#164 John Clay Wolfe Show 09.08.18

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #164

Date: September 8, 2018 (aired February 13, 2026)
Podcast Theme: A wild, irreverent Saturday morning ride through the worlds of cars, pop culture, sports, celebrity gossip, and offbeat humor.

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Episode Overview

This episode is classic John Clay Wolfe Show: the crew celebrates the legacy of Burt Reynolds, riffs on “cry movies,” chats about classic rock, buys and bids on listeners’ cars, pokes fun at radio rivalries, dives into sports, and dissects oddball news with their signature unfiltered (and sometimes edgy) humor. Highlights include a tribute to Burt Reynolds with hilarious and heartfelt stories, a running “Pimp My Ride” fundraiser for DJ Pre K’s Cadillac, fake call-ins from ‘Satan’ and radio legend Paul Harvey, and quick-fire car deals—plus a deep dive into sports, celebrity sightings, and the business of cars.

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Key Topics and Discussion Points

1. Remembering Burt Reynolds – Movies, Laughs & Tears

(00:27–08:36)

• Opening Salute: JD, Turley, and John reminisce about Burt Reynolds, his iconic movies, and his “legendary stud services.”
  • JD: "Biggest movie star in the world for some time..." (01:04)
  • Turley admits: “That’s one of my secret good cry movies, man. Best Little Whorehouse in Texas.” (01:16)
  • Classic Reynolds: Deliverance, Boogie Nights, The Longest Yard, Smokey & The Bandit are all discussed, with anecdotes about his athletic background (Florida State running back), celebrity relationships, and infamous Playboy centerfold.
• Behind-the-Scenes Stories:
  • Turley’s story: “He had a jet airplane painted like the Trans Am... they did more cocaine and hoors and all the party crazy living stuff.” (06:20)
  • Burt’s Regrets: A caller notes Reynolds turned down Han Solo, John McClane, and the astronaut in Terms of Endearment: “He could have been Han Solo in something called Star Wars.” (15:18)

2. “Cry Movies,” Guilty-Pleasure Songs, & Sentimentality

(04:35–08:39)

• The team openly shares what “makes them cry” in movies and music.
  • Turley: “When October Goes by Barry Manilow just kills me... and that Asleep at the Wheel song, Got a Letter from My Kid Today.” (04:54)
  • John deadpans: “Probably when I slammed my pecker in a door.” (05:36)
  • Banter about South Park’s “Big Gay Al” and “songs too sappy for your friends.”

3. Fleetwood Mac’s New Lineup & Classic Rock Revelations

(17:50–20:59)

• Turley reveals: Fleetwood Mac replaced Lindsey Buckingham with Neil Finn (Crowded House) and Mike Campbell (Tom Petty’s Heartbreakers).
• Live performances on Ellen: Clips of the new lineup playing “The Chain.”
• John’s take: “You know, when these big rock stars go home, their wife still beats the hell out of them…” (19:53)

4. Car Buying, Car Talk & “Lightning Round” Bids

(13:28 and throughout, esp. 82:12–129:44)

• Classic segments: Listeners call in with their vehicles. John bids rapid-fire, cuts to the bottom line, and pokes fun at high-mileage Oklahoma rides.
  • John: “Does five grand buy it? …Does 13 grand buy it?” (23:34, 70:44)
• High-end sellers get special attention: Ferrari Phil calls in with a McLaren (85:18); “If I don't beat your CarMax offer by $2,000 on a car over $70,000, I'll kiss your ass…” (83:09)
• Behind-the-scenes market talk: “The year just happened into August, beginning of September. Happens every year. The 18s turn into 17s.” (13:48)

5. “Pimp My Ride” for DJ Pre K’s Cadillac

(26:09–32:47; 51:06–52:43 and intermittently)

• GoFundMe campaign: Raising $1,500 so DJ Pre K can deck out his Cadillac with a Gucci top, Dayton wheels, and “hood gear.”
• Radio stunts: They switch the GoFundMe image to a crying African baby to “speed up donations”—and debate if this will send them to hell, with Satan chiming in.
  • Turley: “It takes a village to raise a pimp, man.” (52:43)
• Celebratory conclusion: They hit the $1,500 goal thanks to “Albert Gonzalez.”
  • Albert: “I heard the desperation in your voice. I gotta help John out…” (76:10)

6. Mock Celebrity Call-ins & Show Characters

(54:36–56:43; 57:08–59:59 and others)

• Paul Harvey delivers news with dry zingers (55:53):
  • “At least now the F150 will be known for more than just its sheer ugliness.”
  • “Kalashnikov...are confident they can manage to have the car elected to public office in the United States by the year 2020.”
• Rush Limbaugh (parody): Talks hurricanes, Percocet breaks, and Trump's White House drama (62:36).
• 'Satan' answers letters, riffs on lost t-shirts, and debates charity ethics.
• Goat Boy & Randy the Chipmunk: Give sports picks and animal-life analogies with tongue-in-cheek wisdom.

7. Sports, Football, & Gambling Banter

(60:22–111:06, scattered)

• John, Turley, Bob, JD: Recap NFL and college football, including the Cowboys’ chances, TCU vs SMU, and “nut rot” in chipmunk football.
• Chipmunk’s Betting Advice: “Don’t ever go home with wet nuts...” (80:24)

8. Rival Radio Show & Listener Engagement

(90:07–91:49 and assorted)

• Call-in to Rod Ryan Show: Listener stirs rivalry by declaring, “I love that [John Clay Wolfe] show. I think it’s hilarious.” (90:43)
• Wolfe jokes about not planting callers and pokes fun at the idea of a “radio riot.”
• Listener feedback: Truckers, car sellers, and loyal fans check in from all over, including San Diego, Las Vegas, and San Antonio.

9. Unfiltered Social Commentary & Cultural Observations

• On import tariffs & the car industry: John gives a blunt explanation about why luxury Mercedes prices are so high and blames Trump tariffs. (113:51)
• On health: John shares out-loud about doctor visits, weight, hernias, HGH, and midlife aches, with the guys chiming in. (117:16–121:54)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

On Burt Reynolds:

• “He had a jet airplane painted like the Trans Am...they did more cocaine and hoors and all the party crazy living stuff.” – John (06:20)
• “Flags will be at half ‘stash’ this week.” – Turley (13:13)

Guilty Pleasures:

• “When October Goes by Barry Manilow just kills me...” – Turley (04:54)
• “Probably when I slammed my pecker in a door.” – John (05:36)

On Car Dealing:

• “Does five grand buy it? ...Does 13 grand buy it?” – John (23:34, 70:44)
• “If I don't beat your CarMax offer by $2,000 on a car over $70,000, I'll kiss your ass…” – John (83:09)

On Raising Funds:

• “If you put a starving baby on the hood of the Cadillac, it will…” – John (28:13)
• “It takes a village to raise a pimp, man.” – Turley (52:43)

Goofy Banter:

• “Don’t ever go home with wet nuts.” – Randy the Chipmunk (80:24)
• “I took my 6 year old and taped him to a wall with a big gray duct tape.” – John (104:21)

Celebrity Parodies:

• “Paul, you did a big Super Bowl commercial… ‘That was what they called a hot bitch of an ad.’” – Turley as Paul Harvey (54:44)
• “You know, when these big rock stars go home, their wife still beats the hell out of them…” – John (19:53)

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Key Timestamps

• 00:27–08:36: Burt Reynolds tribute, “cry movies,” wild stories
• 13:28; 23:34: Car buying call-ins, dealer talk, trade-in values
• 17:50–20:59: Fleetwood Mac, classic rock, line-up changes
• 26:09–32:47: Pimp My Ride fundraiser for DJ Pre K
• 54:36–56:43: Paul Harvey parody news
• 57:08–59:59: Keith Richards, “Gimme Shelter,” the art of playing guitar stoned
• 60:22–111:06: College and NFL football, sports betting, chipmunk sports analysis
• 113:51–116:39: Tariffs, Mercedes, and China talk
• 117:16–121:54: John’s doctor visit, hernia, HGH, midlife confessions

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Tone & Language

• Loose, unfiltered, and southern-inflected humor; wild storytelling
• Authentic, sometimes edgy banter—with frequent playful jabs between cohosts
• Mix of heartfelt, silly, and slightly irreverent (e.g., “I don’t want to kill him, but if [he] died, I wouldn’t go to his funeral”)
• Frequent references to classic rock, sports, rural Texas, and working-class cultural touchstones

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Flow Summary

The show opens with a heartfelt and raunchy group therapy session about Burt Reynolds, cycles through pop culture and guilty pleasures, pivots to car deals and the business of buying and selling—punctuated by absurdist comedy and listener stories. Fundraising for DJ Pre K provides a running joke. Sports and “sports oddities” fill out the latter half, with fake celebrity call-ins and listener feedback providing color throughout. The episode ends echoing the show’s mix of mayhem and mayhem management, signature wisecracks, and an open invitation for America to “call in and sell us your damn car.”

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This episode is best enjoyed if you’re in for a wild ride, unflagging banter, and a slice of Texas radio mayhem—cars, music, sports, and all.

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Transcript

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[Announcer]

From the Wolf Radio Studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Turley]

Machines are going to fail and the.

[John Clay Wolf]

System'S going to fail.

[Caller]

Then what?

[JD]

In survival, who has the ability to survive?

[John Clay Wolf]

And I understand, you know, they have to make films.

[Turley]

I paid them myself, you know, that's fine now.

[Announcer]

John Clay Wolf.

[JD]

Little salute to the great.

[Bob]

The great one.

[Turley]

Oh, I know. Two weeks in a row, we're starting that way. I know, man. Old Bert loomed large in my legend, though, man.

[JD]

Did he?

[Turley]

And certainly you, I mean.

[JD]

Oh, big time.

[Turley]

Being just. Just a slight bit older than me.

[JD]

Just a little bit.

[Turley]

Biggest movie star in the world for some time, probably. So, yeah. That's one of my go to. When's the last time you had a good cry, J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, man, it's been a.

[JD]

It's been too long. We should cry today.

[Turley]

Tell you something secret about me.

[JD]

Sure.

[Turley]

That is one of my. That is one of my secret good cry movies, man. Best little whorehouse in Texas.

[JD]

Oh, really?

[Turley]

Yeah.

[JD]

I will always love you.

[Turley]

Yeah, that part where, you know that they get busted by the TV reporter from Houston and all the poor hookers are packing up their bags singing Hard Candy.

[JD]

I don't know who they're gonna dry in the house.

[Turley]

Burt comes back from Austin. Boy, he's pissed off, man. He tells Diane, told you, close it down, Dolly. And he leaves and slams the door. And she stands at the top of the staircase and sings, I will always love you. Cry like a little baby.

[JD]

I could tear up now just thinking about it.

[Bob]

I just remember Burt from Boogie Nights.

[JD]

Boogie Nights, yeah. That's your memory?

[Bob]

That's my memory of him.

[JD]

Oh, God.

[Turley]

He did some great work over the years. You know, Burt always said he thought Deliverance was the best performance he ever turned in.

[JD]

Really?

[Turley]

Boogie Nights was really good. What I'm wondering about, okay. The new Tarantino film coming out next year.

[JD]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

[JD]

Okay.

[Turley]

Bird was supposed to play old man Spawn, the owner of the Spahn Ranch, where the Manson family.

[JD]

Okay.

[Turley]

I hope they got plenty of footage, Right?

[JD]

I think they did. I think they shot his principal parts already, I hope, because they knew he was kind of close.

[Turley]

That would be a great, appropriate swan song, though.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Turley]

For the great Burnt Reynolds. Gone but not forgotten. 82. Made it to 82. He didn't. Didn't look a day over 70.

[JD]

Most of his money, too, man. That was really, really. Yeah, I know people that knew him. And toward the end, he had a tendency to. How can I put this gently? Go from rich woman to rich woman. Yeah. Yeah.

[Turley]

That's one way to go.

[JD]

Yeah.

[Turley]

I think Lonnie Anderson went through a lot of his money.

[JD]

I think she did, too. And rightly so. You don't think. I mean, come on. Those days Burt was. How do you say it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Slinging, man. He.

[Bob]

He had to have been.

[JD]

Oh, please.

[Bob]

Didn't he do like a center fold.

[Satan]

And all that stuff?

[Turley]

Yeah, he did.

[JD]

Yeah. He was in Playgirl. He was one of the original, you know, Playgirl guys. Hand appropriately placed.

[Turley]

What's interesting, and a lot of people don't realize was he was probably top notch in actors who started off as athletes. He played Miami State, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no.

[Bob]

Florida State.

[Turley]

Florida State.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Turley]

He was.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was running back.

[Turley]

He was gonna go into the NFL, and he had an injury and decided somebody talked him into trying acting. And that went pretty well for him.

[JD]

It went okay, Warren.

[Turley]

So he and he and Dom DeLuise are now so.

[JD]

The longest yard. He played the quarterback. He was really not having to act much. He was good.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

He played football.

[Bob]

Yeah, he did that in college.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Turley]

The great Reynolds.

[JD]

Well, good morning.

[Turley]

As for Saturday.

[John Clay Wolf]

So your cry movie is a horror movie. And I don't mean a scary movie, but like, hookers.

[Turley]

Well, it's not just a hooker movie, John. This is the best little whorehouse in Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was that a true story from Tyler? Longview, Texas, LaGrange.

[Turley]

Yeah. I mean, of course they Hollywooded it all up, but yeah, it's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like use fake boobs.

[Turley]

I don't know. Dolly has never answered that question definitively. I think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he marry Sally Field?

[Turley]

I don't know. They certainly ran around for a while.

[JD]

They were never married.

[John Clay Wolf]

What else makes you cry, Bobo? Like, what is some music that you listen to that, you know, if we heard you listening to it or any of your other friends, they would, like, take you and put you in big gay owls. Big gay zoo for animals. For gay animals.

[Turley]

There are two, and they're pretty obscure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, that's a South park reference, everybody.

[Turley]

When October Goes by. Barry Manilow just killed me.

[JD]

God, me too.

[John Clay Wolf]

How does it go?

[Turley]

I don't want to do it, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

When October Goes.

[JD]

When October Goes, greattober goes.

[Turley]

It's very jazzy. You Know life and Asleep at the Wheels song Got a letter from my kid today. Kills me.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's pretty sappy.

[Turley]

And more and more the older I get, makes me think about my dad. Makes me think about my son. I get weird talking about him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Asleep at the Wheel.

[Turley]

What the Sleep at the Wheel song Got a letter from my kid today. Yeah, it's an old Bob Will song.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Turley]

When's the last time you had a good cry, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, probably when I slammed my pecker in a door.

[Turley]

Damn. That'll do.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do that about every 48 hours in business just for fun. Make a bad decision.

[JD]

Here's trivia for you. Did Pert Reynolds ever date Tammy Wynette?

[John Clay Wolf]

If you let the door close all the way on it where the latch goes in, it really hurts.

[Turley]

Surely he did.

[JD]

He did indeed. And of course Sally Fields and of course Chris Everett.

[Turley]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

My ex in laws jet pilot.

[Turley]

Let me.

[John Clay Wolf]

So my father in law, my former father in law has a private jet and his pilot was Burt Reynolds. Pilot.

[Turley]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Matt Reagan. On his desk he has a picture. Not a picture. You know how these models of these old bonanzas up here. Sure. He has a model of a Jetstar and it's black with a gold stripe and it says, you know, 808 BR on it. And I was like, what is that? He's like, that's Burt Reynolds plane. I was like, why do you have it on your desk? He said I used to fly it for him. And he said they did more cocaine and hoors and all the party crazy living stuff. So he was, he was his pilot during the smoking the Bandit days. And he had a jet airplane painted like the Trans Am.

[JD]

Why wouldn't you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why wouldn't.

[JD]

Why wouldn't you?

[Turley]

Why?

[JD]

I disappointed to hear otherwise.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely. Sounds like Bert left a good life. I would say, Bob, oh, the answer to that question for me that they would throw me in Big Gay owls. Big zoo for gay animals. Have you seen that episode?

[Turley]

I don't think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big Gay owl in South Park.

[Turley]

I don't think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Turley]

I don't watch south park regularly and that pays off because every time I see an episode I've never seen it before.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a good point.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, at the end of every episode they kill Kenny. But Big Gay Al is a character. Remember Cal? I used to call him Big Gay Cow.

[Turley]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was where that came from. Big Gay. I was a guy that. He's a big tall guy, big, gay, muscular. And he's homosexual. And he wears a. Like a Pink bandana. And he does boat rides. Big gay owls. Big gay boat rides.

[JD]

Good morning, I'm gay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. And he had a. He started a zoo for animals. Big gay owls. Zoo for gay animals.

