks. But we do know like 10 shots, 10 shots were fired into the house. That's terrifying.

[B]

That is worth seeing.

[E]

And I don't know if the kids were home or not. I believe they weren't, based on the reports. They were.

[D]

They were.

[B]

They were.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

Okay. I stand corrected.

[A]

So, yeah, stand right there.

[E]

That's, that's terrifying, man. That's terrifying.

[B]

I, I, I can't even put it in words, dog. Imagine you could just be in your kitchen, your kids sitting on the counter or the island or something, you cooking.

[C]

And some happened coming in my luxurious la. It's not in the hood.

[D]

I'mma say this, and they may kill me, but sometimes, man, people don't.

[A]

When you from the streets.

[D]

No, no, no.

[E]

Sometimes you shouldn't.

[D]

It's, it's a shame because this lady may get off because of her mental condition.

[E]

That's not.

[A]

Oh, no, for real.

[C]

I don't think she getting off.

[E]

No.

[D]

And when I mean get off meaning that she wouldn't serve her time in the prison. She'd probably be in the hospital.

[E]

Oh, that may be true. I don't think that's a shame. I think that's fine.

[B]

But not getting off.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

30 years in the hospital.

[E]

You do 30 years in mental.

[D]

Yeah, but it's kind of. It's better than. When you ask certain people, they play the dumb. They play that role to get out of the jail, to go into the hospital. So if you ask them, that may be better. But what I'm saying is that she needs to sit her ass in the cell. And you know, that woman was in there with her children and like that. She need to. You know, she needs to.

[C]

Oh, it's horrible. But watching the videos of her online ranting, it seems like the mental institution is probably.

[B]

I think she really is mentally off.

[D]

I agree. But then.

[E]

So what do you. Yeah, I don't know if I agree with that.

[D]

I agree with you. She's off, but I feel like she should sit in the cell too. You're not the eagle. They will soar high on wings like eagles. Rihanna wants to say that we are flying. That we are flying and we're not.

[A]

The book she's holding is the praying woman's journal. Had a bad day.

[D]

She looks really stupid.

[A]

This lady was keeping a journey.

[D]

She looks really stupid and corny, and everyone knows it. But the way that they wanted that. That girl. The way that Rihanna wants to kill me.

[B]

She's the one who wants to kill me. The way that Rihanna wants to kill

[E]

me

[D]

shows I can't.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

And she told them, I think. And that's the piece. I think she told them in the interrogation that she felt like Rihanna wanted to kill her and do her harm. So I think she mentally off. And I'm against Flipper on a point where I think she. A mental institution is where she deserves to be.

[A]

Yeah. Every hitman, hit woman, or assassin movie I've ever seen has the point in it where the assassin is handed a name from the person that hands them the names. And they see it and they're torn and conflicted because. Because they can't continue living this life, so they let the person live or they fall in love with the person. Yada, yada, yada. All I'm saying is if you are out there with a list of people to kill, I gotta see how you landed on Rihanna. Word. How did you land on Rihanna? That's absolutely nuts to me. How did you say, let me go put the old rifle in a truck trunk and drive to Rihanna's house? Who by, by all accounts, is pretty sociable. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

She seemed hella cool.

[D]

And they show her coming out, talking to fans.

[B]

Yeah, she talks to fans. She Stops. She'll take pictures. She do the whole. Yeah, she do the whole.

[A]

So.

[E]

Yeah. That's the problem with mental illness. There's no rhyme or reason to. She could have been a fan who just became obsessed. And then when you start having. I mean, I had a cousin, for example, who became obsessed with. With Diddy like this. He's now. He now killed himself. But he became so obsessed with Diddy, then he started to think that Diddy was trying to steal his artists and try to steal his promotions, try to steal his money. And people didn't take him serious until it went too far.

[A]

Yeah, you cool?

[B]

Me?

[A]

I hear you.

[D]

You can hear that.

[E]

Oh, my bad.

[A]

I'm sorry.

[E]

Yeah. And again, like you just kept turning.

[A]

He heard Diddy started turning knobs.

[B]

Made the mic

[A]

and it's double. You could get it done.

[E]

Anyway, turns out

[A]

a few bars I didn't account for.

[E]

Oh

[A]

yeah. Now this lady.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, man, she need help.

[A]

Hey.

[C]

Thank God Rihanna and the kids are all right. Yeah, of course.

[E]

And as. And as much as I like to hear that she's been so affable to fans and stuff, I. I assume, and I hope that now the security gets increased that you know, because that. That'll change forever.

[B]

She got out of here.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

They have pictures of her getting up a plane.

[C]

I didn't like that either. Like this woman was just targeted at her house and now you're showing her in the airplane.

[B]

It's weird.

[C]

It's weird. It's a little invasive in this time.

[E]

I agree.

[C]

For TMZ paparazzi.

[A]

Unfortunately though, I think at a certain ticket you should have 24 hour surveillance. 20, 24 hours?

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

If I'm a billionaire.

[B]

Th percent yep.

[A]

Remember M had that unfortunate incident where somebody snuck inside of his house as hell? Yeah. Drake. Yeah. This has been a thing.

[E]

So I hate it for all. I hate all of that is scary though.

[A]

Yeah. It's nasty. And I agree with you though.

[B]

20 like once you get to the. The couple hundred M's he was talking about you, you gotta have a certain level of security.

[A]

Yeah. Rihanna's too valuable for us to have that. That the Selena moment, right?

[B]

Yeah, true, true.

[A]

And fans are crazier. Fan fan, crazy fan is at an all time high. Sleep. Yeah. Word don't sleep cultures. Yeah. That Paris social.

[E]

Yep.

[B]

It's crazy.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Stand culture is crazy.

[A]

And I believe a good percentage are totally unrelated. But maybe not kind of. I believe a good percentage of you Tesla owners out there to be a little off. Seriously. Seriously. I'm so serious about it.

[C]

Does she drive a Tesla or is that just White Tesla?

[A]

White Tesla right up. Had the rifle in the trunk. I just have a theory about a lot of Tesla owners.

[E]

I'm not.

[A]

You know how there's. There's profiles to certain cars? Like they have a profile to the whole Benz Beamer guy. There's profiles to cars. I think a Tesla being involved is just on some especially marathon. You trying to put a bomb somewhere.

[B]

But you vegan.

[E]

Especially with.

[C]

Especially with the way Elon Musk has been acting in the last several years.

[E]

I'm not saying all, but you don't mean like Imani.

[A]

Does Amani have a Tesla?

[D]

Yes.

[E]

Yes. How does that fit into your theory, Joe? Yes or not.

[B]

I can't even throw that.

[A]

I didn't know that he had a Tesla. He does. I would need to confirm that with him.

[E]

He's confirmed it on the show before.

[D]

He has a Tesla.

[B]

That's a Tesla.

[D]

I exposed it and then.

[E]

And you said to him, you drive a Tesla.

[A]

It was a.

[D]

Memory is up.

[A]

Yeah, I didn't even know.

[D]

It makes sense now, right?

[A]

It's tough when you got to run from evidence smoking guns, smacking you pistol, pistol, whipping you with that smoking gun. I don't. I don't see. I don't see. Anyway, man. Yes. Thoughts. Thoughts and prayers to Rihanna, her entire family. That. That is a horrifying experience. Horrifying. Like, what if you hit some? It's a rifle. You got some that could power through some.

[E]

Hell, yeah. Oh, my God.

[B]

Your kids will be traumatized. They are.

[A]

Anyway.

[B]

You can hit a vase. You ain't gotta. He could get a mirror.

[E]

You hit nothing. If they traumatized, they traumatized. Now getting snatched out your house and having to fly anywhere, go anywhere, because someone shot 10 shots in your crib.

[A]

What do y' all think about being that type that, like, level celebrity where drone footage of your crib is just circulating readily available to anybody?

[E]

Like, never.

[B]

I don't like none of that, bro. I don't like none of that.

[E]

Hate all of it.

[A]

Yep. This don't pop up on Google Maps like that, though.

[B]

I know.

[A]

It ain't going to be small. Got it to die. Come on. Four for it.

[B]

That's cool.

[A]

Spice us up in that one too. Come on.

[B]

Right there. Yeah, no, I'm good. That is scary though, B. Like. Like, even when, like, you know, they didn't. They used to have like, the maps in LA where you could go, yeah, bro. All of that to me is crazy and scary. Like, you Outside Janet Jackson back in the day, the had was far in the bushes and she was sunbathing. Oh, yeah. And she just had the headphones on. Like, she patting on her butt like that. Zooming it. That's scary.

[E]

My.

[B]

Like, you're. Now you're on. That's crazy.

[A]

Yeah. And you could potentially put somebody that will kill you in a tough spot. Like, there's people that will kill you out there minding their business, buying ice cream. Like, just chilling. Like, if ASAP would have pulled up and seen a funny Tesla on some. He would have killed you. Yeah.

[B]

Or if shorty security was going for a jog. Any of those. Those things could have happened where, again, her security could have just been coming back in from.

[A]

We've had incidents where the security has passed away because of crazy.

[B]

Right.

[A]

They killed the dog. Gaga's dog Walker. I'm not over that. Like, these fans are nuts. Right?

