Episode 913 | "Not My Brand of Vodka"

Summary

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The Joe Budden Podcast

Episode 913 | "Not My Brand of Vodka"
Release Date: March 21, 2026
Host: Joe Budden & The JBP Crew
Special Guests: Mark Lamont Hill, B. Dot

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Overview

In Episode 913, the Joe Budden Podcast delivers a vibrant, sharp, and often hilarious breakdown of the week in hip-hop, culture, and randomness. The crew dives into everything from classic hip-hop album anniversaries and upcoming live shows, to social media antics, pop culture debates, street-level comedy, and viral news stories. This episode is rich in nostalgia, strong opinions, irreverent humor, and at times, classic JBP chaos.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

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1. "Not My Brand of Vodka": The B. Dot vs. Ray Daniels Hip-Hop Debate

[00:45–03:31]

• Background: Joe and B. Dot discuss Ray Daniels, with B. Dot jokingly saying, "He's not my brand of vodka."

  “Some of his opinions on rap are just kind of asinine to me, and I just don’t respect them.” (B. Dot, 02:01)

• B. Dot critiques Ray Daniels, citing his controversial take that Lil Wayne has no songs that motivate anybody.

  “That's crazy. The guy made Hustler Musik!” (B. Dot, 02:13)

• Joe proposes a debate between B. Dot and Ray Daniels to see whose "hip-hop card" is more current.
  • “Hip hop card should be updated, right?... Let’s see where it at today.” (Joe, 03:11)
• The crew jokes about “looking down on people that’s not really hip-hop.”
  • “The people that didn’t grow up in it, bleed it—I don’t think we really respect them.” (Joe, 03:00)

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2. The Jay-Z Yankee Stadium Shows: Reasonable Doubt vs. Blueprint

[20:45–35:00+]

• Topic: Jay-Z’s consecutive shows for the anniversaries of ‘Reasonable Doubt’ and ‘Blueprint’ in the Bronx
  • Debate: Which concert to attend if forced to choose? Most pick ‘Blueprint’ for its celebratory live vibe.

  “I'm not leaving my house at 45 with that on to hear 22 2s in Yankee Stadium. Sorry, buddy. Throw on some Blueprint.” (Joe, 26:39)

• Discussion includes:
  • Ticket prices (estimating high hundreds to $2K+ for good seats)
  • The special energy of both albums, and what type of crowd and experience each will bring
  • Nostalgia for both eras—1996 vs. 2001
  • Possible special guests (e.g., Foxy Brown, Sauce Money)
  • Joe’s philosophical point: “I take it as a win for hip-hop... 30 years into a career—amazing!” (Joe, 39:07)
• Live experience vs. nostalgia: Some memories are preferred up close in small venues, others at big stadiums.

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3. Versus Announcement: Tyrese vs. Tank

[42:30–52:24]

• The crew reacts to the Tyrese vs. Tank Verzuz announcement and playfully debates their respective catalogs.
• Tank’s songwriting and versatility are highlighted as his “cheat code”:

  “If he start playing records that he wrote... it’s going to be a tough time.” (Joe, 43:10)

• Tyrese’s big radio hits and entertainment value are acknowledged.
• They joke about potential for drama, considering their TGT group past.

  “You can still feel like you was moving a little way when we was beefing and vice versa.” (Joe, 44:35)

• “Joe” (R&B singer) is mentioned as someone both Tank and Tyrese wouldn’t go up against.

  “I think there’s a name both of them kind of ran from, which is Joe.” (Joe, 45:53)

• The crew, after much discussion, mostly sides with Tank for the matchup, citing vocals and songwriting.

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4. New Music Roundup: Releases & Hot Takes

[52:54–64:01]

• Highlights:
  • New Rick Ross and French Montana (sampling Master Ace), Max B, BX The Plug, and a new J. Cole verse on a Mike Will compilation.
  • The room debates and reacts to J. Cole's lyrics and the "freestyle" feel of his new track.
  • Lotto’s new album and pregnancy announcement—discussion about the “postpartum positivity” shift in content.

  “Gotta see what pregnant Lotto music sounds like...” (Joe, 64:43)

  • Fetty Wap’s possible summer comeback: “It sounds like Big Heat... If he got a couple of these, you about to bring me back to 2015, 2016 again.” (Joe, 63:24)

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5. Social Media & Pickup Lines: How Corny Is Too Corny?

[117:21–145:07+]

• Discussion on The Game’s DM pickup strategy: using the same “F3” line and vending machine punchline.

  “A good line is a line that works.” (Mark Lamont Hill, 118:47)

• The crew debates whether “corny” lines can work, face-to-face versus in DMs, and how celebrity status factors in.
• Joe argues that “it doesn’t take much” to get attention these days, and “corny works, especially if delivered with confidence.”
  • Mona adds that “personality wins,” but regular guys can’t always get away with what rappers do.
  • Joe shares one of his old lines:

    “My name is God. That’s Doug spelled backwards with a little bit of you.” (Joe, 127:08)
    (to room-wide comedic groans)

  • The entire discussion is a send-up of pick-up culture and has everyone in stitches.

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6. Viral Story of the Week: Afroman vs. The Ohio Police

[77:24–96:07+]

• They recount Afroman's legal battle after Ohio police wrongfully raided his home, destroyed property, confiscated cash, and ultimately sued him for defamation after he dropped a series of diss tracks about them.

  “Afroman spends the next three years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid.” (Joe, 84:03)

• The story is played for both outrage and comedic effect, with new Afroman tracks ("Lick Em Low Lisa," "Lemon Pound Cake") played and celebrated for their audacity and creativity.

  “This is brilliant. Only in America.” (Mark Lamont Hill, 84:34)

• Deep dive into the rights of creators, the absurdity of the lawsuit, and the satisfaction of seeing the underdog win—“taking lemons and making lemonade.”

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7. Ray J, Brandy, and Rapper Pillow-Talk

[99:03–108:29]

• Discussion on Ray J’s fiery Instagram response to Mase and Shyne publicly talking about Brandy.
• The crew is highly critical of “grown-ass men talking about who they dated years ago,” especially in public.
• Ray J’s outburst is analyzed and joked about, with the group noting it went “way too far.”

  “He just knows people by those names... y’all come in here too.” (Joe, 104:25)

  • And Mona: “Ray J always feel like a stepchild.”
• Brandy’s dignified public response—denying anything beyond friendship, and stating she doesn’t endorse Ray J’s behavior—is lauded:

  “Class act.” (Joe, 108:11)

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8. RIP Chuck Norris

[148:02–153:00]

• Mark Lamont Hill delivers a thorough eulogy for Chuck Norris (who passed at age 86):

  “He never stopped learning... he’s a martial arts icon, TV icon, movie icon... a good dude who was very faithful, very honest, very family oriented.” (Mark, 150:24)

• The group shares nostalgia for martial arts icons and the influence of Norris’s “indestructible” persona.
• Quick jokes about Bloodsport being rebooted—but with some skepticism about modern reboots.

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9. Local Flavor: Staten Island’s Shaunae’s House

[153:45–162:02]

• Joe raves about a hidden gem soul food restaurant in Staten Island, ‘Shaunae’s House’, after a family outing.

  “Everything on that menu was fire... she brought it out in courses... it’s a new date spot for y’all.” (Joe, 158:00)

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10. Internet Culture, AI Fakes & Random Stories

[175:45–178:16+]

• The group pokes fun at viral AI videos fooling people, the proliferation of fake content, and how people buy into absurd storylines (e.g., Tyler Perry’s rumored ‘AI girlfriend’).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

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• On podcast brand:

  “It is not serious. It is not real. No one is exposing, revealing, indicting, or telling you anything about themselves. Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals who do not have your best interests at heart—or our own.” (Joe, 00:00)

• On old vs. new hip-hop debates:

  “Hip hop card should be updated, right? You may have been cool 10 years ago with your hip hop knowledge—but let’s see where it at today.” (Joe, 03:11)

• On classic album anniversaries:

  “I take it as a win for hip hop... 30 years into a career—amazing!” (Joe, 39:07)

• On Tank vs. Tyrese:

  “If he start playing records that he wrote... it’s going to be a tough time.” (Joe, 43:10)

• On Afroman and the Ohio police raid:

  "He spends the next three years making songs making fun of all the officers involved by name... This is brilliant. Only in America." (Mark, 84:03 / 84:34)

• On social media pickup games:

  “A good line is a line that works.” (Mark Lamont Hill, 118:47)
  “Corny works. If you say some corny shit with confidence... it works.” (Ish, 120:26)
  "My name is God. That's Doug spelled backwards with a little bit of you.” (Joe, 127:08)

• On Russell Westbrook's NBA legacy:

  “To be in the top 10 point guards that ever play this game is a huge accomplishment. I would have him at the bottom of the top 10.” (Ish, 180:47)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Segment | Timestamp | |-------------------------------------|----------------------| | B. Dot vs. Ray Daniels | 00:45 – 03:31 | | Jay-Z Bronx Shows Debate | 20:45 – 35:00+ | | Tyrese vs. Tank Verzuz | 42:30 – 52:24 | | New Music Roundup | 52:54 – 64:01 | | Afroman vs. Ohio Police | 77:24 – 96:07+ | | Pickup Lines & Social Media Dating | 117:21 – 145:07 | | Chuck Norris Tribute | 148:02 – 153:00 | | Foodie Finds: Staten Island | 153:45 – 162:02 | | Misc. News, AI Fakes, Culture | 175:45 – end |

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Tone & Vibe

The podcast mixes knowledgeable hip-hop debate, real-life nostalgia, rapid-fire comedy, unfiltered takes, and classic "barbershop" banter. There’s an effortless flow from serious analysis to wild, irreverent tangents. All panelists—including guests—authentically contribute, ensuring a multi-perspective, engaging, and fast-paced episode.

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Final Thoughts

This episode of The Joe Budden Podcast is a must-listen for anyone who loves:

• Deep dives into hip-hop history and current events
• Nostalgic and honest music debates
• Unfiltered comedy about dating culture and social media
• Real talk about viral news and cultural trends

With standout moments—like the Afroman story, the Verzuz showdown preview, and the pickup line debate—JBP 913 keeps the energy high and the conversation both insightful and hilarious.

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Transcript

[A]

The thoughts, views, and opinions expressed by this podcast whose bullets its hosts offer entertainment purposes only. I repeat, it is not serious. It is not real. No one is exposing, revealing, indicting, or telling you anything about themselves. Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals who do not have your best interests at heart or our own. Enjoy the show. Turn this on. Why we discussing all this tea and we not recording? Not up here.

[B]

I don't know if he wants to go out there.

[A]

Not. Not up here. We.

[C]

Don't you want that on the record

[A]

if we got tea. Tea.

[C]

What we just talking about?

[A]

Can I set up. Can I set up the debate? The hip hop debate?

[D]

What are we talking about?

[A]

We got to get our list of topics together.

[D]

Okay. With old boy.

[A]

Damn, Cole. Oh, boy.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

Dunking the smoke on God.

[C]

Wow.

[A]

Yo, B Dot, I learned a different

[C]

dude 10 seconds ago.

[A]

I'm learning so much about B dot this month.

[D]

We've known each other for a long time.

[A]

I know, but we're getting. We're getting closer. We're. We're getting more connected. Like, you're a sneaker head. You love fatigue. And there's Ray Daniels smoke. There we go. Who we just had as a guest on our Patreon. If you are not subscribed, don't interrupt the Patreon subscription ad. If you are not subscribed to the Joe Button Patreon, now would be an amazing time to do so. Premium content over there.

[B]

That's true.

[A]

Very exclusive content over there. Yo, why you got your resting ish face? He ready for the whole. You ready to get to it, boy? Look at my boy Ish locked up, resting ish. Let's go. Two HOV shows. Three HOV shows. Three HOV shows.

[E]

What?

[C]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Bd, what's your problem with Ray Daniels?

[D]

I mean, he's not my brand of vodka, you know?

[B]

Okay. Never heard that before.

[A]

I've never heard from a man about another man. Good way to word it. Yeah.

[D]

Like, some of his opinions on rap are just kind of, like, asinine to me, and I just don't respect them.

[A]

Like, like what? Can name one.

[D]

He said, like, Lil Wayne has no songs that motivate anybody. He's talk, like, really blanketed.

[B]

That's crazy.

[A]

That's crazy.

[D]

Like, the guy made hustler music. How could you say that?

[A]

I think sometimes you have to say crazy shit on the Internet to cut through, and I think if anybody knows that, it's you.

[B]

Yeah, we've seen some of your lists.

[A]

Yeah, some of your lists. But I've done the. I've done the Matt Kami is rapper of the Year. Like, you will come out. You did have a good year. You come out with some controversial takes.

[D]

Sometimes my controversial takes are backed by evidence. I've done the research.

[A]

I've done research.

[B]

No, that's opinions.

[A]

Opinion based.

[D]

But I've done the homework.

[F]

It's opinion based.

[A]

It is opinion based.

[D]

But yes, my opinions are rooted in truth.

[A]

And you feel like his or not exactly.

[D]

Pretty much.

[A]

You feel like you're more hip hop than him. Me and bdot. You know what? I think we sharing. We look down on people. That's not really hip hop.

[D]

Like, look it down from the high. Retire that.

[A]

The people that didn't grow up in it bleed it. The people that didn't do it, I don't think we really respect them.

[D]

Like, that might be true. That might be true. But I don't want to come off,

[A]

like, unless you're a civilian. Like you're a civilian. I do want to set up the Ray Daniels B dot debate if I can at some point see whose Hip Hop card is really valid in 2026. Hip hop card should be updated, right? Like, you may have been cool 10 years ago with your hip hop knowledge, but let's see where it at today.

[C]

Who's your money on?

[A]

I got an all star cast here. Huh?

[C]

Who's your money on?

[A]

I gotta go B dot.

[D]

Thank you.

[A]

You ain't gonna split me up with B Dot. I gotta go B Dot.

[C]

Me too. What say you, B Dot?

[A]

Yeah, all day.

[C]

Trouble me till Ray get here.

[A]

Ms. Bradley. Put that on. Ms. Bradley.

[G]

I ain't gonna lie. Whatever y' all doing to my man, Mark made his handwriting completely different.

[B]

That's not Mark's handwriting.

[G]

Who handwriting is that?

[A]

BDOT did the board today.

[C]

I was gonna let you get through the whole bit, then I was gonna point out that.

[G]

So you let the new. Let the new come right there on the board. We don't do that.

[F]

I'm gonna pull.

[C]

No.

[A]

And he stepped in. Nine thirty.

[G]

Him and Anderson, he dead ass. Nice.

[D]

I'm trying to show initially that part of the MUK chain look kind of nice.

[A]

Hey, wait, hold up. Yo, you being so punctual has mona completely flabbergasted. 9:30?

[G]

Nigga, that's not even the time for us to come in.

[E]

We can't even get in here at 9:30.

[A]

Yeah, you can if you try. If you like, give some effort, I

[B]

think you can get it done.

[A]

Oh, we Got an all star cast lined up for you guys today. B step to ish, cuz Ish sat in B C. That's not what happened.

[F]

But it's cool.

[A]

B Dot came right in. Stepped the ish business cuz he sat in his seat. I didn't know but we let him live. He let him live. That's what he does. He let him live. You can do musical chance.

[G]

No division causing up here.

[E]

Please.

[G]

That new shit is out the window. No division, cuz that's it. Boy beat out his new shout out to he writing on the board.

[A]

It look good, you know what I mean? Now division is how I ching ching. The peace don't really ching ching, right. And I'm joking. I'm joking. I don't. I don't want to call. We got a really good show. Lot of Big Mona. Big Mona. How you doing?

[E]

I'm doing great.

[A]

You look good. You looking good. I don't know what you did last night.

[G]

My girl brought it back.

[E]

My own hair.

[F]

Light skin.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

No, you looking nice. Skin glowing.

[E]

Thank you.

[A]

Oh, man. Oh, man. Everybody's got a good skin skin regimen going on. Feeling really good about today. I am, for some strange reason. First of all, all praise due. Oh, I don't know why this cast is so hungry.

[B]

Ramadan's over.

[A]

Ramadan is over. So Mark's Mark And Mona has had an excuse. Damn.

[E]

To be immubaric. It's a holiday. But we're here. Exactly.

[C]

Working hard.

[A]

Even though you've been listening. You've been listening to some of these albums they've been dropping this month. Yeah. Oh, no. My barber said you're not supposed to do that on Ramadan.

[E]

Ooh.

[C]

I wouldn't listen.

[A]

My barber said you ain't supposed to listen to music. Music on Ramadan, Huh? You can listen to music on Ramadan. You may catch it.

[E]

Do you still listen to your barber's advice after? And alluded to a mistake you made?

[A]

Oh. Cause I'm bald. I see what he did there, Mark. All right, let's get this bad boy flipp it up.

[C]

What's good?

[A]

Yeah, bro.

[G]

Yo, what up, man? I'm here, man. Like, let's turn up, man. Me and my man B Dot. I see him owning the building. Got the Pradas on.

[E]

Yeah.

[G]

My ish got the. I don't know. Lakers. What the is that?

[A]

You always do some different.

[G]

Was that the Lakers?

[C]

Let me see.

[E]

Brand new, too.

[C]

All the sneaks is brand new. He throw them out after one use.

[G]

You order that online? So you can't buy that in the store.

[E]

Duh.

[G]

With the purple under it. You ordered it online. You put the colors. I know that. Nike.

[D]

Nah, this came like.

[G]

You too old to be doing that. You gotta do the colors. Like, they give you the option to put the colors.

[A]

That nigga went to the death site, tried to snatch a helicopter apart. He tried to grab some memorabilia.

[C]

That's crazy.

[A]

He's don't play about Kobe. He's don't play about Kobe.

[D]

He said you went to the.

[B]

That's crazy.

[A]

Luca got LeBron out there looking like Harold Mining.

[G]

I was seeing tweets like that. I don't know what happened.

[A]

That boy Luca got LeBron looking like Larry Hughes on the court. God damn. Anyway, all right, let me just start the show then. You guessed it.

[D]

Kind of vibe you want, Joe.

[C]

I remove your roots, let the sun shine in 38 weights enough to put 19 in.

[A]

Come on, man. What you thought the whole vengeance was coming to do today?

[C]

I'm not in the height. Trust me, I'm still street, you still up. And trust me, I'm still creep.

[A]

Big Jersey, anytime I'm in the building. Oh, New York City, Brooklyn. What up out there? Fathers, daughters, I'm a crook like you. I took like you.

[C]

I disobey the law throughout the book like you. How dare you look at jigger like a diamond with me n come and get me.

[A]

Always for the ladies. Always for the ladies coming in. Yes, sir. Whole Connecticut, whole Boston. What up?

[G]

Outstanding life.

[A]

Yes, we go

[C]

Intoxicate, man. You don't know why you do.

[G]

It's always too much.

[A]

Poor Mark, man. Hov came and ended all that Roots picnic hype that Mark was on.

[C]

What the fuck he did.

[A]

These Philadelphia people were so excited that HOV was coming over there with a live drummer in the grass. We gonna talk about it. We gonna ride by Uncle Bobby's bookstore. Barefoot, grounded. Yeah, maybe grab a cheese thing. That shit lasted for about nine hours. Shout out to the Bron, man. When big music and hip hop and sporting events come to the Bronx, I gotta give it to them. They don't rob that night. They don't. They don't even rob niggas that night. They let y' all come to the stadium, buy your memory your T shirts. And. I was there for this. I was there for this.

[G]

I was in Junior High School. 98.

[C]

98, man, this is where.

[A]

Boy, if I had a car, I needed a car, yo. I was still like a late teen. Like, I was struggling.

[G]

You was in the S.O.B.

[A]

right. Yo, he looked like a S.O.B. he was in the S.O.B

[G]

park.

[A]

Shout out to Swiss Beats musicality. The musicality is right back to him. Yeah, step the parks business

[G]

tattoo. Should they do.

[A]

Oh, man, I'm here for a good time. Not a long time. They thought, what's going on today? Shout out to my baby. I know you listening. I love you, baby. Whole Philadelphia, whole dmv. Good morning, North Carolina, South Carolina.

[C]

What up, what up, what up?

[G]

The worst time.

[C]

I wake up, hit my shoebox, I snatch out a few.

[A]

Yeah, I mean n. In the car

[C]

right now, ready to ride.

[A]

Put the bomb in my socks. Shout out to the dope boys out there. That's right. Come on, man. They thought I was here to play today. They thought I was here to play. I'll be in the Bronx, not Philadelphia. Y' all can have that Philadelphia roots picnic. I'm sure it's gonna be fun. Hey, bring your incense. Y' all gonna have a blast out there. Homie, that's rapping. Be the only one that how to do this, son. You ain't heard? I pushed the 6 when the 5 was out.

[C]

You can't fight me.

[A]

Oh, they lucky I ain't have a car, yo. Oh, man.

[C]

Cheer.

[E]

CL Cheer.

[A]

Yo, we got a great show lined up for you today, man. Grab your wine, grab your cigar, grab your joint.

[C]

We hustle out.

[A]

Whatever your place is. Shout out to you other podcasters out there, all the nine to five is entrepreneurs and all that customer serv. Everybody in Miami, everybody on vacation right now.

[C]

So we all for you, Houston.

[A]

What up, Memphis? What up?

[G]

We all five.

[A]

All right. Where was you at? Where was you at? Come on, give it to me. Give me a story. Give me a story. Where was you at when this was out? What was you doing? My boy Bricks things.

[G]

I had no business.

[A]

All right. Such ass. Come on, give it to me. Give it to me.

[G]

Hey.

[A]

The statute is over. The statute is over. Is it was 40 years ago. He still be holding on. You think his phone is tapped? He wanted them at 50. It's over, buddy.

[C]

When I see you.

[A]

Yo, they not watching you.

[E]

You doing right.

[D]

Tell him again.

[A]

Toss it to our criminality expert over here. Mona might brick on it right now.

[C]

My body can't trap my mind easily explain why we adapt the crown. I rather die enormous than live dormant. That's how we on it.

[G]

Laugh at the main event.

[C]

I better trip them now. We own it.

[A]

Shout out to Young Guru and Liny S and all the niggas lying about not having tickets to these the jacket Stadium shows. What a Crocker shit. Yeah. No, they doing the right thing. Nothing they could do to keep me out of Yankee Stadium. Ticket. No ticket. Gate no. Scalper. Yeah. Gate start. Oh. Poor young kids don't even know this was a club song when it dropped. They have no idea.

[C]

Personalities clashing Chrome meets chrome the coke price is up and down like this

[A]

Wall street home but this is worse

[G]

than the Dow Jones and Braids are now grown Chrome slip, you are now

[E]

gone now gone now gone, now gone yeah.

[A]

Microphone check. 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2. So glad y' all could be here with us right now. Let me get these. Drops out the. Shout out to all the parents out there listening. Shout out to all the kids out there listening Shout out to you college kids. Shout out to the fraternities. Not you at Iowa that was doing that naked in the basement. I'm not talking about y'. All.

[E]

What's that?

[A]

That was creepy. Who was that? And Flip and Mona. And B D. That's right. What episode is this?

[B]

913.

[A]

Welcome to episode 913 of the JOE Button Podcast. I'm your humble, grateful, gracious, extremely happy to be here with you guys. Host Joe Button here with some amazing people. We got an all star lineup lined up for you today. We got some premium content lined up for you guys today. Only two places to get well. Oh, whatever. To my right, Philly's finest. You know what I mean? Talked on these mics, started getting a life together.

[B]

Dick out on the T shirt.

[A]

I mean, breaking generational.

[G]

Wait, that's the naked baby, right, baby?

[B]

Dick out on the T shirt.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Okay. Park scared me. That is shout out to Nirvana, too. Come on. Philly's finest, Damona. Don't call her white girl. Big Mona's in the building. Mona, how you doing?

