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Cheryl Hines
Joe Rogan podcast.
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Cheryl Hines
The Joe Rogan Experience.
Joe Rogan
Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. Cheryl. Joe, so good to see you.
Cheryl Hines
It's really good to see you.
Joe Rogan
What's happening?
Cheryl Hines
Everything.
Joe Rogan
Are you good? You all right?
Cheryl Hines
Yeah. Everything good? I'm good now.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Cheryl Hines
Woo. Woo. It's been a. It's been a few years.
Joe Rogan
I thought about you the moment Bobby said he was gonna run for president. You were the first thing I thought.
Cheryl Hines
Thank you.
Joe Rogan
Because I'm a huge fan of Curb youb Enthusiasm.
Cheryl Hines
Thank you.
Joe Rogan
I thought you were amazing on that show.
Cheryl Hines
Thank you.
Joe Rogan
It's such a good show.
Cheryl Hines
Thank you.
Joe Rogan
It's maybe one of the greatest comedy shows of all time. Thank you. And I was like, she's not built for this.
Cheryl Hines
Turns out, I'm not built for this.
Joe Rogan
Nobody is. Trump is the only person I've ever met that somehow or another survives it and seems exactly the same. But most people who are attacked like that, it's just like it is a natural human instinct when you are rejected by your tribe to feel terrified and filled with. With anxiety. But that's why people do it. And that's what encourages groupthink, because you're terrified and you wind up agreeing to things that are fucking insane because you don't even know what you're agreeing to. You just don't want to be rejected by your tribe. And this is how they keep people involved in these. Where ideologies eventually become cults.
Cheryl Hines
Yes.
Joe Rogan
And I think you can make a really good argument at both the right and the left that in a certain section of each one of these political parties, it's a culture.
Cheryl Hines
Yes. Because they're, you know, most of us are sort of in the center. Right. And then you have the 10% on this side, the 10% on this side that are so extreme and loud and they keep everybody fired up. And it is cult like.
Joe Rogan
Right? Yeah. It's weird. It's weird to watch intelligent people get captured in it. I was just watching this video with Bill Maher and Bill Maher had Adam Carolla on and Bill Maher was talking about how Jimmy Kimmel won't talk to him anymore. Like they have this, like, spat because of politics. Bill Maher is very much a left wing person. He has been his whole life. He has not changed his opinions at all. But he's always been very reasonable and willing to criticize the left as well as the right.
Cheryl Hines
Yes. Yes.
Joe Rogan
And I don't know if it was because he had dinner with Trump and he met with Him. Which is just crazy. You're not supposed to talk to people that are the President of the United States.
Cheryl Hines
It is crazy. I know. I was just talking to Bill Maher and we were talking about this. Yeah. Because he was like, said exactly what you said. I sat down and had dinner with the president and people went insane. Yeah. And so people listen. I know that feeling. Cause even when Bobby started running for president, even when he started running as a Democrat, people were angry.
Joe Rogan
Well, they're just.
Cheryl Hines
Democrats were angry.
Joe Rogan
They're just mean. Like, when it comes to politics, people just get so mean. It's like, these are not the type of people you ever want in any position of power. People, the least charitable, most vicious people. The moment you are running against them in a political party, they will pull out all the stops, take things out of context, lie about you.
Cheryl Hines
Yes. Even if they're, Even if you're in their party, it doesn't matter.
Joe Rogan
It doesn't matter 100%.
Cheryl Hines
Which was. That was challenging because, you know, like, Hollywood is competitive and it's hard and you are, you know, you're hustling, you're working really hard, but you're not trying to tear other people down.
Joe Rogan
Right.
Cheryl Hines
So politics. As soon as you say. As soon as he said, I. Well, no, I'm sorry. Before that, they had. People were coming after him.
Joe Rogan
They were always coming after him.
Cheryl Hines
They were always coming after him. But it kicked up a notch when he decided to run for president.
Joe Rogan
Oh, big notch, I'm sure. Yeah.
Cheryl Hines
And it was just. And it's just weird, you know, and there was like a feeling of doom for me. Bobby's tough. He's so friggin tough.
Joe Rogan
Like, well, they've been coming after him for like 20 years.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
So he's just developed a rhino skin.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah. And I, you know, and I was like, oh, my God, I'm not gonna make it.
Joe Rogan
You know. A good indication how they come after themselves. Each other, rather is during the debate with Kamala and Biden, when Kamala was accusing Biden of, at the very least, sexual assault. Right.
Cheryl Hines
Like this sort of creepy.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. It seemed like she was accusing him of sexual assault. And then when they confronted her on it, she's like, it was a debate. That's literally what she said.
Cheryl Hines
That is the really strange thing about politics that I'm. I'm still getting used to is they will viciously attack each other. And then a minute later in the hallway, it's like, hey, how's it going? And I'm still in shock. You know, I'M still angry about what just happened in there. And they're already over it. And they're already like, yeah, that's politics. That's what we do.
Joe Rogan
Did you ever see the debates with Mitt Romney and Barack Obama?
Cheryl Hines
I'm sure I did, but I see.
Joe Rogan
If you can pull some of that up. God, why can't we go back to that?
Cheryl Hines
Or was it like, civilized?
Joe Rogan
Oh, completely, yeah. For Mitt Romney. Mitt Romney's like, he's Mormon, like, super religious guy never swears, probably doesn't do anything. Right?
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
So he's like super polite.
Cheryl Hines
Yes.
Joe Rogan
And then Barack Obama, because, you know, they're matching each other's energy. He was very polite, too. They disagreed on many things, but they were talking about what they wanted to do.
Cheryl Hines
Right.
Joe Rogan
Not how this guy's a piece of shit and they've been stealing and robbing and this and that and, or, or.
Cheryl Hines
You know how they look. It's turned into that.
Joe Rogan
Which is crazy when you look like that. You know what I'm saying? It was like, the guy makes fun of his own hair. Like he makes fun of his comb over. It's like. But here it is. Governor Romney and the University of Denver for your hospitality.
Cheryl Hines
The only person in this stage is a convicted felon.
Joe Rogan
Is man I'm looking at. Okay, this is just a comparison between. That's. That was. The Biden ones with Trump were the worst because they were match Trump's energy.
Cheryl Hines
Well, they didn't know how to debate him. Yeah, that's what I think he does.
Joe Rogan
Well, if you wanted to diffuse that, which you would say is like, this is not productive for anybody.
Cheryl Hines
Right.
Joe Rogan
Like, if you want to have like a completely separate conversation about who's a bigger piece of shit, and you want to do a podcast and you and me talk about how I think you're a piece of shit. You think I'm a piece of shit, that's one thing. But you have X amount of time to say how you're going to run the country and what you think is wrong with the policies, what you think wrong with where we're spending money, what you think was all the above.
Cheryl Hines
Yes.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. That's what you're supposed to do.
Cheryl Hines
Yes.
Joe Rogan
And the idea that you can't win that way is crazy.
Cheryl Hines
It is crazy.
Joe Rogan
It's crazy.
Cheryl Hines
And it's really weird, too, that a lot. Some, not all politicians really work on. I gotta get a catchphrase in there.
Joe Rogan
Well, Trump's really good at that. Like, he names people crooked Hillary Sleepy Joe. It works it works.
Cheryl Hines
It did work. I mean, because people get so thrown off, they don't know how to respond. Like you said, that's what they should say, but they just get so thrown off that it's just paralyzing.
Joe Rogan
Well, at least in this day and age, there's a method through social media for you to respond if something you think is inaccurate or whatever, you respond. But there was a time where there was nothing. And whatever political party was in power, they controlled everything. They controlled all the news stories about you. They controlled everything. There's a great story with Hunter S. Thompson, and Ed Muskie's running for president, and Hunter S. Thompson makes this crazy rumor about how he's addicted to ibogaine, and he has a Brazilian witch doctor comes in and treats him. And this guy literally cracks on the campaign trail because Hunter S. Thompson said this made up this crazy story about him. And this guy, you see him having nervous breakdowns on the campaign trail. Like, his subsequent speeches are all, like, nuts, and he falls off. Yeah, but he was, like a front runner at one point in time, or at least he was very competitive, and it just. Yeah, they killed him.
Cheryl Hines
Well, it's a power of words.
Joe Rogan
Yes.
Cheryl Hines
Which, by the way, you know, when Bobby decided to run and he came and I talk about this in my book, unscripted. But when he came on your podcast was a game changer. Right. Because everything that you're saying is true. And the press was going hard. They still do. They were going hard at Bobby. Like, he's this, he's that. Here's what he thinks, here's what he represents. And then he came on your podcast and you guys had a conversation.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Cheryl Hines
And, you know, you're curious and you're a great listener, and you're not judgmental, and people heard what Bobby had to say, and it changed everything for him.
Joe Rogan
Well, I think it helped also that I knew who he was. I read his book, and I had also had negative opinions of him before I actually read what he said. DraftKings sportsbook, the number one sportsbook for live betting, is the place for all the NBA action. And right now, there's an offer to make every game matter more. For a limited time, new customers can bet just $10, and DraftKings give you $50 instantly in bonus bets. No waiting, no extra steps, just instant bonus action to make every shot, rebound, and assist mean more. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use promo code ROGAN to get $50 in bonus bets instantly when you bet $10. That's promo code ROGAN in partnership with DraftKings Sportsbook. The crown is yours. Visit opgr.org or call 1-877-MY-TAIN to talk, text or chat about your own or someone else' resources are free. Must be 21 and over in Oregon to place wagers. Eligibility restrictions apply. Bonus bets expire seven days after issuance. For additional terms and responsible gaming resources, see sportsbook.draftkings.com promos this episode is brought to you by Squarespace, the all in one website platform that helps you stand out online. And I can say that because my website is powered by Squarespace. Jorogan.com is a Squarespace website. Squarespace makes it easy to secure the best name for your business and they provide privacy and security tools to ensure your domain remains protected. Head to squarespace.com rogan for a free trial and when you are ready to launch, use the offer code ROGAN to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.
Cheryl Hines
Interesting.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. No.
Cheryl Hines
What were your opinions before the so before the pandemic.
Joe Rogan
Before the pandemic, I was firmly on the side of science. I was much more of a left wing leaning person. I just assume these people running using universities, these academics, whatever they said was accurate. Everybody else was a fool and they believed in snake oil and witchcraft. Right? This is what I thought. And then during the pandemic I was like, okay, these experts are clearly lying. I know they're lying because they're literally lying about me. Right?
Cheryl Hines
Which was crazy. So when you're in it and you know who you are and you know how you're feeling and what your body is doing and other people, news outlets are saying that's not true. It's gotta feel so weird.
Joe Rogan
Well, it felt really weird because they weren't addressing the fact that it was healthy. That was crazy. So you're talking about this massive pandemic and you've got this guy in his 50s. You know, I'm supposed to be a vulnerable person and I'm in my 50s and I got over it in a couple of days and I'm telling everybody how I did it and they're saying that I'm some quack who's taking veterinary medicine.
Cheryl Hines
Right?
Joe Rogan
Which is just a flat out lie. But it was weird. Yeah, it was weird to watch. It didn't like, it didn't give me anxiety. It made me laugh a lot. I laughed a lot because fortunately during this entire time period I was doing stand up and hanging out with comedians. We all thought it was so funny. Like, bro, CNN is So full of shit. This is crazy. I never would have believed it.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah. And you have this outlet, and you were able to talk about it and tell people. So it's like they weren't picking.
Joe Rogan
They thought they were picking on me because they thought they were the bully. But during the. The whole exchange, they went, oh, my God, this thing's way bigger than we thought it was.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
So my show was, like, 10 times more listeners and viewers than their show. Which is crazy, because all I can do is come on here and go, are you fucking out of you? Do I need to sue you people? You guys are cracked.
Cheryl Hines
It is crazy.
Joe Rogan
It's crazy.
Cheryl Hines
So, yeah. So you saw things firsthand that you hadn't experienced before.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. And then when I read Bobby's book, one of the things that I knew about Bobby before.
Cheryl Hines
Fauci book, or.
Joe Rogan
Yes, the Real Anthony Fauci, which was just. I. I would read it. I would listen to it on audio tape in the sauna. So I'm sitting there cooking at 196 degrees. Or. You're already kind of freaking out.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
You can only stay in there so long before you die.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
You know, that's the whole key of the sauna. Like, you get it way before you're gonna die. That's when you get out. But if you stayed in there for a few hours, you're a dead man. And so I'm kind of freaking out already. And I'm like, this is the nuttiest story of one guy and his cohorts who have been doing this kind of shit. The same shit they were doing during the pandemic, suppressing other medication, promoting something that they had that they were gonna make a massive profit off of. Gaslighting people, lying about the data, lying about. This is the thing they did during the AIDS crisis.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Cheryl Hines
And they're footnote after footnote, reference after reference, exactly saying, this is here'. Here's that. I'm not making this up.
Joe Rogan
No lawsuits. No one's tried to sue him. This is one thing I keep bringing up. If that was lies, people would have. They would document how it's not true. They would show the actual paperwork. They'd show the actual data. This is how it's not. No, it's all true. Which is you go, well, how do I not know this? And what kind of irresponsible journalism do we have in this country where this has happened? And it takes this one guy to publish this book before people start talking about it?
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
I also knew his work as an Environmental attorney, I think that was, that's a very important thing for people to realize. Like what he did was essentially help clean up the East River. And if it wasn't for him and his work, that would still be probably a polluted shithole. Unless somebody else came along and stopped these corporations from polluting the river and then forced them to clean it up.
Cheryl Hines
Right, that's it. And by the way, you know when people talk about Bobby and they want to paint him as somebody who is trying to hurt people or kill people or whatever that sounds like or looks like when you look at his career and who he is and what he's accomplished. Yeah, he spent a lot of time suing huge corporations because they're polluting waterways, because it's hurting people, killing people, giving people cancer. So why would he spend all of his life fighting for people, fighting for individuals, you know, and then suddenly change and want to really hurt a lot of people? It just doesn't track. It doesn't make sense at all.
Joe Rogan
Well, the whole thing came about because of vaccines and his questioning of the vaccine narrative, which is now way more mainstream. Because I, like many people said the scientists must be correct, everybody else is a kook. You gotta get your vaccines, gotta do what have to do. But I was also pretty aware of, I had a friend who had a child that they vaccinated him and when they vaccinated him, he stopped responding and he never responded again. He became non verbal autistic for his whole life and he firmly believed it was because of the child's reaction to the vaccines. That's a taboo to bring up. When you bring that up, people immediately back off, they get scared, they get nervous. I firmly believe that when you have this sort of a visceral reaction to any sort of a subject like that, without a rational examining of what is objective truth, when you have that visceral reaction, something's happened, you've been co opted, there's a thought in your head that you can't question this or you'll be ostracized, you'll be cast out of the crew, the tribe, you're out. And that's what everyone's afraid of.
Cheryl Hines
That is because that is what happens. Exactly as we've seen. But, but to that point, you know, as a mother, it's so frustrating to hear parents say, this is my experience, the experience I had with my own child and with this child. Every day after the vaccine there was a change. This is my experience. And for people to get mad at them for even like you're saying, talking about it. They're not allowed to talk about the experience they had or ask why it happened or, you know, let people talk to each other to see if they have shared experiences that can lead us to something better.
Joe Rogan
Right.
Cheryl Hines
It's crazy.
Joe Rogan
It's crazy and it shouldn't be. It shouldn't be accepted. We shouldn't communicate like that. It's not smart. It's. We've been lied to so many times. I mean, why would you just assume that that stopped, that that has ended? You know, if you just go back and think about all the different things that both the government and, of course, pharmaceutical drug companies have lied about or at least been wrong about, the amount of drugs that they had to pull, it's substantial.
Cheryl Hines
It's a giant chunk. Well, that's the question. So we understand and accept that there have been drugs out there that everybody thought were good, were helpful. And then 10 years later, 20 years later, the companies, scientists, whomever, realize, oh, actually, they're doing more harm than cancer.
Joe Rogan
What about thalidomide, like what it did with birth defects in children? It's crazy. They used to prescribe that to mothers.
Cheryl Hines
Well, it's even like getting X rayed. Yeah, they used to have mothers, you know, that were pregnant, X rayed to see how the baby was doing for a long time.
Joe Rogan
It'd be cool if it gave the baby superpowers, but it never does. It only happens in the science.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah, that never works out on the.
Joe Rogan
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Cheryl Hines
Yeah. Yeah, it's intense.
Joe Rogan
Do you ever see those images of what happened to the women that used to work in those X ray offices? So every day they used to have to turn on the X ray machine and they would X ray their hand to make sure that it would work. And they all got, like, hand cancer. Oh, it's horrible. It's weird because they have one hand that looks normal and one hand that looks like a wicked witch hand.
Cheryl Hines
Right.
Joe Rogan
So see if you can find some of those. It's very strict because we didn't know any better.
Cheryl Hines
Right? Because we didn't. Nobody was out to kill anybody, to murder, to do harm, but it was doing harm. So let's take a step back, readjust, and do something different.
Joe Rogan
Well, the extreme amount of money that pharmaceutical drug companies have put into making sure that they're in control of the narrative, or at least they're influencing the narrative. It's like, this is this lady.
Cheryl Hines
Wow.
Joe Rogan
Isn't that crazy? Isn't that crazy?
Cheryl Hines
That's crazy.
Joe Rogan
And that's just from X raying your hand. So they would use it to calibrate the machine every day. Oh, my God. Test their hand first. That lady cooked her hand. Isn't that awful? Oh, it's so spooky.
Cheryl Hines
That's really crazy.
Joe Rogan
Yikes.
Cheryl Hines
What are they? You're not gonna have the answer to this, but I might. What are the. What are the things, you know, that we have to go through in the airport?
Joe Rogan
Oh, yeah, that's radio. Yeah, that's like a radio frequency, right? What is that? Pull that up. I do not think that that's dangerous. But look, there's a lot of people that think WI fi is dangerous. There's a lot of people that think that 5G is dangerous. They think that EMF from even electric cars is dangerous. There's people telling you you shouldn't have earbuds in your ears. You know, you should only listen with a cord or speaker if you can.
Cheryl Hines
Right?
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Cheryl Hines
Well, it makes sense. You've got things going directly into your head, to your brain.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. It's probably not the best thing for you, but, I mean, it's like, how many people are wearing AirPods and how little damage is it actually doing? That's the question is, like, how was the real issue? Most TSA body scanners us use millimeter wave radio waves. Okay? So not X rays. And do not Add to your ionizing radiation exposure. So. So it's not X ray based. Right. It's radio wave. But is it. What is it? Is it dangerous? How does the dose compare to a flight. What is that? X ray scanners. That's just scanners. Is there any damage? Just look at.
Cheryl Hines
Find faith that this is okay.
Joe Rogan
Follow up, millimeter wave scanner radiation. Is it dangerous? Is there any dangerous aspects of it? Health and radiation protection agencies note that doses from older backscatter X ray scanners were extremely low. Yeah, whatever. Meanwhile, they fucking don't go anywhere near it when they turn it on. Right. When you go to the dentist office, they hide behind a wall.
Cheryl Hines
They go into the other room and.
Joe Rogan
You'Re like, they're in a fucking.
Cheryl Hines
Right next to my head.
Joe Rogan
And they make you wear like a lead vest over your. Your body.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah, it's intense.
Joe Rogan
I mean, do they still do that?
Cheryl Hines
Yes.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Cheryl Hines
Yes.
Joe Rogan
I haven't gotten one of those with the lead vest in a while.
Cheryl Hines
No. And they. You're right. They go into the other room and they're like, don't move. You're just sitting there with a.
Joe Rogan
You know, if there's anything anyone should have. About these body scanners. Let's see.
Cheryl Hines
I mean, I don't want to. I'm not causing any outrage here. I'm just curious.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, it's true.
Cheryl Hines
I was just flying.
Joe Rogan
The TSA ones are dangerous.
Cheryl Hines
Okay.
Joe Rogan
Major health agencies did not see any proven health risk at the levels used, but people still raise a few practical concerns. So millimeter wave scanners use low power, non ionizing radio waves. And studies and reviews have not found harmful effects at the power levels used in airport screening. Sensitive groups analysis that modeled risk for children, pregnant people. What? Why does it say pregnant people? Which kind of people can get pregnant, do you think? Hey, AI, hey, super genius. You think maybe it's women? You and frequent flyers still found that low added risk from back scatter scanners. Far below routine medical X rays. Or even the radiation from flying itself. Well, that. That is a thing too.
Cheryl Hines
All right.
Joe Rogan
Radiation in the plane, flying, when you're flying.
Cheryl Hines
I mean, there's so many things. Isn't it just.
Joe Rogan
Why do you. Let's Google that.
Cheryl Hines
We're all going down.
Joe Rogan
Put that into perplexity, please. What is. Why is flying. Why. Why does that give you radiation? Is it because you're closer to the sun? Like, what is it? You're less protection? Yes. Yeah. Is that what it is? Yes. Is that all it is? Yeah, mostly. I mean, you're up high yeah, there's not a lot of stuff to diffuse less air. Right. Something I saw someone bring up recently too. Having those screens right behind your head. Because there's one. Oh yeah. Oh, that's got to be bad for you.
Cheryl Hines
Well, WI fi on the plane, it's like just bouncing around.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, well, they used to be able.
Cheryl Hines
To smoke, which is crazy. I was just. The plane that I was on had the no smoking sign and it never.
Joe Rogan
I would feel super uncomfortable getting on that plane.
Cheryl Hines
It's not a good feeling when you're like, okay, how old is this fucking plane?
Joe Rogan
They used to have little ashtrays. Remember those?
Cheryl Hines
Yes.
Joe Rogan
In the seats.
Cheryl Hines
And that's really crazy.
Joe Rogan
And typical commercial flight, you get a small dose of extra cosmic radiation on the order of what you expect from a medical X ray spread out over several hours. Whoa. So every time you fly it's like getting X rayed. That's kind of crazy. What happens to pilots? Okay, yeah, that's a good question. Put this in.
Cheryl Hines
That's a good question.
Joe Rogan
Do pilots have any health risks from radiation exposure while flying?
Cheryl Hines
Yeah, that's a good question because I.
Joe Rogan
Would imagine if you're flying all the.
Cheryl Hines
Time, they're the ones that would.
Joe Rogan
It's like getting an X ray every day.
Cheryl Hines
That's. I mean, everything is killing us. Right. That's why I came on. I wanted to hear what's going to kill us first. There's so many things.
Joe Rogan
Yes.
