Episode 916 | "Muslim Laettner"

Summary

The Joe Budden Podcast — Episode 916 | "Muslim Laettner"

Date: April 1, 2026
Host: Joe Budden and The Joe Budden Network Crew

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Episode Overview

This episode of the Joe Budden Podcast jumps straight into the energetic chemistry between Joe, Parks, Ice, Ish, Flip (QueenzFlip), and guest Mark Lamont Hill. Largely a barbershop-style conversation, the panel banters through a range of topics: the ever-contentious numerical “mid” debate, recaps on Kanye West’s new album, sports talk on March Madness and Duke, pop culture controversies, and some classic, irreverent storytelling about everyday annoyances and personal growth.

The episode’s title, “Muslim Laettner,” comes from a tongue-in-cheek exchange about Duke basketball and Christian Laettner, which gives way to a broader riff on college basketball fandom and racialized sports loyalties. Overall, the pod flows with laughter, lighthearted sparring, and mature perspectives on hip-hop, social issues, and the changing tides of the culture.

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Key Discussion Points & Memorable Moments

1. Chewing Habits & “Mid” Debate

Timestamps: 00:27–15:20

• The crew opens with hilarious banter about eating habits, with Flip calling out someone for not chewing enough and watching others drink. Chew counts are debated with comic detail.
• The age-old “mid” argument unfolds: is “7” really the definition of “mid” on a 1-10 scale? Joe, Flip, Parks, and Ish all spar about whether "mid" is 5-6, 4-6, or a solid 7, drifting into girls’ ratings and platonic bagging stories.
• Quote: "Sevens get a bad rep. There's nothing average about a seven." — Joe (04:01)
• Real-life twos and threes: do they exist? The guys trade stories on encountering “low-rated” women and the subjective nature of attraction.

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2. Potter of the Month & Cast Intros

Timestamps: 15:51–35:00

• Potter of the Month: Parks is awarded “Potter of the Month” for March and celebrated with the ceremonial chain, leading to a running joke about possession, weight, and the competitive nature of podcasting.
  • Quote: “Nobody I would be happier to give this to than my good brother, so congratulations, Parks, and thank you.” — Joe (17:48)
• Intros for Flip, Mark Lamont Hill, Ish, and Parks blend personal catch-ups, travel plans (Flip to Trinidad, Parks to New Orleans), and career highlights.

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3. Social Media Backlash & Champagne Socialism

Timestamps: 29:01–38:05

• Mark Lamont Hill recounts social media responses to his political commentary on Patreon, being dubbed “champagne socialist.”
• The group clarifies what a “champagne socialist” is: someone who espouses socialist beliefs while enjoying wealth.
  • Quote: “You believe in socialism, but you have a lot of money. It’s a negative connotation.” — Parks (37:13)
• Discussion slides into a light roast about Mark’s mansion and watch collection, blending social justice talk with self-aware humor.

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4. Kanye West’s New Album – Group Review

Timestamps: 38:33–51:30

• The crew goes roundtable on the surprise release of Kanye's new album, navigating conflicted feelings on his artistry and mental health saga:
  • Consensus: It’s “mid” by Kanye standards—good ideas, missing his key producers and writers (Mike Dean, CyHi, Pusha T).
  • Technical notes: The album sounds “rough,” “not finished,” and missing standout vocal production.
  • Quote: “You can tell Mike Dean’s missing… the way he was delivering sounds like he was missing people that would maybe push him a little harder.” — Parks (39:51)
• The discussion loops into Kanye’s legacy, classic run of albums, and the evolution (or regression) in his output.

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5. Pop Culture, Sports & Social Controversies

Timestamps: 51:43–94:43

• Jermaine Cole (J. Cole) interviews and “reactor” podcast rollouts discussed.
• The “value” of pretty feet in scoring attractiveness points: a recurring sidebar.
• Prize Picks sponsorship segment: playful picks and complaints about fantasy sports near-misses.
• Duke basketball’s March Madness exit gets deep-dived:
  • Mark’s Duke fandom explained ("Muslim Laettner"),
  • The "loser sibling" debate about brothers in sports.
  • Quote: “Imagine being the more talented brother…but you was in your room doing nothing. Dad said, ‘Here, you get a ball too.’” — Joe (80:08)
• Jaden Ivey’s social media rants and mental health struggles—panel weighs freedom of speech, religious beliefs, and the blurry discipline lines in pro sports.
  • Quote: "You don't have freedom of consequence." — Ice (94:22)

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6. Pop Politics: TLC, MAGA, and Black Republicanism

Timestamps: 98:05–109:15

• Debates over Chili from TLC and her alleged MAGA support, Nick Cannon’s comments about party affiliations and misconceptions about political party switches in Black America.
• Panelists stress the difference between conservative values and Trump-specific MAGA politics.

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7. TV Corner: Non-Paradise & DTF

Timestamps: 130:55–139:48

• Frustration with the season 2 finale of Apple TV’s Paradise (“they went Marvel MCU with this!”) and the show’s jump into time travel and AI tropes.
• Quote: “They slow walked it for five episodes, then just mashed the gas with every idea they had and tried to cram it into two episodes.” — Parks (131:16)
• Quick DTF praise (“this show is phenomenal”).

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8. Life, Growth & Storytelling

Timestamps: 162:54–179:50

• Discussion about things their younger selves wouldn’t believe: kids, changed habits, changing perspectives on life and cleanliness, and the enduring embarrassment of introducing a wife to a woman you’ve “cracked.”
• Classic restroom humor and audience Q&A about gifting, family guilt around spending, and motherly judgment.

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9. Closing, Personal Updates & End Notes

Timestamps: 184:00–End

• Reflections on parents, groupies (Joe’s dad wanting to go to a Jay-Z show), the politics of who gets into a luxury suite, and logical maneuverings to avoid social hurt feelings.
• Brief acknowledgment of rapper Jaja’s passing.
• Kanye West’s first-week album sales projections debated with suspicion and respect.
• Closing gratitude and group travel/upcoming plans.

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Notable Quotes (Chronologically & By Topic)

• “Mid means average. Average, 5. There is nothing average about a seven.” — Joe (04:01)
• “Nobody I would be happier to give this to than my good brother. So congratulations, Parks, and thank you.” — Joe (17:48)
• “You believe in socialism but you have a lot of money. It’s a negative connotation.” — Parks (37:13)
• “You can tell Mike Dean’s missing—the vocal production, he didn’t sound like Kanye.” — Parks (39:51)
• “You don’t have freedom of consequence.” — Ice (94:22)
• “Imagine being the more talented brother…but you was in your room doing nothing. Dad said, ‘Here, you get a ball too.’” — Joe (80:08)
• “They slow walked it for five episodes, then just mashed the gas with every idea they had.” — Parks (131:16)

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Important Timestamps

• Eating/“Mid” debate: 00:27–15:20
• Potter of the Month / Intros: 15:51–35:00
• Champagne socialism: ~36:00
• Kanye album review: 38:33–51:30
• Sports (Duke, “Muslim Laettner”, March Madness): 71:00–85:00
• Jaden Ivey/Cancel Culture: 86:00–94:43
• Pop Politics/MAGA: 98:05–109:15
• Paradise TV discussion: 130:55–139:48
• “Things your younger self wouldn’t believe” + life stories: 162:54–179:50
• Kanye sales & ending: 188:23–190:15

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Tone & Style

The episode delivers classic Joe Budden Podcast energy: quick-witted, irreverent, honest, and richly layered with cultural references. The hosts are unfiltered, offering direct takes on personal, musical, and social topics—often punctuated by inside jokes, mock rivalries, and sharply timed laughter. Beneath the mayhem is genuine camaraderie and a willingness to tackle real-world issues, always filtered through the show's unique blend of intelligence and absurdity.

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For listeners and fans, Episode 916 balances deep hip-hop analysis, hilarious real-life anecdotes, hot takes on current events, and the wild banter that defines the JBP experience.

Transcript

[A]

The thoughts, views, and opinions expressed by this podcast whose bullets its hosts offer entertainment purposes only. I repeat, it is not serious. It is not real. No one is exposing, revealing, indicting, or telling you anything about themselves. Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals who do not have your best interests at heart or our own. Enjoy the show.

[B]

Another man chew your food. Stop trying to use liquids to wash your food down.

[C]

You counting the chews? Wait, wait, how many?

[B]

I'm a weirdo cause I watch my man drink.

[D]

Yes, that's weird.

[C]

That's weird.

[B]

Stop co signing.

[A]

If your man is around, you stop

[D]

co signing everything today.

[B]

Yeah. Because me and you been going at it, right? We got smoke today.

[D]

No, you just been going at it.

[A]

You just been going at him.

[B]

Because I ain't like what they said on Patreon. They challenge who I was. Especially my man. What you talking about? What this say? He don't know me. You played with me.

[D]

Yo, I don't even know what you. But remember what you talking about.

[C]

He don't remember.

[B]

Shout out to Patreon.

[D]

Remember the Patreon. I wasn't here for now.

[B]

You was here. Make sure you subscribe.

[D]

Oh, homeboy cleaned you up. Who wouldn't hit you up?

[B]

Double it down.

[D]

That's what we talk. I ain't know what you talking about.

[B]

Wait, we good?

[E]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

I'm not talking about. Nobody could clean me up, nigga. Okay, it's hard to. Nigga, you need Lysol, bleach. You need motherfucking fabuloso. Everything. And it still can't clean me up. You hear me? Now back to you, nigga. Stop putting food on the side of your mouth and drinking, boy. Stop doing that.

[C]

33 chews. I'm sorry.

[B]

You have to chew a couple of times.

[D]

33 Chews is funny.

[B]

You got. But Mark, am I right? You gotta.

[D]

I ain't never look in his mouth.

[B]

No, you gotta chew a couple. You have to chew a certain amount of time to digest your food.

[C]

You're supposed to.

[B]

Yes. Not you, nigga. You chew. Let me get some juice.

[A]

You mix it.

[C]

Yo, dog, it look like you be chewing the most diva. My nigga.

[A]

Ooh.

[C]

Yo, it's cool, though.

[B]

I lost weight, boy. I'm smaller than you now, boy.

[C]

You found it, man.

[A]

Oh, it went right.

[B]

Still a joke.

[C]

That's secret.

[B]

That's C. They just said that. Joker just said that. Really?

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

That's an old head joke.

[A]

This.

[D]

He could use it.

[C]

This nigga's crazy.

[E]

What's up, y'?

[B]

All.

[A]

I feel good.

[B]

I feel. Here.

[E]

You got some energy today.

[B]

I do got energy because when I watch. That's why I don't try to watch the show on Patreon.

[C]

Yeah, you got boys in the hood on your hat.

[D]

I do love that hat, though. That's.

[B]

Thank you very much, man. Gorgeous bums.

[D]

When I watch at the company. You edit that out?

[A]

Yeah, that's.

[B]

Hey, that's. Hey, you ever get that money? Give me a second. Oh, you did that.

[C]

So your man.

[B]

Sucker. You writing it down?

[A]

No, I'm joking.

[E]

I'm just in case, man. Just in case.

[A]

Listen, yo, writing down something that 17

[D]

seconds in is hilarious.

[E]

It was 2 minutes and 25 seconds in.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

God, I'm just happy to be here and see everybody.

[A]

Me too. I'm ready to have our fight. Was having. What was we talking about? We was cracking on. Or I was. Me and Flip was cracking on. Ish.

[B]

No, no, no, no, no, no. We was cracking on.

[A]

We was cracking on. Ish being so talkative, loving to talk.

[B]

True.

[A]

And then I was like, yeah, he be talking to a bunch of mid. And then he hit me with some philosophical shit that was too early for me to even compute. He was like, mid is subjective.

[D]

It's relative.

[A]

Like, all right. Yeah, relative.

[E]

And I wanted to know on the number scale where it lies.

[B]

I said mids lies at seven, though.

[A]

The next seven was the dumbest thing I ever.

[B]

It's the definition of five to seven.

[A]

Seven is not the definition of mid.

[D]

Yes, it is.

[E]

Wouldn't it be 4 to 6?

[C]

Don't mid mean middle?

[E]

Yes, I think it should be four to six.

[D]

Yeah, four to six would be mid, bro.

[C]

A C on a Test is a 7.

[A]

Don't try to metaphor your way out of this.

[B]

He's right.

[A]

Seven.

[C]

A seven is a C. Okay.

[B]

He's right.

[D]

A mid is a C. See, I don't think.

[C]

No, that's different. Because you can't reason why. You only have five choices. A, B, C, D, F. With a test.

[A]

Yeah, mid.

[C]

You have 10 numbers we talking about. You can. There's a two out there.

[A]

Mid as in middle, as in average. Average, 5. There is nothing average about a. Sevens get bad reps. Yeah, seven is solid. Sevens get solid.

[D]

Mid is solid.

[A]

No, no, no. Seven is a middle.

[C]

Y' all are.

[D]

Let me ask you a question. Do y' all meet?

[A]

So what's that?

[D]

Wait, wait, hold up before you.

[A]

Then what's eight?

[C]

A, B.

[A]

Stop it. Is you dumb? Come on.

[B]

Eight is fire.

[A]

Stop it. Yeah, eight is fire.

[C]

A eight is a B. Yeah. What are we talking about?

[A]

I don't care about the letters. Stick to the numbers.

[E]

The problem with the report card is F is everything below.

[C]

That's what I just told him.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

The point to admit is what F is everything below.

[D]

She not a F. I mean, in school. Yes, in your skill. I get what you're saying, but, like, I don't even think a five or a six is, to me, is weird.

[C]

That's.

[A]

And a six is a stretch. Some sixes is. You know what I mean?

[E]

The butter face six.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

See this?

[A]

Yeah. Yeah, they fire. Yeah, they fire.

[C]

Butterface 6.

[B]

Everything look good. Butter face.

[E]

Hold on.

[C]

Cause if her body is that crazy, then it slides the scale. You can have an ugly face with a banging body and be a seven.

[D]

Nah, nah. See? How ugly is this to me?

[C]

How ugly is that face?

[A]

You ain't getting a seven. Oh, no.

[C]

Is front.

[D]

So all these years y' all been friends and y' all be like, yo, seven. Y' all been talking past each other like you might have thought she was.

[A]

I don't even attach numbers.

[C]

Yeah, we don't do that.

[A]

Okay. I don't. I just bag whatever I target used to. Is you talking about.

[D]

What are you talking about?

[A]

I don't. Oh, she. I. It wasn't like a. You buy the fruit.

[E]

Why is it so stoic?

[A]

Put it in the bag.

[D]

Cause he got a response.

[C]

I was reading the book.

[E]

Oh, okay.

[A]

You taking up for them sevens, though?

[C]

I'm not taking up for anybody. I'm telling you that.

[A]

So what's average?

[C]

A seven, huh?

[A]

Nah, mid is average. What's going on?

[B]

That's a lot. Mid is average.

[C]

Where your scale start at?

[A]

0.

[C]

So how is a 7 fucking me up? Yeah, he fucking me up, too.

[A]

I don't understand it.

[E]

Especially with your most. Pussy is a cuz. Most comments.

[B]

He said that before.

[C]

Most is average.

[E]

Oh, yeah, seven, most. I'm confused.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

Yeah, the seven is him up. It's me. If he's on A, B, C, D.

[D]

Yeah, I get which I get. The pussy is a seven. Oh, it's most.

[C]

It's only three away from ten. Why I'm wrong? Because that's opposite your opinion. They don't make me wrong.

[D]

Every scale is different. It just depends on how you do your scale. You know what it is for me? I don't meet no real life twos and threes, so my shit tends to go up. Like, skew up a little.

[C]

I don't meet no twos.

[D]

And threes. Cause you don't meet nobody, you be like, oh, yeah, shit, two. Like, we used to everybody. To me, like, if she. But to me, if she's average, she's a five, she's a six. If she's a seven, I'm like, y'

[C]

all niggas seen twos before, man. I had a shot at it.

[A]

You seen fucking twos before. Everybody that walked in Uncle Bobby's wasn't just killing. Killing the game.

[B]

No, there was a threes and fours killing.

[A]

There was threes and fours.

[D]

It wasn't a twos.

[A]

I hate.

[C]

It's hard to see a two outside.

[D]

It's hard to it to us.

[B]

What are you what Talking about

[A]

crew.

[B]

If you two and the crew have

[C]

the time, they keep the law. Never mind.

[D]

See those I can't call.

[C]

Nobody is cool as hell. You know, y' all might be hard on.

[D]

You know that.

[B]

You know that. You know they cool.

[A]

They clean store, good credit, nice crib.

[B]

They got the ill credit.

[C]

Yeah, girl, let me put.

[B]

This

[D]

was crazy. I've just never met nobody like how. How She's a solid two. What?

[A]

Never?

[B]

Y' all can't say that y' all both bugging.

[D]

Maybe not never, but, like, come on, Mark.

[C]

The lady, that's real.

[B]

The lady that makes you was a two, nigga. The lady that makes you was.

[C]

You sat there.

[D]

I couldn't see her. She could have been a T ball.

[A]

I know.

[B]

I'm joking. Sorry,

[A]

nigga. You started busting your kitten play before she could.

[D]

Before she did a pee.

[A]

I was out Sc he was behind the curtain before she even. You seen her, you might have been perfectly clear.

[B]

You don't remember me, Marsh.

[A]

She was a two, though, with Mace. Well, no, that's not true. Get tricky with last numbers.

[E]

They might drop you a point or two, though. To your point.

[B]

I knew you a bad chick off.

[C]

You might get a point.

[E]

That's true, too.

[A]

That's true too.

[C]

Is crazy. Yeah, y' all bugging is nuts.

[E]

So everything is mid. That's not great.

[A]

No.

[E]

We can take it off women.

[C]

No. Cause the eight ain't great. Eight is good.

[B]

You losing me now.

[C]

Ish.

[E]

See, that's eight's pretty good.

[D]

I don't agree with that.

[C]

I mean, I'm too away from eight, isn't it? Yo, let me ask you a question. What's a 10, then? If a 10 is great.

[A]

I ain't perfect.

[D]

Perfect.

[C]

What's a 9, right?

[A]

Amazing.

[C]

And an 8 is great. Yes.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Cool. Yeah, like. Like a 10. You almost don't see that often. Right.

[A]

A 8 is. You could have been a 9 or 10 if your nose wasn't crooked. You could have been. You could have. You had a great future or personality. If you're gonna talk to him. I guess that does matter. He repping for them sevens, boy.

[E]

Everything's a seven, apparently.

[D]

Everything.

[A]

You'd be delighted at some sevens too. I got a question for you. And only me and you gonna know it. So pay attention to. Don't be dismissive to me. Look at me, please. It's only me and you gonna. The audience not gonna know when we was at. That's the problem with our friendship. When we were. When we were at the old school spot and me and you were sitting next to each other at the bar and the white girl that you was stealing from. A nigga that was right there. He was rendered helpless. You did that shit. But what was she do you.

[C]

That I have no idea what you're talking about.

[A]

You don't remember when the dude thought he found a friend in you. You know your move. Oh, depart is. And then his girl. Oh, this is recent. No, this ain't recent. No, it's like a year ago.

[E]

That's pretty recent.

[A]

Maybe a year and a half ago.

[B]

I think I remember that story.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I came here, talked about it. Homie thought he had a friend in Ish. His girl was going.

[B]

And he was.

[A]

His girl was going short.

[C]

It was tough.

[D]

She was cute.

[C]

I don't. And I didn't steal that nigga's girl. I didn't even remember.

[A]

That's your move.

[C]

I didn't say nothing. I was talking to him more than

[A]

his girl stealer girl.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yes.

[D]

I ain't gonna say you a girl steal it. But I will say people tell me that your is insane.

[C]

Yo, if you look up,

[B]

you still girls and masking with principles and morals that we're gonna get down to the bottom girl.

[C]

And then have.

[D]

Anyway, this is what these. I got that girl phone number.

[B]

No.

[E]

And you can. We just watched DTF St. Louis.

[D]

Did I.

[C]

Did I remotely flirt with the girl?

[A]

Yes.

[C]

You are lying.

[A]

Well, they don't ask.

[C]

Don't ask a liar a question.

[A]

You asked me a question. I think you did.

[B]

Don't ask a liar.

[A]

And if you got her phone number. I don't think you would tell me. That's not the nature of our friendship anymore, fam.

[C]

I'm talking to the dude more than the girl.

[A]

I know that's how you do it. I know.

[D]

Right here.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

So if your Girl thinks that somebody's attractive or she giving. I went and stole a girl.

[A]

Yes. He don't even know when he doing it.

[C]

I'm not saying you did it. I wasn't there. But that could be a disarming. It could be a disarming mechanism.

[D]

That's all I'm saying.

[A]

Steal girls before.

[C]

If you gonna steal somebody girl, you get the girl's number. You get. I've seen you get a girl's phone number that walked in a spot with a nigga.

[A]

What year was it?

[C]

It. Do it matter?

[A]

It matters to me. It don't matter because I used to be on it like that, too. When I was less honorable. I used to be on it like that when I was. When I wasn't honorable.

[B]

Come.

[A]

I'm an honorable man today. Today I'm an honorable man. I can't speak for tomorrow.

[C]

Okay, I hear you.

[A]

I cannot speak for tomorrow. Cheers.

[E]

To gross.

[D]

Well, yesterday.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Today's a new day, right?

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. All right, last one. All right, last one. And let him go because we got a good part to do it at that same bar on a different night.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

I'm sitting on one end, you sitting a couple seats down. That's the night you was eating the orange peels. Yep. That night. There was a girl that came to the bar.

[E]

Y' all was running plays. You said two seats down.

[A]

Okay. There was a girl that came to the bar, shot me a little text. Do you remember how she looked?

[C]

No, I remember what her body looked like. And I know you're a body guy, so I know that was your bag. So I hit my man with a text. Yo, a button at three o', clock,

[D]

just out of seven.

[A]

His brain is really off. His brain is.

[C]

Her body was crazy. How did she look?

[A]

I don't know. My girl was with me. I didn't look at her.

[C]

He know, too. Cause he hit me back and said, nigga, I seen that a long time ago. But now your brain don't work. But now your brain don't work. Now you got amnesia.

[D]

I know.

[A]

I was looking at my girl.

[C]

I know.

[B]

Yeah, look, I know.

[A]

But you won't never see nothing before me.

[B]

You just these.

[C]

That's for life. But that's for life.

[A]

Don't ever think something nice came. Some fine came in his butt and you had a heads up.

[C]

Oh, but now you know she was fine.

[D]

Two seconds.

[B]

I don't think.

[C]

You don't know.

[A]

I didn't think she was fine. I thought, why is my man hitting me? Hitting me about this mid. While my girls with me. I know, but I didn't say that. I said y. I seen that.

[C]

I don't even know what she looked like. I just. I know. Her body was crazy. And it's the type of body style that he likes, not you.

[A]

You think I need help bagging my body style?

[C]

No, not at all.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah.

[C]

So what? What do yo, button chick at 3 o' clock gotta do?

[A]

What?

[C]

You needing help?

[A]

Oh, I don't need that. Oh, okay. I had a third eye since protect your neck. Yo, three o'. Clock.

[C]

We ain't in the army.

[A]

Even though we did used to do that. No, we didn't used to do that. I just think this should be an age where we stop. Really?

[E]

Hell stop.

[A]

Oh, come on. Seriously?

[C]

What? Stops is what you do afterwards.

[D]

Yeah, right.

[C]

Like now you don't take no action, but look, hell no, that ain't gonna stop. What are you talking about?

[A]

What type of pod are we trying to have?

[E]

Y' all are pod as usual, cuz

[A]

y' all are right. If we being mature.

[C]

If you being immature. You really right, cuz if you are immature.

[A]

Time.

[C]

Yo, look at that, baby. What are you talking about?

[A]

If you say to me. Not me. Let me think of something.

[C]

John. John.

[A]

Yo, fine, 4pm And I look and you was right. You don't need to acknowledge. Oh, so it's just to see and acknowledge the party. That's the difference. Some people hunt to eat. Yeah, like some people hunt to kill. No, I'm good. Some birds, this is flying around.

[C]

Some catch and release.

[A]

That's it. Catching? Really? Okay. I'm learning from y' all brothers today, man. I'm learning from y'. All. Let's start this part still. Pause, please.

[C]

Pretty please. One more question. Go ahead. Yeah.

[A]

Your brain be gone. I don't. Does anybody else have a question for you?

[C]

No.

[A]

No. Yeah, I don't have no more questions.

[E]

I think we unpacked it.

[C]

We didn't.

[A]

Should we address the elephant in the room before we get started?

[B]

What's the elephant?

[C]

What's the elephant.

