#14 The John Clay Wolfe Show 02/13/16 Hour 2

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #14 (Hour 2)

Original Air Date: February 11, 2026
Podcast Theme: Cars, sports, irreverent humor, pop culture, and candid talk on everything from the used car trade to presidential history.

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Episode Overview

This hour balances John Clay Wolfe and his crew’s signature irreverent car-buying banter, listener calls on car values, discussions about radio syndication challenges, and lively dives into American pop culture and politics—including presidential antics, Saturday Night Live, and drug trends. The show thrives on unfiltered exchanges and a loose, freewheeling style that fuses car talk with social commentary.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Behind the Scenes: Syndication Growing Pains

• Early in the Hour:

  • The team discusses the challenge of fitting their long-form, freewheeling conversations into the shorter, structured segments required for syndication.
  • John laments being rushed on other stations, emphasizing how being pushed into formats with music breaks disrupts the show’s natural flow.
    • "They just didn't give us enough time to talk... what the listeners tell me that makes this show work is our free form, off the top of our head, true, a holist nature." (05:51)

• Crew jokes about the time-warp feel as they bounce between live and pre-recorded segments across different cities and frequencies.

  • "We did one segment, then we hopped a live segment, then we hopped in our DeLorean… punched up 1989." (07:28) — Bobbo

2. On the Air: Rapid-Fire Car Evaluations & Listener Calls

Call Highlights:

• Patty’s ’90s Cadillac Seville STS:

  • Car needs engine work, burns a little oil. John values it at $500, quipping the offer is “good for two years.”
    • "With the motor problem? $500 car. Unbelievable." (04:17)
    • Patty is gently chagrined but appreciative.

• Ed’s 2012 CRV (Houston):

  • John negotiates, moving Ed from $7,000 up to a $10,000 sale:
    • "Would you sell it for eight? Maybe… What if I gave you nine?" (11:19)
    • Ed would “probably” take $10,000.

• Billy’s Ram 1500 (Houston):

  • Billy explains selling due to his wife’s disability. John offers $24,000; also, shares his motivation for buying cheap handicap vans at auction to help those in need.
    • "If you need a cheap handicap van, I’ve got two. I bought these things… because I know how much the new ones cost." (20:30)

• Joel’s 2004 Volvo S80: $2500-$3000 estimate.

• Nathan’s 2012 Sierra: $15,000-$16,000.

• James’ 2007 Honda Odyssey: Valued at $4,700; John asks James to call in the trade-in price at the dealership for some on-air fun. (45:18)

Show Mantra:

• “We don’t just buy old junkers; we buy nice, new ones too!” – John regularly reminds listeners.

3. Presidential Humor: LBJ’s "Johnson" & Political Satire

• Extended riff about President Lyndon B. Johnson’s legendary lack of inhibition and oversized anatomy.

  • John is incredulous about LBJ’s habit of “whipping it out” and the historical origin of the term “Johnson.”
    • "The president would whip out his Johnson?… That’s where we got the term Johnson?" (15:51–16:00)
  • Excerpts of LBJ’s phone call to his tailor discussing extra room in his pants for his “bunghole” and “where the nuts hang.”
    • LBJ: "So when you make ‘em up, give me an inch that I can let out there, because they cut me. It’s like riding a wire fence." (33:37)

• Brief digressions on the 2016 presidential campaign:

  • Donald Trump’s language, Bernie Sanders & Al Sharpton’s SNL appearances, LBJ as most “profane” president, and political family dynamics.
  • Jokes about “The Wu-Tang Clan,” “Burn your Enthusiasm,” and SNL.

4. Popular Culture & Satire

• Vivid banter on comedian impressions, recent SNL sketches, and the spectacle of the 2016 primary season.
• Listeners referenced SNL’s Larry David as Bernie Sanders (“Burn your Enthusiasm”).
  - "Larry David did the whole burn your enthusiasm. So great." (13:46)

5. Bob Floyd’s Winter 2016 Dope Report (40:20)

• Comedic, Cheech-and-Chong–style segment on drug trends:
  • Legalization in Colorado leads to more potent marijuana flowing into Texas, squeezing margins for old-school dealers.
  • Meth is “the new cocaine” in hard-hit oil field towns.
  • Dry wit about “embracing chemistry” and “paying off the mortgage by spring break.”
    • "The climate for quick turnaround on all kinds of grass has never been better… Don’t be afraid to embrace chemistry and do keep a fire extinguisher handy." (40:20)
  • The team emphasizes the bit is both satire and “serious economics.”

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Syndication
  • “If you’re gonna syndicate this show, then you’ve got to play by rules… And that format is not ‘screw the breaks, let’s keep talking about whatever we want.’” – John (05:51)
• On Used Car Pricing
  • “With the motor problem? $500 car. Unbelievable.” – John (04:17)
  • “You know you wouldn’t sell it for seven, but you don’t know what you’d sell it for?” – John to Ed (11:08)
• On Politics & Presidents
  • “LBJ took his wiener out. He was famous for it.” – JD (15:14)
  • “That’s where we got the term Johnson.” – Crew, on LBJ (15:36)
  • “When you make ‘em up, give me an inch that I can let out there, because they cut me. It’s like riding a wire fence.” – LBJ (33:37)
• On the Dope Report
  • “Don’t be afraid to embrace chemistry and do keep a fire extinguisher handy and let’s pay off that mortgage in time for spring break.” – Bob Floyd (41:38)
• General Banter
  • “Pimping ain’t dead, G. It’s all about the lifestyle.” – Bobbo (44:10)
  • “When I hear people on the radio… It’s not live?” – John, reflecting on pre-recorded bits played as “live” in other markets (43:04)

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Important Timestamps

• 01:28 — Explanation of pre-recorded show structure for syndication.
• 04:02 — Patty calls in with a Cadillac Seville; car value talk.
• 07:28 — “DeLorean” time-travel jokes explain radio syndication logistics.
• 11:01 — On-air negotiation for Ed’s Honda CRV.
• 13:37 — Bernie Sanders SNL commentary.
• 14:05–17:10 — Trump, Cruz, and LBJ stories with memorable banter.
• 33:10–34:15 — Full LBJ tailor audio about pants and “Johnson.”
• 40:20 — Bob Floyd’s “Dope Report.”
• 44:10 — Classic “pimping” joke and end-of-hour banter.
• 45:18 — James’ Honda Odyssey call for real-time used car trade-in test.