[JD]

Zoo for gays.

[Turley]

That's pretty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gay animals.

[JD]

Gay animals.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if the animals were gay, then he started a zoo for gay animals. Oh, like opposite of Noah.

[Turley]

Okay, so rams. So lots of rams and otters.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big gay owls. Animals. Yeah. And that's what I'm talking about. If the song's too SAP, your friends might throw you. Mine would probably be O by the Com. Is it Commodores? Yeah. Remember that damn song? Oh, oh, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[JD]

Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was in Fast times at Richmond High.

[Turley]

No, it was in the Last American Virgin.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's it. That's what it was in. Yeah, the last American version.

[Turley]

Big hit. I think it's in one of our bumpers coming out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big G, big gay baba. What else do you have? Speaking of things coming up, why don't you tease me?

[Turley]

It's a jam packed show. Guess who I ran into in the. In the lobby coming in.

[JD]

Who's that?

[Turley]

Paul Harvey.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[JD]

We haven't seen him forever.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know.

[JD]

I thought he died.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought he did.

[JD]

Well, he.

[Turley]

You know, I've been kind of worried about that.

[JD]

Never stops him from showing up here.

[Turley]

There's a lot going on. There's a lot of new audio. A couple of rock bands are resurrecting, perhaps, maybe. The new lineup of Fleetwood Mac was unveiled this week on the Ellen DeGeneres Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of Al Zoo. Yeah.

[Turley]

Steve Perry, bless his heart.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[JD]

Steve Perry's got his new.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he adopt the little Puerto Rican from Journey?

[Turley]

No, I don't think so. No, no, no. They're not happy. He was happy when. When Chopstick Perry ran away. Steve Perry, bless his heart. That's what we say in Texas. Really feel for somebody.

[John Clay Wolf]

What happened to him? He got fat.

[Turley]

Right now he's recording again. He's written a batch of songs and there are videos on YouTube. We've got some audio of new Steve Perry recordings. You can. You can be the judge.

[John Clay Wolf]

Steve Perry, is he fat or skinny?

[JD]

He's normal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Normal.

[JD]

He looks normal.

[Turley]

He looks just the same.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought he had a real big head, like an alcoholic head. Do you know what an alcoholic head looks like?

[JD]

Yeah, maybe Ted Kennedy, he may have.

[Turley]

A bit of that. His voice is not what it was, in my opinion. You guys can be the judge of that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I heard that goat boy was going to come in later and give us a sports Breakdown.

[Turley]

Yeah. And I didn't even know he was a sports guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

For those of y' all who don't know who Goat Boy is, he was on Saturday Night Live for years. He comes into the program on Saturday mornings.

[Caller]

Right.

[Turley]

We're like the Tarantino of radio shows.

[JD]

Just drop by.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800, radio. Radio West Coast. If. If we sound draggy and dry. Not dry, but just kind of blah, it's because it's rainy. We've been in, like, Seattle for Texas. We're out of Dallas, Texas. The show is based out of Dallas, Texas. And it is like Seattle's monsoon here for the past four days at least.

[JD]

It just won't stop raining the entire state.

[John Clay Wolf]

Airplanes are getting diverted.

[JD]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just floods. It's just rainy. Big Thunder, Temecula. Good morning.

[JD]

Good morning, Temecula.

[John Clay Wolf]

I watched the Goods in the middle of the night, the Buy Hard, Sell Hard with Jerryman Piven. And I'd forgotten that that show was based out of Temecula, California. I don't know if you remember that.

[Turley]

It is, isn't it?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Temecula.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not even mother. It is not even Fresno. 800, 807, 2, 3, 4.

[Turley]

Good morning to me.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is not even MF Fresno. That's. That's right. And I forgot Will Frell jumped out of an airplane. Oh, that's just classic in that movie. And he. He. When he went to pull his shoot, his shoot bag got shifted with Jeremy Pivens.

[JD]

Yep, it did.

[John Clay Wolf]

And so Jeremy Pivens had his parachute. Parachute. And Will Ferrell was coming to the airplane, and he had a bag full of dildos and sex toys.

[JD]

Toys, yeah. Let's go ahead.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that was. That was one of the better scenes I've seen a while. 800, 800, 7 2, 3, 4. We'll get to it later. 800, 800. I don't want to blow my wad too early. Good morning. You're on the air.

[JD]

Maybe too late.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello?

[Caller]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[JD]

Exactly. What? Agree.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's this?

[Caller]

Somebody there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, you're on the air.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What?

[Caller]

That's great. Burt Reynolds. You know who Lee Corso was? Espn.

[Turley]

Lee Corso.

[Bob]

Lee Corso.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was he related to Big G?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

But he was the ESPN Game Day College Game Day host. He and Burt Reynolds were college roommates. And Bert introduced him to the ways of adulthood and how to party.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm surprised Bert didn't die of aids or at least come clean with, like. I mean, if Magic Johnson got aids. Burt Reynolds should have got aids.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, if I was a betting man, I'd have put a lot on that. J.D. your thoughts? No clue. No thoughts.

[JD]

He's an icon. Let him go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Richard. Can you believe that guy made it? You know he had aids. You think he had a. No, he just didn't have aids.

[JD]

No, he didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like Santa Kardashian didn't have aids, by the way.

[Turley]

The best. The best.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sure they don't.

[Turley]

The best line I heard just alleged this week was not even that. It Guru Rob.

[John Clay Wolf]

His nipples were very attractive.

[Turley]

Not what. And they are. And they are. You know the abbreviation for mustache is stash. When Burt Reynolds died, Rob came down and told me about it. He said flags will be at half stash this week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wait. Tahoe ltz with a buck and a half. Two wheel drive, leather roof, nav. 20 inch wheels. Richard, it's worth. It's worth, it's worth, it's worth. It's worth 8, 000 with those miles. Okay, you want to sell it?

[Caller]

What about. What do you think it'd be worth on a trade in?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do what? What do you think? What do you think it'd be worth on a trade in? Well, same. Yeah, we just told you that. That they could show you more. Yeah, there's a lot of rebates out on like the GM trucks put punch. $4,000 in rebates out this week. So. So the. On the 18. So all of our buyers are gonna get flooded with 18s to bid because all the customers that are trading in 18s are gonna get mad with their appraisals because your 18s are worth less now because the market shift just happened. The year just happened into August, beginning of September. Happens every year. The 18s turn into 17s. It is what it is. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy Carson Rad. Be right back.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800. 800 radio now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is not a Burt Reynolds tribute show.

[Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Today. But we are pointing out his stud services and his pimpability. It was high. He did a good job.

[JD]

Great movie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brian Austin. Are we on the air in Austin at 8 in the morning? I thought we started at 9.

[Caller]

No, 1300. The zone. 8 o'.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clock.

[Caller]

Ready to go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Boom. Cocked and ready.

[Caller]

You go to the Hollywood Reporter. There's a tribute to Burt Reynolds and there's a very interesting quote buried in that Article.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

He turned a lot of stuff down. A lot of stuff he shouldn't have turned down. He could have been Han Solo and something called Star Wars. Yeah, he could have been John McClane and Die Hard. But he said his big regret was he turned down the part of the astronaut in Terms of Endearment where Jack Nicholson won an Oscar. Yeah, I should have probably done that movie.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, it sounds like he did have a lot of opportunities. Yeah.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Could he have really been any more famous than he was, though?

[Caller]

That's his whole thing. Was he. He really wanted to be a football player? He was just there to have a good time. He didn't start taking it seriously till like the end of the 90s. Till.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think when Lonnie Anderson dropped her britches. I would have started taking it seriously. Michael and Irving, good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller]

Yes, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

06 Cadillac CTS. Is it a V like the fast one?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's the CTS, but it's the.

[John Clay Wolf]

2.8 liter, so that's not the V. It's not a CTSV. It's just regular. Is it a. So it's a four door regular car, 77,000 miles. Did somebody die and leave it to you?

[Caller]

No, actually, when I had purchased it, I noticed that there is one owner and it was from Oklahoma, and he had had every say, for instance, your tune up, the oil changes everything, all the receipts and everything and the paperwork done, it was from Cadillac house and put in the glove box. I realized this is a great car. When I got it, it had 49,000 and let's see, 400 and some odd miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'm a four grand bar.

[Caller]

Four grand bar, yeah. If it's not, I put brand new rubber on it all the way around. Brand new rims on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's got Michelin's. Does it have a Corvette engine?

[Caller]

No, it doesn't have the vet engine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, damn, damn, damn. Okay, Mint Oklahoma Owned and Operated. Did they cut the miles before they came over the Red river on the other side?

[Caller]

That's a good question.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, 800, 800. Seven, two, three, four. 800, 800 radio.

[Turley]

Because that's important, man.

[JD]

Exactly when did you cut the miles?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, he didn't cut the miles. But those Okies are bad about it. Are they? And the guys in West Texas are bad about it, too. The further you get out in the desert, the more they think, hey, man.

[JD]

We'Re gonna see it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Badges. We don't need no stinking badges. People live in the desert for a reason. Is because they don't want to be conformist.

[JD]

Right?

[Satan]

Right.

[JD]

And islands.

[Turley]

Two places.

[JD]

People just don't care. I just don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the new Fleetwood Mac lineup is unveiled. What would that be? What's new?

[Turley]

Okay, Lindsay's replacement, Lindsey Buckingham, is out for this tour. At least. He may be fired for good. I understand there are a lot of waves.

[JD]

Fire quit. Now, wait a minute. Fire.

[Turley]

Well, maybe quit. Maybe. It may be permanent, maybe not. Point.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it's the drama.

[Turley]

It's taken two guys to replace Lindsay Buckingham.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two guys to serve as Stevie Nicks in the 70s.

[Turley]

That's what they said. No, that's true. That's true. That's a whole nother.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Tanya Tucker, she had sex with all three Oak Ridge boys. Go ahead, Bob.

[Turley]

Tanya Tucker and Stevie Nicks combined for. For a cool dozen in a year, if you count 1977.

[Bob]

Right.

[Turley]

It took two guys. It's taken two guys to replace Lindsey Buckingham in Fleetwood Mac. Okay, for vocal work, primarily, they've got Neil Finn, who was in a neat little band called Squeeze and Crowded house in the 80s. They were cool. Remember that dream?

[JD]

It's over.

[Turley]

Yeah. Great song. Neil Finn's cool. And Mike is Mike Campbell from Tom Petty's band the Heartbreakers for the guitar work. And he's a great lead guitarist. They appeared on Ellen DeGeneres show this week.

[JD]

Okay.

[Turley]

And we got a couple of cuts. They played a perfect song to highlight those two guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's hear them.

[Turley]

They played the chain. Okay, first cut is Neil Finn singing.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't love me now you will never love me again. I can still hear you saying you won't never break the ch. Puff, puff pass, man. Keep the chain alive.

[Turley]

And you can tell they played that live on. On Ellen. I mean, they were. They were playing live. They sound pretty good. Pretty tight, right? There's an end phrase later.

[John Clay Wolf]

Blower bong with a Corvette engine. Yeah.

[Turley]

There's an in phrase later where Mike Campbell puts a little lead guitar work on it. And that's the other cut that we've got right here. Check this guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, when these big rock stars go home, their wife still beats the hell out of the screams at them, just like yours does.

[Turley]

Oh, yeah, yeah, that's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're only cool for this moment, for.

[JD]

This few minutes on.

[John Clay Wolf]

On the alum minutes.

[Turley]

But as you can see, I mean, they're pretty well equipped for the tour.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think she threatens to tell them the truth about what a piece of s they are. Yeah. And how their fans don't know the truth.

[Turley]

Probably even worse than us.

[John Clay Wolf]

Probably.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

These old musicians, I mean, I know a guy that's in a big band.

[JD]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

For a drummer, sure. He works part time at Starbucks. No, so I can get the insurance. For the insurance.

[JD]

God, why would you need it? Do you get that kind of money?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because the band guys make all the money. I mean the.

[JD]

The Le Stars make all the money. That's true. That is true. I know the guys in Toby Keith's band, they get paid well, but they don't get paid with you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, if it has anything to do with an airplane or Toby Keith. J.D. ryan is reporting because.

[JD]

Know anybody else in any other bands like you do Rockstar?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[JD]

You know everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. I know all the guys that are broke. 800-800-72348. 800 radio. Big gay Al, my guitar friend, for now.

[JD]

We know he is okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Miranda Lambert. He runs. He runs a sanctuary down in Austin.

[JD]

He's not gay.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I call him Big Gay. I've been calling him Big G Al before south park came out. Okay. Because he had an owl. Electric owl was his logo in middle school when he was playing. This is the lead guitars for. For Brandon Big Gale, if you're listening. Colin, he's not gay. He's not gay at all. But we call him Big Gail. Well, I mean, gay's happy. Happy Smiley, right? Punch in the shoulder. Hey, bud.

[Turley]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, you.

[JD]

We'll have a gay old time.

[John Clay Wolf]

You need to get your mind out of the den.

[JD]

Oh, yes, I'm the one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does medicine make you happy? It made Ben gay. Oh, Paul Harvey's coming up in the next segment with some news. Letters to Satan. What is that about?

[JD]

Oh, we have a. Somebody actually sent a letter to Satan. And Casey's got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD]

Casey, come here.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[JD]

Good morning, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Casey.

[JD]

How you doing? I have actually, it's a kind of a question for Satan this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

It comes from Turley Play Hell's Bells.

[JD]

Tim F. Merriman, also known as Mr. T. And he writes. Dear Satan, can I ask a question? Whatever happened to my AC DC highway to Hell tour T shirt? My mom said she didn't know what happened to it, but I'll bet you Satan, no. And thanks for everything. Yours, T. Mr. T. You see Satan?

[Turley]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Satan, wake up. Get on the air with us. Quit being shy.

[JD]

So that's the question. What happened to the ACDC T shirt? Old mom said she didn't know where it went. Highway to hell.

[Turley]

Is he over there? I don't.

[JD]

I don't seems like him. Oh, it's raining. He's not here today. He didn't do it. But keep your feet in the ground. You're reaching for the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Satan's not coming on the air today.

[JD]

Apparently not.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll be in. Oh, Satan's invoke code are broke.

[Turley]

That's right. I can see him trying in there.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's trying to come through. He's just not making it. All right, I'll do this infinity while y' all do that.

[JD]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wait. G35 journeys. A two door. Four.

[Caller]

Brian, it's a four door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average, rough or clean.

[Caller]

I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average, rough or clean condition.

[Caller]

Oh, it's clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does five grand buy it?

[Turley]

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you breaking up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does five grand buy it?

[JD]

Five grand?

[Caller]

In the ballpark, yeah, but we're here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you. Are you calling to talk about it or you want to sell it?

[Caller]

Yeah, I want to sell it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I want to buy it. So does five grand buy it?

[Caller]

55 would buy it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then I think we're gonna buy it. Is there anything wrong with it?

[Caller]

No, everything's fine. Runs good.

[Turley]

Been serviced.

[Caller]

Got all the paperwork and everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. Let me ask JD. JD should we give 5500 for the guy's car? Maybe we should get 5555. But JD wanted to know if you'd take 52 and a half.

[JD]

I asked that first.

[Caller]

I don't know. Not really. I mean, I can get an offer at. At Carvona for 55.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, Carvona. My Carvona car owner. Yeah. I don't know if they always deliver, though. But I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll buy it. 55. That's fine. I'm gonna. I'm gonna put you on hold. Hang on a second. Hey, dj, grab his stuff and let's. Let's. Let's get him hooked up. DJ, do you hear me? DJ Pre K, line one. Please write his info down. Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800-radio Satan's still not in the studio.

[Bob]

Yeah, we can't wake him up for some reason.

[JD]

He's sleeping in it.

[Turley]

He's in there. He's looking. He's looking hopping mad, too. He's starting to bubble. That's not good.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's weird that the connection's not working. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Good morning, you're on the air. Who's this? Hello? It's you.

[Satan]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello, it's me. Hello? It's you. I hear you there. You hear me? It is you. God almighty. Okay, Paul in Baton Rouge, I. E. Good morning.

[Caller]

I'm doing fine. How are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good. Actually, we're open. We're opening an office in Baton Rouge off of Airline Drive.

[JD]

Really? When's this gonna happen?

[John Clay Wolf]

Any minute. Like we should have had the lease yesterday. We've got two locations there that we're working on. They did the bait and switch on me on one of them. Yeah, so send a guy down there to look at it. We approved it and then they said, oh, wait a minute, forgot to tell you.

[JD]

What do you mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

We just leased it to somebody else. But you can have this other one.

[JD]

We go and like it for a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thousand more dollars a month. I'll be. Welcome to Baton Rouge. Welcome to Louisiana.