[D]

What's the elephant that you lost?

[A]

Well, Parks was voted Potter of the Month for April.

[E]

Oh, I was. It's official now.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Congratulations.

[E]

Oh, thank you. Thank you.

[C]

March. For March.

[E]

Thank you.

[D]

For March.

[A]

Oh, yeah. For March. I'm sorry.

[D]

Yeah. Yours back in February.

[E]

Thank you.

[C]

That's a hell of a.

[E]

To the voters.

[A]

Yeah. He was voted pod of the Month from March, which means he gets the chain in April.

[C]

Gotcha.

[A]

But today is the last day of March.

[E]

Gotcha Yeah, I didn't think it was,

[A]

but the pod drops on April 1st, so it's a tricky. It's tricky.

[D]

It's not tricky.

[A]

What do y' all think should happen?

[D]

Did she get a chain?

[C]

Potter of the month is.

[D]

Chain him.

[C]

Chain him.

[A]

Well, I dropped it off to get clean. I can't put a dirty chain on my man, right? Like, I dropped it off to get true. Get shined up.

[E]

I'm sure.

[D]

When does it get back?

[A]

Huh? When does it come back? The eighth, 14th round. Two weeks. This thing is stupid, yo.

[D]

Was it tough to lose? You came in third, right? According to the voting results, it was Parks.

[A]

Didn't mean I gotta stop endorsing people. I be trying to be fake, humble.

[D]

You think that's what did it?

[A]

It might have pushed them over the top.

[E]

That's hate.

[D]

Yeah, that's hate. That's hate. I was looking at the number.

[A]

I gotta get the hate out first. But truthfully speaking, there is nobody that I would be prouder to put this chain on than my good brother, fucking Parks Valley, who I've been in the fucking trenches with, who I've been in

[C]

the foxhole with, who's been on tour.

[A]

Some paid, most not. He's been on albums some. Nah, you know what I mean. Producing, getting the guitarists on every track. Come on, stop playing with us, man. We've been all over the world.

[E]

That's a fact.

[A]

Nobody I would be happier to give this to than my good brother. So congratulations, Parks, and thank you.

[E]

I'm glad it's back from the clearance.

[A]

And I am gonna.

[B]

Let's go, Piggity. Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Thank you.

[E]

Thank you.

[C]

Chaining day Chaining day My chaining day

[D]

Fine time.

[E]

You'll get it back, I'm sure, man.

[A]

Mark ain't letting that happen, right?

[E]

Oh, it's kind of heavy.

[B]

Is it?

[E]

Yeah, it's a little heavy.

[C]

Heavy as hell.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

Oh, that's fresh.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

Ain't nobody doing.

[C]

And the bad part.

[D]

Look, look, look, look.

[C]

The bad part is where you sit. You just gotta stare at it all day.

[A]

Cause you know why I was eating all month? Because in pictures and shit, my shit look like a real Shane. Like people was in me. Like, yo, you got some. And I was lying. Yeah. You know something like on some pod. I ain't shout Vic out of nobody.

[E]

I don't know.

[C]

It's heavy.

[D]

Doing nice.

[B]

So fresh yourself. Clean, clean. Let's go. Piggity.

[D]

I'm glad to see you. I'm a good restore.

[E]

Thank you.

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

Yo, you such a. I'm so glad to know you a Duke fan. I feel like I could have guessed you was a Duke fan. But we going to start this part. You're wearing Duke colors.

[B]

Let's get it, y'.

[A]

All. He's a fucking Duke. A Duke. Alright, alright. Let's see here. How am I feeling here? If you know exactly what I wanna

[C]

do then Imma get a business to you.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

Sweet baby in a gar.

[C]

See I ain't never met a girl it's getting down like you never met a girl

[A]

I'm calling you Daddy. Daddy. Come on, man. Come on, man. Daddy. I'm waiting for that weather to break so I could play all the twisted songs that chicks like to to yeah, he got a little set, he do he got a little set, he do

[B]

hey

[A]

fuck they talk about out there all wait for the ladies all wait for the ladies.

[B]

Load your butt black Caddy Mac daddy

[C]

with a hoe up in the backseat

[D]

with a 97 pin flow got a feeling when you smoking When I'm looking to attract

[A]

everybody on vacation, everybody on spring break and all that. Everybody in the airport traveling and all

[B]

that out of the country and.

[A]

All the girls going on a girls trip right now. Everybody getting the kids ready for proms and all that. Graduation and all that. Shout to the kids in colleges and all that. Whole jersey, whole new york city,

[C]

The perfect storm.

[D]

I got a new one for you.

[B]

I got rba.

[A]

What's going on out there?

[C]

So let me take you on a ride on the journey with the one that you call Daddy. And we gonna make you get it wet this time we gonna do something romantic and different.

[D]

I take you about it when we

[B]

get on the movie.

[C]

When I pull my HD up to

[D]

your H3, you know that you wanna

[C]

be in this movie. So don't be acting like I'm tripping with a stranger mission recording you while you loving me down below. Switching the camera angle when we change position. You could be the director aiming the

[D]

camera down at the film and be

[B]

licking until you say, cuz.

[C]

Ready for any footage you want to get.

[D]

I gotta call nobody just because I

[C]

do my own stuff. It's the X rated version of a box office hit. I see she ready to strip for this,

[A]

Right? There we go. Yes, it will.

[D]

It definitely will.

[A]

Jamie Foxx.

[B]

What up boy? There you go.

[D]

Drop over in your new whip. Bring some friends. You Cool Whip? I'mma bring the cool whip. Then I want you cool Strip. You is my new chick.

[B]

So we get our grind on she

[D]

be grabbing calling me biggie like Shino now twitchy fine hom why she always

[B]

lying on telling me them diamond she know they got a light skinned friend

[D]

look like Michael Jackson Got a dark

[C]

skinned friend look like Michael Jackson I

[D]

play ready for the world she was ready for some action My dog said you ain't no freak so you got

[B]

to prove my man wrong I'mma play this band.

[D]

You going to take your pants off, Imma play this Glad it's not me and you going get.

[E]

Ah Put that shit in the water, Joe.

[B]

Hey a minute, wait a minute, wait

[A]

a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

[E]

We should have got a Twist of Yay album. We should have got a Twist of Yay album. Yeah, that was one that was supposed to happen.

[A]

We really should have. We really should have. That would have been crazy. Mic check, mic check. 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2 Wake it up in here. And flip, flip, flip, mic check. What episode is this?

[E]

Line 16.

[A]

Welcome to episode 916 of the Joe Button Party podcast. I'm your humble, grateful, gracious, extremely happy to be here. Host Joe Button here with some amazing people to my right. You know the vibes. Queens get the money. Queen split in the building. How you doing, man?

[B]

I'm in the building. I'm happy to be here. What's up man?

[A]

Good. I'm loving your fits lately. I'm loving your fits. I love the hat.

[B]

Thank you think. I appreciate that. But, but real quick, by the time I get back, if you don't have a drop, I'm not gonna sit here, bro. You're not gonna be playing with the audience and playing, playing with me, like get the drop together.

[A]

What are you gonna sit?

[B]

Not gonna say, yeah, I can make, I can make those stands. I stand right there and distract you. I'm in the building though. Queen fl. I'm here. I'm happy to be here. Hey, for one time only. I'm back one time.

[A]

I feel good.

[B]

Yeah. Cause I've been trying to keep it mellow.

[E]

Oh.

[B]

You know what I'm saying? You back today.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

You be killing that when you get back from where?

[B]

You know where I'm going.

[A]

I don't know where you going.

[B]

You know where I'm going this week.

[A]

Well, you know where I'm going?

[B]

Going to Trinidad again. You know that. I'm trying to.

[A]

Don't do that.

[B]

Cause it could be in trouble with my wife. Yeah, I'm going again, nigga got work to do.

[A]

How the were you able to pull back to back Trinidad trips off.

[B]

Well, I'm flipped, you know?

[A]

She didn't say nothing about it.

[B]

Of course she did. She wanted to go.

[A]

What?

[B]

You know what you say?

[A]

Hey, last trip was the family trip, you know what I mean? We bring the kids, the wife.

[E]

It's a business trip.

[A]

Now it's business trip.

[E]

I'm doing a charity business.

[B]

I'm doing a charity for the community out there.

[A]

No doubt. That's dope, Flip.

[E]

Thank you.

[A]

Freeze.

[C]

No doubt.

[A]

Bringing the Nyla Blackman ipod. You bring the ipod with all the Nyla Blackman records oo with the family at home.

[D]

I respect that. That's dope.

[B]

Look me in the eye and say that, cuz. When you start looking away, you about to say some.

[A]

I can't.

[C]

Yeah, I can't.

[A]

How long you going to be out there?

[B]

I'll be back Monday.

[A]

Oh, you one way.

[B]

No, I got work to come back to.

[A]

The one way.

[B]

I wish I could do it. My man. My man let that rock. And my family won't let that rock. Can you imagine? He's supposed to be get the support from your man. You can't get. You don't get the support from your wife nor your man.

[A]

You. Hell no.

[C]

Hell no, you gonna get some support.

[A]

I ain't supportive. I ain't s mans. That's somebody else.

[D]

All right.

[A]

To my right, we got Philadelphia's finest, our good brother Dark. Dr. Dark. Lamont Hill. Mark, how you feeling? Are you marking you dark today?

[E]

Don't Dr.

[B]

I think dog on top.

[A]

You Mark or you dog?

[D]

I mark the day.

[A]

All right, Regular Mark.

[D]

We chilling, Mark. I'm chilling.

[A]

No smoke, no beef.

[D]

It's just Mark never had no smoke, you know, I mean, I'm laying low.

[A]

I don't know. You went to Twitter and. And got all your academia.

[D]

I'm spreading.

[A]

He went got his academia. When Mark don't like something to go on in the pod, he go to Twitter and get all. All of them. Northwestern like a Thundercat.

[D]

I have no idea what he talking about.

[B]

You know what he do?

[C]

I post.

[D]

I reposted a couple clip from the show. I posted two of them.

[A]

Do you do that every part?

[B]

No.

[D]

Depends. So, no, not every con. No. But sometimes they don't be about me. For example, I reposted Tyrese Drag you.

[A]

No, we gonna get to that. Okay, we gonna get to that.

[D]

Just as an example.

[A]

Don't worry. We definitely gonna get to that. But what was this one did you post?

[D]

I posted. I reposted our feminism debate and I reposted the capitalism debate. Capitalism debate.

[B]

Yeah, look, you shine that, huh? Shine time.

[A]

Yo, he's such a piece of shit.

[B]

No, I just.

[D]

Look, I just wanted.

[B]

People we talked about.

[D]

It was a good conversation. I thought it was a spirited conversation out of here. Know about bodying a different idea.

[B]

What Angela Ry said, let's not say

[A]

bodying because they, they, they, they calling him names out there too. They. Oh, yeah, yeah. They call him names.

[B]

They put that face him. Yeah, they call him Aunt Jemima.

[A]

They violate my champagne socialist.

[D]

Oh, champagne. That was a good one.

[E]

A champagne socialist.

[D]

What is that?

[B]

What that mean?

[E]

Rich social.

[A]

They got him. Yeah, they got him.

[D]

They got him. Pack me up. Subscribe to Patreon. I I address it all right there.

[A]

Yo, to mark's right? Come yo, stop playing, yo. I don't even. This is a brother I don't even.

[B]

Put it down, boy. When we acknowledge. When I'm talking.

[D]

I was looking for.

[C]

I was saying put the phone down.

[A]

When we acknowledge you, boy, we'll come back to it and tell you what it mean. But this the same thing he used to do when I used to go try to bag tricks for him. And I'd have to point to him, he'd be over there on the phone. He's so corny, yo.

[E]

That's a smooth vibe.

[A]

Yeah, doing all that for a seven. Anyway, this brother right here, I don't even feel like needs an introduction anymore. I feel like if you know, you know. And if you don't, you don't. Mr. Thousand doors and up. Mr. Turkey give away himself. Wah wah. Stop playing. He there for the kid. Also don't play. What you doing? You reffing a soccer game coming up, right?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

What's it. Hey, your prom coming up, Boy, I

[B]

did see that prom coming up again, boy.

[A]

My man is reffing a kid's soccer game in Central Park.

[E]

Calls it football.

[D]

Football, football, football, football.

[B]

Make some noise.

[D]

Bigish in the building right next to

[B]

me where he belongs. Shut the up.

[A]

How you doing, man?

[C]

I'm good.

[A]

Hey, wipe your shirt.

[B]

You got hair on it, boy. I need you to clean.

[A]

Stop sucking out the straw. We picking you up.

[D]

This can't do nothing, man.

[B]

Sit still while acknowledge me.

[C]

You can't sit still, Taz. Maybe in dodo.

[A]

Oh, okay. You're not bashful. Oh, my man. Anyway, next to him, man, stop playing with him. The coldest of. Yeah, it's cold. Mr. Freeze. The freeziest of them all. Big in the building.

[D]

Back in the building.

[A]

Freez how you feeling, man?

[C]

I'm great. I'm great.

[A]

I'm great. Good. That's the family.

[C]

We hear though we here.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

Everything okay now?

[A]

We good.

[B]

Good, good.

[A]

Absolutely.

[C]

Thanks for all well wishes, everybody.

[A]

You. You always in my prayers. But going on. Something going on. So I'm glad next to him. You do. Is that you do. Wow. Somebody else. Somebody else. Do it now. Somebody else.

[E]

Come on, Flip.

[A]

Oh, bro. Come on, Flip.

[B]

March part of the month. Hater. The top. Top engineer in the world.

[A]

Yeah, they hitting the same as mine. They hitting the same as mine.

[B]

Queens in the building.

[A]

Elmira in the building.

[B]

Elmira in the building.

[A]

You don't even know where he's from working on four years.

[B]

Round of applause because this nigga hating on me.

[A]

Part of me in six years.

[B]

Round of applause for my men. The pot of the month of March. Piggity Pa. I guess anybody I do.

[E]

I do owe my Sacramento people a shout out. They've been asking for years for the 916 episode to shout out Sacramento. So I want to shout out Sacramento.

[A]

Sacramento. Yeah.

[E]

Some good times out there.

[D]

Did it feel bad?

[A]

Y' all had one little season of the. The Winter Dome that y' all was doing. Remember when the Kings won they one year they used to light up the thing. Y' all remember they spent a lot of money on that.

[C]

Went crazy because it didn't.

[A]

It didn't happen. It was a great idea, but it just didn't happen a lot. I don't remember that when the Kings won. Remember they had the playoff run. I think it was a year before last or two years ago when they won. A section of the arena would light up outside, like with all types of designs and shit.

[D]

It was fire.

[E]

That's fire.

[A]

It was fire. Shout out to Sacramento White. Poe was in the building. And love Ass. Cory is in the building. Still mad in love. Still going strong. Going strong, boy. Where we at? Four months. Hey, hey. Come on. Four years. Corey, man, he's smiling.

[D]

I see that. N a smiling the first year I worked here.

[B]

Look. Look at it.

[D]

He's beaming.

[A]

He texting right now.

[B]

You got his hat on. He focused. Yeah.

[E]

Core locked in.

[A]

Anybody here know Cory's birthday?

[E]

I probably have it muffled.

[A]

No, don't know what month it is. Your birthday coming up,

[B]

Corey. When your birthday, Cory?

[E]

Yes, it is coming up this month. Six months, 16th.

[A]

Anybody know if Corey normally celebrate birthdays?

[C]

I don't think Corey celebrates.

[A]

I don't think so. I've never seen him doing it. What day is that?

[B]

The 16th walks.

[D]

Pod days.

[E]

I don't have the calendar off.

[C]

Don't tell me he having a party. He's celebrating.

[A]

I haven't spoken.

[E]

It's Thursday.

[A]

You got any plans for your birthday this year?

[C]

What you doing for your birthday, big dog?

[D]

What you doing, dad?

[C]

Big dog, what you doing for your birthday?

[A]

Travel? A birthday trip?

[B]

Corey. What a bitch.

[A]

He's traveling, yo. Hey, you hear your man?

[C]

She got him. What's wrong with you?

[A]

But where you going? Like tulum? Where you going, though?

[D]

You just throwing some out Napa.

[A]

Oh, you on a Curacao. Where you headed?

[D]

Where you going?

[A]

Where you going?

[C]

Where you going?

[E]

Where you going?

[C]

Go ahead and say it.

[E]

The pink is bashful.

[B]

Corey, you trying to have another one, boy, you trying to have a baby.

[A]

God, it's up. Night is up in the air. St. Martin, St. Thomas.

[D]

Some. Some go.

[A]

Cory, man, happy for you. Erickson is here. I don't know if Tanner is here.

[E]

Tanner's here. Not here, but he's.

[A]

Tanner's here by remote. Savon is still here. Shout out to my guy, Savon. This episode is brought to you by Fueled by Powered by Sponsored by Prize Picks. Prize Picks, gang.

[D]

All right, what's poppin, y'? All? Real quick. Quick note. Hijack the show.

[A]

He fight.

[D]

It's April 1st.

[B]

Oh, it is?

[D]

No, no, no. I just wanted to tell you. On Friday, I left to go to that iftar in New York, and I bumped in, not bumped into. I got the chance to meet Mary Mumdani, and he sent his love to the show, and he's. He watches the show. He's a big fan of the show, and he said he wants to come

[E]

on sometime that we dope.

[D]

That's all. Just want to let you know.

[B]

Yo, he'll use your yo.

[A]

All right.

[D]

Man, is that weird?

[B]

He gonna do like this. You asked to shout Mandani out. Did you check in? You can't just be shouting out. All right. Salute, man. What about it?

[D]

I just thought it was cool to know that he watches it. He, like, watch the segment. We talk about his policies, and I just think it's cool to know that the. I didn't know that. I was surprised.

[E]

It's my birthday. Twin man. Shout out to my.

[A]

Did you believe him?

[D]

He mentioned specifics.

[A]

I seen he recently dropped his top five rappers.

[E]

He did. He did. And it got some people up in the Tussie because of capitalism. Yet again.

[A]

It's a much better list than I thought it would be.

[E]

Yeah, it was pretty solid.

[D]

Yeah. Seems to be into it nothing wrong with it.

[A]

All right. Shout out to Maldoni. Yeah, Me and Ish said what we said. Talking about, man, that don't mean nothing to me. Cause Mark went over there grifting,

[D]

not

[E]

grifting on the holiday, right.

[A]

Cause he all had to go, go home after the last part and look up socialism. I don't know.

[E]

How did it go? What'd you learn?

[A]

I get it.

[E]

Oh, okay.

[C]

I get it. You get what?

[A]

I need to hear more.

[C]

I get that he said what?

[A]

Oh yeah, yeah. What a champagne socialist is all right. What we starting with first? Socialism.

[D]

It maybe not.

[C]

It don't matter.

[A]

Floor pop. Champagne socialism. Yeah.

[C]

What is that?

[E]

You believe in socialism but you have a lot of money. It's a negative connotation.

[D]

Yeah. In the socialism these people, it's kind of like saying this person's fighting for justice and all this, but he ain't living that life, Right? Oh right.

[A]

That's what they're trying to say about Mark. I ain't right with that shit.

[D]

That's what they're trying to say. It's not, it doesn't make sense

[B]

about him.

[D]

I don't know if you should agree yet if you just found out what

[B]

it is based on that definition.

[D]

Yeah, no, I mean I'm saying that's the, that's the spirit of it. But the point is the word I'm advocating for, I'm willing to participate. Like I, I'm willing to pay the taxes, I'm willing to do the things. I'm not calling for people not to have certain things. I'm saying I want everybody to have certain access to certain things. I'm willing to do whatever it takes to get us there.

[E]

I like the idea of socialist Porsches,

[A]

socialist Rolexes, mansion

[C]

project.

[B]

Take the money.

[C]

Got you about the two Rolexes with two presidentials.

[D]

Gifts. Both gifts.

[A]

But yeah, cuz somebody was exploited building that mansion.

[D]

It just, I mean just I have have a mansion now.

[A]

Somebody was, somebody was exploited building that mansion. That's all I'm saying.

[D]

Seven bedrooms.

[C]

Eight.

[D]

I can't count.

[B]

I don't stop counting that.

[D]

Ain't but three of us there anywhere

[A]

you gentlemen want to begin today? I'm, I'm, I'm on with you all on.

[D]

Against my better judgment, against my will, I play bully. Oh, I listened to the Kanye, you know. Cause I said I'm not gonna fuck with Kanye no more. I will admit after he had that recent wave of the mental health stuff. I know, I know, I know. As I was listening to I said, I ain't gonna say they got me,

[E]

but go sit with the rabbi. Everything's good.

[D]

Yeah. Once you talk to the rabbi, you

[C]

know I was good.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

And then after he talked about his mental health and all that stuff, I feel. Felt some sympathy. I. I broke open the album.

[E]

As did I. Yeah.

[D]

What y' all think?

[C]

It wasn't bad.

[E]

It wasn't bad.

[D]

Was it mid?

[E]

By my definition, yes. I believe I would classify that in the six. Sixish range.

[D]

I thought it was mid.

[E]

You could hear Kanye in there somewhere, but it's not at the level that we've come to know and love Kanye yet. It sounds like all the people. Kanye is an amazing, great, one of the best artists we've ever had or seen in hip hop or any genre, period. To me, he's on my Mount Rushmore of inspirations.

[D]

I get it.

[E]

That being said, you can tell that Mike Dean's missing that. Cy High's missing that. You know, some of the people that helped him create these masterpieces that he has created time and time again are no longer around.

[A]

Can I jump in and add some names to your people that might be missing list?

[D]

Please?

[A]

Push a T. Push.

[E]

Of course.

[A]

Common Sense. Glc. Glc, Consequence. Yeah. Ryan Fest. Jesus. All of the writers.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

That. That's what was jumping off the album to me.

[E]

All the co producers.

[A]

The writers are going.

[E]

The co producers. Cuz like, even just like the vocal production, he didn't sound like Kanye.

[D]

Right.

[E]

Bars aside, we could put that aside. Even though I don't think they were quite there. The way that he was delivering sounds like he was missing some people that would maybe push him a little bit harder.

[C]

This almost sounds like a rough project.

[E]

A little bit.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Like it wasn't finished. Like he was still working on it.

[D]

It was. It was sold to us in the marketing and in the whatever rollout there was as. This is Kanye back to form. This was like Kanye coming back to be the Kanye you remember. And there was a way that it sounded like that.

[B]

That.

[D]

But it sounded like he was missing people. Yeah.

[C]

Like a stripped down version of it.

[D]

Yes. That's what I'm trying to say. A stripped down. A stripped down version of it. And it's not the worst Kanye I've heard.

[E]

No.

[D]

You know, rhyme wise or production. But it absolutely is nowhere near Kanye at its peak or even like even Kanye's second tier. It's not even Kanye's second tier music for me, but there was some genius in there I had.

[A]

Yeah. You could tell that, like, you brother said that Kanye was in there. You could hear where Kanye was in there. I just also heard where some people were missing. I had no idea the album's coming out. So when I got to it, it was Saturday night.

[E]

Yeah. I got to it on a YouTube stream Saturday morning.

[D]

Yeah, I was driving in the car.

[A]

Yeah. But I mean, like, it's one in the morning and I'm in my vehicle now. I don't really like to.

[C]

That's not where you listen at for you.

[A]

That's where I like to go to the joints that I know I enjoy. I don't want everybody at one in the morning on Sunday morning.

[E]

New music. Yes.

[A]

So I put it on. So I put on Started with King. Okay, King, here we go.

[C]

The time is now. Right now.

[B]

This is the hour. This is the new dog.

[A]

And my driver be he know when I get in, he turned the volume all the way up.

[B]

Now is the time.

[A]

I didn't want to hear this, so I skipped it.

[D]

Wow.

[A]

I skipped it. Then this game on next. This sound. This sound was really annoying me. I skipped it.

[E]

Beat aside. You could just hear. Listen to his vocal.

[C]

Yeah, you're right.

[E]

His vocal is not.

[A]

Let me hear that.

[D]

Skip.

[A]

Skip.

[C]

Oh, man. I was fucking with that one.

[A]

No, I'm only giving you. I'm only giving you my experience putting this album on. I got you.

[C]

Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.

[A]

And then this came on. I want to say this. Wait. Whoa. That's some new shit. Oh, I didn't know the phone did that. You could swipe.

[E]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

I'm so old.

[A]

I am so old.

[C]

Even when it's at the bottom, you can just swipe.

[A]

You can just swipe to the next song. That's pretty fire. Anyway, let me hear what the hell. This is Travis Scott, track three, Father. I still got the volume up loud on a Saturday. Headed to where I'm headed to.