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Tone & Style

• Language: Candid, sometimes crude, peppered with humor, pop culture references, and dealership jargon.
• Tone: Laid-back, irreverent, at times subversive, with sincere moments of empathy for callers’ situations (especially health or disability).
• Show Identity: The show’s value lies in its easy camaraderie, unscripted flow, and the seamless mix of real-world advice, comedy, and social commentary.

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Summary

This hour of the John Clay Wolfe Show is a lively mix of used car call-in negotiations, sardonic pop-culture and political commentary, and an infamous “Dope Report” lampooning the economics of illegal drugs post-legalization. A behind-the-scenes peek at the challenges of radio syndication frames the show, while listener calls provide practical illustrations of the used car market’s realities. From LBJ’s “Johnson” lore to hard-boiled car deals, the episode serves up its trademark blend of off-the-cuff hilarity and slice-of-life authenticity, never lingering long enough in one lane for listeners to get bored.

Transcript

[A]

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Thousands of businesses and enterprises trust Podbean to launch their podcasts. Launch your podcast on Podbean. Today. Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now, 800, 800 radio. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf. Good lord. That was a beating.

[C]

It was, yes. It was an exercise in recording. Recording.

[A]

And so what we did this morning that you guys are unaware of, well, here's, here's Patty. Yeah, Patty could tell us. Patty, good morning. You there?

[D]

Good morning. I am.

[A]

Hey, are you in. Are you in Dallas?

[D]

I'm in Plano.

[A]

Plano. Okay. So, Patty, what we were doing on the Eagle this morning is like, we're on right now too, but we're not on. Like it was fake. We recorded two. We recorded the whole 10 o' clock hour, 9 o' clock or whatever. Right now, if you turn on the Eagle and you hear us, you're gonna hear something different because we recorded that at 8:00. And that's why we're complaining that it was so hard. And the reason we're doing that is because now we're on a real show where we go for three hours and we can go long form and we're in a hurry. We're on 97.5 ESPN in Houston. We're on Planet Radio down in South Louisiana a couple of places. And. Damn, that's hard. They just didn't give us enough time to talk.

[C]

That's why you're used to talking, Used to just relaxing.

[A]

Yeah. Patty, Caddies, old caddies are not worth much, unfortunately. And have you had any offers on this car yet?

[D]

I've not. It is in beautiful shape. It's lived in the garage all of its life, John. It only has. It has under a hundred thousand miles, probably about 95, 000 miles on it. It's beautiful. It needs some engine work. It's got good tires.

[A]

It needs engine work. Yeah. Oh, what, what kind of interior?

[D]

I'm not sure. The interior and the exterior in beautiful condition.

[A]

Does it start?

[D]

I have to jump at. The battery's dead, but yeah, it'll start.

[A]

When you start it. What, what, what's it doing wrong? Like, is it not. Is it making, is it smoking? Is it rattling? Is it not staying running?

[D]

No, no. It did have the heating Rain when we started. Help me out here, Lindy. It's burning a little oil.

[A]

Like if you drive it a hundred miles, how much oil would it burn? One quart? Two quarts.

[D]

If we build it 100 miles, how much oil would it burn? A quarter. Two quarts.

[A]

Oh no.

[D]

You know what's wrong with the engine? No. Okay.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

No, it would not burn even a quart.

[A]

Okay. Not even a court, she says J.D. all right, so if we have a court in the back seat, we're good. And if we have a milk jug with some water in it, we're good too. Is this a Deville, an Eldo, a Fleetwood, or a Seville?

[D]

It's an sts.

[A]

So it's a Seville sts. So it's a North Star. Okay.

[D]

Yes.

[A]

Well, you wouldn't believe what these things bring. You sound so nice. And this is almost a gaffe because you're going to be like angry when I tell you what it's worth.

[D]

How much is it worth, John?

[A]

With, with the motor problem? Burn a little oil. I mean it's 500 car. Unbelievable.

[D]

500?

[A]

Yep. And you don't have to. You can think about that. Hey Patty, that, that bid, that offer of 500 is good for two years.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

Okay, thank you, thank you. 800-800-7234. Just go to givemetheven. Not all offers are good for two years, but Patty's 500 Cadillac is well special deal. It's only got 95,000 miles and I've got a feeling that her and Earl are not going to mile it out between now in 2017.

[B]

I got to ask you man, I know you hate when I do this, but what I mean, even without a motor, what would that car be worth?

[A]

400 a Hunsky.

[B]

420, baby.

[A]

Oh, I missed you, Bobbo. Parts, parts, parts. 8008-0072-3480-0800-7234.800 800 radio. We don't just buy old junkers. We buy nice new ones too. And you bought on a 75, 000 Rover on the Dallas show. Guess we're not going to reuse that call. 800-800-7234 once you replay it now. Yes, we did. We bought a 75, 000 river a minute ago on the Dallas show, on the Eagle. Dude, I'm sweating from that. I'm sweating, sweating.

[B]

What's your deal, man?

[A]

From that first hour before we got on here. So what they're doing is they're trying to explain to us the whole concept is to syndicate this show. All right.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

And if you're gonna send On Rock Stage, if you're gonna syndicate this show, then you've got to play by rules that will fit. What I think makes this show work, what the listeners tell me that makes this show work is our free form off the top of our head. True. A holist nature. Hey, yeah.

[B]

What are you talking about?

[A]

Right? And whatever we say goes. And we just do all kinds of wild stuff that doesn't matter. And we do so much of it, it's just. Okay.

[C]

Just hang out with your buddies.

[A]

Right? Yeah. The FCC is not coming by. The health department's coming by. We're all good. But to make this thing scalable on a bunch of big rock stations around the country, it's got to fit a format. And that format is not. Screw the brakes. Let's keep talking about whatever we want, as slow or fast as we want. Anyway, they're speeding us up, and they want to play music between the segments. Right. And chop it up. And it's hard for me to change.

[C]

Tough to cut down to seven minutes when you used to take in 20, 25.