Cheryl Hines
This is going to be a.
Joe Rogan
Like a. I don't think everything.
Cheryl Hines
Meteorite that's going to hit us first.
Joe Rogan
Okay. But there's a lot of stuff keeping us alive longer now too. Pilots and other air crew do get more radiation than typical travelers, but whether that causes health problems still being studied. And any added risk appears modest on a personal level. Like they would be the ones that you would be able to study from the best. Whether or not flying and flight attendants. Whether or not flying is actually bad for us.
Cheryl Hines
Well, we haven't heard anything yet.
Joe Rogan
No.
Cheryl Hines
So that's good news.
Joe Rogan
You would imagine that somebody would have said that a long time. Many studies find pilots and flight attendants have higher rates of some cancers. Uh oh. Especially melanoma and other skin cancers and in some studies, breast cancer. However, reviews say it's not clear how much of it is from cosmic radiation versus other factors such as disrupted sleep. That's true. Like UV exposure during off time and lifestyle. Firm causal link to flight radiation alone has not been established. That does make sense with the disrupted sleep because I talked to a pilot once who did like a lot of late night flights and it's like your, your whole body is just so wrecked. Like, people who do the night shift, like. Yeah, that can't be good for you. Your circadian rhythm's all up. You're sleeping during the night.
Cheryl Hines
Can you adjust, though? Can't you adjust?
Joe Rogan
If you can, but if you're the guy who gets the night shift every night, you know, you're working at a factory and you, you punch in at like 8:00pm yeah. Like, you're not. That's just your life, man. That's how you live.
Cheryl Hines
That's like shooting a film and you do like three or four night shoots. Someone snaps.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Cheryl Hines
There's always one person that just like, can't handle it. Freaking crazy. Oh, no. Chad just went. We just lost Chad. I don't know what happened to him, but he freaked out.
Joe Rogan
Some people when they can't sleep, they become big babies.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah. Very emotional. Very emotional.
Joe Rogan
Well, there's a thing. There's an indulgence on sets too, from actors. It's like there's a kind of a lack of appreciation sometimes of. Because you just get accustomed to it, of how fortunate you are to be able to do what you do.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
You know, very few people get to be an actor in a movie.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
And you're spazzing out because you didn't get enough sleep.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah. And meanwhile, the crew really didn't get enough sleep.
Joe Rogan
They didn't get enough sleep either.
Cheryl Hines
They're working two hours before you and two hours after.
Joe Rogan
But if they spaz out, they'll get fired.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah. Immediately.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. That's the difference. Like, it's not an equality thing. So these people, they're aware, they're like royalty walking around this film set. You know, it's kind of odd.
Cheryl Hines
Well, it is odd. And at the same time, it's, it's, it's a very unique experience. Right. Because this person has to be on camera and every inch of their face is, you know, gonna be 6ft tall in a movie theater. And so everybody's just making sure that person is doing okay and they look okay and they feel okay. Because if they don't, then they don't. You don't have anything. You don't have anything to shoot. So everybody is just like, are you okay? Are you feeling okay? Are you hydrated? Do you need water? Do you need a piece of turkey?
Joe Rogan
Well, the results of that, like, psychologically, over a prolonged period of time, people usually get really weird.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah. Agree.
Joe Rogan
That's their normal experience. Is everybody's treating them like, can I take care of your hair?
Cheryl Hines
Can I do your lips?
Joe Rogan
Brush your shoulders?
Cheryl Hines
It's true.
Joe Rogan
It's kooky.
Cheryl Hines
It's kooky. And that's why, you know, people that start early, especially that have success early.
Joe Rogan
Oh yeah.
Cheryl Hines
It's not. It's not good. It's not a good way to kick off your life. It's like, this is not normal. If you think this is normal, you're gonna be real sad in a few years.
Joe Rogan
Cause and I don't think you can recover from a bad developmental period that way.
Cheryl Hines
That's hard.
Joe Rogan
It's different. It's different than anything else. Like you could have a bad childhood and it'll make you more resilient, but a bad childhood in front of the whole world and you've never had to really work and you've never had to really struggle. And you've been famous since you were young. So your interactions with people from the time you were young is people loving you for your work, which is not good for kids.
Cheryl Hines
No, it's not. And the way you look, that's a big part of it, which is hard. It's not just your work, like what we're talking about. You have to look good while you're doing it. That's part of the job.
Joe Rogan
Especially as a woman, that's a big factor. But I always liken it to like concrete. Like if you make concrete incorrectly. So like if you decide to mix it but you don't add enough water or you don't. It's only. You can add water later once it's solid. It's like, that's what it is. It's gonna be lumpy, it's just gonna be sucky, weak ass concrete. That's gonna break.
Cheryl Hines
Wait, when did you get. What was your first break? Was it news radio?
Joe Rogan
Yeah. Well, I was on another show before news radio. It was a sitcom that was on Fox. That's what I actually moved out to LA for. And if. If that show got canceled and if I didn't have a lease on an apartment, I would have went back to New York. I hated it.
Cheryl Hines
Why did you hate it?
Joe Rogan
Well, I didn't like the whole scene. It felt I was used to fight gyms, pool halls and comedy clubs. Those are the people I was used to. They're the funniest, like most brash, blunt people. And everybody's cracking on everybody. And it's like, it's jolly. Those are jolly places for the most part. And then I went from there to this weird world of groupthink and seeing people read the Hollywood Reporter every day and get really upset.
Cheryl Hines
Yes.
Joe Rogan
And I would keep telling them, like, that's the devil's rag. Like, why are you reading that? Like, don't read that.
Cheryl Hines
Right. Because they're just mad that they didn't get the role or they didn't get the. The film or whatever. It is odd, but yes, that it's kooky.
Joe Rogan
And it's also the group think thing. It's like I saw it, like, right away. Like, if a film was really good, if everybody decided it was really good, you had to say it was really good. You couldn't say, I fucking hated that movie.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Like, there was this Jack Nicholson movie where he played this asshole, and I think it was Helen Hunt.
Cheryl Hines
As good as it gets.
Joe Rogan
Yes, that one. And I was like, jesus Christ. Like, why? The whole idea was that he was a fucked up dude because he was on some sort of a medication, and that medication made him racist. Like, it didn't make any sense. The whole thing was nuts. And I remember everybody saying, what an amazing movie. I'm like, God, I felt bad for her. Like, get the fuck out of that relationship. Find someone who's nice to you. This is crazy. Yeah, this is crazy.
Cheryl Hines
Racist.
Joe Rogan
It didn't make any sense. And I remember arguing with people on a set about it and they were all like, oh, I thought it was an amazing film. They had to say it. It was Jack Nichol. It was amazing movie. I was like, right, that movie's depressing, man. Like, that was all that poor lady had.
Cheryl Hines
She.
Joe Rogan
This. This old asshole was like.
Cheryl Hines
It was like the movie Precious.
Joe Rogan
I didn't see that. Yeah, I heard that was.
Cheryl Hines
It's just. You're just watching and you're like, well, nothing else bad could happen.
Joe Rogan
And then it's another thing happens.
Cheryl Hines
No, it just gets worse. And by the end of it, you're just. You're just. Just feeling like, why are we alive?
Joe Rogan
I don't like those kind of movies. I don't want to feel depressed in a movie. No.
Cheryl Hines
Okay, so then you got.
Joe Rogan
Then news radio.
Cheryl Hines
News radio.
Joe Rogan
So I stayed in LA just because I had a lease. That was it. I'm not kidding. I was so ready to go.
Cheryl Hines
You were not gonna break that lease.
Joe Rogan
I was trying to say I didn't have the money. I was like, okay, I have some money. Cause I did the sitcom for six episodes. So I had some money. So I was like, how much money would it cost me to just fucking pay this lease?
Cheryl Hines
Off a lot.
Joe Rogan
And I was like, I just stay here. And then I got another development deal. I got a development deal with NBC. And they had this PI. Before I did the show. They said, we have this show that we have a pilot for, but we're gonna fire this one person on the pilot. And would you. You come in and read for it.
Cheryl Hines
Did you know. Did you know who was being fired?
Joe Rogan
Yeah. Well, it was actually a friend of mine.
Cheryl Hines
Did you know at the time?
Joe Rogan
Well, he got replaced.
Cheryl Hines
It's hard to replace him.
Joe Rogan
It was Ray Romano, who's a good friend of mine.
Cheryl Hines
He's a friend of mine.
Joe Rogan
He's awesome. And I had worked with Ray, like, multiple times in New York, but Ray got fired, and then they replaced him with another guy who was in the pilot. And then they decided to fire that guy. So I was like, okay, well, at least I'm not taking Ray's job.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah, that's.
Joe Rogan
But then Ray went on to do Everybody Loves Raymond.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah, he did okay.
Joe Rogan
Him getting fired was the best thing that ever happened to him. So then I go in and they let me watch the pilot. It was already made. And so I got to see. It's Phil Hartman and Dave Foley and Candy Alexander and Maura Tierney and Andy Dick and Steven Root. I'm like, holy shit.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Like, I can be on this show. This show is amazing. So we did that. Then I did Fear Factor.
Cheryl Hines
Well, how long was news radio?
Joe Rogan
Five years.
Cheryl Hines
Wow.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, but it really wasn't popular. It was only popular on reruns once.
Cheryl Hines
It really.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, once it got into syndication. Because we moved around, like, over the course of five years. We moved nine times, I believe when.
Cheryl Hines
You were doing newsradio. That's right. I don't know what years it was.
Joe Rogan
94 to 99.
Cheryl Hines
Okay. So I got Curb youb Enthusiasm in 99. So before that, I was working for Robin Michelle Reiner as a personal assistant. And I was also doing, like, catering at night sometimes just to make ends meet. And one of my jobs when. And I never knew what the job would be. You know, they'd say, show up here at whatever, five o'. Clock. One of my jobs one time was news radio. There was a little green room where, you know, agents and people, vip, and I was in charge of, like, making sure that the food on the table looked good.
Joe Rogan
That's hilarious.
Cheryl Hines
I just stood there for hours. I think Phil Hartman came in and was like, hey, I didn't know him at the time. I'd met him. And he said, oh, who are you here to see. I said, oh, I'm just in charge of this table. But that was my big job for the night.
Joe Rogan
My friend Joey Diaz, who is at that time, he had just recently gotten out of jail. He came to visit me on the set and he realized that the good food was all in the VIP green room. So. And he back. He's like, he's. He got overweight for a while, but back then he wasn't. Back then he just looked like a big football player. He's like a big scary looking Cuban guy. And he was in there eating a shrimp cocktail. And they were like, who is the scary guy that's eating and is he supposed to be in here? They all like, freaked out because Joey went into like the super secret room. And I was wondering, I wonder if he went in there when you were in there.
Cheryl Hines
Oh, could you imagine if I was like, excuse me, sir, you can only have six shrimp. I have to watch the table.
Joe Rogan
Well, he wasn't supposed to be in there. He just went in. He was just my friend hanging out. He just went in there. He's like, this is where the good food is. And he went in there and started chowing down. They were all freaking out. It was very funny. It was very funny.
Cheryl Hines
But did you like LA any better when you were doing news radio?
Joe Rogan
I always wanted to leave. I always felt like it was radioactive. I always felt like there's a part of this. Look, the weather's great. The Comedy Store was amazing. It was great to have that place. But there's too many people. When there's that many people, I think you devalue people. I don't think people are worthwhile to you. I think people are way better off living in a small town or a small city. I think it's healthier community. Yeah.
Cheryl Hines
I just.
Joe Rogan
I just think when people become a. When you get on the highway and you see millions of people, like, and you see like the 405 at like.
Cheryl Hines
4Pm it's like 10 lanes, just bumper to bumper in both directions.
Joe Rogan
And everybody thinks that everybody else is annoying because you're in your way.
Cheryl Hines
Everybody on the road. Yeah.
Joe Rogan
I thought you'd be in general, like, you're not going anywhere and someone decides to get in front of you like this. God, it's true. Everybody gets crazy.
Cheryl Hines
It is true.
Joe Rogan
Not healthy.
Cheryl Hines
No.
Joe Rogan
I felt like that wasn't healthy. And I really hated the whole mentality behind the groupthink that was a part of Hollywood because everybody's trying to get cast in something in order to get cast in something, you have to be. You have to ingratiate yourself with the producers and the casting directors. Everybody has to like you. So you have to have the same opinions as they do.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
And if you don't, you have to fake it. I was like, this is gross. This is gross. The way they behave is gross. The casting people would treat you was gross. I didn't like it at all.
Cheryl Hines
What, you mean just going in and auditioning? No, it was hard.
Joe Rogan
Well, there was a lot of it where there was, like, this arrogance. This. Like, this. Like, they're giving you this chance, so they're, like, really arrogant. I was like, hey, I don't even care about this.
Cheryl Hines
Like, that's why you got the part.
Joe Rogan
That's why I got Fear Factor, because I was the only one who made fun of it.
Cheryl Hines
And did you. You never had to do. You never had to, like, eat the spiders.
Joe Rogan
I ate a bunch of stuff. I ate some spiders. Yeah. I ate a Iraqi cave spider. I ate a mammoth NASCAR hissing cockroach. I ate a tomato hornworm. I ate a sheep's eyeball. I ate a bunch of stuff because I ate it just to show the people that you could eat it. Ew.
Cheryl Hines
Did you ever throw up after?
Joe Rogan
No, I only threw up once at home. I was.
Cheryl Hines
You, like, waited until you got home.
Joe Rogan
Villa was really good editing. They did a great job. And there was this girl that was. She was. She had a.
Cheryl Hines
It sound like Bobby. Bobby has never thrown up. It's just. He doesn't. So he will eat anything and do anything.
Joe Rogan
Well, I've definitely thrown up, but this time it was. This lady was eating worms, and she had to swallow the worms, and she couldn't. So she spit them up into the glass. And then she could keep going if she could re. Drink what was in the glass that she already spit up. And so she did it. I went. I just ran into the kitchen and threw up in the sink. And I was like, how. And I kept thinking, how odd. Like, what a great job they did with the editing and the music that it got me so wrapped up in. Even though I was at home, I was, like, five feet away from that lady while she was doing that. And I didn't throw up.
Cheryl Hines
And it didn't bother you?
Joe Rogan
It bothered me. But I was trying to help her. I was trying to get her. Talk her through it.
Cheryl Hines
That's why you were so good on it, because you were never making fun of people. You were never.
Joe Rogan
Well, I definitely made fun of people.
Cheryl Hines
Well, but not in a. You're so crazy to be on this show and why are you crying? You're the one that wanted to come on. You were very.
Joe Rogan
I wanted to help them try. I wanted to help them at the very least do their best. And there was a lot that I said, look, I know this sounds crazy, but if you just forced yourself to chew this and swallow it, you could do it. You gotta just take your mind out of this place. It's not that bad. And sometimes I would eat things just to show them.
Cheryl Hines
Ew.
Joe Rogan
Like I ate a roach just to show them. I'll eat this if you do. No, I'm just gonna eat this roach. It's not that big a deal.
Cheryl Hines
Ew. Did you chew it? Yes.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, you have to. You can't swallow it. It'll be.
Cheryl Hines
Do you remember what it tasted like?
Joe Rogan
Not much. Yeah, they don't. Yeah, I know it's. But it's in your head. It was crunchy, real crunchy. But the actual taste itself was not bad. I mean, it wasn't good. It wasn't like. I look forward to roaches.
Cheryl Hines
And what about rats? Did you do a lot of rat work?
Joe Rogan
We did work with rats where people had to, like, lie in a thing in a coffin.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Covered them with rats and the rats would be. Nibble on them. Yeah, that's not good. But they were pet rats. I mean, they were fed a healthy diet. They were. They were like raised rats. They weren't like dangerous street rats that have been eating each other.
Cheryl Hines
Did anything. I mean, you probably can't talk about it, but did anything ever go horribly, horribly wrong?
Joe Rogan
No.
Cheryl Hines
Really?
Joe Rogan
No. We got lucky, though. It's just luck. I really believe that because we made them ride bulls once.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah. And you can't control a bull.
Joe Rogan
I told the people, don't do it. When all the contestants. I said, I wouldn't do this. I'll tell you right now, I don't think you should do it because it's not worth it. I go. The kind of catastrophic injury that you get from a bull stomping on your face, it's like you don't come back from that. Okay. You have to understand there'0% possibility that this bull will stomp you or kick you while you're in the air being launched off its body and get kicked in the face. Like that's possible. Don't do it. I wouldn't do it.
Cheryl Hines
Some people would back out. Right.
Joe Rogan
They all did it.
Cheryl Hines
They all did it.
Joe Rogan
They all did it. I think appreciate that they got from the bull.
Cheryl Hines
How do you I mean, they got.
Joe Rogan
They flew. This one lady weighed like 98 pounds and she got. She got bucked and she went flying and landed right on her back and was like knocked out. Yeah, it was horrible. I would have never done that. I mean. And look, I've had bull riders on the podcast before. I. You know, I've talked to multiple. We had bull riders on Fear Factor.
Cheryl Hines
Doesn't it. This is. You might know.
Joe Rogan
Is that you? Yeah, did you see it? What a cute ringtone. Hey, put him on speakerphone.
Cheryl Hines
Seriously?
Joe Rogan
Yeah, why not?
Cheryl Hines
Honey, you're on speaker. I'm here with Joe.
Joe Rogan
We're on the podcast. You're on the podcast, so don't swear.
Cheryl Hines
Hello? Can you hear me? Honey, you're on. I'm. We're talking to Joe right now at your live.
Joe Rogan
Well, thanks. Hey, Joe, I'm looking forward to seeing you in a couple of weeks. Yeah, I'm looking forward to seeing you too. You probably shouldn't have told people that because then they start attacking you.
Cheryl Hines
Is there anything you need to tell me or.
Joe Rogan
I was just gonna ask you to be nice to my wife. Why didn't you call me?
Cheryl Hines
I'm in tears over here. Honey, it's really. It's going.
Joe Rogan
All right, well, bring me back some of that alpha. Alpha brain. Yeah, will do.
Cheryl Hines
Okay, baby, I love you.
Joe Rogan
Take care. Bye, Bobby. Love you too. That's hilarious. What was the. What were you showing me? That Mexican OT did bull stuff? No, Mexican od. Did it. Got up. No, I mean, he got up and ran away. Oh.
Cheryl Hines
Oh my God.
Joe Rogan
This is a guest that was on my podcast. He's awesome. He's a brilliant rapper. Oh my goodness, dude. Oh my goodness, dude.
Cheryl Hines
That's so terrible.
Joe Rogan
Oh my goodness, dude, don't do that no more.
Cheryl Hines
I mean, can I ask a question to. To the men. I mean, do you wear special equipment down there when you.
Joe Rogan
Yes, I assume they do. They might not while they're doing that, because I saw one guy get a horn right up his butt. Yeah, but there's no special equipment that's gonna protect you there.
Cheryl Hines
But what about you?
Joe Rogan
Your. Yeah, you should wear a cup. For sure.
Cheryl Hines
You should wear something.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, yeah.
Cheryl Hines
Cuz that's. Doesn't seem like that's healthy dope.
Joe Rogan
Definitely not healthy.
Cheryl Hines
I don't think there's anything healthy about it, right?
Joe Rogan
No, definitely not healthy.
Cheryl Hines
I mean, it's just like a lot of pressure on your.
Joe Rogan
Oh, yeah.
Cheryl Hines
Balls.
Joe Rogan
For sure. Yeah. Yeah.
Cheryl Hines
Have you ever done it?
Joe Rogan
What? Bull riding? Yeah. No, no. I told you I would Never do that.
Cheryl Hines
I thought you were just telling the other people not to do it.
Joe Rogan
Oh, no, I would. No, no, no, no. I. I have a healthy respect for animals.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Especially big ones. I think people get super delusional. We also get super delusional when we compare size. Like, if you say, oh, a monkey smaller than me, that thing will fucking kill you.
Cheryl Hines
I know. It'll pick your eyes out, right?
Joe Rogan
Oh, they'll rip your face apart. Yeah. There's a crazy video of this guy in India who's sitting down and he lets this monkey, like, sit on his lap. And he's like being all calm with the monkey and then the monkey just decides to tear a giant chunk off his scalp. And the way it does it, it just bit and just yanks like a football sized piece of meat off this guy's head. And you're like.
Cheryl Hines
And there's no stopping it. There's no stopping it once it starts happening.
Joe Rogan
You don't know how strong they are. Like, imagine being so strong you could just rip someone's skin clean off their head. And this is like a little thing. Little £30.
Cheryl Hines
It looks adorable.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. And he thought he was being cute. It's like, I'm going to be peaceful. I won't play it. I don't know if she wants to.
Cheryl Hines
Oh, yeah. No, I can't watch it.
Joe Rogan
But you want to watch it.
Cheryl Hines
No, I don't. Do you want. You can watch it. Yeah, I'll look away.
Joe Rogan
So he lets this thing on his lap and then it just decides to bite his head. Look at it real quick.
Cheryl Hines
Oh, my gosh.
Joe Rogan
He's missing a giant chunk off his head.
Cheryl Hines
Oh, my God.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. So he's scarred for life. He's, you know, it was a dumb decision. You let that thing dominate you. He didn't understand what he was doing.
Cheryl Hines
No.
Joe Rogan
He let that thing get on top of him. The thing just decided for no reason to just bite his head.
Cheryl Hines
Now we used to have a pet emu.
Joe Rogan
Ooh. They're the dumbest birds, by the way.
Cheryl Hines
They are so dumb. Their heads are tiny, so their brain must be. And the rest of them is big. So you just had this emu, like coming at you every day. Wow. It wasn't relaxing. I used to. It got to the point where I had to walk. I had to walk outside with a shovel.
Joe Rogan
Just to protect yourself from the emu. That's crazy. I have a friend who has ostrich. This. Ostriches.
Cheryl Hines
Are they nicer? I wonder if they're nicer.
Joe Rogan
He says the Same thing. He hates them. He has this big ranch in Texas and he got ostriches. He's like, dude, I hate these things. Look at that face.
Cheryl Hines
No, it's terrible. They're mean.
Joe Rogan
And, you know, they tried to bite us on Fear Factor, too. We had an episode where they had to drink a whole ostrich egg, a raw ostrich egg. But the ost. We had ostriches in the background. They started just fucking with people, like, biting their heads.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah, but the pecku.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. You know what else is dumb? This lady was a falconer. That's what they're called, right?
Cheryl Hines
Falconer.