[JD]

I know who they're messing with.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Paul.

[Bob]

Go to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and load up this 97 with 300. Okay. My name is John Clay Wolfe. Go to givemethevin.com, load these cars up. The system will quote them. The buyer will call you back or email them you back and buy them. We'll be right back. I've been driving all night My hands wet on the wheel.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

1877-Pimp my ride 1877-pimp my ride Send a little money Pre K's way and pimp my ride.

[John Clay Wolf]

Today 18777-pimp my ride Pimp pimp my ride Send a little money pre K's.

[Turley]

Way and pimp my ride today when you give money to Pimp DJ Prek's ride, you're doing more than helping restore a vintage hood mobile. You're helping a young play up, make his hip hop dream a reality. And we don't really have a toll free number, so please don't call.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

1-877-Pimp My Ride. 1-877-Pimp my Ride send a little money pre K's way and pimp my ride.

[John Clay Wolf]

Today.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's got a very, very active friend.

[Announcer]

Hit him up now.

[Caller]

800.

[Announcer]

800 radio in one pretty beautiful Jerry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Curl brilliant greasy piece now.

[Announcer]

John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, hey, I'm sick of this damn junk ass Cadillac we've been talking about for a month. I mean why, why are we not at 1500 yet? Of his goal. So real quick, DJ Pre K's got a 90 model El Dorado. He wants to put a Gucci top on it and Dayton wheels. And we started to go fund me. You can go to John Clay Wolf show on Facebook and it's pinned to the top gofundme. There's a picture of Pre K in his cowboys outfit, looking all thug and stuff. And we're 350 away from the 1500 dollar goal.

[JD]

Yep. 1156 dol.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put your business in there and I'll say it on the radio. Just get it over with so I don't have to hear about it.

[JD]

I just put it at the John Clay Wolf show page on Facebook. So another, another link.

[John Clay Wolf]

What if you take an African baby that looks very hungry and can you swap this photo of DJ Pre K out and put an African baby on the hood of this Cadillac? Yes, please help me ball. You know, can you do that? Because if you do like do that, please help. All the crappy fraud stuff that people do, they lie. Let's just lie to get the rest of the money.

[Bob]

You know, we don't want to do that now.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're trying to be honest, to tell the truth. The kid's gonna wreck a Cadillac. He's gonna put ghetto wheels on it, curb feelers and a Gucci top.

[JD]

Okay, if I do this, am I gonna get in trouble?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think so. Because we're being honest about what we're saying. It's not real. I mean the, the real thing is real, but it's not getting to 1500. I think if you put a starving baby on the hood of the Cadillac, it will.

[Turley]

Just after your intro, when they put the camera on you, tell Dr. Phil exactly what happened and it'll be all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD, Justin and Conroe 01 vet with the buttock 20 heavily modified Z06. So like when it's, when it's, when it's idling, is it loping?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's got a mile can. It's got like a one. I think it's a 110 lobe separation. It's got a. It's got intake manifold, throttle body, injectors. The list goes on. It's putting out about 550 career 120,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Miles on a Z6. I think it's, I think it's. I think it's, I think it's 10,000.

[Turley]

All right.

[Caller]

That, that's never I was expecting really though. I'm really actually concerned about selling my wife's car.

[John Clay Wolf]

You getting rid of her Cadillac.

[Caller]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you getting rid of her? That. Is that what you're concerned about it? You're trying to get the timing just right.

[Caller]

Yeah. I got to get it just right. You know what it is so man.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'S all about the time.

[Caller]

10 Cadillac SRX Thanos Onro fully loaded. I mean every option. It just broke. 100,000 miles at 107.

[John Clay Wolf]

Same 10 grand. 10. 10. 10. 10. I need to look but 10 or 11.

[Caller]

I'll upload it for down. You're. You're right there. Where. Where I'm sell it for.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me. Give me the vin.com is where you go. Michael. A 2015 Ford Focus with 114. God. What's your commute?

[Caller]

Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

And back to where? Back to where.

[Caller]

Sir?

[John Clay Wolf]

To Oklahoma. Dallas to where? From where to where?

[Caller]

Dallas. About 20 minutes from Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

From where?

[Bob]

20 minutes from Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow. Okay. That's where you get three miles right. Damn. In a Ford Focus. It's not very comfy. I used to ride a go kart. I used to ride a go kart with those flags on the back of it. And I'd go across the park and get winded. I think I'd get about as winded in this thing as I would.

[Turley]

That what it feels like.

[John Clay Wolf]

You ridden a Hardly. Long distances. It's kind of similar. No. Harley's got a little more power. Two grand. Does that sound right?

[Caller]

I was thinking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do what?

[Bob]

He lost them.

[Caller]

I was think about 25.

[John Clay Wolf]

25. Okay. Go to giveme the vin.com. let's take a look at it. Let me see the pictures. I very well may buy it. It's the first year of the new body style. But those little four cylinder engines, when they get into those miles, they're not worth a damn. The air conditioners start breaking. The transmission start going. It's just. It's not a good high mileage car. A Ford Focus for focus. Yeah. 800. 800. Seven, two, three, four. 800. No, that's perfect. That's a. That's an African child with big tears in its eyes. Did you change it out?

[JD]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh my. That's wonderful. You told me. I did tell you too. Okay, now watch what happens.

[JD]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the best.

[JD]

That's the best.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so we changed out the photo on the DJ pre case. Pimp my ride, right? You gotta look. DJ it's got a small child with big tears. Like the Indian in the 70s when he's riding the river in this trashy right. And he's got A big old, you know, raindrop tear on his face.

[JD]

Oh, my Sally Strothers, at any moment.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that's gonna work.

[JD]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think we can get over this. Wait, you think we're bad people? You think we're going to hell?

[Bob]

I think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get Satan on there. Satan. He'll come on for this. Satan, are you there?

[Satan]

I think they're gonna feel weird about that over in Temecula.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think we're gonna go to hell for what we just did?

[Satan]

I'm just kidding. How far. How far from your goal are you?

[JD]

300? About 350 bucks.

[Satan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is at the John Clay Wolf show page or John Claywolf dot com. It's Pimp DJs. DJ Pregade's ride. GoFundMe account. We're 300 away and we changed the picture out from DJ in his Cadillac to a baby with big tears.

[Satan]

That's precious.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love it.

[Satan]

I'll throw a couple of bucks in if we can wait till the first of the month.

[JD]

Why the first of the month?

[Satan]

Ah, St. Peter's just switched us all over to direct deposit. So I was just a little.

[JD]

You get to pay. You get paid by St. Peter?

[Satan]

Well, sure.

[Turley]

Okay.

[JD]

No. What do you mean, why sure?

[Satan]

How did you think it worked?

[JD]

I was thinking you were kind of independent on your own.

[Satan]

Well, I'm sure I'm self dependent. Employed. I mean, a private contractor, Right. It's a dirty job.

[JD]

Why would he get.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you 1099 or do you take out tax?

[Satan]

Yeah, it's a 10.99. I've got a pretty good loophole though, you know, for fuel and cords and such.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cords?

[Satan]

Yeah. Well, and not to mention firearms. You. You never, you know, you always carry weapons because you always carry cash.

[JD]

Right.

[Satan]

Anyway, about the. The AC DC shirt.

[JD]

Yeah. For those that might have missed it. Casey. Casey read a story a moment ago.

[Satan]

Oh, Casey. I love Casey.

[JD]

Yeah, hold on a minute.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Casey.

[Satan]

There he is.

[JD]

Good morning, Satan. How you doing?

[Satan]

I love the show, man.

[JD]

Thank you. Appreciate it. Hey, we have. We have a letter this morning from Tim F. Merriman, aka Mr. T. And it goes. Dear Satan, hey, what happened to my AC DC highway to Hell tour? T shirt with my mom said she did not know what happened to it, but I'll bet you do. Thanks for everything. Yours in radio, Mr. T. Oh, yeah. Do you know, buddy.

[Satan]

Yeah. That Tim's shirt I borrowed that. Yeah. Charlie Manson and I were gonna go see the Dave Matthews Band the other night and you know, now listen, he's got kind of a bad rap. And I know he's a tie up diabolical guy, right? But Charlie's pretty cool, you know, when you get him out in public, but he never has anything to wear. He's a bit of a nudist. And so you can't take a guy to a Dave Matthews Band concert like that, Right. Because the fairies will be all over them. It's crazy out there. So I borrowed the highway to Hell shirt just to give them kind of a, you know, a rock and roll look. Charlie loves date bass.

[JD]

Gotcha.

[Satan]

And he could sing just like him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody ever thought about. Dave Matthews is kind of the beach boys of the 90s.

[Satan]

Right, right. But, you know, the swastika on his forehead's a little off, putting a lot of people. But he's a lot of fun in the concert. Unfortunately, Charlie got into a bit of a brawl in the mosh pit. Do you know they have a mosh pit at Dave Matthews?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Satan]

I was so surprised the shirt was destroyed. Destroyed. But I bought Tim another one. And I'm actually gonna give him another seven years on his soul when his time comes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Satan. Wow.

[Satan]

Through St. Peter, by the way. So that's it.

[JD]

All goes through St. Peter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you get bonuses on your. On your EFT, like your monthly. Are you salary or commission?

[Satan]

It's very complicated. It's more of a. Kind of a. Kind of a monthly deal. It's an annual salary. But you know how that works, right? Any equipment purchased goes in, goes out. It's all cash flow online.

[John Clay Wolf]

But when you get a sold, you get a bonus.

[Satan]

No, no, those are all mine.

[Bob]

Oh, God.

[Satan]

Yeah, mine.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Satan]

And I'm always looking. So if you got one or if you're just a big fan of Charlie Manson.

[John Clay Wolf]

I asked you a question. Can I ask you a question?

[JD]

Am I answering any kind of trouble with you about changing the GoFundMe picture to a small child crying to try to get pre K more money?

[Satan]

We'll talk about that on the Sabbath.

[JD]

I don't want to talk to you about that.

[Satan]

Well, I'm sorry it's a dirty job, J.D. but somebody's gotta do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we're talking about Ricky.

[JD]

Sofa King and Mattress just gave us five dollars, by the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go. Don't give up on the kid. Give up on the car.

[JD]

Sofa King and Mattress.

[John Clay Wolf]

So one of our listeners, Ricky Dale Devine, used to be married to Lonnie Anderson, and now it just came back to me. Charlie, do you remember this? He sent me a text. He went to our Facebook page and he said, remember, Lonnie left me for Bert and he sent me a picture, he and Lonnie. I think it's true. Rick, if you're listening, I'd like to hear your, your, your version of events. I mean, if there was ever a week to do it, now's the time. Look at that picture, J.D. i mean, who's that?

[JD]

Yeah, well, that's definitely Lonnie Anderson with your friend. That doesn't necessarily mean they were.

[John Clay Wolf]

But look at how good she looks. So what year would that be? 81.

[JD]

Had to be in the 80s.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah. This is not current. Brad and Granberries found a prosthetic leg 19 inches long. Good morning, Brad. Shop.

[JD]

What are we doing?

[Caller]

Good morning. I think I have another prosthetic leg for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, is it, is it Pete the Greeks? Because we're looking for the.

[Caller]

I believe it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you. Why do you think it's Pete the Greeks leg?

[Caller]

Because it's got a PG right where you connect.

[Turley]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

No one has ever found him or sent me pictures of him. And I've got, I've got a hundred dollar bill on, on a photo, a current day photo and location of Pete the Greek. If someone will send it to me.

[Caller]

And I, I am, I am in the hunt. I have been everywhere and I could not find.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a steakhouse in Granbury.

[JD]

Say where should they look?

[John Clay Wolf]

My father saw him last.

[Caller]

At Hof Browse or what?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, in Granbury. And I forgot if you're coming into town up 377 from Fort Worth on the right hand side there's a big steakhouse and it's not a chain steakhouse.

[JD]

Granbury.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And they've got a cool bar and I forgot the name of it. Now this was about five years ago.

[Caller]

It was Montana's.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's probably what it is. But he built the bar there and I think there's a plaque on the bar that's got his name on it.

[Turley]

Maybe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, so I don't know. But that's the clue for the week. So. So keep, keep, keep wrestling. Keep, keep searching. Keep reaching for the stars and keep reaching for those prosthetic legs. I appreciate it. 800-800-7234. For new listeners that long story long it got. It's just such a long story.

[Bob]

Go to the podcast.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? Yeah. Where would you find it though? They're not labeled. They're not labeled. That some of them are. Yeah, yeah, they got a short description. I had a Guy that took my gal and I beat him. I whipped him for it and. And found out he had a leg that wasn't all there. And I took it.

[Turley]

Best part of that story, I took his leg. I didn't know why he took my.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gal and I took his leg.

[Turley]

Why wouldn't he run away?

[JD]

That's my favorite part of the story. I couldn't imagine why he wouldn't run away.

[Turley]

I'm hitting him and he won't run away.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we have his leg here in the studio. And when celebrities come in the studio, we have him sign the leg, you know, like sweep the leg like, you know, Karate Kid. We have signed the leg here.

[JD]

I'll put a picture back up on your Facebook.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want to take it that. I don't want to show too much too fast. Gotcha. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[JD]

We also don't want to take away from our GoFundMe account, which is, of course, the big focus.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've spent just about too much time on that already.

[Bob]

Wait, has it been updated? The new photo?

[JD]

Yes, it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's. It's on the.

[JD]

You may have to.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's so bad. You see the picture? Oh, my God.

[Turley]

That's bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dj, if you. If this doesn't do it. Little man, I've done all I can do. I've done all I can do to help you with your pimp career in your music career career. I've played your songs on our show. I've had you rap. We took you from a air a balloon era upper dude at party city. And we made you a star on national syndicated radio.

[JD]

The Hill Gun Company just gave us 50 bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Hill Gun Company.

[JD]

Mike. I'm not going to say your last name. Mike. That was cute. He gave us five bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's his last name?

[JD]

Okay. Mike is his first name. And then later on when I see him down the street, I say, hello, Mr. Hunt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's a new one. That's a new one. That's a new one. That's a new one. All right. My name is John Clearwolf and I buy cars on the radio.

[Turley]

We'll be back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Uno momento. Poor favor.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by give. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

What song is this?

[Turley]

Finger on.

[John Clay Wolf]

You never heard it?

[Turley]

Highway to Hell album. No, no, for those about the rock album.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, obviously. It's no question who the singer is and who the band is.

[Turley]

That's Bond. Right.

[JD]

Real quick on our GoFundMe account. We have a couple folks that have helped us out. We have epic paintball in Oklahoma City for 10 bucks. Dynamic Installations and Upgrades for 20 bucks. And this gentleman for $10. Massage Mirad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that a car shop? Is that a chop shop?

[JD]

I believe that's a person Mass massage.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mirage.

[JD]

Mirage.

[John Clay Wolf]

That sounds like an Indian fella. And I don't mean like engine Joe.

[Bob]

How much did he donate?

[JD]

No, I'm not going to say it again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you little massage.

[JD]

10 bucks. $10 to get me to say that on the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chris. 14F150FX2. 38,000 miles, leather roof, nav crew cab. What color?

[JD]

He's falling on the floor somewhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

Silver. 20 grand. Go to givemetheven.com load it up. Put them on Hubble. Pre K. God almighty. They don't call him pre K for nothing. He's not here. Does he not have it? Does he not have monitors back there?

[JD]

Middle of the week. Somebody just wrote on our Facebook page, john Clay wolf show all they said.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put him on hold.

[JD]

Pre K. That was the whole thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you put him on hold? Pricket. Can you hear me? Are you deaf or do we need to send you to like the blind deaf school? I'm sorry, what? Right. Put them on hold. Albert. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, John. Just want to give a testimony and I feel like I'm in reverend Charles's congregation.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hold on just a second. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. If we're going to testify and we're going to get spiritual, let's get the music and get reverend going. Reverend, you've got. You've got a co preacher with you here today.

[Turley]

Praise God. Brothers and sisters, please welcome my friend.

[JD]

What?

[Turley]

Not Albert now.

[JD]

What?

[Turley]

Your name is Albert. Albert, please stand before the congregation and testify. My brother.

[Caller]

All right, well, two weeks ago. Two weeks ago, I decided to sell my truck. And it was literally from one one minute to the next. Click the button and your. Your guy, John. Purchase it. Easy. Very easy transaction. They even came to my work and picked it up with a check in hand. And yes, John, the check did clear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it cleared another one clear. Out of 2200 cars last month, they all cleared. This is not. This is getting where it's no fun anymore.

[JD]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Praise God.