[A]

Yeah, it's hard for me to. That was the clock. We just recorded our first syndicated version during the 8 o' clock hour. And to do this with normal, we did two hours worth of that in 8 o'. Clock. So we do a live segment on air, and then we break and we go three minutes, and we do a recorded segment through the satellite. And PDs would record it, so it's playing right now in different cities. What we did at 8:15.

[B]

I know.

[C]

Wait a minute.

[D]

Stop.

[C]

I know what happened, and you're confusing me.

[A]

Stop. It sounds like I need to be stoned to get this.

[B]

No, no, no. This will put it right together for you, J.D. okay, what we did was we did one segment, then we hopped a live segment, then we hopped in our DeLorean.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Went back in time, punched up 1989.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay. Recorded that, got it ready for the next segment. Then we came back live, came back to 2016. All's good, brother, as long as we don't mention anything that we haven't done yet.

[A]

We don't talk about 85.

[B]

Right? Like, you can't. I mean, you can't go to the prom with your mom, dude, because you're gonna mess up everything.

[A]

That's right.

[B]

Right. Space, time, continuum, dude. Okay, so second live segment done. Get back in the DeLorean, punch it up. 1989, man. And then we're done.

[A]

And this is all real time. Yeah.

[B]

And this show is actually still playing. We're here on ESPN in Houston now.

[A]

Right?

[B]

I mean, for real. Are we.

[A]

Sure.

[B]

Okay. I don't know now, but back in. Back in 1989, they're still listening to the second hour of our program we just recorded today.

[A]

A minute ago. Yeah, yeah. And it was hard.

[C]

Now, I totally don't get it.

[B]

Yeah, because they're trying. They're trying to go all structure, but you have to do that for some occasion, right?

[A]

So let's talk to this guy. Hey, Ed, are you Dallas or what city are you in?

[D]

I'm in Houston.

[A]

Okay. He's. He's live. He's real. Ed is not a Robot.

[B]

Welcome to 2016.

[A]

Ed has a. Ed has a 12 CRV with 63. What color?

[D]

Silver.

[A]

Silver. No, no sunroof. Yes. Yes. Sunroof. No sunroof.

[D]

No sunroof.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

The little cheap bison plates, new license plates.

[A]

You gotta love it.

[D]

My wife just. Just bought a new RAV4.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

And you know, little old lady driving it back and forth to. To work, and that's it. She's 69 and probably don't go over 45 much until I get in it.

[A]

Why did she not trade it in?

[D]

You know, we just have kids that we sell cars to a lot of times. You know, we have four boys and somebody always needing a car, so we usually pay cash and then keep the other one for a while and sell it to somebody.

[A]

Hang on now. So you sell it to your kid?

[D]

Well, yeah, they're 40 years old.

[A]

See, that's bull. That's bull ass. You can.

[C]

I mean to your kids.

[A]

I had to buy house from my dad that he got for free from his mother, who was my grandmother, and my grandfather that promised it all to me. I understand. And then they left it to him and he. He fenced me. Are you going to give your kids a car? Hang on. You shut up. Sir, I'm talking to Ed. Turn your mic off. What?

[D]

Ed thing. The only thing. The only thing that I got in free in life was advice. And most of that, I could have gave it back to him, you know?

[A]

Okay, so am I just setting the market for your kid?

[D]

Absolutely not. If you give me the right price, it's yours. I don't. Nobody needs a car right now. But like I say, I. I have a washer that's good in my house because somebody's always breaking washers. I got two ice boxes. Somebody's always needing something.

[A]

Welcome to Tradio Call in here now. With your item. Good morning. Welcome to Tradio. Ed, what have you. Ed's got a washing machine and a broke down dryer here on. On Tradio.

[C]

Used Levi's.

[B]

Now hold on, John. If I may say, I think Ed may be somewhat dam.

[A]

And how much is the car?

[D]

Well, yeah, but you tell me. I have no idea.

[A]

Okay, I'm gonna start you low.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

Seven grand.

[D]

Okay, seven grand.

[A]

Seven grand.

[D]

I don't think I'd sell it for seven grand. I'll just drive the wheels off.

[A]

What would you sell it for? What would you sell it for?

[D]

I don't know.

[A]

Well, you know you wouldn't sell it for seven. No. Okay, so how do you know that you wouldn't sell it for seven, but you don't know what you'd sell it for? Would you sell it for eight?

[D]

Maybe.

[A]

Warming up now.

[B]

You get close.

[A]

I don't know. Yeah. What if I gave you nine?

[D]

I didn't call. I didn't call for a maybe. I just want to know what you want to give me.

[A]

Well, I need to buy it. Okay. I'm a good guy. I'm a half assed, honest used car dealer. But I can tell you that we do make more money when we buy them cheaper. I've learned this over time, so if. And I don't. I don't think you're stupid, but I didn't want to miss you in case you were. So what I'm. What I'm saying is, will you take 10 for it?

[D]

Probably.

[A]

I think that's right. I think that's right. Okay, well, let's let. Let's do a. An agreement in principle at 10. At 10,000, you go to givemetheven.com, push some pictures, push the VIN number in the miles, say wolf, hit me at 10 grand. I've thought about it. I'll take the 10 grand. Or. No, no, it's going to take 10.

[B]

273.

[A]

All right. Or. Nope. It takes 11. It takes 11. Then we'll look and see if we can give 11. But I'm offering 10. That's all I can do this Sunday morning from the pulpit. Good month. Good night. Hallelujah. Praise God. Pay him.

[B]

Praise God.

[A]

His money. Tell him, Reverend.

[C]

Give the man his money.

[A]

Tell him, Reverend.

[B]

I have walked with the light.

[A]

Oh, no.

[C]

I have talked with the light.

[A]

There we go.

[B]

And I feel the glory.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

Lord, Lord. Amen. Amen.

[B]

Tell me, Lord.

[C]

Bring it to me, brother.

[B]

Same of the Mirano, Lord.

[A]

Seven, Reverend.

[B]

Seven thousand will become ten.

[C]

Oh, God.

[B]

When the wolf walks in.

[C]

You see. You see Bernie Sanders sit down with Al Sharpton this week.

[A]

I don't know.

[C]

There's too many. I thought it was a Saturday Night Live bit. It's so funny.

[B]

Why does he do that?

[C]

Because he's.

[A]

What do you mean? Why is he doing that?

[B]

Well, I know, but you know, you want it. You want to have the Black Caucus on your side.