[E]

It's got. See, this got all the right elements, like a nice church gospel vibe. I know I'm going to get some hard drums in a second. Like.

[A]

Yeah, I thought I couldn't go wrong with what was happening here. You've been.

[C]

You've been good. I just want to say thank you, Lord. I just want to say thank you.

[A]

See, and by the time it got to track three and this was loud, I turned this shit completely off because this noise, it felt like three tracks in. He was just attached to this new sound. Easy. Ish.

[B]

Easy.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Which is easiest.

[A]

Yeah. But it don't sound like Mike Dean

[C]

is There the engineering and stuff is missing.

[A]

So I cut it off and I never returned to it until Sunday when people were texting me like, yo, Kanye is back, brother. Like, we need to really delve in, like on this album. So then I listened to it in full and I love the production. I. I absolutely love the production. I still hear where everything is missing.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

But if I'm just listening to music and beats and by the time he got to four, like, this is my. This is my bop. I expect this. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All the love. Kanye West, Andre Troutman and even this is back to that sou I was annoyed with. It just flipped different. Oh, my God. Yeah, you got me. You got me now. Now we cooking with oil. Think this is so crazy.

[E]

This is hard.

[C]

When I got to this one, I said, okay, I see what he's doing. This is a stadium album.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

This is clearly a stadium album.

[A]

But what album from him is.

[E]

Is not the Touch is always to be huge music.

[A]

Yeah, that's what it sounds like.

[C]

This one sounds like today when he go to Sofi and do that show. It's going to blow the roof off the.

[E]

I can see that.

[A]

This is sick.

[B]

Hey, all the time. All the.

[A]

Listen, man, that is hard.

[E]

Yeah, that is hard.

[A]

That. That right there is tough.

[E]

There's some good records on here, yo. There's some good. A lot of really good ideas. I just don't think it's executed to the. The extent that we usually see from Kanye.

[A]

Well, how are you going to execute it if.

[B]

Oh, what the hell happening here?

[A]

We. How are we going to execute it if. If Larry Jackson and Gamma is cut me the big check as soon as nine songs is done.

[E]

Oh, maybe that's what's happening.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

And I'm talking.

[E]

Okay.

[A]

I have no idea.

[E]

Got you.

[A]

I mean, I'm sure there was a big check cut.

[E]

I'm sure. I'm sure.

[C]

Big check.

[A]

Yeah, but this could be. Yeah, he could. It does have like a demo. Ish feel.

[C]

That's how. That's all. It just knows the mixing. It don't sound like this is finished.

[E]

It sounds. It doesn't even sound demo. It just sounds. It sounds demo compared to what he usually does. But it sounds like you're. You don't have them guys.

[A]

People. Yeah.

[E]

Respectfully, I don't mean to disrespect the people that worked on this album because I think there is some really good in here. It's just not what we're used to with yet.

[C]

I'm interested to see if he does his real time updates on this one. You know, the last projects he go back in, tinker with them, mix them.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Add effects, whatever, and then re release it. Yeah, I'm interested to see.

[D]

I love this beat.

[A]

Another beat. I love sisters and brothers. Sisters and brothers get a lot more

[B]

dangerous My brothers move a lot like strangers.

[C]

His vocals sound off. They say I'm blacking out like Akon.

[A]

Yeah, sure. Ain't that Don De Grace quality?

[C]

Yeah, it's not sharp.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Wasn't the highest of qualities.

[A]

Even how it was five versions. Well, true.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

But compared to some of his other work, it was still lackluster. Rougher.

[A]

Rougher than.

[E]

Yeah, sonically, than like my beautiful dark twisted fantasy or something. You know what I mean?

[B]

Give it all you got. It does not make a difference.

[C]

I've been high. I'm living, man, I'm throwing.

[A]

Yeah. Like this is just another one where I'm an emcee. So I fell in love with that beat and just what he decided to do on it kinda. I wasn't.

[E]

It was a lot of the auto tuney singing shit, which I'm over that. I'm a little bit over that.

[C]

I love it.

[D]

And I just missed the old rhymes, honestly, the team he had written for him, I guess, three albums ago, four albums ago.

[E]

For his whole career.

[D]

He's had great writers facts his entire career. This seemed like a moment early on where there was a lot of good collaboration. And then I was talking to one of the ghostwriters and he said, we used to collaborate together. He said, and then at some point, ye will be like, write me three songs. I'm going shopping. I'll be back. I want these done when I get back. And didn't feel like a collaboration anymore. And I think that changed. You can kind of hear that over the albums. And now it feels like not just that, but also that maybe definitely just new writers. And I. What?

[A]

You just reminded me of one of my favorite eras in hip hop. Hip hop. When Kanye. When Kanye made all y' all fly down the wheel. That was why.

[E]

Then there's Wyoming.

[A]

Yeah. When he flew all y' all down there, made y' all sleep on an air mattress in the. In the little guest cabin in the back and just write songs. Yo, what a dick. What a dick.

[E]

Some good shit came out of that though. But anyway.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, some good shit do come out of forcing creatives to stay in

[D]

a room and write you some shit. They can't leave till it's done.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

You just reminded me of that, that's all.

[E]

Now we need to bring back the suits in the studio era. You know what I mean?

[D]

That was.

[E]

That was the Fly Yay era. But again, this is. This is solid to me. It's just.

[D]

It's fine. Yeah, it's mid.

[C]

It's better than what I expected it to be, so I'm fine with that.

[E]

Much better than I expected it to be.

[C]

I'm not doing that. I'm not gonna call it mid.

[A]

I know we don't know what mid is today.

[D]

We having the mid debate again, but I'm not.

[E]

Mid is a huge sliding scale.

[C]

But.

[D]

But it's for Kanye. It's mid. I'll say that. I mean, you talk about some. Who's making some of the greatest albums in the history of music.

[E]

Yes.

[D]

Yeah. On his scale.

[A]

Where you at on the Yeezers front?

[E]

I like Yeezers.

[A]

I know. I know. I know where the users. People are in the room. No, sir. But I know where Mark. I don't know where Mark is.

[D]

I like it more than most people do, but it's not. It's not in my top five Kanye albums.

[A]

Me either.

[E]

Yeah, me either.

[D]

But some people panic like this. That gets shit.

[A]

Is this the album? Is this the Kanye album that you would closest describe as. As mid?

[D]

Oh, that's a good.

[A]

That's what I'm trying to figure out.

[E]

N a couple. Those gospel records, respectfully, were not that great.

[D]

Yes.

[C]

That yay album. I'll put that.

[D]

The yay album is the one.

[C]

Yay album goes there.

[A]

What's on the yay album?

[C]

That's when he did that good music run.

[E]

Oh, the ep.

[C]

The little EP albums.

[D]

That's his album.

[E]

Yeah, that one wasn't great either, but

[D]

this would be toward the bottom of my A list.

[A]

Still don't know what album that is.

[E]

It's the one with the mountain on the COVID with the hand right in the green.

[C]

I love being bipolar. It's all awesome.

[A]

I skipped that one. Yeah, I don't really.

[D]

I don't count that. That's why. That's the answer.

[E]

Yeah, I don't count that because it's only seven songs. I don't care.

[D]

I don't count it.

[C]

Don't count it. And that's when I got into the fight about Daytona.

[A]

But if you're super, super dope, like, and your catalog is super, super dope, I might not count your wackers album facts.

[C]

You shouldn't if you got multiple classics up there. At the top and you drop some. Some whack album. All right, cool. You did that.

[A]

Especially if it's seven.

[C]

Let me go back to these.

[D]

They may have the best rappers run out the gate of albums of any artist.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

I don't want to be hyperbolic if somebody goes up since I'm crazy, but it's up there. It's all time. You got Prince. I mean, there's a few people you can name out the gate from. From debut to. He's up there. So he's up there, bro. He got a few shitty albums that I will excuse for.

[E]

Sure.

[C]

He's earned that.

[D]

Yeah, he's earned that. And I'm not saying this album is

[C]

shitty, but he don't ever have to put another good album out again. I'm cool.

[A]

Facts.

[D]

His minutes as far as legendary status.

[C]

Yes.

[D]

You know, that's why I hate when they put out these albums out beyond.

[E]

He's a icon. You know what I mean? He is a genius. But this. Yeah, I mean, listen, I'm. I. I liked it, but I don't love it.

[A]

I think that Mike Dean should get back with Kanye. I'm just talking about creatively. I'm not talking about whatever they got going on. I do think that 40 should find his way back to Drake.

[E]

Agreed. Agreed on both fronts.

[A]

And then I'd feel better sh.

[E]

Even Ali with Kendrick. Honestly.

[A]

Who's Kendrick with?

[E]

He's working the. What's the names? People's. What's the producer dude? Jack. Jack Antonos people.

[A]

Okay. Who are dope.

[E]

They do Taylor Swift and like they're

[A]

dope, but Got it. Got it.

[E]

Ali has a different tone to me.

[A]

What if Kendrick just felt like being a dick and just dropping an album when one of these new. Let me stop. I'm not gonna stop. Come on, let me get us off of that. It's been too. It's been too much of that. He might not have liked one of these little Jermaine interviews. Oh, you still talking?

[E]

He's getting better on the interviews. I will. I watched all these interviews.

[A]

The.

[E]

The mellow one was my favorite. Although he sat with what's they call Lost in Vegas. I think is the name of the pod. And it's like a. I think they're like a reactor pod. I don't mean to disrespect them because I've never seen them before and they kind of nerded out a little bit. There was a 10 minute killer pre segment on there.

[A]

Oh.

[E]

Like they got in the. In the weed that's the weeds for sure.

[D]

I have to go back and watch.

[A]

That's the one. When he said the word culture is yes. Yeah. Got it, got it, got it.

[E]

He's apparently planning on doing a. He kind of listed a bunch of, like, reactor videos. That's going to be his rollout bag. He's in his every man bag.

[A]

I was home Googling his stepdad.

[E]

What the is wrong with you?

[C]

Why?

[A]

Why not? Why not?

[E]

What'd you come up with?

[B]

Come on, man.

[A]

Come on, bro.

[C]

What?

[B]

Stop.

[A]

Yo, y' all can't tell me what to Google, yo. I don't give a. Did y' all judge my. There's nothing in there that would get me arrested for a murder or something like that. The on Dateline. I don't get them.

[B]

Yo.

[A]

How do I.

[C]

How.

[A]

How do I build up a body?

[C]

How do you build a bomb? Six paper clips and some.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

When. When they popping on Dayline.

[A]

I'd be so confused. But anyway, it's not like that in there. But there's no harm in Googling somebody's stepdad. I've seen some mistakes. Glass Malone said that jcole stepdad is white. I had never thought about it.

[C]

Huh?

[E]

He has talked about his stepdad a lot in these rollouts.

[A]

Yeah. No, but I never. I never thought about it.

[D]

Was he.

[E]

Salute to his family.

[B]

I don't want.

[E]

I don't want.

[C]

I don't want to talk.

[A]

Disrespect his family.

[C]

I don't respect.

[A]

I didn't confirm it any who.

[E]

Any who shout to classes too.

[D]

I guess since we're talking music.

[E]

You be on some.

[A]

This is such a funny thing to search.

[E]

It is.

[A]

It is everything I have to do.

[B]

Come on.

[A]

Don't have a stick up your ass.

[E]

And again, he has been talking about him, so I think it's. It's fodder.

[A]

Funniest thing y' all search now, y'.

[E]

All.

[A]

Funniest thing y' all put into Google to search in recent years.

[C]

Years.

[E]

Best hedge trimmers. That should be some.

[A]

Okay, old man. How to put together.

[E]

Yeah, exactly.

[A]

Best power wash. What say you guys?

[D]

I'm thinking. I'm usually. I'm usually Googling if something's gonna kill me, like if I'm gonna die. Every. Every. Like I do all the medical Googling.

[E]

Oh, that's bad.

[D]

Right hand.

[C]

Which one did she give you?

[D]

Yeah, like, right. Can I get rid of it?

[A]

Burning pill.

[D]

Right. Pill of cream.

[C]

Yeah. Mixed with scaling.

[D]

Damn.

[A]

Doctor's trip. Visit your primary. Yeah.

[D]

Don't be working at three in the morning

[E]

burn. It's always cancer when you Google it,

[B]

so I don't know why you bother.

[C]

Everything.

[A]

It's what you putting in there. I already know what you put in. Seven city hit. Yo, you beat. Who beat this? Her feet. Whoever it is. Feet.

[E]

Now, could a good foot raise someone a point?

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

How many points?

[D]

Oh, you said that.

[B]

Not several.

[C]

No, I, I again. Yo, I just.

[A]

Dr. Sho F.

[B]

Pretty Feet.

[C]

Bunion, insoles.

[A]

Yeah, I want to hear what you're doing. I never.

[C]

Yeah, I think, I think all of those things are, are, are on.

[E]

We're talking about specifically.

[C]

Oh, yes. No. So I'm saying yes.

[E]

How many points?

[D]

No.

[C]

Like no. If she is six, but her feet fire.

[D]

What does it do?

[C]

Works that way, might get you a half.

[E]

If she's a eight and her feet are terrible.

[D]

That's the difference between an 8 and a 10.

[B]

To me.

[D]

It's just like a 8 is like a 10 with them. Like with the polish with the demerit. Yeah. So like if you a 10 but your feet look crazy, that's a 9 or 8.

[E]

Get her some boots.

[C]

What do the feet do on the negative side?

[B]

Side.

[C]

Like he said, if she's an eight but her feet up now, what is she? It. It has an effect. My, like, I can't, I can't say that.

[A]

Like it's seven points, but he can't answer nothing.

[C]

All right.

[A]

What if she ate with and she got a three inch bunny hill?

[C]

What's a bunny hill?

[A]

The little, the little kitten hill. Yeah, the little tiny little kitten. Yeah, Kitten hill.

[C]

Still an 8ac.

[E]

We'll fix that.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

All right, last one. What if she a 8 but she don't have no pinky toe. Toenail. She just be painting the skin.

[A]

Don't none of the got a pinky toenail? No, no, no.

[C]

They got you. They got them.

[A]

No, they drawing them on. They making them. They carving them in.

[C]

The slimmer ones got pinkies but shot at me.

[A]

Are you laughing with them? Are you laughing this stupid?

[C]

Oh, man. N small. Definitely adds point like. Or adds some something to the score. Y' all disagree?

[D]

I hate.

[B]

We got.

[A]

Thank you, big dog. Yeah, we got like what else? Where were we? Where were we?

[E]

We're talking to.

[D]

Yay.

[E]

Still, I really like the peso pluma, but I know that I'm just going to be branded the Spanish music guy. But that salsa, that's salt. I think they're. I want to say they're Mexican. I could be wrong about that.

[A]

Spanish auto tune.

[E]

I like this Hard.

[A]

Yo.

[C]

I can see her grabbing her skirt. She starts. She starts swinging to take my last breath away.

[E]

I was waiting for the horse to come in, but this should come in mad long.

[D]

I with this like that.

[B]

I like that.

[D]

Going to be here, by the way, in New York. Oh, for real. May 2nd, I think. And in Newark April 30th.

[A]

Oh yeah. Like that. Kanye, I'll smack the out of you.

[C]

Y looking at your face.

[A]

I ain't going to lie. Kanye, I'll smack absolute do.

[E]

I'm a sucker for salsa horn, so. Pardon me.

[A]

I keep saying I think it. I'm a fan of all of the music.

[B]

You just say that?

[D]

Yes.

[A]

This is more the same. I'm a fan of this music. I'm not a fan of whatever the he is doing. Yeah, it's all the way fire.

[E]

More more auto tune.

[A]

Yeah, but I don't want to hear the fire salsa joint from the that only like skinny white with big titties. Like don't try to Spanish your way back in the dykeman hearts. Now you was with the girls that was bleaching. They assume holes.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Don't try to. It's a. I'm cool. I'm cool, G. That's not me being grumpy.

[E]

CEO record is dope. This beat is probably my favorite beat on this one.

[A]

Yeah, this beat is st. Who said CEO Green?

[E]

Hey, sounds like what the danger mouth should have sounded like.

[B]

Up like a bully.

[E]

Back to his autotune singing again.

[C]

See, I hate to keep comparing it. Like we were just saying you could hear Mike Dean missing.

[E]

Yes.

[C]

You know what this beat would be doing? Yeah, like it. It just sounds flat, like it's dead.

[B]

Is she not impressed?

[C]

No, not really. Most of the songs come on crazy but then after you hear them, I guess to ISIS point they not doing nothing. I thought the salsa beat or the I don't want to be rude.

[A]

That was our point before I said it.

[C]

No, it wasn't.

[B]

Stop doing that shit.

[C]

No, it wasn't.

[A]

Don't credit ice with our shit.

[C]

As I was saying right. I thought if some drums gonna come in or something was gonna come in to make the beat drop and nothing. It just went with that same monotone shit for a good how many ever bars.

[A]

Like yeah, I want to see a. You in them glasses.

[B]

I want to see a.

[A]

Why you talking all that? Yeah, I mean it's too. Why do yo.

[D]

Why two on the couch?

[A]

But why do glasses. Why do glasses make you visualize? I never visualized that before until he talking yeah, the glasses is looking pretty, boy.

[E]

Getting punched in glasses sucks, by the way. That shit is worse.

[C]

I got stole some glasses on, yo.

[A]

Yo, y' all ever be naked in your glasses?

[C]

No.

[E]

Yes.

[C]

I got punched in the face with my glasses all day back when I wore them.

[E]

You nothing but glasses.

[C]

Yup.

[A]

You be naked in your glasses.

[B]

With spit screen. That's crazy. Hey, yo, I'm not going to lie.

[A]

Doing the dishes, all types of dishes.

[C]

Next. Crazy.

[A]

Doing all types of. Wait. Sometimes I do the dishes naked when I feel like I'm on some big dick shit. If I just happen to walk over there, whatever. I don't need to be nobody, man. I'm washing the dishes, the dishes are

[E]

dirty, my dick is out.

[A]

It's gonna get done. That's what I'm saying. It's one of those things where you didn't plan on doing it, but when you walk by, oh, I can't leave this like this. Oh, I can't leave this. These dishes are this sick. Like this.

[D]

I've been washing dishes naked.

[C]

Crazy, crazy wild.

[A]

I'm down to do anything naked except scrap. And I really ain't against that either. If the fight break out naked, what you going to do?

[C]

No more and put my pants on.

[A]

I mean, you got to get with it.

[C]

That's crazy.

[A]

What was. You were saying something important before I interrupted you?

[C]

No, they flip asked me was I impressed and I said no. Most of the song, the beats come on and they sound amazing.

[E]

Yes.

[C]

But then they just. Yeah, they just level out. They don't do nothing.

[A]

Kanye, this music ain't dope. Dope enough for you to pop up in a Los Angeles club and tell a DJ to cut the music off while you talk for 20 minutes to the crowd and convincing to buy your album either. Don't start that again.

[E]

Well, I thought you did it again.

[C]

I was about to say he did it.

[A]

No, he didn't do it again. Yes, he did that and don't do it again.

[D]

Lately he just. He been laying low. He did announce three concerts in London the same day, I think the same day.

[A]

And I wish I was in there.

[C]

Club he's headlining.

[D]

Yeah. July 10, 11, 12. Those are the same night days as the host joint, right? Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

[E]

So it's Cole and one of those interviews. Cole sounded like him. Hobart, very cool.

[D]

But yeah.

[A]

Anyway, I don't have nothing to talk about.

[E]

Hey, what time is it?

[A]

Oh, really?

[C]

Already?

[A]

Time for my favorite part of the show.

[B]

Prizes.

[A]

All Right. Who's early?

[E]

Slip. You jumped the gun a little bit.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[E]

You're a little early.

[B]

I'm trying to, you know, I'm trying to be down.

[E]

I can nudge it down.

[C]

Okay, Brandy. Got it.

[E]

Turn it around.

[A]

I like this Bobby Schmurda hoodie. I like, but you stepped on my joke now. I brought it back. I like this Bobby Schmurd.

[B]

Who's this guy getting marked with?

[A]

No, no, no, don't tell him. Do you know who it is? Who do you know it is? You don't even know. So you have no idea who you're wearing?

[B]

Do you know who I'm wearing? Do you know I'm wearing? You know?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

What's his name? Start with B?

[C]

No,

[B]

that is crazy. You know who I'm wearing?

[C]

Of course, nigga.

[B]

He's alive still, right? Yes.

[C]

They do that.

[D]

Nothing, hopefully, as of the time of this recording.

[C]

Word.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

He's the leader of Burkina Fossil.

[C]

He's the president. They trying to tear his ass up.

[B]

Who trying to tear him up?

[C]

Everybody.

[A]

Do you know anything about this person?

[C]

No.

[D]

For real?

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Oh, you just on Canal. Wilding. You just doing your numbers on Canal. Let me get that.

[C]

I ain't gonna hold you that from here. I thought it was big. It do look like big from here. I was like, oh, you got big on it. No, now when you do that. But when it was scrunched up, I thought you had big on it.

[B]

Legends.

[A]

Legends won't links on you to do legends. Yo, that's crazy. What am I supposed to be doing right now?

[B]

Prize Picks.

[D]

Oh.

[A]

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[C]

Yo, what's wrong with you?

[D]

Yo puts a lot of money in his body. Over a million dollars a year he spends just on his body.

[A]

Put a lot of something in his body, I'll tell you that. Well, I don't sprain my ankle getting out of bed the other day. I don't sprain my ankle getting out the shit shower.

[C]

I seen you.

[A]

I almost got a rash on my back from trying to dry my back after the shower. You know you go too crazy with the towels. Oh, whoa. So slow down. R. Bur. Yeah, no. Oh, no, you're not. You're not talking to me.

[D]

He getting burned from the.

[B]

You know, the white. The white joints.

[D]

Kmart towels.

[E]

Shit's from the hotel.

[D]

Spark a fire with the long one, too.

[B]

He got the long.

[A]

Well, actually, they aren't called towers. They are bath blankets. We got the big joint bathing sheets, the big bath sheets. Now where y'.

[B]

All.

[A]

Where y' all cop towels from? Since y' all want to shame. I don't want to shame.

[D]

Yeah, no, no. That's just pretty.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[D]

I got champagne socialist towels, man.

[C]

Exactly.

[A]

No, I believe that. Hopefully all I believe that about. Who y' all think got the worst towels in flip?

[D]

Damn. He don't be home enough to care about. We got a tow guy. He.

[A]

Or wet enough.

[D]

Right.

[A]

Be mad just dry two.

[B]

Two simp.

[D]

Number one, simp.

[B]

Number two, look at these.

[D]

Coming home.

[B]

And I'm home all the time, boy. You ain't home. You ain't. What's the next. Next event? What's the next event you gonna go to? Talk about Ramadan, Trinidad.

[A]

It's over. I heard that's what it is.

[B]

Don't try to clean up here, man. Don't say right now, boy. Stop doing that. You've been trying to save your boys. You try to save your a lot. Notice that I'm, you know when be on their ass.

[A]

They accusing me of that.

[B]

Now you be doing it.

[A]

Yo, your voice has some power.

[B]

Some of the stupid you say you do it.

[A]

These fans are believing. Yo, that only supposed to work for me, you guys that. Hey, that ain't supposed to work for our ca.

[C]

What a co. Are y' all crazy? Crazy.

[A]

Y' all ain't supposed to let them weaponize my audience against me.

[D]

Let's finish the prospects, bro.

[C]

Cuz.

[A]

No, no, no, cuz.

[B]

You had them on here.

[A]

All right. Who else is on ish list? Nick Clayton. What Nick Layton about to do? Absolutely not.

[D]

Negative.

[A]

Hey, if you listen. If you listen to me out there, scratch that. Put your own pick in there. Nick Clayton and this Nets. You want people to put their good hard earned money and something on the Nets.

[C]

Somebody got to put points on the board.

[A]

Not the Nets.

[E]

I stay away from that whole team.

[A]

Ignore the Nets, yo. They need to come back to Jersey. That's what they need to do that.

[C]

That's where it's at.

[E]

Maybe so.

[D]

Those guys.

[E]

Maybe so.

[A]

Who is last?

[E]

I've done pretty good without them.

[A]

Oh, Evan Mobley says mle. Evan Mobley for more than eight rebounds. That's a go. That's a fact. And James Harden over there going crazy. Anyway, don't forget to download the. The app. What happened?

[C]

I played James Harden last night. That's all.

[A]

Go ahead. Oh, I didn't see. I ain't talking about that game. What he did. I a talk about that game. Came up short. I don't know what he did last night, Breeze. I'm talking about earlier in the week. I'm talking about the other day. He was on fire.