[Turley]

Just like the well of Bathsheba with the water. Be yours, it be mine too. Go forward and never be ripped off by Carmax again.

[Caller]

Well, yeah, that's the thing. The dealership really lowballed me. So did Carmax. And what kind of car. Y' all gave me a great.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sorry, what kind of car did I buy?

[Caller]

It was a 14 FP50 King Ranch. Diesel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. How many miles it had?

[Caller]

99, 300. Right under. Right under a hundred thousand.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think I saw that car last Wednesday because I remember noticing it was right at a. Did it have a. Did it have a painted to match toolbox that was not sitting all the way in?

[Caller]

It had a painted to match ranch, hand bumpers, and it had automatic bed cover.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Yeah, I saw it. Cool. So how bad do we.

[Caller]

How bad we outbid CarMax by a thousand bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thousand bucks. Perfect. Well, I appreciate the calling. I appreciate the. The word of mouth. That's what makes the whole thing go around. You can advertise and run all these ads all over the place, and we do. We spend way too much money doing it. But the real ads that make a difference is when people are talking to their friends and family. And that's.

[Caller]

I mean, I've been. I've been listening to you since you were with tda, and I never really realized how easy this was. I mean, just like the slogan says, kind of corny, but, I mean, it's so easy, you can literally do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, stop being corny. You stop that. You stop. You stop. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. And if anybody ever thinks any of those are set up or paid for, I'll kiss your ass, because they are not. They're all 5,000% real. I had no idea. That guy's calling in 800, 800 radio. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Alex Jones versus Marco Rubio. What's that about?

[Bob]

JD's got this story.

[JD]

Let me see here. Yes, we do, actually. Senator Marco Rubio and infowars host Alex. Are we done with Alex Jones yet? Are we tired?

[John Clay Wolf]

You're sitting here making.

[JD]

You brought it up. I know, but a little audio this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

This. After Little Marco.

[JD]

This is number one. This is where, okay, Rubio's talking to the cameras and Alex Jones, because nobody will put him on camera anymore, stands right next to him and starts talking.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Right.

[JD]

Right to Rubio's face. It's funny. He's saying that I don't exist.

[Caller]

I just don't know who you are, man.

[Satan]

I don't. Sure.

[Caller]

And they demonized me in these fair hearings.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then he plays dumb.

[Caller]

Infowars.com.

[Turley]

You know what it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Turley]

What a jackass.

[Bob]

He's just hogging camera time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just smuggling. Kick him in the nuts.

[JD]

Did you get the part where he. He touches him on the back, he pats him on the back. Rubio.

[Turley]

Right here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's the question.

[Caller]

Don't touch me again, man. I'm asking you not to touch.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, sure, I'll just patted you nicely. I know, but I don't want me to get arrested. Oh, oh, he'll beat me.

[Satan]

Did you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll kick him in the nuts.

[JD]

I'll take care of him myself.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's, you know, I mean, in that scenario is a good nut kick. Is that out of line? Is that. Is that against the law?

[Bob]

I don't think it would bode well for him.

[JD]

No, it doesn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's got little feet and little hands.

[JD]

You got a boy?

[Turley]

I don't know. There are some people that you can probably get away with socking.

[JD]

I was gonna say, who's gonna really arrest you for smacking Alex Jones, right? He's such a tool.

[Turley]

Put a metal on him.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hate him. It's not good to hate. He's just not in God's way.

[JD]

He's just an annoying small.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you here? Is Alex Jones part of your group? Oh, that's a good question.

[JD]

Is he part of your deal?

[Satan]

I made a deal with Jones about 15 years ago and he's. Yeah, he's down to this last 12 weeks. Right about December 20th.

[JD]

Okay.

[Satan]

You'll be with me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no, really good. We'll get him out of here. My name is. I'm sick of the best.

[Satan]

Welcome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, Alex, I know we're on the air in Austin and if you hear me, I mean the blowhard deals come and it's gone. It's like. It's like a one hit wonder. It's like an act and it's.

[JD]

It's just done small market radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Give us a call. My name is John Clew and I'm by cars on the radio.

[Announcer]

Give me the vin.com presents the John Clay Wolf show. We'll be right back after this. And now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethe vin.com Now, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which song is this? Don't tell me I should working for mca. Leonard Skynyrd. They died, right? That's right. Mike California, good morning. You're on there.

[Caller]

Keep playing the Skinner man.

[JD]

Love this.

[Caller]

Love the soundtrack for the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's up?

[Caller]

Not m. I was just calling it. I've been listening to you guys for a few months now. You start playing here on The West Coast.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city?

[Caller]

I'm in San Diego.

[John Clay Wolf]

San Diego.

[Caller]

It's a little bit north. North of San Diego.

[John Clay Wolf]

You liking it? Yeah.

[Caller]

I'm a gearhead, so I dig.

[John Clay Wolf]

They were so worried that we were. They were so worried we were going to offend people and cause an upheaval. I had to sign a thing that if I started a riot that we our contract would be broken. So if anybody wants to get me off the air in San Diego, all you have to do is start a riot. I don't know what a riot consists of. That's two or three people organized. Harlem. I hate John, but that's the easiest.

[Caller]

Way to get rid of me pitchforks over anything these days.

[John Clay Wolf]

San Diego. San Diego. How long have you been there?

[Caller]

My whole life.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm heading down there in a month.

[Caller]

Cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never been. I've never been to San Diego. We've been buying cars.

[Caller]

Downtown is not as nice as it used to be. I mean we've got a lot of homeless situation now. But some of the areas are real beautiful. People like it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I heard it's just absolutely gorgeous. We, we have guys on the ground down there picking up cars already. Whenever we start this in a new market, it starts off slow. So yeah, kind of let the show run for about a month or two and then, and then get serious about setting up shop down there. But we, we have to have anybody, anybody in San Diego. We have the ability to buy your car. You can go to givemetheven.com and we will come pick it up. We have a drop location in San Diego in San Bernardino and we have. We're on a rock station, Temecula. Temecula where is Sounds like a gospel. Good morning Temecula. One more time. Charlie, how does that go? Is not even. I watched that movie this week. The goods I forgot the Jeremy Pivy Piven movie was on up Amazon prime and so funny and I, I forgot the whole thing's in Temecula and we're on the air in Temecula. I forgot the name of the call letters but. Good morning Temecula. Good morning Bakersfield. Good morning Las Vegas. We've got a Las Vegas office open. A Baton Rouge office is opening hopefully next week, if not in two weeks and then Orange County Mission Viejo man.

[JD]

And ladies and gentlemen, we have reached our 1500 dollar.

[John Clay Wolf]

Finally.

[JD]

Thank you Albert Gonzalez for giving us 234 dollars to reach our 1500.

[John Clay Wolf]

He needs to call in right now.

[JD]

Albert Gonzalez.

[John Clay Wolf]

Albert Gonzalez, call in and explain to us why you felt in your heart. I know what it was to finish off DJ Pre K's ride.

[JD]

It's that picture.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think so. I think it's deeper than that. DJ Prek.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, are you. Look, look at him. He's over there crying. I know, man.

[JD]

It got to him in the heart.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm overwhelmed, man. You know, the support and, you know, just the people that want to see me ball, man, I mean, it's. It's. It's an amazing.

[JD]

You can chill out because I. I formed the thing. You're not getting a dime of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, he's getting it all. We're gonna get. So we've had some shops if you'd like to donate your service. And we'll talk about it on the air, on doing. Because the 1500 sounds like a lot of money. Yeah. Especially when you're spending it on a 2500 car. Yes, but it won't go that far. 1500. See, look what I'm doing now. I'm going for more. Yeah, I'm going for more. 1500 in hood apparel will not go as deep as you did as you think it will. To be able to get Dayton knockoffs, mustard and mayonnaise tires of Oaks, and an installed Simcon top with a Gucci pattern or a Louis Vuitton pattern. Okay, we can't get that done for 1500. So we're gonna need you to help us. The shops, the guys that handle this stuff. The top shop that wants to install it, maybe we'll buy the part and you install it. We'll give you a little shout out on the radio. It's it. It takes a village to raid a. To. To raise a ghetto child.

[Bob]

Takes a village to raise a pimp, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Donnie. An 06 Chrysler Pacifica with 150, 000 miles is not worth a hundred. It's not worth 200. But it is worth $300. Are you there? Yo, Donnie. Donnie.

[Caller]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Donnie, can you hear me?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's what you do with this car is you get drunk and you go out to somebody's branch property somewhere and find the cliff and do the old. Put an axe handle, pickaxe handle on the accelerator. Somebody stand there. And next to the drop off with the video camera, let's watch this fly.

[Caller]

You're gonna pay me to do that?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, but I mean your car's worth 300. And for me to come pick it up from you, it's gonna cost me $300. Just worth zero. But we can have a lot of fun with it.

[Caller]

300, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

These, these, these, these Chrysler Pacificas with 150 in that body. So the transmissions will not stay together on them and the air conditioners will not stay together on them. They're worth nothing.

[Caller]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. 808. Sorry to break the news. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Oscar a 11 GMC Sierra half ton with 85 two wheel drive. Does it have the 20s or the 18 inch wheel?

[Caller]

It's actually got 22 factory.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

Aftermarket they're 22 by 12.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which engine? 22 by 12. 5.3, 5.3. Leather clothes? Leather or cloth?

[Caller]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's a 15 grand rig, but I need to see it. Go to givemetheven.com give me thevin.com and load it up and we will get her bought. Paul Harvey has been sitting over there on the couch for a moment, but he's dead. So it doesn't, you know, he's not that pushy. For those of y' all who are in the younger generation, you don't remember the newsman Paul Harvey. We have him on the show.

[JD]

He was the ultimate news guy for, for years and years and years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Paul, you did a big super bowl commercial about five years ago that got everybody excited. The Dodge commercial. Remember?

[Turley]

It has been a while since I spoke about our friend the farmer.

[JD]

Yes, that's touching too.

[Turley]

That was what they called a hot bitch of an ad.

[JD]

He was a hot bitch.

[Turley]

Hello, Americans. This is Paul Harvey. Time for news. Ford Motor Company has recalled nearly 2 million F150 pickup trucks in North America because a seat belt tightening mechanism has started some fires. A Ford company spokesman stated. At least now the F150 will be known for more than just its sheer ugliness. Unquote. Page 3. The Russian manufacturer Kalashnikov, producer of the AK47 automatic rifle, unveiled an electric concept vehicle they called the CV1 this past Thursday. Its creators say that they are confident they can manage to have the car elected to public office in the United States by the year 2020.

[JD]

Perfect timing.

[Turley]

Think about that.

[JD]

Yeah.

[Turley]

And adios to the bandit Burt Reynolds, who passed away Thursday at age 82 and who starred alongside the Pontiac Trans am, Chevy Cavarro, GMC Kate 10 Stepside and other now famous models in car centric films like Cannonball Run, Smokey and the Bandit and Hooper. And of them all, Hooper, the best ride, according to frequent co star Sally Field, was Bert himself was Reynolds himself saw that coming did you, Paul Harvey. Good day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Paul Harvey.

[JD]

Amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what I want to do? I want to go back to back. As long as we're having radio celebrities. Next segment, we'll have Rush Limbaugh on too.

[Turley]

Oh, wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then Elvis Presley's gonna join us. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Give us a call. 800-800-7234. You'd like me to buy your car? We're on. You know, Plano to Pittsburgh, Sugarland to West Palm, all over, all over.

[JD]

Every week it expands.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Keith Richards is an old doped out guitarist that plays for the Rolling Stones and he's a regular on the show as well. He's still with us and it's amazing. He's still with us. Keith. I would like to grab him. I would like to grab him. I'm reaching. I'm reaching for my tool bag. Now we're getting into the big part of the show. Where are the big celebs Show? Keith, you have signed the leg, right? You've signed Pete the creature leg.

[Satan]

Yep.

[JD]

Talk directly into the mic.

[Turley]

Swagger.

[JD]

Yeah, a bit of a swagger.

[Turley]

Okay. Swagger.

[John Clay Wolf]

Keith, did you watch the Eagles Atlanta game on Thursday night?

[Turley]

Oh, I was actually in Cincinnati for the game.

[JD]

He was in Cincinnati for the game.

[Turley]

Yeah, but they didn't. Because they didn't play the game. Instances of that.

[JD]

No, they didn't.

[Turley]

I felt like a little child.

[JD]

You felt a little child Lost. Lost.

[Turley]

So I took a plane from Cincinnati.

[JD]

Uhhuh.

[Turley]

The Philadelphia.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Turley]

Via Cape Cod.

[JD]

You went to Cape Cod first.

[Turley]

That's a long airplane, right?

[Satan]

Yeah.

[Turley]

I bet it was while I was in the airplane having a cocktail or two. I prefer the White Russians when I fly.

[John Clay Wolf]

You like White Russians when I fly.

[Turley]

When you fly on the ground. You said something about being a do, like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah.

[Turley]

Not a dope, you know. Been clean for at least an hour and a half. If you can't tell.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've tried to play this song. Turn it up a little bit. Turly. This is a very difficult song. Give me shelter to play the intro on the guitar.

[Turley]

You know why it's so hard? I wrote it on heroin.

[JD]

You wrote it on heroin, Right, right.

[Turley]

And I recorded it on a little full factor called and took a video.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you start it over Turley so everybody can hear what I'm talking about? It's very, very it. It's out of rhythm. It's like half time. And it. It sounds easy. It's very Difficult, like a half backbeat. It's ridiculous. It's like an irregular heartbeat. It doesn't make sense, but it sounds wonderful. So when you play this today, do you have to be high?

[Turley]

It's actually Mick Taylor's left hand on the tuning key. Because I was shooting up at the time. So he did wear strum like that. That's what they say, you know, that Keith Richard sound. You know, screw Mick. It's the Keith creatures sound like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the reason it's so hard to play is because the keys are out of tune. I mean, the strings are out of tune.

[Turley]

Nobody remembers how I done it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you remember how you done it? No.

[Turley]

If you eat some heroin, got six seconds, you might figure it out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Take us out, boss.

[Turley]

And we'll be back with your fix to the Jun Clay show after this, we hope.

[John Clay Wolf]

According to a new report, some upscale hotels are now offering cannabis infused room service items to maximize relaxation for guests.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or you could just go to any day's inn and huff the drapes.

[Announcer]

This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Good morning, everyone. We're in Dallas, Texas, but that doesn't mean we're not just a click away in la. Baton Rouge. Oklahoma City. Yes, I said it. Oklahoma City. Home of the tweakers. Home of the tweakers.

[JD]

There's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

The new football team is coming to Oklahoma City. Or is that a baseball team? The pro ball team. The Oklahoma City Tweakers. People think I'm kidding. Y' all watch the billboards, right? Okc. Tweakers.

[JD]

I'm gonna go. You know, you've been right on so many things, I'm gonna have to say you're wrong on this one.

[Turley]

They decide that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if I get killed by a crystal meth tweaker, then I'm. What we say, Bob.

[Turley]

Los Angeles is such a ridiculous place for the Chargers. You know, there's your tweakers right there. Move the Chargers to okc.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are the Chargers now? La.

[Turley]

Los Angeles, which is ridiculous.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are they going next? They're on the move.

[Turley]

Okay, See, Okay.

[Bob]

Their home is Los Angeles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Home is where the heart is, Turley. My home is in Alabama. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 97. Trans Amt tops. Yeah. Speaking of tweakers.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Domingo. Is this a WS6 RAM?

[Satan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So where does it say W? Where does it say Ram? Air on it.

[Caller]

I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

If it's a WS6. Tell me about the package. Yeah, he's not. I mean, he doesn't know. Yeah, he doesn't know. Go. Just go to givemetheven.com. hey. And we don't buy cars. We don't negotiate with third parties. If your neighbor or your friend. Unfortunately, we appreciate the. What they call a lead, but we don't take leads. We deal with individuals that are decision makers. It's like the HIPAA act. Doctored patient deal. We don't talk about people's car values unless it's theirs or unless you're handling it for your, like, first relative that is having an issue. Brian. 13 Silverado Z71 extended cab. Right?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not a crew. 80, 000 miles average. Rougher clean. 18 grand. Go to givemethevin.com and loaded up. Rush Limbo. What the hell are you doing, sir?

[Turley]

Florida.

[JD]

Where it's not raining, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Up a rush.

[Turley]

Raining. Raining in. In your part of the world as well.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is, it is, it is.

[Caller]

We are.

[Turley]

We just skipped a hurricane the last few days. I don't know if you've heard about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was a year ago when we did Operation Airdrop. I don't know if you remember about the. That. When I founded Operation Airdrop and we saved all the people from Beaumont.