[E]

I'm doing great. I feel great.

[A]

Good. We absolutely love that. That next to her, another person from Philly somehow. Somehow, two of them in the same room. Our good brother, Dr. Mark Lamont Hill in the building with us. Mark, how you doing?

[C]

Great, man.

[A]

I'm good. Feeling good. Good. Absolutely love that. Next to him. Come on. Need no introduction. Mr. Wah Wah himself. Stop playing with him.

[C]

Mr.

[A]

Thousand Doors and up. Big Ish in the building. Ish is here with us today. Ish, how you feeling, my brother? Great, sir.

[F]

Yourself?

[A]

Good. Absolutely love that. Could not be better. God is good all of the time next to him. B that. Where you from? Long Island.

[D]

South Jamaica.

[A]

Queen. Yeah.

[G]

Let's go from there.

[A]

Yeah, come on. Make no Mistake about it, you might have seen him before, but he ain't with Elliot no more. Ventured out on his own radar. Ware sent Elliot off to fucking LA somewhere. While he stayed in the depths of South Jamaica. Queens. Make some noise. Yo, Big B Dot is in the building. Yo, yo, yo.

[D]

What's going on, Joe?

[A]

Nothing much, man. How you feeling?

[D]

Feeling great. Happy to be here, man.

[A]

Good. Absolutely love that. Come on, man. Next to him, more Queens.

[G]

North side this time. Hey,

[A]

Queens, get the money, huh? Wherever is he from? Make some noise. Queens. Flip in the building. Flip. How you doing, man?

[G]

What's up? I'm chilling, man. I'm happy to be here. I see everybody in the building, all star cast and you know, I see how this goes, man. I'm on this neck ish.

[A]

Why? What is dead?

[G]

He just tried to be too cool.

[A]

Yeah, I don't like that.

[G]

Good day, sir. Like, relax, relax.

[A]

I am relaxed.

[G]

I'd be a little more relaxed when I'm up here.

[A]

All right.

[G]

I got all that with B. We like him, but we got him. We got him.

[C]

You just got to get used to that.

[A]

Oh, they go try. Okay. Oh, they going to try to spin on B Dot.

[G]

He been terrorizing some up here. I heard N. We got him though. I got you. I don't know too much about music, so you may. I'mma talk to Piggoy. I'm good.

[B]

I'll hold you down, bro.

[G]

Okay, thank you.

[A]

Next to Flip, Elmyra's finest, big park.

[B]

Let's keep it rolling with queens too. Like Elmyra, too, but also Queens.

[A]

Cuz there's a lot of queen on this side.

[B]

Lot of queens on this side.

[A]

A lot of queens on this side.

[G]

Angel Queens too.

[A]

Another. Another queen you love. Philly Snatcher. Change. Hey, he been begging to hold it. Go ahead. Hold on to it and pause. That's what I call a chain reaction. It's a good thing we open a lot of queens here. You Philly act right. You Newark act right. Yeah, yeah. It was coming.

[B]

We did a lot.

[A]

We deserve it. Yeah, she's right. She's right this time. Let's pop this. You want to?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

All right. Ian is here. Corey is here. White Po is here. Rem is here.

[B]

Huh?

[A]

Big rim. More queens. More queens by way of Patterson.

[F]

What?

[A]

Erickson is here. Tanner and Savon are here by remote. Last but certainly not least, each and every one of you very important people are there. Are here. Don't forget, this episode is brought to you by Fueled by and Powered by Prize Picks. If you don't have the app. Pull out your phone right now. What are you doing? What are you waiting for out there? All right, ladies and gentlemen, where would you like to begin? Come on, you know. Come on.

[B]

We know where we starting, man.

[G]

Come on.

[B]

The whole vengers unite, man.

[C]

Come on, man.

[D]

It's our time.

[A]

When will we shed the title of Oven Jersey? Not today.

[C]

Never.

[B]

Maybe one day, but not today.

[A]

All right, we got back to back shows. The 25th and 30th anniversaries of reasonable Doubt and Blueprint happening in the Bronx. Yankee Stadium. I could already hear what they were saying to the doj, the Ticketmaster. Okay, yo, I hear it. I hear. I heard it from my living room. Some of the stuff that was said to the DOJ to get this thing moving. Boy, that case got closed fast.

[B]

Next month. Worry about that next month.

[A]

DOJ must love Blueprint. So I'm very excited about this, as I know you guys are as well. Talk to me. What's the feeling? I think we're getting a project, but I don't want to put the cart before the whole horse.

[F]

I think so too.

[A]

We get a project.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I'm not sure we are, but either way, I'm excited. If we don't get nothing but Reasonable Doubt on day one and Blueprint on day two is worth it.

[A]

What do you guys think about that strategy? That's where I'm torn a bit. I thought that he would be doing a show Friday and then doing the same show Saturday when the news first broke. But then I read All Reasonable Doubt Friday.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

All Blueprint Saturday day, which I'm not

[B]

going to lie, I love it, but I hate it. Cuz that's two tickets. Yeah, they got to beg, borrow are saving up, man.

[D]

That's true.

[C]

I'm definitely going to both go to both.

[E]

You can't not go to both.

[D]

You got to go to both.

[E]

Is it possible?

[G]

What you mean?

[E]

If you're blessed enough to be able to go to both, you have to go to both. You cannot go to one.

[A]

A lot of people ain't going to be blessed enough.

[B]

Yeah, it's going to be. That's going to require some blessings.

[A]

I can give you the list of people that will be there both nights. Young guru, he's working Lenny S Tata Rugs could be there. I could give you the list of people that's definitely going to be there two nights.

[B]

Joe Button.

[C]

Joe Button, for sure.

[D]

Absolutely.

[C]

The tickets gonna be a Griff. Yes.

[A]

Well, I put in our group chat when we were talking about it.

[B]

I'm just preempt this.

[A]

I put in our group chat. I didn't. You were there. I put in there. Don't y' all try it on that Friday show. Yeah, and they left that text sitting right in the group chat. They didn't put a heart. They didn't do. They left that. Y' all would. Y' all would do that. Y' all would leave like straight after work and go to Yankee Stadium.

[B]

That's on the way home for me.

[D]

Likewise.

[A]

Are you crazy?

[G]

Are y' all out there do that?

[F]

Come on.

[A]

Be a long work day that day too.

[C]

That is.

[G]

You be doing too. When.

[C]

When it's hot over there.

[G]

Something got to do. The day is extra long.

[B]

I think we.

[A]

I think.

[B]

I think we could do a Thursday that week. Maybe a Wednesday.

[F]

I do it on purpose. Hey, yo, y' all ain't hear about the vegetable farmers, yo, what are y'

[A]

all hear about the astronauts?

[F]

I heard they got stuck over there in Pluto.

[C]

Talk about it for an hour.

[G]

Mona, it be hot outside. Wait till we do it by himself.

[E]

Cuz I didn't spend no summer days here.

[G]

Wait till it's hot on a Friday. This is what he'll do. He'll look at the weather like this. He go outside. Outside, come in. Yo, it's gonna be a long day. Yeah, he did it to us last week.

[C]

It was 80.

[A]

Mona. On a nice, nice day. Or when it's too. Or when it's too lit outside, they come to work and cruise like d' Angelo boy. They come to work, don't have a thought, an opinion, a topic. They just sit here and look at me and be like, so, yeah, let's. Don't worry if I'll find something.

[C]

Don't believe that.

[G]

Okay, but come on. I am not for that day.

[A]

Y'. All. Y' all could go. If y'. All. If y'.

[E]

All.

[A]

You go choose to go Trivia. I. I am not.

[E]

It makes the most sense. Us go as a unit like we

[C]

did with Kendrick last year.

[E]

Yeah, yeah, but you. You supply the tickets and we go.

[C]

That makes sense.

[E]

I'm just saying as far as who in here got the budget. If I had the budget, I would take all y'.

[G]

All.

[E]

I don't have it.

[C]

None of us do that.

[E]

He has it. He has plenty of of it. He could just be gonna go together. We got so much to talk about the next couple pies. Because so much happened.

[C]

Experience, team building. I like how you.

[E]

You know what I mean? It's like this thing happened we could talk about it.

[F]

Content purposes.

[A]

I was just gonna say content. I maybe am not as blessed as you guys. So I have to pick between which night I would like to go. Bullshit. Sorry. So, as I was torn when this announcement dropped again, I didn't. I said, told you I wasn't going to the Roots Picnic, which is crazy. And when this announcement came out, I was so torn that I had to make this decision. But the more I thought about it, I can't lie to any of y'. All. It wasn't a very tough decision for me, really neither. It was a very easy. And the more and more I thought about just became clear as day.

[B]

Roots Picnic.

[C]

That's the actual rap.

[A]

Listen, I wanted you to arrive at Joe. Cause I was there, so I was there in 96 when reasonable dial dropped. I know what it felt like. It felt like, see how B Dot is dressed? It felt like Kendall Manson. Yeah, it was still. We were still getting out of the mobb deep world way of dressing. Yeah, it was Tim's. It was drugs. It was hustler dope, boy. We were still jumping when Reasonable Doubt was out, like, that's what was going on. By the time Blueprint dropped, I had a little more clarity. I had a car. Nice car, too, when I drove by Crowns, you know what I mean?

[G]

Yeah.

[A]

I had goals, I had music. It was a. I had bitches. Like, it was a different ambiance.

[B]

I agree with all that.

[A]

So, so, so, so. I'm not gonna lie. Reasonable Doubt, for all of his glory. I'm not leaving my house at 45 with that on to hear 22 twos in Yankee Stadium. Sorry, buddy.

[E]

Sorry.

[A]

Throw on some Blueprint.

[D]

I think that's the setting where you have to put your on. You know what I mean?

[A]

Facts, man. Please. You could take that to Urban Plaza, dog. Nah. Let me know. When Hova said sobs, I was. I don't want to hear Feeling it in the Bronx.

[D]

Why not?

[A]

If I. I don't want to hear these records in the Bronx for a night. I don't want to hear that's gonna get you beat up in the Bronx by them, the Puerto Rican gang out there. I'm not doing. I'm not playing with them. I respect them niggas, the Mieta. Whatever. Them niggas.

[D]

For context, do you remember when. Do you remember when Jay Z performed Reasonable Doubt at Radio City? At Radio City, and he brought out the GS300 on stage, and it was a moment like, you don't want to relive that or not experience it.

[A]

It's about growing credibility.

[G]

B. Dot like when Blueprint came out, niggas had more of a vision and understanding. Like, I was too young with Reasonable Doubt. Nigga, I was in N when Blueprint came out.

[A]

Waving them n girl songs on there.

[B]

There's all girl songs.

[D]

Ain't no was a girl song.

[B]

Girl song out of Reasonable Doubt.

[C]

There's a couple girl songs on Blue Song on. On Blueprint.

[A]

See, ain't no. I might put the Do Effects alb right after. Shut the. I don't want to. I don't want to hear the. If you're asking me to choose. Which again, he did.

[B]

He's not.

[A]

I never had. He's not asking you to choose. Yes, he is asking me to choose.

[B]

He's not asking you to choose.

[A]

He don't think I'm coming.

[B]

He read the article.

[A]

Shut up.

[C]

Right, Exactly. But I think if you gotta excuse me to be that. I'm saying if you gotta choose. First of all, they're both amazing concerts. I'm sure I've seen both them perform live before, especially Reasonable doubt on the 10th anniversary. It's an amazing show, but it ain't nothing like the Blueprint show. Blueprint to me, just is a better album to be performed live. If I had to choose. That's all I'm saying. If I had to, I'm going to both. And I think they dope. But if I had to choose, it's not. I hate agreeing with you on this, but it is not a close contest.

[A]

No contest.

[D]

I think the possibility of him performing Dead Presidents one is as a moment for sure.

[C]

Is Foxy gonna do that?

[D]

Is Foxy Brown gonna come out for eight? No, we haven't seen her in, like, almost.

[C]

No, she's not.

[F]

No, she's not.

[B]

No, she might.

[A]

She might.

[D]

We haven't seen it.

[C]

The ear stuff. She's not. She's not gonna do live show.

[A]

She performs a little bit.

[G]

Okay.

[E]

He gonna probably bring her.

[G]

Lola Brooke.

[E]

Yeah. The rap, the verse.

[C]

I love to see Foxy Sauce Money.

[D]

Is sauce gonna come out? Like, there's a lot of, like, subplots when it comes comes to scene.

[A]

Nothing you saying is getting me. Give me some more.

[C]

Ever heard you might get Sauce Money, and I love Sauce Money. I'm just saying, like, it ain't the blueprint.

[A]

Live.

[C]

I'm talking about live. I'm only talking about live.

[A]

I'm not comparing Dog Song Cry and Yankee Stadium. Like, there's songs on Blueprint that.

[B]

You're not lying.

[A]

These Songs in this atmosphere is going to be a. That's the vibe I'm looking for. I'm not trying to on Reasonable Doubt. I'm not. But that's the that, that vibe.

[D]

But do you think he does take over?

[C]

I don't think he does take over. He can't do Takeover.

[D]

He has to.

[B]

He's doing Takeover.

[F]

Why can't he?

[E]

Why? Why can't he?

[G]

He might just switch the name.

[C]

He might just switch.

[A]

Takeover is happening in Yankee Stadium in the Bronx. He'll modify the words maybe for dead

[C]

Prodigy or for his homie Nas.

[F]

Both.

[C]

Then. What does the song sound like?

[A]

Rest in peace, Prodigy.

[D]

I think as a side of the

[F]

distance, I think it's just a great. And you talk about one of the best to ever do it. So I think whatever he replaces those words with will be some more fire.

[E]

How can you not be right?

[B]

He's doing Takeover.

[F]

He's the one.

[C]

I hate that y' all might be right. I hope he does it. I, I. It's just like I don't like Nas doing either anymore, you know, I mean, it's the same thing.

[D]

Still performs no best leave to this day.

[E]

Why wouldn't he?

[B]

I don't know if that ever got cleared up.

[A]

So, yeah, that's a little different.

[D]

I'm just saying, saying easy.

[A]

He's dead.

[D]

Dr. Dre and ice cube of BFFs Jay Z could perform Takeover. I think, like I said, outside of it just being a diss record, it's just a good song.

[C]

I love Takeover. I would love to hear live. I just, I don't know.

[A]

Rihanna ain't coming down to nothing on Reasonable Doubt. Like, I'm starting, I'm starting to think, yes, she is.

[D]

Is that man coming out for Renegade?

[E]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Maybe he might.

[C]

I wish that might Blueprint is gonna go crazy.

[A]

That might be.

[C]

Remember when they did the show Yankee

[D]

Stadium a few years ago? 16 years ago.

[F]

It was crazy.

[C]

Was it 16?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah, I was there. Yeah, it sure was.

[F]

I, I, I would take the Blueprint side too, but not for the reasons

[A]

that, like, if you go to the reasonable down show, like, you just going home afterwards. You ain't feeling like that hitting the. You ain't feeling like the afteries after that.

[F]

Them might build a shark bar.

[D]

The is you cr.

[G]

New York City was different.

[A]

Blueprint.

[C]

What are you talking about?

[A]

Come out. You don't know in Yankee Stadium, I think.

[F]

Listen, you was 15 opinions.

[A]

Who was 15? One reasonable.

[F]

That was up. That's one.

[B]

Yeah, he was probably 16.

[F]

No, that's what it is. I'm not trying to be funny. You was 15. So you don't feel it the same.

[B]

That's what you feel.

[A]

No, no, no, no. Let's not do that.

[E]

He's a little kid.

[A]

I know what reasonable doubt is, but when it comes to Yankee Stadium at 45 years old, I'll be there Saturday night.

[B]

Blueprint's a bigger show. I, I, I completely. But I think they're both going to

[C]

be, they both going to be crazy.

[D]

But you have to go to both for the fact that Jay Z doesn't have too many of these shows left. Like I think this is going to be the last one.

[F]

Right?

[D]

We're not going to see any more reasonable doubt shows after this or any more blueprint shows.

[B]

I don't know if I'd say that,

[C]

but I hope we do 20 50th.

[D]

Come on.

[E]

That's why we got you up here. Good job.

[C]

How much are these tickets going to cost for good seats?

[A]

I would have said a lot. We don't know.

[D]

They're not available yet.

[C]

But that's what I'm asking to get. Guess what's your guest to me a

[D]

lot at the lowest, probably like maybe

[C]

300 and high end. Excuse me?

[B]

At the lowest for the good seats

[F]

or you something bad you saying at the lowest tier?

[A]

Yeah, I agree.

[C]

300 on the low end. How much on the high?

[B]

500.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

High end.

[C]

2000 1500.

[F]

I would say that 2500, dog.

[A]

I seen $4000 cardi tickets.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Bad bunny was 3k plus Yankee Stadium.

[E]

Catch that on Tik Tok.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

People be making choices.

[E]

That whole show on Tik Tok. Put that on the projection.

[D]

Put that in a pouch.

[A]

Jill Scott.

[F]

Four grand.

[A]

I, I saw $4,000 cardi tickets.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Damn.

[F]

All about yo we in that.

[A]

That's where live shows. That's where we are. That's the times. It shouldn't shock anybody. Oh anytime we start talking like that

[E]

luxury to be able to go see a live show.

[C]

So it is.

[B]

I hope that they do something to squ the bots cuz that's really who

[A]

we be battling with.

[C]

That's how they end up being $4,000 seats. It's that secondary market. You end up cuz hov it's going to be $10,000 to be close to the stage.

[A]

Easy, easy.

[E]

You know what I was wondering? This might be a stupid question, but I've never been to Yankee Stadium with the roots is like with how they do the seating.

[A]

It's going to be very different than the Roots Picnic.

[F]

No.

[A]

People walking around, ignore this.

[G]

They have.

[E]

They haven't dropped the location yet anyway. Right before the Roots. Or they did.

[C]

No, it's up at the plant, wherever

[A]

it is in Philadelphia. It's gonna be very different.

[E]

I didn't ask that, Mr. Button.

[A]

There'll be vending machines and food trucks.

[C]

And for those out there listening to this here, don't listen to Joe's bullshit, that these shows are gonna be just wiping down the Roots Picnic. Show one, the Roots Picnic right now is gonna be amazing. Cause not only is Jay Z coming, but we got Erykah Badu on day two. We got Brandi, we got Kehlani, we got Ti, we got Wale.

[E]

Goddamn Kaylani song. And you talking. That's your girl there. What's that? What's that song he played every day?

[C]

Folded every remix, every version of Folding.

[E]

The slow version, the club version. I said, God damn, we get it.

[A]

Jermaine, the pr.

[B]

This is.

[E]

Come on, That's a great show. Instance and all.

[C]

And even on the HOV tip, remember, he's just doing those two albums. And in Philly, he can play whatever he wants.

[D]

He's playing the hits.

[C]

You got the Roots there. You're gonna get all the hits. You're gonna have state property there.

[E]

Come on.

[A]

All right. Dynasty is sauce money coming.

[E]

Dynasty album.

[C]

In fact, he is.

[A]

I'm talking shit. But I do think stuff on the Dynasty album.

[E]

Yeah, yeah. I'm a shit.

[G]

I'm a loser.

[A]

I'm talking shit. But I do think that all of the shows are gonna be great. And I'm talking shit. But I probably will be at both nights. I'll be dressed differently. Friday, though. Friday, I'll be going on me with the fur.

[B]

The fur.

[A]

Y' all try it and have a gun. I'm going to kill you.

[D]

But I'll be remiss. I'll be. I'll be remiss not to think about,

[A]

like, Clark Blow would love this autograph hug. You drop mute up while we killing. We killing people.

[E]

Sorry.

[A]

We threatening people. Try that spinning on you all that.

[E]

That's.

[A]

I don't even know the gun sounds no more.

[E]

Can you take a selfie?

[A]

Back in my day, it was just blocker. Now that. That shit's different now anyway. Go ahead.

[C]

I'm sorry.

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

No, I'm just thinking about the people, the producers that participate on the album that just aren't here to witness it. Like Earth and Clark K. And also think about, like, Dame. Like He's. This should be a celebratory moment for him as well. And it's like you're not even going to be participating in this.

[A]

Yeah, but Dame just signed his deal with BET plus, right? Yeah.

[F]

Yo, he'll wake the building up if

[A]

he bought Dame up.

[C]

Partnership.

[D]

I don't think that's going to happen.

[F]

I don't think so either, but the building will go crazy.

[E]

Yeah, I like what you said. It's up. You're not going to be a part of it. You got some beats that ain't compared. Running around with, oh, here y' all be faking.

[D]

Yeah.

[G]

So, I mean, if. If a. If a look like it's different from him, you know, you want to.

[A]

I don't want to see Dame if I come out to nt.

[G]

You want to be able to praise him if you got BET Plus.

[E]

No worries. Excuse me.

[G]

If you got a BET joint, just praise the Dame man that he's not.

[C]

You know, it's a partnership, too. He was saying.

[G]

I saw him in the background with the white girl. You know what I'm saying?

[C]

Nikki Licky. You talk about Nicky Licky? Yeah, his new artist.

[D]

Oh, man.

[A]

Yeah. Shout Child today.

[G]

That's my og.

[E]

I apologize.

[A]

I ain't going to hold you. The police are going to have the Bronx blocked off from Dame's vehicle.

[G]

You think so?

[E]

Yes.

[A]

He won't. The Cross Bronx, none of that.

[E]

They got pictures in the back. Not to let this in.

[A]

Yeah, for sure. Actually, now I'm think, yeah, he might not even be loud in Riverdale that night.

[G]

Do you think that is, too. He went too far for them to ever reconcile.

[A]

Reconcile? It's over for that.

[G]

Yeah. You think so?

[A]

It's done, buddy. You're done. It's over. It's done.

[B]

Him and.

[A]

Yeah, Rap City.

[E]

Yeah, it was. It was done at a point. And that did ten more things.

[A]

Right?

[E]

You feel me? It been done, but now it's like, oh, it's like, you know, I mean, he buried it.

[D]

The whole thing is just a testament to Jay's greatness and, like, the reverence people have for his catalog and him as a rapper. I was thinking about, like, other rappers need to start doing shit like this. Like Nas. It's your move. Illmatic is 30 this year.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Still Matic is 25. Like, do something.

[C]

I'm gonna make it. I mean, look, be clear. Love Nas. It's my brother. Illmatic is my favorite album. It's in my top three albums of all time. Of any across genres. It's Another album that I've heard it live at the 10th, the 20th. It's not the album you want to hear live in the stadium.

[D]

Well, it was written. We never seen that.

[C]

No, it was written. I'm talking about Illmatic.

[D]

Oh, Illmatic.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

Well I don't think Nas could do a stadium Stadium.

[A]

Are girls with me?

[D]

Are girls like Nas?

[C]

One time for your mind.

[F]

I don't know. I think, I think Ill. Illmatic hit.

[B]

He's toured it.

[F]

He's toured.

[D]

He's to.

[F]

Yeah, yeah, he's done this anniversary edition.

[B]

Yeah, he's done that. I that with the orchestra. All types of.

[D]

Cuz.

[C]

Cuz orchestra.

[F]

Doubt ain't the most. Most girl friendly album at all.

[C]

Which one?

[F]

Reasonable.

[C]

That's why I take Blueprint for the live show.

[F]

It ain't the most girl friendly album, I think.

[A]

Yeah, but you speak about the reverence people have for HOV in his catalog. Right. But I, I take it when I saw that flyer and saw 25 years on one side and 30 years on the other side, I took it as a win for hip hop. Yeah, for sure.

[B]

You got to.