Joe Rogan
Falconer. When they train.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah. That's Bobby. Bobby wrote the book. Yes.
Joe Rogan
Oh. So this lady, she had a golden eagle. She had a couple of falcons are the most fascinating. But then she had an owl, and she's like, owl is. There's first of all, one misconception is that owls are smart. She goes, they are so dumb. They're the dumbest birds next to emus. Only emus are dumber than owls.
Cheryl Hines
I didn't know that.
Joe Rogan
I was like, really? That's cool. Why? Like, why do we have this, you.
Cheryl Hines
Know, idea that they're.
Joe Rogan
Give a hoot, don't pollute. Remember?
Cheryl Hines
They're very wise.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Cheryl Hines
Why do we think they're wise?
Joe Rogan
I mean, he's counting how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop, remember?
Cheryl Hines
Yes. But he could never get to it, so maybe we should have learned. Yeah, this guy's full of shit.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, he's full of shit. He's a fake.
Cheryl Hines
Professor, we've had some owls in our day with Bobby.
Joe Rogan
Oh, pets?
Cheryl Hines
Yeah. I mean, yeah. Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Is this Bobby? No, no, this is someone. I saw this going around the Internet. What is this? Is that his falcon? You can't see where it is. Whoa. That looks like an eagle. He sees it from way up. Is that an eagle or a hawk? What is that? Does it say? It doesn't say. I don't know if it said specifically. Again, it's another Facebook link. They had a golden eagle. The golden eagle is amazing. But it kept trying to land. We had a little campfire outside. It tried. Kept trying to land on the fire.
Cheryl Hines
That's weird.
Joe Rogan
Why is this bird so stupid? Stupid.
Cheryl Hines
That looks like a hawk.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, it looks like a hawk.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
So this lady had. She had hawks and falcons, and she's like, the problem with hawks is as soon as, like, you let them loose, they immediately find something to kill. She's like, they Just everything that's near them, they kill. She goes like this sucker kills birds. He kills squirrels. Like you let the owl go. The owl just like goes over there, come back to you. The eagle, the same thing. Not the hawks. The hawks. Like, it's time to kill.
Cheryl Hines
No, that's what they do. It's weird. Like I said, Bobby loves hawks and falcons, and he will. I went hawking with him once.
Joe Rogan
How do you do that?
Cheryl Hines
Well, you have these. They do it in twos. Like these two birds. And are they his birds? Yes.
Joe Rogan
So he's trained these birds.
Cheryl Hines
He's trained them. And the other.
Joe Rogan
That's kind of a crazy thing to be good at.
Cheryl Hines
It's a very crazy. But look. Even since he was young. But so it's pretty fascinating because you have to do it when. After the leaves have fallen from the trees and there are two birds that hunt together and they go up into the trees and then it's really beautiful at first for me. Cause it's.
Joe Rogan
Until the carnage.
Cheryl Hines
So they start going from tree to tree and they're communicating with each other. And they'll see, you know, bunny cute. Sweet. You see where this is going? And they see a bunny down there and they go. And they go. And one of them does something and then the other one swoops down and grabs it and they just tear it apart. And the next thing you know, it's just, you know, bunny guts. Yeah. So it's cute until then, but it's pretty fascinating to watch them do it.
Joe Rogan
There was some kind of a war in my backyard that was going on for a while. And I don't know what animal was doing it, but I found a bunch of beheaded hawks.
Cheryl Hines
Wow.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. I don't know what bird was killing the hawks, but they'll kill the hawk and rip its head off.
Cheryl Hines
Ask Bobby. He will know. Oh, I bet he will know.
Joe Rogan
I assume it was something bigger, but.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah, they're big already. It's hard to imagine what owls eat. Hawks, I'm really. But are they. They fast enough to get an owl as fast?
Joe Rogan
Owls are silent. And the. The thing about owls is there's a really interesting video that you could find where they take a bunch of different birds and they have them fly from point A to point B. And then they have a sound meter and the sound registers. Registers the decibels of their.
Cheryl Hines
What they mean owls.
Joe Rogan
It's almost completely silent. They're so silent. They're so sneaky. So there's a great black and white video of this owl in it's night vision. The camera. And you see this owl swooping up on a hawk's nest and snatches a hawk right out of the nest.
Cheryl Hines
Oh, my God. I wonder.
Joe Rogan
But it comes out of nowhere. Like, you see his eyes in the distance. Yeah. It's really weird.
Cheryl Hines
I don't think I've ever seen an owl in flight, but not that I really.
Joe Rogan
In real life, you mean?
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Oh, I did where I used to.
Cheryl Hines
Is it only at night?
Joe Rogan
Yes, I've only seen them fly at night, but where I live. One time I was driving home and there was this owl that was right on the side of the road. And as I was driving, he took off with a rabbit in his. In his talons. And then just decided he didn't want to carry this rabbit anymore and let it go. Like maybe it was dangerous because the rabbit was kind of big. And then the rabbit dropped in the middle of the road. So I pulled the car over and I got out and I look at this like, gutted rabbit and this owl who had just jacked this rabbit and then just decided that's so weird.
Cheryl Hines
That he. I'm assuming it was an aggressive male owl.
Joe Rogan
Might have been a female protecting a lot of them. Is that.
Cheryl Hines
I mean, I wonder if the rabbit was diseased or something.
Joe Rogan
No, it was food.
Cheryl Hines
No, but how. But that's.
Joe Rogan
The rabbits can't even hear it coming. That's the thing about owls. That's why they're such brilliant nocturnal hunters, is because. See if you can find that video of the. The birds, the different sounds between they. Like, there's a hawk, there's an eagle, and then the owl. No, it's like nothing. It just swoops in and snatches them. They eat a lot of cats too, by the way.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah, I didn't know that.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. A friend of mine found there was an owl nest and he found like six cat callers in the nest.
Cheryl Hines
Oh, I. I always just assumed it was coyotes.
Joe Rogan
It is a lot of coyotes, but it's also owls. Owls kill a lot of people's cats, that is. And they can fly with your cat. That. That's what's crazy. So watch to fly over a series of super sensitive microphones. So that's a pigeon. Super loud.
Cheryl Hines
Oh, jeez, Mo the hawk.
Joe Rogan
Pretty loud. Now watch the owl. It's Kenza's turn. Nothing. You don't hear anything. Isn't that crazy?
Cheryl Hines
You don't even hear the wings. Nope.
Joe Rogan
And those are super sensitive microphones. Yeah.
Cheryl Hines
Wow.
Joe Rogan
Now see if you can find the video of the Owl snatching the hawk out of the nest.
Cheryl Hines
That's so crazy. I didn't know this.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. Owls are super predators. Yeah. Yeah. They see so well at night and they have those big heads.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah. Then their heads can turn.
Joe Rogan
Crazy eyes. Yeah. Watch this. So, see those dots in the distance? That's them. Watch this snatch. The other hawk barely knows. What the hell happened.
Cheryl Hines
Oh, my snatch.
Joe Rogan
God. Yep. Just steals them right out of the nest. Owls are big, too.
Cheryl Hines
They seem to be work alone. They seem a little.
Joe Rogan
Yes.
Cheryl Hines
Like lonesome.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. Well, I mean, you can't fly a flock of owls, you know, but like.
Cheryl Hines
The hawks, when they hunt, they hunt together, you know, and they're communicating.
Joe Rogan
You have to make so much noise.
Cheryl Hines
That's true.
Joe Rogan
They got a clumsy approach with the owl. Sneaky.
Cheryl Hines
And how about the pigeons? They do not have a chance.
Joe Rogan
Not a chance. So loud.
Cheryl Hines
What do they eat?
Joe Rogan
That's a good question. That's a good question.
Cheryl Hines
Birds.
Joe Rogan
Here. I don't know what eats pigeons, though.
Cheryl Hines
What?
Joe Rogan
Rats. In New York City. There's a crazy video of a rat in New York City grabbing a pigeon and attacking it and eating it. Yeah. And dragging it away. You've never seen that?
Cheryl Hines
I like that. You think that's what I'm looking at online?
Joe Rogan
What are you looking at online? Fashion tips.
Cheryl Hines
It's not that.
Joe Rogan
If you want to live in a big city, that's the nature that you get. You get rats and pigeons.
Cheryl Hines
There are a lot of rats in.
Joe Rogan
D.C. rats kill pigeons all the time.
Cheryl Hines
Rats kill pigeons?
Joe Rogan
Yeah. If they catch them slipping, they're close enough where they can grab them.
Cheryl Hines
It's disgusting.
Joe Rogan
Oh, rats are disgusting. Have you ever watched that documentary on Netflix called Rats?
Cheryl Hines
No.
Joe Rogan
Whoa.
Cheryl Hines
I would never.
Joe Rogan
You should.
Cheryl Hines
No. God, no.
Joe Rogan
It's a game changer.
Cheryl Hines
No.
Joe Rogan
It's so nutty. When you find out that the biomass of rats in New York City is roughly equal to the biomass of people.
Cheryl Hines
Ew.
Joe Rogan
Meaning the weight of all the people in New York City is roughly equal to the weight of all the rats in New York City.
Cheryl Hines
That's gross. But you lived in New York.
Joe Rogan
Is that actually accurate? I think that's accurate. It might be the numbers might be the same number of people as there are rats.
Cheryl Hines
But you didn't have a problem when you lived there.
Joe Rogan
I didn't live there. I lived in New Rochelle, which was a suburb.
Cheryl Hines
That's a. Yeah, that's nice.
Joe Rogan
Westchester, kind of. I was a road comedian and I needed a parking spot. I couldn't. I couldn't afford to park in New York City. It's like. It's too hard.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah. Yeah.
Joe Rogan
It was like, you know, whatever. It was for a parking spot, it was like half my rent. I was like, I can't afford that.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Also, I don't like it. I don't like being stacked on top of people like that. All my friends who live there, they're like, yeah. I don't even know my neighbors. I'm like, there's a guy right across six feet away from me. You don't even know him. That's kind of crazy.
Cheryl Hines
No. There are always people upstairs, like, banging around. Yeah. Moving furniture.
Joe Rogan
Not interesting.
Cheryl Hines
Not your vibe.
Joe Rogan
So here it is. For the big picture comparison. 8.3 million humans at 70 kg each are about 580,000 metric tons of humans human. So rats at roughly 0.102% of human biomass in New York City. Even though they're extremely visible. Oh, so it's only like less than a percent. Wait a minute.
Cheryl Hines
Well, they're. They're tiny. I mean, compared to.
Joe Rogan
So the number of rats Is the number of rats the same. Is that what I'm getting wrong? An estimated about 3 million rats in New York City. But there's like 10 million people.
Cheryl Hines
That. That's disgusting. 3 million rats.
Joe Rogan
I don't think they really know this is. Yeah. How could they know? I think they're probably underestimating it because underneath the city is where all the rats live. There's no way they're doing an accurate count of all the rats.
Cheryl Hines
I feel like la.
Joe Rogan
Oh, I know what I screwed up on. This is what I screwed up on.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
It's actually ants with the biomass of ants on Earth. I think that's true. I think the biomass of ants on Earth is roughly equal to the biomass of people.
Cheryl Hines
The things that are going on inside your head are insane.
Joe Rogan
That is a kooky number, though. If it's true. It is a kooky number. One might find out that's wrong too. I think it's right, though. Is that what it is? But I feel like in New York.
Cheryl Hines
City are aggressive and huge.
Joe Rogan
Oh, okay. That's not true either. Yeah. Is that right? What. What is that? Get rid of that little source thing. I can't. It's okay. It's not showing. It's unblocking. Oh, There it goes. 20 kajillion. I've never seen that word.
Cheryl Hines
I. Me either.
Joe Rogan
20 quadrillion individuals worldwide. That's the number of ants. Wow. I mean, so it's 20% of human dry biomass. What does that mean after you peed and more than all the wild birds and mammals combined. That's crazy. There's more weight from ants than all the mammals and birds combined. That's crazy.
Cheryl Hines
That is crazy.
Joe Rogan
But that's crazy. I have them in my backyard and they're beefcutter ants. No, they're cool.
Cheryl Hines
They're cute. They carry all those little tiny.
Joe Rogan
It's weird. It's like, how do you guys know. How do you know to do this?
Cheryl Hines
And they work together.
Joe Rogan
They work together.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. Well, they have the. Have you ever seen what the leaf cutter ant colonies look like under the surface? Surface?
Cheryl Hines
No.
Joe Rogan
So they take them and they. Unfortunately, they do a genocide on the leaf cutter ants for science. And they fill up their entire colony with cement. And so they show what. The structure.
Cheryl Hines
You mean when they were studying?
Joe Rogan
Yes.
Cheryl Hines
Okay.
Joe Rogan
Well, this is how they find out. You have to kill everybody and turn them into concrete. And so this enormous leaf cutter ant colony that's underground, then they dig it up and only the cement is left. And it's bananas.
Cheryl Hines
It's so little tunnels, like little.
Joe Rogan
They have fermentation tubes, so they have an area where they put leaves in to ferment. And then they have a tunnel that goes up the surface so it can get air.
Cheryl Hines
That's crazy.
Joe Rogan
So this is it. They fill up. This is the ant. The leaf cutter ant colony. Look at the ones on the outside going, what the fuck? My cousin's in there.
Cheryl Hines
They are freaking out.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, they're freaking out. And so then they have to excavate and they dig out this area and it is absolutely massive.
Cheryl Hines
Oh, so these are. That's the concrete that.
Joe Rogan
Exactly. So the concrete that's left is what the colony actually looks like. Underground colony. It's enormous. It's like the size of a house. Like, look at that. Look at these stupid fucking ads that you can't even get rid of that cover a quarter of your screen. But look. Pause that real quick. Look at that.
Cheryl Hines
That is crazy.
Joe Rogan
Bananas. Absolutely bananas. But that a tiny little ant and all of his friends can make something like that.
Cheryl Hines
I like that they're all friends. I think that there are some that are like, I hate that asshole.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Cheryl Hines
Probably so lazy. We're all working our asses off. And he's just over there, like, taking it easy.
Joe Rogan
Well, there's some ants where the female will find the male. And they cut his legs off. His arms and legs off. And then carry him to the colony so that he could breed. Find that. Which ant is that? Yeah, they find him and they cut his arms and legs off so he can't go anywhere.
Cheryl Hines
And he just does one thing.
Joe Rogan
Wow. Yeah. Like we need.
Cheryl Hines
I think he thinks it's an honor.
Joe Rogan
I don't think he thinks. Right. How can he.
Cheryl Hines
I don't know.
Joe Rogan
I think they're like. They're almost like little robots.
Cheryl Hines
But. Yeah, I mean, seems like they are working together and coming up with plans and you know, landscapes and they.
Joe Rogan
But the thing is it's. This is a universal thing. This is what's really weird. Like here we are in Texas, but there's probably leafcutter ants right now in Florida. There's probably leaf cutter ants right now all over the world. And they're all doing a similar thing.
Cheryl Hines
Underground, but leaf cutter. So they're completely different than say red ants?
Joe Rogan
Yeah, I mean there's a bunch of different kind of ants. But the thing that differentiates leafcutter ants is that they go to trees, they chop off their leaves, they take these little pieces of it and then they carry it back into their leaf cutter ant colony. And then they have all these places where they store the leaves and the leaves ferment and they kind of rot and then they have air pipes that go up to the surface. It's super, super complex and it just makes you think like why? What. How do they know to make this chamber and then a passageway to the chamber and how do they all know? All over the world.
Cheryl Hines
Right.
Joe Rogan
It's very weird. It's a very weird thing that they do. But I have them in my yard and I just sit there and watch them. I can only find stuff about them amputating the limbs for like saving their lives, not breeding. Now it was a specific kind of. I typed it in four different times. All I could get was that fe queen ants will amputate their wings afterwards. But I didn't see anything about cutting off a male's limbs and dragging them for breeding. It says they all do it to address wounds. I wish I could remember what it was. It was a specific kind of ant.
Cheryl Hines
I'm gonna.
Joe Rogan
It's just a town on that ruthless world of insects. We're lucky they're little, you know, cuz they're smart.
Cheryl Hines
Well, you don't think they think. I mean I think got some sort of activity.
Joe Rogan
I think they have activity, but I think they're operating on a program.
Cheryl Hines
They don't have feelings?
Joe Rogan
I don't think they have any feelings. No, I definitely don't think they have feelings. Is it. I mean if like a praying mantis was the size of a German shepherd, we'd have a real problem because they're. They would kill you.
Cheryl Hines
Vicious.
Joe Rogan
100%. You wouldn't be able to get away from them.
Cheryl Hines
Do you think they have feelings? Siblings?
Joe Rogan
I don't think so. I think they're. They're the scariest life form to me.
Cheryl Hines
Why?
Joe Rogan
Because they're so strong for their size. They're. They're way, way like you can't even. Like. I've seen praying mantis snatch hummingbirds off of a bird feeder and kill them and the hummingbird.
Cheryl Hines
Are you serious?
Joe Rogan
Oh, yeah. They wait on a bird feeder. They sit there like this and they.
Cheryl Hines
Just wait and they don't move.
Joe Rogan
They don't move and the hummingbird doesn't recognize them. The hummingbird comes over, eats out of the bird feeder and just snatches them. And the bird's way bigger than the mantis. And the mantis can hold onto the hummingbird.
Cheryl Hines
Where did they take it, kill it.
Joe Rogan
And eat it right there.
Cheryl Hines
Really?
Joe Rogan
Sure.
Cheryl Hines
But aren't they small?
Joe Rogan
Exactly. That's why we're lucky that they're really small. Because if they were the size of like a dog, they would 100% be able to kill you just like that monkey is like super strong. Well, if a mantis was the size of that monkey, the monkey would have no chance. That mantis would just snatch it and just start eating it.
Cheryl Hines
That's a good point. Because that guy. Because a monkey must look at a man and think, that guy is bigger than me. But I don't care. I'm going for it.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, well, I don't think they have any respect for people. I think their interactions with people are that people are soft and that they're scared of them. And so they. That's how they.
Cheryl Hines
What, what's the monkey going to do with the scalp? You know what I mean?
Joe Rogan
See, look at that manta. See him sitting there?
Cheryl Hines
Yeah, yeah.
Joe Rogan
The hummingbird doesn't know what's going on. He's just motionless. And so as the hummingbird gets close. Trust. Get a little water.
Cheryl Hines
Oh, no.
Joe Rogan
And watch how it snatches it too. It's so fast. Watch it right there. Bang. Gotcha. Look at the size of the bird. I mean, the, the body mass of the bird has got to be a lot more than the mantis. And the mantis is just holding on to it definitively like it has no chance. Oh, the guy knocked it loose. What a.
Cheryl Hines
That is.
Joe Rogan
Let nature happen, bro.
Cheryl Hines
So crazy.
Joe Rogan
Really crazy. It just gets it. So there's Other ones where you see the mantis, like, hanging on and eating it. They're. They're incredible little creatures.
Cheryl Hines
Is that what they mostly eat? It's hummingbirds?
Joe Rogan
No, they eat all kinds of stuff. But this one is just sitting there eating a hummingbird. Ew. The other weird thing is the amount that they can't.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah, that's why it looks like a tiny twig.
Joe Rogan
Exactly.
Cheryl Hines
Oh, how can it eat a hummingbird?
Joe Rogan
There's a video. Well, there's one Instagram page that I follow that's just mantises eating a bunch of different bugs.
Cheryl Hines
That's what you follow?
Joe Rogan
Yeah, I follow along.
Cheryl Hines
Is it relaxing or it's just fascinating? It just, like, gets your mind off of politics.
Joe Rogan
Just weird. Weird to watch this creature and it eats a roach that's, like, bigger than it, and it eats the whole thing all like. Like this. This guy just gets this roach. Look at the size of that roach. He's just gonna chew through that entire roach. And that sucker's still alive for the beginning. He just eats his head. And then he stops being alive. And then he just goes right through him. Like, look at this. This is nuts.
Cheryl Hines
And then do you think it doesn't eat again for a long time? Like a snake?
Joe Rogan
Probably. Probably doesn't have to.
Cheryl Hines
Ew.
Joe Rogan
Just look at the. I know.
Cheryl Hines
So gross.
Joe Rogan
Eat. It's like. And it keeps going and it eats the entire thing. Like, there's nothing left of that roach. And that roach is as big as him. Like, where'd it go? How are you doing that?
Cheryl Hines
I don't know.
Joe Rogan
You ever see a fat praying mantis? No, they don't exist.
Cheryl Hines
I hardly see them. Oh, But I haven't been looking.
Joe Rogan
There's the page. Yeah, you have a highlights reel on.
Cheryl Hines
You have a highlights reel, Jo.
Joe Rogan
It's hilarious. It's called cryptic mantis. It's just all them eating. Is that what the name of it is? What is it? Cryptic. Yeah, cryptic with a K. Mantis. Mantis.
Cheryl Hines
And their eyeballs are crazy.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, it's a weird animal. I mean, if that insect was big, it would be a real problem. So look, he's, like, dangling that roach in front of it and just snatches it.
Cheryl Hines
Ew.
Joe Rogan
I mean, that's like you eating a poodle. It's crazy. He just eats the whole thing in one sitting.
Cheryl Hines
The whole thing, the whole poodle.
Joe Rogan
The nose, the head, eyeballs, the tail, everywhere, everything. It just eats everything.
Cheryl Hines
Ew.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, but they. That exists in nature. I mean, we're playing a totally different game, you know? Our game. Yeah, we're soft and.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah, yeah.
Joe Rogan
Look at that thing. Yeah. A Peruvian dragon mantis. Yeah. Imagine that was, like, big. Imagine that thing was like the size of a giraffe. Be a giant problem. Just runs into a city and eats everybody.
Cheryl Hines
Sounds like a movie does.
Joe Rogan
That's how actresses think.
Cheryl Hines
That sounds like a great movie. I could be the scientist. The man just gets stuck in a tube with a guy's head. Yeah, something like that.
Joe Rogan
Like the Fly. Remember that Jeff Goldblum movie?
Cheryl Hines
Of course.
Joe Rogan
That movie was great.
Cheryl Hines
Of course.
Joe Rogan
And that was a remake of an earlier one. There was an earlier the Fly movie, which was a lot weirder.
Cheryl Hines
Really?
Joe Rogan
Well, it was weird for the time because the guy had, like, a weird costume on. Like fly head on, but like a person's body. But the fly was cool because you see Jeff Goldblum, like, that's the original fly. Oh, say like a one human hand. One fly hand. But the gold blue one was great.