[Turley]

Look. And you're a good man to do it. Yeah, I was. I wanted to come along on that deal. And I was on vacation for three weeks at the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

3.

[Turley]

I didn't make it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So all I got out of the whole deal is I'm Puerto Rican. Mechanic. Go ahead.

[Turley]

That time of year, I like to take what I call a Percocet break.

[JD]

A break.

[Turley]

I take a few days and just calm down. Politics, you know. Politics will make you weird. And I. And I've done this for many, many years on the Excellence in Broadcasting Network.

[JD]

Sure.

[Turley]

Talent on loan from God. This week, though, I swear to God that Glenn Beck's thing about having duct tape so your head doesn't explode.

[JD]

Right.

[Turley]

This has been a crazy way. Someone. Have you heard about this?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Turley]

The op ad in the New York Times, Someone inside the Cabinet, inside Trump's cabinet, at the West Wing, like an.

[John Clay Wolf]

Indian in the cupboard, wrote this op.

[Turley]

Ed piece and sent it to the New York Times anonymously. Okay, Anonymously. Anonymously. Just like that housekeeper I used to send out for the Vicodins.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure, Anonymously.

[Turley]

And now it's all just. It's like murder on the Trump Express over there. Okay, I Swear to God, the Bellway. It's like a good old fashioned. Who done it? Who sent this letter to the New York Times? J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ryan.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't do it.

[Turley]

No idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, John, I was not even aware of it. What is it in a nutshell?

[Turley]

I mean, it boggles the mind when you've got all these personalities. Strong personalities. Good, good people. They're in the White House. Was it. Did John Kelly send it? Lovely googly eye Kelly Conway.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does it say, Rush?

[Turley]

It says, I'm an inside member of the resistance and this president's doing some wild, wacky stuff and we're trying to get him to stop because it's just ridiculous.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And that's it.

[Turley]

And it sounds a little like. Like googly eye Kellyanne Conway a bit. But there's a. There's a certain phrase they used. Lodestone. There's only one politician in the White House who's ever used that word in public.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lodestone.

[Turley]

Mike Pence. The little white mouse. The little albino white mouse.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think Russia's lost his mind.

[Turley]

I think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Russia is. Good to see you.

[Turley]

We'll find you.

[Caller]

We'll find you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hate to cut this short, but.

[Turley]

But that's okay. It's Percocet time.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll try you next week. Go have another vodka and another Vike. And I think you will be just fine. Like Zig Ziglar. We'll see you on the top. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. So back to that stupid movie.

[JD]

What movie?

[John Clay Wolf]

It was a terrible movie. And guys are in the car business. Were excited about it. It's Jeremy Piven movie came out like in. I don't know, called the Goods. And I. I tripped across it on. On Amazon prime the other night in the middle of the night. And I watched it. Sure. And it just had me laughing. So stupid. Because I.

[JD]

It's a funny movie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Temecula. I forgot that we're on. You know, it's in. And Temecula. So it got me thinking car lot.

[JD]

And the whole thing.

[Turley]

I worked at your dealership in Vernon, Texas, when that Move.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ford Dodge. Can I help you?

[Turley]

And every single.

[John Clay Wolf]

What kind of diesel is it? Long bed or short bed?

[JD]

When was that?

[Turley]

And we all know Charlie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[JD]

When was that?

[Turley]

I think it was like 2000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody gives a damn about Charlie. I hate Charlie.

[JD]

So about 10 years ago, you were listening.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie, go to hell.

[Turley]

That's nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie Castle. That is.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[JD]

So anyway, 10 years ago you worked.

[John Clay Wolf]

At John Dan Gomelly can go to hell, too. Go ahead. As long as we're telling people to go to hell. I mean, you brought something up. Yeah. Dan can go to hell. Charlie Castle can go to hell. Do you need a. I thought Dan was a bro. No, Dan is not a bro. Dan is a thief. Dan is a liar.

[JD]

No, allegedly. Allegedly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Allegedly. If I'm alleging it, then it's me alleging it.

[JD]

Huh?

[Turley]

Who are these people?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, not like a thief. Like, going to a liquor store and hold it up. Just a.

[Turley]

Just a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sorry. Lion basket.

[Turley]

Okay. My story was about the movie. Thank you, Jesus Christ. And everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, all the liars in the movie made me think about those guys.

[Turley]

There you go. All these car guys that I worked around at the time, they acted like this was a retelling of the resurrection of Christ. It was like they were so crazy about the movie. Oh, that's what's really like, man. That's what selling cars really like Bobbo. You'll see. You'll see.

[Satan]

Yo, bubble. It's just like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is after Bobbo got fired for. For running off copies of porno at the factory he was working at.

[Turley]

That's not true.

[Bob]

Wait a minute.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very true. That did not fly very well with hr.

[Turley]

You sound just like Dan Chameleon.

[Bob]

So?

[Caller]

So just like Dr. Phil says, somebody's lying here, right?

[Bob]

So, John Wolf, you actually had, like, somebody jumping on an airplane and doing promos in the movie?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, we didn't. We didn't have. But. But, like, they would do these super sales where. Where people would have been bitter badges, and their bitter badge is actually their credit score. So they're walking around with their credit score on their shirt, and people didn't know what, like their buyer number 538.

[JD]

Yeah, that was their credit score. Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? Swear to God.

[JD]

Oh, that's awful.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely, dude. That's awesome. 7 10. So if it's an expensive car with high miles, that's harder to get financed.

[JD]

Sold.

[John Clay Wolf]

Number 710. Like, awful. If buyer number 538's bidding against buyer number 7 10, they quick hammer it to number 710, of course. Oh, just terrible. Anyway, set up the clips, Mom. Well, here's.

[Bob]

I'll set it up for you. So talking about bad promotions, the big part of the movie where they're talking about a promotion where they had one of his sales guys jumping out of an airplane, right here's Piven or the actor. Piven was setting it up here.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'd Airdrop McDermott in dress as Abe Lincoln. He would float in and say, I freed the slaves. Don't. To free those cars from the slavery.

[Bob]

Of high prices and other cuts.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, just like John Wilkes Booth, our prices are going to sneak up behind you and blow your brains out.

[Bob]

So this is all happening when he's falling out of the plane. Of course, at this point, he's realizing, well, wait a minute. I don't know if this is a good idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Most people in this situation, their life flashes before their eyes. They go through a list of regrets. For the next 45 seconds, I want to go through the list of things I've done right. Number one, full length back tattoo of the Hawaiian punch guy. Real fruit juice. So what you got to understand is Jeremy Piven's on the ground and he and Will Ferrell's in the air and he's going to jump out of this airplane into this supercell car event and they accidentally switch backpacks. They both have red backpacks. Jeremy Piven had has the parachute on the ground, and Will Ferrell, when he goes to grab his parachute, it's full of dildos. I wish I could see. I didn't think it would end this way, but I gotta tell you, I always knew it would. Pull it to my desk dressed as a blink and holding a big purple dildo. This is how I threw it out.

[Bob]

His last memory of it. It's a good movie, though, as far as if comedy wise, it's not. It's stupid comedy.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's terrible. Yeah, it's the pride of Temecula, though. It's not even mother. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Mark in Las Vegas. Good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. 2012 is 250, 81,000 miles, leather roof and nav mark. Do you live in Las Vegas?

[Caller]

I live in Las Vegas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you a prostitute, a gambler, or a junkie?

[Caller]

Well, depending on how much money you give me for my car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just one more drag. You okay? A 2012 is 250. Does. Does 13 grand buy it? Is it nice?

[Caller]

It's nice, clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 13 grand buy it?

[Bob]

I'm.

[Caller]

I'm heading to carmax, but I will.

[John Clay Wolf]

Be back doing that. Okay, hang on. So do you know where Sahara. Which carmax you going to? The one on Sahara.

[JD]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

So go there, get your written letter. Drive right down the street next to the lexus store, like 200 yards away. And we just have a new office right there on Sahara. Drive between the Lexus store and I think the BMW stores across street. CarMax is on our right. Whip in there, see John Peterson, show him your CarMax offer. If we don't, you're either gonna get a better offer from us or get a check for a hundred dollars on the spot. Because our whole deal is give us last look on your car deal. And if we don't beat it, we'll pay you $100 for the last look. We'll give you a hundred dollars for the opportunity to have the opportunity to beat it. Makes sense.

[Caller]

Makes sense. I'm pulling up right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you go to give me the vin.com and click Locations, the Lex. The Los Angeles location is listed and you can just click that. And unless Rob hadn't got the Google map hot yet. But anyway, the. The address is right there. Go to givemetheven.com. that goes for everybody else. Justin, good morning.

[Caller]

Hey, man, I want to know more about that Dan and Charlie store. You can't leave us hanging like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I can. I know. I mean, I. No, I mean totally. Listen, if I lived it and I did it firsthand, then it's truth to me. So am I not allowed to explain what I. My life? Facts of my life?

[Bob]

You can explain it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can, but just. Well, so what's the liability?

[Caller]

And I know a Charlie and they're both so you can't see.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now listen, Justin, Justin, Justin. You can't be a. A from Oklahoma and say a. A You can't say that on FCC airwaves. You could say, but. You can say but whole.

[Caller]

But Dan and Charlie are butts.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, I just don't like liars. I just hate a. Hate a sorry bastard liar that is always like. Acts like he's on your side, but he's not. And he's just a sorry liar. And. And this guy that ran my old dealership, I gave him several jobs and I hooked him up and he's just. He's just a sorry backstabbing line prick. And I. You know, in your opinion, if he kicked over dead, why he's listening this right now, I'd be sad that I. I don't want to kill him.

[JD]

No, of course not.

[John Clay Wolf]

But if he died, I wouldn't go to his funeral.

[JD]

Okay, well, there's that.

[Turley]

You'd be busy.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he's just like the Jeremy Piven guy in the movie. Yeah, he's just that little liar that just can't quit lying. He walks, he goes around with a backpack full of dildos.

[JD]

Allegedly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. 800. 800-723-4. 800, cuz that's the way it's going.

[JD]

To show up in the transcript.

[John Clay Wolf]

800 it is all a legend. It is all legend. I know Peter01 but here's the deal is when they. When they. When they. I don't want to get into all that. I'm going to let it go. 01 town car executive with 110 leather. Average rough or clean, Pete.

[Caller]

Excuse me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average, rougher, Clean.

[Caller]

It's clean. It has leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

They all do. Is it. So does, is any paint coming off? Does it need any work?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

It's a blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Light blue or dark blue?

[Caller]

It's a dark blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think I'm a two thousand dollar buyer. I might be 2500. Go to givemethe vi n givemethevin.com load it up and we will send you email you an offer letter. Thank you sir. My name is John Clay Wolf and I'm by cars and radio. Be right back.

[Turley]

The big story, Bob Woodward's book is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Out about the president.

[Turley]

It's already a bestseller.

[Announcer]

And now we return to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Turley]

Trump has done something incredible.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's made America.

[Turley]

Read again.

[Announcer]

This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. Ready for. Put them on hold. 3K. It's a Suzuki. Nobody cares, Carl. An 08 Suzuki Grand Veterra with 172. Nobody cares. You there?

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'd put it in a commercial dumpster when no one was looking. I get you and three of your good friends drink 12 pack of beer, pick that thing up, throw in a dumpster and run off. All right. Albert Houston, good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you donated the rest of the money to save DJ Pre KZRide. What, what made you dig that deep? What, what, what inspired you?

[Caller]

Well, you know, I just wanted to as y' all say, help a player ball. Not, that's not really my style. But you know the, the country boys like the big mud tires, 35 to 6 inch lifts and you know the players like to drop down caddies with Dayton's different taste but the similar goal I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much did you donate?

[Caller]

Excuse me?

[John Clay Wolf]

How much money did he donate?

[JD]

$234. I mean that's our number one bid.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's digging deep. That's digging deep, Albert.

[Caller]

Yeah. And then another reason is I heard the desperation in your voice this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

To get this over with.

[Caller]

Yeah. Just to get this over. I was like, man, I gotta help, I gotta help John out. And same time I'll be helping DJ ball, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Turley]

Please help me ball.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Albert. We appreciate. Do you have any business that you need to plug?

[Caller]

No, I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I appreciate it, man. You're. You're an officer and a gentleman, Michael. In Nashville. 1315, 350 Platinum. 118 Platinum. Power stroke of 15F 350 diesel. Platinum four wheel drive, crew cab leather. And have all the gear. Is it a dually?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average, rougher, clean. And what color clean.

[Caller]

And it's the white Pearl White.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 30 grand buy it?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 35 grand buy it?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You realize I just jumped five GS, right?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't go 30 to 30, 500. I went from 30 to 35. So it's got. You realize it's got 120, 000 miles on it, right? It's all body style. What buys it low?

[Caller]

40.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm gonna lose you on that one. When you shop around and realize that it's not worth that, then go to givemethevin.com. load it up. I'll buy it from you in a couple weeks once you get your feelings hurt. 800-800-7234.

[JD]

Somebody else.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio. So, goat boy.

[JD]

Yes, Goat Boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I saw him over there in the front.

[JD]

It's quite a menagerie. Up front we have the goat. We have the. The chipmunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have. It's like big. It's like big. Gay owls, gay animal sanctuary.

[JD]

The Doobie Brothers. Guys in there trying to feed both of them.

[Bob]

It's weird.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good boy. What's up? Hey, John. Hey, man. Football, football.

[Turley]

You guys know I'm alive. I'm a Lion judge, right? No AP teams.

[JD]

I don't think we knew.

[Turley]

What the hell. You don't do anything else on Thursday night.

[Satan]

Okay.

[Turley]

It's great.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you were line judge for the Eagles game?

[Turley]

No, no.

[JD]

Junior varsity.

[Turley]

These young guys got to know how to play. They got to learn how to play, right? As it's football.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it is.

[Turley]

You hit too hard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

You hit a guy when he's up in the air trying to catch the ball. Personal foul, 15 yards.

[Satan]

Or.

[Turley]

Or. The hit's really bad. Yeah, really, really bad. I mean, ball's place to the end of spot of the foul, right? First down, 15 yards. Gotta teach them, right?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Right.

[JD]

Got it.

[Turley]

Don't want somebody in a coma on the football field.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'm glad to see that you made it through prison and through that. That molestation. Deal you did down in Louisiana. Three years of rehab and then the. The meth that you got over. You've really come a long way. And now you're. You're a line judge for children's football.

[Turley]

Second best thing I ever did was get off the speed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What was the first thing, Best thing you ever did?

[Turley]

Learn to use a condom. Change my life.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Go for Randy.

[JD]

Get over here.

[Bob]

Randy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy. Randy the Chipmunk. What? Who is this? Goat boy? Did you buy any of the. You're my real line setter, man. You're the line judge. You set the line. Did you see that SMU TCU game last night? The line was 24 and they blew him out by like 40.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Oh, yeah, I made a bit of coin on that game there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yes. Hey, this is that time of year, man. You gotta. You know, we had a rainy spell over this part of the world. I mean, what else you gonna do, right? The nuts are already wet, you know. Hey, and by the way, all the chipmunks listening. You squirrels too, don't take wet nuts home.

[JD]

Don't.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Don't ever go home with wet nuts.

[JD]

Why?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

One thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

What happens?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Well, because you maybe storm up like that, you get the nut rot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, nutrition, you know.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. And also you have to explain that to your old lady.

[JD]

I got you.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You're like. You got the wet nut. Please. How'd you get those anyway?

[JD]

What's raining?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I've been sitting up in a tree for a while, you know, just trying to stay out of the weather and stuff going on. Did you see the Falcons and Eagles?

[John Clay Wolf]

I did.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

How about those Eagles?

[John Clay Wolf]

It was a nail biter. I mean, that was a hell of a goal line stand. They did. I hate them too, but, God, they held those guys off. They're just mean. They're just a bunch of ex convicts. That's what they. They should be named, the Convicts.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

They're playing with their backup quarterback. Horrible. Horrible. Yeah, tomorrow's gonna be great, though. I got my pick of the week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Big line. Curly will back me up on this too. Is on the Texans to upset the patriots.

[Bob]

It's a 10 point. New England's a 10 point favorite.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I hate that Tom Brady and your Patriot.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're a cheat.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Patriots cheat.

[John Clay Wolf]

They do cheat. Son of a biscuit.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, so you got. You got good money on the line against. Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Oh, you can't. You can't bet the Texas to cover or you take them for three. Yeah, big money. You know what that is at eight to one. Baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy, I want to have you back in a minute during hour number four. Why? Because I want to get into some more sports. I want to talk about this big week in football coming up.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Go, boy. Gun be gone.