[B]

Yo, you're right.

[A]

These fans are absolutely nuts. You have. You have to be careful. You have to be careful.

[B]

That is scary, dog. Like, all that scares me.

[E]

Maybe lighten it up a little bit, maybe. I don't know if it's like. Did y' all see this video of the pastor?

[D]

No.

[A]

No.

[E]

Hit play, Joe.

[A]

On what? I said I didn't see it.

[E]

I texted it to you. That was the cue to make it look like you was.

[A]

Think I'm psychic.

[B]

This is crazy, right?

[E]

Church members bring a copy of.

[A]

Ask you that. All church members bring a copy of

[D]

your tax return so that I can return you.

[B]

I'mma put a stop to some of y' all playing in my face during

[A]

Ties and Offerings on Sunday morning.

[B]

Have my bread.

[A]

Excuse me. Yeah,

[B]

I'mma playing your face. All right. Pastor said I need you. Yo, and the crazy thing is, I know of a couple churches that. That's part of your membership. You have to submit your tax returns.

[C]

Really?

[A]

Yep.

[E]

I don't get how people actually. Let me take that back. I do get how people fall for it.

[B]

What?

[E]

You.

[A]

You can't say withdraw.

[E]

Your honor withdraw. But it's just usually there's some hustle, there's some game to it, some savvy to it. You know what I mean? This is just like, bring me your taxes, I think. I think.

[B]

Well, no, they want to see people help you look it over and file it accordingly. It ain't even that.

[D]

It ain't even that 10%. Yeah.

[B]

Yo, if you believe what it say in here that we supposed to get 10%, I gotta prove that I'm getting my 10%. You ain't my principal nigga that's grading me on how honest I. I am. Get the out of here. If I'm giving you 5%, take it as a blessing and hard. I need my 10.

[D]

Yo, passes need that 10, boy.

[B]

I know.

[D]

Private jet for the Rolls Royce.

[E]

Word?

[B]

Yeah. Sister Johnson barely got shoes catching a bus. And you going to get her 10%, too. And Sister Johnson gives her 10%.

[D]

I know.

[E]

Sister Johnson always gives 15.

[B]

Cause you taught her that the blessings will come in the next life.

[E]

Yeah, he doing some other stuff with it, too. That's the problem with these pastors shit in every religion. This isn't just a Christian thing. I'm just saying. But watching somebody on the Internet do

[B]

that, having the audacity to do it.

[A]

If I was a scammer, that would be my scam too. By the way, religion, that's one of the things you'll be nice to calling up Sister Johnson when she's home and getting some of that life money she saved up. No, I see it done all time.

[B]

Get right on that pulpit and you could perform. You got a way of words. You nice to be.

[A]

Oh, you say that scam.

[B]

That's the one. That's the one.

[A]

That's the one that requires more work. I want to scam where I could chill. Scam smarter.

[C]

You only got to really work from

[D]

home one day a week.

[E]

It's only one day a week.

[D]

You scam on the phone, man.

[B]

Do a couple prayer meetings, a couple consultations.

[E]

Now you can do it on video.

[A]

Zoom, zoom to zoom.

[E]

Pull pictures. Exactly. That's what most of them is.

[B]

Now think about it. Preachers, politicians. It's another P word they write.

[A]

They right there.

[B]

They right in there.

[A]

I wonder if Bishop Lamont is all right.

[D]

Bishop who the from that's in jail?

[A]

M. Adam. Cousin Eric. Adam, man.

[E]

Oh, Lamar Whitehead. Yeah. He sends me.

[A]

I just named a whole different.

[B]

What you say?

[E]

He sends me notes often. In fact, I got one.

[D]

Notes from jail.

[E]

Yeah. Or, or his. Like, I think it's his sister or his cousin sends me notes too. They want. He's. I, I, I had a ruin. Like, we had a real adversarial interview where I pushed him. I could have, I don't say exposed him, but I challenged him on some of the things he was saying. Then he got really mad at me. Then he wanted to fight. Then we called, then we spoke afterward, and then we got cool.

[B]

He wanted to fight on set, he

[E]

wanted to fight after because the interview went different than he thought. It was gonna go, but then we got cool after. I ain't got no issue with him.

[C]

That's good.

[E]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[D]

So what type of notes he sending you?

[E]

He wants me to interview him. He wants to talk, tell the truth. He wants to, you know, expose the conspiracies.

[B]

Oh, so he want you to pay him for this interview?

[E]

I didn't. I never ever responded. I never got that far. Yeah, it felt like. I felt like another tax return situation.

[B]

That left hook at the end of that interview.

[A]

Did you spin back on Bro Rilla after you seen. She had that fat shit?

[D]

Yo, are you fucking sick?

[E]

I didn't. The moose knuckle didn't make me spin the back. Not in that double back.

[A]

I know how you used to carry it.

[D]

Living.

[E]

She living big there. She's got new teeth, too.

[B]

And you doubled up the offer, huh? You doubled up the offer once you

[E]

seen that knuckle

[A]

ride through Newark with that and get a couple congrats. They was.

[B]

I see you. I see you, OG.

[D]

We see y'.

[B]

All.

[A]

They would salute y. Oh, look, that's. Is Bro Rilla. All right.

[D]

He going by that lumber store.

[A]

He got Bro Rilla with the dash. That is on. Damn me Chilling.

[E]

Maybe dress the same.

[A]

Stupid. If y' all were. If y' all were invited to your high school reunion, would you go back and flex?

[D]

Yes.

[A]

I'm seriously asking if. Why you always get frozen? I'm trying to ask some stupid.

[B]

I'm trying to.

[C]

I think I've been invited. I just didn't go.

[E]

I went to my. I went to my. If you went.

[A]

If you went 30 years back and. And the home, the old, not the homies, but people were there.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, I want to go.

[B]

But flex, though. That's the point. I would go.

[D]

I'm trying to go. Going at myself would be a flex.

[B]

Talk to him.

[D]

We going to flex Junior.

[B]

Give me on the walk in.

[D]

Hey, record that. Record that. Yeah. Did you go to your reunions, homie?

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

No, no.

[A]

I don't know too many, but I'm.

[D]

I'm way past.

[E]

I'm just loving it up.

[B]

I think the next one will be. I've been out of high school for my 30s. Is this year 33 years. My.

[E]

Nah, I went to the 25th. 25th.

[B]

Did you flex?

[E]

I went to the 20th. I mean, I came up as me got it done. Look, this will be my 25th.

[B]

He went in there. Correspondent.

[A]

You went to your Oscar reunion?

[E]

I went to the 20th. We didn't do 25.

[A]

We did did you flex?

[E]

What would flex mean? Like, I didn't like. I. I show up in my car. I didn't like, get in different car

[A]

every time you show out, you know.

[E]

God.

[A]

That you know certain songs come on. When you walk, when you walk.

[E]

It was a good time.

[D]

They was hyped to see.

[A]

I'll be looking like the man when I walk I'll be looking like the man when I walk through.

[E]

It was. It was a good time for me.

[D]

It was, it was.

[E]

It was the right year.

[C]

Did you see what they were eating and drinking in decline?

[B]

Do you hear him?

[E]

2016 was. Was a good year for me.

[C]

So.

[E]

So he went there on flight.

[B]

What kind of car you had in 2016?

[E]

A my bop. How am I supposed to not bring my car?

[D]

Supposed to Uber there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Actually in Philly. How many. How many of them did good?

[E]

A lot of people.

[B]

How many of them did.

[E]

How many? All right.

[B]

How many did better than you?

[E]

Better is a subjective measure.

[A]

There we go. Docked a lot more.

[E]

I didn't. I was extra. I was. I was like.

[B]

Got a mayback was my car. I know. Right out front too.

[C]

Did you drive it or did someone else drive it?

[E]

I drove. Oh, of course. I wasn't pretentious. I just drove. I just drove and left. It was just a big. It was like a night. Oh, 16 was like a. Yeah, I was on VH1. I. I just had a lot of things happening.

[D]

So it just was a good year

[E]

to have a reunion.

[B]

You want a 10 year reunion?

[E]

Yeah, I went to all the ones we had.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

Yeah, we just didn't do one for 24.

[A]

Got it, got it.

[E]

And I. I'm not going to 30, so.

[D]

Yes, you are.

[E]

I'm not. You're the 30. I'm 100% not going.

[D]

Why? What's the reason?

[E]

Just don't want to.

[B]

Okay. I just don't want to marry.

[D]

Oh, you're not allowed to.

[B]

No, I'm married now.

[D]

Oh, you're not allowed to.

[E]

Yeah. Are you kidding me?

[D]

I don't know, man.

[E]

Why would I be allowed to go to my high school? First of all, you take her with you.

[B]

That's. That's a flex. He's married now.

[E]

Yeah. It be fun.

[A]

Your wife went with you to your high school reunion?

[E]

She what?

[A]

Your wife went with you to your high school?

[E]

No, I went solo. We went married.

[B]

And that's why he won't go to the next one, cuz he's married.

[A]

If you went, would you flex?

[E]

Antoine, are you going to Yours?

[B]

I'm. I'm still local, so everybody went to high school. They still see me, yo.

[E]

That's a fact.