Cheryl Hines
No, I love. I love it.
Joe Rogan
So this guy just had, like, a mask on. He's like a regular dude with a mask.
Cheryl Hines
I'm the fly, you know, But I got a hand. So you.
Joe Rogan
But the Goldblum one was cool because you see, like, him start to slowly turn mad.
Cheryl Hines
Yes. And his mannerisms. And he was so great.
Joe Rogan
A spike start poking out of his skin. He's like, what is this? He didn't realize that a fly had gotten in there with him. And they matched DNA.
Cheryl Hines
Jeff Goldblum's great.
Joe Rogan
Oh, he's great. He's.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah, he's very. He's very, very intense and at the same time, very likable.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. Fun. Jolly.
Cheryl Hines
Tell me about you.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Cheryl Hines
Tell me what makes Cheryl work.
Joe Rogan
Well, him in Jurassic park, like, really helped make that movie. Like the rational scientist that was like, okay, what have you done? You know, because you could do it. You never decided whether you should do it, you know?
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
You know?
Cheryl Hines
Yeah. He's always thinking.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Cheryl Hines
Not judging, not freaking out.
Joe Rogan
Well, definitely sort of judging, but it was just that, like, yeah, there should be a fucking scientist that says, what are you doing? Yeah, like, what are you doing?
Cheryl Hines
Are you sure you should be doing.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, these don't belong here. These are from a time where we weren't around. You shouldn't bring them here. We can't compete with them. If it wasn't for that big rock that hit the Yucatan, we probably would have never become people, because they would have been around.
Cheryl Hines
I never saw Jurassic Park. What? What? How.
Joe Rogan
How'd you avoid that movie? It's one of the greatest movies of all time.
Cheryl Hines
No, it didn't sound good to me. Like, Dinosaurs.
Joe Rogan
It's so good. It's such a good movie. It's such a good movie too, because it's. It was like one of the first movies that used cgi, but they did it really well.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
And the thing about CGI with dinosaurs is it's so different than CGI with like. Do you remember I Am Legend? The Will Smith movie? Never saw that one.
Cheryl Hines
No. Is it science fiction?
Joe Rogan
Yes.
Cheryl Hines
I don't watch.
Joe Rogan
No, not usually. It's a zombie movie, essentially.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Like a disease sweeps over the ground. But in that movie, there's a. There's CGI lions in New York City. And they look so vague. They look bad.
Cheryl Hines
Oh, really?
Joe Rogan
Yeah, because, you know.
Cheryl Hines
And what was that? That was like 2010.
Joe Rogan
Was it even. I feel like it was earlier than that. When was. I am Legend, 2007.
Cheryl Hines
Okay, but go ahead. You were gonna say why?
Joe Rogan
Because you know what a lion looks like. You don't really know what a dinosaur looks like, so your brain doesn't register that. Oh, that looks fake.
Cheryl Hines
Right, Right.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. So when you see the T. Rex when he comes over the fence. And also the way they shot it, like, Spielberg is a genius. Yeah. The way they shot it at night where. And it's kind of like, you know, know in the jungle. So it's like partially obscured. You ever seen the scene where the T. Rex emerges for the first time when the kids are in the car? Oh, you need to see this.
Cheryl Hines
I have so many things to look up to. I have so many rabbit holes to go down.
Joe Rogan
How have you not seen this movie?
Cheryl Hines
I don't know.
Joe Rogan
Is it the original? Jurassic park is one of my favorite movies ever.
Cheryl Hines
Okay, I'm just gonna have to watch it.
Joe Rogan
I loved it because it. For me, it. It's a real potential possibility. I'm friends with the guys over at Colossal. Those are the guys that brought back the dire wolf. Like, they have actual dire wolves now.
Cheryl Hines
What is a dire wolf?
Joe Rogan
A dire wolf is an extinct breed of wolf. And I know there's geneticists out there that are freaking out. That's not a dire wolf. It's not. What they've done is just taken the characteristics of a dire wolf and recreated it.
Cheryl Hines
Are they small? Are they big?
Joe Rogan
They're bigger than a regular wolf. And they're weird looking. Like they have a. A mane and, you know, they're all white. Like they're really cool looking. Yeah.
Cheryl Hines
And they walk on our all fours.
Joe Rogan
Oh, yeah, dumb question. Of course.
Cheryl Hines
Well, now I'm thinking about your wolf. Werewolf in London.
Joe Rogan
Oh, he walks on all fours too, does he? He's from American Werewolf in London.
Cheryl Hines
But he can't.
Joe Rogan
Oh, that's a dire wolf. Colossal. Guys. Yeah, They're. They're really interesting. It's really interesting because you see him.
Cheryl Hines
Wow, it's really pretty.
Joe Rogan
And when I saw them, they were. It was in the summertime and they. Apparently, they're. They were about six months old and they're going to get a lot larger.
Cheryl Hines
Oh, wait, so they came back from extinction?
Joe Rogan
Yeah, they. They brought them back from extinction through genetic engineering. They have direwolf DNA. They have direwolf DNA. They mixed it with gray wolf DNA. I don't know how they did it. They could tell me, I'll forget five minutes later. But whatever it is, that's a different thing that ever existed before, since the direwolves went extinct.
Cheryl Hines
Wow.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. So my fear is that these. Not these guys, but that someone, some scientific, will make a Jurassic Park. We'll say, hey, you know, we found an island that we can buy that's, you know, 50,000 square acres or whatever it is, and we're going to take and put a few dinosaurs on this island and make it so that people can go visit it. Like, that's. That's possible. People could do that?
Cheryl Hines
Well, it sounds possible, but it doesn't sound worse than, like, AI. Things that could be done on your computer. And to our brains.
Joe Rogan
You'Re more afraid of AI than you are of dinosaurs. That's rational. Because AI is more likely.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah, because if somebody said, hey, you could go visit this island that has dinosaurs, at least I'd have a choice. And I'd be like, ah, no, thanks. But, like, I will. Sometimes if you're just talking about a poncho.
Joe Rogan
A poncho? Yeah, like a.
Cheryl Hines
Like you. Like a poncho that. You know, like little blanket that has a hole.
Joe Rogan
Got it.
Cheryl Hines
It's a word that doesn't come up much, but when it came up, just talking to my friend about a poncho, and then all of a sudden on my phone, they're like, ads for ponchos. Yeah. So it's that to me, I wonder.
Joe Rogan
If I'm gonna get something now. Poncho ads.
Cheryl Hines
You're. Get some poncho ads.
Joe Rogan
I've never had a poncho ad. If I get one right now, I'll know.
Cheryl Hines
Oh, yeah, I know you are. We're all dialed in somehow.
Joe Rogan
Well, that's for sure.
Cheryl Hines
So I Would rather have. I would rather have. I would rather be running away from a. I would rather die from being squashed by a dinosaur than just go crazy from thoughts of things that have been put into my head from AI does that make sense?
Joe Rogan
Sort of. I don't want to die either way, Right. I don't want to die.
Cheryl Hines
Well, if you had to choose.
Joe Rogan
I don't want to die by dinosaur.
Cheryl Hines
If you had to choose one or.
Joe Rogan
The other, I really don't think either one is preferable. I think the dinosaur is more unlikely. The AI One seems very possible. There's not, there's. There's not a real good road map that I've seen where AI is not completely disruptive in every aspect of our life. And the only people that do provide that roadmap seem to be profiting off of A.I.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
You know, some people think it's going to increase productivity like Elon thinks it's going to increase productivity to the point where we'll have. No one will have to work anymore. And you'll have what they call universal high income. That's what he's calling it. But then you have this real problem of what do people do with their time?
Cheryl Hines
Right?
Joe Rogan
Like, how do so many people really identify with whatever they do as a job?
Cheryl Hines
Right. And it gives you a sense of purpose. Right. Most people need a sense of purpose to feel happy.
Joe Rogan
They also like providing for themselves. Like people like the fact that you work all week, you come home, you get your paycheck and know now you can go to the restaurant. You go, and it's all your money.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
You bought it. You. You worked hard and now, you know you bought a. Whatever you bought, like you paid for it. A poncho. You paid for it with your labor.
Cheryl Hines
Show in the world.
Joe Rogan
People like being good at something, right? If you're the guy that, you know, if you. There's something going on, you need something fixed and you go to Henry. Like, Henry loves the fact that Cheryl calls him up because she knows that he knows how to fix things.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
What do we, what do we do with Henry when Henry loses his. Like we say we. Your job's useless. You're basically like a guy who owns Blockbuster Video.
Cheryl Hines
Well, is that lost? Is that like very, very wealthy people that are born into money that don't have to work, that don't have to.
Joe Rogan
That's even worse, right? Because that's like very wealthy people that are born into money have never had to prove themselves. They've always been more special than everybody else. If Everybody has universal high income outcome. That won't be a unique thing. It'll be basically. So optimistically, I would say the op. The optimistic take on it is, if that was the case, what the real positive aspect is, you wouldn't have to work for your basic needs. And what you could decide to do instead is pursue something that you're really interested in.
Cheryl Hines
Like maybe become an expert in something.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. Or study a bunch of different languages all day.
Cheryl Hines
But will people.
Joe Rogan
Some people will. Yeah. But I think that's always the case.
Cheryl Hines
That's true.
Joe Rogan
Some people would take advantage of a situation. And like some people, during COVID they said, okay, some people just became alcoholics and they lost everything. Some people said, I'm gonna start a side business. I'm gonna start an online business. Because an online business, they can't shut down during a pandemic. And. And a lot of people become very profitable because of that. It's like, why do we need to just work all day? If you're a laborer, is that really the only use of your time? Time? Like if you're doing it for food, I get it. You're doing it for housing. I get it. It's a good job. It's a solid, honest way to make a living. But if you don't have to do that anymore and then you just get money from the government and from whatever income AI is generating, wouldn't you rather play soccer or go do this or whatever your thing is? Yeah, painting. Whatever thing is.
Cheryl Hines
Right.
Joe Rogan
You know, you. You could find. Yeah, anything. You could find a thing that gives you meaning. Meaning other than just your work.
Cheryl Hines
Right. Because if you're working in a factory and you're just, you know, putting the dial on the box, that's not fulfilling. And you're not going anywhere. You're not doing anything.
Joe Rogan
That stuff has only been around for a while, like a small amount of time. Like being a worker in a factory or an office. How long has that even been around? The idea that we can't exist without that being around is crazy.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Because for thousands and thousands of years, there was no money. People just like hunted and fished and traded things and started raising animals. There was no money. You basically just tried to stay alive by gathering food.
Cheryl Hines
So do you think that if nobody had to work that we could do without money altogether? That money could disappear and then that's.
Joe Rogan
A scary thing because someone's gonna have it, there's gonna be resources.
Cheryl Hines
But then if there's no value to it.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, but there's always going to be value like this is the scariest thing.
Cheryl Hines
From country to country or worldwide.
Joe Rogan
Everything. The control of resources. Resources are always going to be valuable. It's always going to be valuable to have oil. If you have oil, you can do so many things. You could make gasoline, you could power things, you make plastics. Everything comes out of oil. Everything is petroleum based. Even your medicine is petroleum based.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah, but if nobody was paying you to make it.
Joe Rogan
So everything's free. That's the idea. How's that possible? Because then no one would want to make a Ferrari. Because the only reason why you would make a Ferrari is because it's hard to get. So it costs a lot of money.
Cheryl Hines
Well, if AI is taking over and taking all those jobs in your. You know, and the idea is that nobody's gonna have to work. So if nobody has to work, then the cars are still being made, right.
Joe Rogan
Maybe. Oh, maybe they decide how many cars get married made and how many people can have a car.
Cheryl Hines
Wow.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Cheryl Hines
Does everybody need a car?
Joe Rogan
Like Oxford, England just established like this new. They're. They're doing this thing called like 15 Minute Cities. We have like an area where you're allowed to travel to. And if you decide to travel outside of that area, you get a certain amount of them per year and you.
Cheryl Hines
Get a certain amount of what travel.
Joe Rogan
Passes to leave your area. It was a congestion zone. Okay. Whatever it is, I'm just. That's what it was. You call it whatever you want, but whatever it is, it's the government telling you you can't leave an area. And if you leave that area, it costs you money. So it costs you the equivalent of like a hundred dollars a day to leave this area.
Cheryl Hines
Wow.
Joe Rogan
If you get over a certain number of them, that's what they. It's similar to what they did in New York City, however they stopped it in New York, remember? Yeah. Well, it's crazy. That's why they stopped it because this is the beginning of a terrible trip trend. So what? This is the beginning of them telling you where you can go and how often you can go. And this is the government doing it. And the temporary congestion charge. They've been, They've been proposing stiff like this.
Cheryl Hines
It's.
Joe Rogan
They've been proposing.
Cheryl Hines
They want to do it.
Joe Rogan
They want to control people. They want to be able to tell you where you can and can't go. The more they can put restrictions on you, the more they can pass laws that they can profit from, the more they can benefit from whatever control they have over. Over you. The more they can tighten down on it. And England's a great place to do this because they've already gotten things passed through in England. Like England doesn't have jury trials anymore, except for like murder and rape and a few other things. It's a judge. So all the people that are getting arrested for social media abuses, it's just one person deciding. No, it's different judges. It's wherever you get brought up, wherever you get arrested for.
Cheryl Hines
Right.
Joe Rogan
One judge. Yes.
Cheryl Hines
Just deciding.
Joe Rogan
Exactly.
Cheryl Hines
Fate. Whether they like it or not, without.
Joe Rogan
A doubt, they're going to go with whatever the government wants. And they've arrested 12,000 people over the last year for social media posts. Just in England.
Cheryl Hines
I know, that's intense.
Joe Rogan
So that's the place where they're. Oh, it's a congestion zone. Fuck off. They're controlling. Last week what we don't know because we're not there. People will get bused into that area already because it's already congested as fuck. I don't care. I don't care what's going on. That's. That's Bangladesh. Okay? That's New York City. That's a lot of places. That's la.
Cheryl Hines
Yes.
Joe Rogan
You don't. You don't get to control whether or not people can leave an area, period. Just. It doesn't matter what you call it. But this was because they closed. I don't care. They closed the road temporarily and so they had to put up some. It's a terrible precedent. It's like what they did with COVID They shut down this two weeks to stop the spread. And what happened? It lasted a year and a half in la, like, it's not. You don't give them that kind of control. You can't have ever the control to tell people whether they can or can't leave an answer area. Fuck off. That's crazy.
Cheryl Hines
Their houses. Yeah. For a while, like you weren't even. You weren't even allowed to go outside.
Joe Rogan
They don't go outside, dipshit. Mayor who was saying, usually snitches get stitches, but now they get rewards. Do you remember that in LA they were telling you to turn your neighbors in?
Cheryl Hines
Oh, I don't remember it in la, but I remember it in other states.
Joe Rogan
In la, the mayor of la. What was that kook's name? It was the mayor of la. He was. He thought he was on the right side of everything until Black Lives Matter started protesting outside his house every day for like a month. Garcetti.
Cheryl Hines
Oh, Garcetti.
Joe Rogan
That creep, that guy. He he find that thing that. Snitches usually get stitches, but now they get rewards. Like, literally said that.
Cheryl Hines
That is so crazy.
Joe Rogan
Snitches. Snitching on your neighbor for having too many people over.
Cheryl Hines
That is so crazy.
Joe Rogan
People were exactly five feet apart from each other. Continues to let us know where those folks are. If you've observed recurring violations of the safer at home order, please continue to let us know@coronavirus.lacity.org business violation. You know the old expression about snitches? Well, in this case, snitches get rewards. We want to thank you for turning folks in and making sure we are all safe. It would be cool if that lady who was doing sign language is just fake, because sometimes. Sometimes nobody knows.
Cheryl Hines
He's still going after. He's still talking. He's done talking. And she's just like, hey, over here.
Joe Rogan
Well, nobody, you know, very few people know American sign Language. So she could have been faking it. Like a bunch of people have been faking it before and they got caught.
Cheryl Hines
No.
Joe Rogan
Oh, yeah. Yeah. There was a guy next to Obama when Obama was giving a speech once, and this guy was completely making it up. Come on, con man.
Cheryl Hines
Come on.
Joe Rogan
Tricked himself into being three feet from Obama. No security screening because nobody knows how to.
Cheryl Hines
I don't think it was validate.
Joe Rogan
I don't believe it was. I think it was somewhere.
Cheryl Hines
Oh, my God. I took.
Joe Rogan
So they let this guy on stage, and you can tell he's just making things up. Oh, he's like doing this.
Cheryl Hines
Oh, my God.
Joe Rogan
He's like, fake sign. You've never seen this?
Cheryl Hines
No.
Joe Rogan
Find the guy's fake sign language with Obama.
Cheryl Hines
How did they.
Joe Rogan
Did he get.
Cheryl Hines
Did he get busted during the speech?
Joe Rogan
Sign language, people. This guy right here. Here. So this guy on the right or. Yeah, that guy. He's completely making shit up. So wait for Obama to get. So this is the Mandela memorial. When does Obama come out? There's one with Obama next to the guy. Yeah, so that was what it was. So that's the guy. See, he's like, right next to.
Cheryl Hines
My God, like, completely faking sign language.
Joe Rogan
He was just a kook. He was like, I could. Yeah, I'm good at it. Let me up there.
Cheryl Hines
That is crazy.
Joe Rogan
People are nuts.
Cheryl Hines
People are nuts.
Joe Rogan
You should know that as much as anybody.
Cheryl Hines
Listen, I've learned it over and over again, and they're even nuttier at a level that I didn't know.
Joe Rogan
What was the big turning point for you? Was it just being attached to Bobby.
Cheryl Hines
And watching all that or it was Bobby running for president. It was. It's so crazy. I mean, I really got a crash course in elections. And it is the craziest shit goes on and everybody is. That's all they think about. You know, the people that are involved, they get up in the morning, how can I, I fuck this guy over? I'm gonna say. And they have these people that their only job is to start a rumor, is to say something, put something in the press that doesn't matter if it's true or not. If somebody else picks it up, they celebrate for the whole day. And it's like that story, whatever it was, the thing that they said gets picked up. That is like a day of celebration. It's a celebration from the other camps. And then it's like your camp is now trying to figure out what to do about that or what kind of damage it's going to do and is it worth even fighting or is it better to just let it wither on the vine? It's just all day, every day, people are trying to find the craziest, craziest. Doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if it's about. Certainly if it's about politics or not. It's more exciting if it's something personal. Oh, he's wearing lifts in his boots. Oh, she's. And it's just.
Joe Rogan
But that is an important thing if someone's wearing lifts in their boots. Like, hey, we've.
Cheryl Hines
How are you gonna govern this country?
Joe Rogan
How do you get so tall out of nowhere?
Cheryl Hines
It is absurd.
Joe Rogan
It's absurd.
Cheryl Hines
But you don't like that. Well, who gives a shit? Women wear heels, right?
Joe Rogan
But if a man does it and he's lying about it, I think that as a shock.
Cheryl Hines
Well, did anybody ask?
Joe Rogan
I think they did. I think they asked. You're talking about a homeboy from Florida. Yeah, I think they asked and he denied it. But it was pretty clear. There was like one podcast or one talk show, one of those late night shows where he walked out. And I was like, why? You're walking like a horse. Like you're clearly on your tippy toes. This is crazy. You've added like 5 inches to your height. This is bananas. And it's all inside your boots.
Cheryl Hines
And then that's what everybody's talking about.
Joe Rogan
But don't do that, don't do that. No one's gonna talk. That's like a self inflicted wound.
Cheryl Hines
But then it's like, oh, well, he's too short to govern the country.
Joe Rogan
That's crazy. If People think that that's. They're. That's on them.
Cheryl Hines
Oh, people are crazy.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. But they're not gonna think you're taller than you really are. Like, they've seen you for decades. He's been in the public eye forever. And then all of a sud gains 4 inches. Everybody's like, what's going on? Like, people know you can't. They're. They're scrutinizing everything. You know you can't.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
You can't pull the wool over their eyes that hard.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
But it also, it shows like this weird thing where you're so worried about what people think about you that you're willing to wear lifts in your shoes. It's. And again, I say this as a short man, you know, it's like, it's.
Cheryl Hines
Important, like, you like just being authentic because you're not being authentic.
Joe Rogan
That's who you are.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
You're not gonna change people's opinion of you if you wear a fucking stilt.
Cheryl Hines
But what does it matter? Like, if, like if a guy had a toupee and he was running for president, would you be like, nah. No, because he. Because it might make him feel better to your feelings.
Joe Rogan
Take that wig off.
Cheryl Hines
You should run a campaign.
Joe Rogan
Especially if you weren't wearing a wig. Wig. And then all a sudden you put it on and you expect me to ignore it. That's crazy. That's crazy. If you like bald forever and then all of a sudden you.
Cheryl Hines
And then the day that you start wearing it.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Cheryl Hines
There must be a day in somebody's life when it's like, I'm just going to go for it and hope nobody.
Joe Rogan
Well, there's a bunch of like really smart people who have them on, which is really weird. It's like, how can you be so smart and you don't know that that thing on your head is ridiculous? Like, you were bald and now you're not. And I'm supposed to just go, hey, congratulations on growing all your hair back. This is fucking nuts.
Cheryl Hines
So you find it so distracting?
Joe Rogan
No, I just find it a character flaw.
Cheryl Hines
Ah, I see, I see.
Joe Rogan
Right.
Cheryl Hines
Okay.
Joe Rogan
It's like, it's like you're a 60 year old man and you're concerned with looking attractive, like at this stage of your life. Like, come on, let it go. This is a crazy thing.
Cheryl Hines
Whatever was going to happen should have already happened. And at this point, this is a.
Joe Rogan
Crazy thing to concentrate on, especially if you want to be taken serious seriously. Like, you should.
Cheryl Hines
But so what about a guy in his. That's 25, that's wearing a 2K.
Joe Rogan
It's sad. Look. It's like male hair loss is devastating. People talking again as a bald guy. Yeah, I. I got hair transplants. I did the whole thing. I tried Minoxidil and all the other different things. It's like, it's. You don't have any control over it. And apparently now, like, supposedly UCLA has a new remedy that just grows your hair about. And it's in tests right now, and they're going to be able to put it on you. It's probably gonna make a trillion dollars.
Cheryl Hines
Is it that they. Is it like a helmet that you put.
Joe Rogan
No, no, no. It's like some kind of medication that you topically apply and it grows hair. Grows hair on mice. And apparently it's gonna work. They'll. I mean, it's kind of amazing that they haven't cracked that code yet, but one day they will. And if the UCLA thing, then the wig business goes out of business, then.