[C]

19 and a half. He ends up with 19. All right, you got it, James.

[A]

Same right now. Always happens to you.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Half a point away.

[C]

Yep.

[A]

Cuz, you and Cory be having that itch, man. Y' all putting all your money in the. Chill out. Jesus.

[B]

Refresh anyway.

[C]

Refresh.

[E]

Download the app.

[A]

Download the app right now. And if you like it, you'll end up like Ice and Corey. So good luck out there. And only on prize picks where it's good to be, right?

[B]

Yeah, it is.

[A]

Or a half a point off.

[E]

Don't forget to use the code.

[A]

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[E]

Don't be silly.

[A]

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[E]

That part.

[A]

Okay. So did anybody here see the. The Duke loss? Sheesh.

[D]

Still heartbroken?

[C]

Devastated, I'm sure.

[E]

Heartbroken, yes.

[A]

You're a dookie.

[D]

I am a dookie.

[A]

I hate that. Why are you a Duke fan?

[C]

Yeah, it tracks.

[A]

I'm so lost.

[C]

It does track. It doesn't track.

[A]

It tracks to me.

[C]

It tracks.

[A]

Don't be the hurt. I mean, Duke vans beat us.

[C]

You know, he's in Badier. He's like a granite hill.

[A]

He's like a,

[D]

like.

[A]

He's in that for Carlos booze. He's in that dignified esteem so you

[D]

don't fuck with Kyrie Irving.

[C]

He not light skinned Kyrie Irving.

[A]

Thug was thugged out at Duke. He only played seven games and then went to do his numbers. He was chilling.

[D]

That's my man.

[A]

But how did you end up a Duke fan?

[B]

Seriously?

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Two reasons.

[E]

Christian Lner?

[D]

No, but he's one of my, I think top three greatest college players of all time for me is Kareem Christian. I mean, we, we had that conversation.

[A]

Muslim. Laitner.

[D]

Let him finish.

[A]

Muslim, good.

[D]

He's trying to do another Malcolm Sex thing.

[E]

He kind of got that one.

[D]

He's desperate. You know, I mean, the. It's a couple. It's a couple. Two reasons. One, growing up as a Sixers fan, our starting point guard, when I first started really getting into basketball was Johnny Dawkins. He was left handed. I was left handed, so.

[C]

And I want Johnny Dawkins.

[D]

Johnny Dawkins. One of the great point guards in Duke history.

[A]

Oh, I never heard him.

[D]

Yeah, that says a lot. Anyway, and then as like a middle school, really high school Hooper. You know, people want to play like people. And the way my high school played and the way I play basketball was

[C]

like more like Bobby Hurley.

[A]

Hurley.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah. I was gonna throw it out there,

[E]

but I didn't know.

[D]

I was like.

[C]

He can't possibly say I wanted to be Bobby Hurley.

[B]

Well.

[D]

Cause I couldn't be Kenny Anderson.

[C]

We know.

[A]

So. But why couldn't you?

[D]

I mean, it's just.

[A]

You couldn't be Bobby Hurley.

[D]

I mean, nobody Could. He's one of the greatest point guards in college history. But it was his style of play was the way. Way. I don't know how y' all in your hood were taught to play.

[B]

What's so funny?

[A]

You know, because we don't know what Marcus talk about.

[B]

Who's Bobby Hurley? We letting him go.

[C]

Bobby Hurley is a point guard.

[A]

So you know.

[D]

You know, when Duke was doing. Duke was winning and the fat five was winning.

[E]

He's a short point guard.

[D]

White boy who played very fundamental basketball.

[A]

Bobby hurling legendary Jersey City historic basketball family. His brother's killing his dad killed his

[D]

St. Anthony White basketball player.

[A]

White. All the thug niggas, like, say his dad is a fucking G in Jersey City. Shout out to him.

[D]

So shout out to him. It's very much like a white style of playing basketball.

[B]

Okay, Got it.

[D]

You know what I mean? Which was what? What I was drawn to.

[C]

His name was Nicholas.

[D]

And bounce pass, thumbs down.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. All of that.

[D]

Literally hitting the floor, diving for loose ball, not saying so. That's why people are clowning. Because they say, dude, you like the white style as opposed to, like, people. A lot of people love the Fat five. I loved Duke. You know what I mean? Some people love, like,

[A]

Mark is like a. He's like a clan groupie, yo. Like anybody. North Carolina.

[C]

Duke at black.

[A]

Never stepped on the court like Duke had.

[D]

Duke had black players. A lot of great black players, Mark.

[A]

You know, for all them white boys.

[E]

But your favorite was Bobby Hurley.

[B]

Yes.

[D]

Chris was a beast.

[C]

He was. He was tough in college.

[D]

Yeah. Y. Act like North Carolina. Other people root for North Carolina and Michigan.

[A]

Did you apply?

[D]

No, I couldn't get into Duke. I wasn't.

[A]

I didn't have.

[D]

I didn't have great grades. I didn't have great grades in high school. I didn't have high school grade.

[A]

Wait, what?

[C]

Makes sense.

[A]

Oh, my dreams of shattered. Mark was a straight A student. Mark was bad in high school.

[D]

Yeah, I didn't really all. I kind of. I. I had. I had like, where's your PhD from?

[A]

I feel like I gotta ask questions now.

[C]

Like, what the high school?

[A]

What jail you went? Where you get your chips?

[B]

I'm asking, say you got a GED, PhD.

[A]

I'm asking. Cause I don't know. I never thought that you could do that if you was bad at in high school.

[D]

Yeah, I mean, I did pretty well at the end of college and, you know, stuff like that. But, you know, in high school, all I cared about was sports and so

[A]

what college you went to? Temple.

[D]

Yeah. Morehouse first, then Temple. Yeah.

[A]

Rep them, yo. Historic black colleges, yo. And you a Dukey. What?

[C]

I said historic black colleges.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

How did we get to Duke again?

[D]

This was. I was watching Duke when I was like eight. And again, Johnny Dawkins was our point guard for the Sixers. And so I was out. I wanted to be like him.

[A]

This is like the Richard. Who's the Richard? Dawson. This is the same shit to me.

[C]

I would have.

[A]

I would have paid you for a Georgetown fan, but word. And he wear black like I'm a Georgetown fan.

[C]

I had to guess. I'd have said Duke first.

[D]

You said Duke makes it now. I used to root cause in Philly, you know, your Temple, Villanova, when our hometown teams did shit, I watched it, but.

[A]

And with Duke's history with slavery.

[D]

What? What? That's a heat check. He's shot his. Let's see what happens. I mean, lucky guess.

[B]

Stupid ass.

[C]

Yo, that's cool. What are you talk about, yo?

[A]

Well, I don't know that.

[B]

What you know about that?

[A]

How much time I spent in North Carolina. Why would I not know that?

[D]

But I mean by that logic, you can't root for nobody. Every. Every institution in the south of the Mason Dixon is Jackson State. Yeah. Every. Every black.

[A]

Now I'm freestyle. Because all the HBCUs, anything college, I defer to to you. And I want to say you. Did you go to college?

[B]

Yes. He's still in college.

[C]

Never went.

[B]

You know, he's still in college.

[C]

Never did in death.

[D]

I forgot the HBCUs were mostly started by white people. And there's often ties, a lot of church, missionary stuff, you know what I mean?

[A]

But then y' all went to colleges too, right? Ice and parks. But like the poorer ones.

[E]

Yeah. State school.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Nothing wrong with state schools. Shout out to state school. Shout out to community colleges.

[A]

Go to poor colleges.

[C]

Who said this? Where you with Poor college.

[A]

But which one though?

[C]

The poor one.

[D]

He don't want to say. With the ICDC or something.

[B]

Jersey City Community.

[A]

You know, it's bad. You don't want to represent. Which one was it? Come on, tell us. You think I'm going go find a yearbook. You think I'm digging that yearbook?

[C]

My, what's wrong with you? Will though.

[B]

Uhuh.

[A]

Yeah. And you're right. We parks win again.

[E]

For my review, Corning Community College and over. Yeah, it's up by Albany.

[A]

Ish. That's a dropout waiting to happen. I'm getting out of Iona. I'm getting out of there.

[E]

It's A pretty slow time.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

What's wrong with you?

[A]

Yo, the Duke shop was incredible. I didn't that like that game, the Yukon shot. I mean, that's what I mean.

[D]

That's what I mean. That's how much people hate Duke, though.

[C]

Yeah, I'm about to say hate them so much. They like Duke.

[B]

That Duke shot. Duke shot like, damn.

[A]

My dad has hated Duke mama whole life.

[D]

That tracks.

[C]

That tracks my.

[A]

My entire. Like. Like, really every year. He's only watching March Madness for Duke to lose, and he gets angry because Duke, for most of my life, gets the easiest. No, that's a fact. They have. They have.

[D]

They're the number one seed. They supposed to get the easy one.

[C]

Seeds are good easy reps. We got that.

[A]

There have been years where Duke was not the number one seed and they just so happened to play and where all of their favorite fans could drive. That's been a thing before, but I

[D]

know it's a conspiracy. It's a very popular conspiracy theory, but it's just hate white power.

[A]

But anyway, that. That shot. Shout out to Mullins. Shout out to. Shout out to.

[C]

Shout out to Danny Hurley. My.

[A]

I'm about to say shout out to Danny Hurley. Big jersey.

[C]

And Danny was like.

[D]

Danny was like that.

[C]

Danny was total opposite of Bobby.

[D]

Yeah, that's why I didn't like him.

[C]

Like, Danny was the thug of the brothers.

[D]

Yeah. Great players.

[C]

I told y' all about his sports. He said it's like white sports.

[E]

He don't. With black quarterbacks.

[C]

Yeah, like, that's what I'm saying.

[D]

I don't, but I do. Like.

[B]

I mean, you like white athletes going

[D]

to basketball camps, all that shit, you

[A]

know, you heard about something else white he liked.

[C]

Was it white teachers?

[A]

What was it the other white professors? What was the one.

[E]

His shirt literally says black educator on it.

[A]

They don't read much T shirt. I'm talking about his actions.

[C]

No, it was something else. Quarterbacks was.

[A]

It was another one that was big.

[C]

It was coaches. He know it was coaches.

[A]

He ain't going to tell us.

[C]

I'm telling you. It was coaches.

[D]

Coaches. I love black coaches.

[A]

Oh, yeah, it was.

[D]

It was coaches. It was not.

[C]

What was it?

[B]

We talking about?

[D]

The white lady love black coaches.

[B]

N. It was the white lady.

[C]

Look at his face.

[A]

Full of.

[D]

He makes me happy.

[A]

When we sign a black coach, Wild

[D]

mark, I get really excited.

[A]

Listen, that shot was unbelievable. That game was unbelievable. I only bring this game up to talk about one thing and one thing only. You guessed it, audience, loser siblings. We right. We Back.

[D]

You just got peace in that, in the family.

[A]

Hey, we. And that's debatable. I don't know. Peace. My cousin, my brother might say he

[D]

gonna call you again from that Omnipoint phone.

[A]

Yo, imagine.

[D]

Imagine it.

[A]

Imagine it being the more talented sibling. Like way more talented dad or. And I love the boozers. So let me. I love that they look like your nephew. I absolutely love the boozers. But I got a running bit here that I gotta continue to if I'm trying to get the chain back. Imagine hat being the old. Being more talented.

[B]

Corey got a ringtone. Boy's girl just called him with an ring.

[C]

Ringtone.

[A]

Yo, change your ringtone when you in here with things.

[C]

Change that N. We need to get

[A]

you to the phone. Yeah.

[C]

What the fuck?

[A]

Yo, that was nuts, Cory.

[C]

That was nuts.

[A]

Oh, shit. Anyway, imagine being the more talented brother. The parents noticed that this was the more skilled brother the whole life. But you, you wanted to act like you had something to do, so they encouraged you to play ball too. Even though dad was already rich and the brother was gonna take this somewhere. You already set for life. But you was in your room doing nothing. Future didn't look too bright. So dad said, all right, you know what? Here, nigga, you get a ball too. Imagine it. You go to high school, playing with your brother again on his coattail brother, dunking every bow, free toe life. Here you go shooting little chippy shit shots. Fucking hanging off by the other basket. But it's cool. Your dad got relationships and your brother's an absolute killer. Your brother says, you know what? I want to go to Duke. Here go your. Your loser ass. Your loser ass. Can't go to your own school, build your own way. You gotta go to Duke too, all right? And now your dad, because he's a good dad, says, hey, if you're gonna play him, you gotta play him. So now we gotta look at the loser boozer. And I don't really lose boozer. Now we got to look at the worst boozer on the court in crunch time after we blew a 19 point lead. And you the one to get the turnover. If there was anybody in the world that could have got that turnover, it should not been Cameron. Boozer, that's the bad one, right?

[C]

Kaden is the best.

[D]

Kaden.

[A]

I didn't even know his name.

[C]

I ain't gonna say bad, but Cameron,

[E]

and he's not that good.

[C]

Cameron is the star.

[E]

More mid.

[A]

He had 15 and five that game.

[C]

Cameron is the star. Yeah.

[A]

15 and five. 19 and five.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

He had a good game. But that turnover coming from the lesser tag, talented sibling. Dog, when we get to this locker room, I gotta. I gotta. We gotta squabble. Me and you. My brother squad. It's brother squabble time.

[C]

Sure. What I'm thinking about the NBA and Yamins. If you. Cameron Boozer, you could care less about that. You ain't think about that right now. Your next turnover gonna be some apple.

[A]

I couldn't disagree. I couldn't disagree with y'. All.

[C]

He joking. I'm playing. But is heartbroken right there.

[D]

Heartbreaking.

[A]

Yeah. You ready?

[C]

Go lay something down. You be crying.

[A]

You the number one seed. You think you got a chance to actually go?

[C]

Yep. You can't do that when you play sports. You kind of don't even think like that. Like, dog, it's a culmination of things. They shouldn't even have been down by two points.

[A]

Like you didn't need to be on the court. Your brother already told dad he gonna take care of you. I got him. Yo. I ain't that pop. I'mma make sure ain't nothing happening. Man. I got him. So you could. You. I mean, you know that talk happened. Yo.

[C]

What's wrong with you? Yo.

[B]

Three point shot.

[A]

The bad brother can't do the turnover. That's all I'm saying. That's. That's all I'm saying. That's it. That's it. Duke. That's a tough one. Last year was tough.

[C]

That's tough.

[A]

Last year was tough. That.

[E]

Shout out to you, C. Shout out to you.

[A]

Actually, the last four years was tough for Duke, bro.

[C]

Said they lost three games combined. A total of five points. That's tough.

[A]

That's tough.

[C]

That's tough.

[E]

Sorry.

[A]

Yeah. But all games that they had double digit leads in.

[C]

Which is what got to fall back on you then.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

That if you have five points with

[C]

10 seconds left but in the moment you don't care.

[E]

You.

[C]

That don't. I don't care about our lead or in the moment. A turnover that next game and we out. It's over.

[A]

And you affecting my draft position too with your stupid ass turnover jumping in the air. AJ Babu been getting busy all year. Darren Peterson been talking about me like I'm fourth and fifth. They talking about Keaton from Houston and Wagner from over here.

[B]

No.

[A]

And I need another game. I need another game. My brother should not go out there and do that. That's unacceptable. Sorry. I'm moving on. I'm moving on. Moving on because my cat's looking at me. Like a moody and guy. I don't care. You good. Imagine that biggest moment in your life thus far. And your brother, you been ain't liked him.

[C]

You mad he here.

[A]

You follow me here. Why are you on the court, bro?

[C]

You said he had 1915.

[A]

How many times they blew a 19 point lead? Yeah, you crazy. Sorry.

[B]

Historic.

[A]

Anyway, this March Madness has been one for the ages.

[C]

So shout out to all the players. That's the beauty of March. March Madness.

[A]

Yeah, they killing.

[C]

That really is the beauty of March Madness. The upsets, the last minute buzzer beaters and all of that is what he used to have us glued to the tv.

[D]

Damn, man.

[C]

So shout out to them, shout out to UConn, shout out to Danny, who

[A]

y' all got taking it. Actually, forget it. I don't believe none of us watch. Yeah, college. Yeah, no, it's fine. I ain't gonna waste the. I hear them sucking their teeth out there. Oh, bad March Madness.

[D]

Jakes.

[A]

Yo, can we together as a collective pray for Jaden Ivey? Jaden Ivey, formerly of the Pistons, now formerly of the Chicago Bulls. He went on a rant on his Insta Live about how it is not righteous for the NBA to have celebrate LGBTQA plus month. He went on about how Steph Curry is a fake Christian. Christian.

[E]

Damn.

[A]

He went on about a lot of things. And the Internet started having a good hearty har har over it because he was crashing out. But then as more came out, you know, you could see that his mental health probably wasn't in the correct space. You've heard some of that lingering from the Pistons. The Chicago Bulls waved him immediately. And there's some more clips out now. We was talking about how he never felt loved and just his upbringing. And it's real rough, so. Oh, yeah, see, I ain't.

[C]

I just saw the rant. That's why I thought you was joking at first. Like what? Nah, with all of that. Yeah, I get it now.

[D]

It's a tough situation I have. There's like multiple layers to this. The first layer. Layer was their kind of public reaction to him and people saying, you know, he should be punished or disciplined for what he said. And I didn't like what he said at all. I thought it was all awful, you know. I don't like people being disciplined, though, for speaking. For speaking. Particularly if you're speaking from a place of religious conviction, you know, I think he's wrong. You know, I was horrified by it. I wasn't horrified. I was disgusted by it. But I think I Never really liked that position. Now, you could say, as a team and as a league, we have interests, and we don't want people with this position representing our interests. But that gets you in a very messy territory. That just gets into a very messy territory. And so I wasn't happy with that. I also didn't love the fact that

[A]

what is the messy territory?

[D]

The messy territory is if we say that he should be punished because he has a religious belief about something and he's expressing it. And so you can't be in the league. I can see saying, we're not gonna put you in the commercial. I can see saying, we're not going to. You know, I can see individual teams saying this against my values, but I don't want to normalize this idea that every time someone has a religious difference and they express it, that they're going, because then what happens if I have religious difference? That I may have religious difference? You may have religious difference or principal difference on something.

[A]

Yeah, but a few things on that. Right.

[C]

And you're going to one.

[D]

That's the dangerous territory.

[A]

One. Today. Today. Today. Right. And again, again, let me preface all this with I ain't the religion expert, but today, where context matters, there's a lot of people in society using their religious beliefs to get off hate speech. Yes, for sure. And there are plenty of companies that have specific language in the contract to where they can clip you at the drop of a dime if they hear hate speech.

[C]

But stay there. I see both sides, but.

[A]

And that was my first point. I was getting a second point, but go ahead.

[C]

But sometimes what will happen is you can have a critique of somebody and they'll call it hate speech when it's really not hate speech. You get what I'm saying? And so you can get fired. And that's what we see right now with Cancel Culture. You could say something, and then if. If somebody is powerful enough, they'll say, oh, that's hate speech. And it may not be hate speech.

[A]

I get that. I just don't. In this situation.

[D]

I've been fired for this.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

And so. And so. And so. No, that's the fine line I think you're referring to. Like, yo, I could say, I'm just throwing one out here. Because we all. Well, outside of Parks and Poe, we all black. So if somebody say something about a black person, like, if a white person say something about a black person, it could be critiquing the person. It don't necessarily have to be, yo, that person is a bigot. Or that person is a racist. And that's what we do today in society. So when you start playing with people's freedom of speech now, if you want work for me and you representing my team, you gotta go. I'm not mad at that.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

But.

[C]

No, no, I'm not mad at that because you signed on for the team. But I still, to Mark's point, don't believe that we should be policing people's.

[D]

It just makes me a little uneasy.

[C]

Freedom of speech.

[A]

But you're not policing anybody. Not at work.

[C]

True. No, no.

[D]

At work.

[C]

I'm agreeing with you. If I come up here and say some shit.

[A]

Mark's beliefs are that, you know, if you stand in something, then no matter where you are, you should stand.

[D]

Right. Here's the trick. Yeah, but here's the tricky part. He wasn't at work, right? He's tweeting. That's where it gets. That's what I'm saying. It gets tricky.

[C]

But you're still not his issue.

[D]

No, no. And they have policies. I'm not.

[B]

I get you.

[D]

I'm not. Again, I oppose what he said. And I agree that people use hate speech or I agree that people often shroud religion. You know, hate speech and religion. It's also true that there are a lot of people. For example, there are people who believe that marriage should only be between. Between men and women. And they believe that their religious faith, Islam, Christianity, Judaism, whatever, supports that position. That is a mainstream religious position.

[A]

What place does that have in the workplace?

[D]

Take the workplace out. If that person. If that person. I'm comparing apples to apples. I'm saying if someone tweets that. Right. That I believe that marriage should only be between men and women as a matter of faith, should they get cut from a team? Because that's what just happened. He tweeted some shit. If he's at an NBA press conference, I feel you maybe. If he's on the court, definitely. But if you can't tweet as a private citizen, things that you believe, but I think you can, and they can

[C]

let you go and shit like that. Like, yo, they have these things in contracts for a reason. Even when you are on your own out there in tweeting or live streaming or whatever the case may be, you can still. Still say some. That causes blowback to the team, but still a representative of this team.

[D]

I agree with all that. All I'm saying is that there might be a little gray area when people start to say that it's a character issue.

[A]

Well, the character stuff applied before this ever happened.

[D]

And I'm with you, I'm with you on that. And again, if I were the owner of the team, I would have let, I, I, I don't know if I'd let him go after that moment, but I could see how someone could get. I just think that we start to enter a fuzzy area when we start saying cause again, as somebody who's been fired from jobs for things that the world at the time believed was wrong and that they're coming around now but at the time they believe was wrong, like they said it was my character. You know what I mean?

[B]

But that was your character, Mark, do

[D]

you think you hold up for a minute.

[A]

That was your character.

[D]

No, but they were saying that I was demonstrating poor character and hatefulness specifically by virtue of me making a particular claim that they didn't agree with. That's subjective and I'm just saying that that can get into it is subjective and, and I'm just saying that can get into fuzzy areas.

[A]

I happen that was off script from your employer.

[D]

Off script? What do you mean? Just to make sure I understand.

[C]

That wasn't their belief that, that.

[D]

Oh yes, yes, yes.

[A]

It wasn't in line with the job. It wasn't in line with what they, their expectations of you in that moment. Like you were still on a clock.

[D]

Yeah. And again.

[A]

And you took that time to get on your own shit.

[D]

But here's why, in my case it's very tricky cuz my job was to give political opinions and I gave one. They just didn't agree with my political opinion. So. And again that becomes very messy. Again I agree, I disagree with Jay N. Ivey. I agree with the criticism of him in that particular case. But I don't think someone's employment should hinder whether I agree with them all the time. That's all I'm just saying. Cuz that just could get dangerous. That's all.

[B]

Do you think that you're mixing it up or you can like because of what happened with the Kyrie situation.

[D]

Situation. Do you feel like it's another example?

[C]

Yeah. Do you feel like the battle example.

[B]

But his was, we can see, we don't agree that he should have got punished at all just for retweeting what he retweeted. Right. But this one, if you saying something that and you guys said it already, I can understand that. And we shouldn't compare the two people doing that.

[C]

So his belief is a Christian line. That's the really fine line that now two people get to choose one what is derogatory and what's not.

[D]

That's all I'm saying. It can just enter tricky territory.

[B]

I see what you're saying.

[D]

Again, it's not about this particular case for me. It's more about the bigger.

[C]

This is cut and dry. Yeah, this is cut and dry. I'm just for objective dialogue. This is cut and dry. But to your point, I see where it could be a really fine line.

[B]

Do you believe that even if you feel that way to shut the fuck up, everything doesn't have to be said?

[C]

Is that.

[B]

That's for you.

[A]

For me? For me. Because I don't. I don't. I'm not. I don't subscribe to speaking religion or politics really anywhere.

[D]

So does that is me?

[B]

Is it a thin line of freedom of expression? And like that's a thin line then.

[A]

Right?

[E]

So you.

[B]

Because, well, we have freedom express freedom of speech.

[A]

You don't have freedom of consequence.

[C]

That's true. Yeah. And people miss. People confuse what freedom of speech actually means. Like when it was written in the Constitution.

[D]

That's true.

[C]

People think it mean I could just go out and say whatever the I want because I feel this way. Yes. And it's fine. That's not what it was for. It's saying that the government cannot persecute you or prosecute you. Excuse me, for your belief or persecute you.

[D]

Right? Both.

[C]

Yeah, but that's what's being happening.