[A]

Oh, yeah. And that ain't a flex they see. Yeah, I see.

[D]

So when's yours?

[E]

This year. I was local, too. That's what I'm saying. It wasn't a big deal.

[A]

You reflect. Yes, you would. All right. Got it, got it. All right. I'm just checking.

[D]

Yours is this year.

[E]

Is.

[D]

Nah, the 40th.

[B]

I'm taking a house helicopter to the.

[A]

Is you talking about?

[B]

Yo, you.

[D]

40 years. Is you was in high school when you was 10.

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Prodigy.

[A]

That's true.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

You got skipped, what, twice, right? You got skipped twice. Twice a month.

[B]

Hey, yo, Ike, I was out of high school for 33 years, okay? Hey, Mark, let's keep it religion.

[A]

We know you ain't going. Oh, wait. Huh?

[B]

We know you ain't going.

[A]

What years would you go to my high school reunion? I would go.

[B]

I would go.

[E]

What school would it be?

[C]

Bergen School.

[A]

No.

[E]

High school reunion.

[D]

School don't exist.

[A]

It would be Lincoln High School. My school doesn't exist in New Jersey City.

[B]

Lincoln had that work, too. You're going there.

[E]

You think that would be class of

[D]

what you remember trying to play with you?

[A]

98.

[E]

97, I think. He don't know.

[B]

98, right.

[E]

97. 98.

[A]

Well, when you go on and build a legacy,

[B]

all of those things don't matter.

[A]

They invite. It's just a piece of paper. They invite you. They just invite you.

[B]

The button auditorium.

[A]

I would go. I don't know if I would flex on the people I was in high school with.

[E]

Yeah, like, I don't. I don't.

[A]

I don't know if I would do that.

[C]

No chains.

[B]

Then we need the water.

[C]

No watch either.

[B]

Yeah, we need the water gun. No, I need them here.

[A]

Oh, please. All your little turkey here fly over, call it turkey here. All this little new turkey here fly right off the. You wouldn't fly. Huh?

[B]

What's your drive, Brian?

[E]

Uber.

[A]

Be one of the bros. Yeah, which.

[C]

Which Uber.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Low to the ground.

[B]

You know, something like.

[A]

Listen, little. Little uber black man.

[B]

I know.

[A]

Listen. As you guys know out there, I am an advocate for the overweight community.

[E]

That's true. Sounds like it. Fuck you, Mark. I stay with the fatties.

[D]

Yeah, you've been running away from them.

[A]

Listen, I am.

[E]

You ain't. Embrace it.

[A]

Go ahead, y'. All, Listen. I am never one to join in on body shaming 1. Ridiculing someone's public appearance or Kind of harping on them when the entire world is already hurling insults at them. That'd be wrong. So I would like to take this time and opportunity to shout out Gabriella Mora, who I'm sure is going through an extremely difficult time right now. She is the Victoria's Secret model who walked the Runway as a plus size model.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

And they absolutely killed her and destroyed her for being obese.

[C]

How much do you think she would.

[A]

Oh, no.

[B]

Oh, I like shorty.

[D]

She ain't big.

[B]

No, I like her.

[A]

I know that you have to be under incredible pressure right now. And if you need somebody to speak to and lean on, who has dealt with this before, please feel free.

[B]

Little shoulder again.

[A]

That is to Gabriella Mora, who was the plus size model.

[E]

Looking her up now, I have a

[C]

feeling she about buck 20.

[B]

She might need the thumb massage.

[E]

This girl, this white girl.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Let me see. Let me see.

[D]

She look good as.

[E]

Let me see.

[B]

You don't get the joke.

[A]

She was a plus sized girl.

[B]

That they. That they.

[A]

She's overweight.

[B]

Tormented.

[A]

They are.

[C]

She probably had it rough. Yeah, I can see now that I

[A]

look at the picture, she needs some support.

[C]

For sure.

[A]

She needs some support. Yeah. Interesting. So shout out to her, man. That's it.

[D]

That's important, Gabby.

[B]

No doubt.

[C]

Thank for. Thank you for your advocacy.

[A]

This is her. They ridiculed her.

[E]

Oh my.

[A]

Come on. She needs up. Called her plus.

[E]

I'mma reach out inter interview her. Least I could do.

[B]

See how she's doing.

[A]

What else? What else? What else is going on out there? Do you guys care about Lori Harvey and dancing? Doing that by the window? Can we just start calling what it is?

[E]

The impromptu kiss unbeknownst to the cameras.

[A]

Yeah, like look the camera.

[B]

So yeah, come on.

[C]

No congrats or sorry that happened to you.

[D]

No, come on, Joe, you know that.

[A]

I just didn't get it. I just don't get it. That's all. Getting at age where I don't get. And that's all right.

[B]

Well, no, I can't.

[A]

Yeah, and that's all right.

[E]

I'm at the age where I don't give a.

[A]

That, that part.

[E]

I started walk up the steps and then I. I just turned it off after I finished watching.

[A]

That was one of the better walk, walk up the step videos that are out there.

[D]

Really?

[A]

That was some fine walking up the steps.

[E]

That was some step walking.

[A]

And that's just off. That wasn't even the real paparazzi watching. That was two tourists on iPhones and she still gave them that like, oh, you looked out. You looked out. Yeah. Give it to them when they look out and give you a little something.

[D]

Depends on parishing.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What does that line in Future said in that song? Yes, you did. Yes, you did. Future. Think they could put it in a rap song with a rapper voice and just get it off? Nah, he lied. All right. What else is important up there, y'?

[E]

All? I'm outraged about. One of my Muslim brothers was on an airplane. I don't know why. Freeze. Fires are so funny. It's awful.

[B]

I'm not laughing.

[E]

He was on a plane and his prayer alarm went off. Muslims five times a day, you know, pray and the Adhan plays, you know. And when the alarm went off and the Arabic started playing on the phone, so people became concerned and they arrested him and carried him off the plane.

[C]

That's wrong.

[E]

When they landed on the Southwest Air, I believe. And when I attempted to write this on the board, Brother Freeze, actually, apparently all of you fucking jackals started landing.

[A]

I wasn't here.

[E]

No, but you're doing it now.

[D]

This is my first time hearing this, Mark.

[E]

That wasn't.

[A]

Yeah, I wasn't here. Thoughts? This is my very first time time hearing about this. I mean, my daughters. It's a very Southwest thing to do.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Like that airline nut is going to occur on that airline. So unfortunately, it's not so shocking on that front. But that's horrible.

[C]

That's horrible.

[A]

It's horrible.

[B]

Yeah, but I mean, I want your alarm disturbing me. I didn't even know it was a Muslim brother. I just thought somebody.

[E]

Regular alarm going, no, you can't be arrested for.

[B]

I'm not saying arrested.

[E]

You don't get arrested.

[A]

I'm just saying.

[E]

No, no, no.

[B]

The arrest part is horrible. No matter what, no matter who it is. Arresting somebody that hasn't committed a crime.

[E]

They diverted the plane to Atlanta, which is actually not the best.

[A]

I would be pissed if I was a passenger on that plane.

[C]

Word.

[D]

I'm hot.

[A]

Not because of homeboy with the alarm, but now I'm being diverted.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

It was going from Nashville. It's supposed to be going from Nashville to Florida. You'd be shocked to know these were Florida.

[A]

Oh, you can't do that.

[C]

Oh, you can't.

[A]

Oh, yeah, no, I'm sorry. Sorry. That matters. Yeah, that mattered in this equation. You supposed to put that shit on vibrator like a.

[B]

His alarm was a prayer.

[E]

Yeah,

[D]

That's how it goes.

[E]

That's how.

[D]

Shut the up.

[B]

Never heard it go off. Just.

[E]

That is how the call to prayer

[B]

goes screaming in the middle.

[A]

Yeah,

[E]

You done it.

[A]

You done. At the Middle Eastern bar.

[D]

You done it.

[A]

That,

[D]

That.

[A]

Did they release homeboy Mark?

[E]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

He probably going to sue the out of. And he should.

[C]

He should.

[B]

He going to sue the out of. Can't arrest me for that, dude.

[E]

Yeah. And it went. It went crazy on social media. People were saying that he was shouting, death to America on the plane and all this. And. And none of that happened. One. One woman on the. On the plane. Her name is Amanda Parrish. A Nashville resident said that when she heard it, her mind went to the worst case scenario. My first thought was, given, what's going on in the world? It's hijack or it's a bomb threat.

[C]

That's horrible.

[E]

Then it was an hour after landing when armed officers boarded the plane and removed the passenger.

[B]

See, all of that's unnecessary.

[E]

And the guy was shocked. Cause he. No one. The thing is, nobody said nothing to him. Nobody was like, hey, can you turn the phone off? Nobody was like, hey, sir, can I ask you what's going on? Anything? They just quietly went to the flight attendant, said, you know, some shit's happening. Dude was just sitting there reading his phone. You know what I mean? And they carried him off the plane and never said a word to him.

[A]

It's crazy.

[C]

That's crazy.

[D]

Crazy.

[B]

So if you thought that was the case, would you say something to the person,

[D]

A nigga, freeze.