Cheryl Hines
Would you take it?
Joe Rogan
No. Even if I did, I would change. Shave my head. Why? 100. I love it. I love having a shave head. I love not having to talk to a barber. I don't give a shit what I look like.
Cheryl Hines
You would rather shave your head than have a meaningless conversation for 10 minutes?
Joe Rogan
100%.
Cheryl Hines
Do you shave it every day? Like every.
Joe Rogan
No, I shave it every couple. I shaved it this morning, but I shave it every couple days. But if I wouldn't.
Cheryl Hines
So if I said, if you take this tomorrow, you'll have a full head of hair, you'd be like, not that much.
Joe Rogan
Maybe I would take it and then just buzz that down and have it really short. But I would have it.
Cheryl Hines
Know what's there.
Joe Rogan
Show everybody. Look, I got my hair back. If I wanted to, I could do.
Cheryl Hines
It if I wanted to. I don't know how to do it. I don't know, but I could.
Joe Rogan
But I used to love when I had a full head of hair. I used to love having a crew cut. It was my favorite thing.
Cheryl Hines
Wow. Interesting.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. I just love, like. I love the feeling of it, like when you rub it and you get all the stubble up there. I like that. I just don't want to. I don't want to think about it.
Cheryl Hines
Texture.
Joe Rogan
I want that.
Cheryl Hines
That's it.
Joe Rogan
But when I was in television, I thought about it. I was like, I can't lose my hair. That's why I got a hair transplant. I was like, I don't want to. I'm starting make money.
Cheryl Hines
But that didn't work or you didn't like it.
Joe Rogan
It works for a little while. But the way I describe it, I was like, you take. It's like you take people from a neighborhood where everybody's really healthy and you move them to a neighborhood where everyone's dying. So all your neighbors die. So all the other hair that was supposed to fall out, that falls out, and the only stuff that's left is stuff you put there. And it looks kind of ratty and sparse.
Cheryl Hines
What do you take it from the. The back?
Joe Rogan
Yeah, they take it from the back here.
Cheryl Hines
And then you put it in front.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. A lot of guys go to turkey do it, and they get their whole head reach done. But sometimes you get a weird hairline where it's like a little too low and crazy. It's a little too flat and weird. You're like, what's going on with your hair?
Cheryl Hines
That's hard.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, because.
Cheryl Hines
How do you know? Because you're under. You're under. Well, you.
Joe Rogan
You probably think it's a good idea, and the doctor thinks it's a good idea and he convinces you. You're like, it's gonna look good. He's like, it's gonna look amazing. And next thing you know, you look like a wolf man.
Cheryl Hines
Are you out completely when you have that?
Joe Rogan
No, you're.
Cheryl Hines
The doctor's talking to you, and it's like, I'm gonna put one here, mirror, here's.
Joe Rogan
They don't even talk to you. You can, like, watch a movie or something like that. You just sit there and chill. There's videos of guys doing it online. They, you know, I'm not going to watch out. Stick them in the little holes. Yeah.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah. I wonder why more women don't do it.
Joe Rogan
Women do it when women start losing their hair. Yeah. Quite a few of their patients are women because, like, maybe they have alopecia. Some.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
You know, they. They can't grow it back, so they transplant it. They do.
Cheryl Hines
And you're okay with that?
Joe Rogan
Yeah, I'm okay with women wearing wigs. Wigs, too.
Cheryl Hines
You just don't like men wearing wigs?
Joe Rogan
Nope. I don't like it. I don't like men wear.
Cheryl Hines
So interesting.
Joe Rogan
I don't like men wearing lipstick either. Unless you're a singer or someone freaky. Some non binary person.
Cheryl Hines
But you don't want, like the guy at the grocery store checking you out.
Joe Rogan
Well, I don't care.
Cheryl Hines
It's okay.
Joe Rogan
You might be a weirdo. You know, you're allowed to be a weirdo. I don't mind anywhere. But if you want me, you want to be like, if we're all hanging out and we're gonna go. Go out to dinner, and you show up wearing lipstick and eyeshadow, my hate Bob's going on with your face. Like, if you don't think I'm gonna make fun of that, you're crazy.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah. Okay, so you just make fun of him all night, but you're not so mad that you're not gonna go out with him.
Joe Rogan
I mean, it's just. It's a nutty choice, but it's like, I wouldn't want you being the treasurer of the United States. Lipstick on. You know, it's like, you remember that guy that was working in the Biden administration? That was a man with lipstick and a shaved head, and he was stealing all the women's clothes. He was stealing women's clothes from the airport.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Joe Rogan
That's what I'm talking about. I mean, listen, That's a crazy person. There were.
Cheryl Hines
Few.
Joe Rogan
There was a few. They were hiring them just because they were weird. They were like, this is. This is gonna make us look woke. We're gonna hire all the right people. It's gonna be very inclusive. Okay, great. You're hiring mentally ill people. You're hiring a man who likes to steal women's clothes from the airport. Yeah. And you're putting them in charge of nuclear energy.
Cheryl Hines
I mean, that is. Okay, so this goes back to politics, right?
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Cheryl Hines
So it's like. So you watch that, and then the next election, it's got a new group of people, and they're weird.
Joe Rogan
Right.
Cheryl Hines
So it's not like just one side is.
Joe Rogan
Oh, no, no, no, no. I don't think. I think that's a big trap to think that it's only the Republicans or only the Democrats that are weird. No. Everybody who wants to do that, the vast majority of them are unhinged because that is not a normal job. They're not good at it. That's another thing. They're not good at talking. They're not good at public speaking. They're. Even the best ones are like. That's why when a guy like Obama or a guy like Clinton comes along, like, holy. They're. Because they're. Or Trump.
Cheryl Hines
Right.
Joe Rogan
It's so good at, like, talking to large groups of people and being themselves. So when someone's not good at that, it's, like, glaringly obvious, because most people who are good at that kind of stuff, they don't want that job.
Cheryl Hines
Right.
Joe Rogan
That job's horrible.
Cheryl Hines
Right.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Cheryl Hines
That job is crazy.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. Job's nuts.
Cheryl Hines
But then do you have to be good at talking?
Joe Rogan
You do. You do. Because it's part of the campaign trail.
Cheryl Hines
Well, right. But that's the other thing too, is.
Joe Rogan
Like.
Cheryl Hines
Running for something. Being part of a campaign is so different than actually doing it.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Cheryl Hines
Than being. They're completely. It's like auditioning. It's so much like auditioning, but it's completely different. It's a completely different job, different skill set.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cheryl Hines
So it's like. Yeah.
Joe Rogan
At least auditioning. You actually acting in the room.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
You know, when you're running for president, you're not running for president in front of everybody. This is how I'm gonna do it. You're gonna pretend to be my chief of staff, you're gonna be the Secretary of Defense. Sense. And I'm gonna put on a play. So I'm gonna show you how I would handle it if I ran across the line.
Cheryl Hines
I would rather that. Yeah. I would like to see a campaign like that where it's just a little mini play.
Joe Rogan
Little mini play?
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Like a little cabinet crisis situation.
Cheryl Hines
Yes.
Joe Rogan
A little Cuban missile crisis right in.
Cheryl Hines
Front of everybody's eyes and just to see how everyone would handle it.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, that's. Well, that's why when people pretend to be a president in a film, people go, you know what? He would be a great president. Like, people do that all the time.
Cheryl Hines
That's true.
Joe Rogan
That's how Zelensky became the president of.
Cheryl Hines
Ukraine, because he was a good actor.
Joe Rogan
He was an actor as a president in a. In a TV show. And that's why everybody liked him. Did you know that?
Cheryl Hines
I knew that he was an actor, but I didn't know he wasn't. I didn't know he was playing the president.
Joe Rogan
He was playing the president. He was a comedian and he was playing the president in a television show, and people loved it. And they're like, he should be the real president. President. Like, that's how goofy people are.
Cheryl Hines
Well, yeah, that could definitely happen in this country, don't you think?
Joe Rogan
100.
Cheryl Hines
Well, all the people that have played the president, people be like, yeah, that. That 100% guy could definitely do it.
Joe Rogan
Like Martin Sheen.
Cheryl Hines
Martin Sheen. People with a. Yeah, he could probably.
Joe Rogan
Be the president right now if he wanted to. Yeah. I mean, if someone like that, like a top notch actor really wanted to campaign, everybody would be fucked.
Cheryl Hines
Except for.
Joe Rogan
Except for they just tear him apart and attack them and make up a bunch of stuff about him and his family and Blah, blah.
Cheryl Hines
And actors are. They have thinner skin than politicians.
Joe Rogan
Some of them do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Most of them.
Cheryl Hines
Most of them. Because it's. It's because as an actor, you're putting yourself out there all the time and you feel insecure. People are. If one person doesn't like you or says that you're horrible, then it's like, oh, my God. But politicians are like, what else you got?
Joe Rogan
That's it. Well, they're just used to being full of shit. They live in it. Well, they're comfortable in it.
Cheryl Hines
Well, I think that there are some politicians that are true, that are authentic and truly working to make the country better.
Joe Rogan
Absolutely.
Cheryl Hines
That is one thing that I've seen.
Joe Rogan
I think there are people on death row that are innocent.
Cheryl Hines
They're just so few and far between.
Joe Rogan
I just don't think it's most. I think the reality.
Cheryl Hines
What do you think? Why do you think most. Why would most people do it that aren't interested in truly making the country better or bettering the government?
Joe Rogan
Well, it all depends upon what's your motivation, what are you doing it for? And I think most of them are doing it for the same reason why people become victims, famous. They're doing it because they want to be special and they want. And they want to say the things that people want to hear so that people like them and then they can make money. I think that's why they do it. And then once you get in, here's the thing that seems to be pretty apparent is that once you get in, for the most part, you have to adhere to the mindset of all the other people that are in your business. And if you don't, you get caught, like John Federman, like, you get cast out. They hate that guy. Now they're mad. Mad at him because he says, I think you should probably have ID to vote.
Cheryl Hines
I like John Federerman.
Joe Rogan
He's great. Yeah, he's a sweet guy.
Cheryl Hines
And he says he's authentic.
Joe Rogan
He says, well, that guy genuinely worked in charities for his whole life. Like, he genuinely worked in doing philanthropy work and, like, real stuff. Like, he's not a greedy guy. He walks around a Carhartt hoodie and shorts. He went to the inauguration in shorts and a Carhartt hoodie. And I talked to him when he was there. He's like, genuinely sweet, like in real life. Yeah, he's a nice guy.
Cheryl Hines
He is who he is.
Joe Rogan
Big teddy bear. Like a nice guy.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
And unfortunately he had that stroke, and so it messes with his ability to recall things so when you talk to him, like on a show, he'll have like a little, like an iPad that translates stuff.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Just so he can recall the question and do it again. But, you know, he's a smart guy.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
He just has a weird problem.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
But the thing is, like, you, you have to adhere. And if you don't, you're not allowed to have a deviating opinion. If you do, you get cast out. You know, like Thomas Massie. You see the same thing in the Republicans. Like, anybody that has an opinion that doesn't deviate with the group, think you get cast out, they'll call you a traitor. They'll sell terrible things about you.
Cheryl Hines
There's a lot of theatrics.
Joe Rogan
There's a lot of that. And I think there's a lot of people that are in that business, business that start off with really good intentions, and then you see them slowly give in. They slowly succumb to the weight of what that position is.
Cheryl Hines
But, you know, it's not like they're making a lot of money. Oh, congresspeople, you think they are.
Joe Rogan
Oh, yeah. The way they make money is inside of trading. Cheryl.
Cheryl Hines
Oh, God, I'm so.
Joe Rogan
Oh, it's so ubiquitous. That's the dark, dark secret. But it's not even a secret.
Cheryl Hines
Is that why they never leave?
Joe Rogan
Well, that's why. Nancy Pelosi's a thousand years old. She's worth $400 million and she makes 170 grand a year. Makes sense out of that. Yeah, it is a little make sense out of that.
Cheryl Hines
First of all, suspicious.
Joe Rogan
If you had $400 million in the bank, would you keep showing up for work? If you're 85 years old and you're in a job that pays 170 grand a year, I'd look at that paycheck every year, every week. I'd be like, I'm good. I'm going to get out of here.
Cheryl Hines
This is going to go relax on a. An island somewhere.
Joe Rogan
I'm going fishing.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
I'm going to go to Mexico and go fishing. This is nuts.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
I'd be enjoying this money. Why would you. Why would you still be working? Because her. Her net worth keeps going up and up and up. You've seen Pelosi Tracker dot com. Ever seen that?
Cheryl Hines
Yeah. My boys talk about it. Yeah. She made.
Joe Rogan
She's better at the stock market than Warren Buffett. She's better at the stock market than George sort of quarrels.
Cheryl Hines
But. But is it possible that she thinks she is moving the needle in politics? In the right way.
Joe Rogan
It's possible. Sure. It's possible that she convinces herself of that. It's also possible that staying in office is the best way to ensure you're not prosecuted. Well, yeah, because if somebody goes after you, if that's not legal, and if you really did have insider information and you bought a bunch of stock and something that you knew, I think there's a real good case that that shouldn't be legal. It seems like it is legal now, but if you're involved.
Cheryl Hines
No. Is it legal?
Joe Rogan
I think it's a very gray area because the Congress people are allowed to trade and buy stocks, and they most certainly have bought stocks when they knew that a certain market is going to be affected by a decision that only they knew.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Was going to be made.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah, yeah.
Joe Rogan
There's a lot of evidence for that. Like, that's how you make that much money. There's a lot of them. And it's not a Republican or a Democrat issue. It's red, blue.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
They're all making crazy loot. Not all of them, like Tulsi Gabbert didn't do it. There's a bunch of people that didn't do it.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
But there's a lot of them that wind up making a ton of loot and they get super defensive about it.
Cheryl Hines
Well, nobody wants. Nobody wants to say, yeah, I did it.
Joe Rogan
Well, tell me how you became. Became worth $400 million.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Without providing any product. Like if you invented some new mouse that's like, better than any other computer mouse, like, oh, I see why you made that money. Congratulations. Yeah, but what'd you do? What'd you do? Most people make 170 grand a year, are kind of doing well.
Cheryl Hines
They're doing okay.
Joe Rogan
Doing well. Probably have a nice car, probably live in a nice house.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
You're not worth 400 million.
Cheryl Hines
No.
Joe Rogan
That'd be the rarest of rare people. Imagine if you were making 170 grand and you were working side by with Bob, and all of a sudden Bob's buying a Ferrari, he's got his own private jet.
Cheryl Hines
He's like, showing up with his driver.
Joe Rogan
Bob, what are you doing?
Cheryl Hines
But, but, but, and, or I don't. And I don't know the answer to this, but I probably should. Aren't there finances exposed every year or. No. Well, is that just when you run for president? Because that's.
Joe Rogan
I don't know. I mean, certainly when you run for president, then they want to see your. They want to audit you or they want to see your Tax return forms.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah, that's cute. So fun.
Joe Rogan
But when you look at, like, the net worth, and it's very difficult to find out what someone's net worth is, but if you look at the net worth of Congress people, a lot of them are millionaires.
Cheryl Hines
But were they millionaires before they went in?
Joe Rogan
Because a lot of them weren't. Well, Ilhan Omar was. She was in debt before she got into office. Yeah. Now she's worth millions. Kind of odd. She's good. She's really good at her job.
Cheryl Hines
Lucky.
Joe Rogan
She's really good at her job. She's really good at her job.
Cheryl Hines
I mean, I am seeing, you know, through the lens with which I'm looking. I've seen a lot of people come into the administration that have already had a lot of money, you know, so in that case, it feels like they're coming in for the right reason.
Joe Rogan
Right. But when they got in, how much more money did they make once they got. That's when things get weird. Did you start your own crypto coin and do a pump and dump? Because, you know, that's odd. Yeah, it's odd that that's legal, isn't it?
Cheryl Hines
And I don't have the answer to this either. You probably would more than anybody. But is there a group out there, watchdog group that's looking at all of this, that's like, here's another thing I just discovered about this stock that's such and such voted for.
Joe Rogan
There's a lot of people online that do that. There's a lot of independent journalists that do that. But the thing is, it never gets covered in mainstream news.
Cheryl Hines
Right.
Joe Rogan
When was the last time you saw mainstream news doing a deep dive on Congress people's income?
Cheryl Hines
Never.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. Doesn't seem like. Because they want to get access to those Congress people. Yeah, they want them to come on their shows. You know, it's a weird business. It's a weird business because most certainly when people get into office, they profit immensely. You don't just. So if you're like, let's just pretend you're the president. If you become the president, I think the president gets paid. What do they get paid? Like $450,000 a year or something like that. How much does the president, by the way? Trump doesn't take that money. He doesn't take a dime of it. 400,000. 400,000. But he does that with crypto coin. But the point is, it's like, so you make that money and then you're in office for four years and you go okay, well, are you going to live like Jimmy Carter? Because Jimmy Carter lived a simple life until he died. He never profited off of the fact that he was a president. Or are you going to be one of those people that give speeches to banks and you inexplicably make like 300 grand to just talk for an hour? Which is bizarre. That seems like a way they can pay you legally. If I was being cynical, that seems like you did something when you're in office and they made it kind of dangerous.
Cheryl Hines
Happy?
Joe Rogan
You're gonna go on your boring ass speaking tour and break it in and.
Cheryl Hines
You know, getting sitting on boards. Right. Makes me think of the opioid situation with what's their names?
Joe Rogan
The Sackler. Yeah. Yes. Yeah, there's a lot of that.
Cheryl Hines
The guy from the FDA that approved it and then left and then they found him. Really?
Joe Rogan
Yeah. When that documentary Painkiller came out on Netflix, which is just so good. Peter Berg did that. It's so.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Not documentary. Doc.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Matthew Broderick plays the Sackler.
Cheryl Hines
It was really good.
Joe Rogan
Really good. The guy who approved it, apparently he was saying no forever. And then they took him to a hotel for like three days, and then he.
Cheryl Hines
The Stackler family.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah. Took the FDA guy.
Joe Rogan
I mean, what did they do in that hotel? It like to be a fly on.
Cheryl Hines
The wall, close the doors.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. I don't know what happened.
Cheryl Hines
Suddenly.
Joe Rogan
And then he got a nice job afterwards where he got paid really well. That's a gross thing that they do where there's this revolving door between the FDA and all these other departments and then these other corporations. So you leave and then you get this amazing job working for the very corporation that you were regulating.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Like, if you were doing a good job, wouldn't they want to have nothing to do with you?
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Like this kept us from making billions of dollars.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
We're gonna hire them and give them $2 million in a consulting job.
Cheryl Hines
Consulting. Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. It's kind of a way to pay people off. Seems like it. Someone like me on the outside, I'm just looking at it logically, just looking.
Cheryl Hines
At it from my point of view. Yeah, of course.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. It seems like it's.
Cheryl Hines
That's why.
Joe Rogan
And it's legal. Somehow or another, that's a weird loophole that should be closed up. You should not be able to regulate an industry and then leave immediately and go work for said industry and make a shit ton of money.
Cheryl Hines
Well. Right.
Joe Rogan
This is awesome.
Cheryl Hines
Maybe you guys, somebody is doing something.
Joe Rogan
Maybe somebody talked. That's why?
Cheryl Hines
But a lot of people don't like Bobby. Bobby's like.
Joe Rogan
Well, he calls people out on that.
Cheryl Hines
Stuff around with this.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. The Sackler family one is nuts. Because it doesn't seem like they're in trouble. It doesn't seem like there. There was a deal, a sweetheart deal, where they were going to give a certain amount of money, a small percentage of the amount that they profited, and then that would also make them immune to prosecution. But then a judge pulled that deal right after the documentary came out or the docu series came out. But then you never heard another thing about it. So let's put this on ice for a little bit and just everybody shut the fuck up.
Cheryl Hines
Another thing I'm gonna have to look.
Joe Rogan
Up to everybody shut the fuck up. And then it never made it in the news anymore, and it just kind of drifted away. But that family is responsible for the death of who knows how many people.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Ruined who knows how many lives.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Destroyed families, destroyed children. I mean, think about if your dad's hooked on opiates and you become homeless and you're a child. Child. What kind of crazy path does your life take where it would never taken that path if your doctor didn't sell your dad something that completely addicts him to it.
Cheryl Hines
Right.
Joe Rogan
And imprisons him.
Cheryl Hines
Right.
Joe Rogan
Imprisons him in a life of just horrible addiction.
Cheryl Hines
Well, that's why, you know, when people talk about conspiracy theories. Right. It's a conspiracy theory until it's proven true.
Joe Rogan
True.
Cheryl Hines
So if that can happen, if people can tell doctors this is not addictive, and doctors believe it and doctors push it, and then you find out later, oh, yeah, they knew. We have documents that prove that they knew that it was addictive. They knew how destructive it was, but they did it anyway. It's like people can believe, but then they have a hard time believing it about other things they can't imagine.
Joe Rogan
Well, they don't want to seem foolish. And this is the thing about conspiracy theories. They've done a really good job of making it seem like you're a fool if you believe in conspiracy theories. And this is. They did a really good job of that during the Kennedy assassination. That's when the term conspiracy theorist really became popular. It wasn't really a thing that people talked about all the time before the Kennedy assassination. And then after that, that became this term that they would use for kooks.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
A label conspiracy theorist.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Like, they use that for me all the time.
Cheryl Hines
I was about to say.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, all the time.
Cheryl Hines
Are you like the king of.
Joe Rogan
I am a conspiracy theorist. Yes.
Cheryl Hines
Because by the way, what is a conspiracy? It's two or more people working together to do something nefarious.
Joe Rogan
It's always happened. It's been going on forever. There's a ton of them that I could just rattle off the top of the of my head. And I've had a few conversations with people on the podcast where they're like, I think most conspiracies can be attributed to ineptitude and this. And I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Not most. A few, some. But when there's profit involved, when there's profit involved, when there's power involved and there's control, resources involved, most conspiracies, in fact turn out to be true, you know?
Cheryl Hines
Right.
Joe Rogan
The more you dig deep, the more you realize, like, there's a concerted effort to make these conspiracies seem ridiculous because you don't want to be taken as a fool.
Cheryl Hines
Right?
Joe Rogan
I am a fool. So if you take a fool, you're fine with it. Congratulations, you're accurate. I'm a foolish person. I'm a professional clown.