[B]

That's happening.

[C]

The government ain't doing that. That's not the government. That's your job. Totally different. No, your job is a private company that you work for and they have their own beliefs. And if you go out and do something that is against. Against the beliefs of the company, you have to suffer consequences.

[D]

No, no.

[C]

But seeing on a wide scale today is people that have government influence, you know what I'm saying? Forcing the government to punish people.

[D]

But also there's a way. But also companies can't violate those rights either. I mean, it's different. For example, like I have the right to be Jewish.

[A]

Right.

[D]

A company can't fire me for being Jewish. Correct. You know what I mean? Even though they're not the government. So in the spirit, that's because they can't discriminate. Yeah, they can't discriminate. Protect the class, but it's also a way of protecting my freedom of association and things like that. So you're right, it's not the same thing, but they do overlap in a lot of areas. And for me, I want to make sure that that stuff just gets protected and preserved.

[C]

They will give. You can have the right to be Jewish in your example. That doesn't also mean you get to now come in here and speak out out against other things in here. You can have your beliefs and be who you are.

[A]

Right.

[C]

But once you start speaking out against others, if it's not in line with the company, the company is going to take action.

[B]

Well, let me ask you a question. Yeah.

[D]

And again, I agree with this case. I just. There are areas.

[A]

I'm just saying in general also, even in this case, and I toss it right to you flip after this, but even in this case. Right. Like sometimes, sometimes you want to assume that teams have seen a little bit more. Right. We from the Pistons, when he left the Pistons, he's a lottery pick. He was hurt. They were waiting for him to get back. As soon as he got back, got him out of it, it looked weird. And then we started to hear the rumblings. Then he goes to Chicago again as a lottery pick. Somebody that people said had a lot of talent. He doesn't play. It looked weird. The rumblings came about. So sometimes the team has seen a little more of you behind the scenes before the public saw your crazy ring. How? I don't know that they might, might not have been distancing themselves from him. Regardless, they got 19 guards on the team.

[C]

You just gave me the reason to let you go without any pushback.

[A]

Yo, we worried about you. We worried about. We've seen enough to be worried about you now. And let's take basketball off your plate.

[D]

I've heard, again, I haven't. I don't have a direct source on this, but I have heard, like, secondary, that that is exactly what's happened. That's what a lot of sports beat writers are saying. So I could understand that more. More people are saying that he seems unhinged. What made me, what was a red flag for me, not that he has his belief. There's a lot of NBA players who have this belief. Just like there's a lot of sports writers and politicians and everybody who has that American spirit. American spirit. They just don't say it out loud.

[C]

Right.

[D]

The fact that he chose to say it out loud, knowing the NBA brand and knowing the NBA product said to me that either he's like, fuck it, my religion trumps everything, or he's not in a good headspace right now. Now, I've heard a lot, some Christians, including some prominent Christians online, say that they're offended at the idea that because they're Expressing their faith, that means they must have a mental illness. Maybe he's just really standing on principle. I hear that side, but I don't agree with it. I think he's doing. His behavior seems unusual, even for him. And that combined with what other sports writers are saying who know a little bit more than we do, is, as Joe said, I think something's going on with him, and I'm actually concerned.

[B]

Mark, I have a question to take it off of that. Do you regret any of those things that you did? And are you of the. Do you stand on, like, what Kanye did when he said George Bush doesn't like black people on mtv? Are you on the side of. If you have a big platform, if there's an opportunity to spit your belief or say something to stand up for

[C]

people, you should do it.

[B]

Or do you regret

[A]

saying what you

[B]

said at the un?

[D]

I don't regret anything.

[B]

You don't regret anything, so you'll do it all.

[D]

Let me just be clear. I'm not that imperialist. I don't regret anything in life. I mean, I don't regret anything about this. I regret lots of shit.

[B]

Okay, so if you have an opportunity and it's something to stand up for people, you'll say it?

[D]

Yeah. I mean, I don't think every moment requires the same action, you know,

[A]

But

[D]

I do think that we have to be courageous in principle. To whom much is given, much is required. So if we have more stuff, we gotta do it. I actually. The one thing I like about Jaden Ivey, as opposed to say, I don't know, Chili, is that he's standing on it. At least Chili, for those that don't know, got outed this weekend. I hate to use that word, outed, but it's appropriate. She got outed for her tweets or her reposts and her endorsement of some pro Trump, pro maga stuff, as well as reposting an article that suggested something very negative about Michelle Obama. And then the fans start digging, and they find out what you done liked, what you done reposted, what you done tweeted.

[A]

Well, not. The fans start digging. She came out and pled her case first before the fans got the digger. Yo, yo, my thumb. I hit the wrong. The repo happens. You know, y' all know I love black women and I love. And then the fans started doing right. And then they found all the Trump MAGA likes in the Instagram donations. Then they started searching some other. Now I gotta go see what Don Robinson is up to. What Big Boy Is up to.

[D]

Yeah, they want both of them and particular.

[C]

Wow. I see it a lot, to be honest. Like, yo, dog, I. I've been arguing with for a year.

[A]

Yeah, but outside of your dm.

[C]

No, I'm talking about people that I know. I've been arguing that. I've been arguing with people. They standing on that. Like, no matter what they are standing. Yes, bro. Like, only one dude, my man, he, he, he. He was a Trump supporter and we went out a couple weeks ago and I was like, yo, you still on that Trump shit? He was like, nah. He said, yeah, I fucked up. But only one person I've heard that really was like, nah, I fucked up. Everybody else is still standing 10 toes down in a Trump support. And it's crazy to me.

[A]

I think those people will be in a minority. I think he lost a lot of support.

[D]

I believe he's in the 30s right now.

[C]

I believe that too. No, I think. But I'm talking about, like, I don't got that many white friends, black friends circle. They standing on that. And I'm like, yo, how the. You know what I mean? Like, it's, it's insane to me. But TL Coon, they said that whatchamacallit. They, they, they ticket sales is trash and everybody mad.

[A]

That's what I want to get to. Boy, if I'm T. Bos, I smack the out of chili.

[C]

If you t. If you. Oh, well. Dawn Robinson part of Invoke. But if you. Because it's in Vogue, Salt and Pepper and back.

[D]

I don't think she parted.

[C]

She might not be in the group.

[D]

She ain't been a part of Invoke since.

[C]

In a long time since rock. But if you, if you in Vogue, if you Salt and Pepper, all of them, you mad as what happen with Salt and Pepper. They all going on this big ass tour. The commercials is dope. And now all of a sudden this venues though.

[A]

But yeah, we about to go on tour. Yo, don't do nothing. See. And just that fast, full circle back to our Jade and Ivy in the car away from work. Things that you do on your own time can affect work.

[C]

That's true.

[B]

Yeah, that's true.

[C]

That is true.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. If we about to go on tour. No, I don't want you to get in your car and go maga crazy. I don't. We got a job to do. We got. We got tickets to sell. And imagine tbos. Tbos. Probably known shorty was on for mad long.

[D]

T audio came out today of TBOs saying talking about Trump is saying one of my. Well, no, not one of my bandmate doing us.

[A]

Shut up.

[D]

Both true. Now, when you're in a band of two, it's easier to know who it is.

[C]

That's true.

[D]

You know what I mean? But that also made Teabo. I mean, Chili looked crazy. Cause Chili basically came out like, I'm not a maga. I just love the troops and I love kids. I supported some initiatives for them. It wasn't about Trump. It wasn't about maga. I don't fuck with MAGA like that. And then here you go, T. Bo's

[C]

like, oh, right under the bus.

[A]

One of my bandmates did it.

[C]

No, it was a drummer, right? You know, the clarinet player. Be on some bullshit.

[A]

What the fuck are you talking about? The thing too, about that maga. Because it all falls down to what? Whether you believe it or not. Whether you believe her. Do you not believe her?

[C]

I don't. I don't believe her.

[A]

I don't believe her. One, two. That maga hard to get off you, boy. Word. Once. Once they paint you as maga, it's tough for me to see you as a maga.

[D]

I ain't.

[A]

I ain't gonna lie. Her whole face looks good to me now.

[C]

A nigga was calling me MAGA like, last, cursing me the fuck out you. I'm like, yo, dawg, I hate.

[D]

Hate Donald Trump.

[C]

I don't even know where you get this from. This was arguing.

[D]

You, you, some people. L in your dm Y.

[C]

You see this?

[A]

You with.

[C]

I ain't even get.

[A]

Yo, them is bugging dm. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

Like, yo, yo, bro, you got too much. Yeah, ignore them.

[C]

I got too much time. Me.

[A]

You got too much sauce to even be in there like that long. You too cool for that now.

[C]

I'll be ignoring most of that. They catch me on one of them nights, though. It'd be like 11:30 on board, you light them up. I light they ass up like Christmas time. But, nah, it's cool. I just. Yeah, all of that is nuts to

[D]

me, but I. I do think, oh, I'm sorry.

[C]

And then people need to start. I don't know what learned in school. Like, dog, when I was in school, we got the Republican. We got the Democratic talk. True, but we also got the talk.

[A]

Oh, I left by then.

[C]

Nah, maybe. Maybe I got out of there. We also got the talk that throughout history, the party switched, right? And this is one of the things that the black people keep holding their hat on is that. Yo, dog. Yo, dog, the Democrats was kkk. Yeah, they were kk.

[D]

Can I pause you one second? Just, just. Nick Cannon is exactly.

[C]

I was segueing.

[D]

That's good. I mean, yo, did you pause a

[A]

segue this N. You hate to get that.

[C]

I didn't think of segue.

[A]

I didn't think he knew about the Nican seg.

[D]

Not that you ain't know about the story, but I think you segue into it.

[B]

Wow.

[D]

I apologize. That's on me.

[C]

Nah, nah, nah, nah.

[D]

Segue, please.

[C]

But no, no, no.

[A]

Like, what happened now?

[C]

You lost now. All jokes aside, like, I don't know what the fuck niggas learned in school. They taught us that in school. That yes, the both parties were basically polar opposites. And from probably like the forties to the sixties, their ideologies changed. So when people, black people especially, be starting to argue this MAGA shit, they always go back to black. But yo, the KKK was Democrats and they was on the opposite side of this. And so Nick Cannon, to me, There you go. You know, Nick Cannon to me, is one of the most representative black young people that we have in our culture. And I fuck with Nick Cannon. Like, I'm really, really, really, really big, big fan of Nick Cannon. Everything that he's done and everything that he represents. And I just think that on this particular topic, he. He was far off base.

[D]

And the topic is.

[A]

I say he.

[E]

He gave us the topic.

[D]

Don't listen to Nick Cannon on his show came out.

[B]

You want to clean everything up.

[D]

The audience might not know what the

[A]

Nick Cannon story is part of the motherfucker.

[B]

You know what?

[D]

I'mma leave it alone.

[A]

Our audience don't care.

[B]

Let's leave thirsty.

[A]

It's explained then, my boy.

[C]

This is so stupid.

[D]

That's exactly what I would do right now. It's cool,

[C]

man.

[D]

We good, we good.

[A]

Yo, all us up here with Nick.

[C]

No, no, no.

[A]

So nobody is going to say nothing bad about Nick, yo. And that's what puts me in a tough spot sometimes because some of these MAGA people, like, I funk with them. But once they turn maga, I do look at them different. I don't care. We wasn't best friends, nigga.

[C]

Nick Cannon said that basically maga, the Democrats are the party of the kkk. And he put that wide statement out. And because he is so educated, very, very, very well read. For him to still have that stance to me is a little. Is a little disheartening.

[A]

This way, I get confused. You was sitting at Harvard or Hampton or Howard or whatever school that Was with the red, black and green in the background. You was playing X Clan. You had all of the famous Africans up there. You had to pick with the black fist in it, all types of ultra black shit. Which makes stupid me think you ultra black. See, and that's a mistake I be making. I keep making that mistake. The performative blacks. Oh, you are outside black.

[D]

But you know what, Joe, I agree with you.

[A]

Oh, you a convenient black.

[D]

Some of them blackity black people be super conservative. That's the thing about black people that is true is that our politics is so complicated. Complicated and sometimes not so complicated. So like a lot of people who are maga, I hate that they're maga, but I'm not surprised that they're MAGA because they've always been. You walk any black church on a Sunday and ask them about a whole bunch of shit, they line up more Republican than Democrat.

[C]

But MAGA and Republican is way different.

[D]

No, I'm with you. But a lot of them, that's where

[C]

very, very different, bro. Yo, if you really got a bunch of Republicans. Republicans in a room and they like their thoughts wouldn't get out to the public. They don't fuck with Donald Trump.

[D]

Yeah, but that.

[C]

And that's a bunch of them that are stark lifelong Republicans that do not fuck with Donald Trump. Me like it's a different.

[D]

That's why they voting though. I'm sorry, I was gonna say they voting for Trump because they don't fuck with him, but they still want those right wing values. I mean, you look at the Nation of Islam, I don't think any of us would say they're not black at the black. But that's a conservative organization.

[C]

It is.

[D]

You know what I mean? If you think about their politics, they don't support gay marriage. They believe in free market capitalism. They. I mean one man, one woman, all the just say nos. I mean if you were to make a list of shit, very little of it would be on the Democrat side.

[C]

One man for a woman.

[D]

No, not in the Nation of Islam. No one in the Nation of Islam except for two people in history.

[A]

Go ahead.

[D]

Have had multiple wives.

[A]

Wait, what?

[D]

What?

[C]

That's the Nation of Islam and Sunni Muslims.

[A]

They different.

[C]

The Sunni Muslims for a while.

[A]

I'm an ambassador. I left school. No, no, right.

[B]

Why y' all playing with. But my point, we don't talk about the nation, bro.

[A]

I ain't talking about the nation.

[D]

Nobody's talking about the nation.

[A]

You always trying to get somebody in trouble. Shut up, man.

[B]

Clean it up, nigga.

[A]

Clean it up.

[D]

My point is that some of these blackity black organizations, while they love black people, they're still very old school and conservative. So that's why I think sometimes, yeah, just like the church, the mosque or what, you know, or the synagogue.

[A]

So this is where again, pardon my ignorance, I'm not fighting nobody about their political beliefs. MAGA to me is, I know it's tied politically, but you making a very different statement. You're making a very. A blank person saying make America great again is, is loaded more than the nachos with all the shit on it.

[D]

Yeah, but yo, that's the secret extra

[B]

jalapeno and all the fucking, all that.

[D]

But let's look at Chili. This is a perfect example. Chili wouldn't wear Mac.

[A]

You might not even eat chili no more. Go ahead.

[D]

Ooh, I had a good joke.

[A]

But I'm married. Go ahead.

[D]

But that's the point. Chili wouldn't wear a Mac MAGA hat, but she would still secretly vote for Trump because she don't want to be associated with all the negative racist bullshit of maga. But she still wants all the shit that comes with voting for Trump because that's her belief system.

[C]

What if.

[D]

And that's why you got all these secret blacks who are getting exposed right now.

[C]

What if. I'm not saying it's about Chile, but there's some of them that are with that MAGA shit. But they just know once I put the hat on, how I look to my people, it's like hidden. I need to hide it.

[D]

Yeah. Oh, for sure.

[C]

It's a lot of them. I've had conversations with some. You saying the exact same thing that they be saying. Yeah. That is crazy.

[A]

Right?

[C]

But they would never put that hat on because now it's like, it's like a slap to the face to everybody. Because now he's public to your parents. Yeah, yeah, like that.

[A]

And I didn't even take this as deep as, as my, my brothers here are taking it. I don't believe Nick Cannon to be disciplined, sexual actually. And he got in the car with Amber Rose, she started talking her and he got, he got right. Hey, shooter's gonna shoot.

[B]

I don't even, I don't know.

[C]

And they go, they go all of night. Said that got to be a meme.

[A]

Come on. He in la, he took the doors off the wrangler. He got bald headed. Amber rolled in there saying foul about Democrats. I going to hold you. If they tape me in that moment, I might, their. I might say anything. So I don't know if he believes it if he don't. But I think he. I think he was in the grips. I know what bad do. He was in the bad grips.

[E]

Good point.

[A]

Sometimes just say some when you around them.

[C]

Red Fox said that got to be a mean to make a change gods. It's just. It just made you change your whole.

[B]

Do you think that. Oh, man, I ain't gonna accent. I think Mark, I think you're the person that voted for Trump. Now I think about never.

[D]

You don't think that I think about it never?

[B]

Like I went back to research up there because they was telling me about it.

[D]

By research, you mean the fans who wrote that?

[B]

No, no, no. Actually, no. Some of my family pointed out when you stated about Kamala and it was some points.

[D]

What did I say about Kamala?

[E]

I forgot.

[B]

I forgot. But it was against her at the time. And I felt like you doing that to divert and put it on somebody. Cause nobody upset here told you that they voted unless it was Jwan. Nobody up here told you that they voted for Donald Trump.

[E]

Why you throw J1 under the bus?

[B]

I'm just saying it's the only person that I can think that was nobody. I think Mark voted and he'd be testing the waters.

[A]

If you think I think J. Juan woke up.

[B]

That's the only problem. I don't think J did. But Mark be doing that.

[A]

And my little.

[C]

And my little well read. That little was well read.

[B]

That's the only he somebody up here. Nobody voted for Trump up here.

[D]

You think it was me? You really think it was me?

[C]

I don't think nobody did it. I don't think nobody did it. Unless it's Ian. It ain't nobody up here.

[A]

I don't think you voted for Trump. I definitely think you drove some votes away from Kamala.

[D]

Me?

[B]

People think that me.

[D]

Not only do you not. He's like.

[B]

I don't even get. I know, but we gotta go sometime. He. He gonna body us. But you gotta go with the blaze.

[D]

Here's a video of me in the voting booth. You can see who I voted for. Don't repeat it out loud, but you can see.

[A]

Oh, you taped it?

[D]

Yeah, just for moments like.

[A]

Like this. I wanted the tape. I didn't know the rules.

[B]

He shut me down. He shut me down. Okay.

[D]

Yep. There you go.

[B]

Okay. Y. Y. I apologize.

[D]

Let me see him.

[A]

I want to see.

[B]

I apologize.

[A]

I just want to see.

[E]

Could be AI apologize.

[B]

You got. Okay, but you did say some names.

[A]

I a know

[B]

was a Muslim.

[A]

I thought I was just voting for, but cop. They started asking me other.

[C]

Start asking you mad questions.

[A]

I started voting for Reggie Nolan. Yo. I started voting Reggie Noble. Reggie Noble for Newark. For sure.

[C]

For sure. It's crazy.

[D]

Yeah, no, but just, you know, I'm glad. But at some point I will out someone if they. If they're. If they're comfortable with it. But I don't want to. I don't want to. I just. I don't want to do that to my colleagues. But I wasn't very disturbed to hear it.

[A]

Yes. Why did they confide that to you?

[D]

Because I was relatively new and they thought I was a decent person. They wouldn't do that now.

[C]

Yo, you said when they told you that you were disturbed.

[B]

No, yeah, I was.

[D]

I was surprised.

[A]

Bitch, why you listen to this?

[B]

I only worked it for three weeks at the time.

[D]

Yeah, the election was November 5, 2024.

[E]

Yeah, I'm trying to do the math.

[C]

No, nobody told Mar.

[E]

I got some suspects, but. Yeah, I'm not going to say that.

[D]

But we know.

[C]

I would only think.

[A]

Don't worry, that's a special rewind episode. I got all that. Amani was saying,

[D]

no comment,

[A]

yo. Be trying to let die down for eight months and. And hit him with the old switcher. No, I said, well, actually,

[B]

I should break my heart.

[A]

I remember too. I ain't forget.

[D]

Anyway, Joe, are you. Are you comfortable with us talking about what Tyrese did to you?

[A]

I don't mind at all. Okay. I don't mind at all. Come on, let's get it, cuz.

[D]

We've been. We've been divorced.

[A]

Call me tender. And that was a tender picture. That was Tinder. That day I wore the thong lime green Louboutin sandals and had my leg like this mad thigh showing. That was tender. If niggas say some. That's true. I. Oh, yeah.

[D]

The picture he talked about and then he said, you speak pod, I speak headliner. I thought that was a good place to start. He said, I think you suddenly deeply dislike me because none of that slick shit you tried to deliver on. My last interview on your show landed. He's talking about Joe's reaction to the Patreon. I mean, the verses. Excuse me. Imagine that. As soon as I sat on the couch, the first thing he tried to do was randomly disappear, disrespect the Breakfast Club and. Jesus. I didn't know you did that.

[A]

Me either.

[D]

There's nothing more embarrassing than trying to be slick with a sharp minded Capricorn and getting your Head caved in on your own platform, but I had no idea it would turn to this level. I'm in New York City this week. Don't talk about me, Joe. Talk to me, Joe. I'm always ready for a real conversation. I know your team Tank, and I could care less about you ever being team Tyrese again. I'm clearly that you're a uber R and B head, but you're still a rap who just hosts a podcast and can't hold a single note. And lost Potter of the month.

[E]

He ain't heard no slb.

[D]

I might have added that last sentence. I can't say for sure.

[A]

Marcus and Los Pod.

[D]

And finally it says, so, Mr. Open Toe, flip flop, Tinder button.

[A]

That was Tinder.

[D]

If you would have me on, I'm ready to have an open R and B dialogue. Let's do this interview on behalf of the home team.

[B]

There was more.

[D]

Oh, go ahead, Flip.

[B]

Nah, nah. I don't remember it, but shouted out

[C]

the Capricorn brother that sits next to you. You know what I'm saying? Oh, yeah, that's cool.

[A]

You shouted out ish.

[C]

Who's that?

[D]

I don't know.

[A]

You're sign.

[C]

Are you crazy?

[A]

Are you. Yo, are you okay? Who the knew you was a Capricorn dodo?

[B]

He shout you is the out of here.

[E]

Congrats, man.

[C]

Congrats. Well recognizable.

[A]

Sorry that you feel like you were made whole.

[B]

Now you be dming. Let me see what you said about is picture that he didn't.

[A]

I didn't see nothing about is he. Did I seen some other or Capricorn Just freestyling a few things about this. No matter what Tyrese says, I'm gonna love Tyrese. Tyrese, I love you, man. Like your cycle is. Is higher than my cycle. So you got to just reply with love sometimes. Tyrese, I love you, man. I don't know why Tyrese is even saying I would be Team Tank over Team Tyrese.

[C]

Huh?

[D]

It came off that way.

[A]

I'm not doing this with you.

[D]

Did y' all think that way?

[A]

I've been to Tyrese's house. Ain't never been to Tank Ounce Tank

[E]

on your record, though.

[A]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[C]

And you fought for him too. Big record and you fought for him.

[A]

And it was top 100, too. Yeah, yeah, they made the charts. Yeah.

[E]

Sorry.

[A]

Yeah, but okay. But I was in. I was in Tyrese's house.

[E]

How were you in his house? Were you cool? Or did you, like, touch things that you weren't supposed to touch?

[A]

That's my man, that's my seat up. About to say I held it. I think I held it. Pause. I mean, held it.

[C]

That's where you got your inspiration.

[D]

Smart.

[A]

Once again, me and. Me and Tyrese done kicked it about so many things, especially when I was in la, spending all that time out there taking down all the white. If I was in la, that's when I'd be you. If I was in la, I'd be you. You already in la.

[C]

That's all right, bro.

[A]

In la, we vibe in la, all

[C]

them white bitches take you down.

[A]

I really want to take.

[C]

I keep forgot what he said and.

[A]

And.

[C]

And why you lie in New York.

[A]

I don't.

[C]

With no white girl I know got it.

[A]

Not New York. In la, I'm doing it and never telling nobody and hope she actress to hit a lotto and taking something. That's when I was on Perks too. My dick wasn't even working. I was just out there embarrassing myself on some ed. Anyway, also accepted it. They waited. They waited, but sometimes still ain't work to no avail. Also good to no avail. Man, this guy is nuts.

[E]

Mapine or whatever that is in dtf.

[C]

Yeah, dtf.

[A]

Anyway, I don't play that now. I take the dick pill for a dance.

[B]

This stupid.

[A]

I don't play none of that now. They gotta feel me now. They got to feel what time it is now.

[C]

And you been there with the swishies on. You can't be in there with the swishies on.

[A]

On Shrink Rock.

[C]

Nah, you can't be in there with

[A]

the swishies on Shrink pitching the tent.

[C]

I'm with you.

[A]

Oh, I want to say something, but I know my girl listening to this part. She hitting that. I see you, baby, hitting that 15 second rewind. But I see you out there anyway. Half speed that yo, yo, yo. If you on Rock It, I'm gonna do it.

[C]

If you.