[E]

I. As a passenger, yeah. But as a flight attendant. Yeah. I would at least want to investigate to see what's going on. I mean, if somebody's going to blow up a plane, the question. It's not the Q and A that's ticking them off. Right.

[B]

Of course.

[E]

So, yeah, I would go and find out. I'll do something. You know, I wouldn't assume the worst, but the idea in 2026, they're just hearing Arabic on the phone.

[A]

Let's take it off that for a second. What is something that a passenger on a plane could do or say or have come from their phone where you maybe would want them escorted off of the plane? Or to have authorities call if they're

[E]

watching anything on YouTube about hijacking, about planes, about bombs, about terrorism, anything.

[A]

Suspicious call.

[E]

Yeah. Well, suspicious call is tricky because that takes you back into. They were speaking Arabic or they were speaking a language. I ain't know.

[A]

No, I'm talking about when you can understand what's being said.

[E]

Oh, like, yeah, be there at the gate.

[A]

Yeah. Not the racism.

[E]

Oh, got you, got you. Yeah, yeah. Suspicious call. Hell yeah.

[A]

Part one of the plan.

[B]

No one knows or they make the goodbye call.

[D]

You want me to do it right now?

[B]

Make the goodbye call. Goodbye.

[D]

Hey, I just want.

[B]

Yes. They start giving you the. Yo, you know I ain't really

[A]

whooping.

[E]

Just make sure everybody knows the truth.

[A]

Where do y' all stand on. Where do y' all stand on? On. On travelers, passengers on the plane boarding drunk or hungover?

[E]

I'm against it.

[A]

Tell me where y' all stand on that one.

[B]

As a person that's always drunk boarding a plane, I'm with it.

[E]

No, but you're not drunk drunk.

[B]

No, but even if you drunk drunk and you stay to yourself.

[D]

Yeah, as long as you stay to yourself.

[B]

I don't trust you and belligerent. Or if you drunk and you interfere anything that you you doing.

[D]

I only say this because I see

[A]

a million clips where the drunk racist gets on the board, says some on board, says some racist. And now the whole plane is cheering when he gets off, like, yeah, yeah, get him, get him, get him. Something like that where everybody bands together.

[B]

See, I don't even think that's the drunk part. I just think anything you doing. Where you with other people. Yeah, get your ass off the plane.

[D]

And some of them don't want to get off the plane. They don't want to get up. They want you to deplane the plane. Everybody get off. I'm not getting all off that. And that's a.

[C]

I think if you want drunk people or hungover people off the plane, you're going to cut flights in.

[B]

I'm not flying sober.

[C]

There's a lot of people that don't

[E]

fly sober as fire would be. And I get drunk. Not drunk, but I've had like wine or, or liquor on a plane enough that especially on a long flight. I mean I fly to the Middle east sometimes. Yeah. Like there are times where I've done had a few too many and go to sleep. But if you walking on this plane stumbling or slurring. My concern, concern as a passenger is not just that you'll with people. Also, what if you pass out? What if you hit your head? What if you do something that's gonna fuck up my flight? I mean, selfishly even, you know what I mean? You gotta attend to people with medical attention. It's a lot of factors that can happen, you know what I mean? And some people are irrational drunks. They start banging on the pilot door, all that shit. I don't want no parts of that. Quiet drunk.

[B]

All that's ass whooping. Start banging on.

[A]

I'll get off track here and keep dragging this. Beating a dead horse. But I just thought of it as you were speaking at that bar that y' all are getting.

[E]

I knew it.

[B]

I knew it was the fucking.

[A]

But listen to me, y'.

[D]

All.

[A]

I'm with y'. All. Y' all are getting it done. Then you say, check, please. What's the check come back at? What does the check come back at? At that bar where you are indeed looking exactly like what you say you look like.

[B]

You mean, what is the 7495?

[A]

You at the bar, you talking. Talking to a lady. You're conversation piece is going. All that y' all said. Whenever it is that you decide that this is done, job done, I can. I'm out of here. And you ask for the check around. Where's. What world is the check in A

[E]

couple hundred for me, probably.

[B]

A couple hundred.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Between two and three hundred?

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Somewhere around there.

[A]

Got it. So that's early. I'll get it done early.

[E]

Early, yeah, don't take long.

[B]

I mean, for me, she got to be the aggressor anyway. So when she say, let's get out of here.

[A]

All right. It's normally like that when the dude is drinking lychees. Are you a lychee, dude?

[B]

You know what I.

[D]

Let me drop.

[A]

Would you drink a lychee?

[B]

You know what I drink.

[A]

But if she. If she got a lychee and said, yo, please have one with me, would you do it?

[B]

I'll. I'll sip it if I think it's going to get it done.

[A]

Okay, that's my end of my questioning, bro. That's it. Y' all always think I'm going the way.

[E]

That's it. That's it.

[B]

I always think you.

[D]

I can't imagine why we at hour 19

[A]

bar. Yo, what else? What else? What else is important? What's going on? We got Logan Paul ducking smoke. I don't know if anybody cares about that, but I thought it was absolutely hilarious.

[B]

Hilarious.

[A]

Logan Paul put out. Put out a message to all NFL players. NFL players saying, yo, I think I can, as a fighter, beat all of them up in a boxing match for a million dollars. I don't think he said Miles Gary. He said Gronkowski. He said, anybody, Any football player. I think as a fighter, I can get them the fuck out of the paint. So you start running your mouth. A couple of the retired football players started speaking up, one being Le'Veon Bell.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

Cause they were Tossing some names out there. Frank Gore, Le'Veon Bell, retired niggas that's fighting now. To which he said, oh, he tried to money check them. He was, he was like, okay, well these are the rules for this fight to happen and you gotta have a million dollars. Le'Veon Bell, to his surprise had the money. Then Logan Paul started talking about I can't do it. Cause WWE called and said that I might, I might hurt myself, I might get injured or something to that effect.

[B]

Nah, he ducked even before that. Talking about, well you actually fight. I wasn't talking about y'.

[A]

All.

[B]

So. Oh, so you want people that can't fight to fight you.

[E]

I mean I get what he's. If his point is all y' all to talk shit but don't actually aren't trained, I can whoop y' all ass, that's fine. If he's just talking shit and then somebody stepped the book and fight, then it's corny.

[A]

He said, Logan Paul said 10 ounce gloves, no headgear, three minute rounds until someone quits next weekend. $1 million bet money and escrow, no judges. You choose referee down for boxing or mma, just let me me know deal will have a contract drawn up and sent. So then apparently he DM'd them saying where can I send that contract to? Le'Veon Bell replied. And nothing never, never came from it.

[E]

I can see wwe.

[D]

I can see WWE calling though, Joe,

[A]

sorry, I gotta take this.

[E]

I think they both might be true now. Yeah, I think he might have ducked the smoke.

[B]

He ducked the smoke, bro. It's more tweet. He ducked the smoke because he started off, he's like my, my one million dollar open bet defensive to fight NFL players has caused an uproar. Here's the update. Nobody's willing to put a million in escrow and be flown here to Puerto Rico. All expenses paid in box with three professional judges. They all want to formalize this with a streamer venue, press conferences, etc, I. E. Get paid to fight but not risk their own money. And I don't have time nor interest in that. I won't step away from WWE to coordinate and train for an event. But if any player wants to actually put up a meal and fight at my gym with the official referees and judges, show yourselves. And if they want no cameras, I'm down. And Le'Veon Bell has been screaming, I respect that. Right here. Who Le'Veon had a fight with, he lost though, right? I don't, I don't remember who he Fought? Yeah, I think he had his ass wet. I don't remember.

[A]

Honestly, I don't know.

[B]

I think. I'm not sure if he lost, but I know, I know he's fought, like in one of those exhibitions.

[C]

Yeah, I thought he did too.

[B]

He fought in one of those.

[A]

No loss.

[B]

He might have got his shit up.

[E]

That's true.

[B]

Le'Veon responded to that and said, bro wants to spar, and that's fine, bro, we can spar if that's what you want to do. Let's practice.

[E]

But that's different.

[B]

Ensure one million dollar bet. But we run rounds until one person quit. Then no need for. Your judges and cameras are on for sure. No need to hide it from the public because they want to see this.

[E]

We run rounds. If somebody quit, that's.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, if you want to do that. Because the way you describe it, it is. I don't want to have to train. I don't want to. Oh, you just want to spar, then.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

All right. Bet I'm down to do that, too. La Veon knocked out ap.

[E]

Well, there you go. Well, on another note, speaking of boxing Parks, I just sent it to you. Did y' all see Clarissa Shields?

[A]

I didn't, no.

[E]

That keeps on giving. When it comes to interviews, I love Clarissa Shields. Shout out to her. She was on nightcap.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

And she was talking about being able to box men. Male. Male opponents. And in particular, she said that she could beat Rolly Romero.

[D]

Rolly.

[E]

Rolly Romero. I'm not a boxing guy like that. Rollie Romero. And then she tried to kind of slip out of it too, saying she meant sparring. And then Shannon pressed her, and then she said, you know what? Actually, I think I could beat him up. I could take him in a boxing match. You hit play on that?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

It's a six minute clip.

[A]

So.

[B]

We sparring. When.

[E]

When have I ever gotten original?

[B]

Original thing. You didn't say sparring.