[A]

It is. It is 30 fucking years. I felt the same when Wu Tang went on tour with all them niggas and Solar. I felt the same when Preem and Alchemist go out like. Like there's some of these, some of these acts that are able to tour and, and sell out this deep into their career. It's amazing. With some of the best breath control in the world. He about to go out there with the best breath control you ever seen it.

[E]

There was time people said rap wouldn't even like it would. You know, it was a fizzle out

[B]

and there was the whole eras of we don't want to hear no 40 year old, 30 year old at one point, let alone 50 year old rapper.

[A]

Like we're in such a weird. Yeah, that's a good point. We're in a much cooler era than when he had to come out and say 40s, the new 30 or whatever that was.

[C]

What are some other albums you looking forward to seeing the anniversary for. For live shows?

[A]

I'm talking about.

[D]

So like, like I said, it was written would be nice. Stillmatic is 25 this year. That would be great. I think that's about it right now. No, Drake's take care is 15 this year.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Out.

[C]

Okay. That'll be dope.

[G]

Ross.

[C]

Ross would be dope.

[A]

Well, Ross is. Is doing the live orchestra thing. Yeah, that's dope. We saw Jeezy do live orchestra thing

[D]

she's actually going back to the residency this summer.

[A]

I think I'll be there. Yeah, yeah, that was. I'll be there. But I mean, some of those albums, I feel like you got to have one of those. You got to be a rapper with a Thriller. Jeezy has that, Ross has that, Nas has that. Wuang.

[C]

I want the 30th anniversary at Aliens because that's 96.

[B]

Outcast would.

[C]

Outcast would.

[A]

I wish, man. They would only text. Feel like they got to text each other for that. Just naming impossible.

[C]

I want to see TI.

[A]

TI Is another one. I had to talk with TI the other day. Shout out to him. Oh, yeah, yeah, he name dropped you

[D]

on a song, did he?

[A]

Yeah, a few days ago, so. Well, a few days ago, I saw the blog people out there, hey, may know, this is Joe Button. And I saw TI Dis is Joe Button. But I don't pay that shit no mind. Because these blog kids, they not really hip hop people. They don't know lyricism. They don't know what's going on. But Maino called me to say, yo, dawg, of course that couldn't be furthest from the truth. I'm like, you ain't got to call me with this shit. But he was so excited. Cause he felt like he was rapping better. And he like bumped into a double entendre by mistake with his little budding academics thing. So he was hyped. I was rooting for him on the show. Like, hey, you're killing it, man. But I appreciated the call. And then two days later, TI with the same type of call, like, yo, dawg, please, please. I just got respect for you. Wanted to reach out to you, let you know that that was a crock of shit. And I was like, yeah, I gotta do that, man.

[C]

I was mad as shit, man. Cause I was looking forward to the diss. Like, not just to like. So we had something to talk about. Cause it had like, was like, TI Dis is Joe. But. And I listened to it. I was like, nah.

[F]

He said, but like, not even close.

[A]

I'm telling you, I'm respected everywhere. Except here in the shade room. Everywhere else.

[E]

I don't know who get shade in the shade room.

[A]

Disgusting.

[F]

No, it wasn't even remotely close.

[A]

It was just like, yo, these trying to sell newspapers. Yes. And we have to remember that. That that's what it is. But I like that there's a brotherhood, like off the Internet that kind of speaks and like, camaraderie. Yeah, yeah, that's nice to Have.

[C]

What else do we want to jump into? This versus the announced versus Tyrese versus Tank.

[B]

Announcements. Announcements. Yeah. I'm game.

[A]

I'm hyped.

[C]

It was a big one.

[A]

I'm absolutely hyped.

[D]

Do they have 20?

[A]

Does who have 20?

[D]

Tank and Tyrese.

[C]

Who do you think? Don't. Which one do you have?

[D]

20 records that Casual people know.

[A]

No, I don't think they have casual.

[C]

Maybe not casual.

[B]

Maybe not casual.

[C]

There's been plenty of good verses.

[A]

Tank can play 20 records that people know. He's a writer.

[G]

Yeah.

[D]

Oh, I'm just talking about.

[B]

That's the part where people were getting disrespectful on the Internet.

[C]

That's what Tank is going to might just. If he starts doing songs where he either wrote or did, like, same background.

[A]

If he start playing records that he played that he was background on, it's going to be a tough time.

[E]

Tyrese is a good show, though.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

But Tyrese got some monsters.

[B]

They're both actually very entertaining.

[E]

Yeah. But Cyrus is kind of.

[F]

You just want me over.

[A]

Yeah.

[F]

You want me over with the writing.

[D]

I wasn't thinking about that.

[F]

It's a cheat code.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah.

[F]

If he started and the could still really sing, sing, sing at a high clip. So if he starts singing some that he wrote that you didn't know he wrote and it hit, it's gonna be like, all right.

[C]

That's what.

[A]

And it's gonna be like, all right. Post 2016, tank has a lot more. More recognizable records than Tyrese.

[D]

That's true.

[A]

So if he could just avoid the blitz that's coming with signs of lovemaking. Sweet lady lately fucking. What's the other one I love? How you gonna act like that? Like, if he can avoid the blitz of those six, seven, Tyrese huge radio records and get this thing into the 11th round. Respectable.

[F]

Tyrese gonna put Bring Optimus prime out

[A]

that he called Go home.

[F]

Stop making songs like.

[A]

Yeah, well, no. And what I love about this is there may be some tension still between these two former bandmates. Well, still bandmates because we are getting the TGT album. They did piece it up, but so. So what? We pieced it up.

[E]

That don't mean nothing.

[A]

It don't mean a goddamn thing. I could still feel like you was moving a little way when we was be beefing and vice versa.

[E]

That's what I said when I thought about Tyrese being entertaining, stuff like that. Because he's crazy. So it's like, if there's any beef, if anybody's going to show It a little bit. It's Tyrese. Like, you gonna tell that Tyree, if Tyrese really fuck with him or if they got a problem with each other,

[A]

just avoid the blitz. Take the L on. Signs of lovemaking, yo. Yeah, just take the L on. Lately. Just throw some bullshit out there. Hey, wait for Tyrese to play his uptempo songs and fucking start killing them. Yeah, wait. Yeah, wait till some of that start happening.

[B]

He might got something to swing back with with the written records. I gotta go back and look at some of the. Because he did some Aaliyah records, and.

[A]

Yeah, all that black ground. Aaliyah come over.

[D]

Yeah, it'll be weird to hear Tank sing, like. Oh. By Omarion, like.

[A]

Well, I mean, he wrote it, but he wrote it. He.

[F]

I think he'll get it.

[A]

Because that record's coming on.

[F]

He gonna modify it. He ain't gonna sing it in the Omarion, you know what I mean?

[A]

That old record is coming on.

[D]

Yeah, for sure.

[A]

And. But if you love R B, though, this is just great. Yeah, this is just great. And listen, my hot take, as I love both of these brothers, I absolutely love both of these gentlemen, but I think there's a name that both of them kind of ran from, which is Joe. Oh, yeah, really?

[F]

For good reason.

[E]

No, Joe.

[A]

Yeah, for good reason, at least.

[D]

Yeah, I don't know about that.

[C]

You think they running from Joe?

[F]

Joe what?

[C]

Skates on. Nah, we can't really.

[F]

What's your best. What's your best Nike track shoes on.

[E]

Gotta look this shit up.

[D]

I'm about to do my Googles on that one.

[C]

I'm not taking nothing away from Joe.

[D]

It's crazy.

[C]

Listen, what I'm saying. Listen, I'm not taking nothing away from Joe. I feel you on that. I'm just saying, if I wanted to do a versus and fill a stadium or fill an arena or whatever and get the attention, I think Tyrese Tank just. I think it's more a money thing than. No, no, no.

[F]

From an economic standpoint, I agree with

[C]

you, but Joe, you shouldn't sleep on Joe.

[F]

From a music standpoint.

[G]

Standpoint.

[D]

Does he have, like, 20 bangers?

[F]

Pull a mop out?

[A]

No.

[E]

They might be running from jail. They might be running from jail.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

B dot be. Dot Be that. I just gotta tell you something. Joe is from the hood. Oh, so they. They got. They got some hometown cooking going on.

[A]

Got it.

[D]

The fight is fixed.

[F]

You could take the gumbo out of this, my nigga. That boy is a monster.

[A]

Oh, wait, you think we saying this because we from New Jersey.

[E]

I'm saying it too.

[C]

I think Joe. I think Joe is a beast, and I think Joe is great. But if I was putting. Again, if I'm putting the verses together together, and I had to pick two of them.

[A]

We not talking about that mark.

[F]

We talking about the talent and the.

[C]

All right, take. Take that off the table. If you talk about talent, I think Tank is a better technical singer than both of them.

[A]

All right. He's not listening.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I don't know. He doing the mark.

[G]

Doing the mark.

[A]

What is he doing?

[C]

And you doing the issue now. Let me finish my sentence.

[A]

Go ahead.

[C]

Do you. I'm saying a versus about the live performance. And so I'm saying in terms of getting. Joe won't get. I'm saying that Tank would also defeat Joe in a versus to me, because he would sound better live. Just like you. Just like Mona was saying, Tyrese will put on a better show and work the crowd. I'm. I'm saying Tank. Joe got the hits. I'm not taking nothing away from him. I'm saying live. And the versatility.

[A]

You are disrespecting Joe Thomas.

[C]

He is like.

[A]

You sound like somebody that don't take something.

[C]

Cause you told me to take it off the economics. I also think he sings better.

[F]

And I'm telling you that the songs that this boy has in his catalog is gonna get. And I love Tank and I love Tyrese. Joe's getting them niggas the fuck outta here.

[C]

And that's. And I don't think so. I think it's a good fight, But I think. I think. I think Joe gets Tyrese outta here. I don't think Joe gets Tank outta here' cause of the live performance.

[E]

I'm not looking. Don't Joe got more than what you thought?

[A]

I think both of them would admit to it.

[F]

And I think Tyrese is a better fight for Than.

[A]

Than. Than Tank.

[D]

He got a good six. Six hits. Maybe seven are possible.

[C]

Maybe.

[G]

I mean, I want to know.

[D]

I want to know.

[G]

Stutter.

[C]

All the things.

[D]

Stutter Remix.

[C]

I mean, he go there and just say morena.

[A]

I mean, you count that as a more than that. Love scene. All the things your man won't do. Good girls, all the uptempo records. Ride with you. Stutter. Where you at? Like, stop. What? What? I'm not doing this.

[D]

These are monsters.

[G]

Mariah Carey.

[B]

Yeah, the Mariah Carey record.

[C]

I'm not taking nothing away from Joe, bro.

[D]

No, he got records.

[A]

But who do y' all think when. Let's get it back to Tank in Genuine. We're getting all over the place here. And part partly.

[B]

I got Tank, man.

[A]

You got Tank?

[B]

I got Tank.

[F]

Well, now that you bought the writing bag in.

[A]

I got Tank too.

[D]

I go Tank.

[A]

I got Tank too.

[B]

I think Tyrese is gonna be more entertaining. Entertaining, though. Although Take is also very funny and entertaining as well.

[C]

He is. And I think Tank is gonna do

[F]

some funny, amazing stuff.

[E]

Yeah, Tyrese gonna make you laugh.

[C]

It's gonna be great time.

[E]

He's gonna go viral is what Tyrese gonna do.

[A]

I'm hearing it. All three of them were supposed to do this, Genuine included.

[B]

Oh, really? I would be surprised if they bring him up now.

[A]

Genuine was where my entertainment was coming in.

[C]

That genuine would be entertainment.

[B]

Especially if you're dancing.

[D]

Who gets custody of Genuine?

[B]

Custody's crazy.

[A]

Wow.

[C]

He watches the show too.

[A]

It's probably Tank.

[D]

Tank.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Cuz it was both of them mad at Tyrese. Damn.

[G]

You think that Tank gonna perform take you down? He wrote that for Chris says, ooh,

[C]

see, I don't like that.

[A]

Why?

[B]

That's like.

[C]

I want to hear it. I'm just saying that's how verses started. I know, but I don't know.

[A]

Tank wrote take you down. Did it?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Sorry, Tyrese. Yeah, the Tank wrote take you down, and I think it's a couple. Listen, I'm saying this without pulling up the credits. Yeah, yeah. Tyrese in Fortnite, and this is happening March 26th. This is like in a week. It's next week. Oh, yeah, yeah, Next Thursday. That's nice, man. If they, like. If that was in New York, that's something I would go to.

[F]

Thousand percent.

[C]

Yeah, I would.

[F]

Thousand percent.

[A]

I would go to that. That's going to be a good.

[D]

Where is it?

[F]

La?

[A]

I don't know, but I'm.

[C]

I'm think probably. He said it wasn't. Damn, take you down.

[A]

This is news to me.

[C]

I didn't.

[F]

But in Tank's voice, cuz he gonna deliver it.

[B]

He wrote lately by John B.

[G]

They said he wrote a song by Ella May. Ready?

[C]

This what I'm saying. Tank is a tough out for anybody.

[F]

Tank up.

[G]

Yeah.

[D]

Pardon me.

[B]

T. Marquis Houston Naked. Yeah.

[A]

Oh, he wrote naked?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Y. Y' all still think. Y' all still think joking him out.

[A]

Yeah, not with the writing.

[F]

I mean, the writing.

[D]

Tink wrote take you down.

[E]

Yeah. He didn't. Yeah.

[D]

I'm doing my Googles.

[A]

You sure? Yeah, yeah.

[E]

He didn't. I was just. I was like, see?

[A]

Flip, get out of here.

[E]

So I Flipping to the new guy.

[G]

You feel me?

[A]

No.

[D]

1 for the new guy.

[B]

He wrote I want to be.

[A]

Yeah, let me see.

[G]

Hold on. Y' all is.

[D]

Did you know Tink Thriller?

[E]

I was like, that's a. Take you down's a banger. What you say? Remember to talk. Leave the funnies to me, B. Sorry.

[A]

Oh, all right. I'm going, Tank. It sounds like the room is going, Tank.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Y' all can look up his songs later. Y' all are glued to the phone.

[C]

It's gonna be close.

[G]

Chat. Gbt be lying. That GPT you lying ass. Why the that look that said look right here? Take road, take you down line. Watch what that say right there.

[B]

It's a pyramid scheme.

[A]

And then Tank gonna bring Chris Brown out and do the kid and play with him or something.

[C]

Oh, right there.

[F]

All of that matters, too.

[C]

That's. That's why I got Tank. Live performance. He's a good voc. He's a great vocalist, and he got these songwriting song songwriting credits. But the thing I like about this concert or this performance is gonna be that both of them can still sing. A lot of times when we get the verses, it's people pass their problem. They don't sound good. You know, they're great singers, but they don't necessarily sound good in the moment. Tyrese can still sing. Tank can still sing. It's gonna be great. It's gonna be great music. It's gonna be different than these other artists.

[A]

I ain't gonna lie. P.J. tucker said it. Shout out to P.J. tucker. He said on his Instagram. I agree with him. It's this summer. Seeming like a old nigga summer for real. Y N. Pack it up for a little bit. We got HOV in the grass in the Bronx. We got Tank, Tyrese. I think it's some more old nigga events coming this summer.

[B]

I'm excited.

[F]

It's still March.

[A]

Word.

[D]

We got some old nigga music this Friday.

[A]

We're gonna take it there. Oh, bro.

[D]

Some new rappers.

[A]

Let's hear it.

[D]

Music. So we got new music from Rick Ross and French Montana. Max. Max B. They sampled Master Ace Inc. On a roll joint. That's pretty good.

[A]

You got a chord. You want to play something? Ice told me that drop, though. I've been through that drum.

[C]

Shout out to our brother Ice.

[A]

By the way, Ice told me that.

[B]

Here we go. This is Minx in Miami.

[F]

This is one of those moments.

[A]

Let's go. Minx in Miami. Shorty know that I'm a winner Kill my little man so you know I gotta get him Losing all my homies got me living with regrets Blood, sweat and tears Help me get up outta yet look into the eyes of a motherfucking boss struggle growing up I refuse to take a loss get into the money and I hope it lastly at the top but life couldn't be better Jack the New Orleans mansion in the French Quarter all my jewels on me like the legend Richard boy Swag with a Rick Ross aura Had to call her back cause she squirt that water

[F]

yeah all my niggas is rich from Harlem work.

[A]

All right.

[D]

It's not bad, right?

[A]

Yeah, not too bad, not too bad.

[B]

Not too bad.

[A]

Not not too shabby. I'm not mad at it.

[D]

BX the Plug got a new joint with his crew 6wae for me with them.

[A]

Not at all.

[D]

BX the Plug.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I'm a huge fan.

[A]

Not his crew.

[B]

I only heard the first record, which I really like. They sampled N.W.A. i'll give you a little.

[A]

That joint is really good.

[B]

This is Fire the Homie Rosema.

[D]

The second verse. He's really.

[B]

The second verse. He crushed it because he actually raped like this.

[D]

Easy.

[A]

Up and got eight ball roll well bitches Big X and I run with click that cop 600. He know how to. Let's change the subject we getting paid to have. Who the is this? That's rob.

[E]

High, dark skin.

[A]

Wait a minute. All right, you can turn this off.

[B]

Yeah, he killed.

[E]

Did a whole mixtape.

[A]

Like an album type of thing. Has NWA feel.

[C]

That sounded amazing.

[A]

I am purchasing that.

[F]

You need a car wash for that.

[A]

Can I go? Is that on that piff right now? Yes, I believe so. I believe so. Oh, I'll go cop. I'm going to cop that immediately. That was hard.

[D]

You know who wrote it? No. Tank,

[B]

You got some new j. Cole.

[A]

J cole.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

He's on the mic.

[B]

J. Cole.

[A]

What is it? Ofg. What is this?

[B]

From Mike Will made it reset.

[A]

Got it. Got it.

[B]

Is that album?

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Compilation producer. Compilation album.

[G]

Yeah.

[E]

I don't got no problems Only opportunities for growth Life is a whack fuck a missionary squeeze dope I'm in the cut Cooking up a hundred kids Dope

[A]

on the way make the federally seize the boat

[E]

Shout the Leno Messi he's the goat. Only started watching weeks ago.

[C]

Why?

[E]

They never told me soccer was lit. Thought it was only for crackers and shit. Taught me to dribble a rock and

[A]

that's it compared to what that boy about they be getting these rapping. That niggas is not even rich why

[E]

they don't put a little bitch in the hood? Why they gonna smash that little in the wood? Why they try cancel a nigga like me? I would think they could see my intentions was good Been a long time since my message was good I need

[G]

to catch up on Richard and Mor

[A]

Last night this hater tried walking my

[E]

section low key I miss giving dick to his shorty don't blow it up this is just a recording My mind's

[G]

like a crown scene and I'm just

[E]

reporting Sometimes I feel like ain't left to say when I'm 10 projects in there now I'm over 40 maybe I

[G]

told every story maybe they don't want to hear me no more Fuck them

[E]

little sympathy Grammys you niggas try

[C]

Right

[A]

back on that list of Hat and Diggy by Marley's new dog and a lot

[E]

I'm watching this Vlad interview with

[G]

young Jock he's playing his fall out with block Someone call my phone so

[E]

the video stops I let it ring out dog it don't make no sense

[A]

I never pick up can't these niggas

[E]

take his Stop hitting me, please I

[F]

don't want to be friends I barely

[A]

hang out with the ones that I

[G]

have can't go to the club and chase bitches no more Once that went

[A]

away then damn, what did we have?

[G]

I don't want a record company staff I'm an artist, not a boss.

[C]

You know people love to take the credit for wins Quick to blame you for the loss.

[A]

All right, all right, all right, all right.

[B]

It's kind of a freestyle vibe. It's not really much of a hook

[A]

to it, but yeah, Mike will is incredible. The song that I really like on

[D]

there is TI Young DRO and Killer Mike. If you forgot Young DRO could rap. Here's a reminder for you like.

[A]

If I ain't got a bright I'm

[G]

down shooting your spinning seated in my

[D]

throne

[A]

Talk like I don't need no I'mma pop my to repeat on that to my bank roll get me with Elon seeing me isn't anywhere where the

[C]

be

[A]

you overtake me think we going

[F]

to stress out beyond black Telling you.

[G]

Chair ain't no telling what we going

[A]

to be on next I estimate evacuation of the today infatuated with the paper

[G]

accolades and reputation speaking for me I

[F]

ain't saying

[E]

that up he did, he

[F]

did that don't play with.

[A]

Pop it pull up in 3d he think he can see me he hear my lyrics and think he can top it. I write my name on the game

[F]

like graffiti Be asking for shit like

[A]

the needy Watch how I pass out my style like a freebie the reason I'm wealthy is because I'm selfish I be eating all of my dinner, I'm greedy, you might be Jackson, you thinking you bad?

[F]

Got something in my bag if you want to play tag.

[A]

Run up on me is a stupid decision. You better off feeling Olympics with that.

[F]

I pay attention.

[A]

I see where he's taking the coach at, man.

[B]

Yeah, he's got some savage on here. He's got Chain's record that's really fire. He's got thugs hug. It's a. It's a compilation.

[A]

Okay. All right. Did the paola hit or something like, okay, we having them.

[E]

Such a good.

[A]

Did we get the payola?

[D]

Well, we did get a new baby. A hip hop baby on the way. Lotto. She put out a new song.

[A]

You slow down for a minute?

[C]

Sorry.

[A]

You slow down for a minute.

[E]

A little too much dip on your chin.

[A]

Mute up, Right? Cool your chest. All right. Yeah.

[G]

Come on.

[A]

Ice knows his spot, right? I didn't get the orientation when I

[D]

was coming from here.

[E]

We don't have no orientation.

[G]

I still don't know where to park.

[C]

Nobody said make play orientation.

[A]

Sorry. He a funny orientation. Yo, please, please. She trying to fit in. I just want to say. I don't know what anybody's laughing at. I have no idea.

[C]

That's the right thing to say.

[G]

How we got lost.

[A]

Happen.

[G]

That is crazy, y'.

[E]

All.

[G]

Yeah, you in that. Don't pick on B. Do. He trying to jump to the thing.

[D]

I just. I just. It was a segue.

[E]

Do Segway know your place?

[G]

That wasn't a segue, boy. That was a.

[A]

Yes, it was.

[G]

That was a shop. I don't know what the that was. We got another baby, you know. Easy then, B. Easy.

[D]

Just trying to pivot.

[A]

So that was crazy.

[G]

We got to pause, y'.

[A]

All. So back to my old nigga. Summer take.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

What you got?

[A]

If this goes through right here

[C]

out

[A]

of here for the summer, I'mma need a two week breakup.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

If this right. If this right here go through for the summer.

[G]

Don't do that, bro. Don't get hyped up. Is she here?

[A]

Is my baby.

[G]

She left, right? No, she right there.

[C]

You fine.

[E]

Show this cur me what he said. Two week breakup. This nigga's crazy.

[A]

I was on the Gram and I heard a new Fetty Wap snippet. Ooh.

[B]

Welcome home again, Fetty Play it.

[A]

And boy, does it sound like Big Heat. I don't want to get you hype because I read it too, like, oh, Freddie back. Oh, my God. Big patterson. Big patterson.

[G]

Hey,

[A]

yeah,

[D]

I want to go to buka soup. I mean, want to go to Buka Seafood Joe, you know, in Patterson over there.

[A]

Yeah, yes.

[D]

Get a little two step.

[A]

Yeah, listen, listen. If he got a couple of these, like if he was in jail just writing that, and he about to start dropping a few of those for the summer. You about to bring me back to 2015, 2016 again. Yeah.

[B]

Bring back that melodic.

[A]

Oh, my God, that'd be dope.

[F]

I hope so.

[A]

When you could tell his heat through the Instagram speaker, right through the lo fi.

[F]

That's a good point too.