[A]

If, yo. Yeah, my attitude be bad when I'm outside with soft pants on and get his. I act bad. I get out the chair different. I do all types of different. Guiding ahead. I know I used to do that back in the day, man. Long ago. 09, 2013 was all. Anyway, also, I don't know why Tyrese is saying he said some. Should I have rapper brain or MC brain?

[E]

Yeah, he said you can't hold no notes.

[A]

Oh, he also said I can't. Oh, no, he's wrong.

[E]

Yeah, he never heard wrong or slv. Nothing.

[A]

Oh, my God. No, he didn't hear Tyrese.

[C]

I can't.

[A]

I can Hold a note. I heard that.

[D]

Mark.

[A]

I can. I can hold a Note for the 500,000 people. Her.

[D]

Calm down. Hold up.

[A]

Let's not get too crazy. Let's not get too crazy. It's plaques around. It's plaques around. Oh, you seen LL when he was here? Was you here that day when ll Legend, huh?

[D]

I wasn't on the show yet. I watched him. I watched. That was dope.

[A]

Wait, Mark wasn't on the show when LL came?

[D]

No, I work here yet.

[A]

That is not true, Mark.

[D]

I did not work here yet.

[A]

That is a lie.

[C]

Yeah, you was here.

[A]

You definitely was here. You just left again. One of them nanny excuses. The school clothes. The pipe broke.

[C]

Let me say you worked here. Might not have been.

[A]

He was sleep right there.

[C]

Definitely work.

[B]

He.

[E]

Right there.

[A]

He was in the back. Sleep. No, right there. Yeah. Worry. Don't even go to the bed. What was I saying? Oh, Tyrese rapped. Why the is he talking about I got MC brain?

[C]

That was black tie. That was black tie. Tie. That wasn't Tyrese. Don't do that.

[E]

Was he better than you?

[A]

No. Black tie. Stop it.

[E]

I never.

[A]

Come on, man. Don't make me go to story Hook the.

[D]

By the way, LL came here August 2024. I started in October of 2024. Just so. That's two months before I started working here. Y' all care about facts.

[C]

We don't.

[D]

We don't. Fair enough.

[A]

I know you worked here. That was important to me. Damn. Locked him into the 5 year deal early. Got him till 29 anyway. Yeah, I'm not doing this. Tyrese is supposed to be coming up here this week, I think. Or next week.

[E]

You can hash it out right here earlier.

[B]

All right.

[D]

Make sure you hear. Cause I'm not gonna. I want you to get a case of the illnesses when he show up.

[A]

I won't be here because I have to go to my aunt Catherine's 90th birthday party, so he might reschedule. I didn't even tell him on Scott Young that yet. I got a car. But Tyrese is always welcome up here at any time. Tyrese is a friend of the show. Even through the jokes, even through his performative he's doing online that made my mom call me. Why is Tyrese saying mean things about you now? I gotta get. I gotta get all of that. Ma, don't pay no mind. Tyrese is cool. Everything's fine.

[C]

But it was great. My Tyrese interview was amazing.

[E]

Yeah, it was.

[D]

I watched, I enjoyed that.

[E]

And.

[A]

And, yo, don't come Popping on me. You wasn't like that with Tank. Don't come up here and pop that transformer fast and furious. I get if you was like like that would take. Watch your mouth when you talk about me. Are you crazy? The is you talking about let you come up here and say all that stupid before the is wrong with you. Don't get crazy now. You my man. But relax before I start telling the truth. You calling me Tinder for some lime green thong Louboutin sandals? And you've been crying about paying some fucking child support for 12 years. That sound tender to me, buddy. The fuck out of here. Pay that 60 and call it. Call it a day.

[B]

God damn.

[D]

Damn.

[A]

Yeah, the you talking about? I had you up here as a friend. I had a good heart trying to get your child support lowered while you spent three hours beating me down about your baby. Mom mute up when real is talking. Actually, if you're done singing, don't say nothing. You type your little on your platform. Promote your patreon. But watch your mouth if you get insecure around Tank when I come around. Because if Tank do that. Yeah, respect it. Respect it. Respect the parallel, parallel, parallel. The is wrong with you. I thought you was that when you came up here. So I try to treat you like that, but now once I see the insecure side, don't come pop it to me. I don't know that you do nothing better than me. Besides sweet lady. Watch your mouth, boy.

[E]

Okay?

[A]

And I love Tyrese. He is my man.

[C]

All right?

[A]

Tyrese is my absolute man. I love him. He can get the shirt off my back. But he's psycho. And when he don't take his med, somebody gotta pow pow him back in into thinking correctly.

[E]

You got a little tick yourself too?

[A]

Y know I'm nuts too. If I'm acting composed, I'm acting. But everybody here knows that already. That's true, cuz I don't do the best job at that. It's a fake voice.

[C]

No, no.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Love, peace and yeah, we know, we know. Fine. He's driving the Civic.

[D]

Whatever.

[E]

Love, peace and voters in public.

[A]

Tyrese. Yeah. No, I can't see. Be insecure with somebody else and then pop it on me. Now I don't work like that no more. Sorry.

[C]

That was quick.

[A]

Sorry, buddy.

[D]

Any who can we talk about Charleston White?

[A]

No, no, no.

[D]

Mark.

[A]

Sorry. Sorry, buddy.

[D]

It's on the board.

[A]

Erase it. Erase it. There's one Charleston White. Nah, buddy, not a liquid. I mean, you go. I. I can mute up. No, I can Mute up. Because some people thought that she was funny. Go ahead.

[D]

I wanted y' all take on it

[E]

for I'm unaware of what happened.

[D]

All right, so you break it down.

[C]

Drew Ski was having his reunion for could have Been Love, Season 2 taking place in Miami. And from what I get, Charleston White said that he Young Thug and his peoples was about to attack him or somebody had a gun. He. He made some claims, said they threatened him, that they threatened him and then said that he was getting Young Thug. He was reporting it and getting Young Thug put back in jail for it.

[D]

Right. But he was very descriptive. Can we play just a 30 seconds of music? Yeah.

[A]

Holy shit. We're about to play Charleston White. We ain't got to fuck Charleston White.

[D]

But it was like he was describing what dude looked like, the so called gun that he never really saw all these. It was like the slave stitching his

[A]

clip, man, that man, him. Why are we reporting Charleston White?

[C]

I think Mark's point was to see what. Where we stood and what he did

[A]

that where I stand on Charleston White, man. Is he in New York?

[B]

Don't worry.

[A]

No, right. He do all that beer mace in Colorado. Where he be at? Where he be at? All that tough guy in one of them. Jacksonville, Weebly. Where we at?

[D]

Texas. Yeah.

[A]

I don't want to hear none of that Charleston White, she smack dog shit out of Charleston White. Please, please.

[D]

I had. You had a different take on it a little bit, didn't you?

[C]

Nah, I was just saying when a person tell you who they are, believe them. So Charleston White been telling y', all, I will get you locked up. So Ralo came out. Ralo and Young Thug have had their own back and forth for a minute. And Rallo was like, yo, any gangster know stay away from niggas like that? Like, don't even play with them because they are going to get you locked up. They're gonna. You're gonna. You play crazy. He's gonna make sure you end up in a crazy house.

[D]

Yeah, I don't. I don't.

[C]

I know a lot of people just like, how could you snitch like that?

[D]

But that's what I say. When I heard the clip, I still couldn't believe it.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

And I know I believe it. It's giving enough evidence. But I shouldn't believe it. We're gonna move on, cuz. Joe Joe's.

[B]

Yeah, let's just move on.

[D]

Scowling, that's fine.

[A]

No, I'm not. I got my same take as before.

[D]

That guy, this.

[A]

I don't Normally get the rushing to talk about that's on the this list. He done went home and pulled all types of guns out and pointed to the phone. A crossbow. What's the other gun he had? He had a flamethrower that looked interesting.

[D]

That's why I thought he was like. At least to the point if you.

[A]

If you. The only that ever pointed a gun to the phone that I believe was with the shits was Roy to 59.

[C]

That wasn't a gun.

[E]

That wasn't no gun.

[A]

And it wasn't a gun.

[C]

That wasn't a gun.

[A]

It wasn't a gun. At. I was a cannon.

[C]

Said I got a rocket launcher with missiles.

[E]

Yeah, we got guns too.

[A]

Yeah, he was very. We didn't get that. You know, he was serious, cuz he was ashamed of it later, like. Yeah, but I don't believe that none of that about Charleston White. Now Charleston White will go fight one of. He'll go fight. He will. I'd love to see him come in diamonds one night.

[B]

Why?

[A]

Just to see entertainment.

[D]

Entertainment?

[C]

I don't think nothing happened in Diamonds, bro. People like that, they tell you who they are. I'm moving around. I got security, I got xyz. If you do get to me, you're going to jail. That's why a lot of people be like, yo, just leave that nigga alone. That's what he keep telling niggas. He's like, he's. I would take that over the nigga who talk tough, act like he tough, and you don't know what he going to do. I would take the nigga that's going to straight up let you know, yo, I'm not playing like y'. All. Yeah, I'm going to handle it this way, so just leave me alone.

[A]

Prayers for Charleston White. Why? Because that's what I say when I'm trying to be fake.

[E]

Second thing you said earlier.

[D]

Fair enough.

[A]

Fair enough. Also back to this Jaden Ivy thing for a minute. I know we praying for his mental health, but another takeaway I had was it ain't too many dudes that can get in a car and drive and talk on an insta live and be saying some coherent shit. I don't think that a drive in the car. Car is for you to insta live or pod. I think our thoughts when we in the car driving should be sacred because that's what we. That's what we. Boy, we be on fire in that car, boy. Then an Asian drive by some shit right?

[C]

With the blinker arm.

[A]

Yo, why every Time we in the

[C]

car in our mental thought bag.

[A]

Asian drive by and then the mental thoughts, then no, no, no, no. You can't let them take over. You cannot be a mature adult. But I'm just saying now if you get a parked car, that's different. Or if you a skit, that's different because you're planning to sit there and be coherent. But on some just regular get in the car, drive and talk. Nah, that like walking into a gun.

[C]

Everybody can't do that. Not just that, that's a recipe for disaster. My should you take thinking and saying it's live. You can't edit, you can't take it back.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

How you know they be driving by? I know you talking about too.

[A]

I was looking right through the cuz the sunroof. I seen the clouds. I was like, oh, he about to get canceled. Come on. Yo, if you were to get in your car and I see the clouds moving above you like this, I'd be like, oh, yeah, come on. I sit there. I don't leave it be. My name too. Joe Button.

[B]

TV is in the comments.

[A]

Don't be a fence or nothing. Anyway, what else is important? What else?

[E]

Tear down paradise.

[A]

I am ready to give my non paradise review. I defer to my brothers.

[E]

I'm ready to say it.

[D]

This is the finale.

[A]

This is the finale.

[D]

This is the finale.

[E]

Absolutely right, Joe Button. And I'm sorry for doubting you. This is some.

[C]

It is.

[E]

This is some, bro.

[C]

It's like they slow walked it for five episodes it and then just mash the gas with every idea they had and tried to cram it into two episodes or three episodes, whatever.

[E]

They are going with the AI fucking route. AI they going with I got a headache.

[C]

Time manipulation. You ain't know that.

[A]

It's way worse than that. Yeah, yeah.

[C]

You ain't know that.

[E]

That's horrible.

[A]

Yeah, I'm shutting up. I'm letting y' all clear, fam.

[C]

You introducing time manipulation. And what did they not watch Lost

[E]

once they started traveling in time? It was over.

[A]

Was over.

[C]

That was it.

[A]

They doing some Harry Potter mixed with Neil from the Matrix with John Wick mixed with Liam Neeson to take. You got to say the kids. This is an absolute. I don't want to say it. I'm. I'mma try to.

[C]

I, I, I. No, you got to.

[A]

I said to myself after, afterward, you know what? I'm gonna watch it again.

[C]

I did watch it again.

[E]

You watched that twice?

[A]

Yes.

[C]

Oh, you said maybe I'm tripping.

[D]

Yes.

[C]

Yeah, I Said maybe I'm tripping. Let me. Because I watch early. I catch the Monday. All right, you know what? Later on. Let me. Let me. Maybe I was tripping. I watched it again last night. Yeah, I wasn't tripping.

[A]

You wasn't tripping. You was standing up. You wasn't.

[E]

Six o'.

[B]

Clock.

[C]

My n. All right.

[E]

That was horrible.

[C]

I don't think so.

[E]

Oh, God.

[C]

I think that. I think it opened the door for writing for season three. Yeah, they left it open. So they ain't really confined themselves or what they. Where they could go.

[E]

There's a difference between leaving it open and leaving it like, oh, we could do literally anything because it's time manipulation and computer. So we could just

[A]

expect.

[B]

Man, look in a bunker somewhere.

[C]

They got some confidence.

[E]

What confines. Once you introduce time travel, it's open world for anything. You do whatever you want.

[C]

No.

[A]

And that's the conversation that I. Oh, go ahead.

[C]

X. X has the key to do whatever he has to do.

[E]

Sure.

[A]

Stop it. Yo.

[E]

Go bring the dinosaurs back or some.

[C]

I think they going to tie it in nicely. I think the nose bleeds and all that and the mental things that they be having. Yeah, y' all got to tell me it's good.

[E]

I'mma watch it.

[A]

Watch it out.

[C]

Y' all definitely watch. Not rushing. I'm not rushing to it.

[A]

I won't watch it. Enthusiasm. I won't come in here and report about it the same way. It's not the same show anymore. And I had this back and forth with my girl and I. And. And be clear, I wasn't so mad at the.

[D]

The.

[A]

The season was so bad to me that 7 and 8, I mean, I don't feel like it could have got any worse. They didn't have no choice but to start attempting to explain some of this.

[C]

But they act like they found. Found out in. In episode seven that, oh, we only got two episodes left. That's how I felt about this season.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Like, oh, we got two left. Throw it all in there right now. I'm gonna give them the benefit of the doubt. And I think that they had to do the character development with the boys.

[E]

What boys?

[C]

Homeboy son.

[A]

With all the new.

[C]

You talking about the little baby. We didn't need a full episode for this, though. They couldn't have done.

[A]

At least.

[C]

They could have consolidated at least 1, 2, and 3 into one episode. I think Dababy gonna play a huge part in season three.

[E]

Okay.

[C]

And how it ties into the mentals between the mother and the boy, Dylan and all of that. I think all of that shit gonna tie into season three and hit a home run.

[A]

Okay, but let's deal with season two. First of all, you know, this is a shit show up. We say, yo, wait till season three, man. I'm not waiting for shit.

[C]

I told y'.

[A]

All. I waited all year for this.

[C]

I. You told y' all two weeks ago when Sterling K. Brown is up there with the cards, teasing season three at episode five of season two.

[E]

They knew it.

[C]

They know it was some. They knew this, how this was looking.

[A]

So let me not just bash it. Let me, like, just have. Try to have, like, an intelligent conversation about this. Like I told my girl who enjoyed the show and enjoyed the season and told me I need to watch it again. For the people that enjoyed this season, I'm not mad at y', all. It wasn't bad. But for the people that enjoyed season one that are telling you this is now a different show all together. There's merit to that. Like, season one is about the billionaire bunker. Lying to the people. Is people still alive up there. The separation of the end of the world. It's real. Once we start getting into time manipulation that I don't even think they did a great job of.

[E]

They didn't.

[C]

They didn't.

[A]

They didn't do a great job of explaining. Felt rushed. Like I said, in this episode, they try to toss you back to the nuggets where they were explaining it like Dylan being the Doctor and the Doctor's wife being Alex, and they did too

[C]

much in one episode.

[A]

No, you lost me. They lost me.

[C]

Dylan wasn't the doc. Dylan was the Doctor dude's protege.

[E]

Professors.

[A]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's what I just said. Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Knock it off. Knock it off.

[C]

I don't think it was that bad.

[A]

Knock it off. So now we get to the end. She gives him the card. Of course. Of course he was gonna be ex. She gives him the card. Hey, there's another bunker 100 miles away from here. Go over there and do your numbers. Excuse me. Wait, What? You think I just waited a year and a half for this? For you to tell me he gotta run to another bunker and do what? Do what he already did? Cause you've seen him do it already. Because you said it's predictable.

[C]

Follow his instructions.

[A]

You did it already, so I know you're going to do it. Why am I here? Why am I here? The. No, the nosebleed I don't think was properly explained at all.

[C]

It wasn't. It Wasn't.

[E]

It will be, I'm sure.

[C]

But it will be explained. But it wasn't explained, the anomaly portion

[A]

when she was trying to say, yo, that's my son. I can't explain it. Don't worry about it. He's an anomaly. I'll tell you later.

[C]

No, they went marvel MCU with this.

[E]

Yeah, they went from like sort of realistic sci fi to like, like, all right, time travel again. You could do whatever the you want. Once you introduce time travel and AI, Forget about it.

[C]

Where do you think Jane fits into all of this?

[A]

She'll be back. Season three. She.

[C]

She wasn't dead.

[E]

She wasn't there.

[C]

No. You couldn't see it.

[A]

It looked.

[C]

It looked like somebody was on the ground.

[E]

Then she's gone.

[C]

No, but me and my girl rewinded.

[B]

She'll be back.

[C]

She'll be back. I think Jane might be a cyborg or some dumb. I don't think she dead.

[A]

This show ain't getting predictions for me no more. Whatever they got going on, who knows? They might be in Barney Rubble land by the time they come back. But I'm not. I'm not. I'm not predicting anything with this. And I sit through this long season. I ain't gonna beat y' all down out there and that. We get to the end of the episode and I see him and his wife and I see him introduce her to the therapist.

[C]

I think pause it. Me too. I think every pause it. A real is like I pause it every.

[A]

Did that. I get up, I go get a carrot cake. I put my carrot cake in the microwave. I'm like, finally, the moment I've been waiting for. Now, if they end this with a woman coming to a woman, woman to woman, as a woman, then I will take it all back.

[B]

I know season three about to get lit.

[A]

And this ass. Xavier Sterling. Randall.

[E]

Randall.

[A]

It's Randall. Randall. Hey, excuse me. This is my therapist. They go bounce real. Real.

[C]

I ain't going to sit there with the awkwardness.

[A]

So now I'm going.

[C]

Be right back, boy.

[A]

So now the therapist is like, hey. Oh, you back. Heard a lot about you.

[C]

He been.

[A]

He been talking about that I him once, but. And she don't say, don't worry.

[E]

Was in the shower real.

[A]

She don't say none of that. And I'm like, you know, I threw the apple remote. This show. This show.

[E]

Now that was some listeners. I'm sorry that we dragged you into this.

[C]

Got a lot to talk about or not.

[E]

That was disappointing, bro.

[C]

It was very.

[E]

We'll See, I'mma still watch.

[D]

Of course.

[C]

Like I said this. My anticipation ain't there. Like now when it's announced. All right, cool. Paradise is coming back. All right, I'll. You know, I'll check it out. Before, when they announced season two was in here, like, yo, they dropped three episodes and stopped to watch all three out the gate.

[E]

I might have put that in my

[A]

calendar with a new one.

[E]

No, for the. For the season two.

[A]

Like, February 28th.

[C]

It was anticipated.

[D]

Y'.

[A]

All me up. I stopped watching Hijacked when this draw still ain't finish. Hijack.

[C]

I know what they did on that.

[A]

Know what happened on that train.

[C]

Go finish Hijack.

[A]

I got, like, two more episodes left. I was hyped being phony.

[D]

I'm not finished season one yet. But, like, now I don't. Like, y' all sucked me into the show. So I started watching it. But now I know it's gonna end. Like, so now I don't think it

[A]

ended like, Mark, if it take you that long to finish season one and you wasn't the person, you wasn't the target audience for what was.

[D]

Well, I didn't start watching it, remember? I didn't.

[A]

I know, but it.

[C]

Once you start.

[D]

It's good, though. It's good, but it's hard to keep watching, knowing it's gonna turn to.

[C]

It's not shit.

[A]

Get off spaces. Stop campaigning for part of the month.

[D]

The.

[C]

Are you talking about?

[A]

Watch the damn show. Nah, but it's it. That is great tv. Season one, like, I just think they

[C]

ran out of shit. You can't keep talking about what's going on in this bunker. They had to go outside the bunker, yo.

[E]

I think they could have done it without. Time travel is my only complaint.

[C]

You don't know about the time travel till 7 and 8. You don't know about the time travel until 7 and 8.

[A]

They were settled this whole season. He daydreaming, looking at Dylan running through the gray hallway. So that's them trying.

[C]

You don't know where that ties in. They never explain where it ties in. Even to this day, we only know about the time travel once she went in there and talked to the scientists in front of Alex.

[A]

No, it's explained now.

[C]

I mean, because we saw it, but that's my point.

[A]

So we assume the nosebleed is related to the people that are able to time track travel and come from.

[C]

Only three of them got nosebleeds.

[A]

I'm gonna watch it again. I'm gonna watch it again.

[C]

I'm cool.

[A]

I am gonna watch it one more time. I'm open to. Hey, maybe there's something that I missed. So don't listen to my. Don't listen to my review. I'm gonna watch it again. I'll be back Friday.

[E]

I don't think I'm gonna watch it again.

[A]

I got it.

[C]

I gave it two watches and I was like, all right. After the second one. You watched the last episode twice? Yeah.

[E]

I would have to watch the whole season again. I feel like I don't know if I'm that committed.

[C]

I don't think it was that bad, bro. Just watch from 5 on UBI because again, the beginning parts dragged about the extra.

[E]

Let me be clear. It's still entertaining. It just was like season one set you up. Like this is about to be one of them ones.

[C]

It set a bar. They had to come outside of this utopian society to now introduce more characters and introduce another storyline. They had to do that, but for eight. For eight episodes. Episodes. You don't drag these character development episodes that long. If this is a 15, 12, 15 season order, I get it. You only got eight. It feels like y' all wasted too much time and now you're rushing and I'm over it. Salute to everybody else.

[A]

So the daughters is trapped in the elevator. All right, cool, cool. I'll play along. Sterling going there to Sinatra. I got you again. I'm like, yes. Shoot this. You didn't do it last time. Get your off. She calling him. Hey, you need the code to get into the elevator. You can't do without me. Our daughters, please. He suck ass. He go, I'm already off this. They get to the elevator. Daughters is in there. Oh, is that my mom? Help. Help. Her code is not working. He turns into Bruce Banner. And now with his hands, rips open the door. That looks to be 12,000 tons.

[C]

The two of them together.

[A]

And she.

[E]

She's probably strong.

[A]

Help me. She come like Sinatra. Strong hit. That's that adrenaline when you kid trapped almost unfollows. Sterling Gabriel

[E]

felt like he needed to

[A]

feel how I felt about this, but whatever. I'm happy for the cast. I see why this has only been a three season thing. I can see why they're gonna end it. This one up was like, n. It's over, dog.

[E]

Let me see what you got for season three. Nah, that's about it.

[C]

No, no, we.

[A]

That's about it. Yo, season three. Kill everybody. Yo. Kill the whole town. Everybody. Kill them all.

[C]

Set the new call.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Set a new call.

[A]

Yeah. Enough. Enough of This y'.

[C]

All. Y' all watching. You caught up on dtf?

[A]

I am not. So if y' all need Starbucks, I

[C]

will I a see the last. All right, we'll wait.

[A]

We'll wait. Wait. We wait.

[E]

I love the last episode. This show is phenomenal.

[C]

Every time you think you got it figured out here, Here we go. Yeah, I love this show.

[A]

So.

[E]

It's the nicest human being of all time.

[C]

I was sitting there like, damn.

[A]

Oh, yeah. No, this is funny. This is funny. Now I'm done. Okay.

[F]

You really care about this? You really.

[A]

Whoops. Sorry, App.

[F]

Get out this bucker.

[B]

Found this.

[A]

Sorry. All right, got it.

[B]

What the.

[F]

You put extra emphasis on wife. She's standing there looking at you like, damn. You really care about this. You really got out this bunker, found this and brought her back. Ain't that some Xavier. Been out the game too long. Because there's no way that you leaving your wife and Shorty, that you crack one time and you don't even know if you dipti.

[C]

Shorty. There's no way you even want to go talk.

[F]

Oh, so our mama and daddy just come back after a long fought battle and we just kissing our boyfriends and walking away. You new parents are something else. My mom would have been like, sit your ass down. Like, this lady could be diptized. She could have been praying, doing a rosary every night that you returned and didn't find your wife and came to her bosom. Well, I'll be damned. You left me in Atlanta. I was living in a post office with a crazy white man raising a white baby. And you got a house at home.

[A]

Sure enough, she wasn't out the game a long time.