[A]

You said you can beat Rolly.

[B]

It wasn't until later that you said sparring. So the question is not.

[D]

Well, that's the only way that we

[B]

can fight, is it?

[D]

If it's a sparring. When have you seen a woman versus a man? I. I haven't seen.

[B]

So.

[C]

So what?

[B]

You said you could beat Rly in a fight, not sparring. Sparring came along later.

[E]

I love people. Press people.

[B]

We need to replay the clip.

[D]

So you talking about up in a real fight?

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

You said you walked around.

[E]

He fights at 114.

[A]

So you saying that if it's money

[B]

in bel on the line.

[D]

And I got me a two or three month camp. You tell telling me that Rolly gonna knock me out. Up and up.

[A]

In what round? Rolly gonna beat you?

[B]

Yes, yes.

[A]

Rolly would stop you?

[B]

Yes, I believe Rolly would stop you. Yes.

[D]

You are nuts. But I.

[E]

But I love that for you. She tried to hit him with the reverse like he was crazy.

[B]

And then she. She added the. You saying he gonna knock me out, right? He ain't say he gonna knock you out. He said he's gonna beat you.

[E]

Yeah, yeah, but I'm going to A.D. he's gonna knock you out. And then later on she was talking about, well, you know, I work. You know, when somebody bigger than you, you work the body. And she was good on all these things and how she's gonna be. She said, I got so much skill that I can beat him.

[D]

She can fight, though.

[B]

She can fight.

[E]

Do we have to do that? All right, do I gotta be that guy?

[A]

No, no, you don't be that guy.

[D]

What? Roly gonna fuck up. That's what you're trying to say, right?

[E]

It's a general rule. And I say this. Anywhere in the world, a man of equal skill is gonna be the one in boxing. A man of inferior skill.

[D]

Understood.

[B]

It's a power dynamic.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Like I. I remember I used to tell my homegirls, like, yo, don't argue with these dudes in the club. Like, any girlfriend I have, even my homegirls, I'd be like, yo, dawg, you know how I do to call a girl a bitch or something in the club? Yo, walk away. Your. Your objective is to get home. A man has the physical power to choke you to death or to knock you smooth out with one person punch, walk away from him. Yeah, you ain't got no. You know what I mean? Like, it ain't no getting home is the goal. So.

[E]

And that's what Shannon was saying.

[B]

It's a power differential.

[E]

Even if y'. All. Because he was saying he's been in three different weight classes from lightweight. He goes probably 147 is about. Is walking around weight at 147 pounds. Even if he said, even if y' all the same weight just cause of how male testosterone works, he's gonna hit a lot harder. He's gonna be a lot stronger.

[A]

I agree.

[B]

She could weigh more than. She could weigh more than him. Yeah, she could be 170. And I'm not kidding.

[E]

He.

[B]

It's a different power dynamic, dog.

[E]

Is there anything that y' all are this irrationally confident about that y' all good at. But we start a basketball game, so that's all of us. But outside of that,

[B]

I still think I could run. I do. Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I still think I could. Not me. I still think, like, I'll be playing with the kids. The other day, I thought I was going to kill myself. You know, you get out the car, a little.

[A]

Little light jog.

[B]

That wasn't like no swag, no nothing.

[E]

Knees, right?

[B]

That. Nah, that my Achilles. That different, bro.

[D]

That is so. I mean, I'm pretty sure there's a lot of things you think you do better than.

[E]

Than you do than women.

[B]

Nah, I'm kind of starting to come to grips with with my age and.

[D]

And a woman can outdo you.

[B]

A woman could outdo me.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Probably in certain.

[A]

Yeah, Yeah, I agree. Yeah.

[E]

I just think fighting is one of the things that we. We need to be.

[B]

Most men feel like they could fight better than they could, I think.

[E]

Yeah, I think that for sure. That is a fact. Every single one of us thinks that

[B]

that man feel like they could fight better than they could until.

[D]

Until get put on his ass. Right?

[A]

Yes.

[C]

That usually does it.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Well, sometimes not even that.

[B]

You a got to go that far. I'm going keep it for real. It's kind of like basketball. Like, fam. If you haven't played basketball in a long time, you gonna be running. You still think you got it. It's no different with fighting.

[E]

It's worse with fighting.

[B]

If you ain't put your hands together in a very long time and utilize your hands, a will beat your.

[D]

You hit that noodle leg.

[E]

I think fighting is worse in basketball. You probably spend some of your life being trained on how to play basketball. That's even if you're not good at it. People think they can fight even if they've never been trained to fight.

[A]

That's true.

[E]

And there's a running joke in, like, in boxing gyms and in martial arts places about the dude that sees red. And they be like, I don't need to get trained. Cause I just see red when I get mad. And I want to fuck everybody up.

[B]

You gonna see stars, nigga.

[C]

Boom.

[E]

And that's what happens.

[B]

Or niggas be in the gym, they lift weights. Oh, yeah. Worst get you knocked out, bro. You strong. Your chin ain't lifting them. You will get knocked the fuck out on your vampire dead ass on your pamper.

[E]

Anyway, speaking of irrational confidence, Kanye's back. He just announced that he is doing a One night only show in la. This is part of, I think you might say the bully rollout. Yeah, exactly. But it's being. It's being promoted by Ride Waves company. It's one night only. It's supposed to be an amazing show. And people are saying, this is the new Kanye coming.

[B]

I was gonna say, what does this have to do with irrational confidence, though? Him doing this show? Have you seen his other shows like he's been doing around the world?

[E]

Yeah, no, I'm just saying he's generally irrationally confident. I think this makes sense. His show is.

[B]

I thought you were saying him doing this.

[A]

No, no, no.

[E]

His global shows are great.

[A]

That's right. B Dot. Killer nigga back down. Nice. Put that voice on, nigga. It's about to go up. Never.

[E]

I still as sharp as still he be. That got you on that game you get. I respect it.

[A]

Back, back.

[B]

So Kanye,

[A]

When you ain't here, that. That boy freeze. He don't play that. He don't play that. You got somebody got a wild little music opinion like you. I tell you, you make him be chill.

[B]

I'm chill anyway. I make him chill. He don't make me do anything.

[A]

When you ain't. Yeah, that almost handed B Dot his ass.

[E]

That's what it.

[A]

Well, that's true too. That's.

[B]

That's what it. No, that's the truth.

[A]

But I didn't think to. No, no, no, no, no. That's not true, cuz. No, that kind of happened organically. That wasn't me. Right?

[E]

Yeah, that's fair.

[A]

That happened organically. That wasn't me. But once I saw it start. Come on, I got to do. It

[E]

was an issue. That wouldn't be the word I would use. What word would you use?

[B]

Exact words was, oh, let them fight. There was no fight.

[A]

Yeah, it was a fight. It was a debate.

[E]

I wouldn't call it a fight implies like that.

[A]

It was even a debate. I mean, I feel like it was

[E]

more of a smackdown.

[A]

Park Spawn for you. Park Spawn.

[B]

So, yeah, Kanye's doing one night because

[A]

his new album be stepped to both of these.

[D]

Yo, how about what was his album

[A]

on some music musicality. And Ty Dolly, he. He didn't care about none of that seniority. He stepped to these.

[E]

He said it was a tale of two Americas.

[A]

But Park's been here for a long time.

[C]

Didn't go great.

[A]

Yeah, he caught Parks while Parks was with gang Parks. Parks put a beat down on B. He put made B stand for beat down.

[C]

Beat down Dot shout out to Beat out, man.

[A]

Yeah. No beat out to be back.

[D]

But they learned Parks came up and no.

[A]

Then B had to take his anger out on the Freeze because Parks got him. But Freeze wasn't having that. Let's go, Freeze. Freeze had the G. So.

[B]

Yeah, Kanye's new album is coming out. He's doing the show. He's signed the gamma.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Who cares?

[B]

Hey, I mean, if it's good music, I care.

[A]

True.

[B]

You care if it's good music?

[E]

Does he sell this out Easy.

[D]

You do. Joe, stop you.

[E]

Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

[A]

Tell me.

[E]

I think so too. I just.

[D]

He's.

[E]

He's been so unpopular, popular and in waves.

[B]

I think that slaps.

[E]

I know.

[B]

And it's like you got classics.

[E]

This goes back to Frieza's point that if you make good music, it Parks too. Like, you make good music.

[B]

Shut up and put the music. Make music.

[E]

People will come out.

[B]

That's what they care about. All this other is performative. Yeah, they act like they care about this. They act like they care about that. Unfortunately. We want the slaps.

[E]

Yeah, that's it. Well, he's going, you're going. It's gonna be a full effect.

[B]

He got enough of them that could sit on the stage for two hours and not break it a sweat.

[A]

True, man.

[B]

Listen, I saw the. One of the Japan shows. I think it was Mexico City somewhere. If there's one thing he's gonna do performance. But I mean, you're talking about 80,000 Stadium. Like, I know I say art that. There's no rappers that. And I still don't. I don't put Kanye either. That can sell out a solo stadium tour. But he might be the closest one.

[E]

I think he can.

[C]

He. He could.

[B]

Yeah, he might be the closest one.

[E]

Eminem can't either.

[B]

Drake can. No, Kanye and Drake are.