Cheryl Hines
But why do you say that?
Joe Rogan
Because I'm the easiest person to mock of all time. I am a conspiracy theorist who is a cage fighting commentator. Like, half of the time. Half of the time when I'm working, people getting kicked in the face. Like, that's, you know, it's like that's like normal. Normal. I mean, but like, people look at that as like, that's normal for you. Like, that's like brutish, barbaric, like, stupid meathead behavior.
Cheryl Hines
Like, Right, okay, that's okay.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, I don't care. Okay. Also, I think they faked the Gulf of Tonkin incident to get us into Vietnam. Vietnam. Also, production of heroin ramped up to 94% of the world once we occupied Afghanistan. Like what? Like, how much of that's real? All of it. Plus the United States. The CIA rather sold heroin or sold cocaine in LA ghettos to pay for the Contras versus the Sandinistas in Nicaragua. That's all true too. That's real. Like, there's conspiracy theories you can get into that are fucking real.
Cheryl Hines
And you don't mind people. You don't care what people say about you. Well, I mean, if they say, no, he's foolish.
Joe Rogan
I am foolish. I'm a foolish person.
Cheryl Hines
Well, I think that gives you superpower to just say, I don't care what you think about me. Yes. It's like doing improv, right?
Joe Rogan
Well, Nobody wants people to think badly of them.
Cheryl Hines
Right.
Joe Rogan
I don't want people to feel badly of me.
Cheryl Hines
Doesn't. Does it affect your day to day?
Joe Rogan
I don't pay attention.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
I don't pay attention to it. It's not good for you to pay attention to.
Cheryl Hines
No. Like, if you see yourself trending on.
Joe Rogan
I don't see myself trending.
Cheryl Hines
You don't ever check it?
Joe Rogan
Nope. Never? Never.
Cheryl Hines
That is so smart.
Joe Rogan
It's not good for you. You don't have to change it. You don't have to change it. Yeah. You just got to keep moving.
Cheryl Hines
And with kids, that's hard to say. It's hard to tell. Kids don't pay attention to.
Joe Rogan
They're going to pay attention, you know, but they become more resilient from paying attention. And I hope your kids know who you are. I would hope that they get you.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
You know, and I think my kids get me and my family gets me. Look, I am who. I'm a fool, but I'm an honest fool. You know, I'll tell you what I believe and it might not make any sense to you and you can mock me all day long. That's cool.
Cheryl Hines
That's what's so funny.
Joe Rogan
I think there's some things that I'm foolish with, but it's okay. It doesn't bother me to. I'm. I'm nice. I'm a kind person. I try to be. I work hard at it.
Cheryl Hines
Well, you're smart and you're curious and you're kind to people.
Joe Rogan
I think it's important to do. I think it's to live a good life. You should have a good community of people that you love and you care for and you should be as nice to them as you can and have some fun in this life. That's. That's what I. But also, you can't be scared of people who don't know you thinking that you're an idiot if you're saying something you truly believe in. Yeah.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
So I don't mind talking about, like the moon landing hoax or UFOs or I don't care. All the things that people are like, oh, that makes you look like a kook.
Cheryl Hines
Like, who cares? Then don't listen.
Joe Rogan
Who cares?
Cheryl Hines
You don't have to listen.
Joe Rogan
Right. But also, like, I don't have to audition for something. Right. Like, if I did, then maybe I would change. Like, I know a lot of comedians that kind of change their act once they started getting on tv.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Because they kind of take the edge off their Act. They don't want to be as controversial.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
They're worried about a bit maybe getting clipped and going viral. Or especially, like, only part of the bit where, like, it's out of context, doesn't show the whole bit where, you know.
Cheryl Hines
Yes. Even words. I mean, that. That goes back to, you know, the campaign. It's like, if any words that come out of your mouth, they can't. Like, you said clip, then it's just gone, and then it's. Now. Do you talk about, oh, you didn't play the whole thing. You didn't say this was exhausting.
Joe Rogan
It doesn't matter.
Cheryl Hines
It doesn't matter. The words came out of your mouth. It doesn't matter.
Joe Rogan
Well, look at Trump's lawsuit with the BBC. They completely clipped his speech and took 50 minutes of it out and put another thing at the end of it to make it look like he was trying to get people to go and attack the Capitol.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah. That's crazy.
Joe Rogan
It's crazy. And, you know, he's suing them now. And then the head of the BBC had to resign and. But it's like, that is normal. That kind of behavior is normal. Yeah. Yeah.
Cheryl Hines
But what is this election gonna look like with AI and it's just gonna be craziness. So crazy. I mean, the last one was crazy. This one's gonna be so I. I can't even imagine what it's gonna look like.
Joe Rogan
Well, it's also. Trump has kind of changed the way people interact in debates and in. In politics, you know, and there's people that are trying to emulate his success. Right. Which happens in, like, all art forms. And I think running for president and being an entertainer are kind of connected in the fact that you could almost say that, like, campaigning is kind of a performance art.
Cheryl Hines
Absolutely.
Joe Rogan
I mean, think of like. Like comic Harris. She had that one great speech that she did when they announced that she was gonna run for president, when she said, if you're gonna say something, say it to my face. And everybody went, oh, shit, it's on. And then she ramped up in the charts. And what was that? Well, that was a great performance. That was a piece of art. Right. If you're gonna be in that. That's what that is. So it's like, this is what these people are doing. And he's changed the art form in a lot of ways. Like, he is like, yeah. You know, like when Elvis Presley came out and started shaking his hips, and everybody's like, what the fuck is going on?
Cheryl Hines
Are we allowed to do that I'm gonna do that. Right.
Joe Rogan
When Jimi Hendrix lit his guitar on fire, everybody's like, what the fuck? We can do that. You know, it's like someone sometimes comes along that changes the way people do the thing.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
And he has unfortunately turned everyone into an insult artist. Whereas you go to the Obama, Mitt Romney thing and if you can find the actual one, not one where people are commenting on it, it's actually interesting.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
There's another one that's the really good one. I think the best one is Clinton when he was running for president. When Clinton was running for president, he was so good, he was so measured. He's a great speaker. Oh, not only that, if you listen to what he's saying back then, what's really crazy is a lot of it are right wing talking points of today. When they talk about immigration, when they talk. It's right wing talking points of today. It's looking out for the American middle class.
Cheryl Hines
No, even Hillary, the things that are going around, the things that she said that now people are furious about.
Joe Rogan
I know when she was running For President in 2008, we've played this clip a bunch of times where she's saying, if you're in this country illegally. Yeah. First of all, you should have to pay a stiff fine. And if you've been arrested for any crime, you get kicked out of the country, no questions asked, everybody's cheering and you should learn to speak English. And everybody went nuts.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Like that's so maga. It's so maga. It's more MAGA than like JD Vance. Yeah, it really is. It's crazy.
Cheryl Hines
It is pretty. It is crazy. It's crazy. But also like no self awareness. Some of the Democrats that are watching what's happening and all the.
Joe Rogan
So I just don't think anybody capable. There's no other than Gavin Newsom. Right. Who is like the ultimate like slick politician guy. And regardless of how the state goes in California, regardless of how the city of San Francisco goes, he keeps winning because he's really good at like being slick and like presenting and pretending he means well. He's articulate politician and he's a good looking guy and he's strong, tall and he's got nice hair and people are dumb and they're like, he could be the president.
Cheryl Hines
He's my president. He could definitely play the president on TV 100%.
Joe Rogan
Right. So like that's all you have to do. Like you have to just be look the part, say this, say it the way we like a president to say it. And it's crazy because, like, they're the only people today that are allowed to talk like that and say things that we know aren't true in a way that is. Is a way that a person talks when they're running for president, that they never talk, like, in real life. Like, if that. If someone's over your house, they start talking like that, you're like, steve is fucking crazy. You gotta get him out of the house.
Cheryl Hines
He's very presentational.
Joe Rogan
It's so fake.
Cheryl Hines
You're right. It's a lot of the shouting and yelling, and it's weird. It is weird.
Joe Rogan
And now it's become insulting. And now it's a lot of insulting. And Newsom has tried to ape Trump's behavior path patterns.
Cheryl Hines
I hope it's. I hope the pendulum swings back to.
Joe Rogan
You need a really good.
Cheryl Hines
I don't know who that's going to be.
Joe Rogan
I don't think. I don't see anybody. This, that James Talarico guy is kind of interesting. He's pretty interesting. I've had him on the podcast before. He's very religious guy and very opposed to them putting the Ten Commandments in schools, public schools in Texas. And, you know, his take on it is very measured. As a religious person. Very religious person. Like, he's in seminary right now, and he essentially said that you're pushing people away from Christianity by doing this. And then it's not fair that if you. If you are not a Christian and you go to the school, you have to read the Christian rules. And what about, you know, the Buddhist rules? What about the Muslim rules? What about. Yeah, you know, this. It's just not right.
Cheryl Hines
And he can talk about it in a small way.
Joe Rogan
And he's also a very religious person.
Cheryl Hines
I'm not very familiar with him at all.
Joe Rogan
He was a school teacher, and he was realizing that cuts to the budgets were directly affecting vulnerable students in his class. And he pointed to this one kid that he had that was doing really well because he was getting counseling and, you know, came from a troubled background, but he was really, like, showing progress. And then they cut off the funding. He lost his counseling, started falling apart, dropped out of school. And he was like, that is a direct result of this lack of funding for important things that he thinks directly affect people that are vulnerable. And he was coming at it from a very honest and a very moral and ethical place. And when you could talk to him, you could realize. Yeah, that I think he's a good man and he has a real good chance of being like a.
Cheryl Hines
Is he from Texas?
Joe Rogan
Yes.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. He also pointed to the fact that.
Cheryl Hines
He'S kind of young, right?
Joe Rogan
Yes, very young. I think he's like 35 or 36 or something like that. But it's also. He pointed out that there's a group of very wealthy oil people in this country or in this state. Right. Rather. That want to turn Texas into a. They want to fund all the religious schools and cut the funding for the public schools. They want to turn it into a theocracy. You know, they essentially want to turn it into, like, this. They're Christian, what you would call a Christian nationalist, and they really want to push that agenda, and they're doing it with an enormous amount of money. They have an incredible amount of money, and they're these evangelical Christians, and they have these very rigid ideas about what people should be able to do in this country. Sketchy.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah, that's sketchy.
Joe Rogan
Very sketchy.
Cheryl Hines
And it also goes back to money. So even hearing that, like, to run for president.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Cheryl Hines
Takes so much money.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. A lot of money. But if people think you can win, they might get on board. That's where things get interesting. Like, if you think someone can win, like, how much are you willing to, like, ignore just because this guy will get in? And then once he gets in, that's the. The dirty part. Once they get in, very rarely do they do what they said they were going to do. Yeah, very rarely.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah, very rarely. Well, and do you think it's because it's so hard to make change, or you think once they get in, they're like, I don't care. I'm just gonna do.
Joe Rogan
Well, I think if you want to be really cynical, I think they say a lot of things that they don't mean in order to get elected.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
They say the things that the people want to hear in order to get elected. And then I think once they get elected, then it's like the bill hit Hicks bit. There's a Bill Hicks bit where he's like. I think they take you into a dark, smoky room and they show you an angle of the Kennedy assassination that you've never seen before. And then they say, any questions? And you're like, yeah, I just want to know what my agenda is. Yeah, you know, I think there's a little bit of that, too.
Cheryl Hines
Well, no, you're right. I mean, not about that specifically, but definitely when you get in, you see things that are just like, well, this is bigger. Yeah, bigger has been happening for a long time. And you're just a little tiny piece. That's not gonna change that.
Joe Rogan
The deep state is real. And if you want a conspiracy theory that a lot of people like to dismiss, just think about it logically. If there are a bunch of people that are in charge of enormous organization, and these enormous organizations exist regardless of who the president is, and they are in office for 10, 20, 30, 40 years, whatever it is, acquiring power, using their influence, enormous amount of support from enormous corporations. That's real. That's always been real. And you have to contend with that if you want to enact meaningful change as a politician in this country. And good luck. Yeah, Good luck fighting that battle.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah. And when you do get in as president, there are so many jobs that you have to fill, like thousands in days, weeks, months, thousands and thousands. So you have all of these thousands of new employees that are ready to work. They have have to be organized. Now they're organizing with the people, like you said, that are politicals that have been there or they. Their career people that have been there through it all through different.
Joe Rogan
Are they gonna be there when you're gone?
Cheryl Hines
And they're gonna be there when you're gone.
Joe Rogan
So they'll hit the brakes every time they can. They'll.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah, they're like, that's not how we do it.
Joe Rogan
Wrench into the gears, slow things down, make backdoor deal. Yeah.
Cheryl Hines
It's just like crazy.
Joe Rogan
I've talked to Tulsi about it and she's like, it's so nuts. There's people that are in charge of these certain offices and they just stop you from doing what you want to do.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
And you look and then you have to try to figure out how to get around. Try to figure out how to get. And then you have to wash their back so they wash yours.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah, it's a lot. It's just a lot of every day trying to frigging. And I'm sure it gets frustrating. And I'm sure there are days when you're like, like, well, I know I told the people I was going to do that one thing, and I can't say that one thing. I can't even get people to change their mind about what they're going to eat for lunch.
Joe Rogan
That's the real scary thing about AI is that AI is going to come along and be logical and say, let us handle this. You guys are good at this.
Cheryl Hines
I think they're doing that now. Don't you think they're doing that now?
Joe Rogan
Corruption, all this corruption, we could put a stop to it immediately.
Cheryl Hines
Through it.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. We can make things very effective, efficient.
Cheryl Hines
By the way, you don't think AI could weed out the people in Congress and wherever that have been, of course, that have been making money on. Interesting.
Joe Rogan
Of course.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah. Right.
Joe Rogan
I don't think they're doing anything illegal currently. I think it's very questionable whether or not it's an ethical thing to do. I don't think it is. But I think as far as the legality of it, it's not.
Cheryl Hines
It's not like, illegal to invest in a company.
Joe Rogan
No, it's not. You ever seen Nancy Pelosi when she got asked about that? It's hilarious. It's so funny. Like, they caught her off guard. And do you think. I think they should be able to participate. And then she, like, pushes the microphone away and, like, gets out of there. You never seen it. It's really funny.
Cheryl Hines
Maybe I have.
Joe Rogan
I don't know. Did he pull it up? It's a fun clip because, like, look, she's been running it like a G. Respect.
Cheryl Hines
Seriously, She's. She's been in for a long time. She's got a down pat, man. She's.
Joe Rogan
There's a photo of her when she was a young girl standing next to Kennedy.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah, I've seen that.
Joe Rogan
She's been in this game forever.
Cheryl Hines
She knows what she's doing.
Joe Rogan
Forever.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
And you want to know who she is? Her and Chuck Schumer, when they put on the. The African garb and they got down on one knee for Black Lives Matter, and it turns out that the. The colors that they were wearing were from a specific tribe that was responsible for a lot of the slaves. Slavery. They were the people that were enslaving people and then selling them. Nobody told her that. And she just wanted to look cool.
Cheryl Hines
Told her that. That's a tough one.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. Make sure that's true. I'm pretty sure it is. I'm pretty sure it is. What? You didn't listen. Oh, sorry. That Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer, when they got down on one knee with their African garb on the. The garb that they are wearing is from this one particular tribe that was responsible for a lot of the slave trade.
Cheryl Hines
And by the way, that also speaks to how some things are just random done by an assistant somewhere that's like, I need to have something to put on. And then now they're. Now it looks like they've made a big statement and it's, you know, it's like, oh, no, I didn't know. Know.
Joe Rogan
Well, that's just kooky to do. It's just kooky to do in the first place. I mean, just like, what do you. Why are you doing that? Well, how about just say, I feel very strongly about this particular social issue and we need, you know.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Less racism and we need to be more equal in this country.
Cheryl Hines
No, but it's about the photo op.
Joe Rogan
That you're getting on one knee.
Cheryl Hines
Well, sometimes accurate, sometimes if we go to.
Joe Rogan
I'm trying to figure out what they're saying about it. There's a picture, but. Okay. Yeah. People were just mad that they were wearing the stuff to begin with. I don't know. Right. It's called kente cloth. So was the kente cloth. Did it have anything to do with the people that were involved in the slave trade? Did they wear it? Because that's what I had read online. But again, who knows how much of that's real? That's the problem. You read things and it could be horseshit. Yeah. Fact check. Yes. Go back. It didn't say anything. It said fact check. Yeah. It didn't say yes. Yes says yes. First word. Kente cloths were historically worn by empire involved in West African slave trade. Yeah. So that's true.
Cheryl Hines
Well, it's funny because when Bobby and I travel internationally and we might. We might be somewhere where they wear specific clothing. Garments. Right. And it looks cool, and it's like we're supposed to go to a event or a function, and I will think, oh, well, why don't we wear what, you know they're wearing? Bobby's like, calm down. Just wear your own clothes. Don't, don't. Just don't.
Joe Rogan
Just don't.
Cheryl Hines
And I'm like, are you sure? Because everybody. Everybody's Cheryl, bring it down.
Joe Rogan
And definitely don't take a picture with their stuff on.
Cheryl Hines
Oh, no.
Joe Rogan
Theo Vaughn did that. He went to Qatar and took a picture where they were, like, wearing their outfits.
Cheryl Hines
Oh.
Joe Rogan
And everybody's like, you're bought and paid for and settle down. You got the Nancy Pelosi video. No, no, I was. Man. There's multiple versions of it, and it's. Most of things I'm finding are people commenting on it again. Oh, that's where it exists. I'm sure you'll find it. It's out there. Yeah. It's fun.
Cheryl Hines
I'm sure there are.
Joe Rogan
This was not it. It's not. Yeah, no. This is Yahoo Finance talking about it. And it shows 10 seconds of it, but it doesn't show her walking away like you wanted to kind of find what you wanted to see. Let me hear. Back it up a little.
Cheryl Hines
And she's tough.
Joe Rogan
Back it up a little. So you can hear the question. Government should be trading. Take a listen. Insider just completed a five month investigation. I think that's 40 Congress and 182 senior congressional staffers have violated the Stock act, the insider trading law. I'm wondering if you have any reaction to that. And secondly, should members of Congress and their spouses be banned from trading individual stocks while serving in Congress?
Cheryl Hines
No, I don't know. To the second one. Any. We have a responsibility to report in the stock. On the stock. But I don't. I'm not familiar with that five month review. But if people aren't reporting, they should be because this is a free market and people. We have a free market economy. They should be able to participate in that.
Joe Rogan
Okay.
Cheryl Hines
Okay.
Joe Rogan
Right. So I guess there is some law.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah, there.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, there is some law that they were talking about.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah. You can't know about a decision that's gonna be made and somehow have invested.
Joe Rogan
Right. But there's a lot of evidence that they do. And again, right and left. It's a lot.
Cheryl Hines
No, it's definitely not one group.
Joe Rogan
It's not. Well, she's the scapegoat because she's the best at it. She's the g. She's top dog. I don't even think she's made the most money. I think someone else had made more money. Right. Wasn't it? It's like 10th on the list or something. Who's the, who's the, who's the top dog? They're the one throwing her under the bus. Put Nancy in front of the camera.
Cheryl Hines
She likes Nancy.
Joe Rogan
She likes the camera. Get her out there. They're hiding.
Cheryl Hines
Nancy's like, well, yeah, there's some guy.
Joe Rogan
Who'S like middle of North Dakota, some.
Cheryl Hines
Just taking it easy.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. Just on his ranch, that guy Dave Rouser.
Cheryl Hines
Look at that.
Joe Rogan
149%.
Cheryl Hines
Whoa.
Joe Rogan
Okay. But that's. It says stock value, portfolio value, but it doesn't say the numbers. Yeah, I mean. Right. You know what I mean? It's like if. So if their portfolio goes up 149, but they only have 50 grand in it, as opposed to what Nancy has in it. Hers only went up 70%. You imagine if you, if you went to a guy and he said he can get you a 70 return on your money, you'd be like, what's your name?
Cheryl Hines
How do you know that?
Joe Rogan
What is your name? So I can Google you, Mr. Madoff.
Cheryl Hines
Right, exactly.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. How are you doing that? How are you making that much money? That's crazy.
Cheryl Hines
How about 100, 150%? That was like the top one.
Joe Rogan
That guy's doing good.
Cheryl Hines
That guy's doing okay.
Joe Rogan
Right. But maybe he's smart. He only invests a little bit. Just a touch. Just a little bit. Just for funsies in AI. Yeah. I mean, if you put in 20 bucks and, you know, you come back with 150 of 20 bucks, no one's gonna get. Gamble me. Yeah, no, but I will.
Cheryl Hines
You mean you're ready to start? But it's not like.
Joe Rogan
No, I don't gamble on, like, cards and stuff like that. I used to gamble on fights. I used to bet on fights, but then I really decided at a certain point in time, I probably shouldn't be doing this. That was a long time ago, though, before the UFC recently made it illegal. Not illegal, but they passed a rule rule saying that the people that work for the UFC can't gamble on the fights because there was a scandal involved with fixed fights where it looks like somebody took a dive for money. And then it turns out many fighters have been approached and asked to take dives. And so there's a current investigation going on.
Cheryl Hines
Just like basketball, like everything. The basketball thing, just. Yeah, I mean, I'm sure it's not.
Joe Rogan
New, especially when money's involved, if you get gambling involved, but my thought was, like, I don't have any power in affecting whether or not the fight goes one way or the other. I just insight.
Cheryl Hines
Right.
Joe Rogan
In terms of, like, what I think I have a more educated idea of what a fighter's capable of than a person who doesn't watch fights constantly. So I had. And also in the beginning, the early days, I had a giant advantage in that I was a huge fan of these overseas organizations like Pride and Strike Force, or not Strike Force, but risen of these companies were bringing fighters over. And these bookmakers didn't know about these fighters. And I knew a lot about them. I'm like, this guy's gonna everybody up. Like, whatever this line is. I would tell people, like, when Anderson Silva came to the ufc, I told all my friends, I said, bet the house. Bet everything on this guy. I go, this guy's gonna fuck everybody up. He's gonna be the champion inside of a year. I was like, there's no one to stop him.
Cheryl Hines
And he was.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. I was like, he's too good.
Cheryl Hines
But you. But you. But you don't wanna bet on. On like football or something that you're not. You're not sort of.
Joe Rogan
I would. I bet a little bit.
Cheryl Hines
I really want you to gamble for some reason.