[C]

That's why he's doing it.

[B]

A lot of votes. A lot of votes on the Democratic side as opposed to Hillary.

[A]

I love your people. All right.

[C]

You see my Saturday Night Live. You see him on Saturday night.

[A]

It was funny.

[C]

The Real Bernie Sanders Show.

[A]

Larry David with Larry David. And then Larry David did the whole burn your enthusiasm. Oh, so great. And I don't burn your enthusiasm. I didn't see it. Wonderful.

[C]

It was. Yeah. I'm not a Saturday night.

[B]

I can't shake hands with you. You just sneezed on your head. I'm not shaking hands. I'm not shaking with you.

[C]

So funny. Such a great pit.

[B]

Excellent stuff.

[A]

Burn your enthusiasm.

[C]

Yep.

[A]

Speaking of clips of potential presidential.

[C]

What do we got?

[A]

Candidates? Did you hear what Trump called Mr. Ted Cruz? Geez.

[C]

Here we go again.

[A]

Let's hear it.

[C]

Okay, you've not heard this.

[A]

The other night at debate, they asked.

[D]

Ted Cruz serious question. Well, what do you think of waterboarding?

[A]

Is it okay? And honestly, I thought he'd say absolutely, and he didn't.

[D]

He said, well, it's, you know, he's concerned about the answer because some people. She just said a terrible thing. You know what she said? Shout it out.

[A]

Because I don't want to.

[D]

Okay, you're not allowed to say, and I never expect to hear that from you again. But you're repeated. She said, I never expect to hear that from you again.

[A]

She said, he's a.

[D]

That's Tara.

[B]

God.

[A]

And that's your future president. Didn't Luke Skywalker do a bit about that, too? Donald, The Wu Tang Clan.

[B]

Was he kitty cats.

[A]

That was just. So what do you think about Trump as your president now that he said that in a public forum? That was the first. Right.

[C]

I just met Gorbachev then.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

How they say Truman could. Could really curse behind closed doors as well.

[A]

That's not. Behind closed doors.

[B]

No. No.

[C]

But LBJ took his wiener out these doors. Oh, he was famous for it.

[A]

Like, for what?

[C]

He was very well hung. And he showed it on a regular basis.

[A]

L, Lyndon Banes Johnson would show his unit to people who were wanting to see it.

[C]

Very well, Doc.

[A]

So LBJ meant a lot different than just what we think.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

He was going to give you the high hard when he meant it.

[C]

That's where the term Johnson came from.

[B]

He was probably the most profane man to ever wear a shirt and ties.

[C]

Bobby's with me.

[B]

Lbj.

[C]

Lbj.

[A]

Now, give me an example of how he would. Excuse me while I whip this out.

[C]

He would do exactly that in front of the press. Whatever. Shut up.

[A]

I'm telling. Shut up.

[C]

It's documented.

[A]

Wait a minute. Oh, the president. What? Sorry. The president would whip out his Johnson.

[C]

Yep. That's where we got the term Johnson.

[A]

Bob, is this true?

[B]

I'm gonna.

[A]

I've lived 43 years and never heard this in my life.

[C]

So true.

[B]

I'll tell you what I think of your legislation, and you pass it through. You force it on me. I'm not gonna veto. I'll sign it. But I'm gonna sign it with this.

[A]

That's his version of a Mont Blanc. You see me?

[B]

You seeing me, Bobby Kennedy?

[A]

I signed it with this.

[B]

I'm the damn vice president. Look at these nuts.

[A]

Got him.

[B]

Can you see me?

[C]

I'm trying to pull up a story, but it's.

[A]

I don't believe any of this.

[C]

It's absolutely the truth.

[B]

I'll give you your damn rule.

[C]

Showing it and. And. Yeah. Bringing it out right now. He was very well hung and he didn't mind showing everybody. Everybody.

[B]

I want to plead the fifth year because I never heard that, but I believe. J.D.

[C]

There is audio.

[A]

Hold on.

[C]

There's audio. Him talking about it. He's talking to a guy.

[A]

We'll work on that during the break. Send it to me.

[C]

Okay, I will.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

What is he. He's talking to a guy who's gonna make him some pants. Okay. I'll leave it at that.

[A]

Oh, he's. He was famous for recording his conversation. Yeah, but like, he was telling the guy that he needed to make him.

[C]

Extra room for my.

[B]

Yeah, make sure you leave plenty of room for my Pee pee. Looky here. See?

[C]

Of course, it's just like this.

[B]

And this ain't all the time, neither.

[A]

This is how it's hanging after our soldiers passed away. Half staff.

[B]

Let me tell you something, hoss. You better build something extra to the middle.

[A]

All right?

[C]

Exactly. It's almost verbatim. It says here it's a presidential PP Years ago, audio surface of Johnson demanding that a tailor alter his pants so they could accommodate his Johnson, which drooped down near his. In his work. In his words, bunghole. Right here.

[B]

Oh, Man.

[C]

Ladies and gentlemen, we're gonna get to.

[A]

The bottom of this. Literally, from tip to bottom, we're gonna get to. We're gonna figure this out, because this is a campaign. It's an election year, and we need to know if Trump is the worst or if Johnson is the worst.

[B]

I can't believe you say bunghole on radio. You know, every time you cast the devil laughs J.D.

[C]

I didn't know that.

[A]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Billy, good morning. You're on the air.

[D]

Hey, good morning.

[A]

What city?

[D]

Houston.

[A]

Houston. Houston. Bob, you need to sing. Houston means I'm a one day closer to you.

[B]

Houston means that I'm one day closer to you.

[A]

It's a. It's a half. It's a half ton. 4x4 with 40. Is it the big back door or the small back door?

[D]

Big back door.

[A]

Okay. What color?

[D]

Maximum steel.

[A]

No. What's that mean? Maximum steel. That sounds like the look in Zoolander graphite blue steel. Hey, you're looking for that Zoolander, too, aren't you? I'm looking forward to Zoolander. 2, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. So we've got a half ton. It's not a diesel, right?

[D]

No, sir.

[A]

Four wheel drive. Maximum steel. Hemi.

[D]

Yes, sir.

[A]

Bighorn Express. Laramie Longhorn. Laramie Longhorn. What have you got?

[D]

Lone Star.