[E]

I feel Kanye, Drake and Ms. Prime could.

[C]

I agree.

[B]

Eminence prime could do it.

[C]

Yeah, I think so.

[E]

I think so.

[B]

You think night in and night out, everywhere.

[C]

I think so.

[B]

30. 30 cities.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Everywhere.

[E]

Eminem could.

[B]

When I say tour, like, I don't mean like again. I mean, I think. I think. Cause all of these names we throw around, I think if they were able to do it, they would have done it. Who's going to turn on that money? Who's going to turn down that level of a show? And those artists. Eminem, when he goes into a stadium tour, I have to go grab a mega pop star, I. E. Rihanna. Like, I've had this argument before. You have to go get a pop Star to do this.

[D]

Need is tough.

[C]

But Eminem is a pop star for all intents and purposes.

[E]

That's why I think he. That's why I think he.

[A]

Prime.

[C]

Prime and Drake, for sure.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

And Kyle.

[E]

Kanye, I think

[B]

they would have. That's all I'm saying.

[D]

You just talking about. By themselves, they're having no features and no.

[B]

Not even a. I'm just saying headline. The tour. Just me.

[E]

Okay.

[B]

I put them. I put my name on here. You like, I might have some special guests or something. But Kanye West, I don't think nobody. Chris could do it. Right.

[A]

And. And he.

[B]

And Chris had people on there, too. But I'm saying, in terms of me being. I'm saying my point hasn't changed. For a rapper to do it. Granted, Chris is an R B singer. I'm not talking about that. For a rapper to do it, they have to and have done this. Attach a pop star to the tour with them.

[E]

I got you.

[B]

Everyone that's done a stadium.

[D]

Hold on. What number of fans come in to make it a stadium tour? What's the number?

[E]

What is it?

[B]

50? 60, depending on the stage setup, but. But probably about 50.

[E]

50. Yeah.

[A]

40,000. 50.

[B]

50,000.

[D]

Okay, I got it.

[B]

But again, I don't mean a markets. I'm not talking about. Yes, I do believe a lot of these. I think J. Cole, a lot of them can do la. Miami.

[E]

I get what you said, but can you go to Pittsburgh?

[B]

I understand what you're saying, and I'm

[E]

saying I think Drake could do that anywhere. I think Eminem in his prime could do it anywhere.

[A]

I agree.

[E]

But, you know, we might not agree, but one thing about stadiums that's important to know is that Live Nation is probably gonna be a part of all of it.

[B]

Of course, they are facts. And down to every piece in there, bro. The parking lot is Live Nation now.

[E]

Exactly.

[B]

The water's a Live Nation now.

[E]

And that is why they got sued. There's an antitrust lawsuit against them, the federal government. Trump's DOJ had a suit against him. And honestly, just to be clear, Biden's DOJ also had smoke with Live Nation because of the potential monopoly they had over the market and through Ticketmaster. You know, I.

[B]

Their affiliation with Ticketmaster definitely creates Ticketmaster.

[E]

Yeah, exactly. And so a lot of people were very excited, including a lot of state prosecutors, when these lawsuits started coming. But as of the time of this recording, yeah, they've reached a settlement, apparently, with the US Government.

[B]

I hate to tell anybody out there listening, this was always Going to be the outcome. Yeah, it's been from the minute this lawsuit was filed. Yep. This was the outcome. We're going to settle. We're going to pay. Business as usual.

[E]

There are some changes, though. There are some changes. I'm pulling them up, but they're not the kind of changes necessarily that some

[B]

people say they aren't that significant.

[E]

I mean, I don't want to go that far, but they're not enough. I agree with you that it's not enough, but I won't say they're not.

[D]

Let's hear some of them.

[E]

So. So one of them is Ticketmaster. I mean, Live Nation has to divest from some of investments in the venues. Okay, that's one of them. That's a major one.

[C]

Maybe the parking lots and the waters.

[E]

The amphitheaters too. Does it's the amphitheaters and all of that stuff, too. That's one of the things. The money's right, Right. They're going to pay $200 million in damages to participating states. I know that's a job in the bucket. But here's the part that I think is important. Ticketmaster will be required to open parts of its platform to ride. Ticket companies allowing third party people like StubHub, Eventbrite, SeatGeek, people like that to list tickets directly through Ticketmaster technology. Because the problem was before they really had a monopoly, if you owned the venue, you own the tickets, you own

[B]

the second, you own the second hand,

[E]

you own the second hand market. There was no way to get around it. You're paying the artists and you're paying the artists. I mean, it is a monopoly and it is wrong. And the government saw that. And although they were reached a settlement, the federal prosecutors are like, no. They're like, we don't want to agree to this. This shit is not enough. To your point, they're like, this is not enough.

[B]

The state prosecutors are going crazy.

[E]

They're losing their minds, too.

[B]

The state people are going nuts because they said they, they could still try them though, on a state by state basis.

[E]

Yeah, it's going to be a lot harder.

[B]

It's going to be harder.

[E]

They're not scared of it.

[A]

Craziness, Yeah. I think this is absolute. I got something big on the table with Live Nation also. Y' all go ahead and discuss Sick offer. Yo,

[B]

take your relationship.

[A]

Glad y' all got up out of there. Like, how do y' all manage that? Like protecting some relationships even though you don't agree. Like, I don't agree. They shouldn't have a monopoly, but

[B]

give

[A]

me the symbol and put it like

[B]

monopoly

[E]

of the country's major amphitheaters.

[D]

Wow.

[B]

I thought it was higher. I thought it was more.

[A]

Relinquish some and that.

[E]

That was one of them.

[A]

That's the only thing that could solve this.

[E]

Well, that's what they said. They have to. Under the agreement, they have to Live Nation has to divest more than 10amphitheaters, which will create more independently operated venues.

[A]

I don't think they should have all of those amphitheaters. They really only need Houston, Chicago, Louisiana, Florida, New York, New Jersey, New York, Dallas.

[E]

Oh, Dallas, Seattle.

[A]

Oh, Seattle.

[E]

They also going to cap the fees. Right now Ticketmaster has circuit service fees at the amphitheaters. They're going to cap them at 15.

[B]

15.

[E]

Listen, these are concrete things. It's not enough, but it is something. I don't want to say it's nothing, but it's definitely not enough. But

[A]

got it.

[B]

It's a drop in the bucket.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

They need to figure the second hand market out. That's really where the biggest problem is.

[E]

That's what throws me off the most.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

Again, I'm not against an individual person making a hustle on a resale, but the way the system right now is. The companies are exploiting the system.

[B]

Yes, but if they, if they controlling a huge part of the ticket sale market, that's what creates the need for that. Absolutely. You know what I mean?

[A]

Yeah. It's not right. Real changes have to be made. Man, I hate this. All this, I can't stand all this shit where you pay a small fine. That shit is a drop in the bucket for some of these big conglomerates. Like, and owning a monopoly, like not letting people get access to certain venues, like it's all wrong. Gotta make a change.

[B]

Starting with the man in the mirror.

[A]

Starting with the man in the money gonna be sad they cut the Denver amphitheater. I feel like Amani do his numbers in Denver for some reason. Denver is one of them cities where you can get right, get there and just get right to it. If you focus, focus. If you focus, Denver from the second you land could be a fun time.

[C]

It can be.

[B]

Imani could do work from, from the

[A]

passenger side in Denver.

[E]

It's not a dis against you. It's a debate we've been having. Denver, that me and him couldn't do work from the passenger side.

[A]

But in Denver, I think y', all, y' all could do work from the passenger side too. I think it's Possible in some cities.

[E]

Denver, Dallas, Atlanta, New York.

[A]

Stop it, Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.

[E]

Stop it, stop it, Stop it. Look at it. Look in the rafters. Look at the rafters.

[A]

And what's in what city? In Dallas, Any of them. Stop it.

[E]

Bill Russell retired every in every.

[A]

If that's the case, why you need a Porsche?

[E]

I like the speed.

[A]

You don't even like billionaires.

[E]

I like to drive.

[A]

You don't even like all that capitalism. Capitalism. Some yeah. Married doctor. Like, what's the difference between the. The married doctor having a Porsche and the pastor on the pulpit having a Porsche? Oh, you a pastor too?

[E]

You know what it is, actually, I don't take their money. I don't tell them to tithe their taxes.

[B]

I don't take nothing but a month. It's mine anyway.

[C]

Shoot.

[A]

I mean, Imani, earlier they said it's coming. Earlier they said you had a Tesla. I ain't believe him.

[E]

What he said was before I reminded him that you had a Tesla. That people who drive Teslas is a little psychos like a little off.

[A]

I'll tell you later, man. See, but it trash.

[B]

He has a Tesla.

[E]

And I said, nah, not my man. Cause my man Imani driving one that can't. I really had your back. Well, you're not here. I had your back.

[A]

If you could get it done from the passenger seat. Why you used to park that white vehicle van up?

[B]

I got it done.

[A]

Why used to park. Can I just ask my question?

[E]

I wasn't finished.

[A]

That's up. Cuz. I was but for dramatic. Why you used to park that white van up?

[B]

Cuz I was getting it done in the van. I had to park somewhere and get it done. I couldn't do it. And. And drive at the same time.