[A]

It sound like something. Shout out to Fetty Wap. Shout out to Patterson. I'm excited to drop that. Drop that, please.

[D]

Do we know the producer?

[A]

No, I have no idea, but he put his foot in that beat. But back to Matt Kami.

[D]

I was just saying Lotto, you know, she had put out.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Congratulations to Lotto. Congratulations.

[D]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

I mean, she announced her album. She also announced her pregnancy. She. She looks amazing. Congratulations to lotto and 21 whose hands

[E]

is on the belly.

[D]

Be that 21 savage, man.

[E]

She put it out there.

[D]

If you know that the tattoo, if

[B]

you know his hand tattoos, which we all do.

[C]

Right. Who does it, right?

[A]

I mean, I think any tattoo had each other's names on them or some like this is the worst kept secret if that's what's happening. But congratulations. I'm really happy, really happy for them, really. Gotta see what pregnant lotto music sounds like, though. Yeah, we gotta see.

[D]

It sounded all right. We love a hip hop baby, man.

[A]

Oh, she dropped something.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah, I didn't hear it. Oh, you didn't hear it? Is it hard?

[B]

Yeah. Let me take a look.

[A]

Give me a little bit. Give me a little bit of that. We're a music cast, huh?

[B]

This is business and personal. It's the intro.

[G]

Yes, sir.

[E]

This personal. This business and personal.

[A]

All right. She about to expose something.

[E]

Shoes mama ain't know how we was gonna eat back in 98 same kid made sure the whole family a.

[A]

Cause it's personal.

[E]

Yeah, Business and personal. My body and spirit I've been in a good place made say she found 10k so to keep it. Have a good day.

[D]

Turns off.

[B]

It's an interesting choice for a first.

[C]

First single.

[E]

Is that an intro?

[B]

It's the intro to the album.

[E]

According to it. Sound like an intro.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[G]

What happened?

[A]

Just what I was worried about.

[E]

That baby got her too.

[C]

Yeah.

[G]

You don't like when they hard.

[A]

Did you hear this? The first two bars of that, I've been eating right. I'm in a good place. My body spirit is pleas positivity.

[C]

I healed everything.

[A]

She ain't shaking that shit. Come on, come on. Yo, why does motherhood do postpartum? Yo, why does motherhood do that to everybody? Like lotto aside. Now I hate when I'm following a hoe on the gram.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Then you've been following this hoe since 2019. It tell you right in the DMs at the top. You've been thirsty for this. How long you've been thirsty for this one hoe some of that shit. Disrespectful, respectful. You be like, oh, I got a 9, 10 year bid with this.

[B]

I never better.

[A]

I. I kind of grew up with this ho. 2013. Damn. You have a scroll to the top of the dm. Yo, sometime I don't even scroll no more sometimes. That should be like, oh my God,

[B]

you do form those relationships for real.

[A]

Yo, you think it says 2014? My G. Except one of them said my G put arrest. Yeah, man, cool it down. Unfollow, follow back in a month. But anyway, you follow this hoe for 10 years, then she get pregnant. Now you gotta see all of the healing memes. You gotta see the lame ass dad like soon. Oh my God.

[G]

But soon.

[B]

If you just stick around for some

[A]

of them, don't go back. If you could just stick out this.

[B]

Seven, eight months, nine months plus like three.

[E]

Three.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. N. It's true.

[F]

They don't pull all ass pictures down.

[A]

Know why that's funny? Because it's. It's so true. Like I stick around, cuz when you pop the baby and the recovery, get your body back, right? Process. I be right there.

[B]

Then the fight happened.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

And yeah, he's out of there.

[E]

Usually the fight happens before she get on the treadmill. The fight happen before she, she.

[F]

You see that ass again? Yeah, cuz now they just taking pictures of Baggy.

[A]

Yeah.

[F]

When they put that one back, you like, oh yeah, they broke up.

[A]

Yeah. You take your time. Yeah. Cuz they not picking good fathers for their kids.

[B]

Never, Never.

[A]

Like they ain't attracted to good wholesome

[B]

dads like Dennis Rodman in this.

[A]

Yeah, they like the. That's going get out of dodge in a few.

[E]

And you know what's crazy?

[F]

You go Spanish Jose, you go through

[E]

the whole bid with the you, the baby shower. Showing a hand and showing a shoulder.

[A]

I like all them pics, but they dropped the baby pic and they'll put

[E]

a little daisy on the baby face. You know what I mean?

[D]

You skip the sonogram pick.

[E]

The sonogram pick, too. But if you riding that whole time, you already want to figure out some shit. But then it's like, now we got the baby. We can't see this nigga. We can't see him till his first second birthday. Oh, I don't show my children. You can see everything but the feet. We know he ugly. Just showing.

[A]

Yo, I'm so ill with it. I'm so ill with it. If you post your baby daddy at. I might go to his page. I might give him an individual. Like, I might give him a couple likes. Let him. Let him know it ain't no smoke. That's how you let know, yo, it ain't no smoking. I support y'.

[B]

All.

[A]

Yeah, I'm happy for you.

[G]

You gotta like the picture with both of them on it.

[A]

Oh, yeah, for sure. The one they both published. Oh, bong, bong. Two birds and one stone.

[G]

You got nothing to worry about, homeboy.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, you good. I'm waiting on you out of there. That's bad. I do that.

[C]

You just disarmed the nigga.

[E]

Oh.

[A]

Oh, no.

[G]

That Joe liked it.

[F]

Yo, he cool. He don't want Pop.

[G]

I was mistaken when I saw him in your likes. Oh, he's just your friend.

[A]

Little do, you know, Boy crazy. But anyway, yeah, we've been following you for 10 years. We watched your whole, whole journey. Now you healing. And Ponti, I'm not talking about Lotto. Please be clear. I've moved off to that. Congrats to her. Congrats to them. But the rest of y' all hoes take it pregnant in. That is fine. Come on, man.

[G]

And they be saying out the left field, like, how I always knew this would happen. They be saying some in the dancing, and we gotta read through it. If you just sit and wait through

[F]

it, ladies, just stay the course.

[G]

Yeah, like, what course were you on?

[F]

God will put.

[G]

I remember the course you was on.

[A]

Put him in your.

[F]

He threw that 35,000 that night. I just knew he was the one.

[A]

That's not right.

[C]

I asked God for a sign, and that was it.

[A]

Dollar sign song. I stepped in my mom business the other day. Once I realized that me and my brother's birthday was in the same month. I was like, yo, what's. What was up? With you in. In December. What you was on Not D n. In the 70s. Why in that month? What was up?

[F]

Snowed in.

[A]

Two kids in the same month. Yard out there. That in December.

[E]

Hotel Labor Day. He come back home to stay with the kids on Christmas. You him, cuz he stayed.

[F]

You said all five of your siblings in the same boat?

[C]

Within. Within a couple, I guess. Within a couple weeks of each other.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

That's crazy.

[A]

Yeah, but yeah, they was doing that, cuz slavery was still.

[G]

Hey, Animal, we got a plan around the harvest. Mabel come in this room. No, not you.

[D]

I'm talking this.

[A]

Yo, you talking about Mark family.

[G]

Your brother too. He got one of the brothers that he don't be talking about. We talked about it the other day. He listened. You talking about your brother?

[C]

All of them.

[G]

He got one brother. He hiding from us. Nigga's a teacher. Yeah.

[C]

Shout out to all my brothers.

[E]

No, he got a teacher brother. Yeah.

[G]

He never talked about the why you

[A]

only talk about your failure brothers.

[E]

He has a lawyer brother.

[A]

He has a lawyer brother. And a lawyer. He has one more brother.

[C]

Teacher brother.

[G]

Brother.

[E]

Yeah, teacher, jailbird, lawyer.

[G]

Shout him out.

[C]

Shout out to Daryl. Why you think I was touching up Daryl?

[G]

Don't be talking about that.

[A]

Never said the word Daryl before.

[E]

Use the name Daryl.

[A]

I wasn't to say names. This nigga.

[E]

Shout out to Daryl.

[A]

This my brother Daryl. My brother. Darl, you talking with the Bob Newhart reference.

[C]

I did not think that was you on this shit.

[E]

How does he teach Mark? Like what? Like elementary?

[C]

He retired. He used to. He used to teach in Camden. Yeah, he retired.

[A]

Camden.

[C]

That's a.

[F]

We do.

[B]

It's an early retirement.

[F]

Ran him out of there.

[C]

He was there for like 25 years.

[A]

But hold. Hold Daryl down though. When his name come up, hold him down properly.

[C]

You know what it is when you just regular and don't do. There's no stories. Like, Daryl is great. He don't got no problems.

[E]

He's a boring, right?

[C]

Whereas like my other brother always got a problem. One brother, not somebody other one is enjoy in jail for shooting people. I mean, like, those are stories.

[E]

And the lawyer blasted all over 95.

[G]

Oh, my God.

[E]

That said when he ordered that, he said, I want that everywhere.

[C]

Before you make too many jokes, I'm connecting y' all for a promo.

[E]

Excuse me. Take that. Hey, you having legal troubles?

[C]

That's what I was telling you. I was talking about you yesterday. Anyway.

[B]

Hey, Joe, what time is it?

[E]

He needs me,

[A]

nigga. I tell you.

[G]

I tell you, Tom, nigga.

[C]

He got. He got rattled.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. The airwaves is not the place for y' all to recommend lawyers for crimes.

[E]

Oh, my gosh.

[G]

Like, is that right?

[E]

You say his name Joey.

[G]

When Joe hears something. He tried.

[F]

He tried to, like, process it.

[A]

Yeah. How many of y'.

[E]

All.

[A]

How many of y' all are still committing crime, like, and listening to the show? No, y', all.

[C]

What's the problem with crime?

[E]

I call the police on people. People now.

[A]

No, you don't.

[E]

I do. Yes, I do.

[C]

He was not a cop caller at all.

[E]

I am about to be. I aspire, too.

[A]

Oh, man.

[F]

Nine, one one.

[C]

I can't see Monica calling the police.

[E]

My neighbor is extremely loud. Please come see about him.

[A]

That's the block. My neighbor.

[E]

It's so. You know what? Say it in angle.

[C]

See?

[A]

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[C]

It was. My throat paused.

[A]

Whoa. Oh, my God.

[B]

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[A]

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[C]

Or what?

[A]

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[F]

I don't know what country?

[A]

All right, I'm off this ticket. No, I meant team. I promise you. What team is he on?

[F]

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[A]

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[C]

It's. Show me a picture. Picture of himself.

[A]

What?

[B]

Whoa.

[A]

Yo, after. Right after your throat lineup.

[C]

I was.

[B]

That's.

[A]

Good throw. Good throw to do it.

[C]

Somebody should stand down.

[A]

Good throw to do that. He normally does that. Start sending pics of himself. All right, so listen, let's get right into it. Afro Man. Yes. Afro Man. Hold up, man. I gotta queue it up for OG I gotta queue it up for OG hold up now.

[B]

Which one of the slaps.

[C]

Okay, the classic one.

[A]

We going classic right here.

[B]

Sure.

[A]

Come on, man.

[B]

Hey, you're such a mainstream fan,

[C]

I

[A]

was wondering a few days ago why Afroman just kept appearing on my timeline and I ignored it until I no longer could. And boy, am I glad I got a taste of this one. Pause. Hey, come on. All right, all right. So Afroman. That's his hit from a million years ago. Afroman, the police. And where were they at?

[B]

Somewhere out there.

[F]

Ohio.

[A]

Somewhere in Ohio. The police in Ohio barged in Afroman's house unwarranted. They kicked his door down. Down. They rummaged this whole place. They disconnected his cameras. They his kitchen up. They made a complete mess of Afroman's house. And they took $4,000 of his.

[B]

I think it was 400, but it

[A]

was $4,000 that they took of his. And they said that they.

[E]

It was 40,000.

[F]

Damn cops.

[E]

He get to thinking about his life decisions. That's the part we really know him.

[A]

No, my life decisions is right. I'm not questioning that. It's the future with you guys. No, what am I saying? $4,000 he took. I mean, the cops took. And they were holding it as they investigated to see where this money came from. If it came from drugs or some illegal place. Right. They found nothing in Afroman's house. They did not press Charges on Afroman. So Afroman was cleared. So he went to pick up his $4,000, and when he got home, it was short $400.

[B]

Oh, it was short 400.

[A]

It was short $400. So Afroman, in true creative spirit, took it to the studio and proceeded to make songs about the officers who ruined his house and fucked his cameras up and took his money. He showed up to court wearing an American flag suit. His lawyer had on an American flag tie. This is like. This is such a positive story for lyrics played in court and how they can be used. And be clear, Afroman was cleared on all charges. He was. Oh. Cause when he started making the songs.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Lick em low, Lisa. Lick em low, Lisa.

[B]

My favorite was will you help me repair my door?

[A]

Oh, no, I'm playing all these slaps. I'm playing these slaps in a second. But when he started to make these diss records toward the police department, they sued him for defamation, which is why he ended up going to court. And the rest is, you know, the rest is history. This is the funniest case in the universe.

[B]

It really is.

[A]

Here we go. No, I posted it because the sheriff's never supposedly raided my house in the first place. Afro man, understand all of this is their fault. If they hadn't wrongly raided my house, there would be no lawsuit. I would not know their names.

[D]

They wouldn't be on my body, on my home surveillance system.

[A]

It. And there would be no songs. Nothing.

[D]

My money would still be intact. Nothing.

[A]

So all of this is their fault. This is Lisa on the stand. They played lick him. Lisa is a 13 minute track, by the way. They played all 13 minutes.

[B]

They're. They're all long songs is the best part.

[A]

Partner audio. Hey, So Lisa's on the stand. She starts fake crying.

[D]

Who's Lisa?

[A]

Lisa's one of the officers.

[E]

And Lisa already ugly and her cry is uglier. Use your imagination.

[A]

Woof. So this song is basically saying that Lisa is eating. Eating everything in the police department and might eat your wife's too.

[E]

Yeah, she's the undercover lesbian in the song.

[B]

I got the CDQ if you'd rather.

[A]

Oh, please, please. Yes.

[B]

You got to get the cdq.

[E]

That's why you need parts.

[B]

Yeah, man, we don't. We don't do that lo fi. Unless it's.

[E]

Oh. Woo.

[G]

Talk box.

[A]

Yes. Jiggami friend. Jigga my friend right there. Ooh. Let's go. Talk box. Yo, this is heat Parks on itunes.

[D]

Song of the summer.

[A]

Let me find out. Parks engineered this. Hey, let's Go Afro bit. Never heard that in 20n. Let him cook. Let him cook. Why is this hard?

[B]

Talk box is always hard.

[A]

And this hook is a hit. Let's go. Let him cook. From Adams county to the 275 Lick Emily. Sir. Licking every pussy alive Lick them low Lisa Lick them low Lisa Lick alive. Hey, pizza.

[B]

That's wild.

[A]

Yeah, Pussy like pizza. Lick them. Love, Lisa.

[B]

The song is 13 minutes. So, you know, I mean, I implore you to go watch the video on YouTube.

[A]

So Afroman spends the next three years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.

[B]

Love it.

[A]

Songs to titled Randy Walters is a Son of a. And Lick Him Low Lisa accusing one of the officers of being lesbian and sleeping with the other officer's wives. During the raid, one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afroman's counter. Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. This. This is just.

[B]

This is brilliant.

[D]

Only in America.

[B]

First off, if you use the mic.

[E]

First off, a couple. A couple points. They broke his door down, right?

[B]

Like violently, violently.

[E]

And at the end of the raid, because he's super polite, he a black man, you know, you can't be talking crazy to these people in Ohio, you know, in Ohio, right? Because one thing he said about it when he did an interview about it was how helpless he felt. How he watching these people destroy his step on his little fancy custom suits. And there's nothing he can do about it, right? But he. At the end, he says to the guy that's in charge, am I under arrest? The guy says, no. Are there any charges being found, fouled? The guy says says, no. First question, are y' all gonna fix my door? And he said the guy like. Like callously looks at him like that's not in our job description of some old slick. It's like they was totally nasty to him. And the funny part is all of it. This is what. All of it. But he makes these responses. Y' all sue him because you're so embarrassed. And you make videos that were viral in the area now viral in the world. I saw people in. In Asian countries on Tick Tock talking about how funny they these songs is. You know, it's just. It's just. It's always good to see the little guy fight back. And you are the little guy in your town when you go against the fucking Adams County Sheriff Department.

[A]

One of those. One of those sheriff county people. Afroman started Calling a PDF file because one of his friends got caught up in some wild PDF PDF file charges. So that officer took the stand to say how that has totally ruined his life. So much so his kids, his children's friends refused to come over to the house to play anymore because you're a PDF foul.

[E]

Well, did y' all peep one of the.

[C]

Y' all think he went too far?

[A]

No.

[E]

Fuck no.

[B]

Hell no.

[E]

Did you peep that one? And this is how you know those officers are pieces of shit. One of the officers are now divorced. Guess who testifies on air for me inside his ex wife.

[A]

Damn.

[E]

Now you. You. What's the odds air for me got a huge budget. He not paying her. He's probably a piece of. And they're. And they're corrupt too because I think the original charters was. He had somebody held up in there like a kidnapping.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

They was with people. That's what the. They get.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. Mark. I'd like to say. Say more on that.

[C]

So when I first saw it, I thought it was funny and all the songs I heard were funny. But I'm hearing like, if somebody's not a pedophile.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And we call them that. I think that's too far.

[E]

That's not what he did. Mark. He called him. He said you hang with pedophiles. Which he. He does.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Sounds similar.

[C]

That's a hard distinction to make. I'm surprised he didn't win that one.

[E]

Am I not supposed to judge you if. Are we wrong for judging people that hang with pedophiles? Just curious.

[D]

No, definitely a.

[E]

That hangs with the. That's a known pedophile.

[C]

Did he know he was a pedophile?

[D]

That's the question.

[A]

The guy's got pedophile charges, is convicted on some. They pulled it all up.

[C]

I'm saying people carry charges. I'm not. I'm not defending. Defending the cop or certainly I'm not defending a pedophile.

[A]

I just want to hear what the charge.

[C]

I would just need to know how

[G]

much is he's saying putting that label on someone.

[C]

I'm just saying if you ruin somebody's life and people walk around thinking you're a pedophile, you actually didn't know that the dude you hang with had these crazy charges. I could see how that would. I could see how that could fuck somebody life up. The other stuff I'm kind of with. I mean, I'm not against making fun of the pound cake shit. You know, some of the jokes is a little too far for Me, but I can live with it. You lay with dogs, you get fleas, all that shit. I'm definitely not defending the police doing that. But when somebody gets connected to pedophilia, that to me could be a little too far. If you didn't know if you were actually just kicking it with pedophiles, it's different.

[E]

Everybody in involved is law enforcement. The guy that's supposed to be a pedophile and the guy that's hanging with the supposed pedophile. So if anybody has access to information like that is them for sure. So of course he knows his friend is a pedophile.

[G]

I don't know.

[C]

Do you think the average cop, look, runs backgrounds on all their friends before they hang out with him?

[E]

I think the average cop runs backgrounds on everybody because they can't have that power. I think the average car run on his name. Neighbor running an Uber driver, I think

[A]

you run away for sure. I agree. Not all the cops though, for sure.

[C]

That's what I'm saying. Like, I'm not sure they do that.

[E]

If you could run all our records, would you?

[C]

No.

[E]

Yes.

[F]

My point was the, the, the, the audacity of them to sue him. That was the real, like that. That's some entitlement. That's nuts. Like, yo fam, y' all kick my door in y' all Ram shack my house and look at me. Y' all ain't give me no money, no nothing, y' all ain't find anything. Now I gotta be responsible for repairing all my own cool, y' all still. So now I put the out, I'm making money from it and y' all had the audacity to sue me. Like that's the wild to me in the whole thing.

[A]

I think this is the best case scenario and most light hearted scenario that could come from the circumstances. Especially if you keep names like Breonna Taylor in your mind. Yeah, yeah.

[F]

Like some. That's what I'm saying. Like, yo, that's some audacity for y' all to sue me.

[A]

No joke. We had audacity before we got to that. Y' all took my $400. He was on the stand explaining, you don't know what I do with my money, how I earn my money, yada, yada yada. But cops bursting in someplace unwarranted ransacking shit is scary in itself for sure. Anything that comes from the playful songs that, that I'm making for the next three years, that just come from that. And I think it's interesting, right, because Afroman in one of the songs, he was saying, yo, I fucked one of the officer's wives.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

So they put that officer on the stand. Lyrics in court. Lyrics in court. They played these diss records. So the officer is up there on some. They asked him, yo, did Afroman indeed fuck your wife? The officer says, I don't know.

[C]

Which I think is hilarious.

[A]

I don't know.

[C]

Affects you don't know.

[E]

I agree with Joe. I think this is the lightest response you could get. When you think about the fact that the danger is why are you cutting the cameras if you're not trying to do some? You're not allowed to.

[F]

This is taking lemons making lemonade out of it. And I like, I, I'm. I'm happy.

[A]

Let me play this out of here.

[G]

This got millions of views from these

[B]

shits by Mr. Foreman multiple times.

[F]

You were all hundreds.

[A]

Pound cakes that work. Different people. People just start sending this pound cake.

[C]

That's hilarious.

[A]

All of it is hilarious. Mr. Foreing. Cran crap. I don't know where he got it at, but. I got the studio. You really do. Of the Pound Cake song.

[B]

Oh, yeah, Pile Cake. My fault. I got the. Yeah, I got Pile Cake.

[A]

Play them all from I want.

[B]

No, I bought the album because I'm a Afroman fan and I'm going to

[C]

support all of it.

[B]

Oh, here we go.

[A]

I'm buying this too.

[F]

It's no excuse for nobody not to be.

[A]

Just to support somebody that was genius enough to think of this as his retaliation. Let's go. Break, break, break. Let's go, let's go, let's go. Parks, you're really sick for having these cdq. You need a lot of help. It made the sheriff wanna put down his gun and cut him a slice. Lemon pound cake, lemon pound cake. Hey, Lemon pound cake. He's a family guy. Lemon pound cake, lemon pound cake, pound cake, Cake Dog. How do you not celebrate?

[E]

This comes from watching the cop lick his lips staring at that cake in the middle of the road.

[A]

And he was.

[E]

You are hungry. We have it.

[A]

Camera.

[F]

I. I salute this a thousand percent. I don't see one thing wrong with this at all.

[D]

Might have to put Alpha man on that best rapper list.

[F]

Yeah, I hope he don't triple play.

[A]

For real.

[B]

The realest rappers.

[A]

Listen, honestly, I think there's so much positive to come from this, this, this story. I'm in agreement with anyone.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

I'm not going to lie.

[F]

And hopefully he got a nice financial win for all from their.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Or at least it's $400.

[E]

Take them to court now. Right. That's what happened. Because they lost. They were suing him. They lost. Now he would have to take them to make money.

[F]

I'm talking about from the album or the sales or whatever the case may be. I hope he got some money. Like yo, come on, yo.

[A]

All of this being over $400 dollars.

[B]

It's the best part.

[E]

The lemon pound cake.

[B]

And you know what, man? That Yankee Stadium, when Afro man comes to New York, we need tickets.

[A]

We a sweet. You heard me.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And you know why? It's funny too. Afroman put out his hit in 92 or whenever. That was a little later, but it was like 98, 99, whatever. 94.

[E]

No way.

[A]

It was. It was written in Afroman.

[D]

I think he was nominated for. For a Grammy.

[A]

Wu Tang Forever and Afroman.

[C]

But anyways, I got High was.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Afroman put his song out and you never heard from him. Get his mind in his business somewhere

[B]

making slaps on the low.

[G]

Yeah.