Joe Rogan
I'm not scared of gambling, but I do know that it ruins some people's lives.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
But so do cheeseburgers.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. Some people, they ruin their life with Pop Tarts and Mountain Dew.
Cheryl Hines
It's true. It's gonna be. If it's gonna be something.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Cheryl Hines
But it doesn't have to be, is what we're saying.
Joe Rogan
Right. It's the same thing as junk food. Like, I don't think junk food should be in illegal. But I think what Bobby's doing with junk food is really important. And what he's also doing with just educating people. Like, hey, like the new food pyramid.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Oh, my God.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Finally it's aligned with all the real legitimate health experts.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Instead of this nonsense that you're supposed to mostly be eating grain like you're a fucking cow.
Cheryl Hines
By the way, you know, Bobby's job as secretary of apartment hhs. Even something like the food pyramid, which is. I don't know how you can argue with it, but people will find a reason to be mad about it.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Cheryl Hines
And it's no matter what he says or sometimes the president says, even if it's something great, like favored nations, drug prices, where they're saying for the first time, America is not going to pay more than other countries for drugs, pharmaceutical drugs. Somehow there are people out there that would be mad about it.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Cheryl Hines
They're not going to take it well.
Joe Rogan
They're furious, outraged. A lot of them are probably paid off. They're paid off to be. There's a lot of paid influencers. That's one thing to take into consideration when it comes to anything. Not like foreign policy issues, pharmaceutical drug issues. There's a lot of people that are paid to have certain opinions. That's fact.
Cheryl Hines
And get it out there.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. They get it out there and, you know, someone takes advantage of the fact that this person has a large platform and then they say, hey, you know, this drug price thing is wrong. We're doing something terrible. These pharmaceutical drugs, how much money they have to spend in order. We have to make sure they're profitable.
Cheryl Hines
Hard on them.
Joe Rogan
This is a crime. Yeah. To make it cheaper for everybody else. Like, they need all the money.
Cheryl Hines
Do you think that like influencers that are just, you know, the people that are showing you how to do an exercise or how to do your. Your makeup, you think those guys. Yeah. Somehow they get involved. Right.
Joe Rogan
It depends on who they are and how influential they are. But I know that happened during COVID They paid a lot of people to promote the vaccines.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
They paid people.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
To promote the vaccines, which is just people. That's crazy. Like, if the medicine's good, you shouldn't have to pay people to promote it.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
When was the last time you saw a influencer getting paid to promote penicillin?
Cheryl Hines
I've never.
Joe Rogan
Never. Why? Because it works. It's good. You don't have to do that.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
If you need it, you should go to the doctor and get penicillin. It's like tried and proven medication.
Cheryl Hines
That was a weird.
Joe Rogan
It's a weird time. Weird, super weird time. But it opened up a lot of people's eyes and, you know, air quotes. Red pilled a lot of people.
Cheryl Hines
I hear that term a lot. Is there a term black pilled?
Joe Rogan
Yes.
Cheryl Hines
Oh, never saw it.
Joe Rogan
Oh, you never saw the Matrix, but.
Cheryl Hines
I see you're inactive. I've seen him, like, going backwards. And the bullet, it's like. Okay, I get it. I got the thing. Oh, wait. So red pill.
Joe Rogan
So Morpheus presents. Presents.
Cheryl Hines
Is that Keanu Reeves?
Joe Rogan
Yes. Well, Morpheus is Laurence Fishburne. Lawrence Fishburne presents Keanu Reeves with two pills, okay? One of them is the blue pill. If he takes his blue pill, he stays in the Matrix and he has no knowledge of what reality is all about. If he takes the red pill, the red pill's reality and he gets to see. So he takes the red pill. The red pill is reality. And so there's a lot of people that took that blue pill. And, you know, and they can't tell you what a woman woman is.
Cheryl Hines
That's an interesting conversation when you hear that.
Joe Rogan
A great example of someone who took the blue pill. When you just say, like in these congressional hearings, like Josh Howley, or these people say, what is a woman? And, like, someone who identifies as a woman. Okay. What are they identifying as? And it's like this weird circular logic, and they just keep going and they don't have anything. Can. Can men. Men menstruate? Can men get pregnant? Yes. Some men can get pregnant. Yes. Some men can have babies. Yes. Some men menstruate. And you're like, do you have a PhD? Are you really a teacher? This is crazy.
Cheryl Hines
It is.
Joe Rogan
But that's. Blue pill. They took blue pill.
Cheryl Hines
Is there such thing as a black pill?
Joe Rogan
Yes.
Cheryl Hines
What is the black pill?
Joe Rogan
We're doomed and we're fucked and everything's. They think it's all Pedophiles and Satanists are running the government. And then the white pill, people think everything's gonna be great.
Cheryl Hines
Oh, can I get the white one?
Joe Rogan
Yeah. The white pill would be a good thing to take, but I don't think it's accurate. I think you want a gray pill. If they just have a gray pill that gets you, like, hey, there probably are a bunch of Satanists and pedophiles in positions of high power. And then there's also probably a real good chance that we'll pull through this and we'll be better than we've ever been before.
Cheryl Hines
That's possible. Possible, yeah.
Joe Rogan
There's a lot of exciting possibility about the future of human beings. And I think the good thing and the bad thing about the Internet is the free distribution of information. There's a good thing about it that I try to focus on is that more people have an understanding of how things are really working than ever before.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Like this Epstein file thing. Right. That was a big eye opener for a lot of people. When you see how many people after 2008, after he was arrested, after he went to jail, we're actively taking money from him. MIT took money from him and tried to hide it and said, make sure that any donations from Jeffrey are listed as anonymous. So you find out, like, people are like. They referred to him as Voldemort. Like, you couldn't say his name. Wow. There was a lot of people that met with him and did business with him and traveled with him after he was arrested, after he went to jail.
Cheryl Hines
Do you spend a lot of time reading, reading them?
Joe Rogan
No, I try not to. I try to have experts. Come on. I try to read. You just. You can't change it.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
And it'll fuck with your head.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah. It's toxic.
Joe Rogan
You will really get it.
Cheryl Hines
It'll stick with your. And I know. I've tried not to. I haven't read any of them. I do see things on the news, and I'm not saying, oh, if I don't hear it, that means it didn't happen. But it's just. It is such a toxic situation that I think it would be hard to.
Joe Rogan
It seems very dark.
Cheryl Hines
Very dark.
Joe Rogan
Because it seems like it was this bizarre black male influence thing that was going on for a long time, for.
Cheryl Hines
So long, through different administrations. That's what's so unbelievable about it, how long it was going on. On.
Joe Rogan
I'm in the files for not going.
Cheryl Hines
Huh?
Joe Rogan
Yeah. I'm in the files for not going. Because Jeffrey Epstein was trying to meet with me.
Cheryl Hines
Oh, I did see that.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. And I was like, what?
Cheryl Hines
Like, no, thanks. Yeah, aren't you glad?
Joe Rogan
Yeah. But I would have never went anyway. It's like, it's not even a possibility that I would have went. Especially after I Googled them. I was like, what the fuck are you talking about? This was like, 2017. One of my guests was trying to get me to meet him. I was like, bitch, are you high? Like, what the fuck are you talking about?
Cheryl Hines
For what reason? Why would you. What would be.
Joe Rogan
If I was a guy who is, like, sucking up to the rich and powerful, If I was really interested in hanging out with rich and powerful people.
Cheryl Hines
You know, it's crazy. That's so crazy. But, yeah, some people.
Joe Rogan
Some people get intoxicated by being in a circle of rich and powerful people. Even if they're not. Like, they don't even have any ambitions of being one of those people. They just want to be around them. They want to be around Nobel Prize winners and.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Because this guy was. What he was doing was very clever in that he was getting all of these very powerful and very respected people together.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
And you would figure, like, oh, if.
Cheryl Hines
That guy's there, if that lady's here, this is fine.
Joe Rogan
How could this be bad? Yeah, look, it's Steven Pinker. How could this be bad?
Cheryl Hines
Yeah, you know, he's.
Joe Rogan
He's a genius. Like, and so you would go. I. I would imagine. Imagine you would go to these. Because I. Like, there's people that went to these. Like, he had parties in New York. Like, he brought in celebrities and comedians. Didn't Lewis Black get involved? Invited to one of those. I think he's talked about it. I know Chelsea Handler went to one of them. It's like, he would bring all these people in, and he'd like to be around famous people and entertainers and a lot of intellectuals and professors, and Noam Chomsky was famous, famously, deeply involved. So it's like, you would go, I guess, to these places, and that was how he would convince everybody that everything is going to be fine. Like, have you ever been invited to a party and someone tell you, hey, you should go to this party. Brad Pitt's gonna be there. Like, they'll. They'll tell you that to try to get you to go. Right. Tell you about the famous people that.
Cheryl Hines
Are gonna be there. Like, oh, oh, oh, I should go.
Joe Rogan
I didn't know. I didn't know.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
You know?
Cheryl Hines
Yeah. Yeah. It is weird. Some people are really driven by that, really love the parties and the invitations and blindly ambitious.
Joe Rogan
Right. They're willing to like, put aside, you know, all the possibilities of what could be awful about these people and get together with them without any. Even a cursory Google search as to who you're hanging out with.
Cheryl Hines
Can't have your assistant Google something about you.
Joe Rogan
Just do.
Cheryl Hines
Doesn't take long.
Joe Rogan
Hey, look what I just found out. This is kind of crazy.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Joe Rogan
It's just. But it's. What's more bizarre is that there's probably in this. I talked to Mike Benz about this. He was like explaining how this guy rose to prominence and how he got this kind of influence that he had. And he was like, there's probably a bunch of those going on right now, now that we don't know about.
Cheryl Hines
What people that are like that.
Joe Rogan
Like the same sort of Jeffrey Epstein type situation. Just someone else and somewhere else. They just haven't been caught yet.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Like if he didn't get arrested. Let's think about this.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Because his particular perversion, the darkness of it, was that he was into underage girls. He was into young girls. Imagine if he wasn't. What was he? What if he was only into girls that are in their 30s? You'd have never heard anything about it. What if he just hired these adult ladies to come to these parties that were already sex workers? Would you have heard anything about this? And that's the thing. Like, is that happening right now?
Cheryl Hines
Right.
Joe Rogan
Did you hear about how this started in 2005? I think this is.
Cheryl Hines
No, but I was. It's. It's. I'm glad you're saying that because I'm.
Joe Rogan
This is crazy. Two girls fighting. So it started between a fight between two teenage girls at Royal Palm Beach High School in Florida. Florida. Here are the details of how the event triggered the investigation. Early 2005, two girls at Royal Palm Beach High School got into a fight during which one girl repeatedly called the other girl a prostitute or hooker. Following the fight, school administrations and parents investigated, searching one of the girls purses and finding 300 in cash. The confession. The student initially claimed the money was from working at a fast food restaurant, but later revealed she had been paid for massages by a wealthy man, later identified as Jeffrey Epstein. This revelation led to a police investigation in March of 2005 when the stepmother, one of the girls, reported the molestation to the Palm beach police. Wow.
Cheryl Hines
Wow, that's in 2005.
Joe Rogan
That was the first arrest. And now listen to this. It says they identify the. What the Royal Palm Beach High was identified as a focal point for recruitment, where, according to investigations, it. At least 15 students were lured into Epstein's Palm beach home. Holy shit.
Cheryl Hines
That's so crazy. Since 2005, imagine if those girls didn't.
Joe Rogan
Get in that fight. Imagine if that didn't happen. Yeah, it's dark.
Cheryl Hines
It's dark.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, but if that guy was not into that, if he was not into high school girls, like, if he was just into grown women who were sex workers and he ran the same operation exactly the same way, it could probably go on to this day. And if everybody kept their fucking maximum mouth shut and if all these guys, you know.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah. I mean, look at. Look at some people that are in the.
Joe Rogan
There was nothing going on. So. Oh, FBI concluded Jeffrey Epstein wasn't running a sex trafficking ring for powerful men. File show. So there you go. Oh, there you go. Who says that? What's that? Source? Yes, it's going around the. I just found the place that was showing the headline. It was going around the Internet today.
Cheryl Hines
Oh, today.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, the ap. Is the AP reporting it?
Cheryl Hines
Yeah, today. Oh, I thought that was. I thought that was from 2005. This is like the FBI. I was like, oh, that's.
Joe Rogan
That's the gaslightiest gaslighting I've ever heard in my life.
Cheryl Hines
Whoa.
Joe Rogan
What do they think is going on? Just a bunch of fun. Bunch of guys hanging out. That is being fellas, having cocktails, talking about science. Still looking into it, but they don't have any evidence. Look into it. Maybe should get Eddie Bravo on the case.
Cheryl Hines
Looking into it. That is the name of a show.
Joe Rogan
Look into it. It's so crazy. It's. It's. But there's probably a lot of that that's gone forever. And it's also probably a way that they can secure business deals and make sure that people do things they want to do. They have a little something over them. They do a little of this, do a little bit of that.
Cheryl Hines
For sure. This is what. This is what. Yeah, I mean, that's what Epstein was all about, was manipulating people and, you know, holding it over their head, getting them to do something.
Joe Rogan
Allegedly.
Cheryl Hines
Allegedly.
Joe Rogan
Allegedly. It certainly seems like that. Certainly seems like that was a big part of it.
Cheryl Hines
I mean, is it possible that people didn't know what was going on?
Joe Rogan
Maybe initially?
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
You know, if somebody got lured in, like, they tried to lure me in and they didn't do a Google search. And also me meeting with this eccentric billionaire, supposedly. Who's just not. Not politically correct. Oh, he's a wild guy.
Cheryl Hines
By the way who cares?
Joe Rogan
People care.
Cheryl Hines
People care.
Joe Rogan
Weirdly. People care about billionaires. They want access. I think somehow or another it's going to rub off on them and they're going to be rich too.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, listen, I see that. Well, you see it with celebrities, of course. Everybody wants to be around that. I see it with Bobby. People want to be around him. They want to access. They want to tell him something. They want to talk to him. They want to. And it's like. Well, it's intense.
Joe Rogan
Gets really weird. Yeah, it's real weird. It's a. I think it's a natural human inclination, you know, I think it goes back to the tribal days. You want to be around the chief of the tribes. Tribe, you know, I just think it's a. Well, normal primate behavior.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah. And it makes sense that you want to be around people that sort of lift you up and give you ideas, show you something that sure wouldn't otherwise.
Joe Rogan
See that in the best case scenario.
Cheryl Hines
In the best case scenario.
Joe Rogan
Best case scenario, you want to be around good people because you want to be around a good person. If you meet someone who's really cool, like, wow, guys, really. I love being around that person. Everybody loves them. I really look at his behavior. I was such a nice guy.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Like. And then, you know, that's good. Rubs off on everybody. But also for some people, it's just like they. They see someone who's very important and they want to be important. And they think being next to that.
Cheryl Hines
Person, just being next to them, important, just being next to them is going to do something.
Joe Rogan
Well, that's why people name drop, Right. Name dropping might be the worst strategy that's ever been conceived. That doesn't work work. And yet people do it all the time. Like, it never works. Nobody ever says, well, was over at Leonardo DiCaprio's house the other day. You know, Leo and I are close. Nobody goes, wow, you're so cool. You're friends with Leo. No, they go, listen to this motherfucker. Name dropping, Right?
Cheryl Hines
It's weird.
Joe Rogan
It's weird, but people still do it.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah. It's like I was just telling my niece, it's like, oh, you just name dropped your niece. I didn't see your name. But I was saying, was he like a woman who has a bumper sticker that says classy? Like lady, I don't think you are.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Cheryl Hines
It's like if you have to, you have to tell.
Joe Rogan
If you have to tell people example.
Cheryl Hines
It's like, I don't think so.
Joe Rogan
Classy ladies don't have bumper stickers. First of all. What are you doing to your car?
Cheryl Hines
What are you doing to.
Joe Rogan
What are you doing to your car? Your poor car.
Cheryl Hines
Is it hard?
Joe Rogan
Lady's hilarious.
Cheryl Hines
Is it hard for you to go out? Can you go out or people.
Joe Rogan
It's a struggle.
Cheryl Hines
It. You were so famous that day. But it's. There's. There's fame, you know, where people are. Some people come up and go, oh, hi, I like the thing that you did or the thing that you do. And then there's super famous, where it's. Everybody knows you and it's probably. It's got to keep you from actually doing normal things.
Joe Rogan
I would think it's definitely a problem. Yeah, it gets in the way, but that's what you sign up for.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
You know, I didn't necessarily sign up for it, but it became what it is. Like when I first started doing this podcast. I never would have, never would. If someone told me it was gonna be what it was, what it became. I might go, not ready for that. I don't know if I want to do that.
Cheryl Hines
That's a lot.
Joe Rogan
I like to just be like a B list sort of weird guy on the outside. It's like, kind of keeps working, but that's it.
Cheryl Hines
You're the first person that I've ever talked to that's like, yeah, I just wanna be B list.
Joe Rogan
Oh, B list is sweet.
Cheryl Hines
It's good.
Joe Rogan
It's sweet money. Nobody knows who you are. Nobody cares.
Cheryl Hines
You can go to the movies.
Joe Rogan
Oh, yeah, nobody cares. If they see you, they say, hi. That's it.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah, that's it.
Joe Rogan
Hey, aren't you that guy that was on that show? Yeah. Hi. That's it. Nice.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah, nice. That's nice. Perfect. Yeah, you can go to Disney World.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
You get to a certain level, you can't go anywhere.
Cheryl Hines
No.
Joe Rogan
That's where you know you fucked up.
Cheryl Hines
Well, don't run for president, by the way.
Joe Rogan
No chance. Not a chance in hell.
Cheryl Hines
No. Never.
Joe Rogan
Never. Not a chance in hell. Zero political aspirations. Don't listen to me. If I run, don't vote for me. Don't do it. I don't want that job. I wouldn't be good at it. I'm not designed for it. No.
Cheryl Hines
That's a tough job.
Joe Rogan
It's a crazy job. That made sense when there was 150 people and they all had muskets. It doesn't make any sense that one alpha should be involved in controlling 350 million people. Yeah, that's not nuts. That's a crazy job.
Cheryl Hines
It's all a crazy setup. And by the way, elections are hell. The way they're set up is crazy.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Cheryl Hines
When you're in it and you start seeing this is what you have to do, especially running as an independent, this is what you have to do for each state. It's different for each state. Just, like, who made up these rules?
Joe Rogan
People that were trying to make sure that it was really hard to win.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah. To make sure an independent.
Joe Rogan
There's a. There's a thing where people are not allowed to question that. If you question, you call the fool or you call the conspiracy theorists. Like, hey, I think there's some election fraud. How much do you think there is? Like, one. When people say, I don't think the election in 2020 was rigged, I go, well, I don't have any evidence. I don't know. But if I had to ask you what percentage of. Of election fraud is real, I don't think you would say zero. Yeah, I don't think anybody would say zero. Well, I mean, Right. Do you think, like, there's a woman in California that recently registered her dog and used a mail in ballot and voted for her dog to expose the fact that you could do this? And, you know, California famously doesn't allow you to show ID when you vote, which is crazy.
Cheryl Hines
That's pretty crazy.
Joe Rogan
That's crazy. Like, you're not allowed to. Not only you not asking. You're not allowed.
Cheryl Hines
You're not allowed to show it.
Joe Rogan
That seems like if I. If I was being super charitable, I can't find a reason why that makes sense. And if I've ever seen Kamala explain that, like, people in poor places that can't go to Kinko's and they can't get their id.
Cheryl Hines
I haven't seen that. Oh, something to see.
Joe Rogan
Nuts. It's like the most rambly cockeyed answer for, like, it doesn't. There's no answer. Answer that makes any sense. Like, why shouldn't you have voter id?
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Unless you're trying to cheat. So then the question is, okay, let's say they're not trying to cheat. They just want to make it easy for people that don't have ID to vote. How much of those people are voting that shouldn't be voting? It's not zero.
Cheryl Hines
It's not zero.
Joe Rogan
So how much of an effect did it have on the election? I don't know. But here's the thing. Democrats, if that's a fact, act, and it happened in 2020 and maybe it happened in 2024. We don't know. Maybe it'll happen again in 2028. Maybe the Republicans will lock it down.
Cheryl Hines
Right.
Joe Rogan
And they'll rig the elections. Do you think that's okay? I don't think that's okay.
Cheryl Hines
Right. Well, by the way, remember Bush v. Gore?
Joe Rogan
Oh, yeah.
Cheryl Hines
I mean, that's when things turned for me, where I was like, I'm out. I'm not. It was so shady and it was so dramatic.
Joe Rogan
A couple weeks to figure out who the president.
Cheryl Hines
Remember that? I. I do, yeah. I do.
Joe Rogan
Do you remember Hacking Democracy, the documentary on hbo?
Cheryl Hines
No.
Joe Rogan
Ooh. It was really good because it was all about the diebolt systems. And they showed in this documentary that these systems have third party input. So the idea was that these systems were owned by some large contributor to the Republican Party. And these machines that were in place supposedly on this show, on this, if I remember correctly, they showed that they can afford affect the election. They could show they could change the numbers with third party input, and they did it on the show. So on this. And so at that time, that was supposed to be evidence that the Republicans were capable of rigging the election. And so everyone was supposed to be outraged, oh, my God, they've hijacked our election process and stolen it. But then in 2020, because it was Trump and he's such a polarizing character that when he said that the election was stolen, everybody was like, this is an affront to our democracy. Never has a president. President said that the elections weren't fair. That's not even true because Hillary did it in 2016. She said that he wasn't the rightful president, that Russia helped him win.
Cheryl Hines
I mean, it's been going on. I think every. Almost every election, I think there are people. And just like Gore v. Bush, it was like people were so outraged. And it was, you know, we're not going to take this. This cannot be how our elections are held. And, you know, for a moment in time, it felt like, oh, my gosh, they're really gonna woo. They're gonna redo it. All that.
Joe Rogan
It's.
Cheryl Hines
Every year, nothing.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Cheryl Hines
Every year it's. People are outraged.
Joe Rogan
It seems like it escalates.
Cheryl Hines
People love to be outraged.
Joe Rogan
They do.
Cheryl Hines
It makes them feel like they're doing something.
Joe Rogan
They enjoy it. They seem to enjoy it.
Cheryl Hines
They do, yeah.