[E]

Yeah. Back up NBC. Is he back that up too?

[A]

He answered me.

[D]

He said he parked it up cuz he had.

[A]

Cuz he was doing his number.

[D]

Doing the numbers already.

[B]

That's.

[A]

That's not.

[B]

That didn't.

[A]

Yeah, that at all. That didn't answer me at all.

[D]

You a pick up the joints in the white van.

[B]

Doing it in the van.

[A]

No.

[D]

Did you pick the white. You used to remember.

[B]

Used to remember. We used to park the white van to go jump in the.

[A]

Yeah. When you was dressed nice before you.

[E]

He saying you was parking.

[B]

Why you do that then if you was able to just get it done.

[E]

That's not true. He was picking up in the van.

[B]

No, I know you getting it done in the van. This thing has moved the goal post. He said you can't get it done from the passenger side of a car, Right? I'm telling you, I got it done in a.

[E]

You did. We saw that.

[B]

We was there.

[D]

If you guys didn't know.

[B]

He hit Mark with why you needed the Porsche. So he couldn't get me to why you needed that. I had a van and I got it done.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

And I was getting it done before the Porsche. Thought I was getting it done in a Mazda 626 Geometro car you had before the Porsche. The G bus.

[A]

And you brothers been making money for a long time too, so. Nah, I guess we both right.

[B]

It's not that.

[E]

It ain't that.

[A]

We both right.

[B]

It's not that.

[A]

They don't like when you say that shit.

[B]

No, it's not that.

[A]

I'mma end it. I don't have no more topics.

[B]

It's over. Give a credit. I gave you credit. You was getting it done with the

[A]

E Es millionaire 29.

[B]

And then. And I lost it. Keep going.

[A]

You didn't announce it.

[B]

You was getting it done. I wasn't announcing when I was a millionaire. But you was getting it done with the es with no money. I give you that credit. You won't give a credit.

[D]

Have know you get stupid out. Know you get it done. Game light skinned. Hope he. He know. He know. Man.

[B]

I'm just talking to my man. You know what I mean?

[E]

We just. We just talking.

[D]

You went behind him a couple of times. Other than that, you know what I'm saying? That changes the story. If you have to go behind a nigga, you ain't really getting it done.

[B]

Why?

[D]

I don't think that's getting it done. I think that that's picking up leftovers. I think that he made it easy for you. Getting it done is going out on your own. On your own, on your own. Nah the boss. All that. I'm saying I did the same thing with you. I think you smart. I think you smart niggas.

[E]

I ain't never need to go behind nobody smart.

[D]

Go behind every in here that went behind another. I think that unless you caught a

[B]

version every in here that went behind another.

[D]

No, but not behind your man. You go behind your man. It's some. It's some. It's some. Behind that to me.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

I don't what just said look at all you thirsty.

[E]

Look at them.

[D]

Go out there on your own.

[E]

That's what you did, you know.

[D]

Never.

[E]

You never went out on your own?

[D]

No, always on my own. Always on my own.

[E]

What you bring Back.

[B]

See, this the point where we gonna let you rock.

[E]

Always on my own.

[B]

This the point.

[D]

Well, I'm going give you some grace. I'm going give you grace.

[E]

We putting the weapons away.

[D]

Yeah, we.

[E]

We putting the weapons away.

[D]

Get your bow and arrow, boy. That's the only thing. And you going to miss Robin Hood.

[B]

No, it's a bazooka.

[D]

You going blow your ass out there. Hey, hold on.

[A]

Yo, this audience. I hope you guys are ready for a summer full of immature. Pardon like, oh, yeah.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Something tells me this is not the last we've got heard. It's not the last you've heard from us.

[D]

One thing about what I said, they going to see something like, hey, you know what?

[E]

I just don't. I just. I'm.

[A]

I just don't know what they. They both are marriage material.

[D]

Who's more marriage good men.

[A]

Yeah, like, enough of this hoot and nanny. Y' all are good brothers today. We appreciate positive examples for the other men out there living unceremoniously. So what are y' all like?

[E]

What?

[B]

I don't even know what y' all

[A]

are trying to defend anymore.

[E]

I don't get it.

[B]

You really just want it.

[E]

Yo, yo, the gas light. You think the gas light gonna work?

[D]

Yo, what Gaslight.

[A]

There's nothing wrong with saying y' all look good men.

[B]

Yo, the way you just flip the.

[D]

Yo, you are.

[A]

Y' all not good men.

[E]

Yes.

[A]

The end.

[D]

Look, if they. If the ladies get mad at them, it's not on you. It's on them because you already highlighting them. It's them in their ego.

[A]

That's what I'm saying.

[D]

Even at this age. You should be ashamed of yourself at this old age. Take me where you go, Dr. Eagle. Yeah, I'm gonna come where you at?

[C]

Why speaking of good man, I want to congratulate the show.

[E]

Thank you.

[C]

Zaire Franklin on his move.

[D]

Green Bay. Green Bay.

[C]

Green Bay Packers. Great organization.

[E]

Station.

[D]

Yo, shout out to Z.

[B]

We love you, hand Micah. Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. That's trouble.

[E]

That's trouble.

[A]

Yeah, that's gonna be a problem. I'm thinking about my selfish needs before I get to how he fits with the team. What the we talking about? I always thought we was gonna get traded to, like, somewhere cool. Like, I already went to the game in Indy, did that. Found a fire little sandwich spot.

[D]

Nah, I wanted him to go.

[A]

I thought you was got that, though. We was. I thought we was about to get lit. Jerry Jones, Ravens. We in Wisconsin. Yeah. No.

[B]

Hey, yo, D.C. baltimore, Dallas.

[A]

And you going to Wisconsin. Now that the Chicago Bears made up the cheese grater hats.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

To respond to the cheese head, it's like, does it still have the sauce that it once did?

[C]

It's a good organization out there.

[A]

It is.

[C]

But the Bears are gonna be something to deal with a little bit. The Lions are going to still be something to deal with.

[B]

I think the packers going to be

[A]

something to deal with. Listen, he goes into a great situation. A better defense, a better team. A team. A team expected with some expectations on it. Z is going to do great, man. I'm super happy for him.

[B]

Indeed.

[A]

And it's a contract year too. Contract year on a new team, I want to be on Michael Parsons team. If I'm a defensive player in the

[B]

contract year, I want to be on Michael Parson's team. And if I'm the one of the best tacklers in the league, that too. That nigga commands a double team. Scrape, scrape, scrape.

[A]

Can't go.

[B]

Can't double us both.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Oh, God. If you don't watch football this hour. Crazy. Everything y' all just said.

[B]

I got, I gotta pay.

[A]

That one. That was nuts.

[E]

That was egregious.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, my bad.

[E]

We could just get double team.

[A]

Scrape, scrape, scrape. It ain't no fun. Why is Jesse Jackson's funeral up there? Oh, cuz his son was getting his bars off.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

How do we feel?

[A]

How do you feel about that, Mark? That's, that's actually great. I want to hear from you.

[D]

It was a lot.

[E]

That funeral was wild for a lot of reasons. I, I, I elected not to go for a couple of reasons. No one was. I just, I'm tired of going to people's funerals. I don't feel like, I think those things become spectacles and performance performances and they don't feel like the kind of intimate grieving thing that I want to be a part of. And then, you know, I didn't want to. There were some seating concerns that I had.

[A]

They must have forgot a mailbox. They left a mailbox out. The old.

[B]

You said what now?

[E]

There was some seating concerns.

[A]

Yeah, it was minus, Minus a seat.

[E]

No, I don't care where I sit. It's more like there are politicians. Certain politicians have certain optical concerns about who they sit near. It's not about good seats or bad seats. It's just like, oh, I won't be on the road with this. It wasn't about me. It was just when I heard people say, like, to be specific, it was some people who didn't. Who the Obamas didn't want to be like in their eye line. And there's some people who the Clintons didn't want in their eye line. And as I was hearing people and it wasn't me again, it was people I know and I was like, yo, this is all a show. And I was like, this is just remarkable. I won't be part of none of that. I did like the tributes that people gave to Jesse Jackson. I thought Isaiah Thomas did a great job. I thought Jesse Jackson Jr. Did a great job.

[D]

What is this he's playing?

[E]

I think it's banned in the USA 2 live crew. I'm guessing. Yeah, Yeah,

[B]

I didn't want to go.

[A]

Yeah. My moral compass would let me and I would have had eye contact with a few of the people in it that had a 11 day funeral and they had finished you to invite to. Not all one of them.

[D]

Oh, they banned my man. Yeah. All this.

[E]

Very much welcome all of them. I, I didn't want to go but I, I enjoy.

[A]

And when you experience so much death, right. You don't even want to do like that, like go to a funeral.

[E]

Yeah, I saw, I saw right before he passed and, and that was good enough for me that that was my goodbye. And I, I didn't want a fake goodbye.

[A]

Don't flex on me.

[E]

But I watched President Obama give a very, very good eulogy. But I watched him shout out all the pastors that were there. And he ignored Jeremiah Wright. He skipped right over Jeremiah Wright. And I thought that that was awful.

[A]

The fuck out of here.

[D]

They got smoked.