[A]

He wasn't on Twitch. Like. He wasn't doing none of the stupid that the old. Yeah, yeah.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Yeah. He didn't do none of that.

[G]

2000. He put it out.

[A]

So why would you. With the dude that ain't been bothering nobody at all. It's just like.

[F]

And to your point, that $4,000 might have been. Then saved that $4,000. You not give it back. Is you talking.

[E]

I thought I was worried for him a little bit because in one of those music videos, I think it's lemon pound cake. He has a fake. Lick them. Lick them up Lisa.

[B]

No, that wasn't. That wasn't. Lick him Up Lisa.

[E]

Yeah, that's the real Lisa in the video.

[B]

No, it's a fake.

[A]

No.

[E]

Right. That's what I'm saying. So I was.

[B]

That's why she cried.

[E]

Right. But that's what I thought. I didn't know the legality on that because he really had. He's really being chased by overweight blind cop in the video. And she looks exactly like the real Lick Him Up Lisa.

[B]

She's eating some pussy in the video.

[C]

All that.

[E]

Oh my God. Like you didn't see that video?

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Oh my God. I didn't know whether that part was legal. You know what I mean? But clearly it is.

[A]

Well, Afro man took the stand and was like, I should be able to share my truth and my experience. These are things that really truly happened to me.

[F]

Not just that nigga. SNL has been around forever.

[A]

Word off of we snl.

[D]

But this is the Like Uncle Luke fought for.

[E]

Yes.

[F]

I mean a thousand percent.

[A]

Yes, exactly. Exactly a thousand percent.

[E]

Freeze just text me to say that some intelligent.

[A]

He's trying to add context though Mona.

[D]

There's no context.

[E]

He trying to put context in our context.

[B]

Did you tell him that Mark cleared his throat in his honor?

[A]

That Mark did what?

[E]

He cleared his throat in his honor and frees honor. Yeah he never clears his throat all the lumpy throat.

[A]

That's crazy. Yo, y' all are dumb as hell. Shout out to Afroman. Shout out to Freeze. Shout out to Afro man for sure. Shout out to lick him up Lisa lick them low. And I was surprised that he's still able to format a song that great like a few of them music nerd me like for him to. Ooh eight. Eight ball right here.

[F]

Hook.

[A]

I got a hit hook. I'm gonna keep giving you my hook in that 13 minute joint that look at little Lisa hook came on at least 95 times in the 13 minutes. It's like yo, he knows how to do it still like like Reggie Miller shooting jump shot. That was nice to see from Afroman.

[E]

Yeah. All while dressed like Don King. It was really.

[A]

Well he was saying I'm an American and I got rights. That's right. And they violated him and he has

[E]

a lot of those suits because they show when they went through his closet parks.

[D]

Different countries.

[B]

That's my man.

[A]

Just a lot of a lot of the funny. So I got to play the clip from when Afroman won and then we can move on because he was really excited about it and I was so excited for him. I didn't pay any mind to the fact that his entire living room was painted lime green.

[B]

Oh yeah, his house looks crazy. He did a walkthrough.

[A]

You watch the lives from stream of the court today. This whole is green. See that Judge Jackass Jonathan helped the police Hines on the side

[G]

of the

[A]

crooked police officers who made the mistake to raid my house for no reason and place themselves on my video. Look at Apple man living room place themselves in.

[F]

Yeah, they got ceiling towels.

[A]

Since he's working in K with the police the first thing he did was get rid of all my claims. Now I don't like to play victims but let's be honest. I'm the victim of some sheriffs that raided me for nothing first of all. So the first thing he want to do is get rid of my claims. This makes the police who raided my house for no reason the victims. Yeah the predators are the victims. They are the victims at the same Time. Notice how Judge Jackass Jonathan helped the police. Hines cut my attorney off every time he talked.

[E]

He did.

[A]

Notice how he let the pedophile lawyer talk anytime he get ready. Just notice that. Notice how. How he dismissed the claims of the real victim. Notice how he make the predators the victim. And then he works in cahoots with him talking. Notice that. And it's happening to me right now, but it's going to happen to everybody. We got to do something about. You know what I'm saying? All right.

[E]

That judge looks so disappointed that he won. I believe he's not lying. And that judge looked so disappointed, he had to say that he won. He was pissed. They are working together.

[A]

And I just love the Afroman. Still has an Afro. I was just thinking that.

[C]

A nice Afro, too.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

No, both. No Beijing in it, right? Shit. You can't have everything.

[F]

All right.

[A]

What else is important? What else is unimportant? What else needs our attention?

[C]

I think the most important news of the week that everybody needs to be thinking and talking about right now is. Is this crisis with Ray J. Yeah,

[E]

I'm thinking he about to say some heavy.

[C]

Yeah, it was heavy, Ray J.

[A]

It was.

[C]

It was heavy. I don't want no smoke with Ray J.

[B]

Wait on me.

[D]

He's handing out venereal diseases.

[C]

Yo, he giving up more than that. It's the how.

[A]

Yo, that's some west coast, right?

[C]

No, it's some Ray J. N. He

[A]

ain't the only person. I ain't the only person. I. I've heard, and most of them have been from the West Coast. And I'm not trying to say anything because at some point I will go to an award show and Roscoe's.

[C]

So if you happen to not. If you happen to not know what we're talking about. This whole thing started when on It Is what It Is. Shine showed up. He's on, you know, promoting his new upcoming album.

[A]

Right.

[D]

He has a show.

[C]

A show. Excuse me. Yeah, and 28th album coming out, too.

[F]

He does.

[C]

Yeah, he does.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Anyway, Sean is on It Is what It Is, and they're talking about Brandi, and he was telling the story about how he was dating Brandi or trying to, you know, do whatever with Brandi, not knowing that Mace was already kind of in the spot and they had a little playful back and forth about that. I had thoughts about that, but whatever. Apparently, Ray J had.

[B]

That was also weird, by the way.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. I want to pause right there for a second. What are y' all thoughts on?

[C]

I think it's corny and weird. I think two grown ass men talking about women they used to date or sleep with or do whatever is corny in general. But some. And I, and I like both of them, but this shit seemed out of character. Actually didn't seem. No, I do like it seem out

[G]

of character for them.

[C]

Like, this is bad. He got me the side eye. That's why I seen people who do it and be like, oh, that's corny. That's what they do. That didn't seem like shit to either them. I was really surprised to hear it from both of them.

[A]

Shocking to me because Shine, to my knowledge, is still doing the politician thing. And that's a B.

[B]

He tried to dress it up, but

[A]

it wasn't like Sean is still a politician. Right.

[C]

He tried to dress up his prime minister.

[F]

He's not, he's not anymore.

[A]

But yeah, but if you ran, you still kind of political rerun. But if you ever ran, there's certain things that I think are just off limits for you. This is one of them. And B, Mace really liked Brandy back then. Like that was a real thing. So to hear it spoken about now, like, Mace wouldn't have never brought this up.

[F]

I don't mind them talking about it. I, I think it's in bad taste to talk about it publicly. Cuz now you bringing this innocent girl to the, to the public airways make her look something.

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

And I don't like that part.

[C]

That's what I'm talking about.

[B]

That's the part that's bad. Make it look. If she, if they said they both dated her and didn't make it like make her look not the most appealing.

[F]

Not appealing, but I understand.

[A]

Yeah. Business.

[E]

Somebody say it. Just.

[B]

I don't want to say it.

[E]

I got you.

[A]

Thank you. Well, and yeah, Brandy's minding her business,

[D]

but it's a lot of kissing.

[F]

Twenty something years ago, my like. And I'm home minding my business. I got my own kid. And y' all just going to throw out that I pop both of y' all around the same time. Same time. It makes me look away.

[D]

There's a lot of kissing and tell out these days.

[C]

Like, I don't understand.

[E]

I don't even like y' all talking about it at the crib or at the barbershop. The we talking about we got 30

[C]

years ago that might happen.

[E]

What that's gonna happen. A lot of we got left with your bestie. Like not just. I don't know, I just think that.

[C]

Oh, you saying that. With a random dude. Yeah, I'm with you on that.

[E]

Work with you. See, it's just like, why are we talking about. Oh, like, I don't. It's. I don't know.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, I'm with you. If you with your homie. That's not what I was saying.

[B]

Have you ever listened to this podcast?

[D]

There's too much pillow talking in hip

[A]

hop right now, though.

[C]

Yes.

[D]

There's a lot of guys just talking about back in the day pussy, and it's like, yo, shut the fuck up, right?

[C]

If you did it, you did it. Like, you only gotta tell the world that. I just think it's corny in general. I was surprised. Well, apparently Ray J didn't like it either.

[E]

Yeah, of course.

[C]

So Randy, of course, being his sister, he went online and he told him he didn't like it. He told him that he was upset and he offered some. Some threats.

[B]

I have the CDQ here.

[C]

Thank you.

[A]

You're on the road, buddy. You're on the road. Bar, see y'.

[E]

All. Y' all better pull y' all panties

[A]

up because, man, for real, he started out all right. I know where y' all at. Yeah, you in Vegas, yada, yada. That was cool.

[E]

Walking around the wind, acting like y' all winning. Get some money.

[F]

Have to do 5,000 shows.

[C]

Still cool.

[F]

Y' all

[E]

hoe ass give you a venereal.

[D]

Whoa.

[C]

See, my eyebrow went up. Hold on.

[A]

Let me charge the computer. Blood on everything, bro. I get these up, had before, double down.

[E]

I tattoo the.

[F]

Out these blood, huh?

[E]

I would tattoo binge all over, bro.

[A]

I think that's more back like this. I think this is West Coast.

[B]

He's thrusting.

[C]

Gotta be.

[A]

We're. Baby, we're back.

[E]

Shots. Y' all come in and get something, too.

[A]

All right. Pause this,

[B]

baby.

[A]

No, I mean pause the video, not pause what he's saying. All right? He just. He just. He knows people by those names. Like, where's Bussy Baby? And Backshine. What did he say?

[D]

They're in their contact list.

[A]

Y' all come in here, too.

[E]

Bussy Baby taking. He.

[A]

He takes the award from Biggie's friend, Gutter.

[B]

Gutter for sure.

[E]

So wait a minute. First the threat was, I'll give you a venereal by tattooing somebody with the venereal and then tattooing you.

[B]

No, I think tattooing was.

[C]

You ain't.

[E]

Yes, I'm sorry. And I know that was probably dumb, but I can't be the only person that didn't know tattoo.

[A]

He was Googling.

[B]

I Just put two and two together.

[C]

I got it from K. Yeah, I

[A]

was trying to find it on the Urban Dictionary.

[C]

Yo. I must say, don't look that up.

[D]

You don't want to see.

[E]

Have any of y' all heard that reference before? Tattooing in regards to ass violently.

[C]

I've heard people say anyway, yeah.

[E]

What did you hear, Mark? I'm sure you heard all of it.

[C]

Why are you sure?

[E]

I just. You sure smart.

[B]

No, that's true.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah, you are smart.

[E]

So have you heard it?

[C]

I hear tattoo usually used for violent. He tattooed him. He got hit. He got tattooed, you hear? I never heard quite in the ass, but. But I knew it was something violent.

[E]

Right.

[C]

So I just assumed. And he already said he going to give him a venereal. I just put two and two together

[G]

and he thrust it.

[E]

So his admission is not only does he take male ass, but he's also burning. It's basically what Ray J said that was implies. Okay it. I honestly, I think, honestly, I think

[G]

if he's saying he's switching between them,

[C]

he may give one of them a

[G]

venereal because you're not supposed to switch or some like that.

[B]

Oh, that's true, Flip.

[E]

That's. That's the optimistic way of looking at it. Flip. Yeah.

[G]

You got to. You know what I'm saying?

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

So when you're taking the butt, you usually just want to stay in one butt.

[G]

I don't know about none of that. I'm just saying I could imagine.

[E]

Cuz if you change but holes you'll get.

[B]

That's the problem.

[F]

Problem.

[B]

I'm learning.

[E]

I mean, I know what the.

[C]

I know native land. Can you hear me?

[E]

A man will give you BV from you know, hitting two women and saying gay parks.

[G]

I know that.

[E]

And as far as butt play, we would have to probably, you know, talk to our professionals gay family and ask them if you dip the sticks.

[B]

Well, Flip just told us that's the facts. So I take his.

[C]

I take Flip.

[E]

Don't know about that stuff.

[G]

Thank you very much.

[A]

Mona, you ever had threesome with a girl you was dating and. And another girl and you started with the girl you was dating and then halfway through tried to go to the next one?

[F]

No, you better not finish over there.

[A]

You can start. Talk about shit getting awkward. I'm sorry, that's where my brain was while y' all were doing this venereal. Y' all want lick him low. Lisa, That's a talk you gotta have before the threesomes.

[E]

Some of this camron ass.

[A]

Oh oh, wait, we're back to this? I'm trying to straighten my ears out. I'm done listening to what Ray J wants to do.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[A]

I wouldn't have brought this topic up just because I respect all parties involved. Brandy is on my don't say a word about shit list unless it's, you know, that little joke I'll be making sometime. Ray J, cam Mace. Like, this shit is just stupid to me. And then Shine responds with the ind. Did. Did not hit it first. It's like, yo, dog, that's a lot, dog. What do we do? Yeah.

[C]

That's the only reason I wanted to. I wanted to bring this story up. Not. I mean, the raging is absurd, but a lot of it was in defense of Brandi. Like, this is corny. I. I more wanted to say, like, we gotta stop doing this because it takes you down a crazy rabbit hole. I mean, not Ray J's rabbit hole, but, like, just, just, just, just.

[E]

I told y'.

[D]

All.

[C]

But just like, the defense of, like, all these things have to happen now. Like, they say some shit about Brandy, someone's got to defend it. And the whole time Brandi's in the middle of it. Brandi put out a statement saying, yeah, she said Sean and I were cool. We never dated.

[A]

Platonic.

[C]

Right. I forget what she said exactly about Mace, but we already kind of know that story. And she also said, I don't endorse what my brother said. He did that without my.

[A]

Yeah. Class act.

[B]

I wouldn't expect her to endorse.

[G]

Yeah, right.

[C]

I mean, but you almost have to. But because he went so far. Because he's not just. He went into actual, like, essay.

[A]

Right.

[C]

He's literally threatening to assault people in

[E]

the butt to rape their asses.

[C]

Yeah. So you guys have to say, like, I don't support this. You can't. Because otherwise it'll be Ray J defend sister and it'll.

[G]

She's so.

[C]

She's getting pulled connected to a bunch of shit she don't want to be connected to.

[E]

Ray J always feel like a stepchild. He. That's up. I feel like you say some shit like that about somebody. Scotty's sister, Ray J. Say something outrageous. I think you can give Ray J a pass and not say nothing back. It's his sister. What is he supposed to wake up? No, that's my problem.

[C]

You're just shoot him. In my day, you just shot people when they did that. You talking about my sister? I'mma you up. Not your bad.

[E]

These. But. But it's Ray J. We talking about celebrities. Ray J been a celebrity since he was eight. So it's like. And then you kind of expect certain silly from Ray J. I'm not paying a. Like, Ray J. They don't mind. What's confusing to me is Shine. Like, why are you responding? And why are you responding that way? You was corny for doing it, cuz

[C]

he promote the album.

[E]

Oh, okay.

[D]

And Brandy's promoting her.

[A]

That's cornier.

[C]

I agree.

[E]

Like, and he is even. And that's these. Got to pick a side. You can't be a politician and a rapper, and you can't. Some things don't mix. You can't be a pastor and a rapper unless you want to do Christian rap. You know what I mean? You can. Like, you cannot.

[C]

But then y' all call him corny. Y' all call D1 Corny.

[E]

He is.

[A]

Don't say y'.

[E]

All.

[A]

That's my man.

[C]

I love D1. D1.

[A]

And he just announced I'm gonna be the best man in his wedding.

[D]

Nice.

[A]

D1. I accept. I ain't done this since I was at that transgender wedding on couples therapy. But story for another time.

[G]

Sure.

[D]

But Brandy's book is coming out, too, at the end of the month.

[A]

Yes, I was the best man. Hold up, bdot. It's just trying to shoot at me.

[F]

I wasn't know this. What you say is, I didn't know to what extent you're in the wedding.

[A]

You don't know what best man at a wedding means?

[F]

You said, I haven't done this since I went to the wedding. I was asking.

[G]

He said he was the best man at the time.

[A]

Been the best man.

[F]

Gotcha. I'm not shooting at you. Stop trying to decipher.

[A]

I think I see what you doing off of the butthole topic. Yeah, like, you think I was that type of best. You think that's a cool joke to

[D]

make to me right now?

[E]

You were the best man of transgender joints.

[C]

He was the best man.

[E]

Saying you are the best man. The transgender drawing. And D.1 wants you to be best man at his drawing, too.

[A]

Yes. Yeah.

[E]

And you telling people you gonna go, Are you crazy?

[A]

I would go to D1's wedding.

[E]

No, you would.

[A]

Is it narcissistic to not have the best man in my wedding?

[E]

Like, yes, it is.

[A]

To just, you know, me be up there. I'm cool.

[C]

It's not narcissistic. Especially if you have groomsmen. You just don't have a best man.

[E]

Strange. And I have a best man. You Got all these male friends, and we're going to judge you for it.

[A]

Every time I see a best man, they just look too hype up there. They look too excited.

[G]

More excited than you

[A]

pull a ring out the pocket. And then at the reception, when they pull the. They wrote out, yo, I knew him since I was 4.

[G]

Like, is that your best man? Licking his lips, poking slow.

[E]

He's the perfect best man. He look like a best man.

[G]

He's smooth, but at no time he try to get mad.

[A]

He's the perfect best man. If we making a sequel to the best man,

[E]

Go for that role, when

[A]

it come out, boy, they catch only you. Only you caught it. That's why I'm nice. That's why I'm nice, though.

[D]

That's what you call.

[C]

That's fire.

[A]

Right?

[D]

You know it, too.

[B]

I think you'll do a great job being D1's best man.

[A]

I think that's.

[E]

And I know you did a great job as a transgender best man.

[A]

I think it should do what you have to do.

[D]

You might say the same speech again

[E]

differently, because it's a transgender joint. You can go in there and do your best. That's one thing about you, boy.

[F]

He give it his all.

[C]

That was.

[G]

They left.

[A]

Don't worry about it. Yeah, yeah. You missed this.

[F]

He said, yo, it would only be a best man if he was acting in part two of the Real Best Man. You know what happened in real life? Best man?

[E]

No, the.

[F]

The best man popped up.

[A]

The. The. The rooms behind.

[G]

He go behind everything

[A]

now.

[G]

He go behind everything.

[B]

That's what he.

[A]

Come on, Jigga, my friend.

[C]

Who would be the best man anyway?

[A]

I just said none of y' all niggas.

[C]

I didn't say up here niggas.

[A]

Nobody. Nobody. Me, nobody.

[C]

You would.

[A]

No.

[G]

You don't have a best friend.

[A]

I would do something like that.

[G]

Does she have bridesmaids? If you don't have a best man,

[C]

she can have whoever she animated all that.

[G]

So, I mean, it's going to be mad women and just. You do up there.

[A]

Yeah, she gonna bring a little crew. She'd be at the Mexican restaurant with. I don't. She could bring her little. Whatever little crew she got. I don't know. It'll be just me and my kid up there. But wait, I made a promise. Last part. No. No wedding. No. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

[G]

I was surprised when you said my wedding. I was happy that. Oh, ain't making it.

[C]

You getting close.

[E]

We are close. We talk about ring size. Flip. We was talking about diamond Shapes the other day. We close. Yeah.

[A]

No, we got some time.

[E]

Diamonds. And I ain't talking about no booger, because these can't fit no nose.

[A]

Big dog,

[G]

you got to remember. Yeah, you got to remember, remember, once the OG Is in the building, straight clean, she don't play.

[E]

Yeah, I know.

[A]

Straight clean.

[G]

She right there, too. Over the shoulder. That's what I'm scared. I'm scared. I can't wait. We lit. I don't give what the fans talking about. Hey, y' all can't stop us.

[A]

He.

[G]

He gonna listen to y'.

[F]

All.

[G]

It's going down. Putting on the best suit. That day, they said I. They said, I can't find a suit. That's why I had to go to this party. They try to play here. So they pulled me to the side. Yo, hey, cut his party. Yo, you can't find a suit? She pulled me to the side of the kitchen. Best suit.

[E]

I s it up already?

[G]

I spoke the ish. We lit, y'.

[E]

All. When did they get married and we none of us get invited?

[A]

He'll never do that.

[G]

You think he'll do that?

[A]

He'll never do that.

[C]

I'm prepared for that possibility.

[E]

No, you know I'm tripping, because if not for nothing, Parks is invited. It's just us.

[A]

Pause.

[G]

Parks is going, nigga, I'm talking to Cory.

[A]

Cory.

[G]

Cory Fogo over here. Cory, where y' all at, boy?

[A]

Yeah, well, luckily, we're gonna be on

[E]

Cory phone like he Guru Jay Z Day.

[A]

Luckily for all of us. Oh, Corey girlfriend. I love that. Corey new little girlfriend. I love to show up to a wedding. Luckily, we have a little time, y'. All. We got some time.

[E]

I think we close.

[A]

We real close.

[G]

You're speaking different.

[A]

Like.

[G]

Like, now is when you speak about it.

[C]

Then the next stage.

[G]

No, hold on now.

[E]

That's h. Good, though. We ain't on that.

[G]

Hold on, y'. All. Now, when you speak about it, he talking.

[D]

Excuse me.

[G]

Thank you. Listen, you speak it with surety. You speaking confidently. Like now. It's like, yeah, even if I don't know if that's a word.

[A]

I'm just trying.

[G]

But now, mind your business, White Pop.

[A]

Listen now. Huh?

[F]

It's a word.

[G]

All right? Now, you speaking with confidence when it comes to this, and I can't wait. It's calm. It's seeping through you.

[A]

We got some time, but we're gonna hit that. David Bridles, did you hear?

[E]

More for everybody in the room. I don't know if you heard. Mark said that we're close to the huge ass diamond but the wedding will be further because you know to be engaged to you to 12 years no

[C]

I wasn't saying that I was just saying first first that didn't the plan

[A]

J Stone I think you're doing the same year okay we copping that J Stone big the big big J Cloudy is the style. We said our own we got overcast down out there Big J Holy Gia certified J holy.

[B]

She didn't think that was very funny.

[E]

Don't get the choice I didn't get the Cloudy thing the good D a long way from first you boy now

[C]

see you not going to beat the

[E]

prodigy allegations with that I'm being sarcastic is Jesus Christ here go is no see because from the clarity

[A]

one thing

[G]

about the clarity he broke the Rolex down the other day they want you

[E]

to have the right clarity Mona. And if the clarity's right the expense

[F]

is I a know if a put one on your your finger before

[E]

I

[G]

don't want no problems and it's this

[A]

you my next this is what she stuck on it's ruining it's like she

[C]

still pulled a big ass bag.

[A]

I'm not off that what else needs our attention?

[G]

Well that was a lot.

[B]

We just did a lot that was

[C]

a lot since we talking about that to me went too far on podcast.

[A]

Oh God.

[C]

What?

[A]

I used to get scared when you put your little serious scene in voice on it.

[C]

It's not serious. I wasn't that serious at all. I was about the Kenya Martin shit.

[A]

Nah no nah nah nah nah nah.

[B]

What you guys think of the game using the same line in every girl's DMs.

[A]

I love this now this is a topic I can get behind why you look at what at me every time you say some you're my 20 year friend. Okay that's what it is. Got it.

[C]

Good save.

[G]

Great.

[A]

So I didn't understand cuz I'm old but apparently game the game is dming game first of all shout out to the game. Shooters going to shoot we getting shots up. You talking about game got no game they out there. Look you bugging you think you better

[D]

in the game I mean you want going my Nah nah. I'm from Queens remember I'm from Queens.