[F]

After you introduce somebody that you crack to your wife, you don't walk away.

[C]

You do not walk away.

[F]

Look at pictures and picture frames.

[A]

It's water. I want to come back to that. What is this?

[F]

Yeah, Doc, this is my wife. My wife. Remember when I told you I was going to get my wife? This is my wife. This is my therapist, who I never paid for a session, but we had a session. Your name is Link. Oh, my God. This is great. Okay, so I met Annie. Here's your idc. Yep, you gave me that idea. And I got. Your white baby ain't got no hat on his head. It really needs a father because I already got two mouths at home. My wife just bought home this white baby. Long story, but don't kill Sinatra. If anybody going to pop her ass, it's going to be me. Just take us where we need to Go. The moment I would have turned around, try to walk away. Come sit your ass down. He ain't got no parents. Where's his mom and daddy? Okay, well, you go off little orphan boy and you go do whatever. Sit your.

[A]

That's enough. Ish. Are expert in this matter when you introduce your girl to a woman. You cracked. Do you walk away?

[B]

You hear your man?

[C]

You hear your man, right? In this particular.

[A]

No, this one.

[C]

I've never introduced my girl to nobody.

[A]

I crack. Not your current girl.

[C]

I'm trying to think. No, I don't think I did.

[A]

Has anyone in here. I'm sorry, I forgot I was in the room with a distinguished gentleman. Has anyone in here ever introduced their girlfriend at the time to a person that they cracked?

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Like, ever or.

[A]

Yes. Ever?

[E]

Yes. Hell yeah.

[D]

You know, like. And they. Everybody knows.

[E]

Or.

[D]

Or you don't. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. Of course.

[A]

All the time I was like, jeez up.

[E]

I've done it both ways.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Pause if necessary. That was crazy.

[A]

What is the primary route to do that? Like how. How do you.

[C]

Blah, blah, blah, this my girl this. Blah, blah, blah.

[A]

I don't like that.

[C]

And that's it. I would have left him up. He did everything right to me. It's a catastrophe. It's amok.

[E]

It's a muck. Look, it is amok.

[C]

This is my therapist. This is my wife, who I've told you mad shit about. Bitch, it's my wife.

[B]

You know better.

[E]

It's my wife.

[B]

I'll be right back.

[C]

Pewdiepie, you crazy. I ain't want to sit there for the awkward silence. The G part is Shorty has to know that you have the wife already tell him. Ice so. Or you know the girl or whatever the case may be. If you just springing this upon her, she just finding out now, that's just gonna go a totally different way. But if he was. I'm married.

[A]

I'm sorry. Oh, I didn't know where you was at. I thought you was in the bathroom. That's the quietest, soft voice. Damn. I never even heard him be this thought.

[B]

I don't have an expert opinion on this topic. I got to use the bathroom as well. Need to play my family.

[A]

No, never that. Never that.

[B]

Hey, you crazy.

[A]

Hold.

[B]

Let me get up. My stomach hurts. Hey, yo, listen, I don't know about none of that, but I. I agree with Free saying once you let them know in the beginning.

[A]

Right.

[D]

Freeze.

[C]

Yeah, that's what I was just saying. Yeah.

[B]

I don't want to repeat. Cause there's some people accused of repeating.

[A]

So.

[B]

Can you finish your statement, please?

[C]

Oh, no. Just. Yeah. If she knows if you handled your business the right way, she know you had a girl or a wife or whatever the case may be up front. So now it ain't no surprise.

[B]

Yeah, of course.

[C]

And she should be able to play a position properly.

[A]

I stopped doing the introduction shit cause the bitches always made it weird. Like you did your job as a dude. Sandra, this is Rebecca. Rebecca, this is Sandra. And then you went on white names. I just freestyle on some LA Jones.

[C]

It's a bunch of Sandras though, huh?

[A]

Yeah, that's true. Now I forgot what I'm saying now.

[C]

Go ahead.

[A]

I don't remember.

[C]

I pop both of y'. All.

[D]

Oh yeah.

[A]

That's when the girl want to do extra to your girl. Would you like something? Want me to get your drink or just make it something to make your girl girl know you pop that you popped or that she want to pop you.

[C]

True.

[B]

It gets very awkward.

[C]

And so you not having to sit through that awkwardness. Go over there and look at the white baby without the hat on in the middle of the nuclear catastrophe. I'm going over there to with little Annie. You y' all can figure that out. I'm you out your mind.

[B]

Little Annie.

[C]

Not sitting there. You out your at my saw.

[A]

Halfway go through something like that the other day. Halfway. Here you go. He only put the head in FA faithful black men. So ain't nobody up here. This is a committee of faithful black men.

[B]

He only kissed it.

[A]

That's ridiculous.

[D]

He only gave it a peck.

[B]

He said you only put the head in. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I can't do this. I can't.

[A]

No. Cuz if you try that trick and it ain't a bunch of dick coming behind. Don't happen. It don't happen. Where the rest of it? Girl, I'm in. He's crazy.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

Thing I want to say was and this is just a story I shouldn't even be telling. But I'm going wait for Mark to find our next like three weeks ago. Four weeks ago, maybe. No, maybe three months ago.

[B]

God damn.

[D]

Six months.

[B]

You good boy.

[A]

Yeah, maybe it's a lot of months ago. But anyway, I just automatically assumed my girl know everything that's going on. I feel like she got my phone tapped. So. Yeah, you said that.

[C]

What did I say?

[A]

I said something about the and I'm the story up. But I don't care on some. Yeah, man. I'm gonna run up the street, man. The hookah spot. It was a Friday night. I'm running up the street to the hookah spot and have a good time. And she might have said something like, the hook spot you've been in lately or something. I'm lying on her. But it was something that made me feel like she was curious as to why I kept going to the hook spot and I lost it. So I blew my own cover. I said, yes, there's something with a fat ass up there at the hookah spot. Yes, I'm going up there. No, I don't have a phone number. And no, that's not why I'm going up there. I just told. I just said it. Let's just put all the cards on the table.

[E]

How'd that work out?

[A]

She said, I have no idea what you're talking about. Cool. I was wrong. Sure.

[C]

You fell for that.

[A]

Five weeks later about, say,

[D]

stupid.

[A]

Five weeks later, we go in the hookah spot on a day the bitch ain't supposed to be working, but you

[C]

ain't got a number.

[E]

You just know schedule.

[C]

Pardon me, pardon me, pardon me.

[A]

My bad. The with ass ain't supposed to be working on, like, a Monday. The with ass supposed to sleep on a Monday.

[D]

Was a good one, right?

[A]

You think you going on Monday or some low? We going there. Ain't nobody in there but us and the with some ass and donkey. Yeah, we get to the bar,

[B]

you

[A]

got the dumb face on. Nah, I'm playing cool. Cause it's nothing. It's nothing to talk about here. It's nothing really to talk about here, but I guess the bartender's nervous because you did with your girl. Y' all didn't do nothing. It's. Nothing happened. You didn't exchange phone numbers. Nothing happened. But the bartender look a little nervous, and my girl got a talent for spotting like that.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

So now she going crazy.

[C]

Why she acting like. Like that, huh? What's up? What's up with this one at the

[A]

bar, and I seen her look over. She seen Joy go with the little bodysuit, like, why they always act all weird? Why they always act different?

[B]

Why they always.

[A]

I mean, they like you, whatever. And I popped it. I was like, yo, you always pointing that out. Like, when somebody. When you see somebody that you think like me, but the truth of the matter is, they all like me. So why you feel like you need to announce that every time you see it?

[B]

Yeah,

[C]

I popped. I don't know.

[A]

I thought I popped it. You know what?

[C]

Yeah. I beat on my chest like King

[D]

Kong, you left it all on the field.

[A]

Like I gave that name. And go. Yeah. No, I didn't. Work.

[C]

Gone.

[A]

Yeah,

[E]

you're the loser, brother.

[C]

Sure.

[A]

Sure enough. Oh, man. But anyway, that's when we established that you can't give Barton your phone number.

[D]

Ah, that's solid rule. Solid rule.

[A]

Ass nigga.

[C]

You.

[D]

What do you want?

[A]

I mean, fair point.

[D]

Points for me.

[A]

The least you could do.

[D]

Yeah, Come on, Mark.

[A]

Say. Come on. One of you segue dudes give me out of here.

[D]

So just a quick Tiger woods update. Just real quick.

[E]

Oh, thank God.

[D]

I don't be worried about him.

[A]

We talked about a little bit.

[C]

For sure.

[D]

It's kind of confirmed it wasn't alcohol. But it was. They did find two pills in his pocket.

[E]

What kind of pills?

[D]

Hydrocodone, which is a potent opioid analgesic uses treat severe pain.

[A]

It's fun driving on them.

[C]

Nigga been having back surgery mad.

[D]

Yeah. And he's addicted to him. Probably.

[C]

Probably.

[E]

Most likely.

[D]

Seems that way.

[C]

Tiger woods that back be different, bro. A lot of start getting addicted when they start having back. Back problems for sure.

[D]

And one of the questions that came up was how you know that this n can't say nothing like that.

[B]

I'm just saying.

[A]

I know he right, but still I

[B]

know in my head. How the he know that, bro?

[A]

Back pain is ill. Dealer

[B]

this n is racking.

[A]

You think he get a backstory? This outside? He outside them chiropractic offices. I got like the Girl Scouts outside

[B]

the dispensary if I had one.

[A]

That crazy little $3 pills you selling?

[E]

30s.

[A]

You had the 30s. I know. We was friends, yo. You think you better not have some 30s and I ain't knowing a. You up, yo, this. Anyway, Tiger woods also said that he was texting and driving.

[D]

Yes.

[A]

He said he happened to look down his phone, looked up and bow.

[D]

Yeah. He do anything to get avoid that.

[C]

Exactly.

[D]

I was texting and driving. Yeah. My fault, right? When they asked him, why don't you just get a driver? And he said that? According to reports,

[C]

Driver ratted on me last time.

[A]

Oh, that's what he was doing.

[D]

Thinking. But what he said was there's security concerns.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah.

[E]

Oh, that's what that means.

[A]

I gotta be clear what he said,

[D]

but that's what it mean.

[C]

That's the translation.

[D]

He said he a security concern. So if you're worried about Tiger, I

[A]

ain't going to lie. Y' all don't text and drive with bad bricks. I be texting sometimes, too. I look up Late. Gotta slam on them shits. I be about to crash in the night.

[D]

I ready to people up on my.

[A]

Oh, my God. Y. I think it's that I drop a soda.

[D]

Oh, I'm good for that.

[B]

I be like, yo, you be looking

[A]

up, bending your ribs. Your ribs be hurting you now. Like that water bottle be all the way under the brick. You gotta get. You got to kill yourself.

[C]

God damn it. Yo, Ty Tiger was coming from Bethany crib on a late night.

[A]

You know what I mean? N. One time I tried to be. Build on some I could drive and took one of my. Took my other shoe off. Like, I'mma drive with this foot and lamp with the other leg. My sneaker went right underneath.

[C]

You driving with the left foot.

[A]

I almost died like a.

[C]

You driving with the left foot?

[A]

No, but my left shoe was the one that was out. So when I go to, it's like,

[C]

nah. You ever have to take the shirt off, though, and you try to do real quick.

[A]

You take your sh. Drive.

[C]

You got to take it off in parts.

[D]

I don't do that.

[C]

You got to do one arm.

[A]

One arm even taking a jacket off. Ready?

[C]

No, no, you got one arm, one arm. Then you got to get ready,

[D]

get stuck.

[A]

About to kill everybody there.

[C]

Always gets stuck.

[E]

Y' all tried to deny the Jersey Dream Driver allegations.

[A]

And while we just coming clean on. When I hit the windshield button so all the Windex can come out. I can't see nothing for how many seconds? Solid five dangerous times when I'm trying to clean this.

[C]

Got fancy cars that probably.

[A]

I don't see nothing.

[E]

I just be driving like I have to stick hypotenuse. I can't see at night.

[A]

Holy.

[B]

What?

[E]

The glare from the headlights. Oh, my God.

[D]

Yeah, I don't see good at night either.

[A]

What else I do bad when I'm driving. I don't drive no more. So I can come clean about all this.

[C]

I used to eat driving. I don't give a bro. I'm steering with the knees.

[D]

Oh, the Driving the truck.

[C]

I'm talking about my car, okay?

[B]

That's why I'm saying, yo, driving a

[A]

truck with your knees, that's crazy, cuz. Look at his sneeze. You better. The boy, he'll crash this 18 wheel all up. Boy, when you drive with your knees and it slip a little, slip a little.

[C]

Only five, six.

[D]

You got to get on your tippy, tippy.

[B]

I try to turn.

[A]

You got the stool. Oh, my girl. Want me to get one. One of them just so bad.

[C]

Squatty potty I think I'm gonna get one.

[B]

What is that?

[E]

Lifts the knees up to you get

[A]

the natural angle that. I'm just making noise.

[C]

Bro. You all right in there? My.

[A]

Shut up.

[B]

It comes out easy.

[A]

Dead ass.

[B]

Really?

[C]

Yeah. Right.

[A]

Wait. And then I'm such a. Wait.

[E]

I'm such a Start eating vegetables.

[A]

Then I mentally remember Metamucil yo some yogurt. Then I remember mentally that all you have to do is relax. Then I'm like. I try to relax. Try to asshole. That work.

[D]

You tried to relax your asshole and

[C]

it works right there. Oh,

[D]

Exactly.

[B]

He loose booty ass.

[C]

Some.

[A]

Some noises I don't think your partner need to hear. Like if it's one of those.

[C]

That's one.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. Go. Go.

[C]

Get out a mule, bro. You're in your 40s.

[D]

What's that fiber? Some fiber. Some roughage.

[A]

Get some like, oatmeal and.

[D]

No, get some raisin. Br.

[C]

Man. Get you some Raisin Bran.

[A]

I thought that was hemorrhoid.

[C]

Prune juice.

[E]

No. You might need that too if you do all that pushing.

[D]

That much pushing.

[A]

You might. That's your.

[B]

You had hemorrhoid business before?

[A]

Yo.

[B]

That's your.

[A]

I got hemorrhoid.

[C]

You had a hemorrhoid?

[A]

No, I got hemorrhoid right now. No.

[B]

Stop playing.

[C]

It's just right.

[A]

There's a gay joke and a hemorrhoid.

[C]

He doing this on purpose.

[D]

He know.

[C]

Don't make that joke.

[A]

Y' all don't think I have hemorrhoids and I sit on the couch for a living, do you? On a white couch in white sweatshirt.

[C]

Hemorrhoid got.

[E]

You're blotting, bro.

[C]

Really?

[A]

Unless I don't know what. What? Hemorrhoid. Something is out. Huh?

[C]

Hemorrhoids be bleeding and.

[A]

Yes. Yes is.

[C]

I never had one. I don't know.

[A]

That's cuz you got that vanilla ass, yo.

[C]

What?

[D]

All right.

[B]

So he got. He got to it all. They cutting off.

[C]

You would know better than me.

[B]

I never had no hamoid vegetables.

[A]

You eat too. Just be lying. Yeah.

[E]

What you eat?

[B]

Zucchini.

[A]

All of them, right? What? What?

[B]

What you eat?

[D]

Name them.

[A]

But which ones?

[C]

Spinach. Zucchini.

[A]

He's so proud.

[B]

Fiber, right?

[D]

Vegetable eating ass.

[A]

Why actually telling.

[D]

Exactly.

[C]

Straining.

[A]

Hey. Right?

[B]

What else you eat? I. Girls don't strain. I never heard my wife strain.

[C]

I said he eats four times.

[E]

Don't be listening to your girls do.

[A]

How often?

[B]

My wife never. My wife never strain. I didn't hear it.

[A]

Y'. All Girl.

[E]

I Don't think so.

[C]

Or far.

[D]

Definitely don't.

[A]

That is a mystery.

[B]

Yeah, y act like y. I mean

[A]

when I go in there, she know the door getting slammed.

[B]

That means you got wife going the bathroom. Y is leaving the room to go do whatever y is doing.

[C]

I'm not listening by the door with a.

[B]

You don't have to listen by the door. What type bathroom you got?

[E]

I got a couple.

[B]

I got the big joints.

[A]

What type bathroom you got Big joint.

[B]

You got the big joint, you got the big joint.

[A]

It's not as big as your bathroom, but it's. It's your little.

[C]

I got a little.

[A]

It's not is your bathroom but leave my bathroom alone.

[B]

How big is your bathroom?

[D]

Small competable every day. How big is your bathroom?

[B]

That's why I just tap out how many square foot.

[A]

How many sinks? It's one sink or two.

[B]

I got two I2 sinks.

[D]

Something for the conspiracy couch. Did y' all see this Charlie Kirk thing?

[A]

Mark, mute up boy. You're done. You're Char Charleston White and Charlie Kirk.

[E]

It's a lot of Charlie's.

[A]

No and no and no. I have questions I want to ask you all.

[E]

Oh, let's hear something.

[A]

Things about you that exist today that your younger self would have never believed.

[E]

Heavywoods

[A]

things about you or thing don't have to be plural. That exists about you that exist about you today that you're young younger self would have never believed that I got

[B]

a kid just a few haircuts sucking for love.

[C]

That was never. That was never happening younger self. I was very adamant against that. But you ain't wear condoms and you shot the club up in everybody. It's very adamant against that. I didn't shoot the club up in everyone, sir.

[B]

It be the that be shooting the club up. That's the VIP.

[C]

Champagne drinkers crazy.

[A]

What about you?

[B]

He said having a kid a bunch of.

[C]

My tolerance level today is way higher than when I was young.

[E]

To What?

[C]

It's a 7 cuz you would have been cra.

[B]

You would have been snuffed us right the we be doing to you.

[C]

Oh hell couple poked.

[D]

Yeah, you think get the up.

[A]

You think you're younger than would have believed that you stopped pulling them.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, you fell off.

[C]

No, no, that's fact. That's not factual.

[B]

You still pull them.

[C]

I'm way dirtier like junkier than I used to be. I used to be way organized like I used to be meticulous.

[A]

His ignore you can't play with cars a mess.

[B]

Yeah, I go See a car back

[C]

in the day, I was real, real, real organized.

[B]

We didn't have no pee bottles here.

[C]

Shit, right? Like clean, clean. Now magic he said, who has bottles?

[A]

I ain't going to lie.

[C]

He say it too. I think he might have saw a pee bottle in that coffee.

[B]

There was a bottle right there. He know what I'm talking about, but

[D]

ain't no pee bottle.

[C]

You seen a pee bottle on my.

[D]

I did.

[C]

How?

[B]

I cracked a joke with you.

[E]

How big was the bottle?

[B]

You said it was coffee. It's so much. You spilled the coffee on me.

[C]

So you Pe.

[A]

Wa. What are you talking about?

[B]

Yes, sir. So I'm just saying that we were cracking. We were cracking jokes about liquids that's in your vehicle. Yes, after you spilled the coffee on me.

[C]

Which one was it? Yo, did I pee in a while?

[B]

I been in your car more than four times. Yeah, One of the times I saw a big bottle of liquid and light piss. I said, why your car so there. He said, you better not take no pictures or say nothing in the bar. Are you recycling bottles? You act like you that broke. They got you by the balls like that.

[C]

First off, I don't litter.

[A]

But do you recycle?

[C]

No, I don't litter.

[D]

What do you do with all them

[B]

bottles that you have? Mad bottles.

[C]

So if I get to a spot like outside. Some days I walk outside. It's a garbage can right there. I'll clean my car. If I get to a gas station, I'll put them in the. I'll throw the in the gas station.

[A]

You the greatest in the world. You gonna say I don't litter? I'mma just send you a pic of this whole gum wrappers that be water bottle.

[C]

Not me.

[A]

All types of not me.

[C]

Throw my bottles in the trash now.

[B]

He got a lot of bottles.

[A]

You got a piss in a bottle. You got a not pissing.

[C]

And I can pull over.

[D]

I got a dick.

[C]

Oh, I don't got a squat. I can pull over.

[B]

Hey, look, look. You talking about you. You. You be dog whistling. I can pull over,

[A]

Get out the car.

[B]

With. I know that. That's how you get in trouble at home. You can't do that.

[C]

Get in trouble at home.

[A]

You do. You just don't tell us about it.

[B]

Fan of the podcast.

[C]

There's no way girl was watching this show before I ever said that.

[A]

She knows what the show trouble at home.

[C]

I don't though.

[A]

You just don't.

[B]

She never asked you about nothing on the podcast. She never came even to is. I heard this she.

[C]

She'll make mention stupid, but she don't never like be mad at nothing that I say on the.

[A]

It ain't in passing. It's to your face change that. I don't want to hear that again on air either.

[B]

He came and change when I called the massaging this. He cleaned that whole up. Hey, you know what?

[D]

I'm tired of this.

[E]

He said he's a feminist.

[B]

I am not cool with what's his man name. That misogynist before you came. Yeah, but you cleaned it up a little because I was hype. I think I shined the light on you. I. I shot a light on your misogyny. You came and switched was dim. It was like day and night. Tuesday, he was a misogynist. Friday, he was a Christian. Like, you know what? I love women. I love black women.

[C]

Shiky ny, yo.

[B]

They not opposites. No listen at all.

[A]

I love women

[D]

misogynist. Friday, you was proudest.

[B]

I love that.

[A]

I love that.

[B]

No, listen, listen, listen,

[A]

Listen.

[D]

What I'm saying.

[B]

Don't try to divert Tuesday, I love women. Look, he me that's not. Besides, he me up Tuesday. Tuesday, you was talking that. Cause you was standing with what's that name man that we be talking about?

[C]

What are you talking about?

[B]

What's my man name?

[C]

I don't stand with him. We're not saying his name.

[B]

You were standing with with him. You was even in his private group a website. Cool. We cracked a joke about you. He just lying, bro. Friday, when you came back in. Yeah, that at Friday when you came back in, he was like, yo, you know, like, I stand with women. I love them. I feel like women's rights are important. I remember that whole. I got it.

[C]

He was a misogynist one day and a Democrat.

[A]

Didn't that.

[B]

Yo, so y say I got the definition of misogyny wrong?

[A]

No.

[E]

Yes.

[A]

Yes, you got the right person. But.

[B]

So why the y' all laughing instead of helping me? All three of y' all just laugh.

[A]

That was funny, Flip.

[C]

Yo, one day I'm a misogynist. Next week I'm vegan.

[B]

I'll be back on this topic next week.

[A]

Potter them up. Did you answer? Did you answer the question?

[E]

What was the question?

[B]

Look at this part of the month.

[E]

I'm from our New York. This whole is. I would have never guessed. Night and day every day is a win.

[A]

I'm so sick, man. That's how you.

[C]

I'm living the dream.

[E]

I would have never a thunk I am.

[A]

Oh, man.

[B]

The story is a unique One though.

[C]

Yourself?

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Me just being able to work together with Man, I never would have thought that.

[A]

All right, next question.

[C]

Yeah, no, no, no.

[A]

You answer. Hey, don't worry about it. I know who I work with. You answer question.

[D]

You an.

[B]

You know how many plays I got fired on the first day? KB Toys janitor job.

[E]

Compared us to KB Toys. That's crazy.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Not Green Acres. Roosevelt Fields fired me.

[C]

I'll be monsters in there. What you did?

[D]

For what?

[C]

Stole some?

[B]

No. Hell no. I stole when I was younger.

[A]

No.

[B]

Told me to move something in the. In the Barbie door era, the area.

[C]

And I didn't like how you talk to you.

[B]

I'm not doing that. He's like, what me? My cousin worked there. J O. I never forget it. My cousin's like, you don't have to do that. Stop. I'm not going to fix that. Go tell somebody somebody else to do it.

[D]

Why didn't you want to do it?

[E]

Cuz it was Barbie.

[B]

It was Barbie one. He told me two and I just did a whole area of it.

[D]

You want to move because of Barbie,

[C]

so you don't move it because it was Barbie. So you had a problem with. That's why he identified with misogynist.

[A]

Yo, you a fascist.

[B]

Who the. I'm a what?

[D]

You think you called him gay?

[A]

You on social work.

[D]

He think you call him gay.

[B]

You going to be a fascist. No, I thought he said.

[D]

I get a lot of.

[B]

I thought he said dragon. Watch him out.

[C]

Hey, look,

[B]

I thought he called me a. That's what I thought.

[D]

That's the joke I'm making.

[C]

That's what he said.

[D]

That's the whole point of the joke.

[B]

Black educator.

[A]

I'm black.

[B]

You know, I know you don't consider me a and NBA.

[A]

I'm black.

[D]

You all that man.

[C]

Funny.

[A]

Yo.