[JD]

He's afraid of goat boy. Yes. He'll be gone.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

See a goat. A lot of people don't realize it. A goat will eat your ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Andy. Bye, everybody. Keith, the 15 lariat super crew lifted fx 400,000 miles. I need to see it. Can you load it up into givemetheven.com with some pictures?

[Caller]

Yes, sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm thinking with 100 on it. On the. Lifted on 50. I'm thinking low 20s. I just need to see it.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, thanks. The, the converted rigs. Did we buy that Hunt, that, that, that expensive Mercedes bus. Turley, do you know if Kyle got that?

[Bob]

I think so, yeah. Oh, that.

[John Clay Wolf]

That'd be a nice party wagon.

[JD]

Is that gonna be ours?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's nice. It's one of those sprinter vans, but it's dually and it's all decked out. It's expensive. We paid a lot for it. We've been buying a lot of Highline cars, you know, like 07 Lambo, that, that Bentley that. You know, remember we talk about a lot of cheap cars on the air because everybody doesn't have hundred thousand dollar rides. But we are the guys on. And I, I mean, if I don't beat your CarMax offer by $2,000 on a car over $70,000.

[Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll kiss your ass and give you a thousand dollars.

[JD]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hold on. What if I don't beat your written CarMax offer on any car over $70,000 and by $2,000.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give you $1,000. Wow. Okay. That's how confident I am on expensive cars. Yeah, I mean, it's just, it's not a very liquid market. We have overseas market. We've got guys in Dubai, we've got guys in Russia. We've got. We've got a worldwide network for all these cars. West coast, east coast, obviously New York City. We can. We know how to handle highline cars, exotic cars. Go to givemetheven.com obviously, diesel trucks, our bread and butter and all the regular stuff. That's what we do all the time. But I love the. I call them Heavies, you know, 70 GS and above, $150,000 Hummers, you know, Alphas and Ferraris and all, all the, all the. Anyway, you. You get the, the gist. I'll be right Back. How do you want to look?

[Turley]

Poor little old me or check whoop ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get your hands up. Get ready to go.

[JD]

Ready?

[John Clay Wolf]

Break. Moo.

[Turley]

Moo. Oh yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're back.

[Announcer]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been making my insurance papers today.

[Announcer]

Presented by givemethevin.com call in 800, 800.

[John Clay Wolf]

Radio take your and shove it up your crush wall. Make an insurance payment. Somebody uses brain to not come out of a record that's up tempo. And I got to talk about a dog dying.

[Announcer]

And now send your your Juan Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of Highline cars, I've got Ferrari phil on line 10.

[JD]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, real quick, Brian. 15 platinum 74,000 mile leather roof nav 250. What color?

[Caller]

White.

[John Clay Wolf]

White. Ford truck. 2015 old body style. Decent miles, all the gear. Is it lifted or is it stock?

[Caller]

Stock. It's clean. It needs about a 30 minute detail.

[John Clay Wolf]

38,000, 39,000. 40,000. 40,000.

[Caller]

Okay, I will send you pictures.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the man.com. thanks, Phil. Good morning.

[Caller]

Well, good morning John. How are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

I guess you, your ears are burning. When I was talking about Highline cars.

[Caller]

Well, you know I always call when I got something for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

What have you got? Are you trying to trade for something or is it some. What's the story?

[Caller]

I got a gentleman that's looking to trade out of his McLaren into a Ferrari. So I've got a 2000, 2015 McLaren 650s Spider, which is convertible. No, yellow over black, black wheels. Miles on this is just over 16,000 miles. 16,159 on the miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have a question for you, Ferrari. Phil.

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much do the shoes that you're wearing right now cost?

[Caller]

Well, you know, it's raining today, so I got my mudders on these. Kind of cost me about a buck fifty.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if it was sunny, how much would they.

[Caller]

Maybe 300.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I wrote down 400 because it's hard to work at a Ferrari store not wear 400.

[JD]

I would think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

It really is. These guys have fancy names and fancy.

[JD]

Shoes and the suits, it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, the suits aren't crazy. But the shoes, they're all about the shoes. Oh. If you go to the Highline sale, don't step on anybody's shoes because they'll send you a bill. Okay. Ferrari, Phil. So we've got a. We've got a. Let me go over a 16 McLaren convertible, 6:15 and it's got 16,000 miles. So the miles are what I call muddy. That's a three year old supercar with 16,000 miles sounds like it's low, but in our world, and you would agree that's high miles. It's not crazy high, but it's not low. It's be like a 45,000 mile car. Maybe 50. What, what's. Do you have any other offers? Because I've been on the air all morning. See, I know you. You shop around. What's the best. What's the best money you've got?

[Caller]

Come on now. The best bet I got right now is 150.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it take to do it? You wouldn't be calling me if you needed more. You always call me like when you need too much. I'm the sucker.

[Caller]

Well, you are a sucker, but you're a good sucker.

[John Clay Wolf]

But how many millions of dollars of business have we done? And how many times is the check not cleared?

[Caller]

The check is never not cleared. And I don't even know how many millions of dollars I business we've done, but we've done a lot and I always appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what does it take to buy the yellow convertible McLaren with nasty miles.

[Caller]

To get the deal done? I probably need to be at 160.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a lot. Ferrari, Phil. That's a lot. So I got to beat the high bid the market by 10 GS. Can I beat the market by like. Can I beat the market by like seven GS and you show them that I beat it by 10. And. And just work it around a little bit. I mean, 157 is a lot. I'll give 157 because we're on the radio and everybody's looking.

[Caller]

We'll do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. All right, let me know. Just send me a note. Thanks, Rory.

[Caller]

Hey, now listen, before I go, I want to congratulate you on your record month. Last record week. Last week.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have been breaking records every week. We did 2200 cars last month.

[Caller]

Well, let's do 2500 this month.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay? Thank you, sir. That's a boardwalk Ferrari in Dallas, Texas. If you are a at a Highline store anywhere in any of the listing areas, please send me an email or just go to givemetheven.com we love Highline cars, as you can tell. Alrighty, we've got five minutes left. I love these cars too. I'm gonna hit this real quick. An 11 Impreza WRX with 98,000 miles. What color is it, Corey?

[Caller]

Silver.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's a hot rod, is it? Geeked out with any lowered or nitrous or roll cage or is it stock?

[Caller]

No, I mean minor, minor modifications, but nothing fancy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it nine grand? Is that right?

[Caller]

Oh, a little low.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ten grand. Ten grand. Eleven grand, something like that.

[Caller]

It's got a 12.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got a hundred on it, man. I mean it's got a hundred thousand miles on a four cylinder engine that's twin turbocharged. The thing can barely breathe. I mean it's been written. Go to. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Say it takes 12 grand. I'll make it to decision after the show. Most the time I get those bought. I like them a lot. And here's another great one, Steve. A 16 king ranch with 29, 000 miles, all the gear, four wheel drive. 16, 16, 16, 16, 16. Does 45 grand buy this truck.

[Caller]

Possible.

[John Clay Wolf]

It should go to. Give me the. Givemethevin.com. load it up. Terry in Vegas and ool Dorado with 95, 000 miles. That's a two thousand dollar ride. You there? All right, there you go. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. The guys in. I've got this listener blowing us up. One of our affiliates in Houston, they like doing open mic Fridays. The big show in Houston.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

On the station we're on.

[JD]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And somebody called in, one of our fans called in.

[JD]

So they just take open phone calls on a Friday, talk about anything they want to talk about.

[Turley]

Oh, those guys are awesome, man.

[Bob]

Oh, yeah, The Ryan show.

[JD]

Yes, it's called the Ryan show.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's. He's the biggest deal in Texas.

[Bob]

I think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD]

Very big.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huge.

[Turley]

I love the way he goes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sup?

[Turley]

Sup? Sup? That's awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Let's play what it said. Adam gets the next call and then we'll take a short break. Hi, Adam.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey, man.

[Caller]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello, Adam. What you got for us?

[Caller]

I was just calling to get everyone's personal opinion on the John Clay Wolf show on Saturday. I love that show. I don't know about you guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

You love it, huh? Is this. What is your name? John Clay or Wolf?

[Caller]

Yeah, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I feel like I'm being recorded for.

[Announcer]

The Saturday's show broadcast.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's. I'm sure he's listening. Do you like his Rush Limbaugh impression? Is that your favorite part?

[Caller]

Oh, boy. That one is not. I don't care for that one too much. I think I like the squirrel one the best.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you like the show or you don't like it?

[Caller]

I love. I think it's hilarious.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, that Makes one of us. I gotta take a short break. When we come back, got a wreck check for you. I'm telling you, that's a plant. That's a guy on the show. It has to be.

[Bob]

It has to be.

[John Clay Wolf]

It has to be a guy that's on the show. We'll come back to more of your phone call. No, no, it wasn't. It was. It really wasn't. I'm sorry that we have. We. We have fans and listeners too.

[JD]

Sure, we do. A bunch.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I didn't take my time to stop what I was doing to have somebody call your show. But I'm glad that they did, and I'm glad that one of y' all think that.

[JD]

I'm glad they did too.

[Turley]

Great thing.

[Bob]

Hi, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sup, Sup, Sub?

[JD]

Stop it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, everybody.

[Turley]

Coming live, dark and early on a Monday morning, Talking about this John Clay Wolf show, man. Sup?

[Satan]

Sup?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sup? What are those shirts that those guys wear?

[Satan]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

With all the. With all the fire all over it.

[Turley]

Hold on. We got a new tune from Candle box.

[John Clay Wolf]

Elliot the meter reader is blowing up right now. Wait, where's Elliot at?

[Bob]

He's back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Elliot, are you here? What's the meters doing? What are the meters doing? Elliot?

[Turley]

Hey, guys, it's your old radio programmer guru, Elliot here. You know, I thought that's kind of a touchy move, playing the ride guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

On your own show.

[JD]

Oh, you thought that was tough, but.

[Turley]

We got 4 meters off of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. People like to hear y' all talk.

[Turley]

About each other, I think a lot.

[Caller]

But like.

[Turley]

Like earlier in the show, John was talking about how all those car guys are liars. Well, we lost a couple meters at Shreveport, but Houston fans loved it. I think y' all ought to talk more about professional hockey, how to change your transmission, you fluid, and the Houston, Texas. You'll get some meters out of that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Elliot. And I'll be keeping track for you. Thank you, Elliot. Thank. Keep up the good work, guys. I love Rod Ryan. I. I think he's hilarious. I'm so. I'm just so honored that we were actually on his program, even if they were to make fun of us.

[Turley]

Thanks a lot, John. I love you too, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

You have subscribed. Sup? Sup? Sup? What else is next? Well, hour number four is coming up next, and we're gonna kick that ass with Alice in chains here after this next segment.

[JD]

The Strain. The stream continues @john clay wolf.com right at the top there. And you can also go To Facebook, John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

And in Houston, on the buzz if they turned us off here in 45 seconds. I didn't do it.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

They did.

[JD]

I got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And I've got. I've got dawn, I've got cars. I've got this. We got a lot more stuff. And I do want to talk some football because we're getting into real football now.

[Satan]

Football.

[John Clay Wolf]

Michael Turley, our sports engineer, will Will. You know, he used to ride the plane with the Cowboys. He used to be on the sidelines.

[JD]

He was in the locker room.

[John Clay Wolf]

He used to be one of those guys. And he would measure them with their towels off.

[JD]

No, he didn't. That happened.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Put him on hold.

[John Clay Wolf]

Prek. You did not occur. Good morning, you guys. Chat 10 seconds. What have you got?

[Bob]

The Stream John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, there's a guy on. I just took to the air. I'll have to get him. Hey, whoever that is, I'm gonna have to put you on hold and I'll get you a second. We'll be back. Hour number four.

[Bob]

Go.

[John Clay Wolf]

The stream John Clay Wolf show podcast up at 2.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for The John Clay One Wolf show, presented by gimmetheven.com Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now.

[Announcer]

John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Telling you, Bob, this is one of the best concerts, man, that in Boston, elo, none of them have. They packed the the arena more than Britney Spears. I went with Britney Spears with my old lady. Yes. I took the dive and ELO had more people than Britney Spears and it.

[Turley]

Was one hell of a show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bill, good morning. You're on the air.

[Satan]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Bill.

[Caller]

Hey. Hey, John. How's it going?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good, man.

[Caller]

I love your show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. We love doing it.

[Caller]

I know you've asked. I know you've asked the question. Sometimes, like, if you do something that might be like a little Christian vid, does it turn people off? Yeah, a little bit. But Randy the chipmunk brings me back every time. I love Randy. I think Randy. I think Randy, if he ran against Bethel, o' Rourke and Cruz, he'd probably have a good chance.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

And dude, I want. I just want to say you have a great heart. I appreciate what you. When you were on the phone with a guy with a probably satellite about two, three weeks ago. I hope that goes well with the restore. So keep doing what you're doing. Love the program, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Keith in Bakersfield, California, good morning.

[Caller]

Hey, how's it going?

[John Clay Wolf]

Great.

[Caller]

You guys rock it out. Here, boy.

[JD]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. They didn't think that.

[Turley]

They didn't.

[Caller]

I drive commercial truck out here, and I've got all the drivers listening to you out here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Excellent.

[Bob]

It.

[Satan]

It is.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's sticky. It's sticky. It takes a minute for people to get into. When they first hit us, they hate us, and then they catch something, they stick around for minute. And that's how we just built this fan base over 10 years. And. And I'm glad to see that the stick is working in California, because I trust me.

[Caller]

Oh, God.

[John Clay Wolf]

There was a lot of debate over it. A lot of debate over it. Oh, my God.

[Caller]

Oh, no. Oh, no. We. We love you, buddy. Keep doing what you're doing.

[John Clay Wolf]

We love you, too. Thank you, Don. Don in Houston. Good morning.

[Turley]

The Fox.

[Caller]

Yeah. Hey, I heard the Rod Ryan show replay, and I lived listen to Rod Ryan show. Met him at a few events, and I support a lot of stuff they do, but I thought it was utterly ridiculous that, hey, he didn't even like the show because we have to suffer through their replays of his show on Saturday. If you listen to their radio station.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you know, it's just. He's the big deal in town. We're the stepbrothers. We're the dorks for the Saturday wannabes. What he. What they don't understand is that we're pretty busy during the week while they're doing this. And it's all good, man. There's. There's plenty of room for everybody. And I'm glad that we're on that station. And, and it's not a contest, is what I'm trying to say. I could get. I could give a rats. And if they want to talk bad about us, then good. I don't care.

[Bob]

Hey, it's promotion.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been doing this 13 years. 13 years.

[Caller]

Well, and you're syndicated, so, yeah, there's the whole. I mean, if he was the top of the deal, he'd be the next, you know, Howard guy up there in New York.

[John Clay Wolf]

If we, If. If I could stop. I mean, I. We've thought a lot about doing weekday radio and, and showing what we could do with weekday radio. I simply don't have the time now that we're having the opportunity to do it and we've had the offers to do it, I would have to quit doing this Company has gotten so large during the week, and it's taken so much time. There's just no way to do it. But I would love to do it. I would love to get on for a couple of years morning radio and show them what we can do.

[Caller]

Oh, you guys would kill it. It'd be as big as the guys still out of Tulsa that they're still playing their CDs and all that. That's what it'd be like. I mean, they're never going to make tapes out as a. No offense to Rod Ryan and their show. They have a decent show, but I've never podcast show ever. I do every time. I miss yours every Saturday. I imagine there's thousands of other people that do it too, otherwise you wouldn't be syndicated.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's true. There are. And we appreciate all you guys and love the fact that we know that y' all are getting up Saturday morning. We're your Saturday morning cartoons and we're your escape. And y' all tell your wives that you'll be back in a little while. You're going to run to the store.

[Turley]

And it's in the driver hours.

[John Clay Wolf]

Our listening body is just hiding from their wives and cars around neighborhoods all over the nation where the weekend. Yes.

[Caller]

Last thing you need to do is. We need to. You guys need to set up a sponsor, the DJ pre K for parts on his car and that way we can get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks again, man. Thanks again. 800. 800 7234. Greg in San Antonio. Oh, Excursion Limited Diesel. 86, 000 miles, four wheel drive leather. So on a scale of one to ten, how nice is it?

[Caller]

Oh, it's a 9.5.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it lifted or is it stock?

[Caller]

It's stock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'll just start here. Does 15 grand buy it?

[Caller]

No way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 18 grand buy it?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 22 grand buy it?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 30 grand buy it?

[Caller]

Getting close.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'm out. Damn, you got too cocky there, Greg. You got too cocky. No, I, I can't make that thing work at 30 grand. You crazy?

[Caller]

Understand?

[John Clay Wolf]

But I could make it work at 25. 27, I think.