[A]

Lone Star Crew Cab, Hemi. Maximum steel.

[D]

Electric blow.

[B]

I have a question about your truck. Do you have it in maximum steel?

[A]

When they. When the sales guy whipped out the four square onion, y' all were penciling the price and the payments and all that stuff, and. And you said, I'll do it if you make it maximum steel. He's like, oh, I don't swing that way. Is it leather or cloth?

[D]

Cloth.

[A]

Okay. Anything wrong with it or is it a nice one?

[D]

No, it's good. A little bit of paint rub off from where I had my boots in the back for fishing, but other than that. Good to go.

[A]

Yeah, we'll just put a bedliner in.

[D]

And it does have bedliner spraying.

[A]

Okay, put. Ben. What? You're not from Louisiana and your boots were. I thought that only happened in Louisiana. Hey, I don't want to spend too much time on it. How much? More than 23, 000 is this some.

[D]

And you can get to 24. It would pay it off. My wife just became person. Excuse me. Just became permanently disabled and trying to get some bills taken care of.

[A]

So how's the insurance on that? Is it, is it helping you?

[D]

Full coverage, good coverage, insurance, nothing. I mean, it's never been an accident.

[A]

Minus, you know, hey, I'm not trying to be a used car salesman. But, but, but if you need a cheap handicap van, I've got two of them. And I bought these things. I'll tell you the truth, Bob. I know you're going to think I'm being sentimental, but we had. Okay, so I was permanently disabled in 2003 and I came back almost all the way and you know, a miracle from whatever religion you're into, it was alright, I'm walking, I'm talking, I have a limp, but that's it. But I was, I was done for good. So they sent me to driving school to learn how to drive a, you know, handicap van, all that stuff. So when I see a handicap, since I'm a dealer and I'm at these auctions and I see these handicap vans sometimes that are real cheap, I buy them because I know how much the new ones cost. They're like a hundred thousand dollars or $50,000. And, and I'm like, there's people out there that would. Can use this thing. I damn. I bought one for, for $1,300 Windstar. If you need one, I'll hook you up, I'll sell it to you. 1500 bucks, which is basically covered my cost. But I don't buy it to resell. I'll buy it if you want it. If you need. I want it for somebody who needs it anyway. Yeah, I can probably get to 24,000. Go to givemetheven.com givemetheven.com giveMetheven.com load the VIN, push the pictures. Say you hit me at 23. I need 24 to pay it off and we'll, we'll make a decision. We're close.

[D]

All right, thank you. Thank you, bud.

[A]

Thank you. 800-800-723-4. Be right back. Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. I've got callers, I need to knock them down real quick. Get this handled. You ever get high, Joel? Joel?

[D]

What's that?

[A]

You ever get high?

[D]

Well, I mean, occasionally, I suppose.

[A]

You remember the line that's from. Correct. How old are you?

[D]

I'm 24.

[A]

No, you might not. You ever seen Risky Business?

[D]

Yes. Oh, okay. I know. I got you.

[A]

Do you ever get high, Joel? Okay. Joel has a. Yeah.04 Volvo S80 with 84, 000 miles average. Rough or clean?

[D]

What's that?

[A]

Is your Volvo average rough or clean?

[D]

I'd say clean.

[A]

2500 to 3 grand. 2500 to 3 grand. 25003 grand. Definitely, definitely. 06 Cadillac DTS. Jeremy with 108. Average. Rougher clean, Jerry. Average, average. Average. 2500 to 3 grand. 2500 it is.

[D]

Average.

[A]

25003 grand. 2500 to 3 grand. All right. Yeah. Nathan, 2012 Sierra was 61. Average, rough or clean?

[D]

Clean.

[A]

Rain, man. Is it four wheel drive or two? Is it extended cab or crew? Cab. Is it leather or cloth? Cloth.

[D]

Yes, sir.

[A]

15, 16, 17. Let's go with 16, 16, 15, 16, 15, 16,15, 16, 15, 16. 97 Ford bunch of miles and a 99 Ford. Bunch of miles. Are they four wheel drives or two wheel drives, Jeff?

[D]

They are two wheel drive, two wheel drives.

[A]

I'm gonna say for the pair, for the pair of the trucks. 2500 to 3 grand. Lord. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio, Brian. 12 Kia Forte Coupe with 106. You must be an Eagle listener, Brian. Are you? Yes, sir. All right. Rock and roll. 97 Kia Forte Coupe with 106. What's your payoff on it? Eight or nine grand.

[D]

Nine.

[A]

Okay. I mean you're just tank dude, like game over. Because it's like three grand. 800, 807. 234. Okay. We got through those. That was easy. So in all the Eagle cars, it was a total of $10,000. Wow. One guy was upside down almost that much.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So it's a balanced ledger. It's. It passed the accounting test. It's balanced. The balance sheet balanced. We had $10,000 worth of assets and $10,000 worth of debt for those in Houston. What is the Eagle? Oh, it's a Dallas station. We're on in Dallas. It's a rock station. But the early rockers tend to have high payoffs and cheap rides. It just happens, man. It happens. Just the deal, dude. Daniel. Advice for car purchases and interest rates.

[C]

Money goes to dope first.

[A]

Oh, shut.

[D]

By the way, I get higher every chance I get.

[A]

Good. Good for you. Okay, well, you and Turley can get together and Bobbo and y' all can run your own little brood. Yes, sir.

[D]

Us Commenches, we have the best stuff, so.

[A]

Oh, Comanche. Comanche.

[D]

Yes, sir. But anyway, my son is 21, first time car buyer. He's been approved to get a Nissan Sentra. We're going today. And he had his credit score of 620 and 670, not bad. And I'm wondering what kind of interest am I looking for for him? And maybe a car price.

[A]

Where are you taking it? Where are you going?

[D]

We're going to Don Davis Nissan in Arlington, Texas.

[A]

I would go to Vandergriff Honda or Vandergrift Toyota before you get there and tell him I sent you because that dude is one of my best friends and he takes care of my listeners and okay, he'll get you an interest rate. I bet at the other one you're going to get 12 to 14 on the first time buyer. And if you go see Vandergriff Honda or Toyota and use my name, they're going to get you 8 to 9% on a first time buyer on a car that's not that expensive. Thank you, sir. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. I mean here we go again. 2500 to 3 grand, Jim. Oh, 8 VW Passat Turbo with 140 on the miles. Actually it's 1500 to 2. 2 grand those cars. Unless it's a diesel. Is it a diesel?