[A]

He skipped over Jeremiah Wright.

[E]

He skipped him over.

[A]

Who's Jeremiah Wright?

[B]

Yeah, who's coming?

[E]

Remember when he was running for president and they said he had the wild pastor and Hillary Clinton used that against him?

[A]

Yes.

[E]

That was his actual pastor, the one who gave him his street cred, the one who gave him credit as an organizer. I remember now he dubbed him like a mug. And it wasn't like it would be like if we was in the room and I was just like shout out to Parks and Ice and ish.

[A]

I get it.

[E]

You know what I mean? It was like everybody but one person. It was like that. And I thought that that was awful. And then some people try to defend that ridiculous behavior because you know, people worship the Obamas and it's like I get why we love them. I get why people love them rather. But you gotta have, you gotta point out something is wrong. When it's wrong, no matter how you feel about somebody, you don't fuck With Obama. Yeah.

[D]

He get his shit off. He fuck with religion. Obama, it's a lot of shit. He be saying it in such a nice way.

[E]

I also watched a lot of people get their political shots off at the funeral, which I have mixed feelings about. I heard Jesse Jr come out and say, please, in the spirit of my father, do not come with your political agendas. Come and just with my father.

[B]

And they turned it right into it.

[E]

Now I know it's a slippery slope because Reverend, I don't know if I know Reverend Jackson was a political figure.

[A]

Right.

[E]

But there's a way to honor Reverend Jackson's service to the poor, to everybody, to changing the country, without.

[A]

Yeah. But I gotta tell you, teeing off on Trump, even though this may be the elevated version of it, it's tough at a black person funeral to control what they say up there at and how long.

[B]

All of that.

[A]

True.

[E]

And if it's Isaiah Thomas doing it, which he didn't, he was great. I understand. Cause you didn't prep him. But you expect the president to know and to respect the request of the

[D]

family of the children.

[E]

Now, I don't know how just the New, the New York Post and other newspapers are saying he's outraged by it. I don't know if he is or not. I reached out to him. I haven't heard back. But I think it is a little more complicated. But I do know as a kid, if I say, please don't bring your politics, he said, I don't want. I want Democrats and Republicans here. Whatever I think of that position, that's the request. And if that's the request, I think people need to respect it. Respect that request. I also love, finally, I love seeing the whole family up there on different days. Everyone spoke, everyone gave their truth, including young Ashley, who was Reverend Jackson's youngest child. From a different mother, watching them embrace her, love on her, hug her publicly, which a lot of people didn't know and people didn't expect. And she's a wonderful young woman, was great. So I thought the funeral, I was very happy. The thing that, like I said, the thing that just rubbed me the wrong way was the district respect of Jeremiah Wright. I thought it was an opportunity to do something different because Reverend Jackson loved Jeremiah Wright. And Jeremiah Wright served our people for decades in that church and around the world. And I thought it was a low moment. Obama could have risen above the moment. The very fact that he was at Jesse Jackson's funeral when they had attention. Remember when Jesse Jackson got caught on the live Mic saying he wanted to cut his nuts off. And again, Jesse Jackson was right, even though I don't like what he. No, he was. He was absolutely right. He didn't say it on a. He didn't say it on purpose on the live, Mike. He was speaking privately, and he was criticizing Obama for a public policy decision that was hurting poor people. He wasn't shitting on Obama. You know what I mean? It's like, if we was like, man, fuck Joe, man. Blah, blah, blah. You know what I mean? Like, privately, and it comes on. I wouldn't say fuck Joe in public.

[A]

Yeah, but fuck Joe, and I think Joe should be castrated. It's not.

[E]

This was some old country talk.

[A]

No, I get it.

[E]

You know, in a green. You know what I mean? Again, I wouldn't say it in public. I think it's improper, but if you accidentally say it. It wasn't a green room, actually, he had the mic on in the chair,

[A]

but it was like a. Obama might have been on his way up there to give a heartfelt speech about old Rev and his phone got that little shake and gave it a quick glance, seen Trump getting his shit off on him. And Jesse hated you. And, man, why are you. He's like a man.

[E]

Even Kamala, you heard her. I hate to say I told you so.

[D]

That was inappropriate.

[E]

That was funny.

[A]

That was absolutely funny.

[E]

That's not okay.

[A]

I don't think that was the appropriate place for that.

[D]

No, you shouldn't do. At the funeral.

[A]

I don't agree with that.

[E]

It's just not okay. It's not. There's plenty of opportunities, Marcus, right?

[A]

He swayed me. I was being immature, but he swayed me. He's right. That happens.

[D]

So you could have shut him down.

[E]

No, no, no, I didn't. I don't want no parts of.

[A]

No, don't invite my lifelong opps to my funeral neither. And give him a microphone either. And then expect. Expect the words to go a certain way. We was beefing. I. I don't want to move the mic. Y. I got to listen. I ain't get no mic in my. You want. Yeah.

[B]

Top two.

[A]

You on it. So dumb too. Dumb two, too. Here you go. I. The loss of my man.

[D]

I'm choked up right now.

[A]

You should get up there. My man told me Joe was a good dude,

[D]

but Mike, my man. No, seriously.

[A]

My man told me Joe was about to have shit on Smash. Oh, Lord. You guys are great.

[C]

This is one of the most immature podcasts of the year. Congratulations.

[D]

Today was immature.

[A]

Yeah, it was great.

[D]

Recipes Reverend though, for sure. Shout out to Ma.

[A]

Somebody else who's been on my mind has passed away. Y' all know I just been given old rest in pieces recently. But Big Ang was heavy on my mind and my heart and my soul. Big Ange for Mob wives. Shout out to anybody out there who had the privilege of knowing Big Ang. I was in a therapy house with Big Ang. She was just such a caretaker. Like she took care of everybody. Protected me from that crazy Janice Dickerson lady. Big Ange, rest in peace. I love you, Staten Island. And the rest of the world is heavy and without you. Just know you're on my mind. You're on my mind. That's it. That's all I got. Okay, okay.

[C]

Rest in peace.

[E]

Rest in peace.

[A]

I'm the only weirdo that give gives like eulogies for people that have been dead for like 10 years. Right?

[E]

Look, sometime they need it.

[A]

Yeah, they really be on my mind. So that's that. Anything else we need? Anything else we need? Anything else we need?

[C]

No, I think we did it.

[E]

I think we did it.

[A]

Did y' all talk about dirt getting Brian still real quick on the outro?

[B]

No, we didn't not.

[A]

But yeah, they know what time it is for you talk to them.

[B]

Yeah, we already got Drew over there. Now I got Brian Steele as well. And he's under because I forget what it's called. It's like an advisor at. He's an advisor.

[A]

See all of that at my.

[B]

Oh, no adjust is going to be much worse. You I'm just going to tell you now, but because he's not, he can't operate.

[A]

And yo make the beans for my family. If I go, who the you talking to? You make the pork and beans. Make the baked beans for my family. Who are you talking to? Try it.

[D]

You ain't going to make nothing for

[A]

me no park chef. The lamb chops up in the event of my unfortunate demise make.

[C]

And I'll open some cans of canned beans. You know, if you don't.

[D]

If you don't.

[A]

Come on, freeze. I'm not out of here.

[E]

Out of here.

[A]

What is can make? Bring some casserole to my.

[D]

Some biscuits.

[A]

What you going to bring? Just a phone book right outside collecting damn mad grieving weg crashers.

[D]

Damn you, Roger.

[B]

Yeah, that's what I'm. They going to be in there.

[A]

Listen, man, y' all got Big Cat up? Listen, man. Hopefully y' all have enjoyed this broadcast as much as we enjoyed delivering it to you. Keep us in your prayers. Lord knows we need to be there. Until the next time I bid you adieu. Farewell. Adios. Arrivederci. Hasta la vista. Au revoir. So long, goodbye Or a simple head nod will suffice. Remember, life is a series of moments and. And moments pass. So let's make this moment last night. Gotta sing now.

[D]

Hey, real cheese ain't no cheese this nigga's fire Recipes.

[A]

When I met you last night, baby

[D]

Before I blew your blue, blue blew

[A]

your mind

[D]

lady good luck, he dancing over there Ain't no bitches in here.

[A]

Now that I'm sober, you ain't that fine. Don't want to treat you wrong don't

[D]

want to leave Spring in New York. This how it's supposed to go, baby. Hit the ball while the west coast rolls along.

[A]

And I'll be still making gangster head

[D]

Will be still talking gangster head. Y' all hold it down out there, man.

[A]

Till next time.

[D]

Somebody better.

[A]

I got these freaky hoes.

[D]

Last but not least.

[A]

The baddies are insecure, the stagnant women want to travel. And the closed minded women want you to teach them things. Grab you with Tylenol, you might need it. Anybody got anything interesting planned for the week?

[E]

Anything, Anything, Anything.

[D]

Just work.

[A]

It's another nice day out today.

[C]

Yeah, I'm outside today.

[B]

Car wash every day or something.

[A]

There you go.

[D]

Till next time.

[B]

Y'.

[A]

All. Y' all hold it down out there.

[E]

Nuts.

[D]

But I'm out your.

[A]

The milk. Jbp.

[D]

Jbp. Where would you be without the jvp?