[Caller]

Yeah, you can't even, you can't even touch one for that much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, everybody in these asking prices. Asking prices and taking prices are two different prices. I mean, when's the last time you, you gave asking price?

[Caller]

Oh, never, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

See, and I mean, you know, you can go through autotrader and see the guy, ask him 34, and then come back, you know, six months later and see him asking 28. You know, the money is the money. I think the car is worth $27,000, maybe 28. And I'll write a check for it. And that's different. Than everybody talking about a bunch of nothing. So if you want to sell it, go to givemetheven.com, load it up, and I'll turn it into a check. I might give 30. I might give 30 if I love it, but I need to see pictures.

[Caller]

It's beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a 7 3. I mean, you've got the right one, and obviously I'm standing all over it. So go to give me the vin.com. write in there what it takes to buy it. But don't be crazy and stupid, unless you don't want to sell it. If you really want to sell it, I'll really buy it.

[Caller]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Put them on hold. Pre K. Put them on hold. Pre K. Put Oklahoma. I mean, I'm so put out with it, I don't even yell at him anymore. I'm trying something different. I'm trying to see if he'll. If he'll come back when I talk normal, a little more Zen. Yeah, like. Like. Like the guys at Party City, they didn't yell at me.

[JD]

They never yelled at him.

[Turley]

They don't get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you were corrected at Party City, I mean, how did it go? Well, they would yell at me, but.

[Bob]

They would suck in the helium before.

[John Clay Wolf]

They would yell at me. So it was a little bit different. Yeah. Okay. Says Oklahoma's playing commercials. So is this is the show not coming over, right?

[Caller]

Are you talking to me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, sir.

[Caller]

Yeah, well, I listen every weekend, and it's been happening every weekend, and they play commercials and music and stuff. They're like half of your segments, and it's just a garbled mess. So I'm 94. Seven the brew. Yeah, it's obnoxious.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I apologize. So.

[Caller]

No, no, it's fine. I just let you know, vaping and CBD and prostate exams and all this crap.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait, wait, wait.

[Turley]

So they're playing them while we're talking?

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's what's happening, Bob. It's on automation. They've got the pre. The. The robot set up wrong. And when the triggers hit, it's playing them and us, and it's just making a big.

[Turley]

At the same time.

[John Clay Wolf]

If, from what he's saying, does that happen all the time or just sometimes?

[Caller]

I listen every weekend, and it's been happening, like every weekend, but this weekend, it's worse than usual.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. Must be the rain.

[Bob]

Wait, wait. So let's get it clear. So the. We're talking and at the same time, a commercial's playing.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we'll get it fixed. We'll give them a call. They're just, they're just not in the studio and they set up on automation. It's set up wrong. And I'm. Thanks for letting us know. Yeah, 800-800-7234. And if that happens to you can always go to the podcast. It goes up about 2 o' clock and you'll get a call. Clean cut of the show. JD what have you got?

[JD]

I've got, you know, when you were a kid, you may have gotten a swat from your mom or your dad. You got in trouble or putting time out.

[John Clay Wolf]

My dad hit me in the face.

[JD]

No. Well, this took an ugly turn. A woman in Florida is being investigated for giving her three year old son a swirly as punishment. You know what a swirly is?

[John Clay Wolf]

That? My brother gave me a swirly and he would also hold me down and put his knees over my shoulders and while I was yelling and hold my mouth open and spit in my mouth.

[Bob]

God, that's your brother.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's my brother. That's Chet from Weird Science.

[Turley]

Hold on.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then a swirly would be when they held my head in the toilet and flushed it.

[JD]

That's correct.

[Turley]

Okay, so that's the correct. That's what a swirly is.

[JD]

Yeah, that's what.

[Turley]

That must be new terminology to me.

[JD]

Why would you call it.

[Turley]

I, I thought that was the finger in the ear thing. That's a wet willy.

[John Clay Wolf]

He did that to me too.

[JD]

Her older brother, the older son rather filmed all this. So she's kind of in trouble.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was she mad at playing around?

[JD]

She was. She was. It was disciplined. She said it was a joke and the boys was laughing. The video says a little bit differently. We have some audio, by the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, that's me. Hang on. In her defense, I took my 6 year old and taped him to a wall with a big gray duct tape.

[JD]

Recently?

[John Clay Wolf]

Two years ago. Oh, my God. But he loved it. I mean, it was a joke. It was a threat. You won't do it. You won't do it. So when we were holding him up and taping him to the wall, he was squealing like that, but he was laughing. And we left him up there for, you know, just a few minutes. It was the funniest thing ever.

[Bob]

Okay, but you didn't say that was a discipline. She said it was.

[JD]

This is discipline. The mother also was available for comment afterwards.

[John Clay Wolf]

By the way, his head, his head was never under in the water. His face never got wet like it was maybe the top, this part of his hair. I lose my children over this. You know, over a joke that we played. Police actually came on Saturday and stayed on the road because people were threatening to come here and kill me.

[JD]

So it got a little out of hand.

[Turley]

I don't know if that's Camel Unfiltered John, or she's smoking tinfoil.

[John Clay Wolf]

Palm oil, tinfoil.

[JD]

If she broke the actual filter off on those particular. How you doing there?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Got that mess. Hyena voice.

[JD]

She sort of does a little.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I stuck my son in the toilet.

[John Clay Wolf]

What. What does it sound like? What is a meth hyena voice in chipmunk world?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It's the same thing.

[JD]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. You don't get a lot of chipmunks like that. We're pretty speedy. Anyway. Okay, here's a good one. You see them this time of year, too? All over the lawn. Especially rainy season once the sun comes out. Big fat rabbits. Yeah, big fat rabbits, the gophers. They get on that speed. Boy, you can tell the difference. I've seen a perfectly good rabbit go right to hell in eight weeks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? Really?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. He's like, yeah. Usually, like, rabbits are very serious. They say, well, you know, we're looking for carrots, right? We sure do like them. Who cares? But we take little broccoli. If we find little broccoli, they will, you know, we don't eat bugs or nothing.

[JD]

That's how rabbit.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I tell you what. I trade you a June bug for some broccoli, okay? How about that? That's how easy talk, okay? You get them on speed. Like, hey, I just stop eating this broccoli all the time. I've been eating all the time for three weeks, and I lose. I've been laying in this yard over here. This lady comes out, she got a dog. That dog's coming at me, going to get my broccoli, trying to take my broccoli.

[John Clay Wolf]

So broccoli is speed to rabbits.

[JD]

Rabbits.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. I hate rabbits.

[JD]

You hate rabbits?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[JD]

Maybe any other animals you don't really.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Get along with, but I'll bet football with her. Let's not take you too far, okay? This is how I supplement my answer.

[JD]

You'll still take their money?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

My side hustle is based on a line out of Las Vegas, Nevada.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? Huh?

[JD]

You're all tied in.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, we've got an office out there now. What it's got, we buy people's cars. And we'll probably put up some boards with lines on it, too, just like they do in the casinos.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You kidding? No, man. Cuz all the football goes away. First thing you know, third week of February, I need something to bet on right back then I'm gonna look it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley, speaking of, can you catch us up on what's going on in sports?

[JD]

Football.

[Bob]

So did you watch the SMU game last night?

[John Clay Wolf]

I did. I watched it to the point when TC got back ahead, I said, okay, I'm going to get out of here before this gets ugly because I know how this goes. SMU played wonderful ball with them the first half and then normally they go downhill after the second half. But they hung in there and punched back the second half and got ahead. I'm like, oh my God, this is ridiculous. And then TCU came back and scored and scored again. I was like, okay, let me run now while I'm still in a good mood. Yeah.

[Bob]

They ended up losing to TCU 42 to 12. I think TCU one, it was a three hour weather delay. Two, they're looking forward to Ohio State that's coming into the Metroplex this next weekend. John should go to that game.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need to go to that.

[Bob]

Yes. So they, I think they're just kind of not, they're looking ahead. They thought, oh, this little baby smu.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they're right.

[Bob]

And they, they took care of them the third and fourth quarter. They took care of them. Far as college football today, not a lot of great games. The one if you want to look, listen to or watch tonight, USC versus Stanford, 6 or 7, 30 Central on Fox. That's a good game. As far as you got number 10 and Stanford and 17, USC going up against each other. There's not really anything else. There's, you know, oh, he's playing UCLA. They're only favored by 29. I mean, there's not, there's not good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Games, I guess Troy Eggman in throwing the ball for UCLA is this weekend.

[Bob]

No, Clemson's down at A and M, which it might be interesting because Jimbo Fisher, the new coach for Texas A and M, used to coach at the acc at Florida State. So he knows Clemson the lines. Only 12 for Clemson to win.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the game to watch because that game could get squirrely in College Station.

[Bob]

Yeah, that's on ESPN at 6:00'.

[JD]

Clock.

[Bob]

I'm going to, I'm going to tune into that. If they're hanging, if A and M's hanging in that first half, then we got a game. If it's over in that first quarter, I mean it could be, it could get ugly real quick. As far as NFL, John, are you.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Falcons, are they that good or were the Eagles playing slacky?

[Bob]

Man, that game was to me. You said it was exciting. It was boring as hell.

[John Clay Wolf]

I only paid attention the fourth quarter. I never watched it till the end. Really?

[Bob]

Okay. I couldn't make it that far. Yeah, it was real sloppy.

[John Clay Wolf]

There was a goal line stand that was beautiful at the end.

[Bob]

I think it had a lot to do with. Because the preseason's just crap now. They don't even start playing either starters. And that was the first game the starters actually got to play. That's why it was so sloppy. So you're gonna see a lot of that again this week. Big games. Cowboys, of course. They're playing Carolina. In Carolina, they're three point dogs. I don't. Man, I'm. This season. I'm a Cowboy fan. I'm in it.

[JD]

Yeah, you are huge.

[Bob]

I think they're going 6 and 10. Yes. Jason Garrett's gone the rest of the. Yeah, it's gonna.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jason Garrett's gonna gone.

[Bob]

Yeah, he'll be gone if they go 6 and 10. Yeah.

[JD]

Predict if they go 6 and 10, he's out.

[Bob]

Yeah, he'll be fired. The team to look forward to in Texas really this year is The Texans. They. DeShawn Watson's going to be back with DeShawn. Randy Watson. Randy Watson, he's going to be playing. You know that song. You know that is right.

[JD]

Okay.

[Bob]

He's going to be playing this year. He's. I. He's a top 10 quarterback. He can lead him to the playoffs this year. So I. I'm looking for. Forward to that. If we're not in LA right now. But the Chargers, they might have a good team this year too. I think they're. Oakland's gonna be, you know, rebound.

[John Clay Wolf]

They have. I'll tell you where we are. Turley. We're on in Baton Rouge. And how about them, Tiger?

[Bob]

Well, yes, you did take care of the week against Miami. They kick their butts, but they're playing some southeast western Louisiana today.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I would put all the starters on the bench and let the second string take care of that so nobody gets hurt.

[JD]

And we're still looking to do a broadcast at LSU, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, it's. We are.

[Bob]

November 3rd. November 3rd, Bama versus LSU in Baton Rouge.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huge.

[JD]

We get bail money now.

[Bob]

I mean, you can't get any bigger of a game than that.

[JD]

I'm going to start a new gofundme for our bail.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, we'll be back in a minute.

[Announcer]

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards, 1, 800, 800 radio now. John Clay Wolf.

[Turley]

We go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go. Ozzy played Dallas this week, didn't we?

[Turley]

I thought that was coming up in October.

[John Clay Wolf]

I gave a discount. Sean, two tickets to it.

[Bob]

Yeah, it's coming up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's way out. All right. H. Have you ever been to Nazi concert, bum?

[JD]

Never.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does he still bite Batheads?

[Turley]

I don't think so. I don't think that turned out well for him.

[Bob]

I heard they prop him up on stage. Kind of have to.

[John Clay Wolf]

My older sister is Aussie. Just an old doper. They can't talk clean anymore, probably.

[Turley]

My older sister went to something called the Rock and Roll super bowl back in 84. And it was Foreigner and Lover Boy and a band called LaRue who were big at the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think Super Bowls a strong term for that lineup.

[Turley]

And Ozzy Osborne. Well, it was 84.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Yeah.

[Turley]

You know. And she said Ozzy was scary. It was scary watching Ozzy. The music was so loud. He said, flick your cigarette lighters, and freaked her out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bill and odessa.

[Caller]

Yeah, man, L.A. elegant. I had to suffer through those. Like, man, the 80s. Like crazy, man. That zebra. Have you listened to Chimes in Baton Rouge? That's right there at the gate at lsu. Great food.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

Oh, man. It's a little. It's a little coat. It's a little small, but I want to say cozy. But the food is amazing. And you have to have a lot of good LSU foot traffic, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, we might do that. We need to line that up quick. That's on our to do list. I thought Ronnie was going to talk to the people at Walk Ons, which is a chain, and.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

See if we could make a deal with them. And if that doesn't work, then we're going to do something different immediately. But we've got to get a venue lined up for the LSU Bama game. Listener party. Thanks for calling in Silver Dollar. So, Colin Kaepernick, the whole stunt worked. Everybody bought Nikes. Their stock went down if their sales went up.

[Satan]

Did it?

[Bob]

Yeah, well, everybody's went down. Puma, Reebok because of. Well, there's something called NAFTA, but $2.

[JD]

Oh, so this is Trump's fault?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no.

[Bob]

That's. Some people think the NAFTA thing's good.

[JD]

Okay.

[Bob]

That's necessarily bad.

[JD]

I'm just wondering how this. How this turns.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I can tell you if you want me to geek out on cars for a minute.

[JD]

Here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mercedes, they're running their lease returns at the auctions and they're only selling like 50% and normally they sell 90%.

[JD]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

They're holding their price. And I was talking to Mercedes dealer but I'm like why she not selling her cars? The rep because. And I talked to the auction because they're afraid with the tariff imports on steel that the price of their cars are going to get so expensive that they've going to have a problem. So they're holding their lease returns because they expect an influx in new inventory for Mercedes is way down. And the stuff that's made in America is fine. The cheap cars, the C classes and some of the E classes. But the big stuff, the good stuff, the hundred granders, they build them in Germany and they're not sending them. So if you, if you're a big luxury Mercedes fan, don't expect a big discount because of Trump. It's Trump's fault. It's Trump's fault. I believe on that.

[Turley]

I probably.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it worth it? Sure.

[Turley]

I probably have less education than any of you guys in this room but I remember being more education in high school than I do economics. I was told, and you can tell me right or wrong. But wasn't it always considered traditionally that import tariffs are always, always, always a bad idea? I don't know, is that a sweeping generality? Because I mean that's always been my impression, that's. I took that lesson and carried it with me. I don't really know what it means but like import tariffs always bad. Make it harder for somebody to sell their stuff and they're going to do it to you too. It just becomes a, you know, an episode one upmanship.

[John Clay Wolf]

China outran the barrier though.

[Turley]

Yeah, they cheat, they cheat. They're just like the patriots.

[JD]

Like the patriots, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All of this talk is about China. That's what it's about, the whole thing. I have too many friends in that business. The import business. Vandelay Industries is who he works for. Yeah, importer, exporter. And the. Everything's made in China. I mean everything, everything. Okay, these micro that we're talking on are made in China. The apples, the Apple computers are made in China. Everything's made in China. And it screwed us up. And that's. He had to do it. He had to do it. And I mean what's the long term effect? I mean there. The jobless rate is so low right now. He's gotten so many people more jobs. Even Colin Kaepernick got hired last week.

[Turley]

That's a good line. But why do it? Why do it to Cannon?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just to. Just to act like you're not picking on China. Yeah.

[JD]

Because we don't care about Canada.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean, just to go up there and kick a dairy cow in the ass and say something about milk, I mean, is it really going to be a problem? No. Is it a smoke screen? Absolutely. So we start a fight. We start a wrestle with, with Canada over milk, which means nothing to anybody except the milk farmers. And then. But we're really starting this just so we're not pointing Singling out China. It went straight from diversion. Yes. It's a diversion. That. That's the proper word.

[Turley]

You think?

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely.

[Turley]

That makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely.

[Turley]

I don't know, man.

[JD]

Look at us. We talked business.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, it's scary.

[JD]

It is frightening.

[Bob]

Did you hear drunk Trump this past week, though?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[JD]

What's he doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

I love a good drunk.

[JD]

I level drunk Trump. Maybe he's high.

[Bob]

Let's try this again.

[John Clay Wolf]

The latest act of resistance is the offender, published in the failing New York Times. Anonymous.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Coward.