[D]

No, it's not.

[A]

No, it's just, I would say it's just, it's just, it's hard. It's tough merch to sell, dog. It's tough. And VW's last run did not help things either. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4, 8. I forgot what the crap cars felt like. I missed them. I missed them. Now I remember. Now you remember why we quit.

[B]

Hey, what was VW's last run?

[A]

You won't believe it, man. It's different, man. The Eagle, man, everybody's on the Eagle. There's just more of that crap now.

[C]

They, they're there. They just don't have cars worth anything.

[A]

Here's a 2000 van, 2000 bottle van, 1 ton with a buck 80 on it. I mean this is like, like take Ryan Ray and Louisiana and make it 5 million people.

[C]

Tell the story about the oil change guy. You're giving away free oil changes. The guy shows up at when we. You were on the Eagle before and he gave away somehow there was this free oil change.

[A]

Yes, at Texas Toyota. In Grapevine we did an oil change giveaway for a dealer, right? And the guy showed up in his 72 short wide and it was 10:30 in the morning and he's sitting in the customer waiting area at this new shiny Toyota store. And he had him, he had him. A yeti, man. I mean back then it wasn't a yeti because this was three years ago. So it's just an igloo, but a little sixer. Little sixer. And he's sitting in there just popping his beer, just having a little cocktail about 10 in the morning. What are you doing? Like, man. Wolf told me.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

That I could drink my beer in here if I came to get my free oil change. And Grady said, well, if that's what Wolf told you, then that's what we're gonna do. Barry, where do you live?

[D]

In Houston.

[A]

All right, 2000 van with a buck 80 on it is a conversion van or a cargo van.

[D]

Oh, no. Oh no. It's a 14 passenger church van.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

And I've had two seats out of it sitting in the rain.

[A]

All right.

[B]

Praise God.

[A]

Praise, praise Jesus. I mean, there we go. I mean, how much more than a thousand dollars is it?

[D]

Hey, I, I could probably let it go for that.

[A]

All right, well, go to givemetheven.com send me pictures of it and tell them what we talked about and then send supplement pictures of the seats that have rain damage. We would just, just for the fun of looking at them. We just like to keep ourselves underneath. Thank you for tuning in, Barry. 07 Benzo S550 with 79. John, what color is it besides silver?

[D]

Black on black.

[A]

Good. All right. Average rough or clean?

[D]

Very clean.

[A]

Very clean. He said very clean. Is it a sport package? Does it say AMG on the, on the center of the wheel or the side of the wheel?

[D]

No, sir. I got the 20 inch Mercedes Rams on it.

[A]

Okay. 79,000 miles. 07. I like the miles. Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. These cars have been through an adjustment in the past three weeks. You're not going to like my number, but I'm 13,500, possibly 14 grand.

[B]

Praise Amen.

[A]

All right, we'll go to givemetheven.com and load it up and let's roll. If it's an 06, it won't do that. It's got to be an 07 because that's that body style. J.D.

[C]

You want to talk about the LBJ audio.

[A]

I want to hear about the term Robert Car Johnson. How the term Johnson came to be and came from LBJ's well endowed unit.

[C]

Fabled here it says for his earthiness urinating in the parking lot of the house, he would when anytime the urge took him. If a colleague came into the capitol bathroom as he was finishing in the urinal, he sometimes would swing around holding his member, which he liked to call jumbo Hooting once have you ever seen anything as big as this? Shaking it in almost a brandishing manner as he began discoursing about some pending legislation.

[A]

Hold a phone.

[B]

You're saying that's why we call it a Johnson today?

[C]

Yep.

[B]

Is for lbj.

[C]

Lbj, who was very famous for having a very large one and showing it to everyone.

[B]

Well, I'm right behind that man.

[C]

That's true. And then there's audio of him ordering pants and talking about his business.

[A]

This is long, so hopefully it's.

[C]

We just. We. It's not. It's ran.

[D]

Joe, is your father the one that makes clothes? Yes, sir. We're all together. Y' all made me some real lightweight slacks he just made up on his own.

[A]

So this is. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I want to color in. Hold on. Let me do my job. All right, so this is your president from 19, what, 67 to 1978.

[B]

And 68.

[A]

63. This is August 9, 1964. Okay. He was the President of the United States. And this is a phone call to his tailor. I wonder who's recording it.

[C]

But he does. He records it.

[B]

Yeah, he was. He made a lot of tapes.

[A]

Okay, let's go.

[D]

Sent to me three or four months ago. It's a kind of a light brown and a light green. Rather soft green and soft brown. And they're real lightweight. Now, I need about six pairs. For summer wear. I want a couple, maybe three, of the light brown, kind of a almost powder color. I like powder on a lady's. Then there were some green and then maybe some other light pair. If you had a blue in that or a black, I'd have one blue and one black. I need about six pairs. Wear around in the evening when I come in from work. And I need about a half an inch too tight in the waist. Do you recall the exact size?

[C]

I just wanted.

[D]

I want to be sure we get them right for you. No, I don't know. You all just guessed at them, I think. Send them. But wouldn't you have the measurements there? I can send you a pair. I want them half inch larger in the waist than they were before. Except I want 2 or 3 inches of stuff left back in there so I can take them up. I vary 10 or 15 pounds a month, so leave me at least two and a half, three inches in the back where I can let them out or take them up.

[A]

Where's the punchline?

[D]

Make these a half inch bigger than the waist. Make the pockets at least an inch longer.

[A]

He's getting to it.

[D]

My money and my knife, everything fall out. Wait just a minute.

[A]

My knife, my knife.

[C]

He talks about his. I don't like using the word.

[A]

When does he get Johnson?

[D]

Now, the pockets, when you sit down in the chair, the knife and your.

[C]

Money, it goes on and on.

[A]

It's too many. Another inch in the pockets, I'd have to cue it.

[D]

Yeah. Now, another thing. The crotch down where your nuts hang is always a little too tight. So when you make them up, give me a inch that I can let out there, because they cut me. It's just like riding a wire fence. These are almost these. The best that I've had anywhere in the United States. But when I gain a little weight, they cut me under there. So leave me. You never do have much margin there. See, if you can't leave me about an inch from where the zipper ends around under my back to my bunghole. All right, all right.