[B]

That was shout to my guys.

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

That's your problem though.

[A]

That's he.

[B]

That's your problem. You see what's wrong with y' all before this going this long thing. Your problem with y' all is that you guys pretend to be so proud, but when it comes to teaching others, you guys make fun. When is on your ass and poking fun at y'. All. Y' all want to go let me go on spaces and talk and claim my name or. Or let me argue with Simon in the back. But y' all don't. Yeah, yeah. It's frownable. Teach nigga.

[A]

Help.

[B]

Somebody.

[E]

Yeah, Mark.

[B]

You guys are booked bullies.

[C]

Yeah, educator.

[B]

You guys are bullies. You guys are articulate bullies.

[C]

Who cracks the most jokes up here?

[B]

Me.

[C]

All right.

[D]

Exactly.

[C]

Why you don't never teach me cracks.

[B]

I do teach you about anything you need to know. He told me last time I couldn't teach you. He said, what can I learn from you?

[C]

I never said nothing like that.

[B]

I went home and I told my

[C]

wife lying, bro, yo, you rap.

[B]

I thought you don't do that.

[C]

Yo, I thought you on pillow talk. Yo, I thought you on pillow talk. Y. I thought. I thought you on pillow talk.

[B]

It was a great conversation.

[C]

I thought you don't talk about nobody up.

[B]

I don't talk about anybody. But it was if I was so surprised that my man Ish said that.

[A]

And Mark don't like none of my tweets when you see my girls shooting at me on Twitter, neither. I seen you like my little.

[D]

That was my little note. Like, just watch yourself. I was, like, backing down. I was, like, telling me.

[B]

Me off Tuesday. You mentioning my wife.

[D]

I didn't mention your wife.

[B]

Your wife came here. You turned on a whole different Mark.

[A]

You know what?

[B]

No. Yeah, yeah. Y. Talk was in his bag. I'm like, what is this?

[A]

He was performing like when you. When your wife come down to the basketball court. No, he was. He went crazy.

[C]

He was in his.

[A]

Yeah, he early.

[B]

You know what? And she was proud out, too. She pretended she wasn't looking. When he bodied it, she looked. She like, girl, hold on, let me stop talking.

[D]

No, she did my husband.

[A]

Mona always try me to.

[C]

My friend. My husband is talking stupid.

[D]

My wife love Mona. She. That's first I meet. That's the first time meeting Mona.

[B]

Your wife is a nice lady. Shout out.

[D]

Yeah, it's dope. When your wife come up here, you

[B]

know, watch your mouth. Your mouth. You can't get away with. That's how you get back in the house and good graces, you know?

[A]

Yo, why you keep saying that to, like, you know what get away with, like, you said that to me earlier, and I felt respected. Like, you ain't know my G. I don't think.

[C]

I don't think you got that to me earlier.

[A]

I don't think that to you earlier.

[C]

It's all right.

[A]

You think your G should be respected by me?

[B]

Yes, I.

[C]

This is a question. He could say yes

[B]

because of intimidation, bro. You know he wanted them. Let's get straight to it. Anytime it's compete, you want to highlight or you come behind me. That was in your category because that's what's sad. You must have got old or up your brain. But that was Ill like you. They don't need to do that. We don't need to worry about this. This wearing pink.

[A]

Wait, wait. Is that a position you think you can speak from?

[B]

Of course I can. I stand. Of course I can. You think you can speak from that position with me? Ne.

[A]

I take it back already. I take it back. I can't with you, but don't have another question. I promise y' all don't have, but kind of in the same world. And y' all ain't got to be honest about this.

[E]

There are right.

[C]

You going answer. You going answer.

[B]

He not answer.

[C]

He's not going to answer.

[A]

I'm scary on this one.

[E]

Okay, let's hear it.

[A]

I'm sc.

[C]

He answer the first one.

[A]

Well, my parents yalls. Don't. Don't.

[C]

My mom listens.

[B]

It's a fact.

[C]

My don't.

[B]

My mom listens.

[C]

These.

[A]

Y' all so lucky. Yeah, say something, dude.

[B]

I got.

[A]

I got v. Do you guys think or assume that your parents or mother specifically. Let me be careful. Is aware of the gifts you buy for your significant other?

[C]

No. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. My mother know, but she don't care.

[D]

My mom don't know.

[B]

How the hell your mom know? Yeah. Telling your mom's a gift, y'.

[A]

All.

[B]

Both of your girls.

[C]

A man could come up in conversation,

[D]

or they can see him.

[E]

Yeah, she sees you pop up with some. Where it's like. Yeah, yeah.

[A]

I was talking to my man the

[B]

other day so much your mother like that I slept.

[A]

Okay. No joke.

[D]

What I say.

[A]

What do you say? They can see them.

[D]

They can see them.

[B]

Watch your mouth playing.

[D]

No, I meant, like jewelry, and I wasn't being funny.

[C]

Oh, all right.

[D]

I made a blind joke earlier. I heard it, but that wasn't the one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no. Because, you know, like, if you buy it, like. Because I've seen this happen with siblings.

[B]

You don't give a.

[D]

No, no. I'm just saying, like, your siblings and stuff. But, like, you know, like, they'll buy, like, your mom something for a holiday, and then a girl has to walk in with, like, a new watch or some. Some jewelry.

[A]

That's what I'm saying.

[D]

And you see the comparison. Like, oh.

[A]

And then the mom is. Is like, when Mother's Day is coming back around, she just lets you know that. And again, I'm saying this because I heard my man telling a funny story about how his mom said something to press them onto my. I see that bag.

[C]

See that little tennis brace. Nice.

[A]

And I was like, Interesting. I've heard that from enough people now to be able to at least ask.

[C]

I lace the shit out of moms so that. That don't come up.

[D]

That make it easy?

[C]

Yeah, it makes it very easy. Moms gets laced.

[A]

She.

[C]

She brag about that? No.

[D]

Like, yeah, but my mom doesn't want gifts. That's also why my mom don't trip.

[C]

My mother don't be on your mom.

[A]

She got freedom, so.

[D]

Oh, she still eating off that Emancipation Proclamation. You can't say that.

[A]

Mom don't even know. Chanel. None of that.

[B]

Chanel, stop it. Don't do that.

[A]

Don't play with. I'm not playing with family doing that.

[B]

Listen, but everybody have different relations with their mom real quick. Like, you have a close relationship with your mom. So if your mom did that, she. That's your relationship. You talk to her about anything, and

[C]

your mother thinks she's 20.

[B]

Yeah. Your mom is fire. So shout out to Ms. Page.

[A]

My mom is lit.

[B]

She's a very nice lady.

[A]

My mom is a little too lit,

[B]

so I can see that conversation. But how do you. How do you. If that was to happen, right? Say if you bought some child, lay some ill. And you bought some mom some middle.

[A]

Lace them both on some f. Shit. You lace them both.

[B]

It's both that's fire.

[A]

You lace them both. You lace them both. If your mom is aware of the gifts that you get your partner.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

If she's not, then give us a move. Then your mom just play humble. Oh, baby, no, I'm just. It's a gift to me that you doing so great. Just take care of yourself. Take care of your brother.

[C]

Nah, that. Nah, buddy.

[A]

Take care of your brother. You know, your mom don't really want you until your girl come in with a new ap.

[C]

Nah, see, my moms ain't into jewelry like that. I did get her a bracelet a couple years ago, but she's into, like, her new shit now is shows and concerts and access. She liked that type of shit or a trip. She like them things, my mom, yo, I want to go here. I want to do this. I want to go here. Cool. I take care of it. You straight small shit. Like, they go crazy. Like, that's her bag. She don't really care about jewelry and shit.

[A]

You let your moms. I'm not joking.

[C]

With material. Real. Not so much just with love, right? No, like I said, we went on the trip, and my mama bragged about the trip forever.

[B]

That's fire.

[D]

That's dope. Like, small memories. People Experience this.

[C]

You know, I like, because we went to. We went to Paris and Rome.

[A]

To Curacao.

[C]

No, we went to Paris and Roy, take my mother to Curacao.

[A]

Yo, you're an idiot, B.

[C]

This nigga's a fool. So you know that they be reading up about and seeing on movies and all that. Coliseum and Sistine Chapel and all that. That.

[A]

That's dope.

[B]

Question for you, Is your mom still check you? You know, some parents, they don't give.

[C]

I don't really do much to get you.

[D]

But even if it's.

[B]

If a conversation, even you may say something or even if she. Something comes.

[C]

My. I'm 50. I never cursed in front of my mother one time.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

But if she hear you cursing, does she check you like Antoine?

[C]

So I told my mother, don't watch the show. And so, of course, her being her, My family and all them be talking about the show. So she watched the show.

[A]

Put it right on the projector. Put it right on the projector.

[C]

No, she was like, yo, with that language. What? You weren't raised like that. Like, you know what I'm saying? It's like, yo, that language. We up here talking about everything under the sun. So my mother's like, yo, what's up with you? I get the language out. Yeah, I got that. Because my mother also has another son that she supports.

[D]

Oh, so.

[B]

But you don't really curse freaks.

[C]

Nothing I say can compare to what he says. So I'm good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

He don't. He don't give a fuck.

[C]

She be like, so I'm fine. That's it.

[A]

Really?

[C]

My mother.

[B]

I don't like when my mom watch. I don't know.

[C]

But I told my mother, don't watch.

[D]

I still feel.

[B]

Even though my mom and I are close, I still feel, like, a little bit. I don't like when she hear me curse her here, when she wants to

[A]

discuss or some of the podcast.

[B]

I don't want to talk about none of that. That's kind of fucked up.

[A]

That's fire. Don't curse in front of your moms.

[B]

All right, what you just said, then. My mom still want to talk to you. Try to play my mom.

[A]

I want to talk to your mom.

[B]

My mom still want to talk to you.

[A]

She not trying to play you.

[B]

She loves you. I said that. She said, you checked me on it, Yo. Hey, I got wind of this. She said, I've been trying to talk to this for years. Apologize, get an understanding. And you keep trying to play my mom.

[A]

I always Trick rule. I don't talk to my coach. Parents.

[B]

N. I slap fire with you right now. Don't touch me, nigga. I slap fire with you right now.

[A]

You talking about. Kidding. Yeah, I'm joking. Wait, before we leave this parent, I gotta point out my dad was a groupie. Real quick, I called my dad. Well, he called me one in the morning. He said, you know what's funny?

[B]

You know what I'm thinking about?

[A]

I would love to go to that Jay Z show. Oh,

[B]

yeah.

[C]

So you know what that mean.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Make it happen.

[A]

And we in a. Bro get in the queue.

[C]

No, no, the queue is you.

[A]

Yeah, that's what he thought.

[C]

No, he's right.

[A]

I told him he'll be there if I make something happen, I'll hit him. If. Yo, I'm telling y'.

[B]

All, listen, you're not gonna get the.

[A]

The. I don't know his tax time.

[B]

Come on, Joe.

[A]

I don't know. I'll be popping big money till certain prices come back.

[B]

I ain't gonna lie.

[C]

You get that?

[B]

Sweet. Invite us and my almost over.

[A]

I'm turning up.

[B]

I'm turning up that jewel. I'm going crazy. Up your shirt on. What? I'm terrible for you, boy.

[A]

Y' all are the reason why I can't get the sweep.

[B]

Why?

[A]

If you want me to be perfect.

[C]

I think I know why.

[A]

Y' all are the reason I can't get the suite.

[B]

Say why? Just. Niggas ain't gonna act. First of all, niggas ain't gonna be groupies and act stupid in there. You know that. So stop.

[C]

Can I guess why?

[A]

Okay, sure.

[C]

It's a limit. So if you get a suite, of course your parents, you know, et cetera.

[B]

Of course.

[C]

And now you're looking at who can and can't come from up here.

[A]

No, no.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

No. If I get a suite, everybody. I. Well, not. Y' all invited a lot of. Lot of work up here. But also, if I get a suite, I'mma just get ahead of it. A lot of people that love me are going to be so shocked at who I put in the suite. It's gonna be some. Definitely. It's going. It's gonna be. You got to make it look like something. Oh, my God. I ain't close to at all. It's gonna be strangers. It's gonna be. Aesthetically, yeah. It's gonna look like somebody I love. Like, my cousin Leon might have to stay home. Cause it's some unimportant people that I'm putting in my suite.

[C]

That's very important.

[A]

That's up, right? I mean,

[C]

you need the suite to look a certain.

[B]

How many people can fit in a suite if you got one?

[C]

I don't know. Yankee Stadium suites and I've never been to Yankee Stadium suites.

[B]

Yeah, not me neither.

[C]

I don't know how we got phones.

[A]

I have no idea. I just noticed. What? Some of them numbers can't look the metal.

[C]

I've been. I've been to the suites in Giant Stadium. I've been in MetLife Suite. Yeah, I've been to MetLife and Prudential Suite and then all of the basketball arenas. I've been to the suites, but I never been.

[B]

It should be good. Get a suite. Don't come walking in like you. That nigga like to show off for the niggas.

[C]

Come with us.

[B]

If it's a sweet, I slap you. Bro, you not in there. I slap you after, I'mma violate you.

[A]

He ain't going to do that in my sweet.

[B]

Don't walk in like you run the seat. Yo, Joe, what up?

[A]

I promise. No, I promise you. You could come in cool, cuz. Your walking is normally cool place. I ain't going to hate on that. But you are going to be at the door for a second.

[B]

Take off.

[A]

Yeah, he be too cool coming in.

[B]

He be bodying his there with your

[A]

little fur on or whatever you got on and look uncool for a. Yeah.

[C]

So the suites, the common suite is 12 to 16 people. Oh, and then they got the. The large premium suites, which are like party suites. Delta Sky360, all of that.

[D]

Yeah, we want that.

[C]

Those are 20 to 30. Oh, but the regular luxury suites are 12 to 16. Ooh.

[A]

How much is the streaming?

[B]

So when you get a suite,

[C]

your backyard guys grass.

[D]

I just gotta go find the projector.

[B]

Yeah, just stop it.

[A]

I just gotta go find a tall building in the Bronx.

[E]

That's it.

[A]

That's all. That's it. That's all. Anyway, I don't have nothing else that I need to talk about. I don't. I've just been sitting here shooting the.

[C]

I need them Sunday tickets, man.

[A]

The third show, right?

[C]

That's the one. I landed Friday and Saturday's tickets, but I need Sunday tickets.

[B]

Are you landing tickets, friends?

[A]

Yeah. Then I seen Pecos. Face value. I seen Pecos in life. After I'm getting into small talking with him, trying to get to. Yo, man, which show you going to, man, which show you going to? Yeah, I tried to give me a sweet. I was thinking about a sweet and the prices came back, man. I was like, I don't even know. On some small talk at the bar, Peck was like, what you mean, man? Like, I'm a Yankee Stadium member, so we get the sweets first, and then all you got to do once you get to sweet. Anybody you want to bring in there, like, if it's a buck, buck 50, just charge your people like two, three, five grand. Everybody just chip in, do it. And because we was in public at a bar and I was on supply, ch. I was like, yeah, yeah. But in my head, you start thinking

[C]

about your friend group.

[A]

That ain't never worked nowhere. That ain't worked at the John B. Show. That ain't worked it.

[C]

That ain't work.

[A]

So that ain't worked at the Super Cat show. That ain't work.

[D]

That ain't work.

[A]

You call your man the next morning after the super cash. Yo, yo, take care of everything in Super Cat, all right? Good looking G Ain't giving you no money back.

[C]

So we said we'll do the food and drinks.

[A]

The food and the drinks. That's gonna bring it to 250.

[C]

Oh, no, we're not gonna do that. Then take it back to those.

[A]

I wish I would pay 250. And in politics as usual. Come on, man. I'm walking out of here. Let's see. Even though a lot of other is talking about that reasonable. They excited about it. Not for me.

[D]

Is it?

[C]

That went to the first one.

[A]

Sure. Let me see. This was fake news. Chili's ass. They on Chili's ass. Tyrese flames me up. New Kanye. Rest in peace. Ja. Ja.

[C]

Yeah. Rest in peace.

[A]

Man, that was sad news. Sad news that came across. First lady of dipset slash bur gang. Jaja, who a lot of people were close to, a lot of people knew she passed away. It started going all over the timeline. If you're from New York and you was outside or around in that area, you should have an idea who she is. They did not release any details on how she passed, but she was part of that whole crew and helped a lot in building what they had going on. So real, real sweet lady I met a couple of times, but rest in peace to her thoughts and prayers to her friends and her family and her fans, her group members. Just everybody, everybody, everybody. It's unfortunate news. Very young. I want to say she was 41, 42 years old, and that's my age range. So anybody that passes away, start like, you pay attention to stuff like that now. So again, rest in peace to Zsa Za and Thoughts and prayers to her fans, family, and friends. Our condolences indeed. I'll queue up. Outstanding.

[E]

There we go.

[A]

I'll queue it up. Play. Yeah, man. Start seeing, like, the. When they put the. When people pass and they start putting the birth year next to the death year, you be like, hold up a second. Hold up a second now.

[D]

Yeah, right.

[A]

I was born. Yeah. No, Again, rest in peace, y'.

[B]

All.

[A]

We love. Love you. Rest in peace. Stack bundles while I'm at it. Always. We love you.

[B]

Wait a minute.

[C]

And before we get out of here, just wanna let y' all know. They are projecting Kanye to do between 250 and 275.

[E]

Really?

[B]

Wow.

[C]

With 100,000 coming from pure sales.

[E]

Damn.

[C]

Congrats.

[A]

Damn.

[C]

Hell yeah. Congrats.

[E]

That's amazing for, like, a surprise album on a short week.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

That speaks to his.

[A]

That is absolutely crazy. I'm about to go sign the gamma.

[C]

It's Kanye West.

[D]

I'm suspicious because that didn't happen like

[A]

that last few albums.

[C]

Yeah, but he was. He was constantly doing. He went, he sat down, he chilled. He ain't really been in the media on a negative light. I think right now, especially in hip hop, are starving for an album. And the album wasn't bad. Right? And it wasn't bad. It's not a bad time for me. It also helps, bro, if you put out some out. I get it. This is not a bad album.

[A]

I'm with Mark something fishy.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

I don't believe it. I don't believe it.

[C]

I'm salute. Even if 100,000 is coming from pure

[A]

sales, I don't believe that. That's a lot of pure sales.

[E]

True.

[C]

It is a lot.

[A]

He. He.

[D]

He might have bought 30.

[A]

What. Whatever, at whatever he was blackballed about. Wasn't that long ago.

[C]

Years ago. It's a couple years ago. It was years. I'm telling you.

[B]

The. When he sat down with a. Was last year.

[C]

I'm talking when he was blackballed. Got blackballed when he was doing all that.

[D]

Those s. The whole. Those in the linger.

[A]

They do.

[C]

No, they do. But I think that. I just think that music and. And I think people not wanting to say it, music is missing. The heavy hitters. No disrespect to nobody that dropped, but it's some heavy hitters that music is waiting for. Kanye is one of them.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I also didn't hear nothing on there that would make the first week be that. And again, I'm not gonna judge. I need to See the second week. Congratulations to Kanye.

[E]

Regardless.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, it's fire. It's fire. But I do have some suspicion. But we'll see. Now's not the time for that. Not in the first week. Yeah, fourth, fifth and sixth week we can come back with. I knew it was. But now, congratulations. Happy for Kanye. Word. And Larry. Go, Larry.

[D]

Word.

[A]

Do you guys have anything that you've been dying to get off of your chest and out of your system? Pause.

[B]

No.

[C]

Nah.

[A]

Awesome. Great. Then all business is done. Then all business is done. All affairs are in order or as in order as they're going to be on this show. Hopefully y' all have enjoyed this broadcast as much as we enjoyed delivering it to you.

[D]

Oh, you didn't think we can do it.

[B]

Twist up. Yes, sir.

[A]

Until next time, man. Keep us in your prayers. Lord knows we need to be there. Until next time, I bid you Ado farewell. Adios Ereva. Dirci. Hasta la vista.

[D]

Arvois.

[B]

So long.

[A]

Goodbye. Or a simple head novel suffice. Post that up please. Out there. Popo. White po. White up. Pope sit up. We doing it. We on a time crunch. Remember, life is a series of moments and moments pass. So let's make this one last as if it's all we have. Last but certainly not least. The baddies are insecure, the stagnant women want to travel and the closed minded women want you to teach them things. Grab you with Tylenol you make meeting you brothers. Got anything interesting happening this week? Anything on the agenda? Any plans? Anything you looking forward to?

[B]

I'm going to Trinidad as I stated man.

[A]

Travel, safe travel so much, bro.

[D]

Thank you.

[C]

I'm dreading what you that said I'm dreading bro. The kids get out of school tomorrow for a whole week and a half.

[D]

Told you I got a solution for you.

[C]

Oh no, you gave me a solution. I'm on that. Yeah, I appreciate that.

[A]

Mark. Mark.

[C]

Hope they up.

[A]

Yeah. As long as there's holes in the room and they could breathe, crack the window in the door shut, everything going be perfectly fine. Slide, slide the food under the door. Ish. Parks, what y' all week looking like?

[E]

Week I'm chilling. This weekend I'm be in New Orleans though. I'm looking forward to that.

[D]

Nice.

[E]

So but the week I'm chilling.

[D]

All right.

[A]

You and the wife going to New Orleans.

[E]

That's right.

[C]

I've been at airports. I try to be funny.

[B]

I try to.

[D]

I can't get this guy.

[A]

I tried to jam him up. God damn it.

[C]

Take the chain on tour?

[E]

Yeah, probably so.

[A]

Yo, don't bring our chain. Damn. Is it our chain?

[D]

No, it's not.

[A]

It's not right. I can't claim it no more. Right. I got to earn it back.

[D]

Yeah, maybe sometime this year.

[E]

It's a meritocracy.

[C]

Mark ain't letting that happen.

[D]

All you got to do. He wasn't even second place. Did he?

[C]

You just got. I keep talking about it.

[D]

I tried. D. Don't worry.

[A]

Yeah, I don't know if that'll work. I don't know if that'll work. When you seem thirsty for it, they don't want to give it to you.

[D]

Fine line.

[A]

Yeah. Mark learned that this month.

[C]

Mark not joking.

[A]

I don't have much going on this week. I'm chilling. Keeping culture alive, man. That's it. That's it. Might be in the house on some homebody. Who knows? Who knows. We'll see y' all. Hold it down. The weather is breaking. It's getting hot out there finally. The hotter it get. I am kind of waiting for spring. I am car wash starting to look good.

[C]

Yeah, we in spring now. But for for the fully kick in.

[A]

You know what Is April such a busy month for me. I can't let my hair down until May. Like May, spring. I'm looking for May, Spring, May, Spring is what I need.

[D]

That's it, man.

[B]

He has some joints.

[A]

Twister.

[D]

Yes.

[E]

Yes.

[A]

Hell yes.

[D]

Real quick.

[B]

I, I, I want to thank you though, man. Thank y', all, man. You know what I'm saying? I'mma miss y' all when I leave, man.

[A]

Be out there. I said going to Trinidad.

[D]

You said you going forever. Ain't you going for like three days?

[B]

I'm going for six days. Five days.

[A]

Five days.

[E]

You're going to miss us after five days?

[B]

Yeah, I'mma miss y'. All be right.

[E]

You're not going to miss us.

[A]

You be right back.

[E]

I don't believe. I don't believe that you're going to miss.

[A]

Well, don't we going to long now.

[B]

You know what happened.

[A]

Don't get me mad again.

[B]

I come in here. This

[A]

like.

[B]

Remember last time I wrote some tweet. You checked me. Did you just tweet that Joe is crazy, yo. He won't let you just perform and be yourself.

[A]

Yo. Again. Before I end this podcast, I want to say that I absolutely love the Boozer family. I misrepresented myself. Really? Please do, cuz. I do love the. I don't want to get a call.

[C]

That's your twin brother about to say

[A]

n call boozer is my man but what's his name the cade boozer what's his name Kaden

[B]

and Kaden.

[A]

Jbp where would you be without the jbp. I'm just annoying huh what what happened

[B]

hey make sure you get my my my my drop by the time I come back if I don't get a drop bro I'm not sitting I got

[A]

to see how I feel all right you can sit outside say lesson you can sit in the bathroom sit in

[B]

the hard say lesson you can sit

[A]

up the street you can sit on one of the benches San Diego guy for the home you can sit wherever

[B]

stop telling to your face stop playing

[A]

sit in the foyer you told me

[B]

you going to have me come in record it I'm I'm waiting the people waiting and I am no no today

[A]

oh look if you put the time oh all right let's end the part cuz somebody fin is coming in peace bye.