[A]

All right so no once start I'm from Queensland too much. All right so probably not game has been dming mad Instagram baddies F3 just F3. Just F3 and I'm old so I didn't get it until I did more research and so he says, fuck three. And then one of them say, what?

[B]

Huh?

[A]

And then he says, my bad. I thought I saw a snack. I mean, I saw a snack at the vending machine, so I thought you was a vending machine.

[D]

Wow.

[A]

It's real smooth.

[B]

It's solid.

[A]

That's. Hey, B dot. That's a good line. Yes, I like it. That's a good line.

[E]

That.

[A]

What she know?

[C]

A good line is a line that works.

[A]

That's not a good line. Yes, it's is. Wait, let B D and Ishab the 1v1.

[F]

Let's do it. I'm saying a good line is a line that's gonna one make them laugh. It's gonna make them laugh. They're gonna be like, oh, that's funny. I'm in. So once you put a smile on their face and make them laugh, you in?

[D]

So you're at the Shark bar, like in 1975,000.

[A]

Once a say you in,

[D]

you at the spot, right? And you pull up to a young lady. But hey, F3. Like, huh, I thought this was a vending machine. Like, I thought you were snapping it

[A]

all up like that. Yeah, but whatever.

[E]

The.

[D]

That's corny.

[E]

And that's. And that's. And that's the thing. And that's the point.

[A]

Corny works.

[B]

Corny works. For sure.

[E]

I agree with you. I think that it's corny and I think it's something that. The only way it wouldn't be corny is if you were saying it face to face. I don't think it's a good drawing for the DM. It going against what Mr. Button said. How would she know? Motherfuckers hit the DM every day, all day, you know, and there are some types of sometimes little one liners in the DM that do catch my attention because it's funny. But that one isn't one. That's one that. The only way you pull that off is face to face. There's something about the vending machine is just like, I don't know.

[D]

Do you also think it works because he's a celebrity?

[E]

Huh?

[D]

Because he's a celebrity.

[E]

Do you think that's the reason why it works? His game? And that's the thing. Most of the girls that's responding to that, they're not responding because it was funny. They responded because it's game. And he's the one that said it. That's it.

[C]

But he is gay.

[A]

But that helps.

[E]

Yeah, I mean, he did either way, I guess. I guess it's cool because if you wanted them bad bitches and you get rappers a lot. He's probably one of the only rappers trying to be funny off the gun bus. So it'll stand out. Most of them just come up with I'm such and such, so fuck with me. So. Yeah, but I just. I think that's corny. I'm sorry, y' all don't think that's corny?

[B]

Yes, it's corny, but it's corny because corny.

[A]

But it worked.

[F]

If you say some corny shit with confidence and you look how you look and you walk in person, you walk up and say some silly shit, it works.

[D]

But if a regular guy said that same line, do you think it works?

[F]

No, I don't know that. I don't know that.

[A]

Yeah, I don't know.

[F]

You saying regular as in not famous.

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

Yes.

[A]

If a. If you attractive and confident, bro, I

[F]

think if you walk up to a girl and you got a good representation of who you are. Yes, I think it could work.

[E]

Is. I ain't trying to beat around the bush. I'm trying to beat around your bush.

[A]

See that work that, That'll work on him.

[B]

Laser.

[A]

He got no head.

[G]

You get right through there. He like, oh, that was nice.

[A]

This is where I push back on some of what you saying, B Dot, and some of what Mona is saying.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

By now we've seen quite a few DMs leak of celebrities hitting the insta baddy. What did Quavo send a snowflake?

[E]

I like that. I like that though.

[F]

But what was the snowflake representing?

[G]

Lice, baby.

[A]

Well, he was hitting sweetie. Okay, so the snow. I don't know what the. I'm old. Let me not even try to make it sound like I know what it was.

[C]

She was icy girl.

[A]

She was the icy girl. Yeah.

[E]

That's why that was Sweetie John. Cuz she the icy girl.

[A]

But my point, my, my point is this. To be Dot and Mona and. And just being honest, how much do you really think it take to crack these chicks?

[D]

It don't take much if you're a celebrity. Not much if you.

[F]

I'm not even on that.

[A]

If you anybody. Yo, these chicks are crackable people out here.

[D]

I agree.

[A]

Yo, it is a. I don't know when the last time. Yo, we all. We all involved. So I mean. But it is an absolute layup line outside off Nothing I could believe that if you put on. If you go spray your worst cologne on and go to the bank, you

[G]

just don't wear cologne.

[F]

We Talking about. So now when you come in there smelling like something.

[A]

It could be some brute.

[B]

Some people don't have pickup lines at all. They just tapping the like button and think that's gonna get it done.

[A]

I'm saying it just don't take much to get the job done. Celebrity regular guy to put. It's just easy. It's easy out there.

[E]

They. But if it didn't.

[A]

No, they hopping around. It's not if they. No, no, no, no. Because that's. That's misrepresenting my point. It's not if they. They. They are in mass. Like, they are hopping around multiple dicks in a day, a week, a month. They sharing them same teammates. What are we talking about out here? Yes, yes.

[E]

I'm so green.

[A]

And then they go. And then they go take they BBL out and change.

[E]

Oh, God.

[A]

They go take all the out they ass and then try to heal personal experience.

[E]

Funny, ugly, paid poor, whatever. The funny guy get the personality guy always get the.

[F]

So now you rich, you a superstar.

[A]

You, you, you.

[F]

You bring it all the way down to go send a funny compliment to a girl that in a different way, it's a celebrity.

[D]

I think the celebrity factor entices a woman to be.

[A]

What's up with you? I'm being honest.

[E]

Famous.

[C]

What kind of. So what would you say?

[D]

You're in the show, look nice.

[A]

Yeah. Boy,

[C]

that still works.

[F]

7 million in their DM.

[E]

You look nice.

[C]

Don't look. You say that on the Internet or you said that in person?

[D]

Are we talking about. Are we talking about on the app or in person?

[B]

Yes. DMs.

[C]

DMs.

[G]

DM.

[D]

Yes. You look nice. What's wrong with that?

[E]

There's nothing wrong. Nobody's gonna open it.

[D]

But if a celebrity says it, it's a whole different interaction.

[E]

All right, let's take the celebrity off. What do you say?

[C]

So celebrity must have too took his work, man.

[A]

No, you could clear that. Clear as day.

[F]

Take it off of the celebrity thing. A regular man. And I don't know who the girl is, but I'm assuming if game shot at her that she looked like something.

[B]

There was a bunch of girls that posted.

[A]

All right, cool.

[F]

So this girl has regular Joe Schmo in a DMS in abundance. So you think, hi, you look nice.

[B]

Delete

[A]

report.

[E]

You just don't open it.

[A]

It's not working.

[C]

Just sound creepy.

[A]

Well, what I will say is a girl thought it was corny and posted it, and then mad other girls that thought it was corny posted it Publicly to.

[F]

No, I thought it was. He did this shit like 10 years ago and he's still using the same line today. I thought that was the.

[B]

That may be the case.

[A]

Yeah, but I'm talking about pick and rolls. I'm talking about them all Start yo mama spe note was also.

[G]

You had one

[A]

every on black planet.

[E]

Mi hinte.

[F]

MySpace had a cut and paste note.

[A]

You could tell he 5000. Y' all don't hear him. Listen, he can't even hide it. Yo.

[F]

You know what's so funny?

[A]

He can't even hide it.

[B]

I'mma let you live today.

[A]

I'mma let you live. You can't kill me. You can't kill me. Yo, you 10,000. Say something else.

[F]

Your jersey is up in the MySpace

[A]

rafters for love and romance. For love and romance and intimacy and top 80 and finding 800. I was good at building a connection. A bunch of them.

[C]

I like tentacles.

[A]

I like this game shit. Because regardless of what B Dot say, it is cool to see pickup lines come back.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

There was an era where you needed a bag of pickup lines. You needed rap, and a lot of mines was corny. And they worked every time.

[C]

Did they work before you were Joe, buddy?

[D]

That's what I'm saying, cuz.

[E]

According to B, you wasn't.

[A]

Yo, you know what? You know what it is about that?

[F]

I don't say that.

[A]

You know what it is about that? Like, anybody on earth that made something great got because of it. True, right? So when you say, like when she was Joe B. Well, I made that song.

[C]

No, I'm with you.

[A]

That song didn't exist.

[F]

My game.

[C]

No, what I'm saying is, so if

[A]

she want to hop, skip and jump on some dick because I made the song, like, why do I get crucified?

[C]

I'm saying them pick up lines work before that too.

[A]

I'm sure all of us, bro.

[C]

My name no no hits.

[A]

My name is famous now. Hold up now. I'm trying to do my corny line. Trying to remember what it is real bad. I said this podcast before, but it always worked. It always bad. What was it? God. Hey there.

[C]

Hey there.

[E]

It's his tone of his voice.

[A]

My name is God. That's Doug spelled backwards with a little bit of you.

[C]

That's ill. You never did that.

[E]

This motherfucker talented. This motherfucker talented, bro. This motherfucker talented, bro.

[A]

This poet, bro.

[E]

This nigga poet, bro.

[G]

That was the worst I ever heard in my life.

[E]

This.

[C]

That's the worst I ever heard in my life.

[E]

Pump it up.

[C]

Look.

[A]

It's gotta be you too good at rapping for that. Why you always gotta be on that one?

[E]

The best. One of the best pickup lines I ever got. I was young as. And that's. It's an older guy yelling, I'm done.

[A]

Holy.

[E]

Now it's not even gonna be as good because my energy's drained now.

[A]

I'm sorry.

[E]

It's too late.

[A]

I'm sorry.

[E]

But no, it's a bunch of stuff in my hand. And, like, I'm coming out of a store, like a shopping store. And it's an older guy, and he's like, hey, baby. Hey, hey, hey. And I look up and he go, you drop. Drop something. I look down and he's like, no, turn, look. So I end up making a 360 looking on the ground. When I look back up at him, I'm completely pissed. I'm like, what the are you talking. Talking about? He's like, you dropped something. I don't see it.

[A]

Me.

[E]

You dropped me. Hey, that was like the cute.

[A]

Oh, my God. That's horrible. You like that?

[E]

I didn't give him my number, but it caught my attention.

[B]

And you're knocking the vending machine.

[E]

I never forgot it. I don't like the vending machine thing.

[A]

N. You know what? Do you know what error was fun? The any of the lines that had. You've been running through my mind, yo. Your feet tired, yo. You've been running through my mind, yo. Niggas got so much.

[B]

I thought you were gonna get the fall from heaven line.

[A]

You must be an angel. Why? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All that used to work, yo. It's not hard to. None of them. I'm getting back to my original point. They fuckable as hell.

[C]

Try.

[D]

Try.

[A]

That's really ultimately what.

[E]

Look.

[A]

Hey, say anything. Try. Hi. You look nice.

[C]

How?

[A]

You look nice.

[C]

Terrible.

[A]

It works.

[D]

I use a pickup line that always worked. And I'm just a regular guy.

[E]

There is a killer.

[A]

You still on this regular guy?

[E]

I'm a regular guy. He got.

[A]

We are all regular. Wait, you know what's funny? You're not even a regular guy.

[E]

That's the funny part. He's not a regular guy.

[C]

That's why that work

[G]

don't work.

[C]

I promise you, Mark.

[E]

Me and Mark think that you might have lost some work to a celeb

[A]

elder bar to somebody too. No, no. It was. No, no, no, no.

[E]

This is a safe space for you to be able to.

[D]

Eskimo brothers with a lot of rappers.

[G]

I don't think I won't hit you cuz I'm popular. Watch your mouth. Get that You Philly. Watch your mouth.

[A]

So yeah, but any rappers we listen to or like some of the weak mid one. Yo, you know I know is man out there. Like I'm not.

[F]

How you know, Joe?

[A]

Because like listening to some of the that had a run and used to work. Yo, you. You ate. You tired, yo.

[G]

Yeah.

[F]

Why did.

[A]

Why did you ate? Oh, no, Joe, Joe.

[D]

Stop, stop, stop.

[A]

These is greedy and hungry and hungry and lonely. These cuz she ain't ate in a month.

[G]

You know she ain't ate.

[A]

She been eating croissants and jelly.

[G]

That's it.

[A]

Her cupboard. That's it. Doritos.

[G]

The crust of the wonder Bread.

[A]

Spicy, spicy. Cheetos.

[E]

Don't even get hungry no more.

[F]

You crazy.

[E]

You crazy.

[F]

Food is going to work in 2019.

[A]

He ain't hungry either.

[G]

Food. Is it food today?

[E]

For the last month. Both of them.

[G]

They nothing if they both on oic.

[E]

What?

[G]

What works then, Mona?

[A]

Yo, and we waking that up too.

[G]

If.

[A]

If she on oic, find out what paying for it. Her insurance ain't covering that and it ain't cheap. She losing all them pounds and giving that away.

[E]

That's right.

[G]

You got a lot. I get for five on. On the market.

[E]

I get it.

[G]

You got a lie.

[E]

I got it for nine.

[G]

I get a five for the market.

[C]

You pick up lines. Nah, nah.

[G]

Being funny or being loud. Sometimes it works. It works like it relates to. It relates to. And then some of them is like, I don't want it.

[A]

And the girls that like you probably like that type n you.

[G]

I'mma keep it real. I'mma be respectful, cuz. Stop. You can't use the cheat code.

[A]

Yo, why you is always threaten me when my girl is here? I don't like that.

[G]

I'm not. I'm never playing with you.

[A]

That don't feel good to me play

[F]

with you like that.

[E]

While I'm saying.

[A]

I'm just saying me regardless. Well, don't threaten me.

[F]

Actually, I might take it a little light when shot a here.

[A]

I appreciate that.

[G]

While you was talking sh at the hotel, like, how long you gonna be on the subject? Take it super light. She like this three times, huh?

[A]

Anyway, yo minutes. These is mad.

[E]

I have a question for y'.

[C]

All.

[A]

What's up, big Mona?

[E]

There is a difference of the way you come on to a girl on an app versus a social media app versus a dating app versus in person. Correct. I feel like y' all just like blinking like it's all the same. It's a big difference.

[A]

Good morning, work.

[E]

On top of the fact that.

[C]

Good morning. Get it done.

[A]

Good morning. Work your. I'm done.

[G]

Hey, I just want to tell you good evening. Good evening.

[E]

Listen and just watch.

[C]

Anything other than you look nice.

[E]

On top of that.

[A]

I don't.

[E]

I think a lot of y' all in this room, y' all don't count. For the guy that's shy and he just can't approach a woman so he shines.

[A]

It's just really shy.

[G]

That's just mad sh.

[A]

It's just really shy.

[E]

He's shy, but his eyes are green.

[G]

Yeah.

[E]

So when he turn his eyes this way and the room lights up green. He got it.

[G]

He's not approaching them. They're approaching him. He get approached.

[A]

As you get older, though, they stunk

[E]

with the green eye.

[G]

I'm with you. Not like that.

[E]

Like, they just float to him.

[D]

Eric sermon over here.

[F]

Yo.

[G]

The eat orange pills in the club.

[E]

Like, are you serious?

[C]

Yeah. He don't drink.

[E]

Ask him.

[C]

He eat orange pills.

[E]

You go to the club, eat tangerines.

[G]

The pills. Not the tangerine. The pills.

[E]

Oh, he eat straight orange.

[A]

Just get the pill.

[F]

You orange.

[E]

Get his ass, Laser. Eat pills of vegetables and got green eyes. That's it.

[A]

It's over.

[E]

A

[A]

drink.

[C]

What the.

[A]

And don't drink. He doing all that off the Natty and I. And I wonder. He doing that off the N. All

[G]

they do is look at that and wonder. He put all that into perspective.

[A]

Yo, they called that Jack Harlow Milk. The Shocker. They still at it. Is that.

[E]

Is that interview that's going on around him Is that old, y'?

[D]

All.

[E]

Where they're playing the black hits and he has no clue.

[A]

Frankie Beverly is.

[E]

That's old, right? That just went wrong. Revital again. I am so happy that they're dragging him and I feel like we kicked it off.

[A]

That's part of. That's part of why they tearing him up. Because of that. They say just a few years ago, you didn't know who Brandy was. You didn't know Frankie Beverly was like. Yeah, that's part of why they was tearing him up.

[E]

Make a Neo album.

[B]

He is only like 26 years old.

[C]

28.

[F]

It's a lot of 28 years old, Frank.

[E]

I get that.

[C]

I don't know how many make soul albums, though. Not Frankie.

[E]

Yeah.

[F]

Brandy and Frankie Beverly are different. There's 28 year old black people that don't. Won't know who Frankie Beverly is. Especially if they not from the South.

[E]

Okay. If they don't know who Frankie Rever is, they. They can. They can recognize. They can recognize.

[A]

Don't stop talking over Mona. You go ahead, Mona.

[E]

They can recognize the song though.

[A]

Yes.

[E]

Because Frankie Beverly is cookout work whole country. It don't matter where you at facts. Cuz Frankie is for Philly. He's not a southern guy. So wherever you go, you're gonna hear from Frankie Re.

[B]

Oh, I thought you. I thought you said he didn't know the names. He didn't even know the music.

[E]

That's when I was. He didn't know the music. He couldn't recognize Frankie Re.

[F]

Nuts.

[G]

That's crazy.

[A]

Are y' all buying?

[C]

Before I let go was kind.

[E]

I think Frankie Re is worse.

[A]

Are y' all buying the whole a Monica. My thing.

[F]

I'm not.

[B]

I don't know about that might be

[C]

a. I'm not buying it.

[E]

Like was like a.

[A]

Like a sly waiter.

[E]

I don't think so. I don't think so. I think that he.

[A]

That's a lot. But I'm rolling. I mean, that's a lot. And I don't know if I have came to that conclusion on my own.

[G]

That's what some kids, Caucasian kids say a lot of.

[A]

Really? I didn't know Monica. Yeah, yeah. Monica.

[E]

That's like a streamer thing right in that world.

[F]

That Internet them is different.

[A]

Oh, so we got to slide them. Don't come around me saying Monica.

[C]

Okay.

[G]

They're not talking about the singer.

[A]

I'm so old and have fell over the girl a few weeks ago when they was like. I think it was y' all apart. Or somebody was like, hey, Jack Harlow got. Now I'm coming out Monica. I thought that he had a collab project dropping with Monica.

[G]

Well, I don't think the word Monica is my. Well, people use that. But listen to album like that.

[E]

That's what he was asking you look

[F]

at the Internet or if you be outside. White kids are running around saying, my, my. Today white homeboys like. Like it just like it's nothing. It's just rolling off their tongue.

[D]

That's growing up in New York City.

[A]

I don't really see too many white. I wouldn't mind seeing some white kids now a bunch of Asian running around.

[E]

How much coming back? It's coming back. Yeah, it's coming.

[A]

Mad Korean kids. I was begging for a white kid. Even a black kid now like, where's God damn?

[G]

Where's Timothy?

[E]

You know that energy of when you play PlayStation and the person calls you a in the chat room or whatever. I just feel like those kind of white. That kind of stuff.

[D]

I'm desensitized to that. Cuz growing up in New York City, that's like a kid's first word. Like.

[E]

But that's a different thing. Hell yeah. But. But that's a different thing. The. The dude, the white boy that live in. In. In Queens that talk like that, he think he a. That's a. I'm talking about the white boy that is only saying it online. Get a kick out of it. Those kind of white boys starting to say it face to face. That's what I'm saying. And I blame all that on the Trump administration of feeling a little. Yeah, Trump got the. Trump got the white guy that used to call you a at the light and speed off. He got this actually rolling down the window and popping it. You know how before they call you A they run the light so they don't be stuck at you. Now they standing like they like. Like they boulder.

[G]

Yeah, they stand like that.

[E]

I enjoy it, cuz. I would love to wrestle with a white boy at the light. I you up. I'm with that be.

[A]

I can guarantee you that. I'm sorry to go back to this. The girl that you DMing saying, I'm not DMing any.

[D]

Anybody.

[A]

Well, you're in a relationship. Yeah.

[G]

Oh, you in a relationship.

[A]

And we didn't know that when. When you was. I'm not DMing nobody.

[E]

Like, hey, but don't start announcing. You got a every five minutes. I'm tired.

[F]

I'm not going to lie. Yo, F3 to me ain't whack.

[B]

It's not horrible.

[F]

That is not whack. Cuz she's definitely going to be like, what?

[D]

I think she's only saying what because

[C]

it's game N F3. Get it done. For most people, I'm talking about the response. Like they going to say what you

[F]

mean they're going to say huh?

[C]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

[A]

And they going to get blocked.

[D]

That's what's going to happen.

[F]

I mean that's a possibility.

[A]

All I'm saying is the girl that you DM and you look nice. She knows she looks nice.

[F]

Yeah. Every 80,000 tell her she knows pretty

[B]

girls like to still be told.

[G]

Yeah. Don't do that to him.

[F]

No, she's.

[C]

But it ain't moving the needle instantly every day.

[A]

I don't think you look nice. Help. She a pretty girl.

[D]

It don't.

[C]

It's an Ice break.

[D]

It opens up. It cracks the door.

[C]

Thank you. And then where does it go from?

[E]

Nowhere.

[A]

Wait, wait, wait. We got him now. We got him.

[D]

Okay. What?

[G]

What?

[C]

So she said, thank you now. What?

[A]

Thank you now. Thirst World.

[D]

I would say, welcome to Thirst World.

[A]

Would you? Nothing.

[C]

You could say that.

[A]

Don't look thirsty now. Let's let it go.

[D]

I would say maybe you ate. You know, Would you have a good night? If you were somewhere, did you have a good night? Or like, where's the dress from? Or something like that.

[C]

Or like, where's the dress from?

[A]

You guys, please.

[C]

All right. Defend your queen's brother, please.

[G]

Not that part. Not where they get the dress from. But you can earn where you get that from. How was your night?

[C]

How you doing?

[G]

You good? You can ask that.

[A]

Welcome to Thirst World.

[F]

Welcome to Block City. Can I get your corny ass?

[E]

You in war with the leather. You did that?

[A]

Yeah, that's how it sound.

[D]

If you see a woman, we get

[C]

that dress, we get.

[D]

No, she took a picture. You say, oh, you look nice. Right?

[E]

Please.

[D]

And I'm like, oh, is that like a Versace or Herb Ledger?

[A]

Whatever, whatever. Is that Versace? Is that Herb Ledger?

[G]

I don't know.

[A]

The outline.

[C]

No. She might not think you straight after that.

[A]

No, for sure.

[E]

She's texting. Girl, he fine with what ways. But he talking about where I get my dress at. You know, they be DL Girl.

[A]

Nah.

[E]

What ways?

[D]

That looks like a nice.

[A]

My thing is this. The you look nice is gonna get you the thanks. Thank you. The thanks or not even a K. It's gonna get you a heart.

[C]

And you still like the square one. You still gotta say something.

[A]

And then you write back to. Yeah, square one, where you got to say something. And now if you say something else that warrants a response and she gives you the quick response. Again, Again. Strike two.

[F]

Strike two.

[A]

You know you look thirsty. Every time you say something that warrants a response, you're you, you're. You're you. You look nice. Just get to thank you and that's the end.

[C]

If.

[A]

If. If you were genuine in that she's looking for that to be the end and never speak to you again conversation. But the fact that you keep, like,

[E]

you using that to talk to me,

[A]

you're trying to talk bad. Bad spot that from 20 miles away.

[C]

That's a fact. Said something interesting.

[D]

That's what I'm saying. Impress. If you know her outfit of like, is that a Valentino?

[C]

Is that something like.

[G]

Shut up.