[John Clay Wolf]

Coward. You just love. Couldn't quite get the word in last Saturday. This reminds me of last Saturday afternoon at 4:15. We went across the street to a bar to celebrate our. Our biggest month. We did 2200 cars and.

[JD]

Unbelievable.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's great. And I sat on a bar stool from 4:15 until 2:15am yeah.

[JD]

Holy mackerel. I was hoping you went back in time. Only two hours.

[Bob]

I couldn't, I couldn't. I couldn't sit there that long. It was amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

No one should. That's 10 hours. It was really fun though.

[JD]

Really.

[John Clay Wolf]

As long as you don't do shots, you can pace your way through it. And I mean now I've been a little off all week. My wife said I've been a little off all week. I went to the doctor yesterday because I was worried about my health.

[JD]

Did you really? Finally?

[John Clay Wolf]

I did. I passed. I passed the echo gram and the this and that. But. But I've got to lose £25. There's no question about it. I've sat around in a bar, still drank beer for a year straight, trying to escape from stress in the evenings. And it's in and it's caught up with me. You know, the most disappointing part was when I. When I. You have to take your shirt off, obviously. And I'm leaning up, I'm coming up like a sit up and I've got this muscle that pops up and like right below my Breast, My sternum, sure. And she said, oh no. I was like, what? She's like, see that? She's like, yeah. She's like, that's a hernia. I'm like, what do you mean? She's like, well, your, your abdomen muscles are separated and so that's like guts popping out through. And I was so mad. I was like, man, I was thinking that like I still had muscles in my stomach. I thought that that was like a secret six pack deal you do kinda.

[Turley]

Secret pack.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you got a hernia. Well, she said it's not a real hernia, but your muscles are coming like the dad gut. Yeah, she explained it to me. They start separating and that's where that expansion comes from. So like when you do that, then that thing pops up. So that's not, that's not a six pack.

[Bob]

That's the corporation. That's the one. That's the 12 pack.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the one pack or whatever.

[Bob]

One pack.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the bottle of scotch.

[Turley]

Yeah. Party ball, man.

[JD]

Well, I'm happy to at least went to a doctor to get some kind of thing I did.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm going to go back, get some more tests and not, not that I anything's wrong.

[Turley]

She.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're just going to go through the whole thing.

[Bob]

Ah, you're doing the whole thing.

[JD]

Are you really doing the scan?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, oh, oh.

[Turley]

Airplanes, alcohol and medical attention. JD perks.

[JD]

I got the triple played today, thank you very much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, when was the last time you went in and did the whole physical? Is that funny?

[Turley]

I don't think I've been in a doctor's office since 2007.

[John Clay Wolf]

36, when you have the sniffles, you need a Z pack.

[Turley]

I just don't go.

[John Clay Wolf]

I understand. I kind of didn't want to know. I do have high blood pressure. Imagine that.

[Turley]

I absolutely have high blood pressure. Yeah. And keeps me smiling.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Cholesterol.

[JD]

Everybody, everybody in a wheelchair smiles.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not, I mean it's not crazy high, but it was a little bit high. And she's like. I was like, give me some of that Fetterman stuff and I'll lose this weight.

[JD]

I was like, that's what you need.

[John Clay Wolf]

She said, she said, I will. But you, you know, I got to get your blood pressure down.

[Bob]

So you know you got a good doctor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD]

Won't write you a script for nothing.

[Turley]

Sure.

[JD]

You want some speed? No problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

When I did HGH when I was after I got hurt.

[JD]

Human growth hormone.

[John Clay Wolf]

That stuff worked, man. And I was like, well, as long as I'm on this for the nerve reconnection. Might as well hit the gym. And I mean, you're throwing up weights. He hadn't thrown up since you were 22. And it's easy.

[Bob]

Did you have to shoot that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, I shot it every day for about a year. And it worked? Yes. Yeah.

[JD]

In your tummy.

[Bob]

Now you did it more because of your injury?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. It was to repair the nerves from my injury. But it is really a great workout supplement. I mean, GNC's got nothing on HGH. You can go to the mall and get all the supplements in the world. You get you some of that human growth hormone and it will wake your ass. Get that? Even though the doctor.

[JD]

No, I don't mean that. I mean, where does it come from?

[John Clay Wolf]

Cadavers. Okay.

[Bob]

Mexico.

[JD]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Mexican can. Mexican can. Oh, that's what you just said. Mexico. Oh, yeah.

[JD]

So they got what, people from Finland dying in Mexico is what you're saying.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe I did notice myself eating a lot of fajitas during the corner.

[JD]

Flour tortillas.

[Turley]

The telltale diet.

[John Clay Wolf]

If she can get me back on HGH and Fetterman. Shoot, shoot. I'll be back all the way.

[JD]

I'll be ready to fight something daily.

[John Clay Wolf]

Daily.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

My wife said that HGH made me mean, though. She said it makes you aggressive. Yeah. Little deca. If you take the deck and stack it on with HGH and get the right workout guys, you can really get a good regimen going. My name is John Clay Wolf and I'll be back in a minute.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

To me.

[Announcer]

Now, back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call him toll free, 1-800-800 radio. And now, senor Juan Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know Bob said the music's good this morning.

[Satan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

How about that?

[JD]

It rocks, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have a lot of people with a lot of trucks on hold, so I'm going to burn the through these real fast and knock them out so these guys aren't waiting anymore. Everybody, I'm fixing to bid these like a lightning round real quick. So if I miss something, just go to givemetheven.com. i'm not saying don't hold me accountable, but there's so many here, I can't. I don't have the time to do them all in the air, so I'm going to blow through them. Butch and middling. Good morning. Do you have the old lightning round music, Turley? Oh, that'd be a blast from the past. Butcher. Middling, you there?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 16 Ram 25003000 mile four wheel drive diesel. Crew cab, leather navigation and lifted. What color?

[Caller]

It's charcoal gray.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a mega cab or a fort? Just a four door.

[Caller]

Four door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Long bed or short?

[Caller]

Short.

[John Clay Wolf]

40 grand.

[Caller]

Gotta have more.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much?

[Caller]

I need 45 to pay it off.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know if I can get you paid off, but I might be able to get you more. I need to see the lift, the wheels and the tires. So go to givemetheven.com send the pictures and let's get started. Craig in Houston. A 14 GMC Sierra with 53 two wheel drive. Crew cab. Cloth or leather?

[Caller]

It's, it's that, that custom cotton, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Custom cotton seats. Custom cotton seats. Cotton picking good. Ah, so it's almost 20 grand, but it's not. I think it's 18. Load it up at. Give me the vin.com. let's look will in New Bronzeville's 12 lariat 126 on the clock. Crew cab, leather, no sunroof, no navigation. Is that correct?

[Caller]

Yeah, that's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, 28 GS. 28 GS. 27. 5. 27 5. 27 5.

[Caller]

That's pretty close to what I'm looking for, you know, because got myself in a bond here. My wife's real sick and I gotta unload this baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a title? Is there a payoff?

[Caller]

Oh, I got a title.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Go to. Give me the vin.com and load it up. Let's get it bought. Sell that, sell that. Sell it. Let's go, Randy. Oklahoma 07 Silverado with 182. Of course he's from Oklahoma and it's got 182. God, you guys, you guys do nothing but drive.

[Caller]

I'm from Texas. I'm just. I don't know how I wound up here.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, all the cars we bid out of Oklahoma have 100,000 miles on or two. It's the damnedest thing.

[Turley]

That's a long way anyway.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they're trying. Here's what happens. Here's the problem in Oklahoma is they're trying to get a six pack and get home and ease their way home. But the beer is so damn weak they can't get the buzz. So they got to get on the loop and just keep driving. Whip back into the beer store, get another six pack and then they have to drive twice as long to get home because the beer's too weak. That's the problem.

[Caller]

That's going to change in October.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're getting a real beer. All right, no more near Beer. Send me a pictures of this. When the miles are so high, I don't want to bid it sight unseen. Ty in Houston. 16F150XLT. 26,000mile four wheel drive, crew cab. What color?

[Caller]

Blue. It's also got a 6 inch lift on 35s and 22 inch wheels.

[John Clay Wolf]

25 grand.

[Caller]

25.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's. It's cloth, right?

[Caller]

Yeah, cloth. Full center console.

[John Clay Wolf]

The.

[Caller]

The 8 inch touchscreen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, hang on. Let me. Let me. Let me double check myself. Let me step back twice and check myself. Ah, hang on. 16. I'm gonna build this in my little box. God, you think I'd be faster than this? 16 Ford truck F150 truck. Super crew cab. XLT four door with a five liter. Is that correct?

[Caller]

No, it's a three, five twin turbo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's a ecoboost. It's got the wheels. I'm gonna. I'm gonna build it up a little bit. Does Evan. This does not have a sunroof. No, but it's lifted. Okay, so it has 25000 miles. Okay, first of all, Ty, you're right, I'm wrong. And second of all, I'll give. With that much lift, I'll give 30 GS.

[Caller]

30. I've been offered more from. From trade in.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

34.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me see it. Let me see how pretty this thing is. Let me see if it strikes me crazy and makes me. Makes me hot. And if it does, then I'll. I'll get my thinking up. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Scott San Diego. Good morning. Hey, Scott.

[Caller]

Morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. Hey. California dreaming. Were you born out there?

[Caller]

No, I wasn't. I was actually born and raised in Kansas City.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gotcha. How long have you been in Cali?

[Caller]

About eight years.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your. What's your recap of your move? Good, bad and different. Different.

[Caller]

Fantastic. Kansas City weather sucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, right, right. What about the taxes? What do you do? What's your living?

[Caller]

I'm a project manager for construction.

[John Clay Wolf]

And are you. And are you? Well, eight years. Yes, you're there. So. So the. Did Kansas City. Did Missouri have state income tax?

[Caller]

Well, I was on the Kansas side. They had a state tax. Missouri does too, but it's lower than Kansas moving out here. I kept my tag until just recently. I was tagged in Kansas City just because it was probably 60, 70% cheaper to license and tag it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a lot cheaper. Okay, so this is a FX4.4 wheel drive and it. Is it. Leather, navigation, sunroof, all the above. Okay.

[Caller]

It has like the appearance package and the upgraded sound system, wheels, tires, spray bed liner.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Let me recap. 13F150FX4 with 43,000miles on it, all the gear and all wheel drive.

[Caller]

Correct. Flex fuel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Oh, we say now, which engine is it? Is it a. Is it an EcoBoost or an 8 or a 6.2 V8?

[Caller]

It's a 6.2 V8.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sure? Because there's not a lot of those out there.

[Caller]

This is the, this is the. Sorry, no, no. This is the Flex Fuel 5.4 V8.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, got it. I think it's a 5.0 if it's a 13, not a 5.4, but nonetheless, five point something. It's the regular V8.

[Caller]

Yeah, it could be. Yeah, you could be right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a 2020. 26 grand buyer.

[Caller]

26.

[John Clay Wolf]

Interesting.

[Caller]

Okay, good. That's within the realm of what I've got offers for.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, we can do it. We, we can do it blindfolded. Go to give me the vin.com and we will get you checked in. Do you have a payoff?

[Caller]

No, I own it outright.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then I will write you a check out. Right. Bank of America. Do you have bank of America in San Diego?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Bob]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

We can get it handled. Thank you, man. Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I see this says Tiger woods is back. Oh, it's just.

[Bob]

Yeah. Clip from Tiger I don't know if you heard the. He's actually quite 12th place right now, but he started off the tournament 8 under, shot of 62 on Thursday. And he made the Ryder cup, which is a big achievement. That's like the all star team for America.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob]

And so he's just commenting about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I, I get chills just thinking about it. I got asked at the beginning of the year by Jim whether I'd serve as vice captain. I said, absolutely, do whatever you want me to do. But one of my goals was to make this team even though I hadn't played yet. You want to have big goals, big picture goals, and being a part of this team and these guys is something I wanted to do and I had to go earn it. And I think I've played really well this year.

[Bob]

And he has. He's come on late. And next year, if this is how he finishes the year, I think he'll be back in contention, actually. Maybe win a couple actual tournaments.

[JD]

Get your personal life.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of old dogs that won't go away. Tom Brady stay until he's 45.

[Bob]

And the clip is just kind of. It's not great, but he's just talking about he really wants to stay till 45. Playing in the NFL.

[John Clay Wolf]

Has anyone done it as a quarterback?

[Bob]

Yeah, it's been a long time.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was his face back with open face masks?

[Bob]

Yeah, the Raiders. What's his. His face.

[JD]

Fred Flintstone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's the kind of Mexican, Italian looking guy?

[Bob]

Dan Plunkett. Dan. Jim Plunkett. That's who it is. Yeah. Back then. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bingo. There you go.

[Turley]

He was 45.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's.

[Bob]

He was late. He was in his.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look it up.

[Bob]

But I believe it was like late. Well, mid, early 40s, somewhere like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know those dark complected guys. These last longer play until he's 40.

[JD]

George played until he was 48.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Well, he's a kicker though.

[JD]

Yeah, that didn't count.

[Turley]

Playing till the age of 45 would comprise five more years for Tom. Brad.

[John Clay Wolf]

And when I say that, I mean like the Italians and the all of them. You ever notice that they just look younger?

[JD]

Yeah, they age better.

[John Clay Wolf]

They just have more pigment in their skin. I guess it's pretty simple.

[Turley]

Red wine's good for you.

[JD]

You want to play. You want to talk about Mark Wahlberg? He bought a car dealership.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's.

[JD]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, I do, I do, I do. Marky Mark. I mean, every time I think about him, I think of the last single of the last very last scene of Boogie nights. Of course, when he's talking about. He's a big star. He's a real big star. And he unbuckles his pants and I guess that's what this is. The Chevy store. That should be their mascot. That, that, that prosthetic they used on Boogie nights.

[Turley]

I was that pro.

[JD]

He was on Ellen anyway, and they did kind of a commercial, if you will, for his car lot.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeehaw.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm Ellen degeneres. And I'm Mark Wahlberg and we're here to take. Tell you to come on down to Mark Wahlberg Chevrolet Central Ohio's largest inventory of new Chevys. Oh, yeah.

[JD]

Come on down.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right. I got a ton of cars for you to test drive. Everything from Camaros to silverados. Hey, do you sell Zambonis? Due to the high demand, we are currently sold out of Zambonis. Well, I'll tell you what, he does sell this 2018 dump truck. This is not a joke. He actually sells a dump truck. I sure do and imagine all the things that you could do with that beauty, Ellen. You could dump gravel, dirt, or a mixture of gravel and dirt. And if you buy it now, Mark's gonna throw in something for free.

[Turley]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

We don't give any. Oh, no, I will. That's right. You'll get a copy of Ted 2 or Transformers 4, Blu Ray or DVD, your choice. And get this. And it goes on and on and on and on. His partner that he did that with has got to be loving this. You know, Nick Saban owns a Mercedes dealership in Nashville, Tennessee. Do that. Is Nashville or is it Bama? I forgot.

[Bob]

I imagine it was Alabama, I would think.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look it up if anybody has it. But no. Nick Saban as a Mercedes dealership. He talked at the nada convention the other day. He is a Mercedes dealer.

[JD]

Dealer, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

And because his father. It was a tribute to his father. I forgot the whole story. Maybe his dad was a car dealer.

[Bob]

Ah, I could see that.

[JD]

Wahlberg. If that's real.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is real.

[JD]

But why?

[John Clay Wolf]

They got a good buddy that talked him into doing it, said, hey, we can use your likeness. And maybe didn't even use any of his money. You know, Troy Aikman had a Chevrolet store in Fort Worth, Texas, that he had. I don't know if he had any money in it at all, but he was just using the brand. Moritz has owned it. And when they got tired of Troy Eggman, then they just flipped it back to Maritz Chevrolet.

[Bob]

Now he's doing food.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then he bought a Ford store in Dallas. It was Troikman Ford, and it was him.

[JD]

Oh, that was him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's doing food?

[Bob]

Troy Aikman. Now he's got a restaurant in Arlington, Texas.

[JD]

They all have restaurants. They all got.

[John Clay Wolf]

He married a girl. I graduated from SMU with. Really one of the best looking gals there. Imagine that car dealership.

[Turley]

That's a good place to put your money, though, right?

[Caller]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Birmingham, Alabama. I mean, Birmingham, Alabama. I think you got a good point there. He should be in Alabama. And I think he's got plenty of money to park. He probably floor plans himself. And he doesn't. He fights with the Germans anyway. That's a ball game, boys.

[JD]

That's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Football Saturday. Here we go. Don't drink too much. And if you do, don't drive at all. And don't let your wife come into work and raise hell at the place like what happened here last week.

[JD]

Never. Never.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be back next week. Thank you.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Out.

[John Clay Wolf]

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