Joe Rogan
Well, it gives you a purpose.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
You know, that's part of the thing of being, you know, if you think you're an activist, air quotes, you know, you think you're out there affecting things. And you're out there chanting and screaming and carrying the signs that the NGOs had print up. And you're out there and you know you've got a purpose because otherwise you'd just be sitting at home watching Tick tock.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Instead you're out here saving the world and.
Cheryl Hines
And people can see it.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Cheryl Hines
But, yeah, maybe, maybe organize a group to help people get their citizenship. To help people. To help people. Yeah, Organize together to move things forward.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, the help people would be nice, but the citizenship thing is kind of crazy because the borders were wide open for four years and they just, they invited people into the country, essentially helped them get in, gave them aid, and then once they're in, now the new administration is trying to arrest them and capture them. So both things are crazy. It's crazy that you did this and that you just let these people and told them, you know, you can have a better life. Come to America. America. And then it's also crazy that now you've got armed mask people running up to people asking for your ID to check to see if you're an American. Yeah, like, both things are crazy.
Cheryl Hines
Both things are crazy.
Joe Rogan
But it's, it's just, there's no pathway even if you've been here. Like, if you came over here 25 years ago and you've been a great person and you pay your taxes and you raise a family and, like, there's no path. Pathway. You have to go back to Mexico or go back to Guatemala or wherever you're from. The only way to apply to do it the right way is you have to leave the country, which also seems kind of crazy. Like you've built the life here, like, right. Should be some kind of amnesty. Now, I'm not saying that for people that are criminals or people that, like, just got here, like, there should be some amnesty. No. Like, no. Like if you were one of the people that just recently snuck across the border, like, no. Like, this is crazy. You haven't built a life here.
Cheryl Hines
This is gonna be hard to. That's a tough system, right? If some people yes and some people no and.
Joe Rogan
Oh, it's a tough system. It's definitely a tough system. It's tough. The whole thing is tough because we're a country that's established by immigrants.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah. It feels impossible.
Joe Rogan
But you can't have an open border. You can't just have anybody come through because there's gonna be a bunch of criminals that come through. And you don't want that. You don't want your country to be more crime infested. You don't want your country to have murderers and, you know, cartel members just coming into the country and now getting citizen citizenship and being able to vote and organizing and that's crazy. That's crazy. That's. That's a. That's a good way to destroy your country.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
You know, you have to have some way to vet whether or not people are good people. Yeah. But when you just let everybody in and you let 10 million people in, how do you. Unless they get arrested while they're here.
Cheryl Hines
Right.
Joe Rogan
What do you do? And even then, like a lot of them during the Biden administration, they were getting let go. Sanctuary cities will let people go. They weren't.
Cheryl Hines
They were overcrowded.
Joe Rogan
It's just crazy. The whole thing is crazy because it's become a part of a political pawn because they just want a bunch of people in these swing states for the census so they get more congressional seats. And if they get these people and give them the ability to, to vote now you have a built in voter base and you can just rig the election. You could rig it that way.
Cheryl Hines
I need the white pill.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Cheryl Hines
Or the grayish white pill.
Joe Rogan
I'm handing out gray pills. We might be okay.
Cheryl Hines
But that being said, we might be okay. Things are headed in a pretty good direction.
Joe Rogan
Possible that we could be okay. But there's a bunch of things that have to happen. But a bunch of things have happened that are allowed us to understand how fucked we are. Are. Which is the first step towards fixing it.
Cheryl Hines
Admitting you have a problem.
Joe Rogan
The big one was Elon buying Twitter. That was one of the biggest ones of all time.
Cheryl Hines
The problem.
Joe Rogan
No, the big solution. Because there was. We found out when he bought Twitter that the government had been censoring people's speech.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah. You can talk to Bobby about that.
Joe Rogan
Crazy.
Cheryl Hines
It's crazy.
Joe Rogan
Crazy. Censoring accurate speech by experts from Stanford, mit, these people that were experts in their fields that say this data does not align with, you know, what you're saying, does not align with the truth. And this is what I think. And these people were silenced. They were kicked off Twitter. They lost their careers. It was crazy. And the government orchestrated it. That's not good. We wouldn't have known that if Elon didn't buy Twitter.
Cheryl Hines
And you think people would be outraged by that? You think a lot of people would be outraged on both sides of the aisle. On both sides of the aisle. They should be about.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Cheryl Hines
Free speech being shut down and people.
Joe Rogan
Were happy with them doing it. As long as it aligned with their values.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. That's not good. Yeah, that's not good. None of it's good.
Cheryl Hines
No.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. It's like you. We've got to have some rock solid ethics and morals.
Cheryl Hines
And if we.
Joe Rogan
If we don't have that, where do we get those? Jesus, Jesus, Jesus has to come back.
Cheryl Hines
Please, Jesus.
Joe Rogan
If you're going to come back, Jesus, now's a good time. But if he came back, everybody like, it's AI. They think we're dopes. Jesus hovering over the Pentagon, please stop with this war. They're like, this is.
Cheryl Hines
Nobody believes it.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. That'd be the real problem. That's going to be the conundrum. Jesus is going to come back. When AI hits its full peak. No one's going to believe they're going to go.
Cheryl Hines
There'll be a few, but then that'll be really divided. Be like three people in the rest of the world.
Joe Rogan
It'll be the people that see, like the Virgin Mary on a grilled cheese sandwich. Those people.
Cheryl Hines
Which, by the way, I've seen pictures, you never know.
Joe Rogan
What a crazy thing. If that's how the Virgin Mary wanted to give you a sign.
Cheryl Hines
Right.
Joe Rogan
On a grilled cheese sandwich.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
I'm here to let you know God is real.
Cheryl Hines
I'm here. It's like, oh, I was hungry, wanted to eat that. But now what do you do with it? Put it in a baggie.
Joe Rogan
You gotta save it. You can't just eat it. That's crazy.
Cheryl Hines
But then what happens? Happens. And keep it. Show relatives. Keep it in the freezer.
Joe Rogan
I think we're gonna need something. Something that happens. I hope it's not something bad, because one of the things when something bad happens is it unites us. Like 9, 11, 911 united us. It did for a small amount of time. People were pretty awesome.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
To each other. And we realized that we're. We're really together.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
We're supposed to be one group of people.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
I just hope it doesn't take something like that for us to snap out of. Of this crazy right versus left thing. Because people just pick a side and adopt their pattern of thinking. They adopt their. Whatever their values are, whatever their opinions are. They just adopt a conglomeration of other people's opinions rather than forming their own. And you can't question anything because if you do get cast out and you.
Cheryl Hines
Have to make clear that the other side is really wrong and the other.
Joe Rogan
Side'S evil and you're good.
Cheryl Hines
Yes.
Joe Rogan
It's good versus evil.
Cheryl Hines
It is good versus evil.
Joe Rogan
And with every election, this could be the end of democracy.
Cheryl Hines
Oh, every time democracy is on the line. This is the. Yeah, I get sick of that one.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. Oprah said that when she was running for Conwell. This might be the last time you're ever allowed to vote.
Cheryl Hines
Like, yeah. Is that on the table?
Joe Rogan
Do you think people are gonna tolerate that? For real? Trump's gonna be an emperor.
Cheryl Hines
Okay, I know.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Cheryl Hines
What?
Joe Rogan
I know it's weird, but that's how they get people riled up and get people to vote. You got to, you know, you got to use hyperbole.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah, yeah. You have to make people.
Joe Rogan
If Bobby tried to run for president again, would you tell him you, like, there's no way. Would you go, like. Would you say, look, we did this rodeo enough, dude.
Cheryl Hines
He's not going to run again. But thank the baby Jesus if he did. You know, once again, I'm saying he's not running. But I do feel like it would be different, because before I knew it was gonna be crazy. I didn't know why. It's kind of like having a baby, you know, it's gonna be hard, but you're not sure why until you have a baby. And then you're like, every night you're hoping your baby lives till tomorrow, and it's a different kind of stress that you had no idea existed. But with Bobby, I know now, I know what they're all up to. I've heard it's. I've heard all of the stuff that comes out, the people that come out, and they spend all day and night online, going to events, trying to get him, attack him, explain, expose him, paint him as this or that. And it was a lot. You know, that was a lot. And at the same time, it's so much bullshit that I know now what to expect. Like, just a lot of bullshit all day, every day. And I would know more, what to pay attention to and what to.
Joe Rogan
To.
Cheryl Hines
Concern myself with. Because before, it was all coming at you every day, all day. And also my own career, my own friends, my decisions got lumped in with that. So everything changed. Everything was changing all day, every day. And I feel like the changes that have been made wouldn't have to. Things have already changed. Some things have changed. So it wouldn't be in that state of chaos every day.
Joe Rogan
Right.
Cheryl Hines
It would be a different type of chaos.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, definitely.
Cheryl Hines
I see why people run again, because before, when I watched people run again, you watching it, and it's just like a. You can't. It's like a, you know, dumpster fire. You're thinking, there's no way that guy is going to run again. That had to be the 1 worst 4 year Hillary. There's no way she can run again. That had to be the worst time of her life. And then they run again, you know, and you feel like, oh, now I understand why. Because there's almost that idea of like, that's all you had. You gave your best shot. You pulled out all the stops from 1989 to, you know, so like, they can't say the same bullshit over and over.
Joe Rogan
Right.
Cheryl Hines
So there's that part of it that's like, okay. And I, and it's, I'm sure it's intoxicating for some people.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. Well, people like winning too. People like winning, so they want to, they want to be the person that's on the TV that says the new President of the United States. They want to be that person. I won. You know. Yeah. That's why people want to win. An awesome. People want to win everything. They want to win. They want to be the person on tv. Everybody says they're a winner.
Cheryl Hines
Ah, what about all the presidents before tv? They did, they didn't care. Or, I mean, I don't know.
Joe Rogan
I mean, one of the weirder presidents that was on TV was Eisenhower, because when he was leaving office, he told everybody to be careful. The military industrial complex. He warned them until television. His speech to the union. You ever seen that? It's kind of crazy because this guy's, you know, decorated former president. I mean, he's leaving office and as he's leaving, he's telling people to be careful, that you have to be very wary, that the military industrial complex wants to go to war and that we have to be very wary about their influence. This is a sitting president.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Who's announcing it to the nation. And I think people are probably like, wait, what? Like, and what was that? I feel like that was in the late 50s. When did Eisenhower give that famous speech? 61 Farewell address. It's crazy. You want to see it? Yeah, let's play that and we'll, we'll leave with this because this is of kind, kind of nuts because this is. If this, this aired on television back then, and obviously back then there's no Internet, there's no VCRs, there's no nothing. So you saw it or you didn't see it.
Cheryl Hines
Right.
Joe Rogan
And that was then.
Cheryl Hines
You heard it secondhand. And, and whatever opinions you get about it are from your neighbors. And that's it.
Joe Rogan
And everybody shared their opinions and it just got washed away. And no one really thought about it until the Internet came around and people were allowed to review it. So this is Eisenhower and security. Vital element in keeping the peace is our military establishment. Our arms must be mighty ready for instant action so that no potential aggressor may be tempted to risk his own destruction. Our military organization today bears little relation to that known of any of my predecessors in peacetime or indeed by the fighting men of World War II or Korea. Until the latest of our world conflicts, the United States had no armaments industry. American makers of plowshares could, with time and as required, make swords as well. But we can no longer risk emergency improvisation of national defense. We have been compelled to create a permanent armance industry of vast proportions. Added to this, three and a half million men and women are directly engaged in the defense establishment. We annually spend on military security alone more than the net income of all United States corporations. Now this conjunction of an immense military establishment and a large arms industry is new in the American experience. The total influence, economic, political, even spiritual is felt in every city, every state house, every office of the federal government. We recognize the imperative need for this development, yet we must not fail to comprehend its grave implications. Our toil, resources and livelihood are all involved. So is the very structure of our society. In the councils of government we must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought by the military industrial complex. The potential for the disastrous rise of misplaced power exists and will persist. We must never let the weight of this combination endanger our liberties or democratic processes. We should take nothing for granted. Only an alert and knowledgeable citizenry can compel the proper meshing of the huge industrial and military machinery of defense with our peaceful methods and goals. Crazy.
Cheryl Hines
It is crazy.
Joe Rogan
So it's basically he was predicting exactly what we were dealing with right now.
Cheryl Hines
Which is just like the president should be responsible for keeping our country out of war.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. And. Well, also that there's a machine that wants to go to war because that's how they make money. Because there's more money involved in that than anything.
Cheryl Hines
Oh, I've learned a lot about that too.
Joe Rogan
That's great. Scary.
Cheryl Hines
And that's pretty crazy.
Joe Rogan
You don't want to be on the wrong side of that.
Cheryl Hines
No, no. I've seen. I've seen some man.
Joe Rogan
I bet you have.
Cheryl Hines
Like stuff I did.
Joe Rogan
I don't want to know was the most disturbing thing. Well, what was the most disturbing thing for you? Personally going through all of it.
Cheryl Hines
Oh, for me.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Cheryl Hines
I think. Well, definitely I was worried about Bobby's safety, you know, just watching him.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. Especially. Yeah.
Cheryl Hines
So that. And then. And then for me, you know, I. Everything changed. And a lot of. I don't know, people just have. Was interesting to watch people change their attitude about me or that they. I'm not the person they thought I was type of feeling. Which is strange because I'm still the same person. So that was really. And still is, too, is sense. Very strange.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. But you find out who's real.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah, you do.
Joe Rogan
That's probably a good thing. It's good.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
It is good for someone to betray you like that. Look at you, sweetie.
Cheryl Hines
See who rises to the top.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah. It's true. It's hard. It's painful, though.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. You know, it sucks if you really like that person and all of a sudden.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah. Yeah. And you know, and also just people that don't know you that they assume things that aren't true. I mean, I sound ridiculous. It's like, okay, get in line. But it was different. I just did not expect politics to be such a part of my life.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Cheryl Hines
I'm. I'm still shocked, but, you know, but it's. It's. Everything's good now. But it was. There were times, and there still are times, but really, the safety. Bobby's safety was the most stressful. Every day, all day. You know, now he travels with the marshals. And then that's. And even when we. Even when he was running. That's why I do write my book unscripted, that, you know, he was trying to get Secret Service protection for so long and was denied, which is also Right.
Joe Rogan
While he was running. Yeah.
Cheryl Hines
Which is crazy.
Joe Rogan
It was crazy. Yeah. The Biden administration's like, nope, no. Yeah. Everybody else can have it, but not you.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah. So crazy. And then he did get Secret Service after the assassination attempt on President Trump, but it wasn't for very long because the election was, you know, close anyway. But just that just having Secret Service and security around you all the time is crazy, you know, and you learn. And also, you know what's disturbing? Like, you learn. You learn what to look for and what to do in an emergency and what, you know, things that you would never really. Things that you wouldn't think about. But then now you walk into a room and you look at people and you're like, okay, that. That guy's sweating a lot for no reason. You look to see what's suspicious, what's going on what's. And you see things differently. And it's just like you have to.
Joe Rogan
Have your guard up for the kooks.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah. A lot of kooks. There are a lot of kooks.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. And, you know, this is a conversation we had recently. I think they've weaponized those kooks. They make these people think that they're doing something important. Yeah. You know, and there's. There was a lot of talk like that, like someone needs to step up and do something. Like what. What are you saying? Like, what do you. What the right fuck are you saying?
Cheryl Hines
Right. Right. Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Like, imagine advocating for that and being. Thinking you're on the good side.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah. You should do something.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. That the only matters inside the nation. Someone needs to do that. Yeah.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah. Well, I'm glad we're. Glad we're leaving this on. I know.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. Well, it's, it's. It is an undeniably bizarre time. You know, it was a bizarre time. And again, I think it's uniquely bizarre today because we know more about what's really going on than ever before.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
You know, we know more about the behind the scenes stuff than ever before. And just there's.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah, but. And it's. It's about who do you believe? That's the thing. Well, once again, that's why people really like your show, because you're not trying to win anything. You're not trying to get anything. That's why people really respond to it is you.
Joe Rogan
I think people need some kind of uncensored, uncontrolled discourse.
Cheryl Hines
There's hardly any out there.
Joe Rogan
No. Most of it is controlled by advertisers.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. And it's just not good.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
All my friends who do shows where they're on some sort of a show, like you, you have to. You get notes, people come in. You got to cut this out. Can't talk about that. Don't bring this up. This is going to piss off that company that's going to do this.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
It's not good for us.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
And that's the beautiful thing about the Internet. Like, this is a thing that they never saw coming. And this, this is what's so important about Elon owning Twitter. He just turned it into the wild west, like, go crazy.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
That's what we need. That's the only. You get a lot of bullshit. There's a lot of. Everyone's gonna get tricked a few times, but for the most part, reality resurfaces. So that's our way forward.
Cheryl Hines
I'm gonna try to remember that, for the most part, reality resurfaces.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. When you try to squash it for a long time, no matter what, eventually it pops up. You go, oh, this is real.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah. Because there's only one truth. Right. There are a lot of different lies. Lies, lies. But then one truth, and if it, like you're saying, keeps coming up, it's really hard to deny.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. The problem is, like, with government, the truth is so difficult to understand. There's so much going on. There's so many moving pieces. You're like, okay, well, why is that happening? Well, who's doing that? Why is that?
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Why'd they make that decision in the first place? Well, what happened to that ruler? How did he get kicked out of office? We funded that, like. Oh, God.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
And it's just so. The rabbit hole goes so deep.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
And that's one of the reasons why people get so obsessed with all this stuff, because you could lose your mind just chasing down every single story.
Cheryl Hines
Yeah. Or just make a new one.
Joe Rogan
Make your own.
Cheryl Hines
It's easy. It's easier for them just to make a new one.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Cheryl Hines
You can have to, like, worry about the facts of what's real. That's like, oh, did you hear about Unscripted?
Joe Rogan
You did the audio for it.
Cheryl Hines
I did. My sister says to play it, like, at least one speed faster.
Joe Rogan
Your sister's telling you that's like, a subtle way of her saying, you're boring.
Cheryl Hines
Why are you talking so slowly?
Joe Rogan
Oh, that's funny.
Cheryl Hines
But, yeah, it's interesting. I mean, I think it. Of course. I hope. I think it gets interesting because I wrote it. But. But yeah, there's definitely stuff about Curb. Stuff about the Bobby. The politics. Bobby before politics, Bobby after politics. It's great. It's. It's a wild ride.
Joe Rogan
All right, well, thank you very much, Cheryl. I really enjoyed talking.
Cheryl Hines
Me, too.
Joe Rogan
Thank you. Thank you, everybody. Bye. Bye, Sam.
Date: February 10, 2026
Host: Joe Rogan
Guest: Cheryl Hines
This episode sees Joe Rogan welcoming Cheryl Hines—acclaimed actress (notably from Curb Your Enthusiasm) and the wife of presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. The conversation oscillates between personal, political, and philosophical reflections, focusing on the toxic state of American politics, the challenges of public scrutiny, conspiracy theories, the nature of fame, and the bizarre world of the internet and social discourse.
The tone is candid and reflective, with both speakers frequently using humor and sharing personal anecdotes to illuminate the societal challenges and oddities they discuss.
Cheryl’s Experience as RFK Jr.’s Wife:
“Before Bobby started running as a Democrat, people were angry. The Democrats were angry.” (02:28 - Cheryl Hines)
Tribalism and Groupthink in Politics:
“The moment you are rejected by your tribe, you feel terrified and filled with anxiety... And that’s what encourages groupthink.” (00:47 - Joe Rogan)
Political Hypocrisy and Theatrics:
Joe’s Experience during the Pandemic:
“They thought they were picking on me because they were the bully... but my show had ten times more listeners and viewers than their show.” (12:31 - Joe Rogan)
The Role of Platforms Like Joe’s Show:
“When Bobby came on your podcast, it was a game changer… people heard what Bobby had to say, and it changed everything for him.” (08:29 - Cheryl Hines)
Skepticism of Medical and Governmental Authority:
“For people to get mad at [parents] for even… talking about it… They’re not allowed to talk about the experience they had or ask why it happened...” (16:47 - Cheryl Hines)
History of Medical Blunders:
Surveillance, Social Media, and AI:
AI’s Societal Impact:
Insider Trading and Congress:
“Nancy Pelosi’s a thousand years old. She’s worth $400 million and she makes 170 grand a year. Make sense out of that.” (103:05 - Joe Rogan)
Revolving Door Between Regulation and Industry:
Hollywood vs. Politics:
Personal Authenticity in a Performative Age:
"I love having a shaved head... I don’t give a shit what I look like." (92:13 - Joe Rogan)
On Being Labeled a Conspiracy Theorist:
“I am a conspiracy theorist by definition… because I ask questions about things that are not entirely clear.” (113:17 - Joe Rogan)
Epstein, Blackmail Networks, and Elite Abuse:
AI and the Future of Power:
Failures and Manipulations in the Electoral Process:
The Problem of Outrage, Hyperbole, and Division:
"For the most part, reality resurfaces. When you try to squash it for a long time, eventually it pops up. You go, oh, this is real." (184:09 - Joe Rogan)
On Groupthink:
“Most people are sort of in the center. Right. And then you have the 10% on this side, the 10% on this side that are so extreme and loud… it is cult-like.” (01:33 - Cheryl Hines)
On enduring political attacks:
"Turns out I’m not built for this." (00:46 - Cheryl Hines)
On the authenticity of politicians:
“You can make a really good argument that both the right and left… it’s a culture.” (01:22 - Joe Rogan)
On Political Theatrics:
"[In politics] they will viciously attack each other. And then a minute later in the hallway, it's like, hey, how’s it going?… I'm still angry about what just happened, and they're already over it.” (04:49 - Cheryl Hines)
On insider trading corruption:
"If you had $400 million in the bank, would you keep showing up for work? …I'd be like, I'm good. I'm going to get out of here." (103:05 - Joe Rogan)
On social media and censorship:
"We found out when [Elon] bought Twitter that the government had been censoring people's speech... We wouldn't have known that if Elon didn't buy Twitter." (165:49 - Joe Rogan)
On enduring criticism:
"I am who... I’m an honest fool. I'll tell you what I believe and it might not make any sense to you and you can mock me all day long. That's cool." (116:19 - Joe Rogan)
This free-ranging episode blends biting comedy, vulnerability, and trenchant social commentary. Joe and Cheryl ultimately advocate for authenticity, skepticism, and critical thinking in both public life and private experience. While deeply mindful of the many systemic flaws and sources of cynicism—from manipulative politicians to corrupt regulators to the distorting force of modern media—they find some hope in the possibilities of open conversation and the resilience of truth.
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