[A]

Okay. Order in the pod. This next to me. No,

[E]

wait, everybody, I have something to say. In beot defense, he looked like the kind of. That would say, you look pretty today. So maybe I think it might work for B. Cuz B do look like the kind of guy that would say, you look nice today. It fits his aesthetic. When she goes to his page, he

[G]

looks like the kind of guy that

[E]

would say, is that Valentino? Is that the spring 26?

[F]

Yo, now let me hold. Now, when it's fashion nova and you say, yo, is that Valentine Valentino? You just insulted that.

[G]

Oh, why she gotta be a God damn.

[A]

Yo, dog.

[E]

Where's the elegance?

[G]

Yeah, let's go.

[A]

Mona and Valentino, not fashion.

[C]

I'm ask you a question.

[D]

You can ask me any shit.

[E]

Tight as he sits on.

[A]

He trying to play me.

[F]

Are you trying to be funny?

[E]

Nah. Oh, nigga got jokes in a little dumbass pocket.

[G]

I have.

[C]

Watch that. I have no doubt that you've gotten the baddest of the bad.

[D]

Yes.

[A]

I want to know who the brothers.

[C]

Has that line worked with them? Yes.

[G]

Let's go, B.

[C]

It has. B.

[A]

B, you just got waves of good skin. I don't know if it was good skin is mad.

[G]

I was looking.

[A]

You got waves of good skin.

[G]

You know why?

[F]

Because it works.

[D]

When I use the. The icebreaker opening line, Vaseline. It's because women. Every woman's outfit has a story behind it, right?

[C]

All right?

[A]

It has.

[G]

She having a seizure?

[A]

I told you. It does.

[E]

I'm sorry. I had a seizure.

[A]

Got that Queens one. It does. Hey, yo, yo. That's how y' all do it in Queens. Y. You claiming that. Yo, yo, can you. I. I'd like to hear. I'd like to hear what he's thera. I would like where he's coming from.

[D]

Women, when they get dressed, okay, they have a story behind why they picked what they picked, Right?

[A]

Do you agree?

[E]

Yes, the story is.

[D]

All right. So if I'm saying you look nice, right? And then we had to wait a minute.

[F]

The playing like, you know, them little pink teeny nipples.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Or like the long National Geographic nipples.

[F]

You have like the. The is braille nipples of Stevie Wonders.

[A]

Yeah, they were nice. You know when, like, you grab a woman's breast and it's. You feel it and it feels like a bag of sand. That's. Yeah, that's why he sound like, yo, yo.

[E]

Yes, that's what it is. You said. You looked at me and said, when y' all dress, the outfit tells the story. Yes, the outfit. Nail day tells a story. Con sent the shut off notice. So I can't get the Valentino and I will get the Bachelor.

[A]

I guess it depends on who you approaching. The women that I've approached.

[D]

If they say if I. If I compliment the outfit and I know where it's from or whatever, they're interested. Oh, this guy has taste, style.

[E]

Yes.

[D]

Has a.

[C]

A good shopping together.

[D]

You ever took a woman shopping, right?

[A]

Wait, hold up, hold up. He stepped in our business. He asked you a question, Mark.

[D]

You never took a woman shopping.

[C]

Yeah, but I'm saying they think you're gonna shop it as her girlfriend.

[D]

No, I'm saying I have taste that Valentino. No, I have elevated style. I know good things. I know quality.

[A]

And he classier than y'. All. Perhaps that may work on the people he talking to. Like on the fatherless chicks I target. That ain't. That ain't so. I mean, he speak to each his own. Y' all is phony.

[E]

The girl who wakes. I don't know exactly talking about the girl who wakes up, feels California and dresses like she's totally in California, whether she's in Detroit or not.

[D]

I'm not talking to no hood booger.

[E]

That's the girl. First of all, it's a lot of hook boogers that wake up in their outfits, tell stories. No shade to hook boogers. But I get what you saying. You're not talking to somebody where they're even going to have some Fashion Nova on.

[C]

Right?

[A]

Okay.

[D]

See, we landed the plane.

[A]

Some of them fashion Novos be having

[E]

a wagon Fashion Nova holes when they see your name on Twitter.

[A]

It's on down.

[B]

Shout out to Fashion Nova ho.

[C]

Shout out to Fashion Nova here.

[A]

J support all the Fashion Nova hoes and Safari too. He do Fashion Nova dudes, right? He do Fashion Nova for men.

[D]

I wouldn't know about that.

[A]

He just put the drawers on and put the hammer walking around safari get a lot of. I know he do that only he could do. And don't nobody say nothing him about it. He just doing pull ups and some Fashion Nova draw on rock. I was unfollow that I would unfollow.

[B]

Yeah, if that's the content you're bringing.

[A]

Y remember that phase where the rappers was working out, trying to show their game did it too. Y game F3 is better than that old. You was doing the game when the

[E]

ethics first got popular.

[A]

Yes.

[E]

That's what y know the ethic of babe to know that though.

[A]

Oh, you. You

[E]

remember.

[A]

Y' all want to take this time to get mystical. The out of here like a family. Oh yeah.

[E]

So tired of that.

[D]

I think he did that already.

[E]

Great.

[A]

The mystical is over. Yo. Get the out of here. You're done.

[F]

What he do now?

[A]

Same. He been doing literally the same crime.

[F]

You lying.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Going. This nigga's crazy.

[E]

We are with him behind bars. Like, you know you can't say that about a lot of people that go to jail. You can say it about Mr. We are all safer cuz this in jail. And I'm.

[C]

He got mental illness.

[A]

Yeah.

[G]

His.

[E]

His hair. His hair stylist. People that work with him, fans. So many people have been attacked. It's like it's no limit of who he won't hurt.

[A]

Peace.

[E]

What is. What is he found guilty at this time right now?

[A]

Y.

[E]

Third degree.

[A]

They brought it down.

[E]

Okay.

[G]

I mean he made a deal with them and they brought it down.

[E]

Yeah, yeah.

[G]

One of them shits.

[A]

But the O2 charge was. It wasn't that, but it was that.

[G]

The first charge was he was facing life. This one is 0 to 20 years.

[A]

Get him out of here, man. Pack. Pack. Mystical. The up. It's over, dog.

[E]

Because his jacket, his background is that bad. Plus, you know they still do that three strikes are out thing. And I'm sure this is three sexual crime.

[C]

I think that's why he plays down to avoid.

[G]

Yeah, yeah.

[E]

But he done. He's out of guarantee.

[C]

And if you get 20 as a 50 year old black man.

[E]

Right, right. He. Oh, so it's over. But that's best for him. Ain't nobody want to see that braided bob anyway. You. We knew you was weird when you was wearing that braided bob sitting on top of that basketball court. I knew. What's up with you? Men don't wear braided bobs. Women do. We knew it.

[B]

Mark, I'm really curious to hear your Chuck Norris eulogy.

[G]

Yeah, please. Yo, my man.

[C]

You know it changed this morning.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

What happened when I saw Benjamin Netanyahu. First of all, Chuck Norris died today.

[B]

You went right to Israel.

[E]

Come on, bro.

[C]

No, like shouted him out and said thank you for being such a good friend to me. So I gotta say that my head up a little bit in terms of how I know.

[A]

Mark, Mark. Yo, cut you.

[G]

I'm just telling you that changing your view on Chuck.

[C]

Yeah, he said thank you for being such a good friend, Israel.

[D]

But what if he doesn't?

[E]

Yes, yes, yes, yes, I did.

[C]

I did some deep diving on it and it's.

[B]

It's true.

[A]

No, we know you did.

[C]

And it's True.

[A]

But that said, can you cut your Israel button off? Like, you know, Mark got that Israel

[G]

T. Look at the

[E]

radical.

[C]

No, I can't.

[E]

He's an activist. Till the day he my here. I strive to be. To be.

[A]

This one day I'm on the precipice for some big deals, man. This just going T shirt.

[C]

I didn't even. My point anyway.

[G]

My shirt spoke loud, free mu mia every day.

[C]

Chuck Norris died today at the age of 86.

[G]

He did.

[C]

It's kind of sudden too, because he was. He posted for his birthday, which was just last week, and he was saying, I'm getting better. I'm leveling up. He didn't.

[A]

All right, I know you about to kill the eulogy, but it stops being sudden after a certain age.

[D]

He looks spry in the video.

[G]

Spry.

[B]

If you look spry.

[A]

He was boxing. Good for him. I boxed the other day too, and almost died.

[F]

It's a lot of. That's 90 that run four miles a day.

[A]

They ain't gonna say it's son. Yeah, yeah.

[C]

But Chuck. No, Norris is. That's part of what makes the Chuck Norris story so interesting to me is like, Chuck Norris has been a symbol of, like, invincibility. They got Chuck Norris jokes, Chuck Norris myths, Chuck Norris tall tales. Like, Chuck Norris is like a metaphor for being, like, unstoppable. So for a lot of people, it was hard to believe that somebody like Chuck Norris could ever die. But he did. And it's really sudden and really sad for a lot of people. He's known for kung fu or martial arts movies. He's known for the Texas Ranger show. He's known for being one of the greatest martial artists that America has ever produced. Black belt in karate, taekwondo, Brazilian Jiu jitsu, and judo. He started his own Chuck Norris system.

[A]

Real martial arts. Ish.

[C]

And he's. And he never stopped learning. The thing for me about Chuck Norris I always loved was that he never stopped learning. He was a black belt on a bunch of. Of shit and was respected by a lot of people. Then he went to Brazil and grappled with one of the Gracies, who were the founders of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. He got choked out, and when he woke up, he didn't talk shit. He said, I'm gonna learn Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and spent the next 30 years training and studying for that. Got a black belt and that died. A fourth, third or fourth degree black belt in jiu Jitsu and helped spread American Jiu Jitsu throughout America. So he's A martial arts icon. He's a TV icon. Icon. He's a movie icon. And from all accounts, everybody I know who knows Chuck Norris, and I've never met him and don't know him. A good dude who was very faithful, very honest, very family oriented, and just a good dude.

[B]

Rest in peace, Chuck Norris.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

I used to like Walker, Texas.

[G]

Rest in peace, Norris.

[C]

I said, rest in peace, Chuck Norris.

[F]

Okay.

[C]

I got a lot of admiration for him. I watch. I still watch his videos in his training.

[G]

Yeah.

[C]

And he started his own Bruce Lee. Yeah. Day of the dragon. Yeah.

[B]

In related news, Joe, you'll be very excited to learn their rebooting Bloodsport. A24.

[D]

Damn.

[B]

And I never thought I would have the chance to play this because it's a pretty inside joke, but I do split splits.

[D]

On a chair.

[G]

Chair in the backyard, in the air, talking to me.

[A]

I don't care.

[F]

Kiss, bitch.

[G]

And I put the hit them. Yeah, I do splits, but I ain't winning by no split decision. Plus, I came prepared. Yeah. They know my name in here. My brand new thing in here.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[G]

He got cities here. Big old P. Talking about it isn't fair. Them some big military blocks, Hong Kong.

[A]

Just sit and watch y' all couldn't get me.

[E]

Stop.

[A]

Yo, what is wrong with you? Hey, Mark. Got to give him the chain.

[C]

I think he heard it. This.

[A]

This guy is going. This boy is going absolutely crazy. Are you okay? Why do you have that queued up like.

[B]

Because I saw the bloodsport news. I know how big of a fan of bloodsport you are.

[A]

Yeah, but they about to disrespect blood.

[B]

I think they are.

[A]

They about to go crazy out there. 824 is not the place nuts for

[B]

a blood sport redo. It's gonna be weird in a different way.

[A]

I'm not watching that.

[B]

I'm definitely watching it, but I'm not gonna be happy.

[A]

I'm definitely.

[D]

Who's starring in it?

[B]

Michaela Cole is doing the. The show.

[D]

I don't know what that is.

[B]

She did. What was that called on hbo. It was a pretty serious show.

[A]

Wait, is a girl fighter now I may destroy you.

[B]

It was a very serious show on hbo.

[A]

Yeah. I don't know.

[B]

I don't know how this is going to go. I don't know how this is going to go.

[A]

All right, I'm going sit with that when it drops.

[B]

For sure.

[A]

Sure. Check that out. What else needs our attention? What else is important, unimportant and anything. Oh, I went to. That's What I meant to tell you guys earlier. I know Mona was at asking me where I went to eat last night. I got a. I got a new day spot for y'. All.

[B]

Oh, no.

[E]

Excuse me, Mr. Button, can I say something? I'm scrolling on Instagram. Starving to death.

[B]

Ain't that the worst?

[C]

And what you drinking Tang?

[A]

Yeah, Y say, are you drinking Tang? She said, yes, she is.

[E]

She said, tito, you want to sit?

[B]

Tang and Tito.

[E]

That's up.

[A]

That's really Tang and Tito.

[G]

Only.

[C]

Only Tang look like Tang, dog.

[A]

That's true. No, I don't drink T. No, please,

[E]

would I get Tang from home?

[A]

You talking about she got a Stanley full Tang.

[E]

I'm so tired of somewhere no sense. But I'm on a gram. I'm hungry, right? I think I had a taste for macaroni and cheese. Soul food. Whatever. I promise you. Because I follow Sade Sade post. Like, whatever I was craving, it was there. It was like Mac and yam, something like that. Then the next slide was like whatever I was craving yesterday. It was like collard greens and oxtails. And then the next slide was like fried chicken and fried shrimp. When I tell you everything that you're not supposed to eat, especially black people, was in front of these two. Like their spread was enough to fill some type of small village that you trying to fight for. You know what I mean? It was so much food, bro. I mean, if I. I couldn't list it, I could possibly listen. And then, you know what added insult to injury?

[G]

What?

[E]

The dessert looked better. The dessert? Banana pudding, strawberry shortcake, warm apple pie. Alamo with the steam coming up. The pie as it rests on the freezing cold ice.

[A]

No, she ain't lying. She ain't sound like that. Look, so my older brother texted me last week, and we don't talk.

[C]

This is the one you were talking about a few weeks ago.

[A]

No. Okay.

[E]

Meanwhile, he got one brother.

[A]

No, absolutely not. I got mad brothers now, so you

[C]

talking about brothers, nigga?

[A]

No, I'm talking about my older brother. Shout out to dude. But we don't.

[G]

What up, baby?

[A]

We don't text a lot. 1. And he's not a foodie, so he texts me to say. He texts me to my mom, yo, found a restaurant in Staten Island. Some of the greatest food ever. Y' all might want to check this out. So I don't tell nobody. My brother text me that. I'm just thinking, when my girl get here, I gotta fly a date spot to take my girl and act like I found some ill cause I want to spend quality time with you. Like, shit like that. My mom and my brother. No, my brother makes a reservation for all us to go eat. I ain't been to Staten island since we take forever. Drink the poke. I ain't been to Staten island since the poker games. That's easily 15 years ago.

[C]

Wow.

[A]

But that little. I like being able to get to somewhere in New York and not have to go to through New York. I really do like that.

[B]

I've never made the commute from Jersey.

[A]

It's much easier. It's beautiful. That little bridge that I've been teasing all this time is done this. What is it called again? The goth. Yo, that's. It's been some money on that, ain't it?

[F]

They close Jersey girls for that?

[B]

They got some LEDs on.

[A]

No, it's a beautiful, beautiful bridge. Listen, whatever the mob is doing over there, they're really stepping. They're really hitting it out the park. The mob has made some changes. So anyway, so me and my girl, we go over there. My brother and his lady and my mom and her goddaughter.

[G]

That's nice.

[A]

And my mom starts calling me, like, five minutes as I'm about to pull up, and she's like, where you at? Where you at? Where you at? They got us in this beautiful corner section with couches. And she said the name of the restaurant is Shaunae's House.

[C]

Shauna's House.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Shaunae's House is the name of this place. It only fits about 20 people.

[C]

Oh, wow.

[A]

It's very, very small.

[B]

I like them spots.

[A]

She was on Tamron hall and now is booked out. Out until July.

[C]

Oh, good for her.

[A]

But no, we got the contact now. So, you know, I mean, and she doing a pod soon, so we up in it. But anyway, so my mom is like, yo, Shawnae said she gonna bring everything out. We don't need to order nothing. She gonna let us try everything on this menu. And mad is coming out. So that sent my alarms off. And I said, okay, Ma, why is she doing that?

[B]

Had you taken the Zen?

[A]

Yeah.

[F]

You said why?

[A]

I said, ma, why is she doing that? Why did she have you seated in the fancy couch section? Why were we able to get this reservation so quickly? And why? And my mom said, oh, because she's great.

[G]

That's your mother, too.

[A]

That's what she said. So cool, boy. I walk in, there's a camera right there on the walk in. It's a camera on the walk in. Twenty seconds later, Pump it up comes on. Now the Place is small and I feel away because Pump it up came on and nobody's rocking. Is it a bottle? That's an insult. A little bit. But everybody's eating, enjoying themselves. Anyway, I sit down. This lady's amazing. Black lady family got all this history in Staten Island. The family been there since 1799. I mean, 1798, whatever year. Like there's a lot of history there with her and the food and all types of shit that she was telling me that I don't remember right now, but when she brung everything out and all of that shit tasted amazing. All of it. No, she didn't ask about you. I'm talking about everything on that menu was flies. She brought it out in courses. It was like four courses. She came over. It was very personable, hospitable. She was social. She was great. It was black people music playing. Little guy, piece of my love, all of that shit in the background. There's people in and out of there. Only open Thursday, Friday and Saturday.

[B]

Oh, shit.

[A]

Wow. And it's small, and it's small. It's totally worth the drive. I'm going to take the drive again. I know some of y' all like to do date night. Mark, I. I thought of you flip

[F]

bars 10 minutes from my ho.

[A]

Really?

[F]

I get to stab 10 minutes.

[A]

Oh, you should go. If it's that close, you should go.

[C]

Sh's house.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. From five to 10. That and that was a revolving door. People packed. Packed the whole time.

[C]

The food was great.

[A]

Dessert was great. The drinks. Everything was great. What you say?

[D]

What would you recommend to eat?

[E]

All of it is good.

[A]

I ate all of it.

[E]

It all looked good, though.

[B]

That shit did look good.

[A]

Yeah. She had a charcuterie board that was full of just different wings. So it was a chicken and waffle wing. That was good. It was a buffalo. Different. Just heard different creations and shit. It was good. I can't say enough about it. This is not an ad. She didn't pay me. I'm just putting y' all on a dope food spot that y' all should go to.

[B]

Sounds amazing.

[F]

That's black owned.

[A]

Yeah, black owned. It's super fire. I'll be back in Staten island soon. And then the fucking Shaolin start dming me as I'm posting the food they like, oh, you hit Staten island, you over here by us. Nah, but dumb started telling me about some world famous pizza spot that's apparently right down the block from Shawna's, which is called Nepes or Nete Neste. But it's like world famous pizza over there. I can see they must got listen the mob.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[F]

Now Staten island got history.

[E]

Every time I watched, I didn't know

[A]

it was like a foodie place. I had no idea.

[E]

Yeah, when you watch the Food Network and some of your favorite people, you watch travel, especially our boy Anthony who we miss. He always spent time in Staten Island. It's a bunch of secret little places that are like the best at.

[B]

Move to Staten Island. Never thought about that.

[E]

Yeah, you should move there, bro.

[A]

It's not. Not the worst idea.

[B]

I never thought about it.

[A]

It's not the worst little searches, cuz

[B]

I want to say l in New

[A]

York, but you want to be in New York, but you want a straight shot to New Jersey. There you go.

[D]

It's just so out the way, dog.

[F]

If you don't bring your ass to New Jersey.

[A]

I don't know what the.

[B]

I'm talking about going to New Jersey, but while still keeping my.

[A]

Well, Staten island was originally New Jersey. Yeah, it was like at the start, but whatever. That's.

[E]

Are y' all talking about history?

[A]

Yeah, like, this is educational.

[E]

This is not an education. You took the words out my. Can we please, please stop with the.

[A]

I went to Staten island when I was like 18 to see a and almost got jumped out there and vowed to never go back again.

[E]

That's what we talk about in this podcast, not history. Fighting in 10th grade.

[A]

I didn't know. I didn't know that.

[E]

Did you run or did you fight?

[A]

The never came.

[E]

Oh, my God. I have a question for you. I might have to save it for the Patreon. Can I ask it? Is it time? Are we an hour, two, three? What?

[A]

We've deaded the monologue. You asked for a monologue. Long. No, she's after your 13 minute moon.

[G]

Not asking for that. Don't put that on.

[A]

At the end of moon loss. She 13 minutes. She said what y'. All.

[G]

Dang.

[A]

No, it's not t. But fight or flight.

[E]

When you mentioned the jumping. Fight or flight, it made me think.

[A]

I was always fight.

[E]

Exactly.

[A]

I always fight.

[E]

It's a video.

[A]

There's no such thing as flight.

[E]

There's a video that went viral.

[B]

Depends on the situation.

[E]

It's a video that went viral of two women getting attacked by. By a pit.

[G]

Did y' all see it?

[C]

He did.

[E]

Y' all talk about it up here?

[G]

No, you did.

[E]

Oh, yes, I can talk about it ever since.

[A]

I didn't see it.

[D]

I saw it.

[E]

There is a video. Somebody if you have it pull it up for Mr. Button is a video of two women. Okay? It looks like they're right outside of their. Their suv. They're being attacked by a dog while one woman is getting attacked by the dog, full attack mode. Her friend stands behind her and what only I would call hooting and hollering. She, mind you, the is getting attacked by the dog. Of course, she's also hooting and hollering. Okay, at one point, they're running around the car. Them make it in the car. Guess who jumps in the car with them scruffles. He jumped right behind them. Now they're getting their ass bit up in the car when they jump back out the car. Now the other friend is getting attacked and bit up by the dog. And they switch places because her friend was watches and hoots and hollers. At no point do they kick this, stomp them, bite them, jump them. Nothing. They hoot, holler, and exchange places. Right. Of course I posted. A lot of people posted it. I said what I thought about it. People were in the comments saying, easy for you to say. That's a. Do you know how powerful lock draw is? And their lock draw is 20 more times. They're waiting to. First of all, just to be honest, that part is true. But it is true. That part is true. True. But if y' all looked at the video, that dog not only doesn't look like he's a full adult size, it's either he's younger or he's.

[B]

He's two humans in the car. You should win that, bro.

[E]

And the question is. Because when people are saying, I think it's because I'm a woman. Oh, you. It's easy for you to say. You know how crazy it is. Whatever. It doesn't matter. When it comes to fight or flight, I pick fight every time.

[C]

Every time.

[E]

Every time.

[F]

Because she from north. For real.

[C]

You ain't.

[E]

Listen, listen, stand down, Listen.

[C]

That's what it mean. F is for flight.

[E]

If this. And they want to fight, right? And I have a run, right? Yes, of course I run. But also, I know I'm slow. So what? It's the point of running when they going to trip me and catch me and whip my ass anyway. That's why I'm fighting, because I slow, bro.

[C]

That's if that's your logic, sure.

[E]

Did anybody get the video for Mr. Right?

[D]

I sent it. I just texted to you.

[E]

Did you watch it?

[A]

No.

[E]

That's what you supposed to do while I was chatting. It's a podcast here.

[A]

I didn't know.

[E]

Daydreaming.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

So thinking about that. Except get focused, man.

[G]

Now your voice, your voice is soothing. My done.

[E]

God damn. Focus up.

[A]

Yo, this stupid.

[G]

You got a soothing voice, Mona. We listening.

[B]

At the end of the day, I'm a dog lover. But sorry, sorry. Fight.

[F]

Okay. I'mma assess the situation accordingly. And sometimes let's get.

[G]

Sometimes you gotta get about it.

[F]

Sometimes let's get it in.

[B]

I've read from plenty of people.