[C]

That's plenty.

[A]

Thank you, Turley. Thank you.

[C]

Very famous for whipping it out and showing a lot of people. It was. It was quite. Just look up lbjole, hashtag or bunghole, P word, and believe me, it'll come up.

[B]

It's amazing how, you know, the caricature in impersonations you hear of LBJ are very ticks and goes down. It's amazing how similar he is to George W. Bush.

[C]

Kind of a little bit locally.

[A]

Got a little bit of that. Yeah. It's amazing how Jeb W. Bush ain't getting the W. Bush even trotted his.

[C]

Mom out this week.

[A]

Is he quit yet? No. You know, GW is coming with him, too, now. South Carolina.

[C]

Really?

[A]

Yep. He's bringing out. No, not Daddy, his brother.

[C]

Brother.

[B]

Pair of Carolina pants I'm going to bring with me.

[C]

At what point do they have the private conversation and they go, jeb, we love you, but stop it.

[A]

But he's got so much money from the Super Pacs. He's got to spend it.

[C]

He got to spend it.

[D]

Yes.

[A]

Wow. All right, give it to Trump.

[B]

Children starving in the streets of Houston, in New Orleans, and Jeb Bush is still running for president.

[A]

Is that correct? 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Or just go to give me the Vin Dr. Comic Con. Back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Call him toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. Hey, I want to do something funny. All right? So in Dallas, we pre recorded this rock show this morning, right? And I think it's fixing to rejoin.

[B]

Can you.

[A]

Do you have the eagle upstreaming? What Turley. Let's hear ourselves.

[C]

We're gonna play back ourselves to record this morning.

[A]

It's ready now. Go. Okay. So this is on in Dallas.

[C]

This is what's airing now in Dallas.

[A]

They think that's live. But we're really live. 800. 800 radio. 800. 807. So that was this morning. 3. 4. Right here on this eagle. Justin. 98 Chevy. I'm just gonna listen. 000 miles is worth about $3. Maybe 4. What do you want?

[D]

After all?

[A]

It's not. It's not worth the money that we're wasting on the radio right now. But what do you take for it?

[D]

What's that?

[A]

You take three or 400 for it.

[D]

That's it.

[A]

Yeah. All right.

[B]

Bye.

[D]

I just try to get a race.

[A]

You got it. 50. 800. 874. 800.

[C]

Normally they go a lot so smoother than that.

[A]

No. Nor normally.

[C]

You bought. What's the most expensive car you ever bought?

[A]

100. 150.

[D]

No.

[A]

The most expensive. About 250. Yeah. Ferrari.

[C]

$250,000.

[A]

Sure. We'll buy expensive cars.

[C]

Good cars.

[A]

We'll buy expensive cars. The dope report is coming up in uno momento. 4. We need to hear that. So Bob Floyd is. Bob. Are you going to transform yourself to Bob Floyd for us?

[B]

Yeah. That's the. You know. You can't be Bob all the time.

[A]

And Bob is. Now that we're live right now. Is that still going to be real? What we're fixing to hear is the market the same. Yeah. Here we go.

[B]

It's an hour and a half.

[A]

And we haven't done this in two or three years. And it's one of my favorites. Sometimes when I do that to Bob. He really screws up. And just in. Yeah. Bob screws up all the time. We'll see.

[D]

Hey.

[B]

What are you talking about? Man?

[A]

So the dope report is like a Cheech and Chong spin off. Because. Because. Bob. I'm gonna give you a minute to get it together. I want to grab this. Speaking of expensive cars. I want to grab this real quick. Hey Brett. Put that one on hold. There you go. Sean. Good morning. You're on there.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Hi.

[D]

John.

[A]

I like these Rovers. You've got a 15 Rover Sport. Is it. Is it the solid color or the two tone color?

[D]

It's solid color.

[A]

Okay. What color?

[D]

White.

[B]

White. White.

[A]

That is a good color. 15 Rover Sport. Do you have a title or do you have a payoff?

[D]

I have a payoff on it.

[A]

You sound young to be driving that Deep. Because this is a hundred grand or new. How did you afford this? Do you have. Are you well endowed and you're somebody's boy toy like lbj?

[D]

You're asking a lot of questions, John.

[C]

Are you a fed?

[B]

No, I think he's a dealer, man.

[A]

A 15 Rover Sport with 13,000 miles. So it's a supercharged short body with the slanty ass end, right?

[D]

That's the one.

[A]

Okay, what do you want for it? I mean, it's a. It's a sticker on the rig is like 102 if I remember right. Triple net cost is right at 80. 79, man.

[D]

Well, I tell you what, I'll eliminate a little bit of the guesswork for you because I've already done some of the work on getting an offer already.

[A]

I don't need all that. How much you want for it?

[D]

Well, I've been to Carmax and they offer me 70 grand for it.

[A]

70 grand? Did you take it?

[D]

Well, I'm calling you, aren't I?

[A]

Okay, you are, you are, you are. What's it take to buy it? Because I'd like to buy it, and I'm better than them. I advertise to everybody. I'll beat Carmax or send you 100. With a guy like this, I need to be beat Carmax or send him a thousand. Yeah, because he's riding.

[C]

He thinks you're a fed.

[A]

Right. So what's it take to buy to 71? Buy it. 72. Buy it. I like. I buy and sell. I buy and sell these a lot. I'm very well, well versed on these rigs.

[D]

I mean, I'd like to get, you know, somewhere around 80 grand for it.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, I'd like. I'd like to lose some weight too, but it hadn't helped me.

[D]

What do you offer me?

[A]

I'll give you 74.

[D]

5. 74. 5?

[A]

Yeah. It's a 15 Rover Sport with 13,000 miles. White with all the goodies. What was sticker on?

[D]

What? If you can bump to 75?

[A]

I can bump to 75. If it's a nice car, if it's got any paint work, it's got any damage history, deals off. But if Carmax hit it at 70. If Carmax already inspected it and hit it at 70, I'm gonna be fine. At 75. I'll get 75 grand. So we have a deal, sir?

[D]

Done.

[A]

Done. Okay. Go to givemetheven.com put. Sold this to John. Per radio call. 75 grand. Here's the VIN, here's the picks. Thanks 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Or you can just do that at giveme the VIN vi n.com now ladies and gentlemen, the all anticipated 2016 wintertime dope report by yours truly, Bob Floyd. Sorry.

[B]

Time to take stock of the best buys and even better strategies of the deal for dealers in the know during the last phase of 1Q16. It's time for the Dope Report. I'm Bob Floyd. First up, if you're in the biz, unless you're doing it for free supply, your primary objective is stacking dollars and the climate for quick turnaround on all kinds of grass has never been better. Let's take a look at today's trends in pop after just over three years of total legality in the Rocky Mountain State, what most law enforcement in Texas are noting is a skyrocketing trend in mass quantities of high powered, hydroponic, concentrated and or infinitesimally superior quality marijuana being transported down the US287 corridor. And that's a big mixed bag for old school dealers in the Lone Star State. On the bad end, you're not going to find better quality grass than what's being carted in from Colorado. So competition on the quality front is fierce. But if you look on the high side, with the oil field dragging local economies into the crapper, who can afford the typical $80 per gram markup for the really good stuff being carted in? That's right, you can still score your standard half pound of plain old Mexican scentsy for around $400 if you've held onto your 80s connections senior. And it's going to continue to move right on out for upwards of 120 on the Oz right through to summer and that's a gross profit of $500 per haul. So stay friendly with your son in law Chet or the guys from your lawn service and keep cleaning up on the low rent smokers you know. And speaking of the oil field, less jobs and sporadic production means that a handful of highly skilled pumpers and derrick cans are working record hours in a week. So it's what they're saying about methamphetamines being the new cocaine. Because not only is there an immense demand and a clientele who will absolutely become the most reliable return customers known to man. If you're smart and living remotely, you can literally make this stuff yourself. And that's most assuredly a for profit venture all the way around. So don't be afraid to embrace chemistry and do Keep a fire extinguisher handy and let's pay off that mortgage in time for spring break. And there's our late winter dope report. Let's make some dollars and live life high. This is Bob Floyd and you keep.

[A]

Token 800 and 807, 234-8800 radio. Remember, giveme the vin.com. that is the end of today's program. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it's already over. Hang on. Get your wife a snuggie for Valentine's. That does not get you laid. Not this year. Not if she's under 67 years old. My name is John Clay Wolf. We are powered by GiveMeTheVan.com 247 all week long. We will see you next Saturday right here on 97. 1 the eagle. Okay, so that just aired in Dallas and that's why all these calls from Dallas are coming in the board. Sure. There you go.

[B]

Which is a great thing.

[A]

That's funny.

[C]

A good thing.

[A]

Technology is amazing. Isn't that crazy? We're live. So really, when I hear people on the radio, most of the time. Oh, it's not live. It's not live? No. Talk radio is about the only thing most of the time.

[B]

Most talk sports, I'm live, dude. If you check out my deal every day.

[A]

So back to your dope report since we're live and all. Is that all accurate?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Because you're normally pretty up to speed on your numbers.

[B]

That's the thing, man. And I want to say, like, JD's laughing like this is a comedy bit or something. Like this is it. This is serious economics, jd.

[A]

Yeah, Ask the state of Colorado, you.

[B]

Know, I mean, like, come on, man.

[A]

So is mess really the new touch.

[C]

With your lawn guy? That's serious.

[A]

Well, when Baba used to work here every day, he was loaded over at the car wash a lot.

[C]

A lot. He likes his car clean.

[A]

He knew all the Mexicans by first name. Yeah, it's weird. After Baba left, so did they. It's just, I guess it just weird. And that, that new Escalade, you know, you took less money and you're working at a cheaper gig, but you're driving a thousand dollar Escalade.

[B]

Oh, well, pimping ain't dead, G. It's all about the lifestyle.

[A]

James, good morning. You're on the air.

[C]

Well, he says howdy.

[A]

Howdy.

[D]

Looking to get rid of a 2007 Honda Odyssey. Just under120,000 miles.

[A]

Leather or cloth?

[D]

Cloth.

[A]

Average. Rough or clean?

[D]

I go average.

[A]

I'm gonna go 4700.

[D]

4700. All right.

[A]

I mean, that's what I think.

[B]

I like this guy's tone. There's something sarcastic just dying to get out.

[A]

Well, he can go ahead and let it go. James. He ain't said it, but, James, you can tell me what you're thinking.

[D]

No, I'm all right with that.

[B]

The way he said. The way he said 4700, it's like, well, when do you think we should take Danny to see a doctor?

[A]

James, have you been anywhere else? Have you tried to trade it in and they hit it at four grand or 4,500?

[D]

Actually, I'm driving there right now. Where are you heading down south. Houston.

[A]

I mean, what store?

[D]

Honda dealership.

[A]

Which one?

[D]

Big Star.

[A]

Let's call them. Big Star.

[C]

Big Star.

[A]

How about. How about once he gets there? Yeah, keep us on the phone. Yeah, okay. Hey, James, here's the deal. We're on the air till noon today, so I want you to get in there and say I want you to don't tell them what we're doing. Say, I want you to start with my trade in right now. Go out there and tell me where we're at on my trade. And when they come back and give you the number, I want you to say, hey, I got to run to the restroom. Hang on and call us back and tell us what you're doing. Tell us what they said. And I'd be interested to know, I think they're gonna hit you at four grand. They might hit you at 4,500. They might hit you at three. Let's see. Will you call us back when you find out? We'll have some fun. We'll have some fun with it.

[D]

Definitely. They're not anywhere near you?

[A]

No, I'm up in Dallas. There's nothing more fun. Jacking with car dealers, It's. It's a passion of mine. Yeah. Yeah.

[D]

So for the city of Houston market, Where's my L location?

[A]

We come to you with a three car transport and a check in hand, and we would do that Tuesday morning or whenever you're ready.

[D]

All right.

[A]

All right. So call. Call us back and let's have some fun with the car dealer, all right?

[B]

You mean you're going to come to the house?

[A]

We're going to come to the. You're coming. Y' all come on over.

[B]

Over.

[A]

Wow. We got biscuits cooking, some chicken fried gravy. Biscuits. Outstanding. It's the Breeders. It's Cannonball right here on 975 ESPN.

[D]

Rock and roll.

[A]

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