[E]

If it's okay in the video I'm talking about was and it's your friend, you're gonna leave your phone.

[C]

Right? That's a different right.

[E]

If you get spider flight, what's the option? But the video I'm speaking of is two people in a dog.

[G]

We're gonna fight. We're gonna try to get our friend out the dog. But if it's a 15 that's about to jump us.

[E]

Pew.

[F]

No, but my thing.

[C]

How about if it's one nigga?

[E]

What if it's you and your me?

[A]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What? Wait, what?

[C]

Mark sound crazy. I was joking.

[A]

Yeah, don't joke like that around me. Don't joke like that around me. And we being Blue Note together. I'm not gonna watch right this second, dog.

[F]

My thing is once the shit started start stop. I'm with. I'm with de escalation and all that, but once the first punch get thrown,

[C]

we hear we're in there.

[G]

Yeah, fish 15. I'm leaving your old ass. Let's go.

[F]

Is once they still off on you.

[C]

We here already here.

[G]

We in there. But it's chances to get. Furthermore, if you cover up, it's like it's a less amount of chance that all of them gonna hit you at the same time. Right? But if there's a chance to get away, you know them be trying to perform.

[C]

You should get away at every chance you have to get away.

[F]

Of course you should.

[C]

If the fight start and we fighting and then there's a chance get away,

[A]

you get a hit off. Then me away from some groups where I was ready to rumble these who is right? Yeah, but he was right.

[C]

He's right.

[E]

But this the thing. When you say you'll run, how do you know when your man is going to run? Like how does he know it's time to run?

[A]

You're gonna make one person start running.

[G]

You can't come back.

[C]

You leave your man.

[G]

You can't come back to the hood after that. Not leave your man to get jump.

[C]

I don't want to go back to the hood. If they jumping me 1501, you know

[G]

I'm hopping in the car too,

[A]

right?

[C]

If that's what they doing in the hood, I'm coming to back.

[G]

You know my man Joe, right?

[A]

Joe.

[G]

Tell him Joe. Joe fought 15 by himself.

[A]

Oh, God.

[C]

That was the stories.

[F]

What was that? Joe Johnson?

[G]

What the.

[A]

I did that.

[C]

Joe Frazier.

[G]

I and them.

[A]

Are you talking about when the Hindu beat me up in the park?

[E]

You got beat up by Hindu? Oh, like the kind of Hindu niggas that.

[C]

What he saying?

[G]

Beat that, Paul. You gotta beat that.

[A]

Oh, now you gotta. I said it was. Yo, I'm on the precipice of some really big deals.

[B]

He said it twice.

[D]

Sorry.

[A]

Some life changing.

[E]

Find his way, guys.

[A]

Sorry.

[C]

Ice would have never said that, yo.

[A]

What?

[E]

Ice would have never.

[A]

Why y' all laugh?

[E]

I mean, Ice literally wouldn't have said that.

[C]

Keep it a say.

[G]

I'm minding my business. Joe. Shout out to Ice. I miss you, boy.

[A]

The ain't dead. I miss you too. But Ish is developing chemistry with Beat out today.

[E]

Fire all the day.

[A]

Freeze is over there trying to hold you down. Still he ain't that be.

[G]

I said B.

[E]

Been on fire all day. Here go Po.

[A]

Yeah. This crew is so phony, yo.

[G]

Not me.

[A]

Why y' all laugh every time I say I got beat up by the Hindu?

[E]

I want to hear the song.

[F]

Funny.

[C]

That sounds hilarious. What happened?

[G]

Why up here before watching dude from Jersey City?

[F]

You think when Rupesh and them coming here, that's gonna be light work?

[D]

Was it in Richmond Hill or something?

[A]

No, it was hobo game.

[E]

He knew it. The Patels was something to scoff at.

[A]

You know what's funny? Patel is that name.

[E]

I know, the equivalent of Johnson. Huge name.

[A]

Okay, this is so racist.

[E]

Did you get like wrestle match beat up or punched in your shoes?

[G]

They was kicking that and all that. They like running and kicking side kicks.

[A]

N. That was a. That was. They beat me. They beat me up. Did you start it?

[E]

Did you start it? Please just sound a fast.

[A]

I know I didn't start. I was very young, so it's tough to remember.

[C]

All I remember was cuz they beat the out.

[A]

I mean, I thought it was my crew and they crew you getting stopped

[F]

out with some jeepers is crazy, but

[A]

I guess I don't know what happened to my crew. But I was staying there fighting and all of Rajesh's. All of Rajesh just swarmed on me for. It had to. It felt like an eternity. It had to be a good three minutes. Yeah, yo, you know them. My probably went to go get the guns or something.

[E]

They strong. They, they, they roll you. Roll on you. But one of them, you one of them up, right?

[A]

I'm sure I did.

[D]

What started the beef, Mona?

[A]

Huh? Okay, honestly, I think it was some bad basketball. Like we was on a basketball court.

[C]

Exactly.

[F]

No, you got in there with that rough house hacking. And the next that, I'll tell you one more time,

[A]

don't follow me again.

[E]

Follow me again.

[G]

Don't follow me one more time. Oh, my gosh. And we're back.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[C]

All right, y' all just missed five minutes of the most inappropriate. Hilarious.

[A]

Yo, cuz, why y' all is racist? The funniest jokes.

[G]

Why did it.

[A]

It be like that?

[E]

To be honest, guys, honestly, if you could pay, if you could pay for a service where your favorite comments, your favorite content was completely inappropriate, meaning you pay for this stuff and you know it's dark, you know it's wrong, you know it's going to offend you or your friends and family, but you pay. You know what I mean? For. Hey, you gotta take this. You wouldn't buy it. I would be uncensored. Oh, my God.

[A]

Thousand dollar Patreon T. I'll let it fly.

[F]

They'd be rich.

[A]

Thousand dollar Patreon tier. I'll let it all fly uncensored. Cuz the price got to be super high because you know them going to get in there, record it, put you out there, and now they got all your unfiltered racism out there.

[C]

It ain't worth it to you, actually.

[A]

Yeah, it's not worth it.

[E]

Y'.

[G]

All.

[E]

I feel guilty almost when I see these little montages they put up about certain people. And lately it'll be like these white comics and they're telling these inappropriate jokes and they might be racist, but I like a white comic saying a black joke that's funny to me. Like, that's the funniest coming from the white boy, cuz I know you mean it a little bit.

[D]

You know it has to be funny, though.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[E]

They keep trying to paint that certain white comics are racist. And I don't. I don't know how a comic can be. You know what I mean? He's a comic. It's a joke.

[F]

You could be racist.

[E]

I wasn't going to say that, so I stopped. I'm just saying I don't know how you use their art for that is what I'm saying. Period.

[A]

Yeah, you ain't got to look at parks when you repping to the white. It makes me. Right, you know?

[E]

I know I really an issue because the other day I called Parks a real four times and I counted it and I was like, parks, I called you a real four times. He's like, okay, congratulations. Sorry I don't have a lot of white friends. Parks. Thank you.

[A]

Oh, okay. Let me see what. I don't have none here that I need to. Do y' all care. Do y' all care about the rumored fight between Justin Bieber and Usher at the after party at Oscars?

[B]

I'd like to hear more because they

[E]

used to live together.

[D]

What would it be be beefing about?

[E]

They used to live together.

[C]

I can think of.

[A]

At least it's all I could think of.

[E]

Magic Puff Daddy.

[D]

Yeah, that's what they said.

[A]

Yeah, you are.

[C]

That's a rumor.

[A]

I can see why shoot at your ass. You all reckless.

[G]

I ain't know that was about the Puff.

[E]

No, it's P introduced them. That's why I said it. You see where y' all brains are?

[G]

Nah, stop.

[E]

Puff Daddy, bro, he. I wasn't seeing nothing.

[A]

Oh, at the writer camp to it.

[E]

Yes. That's all I was saying. Oh, my God.

[G]

I'm Usher. Five people.

[C]

Silence.

[B]

We put this on the thousand dollar tiers camps.

[E]

I thought the story was he brings him. He says, watch him. Show him the game. Bring him out. That wasn't. That wasn't. Those three.

[A]

That's called grooming.

[C]

Yeah, I was about to say yeah.

[G]

Dance.

[A]

If I do it for dance, I don't know what they fought about, but I mean, I got a vivid enough imagination to. How you think it would put some shit together? Oh, I think Usher came up in the party, had a cherry on him.

[B]

There goes Haley right there.

[A]

No, I thought he dangled it over Beebs head. And Biebs got mad Napoleon complex. Probably swung on us. Nigga get the Toyota, you know. He said nigga again.

[G]

Joe, stop it.

[A]

I don't know if they fought.

[F]

Nah, they ain't fight.

[D]

It was awesome.

[A]

You always got what your mans told you. What happened?

[G]

It was just an awful.

[A]

You got this. It's got the scoop. Come on. You know he got the scoop on the low.

[B]

Has all the team look.

[F]

They had. They did have an argument though.

[A]

But how do you know that? Yo, cuz, he's is.

[F]

They got pictures going around.

[G]

Those pictures are AI.

[A]

Those are AI pictures is.

[G]

Yo, they always. They always get my man.

[C]

You know the picture where B was

[G]

grabbing Usher was real. They would have whoop that white boy ass and Then you grab Usher. You can't grab Usher like that.

[F]

You can't grab.

[E]

The AI picks that people fall for are so stupid sometimes, Bro, what's up

[A]

with your girl the other day? A stupid phone and algorithm. She can't send me nothing. But the other day, it's a girl walking in and a car. She just hit the girl.

[E]

Boom.

[A]

Hard as hell.

[E]

Boom.

[A]

The girl fall back straight up like this.

[C]

Boom.

[A]

And all the bots then is go and stand over like this. My girl was like, oh, where this happened at? I said, bitch, give me this fucking

[C]

phone before I fucking fuck you up in here.

[A]

Are you crazy?

[C]

This is AI.

[A]

You can't look at your girlfriend, AI shit and feel whole.

[E]

I think that right now, what's the best way to tell is if. I guess if you rewatch it, it's something weird. The fingers. Two fingers instead of four. Little like that. But it's like. Some of it is like, why would it be a thousand deer in Times Square? Like, think it's not real?

[A]

It's simple, man.

[D]

Where they came from?

[E]

Like, what the is wrong?

[A]

Dead ass. They keep showing me a dog that's jumping over a thousand sheep. I'm like, yo, enough of this.

[C]

You'll know that Tyler Perry thing. Tyler Perry with the new girlfriend is also a. Yeah, that came out.

[A]

It would have to be. It would have to be. Nobody believed that one for a second. And what a horrible attempt my thing is.

[C]

Who leaks that? Who makes that?

[A]

Y' all know Tyler Perry ain't got a goddamn girlfriend. No, he does not. You see his type.

[C]

Why do you say that?

[A]

Because of all of the charges that are pending.

[C]

See, I think that's exactly why he. You get a beard.

[A]

No, no, I agree with that, but I a be. I don't believe the beard. I'm saying.

[C]

Oh, yeah. Like, I could. I. I could have believed that that one was real. Like, he, like. He grabbed a girlfriend, too.

[A]

He get them little gorgeous store running to work on. What's his. What's his name? His character? Dia. Madea. Madea goes to church. He get them little fine gay Puerto Rican boys and understand their pain. They all always going through something, too. They always text him, oh, my light bill. Oh, my aunt died.

[E]

He all right with it.

[A]

Tyler Perry be like, hit my other phone. Hey, yo, how many phones y' all think Tyler Perry got?

[E]

We could meet up and talk about it face to face.

[A]

Tyler Perry be sending out them texts to F3.

[C]

F3.

[A]

F3. The niggas is crazy anyway. Oh, my God.

[E]

I would Love to be like Tyler Perry beer.

[G]

What?

[E]

I would love to be a like Tyler Perry beard. That's what I said.

[C]

I get it.

[E]

I repeat it. I don't give a. I get to be married. I ain't got to take no dick. I just get to spend money and ignore you and your in the basement. I can do that.

[G]

That.

[A]

All right. Phelps can't come.

[E]

Said it once. What?

[A]

Phelps can't come. Phelps got to stay home. If you. If that's your time. You on.

[E]

That's not fair.

[A]

Yo, I am crying at Tyler Perry. All right, can we move on? Damn. We really deleting all that racist we said earlier? Yes, all of it. Acting like n. Some of it was good, some of that was fun.

[C]

Got to go.

[A]

All right, whatever. It's cuz Mona Ho is taking too far anyway. All right, what else is going on out here? What else is going on? What else is important?

[C]

Do we want to salute Russell Westbrook?

[E]

What else? What else? What else? What else?

[A]

Russell Westbrook Top five in assists all time. 10,336 assists ahead of the likes of Steve Nash, Mark Jackson and Magic Johnson. Congratulations to Russell Westbrook, one of the most stand on business dudes the NBA has ever seen. One of the greatest point guards of all time. Which made me want to come in here and beg the question to you guys with this amazing feat. Where does Russell Westbrook rank all time amongst point guards?

[C]

That's a 10.

[A]

It's tricky, right?

[C]

It's a tricky. It's tricky. Part of it for me is Russell Westbrook is a phenomenal player with phenomenal numbers. But when I think about what I want from my point point guard, he wouldn't make my top five. Like even if you look at the people who are on top of him, who he's on top of rather for all, like all time assistant is John Stockton, then it's Chris Paul, then it's Jason Kidd. I would want all three of them as my starting point guard. If I had to pick somebody over Russell Westbrook and then after him, Steve Nash, Magic Johnson, Isaiah Thomas, Gary Payton. You see what I'm saying? You start to name names.

[A]

Russell Westbrook is better than Gary Payton. Is better than Gary Payton.

[C]

But do I want. The question is I take him over Gary Payton and, and that's, I mean I, I wouldn't die on that hill.

[A]

None of the others.

[C]

But, but I'm just saying, like there's an argument because you know, some players who have played with Russell Westbrook love his intensity. They love how good A teammate. He is. They love, you know, but they want something different from their starting point guard. You know what I mean? In terms of. In terms of. Particularly in the fourth quarter, you know, there are some players, I won't say who they are who have said that in particular, like, he's more talented than some other point guards. But I don't want him with the ball in his hand in the fourth quarter because of his decision making.

[F]

Decision making, yeah.

[C]

And so Gary Payton's a good example. Russell Westbrook is far more athletic. Far. I mean, he can do a lot of things Gary Payton can do, but Gary Payton's an amazing defender. Gary Payton is a good decision maker. Gary Payton is a leader. And so some people would choose him over that. Gary Payton over Russell Westbrook, which I would too. So for me, Russell Westbrook is somewhere in my top 10. But toward the. If I'm talking about greatness, he's at the. Toward the top. If I'm talking about the guy I would actually pick to be my playmaker, he'd be more to the bottom of the top 10.

[A]

So he's the top 10?

[C]

Top 10.

[F]

Yes, but top 10 in the history of the NBA, with all of the great motherfuckers that came in the NBA. Like, to your point, I think I would have him at the bottom of the top 10 in both. Like, I just don't think he. But again, that's still not a small feat at all. To be in the top 10 point guards that ever play this game is a huge accomplishment. I would have him at the bottom of the top 10.

[D]

That's where I would. Yeah, same.

[B]

Probably same.

[D]

I don't think of point guards. I don't automatically think Russell Westbrook, you know, I mean, I'm thinking like Isaiah, Jason, Kidd, Magic, of course, those kind of guys.

[F]

Stockton, I think he don't have enough. Like, and this is unfair almost, he ain't win. So when you start ranking people, you start looking at rings, you start looking at that shit matters. Cause especially at the point guard spot, you gotta be able to lead men. And I don't know if he necessarily did enough on a leadership side of the ball.

[A]

Too many point guards that never won in my top five for that to be such a huge factor.

[C]

Or they won past their prime. Like Jason Kid, Gary Payton, guys who won but they didn't win as that.

[A]

Why you keep saying Gary Payton name?

[C]

Because I'm just naming people who are.

[A]

Gary Payton ain't top 10.

[F]

He's top 10 in a lot of top 10.

[C]

Top 10. He's top 12. He's in the conversation.

[F]

Not for me.

[C]

Gary Payton.

[F]

But he's up there for more.

[C]

Gary is probably one of the top three or four defensive players point guards ever.

[B]

Oh for sure.

[C]

Awesome. And that's the other reason why when I think about my all time point guard, I'm thinking who does it on both sides of the ball? John Stockton did it on both sides of the ball. Jason Kidd in his prime did it on both sides of the ball. You know Chris Paul did it on

[F]

both sides of the ball.

[C]

Chris Paul absolutely did on both sides of the ball. You know so those that's something I think about. But Russell Westbrook is one of the few guys who has that level of athleticism, intensity. I mean he can do a lot of things guys couldn't do. Also I want my point guard to hit an open jump shot more than Russell Westbrook.

[D]

But do you dis discredit the John Stocktons of the world and Chris Paul's because they don't have the ring.

[F]

They still won. So, so if, if, if Michael Jeffrey Jordan's not in the league, Stockton gets a ring somewhere. If, if But I'm saying this when you still talk about winning we going to the championship, you still are a winner, right? We get into Russell Westbrook could have

[C]

made, he made a final one conference final.

[F]

But when you start talking about

[A]

if

[F]

Jason kidding them got to the Eastern Conference finals and then went to the championship, you just run it up against young Shaq and Kobe. It's nothing that they could do. You know what I'm saying? There's no way they would have beat the Lakers like those are weak teams. Yeah, it's nothing you could have done. You hear what I'm saying? But Jason Kidd transforms franchises, you know what I'm saying? So you can't take that away from from him. Jason kid made any around him better. Jason kid got contracts that was okay. But when he running the helm he putting you in a position to just be great. Steve Nash same thing. So I, I, I look at my

[C]

point guards a little different's never been to a final. Would you do you take him over Steve Nash?

[F]

Do I take Westbrook over Steven? No, no, no.

[C]

That's what I'm saying. So now like you said moving close to the yeah, I'm co signing, I'm saying yeah, he's close to bottom of that top 10 for me.

[B]

Salute to Russell Westbrook.

[C]

Salute to Russell Westbrook.

[A]

And congratulations to Russell Westbrook. Well deserved, well deserved man. All right. I Don't have anything else that I need to get off my chest. I'm. I'm kind of cool. Let me just check the list. We got Chuck Norris, Afroman.

[B]

That's all that matters.

[E]

Can I make a correction from last week?

[G]

We're big on that first day of spring today.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Okay.

[B]

Whoop de.

[G]

No, I'm just asking.

[C]

Yes.

[E]

Okay.

[C]

Yes. It's the first day of spring. Please do your correction.

[E]

I. We talked about something last week, and not only do I feel maybe I'll save it for the Patreon because you should subscribe to the Patreon. It's really good.

[G]

But introduce it.

[E]

What the introduction is. We were talking, and it felt like me and Joe were on the same page. And Ice and Ish. We're on the same page. We were talking about Magic Johnson's child. And when I watched. When I talked about it, when we were talking about. I watched the clips we were talking about, but I didn't watch the whole clip in its entirety or a little longer. And I did. And I feel totally different. I don't feel exactly. The main premise of me and him share was we don't care who you

[F]

love, who you like.

[E]

We do share that.

[A]

I agree with that.

[E]

But I didn't know some of the things he said E.J.

[A]

said.

[E]

And I wouldn't. Wouldn't have. You know, I wouldn't have. No, I would not. I did not know that he said things like I put on a dress and I eat up everybody in the room. Where are the girls? I can't even see them when I have a dress on. I can't even see them. Like, I didn't know that. EJ says stuff like that.

[C]

This is gonna be a good picture on top.

[E]

Oh, please. I can't wait.

[A]

I'm not telling you.

[C]

I don't bring you Manny back into it because I know. I'm looking at Manny right now for those who can't see. And I know he's got thoughts on it, too.

[E]

Oh, oh, right. Because he.

[F]

Manny me. I see Manny.

[E]

Manny. Icing is. And he. Man, he got all red and stomped the off. That's what happened. That's my man. But he got red and he got

[A]

the yelling and tune into that Patreon.

[D]

I'm not going to tell. EJ has a nice dress.

[A]

Mona.

[E]

Huh?

[D]

I'm with.

[E]

Exactly.

[C]

Is that Valentino?

[G]

Valentino. All right. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.

[A]

Please subscribe to the Patreon.

[E]

This going to be a good joint. I'm telling you because EJ wear a 16. Okay. Give me for these nine and eight ass. Exactly. Exactly.

[F]

Got to be outside Y

[A]

first day

[D]

of spring music, man.

[A]

Is everybody here certain that they don't have anything they need to get off of their mind? Hard right? So Mark is so happy. Yo shout out to Ramadan being over. Yo man, Mark's so happy he can eat while the sun is up. He got a whole different. Whole different vibe to him.

[C]

Feel good.

[A]

Listen, man. Hope you all enjoyed this broadcast today as much as we enjoyed delivering it to you. What else tied up?

[E]

Stop tripping, Jigga, man.

[A]

They're never beating the whole whole verse. Go on. No, this will be off. This will be off by the Keep us in your prayers Lord knows we need to be there. Until the next time we bid you a do farewell Adios ariva diri asta la vista ARV or so long goodbye Or a simple head nod will suffice. Remember life is a series of moments and moments past. So let's make this one last as if it's all we have. Last but certainly not least. The baddies are insecure. The stagnant women want to travel. When the close bonded people want you to teach them things. Grab you a Tylenol, you might need it. Shout out to the that get migraines out there. Yeah, I mean,

[G]

he's losing you crazy.

[A]

Why am I crazy for shouting out the chicks to get migraines. Heads be up cause they not eating.

[E]

Going through menopause.

[A]

Manipulative. All of that is important. What's going on this weekend? Where we at this weekend? What's going on this weekend? Anybody lit? Anybody lit? Anybody lit?

[D]

I'll be at low east side. My man.

[C]

No idea.

[D]

Original. He having a meetup for Air Max Day, so I'll be out there.

[A]

Sneaker head ass. Sneaker ass.

[D]

No, it's 26.

[A]

No, you don't know what Air Max Day, yo, you getting from the outlets. What you got going on this weekend? Anything fun? N Mark? Anything fun?

[C]

Nothing.

[A]

Mona. Anything fun?

[E]

Sex.

[A]

Hey, hey,

[G]

Mona Tattoo gang.

[E]

I just remix.

[G]

I like that.

[A]

Bark flip, y'. All weekend anything. Anything popping? Anything fun?

[B]

DJing for a couple shows for my man Rashid Chappelle. We're doing Sony hall and somewhere in Philadelphia.

[A]

All right. Fire. Fire. Flip.

[G]

Just moving around.

[A]

Yeah, I mean some light, man. Something like just moving around. All right, all right. I feel you, man.

[G]

I feel you. Huh? Let's go.

[A]

I got the fifth you about to pick off of the ground.

[C]

I get you clipped in course right now forget. Soon as you coughing off in the ground.

[G]

Family man, Lift your kids offers now.

[A]

I ain't got nothing popping this weekend, man. Keeping the light, Keeping the light.

[C]

They don't make records like this no more.

[A]

Again. Shout to M. Blink Bleak. Somebody text me about doing your podcast. I don't remember who that was, but I'll definitely do it. Tell them to hit me again. Whoever. Whoever that was, The remix is better than OG what you say the remix

[D]

is better than OG Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

I don't think that's so controversial. Until next time y' all are down out there. I will see y' all at Yankee Stadium on Saturday. Maybe Friday, too.

[G]

Money right here.

[A]

Ready for war. Wait a minute. Then we going to cut it off before G the K.

[G]

Ready for war.

[A]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[G]

Joe Button.

[A]

You've never heard of. You've never heard of Joe Bunny? Jbp.

[E]

Jbp. Where would you be without the jbp?

[F]

We'll fold that up right now.